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[suspenseful music]
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- Falcon One,
do we have a go?
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- The light is green,
Tiger One.
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- What are you gonna say when
you crash through the window?
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- Hey, there,
sorry for dropping in.
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- Goose bumps, Jake.
Goose bumps.
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Is the equipment secure?
- Check.
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- Weapon loaded?
- Check.
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- Did you have breakfast?
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- What?
That's not on the checklist.
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- I added it
because I care about you.
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- No, I did not have breakfast.
- Unacceptable.
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Look in your pocket.
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- Hey, there's little
chocolate chips in this.
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- Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
I know how
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to trick my best friend
into eating his fiber.
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- All right, bar digested.
Mission go.
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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- NYPD!
- Stay where you are!
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- Hands in the air
where I can see 'em!
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- Hey, there,
sorry for dropping in.
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Was it cool?
It felt really cool.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
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- Pretty cool?
What went wrong?
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- Nothing.
- You have fudge on cheek.
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- Oh, from the breakfast bar,
Boyle!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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So I smash through the window,
feet first.
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There's glass everywhere,
and I say,
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"Hey, there,
sorry for dropping in."
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- Ho!
- Whoa.
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- And the best part is,
there was nothing on my cheek.
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- That's a weird detail
to throw in there.
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- You're a weird detail
to throw in there.
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- Hmm? What?
- Wait a second, Peralta.
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You busted through a window
for no reason?
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- Basic police tactic, Sarge.
Cover every exit.
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- It was a sealed window
on the fifth floor.
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You could have just
gone in the door with Charles.
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- Yeah, but then what would
my catchphrase have been?
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"Knock, knock, who's there?
Justice"?
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Ooh, that's actually amazing.
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Charles, write that down.
- Already did.
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- Sarge,
what's the big deal?
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We stopped two kilos of heroin
from hitting the streets.
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Who cares about
one broken window?
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- I do!
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I'm the one who has to spend
all weekend doing paperwork
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because of your dumb stunt.
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- But...
Terry loves paperwork?
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- No, Jake, I do not.
- Oh.
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- Look, man, I've got two kids,
a job, and a very pregnant wife.
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I get one hour a week
to myself on Sundays.
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You know what I do
with that time?
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I run a hot bubble bath,
wheel in a TV,
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and watch sports bloopers.
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- Sports bloopers?
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- They're hilarious
and relaxing,
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and they humanize my heroes.
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- Okay, well, I went
through a window.
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That's a blooper of sorts,
right?
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- No!
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It's not a blooper
if you meant to do it!
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Thanks for ruining
my weekend.
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This is a debacle.
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- Oh, man.
Sarge is pissed.
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What are we gonna do,
Jake?
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- Don't worry.
It's gonna be fine.
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We just have
to turn this debacle
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into a straight-up "bacle."
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- Guess I should be
getting back.
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Uncle Ray, thank you
for loaning me
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you best detective
for lunch.
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- My pleasure.
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Of course, she is entitled
to 45 minutes
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as per her union contract.
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- Okay, well,
great to see you.
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Bye, baby.
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- A minute, Detective Diaz.
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What's going on
with you and Marcus?
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- What are you talking about?
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- Your shoulders tightened
when he said "baby."
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Your nostrils flared
when I asked
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what was going on
with the two of you.
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And you have saag paneer
on your sleeve,
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which, given your aversion
to Indian cuisine,
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suggests you let him
choose the restaurant.
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Why would you do that?
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- Kindness.
- Pity.
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You're about
to break up with him.
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- Damn, you are good.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Things aren't working out.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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- I regret the words
we've already spoken.
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Listen, I know I probably
shouldn't get involved,
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but Marcus is my nephew,
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and I hope you'll
let him down gently.
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- Don't worry.
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I don't want things
to be awkward.
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I'm gonna send him a text
while he's sleeping
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that says, "We're done."
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- Clear. Accurate.
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But do you feel
like it's enough?
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- "We're done.
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Good-bye."
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- Yes.
That should do it.
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- What's going on, Peralta?
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Charles says
you're going to make me
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happier than I was
on my wedding night.
