1 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,315 ALL THAT SEX 2 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,474 Forgive me, doctor, but... 3 00:01:10,559 --> 00:01:13,679 It seems that it's addressed mainly to women. 4 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,600 - What's wrong with that? - You are a man. 5 00:01:16,696 --> 00:01:19,379 But I've been working with both sexes for 20 years. 6 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,875 Are you saying men can't talk about female sexuality? 7 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,576 You're putting into my mouth... 8 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:29,115 That came out wrong. The question is... 9 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,675 Why is a book on sexual problems more for women than for men? 10 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,840 We could say that. 11 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:39,235 I've noticed that women are becoming increasingly confident and bold. 12 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,440 They're more eager to work on their sex life. 13 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,727 Men quite often disregard their partners' desires. 14 00:01:47,394 --> 00:01:51,755 It's the men who have a problem, but it's the women who suffer. 15 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,635 I'll read this after all. 16 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,793 So, you do have a fetish? 17 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,890 I'm happy to have convinced you. 18 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,840 Aptly said. 19 00:02:04,387 --> 00:02:05,478 What? 20 00:02:05,765 --> 00:02:08,321 That guys can't communicate their desires? 21 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,320 I don't think so. 22 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,710 Going to the game is all the fun our guys want. 23 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,475 - Then read this book. - Oh yes, I will. 24 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,320 I'll borrow it when you're done. 25 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,280 Sure. 26 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:27,635 My sex life is a tragedy. 27 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,127 Doesn't happen often enough? 28 00:02:31,286 --> 00:02:32,887 On the contrary. 29 00:02:35,765 --> 00:02:38,011 Very good, Klaus. Very good. 30 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,475 - And you? Excuse me... - Yes? 31 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,745 What do you think about what the doc is saying? 32 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,931 That guys suck in bed? 33 00:02:49,532 --> 00:02:50,866 Good point. 34 00:02:51,476 --> 00:02:52,612 Thanks, bye. 35 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,480 Goodbye! 36 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,560 Artur Staruch's book in bookstores, starting tomorrow. 37 00:02:58,646 --> 00:02:59,843 ALL THAT SEX 38 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:14,980 Marek? 39 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,961 May I ask you something? 40 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,160 I'd like to ask... 41 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,035 I can't. This is stupid. 42 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,482 Go on, don't be shy. 43 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,857 - Promise you won't judge me. - I won't. 44 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,720 You have to tell me now. 45 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,600 I'd like you to... 46 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,972 - What would you like? Say it! - Okay. 47 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,200 Come on! 48 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,360 I'd like you to... 49 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,840 take me by force. 50 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,561 What do you mean? 51 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,440 Well, I'd like you to... rape me. 52 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,560 MAJA AND MAREK 53 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,641 Am I doing something wrong? 54 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,360 No, it's just an idea. 55 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:06,480 From what I read, quite popular. 56 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,160 - I don't think so, honey. - You said you wouldn't judge. 57 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,320 Forgive me, I'm not, but... 58 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,680 come on, rape? 59 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:19,280 It's just a fantasy, you don't have to do it. 60 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,840 If you don't want to. 61 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,481 - Not now! - No? 62 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,200 Why not? 63 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:32,321 This has to be unexpected! 64 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,681 If you want it before the weekend, it has to be now. 65 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,761 Listen! 66 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:40,001 - I don't even want to know it was you. - What? 67 00:04:41,321 --> 00:04:42,560 Who then? 68 00:04:42,641 --> 00:04:44,681 It has to be you! 69 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,921 I don't want anyone else raping me but you. 70 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,240 - Understand? - Less and less. 71 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,440 We'll talk about it some other time. 72 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:57,960 Leave me alone. Just stop it. 73 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,000 Masochistic fantasy. 74 00:05:02,081 --> 00:05:06,401 Pleasure out of humiliation and pain. 75 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,561 Very well... 76 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,040 I'll recheck the data before the deadline. 77 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:41,240 Great. I'll call back in five minutes. Can't talk now. 78 00:05:41,921 --> 00:05:43,200 Bye. 79 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,280 Sorry, the meeting dragged on. 80 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,840 How was your day? 81 00:05:58,601 --> 00:06:00,840 Fine. And yours? 82 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,440 It's the end of the quarter. 83 00:06:06,401 --> 00:06:08,561 Fuck ups chasing fuck ups. 84 00:06:09,521 --> 00:06:10,880 Oh my! 85 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,280 Horrible. 86 00:06:15,401 --> 00:06:17,840 How's your cervical mucus? 87 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,600 Fine, thank you. 88 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,680 ALICJA AND ROBERT 89 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:33,480 That was something. 90 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,840 Pillow! 91 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:48,360 I love you too. 92 00:06:50,561 --> 00:06:52,121 Hello? I'm back. 93 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,200 Twice a day, 94 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:57,800 throughout the fertility window, until ovulation. 95 00:06:57,881 --> 00:06:59,720 In the recommended position. 96 00:06:59,801 --> 00:07:03,960 And then after, I put my legs up for twenty minutes. 97 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,080 I've been doing this for two years. 98 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:12,840 So, please, doctor, don't tell me there is no problem. 99 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,200 - Do you have an orgasm? - Now? No. 100 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,040 During intercourse, during conception attempts. 101 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,720 Oh, no. 102 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,080 Robert does. 103 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:25,800 And you? 104 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,601 Yes. 105 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:34,160 It happens. Or happened before we got married. 106 00:07:37,121 --> 00:07:38,321 Thank you. 107 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,040 You can get dressed. 108 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,160 What should I do? 109 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:55,800 Doctor, can an orgasm help? 110 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,080 Let this be your common goal. 111 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,120 The follicle is already very large. You will ovulate today. 112 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:07,320 Make good use of it. 113 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,040 Great. Robert loves targets. 114 00:08:24,521 --> 00:08:26,240 Honey, I get it. 115 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:29,880 May I say something now? 116 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,360 I'm doing my best here. 117 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,160 Somehow it's not... 118 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,800 No, Zosia. 119 00:08:36,881 --> 00:08:38,880 I'm just trying to explain... 120 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,201 Hello? 121 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,720 Dammit! 122 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,360 What was that? 123 00:08:47,681 --> 00:08:50,160 - Give me back my phone! - What phone? 124 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,400 The SIM card at least... 125 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:57,080 Your 3 o'clock are here. 126 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,080 - Do we have that old phone? - Yes. 127 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,401 - Someone robbed me. - What? 128 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,521 Some punk just grabbed my phone. 129 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,560 - Charge it, I will need it. - Of course. 130 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Right. 131 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,400 A blowjob. 132 00:09:23,081 --> 00:09:24,840 - Great, Aleks. - Olek. 133 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,241 OLA AND OLEK 134 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,080 Olek, of course. Sorry. 135 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,361 Let's talk about oral stimulation. 136 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,560 Okay! 137 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,840 So... 138 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,281 - When she gives me a blowjob... - Say it to Ola. 139 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:56,600 - When you give me a blowjob... - Yes? 140 00:09:57,641 --> 00:09:58,841 You are... 141 00:10:03,401 --> 00:10:05,760 You're not doing it right. 142 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,000 - It's not a tragedy. - It is. 143 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,720 And when did you give me a good licking? 144 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,320 Do you remember at all? I don't. 145 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,921 Frequency is not the issue here. It's not the point, right? 146 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,320 I agree. 147 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,520 It's about our marriage still making sense. 148 00:10:25,601 --> 00:10:27,200 How can you say that? 149 00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:29,000 How could you say that? 150 00:10:29,081 --> 00:10:31,160 - Calm down. - Are you insane? 151 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:35,520 From what I can see, you have communication difficulties. 152 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,960 Good sex is based on communication in the relationship. 153 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,480 I propose an experiment. 154 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:48,320 In the bedroom, don't be Ola and Olek tonight. 155 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,081 Have you heard of role-playing? 