1 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:17,791 BASED ON REAL EVENTS 2 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,239 World War II 3 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,666 caused numerous deaths in the UK, 4 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:24,333 which led to a labor shortage in England 5 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:28,666 for farm work and in factories. 6 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:31,458 As a result, they encouraged emigration from India. 7 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:35,000 The youth of Punjab they settled in England. 8 00:01:35,541 --> 00:01:39,500 witness their progress, many others were tempted to move. 9 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:44,333 Emigration was stopped by Commonwealth Immigration Act in 1962. 10 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,041 It was no longer easy to go to England. 11 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,875 But the dream of settling down in England it always persisted. 12 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:25,000 WELCOME TO GRACE MARY HOSPITAL 13 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,250 Hey! 14 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:56,833 you can't smoke here 15 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:00,875 give me a lighter 16 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,000 You can't smoke here. 17 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:05,331 There is a smoke detector. 18 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Then get me out. 19 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:10,958 This is not allowed. 20 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:46,833 DO NOT SMOKE EMERGENCY EXIT 21 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:53,041 Keep your eyes open. 22 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:34,000 PATEL LAW FIRM EXPERT IN IMMIGRATION LAW 23 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,250 Patel! Where the hell is my visa? 24 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:41,375 Manu, I'm in a meeting. It is urgent. 25 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,125 More urgent than that? 26 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,291 Can you wait outside? 27 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,250 Manu, over here. 28 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:49,125 See, this is the door and... 29 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,125 Stop, Manu! 30 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,916 As a lawyer, I tell you 31 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,375 that your visa for India is difficult. 32 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,833 Pakistan, Singapore, China, Dubai... 33 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,375 name any neighboring country. 34 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,750 - I'll get you a visa one day. - Wait a minute. 35 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:07,508 If your wife would to go to Ahmedabad, 36 00:05:07,509 --> 00:05:09,583 would you buy a ticket to Islamabad? 37 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,125 The "best" lawyer in immigration law? Idiot! 38 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:14,375 You are an idiot! 39 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,875 I do everything I can. I need time! 40 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,250 Your case is a disaster. 41 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:22,708 I'm in this mess because of you! 42 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,125 Get out of here! 43 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,666 Where should I go? This is my office. 44 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:31,833 No one can help you go to India! 45 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:32,916 Trust me. 46 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,458 The infusion bag is empty. I'll get you another one. 47 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,250 Drink it yourself! 48 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,291 Only one man can help me to go to India 49 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:53,916 Who? 50 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:55,583 Hardy. 51 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:56,666 Hardy who? 52 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,666 Wait, that crazy soldier? 53 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,125 Are you still in touch with him? 54 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,415 The last time we met he was in court. 55 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:07,500 You were there too. 56 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,000 It was 25 years ago! 57 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:12,583 He might be dead and buried. 58 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:14,333 God forbid! 59 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,208 If you had me you would have a shred of honor get me his number 60 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:27,208 Welcome to the sports meeting of seniors from Laltu. 61 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:33,666 Runners in the 400 meter race i am... 62 00:06:33,916 --> 00:06:38,083 2020 Gold Medalist Mr. Sodhi, 63 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:43,541 Mr Dhingra, Mr. Gurpal Bhatia, 64 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:47,250 charming mr chawla, the refined Mr. Duggal. 65 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,750 And finally Laltu's pride, 66 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,625 the gold medal winner in the last two years 67 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:55,375 champion hardy singh! 68 00:06:55,666 --> 00:07:01,583 Hardy! Hardy! 69 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:06,875 Can Hardy take it out an ace up the sleeve? 70 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:12,083 I'm sorry. It's Hardy's phone. 71 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,750 At your places... 72 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:21,166 Hardy! Hardy! 73 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,125 Today... Get the hell off the phone! 74 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:26,291 One moment. It's a call from London. 75 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:28,583 Start... 76 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,375 Hardy participates in a race. Who's calling him? 77 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,083 Shut up man! 78 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,208 Quiet! 79 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:40,833 Hardy! 80 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:47,666 The race has begun! Mr. Sodhi has taken over! 81 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,208 One moment! Mr. Hardy surpassed Mr. Dhingra. 82 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,375 Hardy, it's Manu! 83 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,743 What a boy! A gem! 84 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:56,958 Use love like fuel to run! 85 00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:00,875 - "What a boy!", sigh the women! - Hardy! 86 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,458 - After creating it... - It's Manu! 87 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:08,166 The Lord made a bow Somehow I outdid myself! 88 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:12,208 Sodhi, your pants are falling off. It's a race, not a striptease! 89 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:16,208 Son of the Earth Always take a stand! 90 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:19,791 Friend for a friend Woe to an enemy! 91 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,375 - Ask for his heart and this prince - Hardy, it's Manu! 92 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:27,333 - He gives his life without blinking! - Hardy... 93 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:30,375 Hardy is about to tap out his ace up his sleeve! 94 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:34,291 Hardy, a call from London. It's Manu! 95 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:44,625 Hand! 96 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,500 give me the phone 97 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,083 Hello? 98 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,291 Manu? 99 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:54,833 Manu? 100 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:00,750 Ready, Manu? 101 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:04,958 what part of the world are you in? 102 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:08,000 I'm here... 103 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:09,958 in Laltu. 104 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:13,416 I thought of you. Don't you have hiccups? 105 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,541 Honey, acidity causes hiccups. 106 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,583 I have overcome the illusion that someone will miss me 107 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:21,208 Are you still mad? 108 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,000 We have to meet. 109 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:27,666 Why? Did your husband kick the bucket? 110 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,041 Want to hear the whole story over the phone? 111 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,625 Could you come to Dubai on the 21st? 112 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:37,541 Why would I do it? 113 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,458 I will tell you when we meet. 114 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,333 I will not come, mad woman. 115 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,166 I'm too old to waste time unnecessarily. 116 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:49,166 Why? Are you afraid of your wife? 117 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:53,791 Tell her your ex-girlfriend she was pulled on a string. 118 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:55,583 She needs you. 119 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:58,166 what do you mean by "pull the strings"? 120 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:03,041 Come on the 21st in Dubai... I will tell you personally. 121 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,250 I'll see you again. 122 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,958 Hello? do you have me, Manu? 123 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:11,791 How crazy! 124 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:16,416 Patel! Prepare three visas for Dubai. 125 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:17,666 Three? 126 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,291 Who are the other two? 127 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,375 PUNJAB TAILORING 128 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,833 Have you been discharged? I was coming to the hospital. 129 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,375 I spent money on these flowers. 130 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,208 I escaped from the hospital. 131 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,250 Are you coming to India? I'm going 132 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:39,833 Did you get your visa? 133 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,333 Yes, for Dubai. 134 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,583 What are we going to do there? 135 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,958 Will we see India from the Burj Khalifa? 136 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:47,291 Oxford Circus? 137 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,958 All right. Come in. 138 00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:50,823 I leave on the 21st. 139 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,916 if you want to come with me pack your bags 140 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,625 don't cry afterwards that you didn't come. 141 00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:58,250 But how do we go to India from Dubai? 142 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,833 Hardy comes to Dubai. he will find a way. 143 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,375 Our Hardy? 144 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:05,666 Coming to Dubai? 145 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,416 It's awesome! 146 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:17,083 PUNJAB TAILORING LONDON - ANOTHER 147 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,458 Sir, this arrangement reminds me of a dialogue from a famous movie: 148 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,041 "No offense, but you have no business sense. " 149 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:29,250 I would have paid 10,000 more, no problems for this store. 150 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:35,583 Son, you're the one who hasn't business sense. 151 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:40,333 If you had checked the reason for which I sell the shop, 152 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,416 you could have closed the deal 25,000 less. 153 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:46,666 Why are you selling it? 154 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:52,208 Because I'm going home, son. 155 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,833 Twenty five years... I lived in this city. 156 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,000 I worked here 157 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:09,208 I laughed, I cried, I made new friends. 158 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,500 It's time to say goodbye. 159 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:13,750 What's going on here? 160 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,291 I'm making a video... for the memories. 161 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,458 How cute! But you can't do it during working hours. 162 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,500 No, I finished my work. 163 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,666 Not. Your shift ends at 5:00 PM. 164 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,041 - 5:00 p.m. - It's 4:57 p.m., sir. 165 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,958 Exact! Three more minutes to clean up. 166 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:34,041 Find a dirty spot and clean it, wretched and dishonest immigrant. 167 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:35,916 Come on! 168 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,791 Stop it! 169 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,916 No, sir. There are two minutes left. 170 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,250 I'm cleaning a dirty spot, sir. 171 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,458 Hey! Where do you think you're going? 172 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,625 I'm going home. 173 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,166 Postal code 141021! 174 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,958 The garbage dump! 175 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,791 When will Hardy arrive in Dubai? 176 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,875 He said he wasn't coming. 177 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,958 No more jokes! I sold my shop. 178 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,250 I soaped up my boss! 179 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:40,583 Calm down! 180 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,250 I told him that I gave it to the bar. 181 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:47,833 - Then he will definitely come. - You can bet he will! 182 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,250 Put on a funny Indian movie. 183 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,333 Which of them? There are many. 184 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,041 Life has taken a U-turn. 185 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,250 Today we desperately want let's go to India. 186 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,208 25 years ago, I wanted to desperately to get to London. 187 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:17,125 Each of us had a problem. 188 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,750 Manu's problem was his house. 189 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,416 It was taken by moneylenders. 190 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,666 They lived in an annex. 191 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,541 They had to sell their goods to cope. 192 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,625 My problem was... my mother's pants. 193 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:37,916 Take your medication on time. 194 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,041 Since my father lost his job, 195 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:43,916 mom had to wear pants at work instead of the usual sari. 196 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,625 The elders of the village were coming every day to stare at her. 197 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,958 I had a mission in life. 198 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,625 To make money so that my mother to be able to retire. 199 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:59,875 Balli's problem was termination hum of the sewing machine. 200 00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,666 Take a break, have a cup of tea. 201 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,375 If the car stops, and our meals will stop. 202 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,041 They say money i can't buy happiness 203 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,375 But I can buy potato paratha! 204 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:14,791 I was doing any work for a decent meal. 205 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,833 Here! Pajamas of the best quality. 206 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,916 Why are you showing me? such large sizes? 207 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,208 Give me a smaller one. 208 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,500 For your life or your little finger? 209 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,916 THE CUSTOMER IS GOD 210 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Out! 211 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:30,625 Your pajama size it's not your problem 212 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,000 Why didn't you give him what he wanted? 213 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,750 She said, “The customer is God. 214 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:38,375 - Could I lie to God? - He's an idiot! 215 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,708 Give him a spoon! 216 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,333 Manu used to make paratha at Bobby's Kitchen. 217 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,708 Take care of customers. 218 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,125 WELCOME 219 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,250 What else should I do? 220 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,500 Shall I change his diaper? 221 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,458 Balli was a barber. 222 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,666 Do you want me to shorten it? 223 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,958 Can you make it longer? Come on! 224 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,291 Who is this idiot? 225 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,541 I'll take care of him. 226 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,375 Balli, do Mr. Khosla's hair. 227 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,583 Yes, tell me. 228 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,625 Khosla's Fist and Our Lives were similar. 229 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:28,896 No one could sit at his house. 230 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,083 Life was a mess. The only way out was... 231 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:34,958 England! 232 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,708 MAKE ENGLAND YOUR HOME 233 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,791 In Punjab, those with family abroad 234 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,375 they used to make airplanes out of concrete on their roofs. 235 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:48,083 We wanted this life too. 236 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,291 DREAM GUARANTEED CERTIFICATE OF THE IMMIGRATION SERVICE 237 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,708 Hello. Visa for which country? 238 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:01,916 London. 239 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,875 Do you have a university degree? 240 00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,416 Not. 241 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,166 Any property over two hectares? 242 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,166 Not. 243 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,166 A good bank account? 244 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,041 No, sir. 245 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,458 Consider it done. 246 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:19,666 Man! 247 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,666 Miss Catherine. British citizen. 248 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,958 She is in India. 249 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,875 A drug addict with no money. 250 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,916 He will marry for money 251 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,125 and will take you to London. 252 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,250 Once there, the roads split. 253 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,378 - I will marry her. - I will marry her. 254 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,208 How can you both marry her? 255 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:39,541 You marry her. I will get you a spousal visa. 256 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,541 I will get you a work visa. 257 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,500 I will get you a wife visa. 258 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,375 Don't ruin my friend's life with a drug addict. 259 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,416 It was decided. Husband for me, job for you. 260 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,958 - Give me the picture. - Silence! 261 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:58,916 Bachelor's Degree, second level... 262 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,750 What degree do you want? 263 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,240 Can I have a medical degree? 264 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,833 My mother's dream was to see me in a doctor's gown. 265 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,041 Consider it done. 266 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:09,958 How will I go? 267 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,750 Stuffed in their suitcase? 