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- Well, that's not how
I would have put it,
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but I know you were mad at me
for ruining blooper time,
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so I did all your paperwork.
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- That's not helpful.
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You always make
a thousand mistakes.
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- Mm-hmm, that's what
Amy said as well
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right before she
took over for me,
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so it's perfect.
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- Okay.
Hey, thanks, man.
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I appreciate it.
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- And I spoke with Sharon.
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I spoke with Captain Holt.
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And we all agree that
you deserve a break.
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So this weekend,
Charles and I
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are taking you
to the great outdoors
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to Detective Lohank's cabin.
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- Boom.
Suck it, wedding night.
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- Lohank?
That sad sack?
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All he does is talk
about his wife
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sleeping with other men.
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- No, he also has
some great stories
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about his prostate cancer.
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- Besides, he's not
sticking around.
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It's just the three of us.
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- Those woods
are full of ticks.
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It's Lyme disease central.
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- So we'll get
some bug spray.
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- Plus that cabin's
probably covered in black mold.
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- Racist.
- You know what?
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I am gonna stay home
and have a blooper bath.
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- Oh, come on, Sarge.
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It's gonna be fun.
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You remember fun, right?
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- What's that
supposed to mean?
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- Nothing.
It's just--
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I planned this awesome
guys' weekend for us,
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and all you can think about
is Lyme disease.
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- Untrue.
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I'm thinking about
all tick-borne diseases--
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anaplasmosis, tularemia,
Rocky Mountain spotted fever.
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You know, maybe I could
just chill out a little.
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- Yes.
You're stressed.
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A little fun would
do you good, I promise.
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- You know what?
You're right.
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You all better get ready
for fun Terry.
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- Ooh, fun Terry.
He sounds fun.
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- Oh, he's crazy.
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Thanks for planning this, Jake.
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- No, thank you
for being amazing
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and also for driving us
up to the cabin.
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My car's in the shop,
and riding in Charles's
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is like sitting inside
of a dog's behonkus.
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Fun Terry.
Can't wait.
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- Hey, Gina.
Would you do me a favor?
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- Yes, thank you
for asking.
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I did not feel like
doing this work right now.
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- Oh, those look like
important papers.
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- What's up?
How can I help?
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- Well, when I was a kid,
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I invented a magnetic
flashlight clip
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so I could read
under the covers.
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This clip and I went
all around the world together--
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the Shire, Sweet Valley High,
Terabithia.
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- But never
to a friend's house, huh?
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- Uncalled for.
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Anyway, I realized that this
could be really helpful
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for police work,
so I made an appointment
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with the head
of NYPD purchasing.
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I have to sell him on it,
but I'm afraid
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I might come across
a little boring.
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- [gasps]
Amy, are you asking me
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to "She's All That" you?
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- I didn't read that.
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But if it's about
helping out a friend, then yes.
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Please "She's All That" me.
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- Okay.
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But if we're gonna do this,
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we're gonna do it my way,
all right?
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First I'm going to need
to break you down to nothing
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and then build you back up
piece by piece.
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- Well, the meeting's
tomorrow.
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- Well, we'll just
break you down to nothing
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and see what time it is.
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- Mmm!
What is that smell?
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- That is the absence of urine.
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You got to leave Brooklyn
to get that.
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- No urine--
I could get used to this.
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- Oh, yes.
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And that's just the beginning,
my friend.
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Just wait till
you're sitting fireside,
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sipping on a premium
Chinese Scotch,
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and smoking a sweet
Rwandan cigar.
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- Okay.
Okay.
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I probably could have done
without the countries of origin,
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but that sounds great.
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- Yeah.
- What else do you have planned?
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- Oh, so much.
I'm talking fishing.
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I'm talking poker.
I'm talking Frisbee.
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Boyle, what else
am I talking?
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- Wildflower picking so we can
make our own cologne.
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- Nope, I was talking
bonfires and s'mores,
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but that's my fault
for throwing to you.
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- This is going to be
fun as hell.
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- This is going to be
the best weekend ever!
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- Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor.
