1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:36,190 NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks's "The Penguins of Madagascar." 2 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,060 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 3 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,650 -This is it. 4 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:12,970 Although I can't read, I am certain this postcard is 5 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:15,420 the call to arms we've been waiting for. 6 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,510 -We just need the chimps to confirm it. 7 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,770 -Confirm nothing, Kowalski. 8 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:20,430 I can feel it in my gut. 9 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,840 Do you doubt by gut? 10 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,740 This gut here? 11 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,950 Do you, gut doubter? 12 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:24,660 -No, Skipper. 13 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:25,360 No. 14 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,720 You know I have the utmost respect for your gut. 15 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,420 -Right. 16 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,830 And my gut says this is it, Farmageddon. 17 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:32,530 Rico, weapons. 18 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,090 [LAUGHING] 19 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:40,100 -Bring it on! 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:45,030 -It says Private's Uncle Nigel is coming for a visit. 21 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:45,870 -Uncle Nigel! 22 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,780 Oh joy! 23 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:48,740 [EXPLOSION] 24 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,690 MAN: My car! 25 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:56,330 -So I was on the hunt for a rare, rough fruited buttercup. 26 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,110 -It's a flower. 27 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:57,810 -Oh. 28 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,840 -Circled the globe twice over only 29 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,510 to find the tricky devil right there in my own cottage garden. 30 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,010 Dear me. 31 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:08,680 [EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER] 32 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,680 -Wait, what? 33 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,200 -Oh Uncle Nigel, another smashing story. 34 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,040 I'm so glad you found the time to visit. 35 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,440 -Well, it was nothing but a skip across the pond, 36 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,000 well worth it for my favourite nephew. 37 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,880 I had such a doily when I was a lad. 38 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,610 Hand knitted a tea cosy. 39 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,870 Hairpin lace doily, the prize of the daffodil contest-- 40 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:26,860 -Doilies, doilies, doilies. 41 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,240 We need a distraction. 42 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,070 -I am on it. 43 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,850 -How about that? 44 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:45,520 I seem to have sent the power core into overload. 45 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,170 Clumsy me. 46 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:48,310 -Really, Kowalski? 47 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,970 That's your distraction? 48 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,760 -It was the first thing that came to mind. 49 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,470 -Distraction? 50 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:53,170 -Nothing, Private. 51 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:55,350 Nothing at all. come on, men. 52 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,970 Let's go have some fun with anti-matter rods. 53 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,100 [CHEERING] 54 00:02:59,100 --> 00:02:59,800 -Righty-o, lads. 55 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,860 We'd best get on the st-- 56 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:02,610 -No, no, Nigel. 57 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,440 Stay with Private and tell him more 58 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,910 of those delightfully stupefying stories. 59 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:07,790 -All right, then. 60 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:08,660 I shall. 61 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:09,360 -Tell 'em all. 62 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,210 Get 'em out of your system, please. 63 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:15,060 -So, just when I thought I'd found 64 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:19,010 the perfect doily-- right. 65 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:19,930 They're gone. 66 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:22,440 Now I can proceed with my true mission. 67 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,140 -Mission? 68 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,480 -Hush, hush, boy. 69 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,100 Hy probability of dicey. 70 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,180 -Dicey? 71 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,250 Uncle Nigel, what are you talking about? 72 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,960 -The old spy game. 73 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,760 Why, surely you suspected. 74 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,460 -You're a spy? 75 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,350 [YELLING] 76 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,010 -And of course, Aunty Polly [INAUDIBLE] 77 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:41,400 absolutely refused to-- of course I'm a spy, lad. 78 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,830 -What is that? 79 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,640 -Oh, just a little something the boys in the lab 80 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,410 have whipped up. 81 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:59,670 Then Cousin Dicky-- Ah, my target 82 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:03,570 it is indeed somewhere in the central park. 83 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:05,290 -But you can't be a spy. 84 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:07,880 The buttercups, the knitting, the doilies. 85 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,020 -Rubbish for the ruse, boy, the trappings 86 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,570 of the deep cover life. 87 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:15,030 By the by, compliments on your own cover, Private. 88 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:16,850 No one would ever suspect you to be 89 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,400 anything but a hopeless Nancy cat. 90 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,740 I mean, look at this bit of stuff and nonsense. 