1 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:08,399 Will you make me the happiest ghost 2 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:11,011 - on the entire property? - No. 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,838 I will make you the second happiest. 4 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,579 Your killer was my son Thomas. 5 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,581 You've known this this whole time and never told me? 6 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:17,930 I'm very sorry, Alberta. 7 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,454 No, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,586 Sorry I ever considered you to be a friend. 9 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,588 You're so hot. 10 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,591 Thor and Flower both familiar with owls. 11 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:30,160 Is definitely basis for entire relationship. 12 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,337 I think one of the ghosts just got sucked off. 13 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,600 - Who? - I have no idea. 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,038 I hope it's Trevor. 15 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,219 No one's in here. I'll check the library. 16 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,264 Okay, I'll check the kitchen! 17 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,224 - Library's empty. - I can't see ghosts. 18 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:51,312 I don't know why I went in there. 19 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,617 - What's all the hubbub? - Oh! 20 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,489 Pete and Sass just came down the stairs, 21 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,186 - so it wasn't them. - Oh, thank God. 22 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,101 - Hey. - And there's Trevor, too. 23 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,060 - Okay. - What's going on? 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,410 We saw a light. Someone just got sucked off. 25 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,759 PETE: Okay, we need a head count. 26 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,978 Everybody find your suck-off buddy! 27 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,241 Guys, get down here. 28 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,547 I can't believe one of them is gone. 29 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:12,202 Let's not panic. Maybe it was just a basement ghost. 30 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,204 "Just a basement ghost"? 31 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,423 Oh, God, that's not what I meant. 32 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:18,121 Real nice, Pete. Real nice. 33 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,253 Unbelievable! 34 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:20,950 We just solved my murder. 35 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,257 What's a girl got to do to get sucked off around here? 36 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,910 I, too, am here, 37 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,130 despite bravely revealing after a mere hundred years 38 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:30,220 that my son was Alberta's - murderer all along. - SASAPPIS: Yes, 39 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,135 - you're the hero of that story. - JAY: I mean, 40 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,354 we had a funeral for Trevor. 41 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,051 I mean, we gave him so much closure. 42 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,966 Still here, bro. Deal with it. 43 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,055 Okay, Jay, so far we're still missing Isaac, 44 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,491 Thor and Flower. 45 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,450 Oh, there's Crash. 46 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,626 So, I just stuck my head in the attic. 47 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:45,931 Literally. 48 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,019 Did you see Stephanie? 49 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,282 The creepy chain saw prom girl? 50 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,805 Still sleeping, as usual. 51 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:53,025 That bird is out like an unplugged jukebox. 52 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,505 Nigel! 53 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,854 Nigel? 54 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,596 Nigel? Has anyone seen Nigel? 55 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,513 Captain Higgintoot! 56 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,385 [gasps] Nigel! Nigel! 57 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,256 - Oh! - Oh! [chuckles] 58 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,606 NIGEL:I went to the shed to boast of our betrothal 59 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,826 but on my way back, I saw the white light. 60 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:11,957 I feared for the worst. 61 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,829 Could you imagine, one of us sucked off 62 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,961 - on the night of our engagement? - NANCY: Well, 63 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:18,181 all my basement friends are accounted for. 64 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,096 Sorry, Pete. 65 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,837 So, that leaves Thor and Flower. 66 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,186 [all gasp] 67 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,492 Jay, it seems like 68 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,276 - it's either Thor or Flower. - JAY: Whoa. 69 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,191 One of the main eight. 70 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,194 ♪ 71 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,109 [footsteps approaching] 72 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:35,111 Anyone seen Flower? 73 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,461 Want to show her butterfly in pantry. 74 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,291 What? 75 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,554 ♪ 76 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,038 SASAPPIS: Thor, you were the last one to see Flower. 77 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,431 Did anything significant happen? 78 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:53,216 Personal revelations or sudden epiphanies? 79 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,044 Thor don't think so. 80 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,785 Well, what was the last thing you said to her? 81 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,656 Believe it was comment about cod. 82 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,658 Specifically, flavor of cod. 83 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,052 Specifically, that flavor is good. 84 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:05,097 I know that would shoot me straight to paradise. 