1 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,594 Ivory Coast, Algeria, China, Israel... We hebben alles. 2 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,759 Vier landen is wel veel. - We hebben het onze schoonzonen beloofd. 3 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,709 You're right. We do it and don't talk about it anymore. 4 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:21,071 Het had niet gehoeven als onze dochters were married to Frenchmen. 5 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,072 Alsjeblieft, Claude. 6 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,632 The Asian community is now the target of aggression... 7 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,997 Daar heb je het. Dit land wordt te gevaarlijk voor Chinezen. 8 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,471 Nee, nee, nee... 9 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,956 Luister, Karine. Zeg tegen mevrouw Zitouni... 10 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,111 that she doesn't call me anymore. Period. 11 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,590 Once defended a woman in a burqa, now they are in line: 12 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,475 burqas, burkinis... It looks like a Pakistani madrassa. 13 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,115 Isn't it a good role? - Yes, indeed. 14 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,114 I'm playing dealer again. His name is simply 'black man'. 15 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,875 Lazy French screenwriters. - But you do have Omar Sy. 16 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,516 Omar Sy? That's the only one. For the rest it is a desert. 17 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,471 Enough playing victim. We're getting rich. - You have news from the banks? 18 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,399 They overwhelm us with proposals. 19 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,116 The investors are lining up. - Wie bijvoorbeeld? 20 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,556 'Wie bijvoorbeeld?' Dat doet er niet toe. 21 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,639 Why not? - Dat is een detail. 22 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,031 Ben je echt bankier? - I don't and I'm worried too. 23 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,589 We all put in 10,000 euros. 24 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,958 I have the impression that you don't like me trust. Zeg dat dan meteen. 25 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,398 Do you want to get rich or stay a loser? - You're the only loser. 26 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,558 We do trust you, David. 27 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,280 Zorg goed voor Clovis. - Maak je geen zorgen. 28 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,796 Do you post photos on my Facebook? - Your Facebook? 29 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,874 The pastor installed that. Also Twitter and Amstragram. 30 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,231 I am a grandmother 2.0. 31 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,795 Are you okay, S�gol�ne? 32 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,913 I have an offer on one of my paintings. 33 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,838 That's great. 34 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,958 Who would... I mean: Who is the buyer? 35 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,151 A Chinese from China. 36 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,392 It fell on my site for one of my canvases. 37 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,719 'The Hanged Old Woman.' - Yes, I know that one. 38 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,236 One of my favorites. - I'm going to tell Chao. 39 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,273 He probably already knows. - Oh yes? 40 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,274 It's definitely a cousin of his, to cheer her up a bit. 41 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,398 Ze had het zwaar. - She was born depressed. 42 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,793 When I was pregnant with her we went to the 'Exorcist'. 43 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,149 Je moeder is onder ons. 44 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,789 Wil je haar spreken? - Je maakt me bang. 45 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,993 Ik mis je, Coco. - I miss you too, Viviane. 46 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,152 Moet je kijken. Weet je waar ik ben? 47 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,033 The swimming pool where we met. 48 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,952 Kus me. - Nu meteen? 49 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,316 Ja, nu meteen. Come on. 50 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,959 Geef me de computer, I need to speak to Verneuil. 51 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:14,591 If you sit behind that thing all day, you will never find a husband. 52 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,391 Viviane, huh... 53 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,310 Where is the WiFi? 54 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,956 Lets against malaria, against diarrhea... 55 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,313 Against mosquitoes. -Claude? 56 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,750 My father wants to speak to you via Skype. 57 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,390 When he starts talking about his ham again, he will hear something. 58 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,073 You're pregnant, beautiful. 59 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,629 Five months, she's already nice and fat. 60 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,912 He's going to be huge. - Do you have a name yet? 61 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,034 We don't agree on that yet. - I know one: Andr�. 62 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,919 Just like his grandfather. - No. 63 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,670 What else do you want? - You'll come tonight at 11 o'clock. 64 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,834 I already said that yesterday. - You won't forget my ham, will you? 65 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,037 Look, satisfied? 66 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,311 I have to continue packing. 67 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,080 Marie, we'll miss the train soon. 68 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,840 I'll take you to the station. - Please. 69 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,949 Once an ass licker, always an ass licker. "I'll take you." 70 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,710 We're out of time. Let's go. 71 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,793 Hello, Claude. - Damn the ham. 72 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,190 If my dad doesn't get his ham... - Vacation failed. 73 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,791 No, huh? That dog... 74 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,158 Verneuil, my ham. 75 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,073 I don't understand you. There is a disturbance. 76 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,839 BON DIEU 2. 77 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,399 FOUR WEEKS LATER 78 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,718 Not a nice neighborhood. - This is actually a fancy neighborhood. 79 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,396 That's where it's the worst. Scum don't attack other scum. 80 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,870 What kind of car is that? - I'm the wolf of Wall Street. 81 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:17,591 Relax, it's a lease car. I'm not going to drive a shared car. 82 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,875 Do you read Donald Trump? - I don't share his ideas. 