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What?

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Mm.

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What do you think?

4
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I just...

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Go on.

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I just...
- Go on.

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I...

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I just can't believe you did that.

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I know.

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So good to see you.
- We're over the moon.

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Hey, good to see you.
- Love the shirt.

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Who is that?

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Ooh, is this a, uh...
- Don't. Come on.

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Ooh!

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Thank you.

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What's happened with the priest?

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Oh, pretty.
- Hi. Oh.

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Nothing.

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Oh, so good of you to come and get me.

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Get you?
- Uh, see me.

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Hi, Jake.
- Where's Claire?

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Just there.

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Your dad's just down there.

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Nice skirts.

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Do you need me to say
anything emotional about today?

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No, no. We're good.
- I think we're alright, thanks.

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Do you want tequila? I'm gonna get one.
- Hi. Nice to...

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How was Klare?

29
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Well, he's crazy about me

30
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so that's a nightmare.
- Nightmare.

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He's back to Finland today anyway,
which is good.

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It's fine. It's totally fine.
- Sounds like it's fine.

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It is.

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It's gonna be a lovely day, isn't it?
- I'm afraid so.

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This is my very interesting friend Daniel,
who's deaf.

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I picked him up
at a student gallery opening.

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Utterly fascinating.

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Can't hear a thing but is a fabulous
physical communicator

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through hands and lips.

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Oh! Oh...

41
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Oh, I love that.

42
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And this is
my extraordinary friend Francine.

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She's a lesbian.

44
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And this is Asif,
my bisexual Syrian refugee friend

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who you haven't actually met yet, darling.
- Hi.

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And, Asif, this is, um...

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Oh, my God. This is...

48
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This is... God, how extraordinary.
I just... I always call you "darling."

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This is the love of my life.

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Hi.

51
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Is there somewhere I can put this?
- We said no presents!

52
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Oh, you're such a sweetheart.

53
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She's a natural rule breaker.

54
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Not today.
- No.

55
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Ah, well, I've been trying
to get rid of it for ages, so...

56
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Oh.

57
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Thank you.

58
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I'm going to open it over a bin
so I've got somewhere to put the paper.

59
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Um, come with me.

60
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Uh, are you short on staff or what?

61
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Do you need me, or...?
- No.

62
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I just wondered if you had
a little show planned.

63
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What?
- Well, you normally do.

64
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And I wondered if there was anything
I might need to know about

65
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that might happen later.

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No.

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Good.

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Well, let me know
if you change your mind

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because today is the most
important day of my life.

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And I love your father very much.

71
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And I imagine you'd rather have me
looking after him

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in the years to come
than having to do it yourself.

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So, no more miscarriages.

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It's worth a lot, so...

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Thank you.

76
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I'll go and put her
straight back on her shelf.

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D'you know, I often thought it strange
that of all my pieces

78
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you chose to take her.

79
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Why?
- She was based on your mother.

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So nice to have her back in the house.

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Oh.
- Oh, fuck!

82
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Oh! God. Fuck, you're here.
- Oh, Jesus.

83
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I thought you were a fox.

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You're not.
- No. Are you...

85
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I didn't know you were...
- No, no, I'm fine. Sorry. I...

86
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No, I just didn't want to...
I'm practicing the homily.

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How's it going?
- Not good. Not good.

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I can't, I can't...

89
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You look lovely.

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Thank you. So do you.

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Wait till you see me in the full... shebang.

92
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You're gonna lose your fucking mind.

93
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We just need to get through this bit,
and then we can...

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We can...
- Yeah.

95
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Better get changed.
- Yeah.

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Good luck.

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Oh, my God.
- What?

98
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You have lipstick all...
- Oh, fucking hell.

99
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That would not look good. Is it gone?

100
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Where?

101
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Oh, fucking hell.

102
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I don't know, I don't know...

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Oh, I don't know what this feeling is.

104
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Is it God, or is it me?
- I don't know.

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I don't know.

106
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Fuck you, then.

107
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Where's your priest?
- Oh. I don't know.

