1 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,111 [rock musiek speel] 2 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,034 [musiek stop] 3 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:48,570 Waarskuwing. Die toertjies in hierdie fliek was uitgevoer deur professionele persone, 4 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,267 dus vir jou veiligheid 5 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,313 en die beskerming van diegene rondom jou, 6 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:55,055 probeer nie enige van die toertjies wat jy gaan sien. 7 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,236 [Jason] Dit lyk reg? 8 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,541 [Johnny] Draai dit net op, hier, draai dit op. 9 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,152 [Jason] Sien? Dit is opname. 10 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,067 - [Johnny] Goed. -[Jason] En toe 11 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,027 [Johnny] Moet ek dra my bril hiervoor? 12 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,811 [Jeff] Dit sal okay wees. 13 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,770 [Jason] Gaan voort. 14 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:17,033 Wel, ek is Johnny Knoxville, Verenigde State van Amerika, 15 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:18,556 en ek sal doen 'n klein artikel 16 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,254 op selfverdedigingstoerusting. 17 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,473 Ons gaan uitry na die woestyn en 18 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,303 Ek het 'n .38 hammerless 19 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,436 mooi en lig Smith en Wesson, 20 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,003 dit het al die stop krag van 'n nege millimeter. 21 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,744 En ek sal geskiet word in die bors 22 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,139 met hierdie 911 23 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,448 vlak IIA Kevlar-baadjie. 24 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:44,147 O, en, om sommige te absorbeer van die impak van die koeël, 25 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,367 Ek sal sit hierdie tydskrifte, 26 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,370 paar Hustlers en 'n paar beenwêrelde, onder die frokkie 27 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,807 om alles te vermy stomp-krag trauma. 28 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,896 Goed. 29 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,073 Dis hoekom ek liewer wil hê iemand anders skiet my. 30 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,030 - [Loomis] fokken skets, man. -[Jeff] Wag 'n sekonde. 31 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,597 So, Jason? 32 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,209 [Jason] Uh, lyk redelik goed. 33 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,781 [Jason] Ek kan dit nie hanteer nie, ou. 34 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,436 [Loomis] Dude, dis fokken skets, man. 35 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,177 [Loomis] Dude, moenie dom wees nie. 36 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,572 [Jason] Sê 'n gebed, ou. 37 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,530 Dit is verby dom. 38 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,664 - Kom ons gaan fokken. -[geweerkamer klik] 39 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,405 [Jason] Nou moet jy gaan die hele pad om. 40 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,624 - Jy seker? - [Jason] Ek kan dit nie hanteer nie. 41 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,017 [Loomis] P.J., kom ons fokken gaan. 42 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,497 [Jason] Vind uit waar die koeël gegaan het. 43 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,281 -[Loomis] P.J. -[geweerkamer klik] 44 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,978 [Loomis] Komaan, man! 45 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,201 -P.J., kom ons fokken gaan. -[geweerkamer klik] 46 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:41,161 [Loomis] Ek is op die punt om 'n te gooi fokken rock vir jou. Kom ons gaan. 47 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,951 -[geweerkamer klik] -[Jason] Dit is die volgende een. 48 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,213 [Loomis] P.J., komaan! 49 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,736 [Jason] Ek kan dit nie hanteer nie. 50 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:52,563 [Loomis] Maak seker jy het dit fokken 51 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,914 P.J. 52 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:59,353 Dit is so fokken lam, ek kan jou nie eers nou vertel nie. 53 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,095 Vergeet dit. 54 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,706 - [geweerskoot] -[grom] 55 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,839 - [Johnny] Kom ons gaan. - [Loomis lag] 56 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,150 [Jason] Kom ons gaan, ou. Gaan net. 57 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,369 Sit dit in die ding en gaan. 58 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:16,631 Nie seergekry nie? 59 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,241 Nee, ek was nogal bang. 60 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:25,596 Sien? Het nie eers nie los 'n fokken-- 61 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,511 Dude, ek het vir julle gesê. 62 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,773 [Jason] Kyk na die poeierbrand. 63 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,122 [Johnny] Ek weet. 64 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,081 Ja, ek het 'n bietjie gebewe. 65 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,909 Julle wil dit gaan kyk op die TV? 66 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,302 [Jason] Fok ja. 67 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,088 [“Hou uit vir 'n held” toneelstukke] 68 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,102 [grom] 69 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,934 [grom, kreun] 70 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,588 [kraak] 71 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,770 [Rachel skree] 72 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,916 [Spike] Glimlag, dit gaan wonderlik wees. 73 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,572 Loop weg, terug weg, terug weg, terug weg, 74 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:14,401 terug weg, terug weg, terug weg. 75 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,490 - Oe! Ag, fok! Ag, fok! -[skreeu] 76 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,752 Fok! 77 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:18,970 Fok! 78 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,407 [skreeu] 79 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,938 [Wee Man knor] 80 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,334 [Ehren kreun] 81 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,580 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville. Welkom by Jackass. 82 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:07,976 O! Oe! 83 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:11,762 -[lag] - [Johnny kreun] 84 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,030 -[skreeu] -[lag] 85 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,858 Whoa, whoa! Goed, oukei! 86 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,564 [“Corona” speel] 87 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,394 -[kreun] -[lag] 88 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,396 [fluit] 89 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,575 [skreeu] 90 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,492 [skreeu] 91 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,016 Ag, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee. 92 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,192 [grom] 93 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:52,934 -[klop] -[kreun] 94 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:54,762 [juig] 95 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,677 [skreeu] 96 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,029 [Ryan] Fok! 97 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,857 [Steve-O] O, fok! 98 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:08,689 Welkom by die eerste dag van ons finale film. 99 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,387 [Spike] So wat voel jy? 100 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,608 Uh, ek is hartseer. 101 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,349 [Spike] Hoekom? 102 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,442 Ek dink, uh 103 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,879 'n groot deel van my, ons lewe is 104 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,403 amper verby. 105 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,057 [Spike] Maak dit jou hartseer, Chris? 106 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,059 Nee, ek is nie in kontak nie met my emosies. 107 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,104 [lag] 108 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,282 So ons het 'n nuwe Jackass rolverdeling lid. 109 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,719 Sy naam is 1W-Larry. 110 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,590 Hy is 'n mensagtige robot. 111 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,550 En die robot uitspreek 112 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,290 is mnr Adam Ray. 113 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,424 En jy gaan wees vandag geskiedenis maak 114 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:51,732 met die eerste robot-tot-mens prostaat ondersoek. 115 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,256 Dit is wat Jackass lyk soos op 50, ek skat. 116 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,910 [lag] 117 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,694 - Ons is van daardie ouderdom - Maar verdomp goed. 118 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,827 waar ons het om prostaatondersoeke te kry. 119 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,872 - Ja, dit is bewusmaking. En so het ons die beste gehuur. 120 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,178 [Adam] Jy sien die vinger op daardie ding? 121 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,006 [Steve-O] Ek het. 122 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,181 Ja, dit is nie 'n vinger nie, terloops. 123 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,791 Dit is 'n klou. 124 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,969 Jy gaan sommige raakloop probleme rondom middelvinger. 125 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,929 Dit is nie daar nie. Dit is hierdie kant dis alles skerp. 126 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,626 [Johnny] Hoeveel keer het jy dit gedoen, Larry? 127 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,062 [in robotstem] Een keer. 128 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,847 Aan myself. 129 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,415 In die kar op pad oor. 130 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,114 Kom ons laat dit skeur, skat. 131 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:31,206 Miskien is "laat dit rip". 'n slegte woordkeuse, Larry. 132 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:34,557 Ek is Steve-O, en prostaat gesondheid is baie belangrik. 133 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,473 So, dit is die robot rektale ondersoek. 134 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,561 [Larry] Yadda, yadda, yadda. 135 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,694 Trek jou broek uit. 136 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,479 -[Steve-O] Hulle is weg. -[Chris] Bly veilig. 137 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,612 [Steve-O] Nie-gesmeerde kondome. 138 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,830 [Johnny] Nee, ons het lube. 139 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,311 O, my God, dit is so skerp. 140 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,531 Hier, ek gaan net sit 'n bietjie lube op vir jou. 141 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,967 Krakerige grondboontjiebotter. 142 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,360 -[Ehren] O, nee. -[Steve-O] Hoekom krakerig? 143 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,536 Los die wasgoed. 144 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,537 O, my God. 145 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:00,627 [bemanning kreun] 146 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,324 [Chris] Ag, grof! 147 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,499 [Larry] Nou, voor ek begin 148 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,414 Wag, wag, wag. 149 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,198 [Wee Man] Gaan stadiger, Larry. 150 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,200 [Larry] Wag, wag, wag. Wag. Wag. Wag. 151 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,941 Wag. Wag. 152 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,988 Op my leidraad. 153 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598 [Chris] Daar gaan ons, daar gaan ons! 154 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,600 [Steve-O skree] 155 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,907 -[lag] -[geskreeu gaan voort] 156 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,649 [Chris] Versprei hulle uit! Steve-O, versprei hulle! 157 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,956 Sprei daai wange uit! Iemand help hom. 158 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,132 [Larry] Moenie aan my hand raak nie. 159 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,220 Goed. 160 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,918 [Chris] Steve! 161 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,050 Is jou sjokolade in sy grondboontjiebotter 162 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,270 of sy grondboontjiebotter in jou sjokolade? 163 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,924 [Larry] Meer grondboontjiebotter, asseblief. 164 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,839 [Chris] Ons het meer grondboontjiebotter nodig. 165 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,014 [Larry] Nog grondboontjiebotter. Moet dit nie op my baadjie kry nie. 166 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,276 [Johnny] O, my God! 167 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 [Wee Man] Daar gaan ons! 168 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,322 [Larry] Een 169 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,063 Twee Drie. 170 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,456 [Chris] Jy is amper amper daar. 171 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,675 [skreeu] 172 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,067 Dit is dit. Dit is dit. 173 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,595 [Ehren] Haal asem. Gaan, Larry! 174 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,075 Klim af! 175 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,121 [Larry] Kan jy dit voel? Kan jy dit voel? 176 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,036 [skreeu] 177 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,864 -[lag] -[Ehren] Leun oor. 178 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,173 [Larry] Wil jy my hê om jou pa te bel? 179 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,697 [Ehren] O, my God. 180 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,438 Haai, Larry, laat Lance jou vinger ruik. 181 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,353 [Larry] Dit sal my plesier wees. 182 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,441 Komaan, Lance. 183 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,836 Ruik dit. Ruik dit. 184 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:20,968 [Ehren] Kyk, dit is nie so erg nie. 185 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,012 [gags] 186 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,319 [Larry] Ja. Jip. Jip. 187 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408 - Het hom gekry. - [kokkend] 188 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,324 [Chris] Nie op jou verdomde kamera nie! 189 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,370 [Larry]Ek het nog een ding Ek moet doen. 190 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,373 Gee jou 'n reikafstand. 191 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,028 [Ehren] Ek sal jou help. 192 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,421 - Goed, hier gaan ons. - Ek het jou. 193 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,336 [Larry] Ons het dit. Jy het dit. 194 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,818 -Spanwerk laat die droom werk. - Ek het jou. Ek het jou. 195 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,647 [Larry] Het ek genoem Ek het vandag gedrink? 196 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,606 Hier gaan ons. 197 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,739 -[Larry vokaliseer] -[Steve-O skree] 198 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,742 [Ehren] Moenie beweeg nie! 199 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,701 [Larry] Het dit. 200 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,572 Goed, laat gaan, Larry. Laat gaan, Larry. 201 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,226 - [Larry] Moenie beweeg nie, het dit -Larry, laat gaan! laat gaan! 202 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,795 Hy het sy piel al die pad! O, my God! 203 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,146 O, my God! O, kak! 204 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,888 [Chris] Ag, my God, ou. 205 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,195 [Larry] Dit kan 'n slegte tyd wees jou te vertel 206 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,806 my lisensie is teruggetrek verlede week. 207 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,678 [lag] 208 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,115 Dankie. Dankie. 209 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,029 Goeie werk, Steve-O. 210 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:22,943 Dankie, ouens. 211 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,205 [Larry] Baie geluk. 212 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,208 Kan ek 'n vraag vra? 213 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644 [Jeff] Ja. 214 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,211 Hoekom is dit die laaste fliek? 215 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,039 [lag] 216 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,694 Wel, ek kan nie rooi vuurpyle ry nie of bulle meer, 217 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,087 so het dit gevoel die natuurlike plek om te stop. 218 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,307 Ja, ek gaan beslis nie ry daardie vuurpyle. 219 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,830 Of die bulle. [glagg] 220 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310 Jy weet, ons het gepraat, dit is soos 221 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,790 jy weet, ons het al hierdie beeldmateriaal 222 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,356 niemand het voorheen gesien nie of skaars gesien, 223 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,446 en ons kan kies ons alle tye gunsteling stukkies, 224 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,753 en, uh, skiet 'n paar nuwe beeldmateriaal 225 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:54,278 en ek sal sien weer die warhammer. 226 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:58,500 Wel, as 'n toneel my vereis om in my verjaardagpak te kom, 227 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,198 die antwoord dalk net ja. 228 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,026 [lag] 229 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,378 Goed, dit word genoem die "Gholfbaan Airhorn." 230 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,945 Wanneer mense afslaan, 231 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,034 wanneer hulle afkom met hul swaai, 232 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,036 ons gaan blaas hierdie lughorings. 233 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,824 [lughoring blêr] 234 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,000 [Johnny] O. [sputters] 235 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,488 -[lughoring blêr] -[Johnny lag] 236 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,577 -[Ehren] Hier gaan sy weer. -[Dave] Nee. Is dit nog een? 237 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492 -[lughoring blêr] -[Johnny lag] 238 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,972 [Dave] Sy het dit steeds geslaan regtig goed. 239 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,633 [lughoring blêr] 240 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,508 [Johnny lag] 241 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,473 [lughoring blêr] 242 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785 Wat het ek vir jou gesê? Wat het ek vir jou gesê? 243 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,351 Ek het jou gesê Ek wou jou gat skop. 244 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,832 [Johnny] Hier, jy het jou klub verloor. Jammer. 245 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,007 Het ek jou nie gesê nie Ek sou hierheen kom en skop jou gat daarvoor? 246 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,488 Wat? Ek is jammer, Ek het bursitis gekry. 247 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,795 -[gholfspeler] Het jy bursitis? - [Johnny] Ja. 248 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,622 -[gholfspeler] So dit beteken moet jy met 'n horing speel? -[Johnny] Dit help. 249 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,450 [gholfspeler] Ek sal jou gee iets om mee te speel, maat. 250 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,017 [Johnny] Jammer, dit sal nie weer gebeur nie. 251 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,459 [giggel] 252 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201 [fluisterend] O, hy gaan fokken... 