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♪ Spider-man ♪

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♪ radioactive spider-man ♪

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♪ spider-man ♪

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♪ radioactive spider-man ♪

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♪ Spider blood ♪

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Sync and corrections by Graveurexterne

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It's the Egyptian room.

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Call the cops!

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Spider-man?

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Ah!

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Yeah! Hurry!

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Spider-man
is robbing us blind!

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Couldn't be.

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See for yourself.

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huh? Uh...

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Hi. It's me, m.J.

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I'm not calling too early, am I?

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Mary Jane? No, no, no.

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I've been up for hours.

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Then maybe you can tell me
why non-planetary masses

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don't exert
gravitational forces.

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Uh, actually, they do exert
gravitational forces

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but it's so minute...

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I knew you'd be the one to call.

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Bet you can answer this one too:

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Why do theater majors
have to take physics?

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Sorry. You'd need
Einstein for that.

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Maybe I should see
if hebusy Friday night.

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Actually... uh, Friday?

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I've got a physics test
next Monday

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and I've been so busy
rehearsing for

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the classics festival
that... Peter...

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This is where
you're supposed to say

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"I'd love to help."

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We could see a movie.

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A movie? Uh, hold on a sec
while I check my schedule.

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Yes! Yes!

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Tight schedule,
but I think I can make it.

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Great! See you then.

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Oh, and, Peter

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try to wear
matching socks this time.

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Whoa!

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She doesn't need tutoring,
not really.

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I must have made a better
impression than I thought

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on our blind date.

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Good morning, aunt may.

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Peter, look!

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This is terrible!

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Spider-man robbed

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the metropolitan
museum last night.

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Took dozens
of valuable artifacts.

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Manhandled the guards!

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That's impossible!

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Anyone could put on
a spider-man costume

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and break into the museum.

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But who else could do that?

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Well, uh...

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Or that?

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The sheer lack of respect...

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Now, that I'll cop to
but I'm not a thief.

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Off to work, aunt may.

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Yes, dear, yes.

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Have a nice day, Peter.

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Never could understand

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why so many people

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thought spider-man was a hero.

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You're on in
15 seconds, Mr. Jameson.

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Parker, get over here, now!

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Be right there.

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Kind of surprised to see you
handling this one yourself.

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I cover spider-man
whenever, wherever.

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Unlike you.

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Why weren't there any pictures

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on my desk this morning?

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I'm sorry, but...

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I can't sell "sorry."

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You call yourself a newsman?

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You're on, j.J.

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J. Jonah Jameson here live
with a special broadcast

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of "spider-man:
The final humiliation."

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Love to stick around for the
rest of your babble, but...

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Incredible!

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Looks like somebody
left a souvenir.

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Hey, hold it!

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Oops.

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Lieutenant Lee, N.Y.P.D.

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What are you doing?

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I'm a photographer
for the bugle... Peter Parker.

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Parker? Spider-man's
private paparazzi?

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Yeah, but I guess
I'm a little late this time.

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Hey, wait the minute what's that?

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Uh, just something I found.

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That's spider-
man's webbing.

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You know, I could bust you
for removing evidence?

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Are you sure it's his webbing?

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Talk to me.

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Spider-man's webbing always
dissolves after an hour.

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This junk's been
here since last night.

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Maybe he's just using
different chemicals now.

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Come on. We better
continue this downtown.

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Don't be afraid!

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I'm here to help.

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I am mysterio

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and I am putting
spider-man on notice!

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There's no place
you'll be able to hide

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and nowhere you can run.

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Far as I'm concerned you're
just another creep in a costume.

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What can you do?

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I was hoping you'd ask.

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Cheap parlor trick.

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I guarantee you
I'll catch spider-man

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but I want all you
big-shot media people there

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to record it.

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And now that I've
started things rolling...

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Don't drop the ball!

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Ah!

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Everybody out of here, now!

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how'd he do that?

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Good question.

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I should have known
it was a fake.

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My spider-sense didn't go off.

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Hero to goat overnight

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and I'm not even a politician.

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And this mysterio guy...

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where did he come from, and..?

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We're getting
reports of another incident

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involving spider-man... this one
at the Brooklyn bridge mall.

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According to police...

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Time to go meet my evil twin.

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Don't let
him get away!

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I'll never understand
why everybody

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thinks they can
be a super-hero.

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Just a cheap imitation.

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Can't compare
to my own winsome charm.

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Whoa! Ooh!

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I recognize that laugh.

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Mysterio. That fake
spider-man vanishes

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and you appear.

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He's just another one

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of your illusions, isn't he?

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You'the fake.

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don't be afraid!

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I won't let him hurt you.

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You're the one who has to worry

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about getting hurt, pal.

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I'm more than ready
to take you on

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but not here.

