1 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,399 SASAPPIS: At this moment, I must ask 2 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,793 if anyone here has any objections to this marriage. 3 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:11,794 Oi. 4 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:13,665 I do. 5 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:14,927 Is that... 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,364 The stripper from my bachelor party. 7 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,061 Yes, I believe so. 8 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:20,020 Yes, Chris, the stripper from Isaac's bachelor party, 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,196 you have a reason these two should not wed? 10 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,806 I've got eight reasons. 11 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,590 Here they are, mate. 12 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:26,983 ♪ You make me feel... ♪ 13 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,811 - Is very good argument. - I'll say. 14 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,247 Great barrier reef! 15 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,640 [clicks tongue] 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,164 [clicks tongue softly] 17 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,992 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,994 NIGEL: Isaac. Isaac. 19 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,562 - Isaac! - What? What? Oh! 20 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,390 You were moaning in your sleep. 21 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,132 Oh. I-I was, uh... I was having a nightmare. 22 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,960 I was... being mauled by a koala. 23 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,266 How horrid. 24 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,138 I had a nightmare there were no biscuits 25 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,227 for my cream tea. Oh! 26 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:56,447 Well, no matter. Happy wedding day, my love. 27 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:59,537 Oh, our wedding day. [chuckling]: Of course. 28 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,496 Huzzah! 29 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:06,196 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:10,853 ALBERTA: And immediately following 31 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,463 all the boring stuff--The wedding ceremony. 32 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,162 I'm gonna be singing the song "At Last." 33 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,815 It was popularized by Etta James, 34 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,687 who was after my time, 35 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,993 but a lot of people are saying I sing it better than her. 36 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,299 Who saying... A lot of people. 37 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:26,434 So, I hear you guys - are a throuple now. - FLOWER: Some folks think 38 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:27,609 throuples are more complicated, 39 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,263 but in my experience, 40 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:30,742 they're just more of a good thing. 41 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,396 So, where do you guys want to sit for the wedding? 42 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,572 - Thor like it up front. - I prefer the back. 43 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:35,878 I like standing. 44 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,140 Yeah, I don't foresee any problems 45 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,663 with this situation at all. 46 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,665 Hey, babe, where do you want these flowers? 47 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,276 Oh, Hetty, where do we want these flowers? 48 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,581 Oh, in the living room, please. 49 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:44,539 Uh, in the living room, Jay. 50 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:45,844 Got it. 51 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,716 Actually... Actually... 52 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,152 HETTY: ...by the front desk 53 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,067 might balance things out nicely. 54 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,764 Actually, Hetty wants them over here now. 55 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,331 I don't like this system. 56 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:55,767 She's the wedding planner, Jay. 57 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:57,508 TREVOR: Would love to lend a hand 58 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,075 but, you know, ghost. 59 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,295 And where are we with the music person? 60 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,254 - The... jockey of the disc. - Oh, Jay 61 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,256 booked a DJ online. He'll be here soon 62 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,301 - to set up his equipment. - Oh! 63 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,302 JAY: Again, it just feels 64 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,130 like a big waste of money. 65 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,480 How come I can't play music through my phone? 66 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:15,265 Because it's my wedding and my fiancé is rich. 67 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,224 Groomzilla.[short chuckle] 68 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:22,664 - What are you doing up here? - Oh, just thinking. 69 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,274 I feel like I need to speak to someone 70 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:26,624 regarding matters of the heart. 71 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,104 Of-of course. I'm here for you. 72 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,237 [chuckling] 73 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:34,328 Oh. Oh. Oh, you? Yes. 74 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,765 Yes, I suppose - that could work as well. - Hey, man, 75 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,984 I had a girlfriend. Why doesn't anyone ever remember that? 76 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,334 We remember. we also remember 77 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,336 that she left you to smell roast beef. 78 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,685 What do you want, Isaac? 79 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,817 Well... [sighs] 80 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,342 I had a dream last night. 81 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:51,562 Another in a recurring series of such dreams. 82 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,085 About Chris... 83 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,479 The Australian stripper from your bachelor party? 