253 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,813 Hy vat sy handskoen. Hy gooi-- 254 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,993 [lughoring blêr] 255 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,785 [Johnny] O, fok. 256 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:50,568 [Dave] Shit, hy is weg. Hy is weg! Klim af! 257 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,613 [Johnny] O, kak. 258 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,441 [lag] 259 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,925 [Dave] Kom terug. 260 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,230 -Klim af! Klim af! - [Johnny] Kyk hierna, wag, wag. 261 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,579 -Klim af, Dimitri! - [Johnny] Wag. 262 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,754 [lughoring blêr] 263 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931 [lag] 264 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,936 [Dave] O, fok. 265 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,070 Hallo, my naam is Johnny Knoxville. 266 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,856 Dit is Tory Belleci, internasionale wetenskaplike. 267 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,597 Dit is "Volg die Leier." 268 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,167 So wat gaan gebeur is Knoxville gaan sy arm beweeg 269 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,474 en 'n elektriese sein sal in die rekenaar ingaan, 270 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,780 en dan sal hy in staat wees om jou arms te beheer. 271 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,480 - Wat? - So, al wat jy hoef te doen is om jou spiere te buig. 272 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,524 Geen probleem nie. 273 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,743 Ja. 274 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,310 -[skreeu] -[lag] 275 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,183 Goed. 276 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,011 - [Rachel] O, my God. - Holy shit! 277 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,665 - Wat? -[Donker Haai] Dude. 278 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,363 Wat de fok? Dit is baie elektroïede! 279 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,499 Kan ons Poepies kry 'n koffie, asseblief? 280 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,674 Hoe warm is daardie koffie? 281 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763 Warm. 282 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330 Drink 'n bietjie koffie, Poepies. Ek is seker dit sal wees-- 283 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,898 -[lag] -[masjien gons] 284 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,293 Ek dink iemand moet skeer. 285 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165 - Hier is 'n -[Dark Shark] Moet skeer. 286 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,862 [Johnny] amper-nuwe skeermasjien. 287 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,082 Paar weke oud. Begin net skeer. 288 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,127 -Jy moet kry-- -[Johnny] Al wat jy moet-- Ja, dis goed. 289 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,737 - Dis goed. -Jy het 'n plek gemis, ja? 290 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,000 [skreeu] 291 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,350 [lag] 292 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,526 Lance, hoekom is jy nie... 293 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,051 Kyk, Lance kyk nie. 294 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,400 Haai, Poepies, jy moet dit onder kry. 295 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,707 Ek weet wat jy wil hê my te doen, en 296 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,884 - Ek sal dit doen. -[lag] 297 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,672 Ja, ja, doen goed. 298 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,544 O, my God. 299 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,893 [Dark Shark] Kry die middel. Kry die middel. 300 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,373 Kry die middel. 301 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,071 -[masjien gons] -[lag] 302 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,768 [Rachel] Dit lyk so grasieus. 303 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,335 - [Johnny kreun] -[Donker Haai] O! 304 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,514 [Johnny] Dit was 'n noue skeer. 305 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,256 Zach het nog nie het 'n tatoeëermerk van my. 306 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,955 O, goed, wel, kom ons doen Zach. 307 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,739 En watter tatoeëermerk gee jy? 308 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,568 Ek gaan vir Zach 'n lekkerny gee, tepel glimlaggesig. 309 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,873 - Dit is 'n pragtige doek. -[masjien gons] 310 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,832 [skreeu] 311 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,790 Ek bedoel, as jy wil hê ek moet hê die fokken kuns daar 312 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,488 Hoekom skree jy vir my? 313 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577 Ek wil dit graag hê om goed uit te kom. 314 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,709 Ek ook. Ek is aan jou kant. 315 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,148 -Ek belowe, hand aan my hart. -[skreeu] 316 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,801 Goed, moenie dit deurmekaar maak nie, Steve-O. 317 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,194 Bestendige hand. 318 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,892 - Jammer. - Goed. 319 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807 [Steve-O beur] 320 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,202 -[skreeu] -[lag] 321 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,335 [Tory] Hy kan dit nie gesentreer kry nie. 322 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338 Dit was nie eers naby nie. 323 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,689 Ek doen dit nog nie. 324 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,473 -[Steve-O] Goed. - Ek doen dit nog nie. 325 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,171 - Ek doen dit! -[skreeu] 326 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,911 Jy fokken-- 327 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,090 [Donker Haai] Jy het dit, Steve-O! 328 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,180 Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! 329 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,920 -[Steve-O kreun, beur] -[sang gaan voort] 330 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,709 [Rachel] Dit is goed. Dit lyk goed. Dit lyk goed. 331 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,711 Dit lyk goed. 332 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:58,713 Hoe het dit gevoel? 333 00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,888 Nie goed nie. 334 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,717 [Johnny] Holy shit. 335 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,675 [Tory] Haai, Zach, dit is nogal wonderlik, ou. 336 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,547 [Johnny] O, my God! 337 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,852 - Puik werk, Poopies. -Dankie. 338 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,116 Puik werk, Tory. Dankie, Steve-O. 339 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,726 En Zach. 340 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,467 En dank God Bunny die lewensredder is hier 341 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,077 om alles veilig te maak. 342 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,384 -Dankie. -Ja, ek-- ek doen regtig nie-- 343 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,863 Ek verstaan steeds nie hoekom nie 344 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,474 hulle het 'n lewensredder gevra aan diens, maar 345 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,172 dit is beter om een te hê en het hom nie nodig nie 346 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,087 as wat hom nodig het en hom nie hê nie. 347 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,485 Wel, die, die veroordeelde het gebyt 348 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,444 ons wou nog altyd om in ons flieks in te sluit. 349 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:39,058 Ons het dit geskiet vir die vlieënier van die TV-program en is gesluit. 350 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,495 Ons bemanningslid is gearresteer. 351 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,064 MTV kon nie inskiet nie Wes-Hollywood vir tien jaar. 352 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,717 So niemand het dit regtig gesien nie. 353 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155 Dit het daar gesit vir 25 jaar. 354 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,721 Dit was totale chaos. 355 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,247 Vandag gaan ek wees 'n ontsnapte 356 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,944 van die LA County-tronk 357 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,467 en gaan na 'n hardewarewinkel 358 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,166 en kyk of hulle my sal leen 'n ystersaag. 359 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,341 Oe. 360 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,170 [Spike] Ek sien die lens. 361 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,998 [kameraman] Goed. Goed. 362 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,304 Het ek vuilgoed nodig op my gesig? 363 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,827 [Jeff] Probeer nader kom aan hom. 364 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,872 [Spike] Hy het 'n paar nodig op sy nek ook. 365 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,484 Is my hemp ook...? Ag, dis goed. 366 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,833 [Spike] Moet ons klap jou rond? 367 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,226 Ja, dit help. Dankie. 368 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,885 [hyg] 369 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,409 Ek het hulp nodig. 370 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,323 [kassier] Goed. 371 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,759 Ek het 'n paar nodig, uh 372 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,848 Ek het 'n saag 'n ystersaag nodig. 373 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,372 [kassier] Laat my kry iemand, reg? 374 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,895 [grom] 375 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,505 [plof, klap] 376 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,596 -[klink] - [Johnny knor] 377 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,120 [hyg] 378 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,036 [metaal skraap] 379 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,169 Help my! 380 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,692 [Spike] Verskoon my, wat gaan aan? 381 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,259 Ek sal nie eers daaraan raak nie. 382 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,869 [vinnige skraap] 383 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,222 Ag, ons het 'n situasie hier bo. 384 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,962 [Johnny] Iemand help my! 385 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051 Ons is soort van gesluit vir nou. 386 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,705 Ons laat niemand in nie. 387 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,230 [spanning] 388 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058 [Spike] PJ, hulle bel die polisie. 389 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:11,454 Hy is waarskynlik 'n ontsnapte uit die tronk of iewers. 390 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,196 In geboei 'n balju se jumpsuit? 391 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,850 [Johnny] Gaan uit my pad. 392 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,857 [Johnny] Hallo, my naam is Johnny Knoxville en ek is op die punt om gearresteer te word. 393 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,382 [Jeff] Fok! 394 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,171 [Spike] Wat? O, fok my. 395 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,390 - [Jeff] O, fok. -[Spike] O, shit, geen manier nie. 396 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,696 [offisier skree] 397 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,653 [Spike] Wat moet ons doen? 398 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,655 [Jeff] Dude. 399 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:39,526 -[beampte] Gaan op die grond. - [Jeff] Hou aan film, ou. 400 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,049 [beampte] Kopieer dit. 401 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572 [Johnny] Ek het 'n goeie verduideliking hiervoor. 402 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,139 [beampte] Hoekom is jy nie in die tronk nie? 403 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,575 [Johnny] Want ek hoort nie daar nie. 404 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,186 Hoe het jy uitgekom? 405 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,144 [Johnny] Ek was nooit in die tronk nie. 406 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,580 [beampte] Wat is dit agterop? 407 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,539 - Dit is 'n mikrofoon. - Van wat? 408 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,410 Want ons is besig om te verfilm. 409 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,324 Verfilm jy? 410 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,282 Ja, mevrou. 411 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,198 Dit is regtig dom! 412 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,374 [kameraman] Wat gaan hier aan? 413 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,028 Ek weet nie, hierdie man het uit die tronk ontsnap. 414 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,509 [Johnny] Ons het nie bedoel nie om 'n herrie te veroorsaak. 415 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,425 Jy dra 'n LA-distrik jumpsuit met boeie aan, wat dink jy? 416 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,211 Ja, ek dink ek was nie dink ook. Ek vra om verskoning. 417 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,125 Het jy 'n kamera op jou? 418 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,084 - Is dit af? -[kameraman] Dit is aan. 419 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,825 Is dit aan? Verfilm jy dit? 420 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,130 [beamptes] Skakel dit af! 421 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,091 Dus, met aankoms vandag, 422 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,354 ons is ingelig deur mnr Cliver dat 423 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,051 ons produksiebestuurder ons ingelig 424 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,663 ons is aan amptelik op hiatus. 425 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,100 'n Soort skorsing omdat van die voorval gister 426 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,754 by die hardewarewinkel. 427 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:37,148 Maar ek dink hierdie show kan uitgesaai word, dalk nie. 428 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,237 [Jeff lag] 429 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,890 Maar 430 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,545 Het jy iets om by te voeg, Jeff? -[Jeff] Ek doen nie. 431 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,157 Ek dink kom ons dink net oor die poepkelkie vandag. 432 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,942 Reg. Ons fokus op die poepkelkie. 433 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,073 [Jeff] Ja. 434 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,553 My naam is Johnny Knoxville, 435 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,033 en dit is die "Poo Cocktail." 436 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:56,907 [geskreeu] 437 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,171 [Johnny] Ek dink dit gaan oor vandag tien jaar gelede 438 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,826 dat ek besig was die eerste Poo Cocktail, 439 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,567 en nou is jy die leisels neem 440 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,613 en neem dit na 'n heel ander vlak. 441 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,399 Ek is Steve-O, en dit is die "Poo Cocktail Supreme." 442 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,315 [Johnny lag] 443 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,057 Goed. Sterkte. 444 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,973 [slot klik] 445 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,758 [Chris] Is jy gereed, Steve-O? 446 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,020 Nee. 447 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,109 [sug] 448 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,590 [Chris] Bestel op! Poo Cocktail Supreme! 449 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:28,765 [plof] 450 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,246 [spanlede skree] 451 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,030 [lag en skree] 452 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,554 O, kak! 453 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,125 [skreeu] 454 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,825 [spanlede kreun] 455 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,480 [gestamp, vloeistof bespuiting] 456 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:48,959 [spanlede kreun] 457 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,574 [Steve-O braking] 458 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,707 [lag] Hy kots. 459 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,013 [gesnoer] 460 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,324 Dude, dit fokken ruik, man! 461 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,589 [Johnny] Wat is, wat is fout met jou, Bam? 462 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,896 [spanlede praat] 463 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,637 [Johnny] Is jy oukei, Steve-O? 464 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,726 [Ryan] O, my God. 465 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,075 Dit gaan lelik wees. Ek doen nie weet of jy dit wil sien. 466 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,516 - [lag] - [Chris] O, my God. 467 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,039 [Johnny] O, Jesus! 468 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,432 - [Jeff] O, my God. - [Chris] O, my God. 469 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,911 [Johnny] Help hom daar uit. 470 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,086 -[Jeff] Laat hom uit! - [Chris] O, my God. 471 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,697 [lag] 472 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,134 [spanlid] O! 473 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,527 [lag aanhou] 474 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,006 [Ryan skree] 475 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,965 -Kyk na hom! - O, my God. 476 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,662 [Johnny] Spring in daardie meer op die oomblik. 477 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,881 [Ryan] Die ergste ding jy kan jou indink. 478 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:41,969 [Jeff] O, my God. 479 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,405 [Johnny] O, my God. 480 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,841 [lag] 481 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,020 [Wee Man hoerend] 482 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,327 [Dave retching] 483 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,157 Jesus! 484 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,594 Ja, ou. 485 00:22:58,768 --> 00:22:59,769 Dit was rad. 486 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:00,901 Dit het so hoog gegaan. 487 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:03,077 Dit was so scary. 488 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,037 [Chris] Dit is die soort van uiterste kak 489 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,256 dat daardie ekstreme ouens nie eers aan dink nie. 490 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,824 [vertraagde skree] 491 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:14,915 [Chris] Ek bedoel, dit het alles gehad. 492 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,265 Dit het gevaar gehad, dit het kak gehad. 493 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,876 Dit het kots gehad. 494 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,661 Ja, dis wat hierdie show gaan alles oor. 495 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,620 En seksappèl. 496 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:25,752 [albei lag] 497 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,582 [Johnny] Doen dit! 498 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,107 -[skreeu] -[almal] O! 499 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:36,850 [Johnny] Jesus Christus. Wat 'n idioot. 500 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,068 [ander lag] 501 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,377 [Larry] Wat gaan aan, spelers? 502 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,074 Haai, Larry! 503 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,207 [Johnny] Waar was jy? 504 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,036 [Larry] Ek het 'n paar gehad aarbei Witkloue in die Groen Kamer. 505 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,081 -[Poopies] Hy is dronk. -[Johnny] Hy het gehad 'n paar drankies. 506 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,735 Hy is 'n bietjie wankelrig op die oomblik. 507 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,564 Ons is op die punt om Poepies te gee lip inspuitings 508 00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:57,914 om hom 23% mooier te maak. 509 00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,873 [Larry] Uiteindelik! 510 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,832 [Ehren] O, my god! Hy het jou gekry! 511 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,400 Hallo, Dr Julie. 512 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,228 - Hallo. -[Poepies] Hallo. 513 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:08,795 Dit is Poopies, en ons wil hê om hom mooier te maak 514 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:09,970 met 'n paar lip inspuitings. 