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Claude, no!
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No! Okay, a little bit.
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Oh no...!
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Daisy! Little treasure of gold,
off to bed!
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Cyril!
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I'm coming, Mr. Baron.
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DRAMA RELEASED FROM JERSEY
- Already there!
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Your moldy Chinese tea.
- Stop the nonsense, Cyril. Fermented tea.
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Excellent for digestion.
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Activates the intestinal flora.
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SISYPHOS' COMEBACK
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lemon juice without pulp,
Toast with olive oil
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and lukewarm rooibos tea.
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Not so fast...
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Did you sleep well, Andreas?
- Disgusting. A moving night.
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The starlet in the arms of the crooner.
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Oh yes?
- Surprising!
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Peggy and Norbert
are a rare great couple.
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You have two hours
fucked in the hammam.
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Peggy cheats on Norbert?
- Don't exaggerate, Jacquot!
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She's having fun with this monkey,
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but I can have complete peace of mind.
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Very modern.
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In 1970 you own a car,
not a woman.
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Of course, free love.
Everyone fucks everyone in the rain.
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I love it.
- Not me at all!
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�liane with someone else?
I would kill him.
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No need to worry, Claude.
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Can you lend me your Maserati?
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No.
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Borrow �lianes Floride,
but not the Maserati.
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All right.
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Such an aggressive cat!
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Well, that's a bitch
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and you have no connection to her.
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Because you're too stupid.
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Is that right, my beautiful one?
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But she often bites.
- Just because you annoy her!
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That's something different.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Little Queen of Sheba.
If only she could speak!
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Did you sleep well, darling?
- Not so loud, my head!
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Yes, life as a couple...
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�liane?
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Who is calling?
I'm in the shower!
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Tony?
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It's me, darling.
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Don't, Jacquot!
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Are you crazy?
You know how jealous Claude is!
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He raves at breakfast.
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Bitch!
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Pull the leash, dirty cat, you're annoying!
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Shit!
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Motorist brushes against death
Tranchant in danger?
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Oh, my love.
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This is really you.
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The new finance minister is on the phone.
- What's the ass's name?
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This is Chirac.
Do me a favor, M. Lefranc.
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You certainly know Baron Tranchant.
- Not at all.
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Chimay beer!
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Europe's largest brewery.
Wake up, my dear!
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Claudine!
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Connect me to Mercier!
- Is on vacation.
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Must come immediately.
- From America?
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Then B�nard.
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Fills out.
Depression since his divorce.
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His wife has a wife.
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The poorest.
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Who else do we have on offer?
- Boulin.
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About that butcher shop fiasco?
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Yes, monsieur.
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Boulin.
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Boulin is here now.
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Come in, Boulin!
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This one...
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...and that one there.
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Monsieur.
- Nice to see you.
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We probably don't know each other, monsieur.
- Oh yes?
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All right.
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I give victory to Toulon
the finishing touches.
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Brilliant, this Bonaparte.
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A mission of the highest priority.
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Do you know Baron Tranchant?
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The billionaire with a patrician house in Paris
and parties in Saint-Trop�ze.
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Disgusting environment.
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What are you imagining?
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I don't need your value judgment.
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Mined terrain!
The Baron is an intimate friend of Chirac.
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I'll make it short.
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Mme. Tranchant received threatening letters
and yesterday her Floride was manipulated.
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Is she dead?
- She wasn't driving the car, a guest was.
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Who stole it?
Fine company.
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Who stole what?
- The Baroness's car.
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Who says that?
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The Baroness lent her car to the guy,
who had the accident with it.
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Now I understand.
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So he.
- So he what?
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So he is the dead one.
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No.
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He escaped unhurt.
- Then the Floride got it?
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My wife dreams of a car like this!
- Listen, my dear...
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Let’s focus, shall we?
- My absolute strength.
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They smoke.
- Unfortunately, far too much.
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Idiot!
Your bag is smoking!
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Bring water!
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I'm burning!
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But that's thorough.
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Now water is pissed.
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There we have it!
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The guilty one.
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The Baron asks for a quick investigation,
so that his famous guests...
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during their stay
not be bothered.
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Be discreet.
- Understand.
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How do you want to proceed?
- Very easy.
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30 of us wake up the perverts
at 5 in the morning and search everything.
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Afterwards, physical interrogations,
If necessary, with slaps in the face.
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I'll find the culprit within 48 hours
and he goes to jail.
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So the same procedure as yours
unfortunate butcher shop fiasco?
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Yes, the mousetrap that snapped shut badly,
was a bit brutal.
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Boulin!
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I demand of you,
to do exactly the opposite.
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Got it?
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Clear and clear.
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This job is going to be a blast.
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Where are you looking?
- The picture fascinates me.
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Reminiscent of Velezquez's dwarves.
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The painter knew perfectly the wickedness
to capture this grumpy old woman.
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This is my wife.
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Very nice...
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Very nice.
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I will fully justify your trust.
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Goodbye
and greetings to the old skin...
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To the lady, your wife of course.
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More fear than harm.
135
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,413
So, here’s to both of us! Saint Tropez!
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Claudine, a double whiskey.
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Baron Tranchant?
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Inspector Bourrin!
- Boulin.
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Jean Boulin.
Chief Inspector Boulin.
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Exactly.
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Let's go?
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I'm following you.
143
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That's what I call a car!
Really, very impressive.
144
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So, are we going?
145
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,457
Inspector Bourrin?
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00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,033
Boulin.
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00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,704
Oh, it's too small.
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00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,868
Then we put the little one in the back
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and we provide the big one
in the back seat.
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00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,790
Look... and hop!
151
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,324
So what!
152
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,491
And now upright...
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It's too big.
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No worries.
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00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,490
So what.
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00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,999
Goes in like clockwork.
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00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,705
And how should I drive it?
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Oh yes.
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00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,204
Why two big suitcases?
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00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,241
My coat needs space.
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00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,658
Your coat?
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00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,574
Yes.
- In August in Saint-Tropez?
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00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,413
Saint-Trop�ze or somewhere else.
- Peh.
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00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,369
Peh? Phew what?
165
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,204
They say "Saint-Tropeh".
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The "z" is not pronounced.
- That surprises me.
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00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:03,957
They also say “Mer-gueze”
and not “Mer-go”.
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00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,869
Whatever you want.
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Your huge luggage
In any case, it doesn't fit in my car.
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00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:17,123
Then onto the roof.
- That's not a circus wagon, it gives you scratches!
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Enter your steamer trunk
for storage.
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00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,041
My staff will pick him up, okay?!
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And remove
this grotesque napkin!
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I forgot to return it.
Am I a fool!
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00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:40,958
Do you always smoke like that?
- After breakfast anyway. I had it on the train.
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Flat rate meal.
Even vintage sardines.
177
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I said yes to everything.
And all for just 12 francs 50!
178
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,537
The splurge is worth it.
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00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:56,282
Bread, butter and sardine mash.
Is there anything better? Just a little heavy.
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00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,415
Are we stopping?
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00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,994
The car is here.
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00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,699
Which car?
183
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:17,116
He had an accident.
You should be interested, right?
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00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,748
Monsieur Tranchant?
185
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,157
Yes?
186
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:24,282
I would like to make one thing clear right away.
I'm the one investigating, not you.
187
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,207
Yes.
- I also take the initiative. Understood?
188
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,536
Agreed.
189
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,827
Have you already made a decision?
- I'm thinking.
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00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:52,036
While we're here,
let's inspect the Floride.
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Zero brake fluid.
This was clearly sabotage.
192
00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,830
Not a Renault dealer?
- No.
193
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,495
Monsieur Castelli looks after Jaguar
at the Le Mans race.
194
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,533
A jaguar is not a florid.
195
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:11,782
So don't jump to conclusions.
I'll take that, okay?
196
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,116
Where is the car?
197
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,449
Where is the car!
198
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,037
Well, under your nose.
199
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,832
Yes, I see it.
200
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,492
I have to open the hood.
201
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,704
The engine is at the back.
202
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,125
Of course! I know that!
203
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:33,705
I investigate according to my taste.
204
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:41,040
Must really be a luminary.
- Actually unimaginable.
205
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,157
Inspector!
206
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,408
Is everything ok?
207
00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:50,491
Did you hurt yourself?
- What idiot is making a hole here?
208
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:53,534
The usual pit under the stage.
