1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,240 NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks' The Penguins of Madagascar. 2 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:22,430 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 3 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,420 -Cute and cuddly, boys! 4 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,470 -Here for your tour? 5 00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:12,380 Fine. 6 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:14,010 Pay attention and keep up. 7 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:16,610 I talk fast, and I walk faster. 8 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,810 This is an elephant. 9 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:22,680 This is an otter. 10 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,600 Potty break. 11 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,480 CHILDREN: Yay! 12 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,180 ALICE: Movin' on. 13 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:31,140 This is-- 14 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:32,290 -Excuse me, sir. 15 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,050 You dropped this. 16 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,080 -Oh, oh, why, thank you, young man. 17 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,420 -Y'know, you could have totally kept that dollar. 18 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:41,250 -But returning that dollar was my good deed for the day. 19 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,380 -Good deed for the day? 20 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:45,510 -Oh, yes, ma'am. [CLEARS THROAT] Let nothing keep you 21 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:49,030 away from doing a good deed each and every day. 22 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:51,530 --[SIGH] Whatever peels your bananas. 23 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:55,110 Come on, we wanna hit the rhino before he digests breakfast. 24 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,940 -Now, that's the way to do it! 25 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:02,000 -Yeah, you don't want to catch Roy with a fuming tailpipe. 26 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,390 Oh, you're talking about the good deed. 27 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,010 -But Skipper, don't we already do 28 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:07,080 good and right wrongs and such? 29 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:07,780 -Frequently. 30 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,530 -Ah, yeah! 31 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:11,120 -Yes, but these uniformed child operatives 32 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,700 do it each and every day. 33 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,890 Gentlemen, we have a good deed gap. 34 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,400 Well, that was frustrating. 35 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,570 -Skipper, maybe one of our fellow zoo animals 36 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,910 would appreciate a good deed? 37 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,340 [HUMMING] 38 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:40,430 -(SHOUTING) we need you! 39 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,990 [GROAN] 40 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:48,160 -You guys really need to learn to knock. 41 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,060 -No time for niceties, sister. 42 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,790 This is an urgent matter. 43 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,960 -We need to do our good day for the day. 44 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:54,890 -Oh, well, sure. 45 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:56,270 That is urgent. 46 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:57,510 -You're telling me? 47 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,930 We need to do it sometime in the next eight hours. 48 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,070 [MUFFLED SPEECH] 49 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:04,230 -Well, you could clean up this mess that you kinda made. 50 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:06,240 -Now, don't think twice about it, Marlene. 51 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,970 We are good deed to go. 52 00:03:20,170 --> 00:03:21,720 -Leaf cleaning accomplished, Ma'am! 53 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,570 -OK. 54 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,070 Not bad, guys. 55 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,330 -Team Do-Gooders, we have achieved good 56 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:27,380 deed doing for the day. 57 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,760 -And with seven hours, six minutes left. 58 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,840 [METAL CLANG, CRIES OF PAIN] 59 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,450 -Who the devil whacked me with a bucket of wet leaves? 60 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,500 -Oops. 61 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,790 -It appears to be a back injury. 62 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:41,890 -I know it's a back injury, Phil! 63 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:43,440 -Fear not, Mason. 64 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,470 Allow me to introduce my Crankotronic 65 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:47,950 Spinal Straightener. 66 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:51,400 -That looks suspiciously like a mediaeval torture device. 67 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,580 -Sometimes, we have to look backwards to move forward. 68 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:57,630 -Ah, so it is a mediaeval torture device. 69 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:58,880 -Pretty much. 70 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,590 [PAINED NOISES] 71 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:03,540 -(RELAXED) Oh, yeah. 72 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:06,120 -No, I am not getting into that. 73 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:06,950 Ever. 74 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:08,950 -But if you don't, this bad deed will 75 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:11,280 cancel out our good deed for the day. 76 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,480 And then our good deed record will be permanently soiled. 77 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,750 -I fail to see how that is my problem. 78 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,770 -Men, the situation is dire. 79 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:22,680 We've gotta fix that simian's sorry spine. 80 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,960 You ever hear the words coming out of your own mouth 81 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,240 and think, what's that guy talking about? 82 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,890 KING JULIEN: Oh, yes! 83 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:31,230 Yeah, that is the stuff! 