268 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,416 No, with a sports visa. 269 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:17,428 Indian women's wrestling team will go to the Olympics. 270 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,958 The coach is my friend. You will go as a second athlete. 271 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,416 How much will it cost us? 272 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,285 Five hundred thousand each. 273 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,125 Mr. 274 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,958 can you reduce the number 275 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,750 At how much? 276 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,500 - Five... - That's what I said. 277 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,166 A thousand. Five thousand. 278 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,333 By everyone! 279 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,750 The total will be 15,000! 280 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,625 Go to Nepal instead. No visa required. 281 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,250 Get out of here! 282 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,318 - Lunch break. - No problem. 283 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,291 We will find another agent. 284 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,541 - Manu, listen... - will call us back. 285 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,541 - Really? - But he doesn't... 286 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,541 He will do it. is here 287 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,083 What is your final offer? 288 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,333 LUNCH BREAK 289 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,916 - All I have is 5,000 rupees. - Disappear. 290 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,083 - I have 30,000 in the bank. - go away! 291 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,000 I have 150,000 in savings. 292 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,791 It's my mother's life savings. 293 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,583 If you guarantee me a visa, I will bring the money. 294 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,416 Bring the money tomorrow and I'll give you a receipt. 295 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500 - Is that okay? - Okay. 296 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,458 Ma'am, find a wrestling coach. 297 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,833 Learn some moves. 298 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,875 Don't look like you don't know the basic elements of fighting. 299 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,291 Where can I find a coach? 300 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,708 Go up. Quickly. 301 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:56,958 Friend... 302 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,333 - Damn it! - Go up quickly. 303 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,625 - Put the luggage inside! - Hey, don't push! 304 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,583 - I didn't push. - Yes, you did! It was a cyclone. 305 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,583 Put the bags inside. 306 00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,416 My gifts are scattered. 307 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,916 Then kill me for it! 308 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,708 - Kill you? And... - You are the leader 309 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,916 Of all minds 310 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,125 The one who holds India's destiny 311 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:23,000 Your name awakens hearts From Punjab, Sind, Gujarat and Maratha 312 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,708 From Dravida, Orissa and Bengal 313 00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:30,625 Echoes in the hills From the Vindhyas and the Himalayas 314 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,250 He joins the music Yamuna and Ganges 315 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,500 - And it is sung by the waves - Hold on. 316 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,833 From the Indian Ocean 317 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,500 They implore Your blessings 318 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,000 And sing Thy praises 319 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:49,166 Saving everyone It waits in Your hands 320 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,250 You are the one who holds the destiny of India 321 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:58,250 Victory, victory, victory! 322 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,791 Victory, victory, victory for you! 323 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,833 That day, a stranger set foot in Laltu. 324 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,750 Sir, wait please. 325 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,750 - It wasn't my fault. - Everything is fine. 326 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,458 The last dessert... have it. 327 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,625 He came looking for someone. 328 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,041 He had a recorder 329 00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:20,833 and an address - Bobby's Kitchen. 330 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:24,291 BOBY'S KITCHEN 331 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,750 There's an employee here with a tattoo of a cheetah on the arm? 332 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,166 Run fast! 333 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,416 I am new. Mr. Bobby knows him. 334 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:40,708 Wait for it. 335 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,415 - Greetings! May I stay here? - Greetings. 336 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,625 Manu, it's a fly in my buttermilk. 337 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,125 A fly! He won't drink too much of it. 338 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,791 Scoop it out with a spoon. 339 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,541 Just kidding! I'll give you another one. 340 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,541 - A whipped milk for table seven. - Hello. 341 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,791 Why are Dumb and Dumber here? 342 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,000 i'm here for me We have to leave at 14:00. 343 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,416 Where? 344 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:09,041 At the Wrestling Club. to find a coach for my visa. 345 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,083 Stupid illusionists! Who will take you to London? 346 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,833 I asked you yesterday and you nodded yes. 347 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,750 Now I shake my head no. 348 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,583 Who will work during rush hour? your father 349 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,416 - Don't involve my father in this. - What happens if I do? 350 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,666 Drive them away! Spill the whipped milk! 351 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,166 I paid for it. 352 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,541 So what? 353 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:34,000 Tables are for customers, not for friends of employees. 354 00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:35,291 Throw them out! 355 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,125 All right. 356 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,166 I resign. 357 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,875 I am now a customer and they are my friends. 358 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,833 Hurry, take our order. 359 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,583 Hey Bobby. 360 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,375 Salted lemon punch. Immediate! 361 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,833 I'll give it to you right away 362 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,333 what's up man 363 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:08,500 who the hell are you 364 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,041 Hardy Singh. 365 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,541 Accept my respects! 366 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,750 - Why are you attacking me? - In the army they say: 367 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:19,791 "Don't waste your time with a villain, strike him and seal his fate”. 368 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,957 The cane was to scare you, not to hit you. 369 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:24,333 Lie. 370 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,125 How do you know? 371 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:28,541 Because I know scumbags like you. 372 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,750 I can predict their movements. 373 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,208 I come back and... 374 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:33,458 he jumps on me 375 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,083 Hello! 376 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,708 My name is Manu Randhawa. 377 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,541 can you teach me wrestling 378 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:47,291 This move which is called "my respect". 379 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,500 please 380 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,833 i don't live here I came to meet someone. 381 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,500 I'm leaving by train tonight. 382 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,833 - Sir... - Mr. Scoundrel! 383 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:58,041 I'm looking for a man. he is a runner. 384 00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:02,041 he has a tattoo of a cheetah on the arm. Does he have an employee like this? 385 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,583 Are you looking for Mahinder? 386 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,041 Do you know him? where does he live 387 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,958 Come with me. 388 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,458 I'm so glad I met you. 389 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:14,333 How do you know Mahinder? 390 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,541 - I'm his sister. - Really? 391 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,666 That's awesome. 392 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,875 You have a huge house. 393 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,333 It is no longer ours. 394 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:30,750 I used to live here. 395 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,666 Now we live in an annex. 396 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,583 Come in. 397 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,083 Thank you. 398 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,250 This is mom and dad. 399 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,666 Hello. 400 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,910 - Greetings. - My respects! 401 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,207 - God bless you. - Please sit down. 402 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,125 I take the chair. 403 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,666 I'm Hardy. I am from Pathankot. 404 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,041 - Pathankot? - Yes. 405 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,846 One Hardayal Dhillon lives there. 406 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,458 - I am... - The miserable one! 407 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,500 The terrorists shot him in the street. 408 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:08,958 My son took him on his shoulder and took him to the hospital. 409 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:15,541 may i sit down sir 410 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:18,791 he gave up the selections from the Asian Games 411 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,583 to run to the hospital. 412 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,750 he stayed to take care of him. 413 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:27,875 He played some songs with his recorder. 414 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,250 Yes. 415 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,125 He left the recorder to the soldier. 416 00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:37,416 Yes, I brought it... 417 00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:41,958 A year has passed and the soldier didn't bother to return it! 418 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,750 Ungrateful bastard! 419 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,791 This ungrateful wretch he was in the hospital for a year. 420 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,833 I was discharged today and I came straight here. 421 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,708 To return your… 422 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:57,833 the recorder. Welcome. 423 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,166 It works perfectly. 424 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:02,791 Where is Mahinder? 425 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,166 My jaw was broken then. 426 00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:06,833 I couldn't speak. 427 00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:10,500 I want to give him a big hug and to thank him. 428 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,125 where is it 429 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,250 Tea. 430 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,416 It is good. 431 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,233 I'll definitely get some then. 432 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:27,708 He is the son of Mahinder. 433 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:29,958 This is his widow. 434 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,500 Returning from Pathankot my brother had an accident. 435 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:44,916 There was no one to take him to the hospital. 436 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,166 VILLA BILLA 437 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,541 This house was ours, not Billa's. 438 00:26:56,541 --> 00:27:00,000 My father's shop was burnt down during the 1984 riots. 439 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,666 He asked Billa for a loan to start again. 440 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,375 Then my brother's accident... 441 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:13,375 While I was at the funeral, Billa took our house. 442 00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:17,625 He said, “Pay the loan and you will get the house back! " 443 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,416 RANDHAWA VILLA 444 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,166 When they removed the plaque with the name of the house, 445 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,208 my father cried like a baby. 446 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,416 He said, "If my son were alive, 447 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,666 we would not have been in this situation. " 448 00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:34,708 I said: 449 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:39,083 “Your daughter is still alive. 450 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:41,976 I will earn and repay the loan. 451 00:27:42,416 --> 00:27:48,791 I promise to remove the board with the name of Billa. " 452 00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:56,333 So I have to go to London to earn enough money, 453 00:27:56,833 --> 00:28:01,375 to get my house back and put our name back on it. 454 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,750 That's all. 455 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,375 When do we start training? 456 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,541 Don't you have a train tonight? 457 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,000 I'm going to fool the railroads. 458 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,375 I have a ticket... 459 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,125 but I will not travel 460 00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:21,041 to save my life your brother missed the Asian Games. 461 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,666 I can definitely miss a train. 462 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,708 Only after you board on the plane to London... 463 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,583 I will take the train to Pathankot. 464 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,375 what are you saying 465 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,791 - Ready for class? - Done! 466 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:42,583 Down! 467 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,625 Beat your feet and shoulders. 468 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,083 Slap your face. 469 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,541 Not mine. 470 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 All right. 471 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,250 A neck thrust. 472 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:53,833 come here Again. 473 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:58,666 Skip all that, sir. Teach me the "My Respects" move. 474 00:28:58,875 --> 00:28:59,875 All right. 475 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,125 Give me your hand. 476 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,333 Squeeze your wrist. 477 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,041 Grab the arm. Position the foot. 478 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,458 - Will you come back? - Yes. 479 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:08,750 - Are you sure? - Yes. 480 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,916 - Are you ready? - Yes. 481 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,958 - My ass! - Don't laugh. Learn. 482 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:20,958 Don't worry. Manu, give me your hand. 483 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,500 are you ok 484 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:24,291 Try it yourself now. 485 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,666 take my hand 486 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,833 Hand! Not a handshake. 487 00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:32,083 Manu Randhawa has found his coach. 488 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,666 The visa is yours. 489 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,291 In a week he learned the "My Respects" movement. 490 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,833 THE BRIDE CATHERINE DANCES 491 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,583 Balli was about to get married with Catherine. 492 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,790 THE WEDDING OFficiant AND REGISTRY OFFICE 493 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:51,083 - Is Catherine here? - will be here shortly. 494 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:56,833 I went to get my visa as a doctor. 495 00:29:56,916 --> 00:29:59,000 VISAS AND IMMIGRATION IN THE UNITED KINGDOM 496 00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:02,916 So, doctor. 497 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,943 Do you specialize in nephrology? 498 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,083 Yes! 499 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,958 tell me - in the body, where are the kidneys located? 500 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:16,500 I... I say... 501 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,083 Here... 502 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,291 it is not possible. 503 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:27,750 Kidney to heart? Impossible! 504 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,083 This... 505 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,333 as everyone knows, it's the navel. 506 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,833 There is only one place left. 507 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,250 can i 508 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,208 The kidney is here! 509 00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,875 Doctor, the kidneys are in the back. 510 00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,291 Exactly where my hand is! 511 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:58,000 You're looking at the wrong hand! He messed up. 512 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,125 Focus on this hand. 513 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,290 VISA APPLICATION FORM 514 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,500 REJECTED 515 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,583 How did you get my wife's picture? 516 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,250 This is my wife...Jessica. 517 00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:20,916 - Catherine. - Jessica. 518 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,500 It's Catherine. 519 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,166 This is Jessica Sandhu. 520 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,916 - No! Catherine Kakkad. - Hey, what are you doing? 521 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,083 Calm down 522 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,875 why are you arguing on your wedding day? 523 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,541 he says my wife is his. 524 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,083 - What? - My Catherine. 525 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,291 This is my Diana! 526 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,375 my maria 527 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:38,291 my lisa 528 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,375 My Cynthia. 529 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,625 What a scam! 530 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,500 What a scam! 531 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,958 Deceived for good! 532 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,383 VISA GUARANTEE CERTIFIED IMMIGRATION SERVICE 533 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,791 I learned wrestling! Give me the visa... 534 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,458 Manu, we were deceived! 535 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,166 Catherine! 536 00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:11,875 Give me my money back, Manu. 537 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,233 Why should I give them back to you? 538 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,291 You found the agent. 