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I can't believe this.

2
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Yeah, it's a weird
thing to see.

3
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Just be glad
they put your body in bag.

4
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That not happen to Thor.

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Slowly watched my own body
decompose over many years.

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You've said all this before.

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Not to her! She new here.

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Is very good story.
MARVIN: That should do it.

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Just need you to sign here
and initial here.

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It's just so sad.

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We knew the family.

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Yeah, it's rough.

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And just to reiterate,

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we did not provide
the donut holes.

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The deceased brought them
to the party.

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Not to victim blame.

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Mm. Kind of sounds like you are.

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Peter, how are you managing
this turn of events?

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Well, I'll admit,
I was pretty steamed

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when I realized
I was gonna have to

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spend eternity with Carol.

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Because of the fact
that she cuckolded you

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with your best friend Jerry.

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Right, but...

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I've been thinking about it,

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and it's not healthy
to dwell in the past.

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You know what,
I'm sorry, I believe

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it was actually Jerry
that cuckolded you.

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Carol just cheated.

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Even in these difficult times,
we must be precise.

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Yes, thank you
for that attention to detail,

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but the larger point I'm making
is that I'm fine.

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So you're not gonna
confront her about it?

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PETE:
Well, I don't think
she realizes that I know.

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And if that's the case,

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why make her transition
to the afterlife any harder?

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She's got a lot on her plate.

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One less donut hole
than before.

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(both laugh)

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I should not be
laughing at that.
No. No.

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I mean, I'm filled
with anger toward her,

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but I-I'm trying to swallow it.

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Hopefully better than she
swallowed that tiny confection.

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(both laughing)

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Hetty, you're bad.
I am bad.

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♪ ♪

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So, uh, we have
some bad news.

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Yeah, I heard about
the dead lady.
(chuckles)

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A lot of people did,
including our main investor,

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who feels like,

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in combination
with the finance bro

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we fished out of
the lake last year...

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Epic.

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...it's just
too many dead bodies

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for her taste,
and she's pulling her funding.

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Oh, man, this is not good.

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Mark getting bad news.
The tables have turned.

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We'll get another investor,
we'll figure it out.

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Hamilton would say
you could just

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print the money,
and then he'd probably

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go whoring,
which he did.

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That's great,
but we need money now.

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If we shut down,
we're gonna lose our crew,

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and who knows
when we'll get them back.

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Wait, what are you saying?

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I'm saying,

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if we don't come up
with, like, ten grand

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to cover us
over the next couple weeks,

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you can forget
about the restaurant.

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And now we're back
to Mark delivering bad news.

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All's right in the world again.

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Hey, you know who's literally
got exactly $10,000?

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Isaac,

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from his biography you sold.
SAMANTHA: Right.

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Sass is pointing out that

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we gave Isaac that money
for the book advance.

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Speaking of which,
have you looked at the draft

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I gave you to read yet?
Uh...

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Jay, it's been on your
nightstand for the last week.

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I've been really busy
with the restaurant.

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He was on TikTok
for, like, an hour,

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watching people unclog drains.

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It is oddly satisfying.
So good.

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I promise I will soon, babe.

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Now, in the meantime,

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let's go get
that Founding Farter

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and save our restaurant.

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Sounds like we have
our book title.

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Not a good start, Jay,

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but I am intrigued.

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I once turned down
the opportunity

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to be part owner in a tavern,

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and I always regretted it.

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Oh! Isaac's interested, Jay.

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ISAAC:
They were known

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for their horse pie.

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They put cinnamon in it.

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The name of the horse
was Cinnamon.

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TREVOR:
T-Money time out.

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As your financial advisor, I
need to advise you against this.

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The restaurant business
is very risky.

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Well, we'll pay you right back.

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We just need to get
through the next couple weeks.

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JAY:
What's happening?

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Is the ghost that
we gave the money to

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not gonna give it back to us?

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No, he will, Jay.

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Not if he listens
to the Wharton grad

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he looks to
to make these decisions.

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Oh, did you go to Wharton?
Haven't heard you mention that.

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Samantha, I would love
to help you out,

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but I'm sorry, I must heed
Trevor's financial advice.

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It's not that
I don't believe in you,

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it's just...
No, it's that.

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In his defense, you two
aren't great at business.

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I mean, you gave $10,000

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to a ghost.
Exactly.

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PETE:
<i>So, you see, Carol,</i>

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aside from not being able
to touch things

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or leave the property,
we actually lead

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a pretty normal existence here.