515 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,493 -Kan jy ons help? - Ja. 516 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,235 Holy shit. Is jy ernstig? 517 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:17,368 Dus, gedurende hierdie hele fliek, Ek gaan hê die grootste lippe. 518 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:18,935 [Johnny] Jy gaan hê die mooiste lippe. 519 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,371 - Vol lippe. - Vol. 520 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,199 -[Poopies] O, my God. - Omvangryk. 521 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,159 Ek is Poepies, en dit is "Lipvuller." 522 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,552 [Johnny lag] 523 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,684 Goed, normaalweg, mense raak gevoelloos, maar 524 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,207 Normaalweg word mense gevoelloos. 525 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,513 - Nee, jy het dit nie nodig nie. -Nee? 526 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,036 - Nee, geen gevoelloosheid nie. - Goed. Ontspan net. 527 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,690 [Adam] Wat is dit sit jy in? 528 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,909 - Dit is hyaluronzuur. -[Adam] O, dit is dit. 529 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,477 [Larry] Klink veilig. 530 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,174 -[Wee Man] Moet ook nie beweeg nie. -[Donker Haai] Dit is 'n langgat naald. 531 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,002 -[Wee Man] Bly stil. - [Johnny] O, my God. [kreun] 532 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,525 [Rachel] Jy gaan kry soveel werk hierna. 533 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,614 -[ander roep uit] - Kak! 534 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,269 -[Larry] O, fok! -[ander juig] 535 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,271 - [Johnny] Nou gaan dit goed met ons. - [Rachel] O, my God! Goed. 536 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,577 - Ja! - Holy shit! 537 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,056 [Larry] Holy shit! 538 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:53,796 [Johnny] Goed, ons kan groter gaan. 539 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,450 [Larry] Groter! 540 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,191 -[Johnny] Jy kan groter gaan. - [Rachel lag] 541 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,932 [Dr. Julie] Nou gaan ons doen die onderkant. 542 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,890 [Donkerhaai] Verdomp! Ek het gedink dit was omtrent dit. 543 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,153 Dude, wat de fok is hierdie kak? 544 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,764 Jy lyk awesome, Poopies. 545 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,157 Is dit veronderstel om te hê die regterkant groter wees? 546 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,725 [Larry] Wat 'n dom fokken vraag, Ehren! 547 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,382 Ek dink ek kan seker sit net 'n bietjie meer en dit is dit. 548 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,427 -[Jasper] Sexy is die woord. - [Ehren] O, fok, dit word wit! 549 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,342 Wat de fok? 550 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,694 Ek lyk meer soos een van daardie befokte fokken huisvroue. 551 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,478 [Larry] Kan ons Ehren volgende doen? 552 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:24,871 Ja. 553 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,743 [Larry] Ons moet daardie Lego-gesig regmaak. 554 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,529 -[lag] - O, fokken Larry. 555 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,878 Hulle is almal klonterig en kak. 556 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,401 [Chris] Ek dink dit lyk goed. 557 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,968 [Johnny] Goed! Goed om te gaan, Poepies. 558 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,796 - [Rachel] Ja, jy is goed. - [Johnny] Ja! 559 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,928 [spanlid] Waaroor pruil jy? 560 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,322 Op Jackass Forever, Ek en Knoxville 561 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:43,890 voer net onderhoude uit die nuwe ouens 562 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,500 en reguit, soos, 563 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,241 “Poepies, is jy bang van enigiets?” 564 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,069 Hy is soos, “Wel, ek sal jou sê wat. 565 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,636 Ek hou nie van die donker nie, en ek hou nie van--" 566 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,681 Jy weet, net soos lê dit alles uit. Soos 567 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,944 Maar ek dink nie Bam nie ooit vir ons gesê het hy was bang vir slange. 568 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,339 Ons het net toevallig gebeur vind dit uit toe slange uitgekom het. 569 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,037 Sodra ons dit uitgevind het, dit het seker baie stukkies geskryf. 570 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,737 Jy weet, hoe erger die ervaring is 571 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,914 hoe beter lyk dit op die skerm. 572 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,959 [Jeff lag] 573 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,135 So, vandag gaan ons bring die rolverdeling 574 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,659 in hierdie kamer, twee op 'n slag, 575 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,791 om 'n ratelslang-toertjie te skiet. 576 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,880 Maar dit is net 'n list om hulle hier in te kry, 577 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:20,709 sodat ons die deur kan sluit, skakel die ligte uit 578 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,363 en maak hulle lewe 'n lewende hel. 579 00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:25,627 Dit is "Stilte van die Lammers." 580 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,802 [Johnny lag] 581 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:27,803 -[rattelend] -Hoor jy dit? 582 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,588 [Jeff] Wat is dit? 583 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:30,589 - Dit is 'n ratelslang. -[Jeff] Nee, dit is nie. 584 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:31,764 Dit is. Luister. 585 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,417 -[Jeff] O, regtig? - Jules. 586 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,854 [Jeff] Maar jy is nie deel van hierdie deel. 587 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,464 [Johnny] Jy is in grondboontjiegalery. 588 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,987 Hy het 'n western diamantrug ratelslang. 589 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,728 Hy gaan dit los op die grond. 590 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,861 Pontius gaan 'n koekie vat en sit dit op sy kop, 591 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,211 en dan gaan ek probeer 592 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,821 en vat die koekie van sy kop af. 593 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,997 En hierdie is 'n western diamantrug ratelslang. 594 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,433 Hy is omtrent vyf voet en verander. 595 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,392 Baie, baie giftig. 596 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,263 Hy sal jou byt as jy te naby kom, 597 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,569 en hy sal jou doodmaak. Of probeer. 598 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,006 - Ek maak nie 'n grap nie. - Sjoe. 599 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,355 - Klaar? - [Bam] Ek gaan agteroor sit. 600 00:26:58,529 --> 00:26:59,879 Chris, jy is fokken mal, man. 601 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,315 [Ehren] Sjoe, kak, ou. 602 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,664 [rammel] 603 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,318 - [Jeff] O, fok. - [Bam] Dude! 604 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,581 - [Jeff] O, fok. - [Bam] O, my God. 605 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,626 [Chris] Dit het 'n groot kop, wel. 606 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,018 [Johnny] Jesus! 607 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,368 [Chris] Hulle kan toeslaan so vinnig. 608 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,502 [Jules] Hy sal absoluut maak jou dood, seun, teen twee hartslae per sekonde. 609 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,851 Kan jy my hart voel? 610 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,200 [ander lag] 611 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,637 Sjoe, ou! 612 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,377 [Jeff] Goed. 613 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,944 Dit gaan so vinnig soos daardie ratelslang. 614 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,467 [Jeff] Dis hoekom Ek sal dit nie doen nie. 615 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,731 Ek is regtig bang vir Johnny op die oomblik. 616 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,689 [Jeff] Goed, kom ons sit die slang weg 617 00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,560 en kry hierdie ouens mic’’d. Dit is tyd om dit te doen. 618 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:30,692 [Ehren] Hulle is groot, man. Dit is groot slange. 619 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,739 Goed, verander die emmer. 620 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,175 Kom ons kry die slang uit die kamer uit. 621 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,444 [Poepies] Is daar 'n teenmiddel hier? 622 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,707 [tegnologie 1] Goed, kom ons kry Knoxville vir my. 623 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,318 Dit is wat dit genoem word. Teengif, nie teenmiddel nie. 624 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,538 Wat beteken teenmiddel? Ek weet nie eers nie. 625 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,453 [bemanningslede skree] 626 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,585 Wat is teenmiddel? 627 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,979 [lag] Uh, dit is soos-- 628 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,154 -[deur klap] -[Zach] O, my fokken God. 629 00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,547 -[Poepies] Nee! - [Zach] Nee! 630 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,157 -[deur klap] - [Preston] Verdomp! 631 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,985 [Wee Man] O, fok julle, ouens. 632 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,684 Wag, hoe... Hoekom is ons die enigstes nou hier? 633 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:06,989 Ek weet nie, ou. 634 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,864 -[deur klap] -[Ehren] Doggone dit! 635 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,517 [tegnologie 1] O, fok dit, kom ons gaan! 636 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,518 - Ry hy homself rond? -[deur klap] 637 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,695 [Bam] O, nee! Nee! 638 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,218 [Johnny] Hallo, my naam is Johnny Knoxville. 639 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,306 Welkom in die hel. 640 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,003 [Bam] Asseblief, nee! 641 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,570 Wag, ou, waar is die fokken lig? 642 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,789 Bam, ernstig, daar is 'n slang in daardie emmer, 643 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,486 so moenie fokken rondswaai nie. 644 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,402 Wel, waarheen moet ek gaan? Wat gaan ek doen? 645 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,448 O, fok! 646 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,711 So, as ons gebyt word, sterf ons. 647 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,364 [Zach] Ja, o, God! 648 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,236 Is jy ernstig? 649 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,238 Hoekom de fok het ons afgegaan kelder toe? [gil] 650 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,153 Dude, kom aan. 651 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,201 [Wee Man] Knox, wat de fok? Komaan. 652 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467 Dude. Komaan. 653 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,686 -[Wee Man skree] - [Preston skree] 654 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,296 Wat de fok? 655 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:54,689 [Ehren] Ek gaan breek daai fokken deur af. 656 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:55,995 [Dave] Doen dit, Ehren. 657 00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,476 Het hulle net-- [skreeu] 658 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,566 [Ehren] Fok hierdie kak! Ag, fok julle! 659 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,916 Goed, slaan die emmer om 660 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,047 en hoor die slanggeluid. 661 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:06,962 [Johnny] O, kak! 662 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,008 -[klop] -[ratelgeluid] 663 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,749 - [Johnny] O, kak. - O, my God! 664 00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,707 [Johnny] Almal, bly... Ouens, bly op die rusbank. 665 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:13,839 Die fokken slang. 666 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,884 - Bam. - Ja? 667 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,104 Jy moet cool wees, man, daar is 'n fokken slang hier binne. 668 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:19,583 - [Bam] Yo, ek weet nie wat om te doen. - [Johnny] Bly waar jy is. 669 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,107 -[Bam] Goed. -[ratel voort] 670 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,543 [Bam skree] 671 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,980 Dude, dit het my gebyt, dink ek. 672 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,590 [Johnny] Jeff, Bam het gebyt! Geen fokken kak nie. 673 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,854 [lag] 674 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,943 -[ratel voort] - [Bam] Ek kan dit nie doen nie. Ek het net opgedaag. 675 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,207 Skakel net die ligte aan, reg? [gillend] 676 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,862 Dis dit! Dis dit! Dit is genoeg! Dit is genoeg! 677 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,037 [Johnny] Daar is 'n slang, Dave! 678 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,561 [Dave] Waar is jy, Ehren? Ehren. 679 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389 Ehren! Wat de fok? 680 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,261 - Ehren! - Hoe moet ek selfs jou help, Dave? 681 00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,785 Net-- ek moet net weet jy is daar. 682 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,221 -[kraak] -[skreeu] 683 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,092 Fok dit! 684 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,660 -[Dave] Ehren! -O, ek het nou 'n wapen, moerse fokkers. 685 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:53,835 Ek het 'n wapen. 686 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,228 [Dave] Moenie my slaan nie, Ehren. 687 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,707 -Nee, ek het 'n wapen. -[Dave] Ehren! 688 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,274 - Moenie my slaan nie! - Jy fokken-- 689 00:29:58,448 --> 00:29:59,667 Ehren, moenie fok nie antwoord my nie! 690 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,929 Ehren, antwoord my. 691 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:02,801 -[kraak] -[Ehren skree] 692 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,107 Ag, fok! Daar is 'n deur! 693 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,457 Dave, hier oorkant! Dave, hierdie kant toe! 694 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,372 - Ja, reg. Fok daai deur. -Dave, hierdie kant toe! 695 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,417 Fok dit. Daar is iets waarskynlik sleg daar. 696 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,897 Nee, ek belowe! 697 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,681 [Dave] Nee, jy doen nie weet kak. 698 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,075 [Ehren] Daar is 'n deur ek net oopgemaak het, ek sweer by God! 699 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,250 O, sjoe, hoe gerieflik. 700 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,079 Kom hierdie kant toe. Ek sweer by God, 701 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,297 - Ek jok nie vir jou nie. - [Dave] Fok daardie deur. 702 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,342 Jy is dan op jou eie, fokker. 703 00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:23,212 -[klank] -[skree] 704 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,561 Kak! 705 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,215 -[skreeu] - [Johnny lag] 706 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,829 -[Dave] Ehren! - [Johnny lag] 707 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:34,310 Wat de fok gaan aan?! 708 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:37,444 Ek kan nie eers nie Ek kan dit fokken nie eers doen nie. 709 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,620 [Zach] Wat de fok is dit? 710 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,014 [kreun, lag] 711 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,493 -[valle breek] -[skreeu] 712 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,930 Holy shit! 713 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,409 Moederfok-- 714 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,194 -[valle breek] -[Zach skree] 715 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,327 [Johnny, laggend] O, my God! 716 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,286 Oe! Fokken teef! 717 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,417 [Johnny] Gaan voort regs, Bam. 718 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,810 Ek vertrou jou nou nie. 719 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:56,767 [Johnny] As jy het die fokken-- 720 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,117 Bam het net gebyt. 721 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,032 Ek het gebyt, Jeff! 722 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,424 Ek gaan-- Goed, ek is klaar fokken met jou, okay? 723 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,165 - Dit gons daar. - Hier. 724 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,645 Ek is klaar fokken met jou. Ek help jou. 725 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,865 Want jy het-- Bam, jy het slangbyt. 726 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,736 Ons moet jou kry mediese aandag. 727 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,869 Komaan, Bam. Komaan, maat. Kom ons gaan. Kom ons gaan. 728 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,001 Almal, ek is klaar rondfok! 729 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308 Jy moet laat... Jy moet die deur oopmaak. Goed. 730 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,006 Goed. 731 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,094 [Johnny] Jy het-- Goed, maak toe! 732 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:21,053 Nee! Nee! Nee! 733 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:22,968 Nee! 734 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,144 Dude, ek sal fok-- 735 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:27,320 Dit is dit, dit is dit! Dis dit! 736 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,192 Dit het my gekry! Goed? Dit het my gekry! 737 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,412 [Johnny] Het die slang jou gekry? 738 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,240 [Bam skree] 739 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,938 -In die been en in die ribbes. -In die been en die ribbes? 740 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:37,896 Asseblief! 741 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,854 Fok! 742 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,551 Ek gaan hê 'n hartstilstand. 743 00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,118 [Johnny] Skakel die ligte aan. 744 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:45,294 Goed, oukei. 745 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,427 -Welkom by die stel, Bam-Bam! - O, my God. 746 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,516 [Johnny lag] 747 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,692 Zach, alles reg? 748 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:52,998 - Holy shit! -[Zach] Ek het deurgekruip die fokken ding! 749 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:54,303 Ek het Zach gehoor en dit het geklink soos 750 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:55,348 hy is vermoor hier binne. 751 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:56,871 [almal lag] 752 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,438 Ek het gedink dit is soos die enigste manier om uit te kom. 753 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:01,093 So ek het net daaroor geklim, en toe breek dit. 754 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:03,922 O, my God, man. 755 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:04,618 Het jy gedink daar is 'n slang in die kamer? 756 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,359 Fok, ja! 757 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,534 - Jy het gedink het jy bietjie gekry? - Ja! 758 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:09,840 [Johnny] O, fok. 759 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,017 [Bam grom] 760 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,540 -[skreeu] -[ander lag] 761 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,631 God! 762 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,589 Hierdie hele fokken plek is waarskynlik gemanipuleer. 