209
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,325
Without any warning signs!
210
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:03,164
Aha!
Now I have discovered something very important.
211
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,741
Bravo, Boulin!
212
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,118
There's a bolt
not screwed on properly.
213
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,784
Don't touch!
That's the oil pan!
214
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,870
Great.
- Look here...
215
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,536
Disgusting.
216
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,415
Ali, the mop!
217
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,074
You were right, Mr. Baron.
218
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,165
Be careful, head!
219
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,541
Everything points to sabotage...
220
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,450
Nothing happens...!
-Ali!
221
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,198
Specialist or not,
I don't trust this cannelloni.
222
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,786
Has no manners.
223
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,288
Don't get in like that!
- Why not?
224
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,246
Her jacket is full of oil.
Give it here!
225
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:42,698
Come on!
226
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,458
But be careful!
- Don't worry, I'll take care.
227
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,161
I insist.
228
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,790
So.
229
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,245
And now your butt.
230
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,658
your butt!
231
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,369
My goodness!
232
00:18:57,542 --> 00:19:00,285
The pants have to come off.
- You're kidding.
233
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,656
Nobody sees you
and my leather stays clean.
234
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:07,076
We're still missing the aperitif!
- How embarrassing!
235
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,451
Accelerates great, right?
- Indeed.
236
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:25,783
Do you want to hear my opinion?
237
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,076
Suspect #1... my chef.
238
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:34,703
My wife wanted to fire him
because he cheated with the purchases.
239
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,286
Big mistake.
240
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,745
Threatening letters turned into murder attempts.
241
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,582
So what do we do?
242
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,909
The pig puked all over me!
243
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,742
Coffee with milk and sardines
doesn't get along.
244
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:55,284
It was like a stone in my stomach.
245
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,372
Do you have a rag?
The seat is necessary.
246
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,699
Simply unworthy.
247
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,781
Come on, your luggage,
we take the back entrance.
248
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,408
He's looking.
249
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,332
Well, who's coming?
250
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,207
My shit!
251
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,707
This is Daisy.
252
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,741
She has a mind of her own.
253
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,249
extremely intelligent.
254
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:43,784
All the better,
small dogs are considered snappy.
255
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,449
No, she's nice.
256
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,618
She likes them.
Did you step in poop?
257
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,408
No, that's engine oil.
258
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,415
Very good.
- Has nothing to do with...
259
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,576
Follow me!
- Good old girl...
260
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,121
Cyril! Still working?
- Everything OK?
261
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,999
Everything fine.
Cyril...
262
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,783
This is Jean,
263
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,494
our new butler.
264
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:11,866
Be so kind and clean the car.
He puked.
265
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,370
Scrub the seats well,
266
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:17,250
otherwise Madame will never get in again.
267
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:19,749
It smells.
And no pants, please.
268
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,616
Why is that?
269
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,785
Jean needs that
I'll introduce him to Madame.
270
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:26,790
That will not do.
- And me?
271
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:30,281
You clean the car in your underwear,
it's great!
272
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,745
And this too. Come?
273
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,079
What is it?
274
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,491
�liane...
275
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,830
This is Chief Inspector Bumser.
276
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,366
Sent by Chirac.
277
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,246
My name is Jean Boulin.
Chief Inspector Boulin.
278
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:47,658
That's what I'm saying!
279
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:52,077
Honey, there's a cop in the house
ruins the guests' vacation!
280
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:56,073
He is our new butler.
The guests won't notice anything.
281
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,867
If that goes well, kitty cat.
282
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:02,124
Yes, that's what she calls me.
283
00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:04,875
But that stays between us.
Only she can do that.
284
00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:09,116
That's none of his business.
- I wanted to clarify.
285
00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:14,458
Since we are already together,
I would like to ask you a few questions.
286
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,617
Do you see? And he's already annoying.
287
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:19,159
He is a professional.
- A pain in the ass.
288
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,869
Do you have enemies?
289
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,162
Shit, damn it!
290
00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:30,749
Forgive me,
291
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,203
the pain...
292
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,208
As for any enemies...
293
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,616
I don't have any.
294
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:44,541
Someone must be mad at you.
295
00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:47,371
No idea.
Jacquot happened to be driving.
296
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:53,991
And who is this Jacquot?
- My best friend. Trustworthy.
297
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,534
We have known each other since childhood.
298
00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,450
And you call him Jacquot?
- Yes.
299
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:03,333
Because everyone calls him that.
300
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,241
Why?
301
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,074
Like “why”?
302
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:12,580
Because that's his first name.
That's just how it is.
303
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:19,457
Would you be so kind
Show me the threatening letters?
304
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,161
'sorry.
305
00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:31,412
Please read two or three.
- Read for yourself, because they are...
306
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,038
This is essential.
I need to hear them
307
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:38,827
to get a picture of the author,
respectively to make murderers.
308
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,869
This may sound strange,
but instinct is my method.
309
00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:44,249
No!
310
00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:48,081
These letters are full
Rudeness and insults.
311
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,118
You don't read that!
- Kitty!
312
00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:54,831
If this is Bourrel's method...
- Boulin.
313
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,241
Sit down.
314
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,082
Thank you, madame.
315
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,699
Go ahead, I hear.
316
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,624
All right then. Ready?
317
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:07,166
Go ahead.
- Fine, all right.
318
00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:10,624
Then go!
- Yes...
319
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:14,990
You're going to get hit hard,
you little whore.
320
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:20,708
Now that I have you,
I won't leave you alone anymore, you scum.
321
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,708
It's banal.
Absolutely banal.
322
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,746
Further,
I'm still in there.
323
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,580
Squeeze your fat ass,
324
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:34,117
your secret
I'll put it in the bin.
325
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,790
Very good.
Madam...
326
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,911
Do you have a secret?
327
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,619
But...
- Excuse me?
328
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:48,907
Are you asking my wife for secrets?
Don't bother them!
329
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:52,827
kitty,
a little water on your face will cool you down.
330
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,162
All right.
- I love you.
331
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,409
I also smell like sardines.
332
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,916
Go ahead, I'm...
333
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,324
...all ears.
334
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,789
You little vice,
your hour has come.
335
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,199
For all the...
336
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:16,408
B*** every guy...
337
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,997
will you end up with this
to get screwed.
338
00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,955
This is no longer banal.
- No.
339
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:26,289
Does it really just say “B” and “A”?
340
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,199
Of course not!
341
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:32,289
But the words are too embarrassing
to pronounce them.
342
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:37,658
Shame aside, madame,
I have to hear it, otherwise it won't work.
343
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,369
I beg you, go ahead!
344
00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:40,908
So, S...
- S...
345
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,203
For all the...
346
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,164
Should I paint it?
B for blowjob and A for ass fucking!
347
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,246
Bugger me!
- Oh yes, of course.
348
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,079
Therefore!
- Yes, indeed.
349
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:53,582
Even really bad.
350
00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,537
It's hard to say.
351
00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,449
How many are there?
352
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,291
With this morning's,
353
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,575
one drawing, eighteen.
354
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,866
Please.
355
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:06,999
Not bad.
356
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,492
Not bad, Mr. Specht.
357
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,241
I'm sorry, what?
358
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,242
What's not bad?
- Well...
359
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:17,625
The still life in the middle...
360
00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:19,249
The carrot.
361
00:26:19,417 --> 00:26:21,955
Very realistic, well done.
362
00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:26,081
Today I no longer ask
18 letters to read aloud.
363
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:30,991
I'll come back if you
have more time for three or four.
364
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:35,698
My wife is yours every day
read a letter?
365
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:40,247
Well, I will now
disguise as a butler.
366
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:47,991
But don't worry about the dimensions,
I'm here.
367
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:54,623
Chirac sent me a complete idiot.
The prototype.
368
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,457
Children!
- Yes?
369
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,119
Children!
370
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:05,245
Is everyone there?
It's the holidays and the key word is...
371
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,160
During the holidays we are...
- Magical.
372
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,411
Louder.
- Magical!
373
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,079
Joe and his new girlfriend!
374
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:24,324
Oh, Joe!
375
00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:26,158
I'm so excited!
376
00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:28,783
Hello!
- Understood?
377
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,786
Bernard?
- Yes, monsieur?
378
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,574
Jean takes over.
379
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,124
Damn it!
380
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,957
I'm sorry.
381
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,121
Are you one-armed or what?
