1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:02,921 - Yo. 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,924 ♪ Karl got his vaporizer delivered to the house ♪ 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,091 - Nice. 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:08,657 - Let's just get vaped out right now. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,345 I'm looking to get weird. 6 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,599 Whoa, hey, cool guy. 7 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:17,519 Fedora brother. 7-Eleven hat rack. 8 00:00:17,644 --> 00:00:18,644 They've got deals. 9 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,271 People forget that they have more than just, 10 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,396 you know, old hot dogs. 11 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,149 - No. No, no, no. 12 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,902 Adam, come on, man. One fedora per crew. 13 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,571 - No, I'm pretty sure the more fedoras, the better. 14 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,740 'Cause I look like I'm in a ska band right now, 15 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,242 like I'm in Reel Big Fish. 16 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:33,910 - I beg to differ. 17 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,079 We're not a house full of Cubans, man. 18 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,204 We're white dudes. 19 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,456 We got to be careful, 20 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:41,918 'cause we can be very unfashionable very quickly. 21 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,796 - Mrs. Lawler, it's almost after dark. 22 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:46,256 If you dress like that, you're asking for it. 23 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:49,425 Hey, why don't you losers try an organized sport for once? 24 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:50,885 Hey, slow down! 25 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,387 This is not the speedway. 26 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,639 This neighborhood is on lockdown. 27 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:57,392 Hoo. 28 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:58,601 [bag unzips] 29 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,853 Honestly. 30 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:08,945 Yeah, hello. 31 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,947 Hi, yeah, I want to report a robbery in progress right now. 32 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,615 Who am I? 33 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,703 I'm the goddamn Neighborhood Watch. 34 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:18,454 Oh, sorry. For legal reasons? 35 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,957 Um, it's Anders Holmvik. 36 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,625 It's okay, girls. 37 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,920 Sheriff Holmvik laid down the law in a major way. 38 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,673 Now, why don't we say bye-bye to- 39 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,216 - Hey, what did I do to you, Ders? 40 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,677 You know, we're more alike than you even know, man. 41 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,512 This is not gnar. Not gnar! 42 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:37,890 - Blake's friend and my weed dealer, Karl. 43 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:39,350 - Great, Ders. 44 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:40,810 This is the second time in my life 45 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,812 that I just really don't like you. 46 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,522 - Now where am I supposed to buy my weed from, huh? 47 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,127 'Cause I'm not gonna get my ass kicked 48 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,817 by that high school kid again. 49 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:51,904 [hip-hop music] 50 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:53,030 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 51 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:54,490 ♪♪ 52 00:01:54,616 --> 00:01:56,576 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 53 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,202 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 54 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:02,665 - Ugh, how many times do I have to explain this to you? 55 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,168 If you see the neighbor's house getting broken into, 56 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,712 it's probably just Karl high out of his mind, 57 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,672 thinking he's locked out of our house. 58 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:10,798 - I said I'm sorry. 59 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,216 - Okay, well, you're not sorry, 60 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:14,143 because you're popping a straight-up bone cone 61 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,012 over that damn newspaper. 62 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:18,014 - "The suspect was apprehended after the RCPD 63 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,851 was tipped off by eyewitness Anders Holmvik." 64 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,519 "Tipped off." "Eyewitness." 65 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,188 I'm basically Darkwing Duck. 66 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,689 - No, you're basically an idiot, 67 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,733 because we blazed the last of our- 68 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:31,194 [softly] We blazed the last of our weed, 69 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,363 and you know I can't eat unless I've smoked. 70 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:35,406 - Adam Bear needs to eat. 71 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,034 - [roars pathetically] - You know that. 72 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,410 - I'm gaunt right now. 73 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,371 - I think you suckers are just jealous 74 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:43,831 that I'm in the newspaper and- you have a picture 75 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,541 of a dude's dick on your computer, man. 76 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,669 - Whoa, yeah, you do. 77 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:48,878 You are perverted. 78 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,381 - Okay, this is not what it looks like, okay? 79 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:53,049 - Okay. - No, I'm serious. 