763 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,461 Dit is, is dit nie? 764 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,941 Dit is, is dit nie? 765 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,596 Sien, wanneer ek opkom met my idees, 766 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,294 Ek skryf hulle nie neer nie. 767 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:32,472 Ek teken net 'n prentjie en faks dit na Los Angeles. 768 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,475 Ek het net 'n prentjie geteken van 'n vetgat en 'n klein ou 769 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,346 met 'n bungee koord gekoppel. 770 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,523 Dit is "The Bungee Jump." 771 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,527 [Wee Man] Is jy gereed, Preston? 772 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,528 [Preston] Gaan net, gaan net. 773 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,531 [Wee Man] Drie twee een. 774 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,185 [Wee Man skree] 775 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:54,929 [ander lag, huil] 776 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,887 [Bam] Ja! Ja! 777 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:59,325 Ja, ja! O, my God. 778 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,544 -[Ehren] Jy het dit gedoen! - Dit het perfek gewerk! 779 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,981 [juig, fluit] 780 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,029 Hallo, my naam is Johnny Knoxville. 781 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,119 Welkom by ons produksie van “Die Marionette”. 782 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:13,469 Ek ruik 'n Tony. Kom ons gaan. 783 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:14,862 [klap] 784 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,951 Hierdie werk suig. 785 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,432 Fade in. Timmy, tien jaar oud. 786 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,087 'n Pasteige, stompsinnige maar onaangename seun, 787 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,263 baan sy pad deur die dorpsplein. 788 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,048 Hy sien Dolores, 11 jaar oud. 789 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,746 Dolores is pragtig, soos 'n ou vangerhandskoen, 790 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,705 en het net een moer. 791 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:32,923 Timmy: 792 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,273 [Ehren] Goeiemôre, Dolores. 793 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,057 Ek wil jou vat na die dans, 794 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:40,453 maar ek het Ugly Jeff gehoor het jou gevra, en ek was geskok. 795 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,716 Timmy word getref Taser-gun pyle. 796 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:43,891 Wat? 797 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,936 Nee, fok dit! Nee, fok dit! 798 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,330 -[skreeu] -[zapping] 799 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:49,592 [ander lag] 800 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,420 Fok hierdie job! 801 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,944 [Johnny] Moenie kwaad wees vir my nie. Wees kwaad vir die verteller. 802 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:54,858 [Ehren] Stop dit! 803 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,077 Fok jou! 804 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,386 Fok! 805 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,518 [lag, stamel] Timmy: 806 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,564 Gee my 'n sekonde, Adam fokken Ray! 807 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:07,175 [Johnny] Timmy, jy is hou die toneelstuk vas! 808 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,308 Hoe kan ek haar liefde wen? 809 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,311 Ek kan seker 'n bietjie gebruik help. 810 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,834 Bo in die balke, 811 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,967 'n oulike, maar binnekort krapperig Cupido verskyn. 812 00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:18,969 -[Wee Man kreun] -[Ehren] O, fok. 813 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,581 [lag] 814 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:22,756 [Ehren] O, fok. 815 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,454 [Adam] Cupido: 816 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:30,024 Timmy, ek is geskok dat dit jou geneem het so lank om my te ontbied. 817 00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:31,678 Ek gaan jou klop, Chris. 818 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:34,594 Cupido is genadeloos geskok met 'n verdowingsstok 819 00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,813 en toe gegooi met pynappels. 820 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,424 [Wee Man] Goed! Ag! 821 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,427 Pynappels? 822 00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:43,516 Wat doen pynappels met Cupido te doen het? 823 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,562 Cupido trek dan die boog terug op sy liefdespyl 824 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,651 en skiet Dolores in die oog. 825 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,305 -[skreeu] -[ander kreun] 826 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,350 Jammer. 827 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,481 Ek is nie Dolores nie, man! 828 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,440 [Johnny] Jammer! 829 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:57,443 - [Adam] Timmy: -Dolores, jy maak my mal! 830 00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:00,228 Ek voel soos my hart gaan ontplof. 831 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,100 [Adam] 'n Groot baksteen van klappers 832 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03,927 is met kleefband vasgeplak na Timmy se bors, 833 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,016 en 'n baie lang lont brand. 834 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,367 Nee! 835 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,282 -[Wee Man] O, kak. -Nee! 836 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,240 [Wee Man skree] 837 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,199 [Adam] Timmy se hart ontplof soos 'n spanspek. 838 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,287 Dit brand my! 839 00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,071 -[gille] -[bang] 840 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,987 [Ehren] O, fok! 841 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,380 -[Dave] O, kak! -[Wee Man] Wat? 842 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,990 [Ehren] O, fok! 843 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,470 [Adam] En toe, ons twee lewende akteurs 844 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:25,993 neem hul triomfantelike finale boë 845 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,169 soos Timmy daar hang leweloos en slap. 846 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:29,388 Die Einde. 847 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,868 - [Johnny] Jaaa! - [juig] 848 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,261 Twee duime op. 849 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:39,311 Goed, wel, dit is 'n geleentheid wat ek gaan geniet. 850 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,227 Meneer Knoxville 851 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:46,970 Het jy gekies om aan te bied Vreesfaktor vir die geld, 852 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495 of omdat dit regtig het jou kreatief aangeskakel? 853 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,279 -[almal lag] - Vertel die waarheid! 854 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:55,196 I Dit het my aangeskakel 855 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,242 -[gespanne] kreatief! -[elektrisiteit knetter] 856 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,852 [lag] 857 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,376 Gaan voort. Gaan voort. 858 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,731 Goed. Hier gaan ons. 859 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,697 [glagg] 860 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:21,266 Poef! Ek is nou 'n ou pik. [lag] 861 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,487 [dansmusiek wat in klub speel] 862 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,405 Hallo, dames! 863 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:31,580 Haai, oupa, hoe gaan dit met jou? 864 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,713 Goed! Hoe gaan dit, skat? 865 00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:35,236 Goed! 866 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,977 [opgewekte musiek speel] 867 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:40,546 [Irving] Sjoe. 868 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:48,031 [juig] 869 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,077 [Irving] Hy het sy jim hond uit! 870 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,605 Hoe gaan dit dames doen jy hier onder? 871 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,347 Wat jy gaan doen, kyk dit of kyk ons? 872 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:00,914 Ek het na julle kom kyk meisies. 873 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,395 [lag] 874 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,701 Julle dames gaan kry alles opgewerk 875 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:09,139 en dan hopelik ou Irving kan daar insluip. 876 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,229 - Wat is jou naam? -[lag] 877 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:12,273 Irving. 878 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:17,278 Miskien sal sommige van hierdie dames wil 'n porsie Irving hê, 879 00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:18,975 as jy weet wat ek sê. 880 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,238 [omroeper] As jy gereed is vir die volgende vermaaklikheidster, 881 00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:21,935 dan sê iemand: "Ek is!" 882 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,197 ek is! 883 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,591 Hy is moeiliker as 'n hoefyster! 884 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,593 Hoe hard is jy? 885 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,116 Ek is nou redelik los, 886 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249 maar ek kon kry dit waarskynlik aan die gang’. 887 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,381 [vrou] Ons wil joune sien. Ons wil jou hê op die rooi tapyt te stap. 888 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:34,600 [Irving] Wil sy myne sien? 889 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,166 Loop die rooi tapyt. 890 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,690 [Irving] Ek sal haar nou dadelik myne wys! 891 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,127 Ons gaan dit laat reën, loop die rooi tapyt. 892 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,260 Ek gaan gaan. Ek gaan. Ek gaan die rooi tapyt stap. 893 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,479 Ja, ek gaan dit skud! 894 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,743 [opgewekte musiek gaan voort] 895 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,054 [omroeper] Ek weet nie wat de fok gaan aan. 896 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,936 [klubgangers hyg, juig] 897 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,902 [omroeper] Nee, hy gaan nie bly nie. 898 00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:17,730 [lag] 899 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:26,304 [gejuig gaan voort] 900 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,194 Ek is Bam Margera. 901 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,806 En ek is lus om te skop my pa se gat vandag heeldag. 902 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,026 Komaan, Bam. 903 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,202 Nee, ek moet gaan werk toe, ruk! 904 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,204 Stop dit! 905 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,424 Komaan, ek moet gaan de hel om betyds te werk! 906 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,687 - Sal jy ophou? -[plof] 907 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:05,778 [Johnny] Moet ek kaal wees soos die dummy? 908 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,434 Solank jy wil span my vas, ek sal dit doen. 909 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:13,307 [vuurpyl tegnikus] Vyf, vier, drie, twee, een! 910 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,530 [Steve-O] O, kak. 911 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,532 - [Bam] O! -[lag] 912 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,059 [lag] 913 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,670 - [Bam] O, my God! - [Johnny] O, my God. 914 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,846 Ja, ek dink ek sal moet hou vas soos 'n moer. 915 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,326 [lag] 916 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,806 [Johnny] O, my God, dis gek! 917 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,416 [Chris] O, asseblief. 918 00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,853 Dit is vreemd om gordel 'n dummy aan 'n groot vuurpyl 919 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:40,552 en dan sien dit afgaan [naboots vuurpyl] 920 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:44,294 en sê dan: “Goed, tyd dat jy aangaan, Knox.” 921 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,212 [Steve-O] Dit is oomblikke soos hierdie wanneer jy weet 922 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,128 Johnny Knoxville is een knorrige ou. 923 00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,217 Dun, da-da-da-dun, da-da-da-dun 924 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,871 da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-dun 925 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,656 Ek is so bly ek is nie die ster van hierdie fliek. 926 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,048 [lag] 927 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,094 [Bam] Knoxville gaan sien 928 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:02,922 wat die maan is gaan lyk. 929 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,535 Hy gaan beslis gaan 60 voet in die lug. 930 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,928 Hy gaan vernietig word. 931 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,712 Maar ek wil nie vertel hom dit. 932 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:13,149 Jy gaan net goed wees! 933 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,629 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville, 934 00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:16,631 en dit is myne "Groot Rooi Vuurpyl." 935 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:21,549 [vuurpyltegnikus] Vyf, vier, drie, twee, een, gaan! 936 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,773 [lag] 937 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:31,124 [Wee Man] Wat de fok was dit? 938 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,908 - [Bam] Whoo! - [Ryan] O, my God. 939 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,127 [Wee Man] Holy shit, ou. 940 00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:36,042 [Steve-O] Wat? Wat? 941 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,565 [Johnny] Wel, gewoonlik, die vuurpyle misluk 942 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,175 vorentoe en agtertoe, Daar is vir my gesê, 943 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,526 maar daar was 'n vuurpyl wat die kant uitgekom het. 944 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,963 As dit was soos hier 945 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,400 dit was 'n prentjie-omhulsel op ou Knoxville. 946 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,576 [lag] 947 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,057 En nou probeer ons dit weer. Dit is vuurpyllansering neem twee. 948 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,189 Ek is bang om net te kyk. 949 00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:54,974 - Ek weet, ja. -Ek wil 'n Lance-helm hê. 950 00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,758 Ek het vol, soos, adrenalien. 951 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,673 [lag] 952 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,588 Dit is nie die beste idee ooit nie. 953 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,416 Ja, dit is. 954 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,941 Ek is Johnny Knoxville en ek gaan maan toe! 955 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:09,902 [vuurpyl tegnikus] Vyf, vier, drie, twee, een! 956 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,251 Later. 957 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:16,430 [bemanning juig] 958 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:19,346 Ja! Ja! 959 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,916 [Bam] As jy oukei is, gee ons 'n duimvas! 960 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,443 [Chris] Hy het dit vasgehou. 961 00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:30,836 [Dave] Dit was ongelooflik. 962 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,012 [gejuig gaan voort] 963 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,276 [Bam] Heeltemal awesome! 964 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,196 Goed, ons het 'n klein partytjie by die kantoor. 965 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,112 Maar ongelukkig, Ron is daar binne 966 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:47,505 en hy is in 'n vreeslike bui 967 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,376 want sy vrou hom weer verlaat. 968 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,943 Arme Ron. 969 00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:52,901 Ons sal moet gaan beur hom op. 970 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:53,946 Dis reg. Kom ons maak hom dood met vriendelikheid, ouens. 971 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,425 Dis partytjietyd, seuns. 972 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,383 Goed, kom ons doen dit, kom ons doen dit. 973 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:56,949 Goed, kom ons doen dit. 974 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,212 [Poepies] Kom ons gaan bemoedig Ron. 975 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:00,953 Haai, Ron, wat sê jy? 976 00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,650 Ons sal net 'n klein koek eet en pret hier? 977 00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:04,217 Haai, Ron, Ek het gehoor van die breuk. 978 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,392 [Johnny] Ja. 979 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263 -[skreeu] -[lag] 980 00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:11,877 Fokken Ron! 981 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:14,488 Haai, Ron, kom aan... Oe! Shit, Ron! 982 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,185 Oe! 983 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,274 Ek sal fokken HR bel. 984 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:19,537 [Jasper] Oe! 985 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,061 O, dit was my arm! 986 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,373 Ek begin dink hy is rassisties. 987 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,941 [lag] 988 00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,204 Ron kan ruik sy vrou se goedkoop parfuum 989 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:37,293 oral oor Jasper, en hy is woedend. 990 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,557 [Jasper] Ron, dis gaaf. 991 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:42,995 [Poepies] O, nee! 992 00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:53,309 Wel, dit los op die kantoorraaisel 993 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,050 oor wie Ron se vrou genaai het. 994 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,965 [lag] 995 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,230 [asem uit] 996 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:04,016 [sug] 997 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,716 -Ek is Steve-O. O, fok! -[lag] 998 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,593 Ag, hoekom het ek om Steve-O te wees? 999 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:23,949 Ek is Steve-O en dit is "Tee Ball." 1000 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,212 [haal swaar asem] 1001 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,606 -[grom] -[lag] 1002 00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:32,740 Ek onthou dat ek die beeldmateriaal gesien het 1003 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,394 van die "Box Down Stairs" wanneer 1004 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:37,658 net nadat dit geskiet is, in die redigeerkamer, en 1005 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,878 Ek het altyd gewonder hoekom dit was nie toegelaat om op TV te wees nie, 1006 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,793 en toe vind ek uit dat dit te nabootsbaar was? 1007 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:42,750 [Johnny] Ja. 1008 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,099 Duh. 1009 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,797 Ja, ek het twee hernieerde skyfies 1010 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,408 as gevolg van die "Box Down Stairs." [lag] 1011 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:50,105 Ons sit 'n kussing daar in, of twee. 1012 00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,194 Ja, dankie. Dankie vir daardie kussings. 1013 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:56,329 -[lag] -O, man, dit het doodgemaak! 