1 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,900 Oh, boy. 2 00:01:34,867 --> 00:01:37,543 Fuck! Stop hitting me! 3 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:39,843 This is like if Tyson fought an infant. 4 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,233 Ooh! 5 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,676 I can't wait to punch you in the face while you're sleeping tonight. 6 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,309 Get up! Get up! 7 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,555 Saved by the bell. 8 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:52,843 Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two. 9 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:55,800 Oh! Look at that ass. 10 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:03,809 Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop! 11 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:10,266 Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! 12 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,976 You cheated, you dick. 13 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,909 No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks. 14 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,850 Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell 15 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:21,400 like your girlfriend's ass. 16 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,976 What's going on, fellas? 17 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,276 What's up? How's it going? 18 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:35,133 Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen? 19 00:02:35,351 --> 00:02:36,895 Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us 20 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,243 to pick up your stuff. 21 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:40,309 This is bullshit! 22 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,109 It's like Cypress Hill concert in here. 23 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:45,143 I don't rent to those kind of people. 24 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:49,009 Yuri, what the hell's going on? 25 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,296 Alex, how are you? I'm good. 26 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,176 Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent. 27 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,909 So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay? 28 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:02,409 All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay? 29 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,609 No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. 30 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:07,309 Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, 31 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:10,176 and then he writes you a rent check, right, Josh? 32 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:14,009 I love them so much. 33 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,176 You love who? 34 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,676 The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace. 35 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,343 You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? 36 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:28,109 They're not hookers. They're massage therapists. 37 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,009 They'll massage your cock for money. 38 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:31,707 There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker." 39 00:03:31,731 --> 00:03:33,009 You're a hooker! 40 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:35,309 Whoa, wait. 41 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,709 Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh? 42 00:03:38,733 --> 00:03:42,343 I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away. 43 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:46,576 And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends, 44 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:51,500 they take your testicles and remove them through your anus. 45 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,409 Deal? Nice man. 46 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:57,328 Okay, they got one minute and then you... Okay? 47 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:01,743 I'm sorry, Alex. I... I should have told you. 48 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:04,276 You can't whack it to internet porn like everyone else? 49 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,600 You know I don't have a credit card. 50 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:09,176 So where you going? 51 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,694 I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. 52 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,709 What about you? 53 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:14,699 Madame Kamay said I could stay at the Palace. 54 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:20,076 - You're sick. - I know. 55 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,643 Where's the bong? Alex! 56 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,067 You forgot smoking lamp. 57 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:32,843 I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece? 58 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:35,309 That's your fault too. 59 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:45,743 Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me. 60 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:49,276 Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine. 61 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,709 Why aren't you home? I need you. 62 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,709 Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour. 63 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:09,009 Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree. 64 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,343 Dude, it's July. 65 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:14,776 Get the fuck out of here. It is? Yeah. And, uh, 66 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,476 why are you naked? 67 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:21,876 Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in! 68 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:25,143 Dude, your ass is tanner than my face. 69 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:30,909 That is pure fucking insanity. 70 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:34,076 Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers. 71 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,576 No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. 72 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,309 You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever. 73 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:42,320 Yeah, well, anyway... 74 00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:44,943 I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while. 75 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:48,643 Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run. 76 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:50,909 This is like my office as well as my home. 77 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,443 Plus, the lion comes in a couple days. 78 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:56,809 You're getting a lion? - Yeah. 79 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:59,709 - Why? - To protect my shit. 80 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:02,143 Never heard of a dog? 81 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:06,509 Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion. 82 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,343 Yeah, that's true. 83 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,543 So what kind of weed do you want? 84 00:06:11,567 --> 00:06:15,533 I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster. 85 00:06:15,557 --> 00:06:16,109 I got the bling. 86 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:18,776 Hey! We go through this every time I come here. 87 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,143 I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed. 88 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,239 Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your 89 00:06:24,263 --> 00:06:26,143 voice like that when the lion's here. 90 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,173 Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to 91 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:29,409 miss my cousin's wedding. 92 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,509 You look like a bag of shit. 93 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:34,443 You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit? 94 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:37,300 Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color. 95 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:40,743 This isn't brown. I'm bronzed. 96 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,876 So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6? 97 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,076 Do you have the magic arrows? 98 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,376 Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. 99 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,823 When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him 100 00:06:55,847 --> 00:06:57,709 three times with the magic arrows. 101 00:06:57,733 --> 00:06:59,668 Then his head will start to spin. 102 00:06:59,692 --> 00:07:00,709 Once that happens, 103 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:03,876 you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust... 104 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,943 with the Sword of Doom and that's it. 105 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,709 Level 6 is done. Thank you. 106 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,843 Thank you. Thank you very much. 107 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:13,623 Have I told you today how much I love you? 108 00:07:13,647 --> 00:07:15,009 Mmm. Hey, Grandma. 109 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:17,576 Hi, honey. Ooh. You look hot. 110 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,143 Well, I haven't been out and about for a while, 111 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:22,143 so I thought I'd step it up a notch. 112 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,236 Well, it worked. 113 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:26,776 Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. 114 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,964 Yeah. 115 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:31,476 Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago. 116 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,876 So her room is available if you need it. 117 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,176 Oh, where'd Sophie move to? Heaven. 118 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,809 Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so... 119 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:41,776 Mean and full of hate. Yeah. 120 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,593 So you want to move in tonight? 121 00:07:43,617 --> 00:07:45,576 You know what? That's a really sweet offer, 122 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,212 but unfortunately, I promised my friend 123 00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:50,033 Jeff that I'd stay at his house. 124 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:12,576 Come in. Hurry up. You sure this is okay? 125 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,659 Yeah. It's totally cool. Just keep your voice down. 126 00:08:14,683 --> 00:08:16,043 My roommates are sleeping. 127 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:19,443 You mean your parents? - Yeah, same thing. 128 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,757 Nice jammies. 129 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,043 Thanks. They're a present from my roommates. 130 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,533 That's cool. 131 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,633 Here we go! 132 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,182 Um, where am I supposed to sleep? 133 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,143 On the air mattress. 134 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,943 Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. 135 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:46,076 Yeah, I have a bear. 136 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:49,709 - What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed. 137 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:52,543 Your bed is a car. 138 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:55,409 Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car. 139 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,909 My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas. 140 00:08:57,933 --> 00:09:01,180 Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. 141 00:09:01,204 --> 00:09:01,876 That'll be hot. 142 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:06,009 Might get a stereo too. 143 00:09:06,033 --> 00:09:09,600 My sister said I should get an alarm. - Shut up. 144 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,533 Gross. 145 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,243 Oh, yeah. 146 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:58,904 Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle 147 00:09:58,928 --> 00:10:00,276 and it's up for you to find it. 148 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,809 Oh, Lara, you dirty, dirty adventurer. 149 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:06,243 Come on. Let's go exploring. 150 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,443 Why don't you explore my underwear, baby? 151 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,276 Damn, you look good. 152 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,176 What's under the skirt, Lara? 153 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,609 Oh, let's see. Huh? 154 00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:19,225 Ooh, Lara, no panties? 155 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:20,643 How'd you know I liked it like that? 156 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,576 Oh, yeah. Okay. 157 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,912 Ooh, here we go. 158 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:26,443 All right. Here we go. - Jeffrey? 159 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,776 - What are you doing up so... - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry! 160 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,667 I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good! 161 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:42,809 I can't believe you came on my mom. 162 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:45,531 You might be the biggest perv in the world right now. 163 00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:46,276 What were you thinking? 164 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,376 I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll. 165 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,076 So you can't wake me up to play video games or something? 166 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,385 Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that 167 00:10:53,409 --> 00:10:55,809 turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 168 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,743 I love my turtle. 