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That cloud looks like a banana,
eating a banana.
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Whoa. Bananabalism.
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Uh, Flower, is that a bear?
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Oh, that one does
look like a bear.
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Good call, Ira.
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No. I mean
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right there.
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Hey, Mr. Bear.
How are you today?
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Mm. She is not long
for this world.
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Thor happy for bear.
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Eat well tonight.
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What's that?
Oh, you want a hug?
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I don't think that's
what he's saying, Flower!
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And she's staying.
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Hey.
Hi.
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What are you guys looking at?
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Oh, man, I'd hate to be her.
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Yeah.
Ugh.
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So, were you guys
at the music festival, or...
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And while today
he may be celebrated
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as a great man,
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it turns out Hamilton was
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a bit of a nose-picker.
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Yeah, why don't you tell me
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about the revolution?
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What got you interested in that?
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Oh. Well,
I mean, suppose
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it was around the time
of the Stamp Act.
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You see, the Crown had
levied the most unjust tax
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on the colonies... Hmm.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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Mm, nothing.
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Just a frog in my throat.
I see.
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Um, anyway, where was I?
Oh, yes.
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The Crown had levied
a tax on the colonies
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to pay for their costly
war with France...
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Hmm.
Okay, well, there it is again.
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Sorry, I should get that.
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Wait... Wait,
but what about the book?
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Sam, did you know
they wouldn't let Hamilton sign
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the Declaration of Independence?
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Yes! They knew where
those fingers had been!
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This is Paula. She's interested
in renting out our property
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as a shooting location.
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I'm with a docu-series
called Dumb Deaths.
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I don't know if you're aware,
but this property was actually
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the site of a dumb death.
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Could you be more specific?
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There were a number of dumb
deaths that took place here.
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And also just some
regular ones, too.
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Well, the one we're
interested in involves
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a hippie back in the '60s.
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Oh, Flower... child.
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A flower child is probably is
what you're talking about.
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The woman's name
was Susan Montero.
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She wandered over from
a music festival high on drugs.
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And then she tried
to hug a bear.
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So, the show would
be making fun of me?
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I don't love that.
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The shoot would be two days
and we'd give you $10,000.
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$10,000? That's more
than I paid for my Skylark.
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Uh, we could certainly
use the money.
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Yeah, our busy season just
ended and it wasn't that busy.
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So, what do you say?
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Well, I...
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Sam, I said no.
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I don't want to look dumb.
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Tell this lady and that guy
that we're not interested.
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Um, Flower, look,
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I think you're looking
at this the wrong way.
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I mean, this is an opportunity
to really help Sam and Jay here.
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Were you going to say something?
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Yes. Yes, I was just
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thinking about your offer.
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So, give me one moment.
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Mm. Yeah, this is all
just part of her process.
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She's very deliberative.
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As a small business owner
in life myself,
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I can attest to the fact
that these early days
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can be some
of the most stressful.
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You should see her try
to pick out a movie. Oof!
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Heck, I've arguably got
the dumbest death of them all.
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But I'd still be proud
to be able to lend a hand.
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I mean, think of all
Sam does for us.
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Yeah, Flower.
Do it for Sam and Jay.
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I guess you're right.
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Okay, Sam.
They can do the show about me.
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Okay. Having thought
about the pros and cons,
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I think we should do it.
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Great.
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You know, Nigel,
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earlier today,
when I was telling Sam
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about the injustices
building up to the war,
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you, um, had a reaction.
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A reaction?
A rather pointed, "Hmm."
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Did I?
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I'm still getting to know
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all your adorable little tics,
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but this pointed "Hmm"
seems to occur
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only when you're displeased.
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I thought it was actually
quite a reserved utterance,
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given the egregious
misrepresentation of history
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I was hearing.
Excuse me?
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Well, the Stamp Act you maligned
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was necessary to pay
for the many troops
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we brought to protect
you from France
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during the Seven Years' War.
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Oh. Please.
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If anything, you rebels
should be thanking us.
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Thanking you? Thor.
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Thor, could you come
in here for a second?
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I need you to settle
something for us.
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Who was right
about the Stamp Act?
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Well, Thor feel there's no
real upside to weighing in here.
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Don't want to get
in middle of...