1014 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,771 [Greg] Jy het een nodig vir sy kop. 1015 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,165 [Jeff] Goed, steek net jou kop neer. 1016 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,082 [lag] 1017 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:17,829 [Johnny] Kom ons maak gou en doen dit! 1018 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:19,308 [Jeff] Geen bekommernisse nie, ons kry dit op band. 1019 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:20,745 [Greg] Kan jy asemhaal? 1020 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,311 [Johnny] Nie goed nie. 1021 00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:30,058 [Jeff] Goed, kom ons gaan. Is jy gereed? 1022 00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:33,540 [Johnny knor] 1023 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,674 - O! O. -[lag] 1024 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:44,246 [Jeff] Kry dit weer op. 1025 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,248 [Greg] Wag, is dit die top of die onderkant? 1026 00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,778 O. [glagg] 1027 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:56,519 [Dave] Gaan dit goed? 1028 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,999 [glag] Nee, ek is nie. 1029 00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,698 Dit het regtig seergemaak. Ek wil 'n afspeel sien. 1030 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,308 [Jeff] Op 'n stadium, dit het net opgestyg, 1031 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:03,744 soos jy eintlik in die lug gekom het. 1032 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:10,359 In die eerste Olimpiese Spele, hulle het kaal opgetree. 1033 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,753 - O ja. - En 1034 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,669 ons wil graag doen, uh, 1035 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,845 een van die gebeurtenisse vanaf die eerste Olimpiese Spele, 1036 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,238 die hoogspring, 1037 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,022 en as jy dit sou doen bok kaal. 1038 00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:23,111 - Goed. [glagg] -[lag] 1039 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,939 [Johnny] En jy weet hoe hulle dit doen. 1040 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,420 Hulle hardloop nogal daaraan en dan draai hulle nogal? 1041 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:28,856 [Chris] Ja, ja, Fosbury flop. 1042 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,336 [Johnny] Ja, die ou Fosbury flop. 1043 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,164 - Ja. Ek dink dit is Dick Fosbury. 1044 00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:33,905 - Ja. -O, is dit wie dit uitgevind het? 1045 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,950 Ja, en nou het ons Groot Dick Fosbury, 1046 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,386 van Chris Pontius. 1047 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,388 -[asem swaar asem] -[vel klap] 1048 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,477 Ek is Chris Pontius, en dit is die “Pale Vault”. 1049 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:42,914 Wag, ek het my ritme opgefok. 1050 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,308 [lag] 1051 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:49,268 -[asem uit] -Ek is Chris Pontius, en dit is die "Pool Vault." 1052 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:50,486 Ag, ek het heeltemal opgefok. 1053 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,662 [lag] 1054 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,055 [Jeff] Ons moet 'n paar kry skoon klank hiervan. Kom naby. 1055 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,274 - Gaan daar in. - Ja, ek het dit. 1056 00:45:56,144 --> 00:45:57,798 Goed, die Tahitiaanse danser. 1057 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:01,584 [haal swaar asem] 1058 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,499 Detroit Muscle Rock. 1059 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,769 [lag] 1060 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:15,468 Ek is Chris Pontius, en dit is die "Pool Vault." 1061 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,383 -[asem swaar asem] -[lag] 1062 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:18,732 [Rachel] Ja, Chris. 1063 00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:19,907 [Steve-O] Whoo-hoe! 1064 00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:28,176 [cheers] Ja-- O! 1065 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,656 [Zach] Amper 1066 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,962 Jy het begin spring van te ver terug. 1067 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,267 Ek weet, Ek het heeltemal opgefok. 1068 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:34,530 O! 1069 00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:37,751 My hoek was heeltemal verkeerd. 1070 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,369 [juig] 1071 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:49,110 [triomfantlike musiek speel] 1072 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593 [Johnny] Dit was ongelooflik. 1073 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:04,604 [Bam blaas uit] Hier kom Dunn. 1074 00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:05,823 [glagg] 1075 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,878 [ontploffing] 1076 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:23,014 [lag] 1077 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:28,976 Geen fokken manier nie, ou! 1078 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,283 Ons het net soveel tyd spandeer gereed maak. 1079 00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:34,373 -Is daar blou op my? -[lag] 1080 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,940 Ek is so bly. 1081 00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:37,289 Daar is baie blou. 1082 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,551 Dude, daardie ding gaan. 1083 00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,987 [Johnny lag] 1084 00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:44,470 [Bam] Waaroor is die woord, uh, "Bot X-straal"? 1085 00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,602 Daar gaan jy weer. 1086 00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,213 Almal fokken sê vir my gaan ek iets doen 1087 00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,823 Ek het fokken nooit gesê nie Ek sou doen. Weet jy? 1088 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,259 ek het nie gefok nie daartoe verbind. 1089 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,000 [Ryan] Wat wil hulle hê moet jy doen? 1090 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,350 Hulle wil hê ek moet fokken begin stoot kak op my gat! 1091 00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:58,571 [Bam] Ek het gedink dit was-- Was dit nie jou idee nie? 1092 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,747 Nee, dit was nie my idee nie. 1093 00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:03,010 Ek bedoel, ek was altyd vermaak deur die idee. 1094 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:06,187 Ek het fokken nooit gesê nie Ek sou dit doen. Weet jy? 1095 00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:08,189 [Bam] So jy doen dit nie. 1096 00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:09,974 Fokken twyfel dit hoogs. 1097 00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,671 Weet jy? 1098 00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,020 En as daar is 'n fokken probleem daarmee 1099 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,108 dan miskien iemand anders kan begin 1100 00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:15,588 stoot kak op hul gat. 1101 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:16,850 Weet jy? 1102 00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,506 Nou, ek smeer aan 1103 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,290 [Jeff] Ek kan nie die kar sien nie, Ryan. 1104 00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,118 die klein speelgoedkarretjie 1105 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,859 want ek gaan sit dit in my boude. 1106 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:29,036 [lag] 1107 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,735 [Bam] Druk dit net die fok op. 1108 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,867 [Ryan] O, fok. 1109 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:35,782 [Steve-O] O, fok, nee! 1110 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,219 Dude, dit voel so verdomp grof. 1111 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,917 [lag] 1112 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,527 Regtig. Weet jy wat? 1113 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,746 Ek bevraagteken regtig myself op die oomblik. 1114 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:46,706 [Jeff] Is dit amper in? 1115 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,925 [Ryan] Dit is in, ou. 1116 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,404 -[Manny] Is dit in? - Ja. 1117 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,450 - [Manny] Kom ons gaan. - O, fok! 1118 00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:53,931 Ek voel ek moet kak my gat. 1119 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,020 [lag] 1120 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:00,807 O, fok. 1121 00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,462 Ek is nie te opgewonde nie oor hierdie skets. 1122 00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:04,942 Dit is nie my gunsteling nie Ek het al ooit gedoen, 1123 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,595 want daar is 'n speelgoedkar in my boude. 1124 00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,728 Maar dit is die "Bot X-straal." 1125 00:49:15,126 --> 00:49:17,302 Ek dink ek het 'n X-straal nodig. 1126 00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:18,912 -[ontvangsdame] Antoine? - [Dr. Antoine] Ja? 1127 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,262 Hoe gaan dit met jou? 1128 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:22,568 Redelik goed. 1129 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,701 -Ek is Ryan, en hierdie-- -Wat kan ek vir jou doen? 1130 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,269 Ek het gisteraand partytjie gehou met 'n paar frat ouens. 1131 00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:29,923 Ek het uitgestap. 1132 00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,751 Ek moes neergeval het en iets gebreek het 1133 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,622 want ek kon nie sedertdien reg te loop. 1134 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,015 Ons gaan nou X-straal neem 1135 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,277 - Goed. -om seker te wees. 1136 00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:38,584 - Ons sal kyk. - Goed. 1137 00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,328 Dit is gemaklik. 1138 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:44,459 [radioloog] Hou jou asem op. Moenie beweeg nie. 1139 00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:48,028 [sirend] 1140 00:49:58,604 --> 00:49:59,997 [dokter 1] O, sjoe! 1141 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:00,867 [dokter 2] Wat is dit? Wat het jy? 1142 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,781 [dokter 1] Wat is dit? 1143 00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:02,869 [dokter praat Spaans] 1144 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,479 [lag] 1145 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:05,480 -[dokter 2] Wat de hel? -[dokter 1] 'n Kar? 1146 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:06,960 [Jeff] Wat is dit? 1147 00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:09,180 [dokter 2] Is sy eie kar, nè? Die speelding. 1148 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,138 - Die speelgoedmotor. - [Dr. Antoine] Speelgoedkar? 1149 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:12,313 [dokter 2] Dit is die wiel. 1150 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:14,881 Sien dit? 1151 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,361 [in Spaans] Dit is 'n klein karretjie. 1152 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:22,497 Dit is 'n klein speelding. 1153 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:27,024 Hulle was gister by 'n partytjie en almal het uitgestap 1154 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:31,680 en hulle het seks gehad met mekaar en sulke goed. 1155 00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:35,162 Hulle is bedwelm gisteraand. 1156 00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:36,772 Wat is dit? 1157 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,209 [Ryan] Ek het geen idee nie. 1158 00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,732 Dit is nie deel van jou nie. 1159 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:41,777 Dit is iets ekstra. 1160 00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:44,084 Ek sou geweet het as ek dit geëet het. 1161 00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:46,695 Nee, jy sal nie kan nie om dit te sluk. 1162 00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:48,654 Dit is 'n kar speelding. 1163 00:50:48,828 --> 00:50:50,569 [Ryan] Wel, hoe het 'n kar speelgoed daar kom? 1164 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,832 Miskien het jy dit vasgesteek jou gat op. 1165 00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:54,573 Ek het niks geplak nie op my gat. 1166 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,618 [Jeff] God. Het jy al ooit gesien so iets? 1167 00:50:57,576 --> 00:50:59,230 Nee, ek het nog nooit gesien nie dit daar binne. 1168 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,102 Ek het gesien die speelgoedkar oraloor, 1169 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,887 maar nee, nooit in iemand se rektum nie. 1170 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,454 [Ryan] Kan jy dit nie uitkry nie? Jy het nie-- 1171 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:09,109 Nee, ek is 'n dokter. 1172 00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:12,417 Maar ek oefen dit, Slegs X-straal. 1173 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:15,072 [Ryan] Jy dink miskien kan ek weet jy net, poep dit uit? 1174 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,075 Jy sal nie kan nie om dit uit te poep. 1175 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:19,859 Trouens, dit sal jou seermaak. 1176 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,991 Trouens, ek 1177 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:24,429 Ek dink nie eers dit is goed nie vir jou dat jy dit uitpoep. 1178 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,257 [Jeff] Wat sal gebeur as jy Ex-Lax neem? 1179 00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:27,258 Sal dit help? 1180 00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:29,608 Nee, as hy Ex-Lax neem, 1181 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:32,567 hy kry baie diarree, maar geen kar nie. 1182 00:51:32,741 --> 00:51:33,873 -[dokter 3] Is dit daar bo? -[lag] 1183 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,267 Hy moet baie drink. 1184 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,400 [Ryan] Ek bedoel, moet dit nie vir almal wys nie. 1185 00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:44,318 -Jy gaan net dokter toe. Jy praat met niemand nie - Ja. 1186 00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:46,538 aan jou vriendin, aan jou kêrel, aan wie ook al. 1187 00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:48,235 Jy vertel vir niemand nie, reg? 1188 00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:50,411 Hy weet reeds. Dis te veel mense. 1189 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,760 Ek waardeer dit. 1190 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:52,848 Dankie om vir my te sorg. 1191 00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:53,980 - Goed. - Weereens dankie. 1192 00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:56,287 Ek moet dit sien! 1193 00:51:56,461 --> 00:51:58,027 [lag] 1194 00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,165 [Chris] Is dit nog in jou gat? 1195 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:06,123 [Ryan] Ja, ons moet na die hotel gaan 1196 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,298 en trek hierdie ding uit. 1197 00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:17,743 - [Johnny] Ooh. -[Ryan] O! 1198 00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,093 Tref! Goed. 1199 00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:21,399 [Preston kreun] 1200 00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,968 Hallo, my naam is Johnny Knoxville. 1201 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:30,321 Welkom by die "Dum Dum Game: Deel Deux,” 1202 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,628 - aka "Dubbele boom." -[almal lag] 1203 00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:36,414 In hierdie kompetisie, ons vier mededingers 1204 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:38,459 en ons spesiale gas ster, 1205 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:40,200 Paul Walter Hauser, 1206 00:52:41,593 --> 00:52:43,334 gaan sit in hierdie warm stoel 1207 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,118 en beantwoord trivia-vrae. 1208 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,164 Almal gereed om te begin? 1209 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:48,121 [Larry] Ai. 1210 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:49,862 Kom ons maak Zach groot. 1211 00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:51,733 Goed. 1212 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,995 Hy is 'n engel. 1213 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,823 O, seun, daar is die dubbele boom. 1214 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,261 Wat de fok? 1215 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,393 Jasper, gaan sit. 1216 00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:02,570 -[kreun] -Ja, Jasper, kom ons gaan! 1217 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:05,356 [Johnny] Goed, Jasper. 1218 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,185 Waar was jou pa, Donkerhaai, gebore? 1219 00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:09,273 Fok. [lag] 1220 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,144 Wat?! Ek bedoel, wat? 1221 00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:13,190 Dude, ek probeer om vir jou 'n sagtebal te gee. 1222 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:14,800 Los hom net! 1223 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,454 Ek raai soos Crenshaw, Venesië area? 1224 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,195 Suid Sentraal. 1225 00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:20,153 [almal uitroep] 1226 00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,199 Jesus Christus, Jasper! 1227 00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:23,461 Dit is alles dieselfde ding! 1228 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:24,679 Dis skandelik. Jy moet 1229 00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,333 -beskaamd wees. - Regtig, Jasper? 1230 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,988 Goed, wat is Jeff s'n van, ons direkteur? 1231 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,859 Pielkop. Nee, Tremaine, Tremaine. 1232 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,121 God, klim net uit die stoel! 1233 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:33,297 [almal lag] 1234 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,082 Ja, Jasper! 1235 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,824 Paul, jy besef jy het reeds 1236 00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,695 by skouonderneming ingebreek het, reg? 1237 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,262 [almal lag] 1238 00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,830 [Johnny] Jy het nie nodig nie om dit te doen. 1239 00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:47,702 Dit is soos 'n maak-'n-wens, as dit 'n straf was. 1240 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:51,010 Ek het erger esels gesien, Zach. Ek sê maar net. 1241 00:53:51,184 --> 00:53:52,141 - Dankie. - Goed. 1242 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,361 [Larry] Stuur vir my die skakel. 1243 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,233 [Johnny] Hoeveel Aarde 1244 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,236 binne kon pas ons brandende son? 1245 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,108 As jy 'n vriend moet bel, jy kan vir Larry hier vra. 1246 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,022 Larry. 1247 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:04,893 [Larry] Ja? 1248 00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:07,331 Weet jy hoeveel Aarde kan binne-in die son pas? 1249 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:08,854 [Larry] Dink 1250 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,159 Dink 1251 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:11,596 Dink 1252 00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:13,946 Fok, ek is geil. 1253 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,209 O, Larry! 1254 00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:18,037 Fok weg, Larry. Ek gaan sê sewe. 1255 00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:19,647 - O, jy het dit opgefok. - Ek gaan sê sewe. 1256 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,823 Een punt drie miljoen. 1257 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,521 [Larry] Ek wou dit sê. 1258 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,741 O, seuntjie. 1259 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,047 Poepies! Komaan. 1260 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,267 Dankie Here ek is nie laaste nie. 1261 00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:31,485 Wel 1262 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:32,704 Ek dink nie daar is 'n laaste nie. 1263 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,009 Dit hou aan om en om. 1264 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:35,097 - Ja, dummy. - Ja. 1265 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,490 Dude, is jy dom? 1266 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,928 Ehren jou gesig is lelik, so net-- 1267 00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:41,278 Oe! 1268 00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:44,368 Sjoe, siek brandwond! 1269 00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:46,108 O, dit ruik. 1270 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,982 Hoeveel kleure die klassieke reënboog opmaak? 