156 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:56,120 Sex-cosplay. 157 00:10:56,201 --> 00:10:57,800 Dressing up. 158 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,201 It's not just about dressing up. 159 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,160 Be completely different people 160 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,400 who are not afraid to talk about their desires. 161 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,800 Maybe there is something you always wanted to try, 162 00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:15,161 but you never have? 163 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,240 One boss asks another, 164 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:23,441 "Why do you employ married men exclusively?" 165 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,001 He goes, "You know, 166 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,801 they're used to insults, 167 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,360 are in no hurry to return home." 168 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,561 Good morning, boss. 169 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,400 Good morning. 170 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:41,520 ZOFIA AND ARTUR 171 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,480 Can we talk now? 172 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,200 Who is texting? 173 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,641 Well, who? The holy spirit? 174 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,721 Guess. 175 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,040 Marek? 176 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,280 Marek? 177 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,761 Who the fuck is Marek? 178 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:45,240 Your fucking ignored husband. 179 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,160 Yes. 180 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,040 Provoked infidelity syndrome. 181 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,480 Occurring most often with men, 182 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:17,360 sexual excitement achieved through persuasion of partner 183 00:13:17,441 --> 00:13:20,240 to be involved in an affair or infidelity. 184 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,361 Mrs. Zielińska. Sorry to keep you waiting. 185 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,161 - Why are you laughing? - Sorry! 186 00:13:33,401 --> 00:13:36,000 - You're amused? - You surprised me. Again. 187 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,201 - Really? - Yes, sorry. Go again. 188 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,201 Mrs. Zielińska... 189 00:13:47,681 --> 00:13:50,441 - Don't laugh, or you'll spoil it. - Sorry. 190 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,560 - Mrs. Zielińska. - Detective... 191 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:59,360 I have to ask you a few questions. 192 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,400 Please, come in. 193 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,920 As I said, I'd like to ask you a few questions, if I may. 194 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,401 That depends. 195 00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:15,920 On what? 196 00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:19,200 Are you a good cop or a bad cop? 197 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,720 - What do you think? - A good cop. 198 00:14:29,441 --> 00:14:30,521 Wrong. 199 00:14:32,441 --> 00:14:33,761 Well? 200 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,761 Will you cooperate? 201 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,281 Take me. 202 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,520 What if your husband comes back? 203 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,440 Screw him. Take me. 204 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,441 That was amazing. 205 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,320 - Yeah. - You were amazing. 206 00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:04,121 - You too, kitty. - Where did that come from? 207 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,560 No idea. 208 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,080 You really were that detective. 209 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,240 So strong... 210 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,960 I believed you. 211 00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:16,760 - Really? - Oh yes. 212 00:15:17,921 --> 00:15:20,240 Maybe you should be an actor. 213 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:37,241 - Honey, are you coming? - Yes, right now. 214 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,200 Sex-cosplay. 215 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,520 Sexual excitement resulting from role-playing. 216 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,160 Pretending someone you are not. 217 00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:50,960 We kiss, and I just grab her by the hair. 218 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,560 We did it, right, Black? 219 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,920 Tell him. That's how it went down. 220 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:57,440 I impaled her in ten different positions. 221 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,480 - No way! - Really! 222 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:02,040 - How long did it take? - About two hours. 223 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,080 The best part was at the end, after all her orgasms. 224 00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:08,000 Keep talking, man! 225 00:16:08,081 --> 00:16:10,961 She kneeled down and blew me. 226 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,360 And I came everywhere. All over the room. 227 00:16:15,281 --> 00:16:18,761 - Like they do in porn. Right, Black? - Holy crap. 228 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:23,720 - Do they even like that? - Man, all chicks watch porn. 229 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,921 How's it going with Iza? 230 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,601 She's romantic and sweet, 231 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,361 but all she wants to do is feed those swans. 232 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,760 TOMEK AND IZA 233 00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:37,640 - She just texted me. - Really? Let me see! 234 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,681 - You won't believe it. - Show me! 235 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,441 You won't believe it. Look at this! 236 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,440 Want to drop by to watch some movie? 237 00:16:48,761 --> 00:16:51,920 Dude, go get her like in pornos. 238 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,360 I'm leaving. 239 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,321 Okay. 240 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:02,720 Addiction to pornography is dangerous, especially for the young. 241 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,760 It can distort their idea of sex, 242 00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:09,600 creating internal pressure to copy sexual behaviors and relations. 243 00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,681 - Dad! - What? 244 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:21,120 - And girls... do they... - What? 245 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,320 Never mind. 246 00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:28,560 Dear Tomek... 247 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,560 - How was it at the doctor's? - Okay. 248 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,160 - Did she say anything interesting? - We need to keep trying. 249 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,321 Well, sure. 250 00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:48,600 Only quitters are loser. 251 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,840 Remember that. 252 00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:57,120 She said one thing. 253 00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:02,240 She said it could help if I had an orgasm during sex. 254 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,040 You always do. 255 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,080 That's what I told her. 256 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,320 There. 257 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,081 Chin up. 258 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,721 We can do this. 259 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,040 We have each other, right? 260 00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,080 Now or after dinner? 261 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,800 Now and after dinner? 262 00:18:26,921 --> 00:18:28,520 Let me take this. 263 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,840 What's wrong? 264 00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:00,320 My dad is dead. 265 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,560 He had a heart attack. 266 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,520 I have never seen you cry. 267 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,800 Dacryphilia. 268 00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:10,160 Provoking crying or tears in a partner 269 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:13,080 to achieve arousal or sexual satisfaction. 270 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,881 If not for my brother, it wouldn't have worked. 271 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,600 A house move can cause depression. 272 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,201 It's at the top of the list of the most traumatic events in life. 273 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,360 Really? 274 00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:41,120 Read about it online. 275 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,160 But you guys are doing great. 276 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,280 You know what's higher on that list? 277 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,720 Marriage. 278 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,480 To your wedding. 279 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,760 Olek! 280 00:20:52,841 --> 00:20:56,400 You've been together for, what, five years? 281 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,001 Seven. 282 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,281 Seven. 283 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,281 That long? Really? 284 00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:10,880 Now, all that's left is pop... and pop, right? 285 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,680 We're not like that. 286 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,040 Well, we discussed it! 287 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,641 That's right. 288 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,161 We always laughed at that whole circus. 289 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,241 You could have told us that before you became our best man. 290 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,360 Let me help you with those noodles. 291 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,200 Domestic problems? 292 00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:48,120 What? No. Nothing like that. 293 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,560 Okay. Yes, some. 294 00:22:00,641 --> 00:22:02,240 Spit it out. 295 00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:04,760 Olek... 296 00:22:06,881 --> 00:22:09,800 - Have you ever raped anyone? - Who says so? 297 00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:11,760 What? No one! 298 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,881 Dude, don't surprise me like that. 299 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,400 All sorts of shit happened in school, you know. 300 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,240 - The thing is that Maja... - What about her? 301 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,480 She wants me to rape her. 302 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,081 What were you thinking? 303 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,280 - It's not funny. - It is a little. 304 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,881 Ever heard of such a thing? 