1 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:14,470 ANNOUNCER: And now, DreamWorks, "The Penguins of Madagascar." 2 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,910 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:37,150 -Hit it! 4 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:37,950 -(SINGING) Hey-o! 5 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:38,650 Hey-o! 6 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:39,830 Yeah! 7 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:40,610 Hey-o! 8 00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:41,310 Yeah! 9 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,740 [WHIP CRACKING] 10 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,330 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 11 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,230 -Just set it over there. 12 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:16,580 -Gentlemen, place your bets. 13 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:17,370 -Hm. 14 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:21,650 Mammal sized crate, made of Spanish cedar. 15 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,650 I'd wager the new arrival is an ant-eater. 16 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:24,350 -Ah! 17 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:25,080 Ah! 18 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,460 Platypus! 19 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,420 Platypus! 20 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,330 -Perhaps it's a magical unicorn. 21 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,040 You know, if they were-- if they were real. 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,840 -All right. 23 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,850 Let's crack this. 24 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,270 -And the newest resident of our fair zoo is-- 25 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,540 -Oh, no. 26 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:46,310 Not another one. 27 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:48,260 -Oh, oh man. 28 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:51,240 My bum knee is killing me. 29 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,940 Ah. 30 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:52,640 Yeah. 31 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,690 This is what I'm talking about. 32 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:56,740 Some resting and relaxing. 33 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:59,390 [SCREAMING] 34 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,090 -Coming! 35 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:00,780 [COUGHING] 36 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,570 KING JULIEN: [INAUDIBLE] crisis intervention emergency. 37 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:04,520 -What-- what is it? 38 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,310 -I cannot reach my coconut juice again. 39 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,120 Well? 40 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,490 Your king is waiting. 41 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:17,900 That will be all. 42 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,170 You know what? 43 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:30,930 I've changed my mind. 44 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:31,630 Eh. 45 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,150 Not really feeling coconut-y. 46 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,130 [COUGHING] 47 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:41,840 -But you know what I could really go for right now? 48 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,780 -Pineapple? 49 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:43,480 -Yes! 50 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,520 You guessed it. 51 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,430 And let's not let this get out of control this time, 52 00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:47,130 OK, Maurice? 53 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,550 -Lemur's time is short, so we'll make this brief. 54 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:55,700 Kowalski, brief them, briefly. 55 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,650 -A new arrival was delivered to the loading 56 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:59,490 dock at 06:00 and is-- 57 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:00,650 -It's a lemur! 58 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:01,350 -Gah! 59 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,200 I was building to that, private. 60 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,510 -A new lemur? 61 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:05,210 -Here? 62 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:08,180 -Another subject for me to rule over? 63 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,580 Yeah, babies! 64 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:14,790 More booties the merrier for the shaking, I always say. 65 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:17,410 Not always, but, you know, now. 66 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,650 -We may have to assume the worst. 67 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:21,180 Back to the loading dock, boys. 68 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,470 -What would be the worst, skipper? 69 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:26,790 -We could be looking at a lemur invasion. 70 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,750 ALICE: Here you go, Clemson. 71 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,610 Time to socialise into your new colony. 72 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:36,510 -Hello? 73 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:37,940 Clemson, was it? 74 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:42,100 -Clemson, as your king, I royally command you-- 75 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,110 -King? 76 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:44,790 Did he say king? 77 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:45,770 Uh, forgive me, sire. 78 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:47,490 I had no idea that I was in the presence 79 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,200 of you, which is royalty. 80 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,120 True Royalty, if I may. 81 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,210 -My feet! 82 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,260 This is a little bit weird. 83 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:59,440 -Clemson, that's no king. 84 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,140 -You. 85 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,860 You clearly have the wizened-- which is good, 86 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:05,460 that means wise-- and noble features of a true-- 87 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,210 [COUGHING] 88 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:08,090 -Huh? 89 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,590 -Note the crown. 90 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,850 -A thousand pardons, your illustrious-- I hate the bowing 91 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,750 part, by the way, I have to be honest-- but I'm doing it, 92 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,880 and in fact, make it 2000 pardons-- you know what? 93 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,250 2,500 pardons. 94 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,530 That's the best I can offer. 95 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:22,170 You-- and you are the illustrious and esteemed king, 96 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:24,750 and I'll just stay down here till I can get-- 97 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,110 -Oh, fancy. 