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Supergas petroleum enhancer,

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January 15,

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experiment no. 573, group 6.

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What's up?

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Supergas works!

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Supergas!

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It works!

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This is a revolution in renewable energy.

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I talked to a vc firm.
They want to sign on Wednesday.

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Right now, I'm leaving for Thailand.

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All t need is Mr. zhou's power of attorney,

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and we're ready.

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Xu lang,

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we've been together for 12 years.

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I ask you for a divorce,

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and your first reaction is to tell me
not to affect your business!

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This marriage...

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Means nothing to you, does it?

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You know how much
I've put into this project.

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Xiao di had an accident.

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What happened to her?

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She got in a fight with a
classmate yesterday...

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To prove she had been to ocean park.

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That kid shoved her,

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she fell, and cracked her head open.

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How could this happen?

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I promised I would take her to ocean park,
why weren't you watching her?

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You've already made that promise 7 times.

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She's been waiting this whole time.

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I can't sign the divorce papers today.

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I'm gonna miss my flight.

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I can't sign today, really.

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And I'm not going to explain again.

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I've spent the last four years
of my life on this project.

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This is everything I have!

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I'll talk to you when I get back.

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I want only xiao di.

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Do you want me to kneel down and beg?

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The last time you knelt for me...

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Was when you proposed.

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How ironic.

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Oh my!

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Xu, what are you doing?

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Get out!

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Are you proposing to your wife again?

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Aren't you supposed to be in Paris
for your honeymoon?

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Did you hear anything from Mr. zhou?

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No, I didn't.

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I heard you talked to a
venture capital firm.

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No, I haven't.

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Then where are you going?

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Hong Kong. What?

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What for?

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Has Mr. zhou contacted you?

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No, he hasn't.
Do you know where he is?

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No. I thought you knew.

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No. How did you know I knew?

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I don't know you know!

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Enjoy your conversation. I'm leaving.

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Let go of me.

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Didn't you just say
you're going to Thailand?

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No, I didn't.

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I'll say it again, all I want is xiao di.

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Let go of me!

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Take care!

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So you're going to Thailand?

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You believe the lies I told my wife?

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Mr. zhou is in Thailand.

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Xiao man is pregnant, and she's alone
in France. How can you not worry about her?

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What was that argument about?
Who cheated on whom?

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We've been married for years.
Kneeling is normal.

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I don't think that neck of yours
is ever going to get better.

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Yeah? Don't your teeth hurt too?

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Your teeth hurt!

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Your phone is charged.

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Here's the thai baht.

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You're on little red riding hood tours.
Business class was sold out.

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Gao Bo came back before
his honeymoon was over.

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That means he has a contract
with the French company.

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Yes.

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We're screwed if he finds Mr. zhou.

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Yes.

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Keep an eye on him,
and call me if he does anything.

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Yes, sir!

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When is the flight?

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Two hours.

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Have you heard from the hacker?

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The hacker said Mr. zhou is in chiangmai.

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I know chiangmai, but where in chiangmai?

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Chiangmai's... surrounding regions.

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Surrounding regions?

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He seems to be in a meditation class
at one of the temples.

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One of the temples?

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Yeah, one of the temples.

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You're saying I have to find a temple.
In Thailand?

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The hacker said he'll check
zhou's other email accounts.

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So you want me to sleep
on the street in Thailand?

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No! I'll send you the map soon!

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If you can't tell me which wooden fish
he's banging in front of which Buddha...

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At which temple on which mountain today,

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you'll never work in this
industry again, got it?

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Yes, sir!

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Mr. xu, how's your tooth?

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Send the map to the big phone.
If something comes up, call this one.

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Yes, sir!

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Hello, xiao di?

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Listen, when I get back from Thailand,
I'll take you to ocean park.

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I don't believe you!

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Sweetie, dad's sorry, really.

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Liar!

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I mean it this time.

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The girls say I don't have a dad!

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Well, don't listen to them!

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Hello?

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Lili!

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Yeah, hi.

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I still don't have the map.
When am I gonna get it?

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Guess!

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Listen to me,

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if I go to Thailand with no map,

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just the words "somewhere in chiangmai”,
what am I gonna do?

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Ladyboys!

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What else would you do?

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Don't worry!
I'll bring one back for you!

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I have to go now.
Send me the map asap!

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Oh, you bet I will! Bye!

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Whoa!

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That's a big screen!

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Sorry. Sorry, sorry...

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Hello?

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You have the address? Good!
Send it to me right now!

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Hey, we're taking off.

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The phone signal interferes
with the plane's radio.

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What if we crash?

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Turn it off.

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I know! I don't need you to tell me that.

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Then turn it off.

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How can I help you, sir?

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His phone is still on!

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What are you doing?

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Your phone is still on.

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It's dangerous to keep it on, you know.

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Sir, please power off your phone
and other electronic devices.

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Yes, I will. Just a second.

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I'm sorry, sir. Please
turn off your phone now.

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She doesn't buy it!

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It's dangerous to leave it on.
Think about all these people's lives.

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Come on, turn it off.

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Thank you for your cooperation.

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It's ok.

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The first time I flew,
I didn't know either.

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I fly all the time.

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So what do you do?

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I make onion pancakes!

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My weibo handle is
"bao's onion pancake chronicles."

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Do you have a weibo?
Let's friend each other.

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I've turned off my phone.

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It's ok. We can do it when we land.

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This is the entry form.

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Please fill it out.

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This is the entry form.

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Please fill it out.

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Hey, what's your name?

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What do you want?

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Can you tell me what this says?

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What should I write here?

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Give me your passport.

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Thanks you!

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Why do you keep everything in plastic bags?

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My mom said that it rains
a lot in Thailand,

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you have to waterproof
before you get there.

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Wang bao?

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You can call me baobao.

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The purpose of your trip to Thailand?

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Well, look, this is my to-do list!

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First I want to see the
Taj Mahal, and then...

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Whoa, hold on.

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The Taj Mahal is in India!

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Oh, well, I'll scratch that off, then.

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I'm gonna get a massage, ride an elephant,

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go swimming, worship Buddha,

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and I'm going to fight a thai kickboxer!

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And to plant my health tree.

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Ok, ok, we don't have to write all that.

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Just "travel" is fine.

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I'm gonna see a ladyboy show too!

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Look! Ladyboys!

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Is this a ladyboy too?

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No. That's my girlfriend.

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This is your girlfriend?

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Yeah.

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This is fan bingbing!

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Yeah! Fan bingbing is my girlfriend.

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Fan bingbing is your girlfriend?

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Yeah!

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You cut this out of a magazine.

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No, I didn't.

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I got it from a newspaper.

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Whatever's wrong with you,
you need some pills.

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How did you know it was time?

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How can I help you, sir?

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Can I have some water?

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Yes, sir. I'll be right back.

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Lili,

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I just landed at Bangkok.

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I couldn't download the map on the plane.

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Send it again, alright?

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Hang on.

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I think my phone has a virus.

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Hey, can you take a picture of me?

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Hey!

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Please! Take a picture of me!

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Ok, ok. Here.

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Thanks.

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Can you hold this for me?
I need to use the bathroom.

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Thanks!

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Hey...

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I have a weak signal on my phone here.
Email it to me.

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Tour guide!

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Do you know any earlier
flights to chiangmai?

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You aren't coming with us?

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No, I have an emergency.

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Hold on, let me check.

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Nothing here,
Don mueang airport has a flight.

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But you need to hurry,
the flight leaves in an hour.

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Ok, got it.

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There are just the two airports in Bangkok?

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Yes. And I can't refund your booking fee.

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That's fine.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Sorry to keep you waiting so long.

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Where the hell have you been?

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Hey, you know what,
I saw a spy in the bathroom!

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Lunatic.

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Seriously! He was talking on the phone...