382
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,409
There are far too many glasses.
383
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:52,994
Hence the tray.
384
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,869
Give it here.
385
00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:01,323
To the right,
the fat one with the beard, that's Norbert.
386
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,786
Film producer.
387
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:06,531
With his new conquest, Peggy.
Actress.
388
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:07,744
Many talents.
389
00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:11,536
Huge age difference.
The environment wants it that way.
390
00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:15,080
No.
Here, offer them something.
391
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:18,789
I'll take two, there are two,
is more practical.
392
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,824
I'm happy to help.
393
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,457
At your service!
394
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,540
The tray.
- Tray.
395
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,621
Take it!
- Oh, yes, of course.
396
00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:37,864
The guy with the neck brace,
This is Jacquot.
397
00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,534
My best friend.
He had the accident.
398
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,449
Next to him is his wife, Francine.
399
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,541
And the handsome young man...
400
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,041
...is Ben, Carmen's fiancé.
401
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:52,498
My wife's best friend,
the great Carmen Moreno.
402
00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:55,831
Everyone knows her.
- Never seen her before.
403
00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:57,578
Oh yes?
404
00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,950
A Spanish Jeanne Moreau.
More charisma,
405
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,287
more peppery, more exotic.
406
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:06,201
I know Jeanne Moreau,
she is famous.
407
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,541
Avoid such sayings.
408
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,750
They could be offensive.
- Certainly.
409
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,450
Claude, look who's there!
410
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,450
This is Joe Jordan, I know him.
411
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:23,949
From the Guy Lux Awards Ceremony.
My wife loves him.
412
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,332
My Claudio!
-Joe!
413
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,121
Do you know Angela?
- Unfortunately not yet.
414
00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,875
Good day.
- Best background singer.
415
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:37,035
Stole it from Johnny.
- It's bad luck!
416
00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,625
I'll borrow it for a moment.
Come!
417
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,699
A super catch.
418
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,413
She's really got it, Joe!
419
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,541
Don't do that either.
- Oh yeah?
420
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,791
Of course.
- Yes.
421
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,162
Continue left.
422
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,497
The muscular guy in the pool is a sculptor.
423
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:07,707
That cup there is Andreas.
Greek director.
424
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:12,370
Gaby, with so little material
Not worth wearing.
425
00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:15,158
Andrew!
426
00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:19,864
Is that a bit stupid, is that K�ppi?
427
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,574
What do you mean by...
428
00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:27,078
..."didelstupid"?
429
00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:29,784
There is an attempted murder to be solved here.
430
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:32,621
True.
It doesn't matter if he's stupid.
431
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,324
I'll go then.
432
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,241
I'm following you.
433
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:49,573
Aren't you coming swimming?
It's wonderful.
434
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,744
No, thank you, Gabriel.
I read the script again,
435
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:57,581
around me in personality
to deepen my figure.
436
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,992
Deepen? She's just fucking.
437
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:01,328
Ben, you're annoying.
438
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:05,289
You have no idea, Ben.
Sex is revolutionary.
439
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:08,496
The barriers of the bourgeoisie
you have to blow it up!
440
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:12,581
You're right, D�d�.
- My name is Andreas!
441
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:17,575
Never D�d�! D�d� is vulgar!
Fuck again, you dickhead!
442
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,288
See, kitty cat?
Claude!
443
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,950
He's pissing everyone off!
444
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:27,324
Me first of all.
But now it's time to deal with him.
445
00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:28,703
The Tranchants welcome us
446
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:38,324
Start something again with �liane
and you get to know me.
447
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,913
I'm not playing the chaperone.
448
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,120
What are you talking about, my love?
449
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:46,706
You are the star of my eyes.
- Don't lie, I'm not 17 anymore.
450
00:31:48,042 --> 00:31:51,035
I'll catch you
I'll kill you both.
451
00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:56,122
I have my Browning with me.
- Do you still have them all?
452
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,120
A postage flip?
453
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,750
A double pastis
and a Perrier Lemon.
454
00:32:01,917 --> 00:32:05,035
Neck brace in this heat...
- It's not great.
455
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:07,575
An accident?
Drove too fast?
456
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,458
I've been driving since '52,
So your comment is...
457
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:14,368
Alcohol?
- Is this a police interrogation?
458
00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:15,658
You're annoying!
459
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:18,120
My friends...!
460
00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:19,749
Lunch!
461
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:24,165
Get changed!
Jean brings the drinks to your room.
462
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,952
One minute, darling.
Just dive in briefly.
463
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,415
Mademoiselle...
464
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,574
Just hold on for a moment, please.
465
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:42,281
I want my swimsuit to stay dry.
- Of course.
466
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:54,039
When will we have the money
to finally be able to turn?
467
00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:58,873
�liane says the script is like this
simply not feasible.
468
00:32:59,042 --> 00:33:01,125
The stupid cow has no idea!
469
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,707
Hey, this is my godmother.
470
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:06,788
Don't insult her in front of me!
- My little Ben.
471
00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:11,077
Please let me
the conversation doesn't concern you.
472
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,037
Go smoke a joint.
473
00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:19,364
Your postage flip, young man.
I forgot earlier.
474
00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:22,455
How can she claim
the film isn't playing?
475
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:25,288
Where to get me Liz Taylor
suggested!
476
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,324
I declined because of you.
477
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,368
And now this bitch is dumping us?
478
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,704
I'm warning you, I'll kill her.
479
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:35,866
You're a brute.
480
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,869
What are you doing here?
- Didn't you hear my knock?
481
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:45,035
I'll bring the postage flip
for Madame Moreno.
482
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:46,619
Very friendly.
483
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,455
Thank you, Monsieur Nestor.
484
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:50,832
Jean.
485
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,458
Do you have a joint?
- No.
486
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:54,832
Not? Then go!
487
00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,080
Now it's about the sausage, quickly!
488
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,913
Nothing is finished yet, go ahead!
489
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,915
Monique! Bernard!
490
00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:09,202
Just don't grab it, just stand there!
I do everything alone.
491
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,834
What's that supposed to mean?
- Just a quick snack.
492
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,072
I puked this morning
my stomach is growling...
493
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,368
I don't care!
Take a tray and follow me!
494
00:34:19,542 --> 00:34:20,953
Let's all go together!
495
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,872
Swallow it!
You don't serve while chewing!
496
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:40,707
Today the kitchen offers
King prawns from Guernsey,
497
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,582
currant vinaigrette,
498
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:45,330
foamy herb mayonnaise
499
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,287
and chicken sauce.
500
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:52,787
Jesus, Jean, drink water!
- Cyril, we didn't understand anything.
501
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:58,287
The idiot is coughing behind me!
- Sorry, a knot in my throat.
502
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,245
I'll say it again louder.
- No!
503
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:02,625
Served, we discover it ourselves.
504
00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:06,365
Thank you, Cyril.
- And we start with the landlady...
505
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,574
Oh, shit.
506
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,496
And the blind man says to me:
"Pull my eye out!"
507
00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,249
Incredible!
508
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:49,826
�liane,
did you know your ex is here?
509
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,741
No.
- But he is.
510
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:55,371
The old rascal
with his stupid fuss.
511
00:35:55,542 --> 00:36:00,867
Bon appetit, gentlemen,
oh, ministers of integrity, virtuous counselors!
512
00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:05,240
Have you eaten, darling?
- You shouldn't go hungry!
513
00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:07,033
Food here is scarce.
514
00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,659
The Belgian brewer likes to save money.
515
00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:14,702
Only your humor leaves us
endure you every summer.
516
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:18,121
Thanks.
- Kitty, don't start!
517
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,204
He starts and annoys me.
518
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:23,368
We've been doing it for 10 years.
- True.
519
00:36:23,542 --> 00:36:26,990
kitty,
Leave your place to Yves...
520
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,624
Me?
- Yes yes!
521
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:33,495
Then the actors can talk shop,
without it affecting you.
522
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,284
Not the talking shop,
he insults me.
523
00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:37,494
Thank you my friend.
524
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:42,031
You are certainly an actress.
They are adorable.
525
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,621
I acted in Delon's last film.
526
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:49,035
He wants to meet me here.
- I adore Alain!
527
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,825
Although we often
quarreled over women.
528
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,117
Darling, there's cheese souffl.
529
00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:55,499
Do you like one?
530
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:58,739
I love Cyril's soufflés!
