1 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,701 Hey everyone. 2 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,311 I just wanted to thank you again for taking the weekend 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,444 to write up your intention statements for the month. 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:11,968 I think it will really help us 5 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,664 stay focused on our missions. 6 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,492 And really just one thing... 7 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,190 I haven't actually received any of your statements 8 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,887 and the deadline was last night. 9 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,648 Uh... I think that kind of was our statement. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,111 Yeah. One of the dogs in the kennel ate mine. 11 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,792 Wait. Guys, do you not say that in America? 12 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:28,418 I thought I'd at least get a titter. 13 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:30,029 Titter? 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,964 So, guys, at the leadership seminar at the Four Seasons... 15 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,249 The Four Seasons. 16 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,294 We know. We know. 17 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,860 Yes, it's the Four Seasons. We've heard. 18 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,340 Charcuterie. 19 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,429 One of the key takeaways was that writing things down 20 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,562 helps to actualize them. 21 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:44,348 Were there gherkins on the charcuterie board? 22 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,740 I don't remember. 23 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,438 It was less than a week ago. 24 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,917 Officers, please keep this channel clear 25 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,745 for official field business. 26 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,139 Yes, of course. So sorry. 27 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,704 Okay. So, intention statements. 28 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,316 There were gherkins. 29 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:58,448 Emily, remember you sent me that picture of you by the spread? 30 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:00,059 There were gherkins. 31 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,994 Ooh, I'm looking at another cool one of you by the raw bar. 32 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,540 Okay, so here right now, 33 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:06,761 this is a perfect example of wandering attention. 34 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:08,371 Apropos of absolutely nothing, 35 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:11,462 people will no longer be able to borrow my three-hole punch. 36 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,116 I've attached it to my desk with max gauge cable. 37 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,118 Sad that it's come to this. 38 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,990 Okay. Wrapping up intention statements will keep us focused. 39 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,254 Please have yours done by lunch. Thank you. 40 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,295 Well that's not happening. 41 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,682 Can I ask you something? 42 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,945 Nah. I'm really enjoying the vibe of the truck right now. 43 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,512 I've got a bit of a girlfriend situation. 44 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:03,513 Nope! 45 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,995 We've got our first real power struggle 46 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,606 and I think it's really important that I get this right 47 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:12,566 because this long distance thing is hard, you know? 48 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,656 I really have to insist on your mentorship. 49 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:17,354 You can't have non-consensual mentorship. 50 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,226 She was planning to come here for a couple weeks 51 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:23,316 at the end of the month but now she wants me to fly to her. 52 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,969 Which doesn't seem like a big deal 53 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,623 but this is the third time in a row 54 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:29,105 that I have gone to her and she's still never come here 55 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,107 and it's starting to feel like a pattern. 56 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:34,980 It's Austria. 57 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:35,807 She wants to start in the low country... 58 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:36,894 Dear God, stop! 59 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,287 I knew you'd crack. 60 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,419 Ugh. Okay. You wanna know if there's a pattern? 61 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,594 Yes, there's a pattern. 62 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,813 And there's a frequent flyer mile heist. 63 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,424 Don't go to Austria. 64 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:48,863 And if Camila wants a puppet, then she should go to... uh... 65 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,257 I don't actually know where you'd get a puppet out there. 66 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,302 Wouldn't it just be online like everywhere else? 67 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,610 Look, bottom line, Camila needs to come here. 68 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:56,784 Fair is fair. 69 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,264 Okay. You're sure? 70 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,764 Of course, I'm sure. I'm sure about everything. 71 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,006 Does a bear debate whether it's gonna pounce on a deer? 72 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,443 No. It just kills it. 73 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,401 Human beings overthink everything. 74 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:08,710 Right. And Camila's obviously not the deer? 75 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:12,322 The trip is the deer. And you're killing Austria. 76 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:26,553 Can I say something? As your partner... 77 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,358 Oh, this sounds like you've been sitting on something. 