98 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:30,830 Your words are like butter to my ears. 99 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:33,610 -You've got to be kidding me. 100 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:34,700 -Hang on, sir. 101 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,500 Let me get that for you. 102 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,330 -Permit me, if I may. 103 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:40,410 And if you may. 104 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,110 Ha, ha. 105 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:48,780 -Yeah, that's the stuff. 106 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:49,480 Yeah. 107 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,170 Right there. 108 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:50,930 Yeah! 109 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:52,030 -Woah. 110 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,670 Someone's been hitting the gym. 111 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:54,550 Grr! 112 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:55,470 Ha, ha! 113 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:57,300 -More ear butter. 114 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,020 -Oh, your shoulders are like granite. 115 00:04:59,020 --> 00:04:59,720 Ooh. 116 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,490 Relax, relax. 117 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:03,030 It's the royal responsibilities weighing you down. 118 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:04,890 Am I right? 119 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,550 -I think that I'm liking this Clemson already. 120 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:10,610 -I think I'm liking this Clemson too. 121 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,720 What do you think, Mort? 122 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,570 -Oh, yeah. 123 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:13,370 Get that. 124 00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:14,070 Right there. 125 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:14,310 Yeah. 126 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:15,210 In between the toes. 127 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:15,910 Yeah. 128 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:16,840 -No! 129 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,100 He's evil. 130 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:23,050 KING JULIEN: Yeah, Maurice, we have 131 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:26,640 a serious discussion that needs discussing. 132 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:30,940 -Maurice, as I was explaining to our wise and magnetically 133 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:34,230 charismatic leader-- no, really, I mean he's unbelievable. 134 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,550 -I thank you for noticing, Clemson. 135 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:39,750 -That while a King may have many subjects, 136 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:43,770 he can really only have one true right hand man. 137 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,660 Hey, look where I am! 138 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:49,500 -Otherwise the other would have to be the left hand man, 139 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,600 or maybe the right foot or the left elbow. 140 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,170 Or maybe-- the point is, I'm going 141 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,940 to decide in a most difficult gangly decision. 142 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,800 -Clemson can have it. 143 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,110 -While you are both my loyal subjects, 144 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,400 I'm sorry to say that I can only choose one of you. 145 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,100 -Just pick Clemson. 146 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,850 -And since I know how much this position is meaning to you, 147 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:08,550 Maurice-- 148 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:09,830 -Clemson's your man! 149 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:13,980 -I want to chose the fairest way to decide between-- 150 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:15,590 -Better to give it to Clemson, don't you think? 151 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:18,460 -And you had better let the king tell you 152 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,930 how he is going to decide that one. 153 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,760 Can't I decide that, OK? 154 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,460 -Sorry. 155 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:23,160 Go ahead. 156 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,210 -We'll hold the contests, with your competing 157 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:31,350 with better the competition to prove 158 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:34,730 who can best serve the king. 159 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,190 Royal booty scratching. 160 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:37,650 On your mark. 161 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,610 Get set. 162 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:41,650 Go. 163 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,640 -Hm. 164 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,620 -Ha, ha, ha! 165 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,600 KING JULIEN: Go, go! 166 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,250 Scratch-erize my booty! 167 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:50,300 -Oh, Clemson, your skills are the sickest. 168 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,580 Sorry, Maurice. 169 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,600 But it kind of looks like Clemson here 170 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,720 is the one best fitting to be my right hand man. 171 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,420 -Oh, well. 172 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:03,110 There can only be one right hand man. 173 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:06,030 -Just like there can only be one king. 174 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,970 -Rico, take point. 175 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:11,360 Private, watch his six. 176 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,700 Kowalski, don't fire until you see the rings of their tails. 177 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:20,080 -Nothing today, but it looks like an outgoing crate 178 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,840 has been prepped. 179 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,880 No animal has been specified yet, 180 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,350 but there is a destination tag. 181 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:30,330 -I'd recognise that code anywhere. 182 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:34,060 It's a-- it's-- Hoboken Zoo. 183 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:37,570 -Did you say Hobo-- hobobobo-- hobo-- 184 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:38,530 -No! 185 00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:39,770 -You don't mean-- 186 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,910 -Some poor sap has a one way ticket 187 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:45,950 to North Jersey oblivion. 188 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:47,390 [THUNDER] 189 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:50,750 -Mort? 190 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,070 -It's Clemson. 191 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,720 He's evil. 192 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,550 -Oh, no. 193 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:57,820 Just let me get some peace. 