539 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:20,583 I found it, I didn't give birth to it. 540 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:23,791 My mother worked as a slave in the factory to save this money. 541 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,875 will strangle me 542 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,958 must wear pants to go to the factory. 543 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:34,500 Of course! It cannot go empty. 544 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,958 My mother... naked? 545 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,333 Stop it. We will talk to your mother. 546 00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:45,791 I will go with you. 547 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,333 My mother will not forgive me. 548 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:48,878 let me try... 549 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,250 If I fail, I will keep the rope ready. 550 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,000 But first listen to my plan. 551 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:59,000 Hardy's plan was... Mrs. Mumtaz! 552 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,833 I had never heard of her before. He said: 553 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:08,583 "When there is a scam, ask Mumtaz to save you! " 554 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:12,375 Stop! My mother is going to hang me! 555 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,875 No, he'll hug you. 556 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,083 Mumtaz will keep you at bay. 557 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:22,791 give me that 558 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,250 Long live India! 559 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,708 - I have bad news. - Bad news? 560 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:29,250 Today, when Buggu left the mosque, 561 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,250 he was cheated! 562 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:35,375 You are wrong. It must be someone else. 563 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:37,457 Why should a Sikh boy to go to the mosque? 564 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:40,625 To marry Mumtaz. I should have told you 565 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:43,083 - Mumtaz? - Yes. 566 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,624 - he didn't tell me. - He probably only invited his friends. 567 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,166 Wait a minute. 568 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,291 Who is Mumtaz? 569 00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:53,708 A customer. Buggu fell in love with her. 570 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:56,083 Things that happen in a fitting room. 571 00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:00,000 - Her children got angry. - Mumtaz's children? 572 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,125 Two sons. A bit bigger than Buggu. 573 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,791 Beautiful boys. 574 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:06,500 How old is Mumtaz? 575 00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:07,708 60. 576 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:11,166 But it is very sexy! looks 50 years old. 577 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,250 - Listen! - Yes? 578 00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,000 - Where is Buggu? - In the hospital. 579 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:18,041 Mumtaz's children were furious! 580 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,666 They broke Buggu's back. 581 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,416 In three parts. So primitive! 582 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,583 My buggu is in a wheelchair! 583 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,791 But please calm down... 584 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:34,250 Mumtaz's ex-husband cleans in a hospital in Saudi Arabia. 585 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,250 said: 'Bring him for treatment'. 586 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,666 - There are very good facilities there. - True. 587 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:42,208 Shakeel also agreed. 588 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,000 who is shakeel 589 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,625 Second husband of Mumtaz. 590 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:46,708 is also there. 591 00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:49,250 It raises my blood pressure. 592 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,708 I will take care of her. 593 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,291 - I give him water. - God. 594 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:57,583 My boy has suffered so much in one day. 595 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:01,583 Worse, he didn't even get his visa. 596 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,125 To hell with the visa! 597 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,916 You lost 150,000 rupees. 598 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:10,708 With my son destroyed what else do I need the money for? 599 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:13,666 - Don't you regret losing the money? - No. 600 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:16,541 - Are you sure? - do I have to write it with my blood? 601 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,041 Definitely not. 602 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,625 Buggu, come on. 603 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,916 - I'm not coming. - Come in. 604 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,208 All right. 605 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,833 - Why the hell did you lie? - Part of it was true. 606 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,708 You lost 150,000 rupees. 607 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,458 But do the math... 608 00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:40,416 two ex-husbands, two grown children, back broken in three places... 609 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,833 or 150,000 rupees? 610 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,375 In the army they say: 611 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:50,000 "A great pain makes small pains fade. 612 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:55,333 The world has so much pain, that ours are small troubles. " 613 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:56,791 right? 614 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,750 Hug him, sir. 615 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:01,916 Dad, I'm sorry! 616 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,625 Buggu, my child. 617 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,041 Idiot! 618 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,833 Put an end to this nonsense forever. 619 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:24,475 Swear on your grandmother that you will never think 620 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,000 to go to England! 621 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:28,083 Take an oath! 622 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,375 Idiots! Why are you always swearing? in my name? 623 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:37,958 May my grandmother die if I, Buggu Lakhanpal, I'll think about it 624 00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,750 to go to London again. 625 00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:44,250 May the dead rest in peace. 626 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,833 Be like the deceased may he rest in peace. 627 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,250 Be like the deceased may he rest in peace. 628 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:54,666 May the dead rest in peace. 629 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,500 VISA FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM 630 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:58,333 50% DISCOUNT 631 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,291 Come back! 632 00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,541 - What? - Come back. 633 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,916 Banish the thought! 634 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:10,583 You swore on your grandmother. 635 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,458 She is already dead. 636 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,333 he cannot die again. 637 00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:18,458 Hey, I have to pee. 638 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,000 Hold it, I'll be right back. 639 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,250 It's easy. 640 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,500 did you catch it good 641 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:26,833 Buggy! 642 00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:28,583 is she dead 643 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:31,041 No, he's going for a walk. Just get some fresh air. 644 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,416 I was late for work. When will he return? 645 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,250 Takes a long pee. 646 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,083 Hold on. I'll bring it. 647 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:46,166 - But where... - stay with grandma. 648 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,458 We're going to get him. 649 00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,500 His pressure will rise again. 650 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,320 - We don't want a double funeral. - We'll bring him back here. 651 00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:54,166 Grandmother! 652 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,083 Buggu, your mother will kill you. 653 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,083 Who leaves a funeral? 654 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:02,625 - The visa is half price. Last day! - Shut your mouth. 655 00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:05,166 You have already been deceived trying to get a visa! 656 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:07,708 Want another scam? 657 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,625 What should we do? Shall we comb our baldness for the rest of our lives? 658 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,166 We were born poor, but we will not die poor. 659 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:17,375 Listen, I promised Manu to go to England. 660 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,400 I'll send you two there too. 661 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,791 The Soldier's Promise! 662 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,500 Listen to my plan. 663 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,375 There is an English language exam, IELTS. 664 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:31,125 Pass the exam and get a study visa for London! 665 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:32,750 Do you know English? 666 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,583 - Of course! I watch English movies. - Say something in English. 667 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:38,041 Get lost, you piece of shit!! 668 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,416 What does this mean? 669 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,041 Go away, you piece of garbage! 670 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,416 This is disgusting! 671 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,500 - Listen to this. - Yes. 672 00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:48,250 Let's rock the party, baby! Let's rock the party! 673 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,208 - Let's rock the party... Got it? - No. 674 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:55,291 Come on baby, let's rock the party! 675 00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,541 - I don't know English. - Okay. 676 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,833 But I understand that you don't know either. 677 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:02,833 You will have to learn it. 678 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,250 We will learn it. 679 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,166 How do you know about the study visa? 680 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,291 When you follow an agent for visa, 681 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,541 I asked the people in the houses with airplanes on their roofs. 682 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:18,875 They said the safest way to go in England it is a student visa. 683 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,125 Now you have to find out which one is the best English teacher from Laltu. 684 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,791 THINK LIKE THE ENGLISHMAN. SPEAK ENGLISH. WALK LIKE THE ENGLISH. 685 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:27,955 IELTS IS CHILD'S PLAY 686 00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:30,208 Birmingham, I'm coming too! 687 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,541 Birmingham, I'm coming! 688 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,250 Good morning, class! 689 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,375 WILL AND POWER 690 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:38,000 What beautiful weather today! 691 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,281 Meet our new friends! Mr Hardy... 692 00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,625 Hardy also enrolled in Geetu's class 693 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:47,583 to protect us from any tricks. 694 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791 Mr Geetu what is your full name for IELTS? 695 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,250 my mother asked. 696 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:56,541 you are studying for IELTS and you don't know the full name? 697 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,000 Someone enlighten his mother. 698 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,500 Yes, Mr. Sukhi. 699 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,125 Will we be asked this during the examination? 700 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,916 Who will ask for the name of the exam? 701 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,916 Then just teach us what they will ask us. 702 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,791 Mother let us waste time! 703 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,541 I'm only three months old. 704 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,958 Please! Teach us English fast! 705 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,208 Sir, I want to go to the bathroom. 706 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:26,375 The term "bathroom" in English refers to where you bathe, don't pee. 707 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:27,625 hold your urine 708 00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:35,041 where do you piss 709 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,125 Where do you go to pee? 710 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,750 Mr Geetu... the library! 711 00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:44,083 Laboratory. can i go please 712 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,583 Please hold your urine. 713 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,916 Toilet. 714 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:57,125 How many words do we remember? 715 00:40:57,625 --> 00:41:00,125 - Do you sing songs? - Yes, sir! 716 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,416 We remember hundreds of songs. How do we do it? 717 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:07,708 Put the words to a song and you will never forget them. 718 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,375 I want to go to the toilet! 719 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:13,083 I want to go to the toilet! 720 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,375 He wants to go to the toilet! 721 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,708 He wants to go to the toilet! 722 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,458 Change the gender. She wants to go to the toilet! 723 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:22,333 She wants to go to the toilet! 724 00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:25,250 Plural. We want to go to the toilet! 725 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:28,250 - We want to go to the toilet! - Future tense. 726 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,666 Shall I go to the toilet? 727 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:32,583 Shall I go to the toilet? 728 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:33,666 Sir! 729 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,791 I don't want to go to the toilet! 730 00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:40,250 I've already been to the toilet! 731 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,791 God! This is disgusting. 732 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:47,833 Yes Mr. Sukhi? 733 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,500 What is the problem? 734 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,166 How many words are in the vocabulary? 735 00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:55,125 About 200,000, maybe. 736 00:41:55,833 --> 00:42:01,208 We have to sing 2,000 songs a day to learn english in 90 days. 737 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:02,999 How is this possible? 738 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,875 By the way, how many songs am i in the world 739 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,625 Ask your mother! 740 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,916 Mr Sukhi... 741 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:17,708 What is his problem? He's always tense. Please find out. 742 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:23,166 In the military they say, “There are two ways to make someone confess". 743 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,208 One is to snap it. 744 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:29,916 The other... 745 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:32,875 It is to give him rum. 746 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:39,250 I want to go to the toilet! 747 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:43,041 We want to go to the toilet! 748 00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:45,875 We want to go to the toilet! 749 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:50,750 My wedding with Jassi was arranged. 750 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:56,416 The engagement ceremony was celebrated. 751 00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:03,416 Then her father Chaddha found Sheru Tidda. 752 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,375 A boy from London! 753 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,666 He cut my path. 754 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:16,416 He wouldn't let me see Jassi. 755 00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:19,750 Then what happened? 756 00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:21,875 What can I add? 757 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:24,833 Same old story. 758 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:29,958 The boys from London are picking us up our girls. 759 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,125 Exact! 760 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:32,708 Their wedding was arranged. 761 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:34,245 I snuck into the party. 762 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:38,875 To make a scene? 763 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,916 I would never make fun of it on my Jassi. 764 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,333 I went to see her one last time. 765 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,541 did you cry 766 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,541 if i had cried she would have cried too. 767 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:51,916 Her makeup would have been ruined. 768 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:54,916 So I held back my tears. 769 00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:59,458 But when her plane flew over my house, 770 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:04,666 I cried my eyes out. 771 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:13,333 - Why go to London now? - That Tidda monster beats her! 772 00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:15,333 He broke his eardrum! 773 00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:18,791 Jassi wrote to me: 774 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,000 “Sukhi save me…. 775 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,666 or i will die " 776 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,291 I told him: "I will come, at any cost." 777 00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:33,208 But my visa was rejected! 778 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,208 And then someone said: 779 00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:41,666 "Learn English. You will receive a student visa. " 780 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,125 And here I am learning it! 781 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:48,250 - I want to go to the toilet! - Sukhi, be careful! 782 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,416 Sukhi, you could hurt yourself. 783 00:44:50,541 --> 00:44:51,708 Standing. what's going on 784 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,582 How is it that Chaddha doesn't he save his daughter? 785 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,075 Hey Chaddha! 786 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:57,916 He doesn't even answer her calls. 787 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,416 Where does this Chaddha live? 788 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,291 On the other side of the temple. 789 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,875 Hey Chaddha! 790 00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:22,416 come out 791 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,625 Open the door! 792 00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:28,958 What is wrong with the Punjab boys 793 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:33,583 who are chasing grooms in london? 794 00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,916 if you hate us so much 795 00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:39,458 put a panel: 796 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:42,458 “Just boys from London for our daughters. 797 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,625 Local boys, go to hell! " 798 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,541 We swear to close our hearts! 