91 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,650 Brilliant and bright. 92 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:27,350 -All-- all part of my cover. 93 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,070 [YELLING] 94 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:29,940 -It burns! 95 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:30,820 It burns! 96 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:33,220 -Teacups, crumpets, Battenburg. 97 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:33,920 Right. 98 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:38,730 Now my target is the vilest of vermin, the red squirrel. 99 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:39,700 -The red squirrel? 100 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,400 [LAUGHING] 101 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,580 -Uncle Nigel, there is no red squirrel. 102 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,210 He's just a myth. 103 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:47,190 -He's a tricky customer sure enough. 104 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:52,720 50 years unseen by any and all, but that's about to change. 105 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,420 Quickly, lad. 106 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,840 The game's afoot. 107 00:04:55,840 --> 00:05:00,880 -Uncle Nigel, please, the red squirrel is a fairy tale. 108 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,960 -Pay attention because I'm only going to say this 109 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,100 once unless, of course, at my discretion, 110 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,430 I choose to repeat it. 111 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:08,210 The red squirrel is real. 112 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:11,140 -Uncle Nigel, that's impossible because he doesn't exist. 113 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,910 -But how? 114 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:25,400 I don't-- I can't-- 115 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,730 -Who's a brave soldier? 116 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:28,200 You disarm the missile. 117 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,140 I've got an engagement with Sciurius Vulgaris. 118 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,390 -Well, done, Agent Nigel. 119 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:41,680 I'm impressed-- [YELLING] the sun! 120 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,850 All those years underground, I got the light sensitivity, 121 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,050 and I got it bad. 122 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:47,360 -The red squirrel is real? 123 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,090 Really real? 124 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:48,860 Really? 125 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,530 -Lad, don't make me beak slap you again. 126 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:52,240 -Right. 127 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,760 -Shall we, Red? 128 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:05,120 -What's your nefarious plan this time? 129 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,390 -The toxin in that missile will make acorns so large they 130 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:13,800 will destroy all other plant life. 131 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,960 -50 years of planning and you come up with that? 132 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,210 -I like acorns a lot. 133 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:26,710 -Oh yes. 134 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,180 Oh dear. 135 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,410 -Surrender, Red. 136 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:34,640 -Sorry, Agent Nigel, but I have a previously scheduled launch 137 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,310 date. 138 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,010 -Oh. 139 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,060 Nasty place for a launch button. 140 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,120 [EXPLOSION] 141 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:41,820 -Private! 142 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,490 Get off of there, lad! 143 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,190 -No! 144 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:45,190 I can-- 145 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,190 [YELLING] 146 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:57,620 -Throwing yourself into the bowels of the beast. 147 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,540 Gutsy move. 148 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:01,210 -And-- and a completely intentional one, too. 149 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,050 Totally not an accident. 150 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:06,220 -50 years of my life, kaput! 151 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:11,100 You birds are so annoying, but the red squirrel 152 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,290 will rise again. 153 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:16,560 -Blast! 154 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,570 -Guys, guys, guys, you won't believe it! 155 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,720 Uncle Nigel and I fought the red squirrel. 156 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,780 -You called it, Private. 157 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:23,850 I don't believe it. 158 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:27,380 -The scenario seems unlikely, given the red squirrel's lack 159 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,190 of existence and Uncle Nigel's-- 160 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:30,890 -Oh dear. 161 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:32,370 Crushed my crumpet. 162 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:33,090 -Um, that. 163 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:33,790 -No. 164 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:36,440 Uncle Nigel, tell them about the red squirrel. 165 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,140 It's OK. 166 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,220 You can trust them. 167 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:42,400 He's-- he's really a dashing and not at all dappy spy. 168 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,520 -Yeah right. 169 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,340 -Oh my boy, are you having a laugh? 170 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:51,610 Good show, though I can't say I understand it. 171 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,450 Perhaps we can decipher it all over a cuppa and biscuits. 172 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,200 Private, would you mind? 173 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,780 -What? 174 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:58,480 Fine. 175 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,470 -That boy and his imagination. 176 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:04,910 Tall tales and short stories, eh? 177 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,150 -Hm. 178 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:09,850 -No! 179 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,310 -What? 180 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,260 What happened? 