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[alarm beeping]

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- Ow!
Aah!

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- Morning, champ.

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[laughs]

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- Funny how things...

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work out.

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- ♪ I need a fix ♪

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♪ I need to fix my ignition ♪

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- "Flour" power, dude.

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- Anders,
why are you messing around?

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We're gonna be late for work.

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- What is going on?
Why are you guys doing this?

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- Why do I love my mom so much?

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- Why do kids start
at different reading levels?

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- Why are girls pretty'?

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- Why do I get sleepy
after I touch myself?

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- No more pranks, okay?

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We're not in college anymore.

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We're grown-ups,
so act like it!

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Just-just act like grown-ups,
please, okay?

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Thank you.

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Ow!
Oh!

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Oh, this is not even funny!

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- Oh, what, are you gonna break
on through to the other side?

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Jim Morrison, the Doors.

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'Cause of the...
it's a door frame.

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And the-
'Cause if y-

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[hip-hop music]

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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪

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♪♪

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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪

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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

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- Hey, buddy.

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Hey, can you get
your dad's credit card out?

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Yeah, there you go.
Chief.

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What does it start with, a four?

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- Guys.
- Jesus.

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- Okay, can I call you back?
They hung up.

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Thanks, Jillian.
Every time.

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- I'm really sorry, you guys.

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I just-l haven't
really been the same

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since Michael Jackson
died in that knife fight.

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- Mm, that's what big media
wants you to think.

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He's on a beach with Brad Renfro
and Keith Ledger drinking beers.

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- This guy.

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- Look it up.

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- Oh, in other news,
I overheard Alice say

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that she's gonna create
a senior sales position.

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It's a pay raise,
it's health insurance,

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and a key
to the executive bathroom.

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Basically a pay bump

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and a comfy dump.

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- Wow. Gross.
Why are you telling us this?

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- 'Cause I think one of you guys
could totally get it.

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- Really'?

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- Yeah, you guys have been here

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for, like, forever,
and you're not Waymond.

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Can I help you?

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- A pay raise.

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Sounds like someone's finally
gonna get that 401(k) started.

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- Ooh.
- What's a 401(k)?

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- I'm glad you asked.

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Basically, it's
a retirement plan so you can...

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- Oh, no.
Never mind.

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I totally thought
it was a laser.

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- Okay, can I talk now?

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Because with my pay raise,

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I'd get a flying squirrel suit
to go base jumping with,

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and that health insurance?

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Ooh, boy!

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- I wouldn't mind
taking a growler

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in that executive bathroom,

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but, uh,
not the promotion thing.

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You know, mo' money,
mo' problems.

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- Why don't we all just
be honest with each other?

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We all want the promotion.

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- No, I really don't.
- I do.

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- But only one of us can get it,

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so let's make
a supportive thing happen here.

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- Sure, I can-
we can do that,

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'cause we are
kings of friendship.

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- Exactly.
- I believe.

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Friendship titans.

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- Yeah, I think the only
promotion I'm interested in

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is promoting you guys

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to generals
in my friendship army.

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- Yes, sir.
Well said.

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'Cause in no way is that, Alice,

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gonna affect this.

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'Cause this right here, bros,

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is why I love coming to work,
hanging out with my partners,

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my chiefs,
best friends for life.

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You'd have to be a real scumbag
to mess that up.

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The thing everyone hates
about Anders

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is his disrespect for women,
you know?

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He treats chicks
like second-grade citizens.

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And they're not.

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Natalie Portman went to Harvard,

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and she's smart as shit.

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She's super smart.

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- How did you get in here?

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- If I were Anders,
I'd punch you in the face

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for asking something like that.

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But I'm not.

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Thank God I'm Adam,
and I love women,

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all women, all shapes and sizes.

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I just love 'em.

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Love 'em.

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Blake asked me the other day
how to spell "if."

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Gonna trust
that level of smartness

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with a multi-thousand-dollar
corp?

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- Adam, I think we're done.

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- Oh, and, Alice, it's...

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<i>I-F...</i>

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I-F you didn't know.

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- I hate my life.

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- Hey, Alice,
do you have a second?

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- For you?
No.

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- Okay, I'll be really quick.

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I put together a binder
of new sales techniques

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that I've been using
on my calls,

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and they've turned out
to be super fruitful.

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- You know I don't like people
going off my script.

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- Alice, Mr. Benson's
on the line.

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- I just think
we could do better.

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Please take a look at my binder.