85 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,098 PETE: I'm happy for Flower, 86 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,665 but I'm gonna miss her. 87 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,580 And I bet she'll miss us, 88 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,234 if she remembers who we are. 89 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,062 - She did call you Dave last week. - Yeah. 90 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,759 But then she said, "I'm sorry, Tom." 91 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,240 So at least she knew - Dave wasn't right. - Hmm. 92 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,548 So, like, what normally happens after a ghost moves on? 93 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,811 Is there some sort of ceremony? 94 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,944 It's been a long time, but we gather, say a few words, 95 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,729 much like a memorial for a Living. 96 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,210 Though there's not much in the way of finger foods, 97 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,212 because we can't make finger foods 98 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,170 or hold finger foods 99 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,041 or consume finger foods. 100 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,087 The things I would do to a Ritz cracker. 101 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,393 SASAPPIS: Look, what happened to Flower 102 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,959 is what we all want for ourselves, 103 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,919 but it comes with a lot of complicated emotions. 104 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,574 This is unfair. She was here for, what, 50 years? 105 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,054 I've been stuck in this dump for a damn century. 106 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,273 One of which is jealousy. 107 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,753 I feel pain! 108 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,015 Another is pain. 109 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,451 Okay, not to be insensitive, 110 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,626 but do you get the sense that our engagement party 111 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,411 is still on for tonight? 112 00:03:57,411 --> 00:04:00,762 It doesn't appear to be foremost on people's minds. 113 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,198 Sorrow! 114 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,939 It's just that I feel bad 115 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,637 because Samantha purchased all those party supplies. 116 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:08,117 NIGEL: The two balloons. 117 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,510 - Yes. - Yes, yes. 118 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,902 Hey, I might just be in my head, but do you think 119 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,991 Nancy told the rest of the pit about 120 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,950 my "just a basement ghost"comment? 121 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,168 TREVOR: Pete, let it go. 122 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,431 Trust me, bro, 123 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,780 nobody's ever thinking about you. 124 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:19,694 Thank you. 125 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,957 Hey. How's Thor doing? 126 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,133 I mean, losing your girlfriend? 127 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:27,571 Between you and me, that is not something you come back from. 128 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:30,095 Uh-huh. You are sort of whispering directly in his ear. 129 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,620 Oh. Sorry, big guy. 130 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,752 HETTY: Thor, loss is never easy, 131 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,625 but as I once told the grieving parents 132 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,671 of a child factory worker who'd been pulled into a loom... 133 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,630 You know, it's hard when we think someone's gone. 134 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,109 By all means, take the floor. 135 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,415 But in Hinduism, 136 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:46,764 we're taught that when a person dies, 137 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,941 their spirit finds a new home, 138 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,116 in a different body. 139 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,031 Could be human, could be an animal. 140 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:56,339 Could be anything. It's called reincarnation. 141 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:59,124 It's nice to think that Flower might be 142 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,649 closer than you know. 143 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:04,304 Please thank small man, but, unfortunately, 144 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,131 he not ease Thor's pain. 145 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,047 World still dark. 146 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,398 Love still dead. 147 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:14,052 Hope... abandoned. 148 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:17,882 So, uh, what did you tell that poor kid's parents? 149 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:20,363 Ooh. I told them there's a job opening 150 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,669 for your other child, 151 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:24,193 and this time, be sure to cut their hair. 152 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,021 They cried with joy. 153 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:27,588 PETE: Knock, knock! Everybody decent? 154 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,503 [chuckles] Just kidd...[gags] 155 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,679 Wow. [groans] I forget about the smell. 156 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,376 It's a good smell, of course. 157 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,552 I mean, I... I-I like it. 158 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,119 - What do you want, Pete? - Nothing. 159 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:39,034 Uh, just, uh, coming to see how everyone's doing. 160 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,818 Nice of you to check in. 161 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,951 Especially since we're just basement ghosts. 162 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,083 Oh, boy. So you did say something. 