181 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:22,880 -I am what happened, the red squirrel. 182 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,290 -Impossible. 183 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,280 You don't exist. 184 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:25,980 -Right. 185 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,900 You go on thinking that. 186 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,630 Meanwhile, I've incapacitated the world's greatest penguin 187 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:33,750 agent, and now there is no one who 188 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:37,220 can possibly stop my mad plans. 189 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:41,380 -I may be locked up, Red, but I'm hardly incapacitated. 190 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,410 -Who is talking about you? 191 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:46,200 I am speaking of super secret agent Nigel. 192 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,020 -What? 193 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,800 Secret agent, me? 194 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,810 You've got the wrong fellow, old bean. 195 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:57,770 Guess the ruse is up. 196 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:58,470 Ah well. 197 00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:59,280 Had a good run. 198 00:08:59,280 --> 00:08:59,980 -You? 199 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:03,140 You actually are a super secret agent? 200 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,050 -Hello. 201 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,180 Welcome to the show. 202 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:06,550 You're late, but we saved you a seat. 203 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:09,600 -I guess we owe Private an apology. 204 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,640 I'd rather it was cash. 205 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,570 Private? 206 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:18,690 -I had some trouble with the kettle, but-- hello? 207 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:20,170 Oh no! 208 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,090 -No matter. 209 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:24,180 This Private penguin, he is bumble headed ninny. 210 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,960 He is no threat. 211 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,660 -Ha! 212 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:27,930 The old rube has fallen for it. 213 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:30,400 He actually believes Private's Nancy cat front. 214 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,410 -Um, ooh. 215 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:34,580 -Oh, Princess Selfrespectra, what do I do? 216 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:38,040 How can I possibly stop Red Squirrel by myself? 217 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:38,790 [SQUEAKS] 218 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:41,410 -Hang about. 219 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:43,550 Where is that trap door? 220 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,200 Maybe it was this one or this one. 221 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,370 I thought for sure it was one of these-- 222 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,660 -Here comes our rescue, boys. 223 00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:01,180 -Is this how you come to fight, with a toy? 224 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:01,880 -Yes. 225 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,380 Yes, it is. 226 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,190 -Brilliant! 227 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:07,150 Even in the heat of battle, he's a complete fancy pants. 228 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,580 Dedication to a cover story. 229 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,780 That's what that is. 230 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:10,700 -Ha! 231 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,400 Yeah. 232 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:25,770 -You realise how ridiculous you look with your horned pony? 233 00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:28,720 -You're just jealous I have a Lunacorn and you don't. 234 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:31,470 -What? 235 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,380 Of course not. 236 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,820 It is soft and weak like you. 237 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:35,520 -Jealous. 238 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,790 -I am not. 239 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,130 -Jealous. 240 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:47,300 -In fact, I am going to rip it apart right before your eyes. 241 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,630 -Actually, it was your eye I was thinking about. 242 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,390 -What do you mean by-- 243 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,690 [YELLING] 244 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:56,920 -So bright! 245 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,470 -Top notch work, Private. 246 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:05,160 Well, Red, shall we finish this? 247 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,830 -Another time, so dasvedanye. 248 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,470 -Nuts. 249 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,330 That squirrely son of a gun has slipped away. 250 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:18,290 -Yes, but we've seized his secret base. 251 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,670 [ALARM BEEPING] 252 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,560 -Which is apparently set to self destruct. 253 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,530 -Again, again! 254 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:32,500 -Sorry, Rico. 255 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,470 An evil lair can only self destruct once. 256 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,780 -Oh, man. 257 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,510 -Thanks for the hospitality, chaps. 258 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,350 I'll let everyone at HQ know what a bang up job you 259 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,820 all did, especially you, Private. 260 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,000 You almost had me convinced you were 261 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,790 a plush hugging twirlabout. 262 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,380 -Well, you know the funny thing about 263 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,430 that is Private actually is a-- 264 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:53,130 -Grateful. 265 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,390 Grateful for everything I've learned from you, Uncle Nigel. 266 00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:15,160 -Oh yes. 267 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,330 L-O-L indeed. 