1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:03,671 - Ladies and... Waymond, 2 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,673 direct your attention to the front of the room 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,842 for a short video presentation. 4 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:11,387 - ♪ They found me ♪ 5 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:12,514 ♪ In the woods, 'cause I was ♪ 6 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,265 ♪ Raised by wolves ♪ 7 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:16,184 - [giggling] - 'Scuse me, Beth? 8 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:17,477 'Scuse me. 9 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:19,395 Okay, 'scuse me. 10 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:20,939 Just- can you move, please? 11 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,441 [laughter] How does this turn off, man? 12 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,401 It's not funny. 13 00:00:25,527 --> 00:00:27,278 Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Thanks a ton. 14 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,283 Yeah, it's out there. I'm secretly a rap artist. 15 00:00:29,322 --> 00:00:31,699 An artist. Give me the tape. 16 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:32,867 Give me the tape. - No. 17 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,244 - Give me the tape! 18 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:38,289 [hip-hop music] 19 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:39,414 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 20 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,917 ♪♪ 21 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,919 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 22 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,546 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 23 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,341 - So did you, like, used to be in some sort of crew? 24 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:51,261 - Yeah, yeah, it was a crew of all-there was five of us. 25 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:54,264 - ♪ MC Ders in your butt ♪ 26 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:55,932 - Jesus Christ, Jillian. 27 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,267 - Great rapping, Anders. 28 00:00:57,392 --> 00:00:59,143 You're like an Icelandic Raekwon. 29 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:00,603 - Oh. - Ders, what's up? 30 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,168 How come you don't bring out the, uh, 31 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,273 the flavor a little more? 32 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:05,233 I thought it was pretty dope. 33 00:01:05,358 --> 00:01:06,442 - Could we talk about something different? 34 00:01:06,568 --> 00:01:08,278 - Are you guys ready to get SLOPPY 35 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:11,114 at the young professionals wine and cheese thing tomorrow? 36 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,239 - Yes, totally. - Yeah. 37 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,366 - Yeah, you are! 38 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,771 - Are you going to that as well? 39 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,119 - Oh, heck to the yeah. 40 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,371 I'm looking for a true love companion 41 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,248 who I can spend every day of my life with 42 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:22,125 until we die on the exact same day. 43 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,751 Same breath- [inhales, exhales] 44 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:27,005 - [making beatbox sounds, humming] 45 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,590 - Montez, how you doing? 46 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:30,258 - How does it look like I'm doing? 47 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,051 I'm on top of the goddamn world. 48 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,679 - Right! Hey, can I get the creamer? 49 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,640 - I got up at 5:30 in the A.M. this morning. 50 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,017 5:30 in the goddamn A.M. 51 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,643 Y'all wanna know why? - Yeah. 52 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,229 - Uh, because you had sex with your wife. 53 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,814 - Laid out the tarp, 54 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,941 got out that good-ass baby oil, and I was in it, 55 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,444 just bah, bah, got in my power stance, 56 00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:51,446 and I was like kah-kah-kah-kah-kah! 57 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:54,365 'Cause there's only one rule in my bedroom. 58 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:57,035 Fuck all rules. 59 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,995 It's like the wild, wild west up in there, 60 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,955 like Afghanistan, Iraq, 61 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,915 motherfucking Lord of the Rings in there. 62 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:04,459 Y'all don't know about my bedroom. 63 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:06,336 - No, we don't. - [grunts] Ugh! 64 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:07,837 I can feel that shit right now. 65 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,006 - Sweet. 66 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:14,969 - Oh, see, that's the kind of love I'm looking for. 67 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:16,554 - Okay, so we're all in agreement 68 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,840 that Jillian can't come with us to this thing tomorrow. 69 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,475 - What-w-why? Why not? 70 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,644 - Because when you put Jillian in a room with free wine, 71 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,489 things tend to get punched in the face hard. 72 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,022 - Yeah, but she wants to find a man. 73 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,649 I'm not about to stand in the way of love. 74 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:29,108 I'm not Billy Zane, man. 75 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,069 - Blake, I get it. She's your friend. 76 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,696 - Okay, she's your friend too, Roboheart. 77 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,906 God! 78 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:36,532 - Look, all I'm saying is, last time, 79 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:39,327 I got 25 business cards and 12 Linkedln contacts. 80 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,663 I plan on doubling that. 81 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:44,499 But I can't have Jillian stepping on my game. 82 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:46,084 - Wow, Ders. 83 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,086 When you were nerding out on some cards, 84 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,255 I was nerding into some titties! 