1 00:00:00,744 --> 00:00:02,153 How're we hanging? 2 00:00:02,182 --> 00:00:03,766 Oh, hey. Hey, what's up? 3 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,314 Is that Pete? Is Pete back? 4 00:00:05,488 --> 00:00:06,794 - Is that Pete? - No, Jay. 5 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:08,695 It's just Thor. 6 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,792 Just? Thor not love that. 7 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,036 Jay's a little anxious. 8 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:13,496 He's waiting on some big news. 9 00:00:13,659 --> 00:00:14,599 Last week, a critic 10 00:00:14,624 --> 00:00:15,805 from the Hudson Valley Gazette 11 00:00:15,829 --> 00:00:17,000 came to review the restaurant. 12 00:00:17,024 --> 00:00:18,634 A couple of us ghosts sussed it out 13 00:00:18,687 --> 00:00:19,978 when we overheard him talking on his cell phone 14 00:00:20,002 --> 00:00:21,613 in the parking lot when he was leaving. 15 00:00:21,801 --> 00:00:24,064 Anyway, we sent Pete to the Gazette offices 16 00:00:24,151 --> 00:00:26,632 to spy on the reviewer and find out in advance 17 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:28,254 if it's a good review or a bad review. 18 00:00:28,305 --> 00:00:30,554 You know, I don't even care. Reviews aren't important. 19 00:00:30,723 --> 00:00:32,526 What matters is whether or not I'm proud of the food. 20 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:34,335 Which I am. 21 00:00:34,422 --> 00:00:36,052 So I think we just tell Pete to call this whole thing off. 22 00:00:36,076 --> 00:00:37,207 Hey, gang. 23 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,469 Hey! Pete's back. 24 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,470 What did he say? Did he like it? 25 00:00:39,601 --> 00:00:40,950 Am I ruined? Am I a star? 26 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,361 Babe, come on here, I'm drowning. 27 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,561 He hasn't said anything yet. 28 00:00:43,736 --> 00:00:46,782 Well, let the man speak. Geez! 29 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:48,412 Okay, I'll get right to it. It's a rave! 30 00:00:48,436 --> 00:00:49,500 The critic loved Jay's restaurant. 31 00:00:49,524 --> 00:00:51,831 He loved it, babe. 32 00:00:51,961 --> 00:00:53,223 Oh, what a relief. 33 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,877 This is huge! 34 00:00:54,964 --> 00:00:56,400 Man, it feels good to spread joy. 35 00:00:56,574 --> 00:00:58,334 This must be what Johnny Appleseed felt like. 36 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,230 You get an apple tree. You get an apple tree. 37 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,405 You get an apple tree! 38 00:01:01,579 --> 00:01:03,233 Where is this going, Pete? 39 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,385 I don't know. Sometimes it just feels good to make noise. 40 00:01:08,761 --> 00:01:10,327 That was pretty fun. 41 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:11,459 See? He gets it. 42 00:01:18,118 --> 00:01:19,380 Who's this guy? 43 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:21,097 That's Chris, the dinosaur-loving stripper 44 00:01:21,121 --> 00:01:22,600 that Sam previously hired to dance 45 00:01:22,731 --> 00:01:24,080 in front of an empty chair 46 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:25,560 at Isaac's bachelor party. 47 00:01:25,691 --> 00:01:28,694 No, I know. I meant this guy. 48 00:01:28,781 --> 00:01:30,783 I'm Isaac. 49 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,523 Oh, right on. Cool pants. 50 00:01:32,654 --> 00:01:34,351 Excited to be back, Sam. 51 00:01:34,438 --> 00:01:36,266 Now, will I be performing for an empty chair 52 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,441 while you watch again? 53 00:01:37,572 --> 00:01:40,488 That wasn't for me. That was... 54 00:01:40,618 --> 00:01:41,924 Well, you see, the reason... 55 00:01:42,011 --> 00:01:43,883 There's really no good explanation. 56 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:45,425 You'll be performing for a bachelorette party 57 00:01:45,449 --> 00:01:47,147 full of living humans. 58 00:01:47,277 --> 00:01:48,277 I mean, people. 59 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:49,671 Smooth. 60 00:01:49,802 --> 00:01:51,122 Well, then let's talk price tiers. 61 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,543 There's the simple 62 00:01:52,674 --> 00:01:53,912 "here's your pizza, extra sausage" package. 63 00:01:53,936 --> 00:01:55,764 That sounds pretty good. Then you've got 64 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:58,047 your "fireman with a hose," your "plumber with a pipe," 65 00:01:58,071 --> 00:01:59,594 and then the big boy, 66 00:01:59,725 --> 00:02:03,337 our premium package known as "It's Raining Men." 67 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:04,947 - Yes, please. - Samantha. 68 00:02:05,034 --> 00:02:06,775 Can you request that he reprise 69 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:08,646 his erotic Dilophosaurus clicking routine? 70 00:02:08,821 --> 00:02:10,039 That's a crowd-pleaser. 71 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,954 Uh-uh, this is not your party. 72 00:02:12,085 --> 00:02:14,005 This is my great-grandniece's bachelorette party, 73 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:16,742 and she's not into dinosaurs 'cause she's an adult. 74 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:18,676 - So just back off. - Oh, perfect timing. 75 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,223 Here comes the bride-to-be. 76 00:02:20,397 --> 00:02:21,659 Alicia, this is Chris. 77 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,574 We're discussing his package. 