1 00:00:00,632 --> 00:00:02,635 Hey, Jakey, the place on the corner 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,537 is serving lemonade, and you get to keep the jar. 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,872 It's pretty cool. 4 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,775 Yes, that's very cool, Scully. 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:09,776 Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,210 Will you excuse me just one moment? 7 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,210 Oh, sure. 8 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,213 Guys, guys, guys! 9 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,449 Scully has a mason jar full of lemonade. 10 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,917 You called us in here to tell us that? 11 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,386 No, I called you in here to change your lives! 12 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,221 For, you see, a mere five minutes ago, 13 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,222 Hitchcock introduced me 14 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,657 to his new goldfish, who lives in... 15 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:25,658 [gasps] 16 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,726 An identical mason jar! 17 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,899 Oh, this isn't gonna end well. 18 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,063 There are two possible outcomes, 19 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,998 and we're going to bet on which one happens first. 20 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,534 So, will Hitchcock put fish food in Scully's lemonade, 21 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,302 or will Scully drink Hitchcock's goldfish? 22 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,336 Now, you would think that 23 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,805 putting fish food into lemonade... 24 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,239 Hitchcock just drank his own fish. 25 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,240 What? 26 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,959 Nooo! 27 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,724 Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 28 00:00:48,725 --> 00:00:55,821 ♪ ♪ 29 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:03,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 30 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,766 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,501 Ames, you're two minutes late. 32 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,836 I called all the emergency rooms. 33 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:10,937 I know. 34 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,405 I went home from your place to shower, 35 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,941 and I'm so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs. 36 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,042 But we went to bed so early. 37 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,677 "Property Brothers" was over at 10:00. 38 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,612 I mean... sex. 39 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:20,880 We do it. 40 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,348 She's tired from all the doing it. 41 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,050 - Who are you talking to? - Precinct. 42 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,051 - Come on, man. - Yeah. 43 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:26,352 No, I was up all night 44 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,721 because your dumb, lumpy mattress is so uncomfortable. 45 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,123 What? But I gave you the good lump. 46 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:33,326 Ugh, please stop talking till I finish eating my coffee. 47 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,095 [with British accent] Ooh, a lover's quarrel. 48 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,597 No, I'm just tired. 49 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,765 I didn't ask for part two. 50 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:39,899 Never fear, Amy, 51 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,034 for I have the solution to all of your problems: 52 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,903 Highly potent liquid speed. 53 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,271 Oh, you gonna love that stuff. 54 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,672 Devon, we're cops. Read the room. 55 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:49,142 But I know you'll be excited, because I busted Devon here 56 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,706 with four vials of this, which is a new drug called... 57 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,146 Taxi! You actually found some? 58 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,180 Yup. Your CI was right. 59 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:55,481 It's popping up on the corners. 60 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,949 Man, my snitches are the best. 61 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,352 The key is to always send them handwritten thank-you notes. 62 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,720 Oh. So what do you say? 63 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,389 Shall we take this partnership from the sheets to the streets? 64 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,490 Ooh, our first case as a couple. 65 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,093 - Why not? - Hey, guys. 66 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,961 I just discovered a new drug too. 67 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,030 It's called "your relationship," and I'm high on it. 68 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,932 Charles, I'm gonna need you to back off, man. 69 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,104 - Roger that. - Yeah. 70 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,402 All right. I'll take one. 71 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,404 Now, go sell your candy to everyone else, stupid. 72 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,673 Hey, hey, hey. You can't call a kid stupid. 73 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,941 What if he's really stupid? 74 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,476 Terry, this is Sam, my little brother 75 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,744 from Brooklyn's Big Brothers. 76 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,512 I think it's funny when she calls me stupid. 77 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,714 - No one cares, stupid. - Screw you, Rosa. 78 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,983 Sam's selling candy to pay for his basketball uniforms. 79 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,119 He's a forward. I taught him how to elbow. 