84 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,785 I am to wed Nigel today 85 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:59,309 and I wake up thinking of another? 86 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,832 What is wrong with me? 87 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,965 Listen, it doesn't mean anything. 88 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,314 You're just having cold feet. 89 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,360 You and Nigel are amazing together. 90 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,927 Okay? You're gonna be very happy. 91 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,234 So just put Chris out of your head and enjoy today. 92 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,758 - It's your wedding. - You're right. 93 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:14,846 You're right. 94 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,153 I just won't give him another thought. 95 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,329 Thank you, Sasappis, you've been very helpful. 96 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,462 Which is remarkable, 97 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,985 considering your almost total lack of experience 98 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,291 in these matters. 99 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,032 Hey, I had sex 43 times when I was alive. 100 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:30,427 Mm-hmm. And that is a very normal thing to say. 101 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,778 Man, this place is paradise. 102 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,432 And to be here with my family-- 103 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,608 I mean, that feels better than when I got the Tomlinsons 104 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:40,307 upgraded to the presidential suite at Sandals Jamaica. 105 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,658 Sorry, Reagan, the room's booked! 106 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,921 Ah, I know you can't hear me, but it still feels rude. 107 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,881 Holy smoked salmon, 108 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,448 she looks just like Loni Anderson. 109 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,320 That's quite the compliment, stranger. 110 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,844 Cream cheese and capers! You're dead? 111 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,628 Sad but true. 112 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,065 Some jerk dropped his cellphone off his ninth floor balcony. 113 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,980 Keep in mind, this was in '82, 114 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,026 so it weighed about 15 pounds. 115 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,549 [chuckles] 116 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,029 Let me guess. Heart attack? 117 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,901 [laughs] That's good.[laughs] 118 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,860 Why haven't I seen you around here? 119 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,210 Well, I recently learned that I'm not geographically-bound, 120 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,907 so I'm on vacation with my living family, 121 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,213 unbeknownst to them. 122 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:20,085 Oh. So you're here with your wife? 123 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,174 Wha... No, no. My-my wife is dead. 124 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,393 I mean, I know I'm also dead, 125 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,482 but-but... My wife is terrible. 126 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:26,483 I'm single. 127 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,572 Well... 128 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,444 Hello, single. 129 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,619 I'm Donna. 130 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,318 [chuckles] 131 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,408 FLOWER: Man, everything looks so pretty. 132 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,105 You know who would love this? 133 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:41,759 My friend who would visit me in the well. 134 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,109 [quietly]: What is she talking about? 135 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,894 Little secret to dating Flower-- 136 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:49,506 sometimes is best to just smile and nod. 137 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:53,336 Okay. Loving these insider tips, big guy. 138 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,859 She was always talking about butter churning 139 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,208 and her husband Josiah 140 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,645 and her insatiable thirst for revenge. 141 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,473 - Ah, yes. - Sure. 142 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,388 Oh, hey, Nigel. 143 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,781 Really excited - for you today. - Oh, thank you. 144 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,871 Hey, not to drag you into our throuple politics, 145 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,483 but we're having a little disagreement 146 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:12,529 about where to sit or stand at your wedding. 147 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,531 You care to weigh in? 148 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,882 Well, ha, this is rather awkward, 149 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,363 but Isaac and I have made the difficult decision 150 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,670 to not invite any basement ghosts. 151 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,976 Hey, that's not fair. 152 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,456 What about Carol? 153 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,240 Isn't she living in the basement now? 154 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,981 You invited her. 155 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,548 I actually left the basement 156 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,682 and moved into the shed with Baxter here. 157 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,118 We're very much in love. 158 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,163 Doesn't he sound like James Bond? 159 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,601 Thank you, Sasappis. 160 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,385 I haven't thought about Chris once in the past hour. 161 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:43,517 I mean, other than in this moment. 162 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,127 but that was only because I was telling you 163 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,738 how I hadn't thought of him, which made me to think of him. 164 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,958 Great, man. Glad I could help. 165 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:53,091 Such sage wisdom, such an unlikely source. 