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- [sighs]

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All right, I'm pretty sure
these numbers

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are wildly inaccurate.

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But put together a PowerPoint,
and I'll look at it or whatever.

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- Okay.
I'll work on it over lunch.

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You're not
gonna be disappointed.

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Did you want this, uh,
open or closed?

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- Hi, Mr. Benson.
- Did you want this open, or-

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Oh, halfway.

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- Uh, yeah,
did you get those numbers?

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Right.
They look good, huh?

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" Oh!

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- Yeah, but imagine it
way, way hairier.

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- Oh, man.
That-that's a problem.

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- Right?
- I got to see that in person.

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- Oh, well, well, well.

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Look what we got here.

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Blake schmoozing with the help.

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Think your way to the top's
through the bottom, buddy?

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I vote wrong.

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- Adam, I don't want
that stupid promotion.

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I already told you.

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- Yeah, okay, Blake, and your
hair doesn't look like a wig.

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Guess what. It does.
Everyone thinks so.

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We're all talking about it.
- I don't think so.

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- Let's just consider me
having this promotion locked up.

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I just talked with Alice.
It's pretty official.

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- Tales from
an alternate universe

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as told by Adam DeMamp.

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- I don't know
what that means, Jillian.

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- It means Anders pretty much
has this sewn up.

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Did you see that binder
that he showed Alice?

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Oh, my gosh, it had graphs.
In color.

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- Wow, color, graphs.

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I did that when
I was in 11th grade, I think.

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- Well, it impressed Alice,

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'cause she wants to see
a PowerPoint right after lunch.

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So good for him, right?
- Yeah.

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- Man, I love him.

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ And nobody can- ♪

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♪ Nobody-
But I can- ♪

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- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

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- ♪ Nobody c-♪
I'll get this.

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- Okay.
- ♪ But I... can... ♪

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I'm gonna look up those lyrics.

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- Yep, you got it.
- All right.

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- That was good.
- Bye, Blake.

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- Bye, Jillian.
- See you, Adam.

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- Bye.

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So Ders is doing
actual work, huh?

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That is cheating, dude, right?

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We cannot let him
get this promotion.

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- Um, nope, you're not roping me
into this one, bud.

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- Blake, you are roped.

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You are fully roped, young calf.

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Could you imagine
Ders being your boss?

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- Actually,
I didn't think of that.

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- You know, I'm gonna be
a much cooler boss than him.

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Executive bathroom?

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More like Blake's personal
masturbating chamber.

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- Oh, I'd like that.

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- Yeah, me too!
And so it is written.

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Let us form an alliance.

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- Like, uh, Woody
and Buzz Lightyear, right?

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- Yeah, okay.
To infinity...

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- And beyond.

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- Ah, ha.
That was easy.

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- Yeah, well, I'm a pushover.

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[hip-hop music]

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[hip-hop music]

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-

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We're about to go out
and get that new

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triple bacon, double mushroom,
Swiss melt burger.

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- Oh, great, yeah, that-
that sounds good.

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I can't go.

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I got this
lunchtime spinning class

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that I'm gonna go to instead.

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You know, bust some cardio.

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- Oh, for sure.
Got to stay tight.

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Know what I mean?
- Yeah.

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- We get that.
- Right.

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- Know all about staying tight.
- Right. Got to.

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- Look a little loose
in the cage, brother.

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- No, I'm not.
You are.

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- Hey, we'll let you know
how the triple bacon,

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double mushroom,
Swiss melt burger goes.

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- Great.
- All right.

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It's time
to handle the scandal, Blake.

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- Yes, and by scandal you mean

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triple bacon, double mushroom,
Swiss melt burger.

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- No, right now,
we have to ruin Ders

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and all that he stands for.

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- And then get the triple bacon,
double mushroom,

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Swiss melt burger.

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- You don't even
like mushrooms, Blake.

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- I know.
I get it without mushrooms.

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- Greetings and welcome.

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When I was nine years old,
I took a fishing trip,

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and I was stopped
by a Native American man,

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and he said, 'Who"-

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- What the fuck
are you talking about?

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I know that this is
a really big deal for you,

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but it's such
a minor part of my day,

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so can we please just hurry up?

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P.S., good luck.
I'm rooting for you, stretch.

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- Thank you.
Enjoy.

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[computer beeps]

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- Oh, Alice, I wanna fuck you.

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I'm Anders.

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- Uh...
[chuckles]

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This isn't it.

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- Are those-
Are those your nipples, Anders?