85 00:02:51,381 --> 00:02:53,549 Remember that business lady from last year? 86 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:54,955 I was all just droppin' in on it, 87 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,010 lust. hey, hey. 88 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:57,345 - No, you weren't. 89 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,230 No, you didn't. You didn't have sex with her. 90 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,431 - No, I didn't have sex with her. 91 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,276 She had to go home because her dog was sick. 92 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,185 We were all worried. 93 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,729 Remember that one-legged wheelchair dude from last year? 94 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,648 - Oh! - He's gonna be there. 95 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:11,484 - Oh, yeah, that dude totally punk'd you. 96 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:13,986 - [whispering] Remember what he did, dude? 97 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:16,030 Remember what he did? 98 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,533 Oh! He cut off a chunk of your hair, dude. 99 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:20,058 - That was a big chunk of your hair. 100 00:03:20,118 --> 00:03:22,495 - Yeah, it was huge. - I know. 101 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,181 - Remember how he just held it out there 102 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,915 while you stood there just crying? 103 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,401 - Ha-ha! Adam! - You were crying... 104 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,252 - Yes, I think we all remember I was crying. 105 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,754 Yes, I was there. - You were crying, dude. 106 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,881 Ooh, inside voices. Come on. 107 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,299 - You guys are right. 108 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:36,634 Jillian can't be there, 109 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,136 because when I just get these hands 110 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,305 around his sweet little wheelchair body, 111 00:03:41,431 --> 00:03:42,640 I'm gonna... 112 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:43,975 bust him! 113 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,601 - Ooph. - I'm sorry. 114 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,229 I just don't want her seeing that side of me. 115 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,523 All right. Here's the plan. 116 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,941 We get Jillian a man 117 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,902 to take her out the same time as the mixer. 118 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,697 Step one: create an internet profile. 119 00:03:57,822 --> 00:03:59,365 - All right, okay. 120 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,909 Interests. What's Jillian into? 121 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:06,289 - Mm... - She's... 122 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,207 - Mm... [inhaling] 123 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,293 - Um... 124 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,462 - She's a girl, so... Gerard Butler. 125 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:13,587 - Yeah. - Yep. 126 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,829 - Yeah, they do. They love him. 127 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:15,965 - Good, good. 128 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,926 And let's put something to attract guys, like... 129 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,637 - Like, "Face down, ass up. 130 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:23,973 That's the way we like to"- 131 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,683 - Uh, "camping" works. 132 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:26,934 - That's the way we like to camp. 133 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,311 - Yeah. 134 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,688 - Now we just need a picture of her from the internet. 135 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,648 Oh, there we go. That one works. 136 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,777 - Is, uh-ahem-is there another photo we could use? 137 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:39,155 - Why? This says, "I'm young, I'm fun, 138 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,657 and I've got a sense of humor," that's for sure. 139 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:44,327 - It also says, "I like to do weird stuff in the bedroom," 140 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,830 which, in this internet era, dudes like that. 141 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,332 - Yeah. 142 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,125 - But it's not illegal for me to call you, 143 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,251 so I can't get arrested. 144 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:53,503 [computer dings] 145 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,004 You know what, I'm gonna call you back tomorrow. 146 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:57,048 - Oh, we got one! - See you. Thank you. 147 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:00,635 - Okay. - Found it. 148 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,722 - Yeah, seems fine, like a fairly non-murdery fellow. 149 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,307 - Normal-looking dude, if you ask me. 150 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,432 - Yeah. - Yeah. 151 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,268 - I give him my blessing. 152 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,812 - Nice. 153 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,565 - Knock, knock. Knock. 154 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:15,858 - Ooh, come in! 155 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,026 [laughter] 156 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,695 - Question: how would you like a date 157 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,697 with a Gerard Butleresque... 158 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:23,032 [whispers] uberhunk? 159 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,868 - Ooh! More like Gerard Butt Cheeks. 160 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,161 [laughter] 161 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,788 - Uh, well, he's our buddy Jake, 162 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:31,374 and he is just a man hunk. 163 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,543 - Ooh! Jake? Do I know him? 164 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,127 - No, I don't think you know him. 165 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:37,293 I don't think you've met him. He's a friend of ours. 166 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,090 - Yeah, he's a real beef castle. 167 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:42,009 - What's- what's his last name? 168 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,469 - Uh... - Heisen... 169 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:44,679 - Rip. - Bauer. 170 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:46,055 - Heisenripbauer? 171 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,307 - Heisenripbauer, yeah. - Heisenripbauer. 