268 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,280 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 269 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,250 -What is it? 270 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,730 SKIPPER: And you're certain of this? 271 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:25,430 -I'm afraid so. 272 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,490 This came straight from Alice's office. 273 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:31,020 It says he has something called ofu-olosega. 274 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:31,750 -Hm. 275 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,040 Exotic and hard to pronounce. 276 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,110 I don't like it. 277 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:40,050 -Skipper, the document appears to be authentic. 278 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,610 Yes, without a doubt, it's paper. 279 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:44,510 -Let's not jump to conclusions on incomplete facts 280 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:45,770 or faxed paper. 281 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,160 Remember what happened to Manfredi and Johnson? 282 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,020 -The order was to smother them with affection. 283 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:50,720 -Oh. 284 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,390 Only hurt the first half. 285 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,770 -That's why we double check. 286 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,400 -It's kind of hard to read. 287 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,150 Something about Maurice having only 24 hours left. 288 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,320 -Skipper, it's true. 289 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,550 Maurice has only until tomorrow morning to live. 290 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,660 -Get out your handkerchiefs, people. 291 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,360 -Hey! 292 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,050 Wait! 293 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:08,810 Wait for me. 294 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,720 What is being so important and why did I 295 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,640 have to find some business to keep Maurice away? 296 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,810 I sent him to the park to gather walnuts, 297 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:22,650 and I am hating walnuts, so he's going to be in so much trouble 298 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,840 when he returns. 299 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,410 It's going to be great. 300 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,310 -Take a seat, Ringtail. 301 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,180 We've got some bad news. 302 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:32,570 -It appears that Maurice has tofubolusagway. 303 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:35,030 -And he only has until tomorrow morning. 304 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,090 -Until what, exactly? 305 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:38,260 [CHOKING] 306 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,610 [WAILING] 307 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:43,310 -No! 308 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,850 It cannot be! 309 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:51,690 I cannot lose my bestest friend in the whole wide world. 310 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:52,800 -Best friend? 311 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,610 But you're always-- 312 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,310 -What? 313 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:57,420 Ordering him around and beratifying him? 314 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:02,340 You know nothing of the subtleties of friendship. 315 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,370 [SOBBING] 316 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:04,610 -You have to do something! 317 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,570 -Sorry, Ringtail. 318 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,710 The Grim Reaper is one foe I can't fight. 319 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,100 He's got no face. 320 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,160 It freaks me out. 321 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,680 -Well, someone's going to have to tell Maurice. 322 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,020 -Can we avoid the call for volunteers 323 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,490 that always ends up being me? 324 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,480 -Wait, wait, hold up. 325 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,600 Why does he have to know? 326 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,510 Why don't we all just make sure that Maurice's 327 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,190 last day is the best he's ever had? 328 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,320 -Marlene, that's a brilliant idea. 329 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,520 -Maurice! 330 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,300 I Here, let me help you. 331 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,430 So how was your day? 332 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,150 [CHOKING] 333 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,900 -Walnuts! 334 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,810 -Thank you. 335 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,470 -But King Julien, you sent me out to get those walnuts. 336 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,170 -Yeah. 337 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:45,750 You know when you love something and hate it at the same time? 338 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,450 -No. 339 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,150 MORT: I do! 340 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:50,510 -Well, I would love and hate for you to be comfortable, 341 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,490 so sit upon my throne. 342 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,010 Here, you do it. 343 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,620 I'm tired. 344 00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,650 -What's going on? 345 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,520 Am I in trouble? 346 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,220 -Trouble? 347 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,920 No. 348 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,260 Can't two buddies just be hanging out, man? 349 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,820 -Buddies? 350 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:12,360 -Yeah, you know, buddies. 351 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,060 Come on. 352 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:18,340 Let's go toss the old coconut around like the old times. 353 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:22,200 -You and I have never tossed a coconut or anything anywhere. 354 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,820 -Oh. 355 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,230 That did not just happen. 356 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:30,500 -It's go time. 357 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,140 -Who's throwing coconuts over there? 