84 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,500 OK, good, turn to the shoulder blade. 85 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,460 Yeah, get-- get up in there. 86 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:36,760 Oh, yes, work it. 87 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,350 -Bingo. 88 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:39,240 -Yeah, sure. 89 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,480 I can help Mason. 90 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,350 -Mm, no. 91 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,870 If you want my right hand man's right and left hands, 92 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,940 then I'll need something in return. 93 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,930 -But we're doing a good deed, maybe you could do one as well. 94 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,410 -Did you hear? 95 00:04:57,410 --> 00:05:00,100 Did you hear what he just said? 96 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,470 Oh, you were serious. 97 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,190 -Well, yeah. 98 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:11,560 -I mean, you'd think it's just so-- OK, I'm through now. 99 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:15,430 No, I'm not. 100 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,580 -Knock it off and name a price, ringtail. 101 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,200 -OK, OK. 102 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,060 Good deed. 103 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,030 -Ringtail. 104 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:36,750 -I should like a pink feather from the flamingo's booty. 105 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:42,610 Yes, a pinky booty feather will add that touch of elegance. 106 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,140 -Nuh-uh, baby. 107 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:46,350 Nobody's pluckin' my tailfeathers. 108 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,310 -What if we give you something in return? 109 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:51,050 -Ooh, mm, well, I could go for some peanuts. 110 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,150 -Oh, yeah. 111 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:58,180 I got lots of peanuts. 112 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:01,730 You can have some if you score me some extra hay. 113 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:03,270 -Hay, eh? 114 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,410 Hmm. 115 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,520 Yeah, I got some, but if you want it, 116 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,420 you gotta do me a favour. 117 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,580 -We prefer the term, good deed. 118 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,600 -So what do you need, odd-toed ungulate? 119 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,280 -Guess. 120 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,480 Stop trowin' our banana peels over da wall over dere? 121 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,190 -Uh, dis we could do. 122 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:23,890 -Yeah, well for a price. 123 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:25,000 -How did I know? 124 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,430 All I'm saying is we could do with a nice pizza pie-- 125 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,030 -Extra pepperoni. 126 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:30,730 Capisce? 127 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:33,450 -Yes, and we also understand. 128 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,520 MAN (ON PHONE): Hey, you got it. 129 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,920 One pizza, extra pepperoni. 130 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,190 Be there 30 minutes, or your pizza's free. 131 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,920 COMPUTER: Gratze. 132 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,340 -Suit up, boys. 133 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:45,690 Maybe finally we can put this good deed to bed. 134 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:47,290 COMPUTER: Thank you. 135 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,160 -Thanks. gotta run. 136 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,490 If these pizzas are late, the boss'll have my-- hey! 137 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:54,690 Ever heard of a tip? 138 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:55,390 Penguins? 139 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,070 -He's seen too much! 140 00:06:57,070 --> 00:06:59,210 -Hiyah! 141 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,700 -Here's your tip, delivery human. 142 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:06,000 Know when to walk away, know when to run. 143 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,290 -By receiving this pizza, you agree 144 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:10,160 to the previously negotiated terms. 145 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,780 Namely, that you will stop throwing 146 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,580 banana peels into Roy's habitat. 147 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,870 -Of course, what do you take us for? 148 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,820 -A coupla mooks? 149 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,870 -Banana peel free and loving it! 150 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:25,180 -Pleasure doing business with you. 151 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,090 -Mmm-mm! 152 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,210 I do love me some peanuts. 153 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:32,900 -Mm. 154 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,740 Yes. 155 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:34,600 I like it! 156 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,020 -By jove, man, you did it! 157 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:44,370 Your hands are miraculous. 158 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:46,380 I'm a new chimp! 159 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,370 -Glad I could help. 160 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:48,250 -All right. 161 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,140 Now we can put our good-deed-doing to bed. 162 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,190 -Uh huh. 163 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:57,150 -Boys, it's time to crack open a cool, frosty high five. 164 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:57,850 -Wow! 165 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:58,970 Sorry about that. 166 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:00,620 -What gives, Private? 167 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,680 Called for high fiving. 168 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,390 Get your head out of the clouds! 169 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,310 -Sorry, Skipper. 170 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,640 I just keep thinking about the pizza delivery boy. 171 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,720 -Oh, no worries there, Private. 