- I know.
531
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,453
Cyril!
532
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,790
Monsieur Yves, how beautiful!
533
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:06,245
I'd like your cheese thing.
534
00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:09,166
There are no more eggs.
- Like that?
535
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:14,077
I can make you cucumber � la cr�me.
- Then rather salami.
536
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,536
I'm joking.
537
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,991
Just salami.
538
00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:22,786
Still not able to break his voice.
- He'll probably never come.
539
00:37:23,292 --> 00:37:25,158
Sausage! This asshole.
540
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:26,574
Players!
541
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,708
Of course I have balls.
- True.
542
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:35,666
What is the bitch imagining? Plate!
- The landlady a slut?
543
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:38,041
She eats up everyone.
- Every?
544
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:41,167
Especially Jacquot. Every afternoon!
545
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,120
You are disgusting.
546
00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:45,534
Is the truth hideous?
547
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,451
You're pretty mad at her.
548
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,663
Are you jealous?
- On what?
549
00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:53,283
Here.
550
00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,576
Slimer.
I can't stand him.
551
00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:03,409
On tour for four months...
552
00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:05,745
200 performances, crazy suitcases.
553
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,534
Salami.
- Unfortunately you weren't in Toulon.
554
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:10,574
We don't like it.
- Idiot.
555
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,116
What?
- Nothing.
556
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:15,617
No rose, Jean! Really!
557
00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:18,125
The chef didn't tell me.
558
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:34,375
Annoying.
Who is this guy?
559
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,412
Madame's ex.
He's annoying monsieur.
560
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,166
Big argument between the two.
561
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:41,574
So him too?
562
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,664
Cyril!
563
00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:45,825
Not even time for seasoning!
564
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:48,158
I'm coming!
565
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:51,497
Stupid goat.
- Don't worry, I'll do it.
566
00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:55,661
Fleur de sel, a splash of olive oil.
Just very easily.
567
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,620
I find out.
- Understood.
568
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,491
Crap!
569
00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:09,578
That's way too much.
570
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:16,117
I'm scared and getting seasick.
How many species of sea urchins were there in 1947?
571
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:19,826
I wasn't even born then.
- 250 species.
572
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,200
No longer? I would have thought 10 billion.
- I'm talking about species, Peggy.
573
00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:28,038
Not from sea urchins. They are innumerable.
574
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,449
Jean...!
575
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:32,948
Serve instead of listening!
The plate deeper!
576
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,826
My white velvet!
Cost a fortune!
577
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,744
Why are you doing this?
You annoying, you annoying!
578
00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,415
Baby... don't!
579
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,496
Your cholesterol.
Come on, Daisy.
580
00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:53,371
What happened?
- Well, it's...
581
00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:56,706
The fish fell down.
- Because of the oil.
582
00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:59,784
Who dropped him?
- Jean, of course!
583
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,705
You asshole!
Ruining my food!
584
00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:15,199
Do something!
- No, I'll play in a few days.
585
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,494
Calm down!
586
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:30,365
Sorry, but I have
just saw red.
587
00:40:30,542 --> 00:40:32,534
Asshole!
- It is enough!
588
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:35,906
It is enough.
It happened, let's move forward.
589
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:38,120
I'm sorry, I'm an orphan.
590
00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:41,364
When you hired me,
I felt
591
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:43,784
as if you were my parents.
592
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,413
I don't want to sleep alone in the dark!
593
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,366
Stop it, you bald head!
594
00:40:50,792 --> 00:40:53,751
Come here!
Contrary to appearances...
595
00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:55,704
we love you very much.
596
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:59,789
I want to thank you
for your kindness and class.
597
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:03,326
Make up now
and what is the keyword?
598
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,957
The holidays are magical.
599
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,991
Hug yourself!
- What?
600
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,408
Hug yourself!
601
00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,454
Will it be soon? Embrace!
602
00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:13,124
Excuse me.
603
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:16,080
I'll kill you.
- He threatened me!
604
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:18,249
Cyril!
- Just a little.
605
00:41:18,417 --> 00:41:20,750
Stop now!
Come on, come on!
606
00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,158
March off!
607
00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:25,415
We're cutting his wages.
608
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,747
Yes, my dear.
I am very disappointed.
609
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,119
Monique.
610
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:39,742
Did M. Delon call while I was in the pool?
- I would have told you that.
611
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,829
Carmen, darling, �liane here.
612
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,457
In 10 minutes...
613
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:50,073
...in the hammam.
- That suits me. See you soon, darling.
614
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,491
See you soon!
615
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:55,621
Are you coming with me?
- No, I'm reading a script.
616
00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,409
I also have projects.
- Very good.
617
00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:04,750
Carmen, I've been waiting for 10 minutes!
618
00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:06,954
Sorry, little Ben.
619
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:13,157
He's so boring.
- Do like me, take a lover.
620
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:18,453
You'll never find a man
that gives you both: security and fun.
621
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:20,742
My darling, you are so smart.
622
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,366
Gabriel.
623
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,705
Small swimming trunks, big Willi.
He wants you.
624
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,787
Do you think? Yes why not?
625
00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:31,875
Yes yes!
- What's wrong with her?
626
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:33,744
Just look!
627
00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,830
Her mascara is running, gross.
- How ugly.
628
00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:38,408
Terrible!
629
00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:42,076
Delon's team is stonewalling!
Nobody puts me through to him.
630
00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:47,501
How stupid.
- Laura, that's ridiculous.
631
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:50,956
These actresses
have a sparrow brain.
632
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:53,788
She's an actress?
Whoever believes it?
633
00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:58,202
I'll take care of her.
The hammam has been canceled.
634
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,616
Laura!
635
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:03,949
Well so what!
636
00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:08,077
I dreamed it
or was �liane flirting with you?
637
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,911
You're paranoid.
638
00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:13,997
She doesn't pay attention to me anymore
than the others.
639
00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:26,454
What has she lost here?
640
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:31,741
Hello?
641
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:35,661
Boss, I'm not disturbing you on vacation, am I?
- At work.
642
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,165
International conference.
643
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,997
What is so urgent?
- Well, I'm calling you because...
644
00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:43,999
I'm making very good progress.
645
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,159
I have several suspects.
646
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,325
One is enough for me. The right one.
647
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,332
Yes. At the top of the shelf...
648
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,991
...the baron stands.
649
00:43:52,167 --> 00:43:55,865
Kitty is a horned man,
and that is a motive.
650
00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:58,750
Who is “Miezekater”?
- Well, the Baron.
651
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,916
Does he know that he is horned?
- No.
652
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,745
Where is the motive then?
- What?
653
00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:06,409
If he doesn't know,
he has no motive!
654
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:11,121
Oh right.
Yes, boss, the point goes to you.
655
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:12,624
Something like that again,
656
00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:14,875
what you should avoid.
657
00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:17,082
Strange, boss.
658
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:20,618
Someone in a diving suit
walks through the garden.
659
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,455
You are by the sea.
People diving...
660
00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:26,618
...in a diving suit.
- True, that's often the case.
661
00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:31,162
All right, who's number 1,
if it's not the Baron?
662
00:44:31,542 --> 00:44:33,454
Keppi.
- Who is K�ppi?
663
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,662
A Greek film director.
664
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,746
The Baroness refuses to let him
Money for his film.
665
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:42,661
I heard him say:
"I'll kill her." With an accent.
666
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:45,826
Then we have it!
- No, no, no.
667
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,744
I don't have any proof in hand.
- And the cook?
668
00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:51,203
No motive.
669
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,743
Where does the conviction come from?
- They are all benign.
670
00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:58,410
I like you, purely intuitively.
- Be careful,
671
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:01,451
stay objective.
Are you a communist?
672
00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:04,751
Not at all, boss!
Well, look here...
673
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:09,493
Funny. The diver comes back.
With a rake.
674
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,579
A rake in the garden is normal.
675
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,163
People do the math.
- You're right.
676
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,699
Maurice!
677
00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:17,537
We want to play boules.
678
00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:20,660
Work, I have to finish.
679
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:24,908
Short.
680
00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,249
Do you like my Apache?
681
00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:51,158
Oh, that's an Apache?
682
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:56,453
I don't think it's beautiful, but it's funny,
where I know it's an Apache.
683
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,037
Does the bow work?
684
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:00,369
Of course.
685
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:03,457
Jean?
- Monsieur?