80 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,387 Cool? 81 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:37,623 Now, go home and do all your homework, or I will end you. 82 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,025 Don't let Rosa fool you. 83 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,126 She's not that scary. 84 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,527 She used to do ballet. 85 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,562 No way. 86 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,030 Which gave me the physical skills I need 87 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,031 to strangle you with my feet. 88 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,431 Now scram. 89 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,569 [sighs] 90 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,266 I love being a mentor. 91 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,074 It's called "taxi" because it's yellow, 92 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:57,176 and it takes you where you need to be. 93 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,978 Drug dealers have gotten so creative. 94 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,080 It used to just be "crack," and then they'd be like, 95 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,082 "Hey, we got a new one. What are we gonna call this?" 96 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,617 And they'd go, "I don't know, crank?" 97 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,319 This is certainly worth following up on. 98 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,054 Santiago, take Boyle, and work the case. 99 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,957 Oh, but Jake... I mean, Detective Peralta 100 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,458 brought in the perp, so... 101 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:13,526 Good point. 102 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,956 Peralta and Boyle can work the case. 103 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,829 Actually, sir, I think we were kind of hoping 104 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,130 we could work the case together. 105 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,832 Oh, are you two no longer... 106 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,500 Smooshing booties? 107 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,103 Yes, that's exactly how I was gonna finish my sentence. 108 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,504 - Figured. - We are still dating. 109 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,639 It's all above board. 110 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,974 HR gets daily updates 111 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,142 and are BCC'd on all our emails to each other. 112 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,078 That's why HR Jim keeps high-fiving me. 113 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:35,781 As a rule, I don't put couples in the field together, 114 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:39,485 but you are two of my best detectives, so I will allow it. 115 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:40,887 Just don't let any personal issues 116 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,988 distract you from your work. 117 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,089 You have nothing to worry about. 118 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,423 There's no personal issues here. 119 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,025 - We've never even had a fight. - It's true. 120 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,193 Our only close call 121 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,995 was when Jake didn't know who Will Shortz was. 122 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,095 Really? 123 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,698 Never heard of the Puzzlemaster? 124 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,873 This is who you want to be with? 125 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,438 I shouldn't get involved. 126 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,773 Good luck with the case. 127 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,642 Thank you. 128 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,044 ♪ ♪ 129 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,313 Whoa, what's up with you, Furiosa? 130 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,414 I'm in a huff, that's what, 131 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,383 because of what just happened in the garage. 132 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:15,187 ♪ Charles in charge of our days and our nights ♪ 133 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,889 What? Nuh-uh. 134 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,892 How am I supposed to... come on! 135 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,795 Some clown clown-parked his clown car 136 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,464 in Captain Holt's spot and halfway into mine. 137 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,465 What a clown! 138 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,566 - Sporty? - Mm-hmm. 139 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,235 - Convertible? - Yeah, that's the one. 140 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,337 Oh, I hate people who drive sports cars. 141 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,106 You're not Gloria Estefan, and this isn't Miami. 142 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,741 - Charles. - Hey, Captain. 143 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,176 Get ready to join me in the huff zone. 144 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,412 - No. - Some creep had the gall... 145 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,347 I saw you drove Gertie to work this morning, 146 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,915 - huh, Captain? - Oh, yes. 147 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,951 Kevin and I finally brought her up from the country. 148 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,252 Gertie is our convertible. 149 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,386 I think you'd like her. 150 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,088 She's a real peppy broad. 151 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,890 Oh, I didn't realize that was your car. 152 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,091 My car? 153 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,626 Oh, "Raymond Holt" may be on the title, 154 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,095 but no man can own her spirit. 155 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,997 Anyway, I'm sorry, Bole. I interrupted you. 156 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,366 You were saying something about some creep. 157 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,536 Just some strangler that I was... arrested. 158 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,571 I was talking about some strangler that I arrested. 159 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,373 Well, good job. Put the paperwork on my desk. 160 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,108 Thank you. 161 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,109 Great. 