1
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Hey, get going soon.

2
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And then Ken and I
ran around the corner

3
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straight into the two
cops who just dropped...

4
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Oh, you didn't!

5
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Mm-hm.

6
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And then we were, butt-naked,
being arrested by the same two

7
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cops twice in the one night.

8
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Twice!

9
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Sorry. guys-

10
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Can I start to
clear those for you?

11
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Go ahead.

12
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So Ken's telling them
the reason we're naked

13
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and roaming the streets
is because someone broke

14
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into our house, stole
all our clothes,

15
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and we're chasing after him.

16
00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:06,024
And the cop says,
what did he look like?

17
00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,319
Who?

18
00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,055
Come on, keep up.

19
00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:12,262
The one who stole our clothes.

20
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So Ken says, fuck, mate.

21
00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,097
I didn't see him.

22
00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,174
I was too busy
banging your sister.

23
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But I was woken up
at 4:00 in the morning

24
00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:31,218
by the police asking if I
want to bail my husband out,

25
00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,751
and can I bring some undies?

26
00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,290
It was the best damn
funeral I've ever been to.

27
00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,029
Oh!

28
00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,686
If I got a call from the police
telling me Steve was naked...

29
00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,927
You'd be running down there!

30
00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:43,724
Yeah.

31
00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:44,593
No, no. no, no.

32
00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,460
No, I'd leave him there.

33
00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,260
You would not.

34
00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,937
I would!

35
00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,936
I have a feeling that Steve
would be A-OK with that one,

36
00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,231
eh?

37
00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,767
I'd pay for it.

38
00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,312
Quit being such a classy guy.

39
00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,541
I'm off.
Got recording in the morning.

40
00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,285
I've got
a recording in the morning.

41
00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,379
Oh, darling.

42
00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,713
Shit, where are my keys?

43
00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,498
How is the old game
show going, anyway?

44
00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,613
Great!

45
00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,465
How you doing?

46
00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,299
Jeremy.

47
00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,475
Good.

48
00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,268
Morning, Bob.

49
00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,808
Morning, Steven.

50
00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,242
Well, fuck me.

51
00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,814
Thirty minutes early.

52
00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,052
I just wanted to make sure
I'm not holding anyone up.

53
00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,522
Yeah, well, if you gave a
rat's ass every other day,

54
00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,812
I wouldn't have an ulcer
as big as Bigfoot's balls,

55
00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:41,981
now, would I?

56
00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,356
Now, that is gross, boss.

57
00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,185
But I still love you.

58
00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,087
See you in 30.

59
00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,352
Uh, 29.

60
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,430
Ethan, how's my
favorite intern today?

61
00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:50,360
29!

62
00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,295
27!

63
00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,004
A bit wasted, actually...

64
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,773
Hey, if that's a message
to your boyfriend,

65
00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,299
I'm going to be very jealous.

66
00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,872
I'm sending a text to my mom.

67
00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,612
Ah.

68
00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,108
Well, what kind of message do
you send to the boys, then?

69
00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,886
OK, sweetheart,
you have my number.

70
00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,655
I'd love to read
your prose sometime.

71
00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,218
You are beautiful, aren't you'?

72
00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,480
Oops, sorry.

73
00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,450
Welcome back
to the show, where we have

74
00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,182
Mrs. Elspeth Zonti on
, getting

75
00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,651
ready to play for the
$100,000 question.

76
00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,155
So, uh, Elspeth,
welcome to the show.

77
00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,590
What are you doing
back-Do you have a job?

78
00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,593
Yes, I decorate special

79
00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,595
and wedding cakes.

80
00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,035
Oh, so you invent
your own original designs?

81
00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,504
<i>I</i> do.

82
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,480
What kind of
wedding cake would you bake me?

83
00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,809
Isn't she
sweet, ladies and gentlemen?

84
00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,668
Are you
thinking of getting married?

85
00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,503
I'll put it this way,

86
00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,382
you never know what disasters
the future may hold.

87
00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,718
So Elspeth, are you
ready to play for the question

88
00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,416
that could land you $100,000?

89
00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,896
Now, how can you be talking to
me and on TV at the same time?

90
00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,895
Right, the wonders
of television.

91
00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,904
Again?

92
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,543
Can't we... can't
we just stay in?

93
00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,540
All right.

94
00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,282
Yup.

95
00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,282
OK.

96
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,578
Steve.

97
00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,822
Nothing.

98
00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,825
It's all right.

99
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,120
Bye.

100
00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,640
We'll be right back!

101
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,312
What's the specials tonight?

102
00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,281
Ah, tonight we have a filet.

103
00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,148
It comes with, stuffed

104
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,148
with caviar, a sour cream
sauce, and roasted capers.

105
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,753
Well, that sounds
like it's for me.

106
00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,754
Alex, what would you like?

107
00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,255
Isn't there something simple?

108
00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,588
Ah, well, there's the
baby lamb sir.

109
00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:37,995
It comes with the avanti
blanc and the jus de poire.

110
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,271
What is that'?

111
00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,567
It's a bit like a hot pot.

112
00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,795
Right.

113
00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,303
That'll do.

114
00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,975
And... and the usual oysters
to start with, shall we?

115
00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:46,999
Oysters'?
- Yeah.

116
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,133
Frisky.

117
00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,778
You know, we could eat
at home if we ate at home.

118
00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,386
That makes no sense.

119
00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,124
Have you noticed we
don't have a home?

120
00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,554
What we have is a
pleasure wonderland.

121
00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,295
Pleasure wonderland?

122
00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,696
What are you
talking about, Alex?

123
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720
We have a beautiful home.

124
00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:11,496
It's an apartment, not a home.

125
00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,702
We're building a beautiful
house on the beach.

126
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,567
Yeah, I know we're building,
Steve, but... thanks.

127
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,048
Look, I know we're building.

128
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,141
But how does that make
this different than how

129
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,722
we're living now?

130
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,013
Why?

131
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,050
You want to nest?

132
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,991
Yes.

133
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,701
Yeah, I want to nest.

134
00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,267
Well, you know, I want a nest.

135
00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,698
Don't you?

136
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,506
Nesting sounds so
old and boring, Alex.

137
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,174
I'm not talking about
wearing matching track suits

138
00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,768
and watching "M A S H" all day.

139
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,177
I'm talking about
having a home...

140
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,407
I like "M A S H."

141
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,843
I'm talking about
having a home, OK?

142
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,609
Like a proper home, and
actually living in it.

143
00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:04,545
What?

144
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,515
Nothing.

145
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,622
What?

146
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:09,886
Don't panic.

147
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,183
Fuck it.

148
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,228
I have to keep the fans happy.

149
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:12,889
Shit.

150
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,688
Hey, girls!

151
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:15,591
Aren't they sweet?

152
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,889
Yeah.

153
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,196
Too funny.

154
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,098
Fuck off.

155
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,395
Don't be like that.

156
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,977
Can we please get
the fuck out of here?

157
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,513
What do you mean,
go somewhere else?

158
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,949
No, I mean-I mean go home.

159
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,784
It's not our home, Alex.
It's an apartment.

160
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,151
Oh, come on.

161
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,616
You know what I mean, just
get a movie, get some Thai.

162
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,550
Just you and me at our place?

163
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,854
Look, what's the problem'?

164
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,258
I want more, Steve.

165
00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,589
All right?

166
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,232
I want to feel like
that we're a family

167
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,901
and that we're not just
fucking around here.

168
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,969
We're building a house from
the ground up on the beach.

169
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,393
Now, that seems...
- Yeah, I want...

170
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,099
a little bit more
than fucking around to me,

171
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:56,965
don't you think, Alex?

172
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,640
I want something real.

173
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,076
Well, this is not going to
be made out of fucking LEGOs.

174
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,380
Not just about the house, Steve.

175
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:06,177
Well, what the... what
the fuck is it about?

176
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:06,974
Huh?

177
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,273
You tell me.

178
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,322
Waiter.

179
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,690
Would you like a drink?

180
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,662
No.

181
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,078
Two glasses of wine, please.

182
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:26,829
Red.

183
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,127
One.

184
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,294
Can you get me a bottle?

185
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,641
Hey, you want to
watch something?

186
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,639
No.

187
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:36,935
I'll leave it to you.

188
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:23,819
Well, good morning.

189
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:24,823
Good morning.

190
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,204
Are we ready to get excited?

191
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,096
If you're offering.

192
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,596
Whoo-hoo!

193
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,336
We found the ideal site.

194
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,593
Where?

195
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,038
- Down by Ocean Grove.
- Coffee time!

196
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:36,665
- Ocean Grove?
- Yeah, it's perfect.

197
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,533
What's wrong with that?

198
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,571
Well, it's his money.