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And, yes,
ghosts can have sex.

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What?

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She was gonna get there
eventually,

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I thought I'd cut
to the chase.

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The ghosts date each other?

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There is some of that
going on, yes.

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Isaac and Nigel are engaged.

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I was consorting with Trevor

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and a washing machine.

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And Thor was with Flower.

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She get sucked off.

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Well... (scoffs)
good for her, I guess.

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Yes, good for Flower,
but very painful for Thor.

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Jerry always used a pillow.

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Anyway, what about you, Pete?

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Are you dating anyone?

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(stammering):
Oh, uh, me?

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I know this could be
a little awkward to talk about,

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but it's been 40 years.

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It's okay if
you've moved on.

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In fact, it would be weird
if you hadn't.

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Yeah. Very weird.

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(laughs loudly)

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(whispers):
This is painful to watch.
Yeah.

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What do we think Carol has
in that big purse of hers?

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If there's a God, cocaine.

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SASAPPIS:
Do people keep pizza
in their purses?

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We'll find out
when we look for the cocaine.

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So... you seeing anyone
currently?

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You bet I am. Yeah, big-time.

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Oh. What's her name?

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Name? Uh, well,
you know, let me,

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let me check with her first.

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Uh, just of respect,
you know.

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I-I can't wait
to tell you about it,

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'cause she is real...

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really...

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Carol, I don't believe
you have seen the mansion yet,

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and I would love
to give you a tour.

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Yes, and we can learn more
about your purse in the process.

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Person. I said "person."

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Thank you.
HETTY: So tell us
about your interests.

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Greasy foods? Stimulants?

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Good grits!

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I'm really up a creek this time.

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Will one of you pretend
to be my girlfriend?

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(groans) Are we really
singing this song again?

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Why is that always
your first move?

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I just don't want Carol knowing
I spent the first 40 years

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of my afterlife
being loyal to her,

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when she wasn't even loyal to me
while we were married.

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It's humiliating.

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You should've just
bit the bullet

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and told her the truth.

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There's plenty of time

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for Monday-morning
quarterbacking, Nancy.

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We are where we are.

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Now, will you be
my fake girlfriend or not?

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No, I'm not doing it.
I've served my time.

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Alberta? Please?

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I-I don't think that's
a good idea, Pete.

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You know, there's history.

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Like when Pete try to kiss you
and you facepalm him.

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I think we all knew
what she was referring to.

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Just very funny to talk about.

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SAMANTHA:
<i>Are we really
taking Isaac's money?</i>

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This feels wrong.

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No, babe, what was wrong was

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us giving an invisible person
$10,000 in the first place.

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Samantha,
I've been thinking about it,

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and to hell with Trevor.

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It's my money and I want to
help you guys out.

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Besides, we're only
borrowing Isaac's money.

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Wait.

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Are you stealing my money?

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Nope, no.
We're not stealing.

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That's it,
you say it out loud

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and it feels true, right?

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Jay, Isaac's in here.

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God, I wish
we could put a bell on them.

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I'm confused. You want to see
what's in my purse?

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Carol,
you died with your purse,

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which means everything in it
is stuff we can touch.

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Let's see. Receipts.
Tissues. Some candy.

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My keys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What type of candy?
Nose candy?

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Butterscotch. Here, try it.

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Oh. What the heck?

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Once you let go of an item,
it zaps back to you.

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It's ghost rules.

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00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,958
So you can only touch it
if I'm also touching it?

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That is correct.

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There you guys are.

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We were thinking about
going for a walk.

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Oh, you should come, Carol.

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Sure. I'll come.

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Will your girlfriend be
joining us, Pete?

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Um, my-my girlfriend?

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Uh...

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N-No, she's, uh,
she's not here right now.

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CAROL:
But I thought

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we couldn't leave the property.
PETE: Right.

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But, uh, you know, the thing
with my girlfriend is, um...

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Uh, h-how do I put this?
ALBERTA: Pete.

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It's fine.

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You can tell her about us.

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I-I can?

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(gasps) You're dating Alberta.

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I asked Pete
not to say anything.

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We just wanted to
make sure you were okay

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to adjust to the afterlife,

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before we rubbed
our relationship in your face.

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(chuckles)
Ooh...

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Every time she touches me,
it's like the first time.

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Happy for you two.

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So, if we could just
circle back to the candy.

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If you were to hold it,

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then we could suck on it
that way.

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With her fingers in our mouth
and the candy in her fingers.

