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inmate in solitary confinement. Did you put on cologne to stock mom?

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 Doc and Nora. She her favorite. Listen, I got to get my porn back but I'm not going to be able to

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 get the floor closes. It's 10 bucks in a 40. 10 bucks. What do you think I have 8? We get 20.

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 Who do you have the word? She's beautiful.

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 She was. She's out of my life now. She's older to buy Jen's ring.

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together I never managed to get her off. She broke up with you for that? I mean without even telling you

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 had a fix it? She said she did. I didn't listen. Well, I think girl who says that is either

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 lying or trying to find an easy way out. She's right. I suck in bed, dude. How could you possibly know that for sure? I asked.

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breakfast. Little when they're not out, I got off when we have sex. Yeah, it never happened.

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 having to come to mind. Oh, we're young and inexperienced. Am I right? I'm so sorry.

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 You were the best lay I ever had and I've been searching for that morning ever since we broke up.

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There. Will that help you sleep better? You losers and your quarter-like panic attacks. If I had a

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 bonk for every time you've pushed these got lonely and asked how you were in bed and have my fat

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 sucked up. Instead of doing this crap five times a week. Thank the lot, prick. I'm sorry, Will. You do

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 need terrible lay. She was my neighbor when I was growing up. She had soft hands.

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seconds out of their lives to tell you you were missing something but they didn't. This is their

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 missed opportunities to make up for. I lost my virginity when I was 14. It's almost half my life.

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 go out and find the easiest check out there and not back on this flush cell. And then tomorrow

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you're going to do the same. And then this weekend you're going to do it again and you're going to

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 keep doing it until you've banged enough skates to hone your crap. I don't want to have sex with

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 a bunch of women. I just want Jen.

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Show her what you're making. You really think if I've become a better lover, she'll take me back.

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 It's going to be a good thing. Hold on one second please.

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Yes, but we're a capacity right now. So I'm going to do a couple minutes because we

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 adhere to a very strong car. I gotta get a pinata from my daughter's birthday.

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 Yeah, I understand. Just give me two bad room.

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 I'm going to take you stick you in a fucking car. They're you up and candy.

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Lacey out. What's the half's after work? My man, a little booze and bitches and my ride.

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 Are you sure? Because Pete this I got a VIP passes to that new strip club.

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 The throbbing unicorn. Huh?

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 Someone just left these on my windshield. I just found them there.

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 I'm good. Thanks anyway. All right. Well, that dances for me. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

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 Get in here. Look at that. I asked right hold up stop. Are you

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Perm the nap? Maybe lose a little bit of the weight around the hips. All right. Maybe get on the lap band,

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 show a little more cleavage and you're in next time. Okay.

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 But we're twins. Yeah, right. And this guy's black.

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 She's not wearing a bra. You are. Is this a really double mid commercial or something?

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 Please, can I please come in? We're closing. I know, I know, but I would be so super quick.

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 Like Lincoln, you missed me. The flash with boobs.

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You know who the flash is? Super speed. Little wingy thing is on his mask.

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Hello there. Can I help you with anything? No, good. Thanks. Sure. Yeah. My name is Ryan.

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 Man, I'm sure. Okay. I'll be around. All right. Cool. Thank you.

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 Broper. I found you in one last pinata. Awesome. Thank you so much. Yeah. It's perfect. Cool.

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 I'm gonna let me know. I'm gonna be a handout if you need it. Okay, see you.

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 Well, thank you for shopping at Behind the Velvet rope. We stayed up at after hours for you.

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I just want to let you know what next week we're having a happy hour. Two for one.

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 Tasty. He's smelling like wet dog ass.

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 I work over at the Red Talten. So is that the free food dog Ken O'Lunkoner?

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 You know, we prefer canine spawn meditation retreat.

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 Ooh. What? It's cute. I can't talk if you like, but I know about 30 dogs with

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 prettier nails than either of you. I'm a cat person.

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She's angry a lot. So a lot of stuff for dog party. Yeah. Well, one of my

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 Thanks for bringing the boxes. You're welcome. Wait. Your entire crew.

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 Have fun with the party. Thank you.

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 Do you need cups? What does everybody drink out of the same punch bowl?

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You know what? Just for that, you're coming to my party. Am I now? Yes, you are.

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 I'm Will. Come and book it. Emma, the flash with boobs.

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 Yeah. What's your address? 1768 Glendon. All right. It's Saturday, noon to three and I'll

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 drop and invite in the next couple days. Okay. Okay. Goodbye.

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 Goodnight, Mr. Roka. And take it easy on yourself this time. It's delicate flesh down there.

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Oh, hello, young stranger. I see you returning your adult features.

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 No, these are mine. Oh, I am here. Why don't we grab a few more for your whole being entertainment?

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 Look at what I found on our doorstep. Did he come by to get some pouring pop?

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 He sure did, Billy. Why don't you and Marty take this horny buster brown into our video vault

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 where he can browse our many fine selections. Your home is a movie shop.

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Oh, just the one room and it's adult DVDs and videos only.

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 But next week we'll be launching our live web streaming. Why, Graham? Are you sure this one doesn't

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 Come on, we have tons of needle smut. Come on, Marty. Take them downstairs.

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Porn is used to keep shiffles perverts off the streets.

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 Should I all run? Give us a minute?

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 Oh, shucks. I didn't get to show you anything from the barely legal section.

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 Aren't they angels? Why I think they could run our little business better than us?

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 What is this? Well, that is a very special film young man, the contents of which

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 defy the logic of everything you know about lovemaking. If you watch that film,

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 your life will change forever. What do you mean?

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 That video has great power inside. Within its magnetic tape lies,

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the magic that gives its viewer the power to become one of the world's greatest sexual beings.

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 Your endurance will never fail. Your stamina will never cease.

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 And every woman you lie with will always be satisfied.

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 Many, many times over. As if you were the star of your very own, never ending on a graphic film.

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 I did it. It's a joke, right? Nathan called you guys and I was on my way over.

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Young man, we know nothing about you or your friend. We never tell anyone who comes here about that tape.

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 It knows who needs help. And whatever your intimacy issues are, they will become a thing of the past.

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 I don't have intimacy issues.

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 There are three rules to obey otherwise the power of the film gives you will be lost.

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but do not skip one to move on to the next. Two, if you fail to sleep with all the women on the tape,

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 tonight. You must finish your journey by that time or all of your experiences become nothing but

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 memories for you and you alone. Well, now that that's a super serious ballet who is out of the way,

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 who wants an A cream? I do.

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Someone sure loves that cream. Don't tease the boy. He's going to need all the energy he can get.

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 Hey, player. Can you help brother out? I'm looking for this club called the Propping Unicorn.

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 You know, somebody left these three passes on my windshield. I mean, it does that shit, right?

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 Anywho to make a long story short, am I even in the right motherfucking neighborhood?

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Yeah, actually take a left, go to the light, take a ride, and then it'll be on your left hand side.

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00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,120
 So, lead. Thank you, well. I'd ask you to come along with me tonight, but um,

239
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:15,760
 you got some important business to attend to. So, you hurry on home and you watch that video.

240
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,920
 That shit's gone. Change your life, son.

241
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:25,920
 [Laughter]

242
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,920
 Peace.

243
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,920
 [Laughter]

244
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,920
 Weird.

245
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,920
 Wait, how does that strange guy know my name?

246
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,920
 [Music]

247
00:25:41,920 --> 00:26:05,920
 [Music]

248
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:29,920
 [Music]

249
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:37,920
 [Music]

250
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:43,920
 Wait, what's that mean? Oh, shit. Oh, yes.

251
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:51,920
 [Music]

252
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Wow.

253
00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:01,920
 [Music]

254
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:11,920
 [Music]

255
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:25,920
 [Music]

256
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,920
 All right, home.

257
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,920
 And then what happened to you last night? Did you get my messages? Oh, my God.

258
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,920
 What did you try to fuck a light socket?

259
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:41,920
 No, there was, I doesn't know it's that much effort to try to lie about your kinky fetishes.

260
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,920
 I just don't care.

261
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,920
 Good dressed. Operation Tang Bang started with that, you buddy.

262
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,920
 We got to make up for the last time. We're working out.

263
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,920
 Sheep school for your wolf-like interior. What?

264
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,920
It just trusts me. We're gonna flex a little pickies.

265
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:05,920
 Then you let them forward. Reach from your stiff bones to your back.

266
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,920
 You'll extend up to the count of your pet. As you hold your belly in,

267
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,920
 soften to your shoulder blades and reach your heels back.

268
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,920
 How do I know?

269
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,920
 Dude, I can't believe you made me pay 20 bucks just a fucking breath.

270
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,920
 Are you kidding? Will you look around? This is exactly the type of good you should be nailing.

271
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920
 Flex a good.

272
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,920
Press one heel down at a time and open up into Vashi Stasana.

273
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,920
 And turning the left palm forward, slide the left shoulder down the back.

274
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,920
 God, no!

275
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,920
 Are you okay?

276
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,920
 Yeah.

277
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,920
 I know you.

278
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,920
 You do.

279
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,920
 So, are you okay?

280
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,920
 Can you finish?

281
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920
 Yeah, totally.

282
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,920
 Are you okay?

283
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,920
 Fine, just fine.

284
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920
 Let's do the second side.

285
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920
 Move into plank pose.

286
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,920
 Please, Vashi Stasana second.

287
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920
 Dude, you touched me.

288
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920
 That's amazing.

289
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,920
 Left hand, left foot, stacking your hips, right on top.