194 00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:00,780 -You've really outdone yourself this time, haven't you? 195 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,480 Ha, ha! 196 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,220 Moved up the ranks to the number two spot in record time. 197 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,160 Even for me, this is better than I've ever been. 198 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,420 And tomorrow, all you need to do is get booty 199 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:11,900 for brains out of the way and you'll be number one. 200 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,830 That's right. 201 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:14,020 Number one! 202 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:14,720 Ha, ha, ha! 203 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,290 That means the king. 204 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,750 Ha, ha, ha! 205 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,200 [THUNDER] 206 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,150 -Didn't look like rain. 207 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:20,850 Ha, ha, ha! 208 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:26,600 -Skipper, there's nothing about anyone 209 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,240 getting transferred to Hoboken. 210 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,800 -Judging from the size of a crate, 211 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,650 I think we can rule out Roy and Burt. 212 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:32,350 -Right. 213 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:34,100 So that leaves the otter, the chimps, 214 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,930 lemurs, chameleons, and, um-- 215 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,590 -And of course, us. 216 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:43,120 -I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies, 217 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,680 and every dirty, flea-bitten corner of creation. 218 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,650 But I promised myself that I would never 219 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:53,110 end up in Hoboken, at least not alive! 220 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:55,840 I will peck out my own eyeballs. 221 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,120 I swear to you! 222 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:57,820 MAURICE: Skipper! 223 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,630 There's something wrong with that Clemson dude. 224 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:02,510 -Well, mostly he's evil. 225 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,830 -So the new guy was trying on Ring-tail's crown. 226 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:08,530 Big whoop. 227 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,870 -That doesn't prove that he's evil. 228 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:11,570 -Trust me. 229 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:12,680 Mort is right. 230 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,480 He said something about getting rid of King Julien tomorrow. 231 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,610 -To who? 232 00:09:16,610 --> 00:09:17,910 -Himself. 233 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:18,700 -Hm. 234 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,300 -Scheming aloud. 235 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,640 That does sound like a classic villain quirk. 236 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:23,760 -Well, how about an evil laugh? 237 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,130 Did he start off his whole speech with something like-- 238 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,480 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 239 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,380 -You know, like-- something like that? 240 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:30,260 -Yeah, yeah! 241 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,870 I mean, there was a laugh for sure. 242 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:32,940 But he closed with it. 243 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,240 And it was more like a-- 244 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,630 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 245 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,670 -You know, something like that. 246 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,260 -That does sound authentically evil. 247 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:39,960 -Come on, boys! 248 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:40,660 Move out. 249 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:47,850 -Er, so where is this fancy schmancy royal dance-y special 250 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,860 present you are giving to me? 251 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,700 -In there, your eminence. 252 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,400 Keep going. 253 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,630 No, you're going-- just a little more. 254 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,400 -We're too late! 255 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,550 -Quick, where would a psychotic mad mammal 256 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:08,250 take Ring-tail to dispose of him without a trace? 257 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,260 Rico? 258 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:09,960 -Here? 259 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,890 -Administration building incinerator. 260 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:12,590 -Here? 261 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,290 -Dung-heap behind the elephant habitat. 262 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,390 -Oh, here's nice. 263 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:17,530 -Deep fryer at the cafeteria. 264 00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:18,230 -Yeah. 265 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:19,500 [HISSING] 266 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,670 -No, it would have to be something 267 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:21,980 he planned ahead of time. 268 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,830 Something he had ready the minute-- 269 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:24,530 -Skipper! 270 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:25,320 The crate. 271 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,110 The one going to the Hoboken zoo. 272 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,450 -Hoboken. 273 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:31,250 -I am seeing only darkness. 274 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,320 -That's why it's a surprise. 275 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,530 Now keep going. 276 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:34,450 Keep going. 277 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:35,280 Keep going! 278 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,930 MAURICE: I think you've gone far enough. 279 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:41,920 -Maurice, how dare you interrupt Clemson when he was 280 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,800 about to give me a very special present? 281 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,160 -The present he's trying to give you, 282 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,520 Ring-tail, is a one way ticket to the Hoboken zoo. 283 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,480 -Oh, uh, what's the resale value? 