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Deus Salve Emperatorum!
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Keep your Dad in your heart.
He'd be so proud of you.
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Salve!
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What are you doing?
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- Everything okay?
- The minister has taken the podium.
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- Then she's late. It's 2:15.
- Cut the music!
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- Can't do that.
- Fence! Now!
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Copy that.
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- What are you doing?
- It is 2:15!
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The minister is on the podium.
You have to hold the music.
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- We've discussed this!
- We did discuss punctuality.
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Yeah, we're on time.
You're running late.
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And you couldn't wait just two minutes?
The schedule is fucked.
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- That is your problem, not ours.
- Typical. Typical!
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And on a day like today!
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There will be repercussions,
believe you me!
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Fucking belligerent lowland stult!
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Uffing bollockheads!
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- Salve, countrymen.
- Salve!
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Salve.
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On this day, 10 years prior,
a ceasefire began.
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A fragile seed of peace was sown
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amidst the bloody turmoil
of civil conflict.
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And under the careful management
of this government,
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the seed grew and grew
and flourished.
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And as weeks became months
became years,
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that little seed grew
into a mighty oak of peace.
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- And yet a ceasefire...
- A decade ago...
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our two nations suspended
a bitter conflict
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that blighted this land for generations.
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And whilst there is still
much to settle...
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And yet a ceasefire,
much like a tree,
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requires maintenance
if it is to flourish.
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And so it is my great privilege
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to announce the new shared stewardship
of this border station,
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- to commemorate these 10 years of peace.
- We hold a shared belief
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that this peace,
for which we fought so hard,
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can only be nurtured
through continued collaboration...
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Cooperation is the only path
toward a brighter tomorrow.
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We pass the flames of peace
to these soldiers!
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So, it falls to these young men
to embody that spirit.
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And thus we hope that
through this gesture, this act of unity...
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...we might enshrine a new bond
with our historied neighbour...
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- and keep at rest...
- ...and keep at bay...
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- ...the demons of the past.
- ...the demons of the past.
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- Indeed, we may come to see...
- Indeed, we may come to learn...
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- ...that it's within our very differences
- ...that it's within our very differences
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- that we find what makes us so alike!
- that we find what makes us so alike!
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- Good luck, boys!
- Good luck, boys!
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- God save the Emperor!
- To Soil and State!
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Deus Salve Emperatorum!
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Private Warne.
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Take it...
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Dirty slapheads.
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Deus Salve Emperatorum!
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Don't you dare.
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Cheeky stult.
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A soldier's life's a dreary life
until his days are done
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He goes out in the black of night
and guards it with the gun
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While friends and sweethearts
go their way
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And city lights do glare...
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Oh, here he is.
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Provision restock: 12.25.
Neither/nor Midway.
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What do you make of that nonsense?
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Any ideas?
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No?
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Anyone tell you
how long we're here for?
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No?
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I'm Arthur.
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Hello?
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We're meant to do the doves together.
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Right.
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That's the whole point.
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Sure.
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You got a name, then, brother?
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You okay?
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You all right out there, mate?
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I'm fine.
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Looks like it.
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How do you even deal
with people like that?
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We got rules in place for a reason.
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Deus Salve Emperatorum!
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Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs...
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Eggs.
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Okay.
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Why'd you touch my eggs?
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I know you can hear me!
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Why'd you touch my eggs?
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Right...
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You lowland piece of prick.
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Oi!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey, get back!
2.4.4.! Get the uff back!
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Unauthorised military encroachment
of national borders.
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It's a 2.4.4.
You know I'm meant to shoot you for that.
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Hey, you listening in there?
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You slapheads just can't help it,
can you?
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This is not your land, okay?
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You don't step through this doorway again.
Understood?
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Why did you touch my eggs?
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You forgot about 'em.
I was doing you an uffing favour.
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I didn't forget nothing.
It's only just gone four hours now.
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- Four hours?
- Yeah. I set an alarm.
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You're trying to give me the egg sickness.
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You boil eggs for four hours?
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How else am I gonna make
four-hour eggs, idiot?
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Sorry, sorry. Stupid question.
Four hour eggs, of course.
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That's my mother's recipe
you're laughing at.
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Well, I'm afraid your mother's recipe
is kind of funny, brother.
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Don't call me brother.
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Private Warne.
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Twelve-hour toast ready?
Private Warne?
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Doves.
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Come on.
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On three.
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One, two, three.
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As a soldier and a man.
As a soldier...
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As a soldier...
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As a soldier and a man...
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As a soldier...
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Okay, listen.
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Yesterday, I fell below the standards
I set myself as a soldier man...
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...as a soldier and a man.
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I was wrong to cross the border.
I lost my cool, and I apologise.
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It's okay.
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Good.
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Now we need to talk about you.
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I worked very hard to be here.
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This should be the highlight
of any soldier's career.
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What we're doing means something.
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Our conduct means something.
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So, when you spend your whole day
playing with balls...
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...I don't like it.
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I want to ask you to show this mission
a little bit more respect.
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Maybe tomorrow, you can help me
with the fence.
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Mission?
We're guarding dust for politicians.
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Sorry?
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There's not an officer
for 100 miles, Warne.
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- Not really looking to do extra credit.
- Extra credit?
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I'm just asking you to be professional.
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Right, but I'm not a professional.
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Of course you're professional.