162 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,410 Now I have to go find a strangler. 163 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,082 - Hey. - Hey. 164 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,183 So I marked all the corners 165 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,784 where taxi has been spotted on this map. 166 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,186 You'll probably notice right away 167 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,487 that it makes the shape of a boob. 168 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,588 This looks great. 169 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,923 Confirms Devon's story. 170 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,892 He says his dealer hangs out here, in the underboob. 171 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,227 He said he'll point him out to us. 172 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,762 So you approach on foot from the south, 173 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,597 and me and Devon will be in an unmarked car here. 174 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 175 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,434 "Me and Devon"? 176 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,636 Didn't you mean "Devon and I"? 177 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,138 - Oh, God. - I corrected your grammar! 178 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,139 [gasps] 179 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,140 Are you so proud of me? 180 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,141 Are you horrified? 181 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,209 Are you super horny? 182 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,977 I'm just really tired. Leave me alone. 183 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,345 Don't you mean leave "I" alone? 184 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,513 No, that one felt wrong. 185 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,981 I guess we're equally bad at grammar. 186 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,483 I'm not bad at grammar. 187 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,885 I'm exhausted because you refuse to get a new mattress! 188 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,088 All right, why don't you just get a new back? 189 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,123 I didn't mean that. 190 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,357 We're not fighting. 191 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,092 We can totally work together. We're fine. 192 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,128 Yeah, that wasn't a fight. 193 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,430 That was just sexy workplace banter. 194 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:05,431 Exactly. 195 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,732 I mean, mattresses are also sexy 196 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,900 'cause that's where you do it. 197 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:08,901 Yeah. 198 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,302 And grammar is a system of language 199 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,471 involving syntax and semantics. 200 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,640 Also sexy. 201 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,675 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 202 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:17,976 - Point is, we're good. - Yeah. 203 00:06:21,628 --> 00:06:23,228 All right. You're almost to the corner. 204 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:24,696 You sure you're not gonna be spotted? 205 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:25,697 Absolutely. 206 00:06:25,698 --> 00:06:27,633 My cover makes me invisible. 207 00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:28,934 Excuse me, ma'am. 208 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:31,103 Do you have two minutes to talk about the environment? 209 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:32,137 Nailed it. 210 00:06:32,138 --> 00:06:34,106 Now no one will make eye contact with me. 211 00:06:34,107 --> 00:06:35,307 I think it's cute. 212 00:06:35,308 --> 00:06:37,176 You're like an idealistic grad student. 213 00:06:37,177 --> 00:06:38,277 Ah, you like that? 214 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,711 You want me to tell you about the time 215 00:06:39,712 --> 00:06:41,647 that I backpacked through the Netherlands? 216 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:44,016 Ooh, did you fold all your stuff up really small 217 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:45,417 to fit into one carry-on? 218 00:06:45,418 --> 00:06:47,886 Is that what you want me to have done? 219 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:49,688 Hey, there's my dealer. 220 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:52,357 Jake, Grey jacket. 6:00. 221 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:53,659 Excuse me, sir. 222 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:55,460 Do you have two minutes to talk about the environment? 223 00:06:55,461 --> 00:06:56,461 NYPD! Freeze! 224 00:06:56,462 --> 00:06:57,596 We got a rabbit! 225 00:06:57,597 --> 00:06:58,796 He's headed for the building. 226 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,066 I'll just stay here. 227 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:04,069 [lively music] 228 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:07,506 ♪ ♪ 229 00:07:07,507 --> 00:07:09,675 All right; Let's split up and meet around back. 230 00:07:09,676 --> 00:07:14,880 ♪ ♪ 231 00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:16,381 NYPD! Freeze! 232 00:07:16,382 --> 00:07:18,116 Jake, he's coming your way! 233 00:07:18,117 --> 00:07:21,820 ♪ ♪ 234 00:07:21,821 --> 00:07:24,189 - Ooh! - Ugh! 235 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:25,991 - Nice takedown. - Thanks. 236 00:07:25,992 --> 00:07:27,559 - Oh, my God. - What? 237 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,728 Nothing, nothing. Let's just take this guy in. 238 00:07:29,729 --> 00:07:30,762 No. What is it? 239 00:07:30,763 --> 00:07:32,931 It's just... this mattress 240 00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:34,600 looks just like your mattress at home. 241 00:07:34,601 --> 00:07:35,968 What? No, it doesn't. 242 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:38,170 I mean, sure, there are a couple of similarities, but... 243 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:39,171 oh, man. 244 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:40,205 It's the exact same one. 245 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:42,140 Ugh! I have a dumpster mattress! 246 00:07:42,141 --> 00:07:43,308 All right. That settles it. 247 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:44,543 We're going mattress shopping. 248 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:45,544 Seriously? 