108
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You OK?

109
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Yes, well, um... I hate my husband

110
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and the man I love is on his way to Finland,
so pretty weird.

111
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Oh, way to upstage the bride!

112
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Tried my best.

113
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Cute dress.

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Oh, look!

115
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Whoo!

116
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This is our very chic priest.
- Oh, good, I was aiming for chic.

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Particularly good around the, uh...
- Thank you.

118
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Father, you remember Martin.

119
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Hey, how you doing, man?
- Bit nervous, Martin.

120
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Do you know Jake?

121
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Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?
- Father.

122
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And this is my very interesting friend Lucy,
who is a surrogate.

123
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- Hello, Interesting Lucy.
- Weird.

124
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And this is my unstable step-daughter

125
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who's had a miscarriage.
- Nice to see you again.

126
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You, too.
- But you knew that. You were there.

127
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It was my miscarriage.

128
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What?

129
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It was my fucking miscarriage.

130
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Yes, I thought you'd find that funny.

131
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How interesting.
- She was just covering for me.

132
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We were pregnant?
- For a few weeks, yes.

133
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It was my baby?
- Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage?

134
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No. Sorry.

135
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Wait, what the fuck is going on here?
It-it was my baby?

136
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I guess it was your baby's way of saying
it didn't want you as its father.

137
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Like a goldfish out of the bowl
sort of thing.

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Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage

139
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could you take it to the kitchen, please?

140
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No. Don't follow me, Jake.

141
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Oh, and this is over.

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Ah!

143
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Ooh.

144
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You're leaving me.
- No, no, no.

145
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Yes!
- Are you drunk?

146
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Yes.
- Are you sober?

147
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A bit. Could you just fuck off...

148
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Oh, absolutely not.
- OK, no, no.

149
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I'm staying right here.

150
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I want you to leave me.
- Listen to me. I just, I have...

151
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I think he has a little speech.
- I have a little speech

152
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that's building here.

153
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Now, I know you look at me and you see
a bad man with a big beard.

154
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You are an alcoholic,
and you tried it on with my sister.

155
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Fine. I tried to kiss your sister
on her birthday.

156
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- My birthday!
- Fine!

157
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I mix up birthdays,
and I have an alcohol problem

158
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just like everyone else
in this fucking country!

159
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But I am here, and I do things.

160
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I pick up Jake from shit.

161
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I make dessert for Easter.

162
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I organise the downstairs toilet.

163
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I fired the humming cleaner.

164
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You enjoyed that.
- I hoover the car.

165
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I put up all your certificates

166
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and I don't make you feel guilty
for not having sex with me.

167
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I am not a bad guy!

168
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I just have a bad personality.
It's not my fault.

169
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Some people are born
with fucked personalities.

170
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Look at Jake.

171
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He is so creepy. It's not his fault.

172
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Why the bassoon?

173
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You want to know what the bassoon is?

174
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It's a cry for help!

175
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The main fucking problem here
is that you don't like me.

176
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And that has been breaking
my fucking heart for 11 years.

177
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I love you. I make you laugh.

178
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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.

179
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You said that that was
the most important thing!

180
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I think the thing that you hate the most
about yourself

181
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is that you actually love me.

182
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So, I am not going to leave you

183
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until you are down on your knees

184
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and begging me.

185
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Please leave me!

186
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Oh, man.

187
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I didn't think you'd do that in that dress.

188
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Right. Well...

189
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I guess the only thing left
for me to say is...

190
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Fuck you.

191
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Fuck you.

192
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What have you done with him?
- Who?

193
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Your father.

194
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,355
The wedding is about to start
and no one can find him anywhere.

195
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Um...
- Can you do something?

196
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Please. Please.

197
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Please.

198
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Garden.
- Upstairs.

199
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OK.

200
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,920
Dad?

201
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Dad.

202
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I can't get out.

203
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OK, Dad, you can.

204
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,400
I can't. It's a trap.

205
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,394
I'm stuck.
- No. Dad...

206
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,909
J-Just, there's nothing I can do.
- Everyone will understand.