169 00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,943 Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night. 170 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:02,676 Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast. 171 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,043 Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office. 172 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:09,430 All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours. 173 00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:09,943 Yeah. 174 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:12,709 You can keep the doll, by the way. 175 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:15,276 Oh, I was planning on that. 176 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,367 Oh! My doll is a whore. 177 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:58,267 Uh, excuse me? 178 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:07,609 Hi. 179 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:11,809 Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office. 180 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,376 Are you the new janitor? 181 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,276 No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson. 182 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,292 I'm here to oversee the final stages of 183 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:21,143 production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 184 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:23,743 Oh, hi. I didn't know anyone new was coming in. 185 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:27,866 I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. 186 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:28,709 Do you usually sleep here? 187 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:33,443 No. I was working late. I love work. I love life. 188 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,409 That's good to know. 189 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:40,243 Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall. 190 00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:43,367 Thank you. Alex, there's... - Yeah? 191 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,609 Brush your teeth. I'll see you later. 192 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,033 Thank you. 193 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,500 Yeah. 194 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,400 Johnny. 195 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:03,633 Who the fuck is Johnny? 196 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,243 What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night? 197 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,576 Fine, Speed Racer. What did you do, valet your bed? 198 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,509 Uh, no, but I'll self-park it in your asshole. 199 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:37,309 Come on. Let's go to lunch. - Hey, you remember Lara, don't you? 200 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,976 Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise. 201 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:47,899 Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle brought some girl 202 00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:48,276 here from New York... 203 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,509 to make sure we finish "Eternal Death Slayer" on time. 204 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:55,243 Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me. 205 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,307 I'm sure she does. Are you ready? 206 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,509 Oh, please. 207 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,733 Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ?! 208 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,376 Who's going down? 209 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,943 I'm taking the title, old man. 210 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:12,409 The game... is Frog Bog. 211 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,633 Let's do it. 212 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:26,643 Om. 213 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,767 Om. 214 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:35,409 - Tea? - Sure. 215 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:38,409 It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend. 216 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:42,043 Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings. 217 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:50,409 So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus... 218 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,793 is the completion of "Eternal Death Slayer 3" 219 00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,128 in time for the fall. 220 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:56,795 We've had an enormous amount of bugs at this stage, 221 00:14:56,819 --> 00:14:58,109 and, quite frankly, 222 00:14:58,133 --> 00:15:00,743 I'm a little more than concerned. 223 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,676 "Knife Head IV" was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline. 224 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:07,209 "Jump Rope City" was a total nightmare, and we figured it out. 225 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,243 That's why I brought you in. 226 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,376 To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule... 227 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,376 so we can free up all the testers for J.P.'s new masterpiece. 228 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,609 Two major titles in one year? 229 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,576 And he's programming and designing them all by himself? 230 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,043 - He must be a genius. - Well, J.P. is not normal. 231 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:25,843 He created the original "Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13. 232 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,776 He's the definition of a prodigy. 233 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:43,015 - J.P. - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle. 234 00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:46,009 I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game. 235 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:49,276 - How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming. 236 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,276 Breathtaking. Care for tea? 237 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,195 No, I'm good. 238 00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:57,309 Uh... I don't believe that we've met. 239 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,509 Oh, this is Samantha Garson. 240 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:03,552 I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3. 241 00:16:03,552 --> 00:16:07,009 Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation. 242 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,671 Everything you've heard about me is true. 243 00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:15,309 So, uh, if you ever need anything, just please, feel free to call. 244 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,396 I'll give you all my numbers. - Thanks, I will. 245 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:19,643 Seriously, anything you need. 246 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,176 Say, J.P., why don't you show Samantha around the office, 247 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:22,643 introduce her to everyone. 248 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:27,767 Sure. I cou... Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for a while. 249 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,543 After you, my lady. 250 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,176 Namaste, you guys. 251 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:39,209 Did the kids in school hound you for "Eternal Death Slayer" tips? 252 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:42,543 School. I didn't need school. 253 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:46,443 All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. 254 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:49,276 So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was... 255 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,109 or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one. 256 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:56,443 But I did beat "The Legend of Zelda" before I could walk. 257 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,509 That's cool. - Yeah. 258 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:02,476 I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. 259 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,509 What's in here? 260 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,367 It's just the kids in their break room. 261 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:10,409 Or as I call it, "The Stupid Idiot Room Full of Jerks." 262 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,676 Mine's the biggest office... Let's check it out. 263 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,543 Let's go! You suck! You suck! 264 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,067 I thought you were good at this, man. 265 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,209 Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you. 266 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,809 Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it! 267 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,709 I'm sorry you had to see this. 268 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:42,776 It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day. 269 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,243 Yeah! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak! 270 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,076 Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! 271 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,109 Your shit's weak! Wizzeak! 272 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,878 You never had a chance, Timmy. 273 00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:58,043 I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side. 274 00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,543 Hey, at least I have a bush. 275 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:04,265 Shit's weak! - Oh, hey, Samantha. 276 00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:05,009 Sorry you had to hear that. 277 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,976 No. Congratulations on having a bush. 278 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,876 How do you two know each other? 279 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,140 I woke him up here this morning. 280 00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:13,943 He fell asleep working late last night. 281 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,143 Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep. 282 00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:20,776 Wow, J.P., that is a great outfit. 283 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,743 How much do clothes cost in "The Matrix"? 284 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:28,109 So funny I forgot to laugh. 285 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,276 Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray. 286 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,376 Hey! - What? 287 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,343 My bush isn't really gray. 288 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,449 Not according to my mom. 289 00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:36,909 I thought I told you to quit talking about that. 290 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,343 People keep asking me about it. - Um... 291 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,743 I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, 292 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,909 but I will see you guys later. 293 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,109 Get back to work, testers. 294 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,358 Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! 295 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,243 Adios, turd nuggets. 296 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:08,167 Wow. 297 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:22,643 Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? 298 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,676 Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? 299 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,643 Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy! 300 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,676 What's that? 301 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,150 How many people did you tell about the incident 302 00:19:32,174 --> 00:19:35,209 with me and your mom? 303 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:38,909 Thirteen, maybe. Why? I didn't know it was a secret. 304 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:42,067 No, you're right. Your mom would really appreciate it. 305 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:47,243 My bad. Sorry. It's all right. 306 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,576 So where are you going to crash tonight? 307 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:54,176 Um, this, uh... this really cute chick I've known for a long time... 308 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,843 said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends. 309 00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,676 No way! Yep. 310 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,509 Three chicks and you? 311 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,143 Yeah. I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in. 312 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:06,007 Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. 313 00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:07,067 Later. 314 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,809 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mommy. 315 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,914 Did you have a good day? - I did. Did you remember to 316 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:16,543 TiVo Samurai Jack? 317 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,433 I did. 318 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,076 Oh, honey, they work you too hard there. 319 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,886 That's a long day. - It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. 320 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:37,282 But thank you. 321 00:20:37,282 --> 00:20:41,243 You are something else. You must be starving, darling. 322 00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:43,467 Yeah, I could eat. 323 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:49,509 That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there. 324 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,967 Thank you, Mr. President. 325 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:56,843 Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex. 326 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:59,333 Our new roommate. 327 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,909 How long you staying? Um, just till I find a new apartment. 