799 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,625 But don't humiliate us. 800 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,541 I was on a horse as a groom... 801 00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:59,208 and my bride ran away with a boy from London. 802 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:03,125 I sat still on the horse. 803 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,833 A clown on a horse! 804 00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:17,250 Even today the world looks, to my house and say… 805 00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:22,791 "A clown lives here!" 806 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,541 Look at me! 807 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:30,625 The Clown of Pathankot! 808 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,250 Who says men don't suffer? 809 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,041 We suffer too. 810 00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:42,291 Men feel the pain too. 811 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,208 We have a heart, a liver, 812 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,333 kidneys. 813 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:50,750 I agree. but this wisdom it could wait until morning. 814 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:54,666 That bastard from London is beating your face 815 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,375 and you sleep peacefully? 816 00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,916 my girl? I don't have any girlfriend. 817 00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,541 Aren't you Chaddha? 818 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,041 Not. Chaddha is sitting there. 819 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:10,083 Give me back the rock! 820 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,250 How crazy. 821 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,000 Chadha! 822 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,458 Come out! 823 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,041 - Come on! - Sir... 824 00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:22,000 - Sir. - Sir... 825 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,291 - Come out! - Who is it? 826 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,333 - Open the door, Chaddha. - No. 827 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,500 - Run! Or turn on the lights. - Let's go. 828 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,583 Birmingham, here I come. 829 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,333 Birmingham, here I come. 830 00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:50,833 What a lovely weather today! 831 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,333 The IELTS exam consists of 4 tests. 832 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:56,041 reading, writing, I listen and talk. 833 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,833 The hardest is the oral test. 834 00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,086 the teacher can choose anything argument and say: 835 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,625 "Speak for 2 minutes." 836 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,250 Yes Mr. Sukhi? 837 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:10,541 I want to go to the lavatory. 838 00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,958 go 839 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,833 I don't want to go to the lavatory. 840 00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:16,208 Then why are you asking to go? 841 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:18,791 Because I only know these two English phrase. 842 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,125 It only takes two seconds. 843 00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:25,375 A two-minute monologue ask for 70 to 80 phrases. 844 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:27,041 How will we manage? 845 00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,416 With practice, dear son. 846 00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:31,541 Only speak to yourself in English. 847 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:34,041 wear your English clothes, watch english movies, 848 00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:37,500 and snore in English. 849 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,583 Shall we begin, Mr. Hardy? 850 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:46,041 Talk for two minutes about "The Roosters of the Punjab". 851 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:47,875 Roosters? 852 00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:51,208 Rooster is the male of the hen, 853 00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:54,291 Horse is the masculine form of horse, mare is feminine. 854 00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:59,500 In Hindi, we only change the ending to form the feminine... 855 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,750 It is very easy. 856 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:04,333 Why is English complicated? 857 00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,041 Have mercy on English… 858 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,875 don't simplify it. 859 00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:11,166 A language is needed for communication. 860 00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,333 Why are you opposed to simplicity? 861 00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:18,041 Vocabulary is required to communicate. 862 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,375 How you will understand a British citizen 863 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,375 that Mr. Pumpi's English is good, 864 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,291 that Mr. Buggu's is better 865 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:28,833 and that Mr. Geetu's is fabulous? 866 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,958 How will you do it without knowing the words, trick? 867 00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:35,125 I will communicate like this… 868 00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,666 Yes. 869 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,250 Pumpi's English, oye hoye. 870 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:45,500 Buggu's English, oye hoye hoye. 871 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:50,083 Geetu's English, oye hoye hoye! 872 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,458 Cute, isn't it? 873 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,083 What a clown! 874 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:07,833 A certified clown! 875 00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:26,666 A valuable clown! 876 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,208 Shut your mouth! 877 00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,875 Stop laughing. 878 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,583 he is not a clown. 879 00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:33,125 is here to learn. 880 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,050 can't speak english and so he broke it. 881 00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:37,833 is a master of fighting, in which he is never wrong. 882 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,291 You fight him in his class. 883 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:43,666 Maybe he's a clown, but don't make fun of him. 884 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,958 You will continue with patience to learn it. 885 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,833 That's what it means to be a good teacher. 886 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:50,125 Not like you! 887 00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,208 You are the clown! 888 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,375 You are all clowns! 889 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,166 With a final S, for the English plural! 890 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,291 To hell with his English. Let's go, sir. 891 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:10,250 THE QUEEN NEEDS YOU! 892 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:33,541 I was drained by your love I was drained by your love 893 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,791 Manu... I am a new person 894 00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:43,916 I will make my home in your heart A tornado won't sweep it away 895 00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:47,375 Manu... I am a new person 896 00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:54,916 I was free and carefree Until you suddenly came to me 897 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:59,000 I was doing so well Until I came here 898 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:04,291 I am exhausted, renewed 899 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,958 I am exhausted, renewed 900 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,625 Completely confused 901 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,125 In your love 902 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:15,083 I am dried, renewed 903 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,458 I am exhausted, renewed 904 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,125 Completely confused 905 00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:21,666 In your love 906 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:25,416 I am dried, renewed 907 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,041 I am exhausted, renewed 908 00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:30,666 Completely hijacked 909 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,208 In your love 910 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:35,875 In your love 911 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,541 In your love 912 00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:40,333 In your love 913 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,916 WATCH MOVIES, LEARN ENGLISH 914 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:45,582 STUDENTS FOR THE IELTS EXAMINATION LEARN ENGLISH 915 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:46,958 UNDER BIG BEN 916 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,250 Hey, take out the movie! 917 00:53:01,541 --> 00:53:03,208 - Why? - Wait. 918 00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:07,541 - Quiet, English students! - But... 919 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:08,750 Silence! 920 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,458 What's going on Manu? are you ok 921 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:17,041 Look at him! On his knees, asking her: 922 00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:18,778 "Will you marry me?" 923 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,208 That's respect! 924 00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:24,583 A suitor came to my house. 925 00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:26,500 he didn't bother to propose to me. 926 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,343 Instead, he went to my father and said: 927 00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,583 "Let's talk about the dowry." 928 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,625 I told the idiot, "Sure. 929 00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:35,291 How much can you pay?" 930 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,166 Did you ask him for a dowry? 931 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,875 What a reversal of roles! 932 00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:44,125 Look at that man - so respectful! 933 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:48,250 If a man proposes to you in such a romantic way... 934 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,875 how can a woman refuse? 935 00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,541 OK, start again. 936 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,375 Start from the bell phase. 937 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:06,541 I used to sleep like a log Now my mind is awake 938 00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,500 I stay awake and dream of you 939 00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,666 Why, why, Manu? 940 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:17,625 I used to be reserved Now I ask passers-by 941 00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:18,916 how is it going 942 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:23,000 Why, why, Manu? 943 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:28,916 The new emotion of my heart Bring up the good old question 944 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,649 How to act like a boy who are doing so well 945 00:54:31,650 --> 00:54:33,125 to stagger when he met you? 946 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,541 In your love 947 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:38,708 I am dried, renewed 948 00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:41,125 I am exhausted, renewed 949 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:43,750 Completely confused 950 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:46,083 In your love 951 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:49,166 I am dried, renewed 952 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:51,458 I am exhausted, renewed 953 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,208 Completely confused 954 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,625 In your love 955 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,625 I am dried, renewed 956 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:02,166 I am exhausted, renewed 957 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:04,708 Completely hijacked 958 00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,083 In your love 959 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,666 You are my earth, my sky 960 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:13,458 Without you, I don't exist 961 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,583 You became everything to me 962 00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:18,208 The deity I pray to The prayer I sing 963 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:23,291 Every day I pray with folded hands May your prayers come true 964 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,000 Although I fear you will go to foreign countries 965 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,500 And I will remain without you 966 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,041 Hand... 967 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:32,083 Hand... 968 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:35,083 Hand... 969 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,875 I'm afraid that... 970 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:42,625 I will stay 971 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:47,166 without you 972 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,333 Hand... 973 00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:53,500 Don't stare at me. 974 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:56,083 It's time to focus. 975 00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,226 Once we get the visa, you can stare at me as much as you want. 976 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,791 Birmingham here we come! 977 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,375 What beautiful weather today! 978 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,041 - What's going on? - Sir... 979 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:15,833 Give us an argument. 980 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,900 We have the 70 sentences in English! 981 00:56:17,901 --> 00:56:19,000 No one will fail. 982 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,750 The whole of Punjab will go to England! Put us to the test. 983 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,291 Good. 984 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,416 Mr Sukhi, talk for two minutes about… 985 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:28,666 Taj Mahal, in Agra. 986 00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:40,250 Sir, would you like to check my knowledge 987 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:41,791 Taj Mahal in Agra 988 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,166 or my ability Do you speak English? 989 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:45,666 My knowledge 990 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,832 about taj mahal in agra is limited… Taj Mahal in Agra. 991 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:50,666 ...but that of the English language is unlimited. 992 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,125 I know names 993 00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:53,541 first name, adjective, 994 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:54,625 verb, adverb, 995 00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:55,875 conjunction, colon, 996 00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:57,666 semicolon, comma and period. 997 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,791 I converse easily with any English person: 998 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,916 Prince Charles, his wife Diana, his mother-in-law Queen Elizabeth part II. 999 00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:06,000 I find it very annoying 1000 00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:09,666 that your organization trying to judge me 1001 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,541 for my knowledge about the Taj Mahal... Taj Mahal! 1002 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:14,750 ...but not for English grammar. 1003 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,291 I have to reconsider your rating system, 1004 00:57:17,375 --> 00:57:19,500 Because this is about English and not by 1005 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,416 Taj Mahal in Agra! Taj Mahal in Agra! 1006 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,750 - Geetu, come back. - Look behind you. 1007 00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,416 Regardless of the subject of the examination, 1008 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:40,916 That's the answer. 1009 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,166 Memorize it in its entirety. 1010 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,916 Replace the blank spaces with the subject. 1011 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:51,250 A hundred topics, a hundred questions, And just one answer. 1012 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,291 Whose idea was this? 1013 00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:54,958 To coach hardy, mr. 1014 00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:58,041 I told you he's not a clown. 1015 00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,416 Mr. Hardy. 1016 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,500 Yes, sir. 1017 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,625 Thank you! 1018 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,958 Memorize them in their entirety 1019 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,333 The exam will be child's play. 1020 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,375 Are they going to let us play the exam? 1021 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:13,041 "Child's play" means easy. 1022 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,666 Now go forth with confidence and tell yourself… 1023 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,291 Birmingham, here I come! 1024 00:58:28,458 --> 00:58:30,416 IELTS EXAMINATION CENTER 1025 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:33,708 can i see your papers please 1026 00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:35,083 Yes. 1027 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,750 It's child's play. 1028 00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:42,583 Thank you. 1029 00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,666 Pull up a chair. 1030 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:48,291 Pull, move the chair? 1031 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,500 okay? 1032 00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:03,500 Do I still move it? 1033 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:04,875 Shall I take him out? 1034 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,750 Give me a topic. I will speak for two minutes. 1035 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,458 Any subject. Say it. 1036 00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:13,208 There is no need. We will have a simple conversation. 1037 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:17,333 what did you eat for breakfast this morning? 1038 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:21,458 Today? I ate paratha. 1039 00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:24,250 Describe how you prepare it. 1040 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:25,666 In English. 1041 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:28,875 The parathas… 1042 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Stain… 1043 00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:33,083 In English. 1044 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:34,708 Potatoes… 1045 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:36,958 Potatoes… 1046 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,125 Water… 1047 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,416 Fire… 1048 00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,291 Potatoes inside. 1049 00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,375 Five minutes and the water starts to… 1050 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,208 Potatoes out. 1051 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,416 Mash the potato. 1052 00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,500 Then rotate. 1053 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,625 Combine potatoes. 1054 00:59:58,416 --> 00:59:59,666 Chicken in the oven. 1055 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,583 Two minutes, Paratha ready! 1056 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:03,458 Do you eat paratha every day? 1057 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,041 No, ma'am. 1058 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:06,541 Some days paratha, 1059 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,208 certain days… 1060 01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:12,291 What's his name? 1061 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,458 That round… 1062 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:26,688 I eat paratha everyday ma'am. 1063 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,000 I love parathas. 1064 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083 Parathas, with S… 1065 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:32,458 in the plural. 1066 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,500 I eat a lot of parathas. 1067 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:40,708 So, Mr. Kakkad, what is your favorite hobby 1068 01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:47,000 My favorite hobby... is rooster 1069 01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:49,708 To eat rooster. 1070 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:52,333 It's okay. 1071 01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:56,125 You can speak for two minutes about "eating the rooster"? 1072 01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,083 Two minutes? 