1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,439 Now you can't believe everything in this book 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:11,410 Mr. Mumbles. Mrs. Claus is still very bitter about the divorce. 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,980 Yuletide greetings, Dan. 4 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:17,116 And to you, fine sir. 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,283 Hey, give me some money. 6 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:18,984 Nope. 7 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,252 Oh, come on! 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,855 I'm destitute, and I need to buy a 9 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:25,858 Christmas present for--you know who. 10 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,993 Aw, that's- Hey Wait, you never get me anything. 11 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,428 That's not true! 12 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,896 Remember last year? 13 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,363 Oh, You mean when you borrowed fifty bucks from me and then 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,366 gave me a twenty-five dollar gift card? 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,768 Hey, buddy, you're worth it. 16 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,136 And then you never paid me back. 17 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,971 We're going in circles! 18 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:42,374 Listen, I need you to help me... help me. 19 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,144 Uh, well I'm on my way to the mall. 20 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,612 They're hiring seasonal employees for 21 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:47,846 Christmas Crossing. 22 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:48,814 You should come. 23 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,216 Don't be stupid. I don't need a job. 24 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,317 I need money. 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,090 Resumes, please. 26 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,204 I demand the role of Santa. 27 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,840 To prepare, I spent last night in a chimney. 28 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,142 Ooh. I've already got my Santa. 29 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,912 But I do have a couple of jobs I think you gentlemen 30 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,114 would be perfect for. 31 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,923 Five minutes, everyone! Magic time! 32 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,758 This is beneath me. 33 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,195 At least you don't have to spend all day in a giant snow globe. 34 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,868 Ho, ho- eh, who gives a crap? 35 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,036 Watch it! 36 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:46,038 And what kind of language is that? 37 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,741 Santa's supposed to be jolly and kind, you jerk. 38 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,176 Get out of my face. 39 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,512 I'm working a minimum wage job for a holiday 40 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,514 I don't even celebrate. 41 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,716 How can you not celebrate Christmas? 42 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:58,750 You're Santa! 43 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,285 I'm confused. 44 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,222 I know you're not a child because you have facial hair. 45 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:06,592 But it sounds like you actually believe in Santa Claus. 46 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,026 Of course I do! 47 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,528 Read your Bible! 48 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,498 Listen to me, you unshaven little elf, 49 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,866 if you ever-- 50 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:14,900 What's going on here? 51 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,035 Why aren't you two working? 52 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:21,473 I was trying to, Supervisor Darla, this poor little elf 53 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,476 is having some trouble getting into the Christmas spirit. 54 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,946 Get your filthy hands off me, you fat-- 55 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,115 Whoa whoa whoa now. 56 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,283 That is no way for an elf to speak to Jolly St.Nick. 57 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,086 You better straighten up and fly right mister, 58 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:37,089 or I'll find someone else to fill those pointy shoes. 59 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,628 Ho ho ho, ugly. 60 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:56,108 MALL SANTA!!! Narrator: HoHoHo 61 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,589 I hope you asked for pain this Christmas, 62 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,323 because I'm going to-! 63 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,758 Going to what? 64 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,595 Please, tell Santa, and this innocent, 65 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,997 sickly child who loves Christmas more than 66 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,132 life itself, what you're going to do. 67 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:32,344 I'm going to...walk the reindeer. 68 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,547 That was one of Santa's magical helper elves! 69 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,549 I call him "Stinky." 70 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,618 Bye, Stinky! 71 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,993 Could you not tap on the glass? 72 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,495 Sound gets magnified like crazy in there. 73 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,664 I have a massive headache already. 74 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,400 Sure, just help me get rid of the Mall Santa. 75 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,502 Dan, can't you just let it go for once? 76 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,904 It's Christmas. 77 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,806 That's exactly my point! 78 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,875 This man is a representative of Santa. 79 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:07,879 A diplomat, if you will. And, get this, the guy 80 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,848 doesn't even believe in Christmas! 