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- You know what? No!
No, no, no.

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No, no, no, they're not.

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- Is this a joke?

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- Just...
this isn't-I'm sorry.

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It's a malfunction.

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Shh! Shh!
- It seems like grade-A stuff.

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- Come back, uh, in 12 minutes.

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- Look, Anders,
no, just end-

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Anders, look,
I have a sense of humor, okay?

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I really do, okay?

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I'm funnier than everyone else
in this office.

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- It's true.

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- But I laugh when
it's appropriate, okay?

253
00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:45,484
Nights, weekends.
I'll laugh all Sunday long.

254
00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,778
I've seen Adult Swim.
I get alternative comedy.

255
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,613
- Let me just-
- No, we're done.

256
00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:52,241
We're done.

257
00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,993
<i>- HEY-</i>

258
00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:57,830
With radical change
comes indignation, okay?

259
00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,915
Not everyone's gonna get it.

260
00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,043
Guess who does get it.

261
00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:03,753
You want to take a guess?

262
00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,421
- [sighs] Do you get it?

263
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,546
- Yeah, I get it.

264
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,882
I'm gonna go talk to her.

265
00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:09,550
- No.
- I'm gonna make this happen.

266
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,635
- Jillian, don't.
- I'm gonna do it.

267
00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:14,638
- Oh, ho, ho!

268
00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:16,325
Looks like you're gonna
have a hard time

269
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,059
getting that promotion now,
dude.

270
00:09:18,184 --> 00:09:20,385
Maybe your weird nipples
can put in a good word for you.

271
00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:21,479
- Yeah, remember?

272
00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,938
Because your nipples
were talking.

273
00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,315
- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

274
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,734
Oh, man, we handled you
something fierce.

275
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:27,943
How's that make you feel?

276
00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:29,229
- Yeah, honestly, that hurts.

277
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,447
It hurts pretty bad.

278
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,865
- I mean, so break something.

279
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,366
Go crazy.
Come on, it's cool.

280
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,160
- You know, at the house,
I get it.

281
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,411
It's fair.

282
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,016
But when you bring it
into the office,

283
00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:40,247
you're crossing a line, okay?

284
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,832
You're messing with my job.

285
00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,752
But if you guys want
to step on me to get ahead,

286
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,713
that's fine, but why would I
want to be your friend?

287
00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,318
- Anders, it was just
an awesome prank

288
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,299
that was super well crafted.

289
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,424
Thank you.

290
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,676
- No, man.

291
00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:54,970
I don't want anything
to do with you guys anymore.

292
00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:56,806
All right,
I'm putting my two weeks in,

293
00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:57,931
and I'm moving out.

294
00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:01,018
- What?

295
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:04,688
- I won't continue
to live in fear.

296
00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:09,026
- Okay.
- Wow.

297
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,611
Ders.

298
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,779
Come on, dude.

299
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:12,904
You can't just move out.

300
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,698
Not without talking about it.

301
00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,464
Look, all right,
we took it too far today,

302
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,868
but we're really, really sorry.

303
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,662
Right, Adam?

304
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,205
Adam?

305
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,582
- Yeah.
I'm so sorry, Anders.

306
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,585
God, I'm sorry.
For what we've done.

307
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,170
Are you serious?

308
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,841
Said we're sorry, dude.
What more do you want?

309
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,801
Is he really moving out
right now?

310
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:37,596
- Yes, this stupid promotion's
gonna cost us our best friend.

311
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,306
- And rent split two ways

312
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,058
is, like, three times
more expensive.

313
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,601
- Yeah.

314
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,020
- I think I'm actually
gonna miss him, you know?

315
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:47,523
- We got to get Ders
that promotion.

316
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,609
- Or we can just
give me the promotion

317
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:54,363
because I'm the best,
and Ders sucks, right?

318
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,574
- No.
We'll blow our interviews.

319
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,950
That way Alice will know

320
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,355
Ders is the only man
for the job.

321
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,287
- Yes, I like that plan
better than mine.

322
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,621
- All right, Buzz,
what do you say?

323
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,746
To infinity...

324
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,789
- I'm Woody.

325
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,000
- Wait.
- What?

326
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,405
- No.
No, you're definitely Buzz.

327
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,919
- No, I'm Woody.
- No, you're Buzz.

328
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,713
- Buzz is the astronaut?
- Tim Allen.

329
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,424
- Okay, yeah, I'll be him.
He's cool. Beyond.