305 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,841 - I may have. - This is absurd! 306 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,680 Undoable! 307 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,720 Rape? Your own girl? 308 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,160 Tough. 309 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,801 She wants someone to rape her, 310 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,680 but for her to feel safe, it has to be you. 311 00:22:55,361 --> 00:22:59,040 You can't show it to her that it's you, 312 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,721 but it can't be anyone else. 313 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,561 Tough. 314 00:23:07,361 --> 00:23:09,761 Think of it as an acting assignment. 315 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,920 Step into the role. 316 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,000 Stanislavski. 317 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,640 You know the guy? 318 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,040 Stanislavski's system. Have you heard of it? 319 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,880 You have to feel like a rapist. 320 00:23:25,961 --> 00:23:28,800 Think like a rapist. 321 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,800 Live like a rapist. 322 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,040 And then you'll rape her. 323 00:23:37,361 --> 00:23:38,360 I don't know. 324 00:23:38,441 --> 00:23:40,400 Do your research first. 325 00:23:40,481 --> 00:23:43,080 That's the key thing in this profession. 326 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,160 Good morning, Mrs. Kamińska. Sorry I'm late. 327 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,960 Miss Kamińska. 328 00:23:52,721 --> 00:23:54,120 Please, sit up. 329 00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:02,960 You look very sexy in that lab coat, doctor. 330 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,240 - I have the test results. - Yes? 331 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,641 But you'll have to examine me again, yes? 332 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,800 No. 333 00:24:11,081 --> 00:24:13,640 The results leave no doubts. 334 00:24:15,881 --> 00:24:17,760 I don't have good news. 335 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,280 I was a very naughty girl. 336 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,401 - You have gonorrhea. - What's that? 337 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,400 - Gonorrhea. - That doesn't sound very sexy. 338 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,200 Unfortunately. 339 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,801 It's at an advanced stage. 340 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,200 I'll prescribe an antibiotic. It should work. 341 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,641 Take care of yourself, drink plenty of water... 342 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,240 Come back for a check-up in two weeks. 343 00:24:47,561 --> 00:24:48,641 No divorce. 344 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,640 You want to talk about it now? 345 00:24:51,401 --> 00:24:53,600 You've been ignoring me all day. 346 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,920 Zosia, do you remember how we met? 347 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,680 - That bonfire on that sailing trip. - I remember. 348 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:08,321 That kiss in the rain. We used to be different people. 349 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,241 I remember. 350 00:25:10,481 --> 00:25:14,201 I don't want a divorce either, but I can't go on like this. 351 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,880 So, you want a divorce. 352 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,880 I do. 353 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,440 I need something else. 354 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,160 Someone else. Is that what you meant? 355 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,520 I meant exactly what I said. 356 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,600 I said exactly what I meant. 357 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,560 Will all our conversations be about this now? 358 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,520 - All our conversations are fights. - Right. 359 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,920 Whose fault is that? 360 00:25:48,401 --> 00:25:50,600 Great idea with this dinner. 361 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,160 What are you doing now, Marek? 362 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,521 I'm thinking of you. 363 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,680 And I'm thinking of you. 364 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,041 How's your sea trout? 365 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,760 Exquisite. And your duck? 366 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,641 What are you wearing? 367 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,921 What are you wearing? 368 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,601 Lace lingerie. 369 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,800 Fishbone. 370 00:27:31,361 --> 00:27:32,681 How about you? 371 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,280 Nothing. 372 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,000 Nothing. 373 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,720 Goodnight. 374 00:27:54,521 --> 00:27:55,481 Goodnight. 375 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,240 I'm making love to my wife, thinking of you. 376 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,440 I'm making love to my wife, thinking of you. 377 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,281 Fuck, Marek, stop it! 378 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,920 - Don't snarl at me! - You'll wake up the neighbors. 379 00:30:48,761 --> 00:30:50,280 Hi, kiddo. 380 00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:53,201 Easy, this is my man. 381 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,041 We're just playing games. Nothing's happening here. 382 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,400 Girls like this stuff. I mean, she does. 383 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,241 How did you know? 384 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,481 I just know your smell. 385 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,880 Nice of you to try. 386 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,720 Is that my eye pencil? 387 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,921 You know how much it costs? 388 00:31:27,881 --> 00:31:29,321 Pick up the groceries. 389 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,280 I have a plan. 390 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,241 - What plan? - How to get Iza in bed. 391 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,880 Parents are always around, but I figured it out. 392 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,481 What? 393 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,641 My friends are going camping. 394 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,680 - Camping? Are you nuts? - There's this spot by the river. 395 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,720 Great parties with lots of people there. 396 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,320 So I thought, maybe we could go together? 397 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,761 How old are you, fucking seventy? 398 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,441 - I know how it sounds, but... - I've never been camping. 399 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,841 It's a great opportunity to give it a try then. 400 00:32:11,801 --> 00:32:14,201 But who goes camping these days? 401 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,760 My parents fell in love when camping. 402 00:32:16,961 --> 00:32:18,960 Just don't tell her that, man. 403 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,280 Tents are portable contraceptives. Forget it. 404 00:32:22,361 --> 00:32:25,560 But actually, I like this idea of yours. 405 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,801 It will be romantic. 406 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:32,760 Right... 407 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440 That was the point. 408 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,841 Just remember. Chicks need to know who's in charge. 409 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,561 So, Black? Shall we go? 410 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,641 Let's go. 411 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,921 - See you. - Thanks! 412 00:33:05,801 --> 00:33:08,441 HOW DO YOU RAPE A GIRL? 413 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,680 Marek? 414 00:33:09,761 --> 00:33:13,640 - What are you up to? - Nothing, that's just foolishness. 415 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:19,400 No need for that. 416 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,681 Dad? 417 00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:30,720 Look at all the lichens. These yellow ones are new. 418 00:33:31,241 --> 00:33:33,521 - What? - We need to talk. 419 00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:36,080 Sure. Talk. 420 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,960 I don't want to, but I have to go camping. 421 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,640 We very well know what you'll be doing there. 422 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,481 Don't know that myself. Everyone's going. 423 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,480 Last week, I was at White's party, and no parents were there. 424 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,960 I wouldn't mind, but your mom will. 425 00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:59,321 Didn't you meet while camping? 426 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,240 - That's right. - Then what's the problem? 427 00:34:03,401 --> 00:34:06,480 Son, how can I explain this... 428 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:12,161 Mom is no longer the person she used to be. 429 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,880 But I'm working on it. 430 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,721 Work faster. 431 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,680 Don't teach your father how to make children. 432 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,320 Oh Jesus. You don't know. 433 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,761 About what? 434 00:34:28,241 --> 00:34:30,600 Let me go camping and don't tell mom. 435 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,160 No way, son. 436 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,240 First, tell me, then I'll decide. 437 00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:37,200 - Will you let me go? - Tomek! 438 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,161 Mom's having an affair. 439 00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:45,240 - What? - You heard me. 440 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,240 Sure. Come on, not here. 441 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,400 Don't look back. 442 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,641 How do you know? 443 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,201 She asked me to clean her phone. 444 00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:09,000 There were texts there, from and to some Marek. 445 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,201 That's no problem. 446 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,081 I know this Marek. 447 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,160 What the fuck? Have you seen his texts? 448 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,841 I have because... I mean... 449 00:35:20,441 --> 00:35:22,601 Firstly, don't read mom's texts. 450 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,200 - Are you divorcing? - No, we're not! 451 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,480 - So, can I go? - No! 452 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,960 I'll tell mom you've seen the texts. 453 00:35:49,121 --> 00:35:51,080 - Go fucking camping. - Thanks. 454 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,120 I'll deal with it. Thanks? 455 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,921 Blackmailer. 