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It's got to be the same place

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where you ruined me.

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You've got a little too much
gravel in that fishbowl.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Oh, it'll all be explained.

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Just follow the
yellow brick road.

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I'm beginning to feel
like a certain coyote.

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What next?

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Peasants with torches?

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Well, you turned them
against me. Now what?

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This.

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I always did like
a good cliffhanger.

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Ah, the museum trick.

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Not falling for...

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Uh-oh! Ooh!

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No sign of them. Over.

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No one could hold his breath
this long.

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Let's call it a night.

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Over.

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That's it.

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Next paycheck I'm definitely
springing for a snorkel.

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So spider-man's fish food now

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and the city has a new hero...

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mysterio.

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A real hero.

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Gas bag.
A man who.

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what?

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Peter? Just wanted to make sure

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you're still alive.

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Mary Jane.

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Oh, no, our date.
I forgot.

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You sure know how to make
a girl feel important.

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Look, if it isn't too late.

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Sorry. In my league,
it's one strike

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and you're out.

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But...

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Oh, that does it.

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My life's been a mess
since the day I put you on.

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I can't even keep a date
because of you.

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Time to turn my life around.

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Hello, world.

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Good-bye, spider-man.

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Don't bother, aunt may.

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I got it.

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Just because I take a picture

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of spider-man
every now and then

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it doesn't mean I know
how to find him.

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Anyway, I hear
he's fish chow now.

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No corpus delicti, Parker.

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I'm betting he's still
spinning webs somewhere.

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Find him. Be my guest.

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Parker, I think
he's been framed.

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This could be your chance
to help an innocent man.

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Sorry. Not my table.

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I don't talk this around
down at the station, but...

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But what?

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I've tried to figure out
who he is

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and what side he's on.

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I don't know all the answers,
but I do know one thing...

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he never turned his back
when he could help...

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which is what you're doing.

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All those times you were
taking pictures of him, Parker?

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Huh! Too bad none of his
character rubbed off.

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She's right.

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Spidey never did turn his
back when he was needed.

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Except once.

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Right after I got my powers

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I figured I could earn
some quick bucks wrestling.

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I made the costume
so nobody would recognize me.

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Hey, help!

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Grab him!

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Don't let him get away!

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Hey, sorry, pal.

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I'm a wrestler, not a cop.

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I figured,
why should I get involved?

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The police were at aunt may's.

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Someone had broken in.

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Bad news for you son.

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My uncle Ben tried to stop him

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but the guy was armed.

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The cop told me
the one who did it

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had been chased to a warehouse

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and whoever it was,
I wanted him first.

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And I got him too.

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It was the crook
from the arena...

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the one I should have stopped,
but I didn't.

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I had the power
and I didn't use it.

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I lost my uncle because
I ignored my responsibilities.

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He always used to tell me

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with great power
comes great responsibility.

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If I stop being spider-man

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who else will suffer?

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Going my way?

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This is driving me crazy.

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You think I'd remember a guy

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with a fishbowl for a head.

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Probably wasn't born with it.

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Just guessing,
though. Wait.

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He said the bridge
was the place I ruined him.

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Brooklyn bridge.

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Incidents involving
spider-man:

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Car accidents, helicopter
crash robberies...

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Must be your hangout.

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A helicopter crash.

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I remember.

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A film crew was shooting a
car-chase movieon the bridge.

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Let me call it up.

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They were filming a scene
with sequential explosions.

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One of them was too powerful,
and it damaged a rotor.

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There's more.
Right before the crash

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I thought I saw
something near the tower.

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It was a mortar.

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The special effects man
had hidden it

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without getting a permit.

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He wanted a bigger explosion.

271
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It was his fault it went down

272
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,247
and he'd have gotten away
with it...

273
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,927
If I hadn't caught him.

274
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,481
They'll arrest me for this

275
00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:34,129
and it's all because of you!

276
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I will get you, I swear.

277
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,182
This is something you have
trouble remembering?

278
00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:40,792
Hey, I hear that kind of thing

279
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two, three times a week.

280
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,789
His name was Quentin Beck.

281
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,924
He got a year in
jail for his crime.

282
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,034
That Beck's address?

283
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,403
Wonder studios?

284
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,428
Yeah, but...

285
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,675
That clinches it.

286
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,907
And New York welcomes mysterio

287
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,877
as its newest and greatest...

288
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,437
A fax coming in for you, sir.

289
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,371
"Dear chuckles

290
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,557
"want the real story
on mysterio and spider-man?

291
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,274
"Go to wonder studios now.

292
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,416
Your friendly
neighborhood spider-man."

293
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:18,843
Whoa.

294
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:21,226
Beck's a one-man
spidey fan club.

295
00:14:22,163 --> 00:14:23,464
Suction cups.