199
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,936
Uh, here we go.

200
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,679
Cafe latte for you.

201
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,936
Thank you.

202
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,574
And a flat white for you, sir.

203
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,181
Thank you, sir.

204
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,052
Now, there's... there's
something I really want.

205
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,521
Ah, the SandM room.

206
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,923
All black, leather harness,
porn, mirrors on the ceiling.

207
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,227
Oh yeah, that's... that's funny.

208
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,521
No, I'm being serious.

209
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,127
OK, we're listening.

210
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,421
I want a nursery.

211
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,865
<i>- Um...</i>
- He means a.

212
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,458
No, no, no.

213
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,293
No, I mean a nursery.

214
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,593
Yeah?
- Yeah, easy.

215
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,627
Easy.

216
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,230
Everyone should have a nursery.

217
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,200
Um, yeah.

218
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,463
<i>Uh' easy, easy.</i>

219
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,076
Look, um, yeah, we
could... we could

220
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,609
put one here, on the south side,
overlooking the herb garden.

221
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,343
You get that... that
morning light...

222
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,243
Morning sun, yeah.

223
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,950
Yeah, yeah, yeah, beautiful.

224
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,952
With its own bathroom here here,
and some sort of... um-can

225
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,220
you put in a rec
room, like there?

226
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,314
Um, well, yeah.

227
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,855
I mean, you see the overhang.
- Yeah.

228
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:27,584
If we knock that down...

229
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,052
Whoa, hey. guys-

230
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,526
We should think
about this before we

231
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,756
start knocking down walls.

232
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,258
Don't you think, Alex?

233
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,470
Mm, oh, shit, actually.

234
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,599
I've got another meeting
in about half an hour.

235
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,733
So I'd better, um, take off.

236
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,410
I will be free all day
tomorrow, Steven, so, um,

237
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,811
give me a buzz, all right?
- Thanks

238
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,835
See you later.

239
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,699
Was I supposed to know?

240
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,230
When were you going to tell me?

241
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,295
OK.

242
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,636
How would you feel,
right, about expanding this?

243
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,319
A baby?

244
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,796
Yes, a baby.

245
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,336
Alex, are you out
of your fucking mind?

246
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,839
What, do you want
to get me pregnant?

247
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,898
Come on, Steve...

248
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,475
Do... do you want me
to get you pregnant?

249
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,710
Alex, it doesn't fucking work...

250
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,734
I want a family.

251
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,178
I want to be a family.

252
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,950
You know, why shouldn't
we bring up a child?

253
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,654
It's not a question
of should or shouldn't.

254
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,553
It's a question of can or can't.

255
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,416
And I... we can't conceive.

256
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,755
So that leaves one other
thing, and that's adoption.

257
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:11,588
Society is changing.

258
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,022
Well, laws aren't!

259
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,997
Yeah, but Steve, we're...
We're two responsible

260
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,101
people with great income...

261
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,833
I know it's fucked,
Alex, but that still

262
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,468
doesn't change the fact
that they only give

263
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,870
babies to husbands and wives.

264
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,368
And how do we prove anything
about our relationship?

265
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,201
I mean, it will be years before
they change their laws-years.

266
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:37,378
I'd give up anything, anything.

267
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,056
I'd give up my job if I had to.

268
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,055
I want to be a dad, you know?

269
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,753
I'm ready.

270
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,732
This would change everything.

271
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,403
Hey, hey.

272
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,695
I know.

273
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,401
But you need to
make an appointment

274
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,912
to see a consultant, and of
course, to bring your partners.

275
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,244
We are a couple.

276
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,915
Yes, but you need to bring
your partners, of course.

277
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,219
The consultant
won't see singles,

278
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,887
and your partners
will need to bring

279
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,124
proof of the relationship,
be it marriage or de facto.

280
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,825
We take wedding certificates,
bank records, things like that.

281
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,555
Yeah, I don't think
you understand...

282
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,361
We'll also need proof of
entitlement, meaning wills,

283
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,559
so in the event of your death,
your wife will get the car,

284
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,822
boat, house, et cetera.

285
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,560
Superannuation statement showing

286
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,999
benefactor, life insurance
policy showing benefactor.

287
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,002
So if you just want to
read over the books,

288
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,504
you know, it's got
all the info there.

289
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,972
Uh, let me explain.

290
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,068
I'm... all right-I'm
Alex Thomson, and this...

291
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,476
This is Steven Evans.

292
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,478
On!

293
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,446
I knew I'd seen you before!

294
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,415
You're on TV.

295
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,658
Steven Evans, "Guess What."

296
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,085
Yes, that's right.

297
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,959
So you and your partner...
Is it your wife...

298
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,326
You want an adoption.

299
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,121
Well, we could find you a
foster child straight away,

300
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,128
but adoption's a
long, long wait.

301
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,630
We can, of course, arrange
an IVF consultation...

302
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,966
No, no, nothing like that.

303
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,193
No, I didn't think you would.

304
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,366
No.

305
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,769
Look, I'll tell you what.

306
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,674
I can, um, squeeze
you in first thing

307
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,677
Friday morning with Dr. Zekey.

308
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,416
Have you heard of Dr. Zekey?
I haven't...

309
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,145
"Zee-kee."

310
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,148
He's very good.

311
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,118
This application, it... it's
quite confidential, isn't it?

312
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,120
Oh. yes!

313
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,485
I mean, the media's so...

314
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,284
Intrusive?

315
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,550
Of course!

316
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,291
Look, it's totally confidential.

317
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,191
No need to make an
appointment just yet.

318
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,809
Hey, hey, hey...
How about... why?

319
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,632
Why can't we make an
appointment just yet?

320
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,892
Well, it's really more for
my friend here, you see.

321
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,203
Friend?

322
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,706
Friend?

323
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,207
Yeah, I'm his friend.

324
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,915
What's wrong?

325
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,416
Nothing.

326
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,884
I just can't sleep.

327
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,557
Why don't you come back to bed?

328
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,350
I told you.

329
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,616
I can't sleep.

330
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,796
What the fuck?

331
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,398
What?

332
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,270
There's someone taking
photos of me, of the building.

333
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:41,897
What?

334
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,298
Yeah, look, right there.

335
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,301
There's someone taking photos.

336
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,302
Alex, just stay here.

337
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,598
I'll go.

338
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,075
Hey!

339
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,683
What are you doing,
you fucking creep?

340
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,227
Fuck you, I'm not
doing anything wrong.

341
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,519
Why are you running
away for, then?

342
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,543
Huh?
'FUCK you!

343
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,257
Fuck it.

344
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,102
What?

345
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,744
Well, here
we are, building-building a...

346
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:34,946
Oh, can you behave?

347
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,252
Can you actually
walk normal, please?

348
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,062
Excuse me.

349
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,441
Excuse me, what...
What's your name?

350
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,170
- Uh, Brett.
- Brett?

351
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,171
All right.
I'm Alex.

352
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,502
How are you doing?
- Good.

353
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,321
How's it all going?

354
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,414
Like, how far away do you think
we are from... from moving in?

355
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,146
Eh, right now,
almost for lock up, so...

356
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,476
Yep.

357
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,376
Your feet... you've
got very nice calves.

358
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,089
Is it... do you...

359
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,290
- Are you serious?
- No, you do!

360
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,491
Are you commenting on my calves?

361
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:09,959
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

362
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:10,694
You do.

363
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,761
I mean, I'm just-— I'm just
saying, like you must...

364
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,930
Do you work out outside this, or
is this sort of the job that...

365
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,160
Uh, I play footy, so...

366
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:16,830
Oh, you play football?

367
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,158
Yeah, yeah.

368
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,935
With lots of guys...

369
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,562
This our view.

370
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,964
Our view.

371
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:22,865
It's a good spot.

372
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,799
It's a great spot.

373
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:24,700
Wait, what do I say...

374
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,067
You head's in the way.

375
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,036
Listen, Ocean Grove
will be a great spot.

376
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,403
You were right.

377
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,112
Come on, say something.

378
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,377
Come on, this is, uh...
This is your project.

379
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,192
Come on, tell us a
little bit about it.

380
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,451
For developing these plans,
we thank you for doing this,

381
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,555
because we couldn't have...

382
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,121
Thank you guys for
paying me so much...

383
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,822
Kiss... kiss the camera.

384
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,524
I've grossly overcharged you...
I'm not kissing the camera.

385
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,151
Tell us
how much you love this project

386
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,656
by kissing the camera.

387
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,158
We want to see commitment!

388
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,525
OK, all right!

389
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,770
Alex, you're going to have to
design those bathrooms quickly.

390
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,105
One in white, and
one pink for the baby.

391
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,541
Alex!

392
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,545
You know how my
designs are in demand.

393
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,910
Originality...