78 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:25,663 Chris, great to meet you. Sorry. 79 00:02:25,794 --> 00:02:27,434 I don't want to be rude, but it's bad luck 80 00:02:27,491 --> 00:02:28,599 for the bride to see the stripper 81 00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:30,886 before the bachelorette party. 82 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,211 Oh, that's not true. Carol saw her stripper 83 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,846 before the... Oh, my God. 84 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:36,587 Oh, uh, sorry, I wasn't aware of that particular tradition. 85 00:02:36,718 --> 00:02:37,850 Oh. 86 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,590 Yeah, at least I have my pants on. 87 00:02:39,721 --> 00:02:41,264 Otherwise, the whole weekend would be cursed. 88 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:42,289 Uh, Alicia, 89 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,681 I will see you tomorrow night. 90 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:46,119 And who knows, it may just be raining men. 91 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,424 Hallelujah. 92 00:02:47,598 --> 00:02:50,340 Thank you. 93 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,995 So, are you excited for the big weekend? 94 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:55,302 Very. There's a rumor CCR's gonna do a secret set. 95 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,912 I am. 96 00:02:56,999 --> 00:02:58,914 Oh, it's so amazing to be here. 97 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,742 And I know it sounds woo-woo, but... 98 00:03:00,873 --> 00:03:02,744 I really can feel Alberta's presence. 99 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,528 I'm right here, sweetie. 100 00:03:04,702 --> 00:03:05,921 Ask about the guy, Sam. 101 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,619 Tell me about your fiancé. His name's Derrick? 102 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:12,319 Yeah. He's pretty great. We actually met on the subway. 103 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,756 And it's really weird 'cause the night before, 104 00:03:14,887 --> 00:03:17,541 I had a dream I was gonna meet someone on the subway. 105 00:03:17,672 --> 00:03:19,369 And there he was. 106 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,415 He stood up to give me his seat. 107 00:03:21,545 --> 00:03:23,025 He sounds like a gentleman. 108 00:03:23,156 --> 00:03:25,419 Oh, he goes to church. He's nice to his mom. 109 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:26,594 Oh, loving all of this. 110 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,465 Tell me, what does he do for work? 111 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:31,599 Mm-mm. Hell no. 112 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:32,924 - Like, professionally? - Yeah. 113 00:03:32,948 --> 00:03:34,210 He's a guitarist. 114 00:03:34,341 --> 00:03:35,821 Tell her to walk away, Sam! 115 00:03:37,474 --> 00:03:39,128 for a lifetime of heartache. 116 00:03:39,259 --> 00:03:40,913 I'm very happy for you. 117 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,699 Speaking as an oboist. 118 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,483 The bad boys of the woodwind section. 119 00:03:46,614 --> 00:03:48,137 Two reeds, twice the trouble. 120 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:53,142 You see anything? 121 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,275 - Give me a sec. - Very dangerous. 122 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:57,103 That's how Sylvia Plath kill herself. 123 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:02,021 TV was on PBS, and Trevor not there to change it. 124 00:04:02,151 --> 00:04:03,563 Looks like it's just the pilot light. 125 00:04:03,587 --> 00:04:05,024 I'll take care of it. 126 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:06,566 Oh, by the way, the Hudson Valley Gazette is 127 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:08,070 publishing a review of Mahesh. 128 00:04:08,157 --> 00:04:11,160 And a little birdie told me... it's a rave. 129 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:12,616 Tweet tweet. I'm the little birdie. 130 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,946 Dude, that's amazing. 131 00:04:14,076 --> 00:04:15,730 I say we celebrate with some mortadella. 132 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:17,950 You know that stuff's like $20 a pound, right? 133 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,952 Yeah, that's why I don't have it at my house. 134 00:04:23,607 --> 00:04:26,045 Not to gloat, but I may have played a hand in that review. 135 00:04:26,219 --> 00:04:28,177 Or more accurately, played a finger in it. 136 00:04:28,308 --> 00:04:29,831 Ugh, whatever you're talking about, 137 00:04:29,962 --> 00:04:31,287 you did not need to say it like that. 138 00:04:31,311 --> 00:04:33,791 Once we figured out that that guy was a critic, 139 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:36,490 I used my power to pose as an investor 140 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,972 and sent him a little cash-ola in exchange for a good review. 141 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,538 What? Why would you do that? 142 00:04:41,669 --> 00:04:43,366 Because I owe Jay. 143 00:04:43,453 --> 00:04:46,282 I would've lost my finance job if he hadn't pretended to be me. 144 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,434 But Jay wouldn't want to get a good review that way. 145 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,807 It's a win-win. 146 00:04:49,938 --> 00:04:52,549 Jay gets what he wants, and his hands are clean. 