358 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:37,600 -Whew! 359 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,850 That was close. 360 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,790 Oh no! 361 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,040 What have I done? 362 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,210 Do not be pounding on my doomed body. 363 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:49,170 Do it to, you know, Mort instead. 364 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:49,870 -Please don't. 365 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,810 -Yo, we ain't pounding nobody. 366 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,570 -We're just having fun with our good friend Maurice. 367 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:57,660 -What was that doomed part you were saying back there? 368 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,430 -Have a banana. 369 00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,140 Have two. 370 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,440 They're full of potassium and whatnot. 371 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:06,500 -Look, fellas, I don't want to be ungrateful. 372 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,520 I just want to relax. 373 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,460 -Hey, Maurice. 374 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,710 Let me carry you home. 375 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,120 -What is wrong with everyone? 376 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,240 Why are they all acting so nice and creepy? 377 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,420 -Maybe they know you're going to die. 378 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,680 Your hair! 379 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,980 I mean you dye your hair. 380 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:29,680 -Yes. 381 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,490 I mean no. 382 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,410 I mean what? 383 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,200 Skipper, I-- I wish there was something 384 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,540 we could do for Maurice. 385 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,270 -I know, Private, I know. 386 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,630 -I was just talking with Mason and Phil. 387 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,900 We may have found a cure for old rutabaga. 388 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,930 This flower, the dendrobium orchid. 389 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,230 It must be the cure. 390 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:47,930 -All right. 391 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:51,320 Where can we find one of these tropical beauties? 392 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,020 -Oh! 393 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,230 Oh! 394 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,030 -Tough to say. 395 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,400 They're found throughout the Philippines, 396 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,610 Borneo, Australia, New Guinea. 397 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,850 -We could never get there in time. 398 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,550 -Hey! 399 00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,530 Right over here. 400 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:00,550 Would you look? 401 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:01,650 -The orchid! 402 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,160 -It's in the florist's shop! 403 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:03,860 -Huh. 404 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:04,890 Who'd have thunk it? 405 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,540 -Hey. 406 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:15,370 I am peeking your boo. 407 00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:16,680 -Hello! 408 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,410 -Stop it! 409 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,140 I just want to be left alone. 410 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:19,880 Everyone's so-- 411 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,630 -Touchy? 412 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:21,370 Bushy? 413 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,130 Royal? 414 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:22,830 No. 415 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,400 That last one would just be me. 416 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,500 -Snack? 417 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,360 -Checkers? 418 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,210 I don't even know how to play, so letting you win 419 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,010 should be easy. 420 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,090 Hey, how about a footsie rub? 421 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:38,470 Or maybe you'd like to wear the royal crown. 422 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,130 -You're bugging me to death. 423 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:40,830 -Mort! 424 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:43,510 You should know better than to do the bugging to death. 425 00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,980 -But I did not do the D word. 426 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,850 -Is this not the best day you've ever 427 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:57,030 had in your whole short, miserable-- happy-- life? 428 00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:57,930 -My wh-- 429 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,310 -Target in sight, Skipper. 430 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,050 -Attack stack man. 431 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,640 -It's locked. 432 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,850 -Private, looks like you'll get your chance 433 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:17,560 to volunteer after all. 434 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:35,740 -At least now I know why volunteers ends in "tears." 435 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,410 -This place is impenetrable. 436 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,970 -Kowalski, more options, less excuses. 437 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:41,670 Hm. 438 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,530 -I got to admit, this is pretty nice. 439 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:50,650 -So then you might say this is the best day of your life. 440 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:51,350 -Sure. 441 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:52,150 OK. 442 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:56,000 But this throne is a little hard when you sit on it for long. 443 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,990 -I bring the pillows! 444 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,690 -Yeah. 445 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,990 Here's some cushy for the tooshie. 446 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:00,750 -No. 447 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,020 That's not what I'm talking about. 448 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,050 What I need is-- 449 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,990 -More pillows! 