456 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,760 Ala? 457 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,520 What's wrong? 458 00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:21,641 The car's all flooded. 459 00:37:24,401 --> 00:37:25,520 How come? 460 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,921 - Did you open the roof? - Me? No! 461 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,721 - It opened itself? - Did it rain? 462 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,361 Be honest, did you tamper with the car? 463 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,240 I know nothing about cars. I don't even touch it. 464 00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:52,680 That piece of junk keeps breaking. Maybe it's the roof now. 465 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:05,801 It's okay. 466 00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:11,600 I know how important the car is to you. 467 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:15,440 All that work was in vain. 468 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,201 I'm sorry. 469 00:38:22,121 --> 00:38:27,161 The world is taking everything away from you. 470 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,520 Everything important. 471 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:34,040 First, your father, and now this. 472 00:38:34,121 --> 00:38:35,960 - What's this? - Let's go! 473 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:38,561 Are you kidding? There is a flood there. 474 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,440 Here too. 475 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,280 - Why don't we reschedule? - Sure. 476 00:39:14,321 --> 00:39:15,560 Don't go. 477 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,680 You'd make the biggest mistake of my life. 478 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,801 I've been afraid of growing old. 479 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,680 Now, I'm just afraid of growing old without you. 480 00:39:43,961 --> 00:39:45,920 You startled me! 481 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,521 I have a surprise for you. 482 00:39:57,761 --> 00:39:59,400 I was watching that. 483 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,840 ...without you. 484 00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,440 What's up? 485 00:40:11,561 --> 00:40:12,560 Nothing. 486 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,561 Really? 487 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,841 Okay. 488 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,961 Talk to me. 489 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,601 Remember what that sexologist said about communication? 490 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,201 Yes, I remember well what he said about that. 491 00:40:29,921 --> 00:40:33,080 I also remembered when our next appointment was. 492 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,201 How about you? 493 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,281 I'm an idiot. 494 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,401 I'm a foolish monkey. I clean forgot! 495 00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:49,520 Sorry. This won't happen again. 496 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,761 I hope so. 497 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,760 I've got something for you. 498 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,160 - What have you got for me? - A surprise! 499 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,920 Voila. Open it. 500 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,801 Go on. 501 00:41:23,441 --> 00:41:26,201 - A camcorder! - A camera, baby. 502 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,640 A camera for our makeovers. 503 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,600 - How much was it? - Who cares? 504 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,600 - We were saving for a vacation. - Right. 505 00:41:35,681 --> 00:41:38,681 And now, we'll film ourselves, 506 00:41:38,921 --> 00:41:43,601 and watch what we did wrong. 507 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,760 Will that get you going? When we dress up and watch that? 508 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,520 Of course. 509 00:41:52,601 --> 00:41:54,240 Absolutely. 510 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,281 We need an audience. 511 00:41:58,241 --> 00:41:59,681 Want to give it a try? 512 00:42:01,241 --> 00:42:03,161 I have the costumes. 513 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,200 I've prepared a small play. 514 00:42:08,441 --> 00:42:10,400 Everything I ordered came in. 515 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,041 What that supposed to men? 516 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,081 And action! 517 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,560 I heard 518 00:42:27,641 --> 00:42:31,080 that you were a very naughty boy. 519 00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:37,920 And I 520 00:42:39,281 --> 00:42:42,560 like naughty boys very much. 521 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,520 What? 522 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,000 The camera! 523 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:50,040 Sorry! 524 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,600 Well... 525 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,960 what are you in for, stud. 526 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,400 Assault. 527 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,360 Sexual assault. 528 00:43:05,921 --> 00:43:08,640 I'm sure she enjoyed it. 529 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,680 He. 530 00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:13,241 For fuck's sake. 531 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,880 What? 532 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,600 How can I get aroused when you say you molested some guy? 533 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,720 Do you have any idea what goes on in prison? 534 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,560 My character went through a lot. 535 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,440 You smell it? Something's burning. 536 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,200 Fuck! The lamp! 537 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,760 Help me with this. Grab it here. 538 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:48,200 Dad always told me to be a man. 539 00:43:51,761 --> 00:43:52,961 I'm trying, dad. 540 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,760 I'm trying to be like you. 541 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,681 Tough. 542 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,600 Task-oriented. 543 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,040 Dammit. 544 00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:13,841 I can't do go on. 545 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,760 I'll miss you, dad. 546 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,760 At least the camera's okay. 547 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,201 What are we doing? 548 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,881 Well? From the top? 549 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,640 Of what? 550 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,040 The scene. 551 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,160 - The scene? - Yeah. 552 00:44:49,241 --> 00:44:51,840 Do you remember why we started this? 553 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,560 Well... 554 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,120 For sex? 555 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,641 For our marriage. 556 00:45:04,241 --> 00:45:05,520 Our marriage. 557 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,881 I don't know who you are anymore. 558 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,320 Look at yourself. 559 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,280 Just wait! 560 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,440 Guard... 561 00:45:20,201 --> 00:45:24,960 how about we have some fun before you go? 562 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,961 Let me help you. 563 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,120 What are you doing? Are you nuts? 564 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,801 - I just want to comfort you. - That's new. 565 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,681 You've been harassing me all the time lately. 566 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,961 - You're making me think of dad. - Honey, that's not true. 567 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,080 Really? 568 00:45:48,161 --> 00:45:51,320 You played Mufasa's death scene three times to me. 569 00:45:52,121 --> 00:45:54,680 Three times. What's wrong with you? 570 00:45:58,721 --> 00:45:59,681 Nothing. 571 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,400 I know you inside out. 572 00:46:04,481 --> 00:46:08,400 I can see you're hiding something. Tell me what this is about. 573 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,600 I should told you long ago. 574 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,921 As soon as I noticed something. 575 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,120 I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm sick! 576 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:31,800 What do you mean? 577 00:46:32,681 --> 00:46:35,561 I'm so afraid to tell you this. 578 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,680 Is it... 579 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,721 Is it cancer? 580 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,161 I can't lose you. Tell me it's not cancer. 581 00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:50,160 It could be a bit of a cancer. 582 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,760 What do you mean a bit? 583 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,880 Doctors aren't sure. 584 00:46:55,961 --> 00:46:58,040 God... honey. 585 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,241 - We'll fight this. - Yes. 586 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,761 We just have to be strong. 587 00:47:04,481 --> 00:47:06,521 Just not too strong. 588 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,360 I'll send a photo to my mom. 589 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,040 - Do you like it here? - It's beautiful. 590 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,080 Told you it was awesome. 591 00:47:44,921 --> 00:47:45,881 This is it. 592 00:48:06,161 --> 00:48:07,920 I'll pitch the tent. 593 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,041 He wants something different in bed, but we never talk about it. 594 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,280 What do you think? 595 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:20,960 When I suggested we watch an adult movie, she just laughed. 596 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:25,040 Only because you picked the porn version of Game of Thrones. 597 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,761 What can I say? I'm a fan. 598 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,640 There was a dwarf there! 599 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,441 Once I touch you, I'll throw myself at you. 600 00:48:32,681 --> 00:48:34,121 And what do you think? 601 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,560 Most problems in relationships are due to a lack of sincerity. 602 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,520 A lack of communication of one's needs or desires. 603 00:48:48,161 --> 00:48:52,800 Fear of being judged by the partner, 604 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,081 being rejected, ridiculed. 605 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:02,240 Telling the other person about one's feelings requires courage, 606 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,080 but the truth purifies. 607 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,520 The sales level of our services should increase... 608 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,840 Once I touch you, I'll throw myself at you. 609 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,440 You are so passionate. My husband forgot all about that. 610 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,521 When I look at you, I lose control. 611 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,080 Marek, let's meet outside the office. 612 00:49:55,241 --> 00:49:58,241 - First, dress as Khaleesi. - Right. 