83 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,994 But in business he is top notch. A real Harry Potter. 84 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,514 Come on, let's go. 85 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,074 Gentlemen, Reubio headquarters. - Insane. 86 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,676 Even with an intercom. Good for safety. 87 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,231 Isn't it too expensive? - 2000 per month. Dirt cheap. 88 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,794 Rather expensive. 89 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,669 This is our assistant, Gis�le. 90 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,639 Bomb slide, Senhores. - She's Brazilian. 91 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,872 Gisele, this is our business plau. 92 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,871 The business plan. 93 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,675 She is Neymar's niece. She can arrange football tickets. 94 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,151 Can she also do something? - Otherwise I wouldn't have hired her. 95 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:08,235 She studied economics at the University of Guadalajara. 96 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,754 Her second master's degree. 97 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:15,120 Isn't that in Mexico? - You pay too much attention to the details. Gentlemen... 98 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,353 I open the first extraordinary one meeting... 99 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,712 of the board of directors of Reubio. 100 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:28,230 Why 'extraordinary'? - It's a business expression. Get to work. 101 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,035 Conclusion: In two years Reubio the French market leader... 102 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,798 in halal organic food. 103 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,555 In five years we will be the leader in Europe. And after that: 104 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,956 Indonesia. A market of 200 million Muslims. 105 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,718 200 million? - Of course. 106 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,918 But first we have to take risks and make jumps. 107 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,835 What do you mean by that? - Just make jumps. 108 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,629 Jump over obstacles. 109 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,033 Talk normally. I thought we had a lot of offers. 110 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,713 Ok�... 111 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,720 That has diminished somewhat. 112 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,630 Investors in this country dare not do anything. But nothing has been lost yet. 113 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,316 I am in contact with a Greek bank. - A Greek bank? 114 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,160 The Papalopoulos sofa. -Are you kidding us? 115 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:23,639 Don't be so negative. It's nothing, it's just a bit of a let down. 116 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,758 If my fist ever goes against you... - Quiet. 117 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,878 A Mercedes, a fancy office, that secretary. 118 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,310 And I have to be calm? - No problem. 119 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,718 We have to put our hands in our own pockets and see it big. 120 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,712 Just like Trump. 121 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,480 How many? - Double: 20,000 per man. 122 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,109 I'm withdrawing my money. - I don't trust it. 123 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,749 I'm expecting a child. - I hear it already. 124 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:52,313 The rats leave the ship. You really have a French mentality. 125 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,670 What does that mean? - Shortsighted. 126 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,314 Shall I show you something? - Rachid... 127 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,036 Forget that Greek bank and give me my money back. 128 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,674 No problem, down to the last cent. 129 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,996 Surely you too? - Certainly. 130 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,118 I'm still expecting a child. - Get the hell out of here. 131 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,832 Now I have a holding company to run. - You're an idiot. 132 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,673 Steve Jobs also had to struggle at first. That iPhone wasn't just there. 133 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,751 He had to work hard. 134 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,876 Not all Jews have a business instinct. 135 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,514 As long as he pays me back. 136 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,230 My father already said: Never do business with family. 137 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:49,238 A real Frenchman had scratched him. - Just die. 138 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:05,200 I can't anymore, I want to go home. - We'll be in France in an hour. 139 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,997 What a disaster, those trips. - Never again. 140 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:14,354 I promise. - Which country was the most... 141 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,596 That is not an easy question. 142 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,592 Welcome to Charles de Gaulle Airport. 143 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,149 We are home, happy. 144 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,199 Not yet. First customs. 145 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,994 Excuse me. 146 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,032 Go to Chinon. - What are you doing? 147 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,079 I tweet that we are back. - We'll miss the train. 148 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,949 Don't rush. There are no trains. - Why not? 149 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,670 They went on strike. It's going to take three months. 150 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,834 Then we will definitely be back in France. Great. 151 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,958 Look at those green fields. What peace. 152 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,317 Touraine is the orchard of France. The Garden of Eden. 153 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,399 Our insects are also nicer then African. 154 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,999 There are quite a few. 155 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,915 Stop, stop. Please stop for a moment. 156 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,199 Bye girls. I'm glad to see you. I missed you guys. 157 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,237 Claude, the meter is running. - Yes, it will definitely continue. 158 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,394 Two minutes. If you smell that cow shit, I'm alive again. 159 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,871 It makes me hungry. - We're going to have a nice French meal. 160 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,392 Cheese, meats, a bottle of wine. Because that green tea... 161 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,195 Can I have the pork head patty? - You'll enjoy that. 162 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,955 I already had that. He's delicious. 163 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,959 Who is that? - Those must be our daughters. 