172 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,142 - Ooh, Mrs. Jillian Heisenripbauer. 173 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:52,268 - He's a science teacher. - He's a science teacher! 174 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,563 - Yes, he is. - Oh, my gosh. 175 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:54,939 Well, I hope we have chemistry! 176 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,315 [laughter] 177 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,025 - Oh, my goodness. - You will! 178 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,194 - Yeah, anyways, yeah, Jake Heisenripbauer 179 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,864 would love to go to a concert with you tomorrow. 180 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:04,198 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 181 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,992 - Tomorr-oh. But what about the mixer? 182 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:07,827 - Jillian, forget the mixer. 183 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:09,954 You've got a chance to go on a date with... 184 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,205 [whispers] Jake. 185 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,708 - Heisenripbauer. - That name. 186 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:15,835 - I already really like him. 187 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,837 I might be in love. 188 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,297 [hip-hop music] 189 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,136 [hip-hop music] 190 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,513 [mellow piano music] 191 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,348 - Oh! - Adam... 192 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,100 Just pretend your parents are here. 193 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,978 - Ha-ha! That's the beginning of a break dance, bud. 194 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,063 I don't know the rest, but I will learn it. 195 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,188 - YEP- 196 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,025 - [clicks tongue] That, my friend, 197 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:40,610 is totally loose butthole. 198 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,194 - Excuse me? 199 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,447 This entire outfit is completely tight butthole. 200 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,282 - It's definitely butthole something. 201 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,648 - You know what, why don't you guys watch me do what I do 202 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,995 when I do what I do in the bow tie. 203 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,497 PW. - Whoo-hoo-hod.! 204 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:57,960 - Gentlemen, Anders Holmvik. TelAmeriCorp, sales assosh. 205 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,462 Here's my card. Take a couple. 206 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,339 I got a bunch. I got 'em all. 207 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,174 Can I, uh, get some of your cards? 208 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:05,718 I'm a card shark. [laughs] 209 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:09,764 - Jeff, this guy wants our cards. 210 00:07:11,349 --> 00:07:12,850 - Or, uh, we could do Linkedln. 211 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,143 Digital age. We could do that. 212 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,436 Linkedln. 213 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:16,979 - Do I know this guy, Jeff? 214 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,981 Wait a minute. 215 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,359 This guy gave me his card last year. 216 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,027 - Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 217 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,154 - You called me, like, 25 times. 218 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:28,324 - No, I called you way more than that. 219 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,076 - Whoa-ho-ho! 220 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:33,037 Just the boo I was looking for. 221 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:34,580 Get in here. - Where you going? 222 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,165 - Just a little hug-aroo for ya. 223 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,209 - I'm sorry... Do I know you? 224 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,670 [laughing] Ehh! 225 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:42,838 No, we know each other. Last year... 226 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:45,883 in the stairwell, we... 227 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,343 Underneath the shirt, 228 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,428 over the bra maneuv from the back side. 229 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,222 I like. I'll say that. 230 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:52,587 - I was drunker than I thought. 231 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,808 - Yeah, most def. So... 232 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,018 What has been popping off in your world? 233 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,020 I'm super interested. 234 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,064 - Look, I don't want to be rude, okay, 235 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:03,109 but last year was a gigantic mistake. 236 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:04,610 - Oh, yeah, most def. For sure. 237 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,529 - You're, like, a five. - Yeah. 238 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,739 - And I'm looking for more of like a nine or a ten, you know? 239 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,992 - Oh, yeah, nine, ten, for sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 240 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:12,718 - Yeah, most def. - Tall, rich, handsome. 241 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:15,204 Can quote funny movies. - Funny movies? 242 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,707 [as Austin Powers] Yeah, baby, yeah! 243 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,083 - ORGY- 244 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,085 - [lisping] It's ni-ice! 245 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,088 It's ni-ice! 246 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:27,216 - Worse things have happened. 