What do you mean?
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I'm afraid not, mate.
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Technically, I'm a volunteer reservist.
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You're a civ?
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Why didn't they send a real soldier?
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Out here?
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Bit of a waste, no?
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It's fine.
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Everything's fine.
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It's you and me.
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Good luck.
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Hello, this is Border.
Does anybody copy me? Over.
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This is a distress signal,
we need relief immediately!
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Come on! It's been weeks!
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It's a radio, Arthur...
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Hello?! Does anybody copy me??
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Range is 10 miles tops.
No one's listening.
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10 miles?
So what the uff's it even doing here for?!
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They've forgot about the provisions.
I just know it.
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The provisions are not our concern.
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Not our concern?
We're running out of fresh veg!
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We're gonna have tuna
and nothing else.
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Post.
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Well, they must be very busy.
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Busy? Busy?
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They don't give a shit about us.
They're not busy at all.
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12.25. Neither/nor Midway? Get uffed!
What are we supposed to do with that?
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Is that straight?
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- That was out!
- In!
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- That was out!
- That was in!
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- That was out!
- No, that was in.
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- That was my point.
- 15-love.
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- 15-love.
- What do you mean, "love"?
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We start with nothing.
We call it love.
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Whatever! My serve. My point.
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There's a place in my unit
with your name on it, boy.
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But only if you grow up
big and strong like me.
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So eat your beans.
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Not again? This bloody roof!
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Teach you part-timers interrogation?
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No?
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Taught us this one at the academy.
The Tornado.
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So, what you do...
you tie the captive to an office chair.
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Blindfold.
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Spin, spin, spin.
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"Talk, you prick!"
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Spin, spin, spin.
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"Ah, no, leave him alone, Warne.
He's all right, man."
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Spin, spin, and then pow!
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Crack him in the eye.
The Tornado.
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Pretty nice, huh?
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Yeah... pretty nice.
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Sunset's good tonight.
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Sunsets are for civilians.
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Arthur! Someone's at the border!
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Border!
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- Stop where you are!
- Get on the ground!
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Speak new English!
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Hold on, hold on!
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Yonder Carten? Documents?
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Speak New English!
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No, shut up!
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Unauthorised crossing!
Unauthorised crossing!
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Unauthorised crossing!
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Control your animal!
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"Yonder es cartan?"
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Passport? Papers?
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Homebrew? That's a citation.
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Which side... of fence... you live?
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He was on your side, he's your problem.
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It doesn't mean he's from my side,
though, does it?
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You know, it's illegal to cross
without documents.
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Naenig carte, naenig document...
naenig cross.
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Shut up, you!
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- Look, you have to detain him, Arthur.
- One minute, why me?
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- He were breaking into your land.
- Hadn't done it yet, though, had he?
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Okay, okay. Look at me.
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Which side... is home?
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Me... this side, ham.
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Him... that side, ham.
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Du?
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Is something funny?
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Not brothers, no.
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- What's he saying?
- I don't know.
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A word, Arthur.
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He's not cooperating.
Let's tornado him.
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- Do what?
- Tornado. Interrogation tactic.
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I told you, remember?
Spin, spin, spin, punch, punch, punch.
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- We're not torturing him.
- No, it's not torture.
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- It's psychophysical persuasion.
- No. Let me talk to him a bit more, okay?
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No. He's trying to psych us out
with all his ooga-wooga nonsense.
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He needs to know who is in charge.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey!
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't do this!
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Stop! Just stop!
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What are you doing?
There's nowhere to go.
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Hey! Hey!
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00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,040
Stop! Stop! Hey!
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00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:46,920
Okay, enough! I've already done
one of your goats, don't make me...
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Unwitan gemæccan.
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Unwitan gemæccan!
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Unwitan gemæccan.
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- What is he saying, Arthur?
- I don't know.
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Okay, look...
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You're here to enforce a border, okay?
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That's the end of it.
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We're gonna be in trouble.
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Liquor, unregistered livestock,
illegal immigration.
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- He wouldn't listen.
- You did what you were put here to do.
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We're just doing our jobs.
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Aye, we were.
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Well, you were.
I didn't do anything, did I?
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Besides...
257
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,790
...no one needs to find out.
258
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,800
Not an officer for 100 miles, right?
259
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:23,860
How's the stew?
260
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,730
Not too bad.
261
00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:29,040
Not too bad?
262
00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:35,210
Ladies and gentlemen,
the stew is not too bad!
263
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,580
Uffing heck!
264
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,790
Do you think we'd like each other...
265
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,920
...if we weren't, you know...?
266
00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:10,210
No.
267
00:37:11,790 --> 00:37:14,920
- Why not?
- We're not the same.
268
00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:19,620
No, if we were the same, I mean.
From the same side.
269
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,120
No offence...
270
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,210
But you're a massive boot-licker.
271
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:30,670
We have your type, too,
but that ain't me, right?
272
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,250
I'm a lover. You, a licker.
273
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:37,670
- A lover, are you?
- Aye.
274
00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:47,330
Do you know you're outnumbered...
inside your own body?
275
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:53,330
You're made up of 100 trillion cells,
276
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:56,120
but only one in three of those are human.
277
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,960
The rest is all yeast, fungus, bacteria.
278
00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:04,460
Other non-human stuff
that came in from the outside.
279
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:07,790
- That true?