328 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,376 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. 329 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,309 - How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October. 330 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,176 My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number. 331 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,100 I'm not gay, but thank you. - Denial. 332 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:24,176 Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome. 333 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,643 Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. 334 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,843 Probably suicides. 335 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:35,033 I was just kidding. - There we go. Here's your din-din. 336 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,809 Oh, watch... It's hot. Ooh, be careful... 337 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,343 Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna... 338 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,576 some scrambled eggs, 339 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,409 some pudding and... And, oh, wait a minute. 340 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:48,509 A piece of the wedding cake. 341 00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:53,300 - That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you. - Ah, you're welcome. 342 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,043 Here's your new room, baby. 343 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:04,567 Wow, Grandma, this is nice. - Oh, good. 344 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,876 Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she? 345 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,943 Oh, no. Good, good, good. 346 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,904 No. She fell out of bed and died right here. 347 00:22:12,928 --> 00:22:13,976 Ew! 348 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,200 Oh, I am so happy that you're here, honey. 349 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:22,809 Thank you so much, again. Sweet dreams, darling. 350 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:25,043 Oh, thanks. Okay. 351 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:28,209 - See you in the morning. - You sure will. 352 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,433 Ew. 353 00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:54,509 I died on the floor, 354 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:58,176 and nobody helped me. 355 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,176 You have got to be fucking shitting me. 356 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:07,843 Oh, it's so cold when you're dead. 357 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,743 I swear to God I would have helped you, Sophie. 358 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:12,553 Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here... 359 00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:14,609 - Gotcha! - Oh, my God! 360 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,143 - You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma? 361 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,509 Well, I told you we were going to have fun. 362 00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:25,276 Yeah. Sweetie? 363 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,276 Uh-huh? Don't curse. You're better than that. 364 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:33,243 Okay. Fuck! 365 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:36,109 That's fucking crazy. 366 00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:44,943 Oh, God. What is happening? 367 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:48,067 What the... 368 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:52,776 What? Come on. Stop that. 369 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,209 Why are you doing this to me? 370 00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:01,009 Thank you. Thank you. 371 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:03,509 Thank you. Thank you. 372 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:07,009 Oh, rise and shine. 373 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:09,443 Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands, 374 00:24:09,467 --> 00:24:12,733 then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, Grandma. 375 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:23,576 Wow! That was a great breakfast. 376 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,876 Grandma, I'm going to go back to sleep now. 377 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,776 Oh. Well, don't you have to go to work? 378 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,576 Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours. 379 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,843 Oh, that's wonderful that you have all this extra time, 380 00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:36,609 because we really could use your help around the house. 381 00:24:36,633 --> 00:24:38,843 Oh, not a problem. What do you need me to do? 382 00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:42,543 Mmm, just a few chores. 383 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,876 All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back... 384 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:39,076 and recheck, starting with Level 1, okay? 385 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,776 Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3. 386 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,276 - Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6. 387 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,009 Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great. 388 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:51,891 Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, 389 00:25:51,915 --> 00:25:53,009 so why don't you just stick with those. 390 00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:55,009 Let's do it. 391 00:25:55,033 --> 00:25:58,476 The levels, I mean. Not sex. 392 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,976 Sorry. - All right. 393 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,709 Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15, 394 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:06,255 because those are the real problem levels and... 395 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,976 Is he sleeping? 396 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,009 Yes, and possibly shitting his pants. 397 00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:14,609 Wake up, dude. 398 00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:17,076 No chores, Grandma! 399 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:20,176 Nice rip, Alex. 400 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,943 Rip what? 401 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:25,143 All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time. 402 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:28,276 Seriously, rip what? - Why are you so tired? 403 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,743 Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night. 404 00:26:30,767 --> 00:26:33,243 Something you'd know nothing about. 405 00:26:33,267 --> 00:26:37,609 - Excuse you. - Hey, look, it's Bono's brother. 406 00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:39,976 So how'd the loser conference go? 407 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,109 Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time. 408 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,567 Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're... they're the best. 409 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:51,509 I want to get you a black cobra. 410 00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:53,876 Just to go around the neck. 411 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:57,600 J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys. 412 00:26:59,933 --> 00:27:02,733 Please get on top of me. 413 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,743 Here, honey, I made you some Jell-O with no fruit... 414 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,676 'cause I know how much you hate it. 415 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,843 And you got cheese and crackers and chocolate milk to wash it all down. 416 00:27:20,867 --> 00:27:24,276 That's great. Thank you. - Oh, what's this? 417 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:27,476 Mmm, this is a video game I'm making. 418 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:31,043 It's kind of like a side project. - Oh, good for you, honey. 419 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:34,543 - Hey, you want to play it? - Well, I don't know. 420 00:27:34,567 --> 00:27:37,676 Okay. 421 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,909 You are so talented. 422 00:27:39,933 --> 00:27:43,609 I remember the birdhouse you made way back at grade school. 423 00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:47,233 This is a little more violent than the birdhouse. 424 00:27:47,257 --> 00:27:47,776 It's called "Demonik." 425 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,109 You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab. 426 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,809 Space shuttle. 427 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:57,576 So... this helps you look around. 428 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:02,043 This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck. 429 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:04,876 This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu. 430 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,443 And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells. 431 00:28:07,467 --> 00:28:09,776 H... How do you make him walk? 432 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,876 Oh, that's this stick right here. - This here? 433 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:15,003 Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, walk over here. 434 00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:18,643 Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your telekinesis power to lift those objects. 435 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:21,611 I don't see a telephone anywhere. 436 00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:23,037 No, no. It's like a mind power. 437 00:28:23,061 --> 00:28:24,622 Hit the red button. - Red. 438 00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:26,367 Ooh, perfect. 439 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,556 Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall. 440 00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:32,299 - Uh, f... fire. - Yeah, yeah, that's great. That's great. 441 00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:35,009 - Go in there. Go in there. - Is this a good or a bad guy? 442 00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:37,043 Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him. 443 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:40,309 Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad. 444 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:44,209 - Wow! - Ooh, nice Death Spike. 445 00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:47,843 Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels. 446 00:28:47,867 --> 00:28:50,909 Ooh! Oh, isn't that pretty? 447 00:28:50,933 --> 00:28:53,009 Yeah. Oh, this is fun. 448 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:55,376 Hey, wow, you got to a checkpoint. 449 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,067 Is that good? - Yeah. 450 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,976 Well, so that's my game. 451 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,009 And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you... 452 00:29:05,033 --> 00:29:09,809 Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh. 453 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:12,543 Take that, you dirty dopers. 454 00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:14,861 Hey, you know what, Grandma? 455 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:17,476 Um, I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff. 456 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:21,876 So, uh, you keep playing, and I'll see you later. 457 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:25,067 Love you. - Oh. 458 00:29:38,128 --> 00:29:40,199 I can't believe there are people in this world 459 00:29:40,223 --> 00:29:40,909 who still don't have cable. 460 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,276 Dr. Shakalu gets it. - Yeah, he does. 461 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,709 Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels, 462 00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:52,276 plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires. 463 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:55,076 Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time. 464 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,343 So, uh, how do you two know each other? 465 00:29:58,367 --> 00:30:00,943 I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona. 466 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,080 He's hooking me up with the lion. It comes tomorrow. 467 00:30:03,104 --> 00:30:03,809 Great. 468 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:07,539 Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean weed 469 00:30:07,563 --> 00:30:09,043 that'll turn you into a deer. 470 00:30:10,967 --> 00:30:14,743 You know that lions eat deer, right? 471 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:19,200 That's true, kid. Doctor, we got to be careful. 472 00:30:20,867 --> 00:30:22,909 Oh, shit. I've been here three hours? 473 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,409 I don't have antlers, do I? - No. You're cool, bro. 474 00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:29,467 Thanks for all this. And, Doctor? 475 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:34,067 Ooh, sorry. Anytime, kid. 476 00:30:53,233 --> 00:30:58,243 Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping. 477 00:30:58,267 --> 00:31:00,876 Chicken cutlet. 478 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,976 Spaghetti with garlic bread. 479 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,476 Oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast. 480 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:09,167 I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. 481 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,733 Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 100. 482 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,133 Ooh. 483 00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:48,376 Yeah, Dante. 484 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,300 Let's see, let's see. 485 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,733 Good night, my friend. Sleep well. 486 00:31:58,467 --> 00:32:00,733 Ooh! 487 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,743 Ooh, dinnertime. 488 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:12,143 Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck! 489 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:15,033 Oh! Goddamn it! 490 00:32:26,739 --> 00:32:28,515 Let me guess. Was your dick on fire? 491 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:29,909 Yeah. - Hey, Jeff. 492 00:32:29,933 --> 00:32:31,843 Oh, hey, Alex. - Hey. 493 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:35,876 So, um, I... I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex? 494 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,576 Does it look like I got any levels done last night? 