147 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,397 Thor wish he would've died with clean hands, 148 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,249 but alas, Thor eat onion 149 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,990 right before lightning strike. 150 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:02,318 Trevor, I think what you did was wrong 151 00:05:02,342 --> 00:05:03,778 and we need to tell Sam. 152 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:06,563 Okay, I will not be lectured to by a Boy Scout 153 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,609 like I'm some kind of sleazeball. 154 00:05:08,739 --> 00:05:10,045 Now, if you'll excuse me, 155 00:05:10,132 --> 00:05:11,675 I'm gonna go spy on this bachelorette party 156 00:05:11,699 --> 00:05:13,539 and see what kind of talent we're working with. 157 00:05:16,269 --> 00:05:17,748 Don't. 158 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:19,446 Yeah. 159 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,014 To our girl, Alicia. 160 00:05:22,144 --> 00:05:23,232 I would wish you the best, 161 00:05:23,363 --> 00:05:25,626 but you already settled for Derrick. 162 00:05:25,756 --> 00:05:27,149 So let's get drunk! 163 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,325 See? 164 00:05:32,763 --> 00:05:34,323 Geez, what are you, the grandma in Coco? 165 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,244 Trust me. 166 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,985 I know from experience. 167 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:43,035 When push comes to shove, they'll leave you high and dry. 168 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,126 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 169 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,060 I'll count the minutes until I see you again. 170 00:05:49,128 --> 00:05:52,261 I'll count the seconds. I love you. 171 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,307 And I love you. 172 00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:56,265 You're my everything. My entire world. 173 00:05:56,396 --> 00:05:59,225 And I can't imagine my future without you. 174 00:06:00,878 --> 00:06:02,837 I never saw that man again. 175 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:04,970 Mm. I'm so sorry, Alberta. 176 00:06:05,057 --> 00:06:06,449 Me, too. 177 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:11,324 I think what Sass is saying is that he's a virgin 178 00:06:11,498 --> 00:06:13,804 and so his situation is 179 00:06:13,935 --> 00:06:16,503 way worse than anything that happened with you and that guy. 180 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:18,157 That's not remotely what I was saying. 181 00:06:18,287 --> 00:06:19,723 Oh, okay. 182 00:06:19,854 --> 00:06:22,857 Delivery for the most beautiful girl in the world. 183 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:25,686 Ooh, Derrick! Oh, my God. 184 00:06:25,816 --> 00:06:27,905 Yeah, this guy seems like he's the worst. 185 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,995 Oh, sweetie, they're gorgeous. 186 00:06:30,082 --> 00:06:32,519 Thank you. I cannot wait to marry you. 187 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,956 Run, Alicia. Save yourself. 188 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:36,871 I'll go put these in some water. Go, go. 189 00:06:37,045 --> 00:06:38,916 I don't want to interrupt. 190 00:06:39,004 --> 00:06:41,397 Have a fun weekend, but not too much fun. 191 00:06:44,444 --> 00:06:47,316 All right, the flowers are kind of nice. 192 00:06:47,447 --> 00:06:49,579 Hey, you left your sweatshirt at my house. 193 00:06:49,753 --> 00:06:50,928 What's this now? 194 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:52,739 Just bring it when you come over this week. 195 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,212 Alicia's out of town Wednesday and Thursday. 196 00:06:54,236 --> 00:06:57,065 Are you down for a little night sugar? 197 00:06:57,196 --> 00:06:58,327 Uh-oh. 198 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,341 Hold on, maybe there's an innocent explanation. 199 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,090 Aren't you worried Alicia's gonna find out? 200 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:03,787 We're getting pretty good at keeping it secret. 201 00:07:03,811 --> 00:07:05,658 Never mind. They're hooking up. All right. Thursday then. 202 00:07:05,682 --> 00:07:07,684 Thursday. 203 00:07:08,685 --> 00:07:12,950 I knew it! Derrick's a low-down dirty dog. 204 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:14,604 Yeah, this doesn't look good. 205 00:07:14,785 --> 00:07:19,181 Oh, Sass, "night sugar" probably refers to sex. 206 00:07:19,261 --> 00:07:21,959 Which is like a special hug that adults share... Please stop. 207 00:07:24,414 --> 00:07:26,802 They're doing it, Sam. Alicia's fiancé is having 208 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,712 a torrid affair with her maid of honor. 209 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:32,812 Even if that's true, I'm just not sure 210 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:34,379 what you want me to do about it. 211 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:35,989 Tell Alicia what's going on. 212 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,339 Ooh, do that thing you do 213 00:07:37,469 --> 00:07:38,794 where you butt in where you're not wanted, 214 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:40,342 but this time you're actually wanted. 215 00:07:40,472 --> 00:07:41,667 Just throwing this out there. 216 00:07:41,691 --> 00:07:43,345 What if we bring back Creepy Todd? 217 00:07:43,475 --> 00:07:45,782 He and Alicia did connect, and he's unlikely to cheat 218 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:47,566 due to lack of opportunity. 