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ANIMALS BLEAT

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ALL CHATTER

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He's back! Mick's back!

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Mick?! Mick's back!

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Mick's back! He is! Look!

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Hi, everyone! ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY

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All right, all right!
One at a time, let him speak! Speak, Mick.

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Oh, it was the adventure of my life.
I had an orange.

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Did you? Oh!

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I saw a bear kill a man.

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Oh, gosh!

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And I met the king.

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No, you didn't! Did you?

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YOU met the king?

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Yep. Ooh, jel.

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Went on his boat. Fishing.

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Fishing...
Yeah, he asked me to join his court,

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but I said no way I'm leaving you lot.

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You didn't! Sweetie! Mick!

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I'd always wanted to visit the city,
hadn't I? So...

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You have. That's always been your dream,
actually. You had, yeah.

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Ooh, almost forgot!

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I got you all some gifts!

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That's naughty of you! ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY

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You didn't think I'd go all that way
without bringing you back something!

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Got loads of salt.

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THEY CHATTER IN APPRECIATION

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And... For us?!

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Look at them!
I can't believe you've done that!

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Yeah!

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ALL CHATTER That's so generous of you!

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Yeah, one each! Yeah!

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Help yourselves. Mick, that's naughty...

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Help yourselves! HE CHUCKLES

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HE COUGHS

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VILLAGERS CHATTER HAPPILY Look at it!

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Alison.

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CLEARS THROAT

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Alison! Alison!

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MUFFLED DIN

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SHE GROANS DISTORTED: Alison! Alison!

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SHE WINCES Oh, my God...

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Alison! Alison! SHE GROANS

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Alison!

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Oh, my God...

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Alison! Alison...!

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Right. Stand by.

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Ready, steady, go!

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For King and country!

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Oh, I feel so sick...

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Can you get me some water?

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Get your own w...

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I've lost my voice.

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I don't remember leaving the pub.
Must've had fun.

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At least we don't have to work today.

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SHE SIGHS AND GROANS

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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES

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Make it stop...

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SHE COUGHS

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Hello?

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Sorry, who from who?

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Isabelle from Belle's Weddings?

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HE GROANS

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Yeah, aw, thanks for getting in touch.

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Yeah,
we're really keen to be on your books...

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..if you'll have us.

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It's a lovely house.

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Today?

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I wonder if...if...

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No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no.
OK, today... Today's fine. Today's fine.

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HE GROANS

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Maybe just sort of, like, late, after...

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One o'clock, is it? OK.

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All right.

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OK, bye!

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Oh, my God.
OK, I just need to shake this off...

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Ohhh... SHE PUFFS

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Bit of breakfast...

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We'll be fine.

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SOBBING

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Shut your mouth! It is a mansion!

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Yeah, boy!

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The impertinence!

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Oh, this looks like fun!

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The bally nerve! It's gone midnight.

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Yeah, it is very late. Yeah, absolutely.

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Welcome to my house! ALL CHEER

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Alison!

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Alison...! Oh...!

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Oh...!

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SHE GASPS

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QUIET SNORING

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They came back.

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I think I did my throat bass.

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HE BEATBOXES

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Yeah, you did.

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Oh.

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Shall we just call back and cancel?
No way, we need it.

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We can get this clean in time.

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Oh...

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Have you seen my other shoe?

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Mm-mm...

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OK.

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You get people out and I'll...

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I'm going to get bin bags. SHE EXHALES

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Right...

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COUGHING NEARBY

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SHE COUGHS

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She awakes.

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Oh, God...

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As radiant as the sunrise itself.

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My mouth tastes like the inside of a bin.

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I would have made you breakfast, if I could.

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Perhaps lamb's kidney and onion...
Oh, stop it!

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I wanted to thank you for last night.

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I'll never forget those
words you said to me.

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What did I say?

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Something that touched me very deeply.

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Forgive me,
I know I've not had a formal invitation,

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but I wonder if I might...

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Oh, Thomas, it's fine.
You're part of the family.

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Thank you, Alison.

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A thousand thank yous!

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UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC

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Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, I meant it.

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HE SQUEAKS

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Are you OK?

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OK.

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Hello? It's home time.

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MAN GROANS

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Come on, man. It's time to go.

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Why do you sound like Batman?

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I lost my voice.
You've got to go home, bruv.

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Got a wedding planner coming to
look at the house in two hours.

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Come on, then.

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Where are your shoes?

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LOUD DRILLING

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I'll go.

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DRILLING CONTINUES

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INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE

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Ah! Oh, hi, Michael. Sorry about that.