249 00:07:45,545 --> 00:07:46,812 Oh, this is the best. 250 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:48,347 I'm so proud of you. 251 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:51,016 You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in. 252 00:07:51,017 --> 00:07:52,951 Oh, I hear what you're saying: 253 00:07:52,952 --> 00:07:54,353 Mattress trampoline. 254 00:07:54,354 --> 00:07:55,821 Wait, no. You were talking about sex. 255 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,522 - Yeah. - Then mattress trampoline. 256 00:07:57,523 --> 00:07:59,223 - Sure. - Okay. 257 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:03,061 Diaz, your friend Sam is here. 258 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:04,196 Nice. 259 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:06,198 That little dum-dum finished his homework early. 260 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:07,231 Where is he? 261 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:08,634 Before I answer, 262 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:11,737 maybe we could brew a pot of nice, relaxing kava tea, 263 00:08:11,738 --> 00:08:12,905 - and then... - Spit it out. 264 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,705 Sam was brought in for shoplifting a phone. 265 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:18,710 I also have chamomile! 266 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,112 That might calm us down. 267 00:08:20,113 --> 00:08:22,714 Oh, if you want calm, there's some ludes in evidence, 268 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:24,290 if anybody would ever let me get them out. 269 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:25,317 Hey! 270 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:26,718 What were you thinking? 271 00:08:26,719 --> 00:08:27,719 I made a mistake! 272 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,054 The phones were just lying there, 273 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:30,455 and I didn't think things through. 274 00:08:30,456 --> 00:08:31,757 I'm sorry, Rosa. 275 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:33,825 Rosa is your friend from before you were a criminal. 276 00:08:33,826 --> 00:08:35,427 You are dealing with Detective Diaz now, 277 00:08:35,428 --> 00:08:37,329 and she is gonna make sure you rot in juvie 278 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:38,330 for the rest of your life. 279 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:39,331 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 280 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:40,807 Can I talk to you for a minute? 281 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:46,705 It feels like you're being a little harsh. 282 00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:47,906 Thanks. Good note. 283 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:49,808 I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up. 284 00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,810 Diaz, he's just a kid. 285 00:08:51,811 --> 00:08:53,412 Can't you just let him off with a warning? 286 00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:55,514 Sometimes, being as tough as possible 287 00:08:55,515 --> 00:08:57,049 doesn't lead to the best outcome. 288 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:59,751 This isn't Cagney calling Lacey a poopy-head. 289 00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:02,087 I'm not just gonna give him a time-out. 290 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:03,121 Time-out? 291 00:09:03,122 --> 00:09:04,423 Are you kidding? 292 00:09:04,424 --> 00:09:07,960 "Poopy-head" means no "Doc McStuffins" for a week! 293 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:10,028 Terry hates bathroom talk. 294 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:11,730 Gina. 295 00:09:11,731 --> 00:09:13,832 Gina. 296 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,500 Gina, I screwed up, big time. 297 00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:18,637 Charles, given your daily life experiences, 298 00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:20,706 you're gonna have to be more specific. 299 00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:21,873 Gertie! 300 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:23,375 ♪ ♪ 301 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,676 [scraping] 302 00:09:24,677 --> 00:09:26,311 Gertie! 303 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:27,579 There's only one option for me: 304 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,500 Burn my face off with acid and disappear forever. 305 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:31,483 Yes, you should do that, 306 00:09:31,484 --> 00:09:34,052 or you could just tell him what happened. 307 00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:35,754 I mean, he parked in two spots. 308 00:09:35,755 --> 00:09:36,989 It's kind of his fault. 309 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:38,390 Just have some B-bone, Boyle. 310 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:40,125 You know that's my smallest bone. 311 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:41,626 Come on. It's just a car. 312 00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:43,061 He's not gonna be that mad. 313 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:45,163 Son of a bitch! 314 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:47,031 Okay. I misjudged that one. 315 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,700 Oh, what did he do to you, Gertie? 316 00:09:48,701 --> 00:09:49,768 What did he do? 317 00:09:49,769 --> 00:09:51,203 It was an accident, sir. 318 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:53,672 Yes, an accident: The buffoon's apology. 319 00:09:53,673 --> 00:09:55,240 This is your fault, mister. 320 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,409 Interesting. Charles? 321 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,777 Do you feel that's the case? 322 00:09:58,778 --> 00:10:02,314 Um, your car is pretty far over the line. 323 00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:03,315 Mm. 324 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,984 So it's kind of your fault too. 325 00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:07,486 Pass the blame. 326 00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:09,254 The buffoonery is endless. 327 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:11,023 You're gonna pay for what you've done. 328 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:13,058 And it won't be cheap. 329 00:10:13,059 --> 00:10:15,861 They'll have to custom-mix the color 330 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:20,631 because they no longer make raspberry sherbet. 331 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:22,634 [sighs] 332 00:10:22,635 --> 00:10:23,902 They're all so beautiful. 333 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:27,372 And they're all about to be tested... bouncy-styles. 334 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:28,640 [Lil Jon's "Get Low" playing] 335 00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:29,641 ♪ Three, six, nine ♪ 336 00:10:29,642 --> 00:10:31,009 ♪ Damn, she fine ♪ 337 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:33,145 ♪ Hoping she can sock it to me one more time ♪ 338 00:10:33,146 --> 00:10:35,347 ♪ Get low, get low, get low, get low ♪ 339 00:10:35,348 --> 00:10:36,381 ♪ To the window ♪ 340 00:10:36,382 --> 00:10:37,649 ♪ To the window ♪ 341 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,317 ♪ To the wall ♪ 342 00:10:39,318 --> 00:10:40,819 I love this mattress. 