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- Stink Puddle?
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- Manor.
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- Just out of curiosity,
why would you
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name your house
Stink Puddle?
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- Oh, I didn't.
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The home inspector
came up with it.
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I can't smell anything
since the radiation therapy.
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- Another great story, eh?
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- So there's no power,
no heat.
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- Is there running water?
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- Of course there's
running water.
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Oh, but I wouldn't use it.
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It's very contaminated.
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We had three dogs
die in the well.
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- Three?
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- If they weren't
all tied together,
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we might have just
lost the one.
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Sad thing is, they were
therapy dogs for my son.
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- Oh.
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- He had real abandonment issues
after my wife left.
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It was kind of like
an emotional scar
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on an emotional scar.
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- But the woods are
super nice, right?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Gorgeous.
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Except during sinkhole season.
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- When's sinkhole season?
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- It's been going on for,
like, 20 years now.
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It's kind of like
a "Game of Thrones" winter.
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- Right. Yeah.
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- Anyway, I'll leave
you guys to it.
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Have fun.
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Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
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For instance,
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drink the water
or let your wife
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00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,052
go on work trips.
253
00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,653
- Duly noted.
254
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,055
- You wanted to see me?
255
00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,723
- I told Kevin about
how I approved
256
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,191
of your strategy
for breaking up with Marcus,
257
00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,495
and he said that we were
"sociopaths."
258
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:17,496
- So you're gonna leave him?
259
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,531
- No, I think he may
have a point.
260
00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,801
You might need to do more
than simply text.
261
00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,636
- A long, drawn-out breakup
is just gonna end
262
00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,838
in a big scene
and Marcus crying.
263
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,108
He has so many emotions.
264
00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,210
- [sobbing]
265
00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:36,648
It's just so beautiful
how much they love each other.
266
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,650
- It's a commercial
267
00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,951
for a refrigerator.
268
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,653
- Yes, it is daunting.
269
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,556
But I did some research
on amicable breakups.
270
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:48,827
I visited
www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com/
271
00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:59,738
6-relationships/867599904/
9432and20.html.
272
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,606
Do you know that site?
- No.
273
00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,909
- Well, apparently,
it's less painful
274
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:08,547
if you acknowledge
the dumpee's feelings.
275
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,814
- Ew.
- But don't worry.
276
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,550
We'll practice.
Hmm?
277
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,885
I'll be Marcus.
Go.
278
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,120
- [clears throat]
279
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,023
Marcus, I think
we should break up.
280
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,791
- That makes me feel sad.
281
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,825
I am sad.
282
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:21,960
- Your sadness is noted.
283
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,795
- I feel acknowledged.
284
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,297
Thank you for breaking up
with me.
285
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:28,633
It will take me eight minutes
to collect my things.
286
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,801
I think that went very well.
287
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,835
- Hmm.
288
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,237
- Okay, creek.
289
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,941
I'd like three fresh trout
to go, please.
290
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,243
[percussive music]
291
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,711
It just went straight up.
292
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,680
Now it's coming down.
Oh, boy!
293
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,949
- Watch and learn, losers.
294
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,084
Yah!
295
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,953
- I didn't see where it went.
- Back of my neck.
296
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,255
It's in the back of my neck.
[groans]
297
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,358
- Okay, I've learned
from your mistakes.
298
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:58,763
Not too hard,
late release, and...
299
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,265
[water splashes]
300
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,067
- That was fun.
Fishing was fun.
301
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,168
- Yeah.
- Back to the cabin?
302
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,235
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
303
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,171
- Before we get
into your pitch,
304
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,839
what are you
calling the product?
305
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:11,910
- The Handless Lighting System,
or HLS.
306
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,912
- Sounds like
a genetic disorder.
307
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,648
How's about
Shoulder Nova?
308
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,083
- I love it.
Amazing.
309
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,250
It's perfect.
310
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,885
- Now let's talk presentation.
311
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,654
What's your opener?
312
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,756
- Hi, I'm Amy Santiago,
313
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,292
and my product will make
a real difference.
314
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,794
It is the Shoulder Nova.
