1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [theme music] 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 honk honk 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 honk 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 [whistles] 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 [siren blaring] 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 [whistles] 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 [screeching] 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 [screeching] 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 vroom 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 crash 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [door slams] 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 [door slams] 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Mwah! 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 [instrumental music] 15 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,000 We're getting close to the town of Bedrock, Mary Lou Jim. 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Cousin Fred Flintstone's reign. 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Cousin Fred will sure be surprised 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 to see his unspeakably rich cousins, Tumbleweed. 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 He sure will. 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I can hardly wait to see that old sidewinder. 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 [laughing] 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Hey, Pokey, ring this critter in. 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Here's Cousin Fred's spread. 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Uh, yes, sir. Very good, sir. 25 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 [tires screeching] 26 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Well, I declare 27 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 it ain't much of a spread, Tumbleweed. 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I keep tellin' you, Mary Lou Jim 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 everyone isn't unspeakably rich like we are. 30 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Well, lookie there! 31 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 'Isn't that our Cousin Fred manicuring that tree?' 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 (Tumbleweed) 'It sure is, Mary Lou.' 33 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 That's the old horny toad coyote. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Hey, Fred, you old horse-thief, look who's here! 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Cousin Tumbleweed and Cousin Mary Lou Jim! 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 - 'Ya-hoo-hoo!' - 'Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup!' 37 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Yabba-dabba-doo! 38 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Whoo-hoo! Yip-yip-yip-yip! 39 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 [laughing] 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 How been ya, ya old coyote? 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 [whooping] 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Good grief. What's that? Sounds like a last round-up. 43 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 (Tumbleweed) 'Yippee! Yoo-hoo!' 44 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh, my goodness! Help! Police! 45 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 My husband's being attacked! 46 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Leave Fred alone, you brute! You're killing him! 47 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Yip-yip-yip! Ya-hoo! 48 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 [Fred laughing] 49 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 toing 50 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 It's alright, Wilma. They're my cousins. 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 They're just glad to see me. 52 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Cousins? Oh, I'm sorry. 53 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 What's all the commotion, Fred? 54 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 You being robbed or somethin'? 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It's alright, Barney. These are Fred's cousins. 56 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 They're just glad to see him, he says. 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Barney, I want you to meet Cousin Tumbleweed 58 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 and Cousin Mary Lou Jim. 59 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Howdy, folks? 60 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Any friend of my Cousin Fred 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 is a friend of mine. 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 - Pleased to me you, I'm sure. - Likewise. 63 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 And this is my darling wife, Wilma. 64 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 She's a cute little heifer, Fred. 65 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 [Tumbleweed and Fred laughing] 66 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 [chuckles] Uh, "Heifer?" 67 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Well, now I'm hungry. Let's all go out and eat. 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Wilma, honey 69 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 where's the most expensive 70 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 chuckwagon in town? 71 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Oh, why, the Rockadero, I guess. 72 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Then let's go. My treat! 73 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 - Yip-yip-yip! - Yip-yip-yip! 74 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 (Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!' 75 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 [vehicles honking] 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 But, uh, I'm sorry, sir. 77 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Uh, you and your party are not dressed properly to dine here. 78 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 What's the matter with you, sonny? 79 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Why, I've eaten beef jerky in my bathtub dressed this way. 80 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I don't doubt it, you, you cow person. 81 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I demand to see the manager! 82 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Tumbleweed won't get anywhere with the manager. 83 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 No. They're real strict about being dressed right. 84 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Hey, here comes Cousin Tumbleweed 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 back with some guy. 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Emil, show the new owner to the best table. 87 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Hey, how about that? He bought the place. 88 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Sure! He usually does! 89 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000 You, dude, you're fired! We'll find our own table. 90 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Come on, you cowpokes, let's eat. 91 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Ya-hoo! 92 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Mighty fine brontosaurus ribs my restaurant serves. 