290
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,920
 I love you.

291
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,920
 I'm sorry.

292
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,920
 Sorry.

293
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,920
The Masty.

294
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
 Clap.

295
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:34,920
 Dude, there's no way you're hitting that.

296
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
 I mean, every guy in here is asked her out.

297
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,920
 She's like Air Force One with their own F-16.

298
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920
 There's no penetrating that air space.

299
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,920
 Ooh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

300
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,920
 Come here.

301
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,920
 Hey, I'm Will.

302
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,920
 Well, falling guy, I just wanted to thank you for not kicking me out earlier.

303
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,920
 I'm Re.

304
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,920
 I thought you did great this being your first class.

305
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,920
 You noticed that, huh?

306
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920
 I don't take my students well.

307
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
 No, that's not what I'm trying to do.

308
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920
Then, what are you trying to do?

309
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,920
 Um...

310
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,920
 This.

311
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:26,920
 Is that supposed to turn me on?

312
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920
 Yes.

313
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,920
 Go slower, Will.

314
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,920
 Or gentle.

315
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,920
 I'm not going anywhere.

316
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,920
 Yeah, cool.

317
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,920
 Wait, like, we're really going to do this.

318
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,920
 You want to sex with me?

319
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

320
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,920
 I don't want to call you tight pants girl the rest of the day.

321
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,920
 Wait, what was your name?

322
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920
 It's Betsy.

323
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,920
 Betsy, Betsy, fit.

324
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,920
 Did you hear that, Betsy?

325
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:09,920
 Oh, Betsy.

326
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920
 Don't bet, hey, I'm going to call you Betsy.

327
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,920
 Okay, I'll find you.

328
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920
 He's wide.

329
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,920
 Ah, ah, ah.

330
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,920
Whoa.

331
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920
 Easy on the hips.

332
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,920
 Use your knees.

333
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

334
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,920
 Yeah.

335
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

336
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,920
 No, no, no, no.

337
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:44,920
 [CHEERING]

338
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,920
 So nice meeting you.

339
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,920
 Maybe I'll see you next class.

340
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920
 Sure.

341
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,920
 Look, that may have been the most spectacularly amazing moment

342
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,920
 I have to ask.

343
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,920
 Why?

344
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,920
 Why did you just have sex with me?

345
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920
 I have no idea.

346
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,920
 But you know that move that I showed you

347
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,920
 where you're using your knees more than your hips so you last

348
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,920
 longer?

349
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,920
 Keep working on that.

350
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:19,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

351
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,920
 No.

352
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,920
 He's my ride.

353
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,920
No, must stay.

354
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920
 You must stay.

355
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,920
 You're pinna treat your airspace.

356
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,920
 Oh, my God, oh, my God.

357
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,920
 Yeah, um.

358
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,920
 How?

359
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,920
 How?

360
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,920
 Just one of those things.

361
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920
 No, one of those things is in a porno.

362
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,920
 You say five words to a girl who won't go out with anybody

363
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920
 and you're plowing her.

364
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,920
 You made a deal with the devil and I want an in on it.

365
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,920
 See, then, I gotta tell you, I've never been that good.

366
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,920
 This is the best sex of my life and it was all my doing.

367
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,920
Seriously, I finished and I was ready to go again right then and there.

368
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,920
 I've been doing it 30 minutes.

369
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,920
 I've never lasted that long.

370
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920
 This is one of the decision I had to read.

371
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920
 The legs are up in my head.

372
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920
 Okay, okay, okay.

373
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920
 Okay, let's do it.

374
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,920
 Okay, okay, listen, listen to me.

375
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,920
 Listen to me.

376
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920
 If you want to continue to talk about those stuff,

377
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,920
 then you're going to need to tweet it because if you talk to me

378
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,920
 about it right now, I'm going to be able to drive this car

379
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,920
 without any hands.

380
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,920
I have a boner.

381
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,920
 Mm, didn't need that.

382
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,920
 It was fluke sex.

383
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,920
 Once in a millennium, a guy finds a girl who was that sad

384
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,920
 and desperate and today was that day and you were that guy

385
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,920
 and she was that girl and that is how that happened.

386
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920
 It has probably right now.

387
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920
 Hey, you might want to sanitize this.

388
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,920
 Oh, come on.

389
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920
 Come on.

390
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:58,920
 [music]

391
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,920
 There he is.

392
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,920
 My yucky hammer.

393
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,920
 Hey, what, I was supposed to keep most of my

394
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,920
 mental sexual experience of your life in secret.

395
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920
 Yeah.

396
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,920
 You hungry?

397
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,920
I could make you one of my classic chocologies.

398
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920
 I'm okay.

399
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,920
 Wait, you're staying here tonight?

400
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:24,920
 What'd you do to slash mom's tires so you can't drive anywhere?

401
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,920
 Did I think I'll call you?

402
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,920
 Dad.

403
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,920
 She needed no times anyway.

404
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,920
 Bob, stop the mail there.

405
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:42,920
 Invitation to something.

406
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,920
 Nice.

407
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,920
 Hey, that was work.

408
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,920
 The usual.

409
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:59,920
 You ever thought that maybe it's time for a career upgrade?

410
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,920
 How so?

411
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:06,920
 My boss at the comic book company, he's looking for new ideas and wants me to pitch.

412
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,920
Now we both know that you're an English major with a completely useless degree in creative writing,

413
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,920
 but you do have good taste in comics.

414
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920
 So here's the idea.

415
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920
 New hatches story.

416
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,920
 I'll do the art and dress it up a little bit.

417
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,920
 We'll go in, get a little razzle, basil on, and boom.

418
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,920
 Soon kids have our ship on their wall.

419
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920
 Oh, no.

420
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920
 Selling parties of blood.

421
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920
 Got it.

422
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,920
 Got it.

423
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920
 Selling parties of blood.

424
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920
 Is it already comics?

425
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920
 Yeah.

426
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,920
 I mean, yeah, I know.

427
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,920
But don't rehash that Sergeant's other idea.

428
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,920
 That story puts the sucks and boy, this shitty story sucks.

429
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,920
 The second Slyther has truth-serve that shoots from his veins.

430
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:58,920
 But let's have learn this and we see the powers.

431
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:08,920
 [MUSIC]

432
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:18,920
 [SOUND]

433
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:28,920
 [MUSIC]

434
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:52,920
 [MUSIC]

435
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920
 Here for the party.

436
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,920
 Hey, yeah, I'm invited.

437
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,920
 But you don't have a dog.

438
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,920
 Right.

439
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,920
 That's not why I'm here.

440
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,920
 Right.

441
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920
 We'll have a good time.

442
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:18,920
 Watch your step.

443
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:28,920
 [MUSIC]

444
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,920
 Small like pool.

445
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:48,920
 [MUSIC]

446
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920
 Hi there.

447
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920
 I'm Meredith.

448
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,920
Emma told me you might want to take one of my babies to a happy home.

449
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920
 Hi, I'm Will.

450
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920
 Sorry, I got my mouth stuffed as yours.

451
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920
 Really good.

452
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
 Oh, they should be.

453
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
 They're dog treats.

454
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:07,920
 Here's your new dog.

455
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,920
 [MUSIC]

456
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,920
 There's a lot of shiny coat.

457
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,920
 Oh, it's right down the hall.

458
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,920
 It was nice to meet you.

459
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:31,920
 [MUSIC]

460
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,920
 [SOUND]

461
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,920
 Hey, Will.

462
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,920
 You're a dog longer too, huh?

463
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,920
 [LAUGH]

464
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,920
 Ah, you smell that Will.

465
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,920
 That's right, son.

466
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,920
 New cars smell.

467
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,920
That little procedure that I'm cold and got 10 years back in Beverly Hills.

468
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920
 They can give you anything.

469
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,920
 You can imagine.

470
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,920
 Yeah, think about the money I save on air freshen, huh?

471
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,920
 [LAUGH]

472
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,920
 Hey, Will, you know that, go Meredith?

473
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920
 You're going to have to fuck her.

474
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,920
 She's next on the tape.

475
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:18,920
 Remember, this is off a gen.

476
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,920
 Neither name the last eye to be letting me know Will.

477
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:28,920
 [LAUGH]

478
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,920
 [SOUND]

479
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:46,920
Hi, I got distracted and he ate some goodies off my plate and it didn't go well with his stomach and then me.

480
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,920
 I'm just, I'm just not like my fault.

481
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,920
 I don't know if it's any puke.

482
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,920
 It's a general.

483
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,920
 My is.

484
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920
 Right.

485
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,920
 Well, the bathroom is yours, don't you?

486
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,920
 It's real.

487
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,920
 [MUSIC]

488
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,920
 I think he's really lucky to have you.

489
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920
 Oh, how so?

490
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,920
 You've been pretty.

491
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,920
 Oh, that is so fucking cute.

492
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,920
 [MUSIC]

493
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,920
 He tastes like dog biscuits.

494
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,920
 Sorry.

495
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,920
 Wait, do you know what dog biscuits taste like?

496
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,920
 [MUSIC]

497
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,920
I'm going to pick her up.

498
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,920
 [MUSIC]

499
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920
 Meredith, is that you?

500
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,920
 Yeah.

501
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,920
 [MUSIC]

502
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,920
 You okay?

503
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,920
 Never better.

504
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,920
 [MUSIC]

505
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
 Okay, I'll just see the head panel.

506
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920
 I'm coming.

507
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,920
 Coming.

508
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,920
 So.

