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Are you almost done?

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Yes, I am. But tell me this. Where is
your father?

3
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I don't know, but we're going to be
late.

4
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You're telling me. My heart is racing.

5
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Plane leaves in one hour, so. A simple
vacation.

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You would think he could be here on time
just for a simple vacation.

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I already put my bag in the car. Oh,
wait. Maybe that's him. Oh, you did?

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Good. Hello?

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Hi.

10
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Where the hell are you?

11
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No.

12
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He's all packed and I'm about to put the
life bag in. So where are you?

13
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One vacation.

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I just want to go on one vacation for
Mother's Day. Is that so hard?

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No, you're second traffic.

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Fabulous. So what do you think? We're
not going to make the plane? Is that

17
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what you think?

18
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Okay.

19
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No, not annoyed at all.

20
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Okay, I'll see you when you get here.
Thanks.

21
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Mm-hmm, drive safe in traffic.

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Okay, bye.

23
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Well, did you hear all that?

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Oh, my God.

25
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Are we seriously not going?

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I mean, I think we're seriously not
going.

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I don't think we're going to make the
plane. Oh, my God.

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And the thing is that he took us every
fucking time.

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Fuck, I wanted to go to Palmdale.

30
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Me too.

31
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Now what are we going to do?

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I don't know. I mean, I guess we're not
going to take that 15-minute flight.

33
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I'm not sure.

34
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I just never would have expected it of
all days. Like, why today?

35
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One weekend, like... How are you doing,
Walt?

36
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I mean, you married my dad.

37
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You can be an idiot sometimes.

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Ain't that right?

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I'm sorry.

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I mean, it's Mother's Day.

41
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I wanted you to relax.

42
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I know it was important to you.

43
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I know. You've always been so kind.

44
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Where you got it from? I don't know. I
don't think it was your father.

45
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Here, I want you to... Here, let me give
you a foot rub.

46
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Really? Yeah, I'm gonna help you relax.
It's Mother's Day. You deserve it.

47
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Aww, I have lotion.

48
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That's really sweet.

49
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I mean, he was supposed to be doing
this, but... Don't even worry about it.

50
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Right? He'll get here eventually.

51
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Maybe I won't hate him so much. You
think I will?

52
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I don't know.

53
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Just sit back, relax.

54
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Yeah. Enjoy this.

55
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Oh.

56
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You are good at that.

57
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Mm-hmm.

58
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How'd you learn that?

59
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Do you massage a lot of girls' feet?

60
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No. It just comes naturally.

61
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Oh, does that?

62
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Yeah. You probably get it from your
mother.

63
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Because your father doesn't have the
touch.

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Yeah. He's an idiot, I swear to God.

65
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He is.

66
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I mean, like, what the fuck?

67
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And Palmdale all places like it's not
even that far. It's easy to get to.

68
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We were going to have so much fun.

69
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I know.

70
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It's alright.

71
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Staying in the house.

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I'll give you a nice foot massage.

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It feels good.

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I'll make this a good Mother's Day for
you.

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Yes.

76
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I'm already not here in my mind.

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I could do this every day.

78
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I really won't even give a fuck about
your father.

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I think if you did this to any girl, she
would just get naked for you

80
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immediately. Just saying.

81
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If you want it as like a tactic for, you
know, your college

82
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whores.

83
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What do you call them?

84
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Women?

85
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Your college girl?

86
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I'll make sure to buy some lotion.

87
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Yeah. Let's get that good oil.

88
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You starting to relax?

89
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Yeah, your hands are so strong.

90
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Yeah. The pressure's so good.

91
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Not too hard.

92
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Not too soft.

93
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Kind of makes you tingle a little bit.

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Is that inappropriate?

95
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No. Okay.

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Ready to go.

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Okay,

98
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I think you can move higher.

99
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What? Higher.

100
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Oh.

101
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You have to be committed.

102
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It looked like his hand's in your
vagina.

103
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Get out of there.

104
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No. Get it in there.

105
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Ciroc, what... What is this?

106
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This is me making up for your mistake.

107
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That's what this is.

108
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Look,

109
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I am really sorry about... Okay, you're
killing my vibe. Please go.

110
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Just go?

111
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Leave? Like, go be useful somewhere
else.

112
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What? Okay, look, I'm...

113
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I'm sorry, but, like, be useful? How?
What do you want? I don't know.

114
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So I guess maybe I'll get started on
dinner?

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Thank you.

116
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Just do it.

117
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That's my mind.

118
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Can I make pasta, because vanilla's your
favorite?

119
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Uh-huh.

120
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So, you want al dente?

121
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What the fuck?

122
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How else do you make pasta? Get the fuck
out of here.

123
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Fuck, get out.

124
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Ew. That was a stupid question.

125
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Make sure Facebook touches the clip. Do
it right. Like you would know.

126
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He doesn't know.

127
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You're doing great.

128
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I can be so good. Let me make my eyes
water.

129
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There you go. I can sweat all over.

130
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So it's ready for you.

131
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Sweet.

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Michael, make sure that you clean up.
Make sure you wash your hands.