495 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,576 Oh, my God. Geez. That's crazy. 496 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,476 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you. 497 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,576 Yeah. Yeah. I... It was my roommates. 498 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,400 They, uh... They're crazy. They're crazy. They tied me up. 499 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:53,576 I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless. 500 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,876 And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came. 501 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,209 - Ohh! - And... And that felt nice. 502 00:33:00,233 --> 00:33:02,609 That is nuts. That is so hot. 503 00:33:02,633 --> 00:33:04,460 Hey, you guys. 504 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:06,376 Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks. 505 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,543 Whoa. Alex, what happened? 506 00:33:08,567 --> 00:33:11,743 There was a fire and I was... I was trying to save it from this baby... 507 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:14,309 No, he's banging his three roommates. They tied him up last night. 508 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,409 They had crazy orgies, like, all week. 509 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,776 I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking. 510 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,776 No, we're not. You literally just told us that. 511 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,209 Yeah, well, I don't think that's very smart, 512 00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:25,309 considering you work with your hands. - Yeah. 513 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:28,156 May I see you in my office for a minute, please? 514 00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:29,843 Yeah. 515 00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:32,543 - Ooh! - Busted! 516 00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:35,276 You are so fired. - You guys are assholes. 517 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,212 Bye. 518 00:33:37,236 --> 00:33:37,709 Hey, you know what? I... I forgot something. 519 00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:39,609 What? This. 520 00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:42,143 Oh, my God! Are you serious? 521 00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,600 I think he fucking shattered it. 522 00:33:53,224 --> 00:33:57,363 All right. Look, Alex, this game has to get finished. 523 00:33:57,363 --> 00:34:00,209 And you are the most experienced guy I have here. I'm really counting on you. 524 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:04,543 My hands being burnt will not affect me finishing my levels at all. 525 00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:07,043 Well, I sure hope it doesn't. 526 00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:09,333 It won't. 527 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:16,209 You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world. 528 00:34:16,233 --> 00:34:20,109 - Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman, 529 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:22,276 and you are swimming in a sea of virgins. 530 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:26,609 Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex. 531 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:29,076 Look, I know you think I'm really hot too, 532 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,409 and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink. 533 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:35,109 But I have this very serious deadline that my boss gave me. 534 00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:38,476 So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions. 535 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,963 I guess I'll just have to suffer until then. 536 00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:43,552 Sorry. 537 00:34:43,552 --> 00:34:46,930 - Mr. Cheezle on line two. - I have to take this. 538 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:48,376 Avoid his tea parties. 539 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,733 Hello. 540 00:34:57,467 --> 00:34:59,800 What are you doing, J.P.? 541 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,643 Just thinking about my game. 542 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,767 Huh. How's that going? 543 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:11,233 People will bow to it. 544 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,767 All right. That... that's creepy. 545 00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:20,800 I hate your face. 546 00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:28,633 Did you say something? 547 00:35:32,933 --> 00:35:35,633 You're fucking weird. 548 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:44,367 How can he see me? 549 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:49,376 Before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high. 550 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,200 And we're going to salt and pepper the pork... 551 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:55,143 Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable? 552 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:58,043 Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net. 553 00:35:58,067 --> 00:36:00,267 You like that cooking channel, huh, Grandma? 554 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,476 And it's all food, all day. 555 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,309 That's all they do, is they make food. 556 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,509 I want to eat the TV. 557 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:13,376 Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin. 558 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,643 With a label on it. - It's very rare to see a beer stein... 559 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:18,843 What's this? Antiques Roadshow. 560 00:36:18,867 --> 00:36:20,976 What's that? - Oh, it's great. 561 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,043 People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money. 562 00:36:24,067 --> 00:36:27,100 Move over, Bea. 563 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,776 I'm an antique. - Yes, you are, Bea. 564 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,009 King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer... 565 00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:38,576 So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi... 566 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,600 Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something. 567 00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:46,709 $4,000 for a beer mug? - That's ridiculous. 568 00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:50,109 And we'll be right back as the Antiques Roadshow marathon continues. 569 00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:52,633 Marathon? Fuck me. 570 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,276 Come on. 571 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,400 Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye. 572 00:37:02,862 --> 00:37:05,167 What's up? J-dog. 573 00:37:05,916 --> 00:37:08,761 Hey, J-dork, it's Alex. - What's going on, shit lips? 574 00:37:08,761 --> 00:37:11,009 Uh, not much. Look, I need you to do me a huge favor. 575 00:37:11,033 --> 00:37:15,085 You're not jerking off on my dad. - Ha, ha. Very funny. 576 00:37:15,085 --> 00:37:16,619 No, I really need your help. 577 00:37:16,643 --> 00:37:17,967 Do you think you can do some of my levels? 578 00:37:18,762 --> 00:37:20,799 What? No. Why can't you do them? 579 00:37:20,799 --> 00:37:24,193 Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane. 580 00:37:24,193 --> 00:37:27,933 They won't stop watching... porn. 581 00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:31,641 I can't get anything done. They're total nymphos. You got to help me. 582 00:37:31,641 --> 00:37:33,266 You're dead to me. Over. 583 00:37:34,082 --> 00:37:36,549 Oh. Jeff's a good friend. 584 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:40,976 Uh, this is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp. 585 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,809 This one is a fish lamp. 586 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:47,176 You can see that there are fish swimming. 587 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,409 The glass that these fish are... 588 00:37:51,433 --> 00:37:53,809 It's 6:00 already? 589 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:58,143 Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores. 590 00:37:58,167 --> 00:38:00,700 Oh, no, no, no, Grandma, don't worry. No. 591 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:05,176 I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also. 592 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,343 I don't... I don't have time to do any chores today. 593 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,843 Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie. 594 00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,233 Do you know how to use a sandblaster? 595 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,743 Where did you get that? 596 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:20,601 Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, 597 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,976 so I did some of your laundry. 598 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,498 I found that vase in your bag and, well... 599 00:38:24,522 --> 00:38:26,876 it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it. 600 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,267 Doesn't it look nice? 601 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:33,400 Thanks. 602 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:41,300 Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom. 603 00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:44,232 Challenge. 604 00:38:44,232 --> 00:38:46,697 Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping? 605 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:47,924 He's not taking challenges. 606 00:38:47,924 --> 00:38:50,476 No. I'm challenging you, Jeff. 607 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,643 To what game? 608 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:55,867 A little "Dance Dance Revolution." 609 00:38:57,172 --> 00:38:58,109 That's great, Bobby, 610 00:38:58,109 --> 00:39:02,033 but we don't have "Dance Dance Revolution," so you're dumb. 611 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:08,481 - Ultramix 2! - When the hell did we get this? 612 00:39:08,505 --> 00:39:10,343 It just came in this morning. 613 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:13,376 Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you, Jeff? 614 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,309 Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium. 615 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:19,821 Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing? 616 00:39:19,821 --> 00:39:22,812 Oh, with pleasure. 617 00:39:22,812 --> 00:39:25,324 Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket. 618 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:32,243 Dreamin', dreamin', groovin', if you know what I mean. 619 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:34,567 It's movin' on the scene. All right. 620 00:40:00,084 --> 00:40:02,701 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 621 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:05,476 Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot. 622 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:09,700 Well, let's see what we got here. - Hmm. 623 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,633 Are you ready? Dance! 624 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:34,276 You're gonna break the game, you're so good! 625 00:40:44,157 --> 00:40:47,676 Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God! 626 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,643 - A new high score! - What does "high score" mean? 627 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,876 New high score. Is that bad? 628 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:56,367 What does that mean? Did I break it? 629 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,933 Hey, J.P. 630 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:42,776 You didn't knock, Kane. 631 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,943 I did. But I think that the music was a little loud. 632 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:49,043 Are you afraid of it? 633 00:41:49,067 --> 00:41:52,376 No. I... I just don't like techno. 634 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,876 You would if you had robot ears. 635 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:59,509 Yeah, I guess. 636 00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:03,276 Anyway, I had a suggestion for "Eternal Death Slayer." 637 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,433 - You know the dwarves in... - Three. 638 00:42:07,016 --> 00:42:07,988 What? 639 00:42:07,988 --> 00:42:10,109 "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 640 00:42:10,133 --> 00:42:12,576 Three. Sorry. 641 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,543 Anyway, don't you think that the dwarves on Level 4... 642 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:19,043 look a little too similar to the elves on Level 6? 643 00:42:19,067 --> 00:42:21,076 Might be a little too confusing. 644 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,043 Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane. 645 00:42:23,067 --> 00:42:26,909 But redesigning all those characters at this stage would be way too expensive. 646 00:42:26,933 --> 00:42:31,476 I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color? 647 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,709 You know, that would be cheap and quick. 648 00:42:33,733 --> 00:42:37,743 Uh... Leave the decisions to me, Kane. 649 00:42:37,767 --> 00:42:41,776 There's a reason why I'm the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester. 650 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,243 I just... 651 00:42:45,267 --> 00:42:47,933 Eject. 652 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,416 He had a good idea. 653 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,100 Shut up. Mind your own business. 654 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,309 May I speak to you, my lady? 655 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,609 Uh, yeah. I guess. 656 00:43:17,633 --> 00:43:20,376 But could you please knock next time? 657 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,709 And what is it with this "my lady" stuff? 658 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:24,976 What are you, a knight of the Round Table? Come on. 659 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,176 Sorry. 660 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,809 - What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing. 661 00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:34,043 I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwarves on Level 4... 662 00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:37,476 and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar. 663 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:39,509 Could be confusing to some. 664 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:43,443 Well, uh, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further. 