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I was just wondering if you
could just save the drilling.

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We're a bit fragile.
We're actually just finished.

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At last! ALL MURMUR

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We'll miss them, won't we?

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We made rather an exciting discovery,
actually.

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Because, you see,
none of the surrounding villages were struck,

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so we know the disease was brought here...

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ALL MURMUR

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...by a visitor or an individual
who went elsewhere and returned.

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It could be anyone, I suppose, couldn't it?

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But then we found a few
samples of textiles and furs,

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and we can be certain that they
were host to plague-carrying fleas.

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Once they got out, you've got no chance.

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Everyone's dead! HE CHUCKLES

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I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

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I don't think sorry's going to cut it, mate.

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Ah, Alison, there you are!

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Would you mind putting Guernsey's
Nazi Past on the VCR for me, please?

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I haven't watched my football yet.

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Would you kindly tell Patrick
that he missed his turn

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and a miss is as good as a mile?

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Guys, please, can you keep it down?

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No, Alison, I'm sorry... I don't care!

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She doesn't!

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Alison... SHE SOBS

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Oh, I... Actually, I can't...

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I can't deal with this this morning.

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So hungover I actually, genuinely...
I do think I'm going to die.

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Hm, you need a remedy.

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Hair of the dog, love.
Just drink more booze.

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Did you say that last night?

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Yes. I have the cure.

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Soak some mushrooms in milk
of the goat and vinegar

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till it's all warm and musty...

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No, stop it. Stop it now.

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Well, you see, Alison,
this is what happens when you overindulge.

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Square! When you give in to gay abandon.

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You reap what you sow.
You reap what you sow,

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and now the soil returns...

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Hey.

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Morrow.

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Oh, actually, no, yeah, good.

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Hey, look. Cola!

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Best thing for it.

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SHE SPITS Oh, God, that is...!

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Oh, no, sorry. Ah, here she is!

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The madam! The hostess!

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Just when I think you have
grasped the responsibility

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of the family seat,
you turn this place into a den of iniquity,

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inviting goodness-knows-who
to do goodness-knows-what!

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SHE GASPS Sorry,
I think someone's hid my clothes. Good Lord.

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I shudder to think what happened
under this roof last night.

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This place is full of breakables,

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treasured family heirlooms,
irreplaceable bits of historical...

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Nothing's damaged,
and it's just a mess that I'm cleaning up,

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so just don't...don't worry.

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Well, don't think I won't notice.

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Oh, God!

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Where's Dante?

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Dante?

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The dog.

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SHE GASPS

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DANCE MUSIC

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ALL LAUGH

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Can we get a photo with him?
Oh, yes, let's get a photo, girls!

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Have you got your phone?
A photograph with the girls!

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Here's to me, too!

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Cheers! Cheers!

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Kitty's having a wonderful
time at the party!

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Don't forget me! That's good! My turn!

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My turn! Take a photo with me!

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Alison! Alison, sorry to bother you.

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The captain asked me to convey a message.

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Just to turn the music off,

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and to "cease the talking immediately."

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Tell him to stick it.

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OK.

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Oh...

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Oh!

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He's not here.

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Ooh, you're in trouble now.

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But I thought he was just an ornament.

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No, he did mean a lot to Lady
B. Loved it like her own child.

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Once told me she loved it more
than anything else in the world.

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Well, I'm sure that...

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Thanks, Alison. Great party!
Same time next week.

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Ha-ha-ha. No. Don't think so, mate.

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LAUGHTER

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Good luck, mate!
You're not going to make it.

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Oh! Oh, yes!

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Yeah, boy!

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Ready? I was born ready.

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'Tis a fair old wangle, that.
You haven't got the strength.

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I got this.

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Whoa! Ha-hey!

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"Stick it"?! Wahey! Afraid so.

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In my bottom, presumably. Oh!

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Well, you go down there and you tell her...

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Me turn!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Wahey!

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Yes! Well done!

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Told you! It's a stupid game, anyway.

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You stupid.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I didn't think this through...

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Uh...

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Just getting my shoes.

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I can't say I'm surprised that
something like this would happen.

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I'll have to tell her, of course. What? No!

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I will not allow Fanny to be
deceived like this, to be...

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No more war documentaries, then.
Your secret's safe with me.

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It's classified.
She'd have to kill me first.

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Well, you know what I mean.
Right. Find the dog. Clean up.

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Two hours...

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Oh, my word...! Ahh!

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What are you doing up here?!

259
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We're actually going to live up here now,
actually.

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SHE SIGHS

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Mick killed us all.
Which is not remotely cool.