247 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,384 " Oh! 248 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,885 - This guy... 249 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,053 [all muttering] 250 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,264 - There he is. Wheelchair guy. 251 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:35,057 Just... cutting in line. 252 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,059 - Go get him, dude. 253 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,645 - [whispers] Yeah. - Get him! 254 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,481 - HEY- 255 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,817 Hey, you. 256 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,653 - [chuckles] Look who it is. 257 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,821 - You are- 258 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,698 - [laughs] Check it out, guys. 259 00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:53,659 Paula Poundstone here is wearing shoulder pads! 260 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,910 [laughter] 261 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,495 - [laughs] 262 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,414 - You again. What do you want? 263 00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,832 Hmm? 264 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,459 - Ow. - Ha-ha-ha! 265 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,919 Whoo! Ooh! 266 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,296 [laughter] 267 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,757 - Still as rude as ever. - This is stupid. 268 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:10,760 I got to get in there. She said I'm a five. 269 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,595 Which is pretty good. 270 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,000 [cell phone rings] - Out of what? 271 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,431 - Five, I think. I'm not sure. 272 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,932 - Hey, Jillian. 273 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,101 What? No, I can't hear- 274 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,187 Okay. Okay. 275 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,189 Okay, yeah, we'll come get you. 276 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:24,774 I'm sorry. We got to go. 277 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,734 Jillian's date's, like, a total psycho. 278 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,194 - No, we're not going anywhere. 279 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,029 I haven't even gotten a card yet. 280 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,614 - Ders, she was crying. 281 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,574 - The sexy kind, though? 282 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,160 - No. Like real tears. Like Native American tears. 283 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,871 - Blake, I'm not gonna leave right now, 284 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:42,166 'Cause this girl... ♪ Was hot for my flavor ♪ 285 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,667 Plus, it's not our fault 286 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,961 that Jillian got stuck at the stupid party... 287 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:48,007 Except that I just realized that it is our fault. 288 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,840 - 100%. - God damn it. 289 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,094 She's at a concert. How bad can a concert be? 290 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:56,097 [hard rock music playing] 291 00:09:56,222 --> 00:10:03,229 ♪♪ 292 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,397 - Who the fuck are these people? 293 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,274 - Uh... they're Juggalos. 294 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,735 You know, fans of the Insane Clown Posse. 295 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,530 Gentlemen, welcome to the Dark Carnival of Souls. 296 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,135 All right, guys, I know there's a lot of really fun stuff here, 297 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,576 but let's try not to get sidetracked. 298 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,829 - Sidetracked? This entire place should be firebombed. 299 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:21,330 - They all look like Satan. 300 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,665 Aah! Oh! 301 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,041 Hey, there you... are. 302 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,709 - All right, let's split up 303 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:28,212 and meet back here in half an hour, let's say? 304 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,841 Whoa! They've got a hatchet throwing contest. 305 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,592 Let's make it three hours, huh? 306 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,553 - Okay, Blake, I know the smell of weird 307 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,054 gets your balls all tingly, 308 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,682 but put on the blinders and just find Jillian. 309 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,684 - You're right. I'm on the case. 310 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,603 The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine, 311 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,772 by Blake Chesterfield Henderson. 312 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,357 - Okay, I call this way. - I got that way. 313 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,025 - Oh, Ders got to go that way. 314 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:51,610 - I'm gonna go this way. 315 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,056 - No, I called- I called that way. 316 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,530 - I think that guy's following me. 317 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,699 - Fine. I'll go this way. 318 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,118 - ♪ If magic is all we've ever known ♪ 319 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,871 ♪ Then it's easy to miss what really goes on ♪ 320 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,206 ♪ But I've seen miracles in every way ♪ 321 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,334 ♪ And I see miracles every day ♪ 322 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,128 ♪ Oceans spanding beyond my sight ♪ 323 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,547 ♪ And a million stars way above 'em at night ♪ 324 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,383 ♪ We don't have to be high to look in the sky ♪ 325 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,635 ♪ And know that's a miracle open wide ♪ 326 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,305 - ♪ Do you notice and recognize miracles? ♪ 327 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,891 - ♪ It's all around you, you don't even know it ♪ 328 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,727 - ♪ Are you a believer in miracles? ♪ 329 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,395 ♪♪ 330 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,981 ♪ Do you notice and recognize miracles? ♪ 331 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,234 ♪ So many miracles, the magic miracles ♪ 332 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,529 ♪♪ 333 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,654 - Oh, excuse me. 334 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,032 Oh, you dropped something, buddy. 335 00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:39,283 Nope, that is poop. 336 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,729 Human poop fell out of your pants. 337 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,785 That fell out. 338 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,287 - Hey, sheep. 339 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,747 You stray too far from the herd, 340 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,248 and the wolves will get you. 341 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,417 - Okeydokey. That's good advice. 