164 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:58,638 We don't answer. Then they go all kinds of things questions about our terrible journeys. 165 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:03,670 We'll call them later. We need to recover first. 166 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,317 Nice program about Frans I. - Impressive. 167 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,079 Are you okay, honey? 168 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,635 It's over, Odile. - With us? 169 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,871 No, with France, this shitty country. 170 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,311 Dead. - Have you been attacked by anti-Semites? 171 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,354 No, the Reubio meeting went poorly. I close the books. 172 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:39,110 Don't shout like that, you'll scare him. -Sorry honey, come here. 173 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,280 Sorry, darling. 174 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,910 Your father is angry with Uncle Rachid, Uncle Chao and Uncle Charles. 175 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,192 They have very small balls. So small. 176 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,189 Interested in nunchakus? 177 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,830 You start against blacks certainly also about machetes? 178 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,119 Why would I want nunchakus? - Because you're looking at it. 179 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:15,036 That's right, I'll take that one. And two throwing stars. 180 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,350 What is? 181 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,632 Do you think I'm a loser? - Not at all, honey. 182 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,077 You watch too many movies. Real life is more complicated. 183 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,756 I believe in you, you will succeed. - Let's leave France. 184 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,309 Where to? - To New York. 185 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,999 To New York? 186 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,873 That is the business center. And there are many Jews. 187 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,310 Better than Israel, there are more Jews there. 188 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,033 Would you like that? 189 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,596 Naturally. First become Jewish I only have three years left. 190 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,757 I'm not waiting three years. 191 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,515 Then I finish it there, that's even better. 192 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,789 How I missed you. - Was the holiday nice? 193 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,645 Rachid's parents enjoyed seeing you. 194 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,360 Us too. A pleasant moment. 195 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,878 And? 196 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,158 Won't you say anything? - Sunday, when we are together. 197 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,358 I have so much to say about those trips. 198 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,119 Okay�, I have to go. 199 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,114 I have to plead at four o'clock. Sexual harassment again. 200 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:27,989 That's the only thing these days. The pigs are dropping like flies. 201 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,231 Bye, honey. - Goodbye. 202 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,199 Isn't daddy there? - He's still in the office. 203 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,069 This is the big day. He sells his share in the business. 204 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,029 Dad retired. That's going to be weird. Aren't you worried? 205 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,520 Yes. 206 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,355 Finally: I am proud that I had the opportunity to work with you. 207 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,070 Even with you, Jean-Pierre. And you, Guy, my loyal employee... 208 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,596 I'm counting on us until the 22nd century continue to exist. 209 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,036 Aren't you afraid of your pension? - Not at all. 210 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,476 I'm going to enjoy life my family... 211 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,919 And especially my passion: history of France and of Touraine. 212 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,477 I'll start with a biography about the great poet Alfred Tonnell�. 213 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,031 He died young of typhus. Did you know he was from here? 214 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,393 No, I didn't know that. And I don't know either who is Alfred Tonnell�. 215 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,595 No? Then you have to delve into it. He was a great alpinist. 216 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,190 That doesn't mean anything to you either? - No. 217 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:38,197 So that biography is really necessary. A thunderbolt in the publishing world. 218 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,630 To Tonnell�, and to poetry. 219 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,351 A nice check, enough to last 30 years. 220 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,915 I don't wish for more. 221 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,714 I'm also retiring. - Really, fantastic. 222 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,679 Who will take your place? - That hasn't been decided yet. 223 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:03,629 The branch might be moved to Saumur. 224 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:08,033 That's the problem in towns like Chinon. Besides tourism there is nothing. 225 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,711 Everyone leaves, especially the young people. The Avilex factory is also closing. 226 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,349 Avilex? What a shame. 227 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,790 That's the last big factory from the neighborhood. 228 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,160 Everything stops. 229 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,954 What do we say about the trips? I don't want to hurt them. 230 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,310 I'll take care of that. - Look after. 231 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,956 Above all, be politically correct. - Of course. 232 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:38,115 At Tel Aviv airport the customs check took four hours. 233 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,319 I thought I was going to be circumcised. I'm just kidding. 234 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:47,310 You're not shocked, are you, David? - Not at all. I'm used to it. 235 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,952 They don't joke. They are tense. - What do you mean tense? 236 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,914 There are some tensions in that region. Didn't you know that? 237 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,271 I thought it was beautiful. The Church of the Nativity, amazing. 238 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,478 But it is on the West Bank. - Isn't that Israel? 239 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,075 No, that's Palestine. 240 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,911 Does the word Palestine bother you, David? - No. 241 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,999 Not at all, I call it the West Bank. Cis-Jordan. 