509
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,920
 [MUSIC]

510
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,920
 She's okay.

511
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,920
 [MUSIC]

512
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,920
 I just love this.

513
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,920
 I love this, but it's been so, so much.

514
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,920
 You got a couple, you got it.

515
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,920
 Later.

516
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:19,920
 [MUSIC]

517
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,920
 That's lovely.

518
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,920
 Lovely.

519
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,920
 Lovely.

520
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,920
 That's great.

521
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920
 Oh.

522
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:38,920
 Honey, did you not notice that I crossed the finish line and that saved more than

523
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,920
 the last one?

524
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Right, no, I'm happy about that.

525
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,920
 I just, I have to get really good at this sex thing really fast.

526
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,920
 Is that's good?

527
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,920
 Long story with a not happy ending for right now?

528
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,920
 Hmm.

529
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,920
 Wow.

530
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:57,920
 Whoever she is, she's one lucky little girl.

531
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,920
 But can I get used for the last?

532
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,920
 Please.

533
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920
 Okay.

534
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920
 Let the woman leave the race.

535
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,920
 She'll let you know when it's kind of sprint.

536
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,920
 See, I've been divorced for two years and I will start and I think there was a lot

537
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,920
 prohibiting 35 year olds having sex, right?

538
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920
 No.

539
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,920
You kidding me?

540
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,920
 You can have your love, you can do with you.

541
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,920
 You are such a little fucking nymph.

542
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:34,920
 I'm gonna box you up, but I am not giving you a discount on my dogs.

543
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,920
 She'll want.

544
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,920
 She'll probably go out there and it's been talking about you all day.

545
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
 What?

546
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,920
 I want to tell if you don't.

547
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:52,920
 Would your baby get sick and eat all day?

548
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,920
 Hmm.

549
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,920
 Why do you smell like new carbs?

550
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920
 Oh my god.

551
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
 Oh my god.

552
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,920
 Oh my god.

553
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:01,920
 Everyone eat.

554
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,920
 I'm so sorry.

555
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,920
 I'm gonna go.

556
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,920
Fogo got into one of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

557
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
 the, the, the, the, the.

558
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,920
 I'm gonna go.

559
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920
 I really want to hang out.

560
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,920
 I want you to hang out with me too.

561
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,920
 Well, here he is.

562
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,920
 Will you ready for you?

563
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,920
 Just lightly discussed.

564
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,920
 You are adopting one of the puppies of it is so great.

565
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
 Yeah.

566
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
 Yeah.

567
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,920
 Well, he's already passed my, uh, door row background check.

568
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,920
 So I just needed to deposit a $300 and then he's all yours to take on.

569
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,920
 But it's so great.

570
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920
 I'm so,

571
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,920
[MUSIC]

572
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,920
 [SOUND]

573
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920
 [SOUND]

574
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,920
 Don't you have to, uh, go.

575
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920
 Go.

576
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,920
 Your ranks are waiting for you outside.

577
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:56,920
 You should call me like for the dog or anything really.

578
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,920
 I mean, just call me.

579
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920
 Great.

580
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,920
 Okay.

581
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920
 Okay.

582
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920
 Coles.

583
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920
 Right.

584
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,920
 Did you see the way she was looking at you?

585
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
 She undressed you with her stare.

586
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920
 [SOUND]

587
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,920
 But then again, you do have a wait with women, don't you?

588
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,920
 [SOUND]

589
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920
 You're gonna have a buck for this ball of her?

590
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,920
 Yeah, I'll need to check and then you can pay for the rest of the next 10

591
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
business days.

592
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920
 So nice to meet you.

593
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:32,920
 [SOUND]

594
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,920
 Can you shoot into it?

595
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920
 I hope so.

596
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,920
 Jesus.

597
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:45,920
 [MUSIC]

598
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,920
 Hey dad.

599
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,920
 You mean a new room?

600
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,920
 Sorry, I'm listening to your mom talk on her cell phone.

601
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,920
 Did you realize she waxes down there now?

602
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,920
 Okay dad.

603
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,920
 How can you listen to mom's conversations?

604
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,920
 It's just a basic goal to trans better.

605
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:04,920
 I followed her to lunch and when she got up to go to the bathroom, I walked over her table.

606
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,920
 Dropped it at her purse.

607
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,920
Now, over the bag goes, the buck goes, and I hear everything.

608
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,920
 Wait, she's getting another call.

609
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,920
 I, the reception is better to the closer I am.

610
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920
 So I'm gonna tell her car.

611
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,920
 Is this getting that hand?

612
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920
 No, I made the left.

613
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,920
 He's almost way home.

614
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,920
 He bought a pizza.

615
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,920
 It should be here in a second.

616
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,920
 You have cash to pay for, right?

617
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,920
 [LAUGH]

618
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:34,920
 I was just thinking our apartment could use a good guard dog.

619
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,920
 Okay dad, this is not your apartment.

620
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,920
 Okay, bye.

621
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,920
 Just you and me.

622
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,920
Did you see what Santa Paul is, Brucken?

623
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920
 All right.

624
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,920
 Maybe you're here.

625
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,920
 Get Slim Juice.

626
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,920
 One for you, one for me.

627
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:02,920
 I got you some alltoids 'cause you got stank breath.

628
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:13,920
 And I got me a Snickers bar 'cause I need some strength.

629
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,920
 Hey, Tony and she's pizza, your total's 15, 20 times.

630
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:17,920
 Yeah, can you hold on for a couple minutes?

631
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920
 I got a word of this isn't here.

632
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,920
 'Tis pizza, I don't want to pay for it.

633
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,920
 Listen dude, I've got six pike in the car that needs to be delivered in a half an hour.

634
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,920
And if they don't get there in time, then it's my ass.

635
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:32,920
 And if it's my ass, then it's your ass.

636
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,920
 Your ass.

637
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,920
 Oh boy.

638
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:41,920
 [LAUGH]

639
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,920
 Do you know what my favorite Tonya needs is?

640
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920
 Shut the dark.

641
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920
 Sausage.

642
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:51,920
 Oh, shut your filthy face and let's get to the center of my tootsie power.

643
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:59,920
 [MUSIC]

644
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,920
 Big boy.

645
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,920
 [MUSIC]

646
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,920
 Uh-oh.

647
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:20,920
 [MUSIC]

648
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,920
 Hey, hey, get out there.

649
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,920
 You could be here to keep the standing turret, burglar.

650
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:36,920
 [MUSIC]

651
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,920
 What?

652
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,920
 You're being the sausage, I speak to girl.

653
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,920
Actually, she bang me, and you should take me.

654
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920
 It's over 15 bucks.

655
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,920
 What the?

656
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,920
 You were going to tell me what's going on here.

657
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,920
 Explain to yourself, you've got women throwing themselves at you.

658
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:57,920
 Your dick has become some sort of currency, so it begs the question, what the fuck man?

659
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920
 All the tape.

660
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
 What tape?

661
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
 Let me see her.

662
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,920
 Was it some sort of self-help thing that helps you hypnotize women that normally wouldn't

663
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,920
 breed the air within 50 feet of you?

664
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,920
 Thanks.

665
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,920
No, it actually has magical powers and makes me like a sex god.

666
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,920
 Literally washed it, a bunch of women's faces flashed across the screen, and now I'm sleeping with a new woman practically.

667
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,920
 Every time I leave the house.

668
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920
 Oh shit.

669
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,920
 Who was he even free pizza?

670
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,920
 All right, fun.

671
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,920
 You have heard of the DVD player, yeah?

672
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:37,920
 Yeah, I'm saving up for one of those Gervier track cassette players I keep talking about.

673
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,920
 She's a little chunky.

674
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,920
 Wade's like 60 pounds.

675
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,920
You're avoiding the subject and you're holding up a lot.

676
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,920
 Yeah, yeah, these women are smoking.

677
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,920
 They were there.

678
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920
 They were there.

679
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,920
 They were there.

680
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,920
 Yeah, it makes me feel better to know that you're just still lucky to smell a lot.

681
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,920
 Yeah, that didn't do it right last.

682
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,920
 Nathan, I swear, this tape and the women that are on it, I'm supposed to sleep with them all.

683
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,920
 So that I can get back to Jen because I'll be a better lover.

684
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:11,920
 Frank, you give me late and I'll believe you.

685
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,920
 How?

686
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:32,920
Where's this magic of yours?

687
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,920
 Okay, you're not listening.

688
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920
 Show me the magic.

689
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,920
 You're not listening.

690
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920
 I told you I can't have sex with any woman I touch.

691
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,920
 How do you know?

692
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,920
 Have you even touched a girl that's not on this magical videotape that only you can see?

693
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,920
 No, but no, no, you haven't.

694
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,920
 You're going to go out there and you're going to shake hands if anything which moves, so we're going to have an origin.

695
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,920
 I'm saying I'll believe you.

696
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920
 We're not having an origin.

697
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,920
 We're having an origin.

698
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,920
Go.

699
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:13,920
 I can't get away.

700
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:20,920
 I can't get away.

701
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,920
 I can't get away.

702
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:26,920
 Sorry.

703
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:33,920
 I'm going to do something else.

704
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,920
 Hi.

705
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920
 Hi.

706
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,920
 Hi.

707
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,920
 What's your name?

708
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,920
 Brianna.

709
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,920
 Hi, Brianna.

710
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,920
 Hi.

711
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920
 Wanna have an orgy?

712
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,920
 Yes.

713
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,920
 I thought you'd never ask.