686
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,494
Come soon!
687
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,867
Madam Baroness.
- Another letter.
688
00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:12,283
Show me.
689
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:17,038
"Tonight you die.
The countdown has begun."
690
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,531
Apparently something is going to happen tonight.
691
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:22,624
Yes...!
692
00:46:22,792 --> 00:46:25,660
That's good news.
- I'm sorry, what?
693
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:30,533
When cornered, he exposes himself.
My method works.
694
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:37,244
I'm canceling the pirate party.
We go to the hotel...
695
00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:38,908
No and no again!
696
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:42,326
Because of one thing
Post a pathetic letter?!
697
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,742
Eddy and Joe would be beside themselves.
698
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:48,115
Absolutely.
No change of plans! On the contrary.
699
00:46:48,292 --> 00:46:49,533
Help!
700
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:52,034
We are trapped!
701
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,540
Breathe, breathe...!
702
00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:56,198
Yes, breathe!
703
00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:59,199
And swallow.
704
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:04,871
Tonight I'm going to punch him
kitty cat.
705
00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:08,456
I'll set a mousetrap,
unforgettable.
706
00:47:10,042 --> 00:47:11,203
Anyway...
707
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:14,705
Don't worry.
- Oh no!
708
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:16,707
I am armed.
- Help!
709
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,457
What's up?
710
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,325
Mr Baron...
- Claude, be careful!
711
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,662
Caution.
- He's all red.
712
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:27,041
My Jacquot, be careful...
713
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:30,201
Breathe!
- It's not red, more purple.
714
00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:33,871
Drink something.
Here, drink slowly.
715
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,457
Claude!
- No longer purple.
716
00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:45,244
That worked.
- The door cannot block!
717
00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:49,286
But what if it was like that, kitty cat?
- He calls you kitty?
718
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:53,498
�liane allows it.
The door blocked? Stop it!
719
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:00,790
Inspector Boulin.
720
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:03,166
Maurice, telephone!
721
00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,620
What is it?
- I don't want to disturb you,
722
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,455
but there is news here.
723
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,413
It's happening tonight.
- Sure?
724
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:15,156
What are you planning to do?
- A mousetrap at the beach party.
725
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:18,246
Mousetrap? They scare me.
- Tonight...
726
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:21,410
...he or she will attack the Baroness.
727
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:24,166
And I punch one,
that is inevitable.
728
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:29,408
I'm sending police officers to assist.
- I don't need police officers!
729
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:32,075
They're destroying everything for me!
- My risk.
730
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:34,116
I'll punch the culprit
731
00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,705
or the Baroness dies.
- Are you kidding?
732
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:40,824
And how! A bit of humor
has never done any harm.
733
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:48,866
Hello, boss?
734
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:51,870
Hello?
- This is Alain Delon.
735
00:48:52,042 --> 00:48:53,954
Alain Delon?
- Personal.
736
00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:56,663
Am I talking to Alain Delon right now?
737
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,415
Is Laura Mancini there?
738
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,074
Laura who?
- The Italian.
739
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:03,539
Oh, those! Would you like to speak to her?
- No.
740
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,916
So don't speak. All right.
741
00:49:06,542 --> 00:49:08,784
Are you coming to the party?
- No.
742
00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:11,245
So you don't come to the party.
743
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:13,579
I'll tell her.
744
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,868
She will be disappointed.
- That's none of your business!
745
00:49:17,042 --> 00:49:18,624
That's none of my business.
746
00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:21,950
Just hang up. So he too.
747
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,868
Everyone is pretty rude at the moment.
748
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,741
Boulin!
749
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,367
Damn it!
- What are you doing?
750
00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:32,283
Everyone is waiting for you.
751
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:37,078
I thought of going as Monsieur Mouche
be a good disguise.
752
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:41,039
No, you walk the dogs.
This is the best camouflage.
753
00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:45,205
It's a shame, I really like Monsieur Mouche.
754
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,458
I've liked him for a long time.
755
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,538
Captain, we're too far away!
756
00:50:12,167 --> 00:50:14,079
Our costumes get wet!
757
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:17,243
Roll up your pants and jump.
It's 20 cm.
758
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:19,158
Are you jumping, Jacquot?
759
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:23,204
He's gone!
- Jacquot!
760
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,241
Man overboard!
761
00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,074
20cm! You stupid!
762
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:37,949
Boulin.
763
00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:43,324
Did you let them come?
- No, my boss made a mistake.
764
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:47,790
The perpetrator gets scared and runs away.
- He should get that too.
765
00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:53,625
I don't give a fuck about your trap. No, they should
come closer, that's wiser. Discreet!
766
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:56,244
Gentlemen.
767
00:50:56,417 --> 00:50:59,865
Chief Inspector Boulin.
I accept, you can deduct.
768
00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:02,910
I'm setting up a trap,
no barrier.
769
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:04,290
Back off, people.
770
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,541
And the car?
- Roger does.
771
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:08,995
I can't wait for that now.
772
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:14,411
Memories are awakened.
773
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:22,574
Stuck.
774
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,244
Clutch carefully!
775
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:29,158
I can drive a car.
776
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:35,494
Stuck again.
777
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,115
This idiot...
778
00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:50,662
He's constantly stuck!
- Bravo, direct hit! And now?
779
00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:52,995
Where are the cats?
- was afraid.
780
00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:56,990
They bit, I let them go.
- What?!
781
00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:59,580
Then get to the shovels!
782
00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:05,990
I wanted them closer and you remove them?
- No worries.
783
00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:08,705
They're just waiting for my instructions.
784
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,367
And my dogs?
Where are my dogs?
785
00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:15,365
That's the downside.
They bit the policeman, who let them go.
786
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:19,952
The smell of the grill brings her back.
- Find my dogs!
787
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,536
Daisy!
788
00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:22,994
Blaise.
789
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,619
Daisy, baby!
790
00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:47,869
Daisy!
791
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,286
Pull the leash!
792
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:01,783
Daisy!
793
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,116
He wasn't bad.
794
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,999
Here, this one is for you.
795
00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:08,036
I'll make one.
796
00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:27,209
Tomato sauce and cheese, but generous.
I haven't eaten anything all day.
797
00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:33,740
The Baroness. My dear, Madam Baroness!
- �liane!
798
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:38,581
No, don't you dare!
- Madam Baroness, I'm coming!
799
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:45,407
That asshole killed my watch!
- You raised your arm.
800
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:46,866
What do you want?
801
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:51,323
I thought Monsieur Jacquot was attacking you.
802
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,082
Your conclusion?
803
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:54,661
No.
804
00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,074
In fact, no.
805
00:53:57,333 --> 00:54:00,747
Would you like me to get you a crepe?
- No thanks.
806
00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,324
I thought to myself.
807
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:11,910
Not so fast, little mermaid.
808
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,703
Stop following me!
- But I'm already here, just in case.
809
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,241
Aside!
810
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,617
I'll bring the dogs back,
they eat everything.
811
00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:25,454
I'll take the big Riva.
812
00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,617
And we pile up? Egoist.
813
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,826
Should my dogs get depressed?
- Asshole.
814
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,116
Boulin!
815
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:43,281
Bring Laura a plate
with grilled rind.
816
00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:46,121
She's a little down about Delon.
817
00:54:46,292 --> 00:54:48,124
Oh dear, I forgot that.
818
00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,995
Mademoiselle Laura?
819
00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:56,156
A snack on behalf of Monsieur Lamarque.
Here...
820
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:59,041
I had completely forgotten
Alain called.
821
00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:01,040
What? Alain?
- Yes.
822
00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:03,665
Alain Delon?
- Yes.
823
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:06,951
Did he say when he was coming?
- Yes No.
824
00:55:08,292 --> 00:55:09,749
He's not coming at all.
825
00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:13,657
Forgiveness.
826
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:16,499
I'm sorry.
827
00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:20,160
You're a poor guy,
who can't do anything about it.
828
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,575
Did he leave a number?
829
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:26,494
Not even that.
He said not to call.
830
00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:34,032
Don't get upset, mademoiselle,
You don't deserve this.
831
00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:38,623
The conversation was long and serious,
I don't find him likeable.
832
00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:43,707
Don't talk badly about Alain!
- Fine, I'll avoid it.
833
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:47,118
What do you have?
- And you get it!
834
00:55:47,292 --> 00:55:49,375
I'm used to it, it's fine.