242 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,114 There is clearly some tension. - And the Wailing Wall? 243 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,675 We are not complainers. 244 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,515 No, it was scorching hot that day. It looked like an oven. 245 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,832 I preferred to freshen up in the Dead Sea. 246 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,756 Then you have to hurry. It contains more salt than water. 247 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,230 I saw your mother dry out like an old cucumber. 248 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,677 Sorry, but you did sweat. 249 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,309 I sweated like an ox. 250 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,953 And Algeria? - I thought that was very nice. 251 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,232 Algiers is a magnificent city. 252 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,917 Alienating, huh? - If you go to a suburb here... 253 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,236 it's kif-kif, as you say. 254 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,957 That's humor, Rachid. Irony. 255 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,799 If it was humor, we would laugh. 256 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,959 It doesn't bother me, I don't like political correctness. 257 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,631 I meant: There is no mass tourism such as in Tunisia or Morocco. 258 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,871 It remains authentic. - That's true. 259 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,231 In the cathedral of Algiers we were alone. 260 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,959 That doesn't surprise me. 261 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,759 Have you seen anything else? 262 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,879 We saw the Corniche. All those Hausmann houses by the sea. 263 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Not everything from colonial times was bad. In the field of architecture then. 264 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:40,276 Your parents asked us for dinner. We have been received like kings. 265 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,274 The Algerians have feelings for hospitality. 266 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,950 Not all. Some bearded men didn't look so friendly. 267 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,353 No problem. The tourists will Algeria don't overwhelm easily. 268 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,955 And China? - China, where do I start? 269 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,589 There's so much to say about that. Isn't it, honey? 270 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,080 About China. 271 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,279 Very surprising. A shock to the senses. 272 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,354 In Beijing you have air pollution and people spitting on you. 273 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,633 Did they spit on you? - On my shoes. Not on purpose. 274 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,520 He aimed for the sidewalk. But it's not pleasant. 275 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,154 Did you enjoy it further? - Very nice. 276 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,311 Only in the taxis it smelled like garlic. 277 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,159 That is against the evil spirits. 278 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,920 It drives away more customers than ghosts. 279 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,876 You must have a strong stomach. - And short toes, it's so busy there. 280 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,719 More than a billion people. That's oppressive. 281 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,633 Can't you laugh about it anymore, Chao? 282 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,913 Your mother got sick, in the middle of the Forbidden City. 283 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,799 A terrible diarrhea we didn't see anything. 284 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,513 Because of the larvae. 285 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,115 Larvae? - Yes, from Wangfujing market. 286 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,870 I absolutely had to taste them. It's disgusting. 287 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,789 Pork head patty isn't much better. - That's much tastier. 288 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,952 And those hundred-year-old eggs... That stench. 289 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,675 That spit and those old eggs, that is the China of the past. 290 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,276 Maybe, but it still exists. We have seen it. 291 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,711 I thought Africa was beautiful. I already feel like going back again. 292 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,394 Not right away, but someday. 293 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,349 We did need time. Abidjan is exhausting. 294 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,279 We didn't sleep well because of the party. - The party? 295 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,716 That of the Ivorians. - Which one? 296 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,599 All Ivorians. - What are those clichés? 297 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,037 I'm exaggerating, I'm sure there are who sometimes also sleep. 298 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,158 But when it comes to parties they are champions. 299 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:46,400 Was my father okay? - Fine, he didn't say anything for three days. 300 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,116 That smells good, what is that? - I don't know that. Only rice? 301 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,032 Uncle had me make that. 302 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:58,559 Normally the rice is a side dish at the ham. 303 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,556 Are you going to keep whining about that? - As long as necessary. 304 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,350 I'll get some escargot-kedjenou. That's nice. 305 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,519 You stay here. And you keep your mouth shut. 306 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,670 Brag. 307 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,311 In the end it all turned out fine. But your mother still got sick. 308 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,319 Suddenly. Those African bacteria, huh? 309 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,751 She was having a blast. - They are very virulent. 310 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,958 You came back alive. - Yes, a miracle. 311 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,078 We have to leave again. It's still a long drive. 312 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,115 Is that something new? That looks like a vampire. 313 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,191 No, that's a self-portrait. 314 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,358 Nice. - Very nice. 315 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,151 Why up so early? - To write. 316 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,630 A writer must have discipline. 317 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,070 Then you don't have to to retire. 318 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,679 What ridiculous thing are you wearing? - My Chinese pajamas. Bought in Beijing. 319 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,478 A beautiful day. 320 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,680 Come on, and don't show up before 11 o'clock. 321 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,792 And now us, Alfred. 322 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,479 Chapter one. 323 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,319 Welcome to Israel. 