80 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,717 I'm part of the Rancho Cucamonga 81 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,885 Justin Bieber Fan Club. 82 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,720 - That, I get. The guy's infectious. 83 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,597 - Yeah, he has, like, crazy pipes. 84 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:02,350 - Yeah, but this guy, bieberhole69, 85 00:03:02,475 --> 00:03:04,268 keeps sending me pictures of his dong because he- 86 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:05,674 well, he thinks I'm a little boy. 87 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,355 - Why does he think that? 88 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,898 - Well, I tell them that I'm 11 89 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,401 so that people don't think I'm, like, old and weird. 90 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,027 - That's weird, though. - Well. 91 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,473 - That's a good idea. - Hey, guys. 92 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:15,530 - Jillian, hey. 93 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,950 Did, uh, bieberhole69 send you one of... 94 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,244 - Oh, my God, that guy sends me the most suggestive photos. 95 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,870 - What is he suggesting? 96 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,539 - Like, little ding-dong competitions. 97 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:25,915 - Ugh. - I know. 98 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,750 I'm like, "I'm not in. I don't have one." 99 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,085 I say that I'm 11 100 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,970 so that people don't think I'm old and weird. 101 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,213 - We just talked about that. 102 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:33,589 - I just don't want children to have to be 103 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:36,092 dodging full-grown male penises. 104 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,260 - That makes sense to me. 105 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,065 - Well, they should be basking in the glory 106 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,430 that is J to the Bieber. 107 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,681 - Yeah. - And he's got moves. 108 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:43,307 He moves like water, like a water bed. 109 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:44,600 - He does. 110 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:46,644 He's got the best bangs in music since '80s Metallica. 111 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:47,937 - Great bangs. - Oh, my God. 112 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:49,355 He just does this. Fft. 113 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,982 He just does swish. - He's a good kid. 114 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,387 - The kid is a hell of a talent. 115 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:55,486 - And that is why we're bringing down bieberhole69. 116 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,280 - Yes, I am so down. 117 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,948 - Yes. - Team Bieber. 118 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,576 - Wait. We have to bust this dude? 119 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,619 - Yes, Ders. I mean, come on. 120 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:04,996 Imagine this little headline: 121 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:09,041 "Dude Fucking Throws Pervert In Prison Forever." 122 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:10,626 Little picture of you right there. 123 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,962 - Okay, that's kind of cool. I'm down with that. 124 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,213 Adam, what do you say? 125 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,631 - Yeah, count me in. 126 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,633 I'm just gonna rip this guy's heart out, right? 127 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,303 And just take the heart and suck on a cockle. 128 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,680 That came out weird, but I'm gonna do that. 129 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,140 I'm sweating right now. 130 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,309 Why am I sweating so badly? - We got to get you some weed. 131 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,060 Seriously, you got to just chill out. 132 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:29,812 - Let's bust this butthole surfer. 133 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:34,484 Okay, so I'm just gonna reply to bieberhole69's post, okay? 134 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:38,154 - Oh, dude, you should say, "Hey, I'm ten years old, 135 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,490 "but I'm built like an eight-year-old, 136 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:42,116 so come and get it." 137 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,493 - No, don't write that. 138 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,018 - And then capitalize "come get it." 139 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,621 - Don't write that. Listen. - Capitalize it. 140 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:48,266 - These guys need to be romanced, okay? 141 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,500 They're extremely lonely people. 142 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,543 You got to make them feel special, desired. 143 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,629 - They want naughty little boys, dude. 144 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:56,506 So we have to be naughty little boys, okay? 145 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,341 If they want peach fuzz, we have to- 146 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,343 - No, Adam. They need to be loved, okay? 147 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,470 They're trying to regain a lost childhood. 148 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:03,721 - Okay, no, they're looking for peach fuzz- 149 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,264 [computer chimes] - I got him. 150 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,849 He's coming over tomorrow. 151 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,142 - What did you say? 152 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,145 - I said, um, "I'm ten. Come over tomorrow." 153 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,980 Ooh, yeah. Come on, princess. 