163 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,824 It's not my job to protect you, Pete. 164 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,522 Plus, it was a juicy nugget, 165 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,872 and after a few hours of water heater talk, 166 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,396 you start looking for other stuff to fill your day. 167 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,658 CHOLERA VICTIM NIGEL: Speaking of which, 168 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,051 did anyone else notice that gurgle 169 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,618 the water heater was making this morning? 170 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,271 [indistinct chatter] 171 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,709 We already discussed the gurgle! 172 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,233 Damn it, it's boring down here. 173 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:07,628 [whoops] Yes! Mark just got here with his crew. 174 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,543 Oh, they're starting renovations on the barn today? 175 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,414 We're gonna have a restaurant, babe. 176 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,720 Terrible investment. 177 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,069 My friend tried to get me to go in 178 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,853 on something called Buffalo Wild Wings. 179 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,986 Can't imagine that worked out for him. [screams] 180 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,553 Oh, my God! 181 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,729 And this is the front hallway. 182 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:22,904 That, of course, is Samantha 183 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,514 that just screamed behind the desk. 184 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,037 Hello. [giggles] 185 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,909 Pete just walked in with a whole clump of cholera ghosts. 186 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,433 [shudders] I mean, welcome. 187 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,827 Pete, what the hell is going on? Hi. 188 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,568 Um, wh-wh-wh-why don't you guys make yourselves comfy 189 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,178 in the living room? 190 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,745 [chuckles]: Don't let that name offend you. 191 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,877 I'll be back to resume the tour in a jiff. 192 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,879 These floors got to be pine. 193 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,141 They're not pine, Stuart. 194 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,969 Know your wood or shut up about it. 195 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,580 Okay, so I went down to the basement 196 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,929 to make sure they weren't mad at me about 197 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,713 the whole "just a basement ghost" comment. 198 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,107 Well, turns out, they were, in fact, very mad. 199 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,804 Well, who cares if they're mad at you? 200 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,154 Also, anger is a very complex emotion 201 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,373 to assign to them. 202 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,896 Well, I don't like anybody being mad at me, 203 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,029 so to prove to them how much I enjoy them, 204 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,858 I kind of invited them to come upstairs. 205 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,381 But don't worry, I-I'm sure 206 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,035 they're gonna be going back downstairs very soon. 207 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:10,560 Mind if we go watch that TV thing upstairs? 208 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,475 Sure. Yeah. Kick back, relax, 209 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,172 stay as long as you like. 210 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,308 - I'm not great with conflict. - MARK: Hey, guys. 211 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:20,483 Hey, Mark. 212 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,050 How are things out in the barn? 213 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,486 Hey, you've been here 15 minutes. 214 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,227 Do not tell me that we have a problem. 215 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,184 We have a problem. 216 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:27,142 Walked into that one. 217 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,665 Come with me, I'll show you. 218 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,887 Is that an owl? 219 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,628 Common barn owl by the look of it. 220 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:37,631 Binomial name is Tyto alba. 221 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,633 I took an ornithology class at Penn 222 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,504 'cause it was packed with Tri-Delts. 223 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,636 What's happening? 224 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:43,941 Construction's held up 225 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,900 'cause they found an owl nesting. 226 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,511 THORFINN: Really? 227 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,817 Owl. 228 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,296 MARK: Obviously, we'll need to relocate it. 229 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:52,820 Once they've started roosting, you've got to 230 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:53,951 move them miles away, otherwise they just come 231 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:56,432 right back to the same spot. 232 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,173 You okay, big guy? 233 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,522 Love for owls 234 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,656 first thing Flower and Thorfinn find in common. 235 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:05,528 Means great deal to us. 236 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,009 - Yeah. - Feels like... sign. 237 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,532 JAY: You know what, uh, Sam, 238 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,881 do we still have the number of the guy who helped us 239 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,274 get rid of the pigeons? 240 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:14,015 Murph. Yeah, sure, I'll give him a call. 241 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,320 No! 242 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,801 Actually, let me think. Do I still have it? 243 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,673 'Tis obvious what has happened. 244 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,326 Hours after Flower sucked off, 245 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,677 her favorite animal appear in barn. 246 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,418 It is just as Jay predicted. 