166 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,006 You know, it wasn't just the roast beef girl. 167 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,878 I also sort of had a thing with Shiki. 168 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,445 Right, right, the 13 hellos. 169 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,969 Now bravely categorized as "a thing." 170 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,014 You are really hard to help, man. 171 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,712 JAY: Hey, babe, the DJ's here. 172 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,670 Where do you want him to set up? 173 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,324 Getting sweaty carrying all this equipment. 174 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:11,153 [gasps] Oh, my God. That's him. 175 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,981 That's Chris the stripper. 176 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,243 Are you sure that's him? 177 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,464 Oh, yeah. 178 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,640 That's definitely him. 179 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,037 So, Jay, Chris actually was the dancer that I hired 180 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:26,908 to dance in front of an empty chair 181 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,475 for some reason. 182 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,651 [chuckles] That's my wife. Anyway, Chris. 183 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,348 Let's check out - that playlist. - Oh, yeah. 184 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:35,307 The literal man of my dreams, a sculpted dinosaur aficionado 185 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,961 shows up the day of my wedding. 186 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,659 That's not what I'd call a great sign. 187 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,357 This is just a weird coincidence 188 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,532 fueled by the fact that 189 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,404 small town freelance strippers have to 190 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,493 work multiple jobs to make ends meet. 191 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,495 I'm sure once you learn a little more 192 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,975 about this fellow, your crush will disappear. 193 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,629 Like how my crush on Fats McGinty disappeared 194 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,109 after I found out about him tommy-gunning 195 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,371 all those people to death. 196 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,505 I also didn't like how he was rude to waitstaff. 197 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,681 Samantha, ask him why he was over an hour late. 198 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,117 That doesn't speak well of his character. 199 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,119 Give Isaac here something bad to latch onto. 200 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:08,340 So, uh, Chris, was there, like, a lot of traffic or something? 201 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,994 Oh, yeah, sorry I was late. 202 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,256 My boyfriend had a car trouble, 203 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,823 had to go help him change a tire. 204 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,477 He's gay and chivalrous. 205 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,783 He's not getting worse, Hetty. 206 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,045 Oh, my God! 207 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,655 [gags] 208 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:19,961 Ugh. Jay! 209 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,266 JAY:Really? 210 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:22,703 You sure it wasn't you, babe? 211 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,921 Nope. [chuckles nervously] 212 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,141 Sorry about the smell. Jay's lactose intolerant. 213 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,708 Not a bother, mate. 214 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:28,578 I was actually born without a sense of smell. 215 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,450 Oh, come on. 216 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,973 - It is getting eerie. - ALBERTA: What does it matter? 217 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,149 This guy's alive. You dead. Who cares? 218 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,672 It's just... 219 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,500 I didn't know someone like this existed. 220 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:38,849 CHRIS:Ooh-ee! 221 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,982 This is a great old-timey mansion you've got. 222 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,287 Did you know there were 223 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,985 some Revolutionary War battles around here? 224 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,378 I'm a bit of a buff. You guys seen Hamilton? 225 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,380 TREVOR: Here we go. He's Ham-head. 226 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,165 If this doesn't turn you off, I don't know what will. 227 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,296 Yeah, it's incredible. 228 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:53,211 If you like that sort of thing. 229 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,779 Personally, I consider him a lesser Founding Father. 230 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,912 - What? - I mean, Federal Reserve? 231 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,609 Big whoop. 232 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:00,958 Like they weren't gonna come up with that anyway. 233 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,091 [chuckling] Eh, guy was a joke. 234 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,571 I need air! 235 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,487 [sighs] 236 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,534 That was amazing. 237 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,493 I do love a man in uniform. 238 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,191 Hey, speaking of very specific fantasies, 239 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,801 you wouldn't be interested 240 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,977 in a little river rafting role play, would you? 241 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,370 I don't know, Pete. 242 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,417 I bet the rapids are rough and scary, 243 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,637 so you'd have to hold me close. 244 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,725 [chuckles] 245 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:31,336 Kiss me, Pete Martino. 246 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,338 I love following orders.