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Oh, come now.
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Was it the righteous monarchy
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or the sniveling colonists?
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What's that?
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Be right there!
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Whoa, that guy's shirt says,
"It's Getting Hot In Here,
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season one."
Yeah, the producer said
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it's actually
a lot of the same crew.
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We walk amongst the gods!
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So how are you
gonna shoot the bear?
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Is it gonna be CGI or are
you gonna get one of those guys
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in a bear suit?
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Oh, we actually pivoted
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from the hippie hugging
a bear idea.
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What?
The network felt there were
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too many animal episodes
this season.
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But we had the location,
so we looked into
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some of the other deaths
your wife had mentioned.
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Huh.
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It turns out some idiot
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got shot teaching archery
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to a bunch of little girls.
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Thank you, so nice to meet you.
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What's your name?
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Oh, my God.
They're doing you, Pete.
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Aw, now you get
to help Sam and Jay.
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You must be so happy.
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This is... so cool.
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I'm so sorry,
I don't want to be that guy.
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But mobile phones
weren't around in 1985.
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So, would you mind?
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Just...
I know you're not onscreen,
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but it's just the vibe for me.
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Also, could somebody
please fetch me a Tab?
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I actually put on
75 pounds for my last role.
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Took months to lose it,
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but no one will ever forget
Customer Number Two.
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You sure
you okay with this, Pete?
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Yeah, I was rattled at first,
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but I was right
in what I told Flower.
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I mean, this is my chance
to really help Jay and Sam.
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Daniel, um,
could I have a quick word?
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Just have a few questions
about my character.
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Well, it's five lines
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and then you get shot
with an arrow, but sure.
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What drives Pete Martino?
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Who is Pete Martino?
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A good-hearted man.
Kind to his family and troops.
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Dude, he's an idiot.
Got killed by a little girl.
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Okay, that's another take.
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Now, why would he do something
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so unbelievably stupid?
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You know, what causes a man...
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An experienced troop leader...
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To put himself directly
in the line of fire?
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I don't know.
Maybe he was drunk?
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What?
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That's crazy. Were you?
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No!
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Yes, of course he was.
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He looked around one day
and realized
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how pathetic his life was.
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A travel agent
booking other people's holidays
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while going nowhere himself.
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Hey, we went to Epcot, buddy.
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That's the whole world
all at once!
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And so he hit the bottle.
I can play that.
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Great. We good?
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Mm-hmm.
I'll need a flask.
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I'll talk to Props.
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Hey, do not get him a "flahsk"!
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We do not need a flask! Sam!
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Sorry, in a bit of a rush.
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Who is this woman who just
walked to the head of the line?
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That's the producer.
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That's the most baller job
on a film set.
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She could fire someone
for just looking at her.
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Really?
So powerful.
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Hey, Paula, hey, hi.
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The arrow guy's a drunk now.
Which flask do you want?
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I'd like to see
some more choices.
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Is that a problem, Gary?
No, ma'am.
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No, right away.
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I like her.
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Can I bend your
ears about something?
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I am in the most
frustrating tiff with Nigel.
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About what?
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The American Revolution.
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Mm, may be time
to let this one go, bud.
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No, no, no, I get it.
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It's like you guys are rooting
for different teams.
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I've been there.
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I was a huge Giants fan
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and I dated this chick who liked
the Eagles. Mortal enemies.
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S-So, what did you do?
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Whenever football came up,
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I would change the subject
to something
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that no one would
find controversial,
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like, uh, The Cosby Show
or Woody Allen movies.
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So you're saying
in order to keep the peace,
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I should avoid the war?
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Damn, Isaac, that was good.
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Suck on that, Hamilton.
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What's going on?
Pete's upset with the way
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the show is trying
to portray him.
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It's a gosh darn hatchet job!
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Sorry about the locker room
talk, but I am steamed.
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They're implying that he was
drunk the day of the incident.
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Look, I may not have had
the perfect marriage.
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And at work,
I was a good travel agent,
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but I was no Greg Flannagan.
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Famous travel agent?
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There are no famous
travel agents.
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The point is, the one thing
I could hang my hat on
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was that I was
a great Scout troop leader.
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Those kids loved me,
and I was there for them.