1073 01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:05,166 Sir, you want to check my knowledge how to eat a rooster 1074 01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:09,750 or check my skills in english? 1075 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,208 My knowledge of eating roosters is limited, 1076 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:16,125 but that of the English language is unlimited. 1077 01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:18,291 I know noun, pronoun, verb, 1078 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:21,041 adjective, conjunction, semicolon, comma and period. 1079 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,208 I converse easily with any English person: 1080 01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:26,041 Prince Charles, his wife Diana, Queen Elizabeth part II. 1081 01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:28,500 I find it annoying that your organization 1082 01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,624 try to test my knowledge about how to eat roosters 1083 01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:31,916 and not English grammar! 1084 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:35,666 You must revise your rating system. 1085 01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:41,750 Because it's about English and not to eat roosters 1086 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:47,666 okay? 1087 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:49,666 It's okay. 1088 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,041 Can you tell me what's wrong in this sentence? 1089 01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,083 Sure. 1090 01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:58,333 "ester, 1091 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,208 M fat in the bar." 1092 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,041 Not! Absolutely not. 1093 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:13,291 My mom and dad don't go to bars. 1094 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,458 Dad walks a little. 1095 01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:19,958 Mom... no! Never! 1096 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:27,125 "ester in the bar." 1097 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:28,458 Her parents? 1098 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,083 And does your mother drink? Incredible! 1099 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:33,791 A toast to your mother! 1100 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,083 That's good to know. 1101 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:40,041 You are so honest... I'll tell you a secret. 1102 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:44,541 Yesterday I went to the bar. 1103 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,583 I was stressed for the exam. 1104 01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:48,583 So 30ml inside and all the stress out. 1105 01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:50,083 Thank you. 1106 01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:55,875 can you tell me about your family in two minutes? 1107 01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:00,750 Do you want to check my knowledge? about my family 1108 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:04,333 or check my skills in english? 1109 01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:07,833 Knowing my family is limited. 1110 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,041 - Limited? - Limited. 1111 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,166 I don't ask why Churchill's family 1112 01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:15,500 I'm asking about yours. You should know her. 1113 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:17,916 Again, for... two minutes. 1114 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:20,291 My... family? 1115 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:21,708 Two minutes? 1116 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:23,500 It's easy... I'll tell you. 1117 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:25,208 Mister… 1118 01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,583 Mister… 1119 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,708 my father… 1120 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,375 dead 1121 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,583 I'm so sorry. 1122 01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:35,208 my mother… 1123 01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:37,916 dead. 1124 01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,166 My mother's mother... dead. 1125 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,708 My father's mother... dead. 1126 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,208 All dead… 1127 01:03:49,041 --> 01:03:50,041 Dead. 1128 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:53,375 My mother's older sister… 1129 01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,541 Do you know, aunt? 1130 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,208 You know! 1131 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,333 Dead? 1132 01:03:58,625 --> 01:03:59,625 Dead. 1133 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,041 - How many more do I have to kill? - That's enough. 1134 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:06,666 Now you can leave. 1135 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,125 Sir, just a minute. 1136 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,875 I have 90 seconds left. 1137 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,832 We let the dead rest in peace. 1138 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:13,416 Hear the history of the living. 1139 01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:18,958 My only family is four crazy people what they want to go to London 1140 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,583 One of them is a girl, Manu. 1141 01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:24,250 Her life is full of troubles. 1142 01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:27,125 Learn English... fight... 1143 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,750 not for her, but for her family. 1144 01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:32,833 She takes on the world… 1145 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:36,208 for me! 1146 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,000 No one ever stood up for me. 1147 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:45,291 So she became my friend... 1148 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:46,875 - Really? - You. 1149 01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:49,875 The first girl left me on the wedding day. 1150 01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:55,291 I couldn't fall in love anymore. 1151 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,333 - You know how it is. - Yes. 1152 01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:59,958 - Love dries up, doesn't it? - I agree. 1153 01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:03,583 Years later, love blossomed again. 1154 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:08,250 And when will you tell him? When do we get to London? 1155 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,416 That's the plan! 1156 01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:13,458 At Big Ben, on my knees, i will give her the ring 1157 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:15,291 I will look her in the eye and ask her: 1158 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,333 "You will marry hard Singh" 1159 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,875 yes i want 1160 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,375 Sir, you must have loved too? 1161 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,375 - Yes, once. - Once? 1162 01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:28,958 Just once. 1163 01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:31,625 My destiny is in your hands. save me 1164 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,250 - What do you say? - Please, sir. 1165 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:36,416 I will name our first child after you. 1166 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,291 - What... - I promise. 1167 01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:40,500 what's your name tell me 1168 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:44,541 Vangipurapu Venkata Kuppu. 1169 01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,375 No problem. can you write it 1170 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,125 Consider it done. 1171 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:56,000 I consider our result as in "done"? 1172 01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:59,541 Are you tense Mr. Sukhi? 1173 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,208 Good question sir. 1174 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:05,125 Past or present, sir? 1175 01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:09,458 I'm just asking if you're restless. 1176 01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:15,125 Do you understand the word "anxious"? 1177 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:19,625 Stressed out? 1178 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,500 Nervous? 1179 01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,416 Terrified? 1180 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:26,375 Don't know any of these words? 1181 01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:29,041 No, sir. 1182 01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:33,416 Send me the next one. 1183 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:38,916 All right Mr. Sukhi. you can leave 1184 01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,041 go? No, sir. 1185 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,625 No... go. please 1186 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,375 You are done. Go away. 1187 01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:46,625 Wait a minute! 1188 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,208 Give me a two minute speaking test. From any subject. 1189 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,291 I will pass it, sir. 1190 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,041 How will you live in England? without knowing a word of English? 1191 01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:57,458 He lives here! Does he know a Punjabi word? 1192 01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:00,750 A British citizen like him he rejected my visa. 1193 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:05,000 He asked me about education, savings, Work... but for my needs! 1194 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:09,250 Explain to them... I won't sit there. 1195 01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:12,416 I don't want to live in England. 1196 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:16,333 From the airport to the house in Jassi… and back. 1197 01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:18,656 I won't stop either a sip of water. tell him! 1198 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:23,916 Don't stick to the rules. I understand how you feel. 1199 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,625 I was in London... the only hope... me! 1200 01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,083 Don't kill my hope, sir. 1201 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:31,375 please 1202 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:34,625 Please understand how I feel. 1203 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:42,000 Get the test results first IELTS were bar patrons. 1204 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:45,041 The merchants paid bribes to have them. 1205 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,333 Those promoted drank for joy. 1206 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:50,416 Those who failed drank even more to drown the pain 1207 01:07:50,791 --> 01:07:51,871 Sir, the results are here. 1208 01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:56,625 ENGLISH WINE STORE 1209 01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:03,958 Make way… Camels… Pumps… 1210 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:13,291 It must have been rejected! 1211 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,833 Balli is in shock, was rejected. 1212 01:08:22,416 --> 01:08:26,083 I don't think so, better check, must have been promoted. 1213 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:32,458 Make room! Move! 1214 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,666 Mr. Hard was right. 1215 01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,375 Balli has been promoted. 1216 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,333 We were not so lucky to pass out. 1217 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,250 We have all failed. 1218 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,916 The hum of the sewing machine in Balli's house… 1219 01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:54,332 was replaced by drumbeats to celebrate… 1220 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:56,375 Balli Kakkad goes to London! 1221 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,041 Balli Kakkad goes to London! 1222 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,916 Balli Kakkad goes to London! 1223 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:05,541 - Balli, come here. - Congratulations. 1224 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:08,500 Congratulations! Hold on. 1225 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,375 English opens doors to the world. 1226 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,000 And Geetu's course opens doors in England. 1227 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,958 Enter my course, Go to London. 1228 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,707 As happened to Balli Kakkad. 1229 01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:20,833 90% guaranteed results… 1230 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:23,750 Promoted or rejected? 1231 01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:26,583 Show also, the lists to those who were rejected. 1232 01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:28,036 My name is Sukhi Singh. 1233 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,458 I can't go to London because I was rejected. 1234 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,375 This is Manu Randha...rejected 1235 01:09:33,958 --> 01:09:35,666 - Buggu Lakhanpal... rejected! - What are you doing? 1236 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,416 Coach HARDY...rejected 1237 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:42,541 His videos make us dream and convince us to enroll in his course. 1238 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,265 Now sing: "What a lovely weather today". 1239 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:45,750 - Sukhi, hold this. - Friend... 1240 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,500 Our lives are in oblivion. 1241 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:49,625 Sukhi! 1242 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,041 While his business is thriving! 1243 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,500 - I asked for a loan for schooling! - Come with me. 1244 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,666 I have to go to London. 1245 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:58,916 - Tidda will kill Jassi. - Nothing will happen to him. 1246 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,958 Balli will see Jassi 1247 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:02,500 I gave him the address. 1248 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,750 Will put you in touch. 1249 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:06,875 Calm down 1250 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:08,875 Man, a little patience. 1251 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,333 - Go to the airport. - Yes. 1252 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,333 - Hold this. - Yes. 1253 01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:15,041 - Go or you'll miss your flight. - Yes. 1254 01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:18,208 As soon as you arrive, meet Jassi call 1255 01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:20,083 We are waiting at the public phone. 1256 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,625 - Hello! - Come back 1257 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:23,958 You damned… 1258 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,791 You knew we couldn't Learn English in 90 days! 1259 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,458 - What are you doing? - However, you made me… 1260 01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:31,958 - Sukhi! - Tell Jassi about my arrival. 1261 01:10:32,291 --> 01:10:34,750 - Cheater! - Enough, let's go! 1262 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Balli will meet Jassi tomorrow They will call us. 1263 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,916 SHERU TIDDA, 13 SILVERDALE, 411, REGENT AVENUE, LONDON 1264 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,083 It's not like you're staring at your phone you make it ring. 1265 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,041 When your name is London. I will let you know. 1266 01:10:58,333 --> 01:10:59,750 Go relax! 1267 01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,708 Sukhi. 1268 01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,208 Geetu, no arguments. 1269 01:11:21,791 --> 01:11:23,375 You threw this sandal here… 1270 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,166 but it hit me here. 1271 01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,916 Pack it up. 1272 01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:32,500 Go to London. 1273 01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,083 - And how? - Dunk. 1274 01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:38,708 Dunks? what is it 1275 01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:41,791 An alternative route which leads to London. 1276 01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:44,291 No visa. Illegal. 1277 01:11:44,791 --> 01:11:49,291 Across borders, jungles, The mountains, the oceans. 1278 01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:51,708 The Border Police can open fire. 1279 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:56,250 Chances of success are... 25%. 1280 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,708 Then why are you sending him to die? 1281 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:02,916 Staying here would 100% die! 1282 01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:04,958 Risk. 1283 01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,666 How much does it cost? 1284 01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,333 I already did it. 1285 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,541 Geetu Gulati, 1286 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,958 you are less of a cheater than it seems. 1287 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,291 - Thank you. - Sukhi! 1288 01:12:20,291 --> 01:12:22,375 London is calling you. Come! 1289 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,083 Run away! 1290 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:26,916 Tell Jassi that Sukhi is coming 1291 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,041 Jassi? 1292 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:33,458 I'm coming to London! 1293 01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:35,750 can you hear me 1294 01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:37,708 - Hello? - Look, Sukhi… 1295 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,250 where is jassi 1296 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:44,791 Jassi knew you were rejected 1297 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:49,041 He committed suicide. 1298 01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:54,791 Hello? Sukhi? 1299 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,333 Hello? 1300 01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:57,791 Sukhi? 1301 01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:00,708 Help me! 1302 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,833 Tidda beats me every day. 1303 01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,708 Sukhi, come to London to save me. 1304 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,000 Hello? 1305 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:17,041 why you ask 1306 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:22,625 Of this broken hearted soul? 1307 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,350 SUICIDE IS NOT A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEMS 1308 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:30,250 Why talk about bad luck 1309 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:35,916 And its price 1310 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:42,250 Why talk about bad luck 1311 01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:48,458 And its price… 1312 01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:55,375 why you ask 1313 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,291 - Sukhi! - Of this broken-hearted soul? 1314 01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:00,791 Sukhi! 1315 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:11,416 Tell my father I have a visa. 1316 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,500 my friend… 1317 01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:18,583 I'm about to meet... Jassi 1318 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:25,375 No other emotion 1319 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,083 If they don't suffer 1320 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:30,750 Sukhi! 1321 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:33,750 Sukhi! 1322 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:38,541 For this unceasing pain 1323 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:42,958 The end brings relief… 1324 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:52,375 For this unceasing pain The end brings relief 1325 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:58,541 Why do you ask about this soul? with a broken heart... 1326 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,666 Sukhi wanted to see Jessi 1327 01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:05,208 He was not allowed because he didn't speak English. 1328 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,666 the english they have led us for a century. 1329 01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:15,250 when they arrived I never asked them: 1330 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,250 "Do you know Hindi? 1331 01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:19,916 How's your vocabulary?" 1332 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:23,083 I never asked for an oral exam. 1333 01:15:24,083 --> 01:15:28,000 I have never tested them. How dare they ask this of us? 1334 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:31,333 Verb tenses, plurals... 1335 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,620 The rooster is the male of the rooster, hen is the feminine… 1336 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,578 Sukhi is dead with all this stuff in my head 1337 01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:40,041 Dead! 1338 01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:45,083 His dreams turned to ashes! 