78 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:29,252 You mutter sing. 79 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:31,688 Mutter sing? That bugs you? 80 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,517 Yeah. Yeah. I... it does. 81 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,954 It's like when I hook up with a guy 82 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:39,130 and he touches me all hesitant and light. Ugh. 83 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,089 Or like when you've got a sneeze that's tickling 84 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,612 the inside of your nose and it won't come out. 85 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,657 It's so annoying. 86 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,398 Okay. Those are some very specific examples. 87 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,313 Yeah. I... I decided last week 88 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,879 that if you did it again I'd say something. 89 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,664 Well, message received. No more singing. 90 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,056 - No! - No, it's fine. 91 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,580 I want you to sing. I want... 92 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,277 I just want you to sing it like you mean it, man. 93 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,410 Do you mean it? 94 00:03:57,498 --> 00:04:01,196 ♪ Let the midnight special 95 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,503 ♪ shine the light on me. 96 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:04,678 Yeah, you don't mean it. 97 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,376 - Well, I have a bad voice. - Yeah. 98 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,813 I was actually fishing for a “no you don't ”. 99 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,425 Truck 8. Report of a loose raccoon. 100 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:14,992 Our Lady of Loreto Church, 2195 West 41st Avenue. 101 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,951 Truck 8 responding. 102 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,215 Damnit. Now I'm doing everything meekly. 103 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,439 Truck 12. Report to a distressed cow 104 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:30,094 at the University of Washington. 4397 West 2nd Avenue. 105 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,487 Truck 12 responding. 106 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:34,534 A cow at UW. I wonder what this is about. 107 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,623 It's always the same thing. 108 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,932 For the last time, do not bring a cow up the stairs 109 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,587 because cows do not like to go down the stairs. 110 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:47,461 There's an entire chapter in your fraternity manual on it. 111 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,811 It's all pictures. Would've taken you 20 seconds. 112 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:50,725 Is that a White Russian? 113 00:04:50,726 --> 00:04:51,768 Yeah. Straight from the cow. 114 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,075 - May I? - Yeah. 115 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,993 Do not milk the cow. 116 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,301 I'm talking to you, guy with the bowl of cereal. 117 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,520 So how do we get it out of here? 118 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,348 We create a tranquil environment 119 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,568 and that starts with me not yelling 120 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:11,571 but I am so annoyed that I'm back here. 121 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:14,138 The cow has to relax, and when it does, 122 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,706 it will walk out on its own down those stairs. 123 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,362 We just need to keep our voices down. 124 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,844 Templeton! Templeton! 125 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,194 Templeton! Templeton! Templeton! 126 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,500 Let my people go! 127 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:27,196 Templeton! Templeton! 128 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:28,283 What is happening? 129 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,514 You know what? 130 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,492 Um... I'm gonna hang back and write my intention statement. 131 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:43,733 You go on ahead. 132 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:44,953 Good one. 133 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,563 No, no, no. I really... I really should do it. 134 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,044 And you can handle this one, right? 135 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,742 You worried you're gonna burst into flames if we go in there? 136 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,135 Don't worry, it's gonna be a quick trip. 137 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,746 God won't even notice. 138 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,538 Victoria. Hey, it's nice to see you. 139 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,195 Templeton! Templeton! Templeton! 140 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,196 Quiet! 141 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,897 My brothers get a little excited when alumni show up. 142 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,158 What, did someone call you or something? 143 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,073 Yeah. BZM bat-phone. 144 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:21,467 I'm a bit of a mentor fixer for the boys. 145 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,905 Ah, listen. If you guys wanna take off and grab a long lunch, 146 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,341 precinct 2-2 style, 147 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,777 I can take over from here. 148 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,865 I'm not leaving until that cow walks outta here. 149 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,998 I love the passivity of that but I'm not quite sure 150 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,303 we have that kind of time. 151 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,568 The chapter's hosting the annual Fall Ball tonight 152 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:37,526 and it is the event of the Pan-Hellenic calendar. 153 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:40,486 Let me put this in a way you can understand, Templeton. 154 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,313 If that cow doesn't walk down the stairs 155 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,576 they're gonna have to cancel it. 156 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:45,927 Uh, that's punitive, and frankly, outrageous. 157 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,992 And I'm gonna be certain to do everything in my power 158 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,801 to not break 73 drunken hearts. 