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About putting viruses into cell phones
and GPS tracking.

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Hey, are you ok?

239
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What are you doing?

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Aren't you coming with us?

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Bye!

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Bye!

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Wang bao!

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Hurry!

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You can call me baobao.

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Wang bao, I'm heading chiangmai
for some business.

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It was a chance acquaintance.

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Very nice meeting you.

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Next time I visit Beijing,
I've got to try your onion pancakes.

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You have to promise!

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Yeah.

252
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Why don't you write down my number?

253
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No need. I'll find you when I'm in Beijing.

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But how are you gonna find me
if you don't know my number?

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Come on, write that down.

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Fine, go ahead.

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You might need a pen.
My number is not easy to remember.

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I have a good memory.

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Just say it.

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It's 137970767017.

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Can you repeat it?

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I think I have memorized it.
See you in Beijing!

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Remember to call me,
and I'll have your number!

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Enjoy your life with fan bingbing!

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Hey!

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I'm sorry.

267
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I lied to you.

268
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:09,614
The truth is,

269
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,141
fan bingbing is not my girlfriend yet.

270
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,871
Ok, I got it. Have a good trip! Bye!

271
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:13,622
My mom likes fan bingbing.

272
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,793
Bye!

273
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,919
She's a huge fan fan!

274
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,004
Bye!

275
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,774
Go that way. Be quick!

276
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,239
No, no, no.

277
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,493
Calm down.

278
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,904
No police, no camera!

279
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,489
Just relax.

280
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,082
Use loudspeaker!

281
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,253
No, no.

282
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,896
Gentlemen don't honk their horns. Relax.

283
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,583
Calm down...

284
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,669
I've no time to calm down!

285
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,301
Calm down.

286
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,177
Now you're Japanese...

287
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,089
I am not Japanese. I am Chinese!

288
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,391
Chinese people are always in a hurry.

289
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,848
Thai people are always lazy.

290
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,480
Where in China?

291
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,348
Beijing.

292
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,523
Beijing?

293
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,435
The traffic in Beijing is much worse!

294
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,068
This is Thailand. Calm down...

295
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,043
Please...

296
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,836
Sorry, you can't buy any ticket
when you don't have your passport.

297
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,960
Ok, tell me the fastest way to chiangmai?

298
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,250
By train, and tomorrow morning, half one.

299
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,460
Train without a passport is ok?

300
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,882
Yes, sir.

301
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,342
And hotel?

302
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,517
No.

303
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,682
Ok.

304
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,222
Did you lose something?

305
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,229
You can't find it, can you?

306
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,933
Well, I got it!

307
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,446
I was wondering...

308
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,191
Why your phone was in my pocket.

309
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,280
Who told you to bring it back?

310
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,365
The team leader told me you were here.

311
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,310
I almost lost you.
Here's your phone.

312
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,324
I don't need it.
Take it, as a gift. Now go!

313
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,203
No, I can't. My mom says
I can't take what I haven't earned.

314
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,902
Didn't your mom tell you
obedience is better than politeness?

315
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,979
My mom told me to be kind and
do the right thing whenever possible.

316
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,125
You are unbelievable!

317
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:12,721
Are you being sarcastic?

318
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,049
No. That was a compliment.

319
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,667
Then could you lend me some money?

320
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,841
Have you lost your mind?

321
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,304
How did you know that?

322
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,979
I forgot my wallet this morning.
When I found out, it's too late.

323
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,682
And I had to take a cab to catch you.

324
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,668
The cab driver is waiting for me to pay.

325
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,235
I promise I'll pay you back later.

326
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,231
That's enough. Thanks!

327
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,491
Hey, wang bao!

328
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,375
Do you have your passport?

329
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,371
Yes, I do. Do you?

330
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,880
I'm sorry, wang bao.

331
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,211
I was rude just now.

332
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,386
It doesn't matter.

333
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,135
Listen, from now on, we're
traveling together.

334
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,005
We'll go to chiangmai together.

335
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:40,931
You don't have to.

336
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,592
You already paid for my cab.

337
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,850
You don't have any money
and you've been left behind.

338
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,339
How are you gonna finish your list?

339
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,570
Where are you going to stay?

340
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,564
Let me pay for your hotel room.

341
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,223
People have to help each other
when they leave their home.

342
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,247
Just like a team.

343
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:04,871
My name is xu lang.

344
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,042
I am baobao.

345
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,504
But my mom says, if it's
too good to be true...

346
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,055
Did your mom ever tell you...

347
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,785
That most people in the world are good?

348
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,989
Well, then... what should we name our team?

349
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,348
Thailand legend.

350
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,187
Do you maybe have anything better?

351
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,143
How about potato and mushroom?

352
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,998
Forget it, let's stick to Thailand legend.

353
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,485
Can I have your passport, sir?

354
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,028
Just a moment.

355
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:44,786
Ok.

356
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,117
Give me your passport.

357
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,742
I have the membership card.

358
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,880
Stop taking pictures.

359
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,465
Get the chair in the picture, too.

360
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,504
Why?

361
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,682
Just get it in the shot.

362
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:08,102
The peace sign has to be
the lamest gesture in the world.

363
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,149
Let's go see a ladyboy show!

364
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,298
They're just a bunch of guys.
How is that supposed to be entertaining?

365
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,322
What?

366
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,695
Ladyboys are actually guys?

367
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,821
What are you doing in Thailand
if you didn't even know that?

368
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,572
How do they do it?

369
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,748
Does your phone have 3g?

370
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:30,786
No.

371
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,081
Can it get online with WiFi?

372
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,044
Sure. I just posted on weibo, for free!

373
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,293
Hey, look, a massage!

374
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,554
Spa!

375
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,095
Let's go shopping!

376
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,557
Nope!

377
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,765
How about a massage treatment?

378
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,471
Nope!

379
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,643
How about dinner?

380
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,814
Nope!

381
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
Jeez!

382
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,935
I'll pay the money back!

383
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,521
I can't think about it right now.

384
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,068
But I'm hungry.

385
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,525
Go get dinner then.

386
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,741
I've no money.

387
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,445
Help yourself.

388
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,100
I don't speak english. I can't order.

389
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,915
This is your hotel, right?

390
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,671
Yes, sir.

391
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,957
I've booked a room.

392
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:23,169
And can you tell me if there were anyone
using the same card to check in?

393
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,678
Wait a moment, sir.

394
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,098
Yes, there's one.

395
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,426
This man is my workmate.

396
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,428
Today is his birthday.

397
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,764
I wanna give him a surprise.

398
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,774
I need to speak to him.

399
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,105
Ok.

400
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,574
It went through.

401
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,328
He's not in.

402
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,622
You came here to have a vacation.

403
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,713
Why is fighting a thai kickboxer
an item on your to-do list?

404
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,716
I've talked to fan bingbing's agent.

405
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,424
He said I can be her personal bodyguard...

406
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,615
If I win a match against a thai kickboxer.

407
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,551
When I do,

408
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,311
I'll make her onion pancakes every day.

409
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,894
Well, she can't eat that 365 days in a row.

410
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,809
You don't understand,
onion pancakes sound easy,

411
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,827
but there are special
ways to knead the dough.

412
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,050
And you need to know whether to use
unleavened, leavened or steamed dough,

413
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:24,859
what kind of spring onions to use,

414
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,762
and whether to grill,
roast, steam or fry...

415
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,445
Ok, ok,

416
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,930
how much do you sell them for?

417
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,739
It's 2.5 yuan.

418
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,494
What do the ingredients cost?

419
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,706
Less than 1 yuan.

420
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,119
How many can you sell a day?

421
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:33,789
About 800.

422
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,168
That's a lot!

423
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,326
That's on a slow day.

424
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,206
Your net profit is 26,000 a month.

425
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,584
You could make more money
if you franchised it.

426
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,176
That's right!