343 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:43,055 And it loves having you in it. 344 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,056 God? 345 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,824 - It's Brian. - Oh. 346 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,993 And I'm obsessed with giving you a good night's sleep. 347 00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:48,994 Hello, Brian. 348 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,896 Coming on a little strong there, buddy... 349 00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:51,897 and I'm digging it. 350 00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:53,365 How much to take this bad boy home? 351 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:55,500 Actually, that's one of our more reasonable models. 352 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,202 Oh. Holy Moses! 353 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:59,237 That is much too much money. 354 00:10:59,238 --> 00:11:00,739 Well, you spent twice that 355 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,574 for Mr. Met to come to your birthday party. 356 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,142 Yeah, and it was worth it. 357 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,977 Mr. Met used my bathroom. Number two. 358 00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:08,313 That's a memory I will cherish forever. 359 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:11,917 Look, mattresses are expensive, but they're an investment. 360 00:11:11,918 --> 00:11:13,685 It's gonna be in your life for a long time. 361 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:16,555 True, but it's also still just a mattress, you know? 362 00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:18,290 It's a lot of money to spend on a rectangle 363 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,991 that's filled with springs and goose hair. 364 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,493 - You know it's feathers. - I didn't. 365 00:11:21,494 --> 00:11:23,295 And it would be money well spent, 366 00:11:23,296 --> 00:11:25,730 because it would allow me to actually sleep in your bed. 367 00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:26,998 But I already have a mattress. 368 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,333 It just doesn't seem worth it. 369 00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:30,335 Okay, well, to me, 370 00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,404 it sounds like you're saying I'm not worth it. 371 00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:34,906 So I'm gonna go sleep in my grown-up mattress 372 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,708 that I bought this century, and you're not invited. 373 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:42,247 You know, she's right about mattresses being an investment. 374 00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:43,389 Back off, Brian. 375 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,017 Morning. 376 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:51,586 You look well-rested. 377 00:11:51,622 --> 00:11:54,724 Yes, because I slept in my own bed. 378 00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:55,891 I was tossing and turning. 379 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:57,260 Jake told me about your fight, 380 00:11:57,261 --> 00:11:58,827 and I'm so worried about you two. 381 00:11:58,862 --> 00:11:59,861 Thank you, Charles. 382 00:11:59,897 --> 00:12:01,898 What do I have to do, buy the mattress myself? 383 00:12:01,899 --> 00:12:02,898 Done. 384 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:03,900 - Problem solved. - No. 385 00:12:03,901 --> 00:12:05,001 It would make him so happy. 386 00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:06,369 Good job on the bust yesterday. 387 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:08,370 How was it, working together as a couple? 388 00:12:08,405 --> 00:12:09,472 - So good. - So great. 389 00:12:09,473 --> 00:12:10,773 - Yeah. - Super mellow and chill. 390 00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:11,874 Yeah. 391 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,109 - She slapped my butt once. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,342 We're definitely falling in love. 393 00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:15,778 - All right. - Good, good, good. 394 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,980 We found something strange on the dealer you brought in: 395 00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:19,615 Two matchbooks from the same hotel. 396 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:21,517 He's refusing to give up his supplier, 397 00:12:21,518 --> 00:12:23,252 but this could be something. 398 00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:24,587 That's weird. Look at this. 399 00:12:24,588 --> 00:12:26,923 The same two matches are missing from both books: 400 00:12:26,924 --> 00:12:29,058 Third one on the bottom row, and fifth one from the top. 401 00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:30,393 - Coincidence? - No way. 402 00:12:30,394 --> 00:12:32,295 No one would take matches out like that. 403 00:12:32,296 --> 00:12:34,130 Trust me; I smoked four cigarettes in college. 404 00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:35,131 One to completion. 405 00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:36,431 That's a code. 406 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:37,466 A code? 407 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,701 Exciting. 408 00:12:38,702 --> 00:12:40,503 I'll go get my pencil case. 409 00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:41,703 I bet it's a room number. 410 00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:42,972 Third floor, fifth room. 411 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:44,039 Room 305. 412 00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:45,641 - That's definitely it. - Well, great. 413 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:46,642 Great, great. 414 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:49,345 Santiago has solved it. 415 00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:50,913 I want you two to go undercover 416 00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:52,547 as a couple to stake out the room. 417 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,849 You should be very convincing, 418 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:56,352 given that you're currently... what was it? 419 00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:57,419 "Smooshing booties." 420 00:12:57,454 --> 00:13:00,122 Great, and thank you for saying it that way. 421 00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:01,923 It made us both feel very comfortable. 