154 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,024 Give it to me. Whoo! 155 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,429 We are gonna pulverize this guy. 156 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,735 [doorbell rings] - Shh. Stop. He's here. 157 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,362 Come on. Here's the plan. 158 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,489 We get him inside, we whup his ass, 159 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,491 call the cops, take a picture for the paper, 160 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,743 and become heroes to Bieberites everywhere. 161 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,995 - He's probably gonna write a song about you, dude. 162 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,400 - Oh, man, if he hasn't already. 163 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,374 [doorbell ringing] 164 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,252 - [screams] 165 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,379 - HEY- 166 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,548 - Who are you looking for? 167 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:39,799 - Yo, you know what? 168 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:42,218 I think maybe I have the wrong address, actually. 169 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,053 Sorry, bro. 170 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,305 Hey, um... 171 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,057 is that the Vapetron right there, 172 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,935 with, uh, aluminum chassis and combustion chamber? 173 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,728 - Yeah. It is. 174 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:53,896 Why'? Do you smoke? 175 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,231 - Yeah. 176 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,066 But never with the 'Tron. 177 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,776 - [laughs] Us either, actually. 178 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,280 We... don't have weed right now. 179 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:03,823 It's a real issue in my life. 180 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,158 - Well, throw out a flag and push me back ten yards... 181 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:07,952 ♪ 'Cause I'm holding ♪ 182 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,077 - What? 183 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:11,080 You just said the magic words. 184 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,498 You got beer, video games. 185 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:13,863 What's that thing on your back? 186 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,419 - That? Oh, that's just a real gun. 187 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,879 Psych. That's a potato gun. 188 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:19,547 - Potato gun? Guys! 189 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:21,257 Meet my new buddy here... 190 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,134 who we should not punch. 191 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:26,262 - What up? I'm Topher. 192 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:34,311 [whooshing] 193 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,479 All: Oh! [glass shatters] 194 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:37,773 [all cheering] 195 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:39,150 - Oh, man. 196 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:42,153 - Oh, man, Toph. This weed is the realness. 197 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,958 - Yeah, that's actually the stuff that, uh, 198 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,324 kept me off the team in '04, if you can believe that much. 199 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,993 - I can't believe we were at Olympic trials the same time. 200 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,118 That's nuts. 201 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:51,161 - Oh, I can believe it, 202 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,246 'cause you were there selling goggles- 203 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,415 - So we were there together. - Yes, technically. 204 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,250 - Hey, uh, could we get a picture together? 205 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,710 - Yeah, if you don't mind if I take a piss 206 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,253 off your roof first. 207 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,881 - I would mind if you didn't take a piss off our roof. 208 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,758 [laughter] 209 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:05,134 - Oh, man. 210 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,019 Oh, yo, I had some tight-ass plans for today, 211 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,805 but I knock on the wrong door, and I meet you fellas. 212 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,515 Dude, that's balling. 213 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,854 - Topher is the man, 214 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,648 and he's pissing off our roof right now. 215 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:19,773 That is balling. 216 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,442 - He's the baller I was supposed to be. 217 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,568 - That's how cool he is. 218 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,613 He's not afraid to piss off of a stranger's roof. 219 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,821 That's balling. 220 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:27,990 - Yeah, he balls. - He balls, big-time. 221 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,617 - Yeah, for sure. - Okay, yes. 222 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,786 It's safe to say that he's the ballingest guy 223 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,079 we've ever met. 224 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,956 But let's not forget why he came here- 225 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:37,333 to butt-ram a boy. 226 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,543 So let's focus, please. 227 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,337 - It sounds so gross when you say it that way. 228 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,547 - Yeah, I forgot he was here to do that. 229 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:45,383 - Gross. - Hey, you guys. 230 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,188 What do you say we take this party downtown 231 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:49,720 and go to Club Damnation, huh? 232 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,847 - I'm afraid we got some bad news, Topher. 233 00:07:51,973 --> 00:07:52,973 - I'm in. Ders? 234 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:54,418 - I just got to get my deep V-neck. 235 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,519 - Except you guys got to take off those hats. 236 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,729 - ♪ I love it when she make her booty bounce ♪ 237 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,854 ♪ Bounce, b-bounce, bounce, make her booty bounce ♪ 238 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,358 - There's, like, 50 Beyoncé Knowles in here, 239 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,567 and I'm seeing some booty sweat. 