315
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:33,698
- My only note is, make it
1000% more captivating.
316
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,333
- Very good note.
Yeah.
317
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,768
Okay.
318
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,070
I got it.
[clears throat]
319
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,406
Mm...
320
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,675
Ding.
321
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:48,313
Oh, hello.
I'm Amy Santiago.
322
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,415
Was that captivating enough?
323
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,918
- Weirdly, it might have been
a scooch too captivating.
324
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,353
Here's what I'm thinking.
325
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,956
Mm-kay?
You can take a seat.
326
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,958
- Okay.
327
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:04,663
- Until this moment,
there was only darkness.
328
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:08,166
But now there is...
329
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,234
light.
330
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,235
- [sighs]
331
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,103
- I am Vanessa Santiago,
332
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,940
and I'm about
to blow your minds.
333
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,442
- You want me to change
my name to Vanessa?
334
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,210
- Desperately.
335
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,680
- I got to say,
the Chinese
336
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,682
know how to make
a terrible scotch.
337
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:24,849
- They certainly do.
338
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,685
Ugh, it's bad.
Gets you drunk, though.
339
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,319
- Well, I found
all the worms.
340
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,288
They're eating a fox corpse
in the outhouse.
341
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,791
- Speaking of which,
I'm getting hungry.
342
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,392
What's for dinner?
- Dinner?
343
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,362
[laughs nervously]
Yes, of course. Dinner.
344
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,830
- Did you not pack any food?
345
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,964
- There's fresh fox.
346
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,366
- Oh, it is not fresh.
347
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,734
- Are you serious?
348
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,101
We stopped three times
on the way up here
349
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,305
to buy fireworks, and you
never thought to get groceries?
350
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,473
What was in those coolers?
351
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,974
- The fireworks.
352
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,410
Look, I thought we would be
incredible at fishing.
353
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,012
Excuse me for
believing in us.
354
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:57,348
- It'll be okay, guys.
No need to worry.
355
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,085
I just took a foraging class,
and not to brag,
356
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,953
I was voted Mr. Fungus.
357
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,089
- Aha, Mr. Fungus
to the rescue.
358
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,724
See, Sarge, everything's
going to work out,
359
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,226
and you don't have to stress
all the time.
360
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,727
- Boyle, you really think
you can find us dinner?
361
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,396
- [laughing]
Um, let's just say
362
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,898
it's gonna be
a "spore-gasbord."
363
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,366
[percussive music]
364
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,102
- Something bad happened
to Charles, didn't it?
365
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,203
- Big time.
366
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,838
Oh God,
what if the last thing
367
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,806
we ever heard him say
was "spore-gasbord?"
368
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,311
- Charles!
Charles!
369
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,779
I'm starting
to get worried, Jake.
370
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,013
- Relax.
371
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,915
If anybody can handle it
out here, it's Charles.
372
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,017
He saw "Into the Woods"
ten times in the theater.
373
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,452
- Watch it.
That's poison ivy.
374
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,387
- Whoa. good call.
375
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,123
I'm allergic to poison ivy.
376
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,758
I got it one time
at sports camp,
377
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,460
making out in the woods
with Liz Almont.
378
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,329
Okay, fine.
We weren't making out.
379
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,765
I was looking
for my inhaler.
380
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,200
And it wasn't sports camp.
It was asthma camp.
381
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,903
- Hey, Jake.
Are we lost?
382
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,037
- What? No.
383
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,906
We're on an "adventure."
384
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,040
Right, Fun Terry?
385
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,175
- Fun Terry's gone.
386
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,943
He starved to death an hour ago.
387
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,311
This is Original Terry.
388
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,446
- That's the worst Terry.
389
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,249
- You didn't bring a map
or a flashlight
390
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,284
or anything that could keep us
from getting lost?
391
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,286
- Yes, I brought
all of those things.
392
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,788
It's called a cell phone.
393
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,823
Map. Flashlight.
Compass.
394
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,324
An app that makes me
sound like T-Pain.
395
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,059
Nope, the battery's dead.
Now it's just a brick.
396
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,561
But don't freak out.