159 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,676 And the raccoon ran through this pew 160 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:58,721 and up into the choir room. 161 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,362 Thank you Father. We'll take it from here. 162 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:04,380 It's good to see you, Victoria. Really good. 163 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,820 Okay. I'll bite. How do you know that priest? 164 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:14,608 We actually share the same dentist. 165 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,478 I've never once squeezed the body part of someone 166 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,829 with whom I've shared a dentist. 167 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,484 So, that's a lie and not a particularly creative one. 168 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:28,752 No... you... did you have a thing with that priest? 169 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,538 No, but I did have sex with him. 170 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,930 Yup. 171 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,150 Attention all units. It is now 10 past one. 172 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:38,849 I'm gonna go ahead and give you all a 30-minute grace period 173 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,496 to send in your intention statements... 174 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,245 Hello? All units? 175 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,552 Any units? 176 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,250 Truck 12? 177 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:49,859 Frank? 178 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,909 Ugh! 179 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,346 Really? Is this necessary? 180 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,955 Yes. 181 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,175 No, I'm not talking about you and the father in there. 182 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,569 Wow. You're really clutching your pearls on this one. 183 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,223 You usually love free-spirited Victoria. 184 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,573 Well, I come from a very religious family. 185 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,879 It's not this religion exactly but we have a lot of gods, 186 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,315 a bunch of them are very spiteful. 187 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,797 Okay. It's just sex in a confessional. 188 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:14,884 Shh! 189 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:16,973 I don't even know what this means 190 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,494 but it's in a bunch of Scorsese movies. 191 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,890 You are so repressed. You can't sing above a whisper. 192 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,501 You have arbitrary taboos. 193 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,894 It's not arbitrary. 194 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,635 This is societal, this is a societal taboo. 195 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,637 Can we just go in and get the raccoon... please? 196 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,334 Just keep your distance from me, okay? 197 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,946 I don't want any guilt by association. 198 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,126 It's just a few stairs, it really is. 199 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,344 I'll be right next to you the whole time. 200 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,781 I'll be talking like this. 201 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,760 Frank? I just got off the phone with the chancellor 202 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,393 and I'm happy to report with a little cajoling 203 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,786 he has approved a crane. 204 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,178 You wanna airlift the cow? 205 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,137 Totally safe. 206 00:08:49,138 --> 00:08:50,311 I don't know if you know this about cows 207 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,008 but they're nervous fliers. 208 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:54,576 Actually, brother Steve's got some edibles that could help. 209 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,622 Have you guys been talking to each other? 210 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,494 Are you backing the crane play, Judas? 211 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,886 It's just that, you know, 212 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:03,454 it's been an hour and the cow hasn't actually moo-ved. 213 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,195 You guys ever seen an 800-pound animal 214 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:08,504 fall 40 feet to concrete? It's a cow gut slip and slide. 215 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,593 What are you doing? Impressionable minds, Frank. 216 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,291 Can we keep this PG21, please? 217 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,379 There's one right answer here and it's mine. 218 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,207 The cow walks outta here. 219 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,861 Could I just touch up her stencils? 220 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,909 No! Go to your rooms! Go to your rooms, boys. Go. 221 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,781 Yeah, he could be a little gruff. 222 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,307 Aw, I'll take that. 223 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,962 - Kitten bath? - Yeah. 224 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,661 Is this about Shred? 225 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,270 Uh no, actually. 226 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,578 Shred has a girlfriend so I had to let that go. 227 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,059 Nobody sent me their intentions. 228 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,062 So... they don't take me seriously. 229 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:49,239 They don't take you seriously? Look at this. 230 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,372 They used bolt cutters. 231 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,215 Do you hear that? That's a raccoon. 232 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:58,685 How'd he get up there? 233 00:09:58,772 --> 00:09:59,642 I don't know. 234 00:09:59,643 --> 00:10:01,383 Maybe up the third octave flue pipe. 235 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:03,864 Huh? 236 00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:05,779 The big pipe up there. 237 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,431 No, you just said third octave flue pipe very specifically 238 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,695 like you know what that is. 239 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,653 It was a lucky guess. 240 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,828 How do you know so much about organs? 