665 00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:46,709 Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors. 666 00:43:46,733 --> 00:43:49,843 Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two. 667 00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:52,476 Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that. 668 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,009 That... is a great idea. 669 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,767 Those are the only kind I have. 670 00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:05,109 There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m. 671 00:44:05,133 --> 00:44:07,109 - I thought maybe... - J.P. 672 00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,709 - Yeah? - I'm working. 673 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:12,643 Right. I am too. I just... 674 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:14,909 I just thought I'd let you know. 675 00:44:14,933 --> 00:44:18,943 I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo. 676 00:44:18,967 --> 00:44:22,409 - ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha. 677 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,634 Hey, dude. 678 00:44:35,658 --> 00:44:38,443 What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves? 679 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:41,476 Shot it down. - What? Really? That was a good idea. 680 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,843 No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck. 681 00:44:44,867 --> 00:44:46,943 Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit. 682 00:44:46,967 --> 00:44:49,143 Just run it by Alex. Maybe he'll talk to J.P. 683 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,309 You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first. 684 00:44:56,333 --> 00:45:00,743 He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos. 685 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:03,709 Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome. 686 00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:06,776 No! You guys, it's not awesome, okay? 687 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,609 Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it. 688 00:45:09,633 --> 00:45:11,943 All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed. 689 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,343 Crap. That's Alex's intercom. 690 00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:22,925 Hello? 691 00:45:22,949 --> 00:45:24,776 Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex. 692 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,093 Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner. 693 00:45:28,117 --> 00:45:28,409 What? 694 00:45:28,433 --> 00:45:32,076 Nothing. Send it back. 695 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:36,443 Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one. 696 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,709 May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex? 697 00:45:38,733 --> 00:45:43,109 Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates. 698 00:45:43,133 --> 00:45:45,043 This is Grace and that's Bea. 699 00:45:47,467 --> 00:45:50,909 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. - Thank you. 700 00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:53,809 We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch. 701 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,843 Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha. 702 00:45:55,867 --> 00:45:57,843 Come on. I'll show you where he works. - Okay. 703 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:04,295 You're dying. 704 00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:08,509 - Hey, Jeff. - Hi. 705 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:10,743 Is Alex around? He has some visitors. 706 00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:13,876 Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies. 707 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:15,943 Did you go to high school with Alex? 708 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,743 Thank you. 709 00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:22,509 We're his roommates. 710 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,576 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? 711 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,609 We have been sort of rough on him, 712 00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:34,209 but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean. 713 00:46:34,233 --> 00:46:36,876 Well, we're not used to having a man in the house, 714 00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:39,843 so I guess we... We ride him pretty hard. 715 00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:43,309 - Oh! That is so gnarly. - So where is he? 716 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,209 Uh, I haven't seen him. 717 00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:47,576 He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact. 718 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,909 Well, he's probably working hard somewhere. 719 00:46:51,933 --> 00:46:54,243 Could you please just give him his lunch... 720 00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:58,343 and tell him that I've had such fun playing with his new toy all morning. 721 00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:01,552 And when he comes home later, he can play with me. 722 00:47:01,576 --> 00:47:02,709 Oh, my gosh! 723 00:47:02,733 --> 00:47:04,676 - I'm gonna barf. - That is so repulsive. 724 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,476 All right! Hey! That's enough. I'm... I'm here. 725 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,043 - Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma. 726 00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:11,099 We missed you. 727 00:47:11,123 --> 00:47:14,076 I was somewhere else, working very hard on something. 728 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:17,709 - Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother. 729 00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:20,176 - Hello. Hi. These are her two roommates. 730 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,209 I've been living with them for the last week. 731 00:47:23,233 --> 00:47:26,576 Okay. 732 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,576 Hi, Grandma, ladies. - Hi. 733 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,543 Good to know. Dude. 734 00:47:32,567 --> 00:47:34,909 Jerking off on my mom is one thing, 735 00:47:34,933 --> 00:47:37,643 but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates? 736 00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:41,009 That's like... legendary. - You're an idiot. 737 00:47:41,033 --> 00:47:43,443 Hey, y...you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I... 738 00:47:43,467 --> 00:47:46,509 Come on. I'll walk you out. No, we're gonna go this way, Bea. 739 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,509 Oh, my gosh. 740 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:50,829 Holy crap. - Dildo lunch? 741 00:47:51,729 --> 00:47:55,368 Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn. 742 00:47:55,368 --> 00:48:00,645 Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um... 743 00:48:01,101 --> 00:48:03,045 Oh. Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Grandma. 744 00:48:03,069 --> 00:48:05,955 Hey, Bea. 745 00:48:06,463 --> 00:48:07,943 You know, you guys should probably go to bed early. 746 00:48:07,967 --> 00:48:10,809 You have a busy day tomorrow. - What do you mean? 747 00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:12,943 I don't have any plans. - No. 748 00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:15,876 I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to... 749 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:18,576 Antiques Roadshow. 750 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,009 Oh! Alex, you're an angel. 751 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:27,909 Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose. 752 00:48:27,933 --> 00:48:30,409 Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys, 753 00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:34,543 where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. 754 00:48:34,567 --> 00:48:37,709 Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion? 755 00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:39,809 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 756 00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,776 I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. 757 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,943 I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard. 758 00:48:44,967 --> 00:48:48,276 So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. 759 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:52,443 I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! 760 00:48:52,467 --> 00:48:55,455 You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. 761 00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:56,376 Ooh. Yes, that's right. 762 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,743 We need our beauty sleep because we have to get a lot of things appraised. 763 00:48:59,767 --> 00:49:01,876 Come on, Bea. Come on. 764 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:05,843 It was starin' right at me. I almost shit my fuckin' pants. 765 00:49:05,867 --> 00:49:08,009 So I ran inside and called the 5-0. 766 00:49:08,033 --> 00:49:11,367 Good night, ladies. 767 00:49:12,767 --> 00:49:14,676 Time to get some levels done. 768 00:49:32,933 --> 00:49:36,143 Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels... 769 00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:38,343 and just do them right now. 770 00:49:38,367 --> 00:49:42,809 There's no time. We're screwed. 771 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:45,143 Are we gonna get fired? 772 00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,609 I mean, you might. We won't. 773 00:49:47,633 --> 00:49:49,876 Boy, I hope I do. 774 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,067 I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young. 775 00:49:55,533 --> 00:50:00,509 Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith. 776 00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:03,209 Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here. 777 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:06,209 Gentlemen, Levels 10 through 15, all done. 778 00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:08,409 Oh, my God. I told you. 779 00:50:08,433 --> 00:50:11,576 All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush? 780 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,700 Still think I should die. 781 00:50:27,267 --> 00:50:30,100 Thank you. Thank you. 782 00:50:31,467 --> 00:50:33,933 Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll. 783 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,809 Samantha, what's the latest? 784 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:41,376 Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs, 785 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,609 but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em. 786 00:50:43,633 --> 00:50:46,143 - We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal. 787 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:48,143 Phenomenal. Great energy. 788 00:50:48,167 --> 00:50:50,809 Great energy. 789 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:52,709 I had a dream last night. 790 00:50:52,733 --> 00:50:57,633 I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. 791 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,876 And then I dove into the ocean... 792 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:06,067 and I swam with the dolphins. 793 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,576 I was two animals joined as one, 794 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,243 which meant good things are coming. 795 00:51:13,267 --> 00:51:15,700 Good things. 796 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:19,699 Samantha, why don't you take the guys out 797 00:51:19,723 --> 00:51:21,643 for dinner tonight. On Brainasium. 798 00:51:21,667 --> 00:51:23,543 Uh, sure. 799 00:51:23,567 --> 00:51:25,709 Yeah, Samantha. Take us out. 800 00:51:25,733 --> 00:51:29,143 - Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage? 801 00:51:29,167 --> 00:51:33,576 Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about. 802 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,276 Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want. 803 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:41,933 Good things are coming. Good things. 804 00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:50,876 - Hey, Samantha. - Hey. 805 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:54,409 Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight. 806 00:51:54,433 --> 00:51:56,776 I just got the new season of Buffy on DVD, 807 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,876 and I'm gonna kick it in my crib and watch the bonus features. 808 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,925 Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. 809 00:52:03,949 --> 00:52:04,843 It hasn't yet. 810 00:52:04,867 --> 00:52:06,976 I know people. 811 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,176 Cool. Well, you... have a long night ahead of you. 812 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,355 If you want me to come, I totally will. 813 00:52:13,379 --> 00:52:14,909 Oh that's alright. Don't worry about it. 814 00:52:14,933 --> 00:52:17,376 Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably. 815 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,643 Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired, 816 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:21,643 so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late. 817 00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,643 But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday. 818 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:28,576 Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really... 819 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,076 intimidating to talk to me, you know. 820 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,933 But underneath this genius, 821 00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:38,309 I'm simply a human, you know. 822 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:40,376 But I'm working on that. 823 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,409 J.P.? - Yeah? 824 00:52:42,433 --> 00:52:44,933 I have to go. - Okay. 825 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,900 Drive safe. 826 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,476 I have chosen our very best table for your party. 827 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,276 Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table. 828 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,000 Thank you. 829 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,443 Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list. 830 00:53:10,467 --> 00:53:13,576 Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the harmony. 831 00:53:17,033 --> 00:53:19,843 This is where we get to have our big dinner, huh? 832 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:22,209 Mr. Cheezle picked it. - There's a shocker. 833 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:26,943 This menu sucks. - The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe? 834 00:53:26,967 --> 00:53:30,543 - Do they even have alcohol? - Actually, we don't serve alcohol. 835 00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:33,043 Bummer, I know. But, uh... 836 00:53:33,067 --> 00:53:36,176 this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health. 837 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,576 I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day. 838 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,309 I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo? 839 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,476 - Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird. 840 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,376 - Jeff. - What? It's weird. 