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- All right,
I got a serious question.

2
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For $100,000,
would you suck a man's penis?

3
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- A man's penis?
I don't know.

4
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- Yeah,
you get to pick the dude.

5
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- So final dick approval?
- All yours.

6
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- Choose any dick I want to?

7
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- Whoever's dick,
except for me and Blake's.

8
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- All right.
- Well...

9
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- Then yeah, totally.
Definitely.

10
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- Okay.
- Uh-huh, 100 Gs?

11
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Yeah, I think so.
- Whoo!

12
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Okay, what about $75,000?

13
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.

14
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- Let's get real.
5 grand.

15
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- Yes.
- Really'?

16
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- I'd be 30 seconds away
from getting

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a pretty sweet used motorcycle.

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- No, it would take you
way longer than that, dude.

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- No, I think-
- Who do you think you are?

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- Are you kidding me right now?

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Have you seen these lips?
- I have.

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- Have you enjoyed the presence
of me eating a kielbasa?

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It's ridonk.
- Wow.

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- It's weird. Girls are like,
"I'm impressed by that."

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- Okay, hold on.

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What is the absolute
least amount of money

27
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you could get paid
to blow a guy'?

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- Now we're talking.
- If I'm honest with myself?

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- Yeah.

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- I'd have to say...

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$900.

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[tires screeching]
- Oh, my God!

33
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.

34
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Wait.
- Was that a-

35
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- Are you okay?
Are you all right?

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- Uh, yeah, yeah.
I think so.

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Could you give me a...
- Got you, buddy.

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- No sweat.
Don't sweat it.

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- Did you say 900 bucks?

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- No, I said $9,000.
I said $9,000.

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- I heard $900.

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- No, I said "thousand," dude.

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I've got standards.
I'm not just blowing everybody.

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Grow up.

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[hip hop music]

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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪

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♪♪

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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪

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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

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- All right, I got one.

51
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How much to punch
your mother in the face?

52
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- And you really got to try
and knock her out.

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- 30 grand,
I'm laying that chick out cold.

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Lovely woman, but... pow!

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- Dude, where is everybody?

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It's like a Saturday
or something.

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- Yeah, really.
Is it a ditch day?

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Do we have those here?
Oh, we should start a ditch day.

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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we should.

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- Fumble!
- Oh!

61
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- Are you fucking
kidding me right now?

62
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What are you doing?
We're in the conference room.

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He's here.
- Who's here?

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- Bruce Benson, Adam,
the CEO of the company.

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- Never heard of him.

66
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- Didn't you check
your work email?

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- Work em-is that
something that's real?

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Work email?
- I wouldn't worry about this.

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I'm pretty sure we can
charm the CEO's pants off.

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- Good morning, everyone.

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I'm Bruce Benson-
yes, that Bruce Benson-

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the CEO of TelAmeriCorp.

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So our annual investors' meeting
is tomorrow morning-

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- Let's go.

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- And I have a big announcement

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that will affect
all of your futures.

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So I think you deserve
to hear first that...

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lunch is on me!

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[cheers and applause]

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Hardee's for everyone!

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- Hardee's or Arby's?

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I hope it's not Hardee's.

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I heard their fries
are just rat tails.

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- Hey. Bruce Benson.

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- That's a beautiful watch.

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- Oh, you know what?
It's yours.

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- Oh, thank you, sir!
- Wait.

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You can't have it,

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not without the shirt too.

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- What a cool-ass boss.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hey, hey.

92
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- Where are you going?
- Our phone is runni-

93
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Our car is ring-
Ugh.

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- I got to go...
work out or something right now.

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- Well, whatever.
He wants to meet everybody.

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So just smile
and try to act normal.

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- [clears throat]
- Hey

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- Oh, my God.
- Mm.

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- Mr. Benson,
good to re-meet you,

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'cause we met each other
earlier.

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Do you remember?
- I do remember.

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- Oh, good.

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So then you don't have
any brain damage-whew!

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- We were worried.
We were worried about that.