835
00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:50,749
So what's going on?
836
00:55:50,917 --> 00:55:53,159
Don't touch it, it's loaded!
837
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,995
I'll kill myself!
- No!
838
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,499
Be careful...
- It's over.
839
00:55:58,667 --> 00:56:00,283
Calm down, pussy.
840
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:04,990
I'm bleeding!
841
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,200
Lamarque, help me!
842
00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:15,991
Oh, Cyril.
843
00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:20,160
Terrible party.
The dogs almost ran away!
844
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:24,623
I'm going to sleep with Daisy
and don't want any disturbance.
845
00:56:24,792 --> 00:56:25,828
Very well, Mr. Baron.
846
00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:28,033
Quick, the boat is sinking.
847
00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:31,158
My God, what an ending.
848
00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:33,453
This runs deep.
849
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:35,620
It was barely a glancing blow.
850
00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:40,116
Yes, but in two days I'll be on stage.
And it hurts a lot.
851
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,120
And he's gone, the idiot.
852
00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:46,328
Crap!
853
00:56:47,125 --> 00:56:48,536
Captain!
854
00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,579
Feel at home!
855
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:14,663
But don't forget, you are with us!
856
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:03,914
What are you doing?
You have to serve pancakes by the pool.
857
00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:07,201
They can wait.
I need my pipe.
858
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:10,447
Why not have a cigar by the pool?
859
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,824
I smoke in peace.
860
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,116
Don't rush anything.
861
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:29,199
Hello?
862
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:34,868
'Sorry, boss.
- Do you know what time it is?
863
00:58:35,042 --> 00:58:36,283
It's an emergency.
864
00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:37,949
The events...
865
00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:40,624
...overcome.
866
00:58:40,792 --> 00:58:43,455
Everything comes to a head.
- What does it mean?
867
00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:45,742
is everything coming to a head?
868
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:50,039
Hello? What a turbine
Is there a noise on the line?
869
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,165
Madeleine, you snore.
870
00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,283
Go out!
871
00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:55,866
Maurice...
872
00:58:56,875 --> 00:59:00,949
Are you with a hooker?
- This is my wife, idiot!
873
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,287
And you woke us up.
874
00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:09,866
Maurice.
875
00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:16,206
I'm just thinking,
when those stupid cops call you,
876
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:20,198
don't believe everything
what they say, my fat one.
877
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:23,334
What is this sound about? Are you drunk?
878
00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:26,286
What are you doing here?
879
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:27,949
Get going!
880
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,458
I'll call you back soon.
881
00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:34,039
Gotta hang up. I love you.
Have fun!
882
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,415
And freedom!
883
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,036
I can't believe it...
884
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:06,031
What is this tick doing here?
- Super cool, the cake!
885
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:08,415
That's for tomorrow, you asshole!
886
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:10,575
It's for tomorrow, you asshole!
887
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:12,949
Just look, look!
888
01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:16,664
You serve the cocktails now!
We already have the pancakes!
889
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:19,576
Keep Calm!
Jean is the professional.
890
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,871
Oh, the little crepes!
- Just look!
891
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,164
And here we go! Jean serves the drinks.
892
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,290
Don't overdo it!
- We go.
893
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:43,201
Don't forget my concert tomorrow!
894
01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:52,908
Be careful!
Jean!
895
01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:55,124
Jean!
896
01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:56,783
Jean, that's enough!
897
01:00:56,958 --> 01:01:00,531
Get out of the jacuzzi immediately!
- He's not a slave!
898
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:04,201
Go ahead, waiter, let it rip!
- So what!
899
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,162
Thank you, K�ppi!
900
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:10,532
He's not a waiter
and the waiter is now letting it rip!
901
01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,124
BEWARE BITE DOG
902
01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:28,455
Claude!
Jean is crazy!
903
01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:34,368
I feel the warm jet
under the butt.
904
01:01:38,542 --> 01:01:40,955
No, the idiot is pissing here!
905
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:42,741
Get out!
906
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:56,406
Despite everything, spectacular. Don't touch.
- Yes, turn around.
907
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,951
He can swallow his tongue.
- My director!
908
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:05,996
I always said a lamp above that
Jacuzzi is amazing. Nobody listens to me.
909
01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:11,250
You should ensure safety!
910
01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:14,455
There was an attempted murder
and you saw zero!
911
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,661
Yes.
912
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,574
Have you seen anything?
913
01:02:18,292 --> 01:02:19,533
No.
914
01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:26,156
Get up,
They're making my couch wet.
915
01:02:27,542 --> 01:02:30,125
I have to leave you, Harold.
916
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,491
No kisses, no.
917
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,076
Do you know what I do?
I wake up Chirac.
918
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:42,368
Shit Chirac!
- What I tell him will be salty.
919
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:43,783
Salted!
920
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,366
Ouch, my nose!
921
01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:58,744
My nose!
922
01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:13,581
Do you wake me up every hour, you asshole?
- Chirac here.
923
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,037
Sorry, Mr. Minister.
924
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:21,414
I was expecting an inspector.
- He caused a ruckus.
925
01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:26,374
One nonsense after another.
- Actually, he's a professional.
926
01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:29,125
You will clean up this mess!
927
01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:31,158
You have 24 hours.
- 24 hours?
928
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,575
Do you have difficulty hearing?
- That's faster.
929
01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:34,661
Arm chandelier.
930
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,707
Glow... bulb...
931
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:39,616
What's your name?
932
01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:40,953
Big cock.
933
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,916
The shock is only superficial.
- Ahh.
934
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:46,915
The language comes back.
935
01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:50,911
Is he having a seizure?
give him ten drops.
936
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:53,199
Very good.
- It calms you down.
937
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,118
Big cock! Eggs! Tail!
938
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,583
Is this a case for the drops?
939
01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:02,082
Act intuitively.
- Good.
940
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:03,661
Tail.
941
01:04:04,042 --> 01:04:06,910
It's getting better.
Be reassured.
942
01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:08,790
He has to remember.
943
01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:10,494
Monsieur...
944
01:04:10,667 --> 01:04:13,375
Remember the moment
945
01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:15,454
when someone urinated on you?
946
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:20,791
Glow... bulb... jacuzzi.
947
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,369
It will probably take time.
948
01:04:22,542 --> 01:04:26,661
Will it be repaired in two months?
We're making a film.
949
01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:28,783
Tail...!
950
01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:33,406
He's not out of the woods.
Two months is probably...
951
01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:35,620
My balls!
- ...optimistic.
952
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:42,121
Can you help me? Yves is paralyzed.
- Finally some good news!
953
01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:48,240
There's the doctor, my darling.
- Good afternoon, monsieur.
954
01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:52,832
I've never sprained my back.
- As you get older you get rusty.
955
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:54,744
Your hand!
956
01:04:55,917 --> 01:04:57,203
Are you crazy?
957
01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:01,198
I'll give you something anti-inflammatory,
then it works again.
958
01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:05,079
Attention...
- I don't like that at all.
959
01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:12,373
Look, croissants and everything!
Still warm, the way you like it.
960
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:14,829
He's already feeling better.
961
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,333
Wait, monsieur, just a moment!
962
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,791
Does he have his drops?
- Already twice.
963
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,950
Then just a third time!
964
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,992
Eggs!
- Now also the croissants.
965
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:35,033
Take him to the room!
966
01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:36,244
No!
967
01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:40,206
Not in the room!
- Good morning, Lamarque.
968
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,082
Are you okay, my little one?
969
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:52,749
Such an idiot.
970
01:05:52,917 --> 01:05:55,785
The real pleasure of working with you.
971
01:05:56,625 --> 01:06:00,039
Next time a little younger.
Not too much!
972
01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:03,076
Everything suits you.
- Godmother...
973
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:07,200
Stop by the salon!
- Promised.
974
01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:13,167
I have a casting in Paris. You can
keep an eye on Carmen and Gabriel?
975
01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:16,656
Of course.
Nothing will happen in my house.
976
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,496
Thank you, godmother.
- Greetings to the Eiffel Tower.
977
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:22,913
Goodbye, my darling.
Carmen!
978
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,662
Someone wants to speak to you.
979
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:50,031
Excuse me.
- Go easy, my dear.
980
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:52,240
Yes?
981
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:53,744
Lefranc, police.
982
01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:55,499
Finally.
983
01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:59,536
The summit was last night.