- Yeah.
280
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,250
Interesting.
281
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,500
Why are you telling me that?
282
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:18,500
How can you be so sure
about who you are,
283
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:21,710
when most of what you're made of
isn't even made of you?
284
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:26,120
My father used to say that to me
all the time.
285
00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:33,830
Well, I reckon your non-human cells
probably lick boots, too.
286
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,250
Shut up.
287
00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:37,750
Murderous little fascist microbes,
you've got.
288
00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:39,540
Oi, leave it out.
289
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:42,040
I'll have you know
that was actually my first...
290
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:47,870
Never even killed an animal before.
291
00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:54,000
So?
292
00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:57,870
- How did it feel?
- Good.
293
00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:00,040
Really?
294
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,540
No.
295
00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:11,210
Well, where I'm from we have a tradition.
296
00:39:12,170 --> 00:39:15,040
makes his first kill...
When a young warrior
297
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:18,920
...he has to do a dance.
298
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,750
A death dance for the other lads.
299
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,870
- That's stupid.
- Oh, come on!
300
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,580
- No way.
- It's cultural exchange.
301
00:39:26,710 --> 00:39:28,710
- No.
- What is wrong with you?
302
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:31,250
You can't dance. You can't cook.
303
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,750
You slapheads, you've got no soul.
304
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,170
We can dance. Trust me.
305
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,210
Bullshit.
306
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:30,350
Hey?
307
00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,080
It's not funny.
308
00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:44,580
How come you can speak
the Auld Language?
309
00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:50,710
I worked in a kitchen with one of them.
Picked bits up.
310
00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:52,870
A kitchen?
311
00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:56,670
I don't get it.
312
00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:00,250
So, your lot just drafted some random
hippie chef straight out of a kitchen?
313
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,830
I'm not a hippie, and I wasn't drafted.
314
00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:09,690
Put my name forward.
315
00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:12,660
What, you volunteered?
316
00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,580
You?
317
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:22,500
My mother has this thing
about me and the military.
318
00:41:23,210 --> 00:41:25,000
She begged me.
319
00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:28,250
I prayed I didn't get picked.
320
00:41:28,370 --> 00:41:31,750
What, you don't believe in service?
321
00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:34,920
- Don't you love your country?
- Bollocks to my country!
322
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,330
No... not bollocks to my country,
I didn't mean that, but...
323
00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:43,790
Bollocks to service, for sure.
324
00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:48,570
I saw what service did to me Dad.
325
00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:53,710
He was at New Hounslow.
326
00:41:56,670 --> 00:42:01,210
- Your father was at Hounslow?
- Aye.
327
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,580
I were 13.
328
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:08,210
When he came back,
everyone called him a hero.
329
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,460
He'd wear his medal around town,
get free stuff.
330
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:19,790
People would say
how proud I must be of my Dad.
331
00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:23,760
He wasn't my Dad anymore, was he?
332
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,960
Came back a different person.
333
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,580
Why is he getting medals
for a battle you lost?
334
00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:36,710
He got medals cos he were very good
at killing people.
335
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,790
Supposedly twenty-five of them.
336
00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:44,170
Twenty-five of you.
337
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,120
Must've got a taste for it.
338
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:51,750
Killed himself a couple years later.
Bastard.
339
00:42:58,290 --> 00:43:01,500
That's why she's obsessed.
340
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:08,040
Wants me to honour his memory
to make him proud.
341
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,250
Sort of sick, no?
342
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,370
What was his rank?
343
00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:17,750
"Make him proud".
344
00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:24,250
You think he were feeling proud
when he shot himself?
345
00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:27,250
What was your father's rank?
346
00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:29,040
What do you care?
347
00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:31,580
Any grunt with a machine gun
can get lucky.
348
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,830
My father was at Hounslow, too.
349
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,960
He was a captain.
Had a hundred men under his command.
350
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,500
His unit would've done way more
than twenty-five, that's for sure.
351
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:47,710
Oh, a captain? Bet he came back
with loads of medals, too, did he?
352
00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:52,040
He didn't come back.
353
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:56,290
- Sorry to hear that.
- No, you're not.
354
00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:59,170
Don't say you're sorry,
when you're not sorry.
355
00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:00,960
I'm not sorry.
356
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:05,120
No greater honour than to die in battle,
to sacrifice your life for your country.
357
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,170
That's how real heroes go.
358
00:44:08,290 --> 00:44:10,870
Not on the end of their own bloody gun.
359
00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:15,830
You know, in my opinion...
360
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:19,830
...dying for your country
is not what wins a war.
361
00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:25,330
Killing for your country
is what wins a war.
362
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,460
Arthur!
363
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,710
Let me in! Truce!
364
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:19,080
This line marks the official extension
of the border
365
00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:21,370
as recognised by
the Polzeath Treaty, agreed?
366
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:25,840
Agreed. Any encroachment
by military personnel, i.e., you,
367
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,830
will warrant use of lethal force, agreed?
368
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,790
Agreed. As soon as we step to our side,
the agreement comes into effect, agreed?
369
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,920
- Agreed. Shake on it?
- Do we have to?
370
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,750
- Absolutely not.
- Agreed.
371
00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:38,000
- Agreed.
- Partition on three.
372
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,040
One, two, three.
373
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,670
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
374
00:47:44,790 --> 00:47:47,170
- This is my country.