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Sasappis! That's just
genius enough to work.

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I think I'm gonna go
get some air.

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Between your toes is also
a possibility.

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We're willing to work with you!
Carol!

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Carol!

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Oh, my God, Alberta.
I can't thank you enough.

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I'm happy to help you out.

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But just remember,
this is not one of

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your '80s romantic comedies
where we pretend to date

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and fall in love for real.

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Of course.
I-I wasn't even thinking that.

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(scoffs) Yeah.

253
00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,834
He was definitely thinking it.
(sighs)

254
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,536
I mean, you did say
some nice things about me

255
00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,171
that seemed to come
from a genuine place.

256
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,273
Pete.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Just friends. Got it.

257
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,475
SAMANTHA:
Isaac.

258
00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,810
I'm sorry.

259
00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,378
The restaurant means so much
to Jay.

260
00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,913
We just didn't know
what else to do.

261
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,214
Samantha...
JAY: The money's gone, Sam.

262
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,652
Sergeant Fartypants' account
is totally cleared out.

263
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,087
Wh-What do you mean gone?

264
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,055
Also, Isaac is in here,
you should know.

265
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,925
And I was a captain.
It's Captain Fartypants.

266
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,194
Which he would know
if he had read my book.

267
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,063
How does $10,000 just disappear?

268
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,599
Relax.

269
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,367
I moved the money
into a brokerage account.
SAMANTHA: What?

270
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,004
Trevor said he moved it
into a brokerage account.

271
00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,672
You think I'm gonna sit back
and let my boy collect

272
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,007
two percent like a chump?

273
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,509
I know better than that.
I went to Wharton.

274
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,344
We know, Trev!

275
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,478
So, where is the money now?

276
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:06,814
It's safe and sound.
I'll show you guys.

277
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,348
I just need a minute to log in.

278
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,384
And some privacy.

279
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,886
Trevor wants us
to stand over there.

280
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,755
He doesn't want us
to see his password.

281
00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,357
(exclaims) Sure.

282
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,328
(clears throat)

283
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,196
(inhales deeply)

284
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,899
(straining)

285
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,137
<i>Done.</i>
ISAAC: <i>Wait,
that can't be right.</i>

286
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,405
Does that say $200,000?

287
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,208
(chuckling):
I'm rich.

288
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,744
I could buy Delaware twice over.

289
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,111
I wouldn't want to, but I could.

290
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,980
Trevor, this is amazing!

291
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,249
Just a little taste of what
I was like when I was alive.

292
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,383
Was it natural talent,

293
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,584
or skill

294
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,286
that I developed
at the country's most elite...

295
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,121
Babe, it's nosediving.

296
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,058
Lower than zero?
How can it go lower than zero?

297
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,492
Well, technically,
when you short an option,

298
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,327
there's no limit
to how much you can lose.

299
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,496
Wait. W-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So now I owe them $48,000?

300
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,765
No, you're fine.

301
00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,767
Jay owes them $48,000.

302
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,234
It's going back up.
What is this stock?

303
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,104
"Norwegian Cattle Futures"?

304
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,139
Sell! Sell! Sell!
Sam, just press

305
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,440
that little red button
there that says "sell."

306
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,476
JAY:
"You have successfully

307
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:10,778
executed a trade."

308
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,246
$187,000!

309
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,315
Oh...!

310
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,717
Babe, this changes everything.

311
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,085
We could pay
for the whole restaurant now.

312
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,386
The good chairs,
the custom oven.

313
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,222
No cutting corners.
This is the dream!

314
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,590
ISAAC:
Need I remind you, Samantha,

315
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,226
that that money belongs to <i>moi.</i>

316
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,561
I'm gonna get the tufted
cushions for the booths.

317
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,263
I thought you said
you had reconsidered,

318
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,464
and you were gonna
give us the money.

319
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,465
What's happening?

320
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,267
I do recall saying that,

321
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,036
but then I remember walking in

322
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,638
and finding you
committing a robbery.
Isaac!

323
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,507
Don't you "Isaac" me.
You will get nothing.

324
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,609
Your cushions will have
no tufts.

325
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,244
No tufts!

326
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,681
We're back to
not getting the money again,

327
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,449
aren't we?
Mm-hmm.

328
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,151
TREVOR: He picks up
on a lot of stuff

329
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,485
from context.

330
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,721
It's impressive.

331
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,956
So, how did this thing start?

332
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,524
I want the whole story.