240 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:05,945 - Everyone here is a brand whore. 241 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,114 And I like it. It's great. 242 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:09,782 Smells like laser tag. - Mm-hmm. 243 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,450 - Yeah, it does. That's that smell. 244 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:12,910 - In a good way, though. - Yeah. 245 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,245 - Hey, yo, what up, guys? 246 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,731 Let me introduce you to my friends. 247 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,915 This is Jess, Bree, and over here, we got Shanna. 248 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,250 - HEY- 249 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,501 - Hi. - Hi. 250 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,671 - So where are you girls living at nowadays? 251 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,506 - We live at the Penthouse penthouse. 252 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,049 - Oh, you do do? 253 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,719 [laughter] - I do do what? 254 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,387 - Uh, you said, "Penthouse penthouse," 255 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,805 so I repeated, "do do," 'cause- 256 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:33,930 - Hey, bro, chill out. 257 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,455 They live in the Penthouse penthouse. 258 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:36,956 That's just like the Playboy mansion, 259 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:39,228 only this time, it's much more doper. 260 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,873 All these pretty chicks running around, 261 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,481 penetration and pissing on the floor, 262 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,687 if that's what you're into. 263 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,067 - Ah! 264 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,194 - Oh, and we met Topher at one of the Penthouse parties. 265 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,404 - Oh, my God. 266 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,573 - You gonna bring them next Saturday? 267 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,074 - Maybe if they want to come. 268 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,784 - Yeah! - For sure. 269 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,077 - I mean, we'll see. - We'll see, yeah. 270 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,162 We'll probably be a little busy. 271 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,288 Oh, yeah, we might have something 272 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:58,581 we're getting into, checkin' out the- 273 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,707 What are you doing? 274 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,042 Are you beating my high score on Brick Breaker? 275 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,209 Don't you dare. What? 276 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,336 Hello. Okay, that's a number. 277 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:06,088 It's, uh-it's official. All right. 278 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,674 [laughs nervously] Ah! 279 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,468 - Hey, why don't you guys meet me back at the VIP booth 280 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,594 in, like, five minutos? 281 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,012 That's Spanish for "minutes." 282 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,972 - ♪ 'Cause watching you is driving me insane ♪ 283 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,516 [women giggling] 284 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,185 - You're so hot. - Oh, ho, ho, ho! 285 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,145 " Oh! 286 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,605 Whoa, my God. 287 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,106 She just totally touched both my nipples 288 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,471 with one hand at the same time. 289 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:26,901 - I like her mouth. - Chill out. 290 00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:29,426 It's on, because I told them that you guys were coke dealers. 291 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:32,198 And all three of them have really bad coke problems. 292 00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:35,076 - Appreciate it, Toph, but got to check one thing for- 293 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,328 How mow. 294 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,121 She actually gave me her real number. 295 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,915 There's a second time for everything. 296 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,458 This is real. This is happening. 297 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,502 This is my life! This is my life! 298 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,961 - Hey, Topher. 299 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,463 So how do you know the bouncer? 300 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,631 - Oh, Vince? 301 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,216 We went to middle schools together. 302 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:51,634 - Wait, uh, schools? 303 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,636 - School. Middle school. 304 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,805 - Yeah, I- You said "schools." 305 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,932 - No, I didn't. School. One school. 306 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:01,185 - Look, Topher, we know what the deal is. 307 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:06,816 Um, or should I call you bieberhole69? 308 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:08,101 - Hey, ladies, you know what? 309 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,401 Can you give us a second, please? 310 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,278 - Wait. - No. 311 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,488 - No, you know what? They need to leave. 312 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,656 Can you please excuse us for a second? 313 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,783 Thank you very much. 314 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:16,992 - I don't get you, dude. 315 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,452 You're, like, handsome as hell. 316 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,577 - Thank you. 317 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,830 - And you have just swagger for days. 318 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:22,164 You could get those chicks if you wanted. 