394
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,652
And imagination linked
with practicability.

395
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,746
Yeah, yeah.

396
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,354
Yeah, this is nothing
to do with design.

397
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,456
It's to do with
legality and gender.

398
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,626
Yeah, well, our
gender is our design,

399
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,522
and we have a design problem.

400
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,459
Look, all we have to
do is find some way

401
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,433
to make our money more
important to these people

402
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,197
than our design.
- What'!

403
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,459
Yeah.

404
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,103
You want to bribe
the adoption agency?

405
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,131
Well, I want to make
it worth their while.

406
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,137
This isn't fucking
television, Alex!

407
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,968
You-— you can't
offer them a price

408
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,769
and expect to make a deal.

409
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,547
And have you even
thought whether or not

410
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,571
you'll love the baby?

411
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,916
Of course I'll love
the baby, Steve.

412
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,419
- Will you?
- Yes.

413
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,120
You... you expect just to look
at a baby and say, I love you?

414
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,822
Yes.

415
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,623
Because I don't think I could
do that, just look at a baby

416
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,821
and go, I love you,
you're my child.

417
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,791
You're being fucking ridiculous!

418
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,526
No amount of money
is going to change

419
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,759
the fact that officially and
legally, we're not a couple.

420
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,343
Listen, I told Ajay
you're a solid worker

421
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,816
and that he should move
you up the ranks a little.

422
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,113
Really?

423
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,790
Yeah, of course, really.

424
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,028
I told you I'd look after you.

425
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,677
It's not going to
happen overnight.

426
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,959
It may take a little
while to get moving.

427
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,256
But I'm onto it.

428
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,186
Now get the fuck out of here.

429
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,499
Go on.

430
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,485
Come on, slow poke.

431
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,726
Oh, shut up.

432
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,022
Mr. Competition.

433
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,290
Nice running style.

434
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,491
Shut up!

435
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,808
What's that?

436
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:17,706
Nothing.

437
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:18,640
Give us a look.

438
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:19,405
Nothing.

439
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,083
Give... give it here.

440
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,452
" If you're interested in the
family, but can't conceive,

441
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:27,480
call Nancy at Dreamland.com."

442
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,157
Well, that sounds about
right, doesn't it?

443
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,319
Dreamland.

444
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,160
You know, babies
manufactured to your choice,

445
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,663
just pay us a billion dollars.

446
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,330
No, no, no, look, she wants to
put up her baby for adoption.

447
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,832
She's flogging her baby
on the internet, Alex.

448
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,096
Oh, just give it to me.

449
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,901
She wants to put up her
baby for adoption privately.

450
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,203
- Don't sugarcoat it.
- I'm not sugarcoating anything!

451
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,787
It's either that or
it's a fucking scam.

452
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,507
Will you just try this with me?

453
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,764
Alex, it won't work.

454
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,065
It won't work'?

455
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:47,700
No.

456
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,377
Oh, it won't work?

457
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,375
All right, well
then, prove it to me.

458
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:56,278
Prove to me this won't work,
because I'm ready for this.

459
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:57,110
Fine.

460
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,547
Fine?

461
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,881
But when this doesn't
work, you agree to stop.

462
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:01,715
All right?

463
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,357
This is it.

464
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,119
If... if this doesn't
work, then we're done.

465
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,193
We tried our best,
but it's over.

466
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,023
Agreed?

467
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,288
- If?
- If.

468
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,522
If.

469
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,080
She's late.

470
00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,287
It's only three minutes, she
may have got the wrong place.

471
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,592
Do you think that was her?

472
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,629
No, she doesn't have a
dog with her, does she?

473
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,053
No, she doesn't
have a dog with her,

474
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,874
but she doesn't have a
baby with her either.

475
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,774
Look, I... I don't think
she's going to show, Alex.

476
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,106
Fuck it, let's go.
- No!

477
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:54,935
No, I'm staying.

478
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:55,735
All right.

479
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:56,672
You stay, I'm going.

480
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:57,969
Steve, just...

481
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:01,806
Excuse me?

482
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,007
Yes?

483
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,482
I'm looking for a
little white dog.

484
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,951
A dog-dog?

485
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,921
Yeah, a little white dog.

486
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,183
Are you Nancy, or...?

487
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:12,988
Yeah.

488
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,696
Where's your partner?

489
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,593
Uh, she couldn't make it, but
I brought a friend instead.

490
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,425
This is...

491
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,192
Hi, I'm Chris.

492
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,437
Yeah.

493
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,866
What-uh, wait, please!

494
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,239
- I've got to go.
- Wait, wait.

495
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,674
Please, please, please!

496
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,309
Where's... where's your wife,
or your girlfriend, or whatever?

497
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,314
Look, let's just sit
down and have a coffee.

498
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,180
Look, it's a bit...
It's a bit complicated,

499
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,684
but I'll explain everything.

500
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:35,475
Please.

501
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,445
OK.

502
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,709
But I can't stay long.

503
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,016
I've got to get to.

504
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,452
I'll explain everything.

505
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:41,856
I've really got to go,
because I've got to get to...

506
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,223
That's OK, that's OK.

507
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,722
Look, um... Chris is...

508
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:46,723
I'm his partner.

509
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,999
Yeah.

510
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,288
Look... no!

511
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,499
Please, please, just sit down.

512
00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,523
Please just listen.

513
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,737
One minute, one coffee.

514
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,062
OK'?

515
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,806
I've really got to get more,

516
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,110
they can't get me
in before 4:00.

517
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,003
All right, all right.

518
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,299
Um, I'll get the coffees.

519
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,444
Cappuccino, latte, macchiato-

520
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:03,173
Hot chocolate?

521
00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:03,970
Long black, short black?

522
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,977
What will it be?

523
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,980
A scone.

524
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,686
A scone?

525
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:11,976
Two scones.

526
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,385
All right, two scones.

527
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:16,681
Thanks.

528
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:22,756
Please, sit.

529
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:36,038
Must be great to have a baby.

530
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,906
I haven't got it yet.

531
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:44,210
Oh, she's... she's
away, or... something?

532
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,183
No, you just can't
see it, not yet.

533
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,052
Why?

534
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:54,388
I'm pregnant.

535
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:55,255
Pregnant?

536
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,589
Yeah.

537
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,897
Pregnant.

538
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,708
I just-I don't understand.

539
00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:14,575
I mean...

540
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:15,578
- What, why?
- Why?

541
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,375
Why. why...

542
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:17,382
Yes.

543
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,383
Why I put the ad up?

544
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,885
Yes.

545
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,217
Why I wanted to sell it'?

546
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,555
'Cause I've got no money
and nowhere to fucking go,

547
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:32,623
that's why.

548
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,410
So I could sell it lo...
A nice couple, you know.

549
00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,275
And you seemed pretty cool.

550
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,915
And I get here, and all I
find is a... a couple of fags.

551
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,487
Yeah, all right.

552
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:56,486
OK, look.

553
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,988
Nancy?

554
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:04,996
Nancy, we can help you, OK'?

555
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,998
With-with the birth,
with the pregnancy.

556
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,499
All of it.

557
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,935
Other people have contacted
me, straight people.

558
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,358
Yeah, I... I understand that.

559
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:19,776
But we can help you.

560
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,712
It'll cost money, you know.

561
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,008
I'm not donating.

562
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,209
Of course.

563
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,693
I have to think about it.

564
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:34,987
I've got to go.

565
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,807
Chris will be back
in a... in a minute.

566
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:37,626
I'll contact you.

567
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:38,527
He'll...

568
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,393
I'll give you a call.

569
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,691
Nancy...

570
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:58,984
Alex, you're stressing
me out about this.

571
00:27:59,244 --> 00:27:59,915
I can't talk now.

572
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,486
I'm at work.

573
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,427
Look, I'll give you a
call on the way home.

574
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,050
OK.

575
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:04,884
All right, bye.

576
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,527
I love you, too.

577
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,663
Sounds like someone's got
you on a short leash there.

578
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,688
<i>Hey, Ajay!-</i>

579
00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:11,308
It's not very
often that we see...

580
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,834
Now, listen, Steven,
I want to talk to you

581
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:13,902
about some rumors
that are flying

582
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,126
around upstairs at the moment.

583
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,538
Has someone said they're
having my love child...

584
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,007
No, no.

585
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,308
There's a lot of talk going
around about you sucking cock.

586
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,572
Sucking cock?

587
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,711
Normally, I don't listen
to the shit that gets thrown

588
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,180
around upstairs,
but these rumors are

589
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,882
filtering up from the bottom.

590
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,516
And when they come from below,
you know, I tend to listen.

591
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,379
Nobody knows dirt
like the plebs.

592
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:32,712
Well, who's saying it?