81 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,818 That can't be right. He's Santa! 82 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:16,021 Now, we can't act until his lunch break, 83 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:19,258 so the kids don't see, but I have a plan that 84 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:23,161 involves licking a candy cane down to a razor-sharp 85 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:27,399 point and then stabbing him in his bowl full of jelly! 86 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,867 Okay. 87 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,334 Even if I were willing to help you commit assault 88 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:33,739 with a deadly holiday candy, I can't lose this job. 89 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,174 I have to buy Christmas presents. And so do you. 90 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,743 Remember Mr. Mumbles? 91 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,978 Mr. Mumbles will understand! 92 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,282 I'm defending the good name of Santa here! 93 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,983 What are you two doing? 94 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,552 Breaks every six hours, not in between. 95 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,055 Back to the happiness mines, people! 96 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,392 Sorry, Dan, can't help you. 97 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,097 Oh...Cheer up, and that's an order! 98 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,367 If you can't be happy, I'll find an elf who can! 99 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,803 That's right, little fellow! 100 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,737 Ho, ho, ho! 101 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,473 This isn't over. 102 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:10,876 (elise is on the phone) Yes, I'd just like to confirm 103 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,678 that my order will be here by Christmas? 104 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,881 That's correct, it's the "Fried Food of the Month" club, 105 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:19,551 but I want it all here at the same time... 106 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,454 I'll call you back. 107 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,906 (spy-boss over communicator) Dancing Shadow, 108 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,357 we have a priority Alpha advisory for you. 109 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,115 Talk to me. 110 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:28,872 (spy-boss over communicator) An enemy operative is believed 111 00:05:28,873 --> 00:05:30,629 to be in your area, probably with orders to neutralize you. 112 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,780 Anyone I know? 113 00:05:31,781 --> 00:05:32,930 (spy-boss over communicator) Negative. 114 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:34,080 (spy-boss over communicator) Very little is known about the 115 00:05:34,081 --> 00:05:35,230 enemy agent who operates under the code name 116 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,234 "The Snowman." 117 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,904 I've heard of him. Master of disguise, 118 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:41,406 able to blend into his surroundings and wait patiently 119 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,607 for his prey... 120 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,142 (spy-boss over communicator) Correct. 121 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,676 He is known for leaving a snowflake calling card. 122 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,712 Very cute. 123 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,292 (spy-boss over communicator) Adorable. 124 00:05:48,293 --> 00:05:49,871 (spy-boss over communicator) We believe he was responsible 125 00:05:49,872 --> 00:05:51,450 for the disappearance of two of our top operatives last year. 126 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,151 And he's after me? Now? 127 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,153 When I have Christmas shopping to do? 128 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,155 (spy-boss over communicator) Watch your six, Dancing Shadow. 129 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:05,430 Ho, ho-! Ho-ACHOO! 130 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:09,835 Oh, excuse me, Stinky. 131 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,803 (dan to himself) There will be nothing left 132 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,238 but a scrap of red felt 133 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,907 and a smoking pair of extra wide boots. 134 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,210 (chris to himself) This is so humiliating. 135 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,278 They could replace me with a Styrofoam snowman 136 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,180 and no one would notice. 137 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,617 Hey, don't tell Elise what I'm doing, okay? 138 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,285 I don't want her to think less of me. 139 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,520 Don't worry. There's no way she could 140 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,988 possibly think less of you. 141 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,624 But you might want to put your snowman head back on. 142 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:36,161 Did she see me? 143 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,080 I don't think so. 144 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:39,998 Perfect! Maybe I can follow her and find out what she's getting 145 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,366 me for Christmas. 146 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,703 Chris! That is not in the holiday spirit. 147 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:48,173 Now come help me annihilate Santa. 148 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,596 Hurry up, you lout! 149 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,765 We're on in two minutes! 150 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,067 Who wants a noogie? 151 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,669 Get off of me, you oaf! 152 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,472 Why are you hitting your elf? Why are you hitting your elf? 153 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,341 Stop it! Stop it! 154 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,877 Hey, good kick. 155 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:30,382 Guess you've been trained in "Elf Defense." 156 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,584 What's that smell? Nutmeg? 