841 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,776 He meant gay. - Stop it. 842 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,176 No alcohol? This place sucks. 843 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,176 Hey, fella. Give it a chance. 844 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,676 We do serve shots... of wheatgrass. 845 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,209 That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit. 846 00:53:58,233 --> 00:54:01,943 Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers? 847 00:54:01,967 --> 00:54:06,243 Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm. 848 00:54:06,267 --> 00:54:08,743 You know what? There's a Tommy Burger right down the street. 849 00:54:08,767 --> 00:54:10,776 Let's just do that, you guys. - That sounds good. 850 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,576 Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here, 851 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,543 but it's actually good and good for you. 852 00:54:16,567 --> 00:54:18,909 We don't serve it with any grease or fat. 853 00:54:18,933 --> 00:54:22,343 If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat? 854 00:54:23,496 --> 00:54:25,343 Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in the plant? 855 00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:32,576 Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. 856 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,209 You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick! 857 00:54:36,233 --> 00:54:39,392 "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle." 858 00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,376 "We're not hurting anyone." 859 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,409 Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick. 860 00:54:44,433 --> 00:54:48,917 Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. 861 00:54:48,941 --> 00:54:49,409 Come on. Let's go. 862 00:54:49,433 --> 00:54:54,443 - Nice karma, "Guy-blow." - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo. 863 00:54:57,667 --> 00:55:00,200 - We're really sorry, sir. - You were sweet. 864 00:55:01,133 --> 00:55:03,076 Thank you, Lilly. 865 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:06,876 I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though. 866 00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:10,576 I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian? 867 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,309 I wanted to win some money. 868 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:16,109 I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop, 869 00:55:16,133 --> 00:55:19,800 but you didn't wanna believe me. - Poop-poop-pi-doop. 870 00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:23,943 Hey. This tea has quite a kick. What is it? 871 00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:28,043 I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins, 872 00:55:28,067 --> 00:55:32,809 and I just thought it would be nice to do it in... in her memory. 873 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,843 Here's to you, Sophie. 874 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:48,576 Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning! 875 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,443 I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas. 876 00:55:51,467 --> 00:55:56,176 Please! - I can't breathe! It's not a joke! 877 00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:00,243 There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game. 878 00:56:00,267 --> 00:56:02,209 Oh, really? - Yeah. 879 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:04,976 You know, while other girls growing up were playing with Barbies, 880 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,409 I was beatin' my brothers at "Super Mario." 881 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:10,267 Ooh, "Super Mario." Nice name-drop. 882 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:15,509 - How long have you been a tester? - Like 10 years? 883 00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:18,933 Wow. - I used to be an accountant. 884 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,176 Then I woke up one day and realized I was miserable. 885 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,943 So I walked into my boss's office and I said, "Dad, I quit." 886 00:56:24,967 --> 00:56:27,676 "Dad." Nice name-drop. 887 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:30,076 Look at the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about. 888 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:32,276 Exactly. 889 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:34,276 Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant. 890 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,343 Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired. 891 00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:39,176 It's like... 892 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,737 Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? 893 00:56:41,761 --> 00:56:42,243 I have to use the bathroom. 894 00:56:42,267 --> 00:56:45,009 We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley. 895 00:56:45,033 --> 00:56:47,676 - I have to pee out of my ass. - Oh, man. 896 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:50,608 You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. 897 00:56:50,632 --> 00:56:51,376 I should get going anyway. 898 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,315 No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around 899 00:56:53,339 --> 00:56:54,509 the corner. We can totally go. 900 00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:57,043 It's an emergency. 901 00:56:57,067 --> 00:57:01,943 Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet. 902 00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:06,243 I think I hear voices. 903 00:57:06,267 --> 00:57:09,676 Is that Spanish? - Número dos. Ándale. 904 00:57:27,867 --> 00:57:29,709 Hey, Grandma. 905 00:57:29,733 --> 00:57:33,343 I don't understand wha... 906 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:36,376 what these people are saying. 907 00:57:39,067 --> 00:57:41,076 Chi-Chi Zapata. 908 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:44,167 Chi-Chi choochy loco-co. 909 00:57:45,567 --> 00:57:47,543 I didn't know you were bringin' people. 910 00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:50,767 I would have... trimmed my antlers. 911 00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:03,209 Your grandma's hilarious. - Yeah, she's not normally like this. 912 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:05,409 Is that beer? Can I have one? 913 00:58:05,433 --> 00:58:07,376 Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom? 914 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,443 It's upstairs, to the left. 915 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,343 Come here, cutie. - Oh, hey. 916 00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:19,176 Ow. My face. 917 00:58:22,067 --> 00:58:24,076 Hey. Hey, Grandma? 918 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,095 Do you... Do you think maybe I could talk to you 919 00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:26,909 in the kitchen for a second? 920 00:58:26,933 --> 00:58:29,589 Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. 921 00:58:29,613 --> 00:58:29,943 Okay. 922 00:58:29,967 --> 00:58:32,243 Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen? 923 00:58:32,267 --> 00:58:34,509 Okay, honey. Woo-hoo. 924 00:58:34,533 --> 00:58:37,443 Here's a pill. 925 00:58:37,467 --> 00:58:41,833 Grandma, why aren't you in bed? 926 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:48,943 Oop. Oh. Excuse me. 927 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:54,643 Well, w... we were getting... 928 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:57,276 We were getting ready for bed, 929 00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:00,076 and... and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea. 930 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:04,409 - What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser. 931 00:59:04,433 --> 00:59:10,643 Oh, we thought it would be nice to... to drink it in memory of Sophie. 932 00:59:10,667 --> 00:59:14,833 I can hear my hair growing. 933 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,167 You want some soup? 934 00:59:19,967 --> 00:59:22,567 I... I'm okay, Grandma. 935 00:59:23,733 --> 00:59:28,409 My grandma drank all my pot. - That is great. 936 00:59:28,433 --> 00:59:30,060 I'm just saying it's cool. 937 00:59:30,084 --> 00:59:32,576 I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime? 938 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,809 Do you have any more pot? - No. 939 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,176 I could definitely smoke a joint right now. 940 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,476 Really? - Yeah. 941 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,376 - Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him. 942 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,176 Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix. 943 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,209 It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right? 944 00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,906 Maybe next time you could go a little less on the 945 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,309 crazy and a little more on the beaver. 946 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:58,543 There's no trouble, bro. They're people, just like you and me. 947 00:59:58,567 --> 01:00:00,943 Now hit this joint and have some fun. 948 01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:04,409 This isn't the, uh, "I think I'm a deer" shit, is it? 949 01:00:04,433 --> 01:00:07,078 No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. 950 01:00:07,078 --> 01:00:08,602 Why is it Frankenstein? 951 01:00:08,602 --> 01:00:13,209 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this. 952 01:00:13,233 --> 01:00:16,575 Need food. 953 01:00:22,133 --> 01:00:24,109 Look, I'm the Cookie Monster. 954 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,600 What's up, homey? 955 01:00:32,467 --> 01:00:35,409 Peanut butter. 956 01:00:51,567 --> 01:00:54,609 Let's just say I learned a lot about owning a lion. 957 01:00:54,633 --> 01:00:57,409 He learned better not own one. 958 01:00:57,433 --> 01:01:02,443 - Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu. - Thank "boo." 959 01:01:02,467 --> 01:01:06,276 Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday. 960 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,709 Really? Yeah. 961 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:12,109 By "girlfriend," do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? 962 01:01:16,203 --> 01:01:17,610 Yeah. Yeah. 963 01:01:17,610 --> 01:01:20,941 Hey, man. Lookin' back, maybe that lion was a bad idea. 964 01:01:20,941 --> 01:01:22,776 That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey. 965 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,743 I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do. 966 01:01:29,964 --> 01:01:32,633 Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer. 967 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,667 Yeah. It makes sense. 968 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,309 Who wants some cereal? - Yeah! 969 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:41,176 Colonel Crackers is the best! 970 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,209 Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us. 971 01:01:45,233 --> 01:01:47,367 I think he's so cute. 972 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:51,109 Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. 973 01:01:51,133 --> 01:01:54,543 Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? 974 01:01:54,567 --> 01:01:56,867 The colonel. Here, honey. 975 01:01:57,834 --> 01:01:59,967 Sucks to be you, nerd. 976 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,343 Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed. 977 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:06,543 Oh, I do. - I wanna smoke it. 978 01:02:06,567 --> 01:02:10,133 It'll be fun. - What is this? 979 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,043 Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number. 980 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:16,609 Lucky you. - You guys heard him talk like a robot? 981 01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:18,909 He's a fucking psycho. 982 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:20,876 Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him. 983 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,743 No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 984 01:02:22,767 --> 01:02:26,276 Stupid polygon. 985 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:26,830 Debug! 986 01:02:26,854 --> 01:02:29,176 I tried that. 987 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:29,974 Graphic meter! 988 01:02:29,998 --> 01:02:32,633 No, that's not it. 989 01:02:34,367 --> 01:02:37,276 Shit! This is not working. 990 01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:39,743 You'll never finish. This game is falling apart. 991 01:02:39,767 --> 01:02:41,676 No, it's not. Shut up. 992 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,180 You're letting everyone down. 993 01:02:43,204 --> 01:02:44,576 No, I'm not. 994 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,372 I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing 995 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,376 that anyone has ever seen. 996 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:51,009 Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. 997 01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,709 You'll never get metal legs. Samantha is fucking Alex. 998 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:55,643 No, she's not! 999 01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:59,643 Oh! 1000 01:03:17,233 --> 01:03:19,743 Hmm. 1001 01:03:19,767 --> 01:03:23,135 Oh, my God. - Hey. 1002 01:03:23,159 --> 01:03:24,976 Look how young and cute you are. 1003 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,509 Hey. Oh, my God. 1004 01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:30,243 Baby want some milk? 1005 01:03:30,267 --> 01:03:32,809 Baby loves milk. 1006 01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:35,909 Oh, my God. 1007 01:03:43,533 --> 01:03:46,643 Yeah, suck those jugs, kid! 1008 01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:52,367 They're so good. 1009 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,467 Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah! 1010 01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:00,243 There we go. There we go. - What is that little baby move? 1011 01:04:00,267 --> 01:04:03,709 You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce. 1012 01:04:03,733 --> 01:04:05,576 Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what? 1013 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,609 I think the bikers want some in the dining room. - Oh, okay. 1014 01:04:08,633 --> 01:04:11,376 Distract me with my grandmother. - Yep. That's right. 1015 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,576 "X," "Y," "X." Back-breaker! Oh, you're dead! I killed you! 1016 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,009 So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? 1017 01:04:19,033 --> 01:04:21,443 I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down: 1018 01:04:21,467 --> 01:04:27,343 World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac... I mean... 1019 01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:31,376 I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 1020 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,976 No way! Was he silent? 