593
00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,322
Well, I don't want
to be saying anything.

594
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,223
Now, I don't give a
shit where you stick

595
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,222
your cock in your spare time.

596
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,188
You want to go dirt track?

597
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,691
That's your business.

598
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,126
But my business is this
show, and our demographic

599
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,462
is the nanas and the fat
old housewives that tune in

600
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,400
everyday to watch
your pretty little mug

601
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,536
smiling back at
her so they can get

602
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:52,469
all sopping wet in their seats.

603
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:56,735
Steven, no one is going
to tune in to watch

604
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,309
a fag give away prizes.

605
00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:02,711
Even for SBS, this
is prime time, mate.

606
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,750
Mate, I'm prime time.

607
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,716
Good!

608
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,652
Good.

609
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,267
Then I'll go and tell the rumor
mill to go and fuck itself.

610
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:12,088
Yeah, do that.

611
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,761
You know what?

612
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,763
They're just jealous that I
get more pussy than they do.

613
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:16,959
Get pussy?

614
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:21,636
You watch, they'll start
calling me Elton John.

615
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:22,927
Hey, Elton!

616
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,914
Fuck.

617
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:38,347
Who the fuck would be talking?

618
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,816
It's bound to happen, Steve.

619
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,285
You're on TV, people say shit.

620
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,754
But they'd be saying it
even if you were straight.

621
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,691
Everyone has a G-A-Y
scandal at times...

622
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:50,159
Yeah, but I am!

623
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,160
That's the problem.

624
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,127
Hey!

625
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:55,098
Hey, that's not a problem.

626
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,533
The studio doesn't want
a fag as a host, Alex.

627
00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:58,829
Oh, don't say that word!

628
00:29:59,097 --> 00:29:59,802
Oh, well, how is
"unemployed" for a word?

629
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,270
You like that?

630
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,273
They're not going to
fire you for sucking cock.

631
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,614
Oh, no, they won't fire me.

632
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,169
They'll just replace
me, won't they?

633
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,914
Yeah, well, then you
shouldn't be working for them.

634
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:08,645
I like my job.

635
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,386
I like what I do,
and I like who I am.

636
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:12,280
Really?

637
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:13,545
Yeah.

638
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:14,516
Who are you?

639
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,813
Steven Evans.

640
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,152
I took on this job
knowing full well

641
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,863
the studio doesn't
want a faggot host...

642
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:22,388
Don't say that word!

643
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,167
Oh, fuck the word!

644
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,136
This is my career we're
talking about here.

645
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,339
You do like sucking cock.

646
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,598
Oh, that's all right,
I've got this one.

647
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:07,172
Here you are, Steven.

648
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,378
So how's your day been?

649
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,840
Shit.

650
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:13,014
Ah.

651
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,842
Why's it been shit?

652
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,108
Just a shit day, Charlie.

653
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,689
Well, if there's anything
I can do to make it better,

654
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,919
all you have to do is ask.

655
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,353
That I will, Charlie.

656
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,458
That I Will.

657
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,765
Well, what are we
celebrating here?

658
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,918
Nancy.

659
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,211
Nancy?

660
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:56,919
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy.

661
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,388
She contacted me.

662
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,651
She wants to meet us.

663
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,054
Great.

664
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,258
When?

665
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:13,269
Don't know yet.

666
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,426
Look, Nancy, we'll
look after you.

667
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:34,685
OK'?

668
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,240
We'll get you
everything you need.

669
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:37,565
And you're free to change
of mind if you want.

670
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,158
No strings attached.

671
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,457
No strings attached?

672
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:42,665
No strings attached.

673
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,321
Like I said, I've
had other offers.

674
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:45,499
Yeah, I'm sure you have.

675
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,008
But we... we'll match
them, we'll double them.

676
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,842
Within reason, of course.

677
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,843
Your partner creeps me out.

678
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,515
He doesn't say much.

679
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,185
He's just the silent time,
but he wants this just as much

680
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,477
HS me.

681
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:00,849
Yeah.

682
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,146
Don't you, Chris?

683
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,624
Chris!

684
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:09,126
Yes, of course.

685
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:09,956
And he means it.

686
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:10,893
He means it.

687
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,497
You know, we both do.

688
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,567
We just... we just want to
know that you're for real.

689
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,861
Look, I know you haven't
known us that long, Nancy,

690
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:18,667
but you can...

691
00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:19,635
It's Nerine.

692
00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,036
What?

693
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,745
My name's Nerine, not Nancy.

694
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:26,195
I just didn't want to use my
real name on the internet.

695
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,856
Look, Nerine, we can help you.

696
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,856
I don't want this baby.

697
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,263
I just want cash, OK?

698
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:45,034
Cash.

699
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:48,566
I just want to forget
about the whole thing.

700
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,340
Look, Nerine, I want
to give you something

701
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,836
to show you that we're serious.

702
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,898
Yeah?

703
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:00,943
Will you just her the cash?

704
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:04,842
Please.

705
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:12,917
This is just as a start.

706
00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:17,021
OK'?

707
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,725
I need to go pee.

708
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:29,366
What?

709
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,940
She's probably
going to run, Alex.

710
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:50,589
Fucking hell!

711
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,095
She's in the toilet!

712
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,994
She's probably
not even pregnant.

713
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:56,829
Have you thought about
the father... HIV/AIDS?

714
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:57,663
Who the fuck knows what?

715
00:34:57,963 --> 00:34:58,668
I want this one.

716
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,041
You're living in a dream world.

717
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:00,634
Yeah?

718
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:01,932
Well, I like it there.

719
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,697
All right.

720
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,835
You can have it.

721
00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:52,391
There you go.

722
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:53,684
Holy shit!

723
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,829
It's fucking big!

724
00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,281
How many bedrooms has it got?

725
00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,967
Four.

726
00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,268
There's a special one for the
baby, with its own bathroom.

727
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:03,332
What the fuck does a baby
need its own bathroom for?

728
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:07,408
So when they get older, they
can have their own space.

729
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,804
It's a load more
than I got as a kid.

730
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,513
We just wanted to
make sure the baby

731
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:12,508
had everything it could want.

732
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,509
Exactly.

733
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,512
Spoiled if you ask me.

734
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:19,016
Hey, you could help
design the nursery.

735
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,516
Yeah, you know?

736
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,189
You could choose the...
The colors, or the drapes,

737
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,988
or one of those mobile
things above the cot?

738
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:24,989
No, you do it.

739
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,250
I'll do it.

740
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,233
Guys, come on!

741
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,436
The beach is waiting.

742
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:36,727
Come on!

743
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,752
Alex, I thought
you might want this.

744
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:30,614
And this.

745
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,118
And this.

746
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:44,737
Nerine... Nerine,
it's... it's beautiful!

747
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:45,736
I think it's ugly.

748
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:46,737
Looks like an alien.

749
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:47,998
But it's your baby!

750
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,408
It's not my baby, Alex.

751
00:37:57,675 --> 00:37:58,176
It's yours.

752
00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,476
It's just in me.

753
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:11,414
Are you sure
you don't want these?

754
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,096
I'm sure.

755
00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:28,372
I don't want this.

756
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:39,658
Where is a good restaurant?

757
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,668
The menu, please.

758
00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,171
I'm heading off.

759
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:57,844
OK.

760
00:38:58,136 --> 00:38:59,136
See you later.

761
00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:12,988
I like my steak well done.

762
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:19,832
Yeah... yeah, I'll be home soon.

763
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,561
I just have to stay back
and have a chat with Bob,

764
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,862
and I'll be out of here.

765
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:30,711
OK.

766
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,002
Bye.

767
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,279
Fucking babies.

768
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,261
What's cooking, good looking?

769
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,968
I don't cook.

770
00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,259
Jump in.

771
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,787
What a shame, it looks
like there's no one around.

772
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,755
No audience for Mr. TV Man.

773
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,997
Good.

774
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,254
Good.

775
00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:29,667
Well, having people watch
is half the fun, isn't it?

776
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,065
No, no.

777
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:35,243
I spend all my life in
front of the camera.

778
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,174
You've got to have
something for yourself.

779
00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:40,189
I think I'd love to
spend some time in front

780
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:43,252
of the camera with you.

781
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,263
Who knows, maybe you could
find yourself a new career?

782
00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:52,427
Ah, there are limits, my friend.

783
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:53,958
Charlie, there are limits.

784
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,629
Oh, I don't have any limits.

785
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,332
You're about to find that out.

786
00:40:58,623 --> 00:40:59,931
Here we are.

787
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,636
Is this good enough?

788
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,046
Oh, this looks very naughty!

789
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:25,515
Well?

790
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,701
Keep on
going! Oh!

791
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,637
Oh, fuck!

792
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,641
Oh!