157 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,486 Uh, no. 158 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,922 You, sir, reek of eggnog! 159 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,424 You are a disgrace to the uniform! 160 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:43,395 I demand you resign your post and leave at once, 161 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:46,064 taking nothing with you from the office. 162 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,567 Don't yell at me, little man! 163 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,635 I outrank you! 164 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,171 You leave me no choice! 165 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,945 Were you trying to hurt Santa? 166 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,280 Uh-oh. 167 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:23,134 I'm pretty sure he started it. 168 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,003 Perjury! He was- 169 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,605 Quiet! 170 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,206 If this had happened in front of the children, none of you 171 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,543 would work as seasonal holiday employees ever again. 172 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,546 I am very disappointed in all of you. 173 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,115 Uh, ma'am? I wasn't involved. 174 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,918 YOU were a full minute late coming back from lunch! 175 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,686 You're the worst of the lot. 176 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,088 You really are. 177 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,556 Now back to work. 178 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,092 And no more trouble, or they won't find your bodies until 179 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,927 the fake snow melts. 180 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,650 Mr. Mumbles? 181 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,319 Come on out, I need your help. 182 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,922 So that's where all the complimentary candy canes went. 183 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,624 You know, the kids were pretty disappointed when we ran out. 184 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,226 And so was I. 185 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:25,830 I need them for my plan to get rid of the Mall Santa. 186 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,866 Maybe you should try to talk to him. 187 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,502 Right. To learn his weaknesses. 188 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:34,372 No, Dan. Because it's Christmas. Whatever happened to 189 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:37,909 "Peace on Earth, good will towards men?" 190 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,678 What are you, five? 191 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,347 (chris sighs) See you tomorrow. 192 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:46,618 Okay, Mr. Mumbles. This is a candy cane. 193 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,754 You lick it. Like this. 194 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,892 Now you try. Good kitty. 195 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,528 I hope peppermint isn't poisonous to cats, 196 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,297 because we have a lot of work to do. 197 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,533 (spy-boss over communicator) We intercepted a signal from 198 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,768 The Snowman to his superiors. We believe it originated from 199 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,970 your local shopping mall. 200 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,271 I was there today. 201 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,873 I saw someone dressed in a big snowman costume. 202 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,909 He wouldn't be that obvious, would he? 203 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,828 (spy-boss over communicator) Perhaps. 204 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,746 It's easier than tracking down your place of residence. 205 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,215 Plus,everyone goes to the mall this time of year. 206 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,684 Except me. I shop online. 207 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,387 That's Chris's car. Dancing Shadow out. 208 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,589 Hey, you. 209 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,758 Where have you been all day? 210 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:33,431 Uh, nowhere. Helping... Dan do some... Christmas shopping? 211 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,566 Yes. 212 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,700 Don't let him buy you another gift card. 213 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,569 We can't afford it. 214 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,437 No, he's looking for something for Mr. Mumbles. 215 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,641 He even got a job as a Christmas Elf at the mall. 216 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,143 Wait a second... somebody hired Dan? 217 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,545 They get desperate around the holidays. 218 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,881 So, what did you do tod-? 219 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,682 Get down! 220 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,482 Whaa-! 221 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,617 Stay low. 222 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,557 Uh, Elise? What are-- What are you doing? 223 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,242 Nothing. 224 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,926 Hey, tonight why don't we sleep in the bunker? 225 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:07,265 I mean, garage. It'll be like camping. Garage camping. 226 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,734 You're not making sense. 227 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,804 We'll... have ice cream? 228 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,105 Okay. 229 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,677 I know your tongue is numb, Mr. Mumbles. 230 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,714 But push through. We're not done yet. 231 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,419 (chris v.o.) Is sleeping with your ninja 232 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,387 sword part of garage camping? 233 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,622 (elise v.o.) Yes it is. 234 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,257 Have some more ice cream. 