219 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:49,829 Alberta, I just don't know how I can get involved. 220 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:52,310 I mean, it's not like Alicia and I are super tight friends. 221 00:07:52,441 --> 00:07:53,441 It's true. 222 00:07:53,485 --> 00:07:54,791 Sam hinted heavily 223 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,464 that she would like to join them for brunch 224 00:07:56,488 --> 00:07:58,534 and was met with stony silence and averted eyes. 225 00:07:58,621 --> 00:08:00,144 - It was sad. - I think that was 226 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,875 just because there weren't enough bagels. 227 00:08:01,928 --> 00:08:03,626 Oh, Sam. 228 00:08:03,756 --> 00:08:05,908 Alberta, I understand that you care deeply about Alicia, 229 00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:07,804 and I agree this is a horrible situation, 230 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,806 but I just don't feel comfortable getting in 231 00:08:09,936 --> 00:08:11,416 the middle of things. I'm sorry. 232 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,726 Fine. If Sam won't get involved, 233 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,312 then we'll have to tell Alicia ourselves. 234 00:08:18,336 --> 00:08:19,729 I agree. 235 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:21,818 And I know exactly how to get her the message, 236 00:08:21,948 --> 00:08:22,993 loud and clear. 237 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:25,038 Skywriting. 238 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,259 No. I'm going to go into her dreams and tell her. 239 00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:31,393 Yes! You can skywrite in her dreams. 240 00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:34,570 Yep. That is what I meant. 241 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,833 Oh... I just got an email from the critic. 242 00:08:36,963 --> 00:08:38,400 He wants me to fact-check the review 243 00:08:38,574 --> 00:08:39,966 before he posts it online. 244 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,230 I'm so nervous to read it. 245 00:08:42,404 --> 00:08:44,188 Didn't you already hear that it's great? 246 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,513 Yeah, but there's a difference between, like, 247 00:08:45,537 --> 00:08:47,104 "good food and ample parking" great 248 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,951 and "the tikka masala saved my marriage" great. 249 00:08:48,975 --> 00:08:51,456 Thor never tried tikki masala, but... 250 00:08:51,587 --> 00:08:54,242 I think Jay setting bar a little too high. 251 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:55,982 - Okay, here goes. - This is killing me. 252 00:08:56,113 --> 00:08:58,463 Jay deserves a great review, but Trevor tainted it. 253 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,857 This review has Trevor's taint all over it. 254 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:02,641 This is incredible. 255 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:05,731 In one sentence, he calls Mahesh a revelation and a triumph. 256 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,734 Holy crap, this restaurant might actually work. 257 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,302 There's nothing I love more than a joyful Jay, 258 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,086 but not when it's based on a lie. 259 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,132 Wait. What? "Now that we have an exemplary 260 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,526 "Indian fusion restaurant, it feels like the only thing 261 00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:19,789 "missing from the Hudson Valley culinary scene is 262 00:09:19,963 --> 00:09:22,226 an upscale breastaurant." 263 00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:23,749 What's an upscale breastaurant? 264 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,708 It's kind of like a Hooters but... 265 00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:28,101 "even classier." 266 00:09:28,232 --> 00:09:31,148 Huh. Is that, like, an industry term I should know? 267 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,368 No. There's only one other person 268 00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:34,847 I've ever heard use it. 269 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:36,806 Ugh. I didn't mean for him 270 00:09:36,893 --> 00:09:39,156 to mention breastaurant in the review. 271 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,290 I was separately riffing about great business ideas. 272 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:43,789 Okay, this isn't great, but apparently, 273 00:09:43,813 --> 00:09:45,815 Trevor bribed the critic to give you a good review. 274 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:48,774 What? Why would he do that? I think he was trying 275 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:51,188 to help you out because, you know, you were there for him 276 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:52,363 with the whole work retreat thing. 277 00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:54,476 Exactly. It was a hero move. 278 00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:56,478 Like when I bribed the bouncer at Surf Lodge 279 00:09:56,652 --> 00:09:58,412 into letting in my cousin with the weird eye. 280 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,046 It was the best night of his summer. 281 00:10:00,177 --> 00:10:01,483 Tell him. 282 00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:03,354 He says it was a hero move. 283 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:06,270 Well, thanks a lot, Trevor. 