319 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,792 - Okay, thank you. - You're a swagger hound. 320 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,197 You take everyone else's swagger. 321 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,293 You hound it. 322 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,380 - You're a swagger hound. I don't get it. 323 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,298 You know? It's, like, wasted talent. 324 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,175 It's like if Picasso quit making music 325 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,678 and just started fucking little dudes every day. 326 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,972 - I'm understanding where you're coming from. 327 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:40,933 You guys are not understanding where I'm coming from, okay? 328 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,058 Because it's like, 329 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:43,727 do we really need to talk about this right now? 330 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:44,937 - All we're saying 331 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,663 is that you were coming over to our house 332 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,899 to bang a little dude. 333 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,192 - Yes. 334 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,819 I was gonna have sex with a little dude, yes. 335 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,071 - Okay, shh. Let's bring it down. 336 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,115 Music's loud, not that loud. 337 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,993 What if you just had sex with men 338 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,536 that were of legal age? 339 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,706 - That's a great idea. - I'm not gay, dude. 340 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,457 You're offending me. 341 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,585 - Gay? You're not gay? But you- 342 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,336 I don't know, then. I don't know, then. 343 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,822 - Okay, well, you know what I know? 344 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:11,922 Maybe actually you guys aren't ready 345 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,168 for the Penthouse penthouse. 346 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,383 Maybe that's what's up. 347 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,010 Maybe you guys- - No, no, no. 348 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,261 - You guys aren't dressed up to standards 349 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,971 because of your dorky Canadian outfits. 350 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,306 - What? - Maybe that. 351 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:21,640 Maybe I should call- Hey, Vince. Come here. 352 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,852 - No! - We're cool, Vince. 353 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,312 - Yeah, hey, are we cool? 354 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:27,813 - Yeah, we're good, man. - Oh, oh, we're cool, Blake? 355 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:28,981 - We're fine. - Hey, you know what, Vince? 356 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,482 We're good. - Let's chill out. 357 00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:33,110 Let's get some more drinks. You got those coupons, right? 358 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,528 - Yes, that is what I'm saying. 359 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,363 - And let's just make tonight a tight butthole, dude. 360 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,073 - Tight butthole. - Tight butthole. 361 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,242 - Yeah. Well, you probably shouldn't say it. 362 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,243 - No, I know. I was saying- 363 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,494 But I'm just saying, your guys' way. 364 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,620 - ORGY- 365 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,373 all: Mm. 366 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,625 - Thank you, you guys. 367 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,168 To know that those Beliebers 368 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,173 don't have to be bothered by that creep anymore, 369 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,880 it's a huge weight off my shoulders. 370 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,089 - Yeah, I almost killed that guy. 371 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:55,257 It was pretty dangerous. 372 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,635 I stabbed him, like, 35 times in the face 373 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,637 and body and neck area. 374 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,096 And then they just took him to prison. 375 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,598 He was bleeding everywhere in the cop car. 376 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,183 It was super sad. - Impressive. 377 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,559 - The streets are safe now, Jillian. 378 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,894 - Yeah. - Everything's gonna be fine. 379 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,854 You know what? We had a good time doing it. 380 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,481 - Yeah, it was great. It was a great time. 381 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,207 - Well, I'll let my little crime fighters 382 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,360 getback to the old Superman cave. 383 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,237 But, uh, out of curiosity, 384 00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:17,696 what did this creep look like? 385 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,323 - You know what? Not creepy at all. 386 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,158 Very normal. - Real hunk, actually. 387 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,119 He had a dimple. Uh, he was, uh... 388 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:26,288 had long blond dreadlocks. 389 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,498 He had, like, a hook for a hand- 390 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,291 - Hey. I got lunches for you guys. 391 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,876 So, um- 392 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,670 Hey, who's that chick right there? 393 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,755 - Um, Jillian. Jillian, uh, Topher. 