284 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,510 -King Julien, Clemson's trying to get rid of you. 285 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:59,410 -Ugh, he's evil! 286 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,300 -Why should I trust you now, when 287 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,480 I have my loyal and trusted new-- 288 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,800 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 289 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,360 -Right hand man. 290 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,300 Um, did he always have that evil laugh thing, or is that new? 291 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,560 CLEMSON: Silly king. 292 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,170 I'm sorry, ex-king. 293 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:24,950 Ha, ha, ha! 294 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:25,650 Whoa! 295 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,140 Oh, come on! 296 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,490 -He was evil. 297 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,430 -Yes. 298 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,060 Yes, he was. 299 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,760 He and Hoboken deserve each other. 300 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,970 -You know, you can feel free to thank me at any time. 301 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,540 -Uh, no thanks. 302 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,460 I'm good with just leaving it as one of those, 303 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,720 you know, unspoken things between us. 304 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:13,950 ALICE: Ugh, stinky, disgusting, filthy-- ugh. 305 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,280 Bon appetit! 306 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,290 Can't wait until the automated feeder arrives. 307 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,520 -That makes two of us, sister. 308 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,990 -Poor Alice doesn't get much satisfaction from her work. 309 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,640 -Let's not empathise with the zookeeper, Private. 310 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,160 It dulls your edge. 311 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,370 [RUMBLING] 312 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,970 KOWALSKI: Ah! 313 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:34,790 -Kowalski, are you OK? 314 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:36,690 -Yeah, I'm fine. 315 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,790 But my cold fusion beverage chiller 316 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,770 is about to obliterate every living 317 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,160 creature within a five mile radius. 318 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:42,860 -Splendid. 319 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:46,150 Another one of your inventions endangers us all. 320 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:50,410 Rico, terminate Kowalski's latest disaster. 321 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,870 -If only I could I boost my brain power 322 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,940 from super-genius to super-mega-genius. 323 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,870 -Gosh, Kowalski, I think your brain power's already tip-top. 324 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,240 -You also think there's a little man 325 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,210 in the fridge who turns the light on and off. 326 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,370 -And one day I'll catch him. 327 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,060 -No. 328 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,390 My brain must be better. 329 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,170 And it will be. 330 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,160 I will be the-- gah! 331 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:09,960 Ow. 332 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,630 -Not off to a great start. 333 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,860 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 334 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:29,880 -I did it. 335 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,010 I have supercharged my brain. 336 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:34,890 -Hey, new noggin? 337 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,460 Good on you. 338 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,630 -It's quite, um, bulbous. 339 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:39,350 -Isn't it? 340 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,390 All I had to do was irradiate massive quantities 341 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,670 of omega-3 fatty acids, then add-- 342 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:44,560 [CHEWING NOISES] 343 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,980 -Why am I even bothering? 344 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,160 All you tiny brained folk need to know 345 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,670 is I am now the smartest penguin on earth! 346 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,810 -Weren't you already that? 347 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,050 -Well, yeah. 348 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:01,210 But I am way smarter now. 349 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,120 I can do anything. 350 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,230 Cure the common cold. 351 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,080 Solve string theory. 352 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,890 Calculate pi to the millionth digit. 353 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,590 -Yay! 354 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:09,780 Pie! 355 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,940 -Well if anybody needs me, I'll be pushing the envelope 356 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,570 of fluid structural dynamics and mo-coupled regenerative 357 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:17,100 machines. 358 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:17,800 -Pie? 359 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,520 -Sorry, Rico. 360 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,220 No pie. 361 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,920 But it is almost lunch time. 362 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,150 -Yay! 363 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,010 -What is the chow hold-up? 364 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:25,710 -Fish! 365 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,010 -I'm a bit peckish, Skipper. 366 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:27,710 Where is Alice? 367 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:31,400 ALICE: "The automated animal feed distribution system takes 368 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,110 the hassle and mess out of--" Blah, blah, blah. 369 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,170 Let's just fire this baby up. 370 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,170 -Look, Maurice. 371 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,160 The sky spirits are giving to us a fruity-est bounty. 372 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,340 -I got it, I got it, I-- oof! 373 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,290 -Yes! 374 00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,540 I never have to schlep food to these lazy animals again. 375 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:07,490 -Ooh, looks like Alice got herself some heavy artillery. 376 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,770 Nice. 377 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,570 -Well, that's not all, is it? 378 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:16,400 -She can't expect is to share just one fish. 379 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,380 Did you miss the word "share?" 