422 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,825 Sure did. 423 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,728 ♪ ♪ 424 00:13:05,729 --> 00:13:07,530 Hey, I've been looking for you. 425 00:13:07,531 --> 00:13:09,632 Before you decide what to do with Sam, 426 00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:11,833 there's someone I think you should talk to. 427 00:13:14,438 --> 00:13:15,770 Ms. Miriam. 428 00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:17,173 Surprise! 429 00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:19,241 I tracked down your old ballet coach. 430 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,911 I brought her in to remind you of the effect 431 00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:25,881 a kind, nurturing presence can have on a young life. 432 00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:27,350 Hello, dear. 433 00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:28,683 Have you continued to dance? 434 00:13:28,719 --> 00:13:30,052 No, Ms. Miriam. 435 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:31,487 Well, there's no surprise in that. 436 00:13:31,488 --> 00:13:32,921 You always were a lazy ox. 437 00:13:32,956 --> 00:13:35,090 - What's this now? - Look at your posture. 438 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,093 You look as if you should be ringing the bells at Notre Dame. 439 00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:40,295 Ms. Miriam was not nurturing at all. 440 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,596 All right, ox. 441 00:13:41,632 --> 00:13:42,797 Let's see what you've got. 442 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,835 Five, six, seven, eight. 443 00:13:45,836 --> 00:13:47,570 Eyes up. 444 00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,672 Shoulders down. 445 00:13:49,673 --> 00:13:51,407 Well, that wasn't terrible. 446 00:13:51,408 --> 00:13:52,407 See, Sarge? 447 00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:53,775 Tough love works. 448 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:54,810 Damn it! 449 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:57,012 Terry proved the wrong point. 450 00:13:58,015 --> 00:13:59,781 Aw, Chuckles. 451 00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:02,218 You're looking even more broken than usual. 452 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:03,686 Yeah, I should have never 453 00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:06,055 have tried to stand up to Captain Holt. 454 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:07,757 Why didn't I just beg for mercy? 455 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,258 It's my signature move: 456 00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:10,593 "The Charles." 457 00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:13,228 No, you are actually in the right in this sitch. 458 00:14:13,263 --> 00:14:15,097 The captain is being irrational. 459 00:14:15,098 --> 00:14:17,899 But he's about to learn himself a lesson. 460 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,101 Right about... 461 00:14:21,104 --> 00:14:24,907 Nah... 462 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:25,908 Oh, my! 463 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:26,909 Ow. 464 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,009 Timed it perfectly. 465 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:29,912 What? 466 00:14:29,913 --> 00:14:33,049 What did you do to my cupcake? 467 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,316 This is yours? 468 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,619 Why on Earth is your cupcake on my chair? 469 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,020 Because it's very special to me, 470 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:40,256 so I can put it wherever I want. 471 00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:41,856 This is your fault. 472 00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,659 Now you have to buy me a new cupcake. 473 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,660 This is outrageous. 474 00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:48,698 You expect me to avoid... oh, I see. 475 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:50,699 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. 476 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:52,735 - The cupcake was Gertie. - Yes. 477 00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:54,770 - Your butt was Charles's car. - Yes. 478 00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:56,105 The chair was the parking space. 479 00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:57,206 Yes, I get it. 480 00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,474 Your office was the garage. 481 00:14:58,475 --> 00:15:00,275 Yes, I'm telling you I understand the lesson. 482 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:04,079 And I was the brilliant Gina Linetti in both scenarios. 483 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,547 All right. We're done here. 484 00:15:05,582 --> 00:15:06,748 'Kay. 485 00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,118 You're a great captain. 486 00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:13,589 Jake, why don't you just sit down? 487 00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:14,657 No, thank you. 488 00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:16,092 I can see the feed better from here. 489 00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:17,893 It's really comfortable. 490 00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:20,161 All right. I'll sit. 491 00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:22,798 [sighs] 492 00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:24,466 Nope, my butt hates expensive things. 493 00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:25,501 No. 494 00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:26,769 You know what your butt hates? 495 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,803 Making any sort of sacrifice for us, 496 00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:31,040 because it's not serious about this relationship. 497 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,409 Okay, first of all, my butt is so serious 498 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,844 it should be wearing spectacles. 499 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,245 And second, your butt is the butt 500 00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:38,047 that is not serious about this relationship. 501 00:15:38,048 --> 00:15:39,048 [scoffs] 502 00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:40,983 My butt is totally serious. 503 00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:42,618 I've made all kinds of changes. 504 00:15:42,619 --> 00:15:44,487 I bought orange soda for you. 505 00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:45,755 Okay! 506 00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:50,226 For the last time, Orangina is not orange soda. 507 00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:52,161 Yeah, because it's better. 508 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,463 Uh, okay, now you're just being crazy. 509 00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:56,632 Ugh, you're not even taking this argument seriously. 510 00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,134 All right. You want to get serious? 