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That's what makes
this so hurtful.
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Hey, uh, Paula,
could I just have a second?
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I'm a little concerned
about this whole,
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"Portraying Pete
as a drunk" thing.
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Um, yeah, we don't typically
take creative notes
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from the owners of the location.
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Now, is that all?
Because Paula and I have
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a million things to do if
we're gonna make our day.
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Right, it's just,
I actually know his widow.
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I met his grand kid.
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Oh, God,
Little Pete's gonna see this.
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This is how he's gonna know me.
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And I don't think
they would appreciate
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an inaccurate depiction.
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How do you know it's inaccurate?
Were you there?
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Yes!
No.
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Okay, well, if we need you
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to move your cars or anything,
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we'll let you know.
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Producers coming through,
clear the way.
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This is so unfair.
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They can't do this
to my guy Pete.
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What are we supposed to do, Jay?
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They're right, we weren't there.
256
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:46,436
But we were.
257
00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,004
Right, that's also not helpful.
258
00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:51,807
What about one
of his old troopers?
259
00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,143
That's it.
260
00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:54,482
We could track one of them down
261
00:09:54,576 --> 00:09:55,854
and they could set
the record straight.
262
00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:57,147
That's a great idea!
263
00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:58,927
I'll look them up,
and assuming they're not
264
00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:00,417
too traumatized
to talk about it,
265
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,418
we'll make it happen.
266
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,951
It was very traumatizing.
267
00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:05,355
Thor not sleep for many
moons after witnessing.
268
00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:08,758
And I've chopped heads off,
and drank blood from open necks.
269
00:10:09,591 --> 00:10:11,727
Now, let's track down
a middle-aged woman.
270
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:19,436
Isaac, I hope you're not
too upset to go on our stroll.
271
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,669
Just the opposite.
272
00:10:20,769 --> 00:10:22,304
And I was thinking
273
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,941
we should avoid talk
of the revolution altogether.
274
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,743
Ah. Splendid idea.
275
00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:29,446
Ooh, I wonder
if we'll see ducks!
276
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,846
You know, I was thinking,
277
00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,448
we always go for a walk
by the lake.
278
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,051
Why not mix it up and go
for a walk in the woods instead?
279
00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:36,852
That would be most enjoyable.
280
00:10:36,952 --> 00:10:39,121
But it is tradition
that we stroll by the lake.
281
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,657
It's how we've always strolled.
282
00:10:40,756 --> 00:10:43,058
Yes, but sometimes tradition
is meant to be broken,
283
00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,326
especially when one party
284
00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:46,129
desires to go
in a new direction.
285
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,865
Well, why go in a new direction
when the old direction
286
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,399
is working just fine?
287
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,434
I deserve a vote
in where we walk.
288
00:10:52,534 --> 00:10:54,803
No ambulation
without representation.
289
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,373
Wait a minute.
290
00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:58,640
You're not talking
about the walk!
291
00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,243
Oh, nothing gets by you,
does it?
292
00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,479
Except the most prosperous
colony in all the empire.
293
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:06,149
Oh! This is precisely
the kind of childish behavior
294
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,984
one would expect from a...
295
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,451
A what?
296
00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,321
Say it. I dare you.
297
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,054
Yankee.
298
00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,657
You did not.
299
00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:17,460
Yankee, Yankee, Yankee, Yankee!
300
00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,061
I don't get this rewrite.
301
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,397
Why would I say "Howdy?"
302
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,664
Is this a Western?
Am I Jonathan Wayne?
303
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:23,765
Just say the words.
304
00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:24,966
Picture's up in ten
305
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,245
and we're running
out of daylight.
306
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,304
Thank you so much for coming.
307
00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:30,383
It would mean a lot to Pete's
family that you're here.
308
00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:32,308
I mean, it was a pretty
crazy call to get,
309
00:11:32,408 --> 00:11:34,419
but if I can do something to
help out Mr. Martino, I'm game.
310
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,979
Aw, she's a good kid.
Oh, Sam, offer her a ring-pop.
311
00:11:37,078 --> 00:11:38,581
Cherry's her favorite flavor.
312
00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:41,850
Paula, I would like to introduce
you to Jennifer Macklin.