714
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,920
 Okay.

715
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,920
 Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.

716
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,920
 You're in the wrong order on the tape.

717
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,920
 What?

718
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,920
 Oh, you're still out of order.

719
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,920
 God, that's nice.

720
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,920
 Order.

721
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,920
 There is no order when you orgy.

722
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:09,920
 You just orgy.

723
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,920
 Yes, of course.

724
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,920
 You should meet me in the bathroom.

725
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,920
 Uh-huh.

726
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Last stolen the left and I'll be right in and I'll give you a nice orgy.

727
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920
 You promise?

728
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920
 Yes, I'll.

729
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,920
 Okay.

730
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920
 Go.

731
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,920
 Bye.

732
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,920
 Puck.

733
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,920
 Boom, bitch.

734
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,920
 Make it.

735
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,920
 Make it.

736
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,920
 Make it.

737
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920
 Make it.

738
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,920
 Oh, there he is.

739
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,920
 Hey, where's my hair on?

740
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,920
 There's no time for small doctors.

741
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,920
 I'll be in the bathroom last on the left.

742
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,920
 Don't feel the lights and don't open your mouth until you're done.

743
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,920
 The tape works.

744
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:57,920
 [MUSIC]

745
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,920
 This is a take over.

746
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,920
 The take over.

747
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
 I'm chasing her.

748
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,920
 Not hostile but so will be one.

749
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,920
This is a master piece.

750
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,920
 Our passions piece.

751
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,920
 Our finish.

752
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,920
 And then I'll be done.

753
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,920
 This is a take over.

754
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,920
 I'll taste I learned to like when my numbers were low.

755
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,920
 This is a master piece of vast release.

756
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,920
 I'd stay what you want me to go.

757
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,920
 Wait, who's this?

758
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:37,920
 I'm jumping my jaw with a nerve.

759
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,920
 It aches like she's reaching inside me.

760
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:48,920
 And melting my heart.

761
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,920
 It's hopeless.

762
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,920
 So now it's a take over my safe and sure.

763
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,920
 The place by a fear that you run.

764
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,920
 She is a master piece.

765
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:03,920
 Our perfect piece.

766
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:04,920
Our perfect piece.

767
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,920
 She knows no one.

768
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,920
 Look him.

769
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,920
 Look at the changing trick.

770
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,920
 Who's that?

771
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,920
 No!

772
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,920
 You're getting a pig bearing to look.

773
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,920
 Get.

774
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,920
 [MUSIC]

775
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,920
 No!

776
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:28,920
 [MUSIC]

777
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,920
 [MUSIC]

778
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,920
 Hell no.

779
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:46,920
 [MUSIC]

780
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:56,920
 [MUSIC]

781
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:16,920
 [MUSIC]

782
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,920
 Yeah, that's it.

783
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:18,920
 I'm on the beam.

784
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,920
 I'm not going to water it.

785
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,920
 Oh yeah, no, that's it.

786
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,920
 Oh yeah, yeah, make that today.

787
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920
 Be a crumble.

788
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,920
 I've been my lady.

789
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,920
 Here we go.

790
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,920
 Don't you ever talk to me?

791
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,920
 Tell your don.

792
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,920
 Yeah, you can't break my bum in there.

793
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,920
 [MUSIC]

794
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,920
Yeah, I'll save and show.

795
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,920
 Replace by a fear that you run.

796
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,920
 He is a master piece.

797
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,920
 I'll perfect peace.

798
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,920
 I hope that she knows I'm no one.

799
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:19,920
 [MUSIC]

800
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:44,920
 [MUSIC]

801
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,920
 Here you go.

802
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,920
 [MUSIC]

803
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:50,920
 Hi.

804
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,920
 Good afternoon, checking in.

805
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,920
 Yeah.

806
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,920
 Actually, we have an appointment with Emma.

807
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,920
 Yes, Mr. Hembury.

808
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,920
 You're a party a few weeks ago.

809
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920
 Yes.

810
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,920
 This is the pub that you adopted.

811
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,920
 Yes.

812
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,920
 Do you mind if I hold them?

813
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,920
 I should have a drink.

814
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,920
 I'm confused.

815
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,920
 Oh, you're just a little lover.

816
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,920
 Are you?

817
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,920
 Yes, you are.

818
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:22,920
What's his name?

819
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,920
 Doesn't have one yet.

820
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:24,920
 Got a couple ideas.

821
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,920
 [MUSIC]

822
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,920
 That's pretty much it.

823
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,920
 Hey, Will.

824
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920
 Hey.

825
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,920
 Are you ready?

826
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,920
 Yeah, let's do it.

827
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,920
 I mean, ready for the appointment.

828
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,920
 Not doing it.

829
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:41,920
 That's not what I mean.

830
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,920
 Whatever you're doing, if it is, it might not sex.

831
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,920
 It's definitely not sex.

832
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
 We're ready to be girl.

833
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,920
 Yeah, well, let's go.

834
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,920
 [LAUGH]

835
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,920
 I see you later.

836
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,920
 You and you little dog.

837
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,920
 So how are you?

838
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,920
 Great.

839
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,920
 You?

840
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,920
 Great.

841
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:03,920
 Good.

842
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,920
 Sorry.

843
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,920
 For what?

844
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,920
 I want to kiss you.

845
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,920
Okay, so then do it.

846
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,920
 No, I can't do that because then that will lead to the things

847
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:14,920
 since they can't do yet.

848
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,920
 Meaning it's too soon?

849
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,920
 Not exactly.

850
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,920
 I have issues.

851
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,920
 I'm going to go grim flash now.

852
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,920
 Flash.

853
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,920
 It fits.

854
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,920
 Oh, the flash.

855
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,920
 Oh, the flash.

856
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,920
 Oh, my gosh.

857
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,920
 [MUSIC]

858
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:49,920
 I've got a couple hours free, so do I want to get some food?

859
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,920
 No.

860
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,920
 I can just leave flash here.

861
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:58,920
 I'm, but you know, someplace like really public, you know,

862
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,920
 low lit, quarble, so this is served.

863
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:04,920
 Yeah.

864
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,920
 [SOUND]

865
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,920
 Yeah.

866
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,920
 [MUSIC]

867
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:24,920
You let your hair shine like a piffy's movie star.

868
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,920
 Still chew on it, kind of like a little girl.

869
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:32,920
 You take your time when the top's down in your car.

870
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:37,920
 But still hit in your gas when you want to see the world.

871
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,920
 Your everything, your everything, your girls should ever be.

872
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,920
 Your everything, everything to me.

873
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:50,920
 Your everything, your everything, your everything in the sense and

874
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:57,920
 your everything, your everything to me.

875
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:04,920
 You like to stay home with a little boy Chinese and then drag me out.

876
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,920
Suddenly you got a day.

877
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,920
 You're happy when you're feeling safe and so happy, but you die

878
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,920
 not a plane if you ever got a chance.

879
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,920
 Holy moly, look who it is kids.

880
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920
 Oh, call me old fashioned and I think you're a little old to be playing with

881
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,920
 teddy bears, young man.

882
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,920
 Well, Mr. that's my study bear.

883
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:27,920
 Glad I have it.

884
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,920
 Oh, you can't.

885
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,920
 He's just a shame because he likes it.

886
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,920
 [LAUGH]

887
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,920
 How do you know that?

888
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,920
 Oh, well, we've been spying on you for days now.

889
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,920
It's something we like to do together as a family to make sure you're following

890
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,920
 all the rules of the tape.

891
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,920
 And boy, have you that penis of yours probably feels like it's ready to drop

892
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,920
 off if I write kids?

893
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,920
 He's a slut, man.

894
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:50,920
 Sure is, Marty.

895
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:51,920
 Which brings us to Emma.

896
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,920
 What a spectacular piece of you know what she is.

897
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,920
 She gives me what dreams.

898
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,920
 [LAUGH]

899
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,920
 Oh, we just look at the time.

900
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,920
 Well, we'd love to stick around well, but we have plenty of shop you can do before we go home to

901
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,920
cash the lower and 12-show.

902
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,920
 Come on, kids.

903
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,920
 Keep up the fine boning.

904
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:14,920
 [MUSIC]

905
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,920
 Thank you for waiting.

906
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,920
 Small letter.

907
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,920
 So I was thinking since we're already here and I kind of need a pair of jeans.

908
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,920
 So anymore, yes, I will be the dressing room boyfriend.

909
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,920
 Oh, sorry about that.

910
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,920
 No, it's just that it's only our first date.

911
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,920
 It's a date.

912
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,920
 Well, you did pay for the amazingly decadent mall food, so.

913
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,920
 Ah, I can do better than mall food.

914
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,920
Well, I'm pretty sure that you'll have a chance to prove that.

915
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:52,920
 [MUSIC]

916
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,920
 Hey, oh, you said one pair of jeans.

917
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:59,920
 You know, it would be to scolite your responsible for me to ignore these incredible deals.

918
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:00,920
 Oh, okay.

919
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,920
 It would.

920
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,920
 I'll be right back.

921
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,920
 Yeah, right.

922
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,920
 I'll be the decaying skeleton in the leather jacket.

923
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,920
 Okay, have fun.

924
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,920
 [MUSIC]

925
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,920
 Yes.

926
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,920
 [MUSIC]

927
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,920
 Can I help you find a size?

928
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,920
 Yeah, looking for a 31.

929
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,920
 Okay.

930
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,920
 [MUSIC]

931
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,920
Why don't you try these on and while you're in the dressing room, I'll find that size for you.