427
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,836
If you had 100 franchisees in Beijing,
with a 5,000 monthly franchise fee,

428
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,700
you'd have 500,000 yuan
a month from franchising,

429
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,884
and 6 million a year.

430
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,222
That's right!

431
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,642
If there were 5,000 stores
all over the country,

432
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,248
you could make 300 million yuan a year!

433
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,389
Yeah! That's right!

434
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,853
You could be on the stock
market in 2 years!

435
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,028
That's right, I could!

436
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,064
How about selling me the recipe?

437
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:07,902
Good.

438
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:08,987
My recipe is...

439
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,241
I have to make them myself.

440
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,979
No hiring anyone, no freezing them,

441
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,601
they have to be fresh out of the oven.

442
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,603
You'll be making onion pancakes
for the rest of your life, you know.

443
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,627
Exactly!

444
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,959
I love making onion pancakes!

445
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,092
Let me show you something cool.

446
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,365
Excuse me.

447
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,819
- Please.
- Ok.

448
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,712
What is this?

449
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,222
When you get gas from the gas station,

450
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,758
when your tank is two thirds full,

451
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,142
add two drops of this,

452
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,433
supergas petroleum enhancer,

453
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,854
and your gas tank will be full.

454
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,108
This is renewable energy.

455
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,211
It makes fossil fuels more efficient.

456
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,065
This is science, understand?

457
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,521
I know.

458
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,732
So now you know what my job is.

459
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,032
Of course.

460
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,474
You work for a TV shopping network!

461
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,707
Do you think ladyboys...

462
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,531
Were born as ladyboys?

463
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,912
There're two behind you actually.

464
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,378
Don't look back now!

465
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:56,969
Wow! They're sexy!

466
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,343
Don't take any picture!

467
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,681
What are you doing?

468
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
Sorry, sorry...

469
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,561
Sit your ass down!

470
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,189
He started it.

471
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,823
- That's enough.
- Ok.

472
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,538
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

473
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,844
Shit!

474
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,769
Someone posted at me on weibo.

475
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,405
Let me see.

476
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,283
Did you post the hotel picture?

477
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,325
Yeah!

478
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,736
Why did you tag me in the post?

479
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,316
You have more followers than I do.

480
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,159
Delete it, now!

481
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:02,823
Why?

482
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,962
I don't want people to know
where I am. Delete it!

483
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,581
You're super boring, you know that?

484
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,233
Be careful with your posts from now on, ok?

485
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,257
What's your star sign?

486
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,852
Wait a moment.

487
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,641
Thank you.

488
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,781
Do you think she is a ladyboy?

489
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,152
In Thailand, every beautiful woman walking
on the street is definitely a ladyboy.

490
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,496
You're sure enough to bet?

491
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,065
Of course! You got the guts to ask?

492
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:43,697
Do you?

493
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:44,615
Of course I do! Do you?

494
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,282
Of course!

495
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,627
Then ask!

496
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:47,451
Hello!

497
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,982
I was in the elevator.

498
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,806
There were two
idiots back there...

499
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:21,910
Come here.

500
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,081
Come over here!

501
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,416
Do you see that guy?

502
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,145
Follow him and find out
which room he's staying in.

503
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:27,783
Don't expose yourself.

504
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,746
Be quick.

505
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,921
What for?

506
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,729
I'll tell you when you come back.
Just go!

507
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,174
Hurry!

508
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,056
I saw him!

509
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,787
He was the spy at the airport bathroom!

510
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:45,683
I know.

511
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,219
But which room is he in?

512
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,022
Go check again!

513
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,479
Which one is it? 2207 or 2209?

514
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,820
I don't remember.

515
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,948
One of the two anyways.

516
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:03,656
Baobao.

517
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,374
What?

518
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:07,997
Can you do me a favor?

519
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,116
What is it?

520
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,894
Would you go to that guy's room again...

521
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,870
And take his passport?

522
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,665
Why do you want his passport?
You know you can't use it.

523
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,500
I don't want to use it.
I just want to take it away from him.

524
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,347
Why?

525
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,464
He follows me wherever I go.

526
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,642
Do you know why?

527
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:25,852
Why?

528
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,343
He wants to hurt me.

529
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,688
Why would he do that?

530
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,065
Because...

531
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,816
I cuckolded him.

532
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,195
You slept with him?

533
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,362
I slept with his wife.

534
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:40,533
You slept with his wife?

535
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:41,576
She seduced me first.

536
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:42,904
She seduced you first?

537
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,033
But we really do love each other.

538
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,404
You really do love each other?

539
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,621
Can you stop copying me?

540
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,372
How could you do that?

541
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:50,953
It was my fault,

542
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,413
but he wants to murder me now.

543
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,543
If he gets me,

544
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,434
you won't accomplish anything on your list.

545
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,045
And it was your damn weibo post...

546
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,254
That led him here.

547
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,149
Don't you think you should
make it up to me?

548
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,470
May I remind you that...

549
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,010
We're a team,

550
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,678
Thailand legend.

551
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,814
Excuse me, sir?

552
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,819
I have to go and get some oil.

553
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,363
Just a moment, please.

554
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,075
Fine.

555
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,074
Hello.

556
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,565
Come on.

557
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,174
Come on.

558
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,092
Oh, baby!

559
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,226
Lower.

560
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,070
Oh, quickly, please.

561
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,882
- Girls, let's clean it up.
- Yeah, take a shower.

562
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,110
Hello!

563
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:39,785
Where's the train?

564
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,749
Are you gonna carry that
damn cactus everywhere?

565
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:42,868
You don't get it.

566
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,039
It's a cactus now,

567
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,977
but once you plant it in the temple,
it will become a health tree...

568
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,616
That wards off disease and bad luck.

569
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,334
Give me the phone.

570
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,610
Where's the map I downloaded last night?

571
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,012
I deleted it.

572
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,598
Why'd you do that?

573
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,968
You told me to!

574
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,808
I told you to delete the weibo post,
not the map!

575
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,139
Why didn't you make it clear?

576
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,209
Well, you have a computer, don't you?

577
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,673
My network card works only in China.

578
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,416
You can buy a phone card that works here.

579
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,360
Watch my bag and don't go away.

580
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,864
I'm gonna get a phone card.

581
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:21,779
Then tell me,

582
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,673
did you get beat up by ladyboys last night?

583
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,218
Who's the kid?

584
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,472
Leave me alone, ok?

585
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,524
You're married?

586
00:35:58,698 --> 00:35:59,698
Mind your own business.

587
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,815
You've had a kid already?

588
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:02,993
So?

589
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,139
You've been having an affair
with someone else's wife!

590
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,448
That was a lie.

591
00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,103
Then why don't you pick up the phone?

592
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,210
- Hello?
- Where are you?

593
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,496
What are you doing?

594
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:16,914
Hello?

595
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,875
I'm filing the divorce papers in two days.

596
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,669
I can't..I can't hear you...

597
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,842
She wants a divorce, I heard that.

598
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,131
Can you hear me now?

599
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,300
Ten in the morning,
haidian courthouse. Be there.

600
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,478
And...

601
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,140
How is xiao di?

602
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,271
Do you even care?

603
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,144
Well, I'm in Thailand right now.

604
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,685
I don't care where you are!
Be there on time.

605
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,917
Ann, why can't you just try and understand?

606
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,914
I'm in Thailand now
and I'm in serious trouble.

607
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:43,736
I lost my passport.

608
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:44,987
My phone's about to die.

609
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,196
I'm on a train now.

610
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,319
Listen, I'll never believe you again.

611
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,340
Was that your wife?

612
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,172
Does she know about your affair?

613
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,544
Say something!

614
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,385
Give it back!

615
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,563
Answer me!

616
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,394
Give it back!

617
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,055
You're married. Why did you do that?