207
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,880
Just give them all a bottle to take home.
Honestly, they will be relieved.

208
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My foot... is stuck.

209
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,800
Oh.

210
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,954
"Everyone will understand"?

211
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840
Um...

212
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,237
W-Will you help me, please?
- Oh.

213
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How is it stuck?
- Just help me get it out.

214
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I'm going to be in so much trouble.

215
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,952
What are you doing up here?
- I'm...

216
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I just remembered that I had left a...
a friendly mousetrap

217
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up here a few weeks ago,
and I hadn't checked it

218
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and I just wanted to make sure

219
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that one little chap
hadn't got, uh, trapped in it

220
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and was, uh...
was suffocating up here.

221
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Like...

222
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Think I've worked out what we need to do.
- Well, let's do it.

223
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Do it.

224
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Darling.

225
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I'll do it if you tell me
why you're up here.

226
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,554
Just one honest answer.

227
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,394
I... What? What, I...

228
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,640
I don't think...

229
00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:07,869
One full sentence.

230
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I was checking on the mouse.

231
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Dad.

232
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,656
Do you wanna make a run for it?

233
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,456
I can smuggle you out
in one of Mum's dresses.

234
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You would, as well.

235
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,031
No, I-I know she's not...

236
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everyone's cup of tea.

237
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,393
And neither are you, darling.

238
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I mean, I'm sorry...

239
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I love you, but I'm not sure
that I like you all the time.

240
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Sorry.

241
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,680
Hey, you created this monster.

242
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You're not the way you are because of me.

243
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I know.

244
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,392
You're the way you are because of her.

245
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And it's those bits
that you need to cling to.

246
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,672
Alright, can you get my shoe out?

247
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,196
I just want you all to be proud of me.

248
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,350
We are proud of you, Dad.

249
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,440
You have two daughters who love you,
even if you don't like them.

250
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,631
I like Claire.

251
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,718
Jesus, Dad!

252
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,518
Thank you.
- OK...

253
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880
Come on.

254
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,833
I-I don't think I can go...

255
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,674
Come on. Buck up.

256
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,669
Smiles, charm. Off we go.

257
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,317
I think you know how to love
better than any of us.

258
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,715
That's why you find it all so painful.

259
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,475
I don't find it painful.

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There, there, there.

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OK, go, go, go.

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OK, Dad.

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No, don't. Stay with me.

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Stay, stay.

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Hi.

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Darling.

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Sorry.

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Good afternoon, everybody.

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Thank you for coming today
to celebrate the love between

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these two very special people.

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Before we start, uh, Jake has asked
to play another piece on his bassoon.

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I can't do this reading.

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Don't do it.
- What?

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I'll do it.
You go and get him.

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I can't go and get him.

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Why not?
- It's too late.

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I can't leave my father's wedding.

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He's called "Klare" for God's sake

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and he's already at the airport anyway.

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Well, there you go.

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Is it "running through the airport"
kind of love?

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I'm not going to the airport.

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He'd think I was insane.
- Yeah.

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I'm just saying...
- The airport?

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How would I even find him?

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You can't get through security
without a boarding pass.

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No, I wasn't suggesting that...
- I'd have to buy a dummy ticket

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just to get through the gate.

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I don't know when his flight is
or which terminal.

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Imagine if I knew that.
Imagine him finding out I knew all that.

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Imagine if he was just in Boots
buying a pair of tweezers

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in Terminal Five,
and suddenly I was there.

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"Hello, Klare."

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Yeah. OK, that would be intense.

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The only person
I'd run through an airport for is you.

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Thank you, Jake,
for that beautiful bassoon piece

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uh, written specially for today.

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I believe it's called...

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"Where's Claire?"

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I think what you guys are doing is amazing.

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Sorry...

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Phew! Fuck me.

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Sorry. Didn't get much sleep last night.

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So, it turns out it's quite hard to come up
with something original to say about love

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but I've had a go.

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Love is awful.

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It's awful.

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It's painful.

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It's frightening.

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It makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself.