247 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:28,551 Owl not sign. 248 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,727 Owl is Flower. 249 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:34,122 Flower is Owl! 250 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,472 Jay, we might have another problem. 251 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,692 Reincarnation! 252 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:42,043 ♪ 253 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,789 Okay, so it's kind of a good news-bad news situation. 254 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:49,790 The good news is that 255 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,095 Thor really took 256 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,270 your thoughts on reincarnation to heart. 257 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,968 Look like Flower little hungry. 258 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,013 Maybe you slay mouse to feed her? 259 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,928 Uh-huh. The bad news is, 260 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,147 Thor thinks that that owl 261 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,583 is Flower. 262 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,237 JAY: He thinks that his girlfriend reincarnated 263 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,586 into an owl? 264 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,458 - A-A fully grown adult owl? - And he's demanding 265 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,374 that we don't move - or in any way disturb it. - Sam, 266 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,941 Mark's guys are on the clock. 267 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,856 They rented a bunch of heavy construction equipment, 268 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,771 and we're losing money every hour that we don't move 269 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,121 that owl. THORFINN: Samantha, please focus. 270 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,514 You have mice to slaughter. 271 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:21,082 Do you think Flower the Owl would want mice 272 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,258 or maybe like a vegetarian option? 273 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,476 Is excellent question. 274 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,609 Sam, have Jay prepare both. 275 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,176 Do you actually think that that's Flower? 276 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,787 No, but I don't want Thor to stop dating an owl. 277 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,136 It's just that Thor is in 278 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,051 an extremely delicate place right now. 279 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:37,098 Flower, I love you![hoots] 280 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,143 You! I love you! 281 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,362 She seem confused. 282 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,972 [laughs]: Classic Flower. 283 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:45,062 And I just don't think we should rush the grieving process. 284 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,848 May-Maybe if we delayed construction by like a week... 285 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,806 Okay. I'm calling it. 286 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,461 We can't always put the ghost stuff 287 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,289 before the people stuff. 288 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,507 So I'm sorry, Thor, 289 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,988 but we got to relocate the owl upstate. 290 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,904 You move Flower, I burn down barn. 291 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,515 Like how I burn down gazebo. 292 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,387 Now Thor's saying if we relocate Flower, 293 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,997 he's gonna burn down the barn. 294 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,477 Well, that's got to be a bluff. 295 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,393 [electrical crackling][grunting] 296 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,657 Oh, come on. 297 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,658 Is just a taste. 298 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,094 JAY: Okay, let me just sum up here. 299 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,661 A thousand-year-old Viking thinks that 300 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,794 his dead hippie girlfriend is now a bird, 301 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:24,449 and if I move it to achieve my lifelong dream, 302 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,408 he's gonna burn down my restaurant. 303 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,670 - That's well summarized. - Mm-hmm. 304 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,977 If it helps, you've given Thor hope. 305 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,892 [laughs] It doesn't. 306 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,589 Fix this, Sam. 307 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:36,026 I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, 308 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,028 'cause I really need a win today. 309 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,682 Flower hungry. Chop-chop. 310 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,337 It mean "move quickly" but also describe action 311 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,469 you make when you decapitate mouse. 312 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,909 [sighs] This is bad. 313 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,475 Intolerable. 314 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,782 Why is that one just standing in front of the television? 315 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,697 You there, hello? 316 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,700 - She likes the glow. - Hey, could you scooch? 317 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,224 Dirk only has one cheek on the couch. 318 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,573 DIRK: It's kind of nice. 319 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,054 It's creating a breeze down Main Street. 320 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,491 - Nope. - HETTY: Okay! 321 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,711 While it's been nice, 322 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,713 all of us being here together, 323 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,236 I think it's time for some of us to return 324 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,585 to the dank pit from whence we came. 325 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,152 You heard her. Scram! 326 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,720 Sorry, but we're Pete's invited guests. 327 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,461 DIRK: Yeah, he wants us up here. 328 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,942 And it would be rude to leave. 329 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,639 - Yeah. - Peter! 