618
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,395
Give it back. It's an order!

619
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,568
Who's the kid?

620
00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:18,694
Listen...

621
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:27,950
I'm so sorry.

622
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,363
We've just met yesterday.

623
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,269
We're not friends,
we didn't even know each other.

624
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,770
I came to Thailand for a contract
worth some hundred million yuan,

625
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:35,499
you hear that?

626
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,231
Don't talk about that damn team
'cause there's none!

627
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,746
And don't talk to me from now on,
not a single word, ok?

628
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,212
Seriously, what is your star sign?

629
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,631
You may have a split personality.

630
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,264
Have a good trip, sir.

631
00:37:58,568 --> 00:37:59,568
See you.

632
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,541
Where is this place?

633
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:25,838
You can talk now.

634
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,803
Do you know where that is?

635
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,715
That's where I wanted to go.

636
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,804
Can see that?

637
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,819
Please?

638
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,283
Baobao...

639
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,285
Why would I help you
since we are not friends?

640
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,321
See, you don't have any money,

641
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:55,909
you can't speak english.

642
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,408
How are you gonna finish your list?

643
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,117
Admit that you were wrong, then.

644
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,586
Yeah, I know. I was wrong.

645
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:03,984
Promise you'll help me
plant the health tree.

646
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:04,667
Yeah.

647
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:05,377
Help me finish my list.

648
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:06,166
Sure.

649
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:06,878
And help me take pictures.

650
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:07,758
No problem.

651
00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:09,385
Many pictures!

652
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,462
Of course!

653
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,756
Now swear you'll never
cuckold anyone again.

654
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:13,976
I never did!

655
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060
Swear!

656
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:21,518
I will never...

657
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,439
Cuckold anyone...

658
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,694
Ever!

659
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,894
What did you say?
I can't hear you.

660
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:36,580
I will never cuckold anyone ever!

661
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,573
Without storms and troubles

662
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,785
how can legends arise

663
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:05,415
I'll be here waiting for you

664
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:10,210
wherever you go

665
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:14,424
whatever you do

666
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:21,056
I'll be there with you

667
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:29,731
I'll be there with you

668
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,068
these are everywhere in China.

669
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,451
Why is it so interesting?

670
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:37,984
These are thai fish!

671
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:40,821
I am gonna buy a hat.

672
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,249
Be back soon.

673
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,707
Sir, three kilometers.

674
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:50,542
What?

675
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:51,832
Three kilometers!

676
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,635
- Three kilometers?
- Yeah.

677
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,916
He didn't tell you where he was going?

678
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:48,917
You don't understand, we're together.

679
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:49,960
The one who took pictures of me.

680
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,975
I can't find him.
I need to find him, but I can't.

681
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,107
@♪and$♪%♪ ♪♪1@$♪♪@

682
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,487
fine! I...

683
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,370
What are you doing here?

684
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:03,497
So you know me.

685
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,238
No, no, I don't.

686
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:06,072
I... I don't know you.

687
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:06,909
Where is he?

688
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:07,824
Who are you talking about?

689
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,322
Don't play the fool with me, boy.

690
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,661
You're his tour guide?

691
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,132
Where is he?

692
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:16,218
I don't know.

693
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:18,804
Where is he?

694
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:20,594
I really don't know.

695
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,803
I have some private business with him.
It's really important.

696
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:39,825
Hello.

697
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:41,733
I come from China.

698
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,697
I'm looking for Mr. zhou.

699
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,045
Follow me.

700
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,986
I know everything between you two.

701
00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:25,777
He told you everything, huh?

702
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:28,832
With this kind of issue,

703
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,156
he's not the only one to blame.

704
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:31,574
My mom said...

705
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,375
It takes two to tango.

706
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,123
Life is like a game of chess,

707
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,666
you don't know who's going to win.

708
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,127
And I got used to it a long time ago.

709
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,345
You're used to it?

710
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,869
So that means your wife is the problem.

711
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,246
Why is this has anything to do with her?

712
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:50,870
It was your wife that seduced him first.

713
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:51,639
Huh?

714
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:52,936
What they had is true love.

715
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:53,479
What?

716
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,649
But don't worry,

717
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:55,935
I've made him swear,

718
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,021
he'll never cuckold you again.

719
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,950
You didn't know about this?

720
00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:13,585
Boss, he's here.

721
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:21,382
Mr. zhou, someone
is here to see you.

722
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:25,013
Mr. zhou?

723
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,493
You're sure? You want everything?

724
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,517
That's right.

725
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,354
Yeah.

726
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:42,530
Who are you?

727
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,355
I come from China.

728
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,361
I'm looking for Mr. zhou.

729
00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,363
This is Mr. zhou.

730
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,702
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm here for zhou Yang.

731
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,246
Mr. Yang zhou?

732
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,282
I don't know who he is.

733
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,604
You said nobody would disturb us!

734
00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,834
I thought this was a temple.

735
00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:57,702
Hey!

736
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,370
Don't let him leave!

737
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,623
I'm sorry. I was mistaken.

738
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:04,135
I'm sorry!

739
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,258
Why did you leave me without notice?!

740
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,516
Why are you here?

741
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:10,757
I know.

742
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:11,515
You wanna break up with me, right?

743
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:12,516
Can you keep it down?

744
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:13,789
I'm yelling, so what, dammit!

745
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:14,518
Shh!

746
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:15,772
Don't shush me!

747
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,265
You have no right to shush me!

748
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:19,390
Who is he?

749
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:20,398
I..i don't know him.

750
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,569
What?

751
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,090
I said we shouldn't come today.

752
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,594
We slept in the same room last night!

753
00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:25,968
I told you not to let outsiders in!

754
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:26,697
Why did you leave me?!

755
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,322
Calm down.

756
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,107
Tell me why!!

757
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:28,775
Can you shut up now?

758
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:29,953
No, I can't!

759
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,159
Just calm down, alright?

760
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:31,864
Calm my ass!

761
00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:33,361
Where did you get this postcard?

762
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:34,499
Why did you leave me?!

763
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,561
It's faulse information!
This is not where I intended to go!

764
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,585
I'm not your tour guide!

765
00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:38,712
This is not a temple!

766
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,542
How is this not a temple?

767
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,738
Gao Bo, still hot on the trail, I see.

768
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,252
Xu lang!

769
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,575
You're going all out to get me every
possible way you can, aren't you?

770
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:51,785
Listen, this is not the place for a scene.

771
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:52,809
Why not?

772
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,961
You don't play by any rules, I see.

773
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:55,806
Leave! Now!

774
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,332
Oh, what? You think I'm afraid of you?

775
00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,476
Don't get physical, alright?

776
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:01,065
Now I know why you had to
kneel to your wife.

777
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:01,808
What are you talking about?

778
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:02,986
What am I talking about?

779
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:04,029
Was it the Shanghai trip?

780
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:04,810
What about Shanghai?

781
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,258
Will you stop pretending already?

782
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:06,941
Pretending what?

783
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:07,984
Just admit it!

784
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:08,739
What?

785
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,240
Don't you dare avoid my question!

786
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,411
We are not done!

787
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:12,154
Where's Mr. zhou?

788
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:12,739
Right here!

789
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:13,653
He's not Mr. zhou.

790
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,241
Of course I know he's not.

791
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:16,371
He is Mr. zhou.

792
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,122
Who are you?

793
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,812
It's none of your business!
Who the hell are you?

794
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,076
You don't even know who I am?

795
00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:21,254
Why would I care?

796
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:21,877
Who is he?

797
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,089
He's Mr. zhou.

798
00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:23,958
No, he's not.

799
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,456
He said he's zhou.

800
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,158
This is not the one I'm looking for.

801
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,008
So which Mr. zhou are you looking for?

802
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,760
It's none of your business!

803
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:30,589
Are you nuts?