He gave his gun to a friend,
984
01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:02,246
who wanted to kill herself with it.
985
01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:04,704
Did you give your gun to this woman?
986
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,582
She stole it!
987
01:07:06,917 --> 01:07:09,125
Because you made advances to her!
988
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:11,705
Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that!
She threw herself at my feet!
989
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:15,368
Because women are attracted to you
throw at your feet...
990
01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:18,785
Back to you, Bourrel.
- Boulin.
991
01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:22,414
Bourrel is a TV character,
he doesn't exist.
992
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,996
But it should flatter you.
993
01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:29,576
He releases his abundance
and is not a communist.
994
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:30,911
Neither do I!
995
01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:32,448
So...
996
01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:37,575
In the name of the French state
I apologize for this buffoon.
997
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:43,073
I'm taking over the case from now on.
- Thank God!
998
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:46,539
I'm going to Paris?
- No, you remain a butler.
999
01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,950
Why is that?
- Not this dude.
1000
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:53,532
Until the case is solved,
no suspicion should arise.
1001
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:55,290
Only for 24 hours.
1002
01:07:56,458 --> 01:08:00,907
Mr Baron,
Please show me the house and garden briefly.
1003
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:03,040
I have to memorize the place.
1004
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,663
Our bedroom.
- Such beautiful colors!
1005
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:11,290
Just look!
1006
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,539
Ivory.
1007
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:16,031
I know that's not right,
but �liane loves it.
1008
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,540
Don't touch!
1009
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,038
Just see this miracle,
German fittings.
1010
01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:23,244
German?
1011
01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:28,242
The best. Because whoever saves at the beginning
must end up spending a fortune.
1012
01:08:29,083 --> 01:08:32,247
For special offers
I'm too poor. Do you understand?
1013
01:08:32,917 --> 01:08:34,158
Absolutely.
1014
01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:37,996
That's why I lined everything with marble.
1015
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:42,081
In our house in Bormes
we did that too.
1016
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:45,368
Oh yes?
- Yes, we lined with Formica.
1017
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:49,450
Formica doesn't mean much to me.
1018
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,207
It's just great.
1019
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:56,577
There you are!
Sweep up the cigarette butts in the garden!
1020
01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:58,116
Not that sound!
1021
01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:00,533
Thanks.
1022
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,324
Look...
1023
01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:14,126
My grandfather
planted these pine trees.
1024
01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:17,199
He had a green thumb.
1025
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:20,083
Nice, isn't it? Something special.
1026
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:24,326
When the weather is nice,
you can even see Monaco.
1027
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,491
Oh shit!
1028
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:38,707
Who was that?
1029
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,992
Good heavens!
1030
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:45,242
Caution!
That hurts terribly!
1031
01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,582
That was probably meant for me.
1032
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,333
That's why I was for undercover work.
1033
01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:03,826
Come a few steps out here,
this way we won't be spied on.
1034
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:08,282
The key word is "incognito".
The only solution to...
1035
01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,869
To end this.
1036
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,458
Caution!
- What is that?
1037
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,662
No sign at all!
1038
01:10:16,208 --> 01:10:19,827
Good, but in the wrong place!
Whatever, let's go.
1039
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:24,198
Let's not beat around the bush.
I ask you,
1040
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:27,948
all guests in 20 minutes
to gather in the salon.
1041
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,707
All guests?
- All.
1042
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:35,075
One at a time I will cook them until tender.
This is how the truth comes to light.
1043
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:36,491
Boulin method.
1044
01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:41,915
Agreed?
1045
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,370
Do I have a choice?
- No.
1046
01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:49,123
The only thing I worry about is my guests.
You see, there is...
1047
01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,074
Boulin?
1048
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,661
Boulin?
1049
01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,241
I am here!
1050
01:10:57,875 --> 01:11:00,743
Are you injured?
- It was the shock.
1051
01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:02,374
I'll go get someone.
1052
01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:04,829
No, stay here!
1053
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,957
Give me your hand!
- I?
1054
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:10,539
Your hand!
I've already climbed, I can do it.
1055
01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:12,829
Give me your hand!
1056
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,788
That's it, it's the first step.
1057
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,790
Don't pull!
- The wall...
1058
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:20,575
They hurt me!
- That's it...
1059
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:22,537
They're dragging me down!
1060
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,116
Are you okay, Mr. Baron?
1061
01:11:31,292 --> 01:11:33,750
The smell is unbearable.
1062
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,245
I smell terrible.
1063
01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:42,162
You must have fallen on a dead rat.
Because I don't smell at all.
1064
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:45,701
Oh yes?
- I smell it on you, not on me.
1065
01:11:58,458 --> 01:11:59,448
Mr. Baron?
1066
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:01,948
Understood.
1067
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:04,492
What?
- Last night I was high.
1068
01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:07,501
Ah...
- That's why I was the buffoon.
1069
01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:09,078
That is?
1070
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:12,368
Look at the pipe.
- What about it?
1071
01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:13,999
Full of hashish.
1072
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,575
No, that's Old Amsterdamer.
1073
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,366
I'm sorry, what?
- Smells good.
1074
01:12:22,708 --> 01:12:24,950
That's not an old Amsterdammer!
1075
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,707
I've been smoking since 1962.
1076
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:30,494
Objection, your Grace,
this is a completely normal pipe.
1077
01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:32,033
All right.
1078
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:35,201
Watch out, a completely normal pipe.
1079
01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:38,658
So.
1080
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,161
No drug?
1081
01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:47,698
No, an old Amsterdammer,
which smells delicious.
1082
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:50,162
But absolutely not!
1083
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:52,409
Old Amsterdam...
1084
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:55,291
No, give it to me! So really.
1085
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:57,244
Old Amsterdammer.
1086
01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:58,949
Yes, yes.
1087
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:08,541
He is biting and rough on the tongue.
And it scratches my throat terribly.
1088
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,040
Give it here.
1089
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,536
Try again.
1090
01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:15,953
Absolutely not!
1091
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:21,120
It's full-bodied and has that honey aroma,
that I like in Amsterdam.
1092
01:13:23,042 --> 01:13:24,533
Oh, not at all!
1093
01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:28,956
Well so what!
1094
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:35,415
Now we better hurry,
my guests are waiting in the salon.
1095
01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:40,157
I'll get another piece of evidence.
- I hope more conclusive than your pipe.
1096
01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:45,199
Oh, boudin...
1097
01:13:46,042 --> 01:13:47,908
You're a super idiot.
1098
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:51,370
Are you also summoned?
1099
01:13:51,542 --> 01:13:53,078
What's the point of the rake?
1100
01:13:55,417 --> 01:13:56,999
You smell like hashish.
1101
01:13:57,167 --> 01:14:01,161
Exactly.
Tell the Baron, he won't believe me.
1102
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,038
You play well, I like it.
1103
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:23,040
Applause for the artist!
1104
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,574
Come on!
1105
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,333
Does anyone know why we are here?
1106
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:31,289
Except to listen to Claude,
how he massacres "La cucaracha"?
1107
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,287
Claude! Jean!
Stop immediately!
1108
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,075
Why are we here?
- My friends,
1109
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:45,790
May I introduce: Inspector Boulin
from the Quai des Orfévres.
1110
01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:49,204
Inspector?
- Yes.
1111
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,662
He was exposed today...
1112
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,246
...the murderer of my darling.
1113
01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,489
And not the lord's little pet.
1114
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:00,908
What did he say?
1115
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:03,249
The L�rder of my Mieblings.
1116
01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:06,249
Are they both drunk?
1117
01:15:08,917 --> 01:15:11,534
No, seriously.
I asked him here.
1118
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:14,291
Jean, I surrender.
- Thanks, kitty.
1119
01:15:15,167 --> 01:15:17,454
The murderer is among you.
1120
01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:21,205
And I will unearth him.
1121
01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:25,456
You ask yourself,
why I hold this rake.
1122
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:26,741
Oh yes.
- Nope.
1123
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:30,536
But why you
to torture the lustful person with it.
1124
01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:32,074
That's right, darling.
1125
01:15:32,542 --> 01:15:35,910
The rake
is the main piece of evidence.
1126
01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:38,621
Yes, Francine and Jacquot!
This rake...
1127
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:41,375
...blocked the door to the hammam,
1128
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:44,121
when you wanted to be undisturbed.