397
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,830
I don't need an app
to sound like T-Pain, right?
398
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,567
[nasally]
♪ We're totally lost ♪
399
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,470
Yeah, that was a little
more Kermit, but--
400
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,073
- Oh, you're back.
401
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,508
How did the breakup go?
402
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,942
- I tried to acknowledge
his feelings.
403
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,444
It wasn't easy.
There were a lot of them.
404
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,414
- I'm just so confused.
405
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,150
So sad.
406
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,418
Are you climbing
out the window?
407
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,586
- No.
408
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,288
I climbed back in,
and we talked about emotions
409
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,455
for 20 minutes.
410
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,824
- Dear God.
- I know.
411
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,891
But I think it went well.
412
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:47,959
At least there was no crying.
413
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,360
- Well done, Diaz.
414
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,162
- I'm actually really glad
you made me do it this way.
415
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,432
I got to tell him that
even though it was ending,
416
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,601
it was incredibly
meaningful to me,
417
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,336
and I'm gonna miss him.
418
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,871
- Oh, no.
419
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,441
- This is exactly
what I didn't want.
420
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,044
- You crying?
Oof!
421
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,178
I deserved that.
422
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,280
- Charles is dead,
and we're next.
423
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,349
- All right, don't be
so melodramatic.
424
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,117
He's probably chewing
on bark and berries,
425
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,019
having the time of his life,
safe and sound.
426
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,421
- Terry! Jake!
427
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,489
- Ho, ho!
What's that I hear?
428
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,491
Charles Boyle,
safe and sound?
429
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,960
What are you saying, Charles?
430
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,494
That you're having
the time of your life?
431
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,231
- I fell in a sinkhole,
and I'm badly hurt!
432
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,967
- Damn it!
433
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,268
Boyle, what the hell?
434
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,568
- I know.
It's a pretty big hole, right?
435
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,937
- How'd you end up down there?
436
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,606
- I spotted
a gorgeous chanterelle.
437
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,308
I reached for it, but then
I rolled my ankle and fell in.
438
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,177
- All right, buddy, don't worry.
We got you, okay?
439
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,578
- I was so scared, you guys.
440
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,347
A psychic told me I was
gonna die alone in a pit,
441
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,915
and I kept telling myself,
442
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,917
"This is a hole, not a pit.
This is a hole, not a pit.
443
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,118
"This is a hole, not a pit.
444
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,219
"This is a hole,
not a pit.
445
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,320
Charles, it's a hole,
not a pit."
446
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,156
- All right.
Here, grab me.
447
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,491
[grunts]
448
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,559
Take my hand, all right?
449
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,327
- Okay.
450
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,263
- Okay, now pull us up,
Terry.
451
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,631
- Oh crap, I'm slipping!
452
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,000
[all yell]
453
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,268
- [groaning]
454
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,337
- No, it's Lohank's dogs
all over again!
455
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,573
- So in conclusion,
456
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,441
by eliminating
flashlight fumbling,
457
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,111
the Shoulder Nova could save
the average police officer
458
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,079
over 13,000 seconds.
459
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,383
- Wow, that sounds like
a lot, Vanessa.
460
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,584
- It is.
461
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,687
- I guess there's only
one thing left to do.
462
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,256
both: You have the right
to remain...
463
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,591
- Uhh!
464
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,226
both: Well lit!
465
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,594
[clapping]
466
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,663
- Wow, that presentation
was terrific.
467
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,131
So fun to watch.
468
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,132
- Thank you, sir.
469
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,466
- See, the problem
is the product.
470
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,235
I just don't see
any need for it at all.
471
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,603
I just put the flashlight
in my mouth
472
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,671
when my hands are full.
473
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,940
- Sir, the human mouth
is nasty.
474
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,274
- Yeah, but mouths are free.
475
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,476
I'm sorry.
I'm just not interested.
476
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,113
- Okay.
Thank you for your time.
477
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,386
- You are scum.
478
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,055
[scraping]
479
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,690
- This isn't working.
480
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,324
- Great trip, Jake.
- Oh, thanks, man.