333
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,792
Oh.
(chuckles): Well,

334
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,060
I guess it started a few...

335
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,129
weeks ago.
Years. Ago.

336
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,496
What?
Uh...

337
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,767
212 weeks,
which adds up to years.

338
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,201
(laughs):
So... it tracks.

339
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,303
Ooh, speaking of time,
if it's 3:30,

340
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,539
that means Jay's
peeling a Cutie downstairs

341
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,774
and I never miss that.

342
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:14,908
Excuse me.

343
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,644
Bye, babe.

344
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,546
(sighs quietly)

345
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,814
Alberta seems great.

346
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,850
I'm a lucky guy.

347
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,017
There he is.

348
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,485
My sexy...

349
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,387
little scoutmaster.

350
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,621
(chuckles)

351
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,358
Now come on and
give mama some sugar.

352
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,594
(whispers):
I felt bad, so I'm here now.

353
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,363
You're welcome.

354
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,999
I'm just, I...
I am really confused.

355
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,533
What about Alberta?

356
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,769
Alberta?

357
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,003
Yeah, yes,

358
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,571
because I've been dating Alberta
for a while,

359
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,006
as you know, Nancy.

360
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,776
Right. Right.

361
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:52,345
Well, I guess now you know...

362
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,147
I'm Pete's mistress.

363
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,450
I see.
(chuckles nervously) Y-Yes.

364
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,419
That's right. I've been...

365
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,922
dating Alberta for quite
some time, but, um...

366
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,758
I'm also stepping out on her

367
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,027
with this lovely lady.
Yeah.

368
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,429
I have to say,
I am shocked.

369
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,032
I just never thought of you
as the cheating type.

370
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,567
Well, I am, apparently.
(chuckles) You know?

371
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,069
It's a lot to keep straight,

372
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,239
but the heart wants
what the heart wants.

373
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,442
Well, when your heart wants
what's under this sack,

374
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,845
you know where to find me.

375
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,114
Bye, babe.

376
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,681
(whispers):
I call her that, too.

377
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,751
You know, I might be able
to help you out there.

378
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,686
I know a thing or two
about affairs.

379
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,755
Oh, do you?
Well, that's news to me.

380
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,325
Well, I don't know
from experience, obviously.

381
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,460
But I watch
a lot of soap operas.

382
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,230
Right, you know about cheating
from your soaps.

383
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,632
So I can coach you.

384
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,768
Well, that's just about
the best thing I've ever heard.

385
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,971
You teaching me
about infidelity.

386
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,105
Don't worry.

387
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,408
Follow my lead,
you'll never get busted.

388
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,145
(breathing shakily)

389
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,247
SAMANTHA
<i>Isaac, we have a preposition
for you.</i>

390
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,449
What if, instead of you just
giving us the money,

391
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,986
we made you an actual partner
in our restaurant?

392
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,588
I don't know, Sam.
You know, Trevor was suggesting

393
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,059
that I invest my funds in
something called a Lamborghini.

394
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,794
Apparently,
it's some sort of cat magnet,

395
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,330
which I find very interesting,
as a man of science.

396
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,132
Isaac, I-I know
you're upset with us,

397
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,634
but you've always
wanted to own a tavern,

398
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,337
and this way you get to have
your dream and Jay gets his.

399
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,606
And this title of partner,

400
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,808
would that mean
I have true input?

401
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:32,245
Yes, you would have input.
Right, Jay?

402
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,947
Isaac would have some input.

403
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,648
I mean, yeah, sure,

404
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,784
but I don't want you
to work too hard.

405
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,286
You got to rest in peace.

406
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,154
No, no, no. 'Tis no bother.

407
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,255
Now, obviously,

408
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,324
ambience is of
the utmost importance.

409
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,660
So, for lighting,
I'm thinking whale oil lamps.

410
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,530
Oh, h-he wants
us to use whale oil lamps.

411
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,400
I'm definitely sure that
that is super illegal.
But...

412
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,069
maybe we can do
something close to that.

413
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,537
Right? For our partner.

414
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,673
Yeah, I'm sure we can find
another inefficient way

415
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,476
to light the restaurant
that doesn't break maritime law.

416
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,146
Excellent. Now, on the floors,
I'm thinking sawdust.

417
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,215
Of course we don't want to
encourage the patrons

418
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,450
urinating on the floor,
but when they do,

419
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,952
we'll be ready.

420
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,320
Oh, did people pee a lot
on the floor

421
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,222
back in your day?
Yeah.