93 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 'Eh, Cousin Fred?' 94 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 The best, Cousin Tumbleweed, the best! 95 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Now, folks, Mary Lou Jim and I are taking an ocean trip. 96 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 We'll probably have to buy the boat. 97 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 But for the month we'll be away 98 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I want all of you to go out to my ranch and enjoy yourselves. 99 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 'We'd feel better if our kin folk' 100 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 'was watching over our spread while we're away.' 101 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 But-but-but, Cousin Tumbleweed, I-- 102 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I won't take no for an answer. 103 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Else I'll cut you out of my will, Cousin Fred. 104 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 [laughing] 105 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 - But what about Fred's job? - And Barney's? 106 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 They can't take off for a month. 107 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 You just tell me what companies they work for. 108 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Why, if I don't already own 'em, I'll buy 'em! 109 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 [laughing] 110 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 [engine revving] 111 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 So long, Cousin Tumbleweed! 112 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Have a good time, Mary Lou Jim. 113 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Bye, folks! Now, you get out to the ranch! You hear? 114 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 [whistles] Uh, it's a mighty big, uh, car you got there, Tumbleweed. 115 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Big car? Huh! 116 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Down my way, this is one of those, uh.. 117 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,000 What do you call 'em? Uh.. Oh, yeah! Compacts. 118 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 [hooting] 119 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 I hope they have a good time. 120 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 They don't seem to have any other kind. 121 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Well, what are we gonna do, Fred? 122 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Do? Well, there's only one thing to do. 123 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Let's go to the ranch. Why, we'll have a ball, eh, Barney? 124 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Fresh air, wide open spaces, sunshine. 125 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 And besides, I can't take the chance 126 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 or Cousin Tumbleweed will leave me out of his will. 127 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 [instrumental music] 128 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 We've been travelling for four days now. 129 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 We should be getting close to the ranch. 130 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Yeah. We'll be there in a few hours. 131 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Hey, Fred, Fred. Oh, look at that sign up ahead. 132 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 (Fred) 'Boy, the Grand Canyon.' 133 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 That's one of nature's wonders. Let's take a look. 134 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 So that's the Grand Canyon, huh? 135 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 - That's it! - Hm. 136 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 (Wilma) Well, doesn't look like much to me. 137 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,000 (Fred) Not now, but they expect it to be a big thing someday. 138 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Fred, if you see a nice, clean gas station, let's stop. 139 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 No wonder we can't make any time. 140 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 We spend all day looking for nice, clean gas stations. 141 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Nice, clean restaurants, nice, clean motels. 142 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 After travelin' all day in this dust and dirt 143 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 a nice, clean place would lock the door 144 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 when they saw us coming. 145 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 There's a nice, clean gas station, Fred. 146 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Okay, okay, we'll stop at the nice, clean gas station 147 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 and get some nice, clean gas. 148 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 [bell tolling] 149 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 - Fill her up, sir? - 'Yeah. Make it ethel.' 150 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Right. 151 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 glug glug glug 152 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Hey, bud, can we have a road map? 153 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Sure. Here you are, mister. 154 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Thank you. 155 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Hey, Fred. Let's find out where we are. 156 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 (Fred) There's Cousin Tumbleweed's place 157 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 right off of Highway Six. 158 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Oh, you know, Fred, I could always unfold these maps 159 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 but I can never get 'em folded up right again. 160 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. 161 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Well, girls, we know exactly where we are now. 162 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 So do I. We're exactly lost again. 163 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Lost nothing. There's the ranch straight ahead. 164 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Well, as Cousin Mary Lou Jim would say 165 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 "Ya-hoo!" 166 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Quiet, you ornery horned, toad varmint. 167 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Well, there she is, the Tumbleweed Ranch. 168 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Looks more like a tumbledown ranch to me. 169 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Big spread, huh, Barney? 170 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Sure is, Fred. You oughta go on a diet. 171 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Keep askin' for it, Barney. Keep askin'. 172 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 One of these days you'll get it. 173 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Get what, Fred? 174 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 "Get what, Fred? Get what, Fred?" 175 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 A face full of knuckles, that's what. 176 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Now, let's get down to the ranch and unpack. 