932
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,920
 Great.

933
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,920
 About Michelle.

934
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,920
 Can you set them up with a room?

935
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,920
 Absolutely, right this way, sir.

936
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,920
 Oh, shit.

937
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,920
 Oh, shit.

938
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,920
 [MUSIC]

939
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,920
 Oh, shit.

940
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,920
 [MUSIC]

941
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,920
 Give me a shout if you need anything.

942
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920
 We'll do.

943
01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:05,920
 [MUSIC]

944
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:06,920
 What are you doing?

945
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:13,920
 I was, I just, I get him first.

946
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:18,920
 You stand guard.

947
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,920
 How's everything going in there?

948
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,920
 I don't know.

949
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:22,920
 I don't need anything.

950
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,920
 You can just do it.

951
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,920
 Let me just help you here.

952
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,920
Okay, you're there.

953
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,920
 Oh, seriously.

954
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,920
 I can't do this right now, can you?

955
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,920
 Can I come back with you, please?

956
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,920
 No, don't do it.

957
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,920
 Jesus.

958
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,920
 These are full.

959
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,920
 Try the rins on the other section.

960
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:42,920
 [MUSIC]

961
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,920
 Well.

962
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:50,920
 [MUSIC]

963
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,920
 Yes, sir.

964
01:02:52,920 --> 01:03:00,920
 [MUSIC]

965
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,920
 Excuse me, did you see a guy with a teddy bear going in there?

966
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:04,920
 No.

967
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,920
 No, guys here.

968
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,920
 None.

969
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,920
 All of this fun.

970
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,920
 That is maintenance.

971
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,920
 Human, baby.

972
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,920
 Human.

973
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,920
 She's, there's a rat running.

974
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,920
 Oh, rampant through this room.

975
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,920
 Yeah, she's aggressive.

976
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,920
 It's huge.

977
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,920
 Okay.

978
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,920
Okay, just, yeah.

979
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:23,920
 Thanks.

980
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,920
 Have a nice day.

981
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,920
 Don't forget to fill out a comment card.

982
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,920
 [MUSIC]

983
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,920
 Well, crazy hack guy.

984
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,920
 What the hell are you doing here?

985
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,920
 The fuck you think I'm doing?

986
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,920
 Well, I'm buying jeans.

987
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,920
 Anybody, what?

988
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,920
 Um, these think me look less black?

989
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,920
 I can't talk to you right now.

990
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,920
 All right, play a fine.

991
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,920
 You go be with Emma.

992
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,920
 Do you remember who the fuck you're doing all this all for?

993
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,920
 Okay, look, I don't want to do any more.

994
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,920
 And I know what the rules of the table are.

995
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,920
You never keep popping up all over the place and telling me.

996
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,920
 Oh, geez, I'm going to use a little bit to you today.

997
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,920
 Oh, well, one more thing.

998
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:05,920
 Thank you.

999
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:10,920
 [LAUGH]

1000
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920
 [LAUGH]

1001
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,920
 I have to be hung in the dumb and full of calm.

1002
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,920
 Yeah, I've got to work.

1003
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,920
 I play.

1004
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:25,920
 Yeah.

1005
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:26,920
 Hey, hello.

1006
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,920
 Where are you?

1007
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,920
 I was looking everywhere for you.

1008
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,920
 I was, um, you know, people in the malls who have you

1009
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,920
 do the surveys for 20 bucks?

1010
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,920
 Yeah.

1011
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:35,920
 I was doing one of those.

1012
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:36,920
 What about?

1013
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,920
 How I feel about malls surveys.

1014
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,920
Hmm, how do you feel about malls surveys?

1015
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920
 I do not like that.

1016
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,920
 Really?

1017
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,920
 Didn't like that answer, so they didn't give me 20 bucks.

1018
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,920
 Do you want to take our teddy bear and go do the go cars?

1019
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:50,920
 Oh, sorry.

1020
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,920
 Oh, hi.

1021
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,920
 Jen.

1022
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:53,920
 Emma.

1023
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,920
 Emma, Jen, Jen, Emma.

1024
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,920
 Hi, nice to meet you.

1025
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,920
 What's up with the teddy bear?

1026
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,920
 You were never in just stuffed animals.

1027
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:07,920
 So how do you do know each other?

1028
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,920
 I was whose girlfriend.

1029
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:11,920
 Oh, yeah.

1030
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,920
 Well, thank you for letting you go.

1031
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,920
 I think he's a keeper.

1032
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,920
 So how's Steve?

1033
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,920
Um, I'm not with Steve.

1034
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:22,920
 I know.

1035
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,920
 I know.

1036
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,920
 I know.

1037
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:25,920
 I know.

1038
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,920
 I know.

1039
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:28,920
 We should probably.

1040
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:29,920
 It was good seeing you.

1041
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,920
 OK?

1042
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,920
 Take care of yourself.

1043
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,920
 Um, how awesome are you?

1044
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,920
 Oh, my God.

1045
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,920
 You were so loud and addressing you when you were having sex

1046
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:39,920
 with that guy.

1047
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,920
 If I were the manager, you would so be fired.

1048
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:44,920
 Wait.

1049
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,920
 Why did we have sex with that guy again?

1050
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,920
 I don't know.

1051
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,920
 And what's up with that teddy bear?

1052
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,920
 It was kind of kinky.

1053
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:54,920
 It was like a three-seven.

1054
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,920
 Oh, hi.

1055
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,920
 Hi.

1056
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,920
 Hi.

1057
01:05:58,920 --> 01:05:59,920
 Hi.

1058
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,920
Would you like to try and appear of our new rich and skinny corner voice?

1059
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:03,920
 Mmm.

1060
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,920
 Absef friggin' lately.

1061
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,920
 Right.

1062
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,920
 It's OK.

1063
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,920
 All right.

1064
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:14,920
 There you go.

1065
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:15,920
 Thank you.

1066
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,920
 I mean, if you need an other size or anything.

1067
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1068
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:45,920
 Dude, man, you are fucking stallion up.

1069
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,920
 I've been black stallion.

1070
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,920
 Fuck the shit out of her.

1071
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:50,920
 Unbelievable.

1072
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:51,920
 Just rail that chicken.

1073
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,920
 Oh, my God.

1074
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,920
 What the--

1075
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,920
 I will be there.

1076
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:55,920
 No, I mean.

1077
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:56,920
 What the fuck?

1078
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:57,920
 Will you put it away?

1079
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:58,920
 Put away--

1080
01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,920
 Oh, my God.

1081
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,920
What the hell are you doing here?

1082
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,920
 I want that video.

1083
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:08,920
 In exchange, I won't tell your boss or your wife what you've been doing.

1084
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,920
 Um, it's OK if I make you a copy.

1085
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,920
 Yeah.

1086
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,920
 Can I finish?

1087
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920
 Ugh.

1088
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1089
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:22,920
 I had a really great time.

1090
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:23,920
 Me too.

1091
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,920
 And now we have this awesome first date story to tell our kids,

1092
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:27,920
 don't we?

1093
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:28,920
 And a really cool name for our dog.

1094
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,920
 But you're a dog.

1095
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:31,920
 Of course.

1096
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,920
 I can't go home with you.

1097
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:33,920
 I know.

1098
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,920
 I mean, I want to.

1099
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,920
 I want you to.

1100
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:35,920
 I can't.

1101
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,920
I mean, because, you know, it has to feel right.

1102
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:39,920
 It will be.

1103
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,920
 Yeah.

1104
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,920
 Yeah.

1105
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,920
 I'm not usually like this.

1106
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,920
 Something bigger is that play here.

1107
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,920
 Like what?

1108
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,920
 They get media.

1109
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,920
 Right.

1110
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:52,920
 Fate.

1111
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:53,920
 Fate.

1112
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,920
 So when do I see you again?

1113
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,920
 Um, it's our night.

1114
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,920
 Is that the previously alluded to second date?

1115
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:01,920
 Yeah, something like that.

1116
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,920
 There's somewhere I have to be.

1117
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,920
 And I'd like for you to join me.

1118
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,920
 OK.

1119
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920
 OK.

1120
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920
 Bye.

1121
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:09,920
 Bye.

1122
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:21,920
 I can't believe I'm waiting to have sex with you.

1123
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:22,920
 Neither.

1124
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:23,920
 Bye.

1125
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1126
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:27,920
 Bye.

1127
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1128
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1129
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:58,920
 I'm reading.

1130
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1131
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:02,920
 Damnit.

1132
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,920
 Chill out, Tito.

1133
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,920
 Whose hair is on fire?

1134
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:07,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1135
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,920
 What?

1136
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1137
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,920
 Where is he?

1138
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:18,920
 That's what Elle means.

1139
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,920
 Come in.

1140
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,920
 Can I fix you a warm glass to have to have the fuck out?

1141
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,920
 I think they're like, "Well, OK.

1142
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,920
 So not only do you have a new girlfriend, a laser,

1143
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,920
 and cheating on her already, what are you talking about?

1144
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,920
 I overheard those sluts them all, the one that you were sleeping with.

1145
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,920
OK, look, it's not what you think.

1146
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,920
 Really?

1147
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,920
 Because I think that you become a whore.

1148
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,920
 A whore.

1149
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:40,920
 What?

1150
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,920
 What do you hook up with me?

1151
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,920
 So why do you care who I sleep with?

1152
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,920
 And why do I give a fuck whatever the hell you think?

1153
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:46,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1154
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920
 I just--

1155
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1156
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,920
 I--

1157
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,920
 I want you to teach me everything.