1271 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:55,117 Blou, geel, oranje, groen, pers 1272 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,076 Rooi 1273 00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,731 En 1274 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:01,776 Jy het dit, Poopies. 1275 00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:03,735 Wit. 1276 00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,606 [lag] 1277 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,739 O, my God. Verlaag dit! 1278 00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:09,654 O, my God. O, my God. 1279 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:13,745 Laat my net-- Wag, dit moet beweeg 'n bietjie meer oor-- 1280 00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:16,051 Jammer, ek moes net skuif dit 'n bietjie oor. 1281 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:17,183 O, my God. 1282 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:19,403 - Goed. - [lag] 1283 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:23,320 [Johnny] Poepies watter kleur is die skoene wat ek dra? 1284 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,019 - Ek kan nie sien nie. -[almal lag] 1285 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,891 [Wee Man] Moenie kyk nie! 1286 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,632 -[Johnny] Watter kleur is die skoene wat ek dra? - Rooi. 1287 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,505 Sjoe! 1288 00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:36,594 Ehren is op! 1289 00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,944 - Zach, is jy goed? - O, ja, ek is wonderlik. 1290 00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,990 Dit suig, ou. Wat de fok? 1291 00:55:43,035 --> 00:55:45,777 [uitroep] 1292 00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:48,127 -O, goeiste-- O, God. - [Johnny] O, Jesus. 1293 00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,216 -[snoer] -[Johnny] Moet asseblief nie kots nie. 1294 00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,870 - Hou op! -[Larry] As jy kots in sy boude 1295 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,915 dis sewe jaar slegte geluk. 1296 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:56,048 -[almal lag] -[snoer] 1297 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,702 [Johnny] Goed, Ehren. 1298 00:55:57,876 --> 00:56:01,749 -Wie het die hoofrol gespeel en geskryf -[gags] 1299 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,448 "Die Meter Fee"? 1300 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:06,058 Ek is die Meter Feetjie. 1301 00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,103 Dit is— Dit sou wees Ehren McGhehey. 1302 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,278 Gevaar Ehren. Ek. 1303 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,019 Almal. Finale antwoord. 1304 00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,194 En dit is die ergste deel ons het al ooit verfilm. 1305 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,066 Dis nie gaaf nie, man! 1306 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,417 -[skreeu] -[almal roep uit] 1307 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,380 Op, op, op, op, op! Op! 1308 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,645 [gesnoer] 1309 00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:31,692 [hoes, gagging] 1310 00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,132 Wag! 1311 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:39,526 -[kreun] -[almal lag] 1312 00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:43,487 Ons moet dit opgee vir Zach vir seker, ou. 1313 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,314 [Johnny] Ja, Zach! 1314 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,405 Dit is dit vir die "Dum Dum Game: Part Deux." 1315 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,452 Sommige van my gunsteling stukkies is, 1316 00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,585 soos, die wat net, daar is-- 1317 00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:56,500 Soos, ons sit rond, ons het niks om te doen nie. 1318 00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:58,284 Dan sê iemand, "Gaan kry 'n bietjie Super Glue". 1319 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,547 Dit is nogal soos wat gebeur het met Brad Pitt. 1320 00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,375 - [lag] - Hy was daar 1321 00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:04,421 om "Night Monkey" te skiet, 1322 00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,248 en jy is soos, "Hoekom nie ons ontvoer jou net?” 1323 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,511 En hy het gesê: "Goed." 1324 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,338 En ons het die teenwoordigheid van verstand 1325 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,079 die polisiedepartement te bel 1326 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,082 om hulle te laat weet om 9-1-1 oproepe te ignoreer 1327 00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,606 oor Brad Pitt ontvoer word. 1328 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,085 [lag] 1329 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,696 “Ek weet dit klink net regtig spesifiek, 1330 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,393 maar Brad Pitt s'n ontvoer gaan word.” 1331 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,308 - [lag] - "Maar dit is 'n grap." 1332 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,572 "Ja, dit is 'n grap. Dit sou nooit gebeur nie.” 1333 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,185 Hallo, ek is Brad Pitt en ek gaan ontvoer word. 1334 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:32,361 [Brandon] Goed, goed. Sien jou daar buite. 1335 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:34,407 Pret saam met bekendes. 1336 00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:56,951 Ja, Brad Pitt! 1337 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,084 Nee kak! 1338 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:02,609 Nee kak! Nee, dit is Brad Pitt! Ag, hoe gaan dit, ou? 1339 00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,046 - Dit is stadig. - Goed, goed. Neem 'n blaaskans, man. 1340 00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,700 Ja, maar kan ek kry jou handtekening? 1341 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:08,354 - Komaan, man. - Ja, kry hom nou! Kry hom! 1342 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,095 -Klim in die fokken kar! -Wat doen jy?! 1343 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,792 - Holy shit. - Wag! 1344 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,533 [Brad] Haai, hey! Help! 1345 00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,970 Help! Help! Help! Help! 1346 00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:17,276 [toeskouer] Haai, wat doen jy aan hom? 1347 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:19,713 -Los hom uit. - Gaan, gaan, gaan! 1348 00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:21,280 [Brad skree] 1349 00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:25,197 [man in die ry] Seun van 'n teef. 1350 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:26,764 [Bam] O, kak! 1351 00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:27,939 [Chris] Kyk na hom. 1352 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:30,985 -[almal lag] - Ai, fok! 1353 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,247 [Bam] Ja. 1354 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,684 Dit is soos 'n dwelm, ja. 1355 00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:34,989 [Brandon] Laat die ligte draai. 1356 00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,208 Kry jy die nommerplaat? 1357 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:37,862 Shit, iemand bel die polisie. 1358 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,604 -Was dit Brad Pitt? - Ja. 1359 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:42,214 Wat het net gebeur? Wat de fok? 1360 00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,955 Brad Pitt is ontvoer. 1361 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,740 Ja, ja, was dit Brad Pitt? 1362 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,742 -Jy sien die [onduidelike] -Brad Pitt, was hy hier? 1363 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,657 Brad Pitt was in die ry en hy was net 1364 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,006 ontvoer en in 'n bakkie gegooi. 1365 00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,747 Ek maak regtig nie 'n grap nie. 1366 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,444 Een of ander ou was soos gryp my gat, 1367 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,882 probeer om my te ruk uit die kar uit. 1368 00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:00,014 Hy was regtig veg om ook nie in te kom nie. 1369 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,929 Ja, heeltemal. 1370 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:02,974 - Jy is 'n goeie akteur, ou. - [Brad] Ag, dankie, Chris. 1371 00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,192 [almal lag] 1372 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,719 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville en ek gaan 1373 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,808 word binnekort deur 'n motor getref. 1374 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,200 [enjin draai] 1375 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,427 Goed, ouens, ons het Tory Belleci van MythBusters. 1376 00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:24,386 So ek het besluit om 'n truuk te probeer vir die eerste keer ooit. 1377 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,650 En eerlikwaar, ek is mooi senuweeagtig daaroor, reg? 1378 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,174 Is jy gereed? 1379 00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:30,958 [asem uit] 1380 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:37,356 [sluk] 1381 00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:39,097 [grom] 1382 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,101 [krom, hyg] 1383 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:48,280 - [Johnny] O, nee. -[grom] 1384 00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:50,412 - [Johnny] Ugh. -[Steve-O knor] 1385 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,459 Op die tafel. Ons mag dalk wees tafeltennis speel. 1386 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,069 [almal lag] 1387 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,680 [Johnny] Wag, wag, wag. 1388 00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:58,769 Kan jy? 1389 00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:00,814 -[almal lag] - Het jy dit? 1390 01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:02,816 [kreun] 1391 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,470 Hy is op vyf sentimeter. 1392 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,385 [almal lag] 1393 01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:09,606 -[kreun] - O, hy kroon! 1394 01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:13,218 Miskien moes jy sit die tafeltennisbal 1395 01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:14,872 jou gat op en het dit toe uitgegooi. 1396 01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,009 [gespanne] Ek gaan dit kry, Ek gaan dit kry. 1397 01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:24,490 Ek weet nie, hierdie mite kan dalk gebreek word. 1398 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:25,883 [almal lag] 1399 01:00:26,884 --> 01:00:28,450 Goed, hier is die ding, ouens. 1400 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,541 Ek sit die tafeltennisbal in my mond, reg? 1401 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:33,891 Ja. 1402 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,675 - Maak asof jy dit insluk. - Ja. 1403 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,156 Maar ek het reeds gejam 'n tafeltennisbal in my gat. 1404 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,375 Nou dink ek ek het dit verloor. 1405 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,768 O, God. 1406 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:45,250 'n Goeie towenaar openbaar nooit sy truuks nie. 1407 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,339 - Ja, reg. -[kreun] 1408 01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:50,081 Dit is ons laaste dag van verfilming na 25 jaar 1409 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,561 en ons het nie geleer nie 'n verdomde ding. 1410 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,172 -[almal lag] -[kreun] 1411 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,477 Druk! 1412 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:57,523 O, jok! 1413 01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:58,785 O, my God. 1414 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,048 [almal kreun, roep uit] 1415 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,007 [Johnny] Dit was 'n vuil truuk! 1416 01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,139 [Steve-O] Neem dit. 1417 01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:07,228 Dit was nie eers nie, jy het nie selfs naby die teiken kom. 1418 01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:09,840 O, nee! 1419 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,192 Kry die hond. Gaan, maat. Gaan, maat. 1420 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,239 [Jasper] Hy het die bal hoor val. 1421 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,676 - Julle bly. - O, my God! 1422 01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:20,851 Dit het fokken gewerk. 1423 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:22,374 [almal lag] 1424 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:27,901 Dit is alles kaas, geen whiz. 1425 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:33,690 Dit is alles meel vir ons vriend Bam. 1426 01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:35,692 Ons gaan hom verouder wanneer hy hier aankom. 1427 01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,217 - Goed. - Instap. 1428 01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,827 - Gaan hy in? -Daar stap hy in. 1429 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,350 - Wat gaan aan? - Wat gaan aan? 1430 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,309 [glagg] Nie veel nie. Hoe was jy? 1431 01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:45,527 -Goed. - Hoog vyf! 1432 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,921 [almal lag] 1433 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,450 O, my God. 1434 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:05,243 Dit was die beste een tot dusver. 1435 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,768 Julle ouens, jy het my fokken gat geskop. 1436 01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:09,813 Jy het-- 1437 01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:12,511 [Johnny] Hy het oud geword! 1438 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,430 [Bam] Ek was so nie gereed daarvoor nie. 1439 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,345 [Dave] Dit was so goed. Jy het gegaan-- 1440 01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,563 O, goeie môre, man. 1441 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,522 - Goeiemôre, Bam. - Hallo. 1442 01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,480 - O, kak. - Verdomme. 1443 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,919 Jy weet, ons het dit die 1444 01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:32,357 dit lyk soos 'n hond-- 'n skok kraag vir 1445 01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:33,750 - Die Taser? -vir die nek? 1446 01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:35,447 - Is daar een vir jou haan? - Ja 1447 01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:38,145 Poopies het gesê hy wil om te probeer kyk of dit skok. 1448 01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,844 Ek het nie gesê nie, maar ek sal. Ek het nie gesê nie. 1449 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,628 [Johnny] O, ek het gedink jy het dit gesê. 1450 01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,021 Jy was, soos, “Ja, dit sal wonderlik wees.” 1451 01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,500 [glimlag] Wanneer het ek dit gesê? 1452 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:48,155 Jy het gesê-- Ja, jy het gesê: "Siek!" 1453 01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:51,419 Kan iemand die, uh skok kraag vir jou penis? 1454 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,812 Ja, ek sal hardloop en dit kry. 1455 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,335 Verskoon my, vir Poopies se penis. 1456 01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:56,990 Goed, dit is daar. 1457 01:02:57,164 --> 01:02:59,253 Dit lyk soos sy piel s'n op huisarres. 1458 01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:00,777 [almal lag] 1459 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,388 [Johnny] Ek weet nie hoekom ons besluit het nie 1460 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,956 om dit te verfilm aan die kant van 'n krans. 1461 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,915 Hallo, ek is poep-- [skree] 1462 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,612 - [Johnny] Wag! Ek is jammer! - Fok! 1463 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,223 - Poepies, ek is jammer. - Nee, ek doen dit nie! 1464 01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:13,964 -Nee, kom, Poepies! -Ek het jou 'n geleentheid gegee! 1465 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,922 Ek is jammer! Ek is jammer! Nog 'n keer. 1466 01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,706 Nog een keer sal ek dit nie doen nie. 1467 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:20,361 Ek is Poepies en dit is “The Balance Beam 1468 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,233 met 'n Taser op my piel." 1469 01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:23,712 [Jasper] Hy gaan teken 'n T-in-en-uit. 1470 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,192 [Dave] Gaan dit maak regdeur. 1471 01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:27,107 [skree] O, fok! 1472 01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:28,761 Jy is veronderstel op die balk te land. 1473 01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:29,675 [Johnny] Jy moet haal jou hand van die balk af. 1474 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:30,850 Hou vas. 1475 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,723 [skreeu] 1476 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,073 - O, fok! -[almal lag] 1477 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,205 Ek is fokken klaar, ek is klaar. 1478 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:41,034 Ek kan nie eers aan dink nie enigiets anders maar my piel nou. 1479 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,209 Ditto. 1480 01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:43,428 [lag] 1481 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,391 - Fok! - [Johnny] Ek het jou nie eers geskok nie. 1482 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,350 - Wat het gebeur? - My gedagtes raak by my. 1483 01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,918 - Sy verstand en gees. -[almal lag] 1484 01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,745 Dit sou 'n eerste wees. 1485 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,530 Dit sou die eerste keer wees dit het ooit gebeur. 1486 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,314 - [Rachel] Ja, poeps. - Jy het dit, Poeps. 1487 01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:03,230 [Jasper] Komaan. Balanseer dit, skat. 1488 01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:05,798 [Rachel] Jy is so grasieus. 1489 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,714 -[skreeu] -[almal lag] 1490 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,117 [Dave] Dude, jy amper daai krans afgerol! 1491 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,902 [Jasper] Dave het jou gered. 1492 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:27,951 [Jeff] Spring uit. 1493 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,259 [kreun, lag] 1494 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:45,664 Die laaste fliek, Danger Ehren was deurgaans MVP. 1495 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:51,017 Die fliek voor dit, 3D, Ryan Dunn was MVP. 1496 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:53,237 Ek voel asof ek gehad het 'n paar sterk oomblikke 1497 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:55,543 in al ons paaiemente, 1498 01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,676 maar ek dink nie Ek sou ooit kon eis 1499 01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:01,114 dat ek regtig was, soos, die MVP van een. 1500 01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:02,899 En toe ek dit geleer het 1501 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,596 daar sou wees nog 'n kans, 1502 01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:09,906 Ek wou bitter graag stap op en doen net die ding. 1503 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,386 Ja, ek het by die werk opgedaag vir hierdie een, man. 1504 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,172 En die kroeg was redelik hoog. 1505 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:18,349 Maar, ek sal jou dit vertel, my boude is regtig seer. 1506 01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:19,524 [lag] 1507 01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:24,224 Wanneer jy ons ouderdom bereik, jy moet 'n kolonoskopie kry, 1508 01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,313 en dit begin met die drink van hierdie goed 1509 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,359 dit heeltemal spoel jou uit. 1510 01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:34,974 As jy nie 50 is nie en dit nie doen nie weet, dit is 'n super lakseermiddel. 1511 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,415 Oor net 'n paar minute is ons gaan hewig poep, 1512 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:43,026 terwyl ons onsself toets 1513 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,465 met 'n spel van behendigheid, buigsaamheid en dinge. 1514 01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,294 Speletjie van "Human Pretzel". 1515 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,426 Maar dank God ons het hierdie wonderlike modes, 1516 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,081 jou te gee 'n binne-blik op die aksie. 