313
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,586
She's actually one
of the little girls
314
00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:45,754
from Pete's Pinecone troop.
Pete?
315
00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:47,724
The guy who died?
316
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:49,125
Oh, right, this week's idiot.
317
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,493
She has a lot on her plate.
318
00:11:50,592 --> 00:11:52,294
You were there?
319
00:11:52,394 --> 00:11:53,629
Tell me everything, Jennifer.
320
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:57,433
Bring me inside the
mind... of a madman.
321
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,936
Well, for one, Mr. Martino
would never have a flask.
322
00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:01,037
He wasn't a drinker.
323
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,639
Ha, see? I told you.
324
00:12:02,739 --> 00:12:05,307
But he was a bitter soul,
325
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,309
visibly haunted
by demons from his past?
326
00:12:07,409 --> 00:12:09,211
No. I'm sorry.
327
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,048
That's about the exact opposite
of Mr. Martino.
328
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,583
Damn it!
Whatever tenuous foothold I had
329
00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:16,052
into this man is gone.
330
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,586
I've completely
lost my character.
331
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:19,655
Right, back to basics.
332
00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:21,090
I'm a bumbling cuckold
333
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,192
whose only friends
are little children.
334
00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:24,793
So, you see,
Pete did nothing wrong.
335
00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,328
It was an unfortunate incident
336
00:12:26,428 --> 00:12:28,597
and nothing "dumb"
on Pete's part.
337
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,708
Yeah, sorry, Paula, if that's
not good for your show,
338
00:12:30,732 --> 00:12:32,501
but, I mean, you heard
it from an eyewitness.
339
00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:34,604
Well, he did do something
sort of dumb.
340
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:36,072
Wait, what?
341
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,932
Was it pills? Pills I can play.
Was it pills?
342
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,209
For some reason, on that day,
I remember him handing out
343
00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,845
the bows and arrows
before the safety demonstration.
344
00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:44,280
What? That's not true.
345
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,249
40 years seems like
an awfully long time
346
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,683
for such a small detail.
347
00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:49,051
No, this I'm sure about.
348
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,519
He just seemed
really distracted.
349
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,688
He kept muttering
something about donut holes.
350
00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:54,190
Oh, my God...
351
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:58,394
Yeah. You were muttering
about donut holes.
352
00:12:58,495 --> 00:12:59,861
She's right.
353
00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:01,264
It all started that morning
354
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,332
before I headed
to the archery lesson.
355
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,539
Is, uh... Sweetie, did-did you
eat the rest of the donut holes?
356
00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:12,274
Yeah, I thought
you were done with them.
357
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,043
No, Carol, I was looking forward
358
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:15,977
to having some before I left.
359
00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:17,746
You don't even like donut holes.
360
00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:19,816
No, I like donut holes.
I don't like donuts.
361
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,518
Okay, that doesn't
make any sense.
362
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:23,761
The donut holes are punched
out of the donut. That's wrong.
363
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,498
You see, donut holes come
from their own machine.
364
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,990
Okay, even if that were true,
365
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:30,360
they're all donut material!
366
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:33,129
I was so distracted,
I must have handed out
367
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,869
the arrows before doing
the safety speech.
368
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:39,100
Okay, so he wasn't a reckless
drunk, he was just an idiot?
369
00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:40,503
Are we done here?
370
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:44,980
Don't listen to her, Pete.
371
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,308
Why not? She's right.
372
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,177
I failed those girls.
373
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,447
I was a terrible
Pinecone troop leader.
374
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:55,451
A sugar fiend
in need of his fix.
375
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:59,688
His blind pursuit of pastries
ultimately costing him his life,
376
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:02,091
and earning me a general meeting
with JJ Abrams,
377
00:14:02,191 --> 00:14:03,559
or someone at his company.
378
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,133
So, how's Pete doing?
He looks pretty glum.
379
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:13,602
He tried to rip off his
Pinecone Trooper badge,
380
00:14:13,702 --> 00:14:15,302
but it just zapped
right back into place.
381
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,072
Thanks for
highlighting my impotence.
382
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:19,375
What's going on?
Pete's impotent.
383
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:22,812
Oh, is that why he didn't
want to be our third?
384
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:26,048
It's okay. There's
still stuff you can do.