- This is my country.
375
00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:50,580
- I should kill you right now.
- Ditto.
376
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,750
Wait.
377
00:48:15,290 --> 00:48:18,000
- Ha!
- So what? I left my boots on your side.
378
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,040
Warne, this is your side.
That's why we put all your bits here.
379
00:48:21,170 --> 00:48:24,500
No, this is my side!
And these are my bits!
380
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,750
Turn around
and look at the sunset, Warne.
381
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:28,620
That's west. That's my side.
382
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:32,290
I don't need to see a sunset
to know where I'm from.
383
00:48:33,330 --> 00:48:35,710
How can you be so uffing thick?
384
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:40,080
I'm thick? What kind of useless soldier
can't recognise his own country?
385
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:42,000
Okay, this is getting ridiculous...
386
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,330
Hey! 2.4.4.!
Unauthorised military encroachment!
387
00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:50,170
- Lethal force is permissible!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Steady, now.
388
00:48:50,290 --> 00:48:53,290
You're confused. Let's just talk.
We can figure this out.
389
00:48:53,420 --> 00:48:56,120
2. 4-fucking-4!
390
00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:58,710
Nothing to figure out.
391
00:48:58,830 --> 00:49:01,580
I'll do you like I did that fucking nomad!
392
00:49:01,630 --> 00:49:05,340
- Okay, okay.
- Ah, ah, ah! Wait.
393
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,420
- Come on, drop the hard man act, Warne...
- STULT!!!
394
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:24,420
Shut your stupid, lazy, dirty, hairy,
arrogant, lowland stult mouth!
395
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:28,460
You think you're so much better than us,
don't you?
396
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:32,420
You really think
I'm gonna let a fucking part-timer
397
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:34,670
get the upper hand?
398
00:49:34,790 --> 00:49:37,210
Big... big mistake, Warne.
399
00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:47,250
So much for keeping to our sides, eh?
You hypocrite!
400
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,710
- So you accept this is your side?
- No! Drink piss, Warne!
401
00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:54,620
"Drink piss, Captain Warne!"
402
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:58,170
Oh, Captain Warne, look at you go!
403
00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:01,420
Cosplaying as your dead daddy?
You're pathetic!
404
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,960
I can help you cosplay
as your dead daddy, too, if you like.
405
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,580
Yeah.
406
00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:19,020
Deus Salve Emperator!
407
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,920
"Can help you cosplay
as your dead daddy, too, if you like."
408
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:09,170
You hear that?
409
00:51:10,330 --> 00:51:13,540
Warne... Warne?
410
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,500
In the military, we address superiors
by their rank, Private!
411
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,620
Oh, uffing heck.
412
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,750
Can I have some water, please,
Captain Warne?
413
00:51:28,870 --> 00:51:31,960
Course, Private.
Let me get that for you.
414
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:50,670
You swapped our boots?
415
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:53,920
I can barely get my feet in these.
416
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,580
I never burn.
417
00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:01,750
Clearly. Told you to put a shirt on.
418
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,210
Eat.
419
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,290
Outside in 15.
420
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,750
Warne...
421
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,170
Don't make me go out there.
422
00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:19,120
Your country needs you, Arthur.
423
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:32,120
Father? Can you hear me?
424
00:53:33,870 --> 00:53:36,920
Not what you had in mind, is it, Ma?
425
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,250
Getting taken prisoner by a slaphead.
426
00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,330
What a mess.
427
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,520
What would your Da do?
428
00:53:54,830 --> 00:53:57,460
Ma, come on, please.
429
00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:01,770
Hey, Father?
430
00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:05,420
Are you seeing what I'm doing?
431
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,790
Are you proud of me?
432
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,750
Father?
433
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,790
This is his mess, not mine.
I don't need to be Dad.
434
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:21,540
Armies don't solve the problems of men.
435
00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:25,670
This is your mess, baby.
436
00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:31,620
- I didn't start the war.
- Yet it's still yours to fight.
437
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:35,370
Go take the sunset back, baby.
438
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:38,460
Do it for Da and me.
439
00:54:39,670 --> 00:54:42,420
For the Motherland.
440
00:54:43,790 --> 00:54:46,250
Tell me you're proud of me.
441
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:49,870
I'm captain now, just like you.
442
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:53,030
Father!?
443
00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:56,420
What do you want,
a medal or something?
444
00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:09,670
Captain Warne!
445
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,100
I need the loo!
446
00:55:25,170 --> 00:55:28,960
Look, have whatever side you want,
I don't care anymore.
447
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,120
But we can't keep going on like this.
448
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:33,210
You doing everything for me,
it's madness.
449
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,830
Enough! Give me your hands.
450
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,960
I'll cook all our meals.
451
00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:40,450
No more tuna.
452
00:55:41,790 --> 00:55:43,950
Keep my gun. Keep it.
453
00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:47,620
I'll cook, clean,
keep to whatever side you like,
454
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:50,080
just don't tie me up outside anymore.
455
00:55:51,330 --> 00:55:53,580
Please, Warne, I'm fucked.
456
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,810
What do you say?
457
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,960
You be the captain... I'll be the cook.
458
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,610
Dalve Emperah!
459
00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:37,670
Drum roll, please.
460
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:43,080
- Uffin' heck! What've you done?
- What?
461
00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:45,540
- They're symbols.
- They're meat.