177 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 [hooting] 178 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 (Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!' 179 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Well, it only took them ten minutes to go all out Western. 180 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 - Listen to them. - Listening to them is easy. 181 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 It's looking at them that's hard to take. 182 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Look at me, Fred. I'm a cowboy! 183 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 You sure got the legs for it, tex. 184 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 [laughs] 185 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 (Fred) 'Hey, Wilma!' 186 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Droop-along Flintstone is calling, Wilma. 187 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Ten to one, it's something about food. 188 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Hey, Wilma, why don't you rustle up some grub, honey? 189 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Barney and I are going down to the corral 190 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 and bust a bronc or two before lunch. 191 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I never saw it to fail. 192 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Whenever I go any place or any so-called vacation 193 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I always end up being home on the range. 194 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 [squeaking] 195 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, partner, there they are. 196 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Yeah, Fred. There they are, and here we are. 197 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 And I'm all for keepin' it that way. 198 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 But I told the girls we were gonna bust a bronc. 199 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 (Barney) 'I've got a deal going with those broncs.' 200 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 'They don't bust me, I don't bust them!' 201 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 What's the matter, Barney? You a chicken? 202 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Well, uh, let's put it this way, Fred. 203 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 [imitating a chicken] 204 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh, knock it off! 205 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 You're gonna bust a bronc 206 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 if it's the last thing I do! 207 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Now, get up on this one, Barney. He's a quiet one. 208 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Okay, Fred. I busted him. Now get me off! 209 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 He ain't busted yet. Give him the spurs. 210 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Alright, Fred. 211 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 [squeaking] 212 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 [intense music] 213 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 No, Barney! Watch it! Watch it! 214 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 [thuds] 215 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Gee. Thanks, Fred. 216 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Lucky for me, you broke my fall. 217 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 You're lucky I don't break your neck. 218 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Now get off my back! 219 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 [instrumental music] 220 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I told you we'd bust a bronco, Barney. 221 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 We almost busted this one just by sitting on him. 222 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000 So we start small and work up. 223 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Give him the spurs, Barney. We're going too slow. 224 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Okay, Fred. Giddyup. 225 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 toing 226 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Hey! 227 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Not so fast, Barney. Slow him down! Slow him down! 228 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Yoo-hoo. Betty, lunch is ready. 229 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 - Will you call the boys? - Okay, Wilma. 230 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 ting ting ting 231 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Come and get it! 232 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Do something, Barney! Do something! 233 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 (Barney) 'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!' 234 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Pull back on the reins! Pull back on the reins! 235 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 [intense music] 236 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Fine thing! I fix lunch for 'em, and they go off riding. 237 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Some nerve. All they think of is having a good time. 238 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Hey, Fred, I'm gonna.. 239 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 [indistinct chatter] 240 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 We'll pull the reins! 241 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 [both screaming] 243 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 [thuds] 244 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 - You alright, Barney? - Yeah, Fred. How about you? 245 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Not bad, considering we must've fell a 100 feet. 246 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Well, we're lucky for one thing, Fred. 247 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Yeah? What's that? 248 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 We're lucky we landed in soft water. 249 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 [laughing] 250 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Ah-ah! 251 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 [gurgling] 252 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Oh, soak your head! 253 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 [instrumental music] 254 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Boy, there's more West out here than I ever thought possible. 255 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 - Hey, Fred, I've a good idea. - What's that, Barney? 256 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I've a good idea we're lost. 257 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I had that idea an hour ago 258 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 when we discovered we were walking in circles. 259 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 - Hey, Fred, look, hotel! - Huh? Where? 260 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Oh, boy. What a sight for my sore eyes! 261 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 And my sore feet. 262 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 First thing I'm gonna do is 263 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 get me a double-chocolate soda. 264 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Make mine vanilla, Fred. 265 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 [laughs] 266 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 [intense music] 267 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 There's something's spooky about this place, Barney. 