385
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,148
Paula.
386
00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:28,951
I'm sorry,
but we're going to have
387
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:30,452
to shut this whole thing down.
388
00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:31,453
Oh, my God.
389
00:14:31,553 --> 00:14:32,822
Just forget it, Sam.
390
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:35,224
I died dumb.
It's time to pay the piper.
391
00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:37,826
I get that it's accurate now,
but as friends of Pete's family,
392
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,662
we just don't
feel comfortable...
393
00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,173
Here's the thing.
You signed a contract
394
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:42,831
stipulating we can shoot here,
395
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:45,634
so we're shooting here.
Okay, sweetie?
396
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,904
And that is why you are you,
397
00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:52,808
and she produced
World's Hottest Dentists.
398
00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:57,647
Isaac...
399
00:14:57,746 --> 00:14:59,448
what's going on?
400
00:14:59,548 --> 00:15:02,884
It's just this thing
that I have with Nigel.
401
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,486
It's not going to last.
402
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:05,922
What happened?
403
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,826
It's just that our differences
are simply irreconcilable.
404
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:14,330
Americans and the British
are sworn enemies
405
00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,698
and it shall remain that way
until the end of time.
406
00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,067
Isaac.
Hmm?
407
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,270
Britain and the U.S.
are basically best friends.
408
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,240
What? Really?
409
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,176
They are, like,
our closest ally.
410
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,546
You know, there's even
a name for the friendship
411
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:31,279
between Britain and America.
412
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:33,615
It's called,
"The Special Relationship."
413
00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:35,216
Honestly, Samantha,
414
00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:37,854
I'm impressed with
your knowledge of geopolitics.
415
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,755
Thank you. I...
I learned it from a movie
416
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,256
called Love Actually.
417
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,825
There we go.
418
00:15:42,924 --> 00:15:44,661
All right, last looks,
everybody!
419
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,196
Oh, Daniel, an idea, if I may.
420
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:50,265
When the arrow's punctured
my neck and shattered
421
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,533
Pete Martino's dreams...
422
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:53,570
I urinate.
423
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:54,937
Sure, why not?
424
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,956
You know, that's real.
That's what the body does.
425
00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:59,140
- I like it.
- Yeah, that's not bad.
426
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,644
Wardrobe!
We're gonna need more shorts.
427
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,178
This is going great.
428
00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,312
Poor Pete.
429
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,947
We have to do
something to stop this.
430
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,317
Sam already tried,
but it didn't work.
431
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,821
Well...
432
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:16,125
then we do something.
433
00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:20,428
Are you gonna make
a suggestion, or...
434
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,332
Oh. No, Thor just trying
to get the ball rolling.
435
00:16:24,432 --> 00:16:27,235
You know?
While I have poured
436
00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:29,739
my heart and soul
into this production,
437
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,941
my allegiance is with Peter.
438
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,842
And I know how we can
shut this thing down.
439
00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,511
Thor, we'll need
your ghost power.
440
00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,413
We're going to focus
your destructive capacity
441
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,447
on the most important part
of any production.
442
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,750
The writer?
443
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:45,221
Oh, sorry, I thought you were
purposely making a joke.
444
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,524
No. I am talking about...
the camera.
445
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,559
All right, picture's up!
446
00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,035
Okay, I've got three takes
in me. Let's make them count.
447
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,803
All right, the stunt
of him getting shot
448
00:17:01,903 --> 00:17:03,315
in the neck is up next,
so just make sure
449
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,106
the bow and arrow's ready. Copy.
450
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:07,076
I know I'm not technically
with production,
451
00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:09,645
but hey, I am the owner
of the house,
452
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:11,913
so gimme a tuna sandwich, huh?
453
00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:13,682
- No one has to know.
- All right.
454
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,153
So, you've given the little
girls the bow and arrows.
455
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,196
You should have given them
the safety precautions,
456
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,423
but you were too distracted
by your donut hole rant.
457
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,765
Okay, just say, "Action,"
I can't hold it in much longer.
458
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,663
And... action!
459
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,332
Girls, listen up, pay attention.
460
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:31,432
Thor, camera!
461
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,736
Prepare to be destroyed,
tiny foe!