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MURMURS OF AGREEMENT No,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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We can't be sharing the
place with these plebeians.

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What? He gave us all the plague.

265
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,160
Yeah, look.

266
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,800
ALL GROAN

267
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,320
And this. ALISON GAGS

268
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,880
And this. Oh, what even is it?

269
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,400
Guys, please! Oh, here she is!

270
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,440
Guys, please, please... Piss off, Mick!

271
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,800
Can you please go back downstairs?

272
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,720
Because, no offence, but you're
actually making me feel really sick.

273
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,400
We're not going anywhere.

274
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,720
Mick should go if anyone's doing going!
Yeah, he's a killer!

275
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,680
ALL MURMUR Order! Order!

276
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,720
We need to come to an understanding here.

277
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,360
These...people...

278
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,200
People? Yeah. People.

279
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,800
These people deserve a full inquiry,
chaired by me.

280
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,040
Get to the bottom of this business.

281
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,120
Ha!
You couldn't get to the bottom of a birdbath.

282
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,240
I'll have you know I have extensive
experience of public inquiries.

283
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,920
Nice to be the one ASKING the questions,
for a change. Ha-ha...

284
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,560
Come on, then, oiks. Come on, let's go.

285
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,160
Not all of you. Just your sharpest minds.

286
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,880
Well, that's definitely me. You go.

287
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,720
Do I have to come? Yeah, you have to come.

288
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,600
It's all about you, innit?
Right, you stay here.

289
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,840
No, you stay. You definitely stay.

290
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720
Right, you guys search for Dante.

291
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,600
And tell the others. I've got to clear up.

292
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,480
Patrick, you get the others...
You find the others...

293
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,240
I'll begin the search. I'll search upstairs.

294
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,720
I'm not taking orders from you!

295
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,760
What is the matter with
you two this morning?

296
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,600
Can you just find the dog? Please.

297
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,280
Well...

298
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,840
Ah, boy.

299
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,000
Don't do it, mate.
Whatever it is, don't do it.

300
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,360
HATCH CLUNKS

301
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,080
Oh. No, no, no, no, no...

302
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,760
Come on!

303
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,560
Alison!

304
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,320
Alison!

305
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,840
She can't hear you.

306
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,680
I can't hear you.

307
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,120
Yes, here we go.

308
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,680
A bit more of that.

309
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880
It's called a Long and Strong.

310
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,360
And a slug of dark rum. Dark rum!

311
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,720
Yeah. Oh!

312
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,840
Oh, no! I spilt wine on him.

313
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,800
I've heard white wine helps.

314
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,480
Got it. Oh, yeah, salt helps.

315
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,080
Is that helping?

316
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,960
Maybe try white wine.

317
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,320
Actually, white wine's meant to be best,
isn't it?

318
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,520
I said it first!

319
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,280
Nice little bath!

320
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,800
I said it first!

321
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,640
That's a good dog. You're fine.

322
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,200
Where are you?

323
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,760
Who? Who are you looking for?

324
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,720
Nothing. No-one. Mike.

325
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,760
Ah. Well, I saw him going upstairs.

326
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,920
No trousers on. No shoes. At this hour!

327
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,400
I'll tell him.

328
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,040
Hmm.

329
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,640
Oh, God...

330
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,920
And, Mick, is it fair to say

331
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,440
that these boxes of cloths
and furs could have been

332
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,800
brought in by anyone?

333
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,000
No, I brought that box back
when I come back from London

334
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
when I gone there. He confesses!
Killer! He's just admitted to it!

335
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,160
Order! Order!

336
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,280
ALL TALK TOGETHER

337
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
Shut up a second, please!

338
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh, right, you do it for her!
Has anyone seen a stuffed dog?

339
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,360
Mick probably killed it.
Gone walkies, has he?

340
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,640
Yeah.

341
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,000
You can't teach an old dog new tricks!
Oh, yeah, love that one.

342
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,240
DANCE MUSIC

343
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,920
PLAYS ALONG TO MUSIC ON PIANO

344
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,080
Hey, stay out of my personal dance space!

345
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,320
You call that dancing?

346
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,280
You do but bounce, boy!

347
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,360
I bounce good!

348
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,040
Stop it! Stop it!

349
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,760
Patrick! Patrick! What on God's green Earth

350
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,680
do you think you're playing at, man?!

351
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,480
Well...
I sent you down here to stop this nonsense,

352
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,320
and now you're joining in!

353
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,320
Carousing!
You are a spineless little traitor!

354
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,360
Oh, naff off, you wazzock!