268 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 - Not a soul around. - Oh. 269 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Must be one of those old ghost towns, Fred. 270 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah, yeah. The West is full of 'em. 271 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Let's take a look in that saloon, Barn. 272 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 If there's anybody around here, they'll be in there. 273 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Right, Fred. 274 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 [intense music] 275 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 (Fred) 'Hello! Anybody home?' 276 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 [door creaking] 277 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 It's as empty as the rest of the town. 278 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Sort of gives you the creeps, huh, Fred? 279 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Uh-huh. Looks like people were here just an hour ago. 280 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 I don't know about you, Fred, but I'm bushed. 281 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 What do you say we take a rest? 282 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I was gonna suggest the same thing, Barney. 283 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000 We can take a nap on those cots in the back room 284 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 before we start hikin' again. 285 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Sounds good to me, Fred. 286 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 [instrumental music] 287 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Now, what's the schedule on this one, Chuck? 288 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 We gotta shoot fast, boss. 289 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000 We only have the ghost town rented for three hours. 290 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Ah, you got enough Indians for the big scene? 291 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Yeah, and plenty of good guys. 292 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 But I'm short of couple of bad guys. 293 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 No one wants to play the bad guys. 294 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Well, I don't blame them, you know? 295 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 I mean, the bad guys always take an awful clobbering. 296 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 We're pullin' into the ghost town now, boss. 297 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Oh, good, good. We'll start shooting right away. 298 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh, come on, fellas. You can't all be good guys. 299 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Now, somebody's gotta wear the black hats. 300 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000 - 'How about you, Pebble?' - Not me, boss. 301 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Last time I was the bad guy, I got two teeth knocked out. 302 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Ah, it's a shame. Alright, alright. 303 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 We'll shoot around the bad guys. 304 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Hey, you Indians, uh, take a break 305 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 'but keep those feathers clean.' 306 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 We're gonna shoot the bar-room fight first. 307 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Ah, some Indians, I got them from the audience 308 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 at an all-night movie. 309 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Okay, you guys. We gotta shoot four episodes in three hours. 310 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 So give it all you got! No time for re-takes. 311 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But, boss, they're all wearing white hats. 312 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 - They're all good guys. - I know, I know. 313 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 So the good guys have a fight. I mean, what's the difference? 314 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000 So long as there's a fight. 315 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Okay, roll 'em! Action! 316 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 [instrumental music] 317 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 [clamoring] 318 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Hey, Barney, wake up. There's somebody here. 319 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 [clamoring] 320 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Looks like they're having a party, Fred. 321 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yeah. These cowboys live hard and play hard. 322 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Ooh! 323 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 thump thump 324 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Let's ask 'em how to get back to the ranch. 325 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 [groaning] 326 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Pardon me, fellas. 327 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 [clamoring] 328 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Ah, hold it! Ah, hold it. 329 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Now, just a minute, will you, fellas? 330 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 I wonder if you could direct me to the Tumbleweed Ranch. 331 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 bang 332 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 [thuds] 333 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Hey, mister? 334 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 [clattering] 335 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Excuse me, mister, uh, but my friend and I are lost, see. 336 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 And I wanna ask you.. 337 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 bang 338 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 - Who are those two guys, Chuck? - Search me, boss. 339 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Shall we shoot the scene over? 340 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Are you out of your mind? We'll write them into the script. 341 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Uh, take this down, Chuck. 342 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Two strangers enter, try to break up fight 343 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 get knocked cold. Ha-ha-ha. 344 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 'We don't shoot scenes over on our low budget, you know?' 345 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Hey, boss, you wanna hear something funny? 346 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Those two guys finally come out of it and they're scared stiff. 347 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 They think this whole set-up is real. 348 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 They don't know we're just shooting a picture. 349 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Ain't that a scream? 