613 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,920 You can manage without me. 614 00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:03,920 Hello, doctor. Looking for the boss? 615 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,600 No. I mean, yes. I'll find her myself. 616 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,920 Well? 617 00:50:19,841 --> 00:50:21,200 Everything's great. 618 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,041 I'm ready. 619 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,601 The report, yes. 620 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,280 Just a moment, boss, I'm on it. 621 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,481 Don't worry. 622 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,280 No one can hear us. We're alone here. 623 00:50:39,281 --> 00:50:41,960 What you wrote moves me. 624 00:50:42,641 --> 00:50:44,520 Provoked infidelity syndrome. 625 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,800 Occurring most often with men, 626 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,080 sexual excitement achieved through persuasion of partner 627 00:50:51,161 --> 00:50:54,560 to be involved in an affair or infidelity. 628 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,960 Oh my god... 629 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,240 Gosh, sorry. 630 00:51:00,401 --> 00:51:02,921 I'll text you, Marek. 631 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,320 What was that? 632 00:51:11,561 --> 00:51:13,440 I think she liked my report. 633 00:51:13,601 --> 00:51:15,000 Stop it! 634 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,841 I thought you had dropped something. 635 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,640 Stay away from her, troglodyte! 636 00:51:31,241 --> 00:51:32,201 Well! 637 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,521 Come on! 638 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,520 How beautiful! 639 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,721 I love you, you know? 640 00:51:45,401 --> 00:51:46,361 I do. 641 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,680 I love you too. 642 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,601 - Are you nuts? - Jeez... 643 00:51:58,121 --> 00:51:59,561 What the hell? 644 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,640 - Oh god, sorry. - You... 645 00:52:03,521 --> 00:52:04,721 What was your plan? 646 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:06,641 Well... 647 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,200 - You wanted to shag me! - No! I mean... 648 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:16,640 That's why you grabbed my hair and patted me on my butt? 649 00:52:17,681 --> 00:52:19,361 Who do you think you are? 650 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:23,880 Nobody. I don't know what got into me... 651 00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:26,441 You've been a naughty boy. 652 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,441 - You need to be punished. - What? 653 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,440 I don't want any whining here! 654 00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:38,681 Dominatrix. 655 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:43,320 A woman who assumes the dominant role in a sexual relationship. 656 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,441 Good luck with the car. 657 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,760 You don't want me to go with you? 658 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,480 No... 659 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,721 It's nothing pleasant. 660 00:54:02,561 --> 00:54:03,800 Call me after. 661 00:54:30,641 --> 00:54:32,081 What the heck? 662 00:54:47,561 --> 00:54:51,800 Artur, I'll be back a little later, I'm going to the hairdresser. 663 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,320 - Excuse me. Came to pee? - No, come on. 664 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,320 - Unless you'd like to. - No, no. 665 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,880 Can't see much. 666 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,081 Nice crowd today. 667 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,281 - What's this? - I came to watch. And you? 668 00:55:57,401 --> 00:56:00,360 Such lovely ladies. 669 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,201 You know, gentlemen. 670 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,240 My wife died in 1990, and she continues to be dead. 671 00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:10,080 All I can do is look back and reminisce. 672 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,241 - And back at home... - Excuse me, may I? 673 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,880 Here you go. 674 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,761 That is my wife. 675 00:56:19,361 --> 00:56:22,800 He's peeping at his own wife! Pervert! 676 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,721 Let me see. 677 00:56:31,601 --> 00:56:32,840 Right there! 678 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,480 I'll be right back. 679 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,400 Did you reach the doctor's? 680 00:56:51,521 --> 00:56:53,480 We are about to begin. 681 00:56:54,641 --> 00:56:56,160 Damn bitch. 682 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,040 How can you say that about your wife? 683 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,840 Goodbye. 684 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,521 - She did go to the hairdresser. - Are you done? 685 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,920 Here. 686 00:57:12,881 --> 00:57:15,680 Marek, I want to leave Artur. Let's meet. 687 00:57:15,761 --> 00:57:17,600 Goddamn bitch! 688 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,801 Massage those feet! 689 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:24,720 Sure, tonight, at the Elles Bar. At 10 p.m. 690 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,360 Squeeze them, you slut! 691 00:57:31,241 --> 00:57:32,640 - Goodbye. - Bye. 692 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,640 Is that the doctor? 693 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,880 She deals with cancer? 694 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,440 Come up with a new lie, please. I'm listening. 695 00:57:57,281 --> 00:58:01,280 You're really in hospital, and you just went out for your nails. 696 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,001 Come on. 697 00:58:08,681 --> 00:58:10,760 My father is dead, get it? 698 00:58:10,841 --> 00:58:12,720 You are harassing me. 699 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,320 She wrecked my car. 700 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,640 You're telling me you have cancer? 701 00:58:19,721 --> 00:58:21,960 I can't stop crying because of you. 702 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,840 To the point of dehydration. 703 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,401 What's going on, woman? 704 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,120 I didn't kill your father. 705 00:58:33,641 --> 00:58:37,121 I kept lying to you. You know what the biggest lie was? 706 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,281 I don't have orgasms with you. 707 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:40,721 For years now. 708 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,760 What are you saying? 709 00:58:44,681 --> 00:58:48,440 To get pregnant with you, I have to have an orgasm. 710 00:58:48,521 --> 00:58:50,441 You know what I've discovered? 711 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,160 Your tears arouse me. 712 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,880 When you're covered in tears, I come. 713 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,560 Now you know everything. 714 00:59:01,961 --> 00:59:05,880 Bravo! Fantastic! Dear ladies, Alicja! 715 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:11,040 I didn't know it was possible, but you outbid cancer. 716 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:15,840 If you want to actually talk, give me a call. 717 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,840 I'm sorry. 718 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,000 What the hell is this? Ala! 719 00:59:23,681 --> 00:59:24,560 Stop! 720 00:59:24,641 --> 00:59:26,400 You're offended? Typical. 721 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,080 We need to communicate! 722 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,080 That's what I'm saying. Can you hear yourself? 723 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,240 You're so deep in motivational crap that you can't talk to me. 724 00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:38,000 Communication involves two parties. 725 00:59:38,081 --> 00:59:40,481 I don't want to communicate with you! 726 00:59:42,521 --> 00:59:45,401 I want to talk to you and experience emotions. 727 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,480 I want to be able to tell you about my orgasms. 728 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,160 But the truth would mean that you are not perfect! 729 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,441 You're right. 730 00:59:57,641 --> 00:59:59,321 You are sick. 731 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,320 I'm not living with a psycho. I'm done. 732 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:08,640 I did all I could to give you a child. And you know what? 733 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,440 I'm glad that we failed. 734 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,080 So am I. 735 01:00:13,241 --> 01:00:14,561 So am I. 736 01:00:15,641 --> 01:00:17,120 Believe me. 737 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,600 - Just wait... - Back to cancer? 738 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,961 I have to lie down. 739 01:00:27,881 --> 01:00:28,760 Jesus... 740 01:00:28,841 --> 01:00:30,600 Should I lie down too? 741 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,681 I beg you, give it a rest. 742 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,800 Get up. Come on... 743 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,240 You can open your eyes. No one's fooled, sorry. 744 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,881 - Come on. - What's wrong? 745 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,801 It's just a show. 746 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,120 - The lady has cancer. - Ala... 747 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,881 The actor's assistant! She's putting on a show! 748 01:00:52,721 --> 01:00:54,360 Call an ambulance. 749 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,041 - She's pretending! - Right the fuck now! 750 01:00:58,841 --> 01:00:59,960 Ala... 751 01:01:02,321 --> 01:01:03,641 Is your wife sick? 752 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,480 No. 753 01:01:06,521 --> 01:01:08,000 I mean yes. 754 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,001 Cancer. 755 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,320 I mean... 756 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,721 I don't know. 757 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,281 Excuse me? 758 01:01:19,721 --> 01:01:21,401 She may have cancer. 759 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,921 But I can't be sure. 760 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,041 It's possible she's clean. 761 01:01:28,961 --> 01:01:30,080 It's complicated. 762 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,920 You don't know if your wife has cancer? 763 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,561 I don't know anything about her. 764 01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:47,480 I didn't wait for the ambulance. Didn't want to be late. 765 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:52,200 You should have heard what they shouted at each other. 766 01:01:52,841 --> 01:01:54,521 It was really something. 767 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,601 Communication in a relationship is very important. 768 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,240 To our relationship, love. 769 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,960 - I have something for you. - Really? 770 01:02:18,881 --> 01:02:20,640 This time I made an effort. 771 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,560 Really? 772 01:02:28,721 --> 01:02:30,521 You're not nuts or anything? 773 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,360 On the contrary. 