380 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,110 Kowalski, I thought your big new noggin 381 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,590 was going to prevent these kinds of shenanigans? 382 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:29,030 -Did your cold fusion beverage chiller go wrong again? 383 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,640 -No, it worked perfectly. 384 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,580 Along with the nuclear powered bagel toaster, 385 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,610 the positronic tongue cleaner, and the subatomic nail trimmer. 386 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,750 -So this was-- 387 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,600 -The ultrasonic air wax recycler. 388 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,310 -Oh. 389 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,190 -I don't understand it. 390 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,300 My calculations were flawless. 391 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:48,450 I-- oh, oh-- forgot to convert from metric. 392 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:53,220 Then how-- how did I make such a stupid mistake? 393 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:59,270 With my heightened-- you know, intelligence 394 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:06,300 stuff I should be more gooder at the thinky thing. 395 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,850 -Um, Kowalski-- 396 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:08,550 -Huh. 397 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,550 That sounded kind of not so smarter-y. 398 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:16,550 You don't suppose that who's-a-ding-it thing I did 399 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:21,960 with my brain was just tempor-- temp-- ta-top-- tata-- tata-- 400 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,660 -Temporary? 401 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,510 -Uh huh! 402 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:24,210 That one. 403 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:29,790 I peanuts and I like butter. 404 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,900 But I do not like peanut butter. 405 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,390 Weird. 406 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:37,430 -Something's gone horribly wrong with Kowalski's brain. 407 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:41,240 Private, until we resolve this, you're my new options guy. 408 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,060 -Aw, man. 409 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,760 -Yay! 410 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,750 -Now, how do we fix Kowalski? 411 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:44,450 Options? 412 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:48,290 -Oh, um, uh, ask Kowalski? 413 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,450 -Rico, you're my new options man. 414 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,040 How do we fix Kowalski? 415 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,100 -Bing! 416 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:54,850 -Fine. 417 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,570 We go with the private's plan. 418 00:16:56,570 --> 00:17:00,360 Kowalski, concentrate real hard. 419 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,770 How do we help you? 420 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:07,220 -Eggs are egg shaped. 421 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,580 Ha, ha. 422 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:09,580 That's funny. 423 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,680 -Oh, boy. 424 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,330 -So we're stuck with a stupid Kowalski. 425 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,730 Well, maybe it's a good thing. 426 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,340 I mean, we were all getting tired of his big, highfalutin 427 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,610 words like recalcitrant, right? 428 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,300 I mean, what is that? 429 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,100 Recalcitrant. 430 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,650 Do I look recalcitrant to you? 431 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:24,520 -Mm-hmm. 432 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,650 -Oh, yeah. 433 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:28,180 Up high. 434 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:28,880 -But Skipper-- 435 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,800 -No buts, Private. 436 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,370 I've had it with your buts. 437 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:32,700 [SNICKERING] 438 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,630 -Butts. 439 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,920 -Let's concentrate on what we can fix, 440 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,950 starting with our grub situation. 441 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:42,770 Operation Fish Fry is a-- how did you even manage that? 442 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,630 -Can't hear you. 443 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,570 Toilet stick on face. 444 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,100 -Seafood truck approaching. 445 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:52,860 -Check. 446 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,010 I see it too. 447 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,430 I want those tyres flatter than a flounder. 448 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,130 -Right. 449 00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:57,820 Employing thumbtacks. 450 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,720 Um, anyone seen the thumbtacks? 451 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,130 -Um, hey. 452 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,560 -Hm? 453 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,480 Oh. 454 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,870 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 455 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,440 -Truck in position. 456 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,040 -Well done, men. 457 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,370 Last chance. 458 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,030 Private, distract the driver. 459 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,870 Rico, neutralise the lock. 460 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:31,590 Kowalski-- you keep doing whatever it is you're doing, 461 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,360 I guess. 462 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,150 -Aye, aye, Skipper. 463 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,820 -You think you're so smart. 464 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,200 -Boys, do you smell what I smell? 465 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,490 This situation is not sustainable. 466 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,590 -Yes, I want the old Kowalski back. 467 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:58,290 -Huh? 468 00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:58,990 Oh, yeah. 469 00:18:58,990 --> 00:18:59,750 Yeah, that too. 470 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,450 I was talking about our lack of lunch. 471 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,430 [STOMACH GROWLING] 472 00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:07,590 -It's that blasted feed system, squeezing 473 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:10,090 the ever loving life out of us. 474 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:12,930 I'm wasting away to nothing. 