1158
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,920
 I'm crazy.

1159
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,920
 I think you have a little bit of a--

1160
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,920
 [LAUGHTER]

1161
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:01,920
 I don't--

1162
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920
 Well, I'm really--

1163
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:04,920
 There's no--

1164
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1165
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,920
 Please, Jim.

1166
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,920
 How's your work?

1167
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:11,920
 I've seen boobies before.

1168
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,920
Oh, come on.

1169
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:14,920
 I--

1170
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,920
 I look like you want.

1171
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,920
 You're not even sure it's win.

1172
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,920
 Yeah, it's OK.

1173
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,920
 You know--

1174
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1175
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920
 [LAUGHTER]

1176
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:33,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1177
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,920
 I'll be there.

1178
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:38,920
 I'll be there.

1179
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:39,920
 I'll be there.

1180
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:40,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1181
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:41,920
 I'm just here.

1182
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:42,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1183
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,920
 Oh, my god.

1184
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,920
 Oh, my god.

1185
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1186
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:50,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1187
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1188
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1189
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1190
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1191
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1192
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1193
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1194
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,920
Oh, Jesus!

1195
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:09,920
 Jesus!

1196
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,920
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1197
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:19,920
 That was the most unbelievable sex.

1198
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,920
 Sex of all time.

1199
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:28,720
 You know, the first time was angry that you slept with those

1200
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,920
 moles sluts.

1201
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,440
 And I like it because I said that if you got better at sex,

1202
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,920
 I give us another chance and you did.

1203
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,360
 And I mean, my god, how many girls

1204
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:43,760
 did you sleep with in order to get so good so fast?

1205
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,600
 You know, I don't answer that.

1206
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,120
 I don't really want it now.

1207
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,720
 What matters is that you did this for me.

1208
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,120
So I forgive you for doing whatever it is

1209
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,520
 that you needed to do in order to win me back.

1210
01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:00,120
 No, can you forgive me for cheating on you and for--

1211
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,440
 I'm dumb enough to ever think that you couldn't be the love

1212
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,520
 that I now know.

1213
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,720
 It's just always inside of you.

1214
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,200
 OK.

1215
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,720
 There was a time I was doing this for you.

1216
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,320
 I'm proving myself to be the lover you felt

1217
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:16,320
 I needed to be.

1218
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,320
 It's not what I want anymore.

1219
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,320
 Ooh, what do you want?

1220
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:26,320
 I want you to leave.

1221
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:34,320
 Will, I thought you loved me.

1222
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,320
 Me too.

1223
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,320
 But I don't.

1224
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,320
I'll need more.

1225
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,920
 Oh, what does this is?

1226
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,320
 Revenge sex?

1227
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,120
 Hurt me the way I hurt you?

1228
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:46,920
 No, Jen.

1229
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:47,560
 OK.

1230
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,920
 You know what?

1231
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,520
 You're fucking asshole.

1232
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:55,400
 I-- you haven't even begun to feel my heat.

1233
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,440
 You think you're in love with this Emma?

1234
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,240
 All right, well, let's see how she feels when she finds out

1235
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,880
 about your little extra curricular activities.

1236
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,520
 I'm just going to put a coat of primer before the--

1237
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,560
 You're a fucking pervert.

1238
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,920
 She sounds like a wookie when she organisms.

1239
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,920
 Yeah, she does.

1240
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,920
 Oh.

1241
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:28,440
I thought you wanted Jen back.

1242
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,320
 I fell in love with someone else.

1243
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,640
 And you're subject to Jen because I had two.

1244
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,680
 Because you had two.

1245
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,320
 Yeah, I don't understand that.

1246
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:46,520
 But did I ever think you were for the Rihanna thing?

1247
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,680
 I'll do about 100 times.

1248
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,680
 Thank you.

1249
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:50,680
 Number one.

1250
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,160
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1251
01:13:53,160 --> 01:14:05,040
 Good morning.

1252
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,960
 Welcome to the Ritz-Halden.

1253
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,320
 Checking your guests, dude.

1254
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,320
 No, actually, I have package for Emma.

1255
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,680
 And it's really, really important that she has a brand name.

1256
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,840
She's not in today, but I'll see you too.

1257
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,840
 It gets a first thing tomorrow.

1258
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,840
 My pleasure, ma'am.

1259
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:27,440
 My pleasure.

1260
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:30,440
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1261
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:50,120
 Hi.

1262
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:51,560
 Hey.

1263
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,400
 Wow.

1264
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,800
 You look beautiful.

1265
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,400
 Well, you know, it's hard to screw up this kind of perfection.

1266
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:57,900
 It is.

1267
01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:04,800
 Okay, then.

1268
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,160
 You haven't told me where we're going tonight.

1269
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,760
 I'm taking you somewhere that will shed some light onto why

1270
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:15,200
 I'm unnaturally feending to rip your clothes off.

1271
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,360
 OK.

1272
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,360
 Let's go.

1273
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,800
 All right.

1274
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,520
 There's wonderful as masturbation.

1275
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,440
 It's the chafing.

1276
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,000
I don't know how to--

1277
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:26,480
 I don't know how to--

1278
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:26,680
 Hey.

1279
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,680
 Open them up.

1280
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,680
 Come here, Emma.

1281
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,560
 Hello.

1282
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,720
 Hey, Emma.

1283
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,000
 You got it.

1284
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,440
 So I was recently tempted over the weekend.

1285
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,960
 You see, there was this nice young lady.

1286
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,080
 And I met her at the club.

1287
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:49,040
 And she was such a little whore.

1288
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,240
 She wanted me to rip her clothes off right there

1289
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:55,400
 on the dance floor and put her up against the wall.

1290
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:59,160
 But-- but I did not do that.

1291
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:00,520
 Like a good boy.

1292
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:05,360
 I went into the men's room, walked into a stall,

1293
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:09,720
locked it, dropped my fucking pants,

1294
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:14,000
 and I jaxin' polypped that shit everywhere,

1295
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:21,080
 releasing three weeks' attention in one night.

1296
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,400
 Sadly, I am.

1297
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:28,400
 I ruined my really good going out shirt with my own jithm.

1298
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,400
 Thank you for that, you share.

1299
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:38,760
 [APPLAUSE]

1300
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,080
 Thank you, Sunny, for that needlessly graphic testimony.

1301
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,920
 Who'd like to speak next?

1302
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:52,320
 I would.

1303
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,840
 Hi, I'm Emma.

1304
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:54,320
 Hi, Emma.

1305
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:54,880
 Hi, I'm Emma.

1306
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:55,880
 Hi, I'm Emma.

1307
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,080
 Hi, I'm Emma.

1308
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,080
 And I'm a sex addict.

1309
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:05,960
 Actually, this week marks my one-year anniversary

1310
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,120
of Staining from Sex.

1311
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,040
 [APPLAUSE]

1312
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,920
 Thank you.

1313
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:12,120
 It was crazy hard, though.

1314
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,600
 Not giving in.

1315
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,080
 There were some times where I thought

1316
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:18,240
 I'd jump the first guys that could morning to me.

1317
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,680
 But I didn't.

1318
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,760
 It made me stronger.

1319
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,560
 It made me understand how important it was to wait

1320
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,720
 for the right guy to come along.

1321
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:32,600
 And how special it will be when I finally

1322
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,760
 do share myself with him.

1323
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:41,320
 I think I found him.

1324
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,200
 I just hope now that I've shared my darkest secret with him.

1325
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,080
 He doesn't run away.

1326
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,360
 Thank you.

1327
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1328
01:17:54,360 --> 01:18:10,120
 I'm completely frecked to you right now.

1329
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,360
 Just a light to my outbreak.

1330
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:20,320
 Seriously, I can take it.

1331
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,320
 I need you to know that part of my life.

1332
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,440
 I made problems myself.

1333
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:29,800
 But the next person I was with would be the last.

1334
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,840
 It does part thing.

1335
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:38,560
 It's just my addiction or something else.

1336
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1337
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1338
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1339
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,560
I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1340
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1341
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1342
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1343
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1344
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:01,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1345
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1346
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1347
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1348
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,560
I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1349
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1350
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1351
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1352
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1353
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1354
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1355
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1356
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:34,560
 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1357
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,560
I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day.

1358
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,560
 I can't play full to let some of the or towels get away.

1359
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:40,560
 I wasn't always this good.

1360
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,560
 It's a lot of scale and a whole lot of...

1361
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,560
 Sorry.

1362
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,560
 No one will worry about it.

1363
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,560
 You do not want to know how many people I've been with.

1364
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:54,560
 You said people.

1365
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,560
 Like women too.

1366
01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:02,560
 Really.

1367
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:06,560
 Well, now those experiences you can feel free to share.

1368
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,560
 There's much details possible.

1369
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:16,560
 I have to go to work.

1370
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,560
 I'll see you later.

1371
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:26,560
 I'll get off at night.

1372
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,560
Drop off a movie and I'll come over.

1373
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,560
 Can we?

1374
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:41,560
 Hey, Dave.

1375
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,560
 Morning, um.

1376
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:47,560
 Hey, somebody left this for you yesterday.

1377
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,560
 Oh, who was it?

1378
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,560
 She didn't say who she was.

1379
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,560
 Thank you.

1380
01:20:54,560 --> 01:21:04,560
 [MUSIC]

1381
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:08,560
 [SOUND]

1382
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:26,560
 Hey.

1383
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,560
 I thought I was coming to see you.