[giggles] 247 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,340 - Ah! - What? What? 248 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,473 My hand! It's gone! 249 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,215 Oh, no! Did a piranha get it? 250 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,912 No, no, no, this isn't the rafting fantasy! 251 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,697 [both screaming] 252 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,265 CHRIS: Hey, mate. 253 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,484 How many people are we expecting today? 254 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,486 Uh... [chuckles] Full disclosure: 255 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,053 it's just gonna be Sam and I, 256 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,838 but we still want you to DJ as if it's a packed room. 257 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,492 Okay. 258 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,755 - You don't find that weird? - Last time I was here, 259 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,757 your wife had me dance for an empty chair, so... 260 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,542 it's not for me to question your kink. 261 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:05,675 Thank you.[clicks tongue] Just gonna run 262 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,677 a quick soundcheck. Might get a little loud. 263 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,549 [upbeat music playing] 264 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,508 This is music? 265 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,771 How is anyone gonna dance a quadrille to this? 266 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,038 They're really rubbing our noses in this wedding. 267 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,823 Ghosts can't even eat. 268 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,999 There's literally no added cost, no downside. 269 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,218 It's just personal. 270 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,872 Thanks for hanging out with me down here. 271 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,831 - I really appreciate it. - Hey, 272 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,137 if one of the throuple isn't allowed at the wedding, 273 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,878 then none of the throuple is going. 274 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,271 Solidarity. 275 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,753 Although wedding is not for another hour or so. 276 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,886 Still enough time for one of us to be up there 277 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:46,586 fighting to overturn this unjust policy. 278 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,850 Right. I guess that makes sense. 279 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,460 You know, it-it might be even more effective 280 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375 if two of us were up there, 281 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,681 lobbying for the cause. 282 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,161 Civil action is helped by numbers. 283 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,250 So, you're both going up to the wedding 284 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,425 and leaving me here? 285 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,080 We will avenge you. 286 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,821 Peace. 287 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,653 Oh, unbelievable. 288 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:11,654 CATHERINE: Uh, guys. 289 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,961 Some lady just came through the wall. 290 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:19,401 Who the hell are you? 291 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,316 So, you're telling me your starting to rethink 292 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,534 your relationship with Nigel 293 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,101 just because Chris has perfect abs, 294 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,886 loves dinosaurs, hates Hamilton 295 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,409 and has no sense of smell? 296 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,629 Are you trying to sell him on this guy? 297 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,848 Am I talking myself into this marriage 298 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,763 just because I want to be with someone? 299 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,460 I made a mistake once before with Beatrice, 300 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,288 I don't want to make another one. 301 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,943 Far be it from me to be the guy pushing marriage, 302 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,206 but you may not want to dump your fiancé 303 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,165 for someone on a different plane of existence. 304 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,298 Oh! Sam, you got to come downstairs right now 305 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,778 It's the stripper. He's dying. 306 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,437 - What happened? - I don't know. 307 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,004 I came in here and found him like this. 308 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,135 Does... this have... 309 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,746 crab in it? 310 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,051 Well, actually, it's crab stock. 311 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,400 I find that a splash of it really deepens 312 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,228 the umami of the guacamole. 313 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,535 - Nice touch. - We don't need a cooking lesson right now, Jay. 314 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,928 I'm allergic to... 315 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:08,798 [gasps] 316 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,801 - Oh, my God! - Someone call an ambulance! 317 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,456 - This man could die! - Really? You think so? 318 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,675 I mean, really, you think so? 319 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,154 Because that would be sad. 320 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,939 Pete, you have to calm down. 321 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,418 We don't even know what's happening. 322 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,333 Do you think I'll reappear if I go back home? 323 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,814 Uh, m-maybe it's like that photo in Back to the Future. 324 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,337 I don't know, Pete. I-I've never 325 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,036 seen a ghost vanish into oblivion before. 326 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,864 Oh, my God! Is that what you think is happening?! 