172 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,590 By the time he comes to, he won't remember what hit him. 173 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,080 -No, no, Skipper. 174 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,330 He's got a truck full of pizzas waiting to be delivered! 175 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,310 -Wow! 176 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,280 -All those metro area families going hungry, 177 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,880 and it's our fault! 178 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,840 -Those numerous bad deeds will far 179 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,080 outweigh today's one good deed. 180 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,460 [PHONE RINGS] 181 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,390 MAN (ON PHONE): Hey, Bob, are you making those deliveries, 182 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:29,870 or what? 183 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:30,290 -Uh. 184 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:31,790 MAN (ON PHONE): I told you you got 30 minutes 185 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:34,660 or it's your job, and that was 22 minutes ago! 186 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:35,910 -Uh, OK. 187 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:38,670 -All right, boys, hang on to your pepperonis. 188 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:40,090 We've got a pizza run to make. 189 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,780 -I don't need to continue my sessions, Doc. 190 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,550 Because I realised there's no way an elephant and a bunch 191 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,170 of penguins ever came to my apartment 192 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,560 to return a kazoo I lost as a kid. 193 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,180 I mean, that's-- that's crazy talk! 194 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,260 Finally, my pizza. 195 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:01,960 Keep the change. 196 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,040 COMPUTER: Gratuity nice. 197 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,570 -Actually, Doc, forget what I said. 198 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,900 I'll, uh, I'll see ya Thursday. 199 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,430 -Thanks! 200 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,230 -Last delivery. 201 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,390 -What was the last address again? 202 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,260 -410, 52nd Street. 203 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:33,380 -I see a 408 and a 416, but no 410. 204 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,200 -Wait, was that East 52nd, or West? 205 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:35,900 -I'm not sure. 206 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,490 I suppose that little squiggle might be a W. 207 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,500 -Cross town. 208 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,220 Rico, take the wheel. 209 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:47,840 -(AMUSED) Good deed. 210 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,240 -Rico, look out! 211 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,700 You're not supposed to-- 212 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,010 -[WHISTLES] Hey, [GIBBERISH] 213 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,820 -Thanks to Rico's complete disregard 214 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:29,440 for the rules of the road, we got here in record time. 215 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,720 -Still, we only have 20 seconds to get 216 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,460 this pizza delivered to the seventh floor. 217 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,540 -We'll never make it! 218 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,880 -Never is not in my vocabulary. 219 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,380 Neither is cutlet, for different reasons. 220 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,080 Rico! 221 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,470 A little lower. 222 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,030 A skosh. 223 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:47,730 And fire! 224 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,570 -A few more seconds and our pizza is free. 225 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:51,270 -Five. 226 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,020 -Four. 227 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:52,820 -Three. 228 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,520 -Two. 229 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,080 -There you are! 230 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,760 My fastest driver. 231 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,460 -Huh? 232 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,160 What? 233 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,520 -You're the only driver who got all 234 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,110 the pizzas delivered in time! 235 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:08,980 Today, you are no longer a delivery boy, 236 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,280 you are a delivery man. 237 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,290 -Oh, really? 238 00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:14,730 Oh, that-- uh, uh, uh sweet. 239 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,660 -Well, how 'bout that? 240 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,400 A good deed, pure and clean. 241 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:27,610 [LAUGHING] 242 00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:28,650 -Hey, hey. 243 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,570 Hey, Maurice, wake up! 244 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:33,760 You know what I was just thinking in my brain? 245 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,530 -Do tell. 246 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:42,420 -That time the penguins wanted we to do a good deed. 247 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,770 What were they thinking? 248 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:50,690 It's so funny! 249 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,310 Join with me! 250 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,890 It's funny, Mauri-- come on, it's a little funny. 251 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:58,320 [GRUNT] 252 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:12,600 MORT: I want Cheezy Bits! 253 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,450 -Mort? 254 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,300 What are you doing? 255 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:25,450 -I want Cheezy Bits! 256 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:26,990 -That's not how you get snacks out. 257 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,650 First we need to find some money. 