350 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 [laughing] 351 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Say, say, that-that gives me an idea. 352 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 - Yeah, yeah, it'll work. - 'Uh, how's that, boss?' 353 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000 We found our bad guys. Now get the two black hats, quick. 354 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 So you're the two bushwhackers 355 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 that tried to break up our party, eh? 356 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 - Well, you see, I-- - 'Shut up!' 357 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I'm the sheriff in this town, and what I say goes. 358 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 - Sure, Mr. Sheriff. - Whatever you say goes. 359 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 And I say, put on those black hats. 360 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Well, if you insist, o-okay, but-but I don't get it. 361 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Sounds kind of screwy to me, sheriff. 362 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Now you coyotes better vamoose 363 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 before the boys decide to have a lynching party. 364 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Alright, but.. Huh? 365 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000 [stammering] W-what do you mean? 366 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000 They don't take kindly to having their fun interrupted. 367 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 And if I were you, I'd beat it! 368 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 But you'll have to get through those cowpokes. 369 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 [grunting] 370 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Well, Barney, it's either them or us. 371 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 If we stay, we might get lynched. 372 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Yeah, Fred. Uh, how can we explain that to the girls? 373 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 - You ready, Barney? - Ready, Fred. 374 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Charge! 375 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 swoosh 376 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 crash 377 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 - It worked, boss! - Boy! And how! 378 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Keep those cameras rolling. 379 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 crash 380 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000 [clamoring] 381 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 You are great, fellas. Uh, now, beat it, quick. 382 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Thanks, sheriff. 383 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Let's get outta here, Barney 384 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 before these screwballs come to. 385 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 swoosh 386 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Get the cameras outside, Chuck. 387 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I told the Indians to jump those two when they got out of town. 388 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, we'll get some great chase footage. 389 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Boss, you're a genius. 390 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 [instrumental music] 391 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Okay, Barney. We're safe now. 392 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 [panting] 393 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 There ain't nobody around for miles. 394 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 It's a good thing, Fred. I was getting awful bushed. 395 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 What was that, Fred? 396 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 That, Barney, is an arrow used for hunting by.. 397 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 [Indians ululating] 398 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 - Indians. - Indians? 399 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 [Indians ululating] 400 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Boy, what a nifty chase! 401 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Are you getting it all, Chester? 402 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Yeah. The zoom lens brings it right up close. 403 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Well, this sure burns me up. 404 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Those two disappearing like this for hours. 405 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Yeah, they're out somewhere having a ball 406 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 while we're sitting here looking at some cold food. 407 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 [Indians ululating] 408 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Betty, listen. What's that? 409 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 [Indians ululating] 410 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Sounds like some kids playing cowboys and Indians. 411 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 What kids, there isn't a human 412 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 within miles of this dusty old place. 413 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Do you suppose it could be real Indians? 414 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 'Not a chance.' 415 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 There hasn't been a real Indian around here for years. 416 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 [Indians ululating] 417 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 - Ah! - What's wrong, Wilma? 418 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Indians! And they're after Fred and Barney. 419 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 [intense music] 420 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,000 - What do we do, Wilma? - We have to try and help them. 421 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 After all, we signed up for better or worse. 422 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 And this is about as worse as it could get. 423 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Oh, we must've lost 'em, Fred. 424 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 [panting] I-I don't hear them hollering anymore. 425 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Good. Head for that cave, Barney. 426 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 - We'll hide out in there! - Right, Fred. 427 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 screech 428 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 [ululating] 429 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 - Any sign of them, Betty? - I don't see a soul, Wilma. 430 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Poor Fred, he was starting to worry 431 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 about his hair falling out. 432 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 - Imagine how he feels now. - Yeah. 433 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Knowing that those Indians could make him instant bald. 434 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Keep looking, Betty. They've gotta be out here somewhere. 435 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000 The Indians got 'em. Good, good. Are you getting this, Chester? 436 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Uh-huh. Look at that, boss, they're tying 'em to a stake! 437 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 And now they're going into a war dance. 