1517 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,735 Mense het nie baie geloof in jou 1518 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,998 dat jy nie kots nie in hierdie bietjie, Lance. 1519 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:01,348 Nee? Gaan dit nie gebeur nie? Goed. 1520 01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,133 Sal ons speel? 1521 01:06:03,307 --> 01:06:04,743 Steve-O sal eerste gaan, goed? 1522 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,485 Regterhand, oranje. 1523 01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:08,529 Net daar. 1524 01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,578 Ek is reg in die vuurlyn hier. 1525 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,275 [Rachel] Chris, linkervoet, pers. 1526 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,624 Jammer, Preston. 1527 01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,278 -[toeskouers kreun] - [Ehren] Ja. 1528 01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:19,714 [Chris] Ek het net gepamp. Ek het getoer. 1529 01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,326 O, sjoe, dis baie dapper. 1530 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,067 [Johnny] O, dink ek sy het dit gespin 1531 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:26,504 en gesê, "Chris, uh, regtervoet, pienk." 1532 01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,245 - [Chris] Fokken-- - [Johnny] Ja, ja. 1533 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:29,333 [Chris] O, kyk reg in die oog van die storm. 1534 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:30,508 [almal lag] 1535 01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,337 Goed, linkervoet, pers. 1536 01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:36,514 Dit gaan linkervoet wees bruin, baie gou. 1537 01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:37,732 Wat is fout, Lance? 1538 01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:39,778 Lance word siek. 1539 01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:41,693 - [Rachel] Steve-O, linkervoet, pienk. - [Johnny] O, man. 1540 01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,912 [almal uitroep] 1541 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,305 [Wee Man] Dave! 1542 01:06:45,479 --> 01:06:46,219 [Rachel] Julle vaar uitstekend. 1543 01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:48,613 Ons het 'n leaker! 1544 01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:50,267 - Uh-o. -Steve-O's-- 1545 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,095 O, God! 1546 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:55,011 O, my God. 1547 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,317 [Poepies] Dave, kyk na regs. 1548 01:06:57,491 --> 01:06:59,319 [almal uitroep] 1549 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,235 [Jasper] Kyk na hom. 1550 01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:04,150 [Chris] Sjoe, grof! 1551 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,673 [Chris] Hou jou grond. 1552 01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,154 [alles gesnoer] 1553 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,330 [Rachel] Regterhand, groen. 1554 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,898 [Johnny] Verdomme, sy sê regterhand, groen! 1555 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,727 [gesnoer, gekwel] 1556 01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:17,120 [Ehren] Fok dit! 1557 01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,559 O, my God! 1558 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,822 [Johnny] Hoe gaan dit, Lance? Hang jy steeds daar? 1559 01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,911 [Johnny lag] 1560 01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:28,087 - Ek het nog nooit het poep so erg geruik. -Nee. 1561 01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:30,220 O, my God! 1562 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:34,224 O, goeiste-- Hy is steeds shi 1563 01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:37,009 - O, my God. -[mense wat gekwel] 1564 01:07:37,183 --> 01:07:38,706 [Johnny] Hoe het jy nie gekots nie? 1565 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,231 Steve-O is die wenner 1566 01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:44,712 - [Rachel] Ja, Steve-O! -van die Menslike Pretzel! 1567 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:47,193 - Hy kom nou. Goed. - O, God. Gaan hier weg. 1568 01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:55,288 [Poopies] Gaan regop en stort, Steve-O, stort. 1569 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:56,550 Goeie werk, Bubba! 1570 01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:01,033 [onduidelike gesels] 1571 01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:05,298 Moenie iets sê nie. 1572 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,649 Haai, wat kan ek vir jou kry om te drink? 1573 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,129 [Wee Man] Twee Budweisers. 1574 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,913 [kroegman] Dankie, skat. 1575 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,001 Cheers. 1576 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,090 - Groete. - Boep! 1577 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,919 [kroegman] So, wat kraak? 1578 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:18,964 [Wee Man] Ek weet nie, gaan af 1579 01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:19,878 na die strand of iets. 1580 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:21,358 Terra! 1581 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:22,272 Goed. 1582 01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:23,882 Wat de fok doen jy? 1583 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:25,971 Wie de fok is jy? 1584 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,929 -Ssj. -Wie is jy? 1585 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,540 - Kalmeer. -Ek is haar freakin 'kêrel, gat! 1586 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,019 Dis gaaf, maat. Ek is haar man-vriend. 1587 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:34,501 Dude, moenie my druk nie. Moenie my druk nie. 1588 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,416 - Ek raak nie eers aan jou nie. - Sjoe, Poppy, kalmeer. 1589 01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,897 Jy weet, fok albei van julle! Fok julle albei. 1590 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:43,249 So, ek en hy is soort van neem 'n breek en 1591 01:08:46,644 --> 01:08:48,036 Haai, hy is reg hier binne. 1592 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,778 - Wat gaan aan? - Fok jou! 1593 01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:52,476 - Fok jou. - Ja, ek het jou gesê om die fok weg te kry. 1594 01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:53,781 Moenie hom druk nie, man! 1595 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:55,131 Stop! Stop! 1596 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,133 Kry hom, Pop! Kry hom, Pop! 1597 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,397 [boef] Kry sy gat af, man! 1598 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,529 [manlike beskermheer] Komaan, ouens, breek dit op. 1599 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,966 Polisie! Kom op die fokken grond! 1600 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,359 Kom op die grond! 1601 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,796 Vries! Almal teen die muur! 1602 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,624 - Dit is jou fokken geveg. - Teen die muur! 1603 01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:11,843 - Haal die fok van my af! - Teen die muur! 1604 01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:13,671 - Verdomp! - Die fok doen jy? 1605 01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:16,456 [polisiebeampte] Kry hom op! Kry hom op! 1606 01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:18,763 Vries, moer, kry jou hande agter jou rug! 1607 01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:22,070 -[sekuriteit] Wat gaan aan? -[Wee Man] Kom ons gaan, skat. 1608 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,420 Fokken gaan van my af! 1609 01:09:23,594 --> 01:09:24,508 [paramedikus] Kode 54! Paramedikus! 1610 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:25,422 [kêrel] Gaan van my af! 1611 01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:26,771 Paramedikus! 1612 01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,338 [kêrel] Haal die fok van my af! 1613 01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:29,948 - Bly stil. -[kêrel] Kry hulle van my af! 1614 01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:31,558 Haal die fok van my af! 1615 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:32,951 Toemaar! 1616 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,692 -Toemaar! - O, kyk na hulle twee. 1617 01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:36,563 Rik? 1618 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,130 - Sjoe! - O, kak. 1619 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:42,613 Wat? Kan hy loop? 1620 01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:44,571 Goed. 1621 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:47,270 [beskermhere huil] 1622 01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:49,315 Waaroor was dit alles? 1623 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,012 Wat de hel was dit alles oor? 1624 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,144 [kameraman] Wat het gebeur? 1625 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:53,232 Ek weet nie wat gebeur het nie. 1626 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:55,365 Dit was wild. 1627 01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:58,933 Die polisie het ingekom, Ek kan dit nie glo nie. 1628 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,587 Klein miniatuur polisiemanne. 1629 01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:09,161 Hallo. Ek is Johnny die Manjifieke. 1630 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,250 Vandag gaan ek jou wow 1631 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:14,471 met my beste vaardighede van prestidigitasie. 1632 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,168 [metaal gekletter] 1633 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,823 O, fok! O, God! [gil] 1634 01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:22,609 - Wat 'n-- O, kak. -[bul knor] 1635 01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:27,048 O, kak. [gil] 1636 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,051 [skreeu] 1637 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:36,797 [Chris] O, my God. 1638 01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:38,582 Gaan dit goed, Johnny? 1639 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:39,713 Holy shit. 1640 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,411 [Johnny kreun] 1641 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:46,459 [toeskouer huil] 1642 01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,113 Abracadabra. 1643 01:10:49,723 --> 01:10:51,421 [Ehren] Jy het jou hoed gelos daar buite. 1644 01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:52,987 [Johnny] Het ons dit gekry? 1645 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,162 [Jeff] Neem twee? 1646 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,122 Ek haat dit om twee met bulle te neem. 1647 01:10:57,296 --> 01:11:01,126 - [Dave] O, man. -[Wee Man] Ons het Knox gesien ronddans met die bul. 1648 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,955 Maar ons ken die treffer wat die bul vir Knox gegee het 1649 01:11:04,129 --> 01:11:05,565 was nie die een wat Knox wou hê nie. 1650 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,264 Dit was naby, maar dit was nie die een nie. 1651 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:11,876 [Johnny] Wat dink jy? Miskien 'n neem twee? 1652 01:11:13,921 --> 01:11:14,966 Fok dit. 1653 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,794 [bul brul] 1654 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,796 [metaal gekletter] 1655 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,887 Hierdie een is twee keer so groot! 1656 01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:27,283 O, my God, ou. 1657 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,112 O, kak. O, kak! 1658 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,376 Ek wil nie fokken nie kyk hierna, man. 1659 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,508 [Jeff] Goed, is ons goed? 1660 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,469 Hallo. Ek is Johnny the Magnificent. 1661 01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:41,253 Vandag gaan ek jou wow 1662 01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:44,735 met my beste vaardighede van prestidigitasie. 1663 01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:46,693 -[metaal gekletter] - O, kak! 1664 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,260 -[bul bulder] -[Johnny skree] 1665 01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:49,740 [toeskouer oeps] 1666 01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:55,267 O, nee. O, kak. 1667 01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:56,660 [bul blaas] 1668 01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,097 [ander hyg] 1669 01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,620 [Steve-O] Jesus, Maria. 1670 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,670 Daai een werk. Dit werk. 1671 01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:08,628 -[Steve-O] Verdomp. Johnny, gaan dit goed? 1672 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:10,108 P.J., praat met my. Is jy oukei? 1673 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,327 Is jy reg? 1674 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,372 [Jasper] Hy het dit gehad. 1675 01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:14,765 [Jeff] Gaan dit goed? Johnny? 1676 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,507 [Preston] Hy kom terug. Hy kom na. 1677 01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,160 [Eric] Hy kom terug, ja. 1678 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,858 [Jeff] Is jy reg? 1679 01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,034 Dit was 'n gewelddadige bakleiery. Eensydig om seker te maak. 1680 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,514 [glagg] 1681 01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:25,993 [Wee Man] Fokken knorrig, ou. 1682 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,865 -[Steve-O] Ja. -Het ons dit gekry, Jeff? 1683 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,693 [Jeff] Ons het presies wat jy wou hê. 1684 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:30,868 -[Wee Man] Ja, Knox! - Ja, Knox! 1685 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,739 [Johnny] O, fok. 1686 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,437 So wat het gebeur nadat dit my getref het? 1687 01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:36,264 [Jeff] Dude, dit is nors. 1688 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:37,918 Dit is jy, dit is die bul. 1689 01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,095 [almal lag] 1690 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:42,706 [Wee Man] Hy het nie eers nie mors rond, ou. 1691 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,882 Hy draai om en hom net vasgenael. 1692 01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:46,187 [Steve-O] Dude, dit was kranksinnig. 1693 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,276 [Poepies] Ja, Knox. 1694 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,669 [Ehren] Dit is waarskynlik die grootste treffer wat jy nog ooit gekry het. 1695 01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:52,846 [Chris] En dit is hoekom hy is die kaptein. 1696 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,153 [Johnny] Daardie bul het nie van fokken magic gehou nie. 1697 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:57,460 [lag] 1698 01:12:57,634 --> 01:12:59,026 [Poepies] Ja, Knox, ons is lief vir jou! 1699 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,376 -[klap, juig] - [Johnny] Lief vir jou! 1700 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:02,334 [Poepies] Kaptein! 1701 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,467 [Steve-O] Harsingskudding is nie groot nie. 1702 01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:08,296 Maar solank jy dit het voor jy 50 is, is dit gaaf. 1703 01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:11,561 En Knoxville is 49. So ons is goed. 1704 01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:16,827 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville, 1705 01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:19,743 en dit is die "Escape Room from Hell." 1706 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,701 [lag] 1707 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,922 [Johnny] Daar is drie verskillende kamers. 1708 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:29,361 Jy moet raaisels oplos elke kamer om na die volgende te kom. 1709 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:31,450 Godspoed. 1710 01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,060 [sug] Dankie, ou. 1711 01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:36,455 [Johnny, oor spreker] Goed, Wee Man 1712 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,544 Om na die volgende kamer te kom, 1713 01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,111 jy sal moet bereik deur daardie muur 1714 01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:42,592 te vind 'n spesiale Jackass-muntstuk. 1715 01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:44,507 -Ek weet nie-- - Fokken hou my hand vas en gaan. 1716 01:13:44,681 --> 01:13:46,030 Gaan! Fokken sit dit daar in! 1717 01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:47,684 - Ek wil nie jou hand vashou nie. -Gaan! 1718 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,163 [skreeu] 1719 01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:52,950 Wat de fok! Goed. 1720 01:13:53,124 --> 01:13:54,386 Wat de fok is dit? 1721 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,996 -[lag] -Wat die--? 1722 01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,520 Wat is die ooreenkoms? Hoe voel dit? 1723 01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,043 - Ek weet nie! -[Ehren] Dit suig. 1724 01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,566 - Ek kan nie sê nie. -[Ehren] Doggone dit. 1725 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,872 Ek steek my hand daarin en ek voel kak. 1726 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:02,786 [Dave] Ek het jou gesien steek jou hand daarin. 1727 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,265 [almal lag] 1728 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,401 - Dave! Dave! - Komaan, Dave. 1729 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:10,837 - Komaan, Dave. - O, my God, ou. 1730 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:12,578 [Johnny] Gaan daar in, Dave. 1731 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:14,188 -[Wee Man] Scoop. Skep. -[Dark Shark] Reik af. 1732 01:14:14,362 --> 01:14:15,668 Almal-- Sit jou arm heelpad in en gaan af. 1733 01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:17,235 [Wee Man] Gaan in en af. In en af. 1734 01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,802 -[Zach] Wat de fok? -[skree, lag] 1735 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:19,977 [Zach] O, God! 1736 01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,282 Daar gaan jy. Het dit? 1737 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,806 Dit is 'n, dit is 'n boudgat! 1738 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:23,937 [Wee Man skree] 1739 01:14:24,111 --> 01:14:25,330 O, my God! 1740 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:27,158 My vinger het daarin gegaan. 1741 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,855 [almal lag] 1742 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:30,901 [Preston] O, God, dit is regtig goed. 1743 01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:33,164 -[Johnny] Kry daardie muntstuk. - Goed. 1744 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:35,209 [Johnny] Jy moet inkom diep en skep. 1745 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,429 [Ehren] Dude, gaan diep. 1746 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:38,996 [Zach] Is dit in jou boude? 1747 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,258 [kreun] 1748 01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:42,347 [Johnny] O, hulle het die muntstuk! 1749 01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:44,958 - [Dave] O, my God. - [Johnny] Hulle het meer as die muntstuk gekry. 1750 01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:47,831 -[Dark Shark] Wat de fok? -[Dave] Dude, my vinger-- 1751 01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:49,833 Ek het my vinger agteroor vasgedruk. 1752 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:51,704 Ek kan die kak ruik op jou hand. 1753 01:14:51,878 --> 01:14:54,490 Lyk soos julle het die legkaart opgelos. 1754 01:14:54,664 --> 01:14:56,796 Ek dink ons beweeg na die volgende kamer. 1755 01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,842 [lag] 1756 01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:02,106 Goed, Dave, hierdie volgende legkaart is vir jou. 1757 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,586 En wat gaan met my gebeur? 1758 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,762 Wel, as jy oplos die legkaart, niks. 1759 01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:09,069 Jy moet reg raai vier diere geluide 1760 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:12,333 om dit te stop. Om Dave te red. 1761 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,509 Is ons gereed? 1762 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:16,381 Wag, gaan jy hak? 1763 01:15:16,555 --> 01:15:17,382 Ja, hakskeen. 1764 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,688 - Goed! - O, kak. 1765 01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:21,125 Nee, ou. O, my God. 1766 01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,431 Watter geluid maak 'n hond? 1767 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,129 [blaf] 1768 01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:26,565 Goed, goeie werk. 1769 01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:29,873 Watter geluid maak 'n kat? 1770 01:15:30,047 --> 01:15:31,483 [miaau] 1771 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,616 Sjoe, dit gaan baie goed met hulle. 1772 01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:36,314 Watter klank maak 'n erdvark? 