804
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,485
Don't you feel something is not right here?

805
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,052
Nothing is ever right between us!

806
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:34,931
I swear to god...

807
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:37,058
- That time in Shanghai...
- Let go of me!

808
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:39,606
Get your hands off me!

809
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,850
You think I'm blind?

810
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:41,389
It's dangerous here!

811
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,273
We were friends, and I just got married...

812
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,167
Let go! Don't you see something is wrong?

813
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:48,862
You had fun with the ladyboys
in the hotel, on my bill!

814
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:52,904
I'm gonna kill you!

815
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:57,280
They're cops!

816
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:19,514
Quiet!

817
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,225
It was just an affair!

818
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:24,651
My mom used to say,

819
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,104
give way...

820
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,818
And get a way.

821
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,772
You know kung fu?

822
00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,422
I told you I'm here for thai boxing.

823
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:05,188
So go fight them!

824
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,559
That was the only move I know.

825
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,146
You got a bodyguard, huh?

826
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,365
Don't follow me, you prat!

827
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,683
It's that undercover cop! The bald one!

828
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,157
Don't move!

829
00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:24,124
Nobody move!

830
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,001
Easy, easy.

831
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,339
Interpret for me.

832
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,042
The rest of you, over there!

833
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,509
Everybody, step back!

834
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,377
Step back!

835
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,389
You two, come over here.

836
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,474
Wang bao! Out!

837
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,181
You guys go.

838
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,471
Just go, you idiot!

839
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:42,645
Back!

840
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,528
Go.

841
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,821
This way!

842
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,001
They're coming that way!

843
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,309
What's that in your hand?

844
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:22,258
Your suitcase!

845
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,436
This is my suitcase!

846
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,260
Then whose is this?

847
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,158
You're unbelievable! Why don't you
just kill me and get it over with?

848
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,440
No! No! No!

849
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,362
This way.

850
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,113
Give me the suitcase!

851
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:42,997
Calm down. Calm down.

852
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:44,868
Stop. Stop.

853
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:47,495
The car is at the back gate!

854
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,252
Come on!

855
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,084
Hurry up!

856
00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:56,844
I haven't got the key.

857
00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,169
It's here.

858
00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:00,133
What do you do for a living exactly?

859
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,467
Where's the car?

860
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,642
This way.

861
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,346
Stop it! Stop right there!

862
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,520
Taaah!

863
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,188
Wo-daaa!

864
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:10,775
Daaah!

865
00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:12,392
Supergas!

866
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:21,661
Don't come any closer!

867
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,782
I'm warning you!

868
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,745
Don't hit me, please!

869
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:29,999
Help!!

870
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,462
Where are we going?

871
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:38,636
How would I know?

872
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,929
You led the way!

873
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,179
I didn't do it on purpose.

874
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:43,827
You, on the other hand,
abandoned me, on purpose!

875
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,971
You led us to the wrong direction,
you deleted my map.

876
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,330
You did everything on purpose, didn't you?

877
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,140
Did someone kick you in the head?

878
00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,896
Did you put a curse on me?

879
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,647
I was just trying to help.

880
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:53,818
Trying to help my ass!

881
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:55,351
They almost killed me!

882
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:58,312
You've got your own problems!

883
00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,195
What?

884
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,902
You slept with his wife!

885
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:01,690
Bullshit!

886
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:02,869
And you set him up!

887
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:03,950
He deserved it!

888
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,452
They might kill him!

889
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:11,961
Why do you stop?

890
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:17,884
What are you doing?

891
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,168
I'm gonna go back to save him!

892
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,142
What on earth is the relationship
between you two?

893
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,643
We work together,

894
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,318
but we're like enemies.

895
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,818
Now we're both looking for the same guy,

896
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:21,823
our boss.

897
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,691
Whoever finds him gets to win...

898
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,778
While the other loses everything.

899
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:33,915
You'll still have me!

900
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,340
Who the hell are you?

901
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,294
I'm baobao.

902
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,625
Don't you remember, we're a team!

903
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,711
Team?

904
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,096
What team? U2?

905
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:51,682
You gave me your phone.

906
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,375
That was because it had a virus
which he used to track me.

907
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,890
I put it in your bag to get away from him.

908
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,309
You paid for my hotel room.

909
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,939
Right?

910
00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:03,604
And you paid for my taxi.

911
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,462
You paid everything for me at the airport.

912
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,191
I've been using you, you fool!

913
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,580
Go away!

914
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,907
I'll see you in court, 9 A.M.,
the day after tomorrow.

915
00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:33,660
I'm taking xiao di to Shanghai with me.

916
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:44,038
I'm lost.

917
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:37,351
Hey!

918
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,180
I found a town over there!

919
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:45,978
Why do you come back to me?

920
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,522
I have no money!

921
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,782
Xiao man,

922
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
two things.

923
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,701
First, send me some money.

924
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,836
Where the hell have you been, asshole?

925
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:09,874
Don't use that tone of voice with me.

926
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:11,208
What did you say?!

927
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,031
We'll talk about the other issue
when I get back.

928
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:14,295
What issue?

929
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,492
I think you know exactly
what issue I'm talking about!

930
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:17,175
What's wrong with you?

931
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,351
Let's talk about xu lang.

932
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,477
What about xu lang?

933
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,226
Tell me, who is your baby's father?

934
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,516
You bastard!

935
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,650
Is this the second thing
you wanted to talk about?

936
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,266
I'm gonna abort this baby right now!

937
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,935
Go to hell!

938
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:34,825
It's done.

939
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,033
Yeah, it went well.

940
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:40,488
At first he didn't want to pay,
so we beat him up...

941
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,489
It's water splashing festival.

942
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,762
They will light up
kongming lanterns tonight.

943
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:18,786
Let's go have some fun.

944
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,190
No, thanks. You have a good time.

945
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:23,326
The car won't be ready today, seriously.

946
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,535
How do you know?

947
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,996
Today, not ok.

948
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,252
Tomorrow morning, ok.

949
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,542
See, I'm right!

950
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,957
We're not going anywhere today.

951
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,466
Come on! Let's go have some fun.

952
00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,422
You go have your fun.
Don't bother me.

953
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,675
Why are you so gloomy?

954
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,885
I'd take your brain out and wash it.

955
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:41,639
Just go play, alright?

956
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:42,845
I'll wash my it myself.

957
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,600
Do you have WiFi here?

958
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:48,774
Follow me.

959
00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,243
No, no, no.

960
00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:10,623
No, no, no, computer, computer.

961
00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:15,169
No, no, no, no! Computer!

962
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:16,378
Leave me alone, ok?

963
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,933
Brainwash time!

964
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,656
I just wanted to help you loosen up...

965
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,243
It's ok.

966
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,657
I'm used to it already.

967
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:52,786
I'm very sorry.

968
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,214
You want this?

969
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,796
Yes! How do you go?

970
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,841
Follow me. Village chief knows.

971
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,698
Wake up! Wake up!

972
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,238
Where's the map?

973
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,625
Well, you had it.

974
01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,535
Were you looking at the map last night?

975
01:01:58,256 --> 01:01:59,666
I'll go find it.

976
01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,511
Hey, dude, calm down.

977
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,726
Xu lang, you crossed the line here!

978
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,812
Look, put the knife down.

979
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,899
It's a commercial dispute,
no one needs to get hurt.

980
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,188
Hurt?

981
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,610
You wanna talk about hurt?

982
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,434
How the hell did you follow me here?

983
01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:30,151
Where's the map?

984
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:30,864
What map?

985
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,825
Don't beat around the bush.

986
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,455
Here's the map!

987
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,187
We'll talk about you
sleeping with my wife...

988
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,928
Once I get the letter of attorney.

989
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,256
Gao Bo, listen...

990
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:54,687
Calm down...

991
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,528
You're a total jerk!