355
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,600
Yes!

356
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,520
ALL CHEER

357
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,280
Go out of it! You'll see. Right!

358
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,720
He's the wazzock...

359
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh, there, there. What ails thee?

360
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:53,240
Alison...hates me!

361
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,360
SHE WAILS

362
00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:00,440
Let it all out.
I always feel better after little cry.

363
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,960
SHE SOBS

364
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,960
DANCE MUSIC

365
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,800
Have a little rest in here.

366
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,480
Oh.

367
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,280
Oh, God...!

368
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,600
Oh, half an hour!

369
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,320
Mike!

370
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,600
I could really do with your help down here!

371
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,680
I could do with your help up here!

372
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,560
Ah. I've just checked in there.

373
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,880
Well, I'd like to check for myself,
please, Patrick.

374
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,120
Fine. Fine. Checking what?

375
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,040
In my room?

376
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,760
Mice.

377
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,240
Yes. Robin spotted some
earlier in the kitchen.

378
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,760
And we know you're not fond,
so we thought we'd...ch-check.

379
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,480
♪ Dante!

380
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,840
♪ Dan...

381
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,080
♪ ..iel. ♪

382
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,640
Who's Daniel?

383
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,680
Oh,
I was just doing a song about the nice names.

384
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,600
♪ Daniel, Veronica

385
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,040
♪ Clive, Annie. ♪

386
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,080
Ugh.

387
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,080
I already checked in there.

388
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,880
No-one listen to me.
I don't know why I bother.

389
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,360
Sorry.

390
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,640
MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC

391
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,680
Oh, she sleeps now.

392
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,240
Look so peaceful.

393
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,080
SLOW SOUL MUSIC

394
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,800
Oh!

395
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,480
Right, well, he's not in there.
No need to look again.

396
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,560
What's going on? You are. What?

397
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,240
Tony!

398
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,840
Tony! Tony! Tony!

399
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,360
Tone... No, no, no, no.

400
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,480
Tone... Tone... Tony! Tony!

401
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,400
HE SIGHS

402
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,240
Long way down! You know that.

403
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,760
Oh...

404
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,040
Any luck? Negative. Nothing, I'm afraid.

405
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,600
And you? Nuh.

406
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,040
I might know where he is.

407
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040
Oh, thank goodness, Kitty. Where?

408
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,680
Oh, you can hear me now, can you?
You've decided I exist again?

409
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,200
Oh, God.
Kitty, you know that it's very difficult

410
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,440
when other people are around.

411
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,800
Actually,
I think I tried to tell you that last night.

412
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,800
I'm so sorry, Kitty,
but I can't talk right now,

413
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,240
because I've got guests here.

414
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,040
Kitty, I'm so sorry,
but I can't talk right now

415
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,960
because I've got guests here.

416
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,880
Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I...

417
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh! I thought you were talking
to someone else called Kitty.

418
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,400
No.

419
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,440
Well, that's fine, then! Friends forever.

420
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,720
Great. Great.

421
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640
Yes, so where's Dante?

422
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,640
Have you tried by the front door?

423
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,840
That's where he usually is.

424
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,040
Thank you, Kitty. You're welcome!

425
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,800
There's no way we're going
back down there with him.

426
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,360
I said I was sorry. I'm really sorry.

427
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,760
You killed my kids, mate.
I've got a boil the size of...

428
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,520
Look, look, look,
we all have disagreements, you know,

429
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,160
but we move on. I'm sure you can all
remember something that annoyed you

430
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,760
at the time, but that after a while...
You know.

431
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,040
Yeah,
like when John milked my cow without asking.

432
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,000
There you are. I asked your wife.

433
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,480
That's not good enough, though, is it?
So I can't make decisions

434
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,520
in my own marriage? No, what I'm saying...

435
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,720
Walter ate my best apple.
Only cos he widdled on my art.

436
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,160
He did do that. I saw him. Yeah.

437
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,800
I improved it, if anything. What?

438
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,280
Yeah, you can't do faces.
I'm sorry, you can't do faces.

439
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,600
What's that got to do...?

440
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,920
I would have killed you if he hadn't
killed you! I would've bled you.

441
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,880
I would have bled you out... Order! Order!

442
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,080
ALL TALK AT ONCE

443
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,960
Mike? What are you doing?
She'll be here soon!

444
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960
So, how goes the search?

445
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,560
What, for the dog or the husband?

446
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,720
Ha! You'd think he'd be more
helpful in your hour of need.

447
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?

448
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,560
I've been thinking...about what you said.