330 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,641 Why are we in the basement? 331 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,078 Because, thanks to you, this is the one room 332 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,601 in the house that isn't teeming 333 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,429 with potato sack-wearing hobgoblins. 334 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,431 Peter, you must tell them to go. 335 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,520 One of them asked me to scratch their back sores. 336 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,479 I didn't know what to say. I did it. I panicked. 337 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,959 ISAAC: What if they're still up there once enough time 338 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,656 has passed for it to be appropriate to proceed 339 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,745 with an engagement party? And, follow-up, 340 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,921 how-how-how long do we think that is? 341 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,967 Okay, I admit this hasn't been a Club Med vacation 342 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,098 for me either. 343 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,535 More like Sandals, no comment. 344 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,928 My fingers still smell weird. 345 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,538 I can't just tell them to come back downstairs. 346 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,018 They'll be mad at me. 347 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,021 Well, if you don't, then we'll be mad at you. 348 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,458 [sighs] Criminy, this is one dill of a pickle. 349 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,069 Pete. [gasps] Oh, my... 350 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,548 Here's the deal. 351 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,115 They got to go. 352 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,552 Wait, what? You, you don't want them up there either? 353 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,119 What are you doing down here? 354 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,643 Upstairs used to be the place I could take a break. 355 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,994 My respite from those weirdos. 356 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,996 But now I have no sanctuary. 357 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,128 See? Even it can't stand them. It's turning on its own. 358 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,129 NANCY: Look, Pete, 359 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,652 no matter what you do, 360 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,480 you're gonna piss someone off. 361 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,526 But if you piss me off, I'm gonna spit 362 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,484 cholera juice in your mouth while you sleep. 363 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,313 Well, that's a horrifying and clarifying threat. 364 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,575 Okay. 365 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,968 I'll talk to them. 366 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,578 JAY: Hey. 367 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,364 I just saw the bird removal guy driving away. 368 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,106 Did you take care of it already? 369 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,978 Yep, the barn is now owl-free. 370 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,024 Best wife ever. 371 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,460 And-and Thor's okay? 372 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,549 He's not crushed that the Flowl's gone? 373 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,464 I'm combining "Flower" and "owl." 374 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,988 - Kind of clever. - Eh, I give it a "B." 375 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,816 Can you just back up? 376 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,732 No, uh, Thor seems to be in pretty good spirits. 377 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,125 Did they take it upstate? 378 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,648 A little more local than that. 379 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,824 Well, babe, we don't want it to come back. 380 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,521 How-how local are we talking? 381 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,349 [owl screeches] 382 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,090 Pretty local. 383 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,006 [gasps] 384 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:13,270 - What did Sam do this time? - Oh, man. 385 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,098 - Jay is not happy. - Stop it. 386 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,579 You don't know them. They're ours.[owl screeches] 387 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,499 [groans] Well, tried to feed the Flowl. 388 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,197 Turns out it does not like soy mice. 389 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,372 Obviously. 390 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,460 Soy wreaks havoc on birds' 391 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,853 sensitive endocrine systems. 392 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,420 Oh, my God, Jay, are you okay? 393 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,900 No, I'm not okay, Sam. 394 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,250 I was attacked in my own home by a tiny dinosaur 395 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,340 and now I have to take very specific antibiotics. 396 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,212 We're checking out and we'd like a full refund. 397 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,648 Oh, gosh. 398 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,998 Was there some sort of problem? [chuckles] 399 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,869 [owl screeching] Was it the heating? 400 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,828 Because I-I know that there can be a bit of a draft. 401 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,221 No, it was the large bird of prey 402 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,788 living in the room next to us. 403 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,224 Well, our website does promise 404 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,922 an immersive experience with the local fauna. 405 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,315 An immersive experience with the local fauna 406 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,752 is how I got cholera. JAY: We're sorry, ma'am. 407 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,233 And-and we're gonna take care of the owl problem 408 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,018 and we are going to double 409 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,107 your Woodstone Rewards Points. 410 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,630 Forget it, we're leaving. 