330
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,718
- Actually,
uh, I'm not really cool

331
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,387
with the amount
of responsibility I have now.

332
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,390
So if you wanted
to promote me down a peg,

333
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,892
I'd be cool for that.

334
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,560
- This isn't my style, you know?

335
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,395
Anders would love
something like this...

336
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,106
something this small,
of this magnitude.

337
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,193
- I'm not sure I would be
the number one pick

338
00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:34,570
to be...
to be a boss around here,

339
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,239
because I think you
would find me snacking a lot.

340
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,365
- Did you see the charts?

341
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,742
- Have you seen him in a suit?

342
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,243
- He's gonna
keep his hair forever.

343
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,912
I was mowing the yard
without tennis shoes.

344
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:45,873
And Ders came out
with my tennis shoes.

345
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:46,999
- [imitates flatulence]

346
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,375
- He put them on my feet for me

347
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,544
because I was having
sciatica pain.

348
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,754
- This is awesome.

349
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,000
Oh, oh, he's biting my dick!

350
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,047
[laughs]

351
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,299
- Choose Anders.
Okay.

352
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,720
<i>- HEY-</i>

353
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,305
- Yo.

354
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,098
- Hi.

355
00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:06,644
- So I, uh, got the promotion.

356
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,562
- Yes!
- That's great.

357
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,314
- I am so proud of you.

358
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,983
- Congratulations.
- Great.

359
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,748
Alice told me you guys
put in a good word,

360
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,777
so I appreciate it.

361
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,613
- Nah, it was all you, buddy.

362
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,116
- Yeah, we did help out a lot,
but it was you.

363
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,452
- So?
Are you still moving out,

364
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,454
or are we all good?

365
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,290
- [laughs]

366
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,001
This is just...
I want to savor this.

367
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,003
Um, 'cause this is adorable.

368
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,588
- Yeah.

369
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,713
What's adorable?

370
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,133
- Your tender innocence.

371
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,302
His sweet naïveté.

372
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,679
- What?

373
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,807
- I was never gonna move out,
you damn fools.

374
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,141
[laughs]

375
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,978
It's called the long con, okay?

376
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,187
You know, it's weird.

377
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,592
For a second, I thought you guys

378
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,367
were gonna be smart fish,
go under the boat,

379
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,025
but, no, you bit hard.

380
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,443
Hook, line, and sinker.

381
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,129
- How long have you
been conning us for?

382
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,072
- Since, like,
yesterday at 3:00.

383
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,532
- That's not long.
- Not long.

384
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,697
- Well, it's longer than
any con you've ever pulled.

385
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:04,952
- Uh, I've got a con
from last year

386
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,662
you don't even know about.

387
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,289
- Ders, you were crying.

388
00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:09,790
- Part of the con.

389
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,000
- Those were real tears.

390
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,543
- Were they?
- Yeah, they were.

391
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,509
- It's like when you watch
Tupac videos online,

392
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,339
and you're like, 'We need
to start making some changes.

393
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,133
Change the way we eat."

394
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,676
- Okay, for the record, we do.

395
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,512
And things are gonna start
changing around here

396
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,973
starting tomorrow.

397
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,939
- Did he just-
- Yeah, he just Tupac walked us.

398
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,774
[hip-hop music]

399
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,321
[hip-hop music]

400
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,533
- 20 minutes late.

401
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,410
That doesn't make me
look good at all.

402
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,578
- Well, you took the car,

403
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,103
so we had to share
my roller blades.

404
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,789
- Bosses ride alone.

405
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,082
- Nice suit, by the way.

406
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,209
What, did you get drafted
by the Denver Nuggets?

407
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,962
- You look like you're ready
to sell me a Honda Soul.

408
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,527
- I'm the senior
sales associate now.

409
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,132
Do you know what that means?

410
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,177
That means I have jurisdiction
over the have-nots,

411
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,220
the great unwashed, you guys.

412
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:07,639
I'm your boss.
You have to follow my rules.

413
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,645
- Did you wet your hair down
to come talk to us?

414
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,284
- I didn't wet-
- No, you did. Obviously.

415
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,520
You obviously did.

416
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,731
- Why don't we go
to my office, okay?

417
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,733
You guys can see
my ergonomic keyboard,

418
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,485
my wireless mouse,

419
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,111
and I'm gonna think
of all sorts of things

420
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,529
for you guys to do today.

421
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:26,075
Are my worker bees
ready to buzz the hive?