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- Yeah, what are we
talking about?

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- We accidentally hit this guy
with our car this morning,

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so we're just-

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it's hilarious,
so we're laughing.

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- Our bad.
- It's not funny.

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These three psychopaths
almost killed me.

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Lunch, Maxwell's.

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We're gonna discuss
your future at this company.

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- What a cool-ass boss.

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[soft piano music playing]

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- Mr. Benson, hello.

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- Hey, how's your food?

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- Mm, looking good.
- Finish chewing.

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- Nice blazer.
Whoa.

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- Let's just cut to the chase.
- Wait.

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Before you say anything,

121
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just want to let you know
we know we got off

122
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to a rocky start this morning.

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- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

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- But it is so natural

125
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for people
to hit people in cars.

126
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- Yes, it's truly-it's just
something that happens

127
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if you-if you live
in the world.

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So you do.

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- Just sit and listen.

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- Just saying
you're making a mistake here.

131
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- Wow, this is so harsh.

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- Job is fun, but...

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- You're firing us...
- Pretty good employees...

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I cannot go back
to working at Hot Topic,

135
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because they said
I have to cut my hair,

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and I could've swore
their thing was punk rock.

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- Hew Shh.

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I'm not gonna fire you.

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- [chuckles]
- Okay.

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Great.
- Oh, my gosh!

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I thought for sure
he was gonna fire us.

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Wow.

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- I want to pay you
$10,000 to kill me.

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- What?
- Huh?

145
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- That's real?

146
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- So I'm just
gonna leave this here.

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You guys talk it over.

148
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I'll be out back, waiting...

149
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to die, hopefully.

150
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- Okay, this guy's
insane, right?

151
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- I mean, I don't know.
Like, suicide, right?

152
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Like, if your mother
was on her deathbed

153
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and she asked you to kill her,

154
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you wouldn't just
take the pillow, and...

155
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smother her to heaven?

156
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- Adam, this guy's
not dying, okay?

157
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He had a bad day at the office.

158
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There's a difference.
- Who knows?

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- No, wait.
I am not done with that.

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There are some calamari...
- Sorry, it's really good.

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- He loves this stuff.

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- Okay, I don't think
that I need to say this,

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but you guys are you guys,

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so we're not going
to kill this person, right?

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- Um.
- Are you serious, Adam?

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- No.
I'm not really serio-

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I don't want to kill the dude,
but, like...

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we should talk about it
a little bit, right?

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10,000 bucks?

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That's enough to get us
our own hot air balloon

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or Jet Skis, or, like,
just a cool riding lawn mower

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for the-you know, whatever.

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- What are you-
you're doing that right now?

174
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- Yes, it's a bathroom.

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You're the weird one
for not pissing.

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- Actually,
that's not a bad idea, Adam.

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I do have to tink.

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Oh, look,
they got a sports section.

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- Oh, I want sports.
I got travel.

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Pinch and switch.
- Okay.

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<i>- ORGY-</i>

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- You guys,
there's someone out there

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that asked us to murder them.

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Are you ready
to kill someone dead?

185
00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:03,739
- Yeah, American soldiers
kill people, like, every day.

186
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Are you better
than American soldiers, man?

187
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Like, think about other people.

188
00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,828
- Oh, that's airtight logic.

189
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- Okay, what is this fight in
the Middle East all about, dude?

190
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Cash money, right?
And what's this about?

191
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This is about
cash money as well.

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- Stop pointing it at me!
- 10,000 little cash monies.

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- Adam, I'm with Ders, man.

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I mean, really,
if you wanted, like, 10 Gs,

195
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couldn't you just
blow 11 dudes at 9 hundo a pop?

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- Okay, I said 9,000-
[gun clatters]

197
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- [shrieks]

198
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- Oh, man!
It's a gun!

199
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Oh!

200
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- Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

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- ♪ He's insane ♪

202
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- Hey, what's the beef, chief?

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- All right, boys.
Are you ready to do this?