411 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,154 Oh, I know that look. 412 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,808 No, you don't. 413 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,418 Okay, babe, this is getting kind of crazy. 414 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,551 I mean, this cannot go on. 415 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,032 Well, I-I'm sorry, you can't just snap your fingers 416 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,903 and expect somebody to move on when they've just 417 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,470 lost one of their best friends. 418 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,428 Whoa, I thought this is what you wanted. 419 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:28,084 You've always said your mission is to help them move on. 420 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,565 It is what I want, but that doesn't mean it's easy. 421 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,784 Babe, you don't really think 422 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,962 that that owl is Flower, do you? 423 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,441 No. 424 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,356 But I get why Thor wants it to be. 425 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,576 JAY: Aw, babe. It's great 426 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,447 you want to help Thor, but I think 427 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,537 what he really needs is help moving on. 428 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,801 - We're here for you. - Go away. 429 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,542 PETE: Hello, everyone. Um... 430 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,936 I-I-I just wanted to say that I am, um, 431 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,939 so happy you all took me up on my invitation to come upstairs. 432 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,462 Quit dithering and banish the monsters. 433 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,942 [Pete chuckles] 434 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,639 And, um... 435 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,728 it has been great having you. 436 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,601 [retches] Okay, uh, here's the deal, you guys. 437 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,820 We kind of got a lot going on right now. 438 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,126 Um, Sam and Jay are fighting. 439 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,346 There's a gosh darn owl in the house. 440 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,957 Not to mention we just lost our dear friend Flower. 441 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,091 She was the, the hippie one with the glasses? 442 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,049 It doesn't matter, the point is... 443 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,050 We knew Flower. 444 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,051 You did? 445 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,835 Yeah, she visited us all the time. 446 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:27,535 At first, we mainly bonded over communal living and open wounds, 447 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,407 but then... we became friends. 448 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,889 She was one of the kindest people I've ever met. 449 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,760 She never treated us different. 450 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,198 She was a good one, and we'll miss her very much. 451 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,764 CATHERINE: Yeah. 452 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,593 So what did you want to tell us, Pete? 453 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,856 Ah, cheese and crackers, this is gonna be hard. 454 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,033 What Pete wanted to say was... 455 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,079 ...we're having a memorial for Flower. 456 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,648 And we'd like to invite you all to join us. 457 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,519 Because you... 458 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,173 are people. 459 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,179 Okay, that doesn't get me sucked off?! 460 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,876 That was growth. 461 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,878 SAMANTHA: Hey, Thor. Got a minute? 462 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,619 He's, uh, sitting over by the cage. 463 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,751 Oh. 464 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,535 Uh, hey, Thor. 465 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:15,017 I know yours was a brutal culture 466 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:18,020 that didn't care about the suffering of others. 467 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:18,890 Thank you. 468 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,023 But I know you loved Flower. 469 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,157 Now, I didn't know her as well as you did. I mean, 470 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,334 she got me high once, and I was told that she watched basketball 471 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,902 near me on occasion, but from everything I've heard about her, 472 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,384 she seems like a real free spirit. 473 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,038 So... 474 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,388 if this owl really is Flower, 475 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,783 then don't you think that we owe it to her 476 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,612 to let her spirit be free? 477 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,049 Jay's right. I mean... 478 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,051 Flower was the happiest person I know. 479 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,402 And look at her. Does she look happy to you? 480 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,144 No, she does not. 481 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,713 I think we both know what we got to do, big guy. 482 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,062 Jay, what are you doing? 483 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,065 I'm patting his shoulder supportively. 484 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,588 Right? 485 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,068 Well, you would have been, but he stood up a while ago 486 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,288 and now you're just sort of slapping his ass. 487 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,724 THORFINN: Thor not mind. 488 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,031 Thor appreciate gesture. 489 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,338 Whatever. We're bonding. 490 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,996 TREVOR: Is that a mug shot? 491 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,476 Oh, it was the only photo of Flower 492 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,868 I could find on the Internet. 