774 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:34,920 Right. 775 01:02:53,201 --> 01:02:54,161 Let me. 776 01:03:03,761 --> 01:03:04,721 Earrings. 777 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,601 Do you like them? 778 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,921 They're beautiful. 779 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,920 How did you know I dreamed of these? 780 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,160 I know you. 781 01:03:42,161 --> 01:03:43,520 Very nice. 782 01:03:47,801 --> 01:03:48,761 Nice phone. 783 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,721 - We could use it, right? - Sure. 784 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,961 Take the phone and leave us alone. 785 01:03:59,441 --> 01:04:01,961 - You got what you wanted. - Not really. 786 01:04:02,561 --> 01:04:06,080 We could use such a nice pussy too. 787 01:04:06,881 --> 01:04:08,640 Marek... 788 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,160 Scram, okay? 789 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,920 Really? 790 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,560 Marek! 791 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,080 Shut up, bitch, shut up! 792 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,081 Help! 793 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,240 Shut up, you slut! 794 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,960 - Help! - Can it, I said! 795 01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:01,800 Marek! 796 01:05:02,561 --> 01:05:03,641 Marek... 797 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,120 Marek! 798 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,841 - No passage. - I need to get something. 799 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,280 - Gas leak, sorry. - There's gas here? 800 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,361 There's a failure. 801 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,040 You want to be there when it blows? 802 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,160 - Well, no. - Hence no passage. 803 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,640 Help! 804 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,361 Someone's lying there! 805 01:05:28,721 --> 01:05:30,920 - Was that the plan? - Don't know. 806 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,160 - Maybe it's the gas. - What gas? 807 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,800 Help! 808 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,001 - Is it the gas? - Call an ambulance. 809 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,000 Sure. 810 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,480 Marek... 811 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,680 Honey, it's okay... 812 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,281 It's okay. 813 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,080 - What are you doing? - Calling. 814 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,600 Honey, wake up. Marek! 815 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:06,320 I would like to report... I mean, call an ambulance. 816 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,600 Failing again? 817 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,680 It just buzzes a little. 818 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,440 AMELIA AND MAKS 819 01:06:30,521 --> 01:06:34,640 If you can't hear, you won't work here long. 820 01:06:35,441 --> 01:06:36,200 It's ok. 821 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:38,840 Just don't tell anyone. 822 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,000 I need this job. 823 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,840 I'm going to my mother's. 824 01:06:55,241 --> 01:06:57,720 Think about what you want in life. 825 01:06:58,121 --> 01:06:59,400 That's easy. 826 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:01,040 You. 827 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,600 Are you sure? 828 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,160 You don't look at me at all. 829 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,680 - You're home late. - It's my work. 830 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,960 Bullshit. 831 01:07:12,881 --> 01:07:16,241 I called your brother. You know what he told me? 832 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,200 That you signed up for acting lessons. 833 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:23,240 So what? 834 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:25,880 Really? 835 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,521 Where did that come from? You'll be an actor now? 836 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,401 It was your idea. 837 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,401 When we started dressing up, 838 01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,401 you said I could be a famous actor, right? 839 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,201 I don't think so. 840 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,040 That's not the point. 841 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,680 The point is you didn't tell me. 842 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,720 I was embarrassed. 843 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:52,241 How could I ever be an actor? 844 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,761 That's crazy. 845 01:07:55,001 --> 01:07:56,400 Crazy? 846 01:07:57,161 --> 01:07:58,680 It's preposterous. 847 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,920 - Come on... - It's preposterous! 848 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,480 Ola, don't go. 849 01:08:31,001 --> 01:08:32,400 Don't leave me. 850 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,440 If you go, you'll make the biggest mistake of my life. 851 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,480 I've been afraid of growing old. 852 01:08:45,641 --> 01:08:47,240 Now, I'm just afraid 853 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,921 of growing old without you. 854 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,280 Okay... 855 01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:58,760 It's okay. 856 01:09:02,441 --> 01:09:05,040 - Fucking hell! - What? 857 01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:08,201 - It's in there. - What? 858 01:09:08,321 --> 01:09:09,761 In my eye. 859 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,360 Tiger balm! 860 01:09:11,441 --> 01:09:13,961 Burns like hell! 861 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,960 Why was it in your eye? 862 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,841 You put it there to make yourself cry. 863 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,680 They showed us in acting class. 864 01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:37,721 It was an act? 865 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,800 You couldn't tell? 866 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:45,360 You wacko. 867 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,360 How could I ever think you'd make a good... 868 01:09:50,441 --> 01:09:51,761 Actor? 869 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,400 Husband. 870 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,121 You suck as an actor. 871 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,080 What happened to you? 872 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:02,960 - Where is my Olek? - Come on, give me a break. 873 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:05,081 Fuck Olek, okay? 874 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,600 Olek is stupid and hopeless. 875 01:10:08,681 --> 01:10:10,601 He's hopeless! 876 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,240 I can be better than him! 877 01:10:16,601 --> 01:10:18,161 I'm fucking sick of him! 878 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,160 Me too. 879 01:10:32,801 --> 01:10:34,481 A little too strong. 880 01:10:39,281 --> 01:10:40,961 A little too strong, Olek. 881 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:47,880 Fuck. 882 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,800 Welcome to Videocom. 883 01:10:58,841 --> 01:11:01,680 I am Amelia. 884 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,721 What number would you like me to call? 885 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:14,120 You have reached the Fuck Line. Which of our sluts would you like? 886 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,161 Excuse me? 887 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:20,160 - The Fuck Line. Pick your slut. - Excuse me, please, wait a second. 888 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:25,080 That must be a mistake. That's a service for adults. 889 01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,521 You know. For adults. 890 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,000 I am an adult. 891 01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:32,280 I know. 892 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,560 But that's a sex line!! 893 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,920 Scatophilia. 894 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,280 Sexual arousal and satisfaction 895 01:11:40,361 --> 01:11:43,160 achieved during obscene phone calls. 896 01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:45,720 Whom do you want to talk to? 897 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,681 - I'm Amelia...- Don't care. 898 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,721 Whom do you want? 899 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,281 Yes, sorry. 900 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,400 Whom do you want to talk to? 901 01:11:55,481 --> 01:11:57,041 What are the options? 902 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,401 - What are the options?- Depends what turns you on. 903 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,760 - What turns you on? - What do they have? 904 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,001 What do you have? 905 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,480 Lesbian, hetero sex, for couples. 906 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,161 Fetishes, big boobs, small boobs. 907 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,921 Dominatrix, Asians, Blacks, Blondes. 908 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,080 Group sex, SM, anal. 909 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,800 Squirting, pissing, midgets, fatties, bukkake. 910 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,800 Just tell us what interests you. 911 01:12:23,681 --> 01:12:25,961 They have hetero sex and blonds. 912 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,120 That's all? 913 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,160 That's all. 914 01:12:28,241 --> 01:12:29,360 You sure? 915 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,560 No busty ladies? 916 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,720 The blond hetero then. 917 01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:38,321 I'd like a blonde hetero, please. 918 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,560 Connecting. 919 01:12:39,641 --> 01:12:40,721 He's connecting. 920 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,640 Hey, it's Sabina. Who am I talking to? 921 01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,001 Hey, it's Amelia. 922 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,521 Hey. You sound cool. 923 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,240 I rarely talk to women, 924 01:12:56,321 --> 01:13:00,120 but today I'm so horny I'll make an exception. 925 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,253 No, no. 926 01:13:01,369 --> 01:13:04,241 I'm Amelia, calling from the Videocom company. 927 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,320 I have a guy who uses sign language on the line. 928 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,320 I'll help you communicate. 929 01:13:09,401 --> 01:13:11,480 - What? - I'll be your translator. 930 01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,160 Let me explain it to her. 931 01:13:13,241 --> 01:13:16,320 I'll pass your words to him in sign language. 932 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:21,120 He will answer in sign language, and that way you'll communicate. 933 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,240 Is he deaf? I mean, deaf and dumb? 934 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,721 Yes, deaf. 935 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,360 So he can't hear me? 936 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,800 No, he can't. 937 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,880 You'll show him what I say? 938 01:13:31,961 --> 01:13:34,160 Yes, in sign language. 