324 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,312 Master... - What is it? 325 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,673 A woman in your office with a... You know, with a... 326 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,470 Mrs Zitouni, I don't do burqa business anymore. 327 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,870 I am not Mrs. Zitouni. - Then who? 328 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,595 Mrs Beladje. I got your name from Mrs. Zitouni. 329 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,234 "I don't speak Hebrew." A woman then says: 330 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,200 And a man says: 331 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,673 'I don't understand.' A woman says: 332 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,000 And the man says: 333 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,598 How difficult this is. I don't understand it. 334 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,197 I thought you spoke Hebrew. - Ancient Hebrew, with hieroglyphs. 335 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,472 We do our alia, we don't go to Club Med. 336 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,313 Your mother. 337 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,036 Charles Kofi, I'm here for the audition. - Just sit down. 338 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,476 I didn't get any text. 339 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,996 Don't worry. You work in a supermarket. 340 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,870 Just after the generic, you hear... And then you get shot by a white guy. 341 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,037 That was your role. Sit down. 342 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,838 That lousy typhus. 343 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,630 I have plum pie for you. 344 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,192 I asked you not to disturb me. You don't disturb a writer in his work. 345 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,829 I'll put it here. - I'm not hungry. 346 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,674 Work hard, my little Balzac. 347 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,150 Hey Chinese, your money. - You're completely crazy, Chao. 348 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,391 Don't you read the newspaper? 349 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,639 Chinese people always get robbed. - Do you have any money with you? 350 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,599 20 euros, you're also stingy. 351 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,115 You guys really are idiots. 352 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,957 You wanted to talk to us? - Yes, sit down. 353 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,359 I want to pay off my debts, before I leave for Israel for good. 354 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,518 To Israel? Are you crazy? - Not at all. 355 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,840 All French people are good-for-nothings. - What are you going to do? Sell ​​halal to Jews? 356 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,712 No, Reubio is over. 357 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,310 I have an idea. - An idea? 358 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,955 The idea. But I'm not talking about it yet. 359 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,835 Better give a check. - Please. 360 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,469 Good bills make good brothers-in-law. 361 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,951 What is this? Where's the check? 362 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:39,670 The check will come later. This is an admission of guilt. 363 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,276 We get a piece of paper and he flees to Israel. 364 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,831 They do not deliver to France. - What do you mean? 365 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,789 I'm not running, I'm going to live there with my family. 366 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:56,200 It is an officially signed document. - Bernard Madoff also signed everything. 367 00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:00,593 Hey, it's me, David. Your brother-in-law, family. 368 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,229 I don't rob my family. - Madoff does. 369 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:08,469 Are you all anti-Semites? - Look. Blackmail with anti-Semitism. 370 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,756 Good evening, just say so. 371 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,513 Coke. - Coke. 372 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,880 Beer. - Pastis. 373 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,634 Two cokes, one beer. And a small yellow one for mister. 374 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,552 Is that funny? You said, “little yellow one,” with a smile. 375 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,030 I don't think so. - You said 'little yellow one' on purpose. 376 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,067 Why didn't you say pastis? That's what I asked for. 377 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,510 I don't have time for this. 378 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,320 Did you see that? I'm going to file a complaint with Craaf. 379 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,832 What is that? - The Council of Asians in France. 380 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,514 What an ugly name. Just Craaf Paper. 381 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,193 Are you okay, doctor? 382 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,793 No worse than CRIF or CRAN. - What's that? 383 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,270 That's the council for blacks in France. 384 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,719 That's a nice name. That reminds me of a newspaper headline. 385 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,555 And for the Arabs? - They never agreed on that. 386 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,080 Would you leave France? - I don't know. 387 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,119 I love this country, but it's not easy. 388 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,358 They can already see me with a body warmer for terrorist. 389 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,035 Then leave it open. - I do. 390 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,555 Every winter my balls freeze off. 391 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,791 Damn, it's going to pour. 392 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,154 What a rotten climate this country has. 393 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,316 It is now 25 degrees in Tel Aviv. 394 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,112 They leave Philippe Torreton Playing 'Othello'. 395 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,396 And? - Othello is a black man. 396 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,594 Torreton is white. How are they going to do that? With blackface? 397 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,476 That's what you say to me, I don't know who Othello and Torreton are. 398 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,359 A torreton against the rain would be nice. 399 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,276 China? - Yes, I have a great CV. 400 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,956 I speak French, English, Chinese. I can work at any bank. 401 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,918 Stop. - I'm not done yet. 402 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,236 I said: Stop, we're going right away. 403 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:12,078 Here I dry completely. At least there they understand my art. 404 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,511 I protect you. You don't have to be afraid. 