793
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:50,075
Yeah, yeah.

794
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:50,876
Keep going?

795
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:51,676
Yeah, yeah.

796
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:52,976
Oh, fuck.
Oh!

797
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,044
Oh!

798
00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:58,854
Oh, fuck!

799
00:41:59,150 --> 00:41:59,855
The fuck?

800
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:00,856
Get the fuck out of here!

801
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:01,823
Oh, shit!

802
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,259
Fuck off!

803
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:06,728
Fuck off!

804
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:09,227
What the fuck...

805
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,699
All right, let's go.

806
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:11,666
What the fuck...

807
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,408
Fucking belts.

808
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,700
Let's get out of here.

809
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,501
Fuck.

810
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,271
Oh, fuck.

811
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,570
You all right'?

812
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:21,605
Yeah.

813
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,551
You'll have to walk from here.

814
00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:29,881
Yeah, cool.

815
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:35,626
You know, you
should, um... you call

816
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,764
me, or text me, or something,
if you want to do this again.

817
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,764
Great.

818
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,039
Now, listen, Charlie,
you're not going to mention

819
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,294
this to anyone, are you?

820
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,534
No.

821
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,038
What do you think I am, stupid?

822
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,609
I'm serious.

823
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,101
You just keep your mouth shut.

824
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:55,811
Well, most of the time anyway.

825
00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:04,481
See you later, Chuck.

826
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,171
Fuck!

827
00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:21,465
What are you doing?

828
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,666
What are you doing?

829
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,616
Shit!

830
00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:57,145
Hello?

831
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,108
Nerine?

832
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,713
What-we're on our way.

833
00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,452
Uh, Nerine, she was
admitted... she's pregnant.

834
00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:07,212
Birthing.

835
00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,149
She's birthing?

836
00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,151
Fuck... having a baby?

837
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,016
Where is she?

838
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,452
Who... who are you after'?

839
00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:12,716
Nerine.

840
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:13,451
Surname?

841
00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:14,718
Evans.

842
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,530
Mm, no Evans.

843
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,106
Nerine... Nerine,
that's all I know.

844
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:27,130
Nerine!

845
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:37,347
Mm, ooh, here we are.

846
00:44:37,642 --> 00:44:39,212
Nerine Thomson.

847
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,548
She's in delivery room B. It's
straight down the corridor,

848
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,167
follow the blue
line to your left.

849
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,018
Great!

850
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,420
Uh... just the father.

851
00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,425
Is... are you the father?

852
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,994
Yeah, yes.
Yes, he is.

853
00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,966
Well, I'm afraid you're
going to have to wait here.

854
00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:53,661
Wait, what?

855
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,165
He's family!

856
00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,266
I'm her brother-I'm
her half brother, her only

857
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,521
living relative, you can't...

858
00:44:58,729 --> 00:44:59,867
You can see her later.

859
00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:00,835
Steve!

860
00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:02,270
Alex, I've got to go.

861
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,111
Hey, OK'?

862
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,407
<i>It'll be OK.</i>

863
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,953
Dr. Kelly,
prepare clinical operations

864
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:47,777
Dr. Kelly.

865
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,769
Daddy, you've got a baby boy.

866
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:47,341
Oh, there you go!

867
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:48,309
There he is!

868
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:49,812
Hello!

869
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,989
He's going to be a surfer
when he grows up, Alex.

870
00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:05,288
Yeah?

871
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:30,477
Steve.

872
00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:31,276
Yeah?

873
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:32,610
Listen to this.

874
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,653
It's to the general
manager at the firm.

875
00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:39,291
Dear Richard, some
time ago, I attended

876
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,153
a seminar where an
executive from London

877
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,795
had a look at my work.

878
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,590
He'd since contacted me and
offered me a great position

879
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:46,595
with his firm...

880
00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:48,666
"He's," not "he'd-" "He's."

881
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:49,494
"He's since?"

882
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:50,794
Yeah.

883
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,266
OK.

884
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,068
He's since contacted
me and offered

885
00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:01,578
me a great position with his
firm in the New York office.

886
00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:03,617
I think you know I've always
wanted to experience some

887
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:04,985
of the American
industry, and would

888
00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:06,420
like to offer my resignation.

889
00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,017
I've always enjoyed
working at Graphica,

890
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,427
and would like to thank you
for your never failing support

891
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,691
over the last few years.

892
00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:16,463
It's been a great experience
working with the team,

893
00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:20,299
and blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

894
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:21,871
Are you sure you're set on this?

895
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,159
Yeah!

896
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,141
I didn't go through all this
just to never be around him.

897
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,012
You do love him, don't you?

898
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,305
Of course I do.

899
00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:36,784
You know I do.

900
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,919
I just want to make sure
you're not going to do anything

901
00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,063
that you're going to regret.

902
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,380
Excuse you.

903
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,488
Excuse me.

904
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,425
Look, I'm not going to
regret anything, all right?

905
00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:46,929
I'll open my own
freelance connection.

906
00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:50,894
I'll call it AT Design.

907
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:55,862
Yeah.

908
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,663
All right.

909
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,041
You know, there's always the
option of a full-time nanny.

910
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:01,566
No.

911
00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:02,970
No, no, no, no, no.

912
00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,805
I don't want anybody
else raising my child.

913
00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:07,811
Our... our child.

914
00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:08,709
- Mm.
- Sorry.

915
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,006
Our child.

916
00:50:15,212 --> 00:50:19,160
Well, so much for the castle.

917
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:22,397
Guess we can rule
out a career in architecture.

918
00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,666
I think he might be
better at demolition.

919
00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:28,426
Demolition?

920
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:29,261
Yeah.

921
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,595
Oh, don't say that.

922
00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:31,566
He'll wind up wearing
King G and hanging

923
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,672
outwith guys called Bubba.

924
00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:35,932
Don't be an elitist.

925
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,614
What's up with you?

926
00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:45,615
It's hard.

927
00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,355
Being a dad?

928
00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:49,249
No, hiding it.

929
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,157
One of the makeup girls
came in the other day

930
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,422
with a photograph of
her two-year-old son.

931
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,677
I had to bite my tongue
not to tell her about Sam.

932
00:50:57,922 --> 00:50:59,230
I know.

933
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,067
I mean, it's hard enough
not telling her about you,

934
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:02,627
but... but him.

935
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,529
Me?

936
00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:11,034
Me?

937
00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,614
Me?

938
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:36,492
Daddy?

939
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,639
Jesus, can you just take him?

940
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:40,663
Sure.

941
00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:41,299
You got him?

942
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,237
Yup.

943
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,638
Yay, baby Sam!

944
00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,475
What's the matter?

945
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,943
I just think he's in a mood.

946
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:49,740
A what?

947
00:51:50,007 --> 00:51:51,007
A mood.

948
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:52,675
A mood, you know.
He's being cranky.

949
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:53,481
Shh!

950
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,983
Infants don't have moods.

951
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:58,624
Hey, hey, what's wrong with you?

952
00:51:58,916 --> 00:51:59,621
Nothing.

953
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,123
Nothing.

954
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,831
Hey, Steve, nothing's
wrong with me, all right?

955
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,328
I'm going down to the shop.

956
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,329
I'm going to get some milk.

957
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,330
We've got milk.

958
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:09,297
Yeah, it's off.

959
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:10,593
Hey, hang on... hang on.

960
00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:13,039
We'll all go.

961
00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:13,865
To the shops?

962
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:15,871
Yeah.

963
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,544
Yeah, I don't think so.

964
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:23,046
Won't belong.

965
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800
Hey.

966
00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:03,350
Are you going to
cry again on me?

967
00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:06,150
Oh, that tickles.

968
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:09,591
Yeah, you like that, don't you?

969
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,093
Mm?

970
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,232
You like being hung upside
down, too, don't you?

971
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:15,525
Don't you?
Yeah?

972
00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:18,600
Ahah, uh oh!

973
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,068
Uh oh!

974
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:21,570
Uh oh!

975
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:22,865
I'm stuck upside down...

976
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,552
Took a while.

977
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,228
I went for a walk.

978
00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:56,432
Felt like some exercise.

979
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:08,383
I, uh, got some baby milk.

980
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:12,252
And, um, organic.

981
00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:19,555
And this.

982
00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:28,464
Sam's asleep.

983
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:36,479
That's good.

984
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,618
That's good, he... he needed it.

985
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,196
So, dinner?

986
00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:58,961
Yup.

987
00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,206
Dinner.

988
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:39,973
We are not of thee, nor
are we children at all.

989
00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:43,309
We are nothing, less
than nothing, and dreams.

990
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,815
We are only what
might have been,

991
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,523
and must wait upon
the tedious shores,

992
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,850
or let the millions
of ages before we

993
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:55,528
have existence and a name.