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I know just the place
to drop my body

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or my head, at least.

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- Stop.
Why do you want us to kill you?

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- Because
you're clearly psychopaths.

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- Wow, I'm kind of the furthest
thing from a psychopath.

209
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- So you'd suck a dick for $900

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00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,345
but you won't kill a stranger
for 10 grand?

211
00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,348
- Okay, I said 9,000, okay'?
You want to go right now, dude?

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- Stop it. Okay,
clearly he is a psychopath.

213
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- I said 9,000.
- Relax.

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My question is,
why do you want to die?

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- Don't you get it?
I'm spineless.

216
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I've mismanaged this company
into the ground,

217
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and I have to tell
the investors tomorrow,

218
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and I can't do it.

219
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H-hell, I tried to jump

220
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in front of your car
this morning,

221
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but at the last minute,
I bailed.

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I couldn't even do that.

223
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- Car dodging?
That's cool.

224
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I did that once after seeing
the movie The Program.

225
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So good.
Have you seen it?

226
00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:35,331
- Yeah, I actually cofinancedit

227
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- So good.
- Look at me.

228
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I should've just been
a public school teacher

229
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like my idiot mom.

230
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- Shouldn't say that.
- I'm about to cry.

231
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I'm really gonna cry here.
- You know what?

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Get in the car.
- What are you doing?

233
00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,220
- So you'll do it?
- Huh?

234
00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:50,680
- You'll kill me?
- No-

235
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Oh, no!
No.

236
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Okay.
[chamber winding]

237
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This... uh-huh?
- No! Don't!

238
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- And you know what?
- What?

239
00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,168
- Now there's only
four bullets left.

240
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And if you
don't get in that car,

241
00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,314
I'm throwing two more.

242
00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:02,357
- Yup, YUP-

243
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,484
- Okay, take it easy, buddy.
Take it easy.

244
00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,988
I'm gonna get in the car.
- [laughing]

245
00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:08,113
- I call shotgun!

246
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,032
- Now we're holding the cards,
huh?

247
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Okay, work sucks.
Nobody likes their job.

248
00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,913
- Except Jamie Foxx.
- Right, that's true.

249
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,790
- But we work for the weekends.

250
00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:19,155
- And we know today's Thursday,

251
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,877
but we're gonna party
like it's Friday, dude.

252
00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,171
- It's Wednesday.
- Is it?

253
00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,340
- All right,
well, it is settled.

254
00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,718
We are gonna throw you
a party that is just gonna

255
00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:30,845
make you want to live
the rest of your life.

256
00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:32,722
Now, get out.

257
00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,140
- Or what?

258
00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,853
Okay, okay, okay!
I'm going.

259
00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:42,398
- Yo, boss,
can I borrow the whip

260
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,691
and go to the liquor store?

261
00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,026
- [Sigh] Keep it.

262
00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:46,569
Hopefully, I'll be dead
by the time you get back.

263
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,238
- Thank you,
but don't joke about that.

264
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,782
I'll get some booze,
some Doritos Collisions.

265
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,117
Get this party torqued.

266
00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,618
All right,
I'm gonna get the Collisions,

267
00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:55,744
maybe some booze,

268
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,266
but I'm really
gonna go for a joyride.

269
00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:00,124
- Wow, Ders.
You're a wild man.

270
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,250
- I know.

271
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,585
[engine turning over]

272
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,253
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

273
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:08,382
- Tonight's party
is gonna be weird...

274
00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,507
in a good way.

275
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,550
- Yes.

276
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,261
It is gonna be so awesome.

277
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,971
Anything you want, man,
you name it.

278
00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,598
It's your credit card.

279
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,266
- You know
what'd really be cool?

280
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,893
Putting a bullet
through my face.

281
00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,352
- Okay.
- You know what?

282
00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,813
I would love to just end
your suffering.

283
00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,566
I really would.
I would. I'm your guy.

284
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,568
If you would've caught me
without these two,

285
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,612
you would've been dead
in an alley somewhere.