422
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,600
Yeah, back and forth.
Short strokes.

423
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,901
Make sure you feel the bristles

424
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,037
massaging the carpet.

425
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,362
That's how you're gonna clean.

426
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,372
Is that a personal call?

427
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,665
Please hang it up.

428
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,376
I've been promoted!

429
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,960
See the suit?

430
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,086
You getting in there?

431
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,213
- Yeah.

432
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,256
- Come on.
I want to hear it.

433
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,592
Hey, Cynthia.
Is that a personal call?

434
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,135
Please hang it up.

435
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,430
Sit your ass down right now.

436
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,599
Hang if UP-
Hang if UP-

437
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,724
Great.
Thanks.

438
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,767
Any sales today'?

439
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,312
I let Cynthia go today.

440
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,315
That was rough.

441
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,116
Oh, guys.

442
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,159
Still working hard.

443
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,161
That shows a lot of fortitude.

444
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,122
That's gonna go
a long way with me.

445
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,247
Really happy to see this.

446
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,499
Oh, hey, Alice.

447
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,626
You see these guys
just slaving away?

448
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,002
Really being team players.

449
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,046
- Wow, yeah.
Nobody cares.

450
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,881
Look, um, the Cutco reps

451
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,466
are gonna be here
at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow,

452
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,093
so I need
the conference room prepped.

453
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,344
- Right.
Okay.

454
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,055
- And lay off the styling gel,
Bradley Cooper.

455
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,308
- Wow. Bradley Cooper.
Bank you.

456
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,434
You hear that?

457
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,687
Um, look, to celebrate today

458
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,064
and the long
and fruitful relationship

459
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,524
we're going to have,

460
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,152
I clocked a rezzie at
a chic little bistro uptown,

461
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,404
so tuck your shirts in.

462
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,615
It's a hip crowd.

463
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,825
[baby cries]

464
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,285
- How about that meatloaf,
Blake?

465
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,211
- Pretty good after
you slather it in ketchup.

466
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,580
- Yeah?
Well, Chowhound said

467
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,145
it's decadent
and moist enough, so...

468
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,624
- They nailed that, man.

469
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,793
- Are you guys sure you don't
want any of these egg rolls?

470
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,004
They're Texas Mexican.
- No, stuffed, boss.

471
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,889
- Yeah, let's just get
some more drinks, huh?

472
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,758
- That's what I'm talking about.
Garçon?

473
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,760
[whistles] Where is this guy?

474
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:09,886
- Yes, sir.

475
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,597
- "Sir."
I love this kid.

476
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,516
Uh, first of all, I'd like
to see the chef face-to-face.

477
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,227
These are the best Cajun chicken
niblets I've ever had.

478
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,104
- Uh, yeah.

479
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,647
- Great. Hey.
[whistles]

480
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,483
Um, also, we're gonna
want to get dessert.

481
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,526
I'm wondering
which wine pairs best

482
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,570
with the Oreo cheesecake.

483
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,113
- I don't-
I wouldn't know that.

484
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,448
- You don't know.

485
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,701
Okay, perhaps you should
send over the house Somalian.

486
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,661
- Uh, Greg is from Nigeria.

487
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:35,954
- No, I don't mean Craig.

488
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,372
I don't see how this helps us.

489
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,416
I just want cheesecake
with a good wine.

490
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,581
- Okay, let's skip dessert

491
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,169
and just get
some more drinks, huh?

492
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,837
- Yeah, we got
some celebrating to do.

493
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,047
- Indeed.

494
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,715
- So, uh, Ders, come on,

495
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,926
tell us what's it like to be
on top of the world?

496
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,219
- Honestly, this is great.

497
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,888
I feel terrific.
I look great.

498
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,890
Wearing a suit to the office,
no joke,

499
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,392
it makes you better than
everyone else there.

500
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,020
- To our best friend,
who we'll never betray. Ever.

501
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,480
- Let's talk business, guys.

502
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,565
Are you guys familiar
with vertical integration?

503
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,567
You got to look
at your bottom line.

504
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,194
There's net,
and there's net net.

505
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,319
Here's the thing.

506
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,530
Now that I'm in charge,

507
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,532
get on my coattails.

508
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,492
You can't be messing around
at the office.

509
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,617
I look at it this way.

510
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,954
Promotion, car, wife.

511
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,331
We're gonna change things up
around the office.

512
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,292
I'm gonna let Alice know
who's in charge now.

513
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,544
Let's keep things the same.