405 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,313 The amount for the collection. 406 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,069 Marie, how are you? - Very good, pastor. 407 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,238 And the family? - I'm a happy grandma. 408 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,791 All that diversity and colors, wonderful. - All the better. 409 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:54,397 You can test this device. Can I have your bank card please? 410 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,718 For the collection? - I charge 10 euros. 411 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,157 For the next mass. Do you pay contactless? 412 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,915 What are you waiting for? You have to move with the times. 413 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,794 What is? Do you see the Blessed Virgin? 414 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:14,955 That's Arash, our Afghan refugee. He fled the Taliban. 415 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,631 The social housing for him is still there not ready. Now he sleeps here in the cold. 416 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,080 Poor. 417 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,312 Can't he stay in your big house? - Excuse me? 418 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,399 A month, at most. He is very friendly. 419 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,800 That's what he looks like. 420 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:33,073 And he also does the garden for you. Arash, gardener... 421 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,558 No, I'm a teacher. - Of course, Arash. Teacher. 422 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,274 Who is that guy? - This is Arash. 423 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,114 From the Taliban. He's coming to stay with us. 424 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,557 The Taliban? - No, I just escaped from there. 425 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,758 Sorry, that is of course not the same. 426 00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:01,074 But the result is the same. It stays no. Why is this happening to us again? 427 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,073 Is it a problem, ma'am? - No. 428 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,392 He can go in the garden shed. He doesn't bother anyone there. 429 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,957 I'm working hard. - We know that. 430 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,797 Beautiful house. 431 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,518 Toasting with water is sad. 432 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,155 I have been offered a position in Bombay. 433 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,594 In India? 434 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,473 There are even more viruses there than in Africa. 435 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,877 My company wants to go there. It's a godsend. 436 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,231 And what about my career? - Just kidding, I'm going to refuse. 437 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,755 I'm not going to force you. 438 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,039 Do you see that? 45 euros per glass of champagne. Luckily you're pregnant. 439 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,309 And what if it is a Taliban? - Who? 440 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,720 Arash. 441 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,038 There are terrorists who pose as refugees. 442 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,998 He was a teacher in his country. 443 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,949 Do you have proof for that? Have you spoken to the rector in Kabul? 444 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,517 Don't always assume the worst. I find him very sympathetic. 445 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,479 And now let me tweet. I'm working on something. 446 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,470 Go pee. Don't come back before the end of the afternoon. 447 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,951 Baby, baby, baby... - What? 448 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:07,796 That guy, Arash. He is praying. Allah akbar and all that. 449 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,349 This is how Muslims pray. 450 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,997 I know that too. But he seemed possessed. Like he was on a mission. 451 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,233 Go to a therapist, because you are not doing well. 452 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,950 And take off those pajamas. It's like sleeping with Mao. 453 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,590 Master... - What now, Karine? 454 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,075 Mr. Martineau wants an appointment. 455 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,749 Martineau, are you sure? - Yes. 456 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,474 He comes at four o'clock. - Martineau. 457 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,558 I'm devastated. I studied all night. 458 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,950 I can make a speech in the Knesset. 459 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,554 Can you repeat that calmly and clearly? 460 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,718 Go get bread. 461 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,150 You use difficult sentences on purpose. - 'Go get bread', is that complicated? 462 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,516 I understand that. Go get bread. 463 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,677 We haven't left yet. 464 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,034 Mister Martineau is here. - Of course, let him in. 465 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,559 Salam alaykum. 466 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,634 Aleikum salam. 467 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,473 Please sit down. 468 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,515 Just say the word. - My wife got kicked out of the pool... 469 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,469 because she was wearing a burkini. I want to file a complaint. 470 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,475 I need to talk to you. 471 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,799 I haven't studied to talk about stuff with retards. 472 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:07,399 I'm also fed up with this country. I have to work much harder than men. 473 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,592 Then let's leave. - Where to? 474 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,355 I thought of Algeria, but you may not want that. 475 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,153 No, that doesn't make sense. 476 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,951 You said you'd follow me anywhere. - During the wedding night. 477 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,873 Didn't you mean it? - Yes. 478 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,834 You're talking about Algeria. - Things are changing there. 479 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,796 Life is starting to become more pleasant. The Algerian dolce vita. 480 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,032 The Algerian dolce vita. You're exaggerating. 481 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,192 There are even feminists. - In Algeria? 482 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,319 There is something for women there mean. There's nothing left to do here. 483 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,194 Just kidding, I hope. - No, what I want to say... 484 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,194 that there is a lot of demand for lawyers. I mean it, Isabelle. 485 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,518 No one defends those Algerian women. 