1384
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,560
 What's this?

1385
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,560
 Is there a balance video from the mall?

1386
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:42,560
 I think I can explain this.

1387
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,560
 No, you know what?

1388
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,560
 We only kissed at that point.

1389
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,560
 So I can't really pull any sort of territorial thing here.

1390
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:53,560
 But look, I just came here to find out one thing.

1391
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,560
When you had sex with Jen, was that because you still had

1392
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:59,560
 feelings for her or was that something different?

1393
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,560
 It's way more complicated than that.

1394
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,560
 I wanted to get better so I could get her back.

1395
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,560
 Because I thought I loved her and I was the tape with these

1396
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,560
 rules and I had to sleep with these women in a certain order.

1397
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,560
 It made me better.

1398
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:18,560
 And then I met you and you were on the tape, but I, I fell in love with you.

1399
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:25,560
 I told Jen I didn't love her because I love you.

1400
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,560
I'm not supposed to be who they were now, and I never will be.

1401
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,560
 That old till death was part big.

1402
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:37,560
 It'll be the eyes and tell me you won't love me.

1403
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:55,560
 This sound is my sex addicts and not a mess of a boxer.

1404
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,560
 You have a problem well.

1405
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,560
 You need to deal with it.

1406
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,560
 No, I'm not sure.

1407
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,560
 No, I'm not sure.

1408
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:08,560
 No.

1409
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,560
 No, I'm not sure.

1410
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560
 It's fine.

1411
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:12,560
 No, it's fine.

1412
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,560
 It's just I did this for us.

1413
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:15,560
 Excuse me.

1414
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,560
 I'm on, please.

1415
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:26,560
 [MUSIC]

1416
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:42,560
 Sorry, man.

1417
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,560
 That was really hurt.

1418
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:51,560
 I want to go get a time massage.

1419
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,560
 All right.

1420
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,560
Happy ending time for me.

1421
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:15,560
 [MUSIC]

1422
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,560
 Look who it is.

1423
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:20,560
 I trust you've had a very active month in Squire.

1424
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,560
 I just need to give this back.

1425
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:26,560
 Oh, oh my.

1426
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,560
 Wait, wait, just one second.

1427
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:37,560
 [MUSIC]

1428
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,560
 Oh, god damn will.

1429
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,560
 It's been 30 days already, huh?

1430
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,560
 Look, I don't know what you're doing here, slimy dude, but.

1431
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:46,560
 Okay, huh?

1432
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,560
 I know what you're doing.

1433
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:49,560
 But I'm not coming in.

1434
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,560
 I just want to turn this to the table.

1435
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,560
 This man, a will, was there a problem?

1436
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,560
 Do you sleep with all the women on the tape?

1437
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,560
Look, I don't really want to talk about it with you.

1438
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,560
 You just take the goddamn tape back.

1439
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:04,560
 Well, did it ever occur to you that one of the women you slept with could end up being

1440
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,560
 the one you're meant to be with with the rest of your life?

1441
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:08,560
 Yeah, okay.

1442
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:09,560
 That fucking occurred to me.

1443
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,560
 It isn't going to happen.

1444
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,560
 Because you found out that you've been bone in other women?

1445
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:16,560
 Yeah, it's funny how that little detail doesn't sit so well with the woman you love.

1446
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:18,560
Will, remember the rules of the fucking tape.

1447
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:23,560
 In order to retain your sexual prowess, you have to sleep with all the women on the tape.

1448
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:28,560
 In the order that you saw him, and you have to return the goddamn tape in 30 days.

1449
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,560
 Yeah, the days of 30th day.

1450
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:34,560
 And wouldn't it be fucked up if that tape doesn't get returned until tomorrow?

1451
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:38,560
 Not only will you lose everything you gain, but all the women you've met?

1452
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,560
 Yeah, never remember they even met you.

1453
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:47,560
Well, you really want to be with this woman, don't you?

1454
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,560
 I think both you and I know the truth.

1455
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:54,560
 Let me tell you something, son. It's going to take a whole lot of work.

1456
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,560
 Why, hello, young man.

1457
01:25:57,560 --> 01:26:00,560
 You want to come in and chill my wife everything you learned in the past month?

1458
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:01,560
 Oh, okay.

1459
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,560
 Don, it's not on the table.

1460
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,560
 God damn it.

1461
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:12,560
 Will you please put that fucking thing away and go get the ball gag in the kids toy box like I asked?

1462
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:13,560
 This one.

1463
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,560
 I'll be so bossy.

1464
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:16,560
 See you soon, well.

1465
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:22,560
 What a tool.

1466
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,560
Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.

1467
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,560
 Thank you.

1468
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:27,560
 Why is sex dude?

1469
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:29,560
 I'm the best.

1470
01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,560
 [laughs]

1471
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:37,560
 Take it easy, Will.

1472
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:44,560
 [music]

1473
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:48,560
 So it was really going to forget me.

1474
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:53,560
 [music]

1475
01:26:53,560 --> 01:27:00,560
 [music]

1476
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:07,560
 [music]

1477
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:14,560
 [music]

1478
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:18,560
 [laughs]

1479
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:21,560
 [music]

1480
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,560
 Morning.

1481
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:27,560
 Got to fix you soon.

1482
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:30,560
 [music]

1483
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,560
 The bachelor.

1484
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,560
 Yes, the bachelor.

1485
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,560
 [laughs]

1486
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,560
 Okay, I'll come to the rich house in.

1487
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,560
 Oh, it's your name little guy.

1488
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,560
 Flash.

1489
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,560
 His name's Flash.

1490
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,560
 That's a great name.

1491
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:52,560
 What can we do for Flash today?

1492
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:53,560
 Word.

1493
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:54,560
 What can you call him?

1494
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:58,560
Sir, if you come with me, we can begin the interview process for Flash.

1495
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:03,560
 See if he's compatible with the other guests here at the Ritz.

1496
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:07,560
 Sorry, I just remember I need to be somewhere.

1497
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,560
 I'll come back later to interview.

1498
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:10,560
 Okay.

1499
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,560
 I flash.

1500
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,560
 What shit?

1501
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:19,560
 She really doesn't know me.

1502
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:22,560
 Can you believe he put my video on YouTube?

1503
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:27,560
 I mean, you know a billion people are going to see it, and it's not like I can send it in for my bachelor audition.

1504
01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:32,560
 Hi, can we help you?

1505
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,560
 I guess not.

1506
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:39,560
That's a serial killer much.

1507
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,560
 Hey, sir, to bother you, I think I already know the answer to this, but do you remember me?

1508
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,560
 The fact of fuck off, Ray, just need to know if you're--

1509
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,560
 Look just because of the yoga teacher doesn't mean I can't.

1510
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,560
 Keep your fucking ass!

1511
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:49,560
 Okay.

1512
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:54,560
 Oh, God.

1513
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:56,560
 Oh, God.

1514
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1515
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,560
 Take a shot on this bitch's partner.

1516
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1517
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:32,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1518
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:39,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1519
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:46,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1520
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:52,560
 And I'm stuck looking like a lover around TV.

1521
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:58,560
 Don't want to watch you break by.

1522
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:07,560
Don't want to watch you break by.

1523
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:14,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1524
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,560
 Again.

1525
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:21,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1526
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:38,560
 Thank you for having me.

1527
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,560
 Hey, man, where you been?

1528
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,560
 I've been holding up in there for a week.

1529
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:45,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1530
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,560
 Dude.

1531
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:51,560
 You smell like shit.

1532
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,560
 Maybe that's me.

1533
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:57,560
 Why wasn't that dog there?

1534
01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,560
 Dude, this doesn't suck.

1535
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,560
 You're here to buy something.

1536
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,560
 Good trick.

1537
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,560
 You don't need-- no, we don't need to go through all the details.

1538
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:06,560
 We're here because you already like it.

1539
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:07,560
 But here because this--

1540
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:08,560
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1541
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,560
Show 'em the cover.

1542
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:10,560
 You're gonna love this.

1543
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,560
 You're gonna love this.

1544
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,560
 You're definitely here because of this.

1545
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:14,560
 Bam!

1546
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:14,560
 Wow.

1547
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:15,560
 So cut out.

1548
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,560
 And a single breath.

1549
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,560
 It's amazing.

1550
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,560
 All right, amazing.

1551
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:22,560
 All right.

1552
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,560
 Super dad.

1553
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:26,560
 This guy came up with a story I'm doing at Inking.

1554
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:27,560
 What is a super dad dad?

1555
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:28,560
 Two of the flowers.

1556
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,560
 Shoot.

1557
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,560
 It's just a baby.

1558
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:42,560
 This is the last hour of the last day.

1559
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:48,560
 Before the first day on the rest of your life.

1560
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,560
 Pick yourself up now.

1561
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,560
 Hi, pal.

1562
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,560
 Hi, pal.

1563
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:57,560
How did you guys come up with the idea about super dad?

1564
01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:01,560
 Oh, well, we'll had a general story idea about a man's

1565
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,560
 let with superpowers who knocked up a bunch of his one-night

1566
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,560
 stands.

1567
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,560
 So that got us thinking, what if all that humping around came

1568
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,560
 back to haunt him in some way?

1569
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:13,560
 So then we thought, OK, here's the plot.

1570
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:16,560
 Super dad's enemies kill all of his former lovers to get back

1571
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,560
 at super dad.

1572
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,560
 But what they don't know is that super dad has all these

1573
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,560
illegitimate children running around who have inherited his

1574
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:24,560
 superpowers.