994
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,189
What is it?

995
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:08,165
"Dream-Children, A
Reverie," by Charles Lamb.

996
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,088
All right, this is.

997
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:26,921
OK.

998
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,924
Sammy!

999
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,631
He's looking... he
likes the helicopters.

1000
00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,733
Maybe he wants to be a
pilot, or something like that.

1001
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:34,868
He's got the right
jacket for it.

1002
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,701
I think he does.

1003
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,700
A happy pilot.

1004
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:38,961
A happy pilot!

1005
00:56:42,466 --> 00:56:44,241
He likes upside down!

1006
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,545
No, no!

1007
00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:58,548
All right, all right.

1008
00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:01,056
God, no!

1009
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,318
Get it!

1010
00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:02,987
All right, all right, all right.

1011
00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:06,427
Get it, get it!

1012
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:07,895
Hello?

1013
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:13,437
Hey, uh, this is a surprise.

1014
00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:14,731
It's Nerine.

1015
00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,978
What?

1016
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:17,938
Nerine?

1017
00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,441
How are you?

1018
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,175
Hello?

1019
00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:32,487
Alex, I'm going to
come down tomorrow, OK?

1020
00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,823
Uh, OK, sure, whenever.

1021
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,758
I can come pick you
up later, if you want.

1022
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:39,956
Hello?

1023
00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:46,039
No, I can get a...
A mate to drive me.

1024
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,307
How's Sammy?

1025
00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:57,507
Hello?

1026
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:58,808
Hello?

1027
00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:04,287
Hello?

1028
00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:07,154
Nerine?

1029
00:58:07,451 --> 00:58:11,524
What do you think
this could be about?

1030
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,362
Money.

1031
00:58:58,502 --> 00:58:59,502
It's her fucking kid.

1032
00:59:07,177 --> 00:59:09,054
It's hers.

1033
00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:11,189
She's its mom.

1034
00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:12,518
Nerine, if...

1035
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:16,026
You said that any
time I changed my mind,

1036
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,526
that I could come back.

1037
00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:18,868
But we made an arrangement.

1038
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:20,402
That was the arrangement, Chris.

1039
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:22,260
There you go, Chris.

1040
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,631
Chris, problem solved.

1041
00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:29,741
All right, OK, let's
be reasonable about this.

1042
00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:34,709
If you really want Sam back,
then we won't oppose you...

1043
00:59:34,971 --> 00:59:36,279
What the fuck you doing?

1044
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,746
Shut up!

1045
00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,362
But we want to
know all the facts.

1046
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,477
Now, it was made...

1047
00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,071
Hey, hey, hey!

1048
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:44,873
You fucking
talk to me, all right?

1049
00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:46,021
You don't worry about her.

1050
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:46,920
You talk to me.

1051
00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:50,221
And who the fuck are you?

1052
00:59:50,487 --> 00:59:52,831
Well, I'm glad
you asked, Steven.

1053
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:56,725
It's Chris.

1054
00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:00,736
Really?

1055
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:03,807
Baby, have
we got the right house?

1056
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:04,636
Yeah.

1057
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:05,436
You sure?

1058
01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:06,735
Yeah.

1059
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,082
This is the number 3, isn't it'?

1060
01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,343
No, I'm only joking.

1061
01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:14,643
I'm only joking.

1062
01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:16,031
No, I'm... I'm really sorry.

1063
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:25,528
I'll tell you what, I'll
bet your viewers don't

1064
01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,428
know about this little fucking
game show going on here,

1065
01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:30,501
do they?

1066
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:35,174
So if you don't give her
back the fucking kid, mate,

1067
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,776
you won't be giving hugs to your
fucking precious fans anymore.

1068
01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:41,345
You won't be shining your
pearly fucking whites on telly.

1069
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,358
You'll be getting fists
in your fucking arse

1070
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,313
until you fucking
bleed in jail, cunt.

1071
01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:46,609
You all right'?

1072
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,859
But I bet you'd love that,
wouldn't you, princess?

1073
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:54,191
Blackmail's a criminal offense.

1074
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,244
What do you call fucking
tricking young girls

1075
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:57,593
into getting their fucking kid?

1076
01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:02,401
Who the fuck are you?

1077
01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:06,037
Show them your ring ring, eh?

1078
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:06,830
See?

1079
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:08,130
Show 'em your ring.

1080
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:09,165
Hey.

1081
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,874
See, we're fucking married.

1082
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:13,739
See?

1083
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,516
The fuck?

1084
01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,216
Come to think of it, that makes
me the kid's legal guardian...

1085
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,241
Oh, that's debatable.

1086
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,552
You're not even the real father.

1087
01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,576
How the fuck do you know?

1088
01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,797
Sammy might be getting a
little brother one day.

1089
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,435
Make a real family, something
you two fucking faggots

1090
01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:36,885
will never be able to manage.

1091
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,960
Listen, Jake, maybe we
can work something out.

1092
01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:40,233
Alex, be careful...

1093
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,175
- Shut... just shut the fuck up!
- Just let me...

1094
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:42,836
- Just me fucking do this...
- Just give us a week, Nerine!

1095
01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:44,578
- Oh, ho ho.
- One week!

1096
01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:45,278
A week for them...
to fucking get on a plane...

1097
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,707
One-one week.

1098
01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:48,347
And then we'll never
see those cunts again.

1099
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:48,940
Shut the fuck up, I'm
not talking to you.

1100
01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,274
It's all right, Jakey.

1101
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:51,177
I'll tell you who's
all right, sweetie.

1102
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:52,441
OK?
- It's all right.

1103
01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:53,929
No, I'll tell you
who's all right.

1104
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:57,124
Right now, I'm saying
they're full of fucking shit.

1105
01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,414
I'll pay you, cash...

1106
01:01:58,582 --> 01:01:59,083
Steve!

1107
01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:00,759
Now, just shut up!

1108
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,051
How much?

1109
01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:06,096
It's a risk we're
taking, how fucking much?

1110
01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,595
How much?

1111
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,236
$5,000, just until we get
this clear in our minds.

1112
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:16,971
Why not'?

1113
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:18,302
Ding ding.

1114
01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:21,913
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

1115
01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:23,725
We have a winner,
ladies and gentlemen!

1116
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:24,943
Yeah!

1117
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:25,913
Mr. and Mrs. Faggot
just bought themselves

1118
01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:26,812
one week's stinking time.

1119
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:29,283
That's what I'm liking.

1120
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,752
Hey, want to go see him?

1121
01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:33,254
Come on, come on.

1122
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,722
Go get the fucking key.

1123
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:36,345
Hey, we're giving
you five grand...

1124
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,965
Nay, you're giving us five grand

1125
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:39,932
to see whether or not we'll let
you see the fucking kid again,

1126
01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:40,956
all right?

1127
01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:51,974
Just calm down, sweetie.

1128
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:52,974
Calm down, sweetie...

1129
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:53,975
You're a fucking cunt!

1130
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,306
It's all right.

1131
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,205
I'm just going to grab
my shit and leave.

1132
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,480
Is that all right with you?

1133
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,482
You're a real fucking
cunt, do you hear me?

1134
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,778
What's that?

1135
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:03,955
Maybe if I didn't
have a fucking ear,

1136
01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:05,954
perhaps Sammy ought
to be able to fucking

1137
01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:07,353
hear you better, huh?

1138
01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:08,894
Maybe if I didn't have
an ear, perhaps Sammy

1139
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,955
won't be able to
fucking hear you better.

1140
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:24,839
Follow me.

1141
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,309
I dare you.

1142
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,982
Got it!

1143
01:03:30,273 --> 01:03:31,273
Got it!

1144
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,478
Going for a ride, mate.

1145
01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:37,684
Here we go!

1146
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:41,292
Here we go.

1147
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,833
So what are you doing
over the weekend?

1148
01:05:33,129 --> 01:05:35,507
Well, I was planning on
having a little dinner party.

1149
01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:37,107
Ooh!

1150
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,145
But I'm not going to be
inviting these two.

1151
01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:40,773
This is the excitement.

1152
01:05:42,005 --> 01:05:43,143
Alex!

1153
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,977
Richard, hey, how are you?

1154
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:47,276
Good, good.

1155
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,410
This is, uh, Sandra.

1156
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:49,146
Hey!

1157
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,446
Hi!

1158
01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:51,182
- This is Julian.
- Hi.

1159
01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:52,481
Hey.

1160
01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:54,322
And, uh, this is
my friend, Steve.

1161
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,153
Oh, hi.

1162
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:59,024
So how was New York?

1163
01:05:59,322 --> 01:06:00,323
Yeah, good.

1164
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:01,192
It's good.

1165
01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:01,969
It's good to see you.