481
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,359
- You know that was
sarcastic!
482
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,460
- How?
483
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,695
- You didn't bring food
or water
484
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,496
or ask if Lohank's cabin
485
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,098
was straight out
of a horror movie.
486
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,466
Now you got us
trapped in a pit!
487
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,534
- Hole.
488
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,969
- Okay, I know
that things
489
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,303
are not looking great
right now,
490
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,038
but you have to admit,
you were having fun earlier.
491
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,574
- I'm not now.
I'm more stressed than ever.
492
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,009
- Maybe that's 'cause
you're just focusing
493
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,477
on the negative, Ter-bear.
I mean, look at Charles.
494
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,079
He's chill.
I'm chill.
495
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,348
- That's 'cause he's in shock!
You know what?
496
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,749
The reason you're so chill
497
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,618
is because you have everyone
cleaning up your messes for you.
498
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,221
Didn't bring food?
Charles will find mushrooms.
499
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,490
Smashed through a window?
Terry'll do the paperwork.
500
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,058
- Hey, I did the paperwork.
501
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,493
- No, Amy did it!
502
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,061
- Oh, guys, please,
please calm down.
503
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,429
I hate it when you argue.
504
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,331
It reminds of when my dad
used to fight
505
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,600
with my best friend--
my mom.
506
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,202
- I'm done with this.
507
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,603
I'm going to sleep.
508
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,938
Charles, spoon with me.
509
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,272
We need to huddle
together for warmth.
510
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,741
- No, Charles,
you're my best friend.
511
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,109
You're going
to spoon with me.
512
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,243
- I called first spoon.
513
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,511
Charles, get over here
right now.
514
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,613
- Boyle, don't throw away
a lifelong friendship
515
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,215
for a one-night spoon
with Terry.
516
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,616
- Okay, enough.
We're gonna stop fighting.
517
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,201
We're gonna lie down,
518
00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:01,785
and we're gonna triple-spoon
like grown-ups!
519
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,622
Come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.
520
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,425
[dramatic music]
521
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,626
There, okay.
522
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,129
See, that's better, right?
523
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,097
So do we know any songs?
524
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,298
both: Shut up, Charles!
525
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,270
[percussive music]
526
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,805
- Jake?
Where's Jake?
527
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,540
Did you eat him, Terry?
528
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,641
- No!
529
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,577
- Good morning, guys!
530
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,812
- How'd you get out of the pit?
531
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,547
- Easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy.
532
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,215
Actually, it took me hours.
533
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,684
I tied all my clothes together,
tethered them to a log,
534
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,319
and used it
as a grappling hook.
535
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,055
Managed to snag it
in a root.
536
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,156
- Aren't you freezing?
537
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,157
- Not at all.
538
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,125
Mainly because
my skin is on fire
539
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,660
from all the poison ivy
in this tree.
540
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,728
[giggles]
541
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,829
- Why'd you do that?
542
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,798
Oh, let me guess.
Dumb mistake.
543
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,500
- No, dumb choice.
544
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,235
I didn't want to sit around
and wait for somebody
545
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,704
to clean up my mess.
546
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,172
- Hmm, I guess
I got through to you.
547
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,540
- Yeah.
548
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,576
Also, after you fell asleep,
Boyle really laid into me.
549
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,577
It was brutal.
550
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,345
- I got to say, Jake,
this time,
551
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,548
I think you're
only 99% right.
552
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,316
- [gasps]
553
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,818
- We're rolling.
- No!
554
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,820
Argh!
555
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,288
[groans]
556
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,123
- Well, can you see anything
from up there?
557
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,324
- Yes, I can--
558
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,561
Stink Puddle Manor,
about 65 trees sunward.
559
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,795
Man, one day in the woods,
560
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,864
and I'm freakin'
Lewis and Clark up here.
561
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,666
[door rattles]
- Thank you for coming, Diaz.
562
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,501
I want to apologize
for yesterday.
563
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,270
Inserting myself into
my employee's breakup
564
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,540
with my nephew somehow,
uh, backfired.
565
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,076
- It's not your fault.