511 00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:00,403 How come you haven't told your mom that we're dating? 512 00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:01,569 Yeah, that's right. 513 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,406 I saw the text she sent you about setting you up 514 00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:04,373 with some dude named Gary. 515 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:05,474 You read my texts? 516 00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:07,076 It buzzed when you were in the bathroom. 517 00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:09,078 Who doesn't bring their phone with them into the bathroom? 518 00:16:09,079 --> 00:16:10,613 That's, like, the whole reason to go in there. 519 00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:12,681 I haven't told her because I haven't had the chance. 520 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:13,716 What? 521 00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:14,750 You talk to her, like, every week. 522 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:15,851 You basically stalk her. 523 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,086 Why don't you just admit 524 00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:19,021 that you don't want to tell her about me? 525 00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:20,990 Jake, it's not about you. 526 00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:23,659 Look; The minute I tell her that I'm dating someone, 527 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,327 she's gonna call me all the time 528 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,596 and ask me a million annoying questions. 529 00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,999 Wow, it sounds like such a huge drag. 530 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,966 I guess I'm just not "worth it." 531 00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,301 Boom... used the thing you said to me 532 00:16:33,336 --> 00:16:34,703 in a different argument in this argument. 533 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:35,703 I win the argument. 534 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,439 Oh, no, no, no. This is bad. 535 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,041 Well, you started it... or I did. 536 00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,643 - I can't remember at this point. - No, Jake. 537 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,178 Look at the screen. 538 00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,946 Oh, no. 539 00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:48,184 For the last time, Orangina is not orange soda. 540 00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:49,919 Yeah, because it's better. 541 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,088 Uh, okay, now you're just being crazy. 542 00:16:53,089 --> 00:16:55,190 You're not even taking this... 543 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:57,059 You do have to admit, it was a pretty good point 544 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,426 about Orangina, though. 545 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,308 Your turn, Peralta. 546 00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:09,110 Thank you, Santiago. 547 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,280 Okay. 548 00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:15,951 I know you're mad, but before you say anything, 549 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,518 yes, we screwed up. 550 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,188 And yes, you warned us. 551 00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,557 And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. 552 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:23,325 But I do know this: 553 00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:25,360 I have reached the end of my sentence. 554 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:28,329 Oh, my God. Did that work? 555 00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:29,632 - Not at all. - Oh. 556 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,368 I can't believe you let a personal argument 557 00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:34,202 derail your investigation. 558 00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:35,571 I would characterize it more 559 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:37,572 as a professional police disagreement. 560 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,140 - I listened to the tape. - Oh, no. 561 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,176 Yeah, well, then you know that it was a straight-up 562 00:17:41,177 --> 00:17:42,411 crazy bitch fight. 563 00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:44,546 Look; I know we screwed up the case, and I'm sorry. 564 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,914 But if it's any consolation, 565 00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:48,416 I think we also screwed up our relationship. 566 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:49,785 Peralta, have a seat. 567 00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,754 I believe this might help. 568 00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:53,722 When Kevin and I first started dating, 569 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,691 he taught at a small college upstate. 570 00:17:55,692 --> 00:17:58,060 It was two hours away by train or bus, 571 00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,928 but only 30 minutes by car. 572 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,430 Is this another one of your riddles? 573 00:18:01,431 --> 00:18:03,132 You rode to work on his shoulders. 574 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,100 One set of footprints. No? 575 00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,567 - No. - Okay. 576 00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,970 Neither of us owned a car, 577 00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:09,905 and I didn't want to buy one because that would mean 578 00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:11,473 admitting that I cared for Kevin. 579 00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,875 He had the same fear, and so visits were rare, 580 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,077 and I was miserable. 581 00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:17,846 Then one spring day, Kevin showed up at my door 582 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,782 having purchased Gertie. 583 00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:22,851 He took the leap, and I'm so grateful that he did. 584 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:26,188 I only regret that I didn't do it first. 585 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,790 Do you understand? 586 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,792 Absolutely. 587 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:30,925 100%. 588 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,959 The train is your old mattress. 589 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:33,227 - Yeah. - The car is your new mattress. 