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Distance yourself
from the other people in your life.

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It makes you selfish.

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It makes you creepy!

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It makes you obsessed with your hair.

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It makes you cruel!

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It makes you say and do things
you never thought you would do!

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There's something wrong with your priest.

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It's all any of us want,
and it's hell when we get there!

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So no wonder it's something
we don't want to do on our own.

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I was taught, if we're born with love

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then life is about choosing
the right place to put it.

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People talk about that a lot,
it feeling right.

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"When it feels right, it's easy."

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But I'm not sure that's true.

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It takes strength to know what's right.

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And love isn't something
that weak people do.

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Being a romantic
takes a hell of a lot of hope.

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I think what they mean is...

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when you find somebody that you love...

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it feels like hope.

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Go out the side way.

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Now.

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So thank you for bringing us
all together here today.

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To take words from this book of love...

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"Be strong and take heart

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all you who hope in the Lord."

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00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,149
Um, let's get on with the big bit.

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Oh. There you are.

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Hi.

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00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Huh.

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00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,398
Ah...

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00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,160
Oh, uh...

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Oh, fuck it.

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00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Thank you.

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Mm.

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00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,396
And thank you.

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00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,515
Oh, the, uh, priest is looking for you.

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00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640
Oh.

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Don't break his heart.

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00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,776
Oh, well, thank you so much...
- Hiya.

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00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,712
Oh, are you leaving?
- Oh, actually, well...

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00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,310
I thought you were...
- I was changing.

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00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,631
Oh, yeah.
- What do you do? Do you get the...

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00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,513
Get the bus, or...?
- Yeah, I get the bus.

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00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,273
On the road?
- Just on the road.

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00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,595
I get on the bus.
- Cool.

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00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,037
OK.
- Well, bye, my daughter.

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00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,359
Bye, Father.

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00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,949
Bye, Father.

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00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,400
"Bye, Father."

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00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,270
Goodbye.
- Bye.

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00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,873
You nailed it.

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00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,550
They always lie.
It'll magically come in a minute.

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00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
Yeah.

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00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,273
They're really into each other, those two.

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00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,840
It's nice.
- They really pulled it off.

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00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,680
Was your sister OK? She seemed...
- Yeah. She, um...

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00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,518
Bit on edge.
- She's run off to a work thing.

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00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,040
Wow. Dedicated.

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00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,759
Addicted.

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It's God, isn't it?

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00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840
Yeah.

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Damn.

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00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960
Damn.

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00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,719
You know, the worst thing is...

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that I fucking love you.

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00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,520
I love you.

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00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,470
No, no, don't.

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00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,640
No, let's just leave that out there,
just for a second on its own.

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00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,320
I love you.

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00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,560
It'll pass.

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00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,600
This bus is not magically coming.
- I think I'll walk.

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00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,354
OK.

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00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,960
Uh, see you Sunday?

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00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,950
I'm joking, you're never ever allowed
in my church again.

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00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
I love you, too.

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00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600
OK.

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00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,080
Ugh.

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00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,000
♪ I just kept hoping ♪

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00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,549
♪ I just kept hoping ♪

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00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,110
♪ The way would become clear... ♪

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00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,230
He went that way.

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00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,234
♪ I spent all this time ♪

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00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,478
♪ Trying to play, now ♪

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00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,840
♪ I found my way here ♪

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00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,755
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time ♪

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00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,800
♪ But it feels so nice ♪

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00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,237
♪ To know I'm gonna be alright ♪

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00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,674
♪ So I just kept dreaming ♪

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00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,154
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪

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00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,072
♪ It wasn't very hard ♪

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00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,074
♪ I spent all this time ♪

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00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,271
♪ Trying to figure out why ♪

404
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,876
♪ Nobody on my side ♪

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00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,675
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time ♪

406
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,510
♪ And it feels so nice ♪

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00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,236
♪ To know I'm gonna be alright ♪

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00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,915
♪ Now, if I wanted to ♪

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00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,870
♪ I'd be ♪

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00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:11,559
♪ Alright. ♪