241 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,657 No. You know what? Okay. 242 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,661 I didn't want you to get any more scandalized but... 243 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,142 the truth is... 244 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,492 the priest and I made sweet, sweet love on this organ. 245 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:28,104 And part of our dirty talk was very specific and technical 246 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,411 with regards to the instrument. 247 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,111 You're lying. 248 00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:35,416 No. 249 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,418 And as partners we swore to always tell the... 250 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,638 Okay, fine! 251 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,610 Well, I didn't see that coming. 252 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,526 I play the organ. Okay? And I go to church. 253 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,967 Oh, he's out! 254 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,403 He's heading for the confessional! 255 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,761 And that is the real, real reason my mom and sister 256 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,850 don't talk to me anymore. 257 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,894 Thanks Kyle for that powerful share. 258 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,591 And how about you, how you doing? 259 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,856 Good. I feel like I'm doing good. 260 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,641 Actually, you guys are all getting so real here, I just... 261 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:27,947 Hmm. Incoming. 262 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,689 Kyle, give him the council stick. 263 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,751 I guess I do have something that's bugging me. 264 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,086 Camila, that's my girlfriend, she wants to cancel her trip 265 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,349 out here and she wants me to go visit her in Austria. 266 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,787 But I'm thinking about saying no 267 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,266 and telling her she needs to come here. 268 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,225 Okay. 269 00:11:44,226 --> 00:11:45,443 What? 270 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,617 Well, have you thought about asking yourself 271 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,315 why you're turning this into a power play? 272 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,273 Because I don't wanna set a pattern. 273 00:11:49,274 --> 00:11:50,622 A pattern? 274 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,102 This is... this is a relationship, not a carpet. 275 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,713 This is about opening yourself 276 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,455 to the very tender chasm of intimacy. 277 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,676 Step into the goo, man. It's where the good stuff is. 278 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,333 What, are you pledging this place, Fred? 279 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,988 No. We were just rapping about Camila. 280 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,206 Yeah, I already gave you the answer. 281 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,469 Tell her to come here. 282 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,906 Great American Frank, everybody. 283 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,821 Always right and always letting you know. 284 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,039 So, you think I should go to Camila then? 285 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,477 Well, unlike Frank, I like to hear everyone's opinion. 286 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,348 So, why don't we put this out to the council? 287 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,176 Go to Camila. 288 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,003 For sure. 289 00:12:23,004 --> 00:12:24,568 So romantic. 290 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,614 Well, like all decisions made by committee, 291 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,008 this one is exactly wrong. 292 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:32,228 And Shred, you can't possibly be considering major life advice 293 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:36,016 from a guy who's got a framed poster of his DUI. 294 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,669 Nice job, Prince Harry. 295 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,454 Alright. I need you guys to leave the premises. 296 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,979 Just a reminder, doors open for the party in, like, four hours. 297 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,980 Yes, they do. 298 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,721 But right now we're trying to de-escalate 299 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,115 so when you're done being right, 300 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,335 the crane will be outside, ready and waiting. 301 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,599 It's okay, buddy. 302 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,384 So, just so we're clear on this... 303 00:12:57,385 --> 00:13:00,474 you would rather have me think that you had sex with the priest 304 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,041 than tell me that you go to church. 305 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,999 Church is really off-brand for me. 306 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,218 And what about the organ? 307 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,698 There's a lot of pieces to the Victoria puzzle today. 308 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,832 Hang tight, Rocky. 309 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,661 Faith and church was just something that I grew up with. 310 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,967 I went with my family 311 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,884 and now I'm 7,000 miles from home, 312 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,103 I don't know, it's just... it's comforting. 313 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,194 Well, I'm happy to hear you can find solace 314 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,283 in something other than polyamorous polypharmaceutical 315 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,719 erotic experiences. 316 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,852 Though I do love those stories. 317 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,770 Yeah. See, it's not like an either or type thing with me. 318 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,727 Can you not tell anyone about this? 319 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,294 This most wholesome detail about your personal life? 320 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,687 Sure. 321 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,602 Okay, good. 322 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:41,690 I did it. 323 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,212 What are you doing? 