462
00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:49,080
- You shouldn't have done that.
- Okay. Sorry.
463
00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,170
I should've asked.
464
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,250
I just wanted to cook something special
to mark our new truce.
465
00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:00,000
Come on, Cap', there's uff all else left.
466
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,960
And I know you don't wanna eat tuna.
467
00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:12,670
Shit.
468
00:57:12,790 --> 00:57:14,620
It is good.
469
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:20,210
I've been thinking about
what happened with the nomad.
470
00:57:20,330 --> 00:57:23,040
I don't know, maybe I should've let you
do your thing on him.
471
00:57:23,170 --> 00:57:25,120
Your interrogation thing.
472
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,830
- The Tornado?
- That one, yeah.
473
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,290
I don't know...
things might've played out different.
474
00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:33,750
Well, yeah. Obviously.
475
00:57:34,790 --> 00:57:36,540
It's effective?
476
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,710
They always talk.
477
00:57:40,430 --> 00:57:41,920
Always?
478
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,580
Always.
479
00:57:45,210 --> 00:57:47,500
Make sure they're spinning
nice and smooth.
480
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:49,870
The smoother the better.
481
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,670
If it's jerky, it diminishes the effect.
482
00:57:52,790 --> 00:57:56,500
Now, ten seconds is plenty for civs,
but if they're army, they'll need more.
483
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:58,790
What? Why?
484
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,500
Well, orientation control training.
Standard.
485
00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:04,000
"Standard"? Really?
486
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,830
Really!
Now, dizziness is emasculating, childish.
487
00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:12,370
I see that. Can't be getting dizzy
in the heat of battle.
488
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,750
Exactly.
489
00:58:13,870 --> 00:58:16,540
Only the weak lose control
of their own brain.
490
00:58:16,670 --> 00:58:18,420
You know I could roly-poly
down a 2K slope,
491
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:21,580
and still shoot you between the eyes
from a hundred yards.
492
00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:23,540
- So, you don't get dizzy?
- No.
493
00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,040
- Never?
- No.
494
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:26,920
Never?
495
00:58:27,830 --> 00:58:28,990
Never.
496
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,290
What d'you wanna see? Fifteen?
497
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:37,120
- Whatever you can handle.
- Twenty. My count.
498
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,670
Okay, full speed, self-spin.
499
00:58:41,790 --> 00:58:44,000
Stand back.
500
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:51,120
Twenty, nineteen,
eighteen, seventeen,
501
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:56,830
sixteen, fifteen, fourteen,
502
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,830
thirteen, twelve, eleven,
503
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:07,420
ten, nine, eight, seven,
504
00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:12,040
six, five, four,
505
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,120
three, two, one.
506
00:59:34,290 --> 00:59:36,330
You okay?
507
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:38,250
I'm fine.
508
00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:40,370
Maybe just a bit rusty.
509
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,830
Shall I?
510
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,500
I'm gonna go have a cig.
511
01:00:18,870 --> 01:00:21,540
Home, sweet home.
512
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,460
Good to have you back, big fella.
513
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,540
Duty doesn't take days off.
514
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,120
Midway?
515
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:56,040
Midway! Hey! Vegetables!
516
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,620
Vegetables!
517
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:02,330
Midway!
518
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,330
I told you
they don't give a shit about us.
519
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:45,420
What's for dinner?
520
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:51,580
Shit!
521
01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:56,120
You said you'd make dinner.
We had a deal.
522
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,120
Sorry, Cap'. I'll start now.
523
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,670
What am I doing?
524
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:28,340
Why am I chained up?
What's going on?
525
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:32,290
I thought I was the captain?
526
01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:02,040
What are you doing over there,
big fella?
527
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,460
You're supposed to be on my side!
528
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,920
You're a traitor.
529
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,620
A traitor!
530
01:06:26,290 --> 01:06:30,620
You're a traitor!!!
531
01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:53,580
The land doesn't want us here anymore.
532
01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:55,770
Shh! Just hold still.
533
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:01,750
It's working against us.
534
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,790
Stop talking.
I'm gonna cut your ear off.
535
01:07:07,710 --> 01:07:10,370
I reckon you'll look good like this,
you know.
536
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,120
I don't get
why you keep your hair so long.
537
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,960
It's gross. No offence and all.
538
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:20,040
You wouldn't let your fingernails
grow like that, would you?
539
01:07:21,390 --> 01:07:23,720
All long and dead.
540
01:07:24,710 --> 01:07:27,790
I feel wrong. Inside.
541
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,330
It's okay on a woman, mind.
542
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:33,960
I'd smell a woman's hair.
543
01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,380
Not if it was cut off.
544
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:38,750
Why is it worse when it's cut off?
It's like...
545
01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:41,930
...it's you, but it's not you, too.
546
01:07:42,790 --> 01:07:44,620
Creeps me out.
547
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:51,710
I saw you last night, you know?
548
01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:58,870
Going into the dark.
549
01:08:00,170 --> 01:08:02,540
You went to see your father again,
didn't you?
550
01:08:06,050 --> 01:08:08,380
Could he clear anything up?
551
01:08:12,170 --> 01:08:14,710
Does he even still recognise you?
552
01:08:16,710 --> 01:08:17,790
Be honest...
553
01:08:19,670 --> 01:08:22,000
...do you remember anything?