286
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,781
But what would you
want to do for fun,

287
00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,574
since I can't murder you?

288
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,540
- Do you cut loose?
Do you drink? Do you smoke?

289
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,078
Do you like getting wild?

290
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,122
Say bye to the bullets.

291
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,917
- Okay, okay!
I like girls.

292
00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,322
- What type of girls
do you like?

293
00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:45,961
- I don't know.

294
00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,630
I've never really had
a girlfriend.

295
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,215
- What?

296
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,967
Whoa, dude.
You're like that movie.

297
00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,302
That's weird!

298
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,470
You have an Escalade

299
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,263
and you don't
have a girlfriend, man?

300
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,388
You could just, like,
cruise past ice cream parlors

301
00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,850
and pick up chicks
in that thing.

302
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:03,145
- Hey, I know what it's like
not to have a girlfriend.

303
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,147
It's not a big deal,
'cause you know what?

304
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,150
We have our imaginations.
Right?

305
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,735
- This is the saddest thing
I've ever heard.

306
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,986
- Who's your dream girl?

307
00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,613
- Michelle Obama.

308
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:13,948
- We can work with that.

309
00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:16,450
Somebody get me a phone book.

310
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,827
- I'll do it.
- Thank you.

311
00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,745
- Whoop, there it is.

312
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,289
- And I'm just
gonna put this on there,

313
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,291
'cause my lap gets all hot.

314
00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:29,255
- [knocking]

315
00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,881
Open up, man.

316
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,550
Come on, man.
Let me in.

317
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,761
Sorry it took so long.
I was street racing Asian kids.

318
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,847
- [whispering]
The password, sir.

319
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,849
- What?
- You have to have a password.

320
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,600
- Sorry, you know the rules.
- I got the Doritos.

321
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,086
And I got some
Kahlua Mudslide Mix,

322
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,020
but they didn't double bag it,
so it's about to rip.

323
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,647
- You have to know the password.

324
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,357
- Yeah.
- It is ripping right now.

325
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,525
Just let me in!

326
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,528
[upbeat jazz music playing]

327
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,029
♪♪

328
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,447
What the hell's going on here?

329
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:57,908
- Celebrity look-alike
swingers party.

330
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,493
- What?
- Uh-huh.

331
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,204
- Yeah, I'm Shaun White.
Sean Astin.

332
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,539
Rudy? Huh?

333
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,709
- We're the Shauns!
- We're the Seans!

334
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,834
We planned that.

335
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,003
We were waiting for you
to come in.

336
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,838
Jillian's here.
She's Lady Gaga.

337
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,215
She's looking good.
Nicholson. Jack Nicholson.

338
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,468
He's so good.
"You can't handle the truth."

339
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:17,970
That was-l-l don't know
if that's good.

340
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,597
We'll work on it.

341
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,762
You can be Paul Walker
if you play your cards right.

342
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,245
- What if I don't
play my cards right?

343
00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:25,936
- Hey, everybody,
Macaulay Culkin's here.

344
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,313
- Shh, stop.
- Ahh!

345
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,690
- I'm Paul Walker,
not MacCulkin.

346
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,108
- Macaulay Culkin, dude.

347
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,693
- But I'm Paul Walker, right?

348
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,778
- Yeah, I see it now.
- Cool.

349
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,989
What does any of this
have to do with Mr. Benson?

350
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,950
- Oh, well, he said that his
dream girl was Michelle Obama,

351
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,494
so we hired
her celebrity look-alike.

352
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,247
- Looking good.
- That, I understand.

353
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,583
So how does Whoopi Goldberg
and Dog the Bounty Hunter

354
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,126
fit into the equation?

355
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,920
- Okay, I can't believe
you're asking that question.

356
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:53,797
But, you know, celebrities,
they make life worth living.

357
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:56,091
Do you ever read magazines?
- [laughs]

358
00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,219
- Come on, all we have to do
is show Benson a great time...

359
00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,261
- That's all we have to do.

360
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,055
- And then get him hooked up
with the first lady.