1339 01:15:58,875 --> 01:15:59,875 Manu… 1340 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:02,875 you will get your house back. 1341 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:07,291 Don't even think take your life 1342 01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:10,083 I will take you to England. 1343 01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:14,625 Buggu, I'm taking you all. 1344 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:19,166 We will scatter Sukhi's ashes alongside Jassi's 1345 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:23,625 We don't have a visa... but try to stop us! 1346 01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:25,416 We are going to England. 1347 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,458 Let's see who stops us. 1348 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,500 I decided. 1349 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:35,250 We will take the alternative route, the dunki route. 1350 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:36,791 Come here. 1351 01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,250 We will dunk. 1352 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:46,750 My native country says 1353 01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:53,666 Boy, don't leave 1354 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:58,000 But when you have no choice 1355 01:16:58,791 --> 01:17:05,500 You can't refuse 1356 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,416 Hardy seemed possessed. 1357 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:14,208 Sold house and land to pay agents, 1358 01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:15,791 and we started the journey. 1359 01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:20,833 Pumpi, Chameli and her brother Gulab they joined us. 1360 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:25,833 With backpacks full of dreams, I started the journey. 1361 01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:28,500 I will take you all the way to Pakistan. 1362 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:33,000 Another agent will take you in a truck in Iran, crossing Afghanistan. 1363 01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:35,791 Once in Iran, you will take a train to Turkey. 1364 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:37,315 Finally, by sea to London. 1365 01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:41,708 Will we go through China? I would like to see her. 1366 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:45,583 Ignore it. 1367 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:47,833 Give me the numbers of all the agents. 1368 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:51,666 - Sure, they're all here. - All right. 1369 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,083 Get in the boat. 1370 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:54,375 A moment. 1371 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:56,541 One last look. 1372 01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,458 I wonder if I'll ever come back. 1373 01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:05,000 Goodbye sweet homeland We will be back soon 1374 01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:10,791 And we'll talk from midnight Until noon 1375 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:16,541 Goodbye sweet homeland We will be back soon 1376 01:18:16,666 --> 01:18:22,208 And we'll talk from midnight Until noon 1377 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:28,291 Your rain-scented land I'm taking him with me 1378 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:33,833 With your memories I wove a song 1379 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:39,666 A handkerchief of clouds I put it around my head 1380 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:44,708 A blanket of your memories It still warms me now 1381 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:45,666 what is it 1382 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:50,708 In your hands I put my heart back 1383 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,416 It stays there Even if we break up 1384 01:18:56,875 --> 01:19:01,208 Goodbye sweet homeland We will be back soon 1385 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:04,541 - Stop the boat. - And we'll talk from midnight 1386 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:08,375 - Until noon - It's a watchtower. 1387 01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:12,958 He wasn't there a month ago. 1388 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,250 We have to go back. 1389 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,166 Not at all! 1390 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:22,541 - The boat doesn't go any further. - But we do. 1391 01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:23,708 And how? 1392 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,916 We walk underwater all night. 1393 01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:25,083 In the morning we arrive in Pakistan. 1394 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,625 Don't ever do that again. 1395 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:56,875 What? 1396 01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:02,625 Don't hold your breath for mine. 1397 01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:09,250 Everything is fine. 1398 01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,166 Everything is fine. 1399 01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:17,083 Let's go to the next agent. 1400 01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:19,541 How far is London? 1401 01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,083 You won't succeed if you think about it. 1402 01:22:24,916 --> 01:22:27,458 Think about what awaits you. 1403 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:29,375 Look. 1404 01:22:33,291 --> 01:22:37,791 In just six months, Balli bought a house and a car. 1405 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,708 Pumpi, Chameli and Gulab reached the top. 1406 01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:43,583 Get the luggage. 1407 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:03,750 A phrase from your story 1408 01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:07,250 I don't ask to be anything else 1409 01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:12,166 In your breaks 1410 01:23:12,291 --> 01:23:15,583 Give me a thought 1411 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:20,416 Your destiny is my destiny 1412 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:23,625 my friend 1413 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:28,583 In the shelter of your arms 1414 01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,000 End my journey 1415 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:41,166 my love 1416 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:47,083 My heart will remain true I will always be there for you 1417 01:23:47,416 --> 01:23:53,250 my love 1418 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:57,541 my love… 1419 01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:03,625 My heart will remain true I will always be there for you 1420 01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:06,791 my love… 1421 01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:10,396 Means of transport have changed and the journey continued… 1422 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:15,791 Bullets and bombs they were always heard. 1423 01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:23,666 It lasted two months 1424 01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:28,041 to cross Afghanistan and arrives in Iran. 1425 01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,208 Come, quickly! 1426 01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:35,041 Before! 1427 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,791 Come on, quick! 1428 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:50,666 I crossed the desert for two days to take the train to Turkey. 1429 01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,208 Look forward, keep going. 1430 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,083 Stop it! 1431 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,458 - Okay. - No. 1432 01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:37,166 Go ahead. 1433 01:25:37,375 --> 01:25:40,375 Pumpi, Cameli, Gulab... stop It will kill you. 1434 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:41,375 Sir! 1435 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:43,291 - Sit down! - No, please. 1436 01:25:43,541 --> 01:25:45,041 - Sit down. - No, please. 1437 01:26:08,791 --> 01:26:09,791 Quick! 1438 01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:19,458 Run away! 1439 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:34,666 Camels! 1440 01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:39,041 Camels! Open your eyes! 1441 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,291 Get up, Camels! 1442 01:27:45,916 --> 01:27:46,916 Not. 1443 01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:50,208 come 1444 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,958 - Sir, no, I don't want to. - We're all going to die. 1445 01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,125 - Move. - No. 1446 01:27:56,208 --> 01:27:57,083 - Buggu… - Sir... 1447 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:58,166 - Let's go. - Sir... 1448 01:27:58,208 --> 01:27:59,208 Enough! 1449 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,166 Boss. 1450 01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:54,791 Hey, leave me alone! 1451 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,390 Let my boss go or I kill him! 1452 01:30:12,583 --> 01:30:14,791 - Drop the gun! - He's going to kill me! 1453 01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:18,250 Throw it away! 1454 01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:20,750 save me 1455 01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:22,041 I shoot him! 1456 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:23,125 Hey! 1457 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,583 It's gonna kill me. 1458 01:30:28,666 --> 01:30:30,750 Good. 1459 01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:42,125 Come on, Manu. 1460 01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:47,541 Manu, let's go. 1461 01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:49,250 Move, Manu. 1462 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,750 - Sir... - Get up. Stay with her. 1463 01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:57,958 Manu. 1464 01:30:58,083 --> 01:30:59,333 - Come on, come on. - Manu... 1465 01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:00,625 are you ok 1466 01:31:11,375 --> 01:31:16,583 Goodbye sweet homeland 1467 01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:23,583 We will be back soon 1468 01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:30,333 And we'll talk from midnight 1469 01:31:31,541 --> 01:31:37,708 Until noon 1470 01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:43,833 Goodbye sweet homeland 1471 01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:49,541 We will be back soon 1472 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:02,166 Fix your hair. 1473 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:09,166 ok no need you look good too. 1474 01:32:20,416 --> 01:32:21,625 Everything is fine. 1475 01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:25,375 It's okay. 1476 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,708 I do it for my house. 1477 01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:33,875 why are you risking your life? 1478 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:35,323 Because I'm crazy about you. 1479 01:32:36,541 --> 01:32:38,041 Don't you see? 1480 01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:41,375 Since? 1481 01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:44,833 Since you fought for me in class. 1482 01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:46,666 why didn't you tell me 1483 01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:50,750 You told me not to stare at you and to focus. 1484 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:53,208 - Now I'm concentrating. - And until when? 1485 01:32:53,541 --> 01:32:56,375 Only as far as London. 1486 01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,791 At Big Ben, 1487 01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:00,666 to the bells... 1488 01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:07,791 Then I won't concentrate anymore. 1489 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:12,250 In the shelter of your arms 1490 01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:15,666 Nothing can replace 1491 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:20,750 my only home 1492 01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:24,125 Now it's your hug 1493 01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:28,875 my love 1494 01:33:28,958 --> 01:33:33,125 my love… 1495 01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:39,125 My heart will remain true I will always be there for you 1496 01:33:39,416 --> 01:33:45,250 my love 1497 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:49,500 my love… 1498 01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:56,541 My heart will remain true I will always be there for you 1499 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,708 When I entered in containers for England, 1500 01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:03,916 we hoped we could breathe easy. 1501 01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,083 But there every breath was torture. 1502 01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:11,625 We were locked up for 27 days. 1503 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,833 It was like living in a canal. 1504 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,500 Only hope gave us strength... 1505 01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:24,458 England 1506 01:34:24,541 --> 01:34:25,416 London. 1507 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:32,333 The saga of this journey ends 1508 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:41,625 All the pain and suffering 1509 01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:49,833 Sweet homeland... 1510 01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:57,518 To heal us, we will get back to you soon 1511 01:34:57,519 --> 01:34:58,708 Come on! 1512 01:35:00,583 --> 01:35:05,073 And we'll talk from midnight until noon. 1513 01:35:05,074 --> 01:35:07,416 Quick, let's go! 1514 01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:11,291 Sweet homeland 1515 01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:12,625 Get up, quick! 1516 01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:15,625 - Sweet homeland! - Get up. 1517 01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:17,000 Quick! 1518 01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,083 - Sweet homeland! - Come on! 1519 01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:21,708 Before! 1520 01:35:21,791 --> 01:35:23,083 - Go away! - Come on! 1521 01:35:23,166 --> 01:35:24,208 Over there! 1522 01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:25,166 Go! 1523 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,250 Over there. 1524 01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:32,911 We are out of danger. 1525 01:35:36,166 --> 01:35:37,166 where are we 1526 01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:38,750 It's not like London. 1527 01:35:39,666 --> 01:35:42,958 The cheater brought us to Africa! 1528 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:44,750 Look there. 1529 01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:47,041 Those people… 1530 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,583 Wait a minute. 1531 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,208 Madam… 1532 01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:58,541 What country... is this? 1533 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:03,166 He is a Husk Siberian Hus 1534 01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:04,666 Not the dog. 1535 01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:09,541 This... What country is this? 1536 01:36:09,791 --> 01:36:11,875 If nothing has changed, it should be England. 1537 01:36:12,166 --> 01:36:13,208 London! 1538 01:36:13,458 --> 01:36:16,250 - I arrived in London! - We are here! 1539 01:36:16,791 --> 01:36:19,791 - We are here! - We are here! 1540 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,750 - London! - We are here! 1541 01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,958 These aliens are very annoying. 1542 01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:29,541 It made me a stranger! My mother used to say the same thing. 1543 01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:33,625 - Look at you! - "My son looks like an alien." 1544 01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:34,708 Exact! 1545 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,666 - I arrived in London! - London! 1546 01:36:39,250 --> 01:36:43,958 - I made it! London! - London! 1547 01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:50,750 I can't see Big Ben. 1548 01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:22,083 Sir! 1549 01:37:22,708 --> 01:37:23,625 The man is! 1550 01:37:23,708 --> 01:37:27,500 Balli is famous! They made a statue of him. 1551 01:37:28,833 --> 01:37:30,500 What Culture! 1552 01:37:30,666 --> 01:37:34,583 We do not dedicate statues to foreigners. 1553 01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:36,375 What Culture! 1554 01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:40,708 There are offers! 1555 01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:43,333 It is not heard from us. 1556 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,916 What Culture! 1557 01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:55,083 They even reproduced the smell from Balli's armpits. 1558 01:37:55,166 --> 01:37:57,916 What a meticulous Culture! 1559 01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:06,708 balls? 1560 01:38:06,791 --> 01:38:07,791 Mr. 1561 01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:09,458 Mr. 1562 01:38:11,375 --> 01:38:13,583 - Are you begging? - Sir, no. 1563 01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:22,500 - Can beggars buy a house? - Shut up! 1564 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:26,041 You are on rent. How much do you pay? 1565 01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:29,041 You also have privacy! 1566 01:38:30,333 --> 01:38:31,333 Get in. 1567 01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:37,166 - Isn't it too intimate? - Silence! 1568 01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:38,500 - Hey, Balli. - How are you? 1569 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:44,333 They all came illegally… from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh. 1570 01:38:44,666 --> 01:38:46,541 We split the rent. 1571 01:38:46,916 --> 01:38:50,166 I'm from my city. 1572 01:38:50,541 --> 01:38:54,541 They will stay here until they find a place. 1573 01:39:01,041 --> 01:39:02,541 You have a study visa. 1574 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,500 Why are you living this life? 1575 01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:08,416 Without university, it's a lie. 1576 01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,041 It's jail if they find out. 1577 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:19,958 - Come here. - Yes, sir? 1578 01:39:23,208 --> 01:39:24,208 where is this house 1579 01:39:26,875 --> 01:39:30,000 where is the car where is it 1580 01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:33,875 These photos attract others misled. 1581 01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:35,858 People are losing their lives at the borders. 1582 01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:40,708 Send real photos… with you begging 1583 01:39:43,083 --> 01:39:44,083 It's okay. 1584 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:46,410 I will send actual photos. 1585 01:39:47,041 --> 01:39:49,361 My mother will be ecstatic knowing that his son begs for alms! 1586 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,458 I earn 20 pounds a day. 1587 01:39:52,708 --> 01:39:53,988 That's six hundred a month. 1588 01:39:54,416 --> 01:39:56,541 I hold a hundred and I send the rest to my mother. 1589 01:39:57,041 --> 01:39:59,458 My mother thinks I'm the king of London. 1590 01:40:00,166 --> 01:40:03,458 Now when he sews take tea breaks. 1591 01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:04,916 She says… 1592 01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:12,041 this is because of our relatives listen to her when she talks. 1593 01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:13,916 Because I live in London. 1594 01:40:15,125 --> 01:40:16,958 I should destroy this with a picture? 1595 01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:21,208 No one sends real photos. 1596 01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:24,541 If they knew we were cleaning the toilets, 1597 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:26,916 our money would stink. 1598 01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:29,000 He wouldn't touch them. 1599 01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:33,166 listen… 1600 01:40:33,333 --> 01:40:36,458 I came here to have a life better but it didn't work. 1601 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,350 But at least my family is better. 1602 01:40:39,666 --> 01:40:42,083 What life did I have anyway? 1603 01:40:42,916 --> 01:40:44,625 I was combing the bald spots. 1604 01:40:45,041 --> 01:40:46,333 don't hit me 1605 01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:50,208 The police! Hit me...but inside. 1606 01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:53,500 - Stop it. - The police! 1607 01:40:53,958 --> 01:40:54,833 come here 1608 01:40:54,916 --> 01:40:57,791 It was not the London I dreamed of. 1609 01:40:58,458 --> 01:41:01,958 There was only one bathroom for twenty people. 1610 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:09,000 Every day, a truck he was coming to get labor. 1611 01:41:09,708 --> 01:41:11,458 Take the strongest. 1612 01:41:12,083 --> 01:41:14,041 The weak were thrown away. 1613 01:41:14,791 --> 01:41:15,916 Hello, Good evening. 1614 01:41:16,083 --> 01:41:17,625 It's not that there was no work. 1615 01:41:17,875 --> 01:41:18,875 It was work. 1616 01:41:20,375 --> 01:41:21,916 I was selling porn movies 1617 01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:25,708 and I was cleaning in shops and baths. 1618 01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:30,416 But the main work it was avoiding the police. 1619 01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:32,875 The police 1620 01:42:32,791 --> 01:42:33,791 Come on, Manu. 1621 01:42:34,416 --> 01:42:35,416 Yes, Let's go! 1622 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:37,416 where are we going 1623 01:42:38,083 --> 01:42:39,208 Let's go back to India. 1624 01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:42,916 Are we going back to India? What does this mean? 1625 01:42:43,625 --> 01:42:45,958 This is not as we thought. 1626 01:42:47,750 --> 01:42:50,416 If you get sick, you can't go to the doctor. 1627 01:42:51,083 --> 01:42:53,583 If I bully you, you can't go to the police. 1628 01:42:53,708 --> 01:42:58,291 No bank account, no driver's license... Because we have no papers. 1629 01:42:59,416 --> 01:43:02,166 We don't exist for them! 1630 01:43:02,875 --> 01:43:04,666 We will always be illegals on this earth. 1631 01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:06,083 Why? 1632 01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:08,291 They did not produce this place in a factory? 