296
00:14:23,465 --> 00:14:27,101
Seems kind of low-tech,
but, hey, it works.

297
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,322
Beck's got all the plans
right here.

298
00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:31,615
The museum, the mall,
the bridge...

299
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,387
It must have taken him months
to set up those stunts.

300
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:39,814
the museum roof caving in!

301
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:41,182
So that's how he did it.

302
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,681
Beck's created a new
holographic technology...

303
00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:46,554
small, portable
and frighteningly realistic.

304
00:14:46,555 --> 00:14:49,691
There are a lot of brains
in that sick fish bowl.

305
00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:52,795
Looks like he was planning
a major crime spree.

306
00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:04,607
Okay, Beck, you...

307
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,801
Getting real tired
of these fakes, Beck.

308
00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:14,650
It's not all fake.

309
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,318
Some of it is real.

310
00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:18,530
You decide which is which

311
00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:20,089
you can.

312
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,391
Oh. I'll give you
a little help.

313
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:24,518
When you disappear

314
00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:26,995
it won't be an illusion.

315
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:30,500
Hey!

316
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,570
What is this, Beck?
Carnival time?

317
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,764
At least I didn't have
to wait in line.

318
00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:45,182
Spider-man's in
there, isn't he?

319
00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:46,930
This is none of your business.

320
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,953
You can't talk to me that way.

321
00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:51,880
I have influence.
I'll have you pounding a beat.

322
00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:53,238
Look, you want in

323
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,005
then give me a hand
with this door.

324
00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:03,304
Next time I'll stick
to the pony rides.

325
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,054
Why is my spider sense
going cra...

326
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:08,406
oh, great.

327
00:16:08,407 --> 00:16:11,074
Now I've stepped
into a ray harryhausen movie.

328
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,478
Or maybe it's Roger corman.

329
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:18,286
Let's see how real you are.

330
00:16:18,451 --> 00:16:21,086
That's Hollywood for you...
gruff exterior

331
00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:24,057
but underneath it all,
a heart of aluminum.

332
00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:43,476
There's a certain irony here.

333
00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:46,879
Time for the cavalry
to arrive, isn't it?

334
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,536
Well, they're here.

335
00:16:48,561 --> 00:16:50,483
Help! Get us out of here!

336
00:16:50,484 --> 00:16:52,116
They have nothing
to do with this.

337
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,141
Let them go.

338
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,305
Well, Jamison you can keep...

339
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,587
Enough!

340
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,649
It's payback time.

341
00:16:58,822 --> 00:17:00,669
Payback? For what?!

342
00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:02,235
You did it all to yourself.

343
00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:05,077
Yes. That's what
my psychiatrist said.

344
00:17:05,102 --> 00:17:06,038
But you know what?

345
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:08,672
His sessions never
made me feel this good.

346
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,072
Help me!

347
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,097
Help!

348
00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:14,337
Hurry!

349
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:20,314
Loop it around.

350
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:23,882
Okay, spidey, pull like
you've never pulled before.

351
00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:28,687
Time for the grand finale.

352
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,170
Which of us is real?

353
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:35,965
By the time you figure
it out it'll be too late.

354
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,743
One chance. I got to
trust my spider sense.

355
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,481
Just close my eyes and...

356
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,960
What do you think of
your big hero now?

357
00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:48,920
Just get me out of this.

358
00:17:48,979 --> 00:17:51,247
Did I hear a "please"?

359
00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:53,249
Guess that's a wrap.

360
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,694
A riddle, Mr. Parker...

361
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:59,123
what do I have in common
with spider-man?

362
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:01,990
Uh... you both look good
in skintight outfits?

363
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,226
No.

364
00:18:03,227 --> 00:18:05,661
We both haven't been
ourselves lately.

365
00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:06,968
Care to walk me to class?

366
00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:08,094
Sure.

367
00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:12,632
Look, I'm sorry for hanging
up on you last night.

368
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,938
And I'm sorry I forgot our date.

369
00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:16,339
Still want help
with your physics?

370
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:17,974
Nay, good sir.

371
00:18:17,975 --> 00:18:19,949
To paraphrase an
ancient playwright

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00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,114
she who learns must study.

373
00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:24,457
So I did, and I passed my test.

374
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,882
Congratulations.

375
00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:27,951
Thanks. My class
is in here.

376
00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:28,952
Got to run.

377
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:32,599
But, you know physics
is a lot like theater.

378
00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:33,991
I get it now.

379
00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:36,560
It's all about making sense
out of life.

380
00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:37,903
Once I realized that

381
00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,330
it was easy.

382
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:40,574
I get it now too.

383
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,248
Thanks for helping me

384
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:44,153
make sense out of my life,
uncle Ben

385
00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:46,113
and spider-man's life too.

386
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:50,498
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