566
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,611
I'm the one that made a scene
like a dumb, crying baby.
567
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,781
I'm considering having
my tear ducts melted shut.
568
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,718
- It's not the end
of the world to feel...
569
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,786
things.
570
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,854
- I guess not.
571
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,322
It's up there.
572
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,624
The thing is,
I really care about Marcus,
573
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,292
but he wanted to get married,
574
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,862
and I'm just not
ready for that.
575
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,464
And if I'm not ready
with a guy as great as Marcus,
576
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,135
then what if I'm never ready?
577
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,402
[voice breaking]
What if that was it,
578
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,205
my one chance at love?
579
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,142
What if I never get
a second chance?
580
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:08,546
I don't know.
I'm just...
581
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,281
I'm just sad.
582
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,485
- Well, I understand.
583
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,854
It must be very difficult.
584
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,458
- Wait, are you crying?
585
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,327
- Yes.
586
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,428
[sighs]
587
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,164
Thank you for acknowledging
my feelings.
588
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,366
- Thank you for
acknowledging mine.
589
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,801
[both sobbing]
590
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,172
- We're both great at this.
- [sobs and sniffles]
591
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,841
- Hey, sport.
592
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,809
You look a little D in the D.
593
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,679
D for "down in dumps,"
respectively.
594
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,414
- Probably easier
to just not abbreviate
595
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,448
if you have to explain it.
596
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,816
- Agree to D.
597
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,585
I wanted to talk to you
about yesterday.
598
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,589
- Yeah, thank you for all
your help with the presentation.
599
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,491
And I'm sorry you had
to waste your talent
600
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,226
on such a stupid product.
601
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,761
- Without product makers
like you,
602
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,596
us dazzle-doves
wouldn't have nothing
603
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,897
to shake our wings over.
604
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,266
- Yeah, but my invention
was useless.
605
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,435
- No, that scum was wrong.
606
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,971
I showed the Shoulder Nova
to a girl in my building.
607
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,840
She's like a mini Amy,
and she loved it.
608
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,943
She said she was gonna break
the world record
609
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:12,977
for speed-reading.
610
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,512
- Psh! Yeah.
611
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,381
Like some little girl's gonna
take down Yuri Jurgonav.
612
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,517
[both laugh]
613
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,453
- Anyway, I know
it wasn't what you wanted,
614
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,889
but you still made
a difference.
615
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,924
- Thanks, Gina.
616
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,427
I guess I did
make a D.
617
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,295
- Don't steal my thing.
- Okay.
618
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,598
- That's all I ask.
- I won't.
619
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,932
- Hey, Sarge.
620
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,768
Why'd you want us
to meet you out here?
621
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,303
- To thank you guys
for the weekend.
622
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,706
- Really?
It was a total disaster.
623
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,224
- Not a total disaster.
624
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:44,741
None of us got sick
from that dog water.
625
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,245
- You drank that?
- No.
626
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,447
- Look, Jake,
you were right.
627
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,882
I have kind of forgotten
how to have fun.
628
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,719
I'm going to try
to work on that, so...
629
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,020
- [gasps]
630
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,722
The fireworks
you made me surrender
631
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,523
when we reentered
New York!
632
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,660
- Uh-huh.
Fun Terry's back.
633
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,962
We're gonna set 'em off
in a big pile, all at once.
634
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,731
- By shooting our guns
at them?
635
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,532
- What? No.
- No.
636
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,001
- We're going to set 'em off
like normal people.
637
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,036
- Oh.
That's good too.
638
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,972
Ooh.
639
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,707
[fuse crackling]
640
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,875
Here we go.
641
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,477
[fireworks popping]
Whoo-hoo!
642
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,745
[fireworks crackling
and whistling]
643
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,313
See how fun this is?
644
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,981
Original Terry
would have been worried
645
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,984
that we're standing too close
and need safety goggles,
646
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,419
and he would have been
absolutely right.
647
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,587
We're way too close.
Run!
648
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,755
[fireworks booming]
649
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,759
- Not a doctor.
Shh.
649
00:21:35,305 --> 00:22:35,398
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