449
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,320
And I know nothing has changed.
But everything has changed, has it not?

450
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,200
If we could only... Mike!

451
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Honestly, he's probably asleep again.

452
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,360
Snoring, as he was last night.

453
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,800
What?

454
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600
HE SNORES

455
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,920
DOOR OPENS

456
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,840
Thank you for walking me home.

457
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,920
And thank you.

458
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,960
It really was the merriest party
this house has seen in centuries.

459
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,200
I shall bid you goodnight, then.

460
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,880
Thomas?

461
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Yes?

462
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,760
If I was 400 years older...

463
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,240
..and you were alive...

464
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,120
..and we were the same age, and if I wasn't,

465
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,040
you know, with Mike, then...

466
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,320
..you and me might have...

467
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,880
Night.

468
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,440
Ah...!

469
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,520
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, Thomas, I didn't mean to...

470
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,200
I was very drunk, and...

471
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,200
SNORING

472
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,640
Dante!

473
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,120
Oh, God.

474
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,880
Can we please get back
to the business in hand?

475
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,920
You're not very good at this, are you?

476
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,760
Excuse me.
I'm not about to take diplomacy lessons from

477
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,960
a diseased, unwashed...you know.

478
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,480
I beg your pardon? Sorry,
what's that supposed to mean, "unwashed"?

479
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,200
I had a bath every year.

480
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Well...you smell!

481
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,760
There, I said it.

482
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360
That's a nasty thing to say.

483
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,040
Not just him. Yeah, you all do.

484
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,680
How dare you?!
What are you saying? I mean...

485
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,920
Hang on, you can't take it back now!
Yeah, take that back.

486
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,560
No, I don't want to take it back.
I mean it! You smell!

487
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,800
You smell of dung, of caca, of poo-poo.
Manure!

488
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,280
Yes!
I don't know how I thought this could work.

489
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,000
None of you have got any respect.

490
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080
You know,
that's the problem with the common man -

491
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,960
he doesn't know when to shut up
and listen to the voice of reason.

492
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,840
Oh, God, this is...
Oh, God, it's really horrible.

493
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,240
Just stuff its head back into
shape and pop its eye back in.

494
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,640
Yes, I know, but...

495
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,240
Maybe use some tissues or something.
Yes, but how do I...?

496
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,400
Underneath the tail. Bum. Bum.

497
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,920
She's coming!

498
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,640
Quick, quick, quick. Stop, stop.

499
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,080
FAINT VOICES

500
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!

501
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,560
Oh, God.

502
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,080
FAINT VOICES

503
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,880
Shh, shh. Oh, God, he's still wet.

504
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920
Stick him by the fire, he'll soon dry out.

505
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Make haste!

506
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,880
Yeah, no, yeah, no.

507
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Yeah, no...

508
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,040
Oh! Nice to see you. Oh, hello, you!

509
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,840
Hello, Fanny. How are you doing?

510
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160
What's Dante doing there?

511
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Well, I was just tidying up and I thought

512
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,960
that we should try him in a new spot.

513
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,640
Yes, he's nice there.

514
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,360
He used to like sitting by the fire.

515
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,880
ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY

516
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,440
INSECTS BUZZING Uggggh.

517
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,920
Oh, yeah, that'll be the pigeons, mate.

518
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,200
Amazing how much they produce.

519
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,920
SHE SIGHS

520
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,680
We did it.

521
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,160
Well, I did it.

522
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800
Well, it was difficult,
but my careful diplomacy

523
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,680
led them to a full reconciliation.

524
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,440
I'm not staying up here with him.

525
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,160
I'd rather live with Mick,
and he killed my whole family.

526
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960
I am sorry. That's all right, Mick.

527
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,720
They were lovely... Yeah, to die for.

528
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,320
I suppose... You know, people say things...

529
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,480
..sometimes you get carried away...
..they don't mean.

530
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,920
..and I really didn't mean to, and...
Well, all I want to say is

531
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,880
I'm sorry... ..I'd like to forget...
..good to have you back. Thank you.

532
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,560
We cool?

533
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,400
Yeah, we be cool.

534
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,200
OK.

535
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,600
Mike, where are you?! She's here!

536
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,880
Oh, God. KNOCK AT DOOR

537
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,560
OK, everyone, shh!

538
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,560
BREATHES IN DEEPLY

539
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,680
BREATHES OUT

540
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,600
Welcome to Button House...

541
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,320
CLATTERING

542
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,280
SHE GASPS

543
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,600
HE YELLS

544
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,160
Ow!

545
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Urghhhhh!

546
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,480
SHE RETCHES