486 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,274 You have heard of the bikini revolution? 487 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,714 The bikini revolution? 488 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,717 What now? 489 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,356 The children all come the Easter weekend. 490 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,278 All? 491 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,638 Make a little effort, Claude. You know how important that is to me. 492 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,670 For me too. But I need rest for writing this biography. 493 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,039 What is that? 494 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,118 Lawn mower engine is getting warm. 495 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,360 He blew it up. - Poor boy. 496 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,837 Nothing? - Nothing. The market is at a standstill. 497 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,594 And that crack dealer? - That turned out to be an Arab. 498 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,714 I'll do my best for you. I turned down an amateur association. 499 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:03,114 Have you told your parents about Israel? - We'll do that together this weekend. 500 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,953 Then it is clear. 501 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,196 It will be a special weekend. 502 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,557 Fortunately, Laure and Charles stay. What a shock that would be for them. 503 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,872 With our marriages they are used to something. 504 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,150 A small booster injection. 505 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,954 One-two-three, long live Algeria 506 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,993 There are in Bollywood thousand films made per year. 507 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,278 And not a single black one. I have no competition. 508 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,954 That may not be for nothing. - What do you mean? 509 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,232 Because there are no blacks there. - Then I'll be the first. 510 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,234 We must take our destiny into our own hands. You don't get anything for free. 511 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,789 How are you going to do that? 512 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,830 Gandhi said: Live life, it is not a problem you have to solve. 513 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,754 We're here, baby. - At grandma's? 514 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,314 Who is that? 515 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,080 What kind of psychopath is that? - I'm scared. 516 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,839 Guard. - What are you going to do? 517 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,238 What's going on? - That Chinese is attacking me. 518 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,472 Why are you attacking poor Arash, Chao? 519 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,119 Arash? - Yes, Arash. 520 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,274 A migrant doing the gardening in exchange for room and board. 521 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,958 I'm going back to the kitchen. 522 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,960 Do you have weapons? - I have to protect myself. 523 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,074 France is too dangerous. - You're dangerous, we have to get out of here. 524 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,271 Come on girls, everything is fine. 525 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,319 What did grandma make for dessert? 526 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,352 Chocolate mousse. 527 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,993 Who wants? 528 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,949 Okay, we agree. We only say it after dinner. 529 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,999 Laure, will you support us? - Naturally. 530 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,790 Because I'm leaving too. - What do you mean? Who's leaving? 531 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,070 Charles and I, to Bombay. 532 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,830 When did you decide that? - Just now, on the way. 533 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,790 You can't do that to mom and dad. - No, that will kill them. 534 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,834 You cannot abandon them. - Are you completely crazy? 535 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,994 At first I wasn't allowed to marry Charles, and now I'm not allowed to leave? 536 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,518 Naturally. You are the youngest. That also gives you duties. 537 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,956 What kind of duties? - To stay. 538 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,837 At the table. How happy I am to see you. 539 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,037 I missed you guys so much. - We have you too. 540 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,158 I'm going back to my leg of lamb. 541 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:44,991 What? 542 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:51,120 My parting gift turned out to be a cruise to Tahiti for two people. 543 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,354 You don't refuse that. - Your mother doesn't want to travel anymore. 544 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,951 Exchanged for vouchers for the most beautiful places in France. 545 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,670 In our country you can really do that discover happiness in life. 546 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,116 Whatever they say about it... 547 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,399 we are really spoiled here. - Don't you agree? 548 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,474 Don't take it personally, but I have trouble with France. 549 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,157 Odile and I have therefore decided to leave for Israel. 550 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,356 To leave? - Yes, Mom. We're leaving. 551 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,512 We're leaving too. - Who's leaving? 552 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,830 Isabelle, Laure and me. 553 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,150 All to Israel? - No. 554 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,994 Chao and I are going to China. - China? 555 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,630 We are going to Algeria. - You guys are completely crazy. 556 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,475 That country is changing. Never heard of the bikini revolution? 557 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,597 The bikini revolution? What is that? 558 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,639 Brave women wear bikinis on the beach. 559 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,235 They need a lawyer like me. 560 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,873 Great. 561 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,072 And you, Charles? To Abidjan? - No. 562 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,511 I want at least 5000 kilometers being away from my father. 563 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,956 We're going to Bombay. - Bombay? 564 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,879 To do What? - A great position awaits me there. 565 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,911 I am making a career in Bollywood. 566 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,873 A black person in India. That doesn't make any sense. 567 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,995 And what about your organic halal company? Wasn't that a success? 