992
01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:11,235
Actually he never slept with your wife!

993
01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,903
Shut up, sucker!

994
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,573
You know kung fu, don't you?

995
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,287
Why not kick him?

996
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,381
I can't lift my leg
without something to step on.

997
01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:26,834
A decaliter of gas,
consumption efficiency 30%...

998
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,012
That's 5km.

999
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,761
You, step away from the map.

1000
01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:33,681
There's still a chance.

1001
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:34,887
We can catch him.

1002
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,061
How?

1003
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,440
This.

1004
01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:24,151
One.

1005
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,376
Let's go! Come on!

1006
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,546
Hurry!

1007
01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:45,752
Get in the car!

1008
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:47,174
Have some water.

1009
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,300
Thank you.

1010
01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:52,127
Is it ready?

1011
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,305
No, I can't start it.

1012
01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:54,963
It usually works in movies.

1013
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,383
Drip two drops into the gas tank.

1014
01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:58,685
Just two drops.

1015
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:04,483
Done!

1016
01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,810
We can't go without the key.

1017
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,494
How tall are you?

1018
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,382
I'm not being suspicious,

1019
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,588
I'm just asking.

1020
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:30,759
What's to ask?

1021
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:34,343
So you're saying I don't
even have the right to ask?

1022
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,547
I don't have the right to know?

1023
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,338
What do you want to know?

1024
01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,633
Are you going to tell me or not?

1025
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:40,811
Now, listen.

1026
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:41,854
Ok, first, calm down,

1027
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,224
and then, think about this.

1028
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,685
We've tried so many times before,

1029
01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:48,478
and it never worked!

1030
01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:51,093
How come this time it worked?
Just once, and you got pregnant!

1031
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,566
That's your issue, right?

1032
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,445
Damn it.

1033
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,780
Did you just swear at me?

1034
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,011
Don't let me catch you again!

1035
01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:56,444
Shit.

1036
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,654
In english?

1037
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:58,989
It's not you.

1038
01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:00,164
Then who are you cursing?

1039
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:04,370
I'm pregnant,
all alone in a strange country!

1040
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,711
Yeah, I know that.

1041
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,994
You don't know nothing!

1042
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,709
You do know there are some principles
and moral standars, right?

1043
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,498
- Principles?
- Am I right?

1044
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,507
Alright, tell me your principles!

1045
01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:14,212
What the fuck...

1046
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,002
You want things to get messy, don't you?

1047
01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:18,172
I don't. And I was not swearing at you!

1048
01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:19,349
Then whom?

1049
01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:21,974
Don't you dare swear at me again!

1050
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,145
Scum bag.

1051
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,686
You motherfu...

1052
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,319
Thief! Thief!

1053
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,770
Calling unit 1, unit 1,

1054
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:36,360
the thief is wearing black.

1055
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,401
No! No! No!

1056
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,868
You idiot! Get in the car.

1057
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:45,792
Speak english?

1058
01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:47,044
French?

1059
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:48,455
Damn it!

1060
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,753
They're the ones who took it, I swear!

1061
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,461
You guys have to go get him!

1062
01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:55,466
Go! Go! Go!

1063
01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,593
Look, I can't cooperate, I'm sorry.

1064
01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:58,764
I... 1.. Forget it.

1065
01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:09,518
He's following us!

1066
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,476
I told you to get the key of the trike!

1067
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,237
I thought we were gonna drive it,
so I left the key.

1068
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,773
Then why do you think
we had to steal this key?

1069
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,571
I don't know, why?

1070
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:23,699
The road's blocked!

1071
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:24,873
I know.

1072
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,296
Chickens! Look out for the chickens!

1073
01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:38,470
I see!

1074
01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:51,685
This feels like we're in an action movie!

1075
01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,448
What's wrong?

1076
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,028
There's smoke coming out of the hood!

1077
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:02,567
How many drops did you add?

1078
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:03,530
The whole bottle.

1079
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:04,319
What?!

1080
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,364
Are you good for anything
besides your damn onion pancakes?

1081
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,578
Donkey-meat sandwiches,
noodles, dough drop soup...

1082
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,667
Oh, and pizza!

1083
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,375
This is indeed a bumpy ride!

1084
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,550
Shut up!

1085
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,025
It was fun!

1086
01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:38,196
Shut up!

1087
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,509
Let's ride an elephant to cross the river.

1088
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,113
Hurry!

1089
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:42,451
Sorry! Sorry!

1090
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,695
Here, take the money!

1091
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,326
Money! Money! Money!

1092
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:46,656
Elephant! Elephant!

1093
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,488
One thousand baht!

1094
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:51,741
Hurry!

1095
01:08:53,129 --> 01:09:01,093
Hey!

1096
01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:11,136
Nice helmet!

1097
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:12,349
Hurry! Hurry!

1098
01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:13,228
Come on! Take a picture of him!

1099
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:14,563
You're a pilot!

1100
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,734
Say cheese!

1101
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,650
Yeah!

1102
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,737
Yeah, keep showing off!

1103
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:30,916
Help!

1104
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,081
You're doing a gay porn...

1105
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,306
Don't grab me!

1106
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,270
My health tree!

1107
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:00,798
Let it go!
We don't have time for that!

1108
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:01,822
You're unbelievable!

1109
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,275
Let go...

1110
01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:06,076
Don't push my head!

1111
01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:09,246
Let go!

1112
01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:09,947
Help!

1113
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,123
My head!

1114
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,206
Stop it!

1115
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,041
Help! I can't swim!

1116
01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:51,660
Where are we?

1117
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:53,123
Thailand.

1118
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,698
Help! Help!

1119
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,502
Hurry!

1120
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:42,628
Help! Help!

1121
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,383
What the hell are you doing?

1122
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:57,309
What?

1123
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,516
Did god send you to torture me?

1124
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:01,180
I make onion pancakes for a living.

1125
01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:03,276
Just calm down.

1126
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:04,229
Are you fucking kidding me?

1127
01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,363
You're the most stupid living thing
I've ever met!

1128
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:07,609
Is this journey to the west?

1129
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,824
Getting the letter of attorney
is harder than getting the sutras!

1130
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:12,824
Take it easy.

1131
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,715
Seriously, where the hell
did you come from?

1132
01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:16,871
I'm done! I don't want any of it!

1133
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:17,496
Don't do this.

1134
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,907
I don't want it anymore!

1135
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,085
Calm down, please!

1136
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,454
There! I smashed it! Happy?

1137
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:22,712
Are you happy now?

1138
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,211
You slapped me?!

1139
01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:29,386
Feel better?

1140
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,173
You slapped me!

1141
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,430
When I was acting crazy, my mom
would slap me to calm me down.

1142
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,328
Did your mother slap you
right after you were born?

1143
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,788
Was that how she brought you to this world?

1144
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,873
I'm warning you, you can say anything
about me, but not my mother!

1145
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:40,352
I just did!

1146
01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,763
Like mother, like son.
That's what my mom says.

1147
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,988
Enough! Enough!

1148
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,203
What are you doing?

1149
01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,374
Wo-taaaah!

1150
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,432
I'm sorry. I kicked you too hard.

1151
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,017
I told you,

1152
01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:25,191
I know kung fu.

1153
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:33,238
Journey to the west!

1154
01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:37,454
Dude...

1155
01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:39,205
Hey...

1156
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:41,955
You're the red boy!

1157
01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,331
You're lunatic.

1158
01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:47,044
I'm xuanzang!

1159
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,043
You must be insane.

1160
01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,358
Are you alright?

1161
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,536
Don't move.

1162
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,905
Just let me cry for a bit.

1163
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:28,797
Don't move!

1164
01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:52,647
Beat it! Beat it!

1165
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,041
Ready?

1166
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,966
This kind of leaf is
capable of disinfection.

1167
01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:36,990
My grandpa taught me.