475 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:13,920 -Now now, Skipper. 476 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,510 Not quite. 477 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,680 I mean, you've still got a bit of spare tyre, don't you? 478 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:22,920 And some, uh, some more on top of-- gosh, you're thin. 479 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,670 -We've got to slap that contraption into shape. 480 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,370 -Yay! 481 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,070 A mission-- 482 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:27,780 [SPLASH] 483 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:30,320 KOWALSKI: Help! 484 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,720 I forgot how to swim. 485 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,680 -You're an aquatic bird, Kowalski. 486 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,110 -I'm a beaver? 487 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,150 -Rico, go diving for dummies. 488 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,320 I want a bungle-free operation. 489 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,260 Uh, Kowalski, you're on line duty. 490 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,120 I want you to follow this line. 491 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,480 Now don't stop until you reach the end. 492 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,460 Do you comprende? 493 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,160 Do you understand-e? 494 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,310 -I'm on it, Skipper. 495 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,460 Follow the line. 496 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,170 Follow the line. 497 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,100 Follow the line. 498 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,830 Follow the line. 499 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,530 Follow the line. 500 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:06,310 Follow the line. 501 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,010 Follow the line. 502 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:10,150 Follow the-- whoa! 503 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,630 Eek! 504 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,870 I've lost the line. 505 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:15,740 Where is the line? 506 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,800 -You just crossed it, buddy boy. 507 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,580 -One fish. 508 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:27,760 Ridiculous. 509 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,840 Let's slap a zero on that bad boy. 510 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,830 -10 fish? 511 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,870 Well done, Skipper. 512 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:34,570 -Good. 513 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,650 But it's missing a little something. 514 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:39,000 Oh, I know. 515 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,700 -Yay. 516 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,160 -A hundred. 517 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,810 -You've just got to let these computers know who's boss. 518 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,720 -I was in a tree. 519 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,510 Listen to me computer. 520 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:53,970 I am the boss. 521 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,200 Hey, guys. 522 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,590 I added 11-teen zeros. 523 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,090 I-- 524 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:05,090 [SCREAMING] 525 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:06,740 -No, no. 526 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,850 I do not want penguin for lunch. 527 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,100 Gives me the gases. 528 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,290 Perhaps another water bird. 529 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:15,050 Er, is the beaver fresh today? 530 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:15,900 -Nothing personal. 531 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,600 You understand. 532 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:21,960 -Line! 533 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,100 I found you. 534 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:24,990 -Ah, boys. 535 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:28,330 It won't be long before we're hip deep in halibut. 536 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,790 KOWALSKI: Uh, Skipper? 537 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,920 i lost the line for a while, but I found it again. 538 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,430 Ow. 539 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:37,340 Hey! 540 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:40,800 It's raining fish on my head. 541 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,270 -Skipper, I think that might be more than 100 fish. 542 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:43,970 -Help! 543 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,420 I-- forgot how to swim-- in fish. 544 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,740 -Kowalski! 545 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,710 -Hm. 546 00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:55,570 Fish? 547 00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:57,780 Yep, that's fish. 548 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:58,480 Mm. 549 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,180 I like fish. 550 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,670 They taste nommy. 551 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:06,690 And they have googly eyes. 552 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:11,130 And they travel in schools-- schools. 553 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,570 That's because they're so smart. 554 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:15,480 No. 555 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,780 That's not right. 556 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:24,180 Fish are stupid, but-- eureka! 557 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,940 Oh, the brain is back, baby! 558 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:28,320 -Kowalski, are you smart again? 559 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,830 -Or at least less stupid? 560 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:32,480 -Do alkaline earth metals have plus two charge? 561 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,570 -He's back. 562 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:37,780 -But how did you restore your beautiful mind? 563 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:40,020 -Fish, our brain food. 564 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:40,850 -Brain food? 565 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:41,550 -Yes. 566 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:44,340 You see, fish are rich in omega-3 fatty acids, 567 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,790 like eicosapentaenoic acid, and it's 568 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,110 brainy buddy docosahexaenoic acid. 569 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:50,390 -Boring. 570 00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:53,230 -Ah, it sure is nice to have the old Kowalski back. 571 00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,930 [EXPLOSION] 572 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,690 -It sure is, young Private. 573 00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,940 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]