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I thought with Cheryl being out of town,
all this housework would be a pain in

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my backside.

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But if you put your mind to it, it's not
that bad.

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Okay, Kyle, we're ready.

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Should I be worried?

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Of course not.

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I'll be fine.

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All right.

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Daddy just needs to clean the floor.

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And one, two.

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Three.

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Flipping them over. All right.

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All right. Let's see. Oh, there's a spot
there. Amy, you missed it.

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All right.

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I like being a mom.

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Great. Let's get your helmet and we're
going to do the stairs.

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Oh, baby.

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! We are smoking,
man!

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Smoking! We are the best harmonica,
keyboard, drum combo in all of the

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Imagine how good we'd sound if I didn't
have Tony's cymbal stand crammed up my

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crack.

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Come on, you know you like it.

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Ow!

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Come on, Jim.

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There's no room out here anymore. You
said you were going to do something

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this. I did.

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I fired John and Charlie and made us a
trio.

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Excuse me.

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Can I get by, please?

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Grace, what are you doing? Easy.

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I can't find my stupid soccer cleats.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, princess. Do

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you really need cleats to sit on the
bench?

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Stop that.

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Here, honey. Don't do that. Let an adult
do that. You shouldn't handle this,

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honey. Let me get it. Is it up there?

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Come on over here, Annie. Give me a
boost.

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Oh, fine.

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That's it.

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All right, you see?

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Gracie, all you need's a little finesse.

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Oh, you know what?

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I think I left him in the car.

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What the crap?

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Get me out of here. It's all baby stuff.

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Oh, except for this cool gas mask.

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Can I have it?

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I don't know why I'm keeping all this
stuff. I'm never going to use it again.

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Let's just get rid of it. Yeah, good
luck with that.

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Cheryl's so sentimental. Keeps
everything the kids ever touched.

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What's this, huh?

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First piece of beef jerky they ever had?

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I think it's the kids' umbilical cords.

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This is ridiculous.

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Cheryl's been in Florida all these
months. I should just clean house. No

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like the present.

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You know what? Every man needs a space
of his own. And I'm going to claim this

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garage as my own. Now you're talking.
Yeah, I've been wanting to get rid of

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stuff for years.

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It's high time I stood up and did it
behind her back like a real man.

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Tell it, brother.

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Yeah, man. Although, tell her while I'm
not here because Cheryl's going to go

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nuts. Maybe.

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It's a lot easier to ask for
forgiveness.

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Than permission.

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Hey, that sounds like a song.

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It kind of does.

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It kind of does sound like a song.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Permission. What rhymes with permission?

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Nocturnal emission.

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Oh, baby, this is going to write itself.

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One, two, three, four.

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Thanks for the donation.

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Yeah, no problem. Boy, your wife is one
understanding lady to let you get rid of

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all this stuff.

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Letting me?

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Do you see what this belt is holding up?

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The pants in this family.

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All right, I decide what I get rid of
and what I keep.

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She's out of town, right? Yeah.

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Well, I have to fill out this form for
the mission so you can write this off

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your taxes. Now, what would you estimate
to be the value of these child pajamas?

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Well, I don't really have any receipts.
It's okay, sir. We're on the honor

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system here.

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That's my favorite system.

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Yeah, I'd say about $1 ,000.

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Oh, for everything?

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No, for the pajamas.

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Well, what about the changing table?

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Oh, that's about $1 ,000.

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And the high chair?

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Well, that's actually about $1 ,100. But
you know what? This is charity. Just

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put down $1 ,000.

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Hey, baby.

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Daddy, what are you doing?

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Oh, honey, I'm here.

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helping the poor children of Africa.

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Actually, this is for the homeless.

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For the hobos.

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What's up?

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That blanket that Grandma knitted me was
out here. Did you give it away?

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No, no, are you silly? Come on, I put it
up in your bedroom.

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One knitted blanket, 2 ,500 bucks.

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You know, sir, I'm starting to think
that you're taking advantage of the

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And I'm starting to think you're
sticking your nose where it shouldn't

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Here.

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You like beef jerky?

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Thank you.

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You take care of those hobos.

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Hobo.

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All hooked up? You ready?

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Andy, I've been waiting for this my
whole life.

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Then may I welcome you to the grand
opening of Captain Jim and First Mate

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for Dimness Is Easier Than Permission
Tropical Smoking Lounge.

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Refuge and bingo parlor.

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Sponsored by the good people at Gopher
Hawk Brewing Company.

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Because when you go for beer, Gopher
Hawk.

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Cool.