394 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,048 Topher, Jillian. 395 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,454 - Hey, what up? I'm Topher. I'm friends with the guys now. 396 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,229 - So, uh, how do you guys know each other? 397 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,564 - Oh, we know each other- - No, we'll tell the story. 398 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,774 - 'Cause it's funny. - It's a good story. 399 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,020 We'll tell it. We'll tell it. 400 00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:57,486 - We met- a little trick of fate-at... 401 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,488 - Softball rehearsal. - Rehearsal. 402 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,073 - Softball rehearsal. - Yeah. 403 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,575 - You guys never told me that you were in a play together. 404 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:04,941 - Yeah. - We're telling you now. 405 00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:07,121 - Yeah, it was a huge- it was a success. 406 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,999 It was called Soft. . Pitch. 407 00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:12,126 It was kind of like A League Of Their Own, but- 408 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,794 - But with dudes. - Yeah. 409 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,504 - We're the dudes. - Yeah, we're the dudes in it. 410 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,714 Very similar. - Oh, okay. 411 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,132 - I'm Geena Davis. - Wow. 412 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,342 Did I ever tell you guys about my brief stint 413 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,177 as a flying monkey in Wicked 414 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,864 at the Toledo Repertory Theater Company? 415 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,639 - No, you didn't tell us that. - No? 416 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,850 Okay, well, I'll tell you in great detail. 417 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,102 They called me "harness bitch" the entire time, 418 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,520 which was cool and weird, 419 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,856 so I was a little bit 50/50 on it. 420 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,983 [phone ringing] Oh, shoot. I got to get that. 421 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,151 - Shucks. 422 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,527 - Right in the middle of the good parts. 423 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,488 - Man. - Oh. 424 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,826 - That was funny. 425 00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,912 - All right, Topher, you know what? 426 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,414 You cannot be here, man, 427 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,875 because that girl is, like, the main reason 428 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,209 we To Catch A Predator-ed you. 429 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,495 - Hey, you guys know you have 430 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,463 a really Victorian attitude towards sex. 431 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,214 What do you think that the '60s was all about, dude? 432 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,008 - Civil rights? 433 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,968 - Yeah, exactly, civil rights, dude. 434 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,095 Man, I'm sick of getting persecuted and judged 435 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,722 for being a sexual maven, man. 436 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,682 I'm not gonna stand for that anymore, man. 437 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:12,061 - Okay, yeah, all right. Let's try an experiment. 438 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,896 You love ten-year-old boys, right? 439 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,481 - 10 to 12. - Okay. 440 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,275 But what's the closest thing... 441 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,111 to a ten-year-old boy? 442 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,489 They're legal. They're female. 443 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,240 They're flexible as hell. 444 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,409 - Right? I mean, it's perfect. They're, like, 90 pounds. 445 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,952 - Plus, they don't menstruate. 446 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,913 - Yeah, and you're not even the creepiest guy here. 447 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,122 Check out this dude. 448 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,793 - Topher, if you don't jump on them, 449 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,920 I will quickly get busy in that foam pit 450 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,296 with all of them. 451 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,257 - I guess they're okay, like, from the back. 452 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,663 - All right, well, you know what? 453 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,803 We're gonna hook you up like you hooked us up, bud. 454 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,473 Let's do this. - Let's do this. 455 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,809 - No way. - Oh, yeah. 456 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,394 - Hello, ladies. 457 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,687 - HEY- - HEY- 458 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,107 - We are big fans of yours. Nice short program. 459 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,150 - Ders. Wow, that was rude. I'm sorry. 460 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,819 I don't think you're short at all. 461 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:02,986 And our friend over there 462 00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:04,947 actually thinks you're really attractive. 463 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,156 - Seriously'? - Mm-hmm. 464 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,825 - 'Sup? 465 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,326 - Oh, my God. He's hot. - Yeah. 466 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,911 He's, uh- he's actually single 467 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,746 and looking for an adult relationship 468 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,957 with a-another adult. 469 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,792 - And if he doesn't choose one of you, 470 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,127 I'm also single. 