1021 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,243 Not after I was done with him. 1022 01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:43,809 Oh, you're so cute. 1023 01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:46,467 You remind me of Charlie. 1024 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,567 You little tramp, you. 1025 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:58,876 You're up first, Samantha. 1026 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:02,676 I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up. 1027 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,776 It's supposed to. Come on. 1028 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,776 Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it, 1029 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:10,709 and that's one more thing I beat you at. - Oh, you asshole! 1030 01:05:10,733 --> 01:05:13,243 All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two. 1031 01:05:13,267 --> 01:05:17,209 I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. 1032 01:05:17,233 --> 01:05:19,943 Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding. 1033 01:05:19,967 --> 01:05:22,633 What's the matter, nana's boy? Can't hang? 1034 01:05:26,367 --> 01:05:28,476 Wow. 1035 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:33,400 Someone ass getting laid tonight. 1036 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,643 Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man. 1037 01:05:47,867 --> 01:05:51,309 My beef... strong. 1038 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:54,176 Your beef wrong. 1039 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,809 And here I am with Abbott and Costello. 1040 01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,409 Wow. Which one did you nail? 1041 01:06:00,433 --> 01:06:04,143 One? Try both. 1042 01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:07,633 You were a dirty old whore. 1043 01:06:08,433 --> 01:06:11,067 What do you mean, were? 1044 01:06:14,567 --> 01:06:17,033 Yes. 1045 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,509 I wanna... sing? 1046 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,743 What? You're too wasted to sing. 1047 01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:41,343 Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted. 1048 01:06:56,533 --> 01:06:58,867 Ow! 1049 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:03,867 Oh. 1050 01:07:45,433 --> 01:07:48,909 I fucking love this girl! 1051 01:07:48,933 --> 01:07:52,100 Yo, Frankenstein! 1052 01:08:02,367 --> 01:08:04,633 Oh. 1053 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:16,067 Ooh. 1054 01:08:16,633 --> 01:08:19,500 Oh. 1055 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:23,876 Oh. 1056 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:27,433 Did I hallucinate a party last night? 1057 01:08:27,467 --> 01:08:30,309 That is adora... Look at the little cowboy hat. 1058 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:33,443 Morning. 1059 01:08:33,467 --> 01:08:36,276 Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff. 1060 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,343 Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute, 1061 01:08:38,367 --> 01:08:40,737 I thought it might be something embarrassing. 1062 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:44,509 - What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween. 1063 01:08:44,533 --> 01:08:48,809 That was his first day at high school. Oh. Are those leopard spandex? 1064 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:52,443 Look. You can see his pee-pee. 1065 01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:56,109 Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned. 1066 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:59,309 Oh, look here. Look at this report card. 1067 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,743 Let's see. All A's. Impressive. 1068 01:09:02,767 --> 01:09:04,809 I'm a genius. What can I say? 1069 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:06,743 Well, you were up till high school. 1070 01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:10,576 Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty. 1071 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,109 Yeah. It was definitely puberty. 1072 01:09:13,133 --> 01:09:15,243 Oh, look it here. 1073 01:09:15,267 --> 01:09:19,067 Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex. 1074 01:09:20,267 --> 01:09:22,709 It was 10 years last month. 1075 01:09:22,733 --> 01:09:25,176 I'm so sorry. 1076 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,676 That's why I like Alex to be in the house, 1077 01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:32,100 because it makes me feel closer to him. 1078 01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:35,209 He loved you so much. 1079 01:09:35,233 --> 01:09:40,709 I loved him, and I love you, and I love being your roomie. 1080 01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:42,643 You would have loved my grandfather. 1081 01:09:42,667 --> 01:09:45,543 He was the coolest. He would have had a beer or two with us last night. 1082 01:09:45,567 --> 01:09:47,609 He would have had 20. 1083 01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:49,592 No, he had a problem. 1084 01:09:49,616 --> 01:09:51,109 He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then. 1085 01:09:51,133 --> 01:09:56,709 We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea. 1086 01:09:56,733 --> 01:09:58,809 Oh, my gosh. It's already noon. 1087 01:09:58,833 --> 01:10:01,743 I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride? 1088 01:10:01,767 --> 01:10:04,376 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - It was such a pleasure. 1089 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,043 Thank you for showing me all the photos. - Come anytime, sweetheart. 1090 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:09,209 I've got four more boxes. - Okay. 1091 01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:11,443 Okay. - Bye-bye. 1092 01:10:11,467 --> 01:10:14,409 Oh. 1093 01:10:14,433 --> 01:10:16,367 See you later, Grandma. - Okay. 1094 01:10:22,133 --> 01:10:25,774 Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. 1095 01:10:25,798 --> 01:10:26,543 Okay, Alex. 1096 01:10:26,567 --> 01:10:30,367 Yeah. West West, yo. 1097 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:40,333 Grace, I have a confession to make. 1098 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:46,067 Uh, you... were my first. 1099 01:10:47,067 --> 01:10:49,376 Really? 1100 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,933 Oh, that's sweet. 1101 01:10:52,533 --> 01:10:56,133 Let's see. You were my, uh... 1102 01:10:57,467 --> 01:11:00,133 I don't know. 3,000 something. 1103 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:08,476 Word up. 1104 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,076 Ah. 1105 01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:16,933 I should have worn a condom. 1106 01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,570 Nice place. 1107 01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,343 I've never met anyone with 300 roommates. 1108 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:28,076 Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so... 1109 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:30,243 That helps. 1110 01:11:30,267 --> 01:11:33,276 This is my room. Here we are. 1111 01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:35,567 Yep. 1112 01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,976 Thanks. 1113 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,076 So I will, uh... see you on Monday. 1114 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,367 See you on Monday. 1115 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,967 Thanks for the ride. You're welcome. 1116 01:11:57,867 --> 01:12:00,233 Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket. 1117 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,367 Hey, I forgot my... 1118 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:17,643 Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket. 1119 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:21,543 I know. Here. - What if I had been the bellboy? 1120 01:12:21,567 --> 01:12:24,067 I was kinda hopin' you were. 1121 01:12:27,033 --> 01:12:30,243 I'll see you at work. - I'll be there. 1122 01:12:30,267 --> 01:12:32,209 I'll be the older gentleman. 1123 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:38,543 I am a genius. 1124 01:12:41,933 --> 01:12:47,600 Samantha, you will be mine. Mine. 1125 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:53,100 Must ingest more fuel. 1126 01:13:11,867 --> 01:13:14,133 When did I get a message? 1127 01:13:16,467 --> 01:13:19,676 You have one new message. 1128 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,676 Hey, J.P., you fuckin' freak. 1129 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:23,709 We're partyin'. Where are you at? 1130 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:25,909 I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam. 1131 01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:27,976 What do I... Hey, J.P. 1132 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,776 We celebrated the game tonight, so... Jeff, stop it. 1133 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,776 Give me the phone. My name is J.P. 1134 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,846 I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. 1135 01:13:36,867 --> 01:13:39,233 I am not amused. 1136 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,576 Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 1137 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,676 Yeah. Next question. Right here. 1138 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:52,609 Do you think that she invented the hand job? 1139 01:13:52,633 --> 01:13:54,609 Ooh. No, I don't. 1140 01:13:54,633 --> 01:13:58,576 But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job. 1141 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,876 Yeah. She was a pioneer. 1142 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:03,705 Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, 1143 01:14:03,729 --> 01:14:05,209 Barry sucked on his first booby. 1144 01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:09,367 For 13 hours. 1145 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,576 Okay. That's enough. Thank you. 1146 01:14:15,452 --> 01:14:18,343 Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. 1147 01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:20,190 What do you mean? 1148 01:14:20,214 --> 01:14:22,543 I got the hilarious message that you and Alex left. 1149 01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:25,933 Almost as hilarious as your... face. 1150 01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,609 Look, we were just kidding, J.P. 1151 01:14:31,828 --> 01:14:34,289 So where's Alex? 1152 01:14:34,289 --> 01:14:36,633 What, did he take the day off and die of old age? 1153 01:14:37,054 --> 01:14:39,600 - No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What? 1154 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:52,243 So, who wants to hear about my S.T.D. from the silent film era? 1155 01:14:52,267 --> 01:14:56,700 Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression. 1156 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:02,276 Do you want any snacks, Alex? 1157 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:04,443 Oh. No, thanks, Grandma. I'm fine. 1158 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,909 Could you get that please, dear? 1159 01:15:11,933 --> 01:15:13,909 Sure thing, Grandma. 1160 01:15:13,933 --> 01:15:17,833 Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex. - I can only hope, Grace. 1161 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:25,843 - The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex. 1162 01:15:30,967 --> 01:15:35,243 It's just that the phone message really bummed me out. 1163 01:15:35,267 --> 01:15:38,609 I... I can't help it that I'm different. 1164 01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:41,043 I just... I want you guys to like me, 1165 01:15:41,067 --> 01:15:45,376 and you look at me like I'm a f... freak. 1166 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,909 J.P., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause. 1167 01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:57,809 I know. I do it when I get nervous. 1168 01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:01,076 Look, nobody hates you, okay? 1169 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:03,043 I'm gonna talk to Jeff and the other guys, 1170 01:16:03,067 --> 01:16:05,043 and we'll all go hang out one night. 1171 01:16:05,067 --> 01:16:08,543 - And Samantha? - And Samantha. 1172 01:16:08,567 --> 01:16:13,243 Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex. 1173 01:16:13,267 --> 01:16:16,343 Hey, everyone at Brainasium totally respects you. 1174 01:16:16,367 --> 01:16:19,843 I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid. 1175 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:21,643 You're a fuckin' legend, man. 1176 01:16:21,667 --> 01:16:25,843 I know. I am pretty... amazing. 1177 01:16:27,867 --> 01:16:31,409 Mmm. What's that? 1178 01:16:31,433 --> 01:16:34,709 Oh, that's nothing. 1179 01:16:34,733 --> 01:16:36,776 It's... Well... 1180 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:41,309 It's this game I've been designing in my spare time... 1181 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:43,309 for the last couple of years. 1182 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:46,443 Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth. 1183 01:16:46,467 --> 01:16:48,343 Yeah. - Did you design it by yourself? 1184 01:16:48,367 --> 01:16:51,176 - Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all. 1185 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,233 Who did the programming? - Uh, I did that too. 1186 01:16:55,367 --> 01:16:58,576 Hey, what can I say? I'm a 35-year-old prodigy. 1187 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:02,176 Thirty-five... prodi... 1188 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,643 The collision detection's excellent on this. 1189 01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:07,576 Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you... 1190 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,709 and... and maybe give you some notes on it or something. 1191 01:17:10,733 --> 01:17:13,043 You know, that's something a normal person... 1192 01:17:13,067 --> 01:17:15,476 or a friend would do, right? 1193 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,843 Yeah. Yeah, actually. That... That would be really cool. 1194 01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:21,809 The lighting effects are really realistic. 1195 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:25,009 Here. Just, uh... 1196 01:17:25,033 --> 01:17:28,809 Do me a favor, all right? Don't... Don't be too critical. I... I'm not a genius. 1197 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:33,400 - I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are. 1198 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,902 And also, dude... 1199 01:17:35,926 --> 01:17:37,543 I haven't told any of the guys at work about this. 1200 01:17:37,567 --> 01:17:40,676 It's kind of a secret, uh... 1201 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:43,843 So just be careful with that disk and... and don't tell anyone. 1202 01:17:43,867 --> 01:17:47,509 Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. 1203 01:17:47,533 --> 01:17:50,209 Actually, it's not. It's Philip. 1204 01:17:58,667 --> 01:18:01,576 - Doctor, hand me a baggie, please? - Here go. 1205 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,843 Thanks, pal. 1206 01:18:03,867 --> 01:18:07,009 This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he? 1207 01:18:07,033 --> 01:18:09,676 No. This is Mr. Lee Ho. 1208 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,943 He's teaching me and Monkey tae kwon do. 1209 01:18:11,967 --> 01:18:15,333 I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. 