493 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,783 She was high, apparently, 494 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,090 and naked and tried to join 495 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,397 the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. 496 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,746 Ah, that's our girl. [chuckles] 497 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,183 Excuse me, everyone. Clink, clink. Um... 498 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,838 if Flower taught us anything, it was to celebrate 499 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,318 life's happy moments. 500 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:41,103 She would not want this to be a somber affair. 501 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,236 In fact, she might even want it to be 502 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:47,109 a combined memorial/engagement party. 503 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,720 Isaac, sit your ass down. We'll do your thing next week. 504 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,287 We'll take it. [chuckles] 505 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,202 It's actually my birthday next week. 506 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,725 Oh, come on. 507 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,902 Flower was one of the most patient people I ever knew. 508 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,644 I mean, she would just sit and listen for hours 509 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,298 as I talked about everything from 510 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,432 fly-fishing and traveler's checks 511 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,957 to orienteering and international ATM fees. 512 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,655 [sighs] And I think for most of those hours, 513 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,484 she was aware of what was going on. 514 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,661 Our girl was strong-willed, 515 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,273 single-minded in her focus. 516 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:23,189 She knew she was never gonna catch that butterfly, 517 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,842 but, man, 518 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,845 did she never stop chasing it. 519 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,760 Well, I've only been here a short time, 520 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,153 compared to all of you, 521 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,808 and maybe loss still hits me harder 522 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,505 because I've had less of it. 523 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,333 But I have had some. 524 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,162 And I've lived long enough to know to cherish 525 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,077 the special people who come into your life. 526 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:45,907 Because before you know it, they're gone. 527 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,737 After a millennium trapped in this world, 528 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,827 Thor not expect much to change. 529 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:57,092 But then I meet Flower, and was like... 530 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,747 first light after months of... 531 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,705 sunless winters. 532 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,533 She taught Thor 533 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,405 things he hadn't learned 534 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,407 in a thousand years 535 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,539 and positions unseen 536 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,367 in a thousand orgies. 537 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,891 That's... sweet. 538 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,722 THORFINN: I will miss her... 539 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,768 ...forever. 540 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,903 [chuckles] 541 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,037 THORFINN: Goodbye, Flower. 542 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,781 [owl screeches][Jay screams] 543 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,963 [indistinct chatter on TV] 544 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,880 So, are they just upstairs all the time now, 545 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,534 the creepy basement ghosts? 546 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,145 You just whispered that directly into one of their ears, 547 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,147 but, yes, I think so. 548 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,410 What did you just say, Pete?! 549 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,151 What? I didn't say anything. 550 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,197 You still wish it was 551 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,157 just a basement ghost that got sucked off? 552 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,550 What? No! 553 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,073 I thought we were past this. 554 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,074 What the hell? 555 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,206 That's very rude. 556 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,468 Yes, I heard it, too. 557 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,166 And on this day of coming together. Shame, 558 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,515 Peter, shame. 559 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,864 Did you learn nothing today? 560 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,649 NANCY: All right, everyone. 561 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,259 Let's get out of here. 562 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,956 Back to the basement we go. 563 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,262 All right. Aw. 564 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,481 Let's get out of here. 565 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,091 They're treating us like trash. 566 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,919 And we're not trash. 567 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,312 Right? 568 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052 They are gonna curse 569 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,706 your name for the next 100 years, Pete, 570 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,404 but I had to do something. 571 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,883 I'll see you guys 572 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,537 for Bodices and Barons tonight? 573 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,887 [chuckling] It's a clever little thing. 574 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,635 Captioning sponsored by CBS 575 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,508 and TOYOTA. 576 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:51,554 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org