471 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,628 So if you guys wanted to hang out, 472 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,296 I can touch my toes- pretty flexible. 473 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,965 - Okay. Down, boy! [laughs nervously] 474 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,466 Uh, honestly, you should give him a shot, though, 475 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,970 'cause, uh“. 476 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,513 Where did he go? 477 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,683 The boys' locker room. Really'? 478 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,476 - How could you bail on that little Sporty Spice, dude? 479 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,644 We had an experiment. 480 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,062 - I was conducting my own experiment. 481 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,272 Look, check it out. 482 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,397 - God damn it, dude. 483 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,678 - Come on, man, nothing happened. 484 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,817 They were brunette. 485 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360 - Okay, how can you totally pull off a fedora 486 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,925 and be such a creep at the same time? 487 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,105 - Oh, I'm creepy again. Right? 488 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,273 - Yes, you are. You're creepy. 489 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,490 - Okay, well, maybe you guys are too good 490 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,700 to get creepy over at the Penthouse penthouse. 491 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,952 Come on, go get the underwear. 492 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,077 - Get 'em. 493 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,663 - Go get it. - Damn it! 494 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,081 - You got- Okay, go! Go. Go. 495 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,807 - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 496 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,176 - Body shot, still died. 497 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,594 Head shot. 498 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,345 Hey, who wants to take over for me? 499 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:11,592 I got to go check my emails. 500 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:12,918 Where can I do that? - Right here. 501 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,558 My, uh, laptop's right there. 502 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,851 - Oh, thanks, dude. 503 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,728 You guys are awesome. 504 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,191 - Guys, 505 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,193 we got to end this. 506 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,445 - What? Dude, no. Just two more days. 507 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,864 - Not until we go to the Penthouse penthouse, all right? 508 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,366 You weren't leaning against your girl's breasts like I was 509 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:32,701 at Club Damnation. 510 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,661 - The Penthouse penthouse is a symbol 511 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,872 that we've made it, that we've arrived. 512 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,415 We're this close to being cool. 513 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,210 - We're this close to seeing pierced vaginae, Blake. 514 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,415 And that's it for me. I'll retire after that happens. 515 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:44,546 - Yeah. 516 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,215 - What don't you see about that? 517 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,841 You don't get it. 518 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,259 - Oh. It's Jillian. 519 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,761 - Well, then answer the phone. - Answer it. 520 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,304 - Think about someone else for once. 521 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,889 - Pierced vaginae. 522 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,891 [phone ringing] 523 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,893 - Hello. - Hey, Blake, it's Jillian. 524 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,938 - Oh, hey, Jillian. What's up, girl? 525 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,064 - Oh, nothing. 526 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,482 Hey, I was just calling to double-check 527 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,650 about that bieberhole guy. 528 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,068 He's in jail, right? 529 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,986 - Oh, great, now she's asking about Topher. 530 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,239 - So just tell her about Topher. - Lie to her. 531 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,490 - Why don't you lie to her? 532 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,326 - Why don't you be a better friend and lie to her? 533 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,204 - Um, yeah, he's in jail. 534 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,666 He's probably nestling up to his cell mate right now. 535 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,876 - Hmm. Interesting. 536 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,920 Uh, but you know what confuses me? 537 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,421 I just logged in to the chat room, 538 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,591 and a bieberhole69 asked me to, 539 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,261 "pull out my little-boy ding-dong." 540 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:36,598 What's even weirder is that he has his webcam on, 541 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:41,103 and he looks just like your friend from the other day. 542 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:45,315 Even weirder, you guys are standing right behind him. 543 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,609 How do you explain that, party boys? 544 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,403 - Uh, seriously, Jillian, 545 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,862 it's, uh- it's not our fault. 546 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,031 It's-it's really a funny story, actually. 547 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,866 - Look, I already called the police. 548 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,076 They're on their way. 549 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,786 Don't let him go. 550 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,204 Blake, 551 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,790 you've got to ask yourself, are you a true Belieber? 