1773 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,620 [kwakke] 1774 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:39,491 Nee. 1775 01:15:39,665 --> 01:15:40,971 Nee, hulle maak nie 'n geluid nie! Hulle klink nie. 1776 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,581 Goed, okay, okay. 1777 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,888 - Ek het dit reggekry! [lag] -[Wee Man] Lekker! 1778 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:46,150 Ja, skat! 1779 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,455 [Johnny] Jy het net nog een nodig. 1780 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,022 Dude, maak jy 'n grap? Nee. 1781 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,197 [Johnny] Watter klank maak 'n kasuaris? 1782 01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,285 -Nee! -[Ehren] Kasuaris? 1783 01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:52,373 [krom] 1784 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:53,897 Dis verkeerd! 1785 01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:56,160 [Dark Shark] O, kak. 1786 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:57,074 -[Johnny] Dit is verkeerd! -[Wee Man] Begin net kak sê! 1787 01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,423 [Dave skree] 1788 01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,642 [Johnny lag] 1789 01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:01,687 [Ehren] O, my God! 1790 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,559 [almal skree, lag] 1791 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,650 Verdomp, broer! 1792 01:16:07,824 --> 01:16:09,434 Dude, wat de fok? 1793 01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:12,219 [Dave tjank] 1794 01:16:12,393 --> 01:16:14,352 Ek dink dit is die klank van 'n kasuaris. 1795 01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:17,660 Dit is korrek! Dit is die geluid wat 'n kasuaris maak. 1796 01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:20,793 En ek dink ons kan na die finale kamer gaan. 1797 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,708 Dit is klaar, ou. Dave, dit is klaar. 1798 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:25,102 ou, my pielkop gaan net [naboots masjien] 1799 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,191 [almal lag] 1800 01:16:27,365 --> 01:16:29,759 [Johnny] In hierdie bietjie sal Ehren sit 1801 01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,674 in hierdie gemaklike elektriese stoel wat ons vir hom gebou het. 1802 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:35,286 -[Ehren] Wag, wat? - Jy het al hierdie springkabels. 1803 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,375 Jy moet kry die regte jumperkabels 1804 01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:39,638 op die regte dinge. 1805 01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:43,555 Dan kom jy hierheen en jy wys dit af. 1806 01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,122 Hoe weet ons as ons die regte het? 1807 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:46,906 Want as jy het nie die regte nie, 1808 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,604 Ehren gaan geskok kry. 1809 01:16:48,778 --> 01:16:50,431 [Chris] Het jy al ooit gedoen 'n ontsnapkamer? 1810 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,869 Fok nee en fok daai kak. Doen jy dit? 1811 01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,435 - Ek het dit gedoen. - Het jy 'n ontsnapkamer gedoen? 1812 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,350 Ja. 1813 01:16:56,524 --> 01:16:57,700 - Ek glo jou nie. - Dit is 'n spanbou-oefening. 1814 01:16:57,874 --> 01:17:00,659 [Johnny lag] 1815 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:03,096 Goed, Ehren, kom in jou liefdestoel. 1816 01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:05,098 [Dave] Sy is die ergste om dit te doen. 1817 01:17:05,272 --> 01:17:10,147 [Johnny] Kom ons maak die deure toe en begin asseblief die speletjie. 1818 01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,715 Gee hom net 'n bietjie skok nou. 1819 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,760 - Oe! Fok! -[kraak] 1820 01:17:14,934 --> 01:17:16,675 [Johnny] Haai, hey. Haai, ouens, Ek is jammer, dit was 'n fout. 1821 01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,546 - [Wee Man] Fok! - Dit was 'n fout. 1822 01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:21,375 - Fok dit! - [Ehren] Fok, ou. 1823 01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:23,290 [lag] 1824 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,510 - [Dave] Fok dit. - [Johnny] Julle kan nou begin. 1825 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:26,946 Fok, wat doen ons? 1826 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,252 - Hier is sewe. - Hierdie een is vier. 1827 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,732 - Vier? -Ja, waar is sewe? 1828 01:17:29,906 --> 01:17:31,211 Ek weet nie waar vier is nie. 1829 01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:32,778 Fokken kry dit uit, julle ouens! 1830 01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:34,737 - Waar twee? - Twee is hier. Die rooi een. 1831 01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:36,260 [Johnny] Julle kom nader. 1832 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,088 -[Dark Shark] Waar is vier? - O nee, wag! 1833 01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:39,829 [Dark Shark] Kry dit laaste een net daar. 1834 01:17:40,003 --> 01:17:41,134 - [Johnny] Is hulle almal in plek? - Verdomp dit. 1835 01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:42,832 - Goed, wie, wie, wie - Kalmeer. 1836 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,877 - Ek dink dit is kleure. -Nee! Dit is getalle. 1837 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:46,183 - Hy het dit verkeerd gehad. - Nee, dis fokken nie syfers nie, ouens! 1838 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:47,837 Hy het dit verkeerd gehad en hy het dit daar neergesit. 1839 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,752 - Goed, doen die ding! - Hy gaan geskok word! 1840 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:51,318 [Wee Man] Nee, hy is nie. Nee, hy is nie. 1841 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:53,494 -[knetter, gons] -[skreeu] 1842 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,192 [Dave] Ek het dit geweet! Ek het dit geweet! 1843 01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:56,454 [Wee Man] Goed! Goed! 1844 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:57,803 - Dit was reg! - Ek het dit afgeskakel! 1845 01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,500 -Skakel dit af! - Ek het dit afgeskakel! 1846 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,328 Skakel dit af. Skakel dit af. 1847 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,331 Goed! 1848 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,944 Julle het hom almal doodgemaak, man. 1849 01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:09,815 - Julle het hom doodgemaak, broer! - Fok, ou, 1850 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:10,860 -Hy is soos fokken dood, ou. - Goed, Dave. 1851 01:18:11,034 --> 01:18:12,557 Kry die ding. Haal hom uit. 1852 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:13,645 - Haal hom uit. Haal hom uit. -[Dave] Hy is uit. 1853 01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:16,256 Wat het gebeur? 1854 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,084 -Haai, sit stil-- - Gaan hier weg! Wat de fok? 1855 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,520 Dit is jou hoed. Ek haal jou hoed af. 1856 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,261 Haai, sy probeer jou uitlaat! 1857 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,263 [Johnny] Blaas die toeter. Wie het die toeter? 1858 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:24,917 [horing blaas] 1859 01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:31,924 [Johnny] Dis goed. Dis goed. 1860 01:18:32,098 --> 01:18:33,491 Fok hierdie fokken kak! 1861 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:36,320 -[horing blaas] - [Ehren] Fok! 1862 01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,409 - [Ehren] Fok! -[Donker Haai] Damn, dit was gek. 1863 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,976 [Ehren] Fok hierdie fokken-- 1864 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:41,542 [skreeu] 1865 01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:45,938 Ek is uit! Fok weg! 1866 01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:48,027 O, my God. 1867 01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:53,380 Wel ek dink dit is dit vir die Escape Room from Hell. 1868 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:55,556 [lag] 1869 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:56,993 -Wag-- Is ons klaar? - [Jeff] Ja. 1870 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,342 - O, my God. - Ons het dit gedoen. 1871 01:18:58,516 --> 01:19:00,126 Jy het uitgeklim van die ontsnapkamer! 1872 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,128 Kry ons 'n terapeut na hierdie kak, man? 1873 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:04,174 -Kry ons 'n terapeut? - Goeie werk, Dark Shark. 1874 01:19:04,348 --> 01:19:06,306 Verdomme, julle het my almal opgefok, man! 1875 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,352 En jy steek jou hand in Zach se gat. 1876 01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,485 - So, ver in sy gat, ou! - [lag] 1877 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,140 [Ehren] Fok julle! 1878 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:15,794 [Jeff] Jy het jou skoene vergeet! 1879 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:18,318 [Ehren] Fok hierdie fokken plek! 1880 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,846 Daar was opskrifte op die internet 1881 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,804 wat jy gesê het hierdie Jackassfilm 1882 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:28,502 sal die laaste een ooit wees. 1883 01:19:28,676 --> 01:19:32,332 Nadat jy dit gesê het oor elke Jackassmovie, 1884 01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:34,682 dink jy iemand s'n gaan dit ernstig opneem? 1885 01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:36,641 Soveel as wat ek fokken haat om dit te sê 1886 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,254 -[sug] -[lag] 1887 01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,690 [Poepies] Moenie dit sê nie! 1888 01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,518 Ek raak emosioneel. [glagg] 1889 01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:45,432 [Poepies] Moenie. 1890 01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:47,130 Dit is dit. 1891 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:48,131 Dit is dit. 1892 01:19:51,221 --> 01:19:52,831 [wind fluit] 1893 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,097 [“My Way” speel] 1894 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:14,173 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville! En dit is die einde! 1895 01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:15,348 [almal] Ja! 1896 01:21:15,522 --> 01:21:16,828 [lag] 1897 01:21:55,084 --> 01:21:55,998 [liedjie eindig] 1898 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:57,390 [jubel, lag] 1899 01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,697 [“We'll Meet Again” speel] 1900 01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:01,046 [Wee Man] Ja! Ja! 1901 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,787 O, my God 1902 01:22:04,006 --> 01:22:05,529 -[ontploffing] -Wat de fok? 1903 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,576 [klets] 1904 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,187 [lag] 1905 01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:14,581 [kreun] 1906 01:22:15,582 --> 01:22:17,628 [gesels, lag] 1907 01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:19,760 - God, dit voel so goed! - Ja. 1908 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,588 Ek kan uiteindelik trek my klere weer aan. 1909 01:22:21,762 --> 01:22:24,504 [Steve-O] Ek het geld nodig in die hospitaal te stop. 1910 01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:28,726 [grom, lag] 1911 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,597 Goed, kom aan! 1912 01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:32,643 - [juig] - Ja. 'n Groepfoto. 1913 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,862 - Ja, Poepies. Teenmiddel. - Hier, broer. 1914 01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,739 Ek dink Poepies huil. 1915 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:45,917 -[Chris] Wat is fout? - Dit is dalk die laaste bietjie ons verfilm ooit. [huil] 1916 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,397 [Donker Haai] Nee, jy is nie so nie. 1917 01:22:47,571 --> 01:22:49,268 Nee, dink ek hy is eintlik ontsteld. 1918 01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:52,880 [onderhoudvoerder] So, hoe is dit al hierdie ou beeldmateriaal te sien? 1919 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:54,534 Almal lyk soos babas. 1920 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,972 Eintlik, Ek voel oud en ek mis Dunn. 1921 01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:58,016 [Johnny] Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. 1922 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539 Ek voel oud en ek mis Dunn. 1923 01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:01,977 [onhoorbaar] 1924 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,894 [kameraman] Wat maak ons hier? 1925 01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:08,287 Steve-O is laat vir sy vliegtuig, so ek gaan hom wakker maak. 1926 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:09,985 - Goed. -Maak seker hy maak dit. 1927 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:14,990 [lag] 1928 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:17,383 [skreeu] 1929 01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:19,864 [juig] 1930 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,735 Steve-O! 1931 01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:23,172 -[Poepies] Spike. - [Johnny] Lief vir jou, maat. 1932 01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:24,738 [Johnny] Spike Jonze! 1933 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:32,355 Jeff Tremaine daar! 1934 01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:33,878 [bemanningslid] John! 1935 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,358 Haai, sal jy hom kry terug na sy kamer? 1936 01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:36,533 -[Poopies] So goed. - [Johnny] Wie is dit? 1937 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,146 Ek het hom nie gehoor nie daar, so-- 1938 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,756 -[Jeff] Dit is, dit is vir jou. - Hallo? 1939 01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,149 [bestuurder] Loomis, jy is op hierdie manier, reg? 1940 01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:45,237 - [Loomis] Ja. - Is daar moeilikheid? 1941 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:47,370 [onhoorbaar] 1942 01:23:50,547 --> 01:23:52,462 [liedjie gaan voort] 1943 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,861 - Jy het uitstekend gevaar vandag, Jeff. - Stop. God. 1944 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,472 -[soene] -[kreun] 1945 01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,604 O, Johnny Knoxville! 1946 01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:07,564 - Dit is die einde! - Dit is die einde! 1947 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:08,913 -[liedjie eindig] -[Jeff] En twee. 1948 01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:10,784 -[ontploffing] - [juig] 1949 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:17,965 [Wee Man] Ohhh, kak! 1950 01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:20,142 [Ehren] Kyk daarna fokken vuurbal! 1951 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:22,100 [skreeu] 1952 01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:24,885 [“Suidlik” speel] 1953 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,191 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville! 1954 01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:27,366 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville! 1955 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,238 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville. 1956 01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:31,675 Hallo, ek is Johnny Knoxville. Welkom by Jackass. 1957 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,245 [grom] 1958 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:39,813 [skreeu] 1959 01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,077 [kreun] 1960 01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:47,082 [skreeu] 1961 01:24:48,866 --> 01:24:50,476 Kak! 1962 01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:01,357 [elektrisiteit knetter] 1963 01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:09,060 O, nee! 1964 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,020 Dis saad, goed. 1965 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:14,457 [kokkend] 1966 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:22,595 -Het jy op my gepreuk? - Jip. 1967 01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,206 O, my God, nee! 1968 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:26,033 [tromspel] 1969 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,035 - [Preston] Oe! - [lag] 1970 01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:29,863 Oe! 1971 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,519 [lag] 1972 01:25:36,783 --> 01:25:38,089 [juig] 1973 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:39,743 Pff. 1974 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,224 -[gons] - [lag] 1975 01:25:43,703 --> 01:25:45,227 [lag] 1976 01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:52,103 [liedjie eindig] 1977 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:55,672 Ek haat die feit dat ek moes fokken 1978 01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:58,588 kuier saam met alligators en fokken kobras. 1979 01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,374 Ek het pieltjies gebrandmerk op my gat. 1980 01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:06,204 Alles fokken suig. 1981 01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:07,640 [lag] 1982 01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:16,475 Soos almal net is effe met my vandag. 1983 01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:20,653 En my Misfits sokkie. 1984 01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:24,918 [“Shine a Light” speel] 1985 01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:27,051 [gesels, lag] 1986 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,059 Dit het goed gegaan. 1987 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,678 [almal lag] 1988 01:26:46,853 --> 01:26:47,854 Dis iets. 1989 01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,301 [sukkel] 1990 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:08,310 -[gesels, lag] - Jammer, broer. Wat het gebeur? 1991 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:14,577 vinnig. En dan is dit net, soos 1992 01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:15,969 - Ja. -dit het net geklap. 1993 01:27:17,536 --> 01:27:19,625 [gil, knor] 1994 01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,541 [gil, kreun] 1995 01:27:28,591 --> 01:27:29,766 [kreun] 1996 01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:34,597 [blaf] 1997 01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:36,163 O, nee! 1998 01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:47,262 [lag] 1999 01:27:48,698 --> 01:27:49,612 [kreun] 2000 01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,100 [juig] 2001 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,109 Is Butterbean oukei? 2002 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,504 [lag] 2003 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:19,119 - Oe! - Gaan dit goed? 2004 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,817 O, ja, ek voel wonderlik. 2005 01:28:20,991 --> 01:28:22,035 Goeie werk, man. 2006 01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:23,646 [juig] 2007 01:28:26,388 --> 01:28:27,650 [Poopies] Goed, baas, ons is lief vir jou! 2008 01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:29,739 [Chris] Lief vir jou. 2009 01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,131 [Poepies] Kaptein! 2010 01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:34,134 - Sjoe! - [lag] 2011 01:28:48,279 --> 01:28:50,325 - Oe! - [lag] 2012 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,677 O, my God. 2013 01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:57,854 [lag] 2014 01:28:58,028 --> 01:28:58,942 Kyk hoe senuweeagtig is hy. 2015 01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:03,512 Dit suig. O, man. 2016 01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:12,521 [donder klap] 2017 01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,229 Draai jou rond. 2018 01:29:26,186 --> 01:29:27,449 [skreeu] 2019 01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:34,891 [skree] 2020 01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:42,507 - [geweerskoot] - Oe! 2021 01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:48,861 - Oe! - [lag] 2022 01:30:16,628 --> 01:30:17,890 [skreeu] 2023 01:30:18,064 --> 01:30:19,414 [lag] 2024 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,374 - Ek het hulp nodig. - Ja. 2025 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,378 [liedjie eindig] 2026 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,728 Maar, man, dit amper het regtig sleg uitgedraai. 2027 01:30:29,902 --> 01:30:31,077 Ja, ek was bang, man. 2028 01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:34,254 Kak. Die skrikwekkendste ding ooit, man. 2029 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:37,649 Ja, dit was presies wat ons egter wou hê. 2030 01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,695 O, God. Dit is-- 2031 01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,827 Dit kon nie geëindig het nie enige beter. 2032 01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:44,003 Dit is-- ek weet nie of nie dit is presies wat ek wou hê. 2033 01:30:44,177 --> 01:30:45,352 Dit is presies wat ek wou hê. 2034 01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:46,484 Ja. 2035 01:30:49,008 --> 01:30:52,011 Herinnering. Die toertjies in hierdie fliek was uitgevoer deur professionele persone, 2036 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:53,665 dus vir jou veiligheid 2037 01:30:53,839 --> 01:30:55,406 en die beskerming van diegene rondom jou, 2038 01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,103 moenie enige van probeer nie die toertjies wat jy sopas gesien het.