1633 01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:10,983 This earth belongs to God. 1634 01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:13,375 It belongs to us as much as to them. 1635 01:43:14,166 --> 01:43:17,208 They created the limits! Our land, your land. 1636 01:43:17,833 --> 01:43:20,166 We are here because they came to us. 1637 01:43:20,458 --> 01:43:22,166 They looted our country for years! 1638 01:43:22,833 --> 01:43:24,958 What else did I come here for? 1639 01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:32,625 We risked our lives to come here we can't go back 1640 01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:36,125 Now this is our city! 1641 01:43:36,208 --> 01:43:38,583 In our city it should not let's sleep at the cemetery. 1642 01:43:39,750 --> 01:43:43,708 Many would welcome us into their homes. 1643 01:43:44,125 --> 01:43:45,565 Why suffer such humiliation? 1644 01:43:47,833 --> 01:43:51,375 Give me a reason to stay, Manu. 1645 01:43:55,041 --> 01:43:56,041 I'll give you a reason. 1646 01:44:00,958 --> 01:44:01,958 stay for me 1647 01:44:05,041 --> 01:44:06,166 you are my man 1648 01:44:07,291 --> 01:44:08,791 I want to spend my life with you. 1649 01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:13,708 stay 1650 01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:21,500 From that moment on, Hardy did not talked about coming back to India. 1651 01:44:22,208 --> 01:44:24,768 He inquired about legal avenues to be able to stay in England. 1652 01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,750 One day, he got a lawyer. 1653 01:44:28,291 --> 01:44:29,375 Puru Patel. 1654 01:44:30,041 --> 01:44:32,625 There are three ways to obtain citizenship… 1655 01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:35,458 Buying, pleading or marrying. 1656 01:44:36,708 --> 01:44:37,708 "Purchase". 1657 01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:42,458 Invest a million pounds and I give you residence. 1658 01:44:42,791 --> 01:44:46,000 If we had that money, we would not have arrived illegally. 1659 01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,791 - The second? - "Plead". 1660 01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:51,291 Request political asylum. 1661 01:44:51,416 --> 01:44:53,666 - What is it? - Refuge. 1662 01:44:54,125 --> 01:44:56,541 England offers you refuge. 1663 01:44:56,833 --> 01:44:59,083 Refuge from whom? 1664 01:44:59,208 --> 01:45:00,250 From India. 1665 01:45:01,708 --> 01:45:05,333 We could say that you are activists in India. 1666 01:45:05,750 --> 01:45:11,208 During a protest, the government burned Sukhi alive. 1667 01:45:11,791 --> 01:45:14,541 You could say that too you risk your life. 1668 01:45:14,958 --> 01:45:17,416 England they wouldn't deny you political asylum. 1669 01:45:17,666 --> 01:45:18,708 The third solution? 1670 01:45:19,208 --> 01:45:21,375 What's wrong with the second one? 1671 01:45:22,208 --> 01:45:23,916 My country did not kill Sukhi. 1672 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:25,916 Why should I lie? 1673 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:28,583 Your statement doesn't end on TV. 1674 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,875 It will end up in a trash can, who cares? 1675 01:45:32,375 --> 01:45:35,041 I'm a soldier, I care. 1676 01:45:35,291 --> 01:45:36,971 Then there is the third solution: "marriage". 1677 01:45:37,458 --> 01:45:41,625 Marry a passport holder British and divorce after two years. 1678 01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:43,540 what is happening if the bride does not appear at the altar? 1679 01:45:43,541 --> 01:45:45,250 - Catherine didn't show up... - That's enough. 1680 01:45:45,333 --> 01:45:47,133 - Balli, leave it alone. - Not a bride. A groom! 1681 01:45:47,250 --> 01:45:49,291 Hey, bald head! 1682 01:45:51,166 --> 01:45:53,750 It doesn't cost much, £5,000. 1683 01:45:53,916 --> 01:45:57,541 A thousand now, the rest later divorce decree. 1684 01:45:57,625 --> 01:45:58,644 But is it legal here? 1685 01:45:58,645 --> 01:46:01,041 A man to marry with another man? 1686 01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:03,083 I'm getting in. 1687 01:46:03,458 --> 01:46:06,333 I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Manu. 1688 01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:12,750 Not. 1689 01:46:14,541 --> 01:46:15,708 Another solution? 1690 01:46:15,791 --> 01:46:19,708 Manu, once regularized 1691 01:46:19,916 --> 01:46:23,625 you can get married with the man you love. 1692 01:46:24,083 --> 01:46:29,375 and that's how you both will live legally... happily ever after. 1693 01:46:32,708 --> 01:46:35,500 forget about him you don't have to live together. 1694 01:46:37,833 --> 01:46:39,875 So I book a church? 1695 01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:52,875 You are willing, on this path what is marriage 1696 01:46:52,958 --> 01:46:57,208 to love and honor each other each other for life? 1697 01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:59,000 Yes. 1698 01:46:59,750 --> 01:47:00,750 Yes. 1699 01:47:01,458 --> 01:47:03,500 In the name of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 1700 01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:06,583 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1701 01:47:07,500 --> 01:47:09,291 The groom can kiss the bride. 1702 01:47:23,916 --> 01:47:26,541 Why not a kiss on the go? Why does it have to be on the mouth? 1703 01:47:27,083 --> 01:47:28,750 I kill you! 1704 01:47:29,083 --> 01:47:30,291 I kill you! 1705 01:47:39,208 --> 01:47:41,583 How dare you touch her! 1706 01:47:42,333 --> 01:47:43,333 What's going on Manu? 1707 01:47:43,458 --> 01:47:46,166 - He wanted to kiss me on the mouth. - By mouth? 1708 01:47:46,291 --> 01:47:47,291 By mouth? 1709 01:47:56,791 --> 01:47:58,958 Patel told me to kiss her. 1710 01:47:59,208 --> 01:48:00,250 Hardy arrives 1711 01:48:01,458 --> 01:48:04,083 no kiss the wedding will look fake. 1712 01:48:04,375 --> 01:48:08,250 I didn't say he had to go on a honeymoon and have children. 1713 01:48:08,375 --> 01:48:11,416 It's just a kiss for proof! 1714 01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:12,500 what's the problem 1715 01:48:12,833 --> 01:48:17,541 As a lawyer, I advised to kiss the bride. 1716 01:48:17,833 --> 01:48:18,708 By mouth? 1717 01:48:18,833 --> 01:48:19,833 As a lawyer. 1718 01:48:22,291 --> 01:48:23,541 Stinky fish! 1719 01:48:23,625 --> 01:48:26,125 It is an English custom. 1720 01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:28,500 I agree that it is wrong, but what can i do? 1721 01:48:28,625 --> 01:48:30,125 The priest asked him. 1722 01:48:31,875 --> 01:48:33,416 - By mouth? - Ask him. 1723 01:48:34,041 --> 01:48:35,041 Don't move! 1724 01:48:38,291 --> 01:48:39,416 Stop it! 1725 01:48:40,583 --> 01:48:41,583 Open the door! 1726 01:48:41,791 --> 01:48:43,916 Did you tell him to kiss her on the mouth? 1727 01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:47,250 You think I allow that Junkie to touch Manu? 1728 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:48,750 Hello? The police? 1729 01:48:48,833 --> 01:48:51,208 I'll arrange you all! 1730 01:48:54,041 --> 01:48:55,458 I'm her man! 1731 01:49:08,333 --> 01:49:09,958 God, I praise you! 1732 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:20,000 Hello, police. 1733 01:49:22,375 --> 01:49:23,375 Quiet! 1734 01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:26,333 Wait, why are you arresting me? 1735 01:49:26,541 --> 01:49:29,375 Because we have reason to think that it is a fake marriage. 1736 01:49:29,583 --> 01:49:32,541 No... it's for love. 1737 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,000 i love him 1738 01:49:35,083 --> 01:49:36,291 How long have you known each other? 1739 01:49:39,666 --> 01:49:41,583 - Five… - Five years. 1740 01:49:41,916 --> 01:49:42,958 What is his mother's name? 1741 01:49:44,250 --> 01:49:45,250 Mommy 1742 01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:48,500 I call her Mami out of respect 1743 01:49:48,666 --> 01:49:50,708 - Michelle. - Michelle, Mommy 1744 01:49:51,333 --> 01:49:52,916 My Father's name is Donald. 1745 01:49:53,416 --> 01:49:56,000 Donald Papi is out of respect 1746 01:49:56,458 --> 01:49:58,291 Why not, come with me 1747 01:50:02,875 --> 01:50:04,083 what car do you drive 1748 01:50:04,708 --> 01:50:06,416 I don't have a car. 1749 01:50:07,750 --> 01:50:08,958 What color is his car? 1750 01:50:13,041 --> 01:50:14,416 I sit inside it. 1751 01:50:14,541 --> 01:50:16,381 How could I know what color is the exterior? 1752 01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,750 Let's go. 1753 01:50:51,833 --> 01:50:52,833 Sorry. 1754 01:50:54,958 --> 01:50:57,125 IMMIGRANT DETENTION CENTER 1755 01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:13,333 I know you love each other, but… 1756 01:51:13,541 --> 01:51:17,375 a kiss would have made you legal. 1757 01:51:20,041 --> 01:51:21,708 But what is wrong is wrong. 1758 01:51:21,916 --> 01:51:23,291 And now? 1759 01:51:23,916 --> 01:51:28,458 If the marriage didn't work out, we use death. 1760 01:51:28,625 --> 01:51:30,208 Okay, let's use death! 1761 01:51:30,500 --> 01:51:31,375 Quiet. 1762 01:51:31,458 --> 01:51:32,750 Death? 1763 01:51:32,875 --> 01:51:36,625 I will bring Sukhi's ashes to the court. 1764 01:51:36,958 --> 01:51:39,875 The judge will be impressed. 1765 01:51:40,333 --> 01:51:43,250 He will ask if you are in danger and if you want political asylum. 1766 01:51:43,541 --> 01:51:45,708 You just have to say yes. 1767 01:51:46,250 --> 01:51:49,333 - Will it work? - One hundred percent! 1768 01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:52,708 But don't wrestling with the judge 1769 01:51:53,875 --> 01:51:55,958 He doesn't want to kiss Manu. 1770 01:52:07,541 --> 01:52:10,666 Come on, turn the judge on. 1771 01:52:10,750 --> 01:52:12,208 - Let's go. - Yes. 1772 01:52:12,333 --> 01:52:13,875 - come on. - Yes, sir. 1773 01:52:14,208 --> 01:52:16,958 Remember, three words: "I want political asylum". 1774 01:52:18,833 --> 01:52:20,916 Mr Hardy Singh 1775 01:52:28,375 --> 01:52:29,583 Please put on the headphones. 1776 01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:32,125 Sure. 1777 01:52:32,833 --> 01:52:34,583 Mr. Dhillon, what is this? 1778 01:52:35,041 --> 01:52:36,041 "What is that?" 1779 01:52:37,375 --> 01:52:40,250 It is the ashes of my friend Sukhi. 1780 01:52:40,708 --> 01:52:42,916 "Ash... by m fri friend Sukhi." 1781 01:52:43,791 --> 01:52:45,583 Areou 1782 01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:47,708 Life under threat inour 1783 01:52:48,041 --> 01:52:49,625 "Is your life in danger in your country? 1784 01:52:49,916 --> 01:52:51,125 Are you requesting political asylum?" 1785 01:52:52,416 --> 01:52:53,416 No, Your Honor. 1786 01:52:54,375 --> 01:52:56,208 I am not in danger in my country. 1787 01:53:00,125 --> 01:53:02,083 Then why did he come in this country illegal? 1788 01:53:02,958 --> 01:53:04,333 I couldn't get a visa. 1789 01:53:04,875 --> 01:53:06,833 Why don't you grant visas? 1790 01:53:07,958 --> 01:53:11,000 You use German cars and oil from Saudi Arabia. 1791 01:53:11,250 --> 01:53:14,791 Eat Italian pizza. Sip Sri Lankan tea. 1792 01:53:15,250 --> 01:53:16,791 Wear shirts from India. 1793 01:53:17,375 --> 01:53:19,333 If you allow entry of foreign goods, 1794 01:53:20,625 --> 01:53:22,541 why don't you allow entry of human beings? 1795 01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:25,458 It's not that we don't allow it the entry of foreigners into the country, 1796 01:53:25,541 --> 01:53:28,541 we just need obtaining the visa legally. 1797 01:53:28,791 --> 01:53:33,083 If not, he could enter terrorists and other criminals. 1798 01:53:33,291 --> 01:53:35,583 Dunkers commit no crime. 1799 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,541 They fear deportation, 1800 01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:41,458 they try to keep a low profile for fear of the police. 1801 01:53:42,041 --> 01:53:43,333 They are not terrorists. 1802 01:53:44,291 --> 01:53:45,541 Terrorists come to kill. 1803 01:53:47,000 --> 01:53:48,083 Dunkers come to live. 1804 01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:50,500 I'm coming for food. 1805 01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:54,208 You only think of your people, Mr. Le Dhillon. 1806 01:53:54,625 --> 01:53:57,875 There are over 500,000 immigrants illegal in this country. 1807 01:53:58,250 --> 01:54:00,684 Do you have any idea about the thousands of jobs 1808 01:54:00,685 --> 01:54:02,166 taken from our people? 1809 01:54:03,333 --> 01:54:06,000 Let me contradict you. You are wrong. 1810 01:54:07,083 --> 01:54:10,458 Immigrants create jobs, they don't diminish it. 1811 01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:14,791 To feed 500,000 people many restaurants are needed. 1812 01:54:15,541 --> 01:54:18,583 To dress you, many tailors are needed 1813 01:54:18,666 --> 01:54:20,986 It takes a lot of barbers to cut their hair. 1814 01:54:21,750 --> 01:54:24,666 Besides, they do the work which you despise. 1815 01:54:25,166 --> 01:54:28,250 It cleans your drains and your waste. 1816 01:54:29,666 --> 01:54:32,000 If you deport 500,000, 1817 01:54:33,583 --> 01:54:35,343 your country will eventually collapse. 1818 01:54:35,458 --> 01:54:38,708 So you suggest to open the borders. 1819 01:54:39,041 --> 01:54:41,666 Your borders are always open. 1820 01:54:41,875 --> 01:54:43,708 Investing a million, you can settle here. 1821 01:54:44,541 --> 01:54:46,582 Borders only serve to keep out poor people. 1822 01:54:46,583 --> 01:54:49,791 According to the law, we can offer political asylum 1823 01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,750 only in case of war and persecution. 1824 01:54:52,708 --> 01:54:54,916 Not in case of poverty. 1825 01:54:55,750 --> 01:55:00,875 What is the difference between death bullet and malnutrition? 1826 01:55:01,666 --> 01:55:02,666 It's death anyway 1827 01:55:03,958 --> 01:55:08,625 This is my friend Sukhi. 1828 01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:13,166 He wanted a visa to bring her back home on Jassi 1829 01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:15,833 His need was ignored. 1830 01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,348 Please read the legislative requirements. 1831 01:55:20,625 --> 01:55:21,625 He's dead. 1832 01:55:25,750 --> 01:55:29,416 it caught fire in front of my eyes… 1833 01:55:30,250 --> 01:55:33,666 sprinkled with kerosene… 1834 01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:46,541 In winter, birds migrate from Russia to Punab… 1835 01:55:47,625 --> 01:55:48,625 without a visa. 1836 01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:52,375 Our birds do not flock in court... 1837 01:55:53,500 --> 01:55:56,750 knowing their houses are frozen 1838 01:55:57,125 --> 01:55:58,958 and that he would die if he stayed there. 1839 01:56:00,083 --> 01:56:02,500 Why do human beings not understand this? 1840 01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:08,875 People are forced to leave their homes own house of necessity. 1841 01:56:09,458 --> 01:56:12,541 No one would want to leave the family, friends and country of origin 1842 01:56:13,041 --> 01:56:14,958 just to risk getting caught at the border. 1843 01:56:21,208 --> 01:56:22,208 listen… 1844 01:56:22,625 --> 01:56:26,583 I can offer you the opportunity to remain legal 1845 01:56:27,083 --> 01:56:32,333 only if you tell me you are at risk in your country. 1846 01:56:36,458 --> 01:56:39,583 So a judge encourages lying in front of the court! 1847 01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,500 No, Your Honor. 1848 01:56:42,791 --> 01:56:44,458 I am not at risk in my country. 1849 01:56:45,333 --> 01:56:49,291 we talk about my homeland I will not insult her to stay here. 1850 01:56:52,583 --> 01:56:53,583 You are the judge. 1851 01:56:55,625 --> 01:56:57,291 Ensure justice. 1852 01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:10,458 Mr. Dhillon, I have no pleasure in what I am about to tell you. 1853 01:57:12,583 --> 01:57:13,708 This court orders 1854 01:57:13,791 --> 01:57:17,208 that Mr. Hardy Singh to be deported to India. 1855 01:57:34,625 --> 01:57:35,625 Long live India! 1856 01:57:36,708 --> 01:57:40,666 Your friend is an extraordinary man, but if you want to stay in this country, 1857 01:57:40,750 --> 01:57:44,291 I advise you not to follow his example. 1858 01:57:44,916 --> 01:57:49,208 I would like to hear it now Miss Manu Randha Rand 1859 01:57:55,708 --> 01:57:56,708 Come on, Manu. 1860 01:57:56,750 --> 01:57:58,125 Let's go home. 1861 01:57:58,791 --> 01:58:00,708 where is my house 1862 01:58:02,625 --> 01:58:04,041 I'm here to take it back. 1863 01:58:06,083 --> 01:58:07,208 Miss Randha Rand… 1864 01:58:15,333 --> 01:58:16,458 Miss Randha Rand 1865 01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:37,500 Miss Randha Rand are you in danger in your country? 1866 01:58:42,791 --> 01:58:44,125 Are you applying for political asylum? 1867 01:58:48,208 --> 01:58:49,368 Yes, grant me political asylum. 1868 01:58:51,166 --> 01:58:52,166 Please. 1869 01:59:39,958 --> 01:59:41,083 Hardy 1870 02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:05,333 I will miss you so much. 1871 02:00:08,125 --> 02:00:09,541 Take care of yourself. 1872 02:00:19,958 --> 02:00:25,166 I won't question it The reason you left 1873 02:00:25,916 --> 02:00:31,166 I don't doubt it The reason you left 1874 02:00:31,625 --> 02:00:37,125 But every day I will pray that you will come back 1875 02:00:37,708 --> 02:00:43,125 But every day I will pray that you will come back 1876 02:00:43,583 --> 02:00:49,291 Any evidence God Get in my way 1877 02:00:49,541 --> 02:00:55,125 Any evidence God Get in my way 1878 02:00:55,416 --> 02:01:00,958 It won't let me accept it your departure 1879 02:01:01,291 --> 02:01:06,916 It won't let me accept it your departure 1880 02:01:07,291 --> 02:01:13,041 Every day I wait with hope 1881 02:01:13,291 --> 02:01:18,958 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1882 02:01:19,166 --> 02:01:25,000 Until the last breath in the chest As long as death is before Me 1883 02:01:25,166 --> 02:01:28,083 Every day I wait with hope 1884 02:01:28,166 --> 02:01:30,791 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1885 02:01:31,041 --> 02:01:36,791 Every day I wait with hope 1886 02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:43,208 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1887 02:01:54,708 --> 02:02:00,291 So much time will pass I'll pretend a minute will be 1888 02:02:00,708 --> 02:02:06,250 While I wait for a lifetime… together with you 1889 02:02:06,625 --> 02:02:12,166 I might not make it To see my reflection 1890 02:02:12,541 --> 02:02:18,250 But I will always see you Even in the crowd 1891 02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:24,125 Every day I wait with hope 1892 02:02:24,250 --> 02:02:30,166 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1893 02:02:30,333 --> 02:02:35,916 Every day I wait with hope 1894 02:02:36,250 --> 02:02:41,958 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1895 02:02:42,166 --> 02:02:48,000 Until the last breath in the chest As long as death is before Me 1896 02:02:48,166 --> 02:02:53,750 Every day I wait with hope 1897 02:02:53,958 --> 02:02:56,791 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1898 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,750 Every day I wait with hope 1899 02:02:59,916 --> 02:03:03,083 By the lonely road Who took you from me 1900 02:03:03,166 --> 02:03:05,333 Hardy 1901 02:03:05,458 --> 02:03:06,500 Sir! 1902 02:03:06,625 --> 02:03:08,500 Hardy 1903 02:03:17,500 --> 02:03:20,375 l What a lovely weather today! 1904 02:03:21,458 --> 02:03:23,750 Come here! 1905 02:03:31,875 --> 02:03:35,250 Why didn't you come to India? Why Dubai? 1906 02:03:35,541 --> 02:03:37,541 - I didn't get a visa. - How so? 1907 02:03:37,833 --> 02:03:40,291 As refugees, we could not leave England. 1908 02:03:40,416 --> 02:03:44,666 Last year finally I had citizenship... 1909 02:03:44,750 --> 02:03:45,750 Well. 1910 02:03:46,083 --> 02:03:47,833 ... but the Indian Embassy refused our visa. 1911 02:03:47,916 --> 02:03:49,208 And why? 1912 02:03:49,375 --> 02:03:50,833 They said: 1913 02:03:51,166 --> 02:03:56,041 "You admitted that you are in danger in India to get asylum… 1914 02:03:56,166 --> 02:03:58,708 - Yes, the asylum thing. - why would you want to go back?" 1915 02:03:59,000 --> 02:04:02,541 London is a closed chapter, it's time to go home 1916 02:04:02,625 --> 02:04:06,916 What about your families? You married? 1917 02:04:07,166 --> 02:04:08,291 Say. 1918 02:04:08,375 --> 02:04:09,375 - Tell me. - Sir... 1919 02:04:09,875 --> 02:04:12,166 - I married a German woman. - Great! 1920 02:04:12,250 --> 02:04:14,666 I got divorced because of my height. 1921 02:04:14,875 --> 02:04:16,041 For stature? 1922 02:04:16,625 --> 02:04:18,958 he said my height it was too low. 1923 02:04:19,041 --> 02:04:21,333 It wasn't about height, and only to your intelligence. 1924 02:04:21,458 --> 02:04:25,625 - Yes, it was something vile. - No doubt you have something low. 1925 02:04:25,958 --> 02:04:29,208 - Are you alone? - No. 1926 02:04:29,333 --> 02:04:31,583 - It's the man! - I have the phone and the charger. 1927 02:04:31,708 --> 02:04:33,000 We are a happy trio. 1928 02:04:37,208 --> 02:04:39,041 And where is your J? 1929 02:04:39,458 --> 02:04:42,166 - Who? - Your husband! 1930 02:04:42,875 --> 02:04:44,791 Son of Sukarma and Santokh J 1931 02:04:45,291 --> 02:04:48,666 Brother of Sonia and Simran Sim The name on the wedding invitation. 1932 02:04:48,916 --> 02:04:50,333 where is j 1933 02:04:58,458 --> 02:04:59,500 Is he dead? 1934 02:05:03,291 --> 02:05:04,166 Not. 1935 02:05:04,291 --> 02:05:06,833 Did that bastard leave you? 1936 02:05:11,250 --> 02:05:12,625 You! did you leave him 1937 02:05:15,708 --> 02:05:16,708 Not? 1938 02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:22,000 You never married! 1939 02:05:23,500 --> 02:05:24,625 How crazy! 1940 02:05:25,625 --> 02:05:27,916 You have printed just an invitation... for me! 1941 02:05:28,083 --> 02:05:29,833 If I hadn't, would you get married 1942 02:05:29,916 --> 02:05:30,916 I don't know. 1943 02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:32,916 You've been waiting for me all your life. 1944 02:05:33,083 --> 02:05:34,875 I was too attractive to look at. 1945 02:05:36,375 --> 02:05:39,000 how is your wife 1946 02:05:39,125 --> 02:05:41,583 - Let's leave it alone. - He can never be sexier than me 1947 02:05:41,666 --> 02:05:43,208 So... what do you do? 1948 02:05:43,375 --> 02:05:46,541 There is a possibility of a visa or do we have to do another dunki? 1949 02:05:46,916 --> 02:05:48,500 - We are being harassed. - It will be done. 1950 02:05:48,625 --> 02:05:50,305 It might take a while six to eight months. 1951 02:05:50,375 --> 02:05:52,791 Then come in six months. 1952 02:05:53,166 --> 02:05:54,458 what's the rush 1953 02:05:54,833 --> 02:05:55,833 Are you going to die? 1954 02:05:57,375 --> 02:05:58,375 Yes. 1955 02:05:59,833 --> 02:06:00,833 What? 1956 02:06:07,375 --> 02:06:08,958 The doctor gave me a month. 1957 02:06:11,041 --> 02:06:12,500 I escaped from the hospital. 1958 02:06:19,708 --> 02:06:22,375 - What do you have? - Tumor. 1959 02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:25,583 To the brain. 1960 02:06:32,333 --> 02:06:33,333 reach. 1961 02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:35,000 Leave me alone. 1962 02:06:36,458 --> 02:06:37,458 let me… 1963 02:06:38,625 --> 02:06:39,625 Sir? 1964 02:06:40,666 --> 02:06:41,666 Wait. 1965 02:06:42,958 --> 02:06:45,375 He's a soldier. It wants to download. 1966 02:07:09,541 --> 02:07:10,541 Reach. 1967 02:07:13,625 --> 02:07:18,708 My father posted on the gate name tag? 1968 02:07:19,166 --> 02:07:20,583 "Villa Randha Rand" 1969 02:07:20,958 --> 02:07:21,958 No 1970 02:07:22,750 --> 02:07:23,916 He put another thing. 1971 02:07:24,958 --> 02:07:27,166 I put something on your roof too. 1972 02:07:28,708 --> 02:07:30,958 - An airplane? - No. 1973 02:07:32,708 --> 02:07:33,708 then what? 1974 02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:37,625 Come and see for yourself. 