554
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:25,920
Do you even know
what your country's called?
555
01:09:23,170 --> 01:09:25,080
What have you done to my face?
556
01:09:25,210 --> 01:09:28,580
What have you done to my face?
557
01:09:28,710 --> 01:09:32,920
What have you done to my face?
558
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:48,460
No, no, no, no, no, no!
559
01:10:50,790 --> 01:10:54,000
- Unwitan gemæccan.
- Unwitan gemæccan.
560
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:11,590
E is for the ensign
we hoist at our peak
561
01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:18,750
F is the fo'c'sle
where the sailors all sleep
562
01:11:22,790 --> 01:11:27,790
G is for the galley
where the cook flies around
563
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:33,000
And H is for the halyards
we haul up and down
564
01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:40,420
So merry, so merry,
so merry are we
565
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:48,500
There's no man on earth
like a sailor at sea
566
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:57,790
Blow high, blow low,
as the ship sails along
567
01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:04,080
Give the sailor his grog,
and there's nothing goes wrong
568
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,710
Father...
569
01:12:07,670 --> 01:12:12,580
I is for the irons
so stout and so strong
570
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:19,040
J is for the jackstay
the topsail's bent on
571
01:12:19,170 --> 01:12:24,040
K is for the keelson
at the bottom of the ship
572
01:12:24,170 --> 01:12:29,290
And L is for the lanyards
we often do whip
573
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:36,580
So merry, so merry,
so merry are we
574
01:12:37,370 --> 01:12:43,040
There's no man on earth
like a sailor at sea
575
01:12:43,170 --> 01:12:49,250
Blow high, blow low,
as the ship sails along
576
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:54,650
Give the sailor his grog,
and there's nothing goes wrong
577
01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:59,250
Goodbye, son.
578
01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:34,890
I just...
579
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,870
...wanted to say...
580
01:14:44,370 --> 01:14:46,710
...to say thanks.
581
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,870
For what?
582
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:56,670
Rescuing me.
583
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:00,670
Rescuing you?
584
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,210
Don't know what my name is.
585
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:22,370
Remember yours?
586
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,290
- Is it funny?
- No.
587
01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:35,540
Not at all.
588
01:15:35,670 --> 01:15:39,040
- Then, why are you laughing?
- Sorry. Sorry.
589
01:15:42,540 --> 01:15:46,210
Oh, God, what are they gonna do
when they come back? Flip a damn coin?
590
01:15:51,790 --> 01:15:53,870
- Get in!
- Show me.
591
01:15:54,790 --> 01:15:56,000
Fuck!
592
01:15:57,370 --> 01:15:59,670
Suck on that... "B".
593
01:16:00,370 --> 01:16:02,000
You're more "B" than I am.
594
01:16:03,580 --> 01:16:05,500
Not what it says up here.
595
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,460
And what now?
596
01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,750
Now?
597
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,040
And what now?
598
01:16:34,170 --> 01:16:36,170
Now? Now?
599
01:16:36,290 --> 01:16:38,250
Now? Now? Now?
600
01:16:38,370 --> 01:16:43,250
Now? Now? Now? Now? Now?
601
01:16:46,070 --> 01:16:47,000
- What d'you remember?
- From when?
602
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,170
- From now?
- From now-now?
603
01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:49,790
- Not from now-now, no.
- From then? Yeah.
604
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:50,920
From then? Not much.
605
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,420
- Yeah, not much.
- Doves.
606
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:53,620
- Once a day.
- What else?
607
01:16:53,850 --> 01:16:54,850
- Flags
- I had one.
608
01:16:54,870 --> 01:16:56,370
And you had another. Yeah.
What else?
609
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,790
- Tuna
- Infinite tuna.
610
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,790
- And sand. Sand!
- Sand! Infinite sand. What else?
611
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:00,920
We're here to guard a fence.
612
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,370
- Yeah, guard a fence from you.
- Yeah, guard a fence from you. What else?
613
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:04,960
- Nothing....
- Yeah! Nothing!
614
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,460
Oh, yeah. We don't like each other
cos of nothing.
615
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:07,920
- No, cos of the fence!
- Yeah, cos the fence!
616
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,120
- I'm one of us
- And you're the other one.
617
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,710
Got "B" on your forehead,
so I know it says "A" on mine.
618
01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:12,170
- You are you, cos I am me.
- B and A...
619
01:17:12,290 --> 01:17:13,920
- ... and A and B!
- ... and A and B!
620
01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:16,120
- What about from before?
- Before-before?
621
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,580
Nothing.
622
01:17:17,710 --> 01:17:19,040
- What's the matter?
- Nothing is the matter.
623
01:17:19,170 --> 01:17:20,170
Right.
624
01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,250
- Do you think this is?
- Cos of him?
625
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:22,210
Cos of who?
626
01:17:22,330 --> 01:17:23,000
- Unwitan gemæccan.
- Unwitan gemæccan.
627
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:23,750
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
628
01:17:23,870 --> 01:17:24,670
- No?
- No!
629
01:17:24,790 --> 01:17:26,170
- Didn't we say he was a me problem?
- Did we?
630
01:17:26,290 --> 01:17:28,330
- Me-we-we-me.
- Me-we-we-me.
631
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:30,000
- You actually think...?
- That he could've...?
632
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,370
- This might be...?
- I don't know.
633
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,540
- Some Auld world curse?