1166
01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:03,703
Yeah, you too.

1167
01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:07,133
Yeah, you know, I've got clients
that still miss you, you know.

1168
01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:11,207
How about, uh, I get you to
come back and work again?

1169
01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:12,501
Oh, I don't know.

1170
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,715
So everything good?

1171
01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:20,612
Yeah, man.

1172
01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:22,015
Yeah.

1173
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,950
Yeah, couldn't be better.

1174
01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,490
Well, um, come and have
a drink with us, yeah?

1175
01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:29,559
Share your stories about
the life in the pearl

1176
01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:32,299
of the civilized world, eh?

1177
01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:33,659
Great.

1178
01:06:33,957 --> 01:06:34,526
OK.

1179
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:35,824
Well, well.

1180
01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:36,996
Hm!

1181
01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:38,671
Any other travel secrets
you'd like to share?

1182
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,335
Yeah, how is New York
at this time of year?

1183
01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:44,237
New York, New York!

1184
01:06:44,534 --> 01:06:45,534
Where else are you going?

1185
01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:46,702
Bahamas next?

1186
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:53,810
God, what is wrong with
both of you tonight?

1187
01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,580
Come on, it's something.

1188
01:06:58,815 --> 01:06:59,850
Oh!

1189
01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:01,822
Shots, maybe?

1190
01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:04,827
God, Gus has got more life in
bed than both of you, honestly.

1191
01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:06,248
And that's after a few beers.

1192
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:10,766
Like a bunch of dead fish.

1193
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,897
Mm!

1194
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,373
Bugger, don't worry about them.

1195
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:15,508
So tell me more
about this dinner

1196
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,273
party we're going to have.

1197
01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:22,016
Well, I was thinking
seafood-themed.

1198
01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:22,773
No!

1199
01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:24,779
I'm over seafood.

1200
01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,074
Let's do Greek.

1201
01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:10,654
Oh, fuck off.

1202
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:20,205
Fuck, kid, if you
don't fucking shut up,

1203
01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:23,005
I'll fucking shut you up!

1204
01:08:23,299 --> 01:08:24,505
Never mind him, Jakey.

1205
01:08:40,183 --> 01:08:41,685
I'm trying to
fucking listen, kid!

1206
01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:43,430
I'm trying to fucking listen!

1207
01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:45,927
Fucking shut up,
you fucking kid!

1208
01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:47,549
What's the fucking
matter with you?

1209
01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:48,692
Fuck off!

1210
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,512
Fucking mind your
own fucking business!

1211
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,937
What is
your fucking shit... fucking

1212
01:08:53,196 --> 01:08:53,936
give him nothing!

1213
01:08:54,197 --> 01:08:55,437
Fuck you, kid!

1214
01:08:55,698 --> 01:08:57,871
Fuck and do that all
fucking day, too, you know!

1215
01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,874
Leave him the fuck alone, Jakey!

1216
01:09:00,169 --> 01:09:02,409
I could fucking do it all
fucking day, longer than you,

1217
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:03,344
you fucking kid!

1218
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,551
You fucked up kid!

1219
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:06,343
Whaa!

1220
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:07,643
Whaa!

1221
01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:19,194
He's not going to let Sam
go for any single amount.

1222
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,933
He's got the perfect
blackmail scenario now.

1223
01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,635
Each time he goes broke,
he's going to threaten

1224
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,702
to tell the world about us.

1225
01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,070
I could fucking kill the cunt.

1226
01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:27,522
I will fucking kill the cunt.

1227
01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:28,300
Alex, listen.

1228
01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:29,668
I'll fucking kill him.

1229
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,110
It's not the end of the world.

1230
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,876
I mean, we could take a break.

1231
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,207
I... I could have a nervous
breakdown or something,

1232
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,007
you know'?

1233
01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:38,649
We'll go away.

1234
01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:40,581
Why would you care?

1235
01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:44,017
You know, he stole our baby,
and you want to take a holiday?

1236
01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,313
I mean...

1237
01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:46,858
How could just say that?

1238
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:48,327
You're the one that wants
to go off to the west indies!

1239
01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:49,351
He's my son!

1240
01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:50,190
Your son?

1241
01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,591
Our son.

1242
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,027
Don't you think I know that?

1243
01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,358
I don't know!

1244
01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:56,658
I've lost my son, too.

1245
01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:57,430
Oh, you didn't lose him.

1246
01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:58,727
No, no, no.

1247
01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,041
You paid that prick to take him.

1248
01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:02,334
You let him go, you
fucking tipped like you

1249
01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:04,176
were tipping one of your
fucking waiter friends

1250
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,508
for good service.
- Oh, fuck you.

1251
01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:06,768
You're a fucking joke.

1252
01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:07,405
Fuck you!

1253
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:09,274
You're a fucking joke!

1254
01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:10,107
Nobody made him.

1255
01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:10,907
Nobody forced.

1256
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:13,448
You did!

1257
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,349
He wasn't even ours.

1258
01:10:16,612 --> 01:10:17,716
He was never ours.

1259
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,190
I want you to leave.

1260
01:10:27,623 --> 01:10:29,864
Get out.

1261
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:31,126
Get the fuck out!

1262
01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,894
Hey, Kimber, sweetheart.

1263
01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:46,165
Me?

1264
01:12:46,429 --> 01:12:48,534
I want to get messy.

1265
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:49,831
I want to get fucked up.

1266
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,051
Yeah, come up.

1267
01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:12,987
What the fuck happened?

1268
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,091
I've had a fuck few days.

1269
01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,351
Sit.

1270
01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:27,995
I don't think I
can go home tonight.

1271
01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,143
I... I don't think I can go home.

1272
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:41,652
We had a fight.

1273
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,650
Over what?

1274
01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:52,559
Family.

1275
01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:55,392
Oh, that one.

1276
01:14:55,691 --> 01:14:59,571
Yeah, always gives
me the twitch.

1277
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:00,862
Me too.

1278
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:07,309
I don't know, I need more.

1279
01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:09,675
I just-I don't know.

1280
01:15:09,972 --> 01:15:15,217
Steven, it is OK to
not want to settle down.

1281
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,184
OK'?

1282
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,051
You are allowed to just
give a fuck about yourself.

1283
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:23,762
I mean, babies
aren't for everyone.

1284
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:25,361
We knew we had to be careful.

1285
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,600
He should respect who you are.

1286
01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:28,391
Fucking Alex.

1287
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,103
Hey!

1288
01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:32,600
Stop worrying about him.

1289
01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,125
Worry about you, mate.

1290
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,825
Listen, Tim...

1291
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:05,792
What?

1292
01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:07,294
Stop!

1293
01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:08,590
Stop!

1294
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,264
Fuck... what the fuck, Steven?

1295
01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:12,767
Get the... get the fuck out!

1296
01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:39,521
Morning.

1297
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,324
I lost my keys.

1298
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,039
Where'd you go last night?

1299
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:33,047
No... don't tell me.

1300
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,213
I'm sorry.

1301
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:02,378
I miss you both.

1302
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:44,153
There's
something I need you to do.

1303
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:49,191
Hey, you got to go for me.

1304
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:51,158
I can't go to them, Jakey.

1305
01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:57,634
I can't.

1306
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,798
No!

1307
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,780
I'll fucking do it!

1308
01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:10,315
I'll find a guy and I'll get
you a couple of hundred, easy!

1309
01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,339
Fucking

1310
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:13,009
Fuck you!

1311
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,379
You fucking will!

1312
01:20:14,677 --> 01:20:16,254
You'll tell them all
your fucking troubles!

1313
01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:17,348
I swear!

1314
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:18,990
You fucking did that
once before, remember?

1315
01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:20,614
I swear I'll just get the money!

1316
01:20:20,716 --> 01:20:21,456
Fuck off.

1317
01:20:21,717 --> 01:20:22,821
Just get the...

1318
01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:24,195
Listen to me, don't
fucking hit me, bitch.

1319
01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:24,720
Eh'?

1320
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,897
You fucking hit <i>me'?</i>

1321
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,463
Fucking try.

1322
01:20:28,724 --> 01:20:30,067
Fucking try it again!

1323
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:33,499
Fucking try it again!

1324
01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:36,299
As if I want fucking petty cash.

1325
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:40,638
Does it fucking
look like I want it?

1326
01:20:40,903 --> 01:20:42,183
I want $100,000 fucking dollars.

1327
01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:43,510
I want $100,000-

1328
01:20:43,806 --> 01:20:44,307
How the fuck...

1329
01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:45,573
dollars!

1330
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:46,685
Don't fucking back.

1331
01:20:46,709 --> 01:20:47,983
I want 100 grand...

1332
01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:48,983
How the fuck am I meant
to ask for that much money?