342 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,793 Cool costume. - Hey. 343 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,295 You're the one wearing the costume- 344 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,005 society's costume. 345 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,340 - Oh, man. 346 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,258 - Society's costume. 347 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,063 - This is fun. I'm gonna get going, though. 348 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,853 - Why'? What are you so afraid of, sheep boy? 349 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,765 - I'm not afraid of anything, except for maybe carbs, 350 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,600 'cause I'm in a cutting phase right now. 351 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,935 Those are nunchucks. Whoa! 352 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,436 That one got close. All righty. 353 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,604 - Poor little sheepy 354 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,439 walking around in your sheep clothing 355 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,107 just thinking your sheep thoughts. 356 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,442 - Uh-huh. - Do you want to continue 357 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:17,696 to just be a faceless drone in a bullshit society... 358 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:21,700 Or do you want to play with my boobs? 359 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,265 - I'll put that hatchet in your head- 360 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,787 - Hey, guys, maybe you could help me out. 361 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,592 I'm kind of lost. I'm looking for somebody. 362 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,423 If you have a map with a legend or anything... 363 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:29,833 Okay, thank you. 364 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,336 Jeez, it's hot. It's like Hades. 365 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,630 Hey, um, I see you got some cold beverages here. 366 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,799 You mind if I buy one off of you guys? 367 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,969 Honestly, I could go for a vitaminwater or a juice. 368 00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:42,304 Hell, at this point, I'd take a Dasani. 369 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,139 Okay, if you can hear me, 370 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:47,309 I'm gonna put $5 right here on your gross, inflatable cooler. 371 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,813 And, uh... a Faygo. What is a Faygo? 372 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,231 You've got Redpop, Moon Mist. 373 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,836 Do you have anything that's not Faygo, 374 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,693 besides Red Rock- - Whoa! Whoa! 375 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,736 You all right there, camper? You look lost. 376 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,197 - Oh, do I? Thank you, Detective Zoobilee Zoo. 377 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,824 Unless you have some Schweppes 378 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,660 or something like a Nantucket Nectar, get lost. 379 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,578 - Okay, easy, man. I'm just trying to help. 380 00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,080 If you like Fresca- 381 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,084 - Oh, my God. Is this Fresca? 382 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,585 Oh, Fresca. 383 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,505 - Well, actually, that's Faygo Moon Mist. 384 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,257 - Really'? 385 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,342 - Booyah, bitch! 386 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,678 - Awesome, dude. Can I give it a try? 387 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,388 - Go for it, ninja. Crack that dome. 388 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,098 Yeah. - Okay, you're askin' for it. 389 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,850 I'm gonna just split you open. 390 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,852 - Sweet spot. - This one's for Dad. 391 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,437 - Bah! [whooping] 392 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,355 - Whoa. 393 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,566 Is that Jillian? 394 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,734 [hip-hop music] 395 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,527 - ♪ He's insane ♪ 396 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,407 [hip-hop music] 397 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,409 - Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror, 398 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,494 and I'm like... 399 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,163 who are you, Adam? 400 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,539 - I bet you lift weights 401 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,064 to try to look like those juiceheads 402 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,542 in the magazines. 403 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,878 - Guilty as charged! 404 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,005 I'm just a lat guy, you know? 405 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,799 I've got these amazing lats, and... 406 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,218 I'm just living in an ab guy's world. 407 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,012 - It doesn't matter. 408 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,765 Because now you are... 409 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,060 Sugar Bear. 410 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,396 - Sugar Bear. That is... 411 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,898 Nice. I like that. 412 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,902 But what if we chose a different name like... 413 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,237 Dangerous... 414 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,698 you know, Wolf, or something, 415 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,158 something that has an edge to it. 416 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,409 No? - No. 417 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,744 - All right. Yeah, Sugar Bear. 418 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,230 That's a good one. I like that too. 419 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,747 - Five, four, three, two... 420 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,956 - You want another? 421 00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,833 Please, it's the least I can do. 422 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,003 Ro, can you grab another Faygo for Anders? 423 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,588 - Oh, sure, hon. - Thanks. 424 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,715 It's just so hot out here. It's so good. 425 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,842 - It's a good beverage. 426 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,260 Thanks, sweetie. 