235 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,025 I've got something to do. 236 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,760 Can you two get along for twenty minutes? 237 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,829 If not, I can fire you. 238 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,339 Hey, Stinky, you're not on break! 239 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,607 Mind your business. 240 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,947 He's not so bad, you know. 241 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,650 He just takes Christmas very seriously. 242 00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,785 I hate Christmas. 243 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:04,289 I don't see how you can hate Christmas, you're Santa! 244 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:10,729 It's a long story. When I was a kid, 245 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,798 Santa never got me the Sergent Sascatchawand 246 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,035 action figure I wanted. 247 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,004 That...wasn't a long story. 248 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,640 And it seems like you've made an odd career choice. 249 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:26,211 This isn't my career. It's just something I do 250 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,080 until my interpretive dance starts getting the recognition 251 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,015 it deserves. 252 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,017 Oh. 253 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,153 Shouldn't you be in your fishbowl? 254 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,188 (chris sighs) Probably. 255 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,388 Hey! Let me- Elise? 256 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,890 Who's the snowman?! 257 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,159 Where did you come from? I didn't even see you. 258 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,961 Who is in the snowman costume?! 259 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:17,729 Uh um... 260 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,232 Tell me! 261 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,734 I don't know, okay? It's just some guy. 262 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:26,070 Some guy I don't know. 263 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,672 What are you doing? 264 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,508 (dan giggles) Oh, it's gonna be awesome. 265 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,976 See, the Mall Santa- 266 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,779 I don't care. Never mind. 267 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,486 Okay, closing time! 268 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,823 Good merriness today,people! Except for you, Snowman. 269 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,891 You were phoning it in. Get out of my snow globe. 270 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,895 Oh thank goodness. It smells like feet in there. 271 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,734 Hey, Mall Santa, I was thinking... 272 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,671 Maybe we should bury the hatchet. 273 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,408 I don't know, I kind of like the hatchet where it is. 274 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:08,880 Oh, come on. Hey, want to see something cool? 275 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,115 Okay... 276 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:20,491 Check out the gingerbread house. 277 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,596 Yeah, it's great. 278 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:31,803 No, no... Look closer. Go on. 279 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:34,005 There's eggnog over there. 280 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,041 What are you two doing? 281 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,746 Stinky wants me to look at the gingerbread house. 282 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,748 Why? Is something wrong with it? 283 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:53,791 No! Wait! Uh... Hehe. 284 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,426 You're fired. 285 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,135 I can't believe I got fired! 286 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,954 What happened to 287 00:15:05,955 --> 00:15:07,772 "Peace on Earth and good will towards-- whatever." 288 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,908 You almost killed our boss. 289 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,644 Since when is that grounds for dismissal?! 290 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,646 And I think "killed" is an overstatement. 291 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,916 The odds of one of those candy cane spikes penetrating deep 292 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,952 enough to hit a vital organ is like a million to one. 293 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,888 Yeah, she really overreacted. 294 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:28,426 All I wanted to do was buy a present for Mr. Mumbles. 295 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,231 That's all. And maybe give the Mall Santa blood poisoning 296 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,733 stemming from extreme peppermint exposure. 297 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,235 Is that so wrong? 298 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,238 The first part sounded okay. Look, Dan, 299 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,341 I think we can get your job back. But you need to decide 300 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,877 what's more important: buying a present for 301 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,713 Mr. Mumbles, who loves you unconditionally, 302 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:53,384 or exacting petty revenge on the Mall Santa. 303 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,286 Mmm... I'm leaning "Mall Santa." 304 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,087 Dan! 305 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,889 Fine, fine. 306 00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,157 Mr. Mumbles. 307 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,792 There's the Christmas spirit! 308 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,893 Shut up. 309 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,169 The comic shop was a bust. 310 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,438 Where are you? 311 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,706 Uh...I'm at an all night swap meet in Tarzana, doing... 