1129
01:15:44,292 --> 01:15:47,410
What's really ugly, however,
1130
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:51,031
that Jacquot approves of your wife,
kitty cat.
1131
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,079
He's completely crazy!
1132
01:15:56,250 --> 01:16:00,995
Have you started again?
- You can see that it's next to the cap!
1133
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:04,538
Claude, my darling!
Don't listen to him!
1134
01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:10,787
Darling!
- �liane...
1135
01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:13,041
this causes me great pain.
1136
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:15,416
But you are so desirable...
1137
01:16:15,583 --> 01:16:19,202
Let's sleep together.
- But not now.
1138
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:22,538
Later.
Let's get to the essence.
1139
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,997
The murderer touched him,
and the rake will speak.
1140
01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:27,749
When Boulin is looking,
1141
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,449
finds Boulin.
1142
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,037
Bear's tail.
- Stop it!
1143
01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:39,165
Small cock, big cock.
1144
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:44,158
Stop it, I can't concentrate!
- Give him the whole bottle.
1145
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,824
Eggs, sack!
1146
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,241
Shut up!
1147
01:16:48,292 --> 01:16:50,705
He broke my curiosity!
1148
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:56,120
So... I rakipatulate...
1149
01:16:56,292 --> 01:16:58,329
I rika... I rika...
1150
01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:00,875
I repikatul... I rapaki...
1151
01:17:01,042 --> 01:17:02,954
I repeat... I repeat...
1152
01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:04,661
I'll summarize.
1153
01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:07,829
This is an affair...
1154
01:17:08,167 --> 01:17:10,329
I have to think about it first...
1155
01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:23,624
The poor man is sleeping.
- His pipe stinks of hashish.
1156
01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:29,208
No, that wasn't hashish,
but an old Amsterdammer. Very good choice.
1157
01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,328
Good day.
- Good day.
1158
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,662
To Paris, please.
- 54.90.
1159
01:17:44,792 --> 01:17:45,578
Thanks.
1160
01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:49,199
Mademoiselle Peggy?
1161
01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:50,411
Your agent.
1162
01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:56,283
Hello?
- It's me.
1163
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,366
Where are you?
1164
01:17:58,542 --> 01:18:00,784
The ticket is my alibi.
1165
01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:03,371
I'm waiting for Carmen at Joe's concert.
1166
01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:06,250
Are you sure?
- Don't worry, dear,
1167
01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:08,409
we make films in Hollywood.
1168
01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:13,199
Of course it's a nice role, Olga,
but I trust Norbert.
1169
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:15,324
He sends his greetings.
1170
01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,375
Dearest,
do you really not want to go?
1171
01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:26,455
No, headache.
Hashish is killing me.
1172
01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:29,743
He will sing loudly
and that is terrible.
1173
01:18:29,917 --> 01:18:32,660
I don't want to leave you alone,
kitty cat.
1174
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:38,204
All right. I'll take your car.
If it doesn't work at all, take a pill.
1175
01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:40,617
And take care of yourself, my darling.
1176
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,740
It smells like crabs in here.
- I know.
1177
01:18:44,917 --> 01:18:47,034
Goodbye, Claude!
- Ciao!
1178
01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,616
Boulin!
1179
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,165
Boulin, wake up!
1180
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:06,913
Help! What's up?
- My gun is gone.
1181
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:11,077
I fear the worst.
Lend me your weapon!
1182
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:14,448
Certainly not!
A police officer never gives up his weapon.
1183
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,792
Really not. Come on now, let's go!
1184
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:24,496
We'll take that if you're sick.
1185
01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:28,240
I'm feeling much better, don't worry.
- Then go!
1186
01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:29,874
My car!
- Cyril,
1187
01:19:30,042 --> 01:19:33,035
I'll treat your car
like a raw egg.
1188
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:34,783
Emergency!
1189
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:38,869
Be careful, the clutch.
1190
01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:35,242
Faster! Not so lame!
1191
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:39,866
Wait a minute, Boulin, I have to go first
get used to Cyril's car.
1192
01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:41,408
We stroll.
1193
01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:45,788
Press the tube! Faster!
1194
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,415
Are you scared?
1195
01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:48,573
Full throttle!
1196
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:57,199
TRANSIT PROHIBITED
1197
01:21:00,292 --> 01:21:02,033
I can already hear the music.
1198
01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:13,740
Stop! Stop!
1199
01:21:13,917 --> 01:21:15,283
To the left!
1200
01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:23,371
Brakes!
Are you completely crazy?!
1201
01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:33,783
You're a dud.
1202
01:21:40,958 --> 01:21:43,746
Stop or I'll shoot!
Hands up!
1203
01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:45,158
Turn around, motherfucker!
1204
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,165
The game is over!
1205
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:50,415
Ben!
1206
01:21:51,042 --> 01:21:53,830
What are you doing here?
What's going on here, Claude?
1207
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,198
I came as quickly as I could.
Come here, my darling!
1208
01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:00,369
Handcuffs?
- Yes.
1209
01:22:00,792 --> 01:22:03,205
He wanted to kill you.
-Ben?
1210
01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,867
How could you?
- Not you!
1211
01:22:06,042 --> 01:22:07,328
You were the bait.
1212
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:10,618
The other whore
because of life insurance.
1213
01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:12,158
That's the motif!
1214
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:15,576
I knew it.
Way too nice to be sincere.
1215
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:16,615
Take away!
1216
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:18,949
motherfucker.
1217
01:22:19,792 --> 01:22:20,748
A monster.
1218
01:22:20,917 --> 01:22:24,490
Thank you, Monsieur Boulin. I...
- This is my job.
1219
01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:27,831
I'm glad, the worst
to have prevented.
1220
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:31,167
And who solved the case?
Boulin.
1221
01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:36,704
An investigation, carried out methodically,
and the result is sure to come.
1222
01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:38,449
Jean.
1223
01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:43,867
All respect, my old man.
1224
01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:54,996
Don't you have any steam?
- Yes, a little.
1225
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:56,374
Here on the right.
1226
01:22:56,542 --> 01:22:59,330
A quiet spot for a picnic.
1227
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:05,665
What a country, France!
1228
01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:07,620
There's nothing better.
1229
01:23:07,792 --> 01:23:10,705
But the case leaves unanswered questions.
1230
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,958
We have the culprit!
1231
01:23:13,125 --> 01:23:17,825
Except the culprit drove away,
when I arrived at Tranchant.
1232
01:23:18,167 --> 01:23:19,123
Oh yes?
1233
01:23:19,292 --> 01:23:23,286
And half an hour later
I got an arrow in the ass.
1234
01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:26,781
That wasn't an accident
that was an attempted murder.
1235
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:28,199
Yes...
1236
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:30,616
He could come back.
1237
01:23:30,792 --> 01:23:31,873
No.
1238
01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:35,538
He confessed everything.
Except for one thing.
1239
01:23:35,708 --> 01:23:36,869
And I believe him.
1240
01:23:38,042 --> 01:23:43,083
The question is, if it wasn't Ben,
then who shot me?
1241
01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,366
Oh right...
1242
01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:48,116
Good question.
1243
01:23:48,292 --> 01:23:50,079
There must be an accomplice.
1244
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:55,119
And you track him down
and put him in jail.
1245
01:23:55,292 --> 01:24:00,583
You can use the security forces with impunity
attack, the Republic is screwed.
1246
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,458
And that is serious.
Understood?
1247
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:06,866
One more thing?
1248
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,659
I'll pour again.
- Just a sip!
1249
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:21,575
You have three days.
- What?
1250
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:22,957
Three days for what?
1251
01:24:23,292 --> 01:24:24,703
For the accomplice.
1252
01:24:26,417 --> 01:24:27,828
Yes, of course.
1253
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,868
I crush cowards like bed bugs.
1254
01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:32,119
Oh yes?
- Yes.
1255
01:24:32,542 --> 01:24:36,456
Like bed bugs...
a nice expression, bed bugs.
1256
01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:39,697
MURDER IN SAINT-TROPEZ
A case for Inspector Boulin
1257
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,491
�liane...
1258
01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:35,533
A little jaunt to Portofino?
- That would be wonderful, Claude.
1259
01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:38,207
I love you.
1260
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,617
Then let's go, full steam ahead!
1261
01:29:48,042 --> 01:29:54,039
Subtitle: Cain Gold
KGF-Meerbusch