552 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,126 I belieb you are. 553 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,211 [computer beeps] 554 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,465 - Hi, guys. 555 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:13,176 Um, I'm actually gonna go do a bunch of errands 556 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:14,511 right now, so... 557 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,638 - You know we have to stop you. 558 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,141 - Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. 559 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,976 Let me just get my fedora 560 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,519 and throw all the Vapetron up in the air. 561 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,354 [all yelling at once] 562 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,273 - Go. Go, man. 563 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,194 - What are you doing? 564 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,529 Are you gonna help, or are you just gonna- 565 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,739 - If I don't put away our drug stuff, 566 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,073 we're gonna go to prison along with Topher. 567 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,826 - All right, good call. Double true. 568 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,411 Here comes the Neighborhood Watch, 569 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,414 motherfucker. 570 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,041 [imitates car engine revving] 571 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,507 - Oh, yeah, baby! 572 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,218 Topher, 573 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,179 this spud's for you. 574 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,304 [gun pops] 575 00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,515 [potato whooshing] 576 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:01,683 " [Q runts] - Oh! 577 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,685 - Ah! 578 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,604 Adam, you idiot, you dumb idiot. 579 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,022 - My bad. 580 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,690 - [in slow motion] Wait. Stay down. 581 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,192 - What? - Stay down! 582 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,902 I'm gonna jump you - No! No! 583 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,862 [crunching] - Oh, no! 584 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,280 [both screaming] 585 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,405 - Ow. 586 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,699 - Oh. 587 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,409 [both whimpering] 588 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,536 - I trusted you. - I'm so sorry. 589 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,040 - Sorry, guys. Bros before hos. 590 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,669 But, you know, little bros before big bros. 591 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,462 [panting] 592 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,881 [chuckles] 593 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,718 [indistinct radio chatter] 594 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,387 - I don't understand. How did you guys catch him? 595 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,931 Topher's, like, the fastest guy we've ever met. 596 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,557 He's so fast. - He just- 597 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,893 - We have cars. 598 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,478 - Oh. - Cars, okay, okay. 599 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,938 Cool, good idea that we called. 600 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,940 - We thought of that, but I just... 601 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,274 - You thought you could get away with it? 602 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,985 Fuck you! 603 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:57,114 I will fuck your face. 604 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,615 That's a promise. 605 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,118 Take him away, boys. 606 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,285 - Jillian, 607 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,079 before you say anything, we're sorry. 608 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,415 He was-he was gonna take us to the Penthouse penthouse. 609 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,750 - He's the coolest guy we've ever met... 610 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,752 besides all that weird little-boy stuff. 611 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,003 - Right. - Yeah. 612 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,809 We totally get it if you never want to talk 613 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,675 to any of us ever again in your whole life. 614 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,009 - Hey, I get it. 615 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,455 I mean, who wouldn't want to go to the Penthouse penthouse? 616 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,805 You can pee on the floor. 617 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,849 - Yeah, I know. - That's real, right? 618 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,143 - That's what we were saying. - I'd tinkle all over the place. 619 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,437 - It's all over, on the carpet... 620 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,562 - Hey, guys. 621 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,164 Can I get a picture of you for the paper? 622 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,274 - Yes. - Yes! 623 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,483 - Yeah, all right. - Of course you can. 624 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,608 - Wait. Wait. 625 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,069 Can you give the heroes a second? 626 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,325 - I tried to tell you guys. 627 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,078 [cell doors clattering] 628 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,180 - Hey, you're the guy from the shirt, huh? 629 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,128 - Probably, man. 630 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,088 Probably. 631 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:59,342 [playing harmonica] 632 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,344 - Nice! 633 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,472 [dog snorting, party horn blows]