284 00:10:06,401 --> 00:10:07,961 You know, this review meant a lot to me, 285 00:10:08,011 --> 00:10:10,448 but now I'll never actually know if he liked the food 286 00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:13,495 or if he really was mesmerized by the ambience. 287 00:10:13,669 --> 00:10:15,018 Well, there's no way he wasn't. 288 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,150 I mean, the sconces are undeniable! 289 00:10:17,281 --> 00:10:19,196 Are you in her dreams yet? 290 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,545 Shh! It takes a sec. 291 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:28,336 To think this is where it all began. Mm. 292 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:30,357 Next stop: Marriage-ville. 293 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,470 Mm, you hear that, honey? We're almost there. 294 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,475 ♪ Not so fast, this guy's not being true ♪ 295 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:39,782 ♪ The real deal is ♪ 296 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:43,263 ♪ Derrick's cheating on you ♪ 297 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,830 What? 298 00:10:44,961 --> 00:10:47,703 ♪ About this marriage you should be afraids ♪ 299 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,358 ♪ 'Cause Derrick is doing it ♪ 300 00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:51,750 ♪ With one of your ♪ 301 00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,144 ♪ Bridesmaids. ♪ 302 00:10:54,231 --> 00:10:55,667 That is not a good song. 303 00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,297 Look, when you can enter people's dreams, 304 00:10:57,321 --> 00:10:58,975 then you can criticize. 305 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:00,803 Hey. 306 00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,544 What are you two doing in here? 307 00:11:02,674 --> 00:11:04,894 Sam, this is highly inappropriate. 308 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,219 You're breaking into a guest's room 309 00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:07,418 in the middle of the night. 310 00:11:07,549 --> 00:11:09,028 I heard you singing. 311 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,379 Just stop it. Get out of her dreams. 312 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,511 Sam? 313 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:16,253 Wh-What time is it? 314 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,167 Um... 315 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:19,648 2:18 a.m. 316 00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,345 You asked for a wake-up call, right? 317 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:23,782 - What? No. - Okay. 318 00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:26,785 Is this officially snooze, or are you hitting stop? 319 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:28,483 Can you please get out of my room? 320 00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:31,616 Yep. Going. 321 00:11:32,748 --> 00:11:34,358 Jazmin, 322 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,578 I got to talk to you. What's wrong? 323 00:11:36,665 --> 00:11:38,599 No. Jazmin's the last person you should be talking to. 324 00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:40,059 She's the other woman. 325 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,733 I had a dream that Derrick was cheating on me. 326 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:43,019 No. 327 00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:44,890 Like you don't know, lady. 328 00:11:44,977 --> 00:11:46,675 Oh, she's good. 329 00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,938 Did the dream get into who he was cheating with? 330 00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:50,635 She asks guiltily. 331 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:52,811 One of the bridesmaids. Look, 332 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:55,466 I know you put a lot of stock in dreams and stuff, 333 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,425 but you have to know, my brother loves you. 334 00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:59,601 He's not a cheater. 335 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:01,603 Oh, Derrick is her brother. 336 00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:05,128 Oh, no. Uh, I-I mean, good, but... oh, no. 337 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,651 I want to believe you. 338 00:12:06,782 --> 00:12:08,218 I just don't know. 339 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:09,001 I mean, I was already thinking this whole thing 340 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,394 was too good to be true. 341 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:12,048 Maybe it's a sign. 342 00:12:12,222 --> 00:12:13,615 Maybe this marriage is a mistake. 343 00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:15,660 Leesh, slow down. You're spinning out. 344 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:16,835 I got to go think. 345 00:12:18,184 --> 00:12:20,186 Hold on. Her brother? 346 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,797 What about all the "night sugar" talk? 347 00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:23,276 What about Night Sugar? 348 00:12:23,407 --> 00:12:24,993 Don't tell me what happens in the latest episode. 349 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,454 I haven't seen it yet. 350 00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:27,953 Night Sugar is a show? Mm, it's a guilty pleasure. 351 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:30,675 It concerns a family candy dynasty. 