327 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,387 That I'm just gonna keep disappearing 328 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,084 until I'm... gone? 329 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,478 Okay, Pete. 330 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,350 What did you tell me about the last couple days? 331 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,787 That they've been the best 332 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,484 of my entire existence. 333 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,051 And what did you say you'd be doing 334 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,835 if you were back home? 335 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,663 Well, around this time, I'm usually 336 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,360 waiting for Sam to bring in the mail. 337 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,580 Oh, God, that's sad. 338 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,277 Pete, we're ghosts. 339 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,150 We make the best of our situation. 340 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,066 But deep down, 341 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,852 we're all just waiting for the opportunity to move on. 342 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,072 Yeah, you could go home now. 343 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:08,553 Maybe that stops whatever is happening. 344 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,382 But... look around. 345 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:15,169 If it did end here, now, 346 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,824 would that really be the worst thing? 347 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,484 ALBERTA: Any updates? 348 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:27,485 NIGEL: Well, the physicians 349 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,791 have arrived, and it appears 350 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,314 things are touch and go. 351 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,925 To help him breathe, 352 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,448 they had to cut the poor chap's shirt right open. 353 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,797 Well, maybe I should go down 354 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,320 and see if there's anything I can do. 355 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,626 I'll go with you. 356 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,282 - My dear Isaac. - Hmm? 357 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,414 You look shaken. 358 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,112 Let me put your mind at ease. 359 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,375 We are getting married today, no matter what. 360 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,725 Oh. Good. 361 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,509 Chris is gone. 362 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,989 Really? Did he go right up 363 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,470 or did he remain a ghost? Just curious. No reason. 364 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,472 What Thor meant is that they 365 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,560 take Chris to hospital. 366 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,431 They think he'll be okay. 367 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,870 Oh, that's... wonderful. 368 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,177 I'm sorry, were you disappointed 369 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,136 that the stripper didn't perish and become a ghost? 370 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,007 [laughing]: What? No. 371 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,444 Of course not. 372 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,706 I see. 373 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,447 Well, if you'll excuse me, 374 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,754 I just realized it's bad luck 375 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,408 to see each other before the wedding. 376 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,373 Now, Nigel, don't run away. 377 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,158 This isn't the War of Independence. 378 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,420 [chuckles] 379 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,552 Just-just starting with a joke. 380 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,555 Miscalculation. Like when you tried to take Lexington. 381 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,427 [laughs] I should stop talking. 382 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,168 One last chance to tell the truth. 383 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,604 Were you hoping that that stripper 384 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:43,779 would become a ghost and live here for eternity? 385 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,737 No. Yes. I-I mean, 386 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,784 my temporary lustfulness 387 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,395 was merely a symptom of classic cold feet, 388 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,484 and if I am being honest, in the run-up to our nuptials, 389 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,878 I may have been overthinking 390 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,359 some of the imperfections in our relationship. 391 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,360 Imperfections? 392 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,275 Minor imperfections. 393 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,625 Like how I revere dinosaurs and you prefer ants 394 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,106 or I like carrot cake and you slept with Jenkins. 395 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,934 We were on a respite! 396 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,326 Yes. What I'm saying is 397 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,372 these are all trifles. 398 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,809 Our relationship is steady. 399 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,116 Sturdy, like a trail ox. 400 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:19,771 You compare our relationship to a trail ox? 401 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,121 Favorably so. 402 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,253 My neighbor sold his daughter for a trail ox, 403 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,560 and Old Dusty plowed his farm for 20 years 404 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,475 while Abigail grew up to be a trollop and a drunk, 405 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,825 so that was a pretty good trade. 406 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,394 There is something to be said for steadfastness. 407 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,048 I want to be with you. 408 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,963 Please, don't let a hiccup 409 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,661 ruin a marriage made for eternity. 410 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,272 Oh, Isaac, I can't stay mad at you. 411 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,622 Let us yoke ourselves together 412 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,189 and plow the fields of matrimony. 413 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,495 Huzzah! 