568 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,949 No bank would lend them money. Do you understand it better now, Dad? 569 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,550 Then I won't see my grandchildren anymore. - Yes. 570 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:26,395 We're coming for Christmas. - Once a year is not enough. 571 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,831 Come to us. - We're tired of traveling. 572 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,551 I hope you guys are not under pressure leave your husband. 573 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,399 Claude... - We can decide that ourselves. 574 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:42,555 It's not against France. But our future here is not easy. 575 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,070 Not easy? Am I hearing that right? 576 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:49,871 Do you think it's easier there? Come on, we've heard enough. 577 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,956 Don't take it the wrong way, Claude. 578 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,715 That's the pinnacle. - Then how should I record it? 579 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,912 What have we done wrong, Claude? - I have no idea. 580 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,034 'Not so easy in France.' If they want to leave, then they go. 581 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,637 Didn't sleep well? Me, too. 582 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,191 Is it the mattresses now? or the family gatherings? 583 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:26,036 I slept well, but I have back problems because the work is so hard. 584 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,231 That must be lumbago. - Embargo? 585 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,638 Come along to the pharmacy. I still have to buy antidepressants. 586 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,671 That will do you good. - Please. 587 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,113 Pastor. It's not okay? - Yes, S�gol�ne. 588 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,756 An entire season in two days 'Game of Thrones'. I'm devastated. 589 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,311 I need something quickly, otherwise the mass won't work. 590 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,116 Vitamin C? - No, something stronger. Although it shouldn't be that way. 591 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,558 Do we have to go to mass every time? I know now. 592 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,951 Hail Mary, Jean-Luc... 593 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,549 Stop it, we're doing it for my mother. 594 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,350 I have also converted. - Have you become Jewish? 595 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,870 Don't tell mom and dad. Because... 596 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,670 No, that's collective suicide. Okay�? 597 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,669 Is everyone there? - Chao is getting the kids. 598 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,834 Arash isn't there either. - A Muslim does not go to mass. 599 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,074 He wanted to celebrate Easter with his Christian brothers. 600 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,270 Go find him. - I? 601 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,716 Christian brothers... 602 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,994 This is our last Easter Mass together. 603 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,551 No, hey... He's going to blow up the whole church. 604 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,314 Look... 605 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,677 What is he doing now? 606 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,717 Call the police, he is wearing a bomb belt. 607 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,794 Hurry, it's a suicide bomber. - No, that's a support belt. 608 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,958 He has lumbago, daddy. Lumbago. 609 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,230 Leave it to me, I'm a dentist. 610 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:27,110 He took a big hit. I'm sorry, it was a misunderstanding. 611 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,750 I'll examine him. - Luckily you're a doctor. 612 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,036 Are you okay, sir? 613 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,919 He tore it down. 614 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,959 Poor Arash. On the run from bombs he is attacked by a madman. 615 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,117 Dad is crazy, I always told you so. 616 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,073 That's also a reason I'm leaving. - What do you mean? 617 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:55,110 Because of that climate of distrust. - Sorry, but if you have a head like that... 618 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:59,950 don't take a support belt, just a painkiller. That makes sense. 619 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,636 Glad you could come so quickly. 620 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,791 Is the mass finished? - Yes, I was in shape. 621 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,759 Coffee? - No, I'm already quite hyper. 622 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,634 Where is Arash? I still have a whole season of 'Gomorrah' left. 623 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,239 In the drawing room. 624 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,317 I'm checking to see if you've broken a tooth. 625 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,512 Don't struggle. - There is a lot of tartar. 626 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,629 What happened? - I misunderstood his support belt. 627 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,831 I want to go back to Kabul. - To Kabul? 628 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,071 Yes, he wants to go back home. 629 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,870 See? Even migrants want to leave France. 630 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,274 Wonderful. 631 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,911 Viviane, I've been thinking. I've had enough of this love at a distance. 632 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,829 I'll come soon. - With a tourist visa for one month. 633 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,998 Then you have to go back. A month is too short, honey. 634 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,470 What should we do then? - I have a solution. 635 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,525 We get married, then you can stay in France. 636 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,876 To marry? That's not possible. 637 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:04,830 We're lesbians, they're killing us. - Never heard of gay marriage? 638 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,312 This is possible thanks to the Taubira law. - The Taubira law? What is that? 639 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,080 Mom, where are you? - In her room. 640 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,629 I'm coming. 641 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:19,158 Aren't you coming to say goodbye, Mom? - I'm very tired. 642 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:25,514 You guys go ahead. I don't know when and if we will see each other again. 643 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,274 Of course we'll see each other again. 644 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,834 Certainly? - Naturally. 645 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,276 I'm not being ghosted. - What's that? 646 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,285 A childhood expression before breaking contact.