- Some Auld world curse?
634
01:17:32,670 --> 01:17:33,920
- Guilt's a powerful force.
- Do you feel bad?
635
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,000
Who even pulled the trigger?
636
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,830
- Me-we...
- ...We-me.
637
01:18:09,990 --> 01:18:12,280
You didn't deserve it.
But we didn't mean it either.
638
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:15,120
And if we did we had a job to do
and we're sorry.
639
01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:22,210
We're sorry.
640
01:18:40,330 --> 01:18:41,790
How's the signal?
641
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:45,200
In and out. Good for a message.
642
01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:47,830
Battery?
643
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,170
Low.
644
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:50,830
Enough.
645
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:53,330
Great.
646
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:54,960
This is great.
647
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,090
We can call for help.
648
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,620
Help. Right. Great.
649
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:02,290
- Gonna have a lot of questions.
- Not gonna be happy.
650
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,500
- It's complicated.
- Complicated.
651
01:19:09,350 --> 01:19:10,350
- We hungry?
- We're starving.
652
01:19:10,370 --> 01:19:11,330
- We should eat.
- Good idea.
653
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:12,210
- We have to eat.
- Always.
654
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:13,040
- Then it's settled.
- Dinner now.
655
01:19:13,170 --> 01:19:13,830
Message later.
656
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:14,750
Messy later. Simple now.
657
01:19:14,870 --> 01:19:15,580
- Great.
- Great.
658
01:19:15,710 --> 01:19:16,540
- What do you wanna eat?
- Not tuna.
659
01:19:16,670 --> 01:19:17,290
- No.
- No.
660
01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:18,120
- Not again.
- Never again.
661
01:19:18,350 --> 01:19:18,970
Agreed.
662
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:19,830
- Dove.
- They're symbols.
663
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:20,830
- They're meat.
- Any left?
664
01:19:20,910 --> 01:19:22,120
- All gone.
- All gone.
665
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,670
There's nothing left.
666
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:34,500
So merry, so merry,
so merry are we
667
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:39,670
There's no man on earth
like a sailor at sea
668
01:19:39,790 --> 01:19:44,540
Blow high, blow low,
as the ship sails along
669
01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:49,580
Give a sailor his grog,
and there's nothing goes wrong
670
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:04,670
What you doing?
671
01:20:04,790 --> 01:20:06,330
Only got this one.
672
01:20:07,290 --> 01:20:08,920
Battery?
673
01:20:38,490 --> 01:20:40,830
Doesn't look very mystical, does he?
674
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,830
I know.
675
01:20:47,330 --> 01:20:50,040
Eh? Translator app.
676
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,710
Unwitan gemæccan.
677
01:20:57,830 --> 01:21:02,250
Unwitan gemæccan.
Auld English for: "Pair of fucking morons."
678
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:27,420
It's good, this.
679
01:21:40,250 --> 01:21:42,290
And what's for pudding?
680
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:38,870
Hey, do you know that...?
681
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,420
Shhhhh...
682
01:22:43,630 --> 01:22:46,220
- You know that feeling...?
- Shh! Yeah.
683
01:22:47,710 --> 01:22:51,330
When all the noise finally stops,
and it's only then you hear it.
684
01:22:51,460 --> 01:22:52,500
Shhhhh.
685
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,750
No more talking.
686
01:23:54,170 --> 01:23:55,290
Hey.
687
01:24:00,710 --> 01:24:02,620
Which one of us are we?
688
01:24:08,570 --> 01:24:10,030
Hey.
689
01:24:12,930 --> 01:24:14,890
Hello?
690
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:19,080
Which one of us are we?
691
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:23,210
Come on. "A" or "B"?
692
01:24:24,110 --> 01:24:25,900
No looking.
693
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,710
Neither.
694
01:24:29,670 --> 01:24:32,870
Wrong. Guess again.
695
01:24:42,330 --> 01:24:44,290
I'm no one.
696
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,460
Don't you wanna guess?
697
01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:12,670
Just in case.
698
01:29:01,230 --> 01:29:02,610
Boop!
699
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,670
Boop!
700
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,120
How's that?
701
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,710
Better.
702
01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:28,330
And what now?
703
01:29:28,460 --> 01:29:30,420
Nothing left to do.
704
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,250
There's one thing left to do.
705
01:29:37,710 --> 01:29:40,000
I'm going to bed.
706
01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:14,370
You're funny.
707
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:15,870
Why?
708
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,120
You can sleep if you really want,
but not in my bed.
709
01:30:18,350 --> 01:30:19,890
Don't start.
710
01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:41,250
Come in, Border!
711
01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:46,290
Border, do you copy? Over.
712
01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:50,960
Border?
713
01:30:53,710 --> 01:30:55,870
Answer me!
714
01:30:59,170 --> 01:31:01,080
Border, come in!
715
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,370
Hello?
716
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:10,920
Border, do you copy? Over.
717
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,500
- Yeah.
- Copy.
718
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:14,830
- Copy. This is Border.
- Who's this over? Over.
719
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:19,040
This is General Alman.
Am I speaking with Private Arthur? Over.
720
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:22,960
Private Arthur, are you there?
721
01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:27,080
- Apologies, General Alman, sir.
- This is Arthur. Over.
722
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:30,990
Private Arthur, can you speak
at liberty? Over.