414 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,757 See? We have been tested 415 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,280 and yet we emerge victorious. 416 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,891 Like the Americans at Lexington. 417 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,675 [laughs] 418 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,894 I-I don't know why I'm like this. 419 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,765 - I am so sorry. To the altar. - Very... 420 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,508 SASAPPIS: Isaac Higgintoot, 421 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,032 do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, 422 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,207 for better or for worse, 423 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,166 in sickness and in health... 424 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,690 You know, a lot of this doesn't really apply. 425 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,039 SASAPPIS: ...to have and to hold, 426 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,519 from this day forward? 427 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,520 PETE: Please, please, please, 428 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,651 please, please, please! 429 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,871 Oh, yes! Yes! 430 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,700 Oh! I'm back! 431 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,745 Completely back. Good to see you, buddy. 432 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,573 - Pete's here. - Hey, man. 433 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,795 - Pete, what happened? - Wow, right in the middle 434 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,362 of the wedding. I'm so sorry, you guys. 435 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,930 I-I just... I didn't mean to interrupt the proceedings. 436 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,453 I'll just quietly find my seat. 437 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,760 Pete, why was half of you missing just now? 438 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,982 It's fine, Peter. Explain. 439 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,246 Well, apparently, if I'm away from Woodstone too long, 440 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,508 I start to disappear. 441 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,684 It actually led to 442 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,817 quite an existential crisis. 443 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,906 Faced with the possibility of fading into oblivion, 444 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,561 I realized how much I'd miss you guys, 445 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,215 and I had to head home. 446 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,392 - Of course, now I miss Donna. - Who's Donna? 447 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,263 She was my Caribbean lover who was 448 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,396 the spitting image of Loni Anderson. [chuckles] 449 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,311 Every moment with her 450 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,965 felt like fireworks-- 451 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,923 the legally permissible kind 452 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,533 that are ignited by trained professionals. 453 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,057 He may be a nerd, 454 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,929 but man, could he bring it in the sack. 455 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,365 It's just crazy. One day, you're sitting here 456 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,976 thinking your afterlife will never change 457 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,108 and then, boom, 458 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,284 someone comes along who upends everything. 459 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,894 You know when you're with someone 460 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:23,895 and you feel like your feet 461 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,854 aren't touching the ground? 462 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,899 That's what it was like with Donna. 463 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,253 Anywho, let's get you two kids married, huh? 464 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,385 [chuckles] 465 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865 SASAPPIS: Yes, okay. 466 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,084 Where were we? 467 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:42,001 Isaac, do you take Nigel to be your husband? 468 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,831 I don't. 469 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:47,963 Oh, my God! 470 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,618 The Knicks game just went into overtime. 471 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,401 Is this wedding over yet? 472 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,707 One sec, Jay. 473 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,448 You... don't? 474 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,579 I can't. 475 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,364 I-I-I really wanted this to work, 476 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:01,237 but hearing Pete talk, I'm realizing 477 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,326 I think there might be something missing here. 478 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,895 And you couldn't have told me this an hour ago? 479 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,592 Well, again, the Pete thing. 480 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509 I'm so sorry, Nigel. 481 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:24,608 ♪ At last ♪ 482 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:29,744 ♪ My love has come along. ♪ 483 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,441 ISAAC: Well, I just spoke with Nigel. 484 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,182 How'd it go, bud? 485 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,054 It was a difficult conversation. 486 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,317 I was called a Yankee more than once. 487 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,754 But in the end, he was kind and understanding, 488 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,496 so now that makes me feel even worse. 489 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,324 Isaac, sometimes people 490 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,803 come along that serve a purpose. 491 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,066 And it doesn't mean 492 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:47,762 you have to be with them forever. 493 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,459 They just help you grow. 494 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,331 That was deeply profound, girl. 495 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,637 - What did I say? - SAMANTHA: Flower's right. 496 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,248 It's hard to hurt someone you care about. 