422
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,556
What? What is he saying now?

423
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,658
He wants us to put sawdust
on the floor.

424
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,160
(laughs)
Now, let's talk name.

425
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,496
How do we feel about...
Higgintoot's?

426
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,165
Oh, h-he's not gonna like that.

427
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,399
What am I not gonna like?

428
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,302
Or...
"Isaac's House of Horse Pie."

429
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,571
It does put a lot of pressure
on the horse pie,

430
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,340
but I believe Jay can do it.

431
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,508
Uh, Jay, what do you think about

432
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,977
calling the place Higgintoot's?

433
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,912
Mm. Well, I mean,

434
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,680
are we naming
an Indian restaurant

435
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,250
or a men's clothing store
on a Dr. Seuss book?

436
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,351
Excuse me?

437
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,919
We are not doing
any of this.

438
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,087
This is insane.

439
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,421
Well, then I'm afraid
we have no deal.

440
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,057
Well, then he says
we can't have the money.

441
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,425
Who says that, Sam? Huh?

442
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,626
I don't see anyone.

443
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,028
Jay.
No.

444
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,564
I'm sorry, Sam.
This is crazy.

445
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,299
We're negotiating with a ghost.

446
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,568
I'm not using whale blubber.

447
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,370
I'm not pee-proofing the floors.

448
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,706
And I'm definitely not
naming my restaurant after him.

449
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,808
He's not even
a real person, Sam.

450
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,944
Oh, I see.

451
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,445
So now I'm not even real.

452
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,680
He doesn't mean that.

453
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,782
No, no, no, Sam.
Why would you listen to me?

454
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,018
I was nothing in life,
and I guess I'm a nothing now.

455
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,252
It's not true, Isaac.

456
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,620
Samantha,

457
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,689
why don't you just let Jay
take all of the money,

458
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,958
because clearly
that's all he cares about

459
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,293
when it comes to me.

460
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,695
Now, if you'll excuse me...

461
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,998
(groans)

462
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,300
(panting):
How's that for real?

463
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,501
He got me.

464
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,807
JAY:
<i>I took a bath in tomato sauce,</i>

465
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:41,975
<i>so hopefully that got
the Isaac smell out.</i>

466
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,343
Good night, Jay.

467
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,312
What? What's wrong?

468
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,214
Isaac was really upset.

469
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,016
Yeah, I know,
babe, I feel bad,

470
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,483
but it's my restaurant.

471
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,818
Yeah, we all know
it's your restaurant,

472
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,054
and kind of the only thing
you care about right now.

473
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,223
What does that mean?
It just means,

474
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,690
there are other people
in this house,

475
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,759
and they also have things
that are important to them.

476
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,994
Huh?

477
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,364
(scoffs)

478
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,137
♪ ♪

479
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,347
JAY:
<i>Three more unclogging videos,
then I dive in.</i>

480
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,682
CAROL:
<i>So, yeah, a lot of people think
the hardest part about cheating</i>

481
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,518
is the guilt,
but in my experience--

482
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,087
uh, you know,
watching soaps...

483
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,521
Right, the soaps
you love so much.

484
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,990
The biggest issue is logistics.

485
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,159
So you need a good cover.

486
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,360
Something innocuous

487
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,328
that you can tell Alberta
you're doing

488
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,264
when what you're really doing
is Nancy,

489
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,331
if you know what I mean.

490
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,932
(chuckles):
Oh, I do. I do.

491
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,368
Hey there, Pete.

492
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,669
I was thinking later

493
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,904
you and I could take
a nice romantic stroll.

494
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,440
The-the thing is...

495
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,909
Pete and I have plans.

496
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,644
He's gonna be showing me
the ghost boundary.

497
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,381
Oh, okay. No problem.

498
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,784
I'll catch you later,
hot stuff.

499
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,719
(whispers):
You're welcome.

500
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,555
No. I'm not welcome.

501
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,291
I don't want your help cheating,
Carol.

502
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,958
What?

503
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,227
I know where you're getting
all your advice

504
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,395
and it's not your soaps.

505
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,163
It's from your affair
with Jerry.

506
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,132
Pete, I don't know
what you're talking about.

507
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,566
Save it. I know.

508
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,001
I've known about
you and Jerry

509
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,304
since I heard you talking
about it with Sam two years ago.

510
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,638
Well, as you yourself
should know,

511
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,872
these things happen.

512
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,108
I should probably excuse myself,

513
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,242
but this is getting
pretty juicy.