324 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,085 I let my soul out. Now it's your turn. 325 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,349 - I don't like this. - Yeah, come with me. 326 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,436 Come on. 327 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,182 You know what I want. 328 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,576 I want you to sing it like you mean it, baby. 329 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,366 ♪ Let the midnight special... 330 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,586 ♪ shine the light on me. 331 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,936 Damnit, son. 332 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,460 That's not how we do it at Our Lady of Loreto. 333 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,942 ♪ Let the midnight special... 334 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,510 ♪ shine their ever loving light on me. ♪ 335 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,252 Okay. 336 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,821 ♪ Let the midnight special... 337 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,999 ♪ shine their ever loving light on me. ♪ 338 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,348 Thanks for answering my SOS. 339 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,394 Boss problems? 340 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,134 Yeah. I'm flailing. 341 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,832 I, um... I assigned these intention statements 342 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,617 to get the group focused. 343 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,748 I love that idea. 344 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:44,143 Thanks. But no one's doing them so what do I do? 345 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,101 Fire someone! 346 00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:46,275 What? 347 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,755 Yeah. My first week as supervisor 348 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,626 I fired some guy for being late. 349 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,889 How late was he? 350 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,368 Oh, I don't remember. 351 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,067 But I do remember the look on everyone's face. 352 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,591 They were like, that guy comes off all zen 353 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,288 but really he's loco. 354 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:03,945 Um... no one's really done anything to get fired. 355 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,207 What about dispatch? 356 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,297 Those guys are always up to something. 357 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,733 Um... unfortunately I think everyone's doing 358 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,996 a pretty good job. 359 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,278 Well, you need to shock the troops. 360 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,957 They need to know that they can't mess with you. 361 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,718 Are you comfortable with throwing a full soda can 362 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,742 up against the wall? 363 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,745 A soda explosion speaks volumes. 364 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,139 Maybe I don't have the personality for this. 365 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,098 That's ridiculous. 366 00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:27,621 There's a natural leader inside of you. 367 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,494 You just need to find your own shock and awe and you will. 368 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,800 Do you think so? 369 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,236 I really do. 370 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:37,500 Okay. I'm gonna do it again and this time just follow me down. 371 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,329 Alright? I'm gonna move like this, just follow me down. 372 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,246 No judgements, no reservations, just... here we go. 373 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,378 We're both walking down the stairs. 374 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,816 And, oh look, these stairs are fun! 375 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,209 I called Camila. 376 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,906 How'd it go? 377 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:53,343 Horrible, man. We broke up. 378 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,996 Shred, I told you not to listen to Templeton. 379 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,540 I didn't listen to Templeton. I listened to you. 380 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,652 I told her she had to come here. 381 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:02,830 Oh. Okay. Hey. Um... we don't wanna upset the cow. 382 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,051 I said exactly what you told me to say 383 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,355 and she said it was over. 384 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,009 It all just went south, man. 385 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,925 Okay. It's also important how you say it. 386 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,231 I didn't think... 387 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,320 it would happen like that, man. 388 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,932 Right. Okay. Now you're upsetting the cow and me. 389 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,716 So let's just bring it down. 390 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,587 It's the right thing, right? 391 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,197 Insisting that she come here even though it resulted 392 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,633 in an outcome so much worse 393 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:27,376 than anything I could've possibly imagined? 394 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,030 Yeah. 395 00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:29,248 Why did your voice go up? 396 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,858 You told me it was the right thing to do! 397 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,251 Tell me it was the right thing to do! 398 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,035 I don't know! 399 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:33,993 What do you mean "you don't know"? 400 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,863 Maybe I don't know these things. 401 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,082 I got ghosted one time. 402 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,605 What? 403 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,799 But I didn't even know people your age got ghosted. 404 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,085 What happened, man? 405 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,652 Okay. My last girlfriend, Yasmine. 