1168
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:44,850
Don't tell anyone about this, ever.

1169
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:45,874
Trust me,

1170
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,323
I won't post it on weibo.

1171
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,456
I invented supergas.

1172
01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:54,755
I've been working on it for four years.

1173
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,321
Once the company becomes listed,
the profits will be incredible.

1174
01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:02,430
Gao Bo and I had different opinions
about the commercial strategy.

1175
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,550
He wanted to sell supergas
right away to the French.

1176
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,885
I wanted to keep working on it,

1177
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,142
because I knew it was not perfect yet.

1178
01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:13,307
Mr. zhou is the biggest shareholder,

1179
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,731
and we have to find him
to get the letter of attorney.

1180
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,071
The letter of attorney
is kind of a passport...

1181
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,360
To wealth...

1182
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,320
And a great future.

1183
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:27,868
This knife was a gift.
I gave him when we were in college.

1184
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,543
Thanks to supergas,

1185
01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:33,460
we're enemies now.

1186
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,500
It cost me too much.

1187
01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:38,541
Now, even my family is leaving me.

1188
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,502
Well, you won't understand anyway.

1189
01:16:44,391 --> 01:16:45,391
What are you writing?

1190
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,009
A travel journal.

1191
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:53,021
So you're writing the
tragic story of my life?

1192
01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:56,604
No, I'm not.

1193
01:16:58,239 --> 01:16:59,239
Look,

1194
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:00,573
tonight,

1195
01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:03,233
we're grilling snake flesh in the jungle.

1196
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,568
Did you ever see that coming?

1197
01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:08,453
Life is always unexpected.

1198
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,623
Everybody has the
experience of feeling lost.

1199
01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,752
But, from what I see,
you're not completely lost.

1200
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:17,212
You can fix things with your wife.

1201
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,626
Easier said than done.

1202
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:23,221
Is it really that hard?

1203
01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,184
What?

1204
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:29,561
Call your wife.

1205
01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:31,389
No! Stop it.

1206
01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,637
Just call her.

1207
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,293
What am I gonna say to her?

1208
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,148
Anything you want.

1209
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,112
Go ahead.

1210
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,364
Hello?

1211
01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:55,785
International direct dialing has not
been activated for this number.

1212
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,304
Are you alright?

1213
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,390
My health tree is dead!

1214
01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,028
How did that happen?

1215
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:27,779
Is supergas toxic?

1216
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:30,538
Of course not.

1217
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,827
Maybe... maybe you watered it too much?

1218
01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:54,285
Come on. It's across the bridge.

1219
01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:56,492
What's left to be done on your list?

1220
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,032
No health tree planting anymore,

1221
01:19:58,210 --> 01:19:59,290
so just thai boxing.

1222
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,667
You're not gonna do that.

1223
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,916
Come on. Let's take a photo here.

1224
01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:19,099
It doesn't work.

1225
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,273
Let's see...

1226
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818
The memory card is full.

1227
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,368
Help me put those back.

1228
01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:50,876
I saw a spy in the bathroom.

1229
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:52,386
I got it!

1230
01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:55,138
I forgot my wallet this morning.

1231
01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:58,008
Where's the map?

1232
01:20:58,187 --> 01:20:59,187
Here's the map!

1233
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,728
It's ready. Here.

1234
01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:05,731
What is this?

1235
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:07,862
What is this?

1236
01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:12,113
You're with gao Bo, aren't you?

1237
01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,657
Nonesense. Come on, take a picture.

1238
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,529
No wonder he could follow me.

1239
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,080
Am [in a spy movie?

1240
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:22,787
What spy movie?

1241
01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,451
Can you tell me...

1242
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,078
Why there is a GPS tracker...

1243
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,708
In your bag?

1244
01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,344
This is a GPS tracker?

1245
01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:32,655
Why did you come to Thailand anyway?

1246
01:21:32,679 --> 01:21:33,679
For traveling.

1247
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:36,885
You've been with me the whole time,
and you call that traveling?

1248
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,640
I dropped out of the tour group...

1249
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:39,971
And I got no money.

1250
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,344
And this?

1251
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:44,524
Whose money is it?

1252
01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,107
Gao Bo's.

1253
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:48,979
Listen, I...

1254
01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:49,813
I'm giving you one last chance.

1255
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,569
Why did you come to Thailand?

1256
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,358
I'm here for a honeymoon.

1257
01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:57,572
With whom?

1258
01:21:58,664 --> 01:21:59,744
With fan bingbing?

1259
01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:01,374
How do you know?

1260
01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:02,542
Where is she then?

1261
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:03,869
She's in my heart.

1262
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,460
Didn't I tell you my mom...

1263
01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:07,460
Is a huge fan of fan!

1264
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,191
Being obsessed with actress at her age?

1265
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:10,341
A fan of fan?

1266
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,132
Do you think I'm an idiot?

1267
01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:13,633
No, I...

1268
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,798
Why would I lie to you?

1269
01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:17,929
Your whole family are nuts, right?

1270
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,762
I'm warning you,

1271
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,143
you can say anything about me,

1272
01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:24,762
but not my mom!

1273
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:25,940
You're nuts!

1274
01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:27,189
So is your mother!

1275
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,475
Don't you dare say that about my mom!

1276
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:44,830
Liar.

1277
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:37,760
Mom, my honeymoon with bingbing
is officially underway.

1278
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,840
In Bangkok, we stayed in
the world's best hotel,

1279
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,471
and we had thai onion pancakes...

1280
01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,102
Called Tom yum goong pizza.

1281
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,394
We took a lot of pictures together.

1282
01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:53,271
Bingbing said...

1283
01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:56,312
I should start a bao's
onion pancake franchise.

1284
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:59,524
Once it goes on the market, I'd be ceo.

1285
01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:05,495
We took a ride on the thai train,

1286
01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:07,952
the bus, the tuk-tuks,

1287
01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:10,583
and the thai trishaw.

1288
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:18,838
We went to a thai foot massage parlor,
had the fish pedicure treatment.

1289
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,382
We rode an elephant.

1290
01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:23,213
Bingbing loved it!

1291
01:24:23,517 --> 01:24:26,759
She said elephant is
the symbol of good fortune.

1292
01:24:28,272 --> 01:24:29,387
Oh, right.

1293
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,435
It was the local water splashing festival.

1294
01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:34,212
We lit up kongming lanterns...

1295
01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:37,319
In a temple located on the mountaintop.

1296
01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,024
At that moment,

1297
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:40,741
I realized...

1298
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:44,284
That I was living
the best time of my life.

1299
01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:46,744
When we plant the health tree...

1300
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:48,910
In the temple,

1301
01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:51,666
you'll get better, I know it.

1302
01:24:51,878 --> 01:24:55,791
You'll become the healthiest
and happiest mom.

1303
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,257
And you'll have a grandson before long.

1304
01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:02,093
Mom, we love you.

1305
01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,378
They'll rebuild this temple soon.

1306
01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,881
Are you Mr. xu?

1307
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,504
You are Chinese?

1308
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:26,461
Mr. zhou and I are
in the same meditation class.

1309
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,400
For now, I'm helping
around the temple here.

1310
01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,799
He said you would come when he left.

1311
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:32,259
So he's back in Beijing?

1312
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,428
Yeah. And he left something for you.

1313
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:35,898
Just a moment.

1314
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:24,488
Xu lang,

1315
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,362
you son of a bitch!

1316
01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:28,617
Where's zhou?

1317
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:29,785
He went back to Beijing.

1318
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:32,361
Give me the letter of attorney.

1319
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,662
I didn't get it.

1320
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,991
You might as well forget about it.

1321
01:27:40,213 --> 01:27:41,874
That's hilarious!

1322
01:27:42,215 --> 01:27:45,332
We're gonna settle this today.