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Wow.

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Look at all this.

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What's Bozo the Clown for?

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Oh, I forgot to say fitness center.

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I'm Pete. Who's up for a Gopher Hawk?

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We're off to right here, sir.

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You know what, Andy? This is just the
tip of the iceberg.

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Once the girls are off to college and
Kyle's learning how to drive a forklift,

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it's going to be like this all the time.

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Don't get me wrong, Andy. I mean, I love
the kids, but in ten years' time, it's

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going to be sweet.

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It'll just be me, Cheryl, and plenty of
elbow room.

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What about me?

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Please, in ten years, you'll be an urn
on my mantle.

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Made a blur?

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Sure. Sweet.

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Dad, Mom's on the computer for you.

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All right, I gotta go. I'll be back in a
second.

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Marcy, is it?

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May I welcome you to Captain Andy's Love
Shack?

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What's the capital of Vermont?

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Serp City. Give me another one.

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Honey, is Daddy coming soon?

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Hey, son. I got it.

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Bye, Mom.

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Ah, there you are, my young love.

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Has Kyle been to school once since I've
been gone?

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I drop him off every day. What he does
after that is between him and the state.

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I miss him.

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Oh, I miss you, too.

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And I have a surprise for you.

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Ooh, hot.

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Is it as good as the one you gave me in
the airplane bathroom?

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Actually, they're related.

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Oh, good, good, good.

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I'm pregnant.

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What's that?

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With a baby?

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You're pregnant?

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Yeah. Are you sure?

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I'm sure.

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You peeing on a stick?

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About a dozen of them.

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I got a doctor's appointment tomorrow
just to be sure, but trust me, I'm

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pregnant.

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Wow.

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What, are you kidding me? A fourth kid?
How do I feel?

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How do you feel?

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Um, surprised.

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But, um, so, so excited.

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Honestly, I am overjoyed.

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Overjoyed? Yes!

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That's the word I've been looking for!

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you go? Are you okay?

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What's that?

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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I was just experiencing my joy.

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Are you sure you're happy about this?

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I'm overjoyed.

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I just have one question.

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Are you sure I'm the father?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, because if you
happen to have an affair with some

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rich guy, I'm sure we could work that
out.

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I mean, provided that he fulfills his
financial obligation to the child.

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Honey, look, I know this is going to be
a financial strain for us, but we're

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going to save a lot of money because we
have all that baby stuff in the garage.

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Maybe we should get some new stuff for
this kid, huh?

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No.

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No, honey, why?

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I mean, we use this stuff for all three
kids. You know, sometimes I go out in

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the garage just to look at it.

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Me too.

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Get ready for another surprise.

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Oh, my dear God.

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Don't tell me the real father doesn't
have any money. Oh.

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No. Dana's coming to take care of Mom,
so I am flying home tomorrow to look at

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the baby stuff and start getting ready.

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You think this one will like me?

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No.

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All right, let's get our stuff and get
the hell out of here before Cheryl gets

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home. I thought it was easier to ask
forgiveness than permission.

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Yeah, well, with a sentimental pregnant
woman, there is no forgiveness.

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There's only screaming, mood swings, and
boobs you can't touch.

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Sounds like every date I've ever been
on.

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Maybe stuff you donated to the needy?

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Yep.

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Turns out I'm the needy one.

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I got the receipt you gave me right
here.

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I don't recall you saying anything about
no take -backs, so I think that's legal

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square. Well, the only way to get your
stuff back is to buy it.

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What? Hey, Phil, how much for this
squirt gun?

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A nickel.

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Sweet, that's cheap.

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We're a thrift store.

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Everything is cheap.

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Okay, fine.

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Then, uh...

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How much will this crib here?

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$1 ,000.

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What? That's what you said it was worth.
In fact, you said all of your stuff was

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worth $700 ,000.

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You guys are crooks.

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Hey, Phil, I'll give you $10 for this
dining table.

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Sold. And thank you for helping the
homeless.

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All right, thank you.

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I get it, Phil.

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You're trying to teach me a lesson here,
aren't you?

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I'll tell you what.

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You and I both know this is all worth
maybe 30 bucks.

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I'll give you 50.

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What does that get me?

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About 20 ,000 squirt guns.

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Come on, man. Let me guess.

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The wife is back in town?

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On her way.

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Gee, that's tough, tough.

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I'll tell you what I might be able to
do. What would happen if I rented your

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stuff back to you for the weekend?

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That would be great. How much?

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$700 ,000, yeah.