361
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,097
- Yeah, that's all
we have to do.

362
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,265
- All right, let's do it.
Let's do it.

363
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,270
Where's Mr. Benson?
- He's having fun somewhere-

364
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,518
[gunshot]

365
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,113
- [blows sharply]
- Hey

366
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,449
What are you doing
with a gun in here?

367
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,909
- What?
They're just blanks.

368
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,453
- Uh, who are you
even supposed to be?

369
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,247
- Isn't it obvious?

370
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,623
Jason Statham.

371
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,916
- No, it's not obvious,

372
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,876
'cause you don't look
anything like him.

373
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,878
Did you even read
the post on Craigslist?

374
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,090
Have some respect for it, man.
I look like Sean Astin.

375
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,883
This is Macaulay Culkin.
- Anyway.

376
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,169
I was wondering if I could
fire off the gun during sex.

377
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,887
You see,
I can't climax without it.

378
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,639
- No, you can't.

379
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,308
- They're just blanks.
In the gun, that is.

380
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,893
My crank works just great.

381
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,437
- Okay, you know what?
Give me that.

382
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,940
What is with all the guns today?

383
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,984
- Fine.
Your house, your rules.

384
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:58,320
But don't tell me I don't look
exactly like Jason Statham.

385
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,323
- Now you do, actually.
It's the attitude.

386
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,535
- The check won't cash
until I'm dead.

387
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,495
And you can kill me
however you want.

388
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,997
- Oh, sounds awesome.

389
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:08,998
But what's the time frame, man?

390
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,500
'Cause I'm going to Mexico
next weekend, so-

391
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,002
- Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude.

392
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,337
- Captain Jack Sbarro.
Cool.

393
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,222
Hey, I wouldn't blame you
if you did it, man.

394
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,008
Ease the pain. I get it.
I'd kill my mother.

395
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,010
- Karl, I'll give you $10,000
to kill yourself.

396
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,220
- Wow, man.

397
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,515
Words hurt, Anders.
They hurt.

398
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,961
- You are not
taller than me, man.

399
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,185
I know you're wearing boots.

400
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,021
I hate that person.

401
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:34,023
But word on the street
is that you're in love

402
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,858
with the first lady.

403
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,527
- I wouldn't mind
Baracking her world.

404
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,945
- Whoa!
[laughs]

405
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,531
- Whoa, somebody has had
a little bit to drink.

406
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,950
- You should go get her, man.

407
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,493
- She's way out of my league.

408
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,287
- Come on,
what are you afraid of?

409
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,830
- You know what they say.

410
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,458
"Life is an adventure.
Live it till you die."

411
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,752
Right?

412
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,004
Of natural causes,
like just being old

413
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,129
or whatever.

414
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,172
Don't kill yourself.

415
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,299
- Now, go get her.

416
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,425
[laughs]

417
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,593
- To life.

418
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,969
Right?
All: Yeah.

419
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,679
- To life.
- Yup, whoo.

420
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,515
- ♪ I'ma give you
something real, baby ♪

421
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,477
♪ I'ma give you
something real, shorty ♪

422
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,812
♪ Now call me
when you're home alone ♪

423
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,898
♪ I'll be waiting by the phone ♪

424
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,274
♪ So I can pick up ♪

425
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,193
♪ And I can, and I can ♪

426
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:23,072
♪ And I can give you
something real, baby ♪

427
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,742
♪ I'ma give you
something real, shorty ♪

428
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,619
♪ Give it to you like I should ♪

429
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,746
♪ Make you feel so good ♪

430
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,748
♪ So when I get
my hands on you ♪

431
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,584
♪ I'ma, I'ma,
I'ma give you something ♪

432
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,127
- Whoa, whoa.
Bitch, be cool!

433
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:41,757
- Just keepin' living.
All: Yeah!

434
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,762
♪♪

435
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,641
- I love my life!

436
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,186
- God bless America.

437
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,356
- Job well done, boys.
- Thank you.