258 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,610 You'd be surprised how much loose change 259 00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:31,660 ends up under of these things. 260 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:35,530 Hey, this oughta do the trick. 261 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,230 MORT: Yay! 262 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,630 I got Cheezy Bits! 263 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,330 Yay. 264 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,770 -I can't get the door open. 265 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,490 OK, not getting out that way. 266 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:54,690 Still, there must be some way out of this stuffy box. 267 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,430 One, two, three! 268 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:02,910 --[SPITS] I do not like Cheezy Bits. 269 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,600 -Marvellous, Mort. 270 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,100 -Who put a pretty pink floral arrangement in there? 271 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,670 Private, I'm looking at you. 272 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,850 Or I would be, if you were here. 273 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:14,860 Where's young Private? 274 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,560 -Hmm. 275 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:20,810 0800 hours, he should be watching the Lunacorns. 276 00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:22,180 -Weird. 277 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:25,180 -Man, something smells fishy here. 278 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,190 I mean beyond the ever-present fishy smell of our home. 279 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,350 [SCREAMING] 280 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,560 -This mango is rotten! 281 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,230 Oh, I'm so angry. 282 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,070 I need to be kicking something. 283 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,740 Mort, assume the position. 284 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,440 Hey, where is he? 285 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,220 -Not where he usually is. 286 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:48,030 -The lemurs are missing key personnel, too? 287 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,040 -Mmm, [GIBBERISH]. 288 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,230 -We'll canvass the zoo in a counter-clockwise 289 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:54,020 concentric circle pattern. 290 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,040 Now, the advantages of this search-- 291 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,990 -Boring! 292 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,320 Let's move out. 293 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,290 Ringtail, I said move out. 294 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,080 -Shh! 295 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,270 Look, Prince Sharesalot forgot Princess 296 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,920 Selfrespectra's birthday! 297 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,830 And she is devastated, look at her! 298 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,890 -You want devastation, ringtail, I'll give you devastation. 299 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:16,330 -Uh, Skipper, maybe it's best we leave him watching the tube. 300 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,780 I mean, the king's helping usually 301 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,850 isn't that helpful, know what I mean? 302 00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:30,620 -There. 303 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,010 -Yay, you did it! 304 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,240 What did you do? 305 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,670 -Because of the narrow and woefully confining space, 306 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,820 I can't get enough force to knock the glass out. 307 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,290 But this tightly coiled spring just might. 308 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,750 So when I untie the licorice vines, it'll-- 309 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,490 [CREAKING] 310 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,490 -Oopsie. 311 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,380 I eated the vine. 312 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,210 -So I noticed. 313 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,180 -Rico, a fellow soldier's MIA, and you 314 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,940 want to stop for munchies? 315 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,280 -Um, nuh uh? 316 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:04,980 -Right. 317 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,140 Now, stay frosty, man. 318 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:09,340 Private and Sad Eyes could be anywhere. 319 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,940 PRINCESS SELFRESPECTRA (ON TV): My birthday wish 320 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:13,810 is, I wish I'd never had a birthday! 321 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:14,890 -[GASP] No! 322 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,090 NARRATOR (ON TV): The Lunacorns will 323 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:18,490 return after these important messages. 324 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,010 -Aww, ma-- oh. 325 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,870 These messages are important? 326 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,860 Then I will pay extra attention. 327 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,810 PROFESSOR (ON TV): Hey, hey, kids! 328 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:28,990 Professor Quimby Q. Cutiepie here. 329 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:32,170 I'm coming to your area to reveal my brand 330 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:35,370 new collection of cutie pie cuties. 331 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,880 -Ahh That is Mort, and the silly penguin! 332 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,770 They are petrified with fear! 333 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,160 -Better hurry, because these limited edition 334 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,800 animals won't last long. 335 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,500 -No! 336 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,260 -Yes! 337 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:51,310 Soon they'll be locked away in the professor's vault, forever! 338 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,010 NARRATOR (ON TV): Meet the professor this afternoon 339 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,440 at 8686 Battery Place. 340 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,050 -8686 Battery Place. 341 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,000 8686 Battery Place. 