352 00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:32,068 It's sort of like Succession 353 00:12:32,198 --> 00:12:33,896 meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 354 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,830 - except everybody's hot. - So, we ruined 355 00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:37,595 a woman's engagement because her fiancé 356 00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,467 was watching crappy TV with his sister? 357 00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:40,903 Oh, I can't believe this. 358 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,818 What did I do? 359 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:47,126 At least Derrick's not doing it with anyone. 360 00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:49,172 Oh, Sass, "doing it" is another term 361 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,957 for two adults sharing a special hug. 362 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,801 I hate this. 363 00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:59,372 Hey, Alberta, just checking on you. 364 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,579 Hetty told me what happened. 365 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:03,208 You mean how I ruined Alicia's marriage 366 00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,312 before it even got started? 367 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:05,713 "Ruined" is strong. 368 00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:07,889 Placed in jeopardy through gross misconduct. 369 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,699 I got this one, Hetty. 370 00:13:09,815 --> 00:13:11,208 No, she's right. 371 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:13,377 I got carried away with this idea 372 00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,253 That's not exactly true. 373 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,257 Don't forget me. 374 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,606 I could never. 375 00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:28,494 New York City, here I come! 376 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,216 Yes. 377 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:33,939 We were engaged, 378 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,682 but then I got caught up chasing my dreams, 379 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,162 and I never looked back. 380 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,294 Well, you were so young, Alberta. 381 00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:43,864 I broke a good man's heart, and I've never forgiven myself. 382 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:46,475 I've been carrying that guilt for a hundred years. 383 00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:48,826 Things don't always work out as planned. 384 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,741 Well, regardless, I took that guilt 385 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,004 and dumped it on Derrick and Alicia. 386 00:13:53,134 --> 00:13:57,138 And now, from beyond the grave, I've ruined another engagement. 387 00:13:57,312 --> 00:13:59,184 Here's the good news: 388 00:13:59,314 --> 00:14:02,317 you have four seasons of Night Sugar to catch up on. 389 00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:05,712 I really envy her. It's delectable. 390 00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:07,845 Hey, thanks for meeting with me, Ron. 391 00:14:07,975 --> 00:14:09,672 I just wanted to apologize. 392 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,080 I think one of my investors got out a little over his skis. 393 00:14:12,153 --> 00:14:14,460 And if he had spoken to me before reaching out to you, 394 00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:16,331 I'd have told him not to offer you the bribe. 395 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,116 Mm, right. Your investor. 396 00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:19,843 Look, if you're asking for the money back, 397 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,684 I've already spent it 398 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:25,253 on a pretty spicy weekend with my girlfriend in the Poconos. 399 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:26,472 Poconos? 400 00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:28,256 That was Cabo money at least. 401 00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:30,171 Funny story, when I was alive, 402 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,870 you know what we thought was on the other side of the Poconos? 403 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,349 China. 404 00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:36,525 I don't want the money back. It's just that... 405 00:14:36,656 --> 00:14:38,614 the bribe was a mistake. 406 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,400 I'm asking for a do-over review. 407 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,010 Mm, that's not really how we do things 408 00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:44,969 in the world of restaurant reviews. 409 00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:47,972 Oh, of course. Ron is suddenly a fountain of integrity. 410 00:14:48,102 --> 00:14:49,843 I don't want an unearned review. 