723
01:31:32,210 --> 01:31:34,330
Yeah. The other guy's out on patrol, sir.
724
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:36,250
Good. Now listen carefully.
725
01:31:36,370 --> 01:31:38,290
The ceasefire is broken.
726
01:31:38,420 --> 01:31:41,000
Three southern cities
shelled simultaneously!
727
01:31:41,250 --> 01:31:43,870
There's tanks in the damned hamlets!
728
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,250
Tanks in the hamlets?
729
01:31:45,370 --> 01:31:47,540
The convoy is eight miles out.
730
01:31:47,670 --> 01:31:50,500
No doubt those bald bastards
are on their way, too.
731
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:54,080
We need you to secure your position
immediately!
732
01:31:57,370 --> 01:31:59,830
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you? Over.
733
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,670
- Yes, sir.
- I think so, sir.
734
01:32:01,790 --> 01:32:03,500
No. Can you spell it out, please, sir?
735
01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:05,540
The ceasefire is broken!
736
01:32:05,670 --> 01:32:08,330
You're on the frontline
of an active war zone!
737
01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:12,420
I'm ordering you to neutralise
your counterpart and secure the border!
738
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,120
Now!
739
01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:17,370
Arthur, do you copy?
740
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:18,750
- Copy.
- Copy.
741
01:32:18,870 --> 01:32:22,000
Good. Well, you're lucky
we reached you first.
742
01:32:22,220 --> 01:32:24,010
Act quickly!
743
01:32:24,100 --> 01:32:25,480
I understand, sir.
744
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:29,120
Your country needs you.
Over and out.
745
01:32:59,050 --> 01:33:01,470
Don't do this.
746
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:11,960
General Alman's a reasonable man.
747
01:33:13,010 --> 01:33:16,550
I can talk to him. Explain.
748
01:33:16,910 --> 01:33:18,120
Neutralise doesn't mean kill.
749
01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:19,790
- What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.
750
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:21,330
- Don't do this to us.
- He said my name.
751
01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:23,120
- Please, stop. Stop.
- My name is Arthur!
752
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:26,080
- I'm Arthur!
- I'm Arthur!
753
01:33:35,670 --> 01:33:37,420
I'm Arthur.
754
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,330
Me-we, we-me.
755
01:33:52,250 --> 01:33:54,500
They won't take us like this.
756
01:33:55,790 --> 01:33:58,290
They won't understand and you know it.
757
01:34:04,390 --> 01:34:07,000
- So, what, then? We just leave?
- We just leave.
758
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:08,460
- Walk?
- Yeah.
759
01:34:08,580 --> 01:34:10,000
- Into the desert.
- Follow the fence.
760
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:12,120
See what happens.
761
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,790
Uff it.
762
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:25,830
Uff it.
763
01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:36,170
- We'd rather die for our nothing.
- Than kill for their something.
764
01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,120
Pair of morons?
765
01:35:37,500 --> 01:35:39,250
Yeah.
766
01:35:39,370 --> 01:35:41,370
Pair of morons.
767
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:59,370
Wait!? We're not following the fence?
768
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:03,370
A border's a circle.
Don't wanna end up back here.
769
01:36:04,210 --> 01:36:05,830
Right, okay.
770
01:36:10,790 --> 01:36:13,750
So, are we brothers or gay or what?
771
01:36:13,870 --> 01:36:16,870
No idea. Just need a cig.
772
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,250
Shit. The cigs.
773
01:36:19,370 --> 01:36:21,040
One sec.
774
01:38:24,250 --> 01:38:26,790
Boy's a hero, Ma'am.
775
01:38:53,330 --> 01:38:55,630
My boy is home.
776
01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:00,870
My baby boy is home.
777
01:39:26,390 --> 01:39:29,550
You look just like your father.
778
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:16,000
Let me do it, Mum.
779
01:40:16,790 --> 01:40:20,750
Relax, baby. You need to rest.
780
01:40:22,250 --> 01:40:24,620
Let me help.
781
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:31,540
Put the eggs on for me.
782
01:40:34,370 --> 01:40:36,750
Set a timer, though.
783
01:40:44,970 --> 01:40:47,550
What on earth is that?
784
01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:02,540
Oh! Come quick!
Baby, come! Come outside!
785
01:41:16,290 --> 01:41:19,960
I saw you every morning.
786
01:41:20,090 --> 01:41:23,880
As the sun rose through the sky.
787
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:27,290
The first thing I would do each day.
788
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:31,080
Is gaze into your eyes.
789
01:41:31,210 --> 01:41:35,000
Our future was together.
790
01:41:35,120 --> 01:41:38,620
However long that was.
791
01:41:38,750 --> 01:41:42,460
But somehow things didn't quite work out.
792
01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:46,580
We both had been denied.
793
01:41:48,370 --> 01:41:52,250
But nothing is forever.
794
01:41:56,080 --> 01:42:00,580
Nothing is forever.
795
01:42:03,330 --> 01:42:08,620
Nothing is forever.
796
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:31,250
We never were separated.
797
01:42:31,370 --> 01:42:34,460
We couldn't be split up.
798
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:39,000
We seemed to be so similar.
799
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:42,750
I really thought we'd last.
800
01:42:42,870 --> 01:42:46,330
But all that stuff don't matter now.
801
01:42:46,460 --> 01:42:50,620
It's all in the past...