342 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,650 -Private, oh, Private. 343 00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,720 We've got winkies. 344 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,490 -Forget it. 345 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:06,340 This private bait just isn't cutting the mustard. 346 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,440 -Uh, so can I toss these away then? 347 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,730 They're kinda creepin' me out. 348 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,520 KING JULIEN: 8686 Battery Place. 349 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,090 8686 Battery Place! 350 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,060 I know where they are! 351 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,720 They've been taken by an evil professor, 352 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,340 and he said they won't last long! 353 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,690 He's gonna lock him in the vault, forever! 354 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,580 -And you know all this, how? 355 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,590 You were watching the Lunacorns when we left. 356 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:29,810 -8686 Batt-- Yes, and it was very good, too. 357 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,270 But then they interrupted the show 358 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,630 with a very important message! 359 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:33,330 -Breaking news? 360 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,460 -Yes, very broken! 361 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:38,210 Fortunately, the TV box said where to find this man, 362 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,910 and it is 8686 Battery Place! 363 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:45,100 -That sicko's got a whole place for battering? 364 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:49,340 -And he calls himself an academic. 365 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,190 -I've gotta get outta here. 366 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:52,390 Get a grip, Private. 367 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,590 Going crackers won't solve anything. 368 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,170 OK, think. 369 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,480 What would Skipper do in this situation? 370 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,670 He'd ask for options. 371 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,550 So what would Kowalski say? 372 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:05,470 Probably something I wouldn't understand anyway. 373 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:08,170 Course, Rico'd just want to blow it up. 374 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,440 Yes, that's it! 375 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,470 It starts with these winter fresh mints. 376 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,670 You see, they spark when you chew them. 377 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,350 The sparks will ignite these flaming hots, which 378 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,420 will act like a fuse and burn to these very 379 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,730 combustible sugary sticks. 380 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,300 And hopefully they will blow with enough bang 381 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,980 to knock this window out, while we're safely 382 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,130 hidden behind a packet of crisps. 383 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,400 Pretty smashing plan, eh, Mort? 384 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,100 No! 385 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,740 MORT: My mouth got all sparkly! 386 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:41,250 -Ugh. 387 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:45,650 It smells like seafood up t-- 388 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,650 COMPUTER: What are you looking at, buddy? 389 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,440 -Hi, Face. 390 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,670 My name is Mort. 391 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,090 What's yours? 392 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,520 [SLURP] That's a funny name. 393 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,410 Oh, that's not you, is it, you silly face? 394 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,080 What are you licking? 395 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,320 -Well, Mort, I've fashioned these hard candies 396 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,470 into a wrench, and now I'm going to use 397 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,550 it to open the back of this machine so we can escape. 398 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,410 -Oh, boy! 399 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,210 Can I help? 400 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,290 Can I? 401 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,000 No, Mort, you cannot. 402 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,550 In fact, don't touch anything at all. 403 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,470 Every time you touch something, it goes all wrong, 404 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,420 and I wind up trapped in here for another hour, 405 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,240 and-- is it me, or is the oxygen getting thin in here? 406 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,940 -That sounded just like the bossy penguin. 407 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,540 Oh, now do the throw-uppy one! 408 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,430 No, that's still the bossy one. 409 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,010 COMPUTER: Keep up the good work. 410 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,630 According to my calculations, this 411 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,050 is the evil professor's back entrance. 412 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,610 I believe we can enter through that ventilation grate. 413 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,560 STORE MANAGER: We are so excited for this event. 414 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,730 We'll get you out in front of the kids in just a few moments. 415 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:04,120 -OK, Quimby, it's showtime! 416 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,370 -OK, Rico, it's showtime. 417 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,990 -What was that? 418 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,330 -Where is lemur? 419 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,920 Where is penguin? 420 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,840 -What is this? 421 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,950 [SCREAMS] 422 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:26,600 -So, kids, without further ado, meet 423 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,860 Professor Quimby Q Cutiepie and his cuties! 