411 00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:52,063 I want you to write about your authentic experience, 412 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,108 even if there's some things you didn't like. 413 00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:56,023 Fine. 414 00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:59,244 I got to say, in all my years of doing this, 415 00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:02,247 you're probably the most honest guy 416 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:03,988 I've ever accepted a bribe from. 417 00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:05,685 Eh, it's middling praise, but praise. 418 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,860 But... 419 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,383 I just want you to know 420 00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,821 that I really do think you were onto something. 421 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,213 The Hudson Valley 422 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,956 truly could use an upscale breastaurant. 423 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,915 Yes. See? 424 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:20,178 - Thank you, Ron. - And... 425 00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,484 it should be called Mountains of the Valley. 426 00:15:23,572 --> 00:15:26,010 Okay. We are investing in that. 427 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:29,491 Oh, come on, Alicia, and fall asleep already 428 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,929 so Sass can go into your dreams and fix this. 429 00:15:32,059 --> 00:15:33,428 And to ensure that tonight's striptease 430 00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:34,888 goes off without a hitch. 431 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:36,997 Not that that's the most important concern right now. 432 00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:39,086 I just think it's very unlikely that she's gonna take 433 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,174 a nap right after she finishes packing. 434 00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:41,523 It's just a very weird thing to do. 435 00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:42,678 It could happen. 436 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,245 Is that a yawn? 437 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,899 It kind of looked like a yawn. 438 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,094 I don't think so. She just downed a cold brew 439 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,902 20 minutes ago. 440 00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:50,837 I know my ghost power must seem godlike compared to yours, 441 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,621 but I don't stand a chance against cold brew. 442 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,841 But when she's all packed up, she's gonna leave 443 00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:58,520 and end her engagement, and it will all be my fault. 444 00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:00,696 Really? Nothing? 445 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,046 No one's gonna jump in 446 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,482 with some encouragement? 447 00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:04,962 I'll try. 448 00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,399 Great summary. Devastating in its accuracy. 449 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,793 I just don't know if he's cheating or not. 450 00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:12,665 I wish there was some sort of sign. 451 00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:14,643 Ooh, should I get Trevor? Maybe he could text her or something. 452 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,364 Oh, we don't have time for that. 453 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:17,844 I got this. 454 00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,329 What is that? 455 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:27,114 You can't ask for a sign and then be surprised by a sign. 456 00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:35,514 Alberta? Is that you? 457 00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,124 This is incredible. 458 00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,233 So, does this humming mean that he is cheating or not? 459 00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:40,649 Seriously? 460 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,627 Sort of on her for not asking a more clear question, 461 00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,131 but nevertheless, here we are. 462 00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:46,022 Quick, hum a lullaby, and once she dozes off, 463 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:49,397 then I can tag in. I told you, I got this. 464 00:16:58,232 --> 00:17:00,452 Oh, what is this? I recognize this. 465 00:17:03,237 --> 00:17:07,459 ♪ I know for certain the one I love ♪ 466 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,852 ♪ I'm through with flirting ♪ 467 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:13,769 ♪ It's you that I'm thinking of ♪ 468 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,424 ♪ Ain't misbehaving. ♪ 469 00:17:17,817 --> 00:17:18,949 So he's not cheating. 470 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,473 Oh, thanks, Alberta. 471 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:23,257 Anytime. 472 00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:27,827 ♪ I don't stay out late ♪ 473 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,872 ♪ Don't care to go ♪ 474 00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:31,831 ♪ I'm home about 8:00 ♪ 475 00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:34,486 ♪ Just me and my radio ♪ 476 00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:35,922 ♪ Ain't misbehaving ♪ 477 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:40,013 ♪ Saving my love ♪ 478 00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,755 ♪ For you. ♪ 479 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,975 Oh, I did it. 480 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,715 Take that, everyone. 