438 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000 [ululating] 439 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Say, they're not bad dancers, uh 440 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 considering they came through an all-night movie theater. 441 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 [instrumental music] 442 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Do you think we'll get out of this one, Barney? 443 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 I don't think so, pal. It looks bad. 444 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 - Are you sure? - I'm sure, Fred. 445 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Well then, here's the ten bucks 446 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 I borrowed from you two years ago. 447 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Gee, Fred, to have you pay up makes this almost worthwhile. 448 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 [music continues] 449 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Wilma, the Indians! 450 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 And they have our husbands tied to a stake. 451 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Oh! Some nerve. Let's go, Wilma. 452 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 [whistles] 453 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 - Charge! - Charge! 454 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 vroom 455 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Hey, boss, those two women in that car 456 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 are gonna spoil the shot! 457 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Keep shooting! Ha-ha! It must be their wives. 458 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Oh, they're getting out of the car. 459 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 They're attacking the Indians! 460 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Wow! Oh, this is great! 461 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 The Indians are running away! 462 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000 We got an adult Western going here! 463 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 screech 464 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 [ululating] 465 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Honest, lady, we were only kiddin'! 466 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Gee! They never told me about this in acting school. 467 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 screech 468 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 [thuds] 469 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 That's it, Chester. We got enough for ten shows. 470 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Wrap it up! Everybody, back to Hollyrock. 471 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Oh, come on, Wilma, be reasonable. 472 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 We walked for five miles, and we're beat. 473 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Yeah. How about letting us ride in the car with you, huh, girls? 474 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000 We told you before, there's no room in the car for those poles. 475 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 And you're not getting loose until we get back to the ranch. 476 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 (Wilma) 'For the first time today we'll know where you are.' 477 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:39,000 ♪ Giddyup giddyup giddyup old paint ♪♪ 478 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 - 'Yippee!' - 'Yoo-hoo-hee-hee!' 479 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000 - 'Yippee-dippee-yippee!' - 'Ya-hee!' 480 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Oh, brother! A solid month of cowboy songs. 481 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 We must've been out of our minds 482 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 letting Fred talk us into coming out here. 483 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Maybe we could give them back to the Indians. 484 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 If the Indians hear them sing, they won't take them back. 485 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 honk honk 486 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yoo-hoo! 487 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Put the pot on the fire, girls. 488 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 We're back! Ya-hoo! 489 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Yip-yip-yip. Yay! Ya-hoo! 490 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It's Cousin Tumblebug. 491 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 - Tumbleweed, not bug. - What's the difference? 492 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 They're back, and that means we can leave. Let's go, Wilma. 493 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Start packing, boys. We're going home! 494 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 vroom 495 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Wow, there they go 496 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 the ungrateful varmints! 497 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 They never even said a thank you. 498 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I told you, Tumbleweed. 499 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 You just can't do enough for poor relations. 500 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 All that crazy talk about wild Indians. 501 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Bah! Ain't been a Indian around here for 50 years! 502 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 boing 503 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 [ululating] 504 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Boy! Ha-ha.. 505 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Look at that man and woman run. 506 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 They're leaving the Indians way behind. 507 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Keep shooting, Chester! We got another good one going. 508 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 [ululating] 509 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Well, I didn't think 510 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Cousin Tumbleweed would ever get that mad. 511 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 How mad, Fred? 512 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 That he'd pass right by 513 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 and never even say hello. 514 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000 [laughing] 515 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 [theme music] 516 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 creak 517 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 [yawning] 518 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 clink 519 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 [door shuts] 520 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 [thuds] 521 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 [door shuts] 522 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Wilma! 523 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 [banging on door] 524 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 (Fred) Wilma! 525 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Come on, Wilma, open this door! 526 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Wilma! 527 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 [instrumental music]