1975 02:07:42,125 --> 02:07:43,125 Take me home then. 1976 02:07:45,666 --> 02:07:49,875 Twenty-five years have passed since I don't hug my parents. 1977 02:07:51,791 --> 02:07:54,041 And I can't see the house I bought. 1978 02:07:55,125 --> 02:07:57,916 - I don't want to die among strangers. - No... 1979 02:07:58,791 --> 02:08:01,458 I want to die in my country surrounded by my family. 1980 02:08:04,041 --> 02:08:05,291 I'll take you home. 1981 02:08:07,041 --> 02:08:09,375 You will celebrate Diali 1982 02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:11,458 Dunki again? 1983 02:08:12,375 --> 02:08:14,791 At your age, old lady? 1984 02:08:15,125 --> 02:08:16,625 I'll take you by plane. 1985 02:08:20,625 --> 02:08:21,625 i will do it 1986 02:08:22,708 --> 02:08:24,250 No visa? How will you do that? 1987 02:08:26,041 --> 02:08:29,291 - Well. The Soldier's Promise. - Yes, sure. 1988 02:08:35,166 --> 02:08:36,333 - Ready? - Done. 1989 02:08:36,583 --> 02:08:38,333 Hardy did you meet Manu? 1990 02:08:38,416 --> 02:08:42,500 Yes, I have to bring her home. I need your help. 1991 02:08:42,625 --> 02:08:43,708 tell me 1992 02:08:43,791 --> 02:08:45,916 Do you know a dunki agent here in Dubai? 1993 02:08:46,708 --> 02:08:47,583 Bakir. 1994 02:08:47,666 --> 02:08:49,083 Is it reliable? 1995 02:08:49,625 --> 02:08:53,625 There are no trusted agents, but meet him anyway. 1996 02:08:53,708 --> 02:08:56,583 Send me the things. I am sending you the list. 1997 02:08:56,750 --> 02:08:59,000 Hardy good luck 1998 02:09:03,625 --> 02:09:06,041 Between 500 meters you will reach your destination. 1999 02:09:09,208 --> 02:09:10,208 Turn right. 2000 02:09:14,208 --> 02:09:15,833 You have reached your destination. 2001 02:09:23,333 --> 02:09:24,333 Hardy 2002 02:09:26,041 --> 02:09:27,041 Bakir? 2003 02:09:27,333 --> 02:09:28,583 Geetu called me. 2004 02:09:29,375 --> 02:09:31,041 What can I help you with? 2005 02:09:31,333 --> 02:09:33,000 I have to bring people to India. 2006 02:09:33,416 --> 02:09:35,250 - Do they have a visa? - No. 2007 02:09:35,625 --> 02:09:37,625 - Indian passport? - No. 2008 02:09:37,833 --> 02:09:38,833 Money? 2009 02:09:41,166 --> 02:09:42,166 Yes. 2010 02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:44,000 Consider it done. 2011 02:09:47,666 --> 02:09:50,958 There is a container from Jeddah he goes to India. 2012 02:09:51,041 --> 02:09:52,750 It lasts five days. 2013 02:09:53,333 --> 02:09:56,416 We disembark at Bhuj 2014 02:09:57,125 --> 02:10:00,375 From there, we go to Laltu. 2015 02:10:01,666 --> 02:10:03,291 See who it is. 2016 02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:04,500 Mr. Hardy? 2017 02:10:06,541 --> 02:10:08,083 A package from Geetu! 2018 02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:11,500 what is this 2019 02:10:11,708 --> 02:10:14,500 Indian clothes. 2020 02:10:15,083 --> 02:10:17,500 With the "Made in India" label. 2021 02:10:18,458 --> 02:10:20,666 Newspapers of Punab 2022 02:10:20,750 --> 02:10:21,833 Put them in your bag. 2023 02:10:22,083 --> 02:10:26,166 Get rid of English SIM cards and mobile phones. 2024 02:10:26,916 --> 02:10:29,458 Here are the Indian ones, keep them tight. 2025 02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:31,740 Kutch is a frontier area. 2026 02:10:31,875 --> 02:10:35,541 If they stop us, we have to appear tourists from Punab 2027 02:10:35,666 --> 02:10:39,625 You promised me a plane ride. 2028 02:10:39,916 --> 02:10:41,958 It's another dunki! 2029 02:10:56,000 --> 02:10:57,458 SAUDI ARABIA 2030 02:11:17,500 --> 02:11:20,166 Give Bakir the British passports. 2031 02:11:20,291 --> 02:11:22,000 - They will burn them. - And why? 2032 02:11:22,083 --> 02:11:25,333 If they stop us, they don't have to or proof that you are British. 2033 02:11:28,083 --> 02:11:30,041 Come on in! 2034 02:11:31,375 --> 02:11:32,375 In. 2035 02:11:32,500 --> 02:11:33,541 - Balls. - Give me your hand. 2036 02:11:33,958 --> 02:11:35,625 Enter. 2037 02:11:37,541 --> 02:11:38,541 Slender. 2038 02:11:40,625 --> 02:11:41,708 Let's go. 2039 02:11:41,791 --> 02:11:43,333 - Get the supplies. - I'm here. 2040 02:11:48,458 --> 02:11:49,833 Take them. 2041 02:11:53,958 --> 02:11:55,833 That's food for four days! 2042 02:11:56,000 --> 02:11:57,125 Four days? 2043 02:11:59,208 --> 02:12:01,083 It lasts two weeks let's get to London. 2044 02:12:03,750 --> 02:12:05,875 Two weeks until London? 2045 02:12:06,875 --> 02:12:08,291 We are not going to London! 2046 02:12:09,000 --> 02:12:12,083 It's a scam! The container is wrong! 2047 02:12:13,666 --> 02:12:15,375 - Bakir, open the door! - Hey! 2048 02:12:16,833 --> 02:12:18,000 you can leave 2049 02:12:19,750 --> 02:12:21,416 - Call Bakir. - yes 2050 02:12:21,750 --> 02:12:23,500 - I do. - Call him. 2051 02:12:28,291 --> 02:12:29,541 He hung up. 2052 02:12:29,666 --> 02:12:30,666 What? 2053 02:12:30,916 --> 02:12:32,125 Now what do we do? 2054 02:12:38,958 --> 02:12:39,958 Omar Abbasi. 2055 02:12:40,250 --> 02:12:42,570 What is the compensation for the complaint of illegal immigrants? 2056 02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:45,000 where should it come from? 2057 02:12:45,416 --> 02:12:46,416 In the port of Jeddah 2058 02:12:47,416 --> 02:12:48,416 It's okay. 2059 02:12:52,125 --> 02:12:53,416 JEDDAH POLICE STATION 2060 02:12:59,875 --> 02:13:02,541 We are in the wrong container, put us down! 2061 02:13:03,291 --> 02:13:04,625 Open! 2062 02:13:14,458 --> 02:13:16,375 Stop the truck. 2063 02:13:19,083 --> 02:13:20,083 Photography 2064 02:13:24,250 --> 02:13:25,250 Accelerate! 2065 02:13:29,208 --> 02:13:30,291 Open up, dammit! 2066 02:13:30,916 --> 02:13:31,916 Driver! 2067 02:13:40,875 --> 02:13:42,250 - What was it? - What the hell! 2068 02:14:05,333 --> 02:14:07,291 - This is the container. - Put it back on the ground! 2069 02:14:07,666 --> 02:14:10,791 Download the container! 2070 02:14:26,166 --> 02:14:27,166 Bakir. 2071 02:14:36,458 --> 02:14:39,291 Omar, not hamar. 2072 02:14:43,125 --> 02:14:44,333 Bakir... translate. 2073 02:14:44,708 --> 02:14:45,958 Hamar means donkey. 2074 02:14:46,458 --> 02:14:48,625 Omar says he's not a donkey. 2075 02:14:49,416 --> 02:14:51,375 Bakir sent me this. 2076 02:14:56,041 --> 02:14:57,083 If you lie… 2077 02:14:58,166 --> 02:15:02,458 you will go to prison for 50 years. 2078 02:15:02,875 --> 02:15:04,715 Fifty years in prison for lying. 2079 02:15:04,916 --> 02:15:08,583 Now, I want the name and citizenship. 2080 02:15:08,791 --> 02:15:10,500 Name and nationality. 2081 02:15:11,541 --> 02:15:14,208 My name is Hardy Singh 2082 02:15:14,500 --> 02:15:16,416 India. 2083 02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:20,750 - Say. - Balli Kakkad, England. 2084 02:15:21,208 --> 02:15:23,000 Buggu Lakhanpal, England. 2085 02:15:23,500 --> 02:15:25,000 Manu Randhawa England 2086 02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:26,583 British citizens? 2087 02:15:30,125 --> 02:15:32,290 It is your custom to return home in a shipping container? 2088 02:15:32,291 --> 02:15:34,416 No, sir, we are going to India. 2089 02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:35,375 To London? 2090 02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:38,000 I entered the wrong container. 2091 02:15:38,125 --> 02:15:39,125 Already. 2092 02:15:39,291 --> 02:15:40,875 Don't lie, Gulab. 2093 02:15:42,083 --> 02:15:43,833 - The game is over. - Who is Gulab? 2094 02:15:44,583 --> 02:15:46,375 You are, who else? 2095 02:15:46,500 --> 02:15:47,583 Come with me. 2096 02:15:47,875 --> 02:15:48,875 promise me that… 2097 02:15:48,958 --> 02:15:50,038 - Don't touch me. - All right. 2098 02:15:50,166 --> 02:15:51,750 Promise me you'll let us go. 2099 02:15:51,875 --> 02:15:53,041 We are Indians. 2100 02:15:53,208 --> 02:15:54,208 Her name is Chameli, 2101 02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:57,708 the other is called Pumpi and he is Gulab Singh. 2102 02:15:57,958 --> 02:15:59,125 - Thank you. - I'm passing. 2103 02:15:59,833 --> 02:16:01,416 No sir, my name is Balli. 2104 02:16:01,750 --> 02:16:03,333 - Show me your passport. - Come on 2105 02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,750 - I gave it to Bakir. - When? 2106 02:16:05,958 --> 02:16:08,708 - My name is Balli. - Silence! 2107 02:16:09,291 --> 02:16:12,083 Can you prove that he is Gulab? 2108 02:16:12,208 --> 02:16:13,916 Yes. 2109 02:16:14,125 --> 02:16:16,250 give me your phone 2110 02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:20,500 All Indian numbers. 2111 02:16:20,583 --> 02:16:23,041 International code for India it is 91. 2112 02:16:23,125 --> 02:16:25,541 You can enter any number and check. 2113 02:16:31,375 --> 02:16:32,375 they will answer 2114 02:16:35,833 --> 02:16:36,958 Good morning Gulab. 2115 02:16:37,375 --> 02:16:39,125 - Gulab! - Are you in the container? 2116 02:16:39,333 --> 02:16:41,833 David will pick you up from London Birmingham. 2117 02:16:42,041 --> 02:16:43,916 Don't worry, it's okay. 2118 02:16:45,875 --> 02:16:49,791 I told you, Gulab, Chameli, Pumpi. 2119 02:16:49,875 --> 02:16:51,750 - You are crazy... - Silence! 2120 02:16:51,958 --> 02:16:52,958 Quiet. 2121 02:16:54,583 --> 02:16:57,791 Look at them, do they look British? 2122 02:16:58,083 --> 02:16:59,708 Their clothes… 2123 02:17:00,041 --> 02:17:05,166 Indian clothing with the "Made in India" label. 2124 02:17:05,416 --> 02:17:08,375 Newspapers... from Punab 2125 02:17:08,583 --> 02:17:10,250 Last week. 2126 02:17:10,458 --> 02:17:12,750 Look at her underwear! 2127 02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:15,916 Imagine a respectable gentleman english with these? 2128 02:17:16,166 --> 02:17:19,083 One hand washes the other. 2129 02:17:19,583 --> 02:17:20,666 Let us go. 2130 02:17:21,750 --> 02:17:25,208 I already told you... Omar, not hamar. 2131 02:17:25,291 --> 02:17:27,125 Omar is not a donkey. 2132 02:17:27,375 --> 02:17:28,500 i know 2133 02:17:29,291 --> 02:17:30,291 And neither do I. 2134 02:17:30,375 --> 02:17:33,041 - Hey! - Stop! 2135 02:17:33,583 --> 02:17:35,625 - Don't move! - Stay where you are. 2136 02:17:35,750 --> 02:17:37,958 - Stop! - Hands up. 2137 02:17:38,250 --> 02:17:40,041 - Wait. - Come back. 2138 02:17:40,333 --> 02:17:41,500 I want to get rid of this. 2139 02:17:41,708 --> 02:17:42,916 Don't shoot me. 2140 02:17:46,166 --> 02:17:47,166 Ready. 2141 02:17:47,250 --> 02:17:48,291 I am a friend. 2142 02:17:49,375 --> 02:17:51,208 leave me 2143 02:17:52,791 --> 02:17:54,041 I was helping you. 2144 02:17:54,583 --> 02:17:57,125 You already have three, you could let me go 2145 02:17:57,791 --> 02:17:58,833 I threw away my passport. 2146 02:18:00,625 --> 02:18:03,625 Now try it in court that we are Indians. 2147 02:18:05,750 --> 02:18:07,374 They will let us leave early or later. 2148 02:18:07,375 --> 02:18:10,041 If not in London, we will settle here. 2149 02:18:10,375 --> 02:18:11,750 They can't do anything to us! 2150 02:18:11,916 --> 02:18:14,125 - Done! - I promise you... 2151 02:18:14,541 --> 02:18:17,333 That they bring evidence to the court as you are from India 2152 02:18:18,125 --> 02:18:19,916 And in, 2153 02:18:20,416 --> 02:18:23,958 I give you two weeks on the flight to India. 2154 02:18:24,166 --> 02:18:25,625 Omar, not hammer! 2155 02:18:27,958 --> 02:18:31,958 Manu, what did he whisper in English? 2156 02:18:32,500 --> 02:18:33,750 Translate. 2157 02:18:33,833 --> 02:18:36,833 He says he will try in court… 2158 02:18:39,875 --> 02:18:41,625 - to prove that we are Indians. - Really? 2159 02:18:41,791 --> 02:18:46,250 And that in two weeks sends us on a flight to India. 2160 02:18:46,375 --> 02:18:50,791 When there is confusion He finds a solution 2161 02:18:50,875 --> 02:18:54,958 When it solves Every obstacle dissolves 2162 02:18:55,041 --> 02:18:58,416 He is always near you When the path is difficult 2163 02:18:58,500 --> 02:19:02,458 You can follow it with confidence 2164 02:19:02,625 --> 02:19:06,291 What a man, he never gives up! 2165 02:19:06,375 --> 02:19:09,875 He gives it his all With its vitality 2166 02:19:10,000 --> 02:19:13,250 A prince who for adventure friends he would give his life without fear 2167 02:19:13,750 --> 02:19:16,125 Hard's plan was bombproof. 2168 02:19:16,583 --> 02:19:20,750 Our real names would be revealed British citizenship. 2169 02:19:21,833 --> 02:19:24,375 Hardy gave the documents of three deceased friends: 2170 02:19:25,125 --> 02:19:28,166 Gulab, Camels and Pumps… 2171 02:19:28,458 --> 02:19:30,166 killed in Iran. 2172 02:19:30,625 --> 02:19:32,625 Officially they still were missing persons 2173 02:19:33,500 --> 02:19:35,958 Our files have been sent to Laltu from Saudi Arabia. 2174 02:19:36,125 --> 02:19:42,083 The villagers confirmed that three young men, Gulab, Camels and Pumps, 2175 02:19:42,250 --> 02:19:44,625 they boarded a dunki twenty five years ago. 2176 02:19:45,416 --> 02:19:46,958 According to the report… 2177 02:19:47,291 --> 02:19:50,458 India would welcome them back. 2178 02:19:51,166 --> 02:19:52,166 Deported 2179 02:19:57,541 --> 02:20:03,250 We were the first in history happy to have handcuffs. 2180 02:20:10,583 --> 02:20:13,916 I told you I was sending you back in India in two weeks. 2181 02:20:14,375 --> 02:20:15,375 Go away! 2182 02:20:28,708 --> 02:20:32,333 You are Omar, not Hamar. Are you… 2183 02:20:32,708 --> 02:20:33,791 "King of the Donkey". 2184 02:20:39,541 --> 02:20:41,416 Why are you so happy? 2185 02:20:42,333 --> 02:20:43,583 Because we're going home. 2186 02:20:51,083 --> 02:20:52,833 "no hammer!" 2187 02:20:54,500 --> 02:20:55,500 Sir, what do you want? 2188 02:20:55,791 --> 02:20:59,416 - We're going home, dessert? - Yes. 2189 02:20:59,541 --> 02:21:01,625 - The gulabam - Gulabam 2190 02:21:01,708 --> 02:21:03,375 - Great! - Happy Diwali 2191 02:21:03,541 --> 02:21:05,000 - Blessed be you! - Thank you. 2192 02:21:05,666 --> 02:21:12,333 Old lady, I promised… a return flight home. 2193 02:21:13,041 --> 02:21:17,083 If you weren't married, I would kiss you. 2194 02:21:24,666 --> 02:21:30,958 Same sky, same earth 2195 02:21:34,333 --> 02:21:41,208 Every known atom 2196 02:21:43,791 --> 02:21:47,250 Despite the Miracles 2197 02:21:47,791 --> 02:21:51,625 That the world showed 2198 02:21:53,833 --> 02:21:57,500 There is no place to be 2199 02:21:58,333 --> 02:22:02,000 Like my home country 2200 02:22:13,916 --> 02:22:18,083 I come from a distant land 2201 02:22:18,583 --> 02:22:22,500 But the hourglass is almost empty 2202 02:22:23,333 --> 02:22:27,666 I promise you with my heart in my hand 2203 02:22:27,958 --> 02:22:30,875 That I'm still one of you 2204 02:22:30,958 --> 02:22:31,958 Come on! 2205 02:22:32,500 --> 02:22:36,875 We fly like abandoned kites 2206 02:22:37,083 --> 02:22:41,375 Day and night, in all seasons 2207 02:22:41,708 --> 02:22:46,125 Worn by twenty strangers 2208 02:22:46,208 --> 02:22:50,208 Staying true 2209 02:22:51,083 --> 02:22:55,666 - I promise you with my heart in my hand - Cheer on the London fighter 2210 02:22:55,750 --> 02:23:00,083 That I'm still one of you 2211 02:23:18,750 --> 02:23:19,750 Buggu? 2212 02:23:28,458 --> 02:23:30,583 PUNAB TAILOR LONDON BRANCH 2213 02:23:33,708 --> 02:23:35,958 DELIVERY VAN 2214 02:23:44,791 --> 02:23:48,833 Same old town 2215 02:23:49,583 --> 02:23:53,833 dear places Familiar smiles 2216 02:23:54,125 --> 02:23:59,125 Joys that leave centuries-old traces 2217 02:24:03,125 --> 02:24:07,583 Every alley and street loved 2218 02:24:08,000 --> 02:24:12,458 It's like hugging again friends after a long time 2219 02:24:12,708 --> 02:24:17,875 Where is that past That I would want to smell it again? 2220 02:24:21,750 --> 02:24:26,125 And the tea stalls In the old bazaar 2221 02:24:26,458 --> 02:24:30,666 Under a starry sky He delights in joking 2222 02:24:31,000 --> 02:24:35,416 The voices of my beloved friends 2223 02:24:35,541 --> 02:24:40,625 Day and night spent in these places 2224 02:24:46,041 --> 02:24:50,500 It evokes deep hidden pain 2225 02:24:50,791 --> 02:24:54,958 what have i lost And I couldn't hold it 2226 02:24:55,250 --> 02:24:59,833 It is hidden in my heart 2227 02:24:59,958 --> 02:25:03,958 The pain of being apart 2228 02:25:04,041 --> 02:25:04,916 VILLA MANU 2229 02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:08,791 I promise you with my heart in my hand 2230 02:25:09,208 --> 02:25:14,166 That I'm still one of you 2231 02:25:21,708 --> 02:25:27,083 I left home some time ago 2232 02:25:31,083 --> 02:25:35,958 But that house In our heart it will stay forever 2233 02:25:40,250 --> 02:25:44,625 We find it in every fight 2234 02:25:45,041 --> 02:25:50,250 Until we left 2235 02:25:54,208 --> 02:25:58,750 Some work will remain pending Some will end 2236 02:25:58,875 --> 02:26:03,916 What remains in this life 2237 02:26:04,458 --> 02:26:08,791 It is the land where there is rest 2238 02:26:09,250 --> 02:26:13,083 The beloved country that gave birth to us 2239 02:26:13,625 --> 02:26:18,291 And in which we were accommodated 2240 02:26:18,708 --> 02:26:23,500 The beloved country that gave birth to us 2241 02:26:24,458 --> 02:26:27,625 You did your best for everyone. 2242 02:26:28,916 --> 02:26:30,500 Except us. 2243 02:26:30,583 --> 02:26:32,375 No, no. 2244 02:26:32,750 --> 02:26:37,750 As someone said: "It's not over until it's over." 2245 02:26:39,250 --> 02:26:40,500 Now you speak English! 2246 02:26:40,666 --> 02:26:43,791 You have to learn it to go to London. 2247 02:26:44,166 --> 02:26:46,500 I learned it when I came back. 2248 02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,000 - How so? - Because I knew... 2249 02:26:49,708 --> 02:26:53,708 that one day you will return... and you would brag about your English. 2250 02:26:53,958 --> 02:26:55,708 What was I to do? Should I be speechless? 2251 02:26:56,166 --> 02:26:57,166 Never! 2252 02:26:57,291 --> 02:26:59,041 I can brag too! 2253 02:26:59,250 --> 02:27:00,375 - Really? - You. 2254 02:27:00,666 --> 02:27:02,333 - Then do it! - Shall I do it? 2255 02:27:03,083 --> 02:27:04,375 One moment. 2256 02:27:08,125 --> 02:27:11,791 - So, Mr. Hardy Singh… - Yes. 2257 02:27:11,958 --> 02:27:15,458 Tell me about your family in English for two minutes. 2258 02:27:17,958 --> 02:27:21,166 Two minute speaking test? It's okay. 2259 02:27:22,791 --> 02:27:24,191 My mother, dead. My father died. 2260 02:27:24,250 --> 02:27:26,082 My mother's father died, her mother, and she is dead. 2261 02:27:26,083 --> 02:27:27,415 My dead aunt and her dead aunt. 2262 02:27:27,416 --> 02:27:31,708 my dead uncle and my dead uncle's uncle. 2263 02:27:31,791 --> 02:27:34,166 Everyone... dead, dead, dead! 2264 02:27:36,250 --> 02:27:38,166 Just me. 2265 02:27:41,791 --> 02:27:44,750 Now... I want a wife. 2266 02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:47,333 But you have a wife. Mrs. Dhillon! 2267 02:27:47,458 --> 02:27:51,333 There is no Mrs. Dhillon, as there is no Lord jogi 2268 02:27:54,125 --> 02:27:55,750 I'm not married, Manu. 2269 02:27:57,208 --> 02:27:58,333 You didn't get married? 2270 02:27:58,875 --> 02:28:01,625 I waited for you. I am not going to Pathankot. 2271 02:28:01,958 --> 02:28:04,541 Because if Manu wanted to find Hardy… 2272 02:28:04,750 --> 02:28:08,416 it would be as easy as "child's play". 2273 02:28:10,125 --> 02:28:11,583 Are you serious? 2274 02:28:13,708 --> 02:28:15,958 Scrolling the box… 2275 02:28:16,750 --> 02:28:18,625 twenty five years ago. 2276 02:28:19,416 --> 02:28:20,833 Mrs. Manu Randha Rand, 2277 02:28:22,291 --> 02:28:24,708 may i ask for your hand your hand please 2278 02:28:26,791 --> 02:28:27,991 Don't think too much about it. 2279 02:28:28,250 --> 02:28:31,625 You don't have much time and my knees hurt. 2280 02:28:33,333 --> 02:28:37,750 Manu, everyone says the dunki way 2281 02:28:38,291 --> 02:28:41,708 is full of traps, hunger, bullets at borders and death. 2282 02:28:42,583 --> 02:28:45,291 But for me that trip it wasn't a nightmare 2283 02:28:45,708 --> 02:28:48,458 but it was that... of my existence. 2284 02:28:49,666 --> 02:28:51,083 Because you were by my side. 2285 02:28:52,541 --> 02:28:57,458 My real nightmare is my period 25 years without you. 2286 02:28:58,916 --> 02:29:00,939 You taught me that the word nightmare 2287 02:29:00,940 --> 02:29:04,333 it means stay away by those you love. 2288 02:29:08,958 --> 02:29:11,750 Now, I beg you, end my nightmare 2289 02:29:18,250 --> 02:29:21,166 Will you marry me Hardy Singh? 2290 02:29:27,875 --> 02:29:34,208 How can a woman refuse such a thing romantic marriage proposal? 2291 02:29:35,500 --> 02:29:37,833 - I want, yes - Thank you! 2292 02:29:39,250 --> 02:29:40,250 Just a minute. 2293 02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:43,000 One last thing... Don't move. 2294 02:29:43,875 --> 02:29:45,625 One minute. 2295 02:29:51,250 --> 02:29:52,250 THE BELLS FROM BIG BEN 2296 02:30:24,875 --> 02:30:31,625 A phrase from your story 2297 02:30:32,666 --> 02:30:37,125 I don't ask to be anything else 2298 02:30:38,041 --> 02:30:44,958 In your breaks 2299 02:30:46,333 --> 02:30:52,125 Give me a thought 2300 02:30:53,166 --> 02:30:59,583 No destination for me left 2301 02:31:00,416 --> 02:31:04,916 my friend 2302 02:31:05,708 --> 02:31:12,625 In the shelter of your arms 2303 02:31:13,541 --> 02:31:18,375 End my journey 2304 02:31:18,458 --> 02:31:22,250 JUST 140 YEARS AGO NO COUNTRY REQUIRE A VISA. 2305 02:31:22,541 --> 02:31:27,541 THE VISA HAS BRINGED DISCRIMINATION IN MIGRATION. 2306 02:31:27,833 --> 02:31:31,833 TODAY, BOUNDARIES EXIST ONLY FOR THE POOR. 2307 02:31:32,125 --> 02:31:33,915 IMAGES ARE UNDER LICENSE AND/OR THE PUBLIC DOMAIN, 2308 02:31:33,916 --> 02:31:35,374 FOR REPRESENTATIVE PURPOSES, THEY MAY BE MODIFIED 2309 02:31:35,375 --> 02:31:36,708 AND DO NOT CONTAIN THE STATEMENTS, OPINIONS 2310 02:31:36,791 --> 02:31:38,665 OR JUDGE FROM PICTURES, PEOPLE, PLACES, CONTEXT OF REFERENCE. 2311 02:31:38,666 --> 02:31:43,666 POOR PEOPLE ARE DENIED VISAS FOR ECONOMIC AND CULTURAL REASONS. 2312 02:31:53,833 --> 02:31:55,708 EVERY YEAR, MORE THAN ONE MILLION PEOPLE 2313 02:31:55,709 --> 02:31:57,250 TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDERS ILLEGALLY 2314 02:31:57,375 --> 02:31:58,833 IN SEARCH OF A BETTER LIFE. 2315 02:31:58,916 --> 02:32:00,636 FRONTS: CUSTOMS PROTECTION AND US BORDERS. 2316 02:32:06,875 --> 02:32:11,375 MANY DIE ON THE ROAD, THE BODIES ARE NEVER FOUND. 2317 02:32:18,250 --> 02:32:20,500 FAMILIES CAN'T PERFORM THE FUNERAL CEREMONY, 2318 02:32:20,583 --> 02:32:24,333 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF THE DEAR ONES THEY ARE DEAD OR ALIVE. 2319 02:32:27,916 --> 02:32:29,916 AMONG THE SURVIVORS, 2320 02:32:30,000 --> 02:32:33,541 ONLY A FEW MAKE IT BACK IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. 2321 02:32:40,583 --> 02:32:43,333 SIX MONTHS LATER 2322 02:32:44,541 --> 02:32:45,541 MR... 2323 02:32:46,541 --> 02:32:50,708 believe that., a jeans store would be successful in Punab 2324 02:32:51,333 --> 02:32:53,000 Ripped jeans 2325 02:32:53,208 --> 02:32:55,666 Well, you already have a customer in front of you. 2326 02:32:55,875 --> 02:32:56,875 His mother. 2327 02:32:58,875 --> 02:33:01,125 It's not funny. what is it 2328 02:33:02,541 --> 02:33:05,875 In my opinion, a fast food would be all the rage. 2329 02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:08,041 - On the internet. - Home delivery. 2330 02:33:08,250 --> 02:33:09,250 Wait! 2331 02:33:11,625 --> 02:33:12,625 can i say something 2332 02:33:12,833 --> 02:33:16,041 There is no future in India, you should all go to london. 2333 02:33:18,958 --> 02:33:21,041 And how do we do with the visa? 2334 02:33:21,916 --> 02:33:23,041 Leave me alone. 2335 02:33:23,916 --> 02:33:24,916 Do you have a degree? 2336 02:33:26,250 --> 02:33:27,250 Not. 2337 02:33:27,333 --> 02:33:28,333 A property? 2338 02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:30,000 Not. 2339 02:33:30,208 --> 02:33:31,833 A bank account? 2340 02:33:32,416 --> 02:33:33,541 Not. 2341 02:33:35,625 --> 02:33:36,625 No problem. 2342 02:33:36,875 --> 02:33:38,916 I'm getting you ready for a dunk. 2343 02:33:40,875 --> 02:33:42,083 It is very easy. 2344 02:33:43,125 --> 02:33:45,791 - say dunki is very easy! - Sure. 2345 02:33:46,291 --> 02:33:47,958 - Boy, put your hand here. - Up here. 2346 02:33:48,041 --> 02:33:48,958 - Hold it. - Yes, here. 2347 02:33:49,041 --> 02:33:50,125 - Here? - Right here. 2348 02:33:50,333 --> 02:33:52,083 Don't worry. Is everything okay? 2349 02:33:52,208 --> 02:33:53,833 - Yes, all right. - Okay. 2350 02:33:54,333 --> 02:33:57,125 Did you say dunki is very easy? 2351 02:39:50,166 --> 02:39:52,166 Subtitle: POP VIRGIL