1333
01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:50,587
By fucking tomorrow.

1334
01:20:50,879 --> 01:20:52,559
What if they
don't give it to me?

1335
01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:07,203
Jakey, what if they
don't give it to me?

1336
01:21:11,767 --> 01:21:14,509
What did we get the kid for?

1337
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:17,910
What did we get the kid for?

1338
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:20,346
What did we get the kid for?

1339
01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:21,849
<i>Hey, Sammy'.!</i>

1340
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:25,684
What did we get
the fucking kid for, eh?

1341
01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:27,393
What the fuck did
we get him for?

1342
01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:28,683
All right, Jakie, Jakie.

1343
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,591
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

1344
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,593
I've got to take, Jake.

1345
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,265
I've got to take him.

1346
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,534
I've got to take-I've got
to take Sammy with me... I...

1347
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:37,969
You fucking won't take him!

1348
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:39,671
I have to take him with me,
otherwise they won't give me...

1349
01:21:39,695 --> 01:21:41,272
You fucking won't fucking
take him with you!

1350
01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:42,036
You fucking bitch!

1351
01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:43,708
You fucking don't come back!

1352
01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:46,206
You fucking don't come back
or I'll fucking stitch him...

1353
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,139
Please don't hurt him!

1354
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:50,438
Into Sam.

1355
01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:52,482
I'll fucking stick one into you.

1356
01:21:52,775 --> 01:21:54,254
If you don't fucking
come back, I'll

1357
01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:57,149
fucking All right?

1358
01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:58,151
OK'?

1359
01:21:58,447 --> 01:21:59,567
Stop it, please!

1360
01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:01,150
You fucking

1361
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:25,317
Oy, squid lips, get your
hand off it, we're on.

1362
01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:33,850
Fuck me, Kimber!

1363
01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,560
You're going to force
us into a later time

1364
01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:36,995
slot dressed like that.

1365
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,286
I love it!

1366
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,734
Well, if you think
it's too much,

1367
01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:41,766
maybe you should come
and dress me next time.

1368
01:22:42,024 --> 01:22:43,904
Well, unfortunately, my
specialty is undressing,

1369
01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:45,334
isn't it, sweetheart'?

1370
01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:46,662
Hm, that works as well.

1371
01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:51,933
No thanks.

1372
01:22:58,607 --> 01:23:03,989
Come on, you don't
need to go, eh?

1373
01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:07,955
Where you going to go?

1374
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:08,957
Come on.

1375
01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,458
Hey, hey, hey.

1376
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:21,662
Come on.

1377
01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,680
Come on.

1378
01:23:38,981 --> 01:23:39,981
All right.

1379
01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:44,385
Mm.

1380
01:24:02,738 --> 01:24:03,738
It's OK, Jakey.

1381
01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:12,054
We have exclusive uncensored
footage of Steven Evans'

1382
01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:15,556
wild sex romp in Melbourne
that everybody's talking about

1383
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:17,558
and that Channel 4
didn't want you to see.

1384
01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,526
Let's take a look.

1385
01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:30,042
You never know who's
going to be watching.

1386
01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:32,540
Fucking bullshit!

1387
01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:34,041
Fuck you!

1388
01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:35,976
Fuck you!

1389
01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:35,441
What the fuck?

1390
01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:36,697
How the fuck'?

1391
01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:42,176
How did you fucking get that?

1392
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,678
Holy shit!

1393
01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,179
Shut up, Sammy.

1394
01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:47,180
Don't worry, baby.

1395
01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,149
It'll be all right.

1396
01:25:54,349 --> 01:25:56,669
The embryo
is now starting to take shape.

1397
01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:07,569
Fuck.

1398
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,536
Fucking.

1399
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,041
The
top... The trunk of the body

1400
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:15,336
stretches down below.

1401
01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:23,485
The head doesn't look
much like a head yet.

1402
01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,988
But at day 15, nerve
cells begin to form

1403
01:26:27,249 --> 01:26:29,160
in what will become
the brain, as

1404
01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:30,658
well as in the spinal column...

1405
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:31,719
Jakey?

1406
01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,364
Which is exposed

1407
01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:35,228
and totally unprotected
by either skin or bone.

1408
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,026
Jake?

1409
01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:55,282
Hello?

1410
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:02,083
Come on.

1411
01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:21,275
There's still some
more stuff in the cot.

1412
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:22,742
Alex, get the stuff.

1413
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:24,244
Yup.

1414
01:27:24,539 --> 01:27:27,042
Nerine, get Sam and take
him downstairs in the car.

1415
01:27:27,309 --> 01:27:28,310
OK'?

1416
01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:29,610
Sammy, say, bye-bye.

1417
01:27:31,713 --> 01:27:32,713
Bye-bye, Sammy.

1418
01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:45,833
Steve.

1419
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:48,472
Doesn't he look odd to you?

1420
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:49,764
Yeah.

1421
01:27:59,341 --> 01:28:00,786
He doesn't have a pulse.

1422
01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:02,111
Shit!

1423
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,448
All right, I'm
calling triple zero.

1424
01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:06,953
Hey, put it away.

1425
01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:10,162
We don't have to call anyone.

1426
01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:11,452
We can't!

1427
01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:12,653
Yes, we can.

1428
01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:20,836
Alex, get that stuff
and go downstairs now.

1429
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,129
NOW!

1430
01:28:40,682 --> 01:28:41,682
OK.

1431
01:29:09,377 --> 01:29:12,688
Now he's yours,.

1432
01:29:12,981 --> 01:29:13,981
He always was.

1433
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:20,162
Alex, I...

1434
01:29:20,422 --> 01:29:23,835
I know, uh, we don't have
any legal right to him.

1435
01:29:27,162 --> 01:29:28,368
I know.

1436
01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:30,404
I... I know that.

1437
01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:34,704
And if, you know, if you
need to be around him, I...

1438
01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:36,003
I understand that.

1439
01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:42,686
I... I know how hard it
is to be away from him.

1440
01:29:45,914 --> 01:29:48,918
Maybe one day I can be like
Auntie Nerine or something.

1441
01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:55,535
For right now, I
just need to go away.

1442
01:30:20,215 --> 01:30:21,215
I'm going to go to bed.

1443
01:30:27,222 --> 01:30:32,222
Nerine, you know, stay for
as long as you want, OK?

1444
01:30:40,302 --> 01:30:41,302
You know that?

1445
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:47,310
Stay, stay forever,
if you want to.

1446
01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:50,021
Forever?

1447
01:30:50,312 --> 01:30:51,312
Nothing lasts forever.

1448
01:31:16,504 --> 01:31:17,824
But the sad truth to all this

1449
01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:20,509
is that, legally, we're
only Sam's guardians.

1450
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:25,724
In the eyes of the law, we're
his protectors, his providers,

1451
01:31:26,014 --> 01:31:29,052
his defenders, and his friends.

1452
01:31:29,351 --> 01:31:34,391
But the law will not allow
us to be called his fathers.

1453
01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:37,169
Now, I want every
man and woman to be

1454
01:31:37,459 --> 01:31:41,134
able to feel the
joy that I feel,

1455
01:31:41,396 --> 01:31:44,707
<i>so</i> I've decided to end
my career in television

1456
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,072
and join the GandL Alliance
for the sole purpose

1457
01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:52,079
of completely legalizing
adoption for same-sex couples.

1458
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,359
How do you feel?

1459
01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:18,432
Proud.

1460
01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,685
My dad called.

1461
01:32:26,941 --> 01:32:27,941
Wants to meet up.

1462
01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:35,249
Scared, Alex?

1463
01:32:40,088 --> 01:32:43,797
Being scared, it... it
doesn't mean you're weak.

1464
01:32:48,963 --> 01:32:51,409
I just want Sam to
feel proud of me.

1465
01:32:51,699 --> 01:32:52,699
He will be.

1466
01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:59,374
We've witnessed the commitment
of two people in love.

1467
01:32:59,641 --> 01:33:03,248
Two men, which is right.

1468
01:33:03,545 --> 01:33:07,823
But it doesn't only mean a
union between Steven and Alex,

1469
01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:10,995
it also signifies a family.

1470
01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:15,234
Steven, Alex, and
their son, Sam,

1471
01:33:15,490 --> 01:33:19,063
whom they will nurture and
bring up to be the man they

1472
01:33:19,327 --> 01:33:21,807
want him to be.

1473
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:27,604
Ladies and gentlemen, I
give you Steven and Alex.

1474
01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:01,880
Ladies and gentlemen,

1475
01:34:02,170 --> 01:34:04,548
please charge your glasses
and join me in a toast

1476
01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:08,218
to the happy couple, the
two grooms, Alex and Steven.

1477
01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:11,218
Alex and Steven!