1323
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:47,254
Where's your bodyguard?

1324
01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:48,839
I don't have one.

1325
01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:07,070
Here's your money.
I didn't spend a penny of it!

1326
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:10,451
Shit!

1327
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:11,695
I came back to tell you,

1328
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:13,660
if I were on his side,

1329
01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:15,850
I wouldn't have told you
there was a spy at the airport.

1330
01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:16,909
What spy?

1331
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:18,083
You!

1332
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,210
Baobao,

1333
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,659
I'm sorry.

1334
01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:22,706
Gao Bo...

1335
01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:24,246
Cut the crap!

1336
01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,651
Give me the letter of attorney.

1337
01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:27,006
I don't have it.

1338
01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:30,085
You must be gao Bo?

1339
01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:33,255
Mr. zhou left this for both of you.

1340
01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:35,765
He wanted you to decide who gets it.

1341
01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,140
So you know thai boxing?

1342
01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,642
I'm here to fight, you know.

1343
01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:46,821
My mom said...

1344
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:50,157
Wait!

1345
01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:03,247
Let go!

1346
01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:04,126
You can't have it!

1347
01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,628
Get lost!

1348
01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:24,184
Supergas has a problem!

1349
01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:25,599
You have a problem!

1350
01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:47,003
Help me!

1351
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,206
I need help, too.

1352
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:54,885
Take a picture of me!

1353
01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,099
Give him a Sunday punch!

1354
01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:11,945
I need something to step on!

1355
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:09,453
Thailand legend!

1356
01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:31,020
Saaaaay cheeeeeese!

1357
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,045
You got it?

1358
01:32:00,724 --> 01:32:01,724
Take a look.

1359
01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:17,813
Zhou knew we'd fight over it.

1360
01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:23,777
This contract becomes effective
only if both of us sign it.

1361
01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:25,487
That actually makes things easier.

1362
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,281
Name your terms.

1363
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:36,088
Come on, xu!

1364
01:32:36,342 --> 01:32:38,253
We can work as a team.

1365
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,877
I've made a deal with the French already.

1366
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,634
All you need to do is sign your name.

1367
01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:45,473
How about 20-807?

1368
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,055
Well, 30-70?

1369
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:54,724
Ok, 40-60.

1370
01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:56,439
Fine! 50-50!

1371
01:33:00,325 --> 01:33:01,861
Don't get greedy!

1372
01:33:04,037 --> 01:33:05,823
Fine, xu lang,

1373
01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,328
I'll do it your way, ok?

1374
01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:09,490
Just like you said,
we take the long view.

1375
01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:10,978
We'll take the venture capital...

1376
01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:12,442
And keep researching and developing.

1377
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:15,316
I know there's something
wrong with supergas.

1378
01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,171
Let's work it out.

1379
01:33:17,759 --> 01:33:18,759
You're the boss, okay?

1380
01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:19,958
How is the shot?

1381
01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:22,089
It's a good one!

1382
01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:25,221
Only one thing left on the list.

1383
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:26,973
The health tree.

1384
01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,058
What do think?

1385
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:56,335
I've decided...

1386
01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,329
To give it up.

1387
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,877
You should keep the knife.

1388
01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:07,015
You know,

1389
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,259
it is a fresh start.

1390
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,102
Let's go, bao.

1391
01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:19,018
Your wife and I...
Nothing happened, really.

1392
01:34:19,946 --> 01:34:20,986
Have a good life together.

1393
01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:27,408
I'm telling you, he and your wife...

1394
01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:06,235
Mr. xu, a taxi driver had
found your passport.

1395
01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:07,983
Wait here for a moment, please.

1396
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,706
Ann, it's me.

1397
01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:17,939
Maybe you're already on the plane now.

1398
01:35:20,465 --> 01:35:24,083
I know you're taking xiao di with you,
and you'd be far far away from me.

1399
01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:29,133
I just have one request,

1400
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:32,090
please let me take her to ocean park.

1401
01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,679
I gave up the letter of attorney thing.

1402
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:39,730
I gave it all up.

1403
01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:43,439
It just came to me that I'd have nothing
if I didn't do that.

1404
01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:46,608
Can you give me one last chance?

1405
01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:47,863
Ann, I'm sorry.

1406
01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:52,532
I miss you so much.
You're really important to me.

1407
01:35:52,872 --> 01:35:54,408
I'm sorry for what I did.

1408
01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:58,203
I'm sorry...

1409
01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:22,307
I asked xiao di...

1410
01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:26,193
Who she'd choose to live with...

1411
01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:27,854
If we got a divorce.

1412
01:36:29,158 --> 01:36:30,568
Guess what she said.

1413
01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:34,193
She said she wants you.

1414
01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:38,869
She didn't want us to break up.

1415
01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:03,431
Hi, baobao?

1416
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,769
Yeah, that's me!

1417
01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,650
Know who this is?

1418
01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:08,363
Xu lang!

1419
01:37:09,449 --> 01:37:12,065
I want to try your onion pancakes.
Can you deliver some?

1420
01:37:12,243 --> 01:37:13,653
Yeah! Sure!

1421
01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,072
Give me your address.

1422
01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,406
Wear something nice,
we'll take some pictures together.

1423
01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:19,659
Huh? Pictures why?

1424
01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:27,584
Dad,

1425
01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:30,629
will you take me to ocean park again?

1426
01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:32,585
Sure. If my angel likes.

1427
01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:37,927
Do you regret giving up supergas?

1428
01:37:38,227 --> 01:37:39,967
It was like that tooth.

1429
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:43,138
After wang bao kicked it away,
it didn't hurt anymore.

1430
01:37:43,316 --> 01:37:44,931
Why am [ Wearing this?

1431
01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:48,236
Here.

1432
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:50,570
What do you think? Is this ok?

1433
01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:54,987
We didn't get to the beach last time,
so this time I wanna make it up to you.

1434
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:57,364
What pose do you want?

1435
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,120
Anything but the peace sign.

1436
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,533
It's fine. It's not a fashion shoot,
it's for his honeymoon.

1437
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:04,871
My honeymoon?

1438
01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:07,089
With whom?

1439
01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,393
Hi, I'm fan bingbing.

1440
01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:27,853
You... you are?

1441
01:38:28,027 --> 01:38:30,484
Fan bingbing.

1442
01:38:33,157 --> 01:38:35,523
You're fan... fan... fan...

1443
01:38:36,202 --> 01:38:39,160
I heard that you wanted to
go on a honeymoon with me, right?

1444
01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:42,197
Ho... ho... honeymoon?

1445
01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:43,535
Can we...

1446
01:38:44,377 --> 01:38:45,497
Take some pictures together?

1447
01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:46,409
Pic... pictures?

1448
01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:47,793
Come here.

1449
01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,542
Come on. Put your arm around me.

1450
01:38:50,716 --> 01:38:54,049
Put... put... put my arm around you?

1451
01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:56,335
Would you stop being so nervous?

1452
01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:59,889
Put your arm here and look at the camera.

1453
01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,260
I'm done.

1454
01:39:36,095 --> 01:39:37,585
Can you do backrubs?

1455
01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:44,846
Come on.

1456
01:39:58,409 --> 01:39:59,694
Happy?

1457
01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,696
So happy that I could die!

1458
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:05,040
Oh, right.

1459
01:40:06,959 --> 01:40:08,729
Remember when you told me to
take gao Bo's passport from his room?

1460
01:40:08,753 --> 01:40:09,538
I forgot.

1461
01:40:09,712 --> 01:40:10,792
I thought I didn't have it.

1462
01:40:42,495 --> 01:40:44,952
Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!

1463
01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:46,578
Push, xiao man! Push!

1464
01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:49,491
It's out?

1465
01:40:49,919 --> 01:40:50,999
Boy or girl?

1466
01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,711
Does it look like me?
Does it have any hair?