312 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,376 whatever it was you told me to do. 313 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,312 Great! Thanks for going with my plan this time. 314 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,816 No problem, buddy. What are friends for? 315 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,785 Especially on Christmas. 316 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,154 I really think, with just a little kindness, we can get 317 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,122 your job back. 318 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,457 Sure, sure. 319 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,358 Hey, what's that sound? 320 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,827 Uh, nothing. You didn't saw anything. 321 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,595 See anything. Hear. 322 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,535 Have you seen my snowman today? 323 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,671 We're opening soon. 324 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:53,745 Please am I my snowman's keeper? 325 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,414 Hmm... 326 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,584 Well, it didn't explode... 327 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:04,655 Sergent Sascatchawand? 328 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,257 He opened it! 329 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,926 Perfect. He's in position. 330 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,461 Position? 331 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,697 Hey, why are you in your elf costume again? 332 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,434 I like it. It's Christmasy. Besides, shut up. 333 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,344 I think it worked! It's a Christmas miracle! 334 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:33,451 Sure is, buddy. 335 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,186 What are you doing?! 336 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,354 Don't-! 337 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,163 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 338 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,198 You mean what did WE do. 339 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,968 And the answer is, we won! Happy Christmas! 340 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,638 The plan was to get him the toy he always wanted, 341 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,208 so you two could get along and you could get your job back. 342 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,577 That was your plan. 343 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,347 Which differs slightly from our plan. 344 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,917 ( darla o.s.) What was that?! 345 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,602 What's happening? 346 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,286 I spent all night finding that action figure so the Mall Santa 347 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,989 could see the true meaning of Christmas! 348 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:15,393 And I spent all night sawing through that stupid tree so 349 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,262 that I could push it over on him while he was distracted 350 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,164 by your dumb toy idea. 351 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:24,035 See? Teamwork. High five! 352 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:32,844 RRrraaarrhh! 353 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,879 He looks mad. I should go. 354 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,582 Dan! Don't leave me! 355 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,785 You know I would never leave you. 356 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,960 I'm leaving you, Chris! 357 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,496 Hey! Ow! 358 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,035 Hey, lady, they don't open for another ten minutes. 359 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:02,039 I'm not here to see Santa. I'm here for the Snowman. 360 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:17,121 Ugh! It DOES smell like feet in here! 361 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,323 and Patchuli. 362 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,399 Who are you working for, Snowman?! 363 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,667 Christmas Crossing! 364 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,368 Chris? 365 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,869 Elise? 366 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,237 What are you doing here? 367 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,548 I'm not answering any questions without my attorney. 368 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,554 Game over, Dancing Shadow. 369 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:53,691 Aaahhhh! 370 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,694 So that was you following me a couple of days ago? 371 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:02,700 Yeah, I wanted to see what you were getting me for Christmas. 372 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,001 I got your present months ago. 373 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,204 Oh. I was going to get you- 374 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,840 Earrings. I know. 375 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,676 Huh. 376 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,779 Dan finally killed my boss. 377 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,514 Oh my gosh, are you all right? 378 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,116 My mission... not yet complete, 379 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:22,987 Control... Need more time... 380 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,863 Well, well. Snowman. We meet at last. 381 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:50,815 Hey, it's Santa! And Stinky the Elf! 382 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,417 Had enough? 383 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,330 So, the Mall Santa got fired for throttling his elf, 384 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,865 your boss is going away... 385 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,134 What happens to Christmas Crossing? 386 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,036 Well, they're so short-staffed... 387 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,375 This is more like it. 388 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:22,513 Christmas Crossing finally has a Santa worthy of his name. 389 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850 Ew. This kid smells like pee. 390 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,654 So, I guess now all you need is a present for Mr. Mumbles. 391 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,522 Already taken care of... 392 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:38,829 Happy Christmas, Mr. Mumbles. I hope you like your present.