462
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:36,772
I'd like to talk to you through
463
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,406
some important
safety procedures.
464
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,317
This is all information that
would've been really useful
465
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:43,378
before you handed out
the deadly weapons, you idiot!
466
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,717
Oh, just lost a battery.
467
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,451
You did it, Thor!
468
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,453
Because I told him so.
Producing!
469
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:53,555
Okay, good to go.
470
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:54,624
What?
471
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,325
All right, action!
What?
472
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,126
Listen up, girls, pay attention.
473
00:17:58,227 --> 00:17:59,761
You got another one
in you, big guy?
474
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,262
You can do it.
475
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:03,231
Come on, Thor.
Come on, Thor.
476
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,467
Ow! Oh.
Ooh.
477
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,202
Whoa,
what was in that tuna wrap?
478
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,605
Oh, he's quite stoned.
479
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:11,507
Hey. You want to go
for a ride, little buddy?
480
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,476
Oh.
481
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:15,644
Ow!
482
00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:16,979
Jay!
483
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:20,048
Is there an arrow in my butt?
484
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:23,384
Do not remove the arrow.
Stay calm.
485
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,121
Help. Is anyone
going to do anything?
486
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:27,522
Do not remove the arrow.
Stay calm. Okay.
487
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:28,924
Bandages. Tape.
488
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,535
Uh, we need to support the arrow
and secure it.
489
00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:32,127
Then we're gonna make
a tourniquet.
490
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:33,806
Bandages. Tape.
We need to support the arrow,
491
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:36,397
secure it, and then we're
going to make a tourniquet.
492
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:39,635
Wait, so
Jennifer can hear ghosts?
493
00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:43,640
No. She just... remembers.
494
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,977
Because you were
a good troop leader.
495
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:49,979
I guess I was.
496
00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:55,684
Oh, that's a waste.
497
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,886
And he wet himself.
498
00:18:57,987 --> 00:19:00,890
Wardrobe.
We're gonna need new shorts.
499
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,357
And socks!
500
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,960
Also socks.
501
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,467
Everybody dies.
502
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,568
But not everybody dies... dumbly.
503
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:16,438
This is Dumb Deaths.
504
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:19,217
Oh, is this the program
they did about Peter?
505
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,978
No, uh, after Jay got
shot with an arrow,
506
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,520
we agreed not to sue
in return for them
507
00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:25,013
not doing Pete's story.
508
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,794
- Thank you, Sam.
- But we still wanted
509
00:19:26,883 --> 00:19:28,517
Sam and Jay to get paid, so...
510
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,551
This week's dummy is a hippie
511
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:33,088
who tried to hug a bear.
512
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,392
Hey, glad you and Nigel made up.
513
00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:37,759
Yes. If America and England
514
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:39,695
can resolve their issues,
so can we.
515
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,830
They are very similar countries.
516
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,266
So one has
a parliamentary system
517
00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:46,903
that's slightly superior.
No matter.
518
00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:48,904
Hmm.
519
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,572
What was that,
my special friend?
520
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,473
Hmm? Oh, nothing,
my special friend.
521
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:54,609
Sam, you're on the TV.
522
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,114
Yo, man, is that a bear?
523
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,182
I bet it totally
wants to hug me.
524
00:20:02,059 --> 00:20:03,867
Uh...
Hey, Fluffy.
525
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,314
Ooh! Oh, my God,
this is so embarrassing.
526
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:09,025
Then why did you insist they
cast you as part of the deal?
527
00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,630
Who else was gonna
step in last second?
528
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,015
And besides, I was in
drama club in high school.
529
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,317
I thought you just built sets.
530
00:20:14,342 --> 00:20:17,146
- Because of politics, Jay!
- No!
531
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:20,555
This was supposed to be a hip
and groovy day, you dig?
532
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,692
But this is like...
the opposite of groovy!
533
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,027
Didn't the real Ira
run off screaming?
534
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,203
He didn't think
that was something
535
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,228
his character would do.
536
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,698
There's no such thing
537
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:32,199
as free love.
538
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,402
There's always a price.
539
00:20:38,951 --> 00:20:41,752
Is he... soiling himself?
540
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,901
Yep.
541
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:53,287
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542
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,891
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543
00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:01,428
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