514
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,754
Oh, my God!
What is this?

515
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,798
That's what we call
diversifying.

516
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,424
Do you even know karate?

517
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,051
Two, three...

518
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,261
Get used to this.

519
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,554
[belches loudly]

520
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,765
Wheee!
Whoo!

521
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,934
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

522
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,479
Can a motherfucker
get the check, please?

523
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,604
Who are you?

524
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,107
- You asked to see me.

525
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,692
I made your
Cajun chicken niblets.

526
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,361
- No, no, no.

527
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,281
You made my year.

528
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,408
You have a gift.

529
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,410
And a super-dope hat.

530
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:57,869
This is cool.

531
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:01,665
All right, boys.
Let's go.

532
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,385
[screams]

533
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,178
[hip-hop music]

534
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,642
[hip-hop music]

535
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,396
- [screams]

536
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,816
[grunts]

537
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,319
Hi, are you the locksmith?

538
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,765
I'm glad you think
it's hilarious,

539
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:32,946
but I need to get it
off my neck!

540
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,283
[screams] Come on!

541
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,454
<i>- ORGY-</i>

542
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,080
Looks like we got this
all settled up,

543
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,499
so I'm gonna go ahead
and get two dozen

544
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,127
throwing stars
out to your residence

545
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,171
in Bellevue, Nebraska.

546
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,757
You're gonna enjoy that,
Mr. Johnson.

547
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,176
Thank you.
Okay, I love you too. Thanks.

548
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,346
- Good morning.
- Whoa. You are late.

549
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,640
- Yes, because you stole my car.

550
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,684
- Well,
bosses ride alone, right?

551
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,019
- I'm guessing you guys

552
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,687
didn't bring the key to this
to the office.

553
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,690
- Uh, no,
actually the key is here.

554
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,692
It's-it's in our cubicle.

555
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:15,530
- Yeah, and you're actually
pretty warm right now, Anders.

556
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:18,200
Both: Warmer.

557
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,160
- Yes. Yes. There we go.
The chase is on.

558
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,037
- There you go.
Anders on the hunt.

559
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,682
- You are warm.
Search, search, search.

560
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,207
- Keeping it warm.

561
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,875
You're a little bit cold.

562
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,801
- Guys, I have got to prep
the conference room

563
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,128
in, like, five seconds.

564
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,380
- Dude, you're really close.

565
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,715
- Yeah. Keep-
Believe in yourself.

566
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840
- [clears throat]

567
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,051
Hey, Alice.

568
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,719
- Anders.

569
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,388
- Morning.

570
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,890
- The, um, clients are here.

571
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,518
- Yeah. Hey.
Anders Holmvik. Welcome.

572
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,043
- Interesting name.
Are you Finnish?

573
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,063
- No, sir.
I'm just getting started.

574
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,690
[nervous laughter]

575
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:54,319
- Okay, uh, Anders is our
newest sales representative.

576
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,071
So...

577
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,407
Why don't, um, you go ahead and
head to the conference room,

578
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,200
and I'll meet you there
in just a minute, okay?

579
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,494
- Yeah, I was just gonna say
let's go to the conference room.

580
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,413
- No, you aren't going anywhere.

581
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,790
I just want
to congratulate you, Anders,

582
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,001
'cause you made it
24 whole hours.

583
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:14,047
Give me the executive
bathroom key now.

584
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,386
- Anders, you have a...

585
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,304
[clears throat] a little...

586
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,751
- Yeah.
- ...bike lock right here.

587
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,307
- I know, Jillian.

588
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,353
- I could just tell
it was bothering Alice, so...

589
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,477
- Yeah. Great.
- All right.

590
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,937
- Thanks a lot.

591
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,939
Okay, you guys have won.

592
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,108
Now please give me the keys.

593
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,610
Both: Colder.

594
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,737
- New glasses.
I love 'em.

595
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,405
Both: Colder.

596
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,073
- Ooh.
- Ice cold.

597
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,491
- Really cold.
- Oh, that is so cold.

598
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,784
Wait a second.

599
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,036
If this is the key
to the bathroom

600
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,955
on the bike lock key chain,

601
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,916
then that means
that you just gave away...

602
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,918
Oh, you get it.
Now you get it.

603
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,795
- He's no dummy.
He's no dummy.

604
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,630
- We got you, bro!

605
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,466
Those wheels are a-turning.

606
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,301
- Ders.

607
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,428
- Nice.

608
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,430
[dog snorting, party horn blows]