406 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,089 We were together for about a year. 407 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,179 It was good, it was really good. 408 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,399 Then she went out of town and never came back. 409 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,619 I couldn't get a hold of her, no explanation, that's it. 410 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,055 Nothing. 411 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,363 God. What a black hole of unresolvable pain. 412 00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:01,280 Look, I know I can come on strong with my takes. 413 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,196 And, I guess, lately I've been acting a little more like a- 414 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,067 Emotional bully. 415 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,242 Know it all. 416 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,115 I'm sorry that happened to you. 417 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,029 No, this isn't about me. It's about you. 418 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,901 You just got kicked in the heart. 419 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,468 Oh God. Camila. 420 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,035 I'd forgotten for a sec, Frank. 421 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,080 Shred, I think I steered you wrong. 422 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,778 No, you definitely did. 423 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,433 But you were doing your best, okay? 424 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,130 And yeah, would I have liked to have heard your story 425 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:28,003 of emotional turmoil before? Definitely. 426 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,787 I think context was important on this one. 427 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,789 But... it's okay. 428 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,748 Honestly, I'm not even sure I'm right about the cow now. 429 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,316 There's actually a pretty strong consensus outside 430 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,717 that you're not right about the cow. 431 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,975 Gentlemen, if you drop this cow, 432 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:48,109 the mess will be something we'll all take to our graves. 433 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,374 And be really careful, this building is historical. 434 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,029 It's just historic. 435 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,556 Hey, the cow came down on its own. 436 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,342 And just like that Shaw's back on the board. 437 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,605 I knew I was right. 438 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,936 I hope she left an upper decker in the president's room. 439 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:15,615 Okay. Okay. So, guys... hey guys. 440 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,748 Um... so we're... we're at the end of the day, this is it. 441 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,709 So if you could just get your intention statements in to me 442 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,754 before you leave, I would really, really appreciate it. 443 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,365 Oh, it's been an incredibly long day. 444 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,801 Can I get it in first thing tomorrow? 445 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,933 Oh yeah. If you're giving out extensions... 446 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,054 Yeah, make it three, please? 447 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,417 Grrr! 448 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,730 Wow. 449 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:51,216 I said sit down and write your intention statements. 450 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:55,263 Okay. No one is leaving this office until my inbox is full. 451 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,308 It's been an incredibly long day. 452 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,700 Can I get it in first thing tomorrow? 453 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:58,701 No! 454 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,618 That was on the stapler, and it hurt, 455 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,751 which is making me even more mad. 456 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:08,147 So the intentions are getting done now. 457 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,202 Did she just lock us in here? 458 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,385 Back door! 459 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,346 Look how long his legs are. 460 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,310 She's laughing... maniacally! 461 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,877 Well, I guess, we gotta do those things. 462 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,576 Does anyone even know what an intention statement is? 463 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,012 She told us, like, a hundred times... but no. 464 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,277 My intention is to watch Top Gun on my phone. 465 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,800 She locked us in, I can't go home. 466 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,324 Alright! 467 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,327 Where is the new bike lock I bought this afternoon? 468 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,765 Seriously? Do I need a lock for my lock? 469 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,469 Hey. 470 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,818 Hey. 471 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,386 What's with the bike lock? 472 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:16,606 Oh. I kinda locked everyone inside. 473 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,042 Uh... no one sent in their intention statements. 474 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,176 Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry. 475 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,308 I've been working on that, uh, but... 476 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,875 I just ended up having one of those days, you know? 477 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,399 Are you okay? 478 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,880 Uh... not really. Me and Camila broke up. 479 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,492 Oh. Oh... I'm so sorry. 480 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,321 Yeah, it's a lot. 481 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,191 Can I turn in my intention statement later? 482 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,193 I'm having these crying jags. 483 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,151 Yeah, of course. Go ahead. 484 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:45,286 Also, if you ever need to talk or anything, I'm here. 485 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,897 I'm actually feeling some welling in my chest 486 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,466 so I think I'm gonna go jump in my rig. 487 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,826 Shock and awe, baby.