427 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,054 Let me know if you want me to take Becca. 428 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,180 - Okay. - Hi, pumpkin. 429 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,432 Daddy loves you. Bye! 430 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,101 - [giggling] 431 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,103 - Oh, you got a great family. - Oh, thanks. 432 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,064 - I got to ask, what- what brings a guy like you 433 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,774 to a place like this? 434 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,026 - Ah! Direct. I like that. 435 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,112 Uh, I tell you, it started two years ago 436 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,447 when I came to my first Juggalo concert 437 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,949 to sell hatchets. 438 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,075 - Wait. You're in sales? 439 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,577 I'm in sales too! TelAmeriCorp. 440 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,912 - T.A.C.? - Yeah. 441 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,706 - Get out! I did business with them a few years ago. 442 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,625 Hey, Ro, Anders here works for TelAmeriCorp! 443 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,752 - Oh, my God. Really'? 444 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,838 - That is a piss. You know what? 445 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,131 I like the cut of your jib. 446 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,632 Let me give you my business card. 447 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,759 Maybe we can toss each other a little business. 448 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,594 - Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. 449 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,472 Do you, uh- do you want my card? 450 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,141 - Sure. I'd love it. - All right. 451 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,309 We'll just exchange cards. - Yeah. 452 00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,562 - So the makeup, that's- 453 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,814 that's part of the sales thing, right? 454 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,274 - No, it's gonna sound crazy, 455 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,817 but we actually have fun here. 456 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,652 Get this, last weekend in Fresno, 457 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,780 they even got me on stage to do a rapping battle. 458 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,616 - You rapped? 459 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,244 - Well, I'm no ODB, but... 460 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,912 They don't judge you here. 461 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:58,459 You want to give it a shot, just let me know. 462 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,003 - ♪ But those who know me know I'm dealing the realness ♪ 463 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,755 ♪ And they can feel this like a dope set of real tits ♪ 464 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,201 ♪ And when I'm hittin' skins I rock and I leave with this ♪ 465 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,178 ♪ So deep it's a spinal tap like Michael McKean is ♪ 466 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,930 [loud cheering] 467 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,348 Yeah, boy! 468 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:14,933 - Will the friends of Karl Hevacheck 469 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,268 report to the first aid tent? 470 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,937 - Jillian? Jillian. Hey. 471 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,273 - Blake! What are you doing here? 472 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,485 - Uh, I'm here to save you. You called us. 473 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,862 - Oh, did I not call you back? Everything's fine. 474 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,281 You should stay at the mixer. 475 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,075 - Wow, you are super drunk, aren't you, Jillian? 476 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,785 - Whoop-whoop whoop-whoop-whoop! 477 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,204 That's the Juggalo's call. 478 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,122 - All right, come on. I'm gonna get you out of here. 479 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,568 Let's go get some wine and cheese. 480 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,042 - Whoa! Who's this fake-ass Juggaho? 481 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,585 - Dr. Neden, you know Blake. 482 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,921 Hey, Blake, "neden" is Juggalo for "pussy." 483 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,757 So I'm definitely getting that dong near this thong. 484 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,258 - Oh, wow. Okay, great. 485 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,928 Um, no, but actually, I don't know who this guy is. 486 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,429 I'll explain that to you later. 487 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,097 - She's not goin' anywhere with you. 488 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,724 And if you touch her, 489 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,729 I'll knock your dick-tickler off your face, son. 490 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,687 - Wha- - He means your mustache. 491 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,064 - Oh, you're saying I tickle- 492 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,732 No. Uh-uh. 493 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,777 Everywhere I turn, it's bullies. Big, fat bullies. 494 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,112 - Whatever, Paula Poundstone. 495 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,948 - [laughing] Paula Poundstone. 496 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,116 No! You're goin' down! 497 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,242 Oh, boy! - Blake! 498 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,284 [thud] 499 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288 - Aah! Oh... fuck! 500 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,665 [hip-hop music] 501 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,129 [hip-hop music] 502 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,049 - I think he's dead. - Wakey bakey. 503 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,301 - Aah! Monsters! - Hey, hey, hey! 504 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,636 It's us. You're safe now. 505 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,054 - Ders, Adam? 506 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,598 Why is Jillian hanging out with that bully still? 507 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,393 - She's fine. We're all fine. 508 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,728 Especially her. 509 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,605 Let me see them titties, girl. 510 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,023 - Blake, it turns out, 511 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,733 we found everything we were looking for 512 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,735 right here at the Dark Carnival of Souls. 