939 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,401 That's something. 940 01:13:37,241 --> 01:13:39,560 I know a few words in sign language. 941 01:13:39,641 --> 01:13:41,681 How did it go? 942 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,520 I know "fuck"... 943 01:13:43,601 --> 01:13:46,320 and "sunset." 944 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,161 "Sunset" is nice. 945 01:13:48,521 --> 01:13:50,600 Can he see what I'm doing? 946 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,400 No, you're talking on the phone. 947 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,521 He sees me. 948 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,120 Of course. 949 01:13:56,201 --> 01:13:57,360 I get it. 950 01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,800 Listen, what does he look like? 951 01:14:03,161 --> 01:14:05,400 You could say he's handsome. 952 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:10,160 Really? Handsome in what way? Like Brad Pitt or... 953 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,120 Could we start? 954 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,120 Sorry, of course. What was his name? 955 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,720 Address me as if you were speaking directly to him. 956 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,840 Okay. What's your name? 957 01:14:22,481 --> 01:14:24,560 - What is your name? - Maks. 958 01:14:24,641 --> 01:14:25,400 Maks. 959 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,201 - This takes a while. - Yes, there's a delay. 960 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:32,000 What are you up to at this hour, Maks? 961 01:14:32,081 --> 01:14:33,720 What are you doing now? 962 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,321 Finishing work. And you? 963 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,880 Finishing work, the usual. And you? 964 01:14:38,321 --> 01:14:40,241 I was waiting for you to call. 965 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:46,481 - What are you wearing? - A pink bra and panties, and you? 966 01:14:49,361 --> 01:14:50,160 Just boxers. 967 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,680 Really, just boxers? 968 01:14:51,761 --> 01:14:53,520 No, he has a hoodie. 969 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,001 I knew it! 970 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,440 - Don't tell her that! - What? 971 01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,600 - Take them off! - Sorry, wait a moment. 972 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,841 What is it? 973 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,881 Don't tell her about my hoodie! 974 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,000 I didn't! 975 01:15:05,081 --> 01:15:06,560 I can lip read! 976 01:15:10,001 --> 01:15:11,201 I'm sorry. 977 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:12,360 No worries. 978 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,481 I forgive you. You said I was handsome. 979 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,520 I did not! 980 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,160 I got it off your lips. 981 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,320 Are you there? What the hell? 982 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,121 Yes, sorry. What were you saying? 983 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,000 Take off the boxers. 984 01:15:31,121 --> 01:15:32,921 - Take off the boxers. - Done. 985 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,321 - They're off. - Are you hard? 986 01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:38,681 - Excuse me? - This is some challenge. 987 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,920 - Ask about his boner. - Sure. 988 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,760 Are you hard? 989 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,241 Tell her I am. Go with that. 990 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,320 Yes, he's got a boner. 991 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,680 Would you like to put your hard cock in my mouth? 992 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,560 - Let's assume he says "yes."- Has he? 993 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,121 Not yet, but it seems he will. 994 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,801 Ask him then. 995 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,880 He says yes. What a surprise. 996 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:20,600 What do you want me to do now, lover? 997 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,041 Spit on my dick 998 01:16:24,161 --> 01:16:27,080 to make it all slimy. 999 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:29,960 Hello, what should I do? 1000 01:16:30,041 --> 01:16:35,321 We have technical difficulties. Wait a moment, please. 1001 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,160 Jesus... 1002 01:16:37,241 --> 01:16:40,361 - I'm not comfortable with that. - It's your job! 1003 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:43,001 I'm not okay with translating this! 1004 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,800 Then turn me over to someone who is. 1005 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,320 As you wish. 1006 01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,000 I love having your dick in my mouth. 1007 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:03,041 Just put the girl back on. 1008 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,800 Yes? 1009 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:12,320 Forgive me. It has to be you. Please! 1010 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,040 Okay. 1011 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,120 Thank you. 1012 01:17:20,921 --> 01:17:23,480 - Hello, are you there? - Yes, and you? 1013 01:17:23,561 --> 01:17:25,961 Yes, sorry. I'll back up a bit. 1014 01:17:26,561 --> 01:17:31,920 Earlier, he asked for you to spit on his penis to make it all slimy. 1015 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,600 Tell him I have. Spit everywhere. He's slimy as fuck. 1016 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,720 What do you want? 1017 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:44,921 He wants to put his penis inside you... 1018 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,121 into your vagina. 1019 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:49,361 Oh, yeah. So awesome! 1020 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,641 I'm all wet! 1021 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,960 How wonderful! 1022 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,640 Put your huge cock inside me! 1023 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:58,481 Go deep! 1024 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,881 Make it hurt! 1025 01:18:01,601 --> 01:18:03,720 Swallow the damn thing! 1026 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,721 You can spit it out, but you'll still have to swallow it! 1027 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:12,360 Now, you're all sticky, and I'll have to clean this up. 1028 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,960 What is she saying? 1029 01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:19,680 Excuse me, I'm a little confused. What does he have to swallow? 1030 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:22,440 Don't tell him that. I said it to grandma. 1031 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,600 Don't tell him that either. 1032 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,400 I have do something here. Could you take over for a minute? 1033 01:18:28,601 --> 01:18:29,960 Absolutely not. 1034 01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:31,880 Can you hear this? 1035 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,040 My grandma had a stroke. 1036 01:18:34,121 --> 01:18:37,160 I need this job. I'm begging you for a minute. 1037 01:18:37,241 --> 01:18:39,800 It's easier than you think. 1038 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:41,160 Okay. 1039 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:42,200 Thanks. 1040 01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:47,000 Just tell him how much you want his awesome cock inside you. 1041 01:18:47,081 --> 01:18:48,041 Hello? 1042 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:49,640 Crap. 1043 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:55,001 Your cock is... awesome! 1044 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:02,160 Do you want him to fuck you hard or gently? 1045 01:19:03,641 --> 01:19:04,680 Delicately... 1046 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,600 - I want it hard! - She said "delicately"! 1047 01:19:08,681 --> 01:19:10,520 So what? It's my money. 1048 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,040 I want to fuck her hard! 1049 01:19:13,121 --> 01:19:14,640 Then why did you ask? 1050 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,720 He wants to fuck you hard. 1051 01:19:18,641 --> 01:19:20,561 She says okay for now, 1052 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:25,001 but next time start delicately, and then go... you know. 1053 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,560 - That's what she likes? - Yes. 1054 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,560 You didn't even ask. 1055 01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:32,561 I can hear her moan. 1056 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,200 She likes it, trust me. What's next? 1057 01:19:36,281 --> 01:19:38,880 Does she want it up her ass? 1058 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,280 What? 1059 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,561 Does she want me to stick my cock in her ass? 1060 01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,640 She wants to cuddle now. 1061 01:19:46,721 --> 01:19:48,920 You didn't ask her! 1062 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,840 She's not even there! 1063 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,120 - I'm listening to her. - BS! 1064 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,000 - I'm back. - Thank goodness. 1065 01:19:56,081 --> 01:19:57,120 What's up? 1066 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:01,400 Looks like he's fucking you hard from behind in the ass. 1067 01:20:01,481 --> 01:20:02,760 That went fast. 1068 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,401 I told him that too. What's next? 1069 01:20:06,641 --> 01:20:10,721 Tell him it's the biggest dick I've had in my life. 1070 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:14,040 I know, thanks. 1071 01:20:15,521 --> 01:20:17,600 - Well? - In my mouth? 1072 01:20:17,681 --> 01:20:20,201 - It was just in your bum. - So? 1073 01:20:21,401 --> 01:20:24,080 You want to put it in her mouth? 1074 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,640 But it was just in her butt! 1075 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,280 That's what I told her. 1076 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,840 What's so funny? 1077 01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:45,320 - Is this a prank? - No, really. 1078 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,680 Disconnect. 1079 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,841 He wants to disconnect. 1080 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,241 - Did he come? - Jesus. 1081 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,880 - Okay, end it. - Disconnecting. 1082 01:21:13,361 --> 01:21:14,400 Thank you. 1083 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,200 No, thank you. 1084 01:21:19,121 --> 01:21:24,120 This was the most fun conversation I've had on this job. 1085 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,760 Do you have a regular phone? 1086 01:21:28,841 --> 01:21:30,320 No. 1087 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,001 Wait. Don't go yet. 1088 01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:38,120 - Why aren't you sleeping yet? - Insomnia. 1089 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,080 What do you do? 1090 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,800 - I draw comic books. - Really? 1091 01:21:46,961 --> 01:21:47,921 One moment. 1092 01:21:55,601 --> 01:21:58,721 You drew that? I don't believe you. 1093 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,601 Really, I'll show you something. 