497 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,597 But the truth is, 498 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,947 you just weren't ready today, and that's okay. 499 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,210 You've been around for 300 years, 500 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,213 but you've only really known who you are for a short time. 501 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,694 Thank you, guys. 502 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,087 And who knows what the future holds. 503 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,089 I mean, Pete had a fling with a woman 504 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,090 that looked like Loni Anderson 505 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787 and I schtupped a poltergeist. 506 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,050 Kvelling over that proper usage. 507 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,096 And I famously dated a car ghost. 508 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,272 Until she left you to smell roast beef. 509 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,664 Again, just trying to help you, man. 510 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,057 ALBERTA: The point is 511 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,886 maybe death has some surprises for you yet. 512 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,409 THORFINN: What you did today, 513 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889 truly brave. 514 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,978 You inspire Thor to do something 515 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,067 that, up until now, 516 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,243 Thor afraid to do. 517 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,377 Flower? 518 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,205 Yes, Thor? 519 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,946 I do not want to be in throuple 520 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:45,298 because I only want to be with you. 521 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,691 And the reason is... 522 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,128 I love you. 523 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,913 [gasps] Thor just told Flower he loves her. 524 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,220 Wow, we got big, big stuff going down. 525 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,699 That scares me. 526 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,440 But what scares me more is... 527 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,617 ...I love you, too.[chuckles] 528 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:01,966 And she said it back. 529 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,317 Oh, ho! You know, it'd be a shame 530 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,709 for all those beautiful wedding decorations 531 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,407 to go to waste. 532 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,365 THORFINN: No. 533 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,845 We would not do that to Isaac on this day. 534 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,761 Yeah, I guess that would be kind of monstrous. 535 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,980 CAROL: Everybody, 536 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,765 Baxter and I have an announcement. 537 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:18,679 We're getting married. 538 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,507 [laughs] What? 539 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,335 Okay, looks like somebody 540 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,901 actually is getting married today. 541 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,555 Carol and Baxter. 542 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,862 Yeah, buddy. Good luck with that. 543 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,472 What? Who's Baxter? 544 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,865 He's very peripheral. It doesn't matter. 545 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,568 Dinner will be ready in a minute, babe. 546 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,569 God, I really missed Jay's cooking down in the well. 547 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,005 Oh, I bet. 548 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,050 We're so happy to have you back. 549 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,573 You must have been lonely. 550 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,489 For the most part. Other than the worms. 551 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,187 And my friend that visited me in the well, 552 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,145 attracted by the sounds of my screams. 553 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,278 What? Who was that? 554 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,409 Her name is Patience. 555 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,758 She's a lady that lives in the ground. 556 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,065 What? Patience? 557 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,153 That's that Puritan lady 558 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,068 Isaac lost to the dirt when he sneezed 559 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,461 and let go of her hand. 560 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,202 Oh, she remembers that. 561 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,116 It's kind of all she talks about. 562 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,944 She's sort of obsessed with Isaac. 563 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,904 I was told you wanted to see me? 564 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,124 Yeah, come in, come in. 565 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,431 We heard you didn't get married, 566 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,041 but we got you a little wedding gift 567 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,173 and we'd still like to give it to you. 568 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,654 Oh. [chuckles] That is most kind. 569 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,004 You really should have invited us to the wedding, Isaac. 570 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,789 He's here, Patience. 571 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,400 - PATIENCE: God bless you. - Oh! 572 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,013 Uh, did you guys know she was gonna do that? 573 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,319 No. 574 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,972 I kinda just thought 575 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:35,973 she was gonna come out 576 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,584 and yell at him or something. 577 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,890 It's probably best we don't tell anybody about this. 578 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,501 It's not a great look for us. 579 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,423 Captioning sponsored by CBS 580 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:53,730 and TOYOTA. 581 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:57,861 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org