438
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,566
I'm about to go make
some whoopee with Whoopi.

439
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,568
- No way, dude, I called her.
- No, you didn't.

440
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,654
- Yes, I did.
- You saw me out there with her.

441
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,447
- I said,
'Whoopi, dibs, Ders."

442
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,158
I said, 'Whoopi, dibs, Ders."
- Grow up! Stop!

443
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:11,828
<i>- HEY-</i>

444
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,122
What the hell is going on?

445
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,623
- What do you mean?
- Mr. Benson.

446
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,428
He was supposed to be here
a half hour ago,

447
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,793
and I can't reach him.

448
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,211
And the last time I saw him,

449
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,630
he was going to lunch
with you idiots.

450
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,882
[scoffs]
So did you kill him or what?

451
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,634
- You knew?

452
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,137
- Knew what?

453
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,638
- Huh, what?
- Nothing, nothing.

454
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,474
I'm sure he's on his way.

455
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,935
- I don't remember
anything from last night.

456
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,311
Last thing I remember

457
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,397
is arm-wrestling
Dog the Bounty Hunter.

458
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,522
- Hey, how are you?

459
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,108
What's up, Ice Dog?

460
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,736
Hey, how's everybody
doing today?

461
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,157
I said how y'all
motherfuckers doing?

462
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:51,076
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]

463
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,537
- Hey, let's give it up
for the First Lady, y'all.

464
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,830
[applause]

465
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,832
Also let's hear it
for TelAmeriCorp's

466
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,960
very own
Blake, Anders, and Adam.

467
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,295
Stand up, yeah.

468
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,671
- Thank you so much.
Thank you guys.

469
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,131
- It's not a...
- Thank you.

470
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,008
- That's why we do it.
- Big deal.

471
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,051
- Listen, without
these three geniuses,

472
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,637
I would never have realized
what I need to do.

473
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,515
I am liquidating this company.

474
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,602
As of tomorrow,
TelAmeriCorp is officially...

475
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,770
[blows raspberry]

476
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,355
[chuckles] What?

477
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,858
Hey, you can travel the world
or start that hobby,

478
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,526
just have sex
with fake celebrities...

479
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,028
- Okay, I think we all know
this is just one

480
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,433
of Bruce's patented comedy bits.

481
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,323
- Not a bit.
Very real.

482
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,833
- What are you thinking?
Liquidating the company?

483
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,519
- What does that even mean,
liquidating?

484
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,878
That doesn't make sense.
It's gibberish.

485
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,130
- Yeah, very un-bueno, sir.

486
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,674
We give you the gift of life,
and this is how you repay us?

487
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,799
- Don't you see?

488
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,887
I'm freeing you
from this-this prison.

489
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,722
This is my gift to you.

490
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,474
- Wow, dude.

491
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,977
You bang one chick who sort of
looks like Michelle Obama-

492
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,730
no offense-and then
you just go totally insane.

493
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,649
- No, sweet baby prince.

494
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,692
I've never been more sane.

495
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,736
But seriously, I need
your buddy Karl's phone number,

496
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,905
'cause he might still think
I want him to kill me.

497
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,532
- No, not from us.
You brought that on yourself.

498
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,158
- Mm-hmm.
- [sigh] Screw it.

499
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:17,955
He's never gonna find me
in Barbados or Prague or...

500
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,480
Where do you want to go,
sweetheart?

501
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,583
' Egypt.
- Egypt it is.

502
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,585
- Egypt it is.
- Off to the airport, boys.

503
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,962
- They're just going to Egypt.
- EGYPT-

504
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,922
- Stall him.
Like, 20 minutes.

505
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,676
I think I might have a plan.

506
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,094
- Hey, Bruce, real quick.

507
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,929
Hey, bud, real quick,
one more thing.

508
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,054
Bruce, come on.

509
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,307
[phone rings]
- Go for Karl.

510
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,851
- Remember that gun I took
from Jason Statham last night,

511
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,687
the one with the blanks?