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pay 10 bucks for this piece of crap
table two average -sized guys fall 15

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on top of it and it collapses yeah
where's the craftsmanship right hey how

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you know if you have a concussion how
many fingers do i have up thursday you

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know my life calms down a little bit
i'll take you to the emergency room

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a good friend bob

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All right, let's grab my stuff, let's
put it in this crib, and let's wheel it

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out that door.

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I think this door's locked.

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Well, unlock it. I can't. It's
deadbolted.

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Well, how the hell are we supposed to
get out of here?

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Listen, why don't you run into it with
your head?

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What? I already got a concussion falling
through the roof.

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We didn't fall through a roof.

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Okay, I'll try.

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What the hell are you two doing in here?

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here you left so quickly you locked us
in how do you guys save it for the cops

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okay phil phil phil wait a minute let me
explain all right look when i gave you

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all this stuff i didn't think i'd ever
use it again because i thought i was

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having kids but i heard today that my
wife was pregnant with a fourth child

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cool is that i'm gonna be a dad again
congratulations judges love new fathers

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who rob charities

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You didn't hear me.

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Four kids.

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Phil, four kids, that's four sets of
braces, three college educations, and

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decent forklift school.

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Look, Al.

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Come on.

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You're not getting this.

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I'm a dad.

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I mean, I have four kids.

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I'm overjoyed.

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And overwhelmed.

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And a bit overstressed. And a little
overweight.

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Sorry, Brian.

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All right, look.

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Some folks around here want to expand
the shelter, and it said on your

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form that you're a contractor.

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Yes. So if you do the construction,
there's a donation to the mission.

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We'll let things fly.

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You want to get all my stuff back?

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Sure. But you have to repair the roof.

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Whoa, how'd that happen?

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All right, deal.

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Now, this is a charity, so I can write
off the cost of the job.

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Absolutely. Great.

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This job's going to run about 700 ,000
bucks.

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I want to show Mom my new dress. I want
to show her my soccer trophy.

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I want to show her my new toy forklift.

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Oh, bad news, Cheryl.

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She's not good at the forklift either.

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Honey, you unpacked all the baby
furniture.

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Mm -hmm.

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I took it right out of the garage and
brought it right here.

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Yeah, it is ancient.

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No, no, it's classic.

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Well... I mean, look at this.

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Remember when Kyle chipped his tooth
right there?

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Oh. And Ruby banged her head right here.

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And Gracie broke her nose right here.

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Yeah, we should get some padding on
this. Yeah, we should.

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Is that a stroller?

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Yes.

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Remember, I got that special compartment
right here.

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For all that cold beer I had to get
through security at the game. And at the

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mall. And at the church.

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Yeah, yeah.

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There's some old memories here, isn't
there?

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I forgot how much I liked all this
stuff.

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Oh, and you're really excited about
this.

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Overjoyed.

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That's great.

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Honey, I wanted to wait till we were
alone to tell you this. Yeah, what?

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I went to the doctor this morning.
Right, right, right.

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And it twins.

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What's that?

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Twins.

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Babies?

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Yes, Jim, twin babies.

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How can that be? We only had sex once.

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Oh, man, I know this is a lot to
process.

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No.

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No, no, I'm fine.

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Yeah? Yeah, no problem at all.

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Do you think we're ready for this? No.

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No,

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honey, we are not ready. We are not
ready for this.

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But we'll get there.

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We'll get there.

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Twins. Yep.

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I can do twins.

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Yeah. Sure.

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Twice the amount of diapers, twice the
amount of feeding, and your boobs get

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twice as big.

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They will.

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And you are four times as forbidden to
touch them.

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It also means twice the love.

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Yeah.

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Twice the laughter.

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Yeah.

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Twice the amount of teeth marks.

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Yeah. You know, I was thinking about
that, and I think you're right.

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No, I live with what I'm writing.

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Why? A new baby needs new stuff.

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Yeah, I hate being right.

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And you know what?

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You're going to need two of everything.

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Yeah, I hate being twice as right.

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You know, honey, you don't have to worry
because we give all this to charity and

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we get a tax write -off.

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Yeah. How much do you think all this is
worth?

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Off the top of my head? Huh?

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700 ,000 bucks. Oh.

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You okay with spending that kind of
money?

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No.

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I'm not.

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But I will be.

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Good.

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Because I already bought everything
online.

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You know, I just figured it's easier to
ask forgiveness than permission.

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Well, that's a song.

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Oh,

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Cheryl.

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So if we do it right now, there's no
chance we have triplets, right?

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Good. Because I'm going to get drunk and
drag you up to that room.