450 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:05,690 Hey! 451 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,610 Comfy now? 452 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:08,580 -Yeah. 453 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:08,930 Dandy. 454 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,630 Please stop! 455 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,020 -After working this hard-- 456 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,470 [YELLING] 457 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,560 -What was that splishy splash sound? 458 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,730 -Right on target. 459 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,050 Steady, steady. 460 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,600 [YELLING] 461 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,430 -Man. 462 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,130 Down. 463 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:38,300 Pull him out of there! 464 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:42,580 -The security around that orchid is insidious. 465 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,230 Why are you staring at me with your beaks 466 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,000 frozen in sickly grimace? 467 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,720 [YELLING] 468 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,080 -OK. 469 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,040 I've had enough for this. 470 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,310 I want to go to bed. 471 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,590 I'm dead tired. 472 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,340 -No! 473 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,220 Do not be saying that. 474 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,910 No sleeping or lying down of any sort, 475 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,850 especially not the dead sort. 476 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:08,980 You-- you need to be shaking your groovy thing. 477 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,430 -Are you kidding? 478 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,890 -Be shutting up and getting down. 479 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:18,040 -Ready for Operation Corsage. 480 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,960 -Then let's go to the prom. 481 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,840 -Nailed it. 482 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,740 Now just a little, no, back. 483 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:32,930 To your left, right, up, down. 484 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:37,260 No, your other down. 485 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,500 Maybe a curlicue. 486 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,200 -Skipper! 487 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:40,900 We've got it! 488 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:41,670 -Good work, Private. 489 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:42,370 -Fine. 490 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:45,760 Do it the easy way. 491 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,710 -Work. 492 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,820 Work that booty. 493 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:51,250 -I'm dead. 494 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,380 I just can't. 495 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,730 -Yes, you can, Maurice. 496 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,300 The beat won't stop so neither should-- 497 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,760 [SOBBING] 498 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,140 -He had so much to live for. 499 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,190 Look at him. 500 00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:13,240 So much more booty shaking to do. 501 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,670 So much more getting things done and doing things. 502 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,230 -We're too late. 503 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,530 [SNORING] 504 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:26,960 -He's still breathing! 505 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,370 Quite loudly. 506 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,650 [CHOKING] 507 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:31,570 -OK. 508 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,600 I've had it. 509 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,110 Everybody been bugging me all day long 510 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:36,010 and keeping me up all night. 511 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,080 I'm fed up! 512 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,150 What's going on? 513 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,830 -Well, mammal, this document addressed to you 514 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:44,120 informed us that you were dying from ofasaliva. 515 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,190 -Your one hope was the dendrobium orchid. 516 00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:46,890 -What? 517 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,450 -No need to thank us. 518 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:49,980 All in a night's work. 519 00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:52,430 -Maurice! 520 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:56,490 Another junk fax came for you. "Maurice, you have only 521 00:21:56,490 --> 00:22:00,000 24 hours to live the life of your dreams 522 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,640 on the island Ofu Olosega." 523 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,340 -Hey! 524 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:06,470 That's the home of the dendrobium orchid. 525 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:07,570 WOMAN: Whatever. 526 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:08,270 -Oh. 527 00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:11,760 -Oh. 528 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,290 Thank goodness you're being OK. 529 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:20,240 Oh, I was so worried I was catering to your every need. 530 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:25,600 I fed you all my yummies, even my walnuts. 531 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,850 And you-- you are the one who got me these. 532 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,660 Hating them. 533 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,160 -You thought I only had 24 hours to live? 534 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:33,880 -Yes. 535 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,740 And now I am giving you only 24 hours to live 536 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,610 after what you put me through. 537 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,230 -So it was all a misunderstanding. 538 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,450 -The best kind of misunderstanding, 539 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,490 fueled by tragedy but loaded with hijinks. 540 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,460 -Ah well. 541 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:53,040 On the bright side, Rico's set for the prom. 542 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,820 [SINGING]