512
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:42,812
Well, I need it.

513
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,148
You're gonna bust in,
shoot at Bruce.

514
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:49,152
I'm gonna dive in the way
and pretend to get shot.

515
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,654
He'll owe me forever.

516
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,948
- Ha!
Sounds foolproof, man.

517
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,616
I'm on it.
Just give me 20 minutes.

518
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,911
- Before you go off to Egypt,
I want to show you

519
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,039
what you're liquidating here.

520
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,083
Or should I say who?

521
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,376
- [crying]

522
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,378
- Well, it went
straight to his voice mail,

523
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,089
so it looks like you
are being hunted as we speak.

524
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,008
- No, Bruce.
- Bruce, Bruce, hang on.

525
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,302
All right, ready?
This is the deal.

526
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,637
You got to meet
one more person, okay?

527
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,889
This person is the foundation
of TelAmeriCorp

528
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,725
and a personal hero
of mine, a mentor.

529
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,850
- The big boss.

530
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,686
- An ocean of knowledge
and experience,

531
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,229
Martin Luther King on steroids.

532
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,607
- A father figure, yup.

533
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:29,401
We give you Waymond.
- Mm-hmm.

534
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,153
- Right?

535
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,821
- Wow.

536
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,741
- Wow, Bruce, you're not even
giving Waymond a shot?

537
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,576
- Waymond's a sales machine.

538
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,994
[elevator dings]

539
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,413
Everybody loves Waymond.

540
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,499
- You really care
about these people, huh?

541
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,836
- Yes.
- Yeah.

542
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,129
- Nah.

543
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,506
I'm still liquidating
the company.

544
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,425
Sorry.

545
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,844
Sayonara.

546
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,722
- What kind of person does that?
[phone beeping]

547
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,849
- He's here.
Come on.

548
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,559
- Wait. Wait. Who's he-
What's the plan?

549
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,021
- Karl's gonna
fake assassinate me, duh.

550
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,357
- Yes, that's a great plan.

551
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,484
[elevator dings]

552
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,620
- [in slow motion] No!

553
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,413
I tried to call!

554
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,708
Blake said he left a message!

555
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,509
- Blake, wait!

556
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,178
It's the wrong gun!
- It's the wrong gun!

557
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,306
[gunshot]

558
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,941
- Ahh, you shot me,
you dumb idiot!

559
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,609
- [imitating gunshots]

560
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,320
- What the-
- See you.

561
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,155
- Ow.

562
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,328
- Somebody call 911!

563
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,330
You saved my life.

564
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,499
- Yes, but...

565
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,584
it's nothing you wouldn't
have done for me, right?

566
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,295
TelAmeriCorp family.

567
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,339
- Anything you want, buddy.

568
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,758
You want to come to Egypt?
You want 10 grand?

569
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,760
- How about you just go upstairs

570
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,429
and talk to the investors
and tell them

571
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,597
you're not liquidating
the company, all right?

572
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,808
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.

573
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,094
- Yeah, that's a great idea,
but we also want 10 grand.

574
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,353
- And Egypt. Yeah, hi...
- Yeah.

575
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,998
And if you could bring
the troops home,

576
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,356
that'd be great as well.

577
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,816
We could just
package deal, right?

578
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,152
- You knuckleheads.
[chuckles]

579
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,488
- How you doing?
" Ah. gross!

580
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,323
- Are you sure
it just grazed him?

581
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,450
It looks like
he's losing a lot of blood.

582
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,615
- No, that's just ketchup,

583
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,536
but it's seeping into my cut,
and it burns!

584
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,704
Wait! No, no, no, no, no!

585
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,709
I don't have insurance.
How much does this cost?

586
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,083
- About $900.
- $900?

587
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,127
Really?

588
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,629
Looks like it's time to put
your money where your mouth is.

589
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,382
- Fuck you, guys.
I said $9,000.

590
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,426
- Adam?
- It's for a good cause.

591
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,428
- Nice.

592
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,555
[dog snorting, party horn blows]