590 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,262 - I got it. - Kevin is you. 591 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:35,396 - Mm-hmm. - I'm Santiago. 592 00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:37,332 Loud and clear. 100%. 593 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:39,835 [clangs] 594 00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:40,936 So I took care of Sam. 595 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:41,936 Uh-oh. 596 00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:45,373 That sounds ominous, like you went all Ms. Miriam on him. 597 00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:46,742 I let him off with a warning. 598 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:50,045 See, thing about Ms. Miriam is she made me a good dancer, 599 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,580 but she ruined my childhood. 600 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,950 She was constantly riding me about my posture 601 00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:56,651 and my technique and my pink hair. 602 00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:57,985 - Pink hair. - Never speak of that. 603 00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,254 Copy. 604 00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:01,090 She's the reason I quit ballet, 605 00:19:01,091 --> 00:19:02,391 and I sure as hell don't want Sam 606 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,960 to quit the Big Brother program 'cause of me. 607 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,962 This is totally 608 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:10,899 how I thought this Ms. Miriam thing was gonna go. 609 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,668 Another flawless Terry plan. 610 00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,303 Boyle, I thought you should know. 611 00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,139 I just got Gertie back from the garage. 612 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,907 She looks as good as new. 613 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,509 Better, even, because after 12 years, 614 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,211 they finally got the Annie Lennox cassette 615 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:23,211 out of the tape player. 616 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:24,612 Oh, I love her. 617 00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,214 Here's a check for the full amount. 618 00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:29,984 You don't owe me anything. 619 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:32,721 It was my fault, and I behaved poorly, 620 00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:35,124 as Gina made abundantly clear. 621 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,360 Oh, speaking of, you still owe me $14 for that cupcake. 622 00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:40,996 - Hey. - Hey. 623 00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,231 What's up? 624 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:43,232 Two things. 625 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:44,633 I ran the footage from the hotel 626 00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,834 through facial recognition software and got a match: 627 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,504 Grady Lamont. 628 00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:50,339 This is his current address. 629 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,339 That's good, I guess. 630 00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:52,640 Yeah, it's six years old. 631 00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,709 Well, druggies are lazy? 632 00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:55,810 He deals in uppers. 633 00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:57,045 - We're screwed. - Yup. 634 00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,947 What's the second thing? 635 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,681 Well, the Captain and I were jamming 636 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:03,218 on some personal issues, just going back and forth. 637 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:05,787 I honestly think I helped him more than he helped me. 638 00:20:05,822 --> 00:20:07,522 - I'm not buying any of that. - No. 639 00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:10,926 [sighs] 640 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:14,729 Amy Santiago... I want to change mattresses for you. 641 00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:18,032 That's the best thing I've ever heard. 642 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,902 I'm sorry I didn't do it sooner. 643 00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:22,905 I think I was just scared that you were gonna realize 644 00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:24,373 you're way better than me. 645 00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:27,809 Like, you're Orangina, and I'm orange soda. 646 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,111 Are you kidding? 647 00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:30,244 You're Orangina. 648 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Ugh. 649 00:20:31,281 --> 00:20:32,413 Don't say that. 650 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:34,183 Look. 651 00:20:34,184 --> 00:20:36,251 I was scared too. 652 00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:37,518 I'm gonna call my mom tonight. 653 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,057 Okay. 654 00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:44,059 Let's buy this baby. 655 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,996 Calling up the website, finding the mattress, 656 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,266 adding to cart, signing in as "guest"... 657 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,035 That is not an option. 658 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:54,536 Creating an account... 659 00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:56,217 You don't have to buy it right this second. 660 00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:59,174 Nope, this is a big romantic gesture, and I'm nailing it. 661 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,910 Shipping address... not the same as billing address. 662 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,511 Got to enter both of those. 663 00:21:03,546 --> 00:21:05,347 Jake, Jake, look! There's our guy. 664 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,681 Oh, perfect timing. 665 00:21:06,716 --> 00:21:07,816 Submit order. 666 00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:09,017 Province? Oh, no. 667 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,218 We're on the Canadian website. 668 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,353 Click on the American flag. 669 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,386 - Jake! - Yeah. 670 00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:13,421 We'll do this later. Let's go! 671 00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:17,487 Sync and corrections by