1210 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,209 He's a quick learner. 1211 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:19,495 Monkey sucker... punch! 1212 01:18:19,495 --> 01:18:23,409 - That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now? 1213 01:18:23,433 --> 01:18:25,609 He's upstairs, puttin' his nunchakus away. 1214 01:18:25,633 --> 01:18:28,209 Yo, that party was off the hook, kid. 1215 01:18:28,233 --> 01:18:30,243 Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off. 1216 01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:35,018 Shut up, Monkey! I got company, dude. 1217 01:18:37,563 --> 01:18:40,676 Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet? 1218 01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:43,533 Yes, sir. 1219 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:09,523 Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. 1220 01:19:09,547 --> 01:19:10,676 Yeah, I can see that. 1221 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:17,509 What the fuck? 1222 01:19:17,533 --> 01:19:20,667 Mr. Lee Ho? 1223 01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:26,533 Monkey? 1224 01:19:32,633 --> 01:19:35,800 - Oh, shit! - Monkey, please stop hitting me! 1225 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:39,543 You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this. 1226 01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:42,709 Watch. 1227 01:19:42,733 --> 01:19:44,967 Try it. 1228 01:19:46,233 --> 01:19:48,676 Dude, I... I can't do it. 1229 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:51,159 Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. 1230 01:19:51,183 --> 01:19:52,183 You'll get it. 1231 01:19:56,633 --> 01:19:58,676 Don't tell me your grandma beats you. 1232 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:02,443 That's... more believable than what actually happened. 1233 01:20:02,467 --> 01:20:04,476 So, what's this big meeting about? 1234 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,943 I think it's about farting. 1235 01:20:10,767 --> 01:20:14,376 Gentlemen, Samantha, 1236 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:18,043 last night I received a rough copy of J.P.'s new game, 1237 01:20:18,067 --> 01:20:21,476 and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force... 1238 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:25,376 I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere. 1239 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,509 It really is amazing. 1240 01:20:27,533 --> 01:20:30,609 Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor, 1241 01:20:30,633 --> 01:20:33,309 I'll give you a glimpse of the future. 1242 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:36,043 Prepare your minds for... "Demonik." 1243 01:20:36,067 --> 01:20:38,067 What? 1244 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,743 This is my game. Shh. I wanna watch. 1245 01:20:42,767 --> 01:20:45,876 Uh... Hey, no. No. Stop, please. 1246 01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:48,876 This... This is my game. 1247 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,899 What are you saying, Alex? 1248 01:20:50,923 --> 01:20:52,976 I've been developing this game for over three years. 1249 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,009 What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year. 1250 01:20:56,033 --> 01:20:57,976 You know that, Mr. Cheezle. 1251 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,976 Okay, that's bullshit. 1252 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,568 RoboBitch came over to my house last night. 1253 01:21:01,592 --> 01:21:02,643 I showed him this game. 1254 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:05,409 He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it. 1255 01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:09,043 - Do you have another copy of the game? - No. 1256 01:21:09,067 --> 01:21:10,909 Oh, well. That's convenient. 1257 01:21:10,933 --> 01:21:12,876 Why didn't you tell me you were designing a game? 1258 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:15,509 I don't know. I... I was self-conscious about it. 1259 01:21:15,533 --> 01:21:19,276 Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants. 1260 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:22,287 Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right 1261 01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:23,276 off of that skinny fuckin' body. 1262 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:26,943 Wait, Alex. You're really clouding the energy in this room right now. 1263 01:21:26,967 --> 01:21:29,600 Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game? 1264 01:21:29,846 --> 01:21:31,743 Challenge him, dude. - Yeah! 1265 01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:34,376 What's that gonna prove, Jeff? He probably stole the game from me, 1266 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,843 copied it and learned all the moves in one night. 1267 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:39,143 - Mr. Cheezle, this is sad. - Okay. That's it! 1268 01:21:39,167 --> 01:21:40,843 Whoa! 1269 01:21:40,867 --> 01:21:43,867 Wow, Alex. 1270 01:21:44,275 --> 01:21:45,685 Dude, you gotta cool down. 1271 01:21:45,709 --> 01:21:48,176 And you come back tomorrow and you apologize to J.P. I'm sorry. 1272 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,343 Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game! 1273 01:21:51,367 --> 01:21:54,009 Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me. 1274 01:21:54,033 --> 01:21:56,343 You know what? Fuck energy. Fuck J.P. 1275 01:21:56,367 --> 01:21:59,209 Fuck Brainasium. Fuck all of you. I quit. 1276 01:21:59,233 --> 01:22:01,476 - Wait! Alex... - Let him go. Let him go. 1277 01:22:02,461 --> 01:22:04,081 Let him find his center and realign his chi. 1278 01:22:07,532 --> 01:22:08,933 That's right, Monkey. Play my head. 1279 01:22:11,787 --> 01:22:13,809 I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, 1280 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:17,276 the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling, 1281 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,609 and I want you to roll it all into one joint. 1282 01:22:19,633 --> 01:22:22,243 No one's ever been brave enough to try that. 1283 01:22:22,267 --> 01:22:25,976 One man is. Roll it. 1284 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,977 I'll smoke it with you, bro. 1285 01:22:28,001 --> 01:22:30,309 We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck. 1286 01:22:36,233 --> 01:22:40,343 Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? - Hi, Samantha. 1287 01:22:40,367 --> 01:22:42,509 No, honey. He should be at work. 1288 01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:44,509 But... Why? Is there something wrong? 1289 01:22:44,533 --> 01:22:46,625 No. He's not hurt or anything. 1290 01:22:46,649 --> 01:22:48,743 It's just there was an argument at work over this video game, and... 1291 01:22:48,767 --> 01:22:52,243 - Alex's game, "Demonik"? - Yeah. Do you know it? 1292 01:22:52,267 --> 01:22:54,743 Of course. I love it. 1293 01:22:54,767 --> 01:22:56,843 I'm almost at the final checking point, 1294 01:22:56,867 --> 01:22:59,476 except I have to deal with those zombies. 1295 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,476 They keep biting my neck. 1296 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,843 - Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure. 1297 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:09,276 I'm videotapin' this for scientific research. 1298 01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:11,633 This shit will be on the Discovery Channel. 1299 01:23:23,528 --> 01:23:25,100 Don't judge me, Monkey. 1300 01:23:30,267 --> 01:23:31,590 I just don't understand it. 1301 01:23:31,614 --> 01:23:33,909 Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him? 1302 01:23:33,933 --> 01:23:35,943 I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna... 1303 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:37,876 Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey. 1304 01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:39,843 Hey, Jeff. Can you find Alex? 1305 01:23:39,867 --> 01:23:41,553 I'm gonna take his grandmother to 1306 01:23:41,577 --> 01:23:43,243 Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out. 1307 01:23:43,267 --> 01:23:45,909 Yeah. Not a problem. Totally. - Thank you. 1308 01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:49,176 Hello, Jeffrey. - What's up, silver fox? 1309 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,276 Why are you so sweaty? 1310 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:53,776 Oh, I started a fight club. - Oh. 1311 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,843 Yeah. So, where's Alex? 1312 01:23:55,867 --> 01:23:58,300 We don't know. Nobody can find him. 1313 01:23:59,704 --> 01:24:01,833 I know where he is. Come on, babe. 1314 01:24:10,067 --> 01:24:12,776 You got skills. 1315 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:19,733 Wh... What is that ringing? 1316 01:24:21,100 --> 01:24:23,376 Do I have a tumor? 1317 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,409 Oh. Hello? 1318 01:24:25,433 --> 01:24:28,909 - Hey, Dante. Is Alex there? - Hold on. 1319 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:31,700 Phone's for you. I think it's the devil. 1320 01:24:35,133 --> 01:24:37,676 - Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work. 1321 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:41,376 I quit there fuckin' months ago, man. 1322 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,843 How baked are you right now? - Who is this? 1323 01:24:48,396 --> 01:24:49,843 Is this Marv Albert? 1324 01:24:49,867 --> 01:24:52,876 God, you're torched. 1325 01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:55,409 Um... Okay, look. There's an emergency. 1326 01:24:55,433 --> 01:24:57,543 J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot, 1327 01:24:57,567 --> 01:24:59,049 and he kidnapped your grandma, 1328 01:24:59,073 --> 01:25:00,509 and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head. 1329 01:25:00,533 --> 01:25:02,423 My grandmother's in trouble? 1330 01:25:02,447 --> 01:25:03,943 I'll be right there. 1331 01:25:03,967 --> 01:25:06,276 He's on his way. 1332 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:10,009 How much time to we have? Enough time to 69. 1333 01:25:10,033 --> 01:25:14,300 Oh. Just like Don Knotts. Oh. Hello, Mayberry. 1334 01:25:14,983 --> 01:25:17,376 You gotta give me a ride. 1335 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:20,367 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house. 1336 01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:28,109 Drive, Monkey! Drive! 1337 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:33,443 I love what you did with the bit-mapping. 1338 01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:38,676 Very stylish, very aggressive. Very, very Miyamoto. 1339 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:41,676 Right. That's what I was going for. 1340 01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:45,309 - Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle? - Yes, Samantha? 1341 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:49,500 - I have proof that J.P. stole Alex's game. - What proof? 1342 01:25:58,067 --> 01:26:00,576 I can't believe this stupidity! 1343 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:03,208 You actually want me to play a 90-year-old woman? 1344 01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:04,176 Ninety? 1345 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,343 Grandma. 1346 01:26:06,367 --> 01:26:07,579 What are you doin' here? 1347 01:26:07,603 --> 01:26:11,109 I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar. 1348 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:13,709 Okay, let's go. Let's start the game. 1349 01:26:13,733 --> 01:26:16,433 All your attention on the monitors, everybody. 1350 01:26:18,633 --> 01:26:20,533 Here I come to get ya. 1351 01:26:21,633 --> 01:26:24,500 - Get him. Get him. - There he is. Okay. Okay. 1352 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,900 Come on! 1353 01:26:33,033 --> 01:26:34,669 Yes! 1354 01:26:34,693 --> 01:26:36,600 How about that? 1355 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:39,943 Fireball! Fireball! 1356 01:26:39,967 --> 01:26:42,500 Take this Level 2 lightning. 1357 01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,143 That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine. 1358 01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,033 Take a little bit of the plague. 1359 01:26:52,267 --> 01:26:54,733 Come on, Grandma. Get up. 1360 01:26:55,533 --> 01:26:57,343 Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover. 1361 01:26:57,367 --> 01:27:00,132 Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote is on. 1362 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:05,367 Jerk! - Get him, Lilly. Get him... 1363 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:09,000 Don't forget I'm a prodigy. 1364 01:27:19,533 --> 01:27:23,109 And don't forget it's my grandson's game. 1365 01:27:23,133 --> 01:27:26,809 I will taste your flesh! 1366 01:27:37,433 --> 01:27:41,109 Yeah, Grandma! 1367 01:27:41,133 --> 01:27:44,609 - You guys, stop. - That's right, Grandma. 1368 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:47,043 I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex. 1369 01:27:47,067 --> 01:27:48,830 You know, I had a dream last night. 1370 01:27:48,854 --> 01:27:52,676 I was a snake slithering through the grass, 1371 01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:56,043 until I came upon a dead elk. 1372 01:27:56,067 --> 01:27:59,966 And I climbed... into his soul. 1373 01:27:59,990 --> 01:28:01,709 And it's there I stayed until morning. 1374 01:28:01,733 --> 01:28:04,582 Which meant that I will... 1375 01:28:04,606 --> 01:28:07,543 underestimate someone very close to me. 1376 01:28:07,567 --> 01:28:11,676 Wow. Where do you get your weed? 1377 01:28:11,700 --> 01:28:15,276 - From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah! 1378 01:28:15,300 --> 01:28:18,067 What's up, Mr. Cheezle? 1379 01:28:18,558 --> 01:28:20,943 Okay, J.P. Let's go. 1380 01:28:20,967 --> 01:28:22,876 We'll have your mom come and pick you up. 1381 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,967 Take care, J.P. 1382 01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:32,276 Please sit on my face. 1383 01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:34,633 That was not appropriate. 1384 01:28:46,100 --> 01:28:48,043 Cheers. Hear, hear. 1385 01:28:48,067 --> 01:28:50,476 - Yeah. - Kanpai. 1386 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:53,509 - Woo! - Hey... Hey, Dante. 1387 01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:55,276 We're all toasting. Hold up, yo. 1388 01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:58,405 I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. 1389 01:28:58,429 --> 01:28:59,376 What kind is this? 1390 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,309 This one's called the brown bomber, 1391 01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:04,876 'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants! 1392 01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:06,443 Oh. 1393 01:29:06,467 --> 01:29:09,109 - I'm not... I don't wanna do that. - Uh, yeah. 1394 01:29:09,133 --> 01:29:12,243 I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good. 1395 01:29:12,267 --> 01:29:15,033 Whatever. 1396 01:29:17,667 --> 01:29:20,576 Uh, what the fuck was that? 1397 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,209 That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex. 1398 01:29:29,933 --> 01:29:32,209 Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine. 1399 01:29:34,367 --> 01:29:35,690 Yeah, Monkey! 1400 01:29:35,714 --> 01:29:37,909 Karate chop the elephant!