1575
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:27,560
 So now not only is he in charge of defending the entire world,

1576
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:30,560
 he's got to raise this gaggle of super powered babies.

1577
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:34,560
 And that's pretty much the springboard to the whole series.

1578
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:35,560
 Right, well?

1579
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,560
 Yeah, what he said he got it.

1580
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,560
 Well, all right, guys.

1581
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:40,560
 Thanks a lot.

1582
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,560
 Thank you.

1583
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:43,560
 Thank you so much.

1584
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:44,560
 Oh, oh, good.

1585
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,560
 Thank you.

1586
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,560
 Thank you.

1587
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,560
 Bye.

1588
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:53,560
 You know, you could act like you're actually enjoying this.

1589
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:54,560
 I'm sorry.

1590
01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:55,560
You're right.

1591
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:57,560
 No, we're at rather be.

1592
01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:58,560
 Yeah.

1593
01:32:58,560 --> 01:32:59,560
 What do I want to do?

1594
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:03,560
 OK.

1595
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,560
 Oh, I hate you.

1596
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,560
 OK.

1597
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:07,560
 Thank you guys, make it out to Ronnie.

1598
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:09,560
 Your favorite mirror mortal.

1599
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,560
 No, brother.

1600
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:11,560
 No, brother.

1601
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:13,560
 I got that up too.

1602
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:14,560
 There you go.

1603
01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:18,560
 This one too.

1604
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:21,560
 It's the first book you ever ain't.

1605
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,560
 See?

1606
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:23,560
 I'm a fan.

1607
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,560
 And this just happened to be walking by where you guys

1608
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:31,560
 happened to be having dinner taken through the window,

1609
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:33,560
 but whoa.

1610
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,560
 So it works.

1611
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:35,560
 See you guys.

1612
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,560
 Just found this off.

1613
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,560
I also got this out of the bathroom stall that you guys used

1614
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:40,560
 after lunch today.

1615
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:41,560
 OK, do I?

1616
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:44,560
 Let me just get your little signature on that.

1617
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:46,560
 You know what guys, keep up the good work.

1618
01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:47,560
 I love you guys.

1619
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,560
 Take action.

1620
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,560
 Some people are just like super weird.

1621
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:58,560
 Oh, man.

1622
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,560
 Hey.

1623
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,560
 Hey, man, what you got?

1624
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,560
 Can you make it out to Landon?

1625
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,560
 Sure.

1626
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:07,560
 I know you.

1627
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:09,560
 You're the guy that came to the rich recently.

1628
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,560
 The dog with a really cute underbite.

1629
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,560
 Flash, right?

1630
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:15,560
 Yeah, that's right.

1631
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:16,560
 Good to see you.

1632
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,560
You too.

1633
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:18,560
 This is my nephew.

1634
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,560
 He loves your comic.

1635
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:19,560
 Sweet.

1636
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,560
 Make sure you get a subscription then that way you don't miss an issue.

1637
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:23,560
 Oh, I will.

1638
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:24,560
 Great.

1639
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:25,560
 Thank you, man.

1640
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:26,560
 Thanks, guys.

1641
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,560
 Welcome.

1642
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:31,560
 You guys at check?

1643
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,560
 Very good.

1644
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:34,560
 Thank you.

1645
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:35,560
 Thank you.

1646
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:36,560
 Thank you.

1647
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:37,560
 Thank you.

1648
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:38,560
 Awesome.

1649
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:39,560
 We'll see you guys next week.

1650
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:40,560
 Thank you.

1651
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:41,560
 All right.

1652
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:43,560
 Guys, that was awesome job, man.

1653
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,560
 This piece was stoked.

1654
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,560
 All right.

1655
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:47,560
 We're in for next week.

1656
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,560
 Do it again.

1657
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:48,560
 All right.

1658
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:49,560
 I'll see you guys later.

1659
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,560
That was fun.

1660
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:51,560
 That was fun.

1661
01:34:51,560 --> 01:35:12,560
 Ladies and gentlemen, I have one of those.

1662
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:13,560
 You did?

1663
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,560
 Yeah.

1664
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:21,560
 I used to have such a crush on Johnny Storm when I was the little girl.

1665
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:25,560
 My brother was a comic book geek, so I got the geek education.

1666
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:26,560
 Bye, I'm awesome.

1667
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:33,560
 Thanks again for signing my nephew's copy of your comic.

1668
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:35,560
 He's totally made his life.

1669
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,560
 No.

1670
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,560
 My pleasure.

1671
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,560
 Speaking of what you should probably find him.

1672
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:41,560
 I think he's OK.

1673
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,560
 You know, when my parents used to bring me here as a kid,

1674
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:47,560
I couldn't wait for them to leave so I could do the same thing he's doing now.

1675
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:50,560
 I bet he's forgotten all about his aunt, Emma.

1676
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:54,560
 Meaning, I have time for my own leisurely pursuits.

1677
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:57,560
 One more someone climbed.

1678
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:59,560
 What are you suggesting?

1679
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,560
 I'd be coffee.

1680
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:01,560
 Two chairs.

1681
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,560
 Woody banter.

1682
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,560
 You and me.

1683
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,560
 It was a place right next door.

1684
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:08,560
 I'm sure a bill can keep an eye on nephew.

1685
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,560
 Oh, wow.

1686
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,560
 You're the big, sheck comic book writer.

1687
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:13,560
 You're paying.

1688
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,560
 Is that really a thing, shall I?

1689
01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:16,560
 Yeah.

1690
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:18,560
Well, then I can say I knew you were.

1691
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:19,560
 Just when it wasn't.

1692
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:25,560
 I'm a gorgeous, disturbing artist.

1693
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:26,560
 I don't know.

1694
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,560
 What are you always saying?

1695
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:42,560
 Lately, I've been wearing you like a faded old tattoo.

1696
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:47,560
 Forgetting all the joy I found.

1697
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:51,560
 Don't hold any words new.

1698
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:55,560
 But if I can't turn the clocks back,

1699
01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:00,560
 Or help your heart ache made.

1700
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,560
 Let me love you.

1701
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:05,560
 Love you.

1702
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,560
 For the first time again,

1703
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:17,800
 We've had false times and chisel out and blurred the lines around and wrong

1704
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:26,880
We've had wrong ways in turns and lights, and only ended up more like

1705
01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:28,040
 Aahhh…

1706
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:35,420
 But maybe there's a better way when finally get hold of it

1707
01:37:35,420 --> 01:37:40,240
 'Cause you're the only one I want to ever start a little with

1708
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:45,080
 Remember that the finish lines another word for the end

1709
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:48,920
 Let me love you, love you

1710
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:53,920
 For the first time again

1711
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:56,920
 For the first time again

1712
01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:10,700
 I'm the doctor diagnosed my nut cancer as an operable

1713
01:38:10,700 --> 01:38:15,220
 I decide to live each day to its fullest and really go out there and do all the things

1714
01:38:15,220 --> 01:38:16,620
 that I put off

1715
01:38:16,620 --> 01:38:20,420
Like climbing Mount Everest and learning to play the slide guitar

1716
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:24,200
 And volunteering at the refugee camp in Darfur

1717
01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:29,480
 Darfur, Darfur, but the most important thing I did is

1718
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:32,160
 I'd top this abuse puppy from the animal shelter

1719
01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:34,120
 You were so sweet

1720
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:37,800
 How long did the doctor give you?

1721
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,000
 I was supposed to die a month ago

1722
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:44,800
 Oh yes, there's still fight left in this flood, he would show

1723
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:46,100
 Whew

1724
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:47,800
 Nathan, yeah

1725
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800
 We gotta go

1726
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,140
 You have to leave now

1727
01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:51,840
 I just have somewhere to be so

1728
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:53,840
Unless someone else wants to give him a ride

1729
01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:54,840
 We can do it

1730
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:55,840
 Really?

1731
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:56,840
 You in mind?

1732
01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:57,840
 Right

1733
01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:58,840
 Wait

1734
01:38:58,840 --> 01:38:59,840
 Oh, one minute

1735
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:00,840
 Where'd you mind?

1736
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:01,840
 Yeah

1737
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:05,180
 It's a excellent wingman shit man

1738
01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,180
 Excellent

1739
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:08,560
 Who knew that puppies were such great babe magnets?

1740
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,720
 We should get a bunch of them

1741
01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:10,720
 Good luck, how's the deal?

1742
01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:11,720
 Where you off to?

1743
01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:12,560
 Okay, but I'm on

1744
01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:14,880
 Why I can't de-esprow

1745
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:17,080
 Do you even know what that means?

1746
01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:17,920
 No

1747
01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:20,800
 But it sounds cool 'cause it's Mexican

1748
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,440
 Ladies, thank you

1749
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:25,840
 We just want to help you any way we can

1750
01:39:25,840 --> 01:39:26,840
Really?

1751
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:27,840
 Yeah

1752
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,360
 Never been enough three some

1753
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:32,840
 There are three of us and I may die soon

1754
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,840
 [coughing]

1755
01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:40,880
 Doesn't sound like a note of me

1756
01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:42,880
 Um

1757
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:44,880
 I'm gonna go flash

1758
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:46,880
 We could make it a four or some

1759
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:50,760
 That's some kinky shit now I can

1760
01:39:50,760 --> 01:39:51,760
 Let's do this

1761
01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:56,760
 [coughing]

1762
01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:58,760
 [coughing]

1763
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:04,760
 [coughing]

1764
01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:14,760
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