424 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,870 -Uh, Kowalski, shouldn't a mad scientist's lair 425 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:43,460 have more instruments of death, and less adorable children? 426 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,360 -One would think. 427 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,700 -Uh, guys. 428 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,870 What's with all the plush? 429 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,070 -I don't know, beats me. 430 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:51,170 -Boys, I think we've been the opposite of right. 431 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:51,870 -Mmm. 432 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,340 And I wonder how that could happen? 433 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,110 -Where is my Mort? 434 00:19:56,110 --> 00:20:00,050 Tell me, or I shall insult you with a withering put-down! 435 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:02,950 Probably something about your sense of fashion. 436 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,920 I don't know, it'll come to me. 437 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,040 Why are we fleeing? 438 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,650 -OK, Mort. 439 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,560 We have enough food to last us several days. 440 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,430 And surely Skipper will find us by then, right? 441 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:18,120 -Mmm, my finger smells funny. 442 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,510 You wanna smell it? 443 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,210 -No. 444 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,320 I'm going to conserve energy and sleep. 445 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,290 You should do the same. 446 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,270 -Nighty night! 447 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,250 [LOUD BURP] 448 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:30,950 -Nah? 449 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:31,830 What-- what was that? 450 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,030 -Ooh. 451 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:36,710 My tummy no feel so good. 452 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,590 -Mort, What happened? 453 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,290 Where's the food? 454 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:40,590 -Eh, I got hungry. 455 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,040 -So you ate everything? 456 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,520 Well, even the Cheezy Bits? 457 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,520 -They're not so bad after the fifth bag. 458 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,500 -Do you realise what you've done, Mort? 459 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,930 We needed that food. 460 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,870 You've doomed us both! 461 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:56,650 -Doomed? 462 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:57,350 -Yes! 463 00:20:57,350 --> 00:21:02,490 Doomed, doomed, doomed, because you're dumb, dumb, dumb! 464 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:03,950 Oh, don't you dare cry. 465 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,820 Because the only thing worse than being trapped with you 466 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,710 for the rest of my life is being trapped 467 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:10,260 for the rest of my life, with you crying! 468 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,210 -The vending machine is empty again? 469 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,250 Bah, gotta restock. 470 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:19,950 -Huh? 471 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:24,240 Shh. 472 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:34,300 Oh, I can breathe again! 473 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,320 Mort, you did it! 474 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,560 Eating all that food actually saved our lives. 475 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,010 I'm sorry I got cross with you. 476 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:43,170 -And I'm sorry I eated all the food. 477 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,160 -But Mort, don't you see? 478 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,660 It was a good thing that you ate the food! 479 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:49,190 -But you told me not to. 480 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:50,430 No, I know I did. 481 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,620 But it was good that you did anyway, because it saved us. 482 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,770 Don't you understand? 483 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:56,430 [STOMACH GURGLES] 484 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,650 -I have to go potty. 485 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,320 -They could be anywhere by now. 486 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,200 We'll never see Mort again. 487 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,470 -Or Private. 488 00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:05,220 [MOURNING NOISE] 489 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,940 I will not have this unit going soft. 490 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:10,420 Private was a first-class soldier, 491 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:13,350 but I don't expect to miss him any more than I missed 492 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:17,040 Manfredi, or Johnson, or-- Private? 493 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,970 You're alive! 494 00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:21,680 Don't scare me like that ever again. 495 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,050 You hear me? 496 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,670 You hear me? 497 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:27,350 You hear me? 498 00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:28,980 You hear me? 499 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,070 -It's good to see you, too, Skipper. 500 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,730 -Mort, you are alive! 501 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:36,130 Oh, OK, go on and bring it in. 502 00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:39,190 Oh, I am feeling such a happiness 503 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,790 that I don't even want to kick you. 504 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:42,830 -Really? 505 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:43,530 -Yes. 506 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:47,280 But tomorrow, look out, cause I've got a footy with 507 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,100 your booty's name all over it, you know what I'm sayin'? 508 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:50,930 -Hooray! 509 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:54,810 King Julien's going to write my name on his foot!