513 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,904 - That's great, and forgive me for not celebrating, 514 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,906 but I've just had a really horrible day, 515 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,617 and I'd like to go home, drink a box of wine, 516 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,119 maybe take a warm bath, 517 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,122 and gently masturbate myself to sleep, okay? 518 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,873 Aah! My back! - Hey! No, come on. 519 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,625 Up you go, up you go. In the chair. 520 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,461 - Well, you're not going home to masturbate just yet. 521 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,754 - I didn't say I was gonna masturbate. 522 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,381 - We're gonna go back to the mixer, buddy. 523 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,383 Show those Juggahos how we do. 524 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,468 - Blake, what's the tightest thing in the world? 525 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:14,594 - Buttholes. 526 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,804 - Yes. Ideally, a butthole. 527 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,097 Yeah. A butthole. 528 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,391 But I was talking about the bonds of a family. 529 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,561 A psychopathic family. 530 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:26,106 So what do you say? 531 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,608 - ♪ Homies, homies ♪ 532 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,776 ♪ Talkin' about road dogs of mine ♪ 533 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,278 ♪ Juggalo homies ♪ 534 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,904 ♪ Homies, homies ♪ 535 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,948 ♪ We throwin' up clown love signs ♪ 536 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,617 ♪ Real life Juggalo ♪ 537 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,076 ♪ Homies, homies ♪ 538 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,494 ♪ Talk about those ♪ 539 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,331 - Oh, hello. Look what we have here. 540 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,791 - Whoa! What the hell? 541 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,253 - Mmm, jealousy does not look good on you. 542 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,921 - Who are you? 543 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,673 - Does this maneuv ring any bells? 544 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,508 Ohh. Stairwell? 545 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,928 Oh, wait, there's no bra here, and I like that much better. 546 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,264 - This is so weird. 547 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,767 - My tits are telling me to sleep with you. 548 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,769 - Mmm, I like what your tits have to say. 549 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,145 - So do I. 550 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,314 - Oh, God. 551 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,693 - Done deals. - Guess what, chumps. 552 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,320 I don't even need your card anymore, 553 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,156 because I've got the king of cards. 554 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158 - Hey, Jeff, look who's back. 555 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,660 - Davis King, 556 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:23,622 number one hatchet salesman in the southwest region. 557 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,374 Bah! 558 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,209 Score for the Ders! 559 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,960 - Jeff, what's a Der? 560 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,214 - Fuck you, dude. - Nice makeup. 561 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,841 - The Der- I get called the Ders. 562 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,180 - HEY- 563 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,683 - What's this? Making fun of me? 564 00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,352 - Quite the quan-trary. 565 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,479 I'm here for something totally different. 566 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,649 - Good. - And that's to say I'm sorry. 567 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,193 Yeah, that's right. 568 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,159 You see, I've learned a lot about family today. 569 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,990 And much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight. 570 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,452 - 'Scuse me? - Look, man... 571 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,039 We're all family, okay? And I... 572 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,041 I know what it's like to be trapped in a chair. 573 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,086 I've been in this seat prison for, like, 25 minutes now. 574 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,921 It's rough. But you know what? 575 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,091 Even though you have been a jerk to me... 576 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,260 I still love ya. 577 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,429 - Thanks, man. 578 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:24,391 Got a lot of... anger I need to work through. 579 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,601 Tend to push people away. 580 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,855 - Hey, less pushing, more hugging-what do you say? 581 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,065 Get in here. - All right. 582 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,901 [grunting laughing] 583 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,111 - Dr. Neden, no! 584 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,113 - You mess with my family, you mess with me! 585 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,948 - No, Jake Heisenripbauer! 586 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:44,077 - That's right, ninja. Time to suck this nunchuck! 587 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,248 - So let's not hang out with Juggalos anymore. 588 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,773 - They are who we thought they were. 589 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,210 - Walking, talking diarrhea people. 590 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,921 - Big Money Hustla's coming to Thanksgiving. 591 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,382 Those are her boobs. Oh, my God! 592 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,384 [fighting, shouting] 593 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,428 - Nice! 594 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,555 [dog snorting, party horn blows]