514
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,610
No, I don't know, Carol,

515
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,412
'cause I'm not a cheater
like you.

516
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,880
Well, what about Alberta and
that little potato sack girl?

517
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,817
They were pretending so that
I wouldn't look like a loser.

518
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,585
The truth is,
I don't have a girlfriend.

519
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,587
I haven't had a girlfriend
since I died

520
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,589
'cause I was staying loyal
to my wife!

521
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,990
So, if that makes me pathetic,

522
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,992
then fine, Carol, you win.

523
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,594
I'm pathetic.

524
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,130
But you...

525
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,297
you suck.

526
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,767
Not sure if this is
the best time, Carol,

527
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,769
but we think
we've lit upon a solution

528
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,439
to this candy business
that might satisfy all parties.

529
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,107
What we're thinking is,
you hold your hand

530
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,708
with the candy
through a wall,

531
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,310
and then we lick it
from the privacy

532
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,312
of a different room.
No eye contact.

533
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,980
No problem.

534
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,982
(Carol scoffs)

535
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,552
I think
it may have been a bad time.

536
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,786
Yeah.

537
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,221
(insects chirping)

538
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,622
JAY:
<i>Okay, uh...</i>

539
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,291
I'm sure you're all wondering
why I asked Sam

540
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,160
to gather you here.
Well,

541
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,761
allow me to explain.

542
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,965
We're here today
to talk about

543
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,634
my partner in this endeavor,

544
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,304
Isaac Higgintoot.

545
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,472
(chuckles):
Oh.

546
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,840
Born 1742,

547
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,009
to Harold and
Mary Higginbottom,

548
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,211
who later changed their name

549
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,712
due to some
outstanding bank debts.

550
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,614
Aw, he read the book.

551
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,316
They chose Higgintoot?

552
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,784
Mm-hmm.
JAY:
Isaac excelled

553
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,187
as an officer and attorney,

554
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,156
a barber
and a squirrel taxidermist.

555
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,691
There weren't a lot of people
back then,

556
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,493
so you had to wear
a lot of hats.

557
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:49,028
And yet,
he was never fully appreciated

558
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,230
in his time.

559
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,531
So here,

560
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,001
at our restaurant,
in the center

561
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,437
will sit Isaac's table.

562
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,706
And it'll always be open
for Isaac and his friends,

563
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,575
because even though
you're not alive,

564
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,244
you're real to us.

565
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,512
ALL:
Aw!

566
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,380
What a touching gesture

567
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,716
and characteristically
stupid business decision.

568
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,218
THORFINN:
They dumber than Danes,

569
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,619
but I do love them.

570
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,521
Anyways, um,

571
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,922
I can see now

572
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,624
that what I said was
really insensitive,

573
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,091
and I'm sorry, Isaac.

574
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,093
Thank you, Jay.
And I'm honored.

575
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,029
Although, I will be laughing
when you're cleaning up

576
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,397
(laughing):
all that urine

577
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,434
the sawdust could've soaked up.

578
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,037
Isaac is very appreciative, Jay.

579
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,071
So am I.

580
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,440
Well, before I say
anything else,

581
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,007
is that book, like, "done done"?

582
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,709
'Cause I did have
some structure thoughts.

583
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,245
Don't ruin this.
I loved it.

584
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,012
I loved the structure.

585
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,180
(laughs)

586
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,654
Hey. Sorry about making
a big scene in there.

587
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,988
I-I didn't mean to blow up
like that.

588
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,557
Oh, don't apologize to me.

589
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,858
I was proud of you.

590
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,026
I did want to thank you
for helping me out.

591
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,329
Obviously it didn't work,
but I appreciate it.

592
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,697
You're welcome.

593
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,132
And for what it's worth,
you're not pathetic.

594
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,768
Carol cheated.
She's pathetic.

595
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836
You stayed loyal to your wife,
even in death,

596
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,438
and there's no shame in that.

597
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,206
Thanks, pal.

598
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,208
Sheesh,
this darn arrow gets so itchy.

599
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,611
People forget there's
fiberglass in the shaft.

600
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,447
("If You Were Here"
by Thompson Twins plays)

601
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,583
♪ ♪

602
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,827
♪ If you were here ♪

603
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,363
♪ I could deceive you. ♪

604
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,364
(grunts)

605
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,965
Well,

606
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,467
thanks again for your...
(gurgles) help.

607
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,304
(chuckles) See you around,
basset hound.

608
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,580
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609
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610
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