481 00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:49,066 Berty's power saved the day. 482 00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:52,547 Cold brew ain't got nothing on me. Ha! 483 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:54,114 And the striptease is saved. 484 00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:56,725 A-As is the marriage. Huzzah! 485 00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:00,694 What on Earth are we doing out here, Samantha? 486 00:18:00,825 --> 00:18:03,430 The latest episode of Night Sugar starts in five minutes. 487 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:06,774 We've got to find out who pushed Dmitri into that vat of caramel. 488 00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:09,419 I think you'll be very happy with what I have planned. 489 00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:12,061 Oh, and Alberta, I did some digging, 490 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,845 and I found Walter's obituary. 491 00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,369 Oh, no, did he die of heartbreak 492 00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:17,022 when he realized I wasn't coming back? 493 00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:19,721 "Walter Boyd, 84, died peacefully in his home 494 00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:21,070 surrounded by loved ones." 495 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,898 Aww, that's nice. 496 00:18:23,028 --> 00:18:25,814 He lived to be 84? What was he, a sorcerer? 497 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:27,381 “He is survived by five children, 498 00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:30,862 16 grandchildren and his loving wife Osceola." 499 00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:32,690 Only one wife? That's so sad. 500 00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:34,127 See, Alberta? 501 00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:35,777 He went on to have a pretty happy life. 502 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,392 Wait a minute. Osceola Buford? 503 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,959 That was my best friend. Oh, Walter, you snake. 504 00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:44,702 But good for him. Thank you, Sam. 505 00:18:46,095 --> 00:18:48,141 Ooh! 506 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,012 Right on time. 507 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:53,668 Hey, is it just me or is the humidity rising? 508 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,452 What? Yep. 509 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,367 The barometer's getting low. 510 00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:59,587 Okay, what the hell are you talking about, Sam? 511 00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,371 I'm talking about that. 512 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:04,113 Is that a bird? 513 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,462 It's a plane. 514 00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,203 No. It's a stripper. 515 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,075 ♪ It's raining men! 516 00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:11,642 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 517 00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:13,253 Did you hire that stripper 518 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,168 to parachute into my bachelorette party? 519 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,821 Yes, I did. 520 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,886 He said it's called the "It's Raining Men" package. 521 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,435 He's getting pretty close. Shouldn't he open his chute? 522 00:19:21,565 --> 00:19:24,873 I think that he's delaying it for dramatic effect. 523 00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,702 Uh, he's cutting it kind of close, isn't he? 524 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,486 Oh, my God. 525 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,619 Guys, the review's up. 526 00:19:31,749 --> 00:19:33,664 What does it say, Chef? 527 00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:35,057 "Innovative... 528 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:37,015 "surprising in the all the best ways... 529 00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:38,452 a game changer." 530 00:19:38,582 --> 00:19:40,410 He barely changed a word. He loved it. 531 00:19:40,497 --> 00:19:41,846 - Yes. - See? 532 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,108 It all works out. 533 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,068 What the heck was that? 534 00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:49,419 Oh, my God. 535 00:19:50,594 --> 00:19:52,379 Crikey. You guys see that? 536 00:19:52,509 --> 00:19:53,858 That was gnarly. 537 00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:55,599 Can't believe I survived. 538 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:56,948 Dude. 539 00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:58,428 You didn't. 540 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,691 Oh. 541 00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,781 Bugger. 542 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,163 That makes sense. Yeah.