1094 01:22:59,321 --> 01:23:02,280 SPIT ON MY DICK 1095 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,280 I have to go. 1096 01:23:21,281 --> 01:23:22,241 Really? 1097 01:23:26,441 --> 01:23:28,361 Goodnight, Maks. 1098 01:23:32,681 --> 01:23:33,641 Okay... 1099 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,761 Goodnight, Amelia. 1100 01:23:44,441 --> 01:23:46,680 One more thing... 1101 01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:52,121 Fuck! 1102 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:05,720 I like that tear. 1103 01:24:09,281 --> 01:24:10,481 It is very manly. 1104 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,640 Are you okay? 1105 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,640 I feel like I've lost my mind. 1106 01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:29,400 I'm sorry for all that I said and did. 1107 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:31,560 We needed that, it's fine. 1108 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:35,801 My communication coach would be proud of us. 1109 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,200 Who spilled the beans? 1110 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,041 What? 1111 01:24:48,881 --> 01:24:51,000 Who told you you're pregnant? 1112 01:24:52,601 --> 01:24:54,080 I'm pregnant? 1113 01:24:54,521 --> 01:24:59,840 You collapsed, undoubtedly, due to heat, dehydration, stress, 1114 01:24:59,921 --> 01:25:02,040 and the fourth week of pregnancy. 1115 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:04,400 Congratulations. 1116 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,640 Yes, yes, yes! 1117 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,481 You'll be the best father in the world. 1118 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:31,680 - Whisky, double. - Sure. 1119 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:34,841 Run a tab, please. 1120 01:25:45,281 --> 01:25:46,241 Tough day? 1121 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,000 You don't want to hear it. 1122 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:53,321 My wife is meeting here with her lover. 1123 01:25:53,561 --> 01:25:55,481 Sorry, man. Nothing is worse. 1124 01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:57,680 It's not that bad. I'm the lover. 1125 01:25:58,241 --> 01:25:59,280 I don't follow. 1126 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,401 My wife wants to leave me. 1127 01:26:04,001 --> 01:26:05,400 For her lover. 1128 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,640 But I'm that lover, so... 1129 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,561 she wants to come back to me, not leave me. 1130 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:16,200 Except she doesn't know it's me. 1131 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:20,240 So, when she finds it's me, she'll want to come back to me. 1132 01:26:20,321 --> 01:26:21,320 I think. 1133 01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:23,720 Or not. 1134 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,441 I don't know anymore. 1135 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,801 In 30 years, I've heard many strange stories. 1136 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:30,920 But? 1137 01:26:31,721 --> 01:26:32,720 But what? 1138 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:36,720 You've heard many strange stories, but mine is the strangest. 1139 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:40,241 No, I've just heard a lot of strange stories. 1140 01:26:45,521 --> 01:26:46,481 Hit me again. 1141 01:26:58,361 --> 01:27:02,040 - Since when do you know? - From the start. 1142 01:27:03,401 --> 01:27:05,280 And you kept silent? 1143 01:27:07,121 --> 01:27:08,441 I liked... 1144 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:12,641 I liked you. You've flourished. 1145 01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:15,480 Not for you. 1146 01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,281 Want to know why? 1147 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,000 If you want to tell me. 1148 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:26,921 His name is Marek. 1149 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,721 But you know that. 1150 01:27:30,281 --> 01:27:34,961 In the last two weeks, Marek has shown me more attention, 1151 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:38,640 attentiveness, and passion than you in the last 15 years. 1152 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,040 That's true. 1153 01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:42,560 What? 1154 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,880 I won't deny anything. 1155 01:27:48,401 --> 01:27:50,640 It's too late for that. 1156 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,240 I want a divorce. 1157 01:27:53,321 --> 01:27:56,040 I won't live with someone who doesn't see me. 1158 01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,400 And Marek sees me. 1159 01:28:00,161 --> 01:28:01,760 He sees right through me. 1160 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:07,121 You were like that too once, but that's gone. 1161 01:28:08,201 --> 01:28:09,960 - Zosia... - Don't touch me. 1162 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,560 There is no Marek. 1163 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,680 What do you mean? 1164 01:28:16,841 --> 01:28:18,401 I mean, there is one. 1165 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,120 I know the guy. 1166 01:28:20,201 --> 01:28:21,560 Just... 1167 01:28:22,841 --> 01:28:25,200 It looks easier in movies. 1168 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,000 There is no Marek because I am Marek. 1169 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:34,920 You thought you were texting with him, but you were texting with me. 1170 01:28:35,201 --> 01:28:37,320 You have me for an idiot. 1171 01:28:40,241 --> 01:28:43,841 Would Marek see you right next to my office? 1172 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,280 Never! 1173 01:28:46,361 --> 01:28:48,920 You could never be as romantic as he is. 1174 01:28:49,001 --> 01:28:51,521 Maybe long ago, in a different life. 1175 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:54,240 Okay. 1176 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:55,920 Call him. Now. 1177 01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,480 Okay. I'll call him. 1178 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:02,400 - Right. - Okay! 1179 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,040 You have his phone? 1180 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,640 What? No, this is my phone. 1181 01:29:22,721 --> 01:29:24,480 Not his, mine! 1182 01:29:24,881 --> 01:29:29,520 Marek had a small accident. They took him to the hospital. 1183 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:31,400 You beat him up? 1184 01:29:31,481 --> 01:29:34,601 Why would I? He did nothing wrong. 1185 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,480 You didn't have an affair with Marek, but with me. 1186 01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,241 You scum! 1187 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:42,240 Zosia... 1188 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:46,841 Zosia, it was me! 1189 01:29:49,361 --> 01:29:50,321 Zosia... 1190 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:06,920 On the house. I don't want to know. 1191 01:30:10,481 --> 01:30:13,241 - Marek Myciński. - Visiting hours are over. 1192 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,761 This is a matter of life and death. 1193 01:30:15,881 --> 01:30:17,681 That's a new one here. 1194 01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,360 Marek? 1195 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:22,520 Hi. 1196 01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:25,160 Did I work? 1197 01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:27,641 No. 1198 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,160 It worked a little. 1199 01:30:31,241 --> 01:30:33,320 I was afraid and it wasn't fun. 1200 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:36,240 Seems I'm not much of a rapist. 1201 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,361 That's good, honey. 1202 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,880 It was just a dumb fantasy, I'm sorry. 1203 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:48,120 Could you hand me my jacket? 1204 01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:54,761 Here. 1205 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:57,920 Check the left pocket. 1206 01:31:00,401 --> 01:31:01,520 The other left. 1207 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,480 Normally, I'd kneel... 1208 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:12,120 Will you marry me? 1209 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,320 Yes! Yes! 1210 01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:21,560 Sorry! 1211 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:26,400 So beautiful! 1212 01:31:28,001 --> 01:31:29,600 I came when I heard... 1213 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:32,000 Good evening, boss. 1214 01:31:32,081 --> 01:31:33,521 Hello, sorry. 1215 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,480 I... 1216 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:38,640 Marek? 1217 01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:44,600 Marek...? 1218 01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:52,361 Did my husband have anything to do with this? 1219 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,960 Who? 1220 01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:56,960 Artur, my husband. 1221 01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:04,001 Your husband? 1222 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:07,760 He really helped us. 1223 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:10,560 He called an ambulance. Fantastic guy. 1224 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:11,681 Thank you. 1225 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:13,880 Idiot. 1226 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:15,480 Pardon? 1227 01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:18,960 No, no... 1228 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,401 Not you. 1229 01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,801 Me. 1230 01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:27,840 All the best to you. 1231 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:07,961 Before you ask, Tomek went camping. 1232 01:33:11,081 --> 01:33:15,161 July 14, 1993, at the lakes. 1233 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,720 I will never forget that day. 1234 01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:21,680 Campfire, sailing... 1235 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,161 and you. 1236 01:33:25,601 --> 01:33:27,720 I fell in love at first sight. 1237 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:34,320 - I didn't want to light a fire inside. - Good call. 1238 01:33:35,801 --> 01:33:38,120 There was horrible rain, remember? 1239 01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:39,920 I do. 1240 01:33:52,121 --> 01:33:53,441 I love you, Zosia. 1241 01:33:57,041 --> 01:33:58,800 I'm sorry, I was no good. 1242 01:34:00,161 --> 01:34:01,121 Me too. 1243 01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:08,201 But what we had 1244 01:34:09,641 --> 01:34:11,400 is still smoldering. 1245 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,961 We can still light it up. 1246 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:27,560 And you played so nicely in that rain. 1247 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:40,920 The state of being in love can be compared to a psychotic condition. 1248 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:45,840 Vasopressin and oxytocin shots to the brain are responsible. 1249 01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,200 Unfortunately, this doesn't last long. 1250 01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:58,280 Later, you must consciously, at your own free will, 1251 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:01,920 simply go crazy. 1252 01:35:44,681 --> 01:35:47,520 Look, White's sitting there. Hi there, White! 1253 01:36:26,801 --> 01:36:29,160 Ten years of sitting in jail is fine. 1254 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:32,040 For hemorrhoids, I recommend Buttisan. 1255 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,440 Buttisan, and you can sit it out with pleasure. 1256 01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:42,680 BUTTISAN HEMORRHOID CREAM