1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,722 - Come on, bud. 2 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,890 You don't slither into Delaware from the Plorble Realm 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,892 to hang out in the Hamboni's parking lot, okay? 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,229 Why are you here? What's your plan? 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,357 More? Okay. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,527 {\an8}Spit it out, you goblin fuck. 7 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,738 {\an8}Ladies' night! 8 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,698 I'm finally getting you out of the house 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,324 and into The Coconut Hole-- 10 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,494 frozen fireballs served by bulging hunks in tight shorts. 11 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,038 Yeah, change of plans, Darlene. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,706 I got my hands full right now. 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,957 Bastards like this keep showing up. 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,542 I think they're drawn to Chrissy or something. 15 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,669 Uh-uh, no more living like you're in witness protection. 16 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,296 You promised tonight's the night. 17 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,797 Chrissy's at her dad's for the weekend. 18 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,591 Which means I actually have a night to myself, 19 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,384 and I'd rather not spend it surrounded by 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,261 spray-tanned lemmings drinking daiquiris 21 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,554 until their Cialis kicks in. 22 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,597 Listen, I get it. 23 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,057 After my first marriage ended, 24 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,516 I was terrified to get back out there, leave the house. 25 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,602 I'm not scared. I have a routine and I like it. 26 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,854 I'd make up excuses: "Gotta fix a leaky pipe." 27 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,522 -"I have syphilis." - This is not an excuse. 28 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,024 I don't have time to dick around with dicks. 29 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,400 But then Tia Saltzman 30 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,985 forced me out onto the dance floor, 31 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,738 and a phoenix Darlene rose from the goddamn ashes. 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,783 Aah! I'll go out if you just stop talking, okay, Darlene? 33 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,409 - Yes! - You, don't get cozy. 34 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,869 I'm coming back for your ass. 35 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,954 - Okay, one drink, though. - Watch out, Middletown. 36 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,499 It's Laura and Darlene's big night out! 37 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,541 - Title sequence. 38 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,801 And then at 10:00 p.m., they sound a bullhorn, 39 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,385 and the first one up the tiki pole 40 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,888 {\an8}gets a bowl of Everclear poured in their mouth. 41 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,223 Aren't you glad you came out? 42 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,307 {\an8}There are two separate men 43 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,434 {\an8}masturbating in two separate corners. 44 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,270 {\an8}Ooh, cutie at five o'clock. Hot tip: take his compliment. 45 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:48,066 {\an8}Then tease with a spicy little secret about yourself. 46 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,485 {\an8}Hi. Your soul is gorgeous. 47 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,903 {\an8}Thank you. 48 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,780 {\an8}You should see the scar from the vaginal tear I had 49 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,948 when birthing my daughter. 50 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,992 {\an8}Jeez, that was some sweet meat you just burnt. 51 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,911 {\an8}Maybe put some sugar in it next time. 52 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,621 {\an8}There won't be a next time. I'm out. 53 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,581 {\an8}What? We just got here. 54 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,416 {\an8}I did what you asked and what I told you I'd do. 55 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,502 {\an8}If I stay any longer, I will kill someone. 56 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,711 {\an8}But you haven't even seen 57 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,921 {\an8}- the Kahlúa Crab Canoe yet. 58 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,339 Yeah, close me out before I repaint 59 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,924 {\an8}the bathroom walls with my brain. 60 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,176 {\an8}Hurry it up, asshole. Need the fuck outta here. 61 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,719 {\an8}Surely someone with your disposition 62 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,346 {\an8}would know a place with a motto 63 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,057 {\an8}"Have a Hula-va good time" would be a living disease. 64 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,767 {\an8}And surely you're perceptive enough to know 65 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,477 hitting on me is a dead end. 66 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,604 {\an8}I'm here merely as a social observer, 67 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,690 {\an8}soaking in the waning sexual rhythms 68 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,276 {\an8}of these septuagenarians for my latest novella. 69 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,902 Uh-huh. 70 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,654 So how long have you been a serial killer? 71 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,573 {\an8}I'm--what? 72 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,824 {\an8}The fishing line marks on your hands, 73 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,367 {\an8}binocular indents around your eyes, 74 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,536 {\an8}minor abrasions on your forearm and cheekbone. 75 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,204 {\an8}Last one put up a fight? 76 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,081 And either you're Forrest Gump, or... 77 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,544 Ooh, yup, that's a billy club. 78 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,546 Two Marys, extra bloody. 79 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,881 Who are you? 80 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,092 I'm just a single girl looking for a fun night out. 81 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,553 - Let me get that. - No, no, it's on me. 82 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,724 {\an8}Okay. 83 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,892 {\an8}Ketamine, really? 84 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,311 {\an8}You trying to murder me or disappoint me? 85 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,896 {\an8}Mama's got the antidote, though. 86 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,524 {\an8}Dog piss aftertaste... tromaxadam? 87 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,068 Who are you, my psychiatrist? 88 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,529 What's more obvious is the needle up your sleeve. 89 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,990 {\an8}You'll never stick me before I fry your balls. 90 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,994 - Everett. - Laura. Tell you what. 91 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,538 I'll let you stab me once to stroke your ego. 92 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,749 A single thrust is all I'll need. 93 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,293 ♪ They say my dad the devil ♪ 94 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,337 {\an8}♪ Is a real evil fellow ♪ 95 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,298 {\an8}♪ But that's just a bucket of lies ♪ 96 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,591 ♪ Thanks, my little angel ♪ 97 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,218 {\an8}♪ You see the other angle ♪ 98 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,929 {\an8}♪ I want what's best for you and mankind ♪ 99 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,472 ♪ I'm the Antichrist ♪ 100 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,057 ♪ And I'll sign the pact ♪ 101 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,642 ♪ Because I love my dad ♪ 102 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,685 -♪ Let's make a contract ♪ - 103 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,938 In fact, we can start right now. 104 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,147 What a production! 105 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,566 Maximus Dawnus, here we come! 106 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,318 I love you, Dad. 107 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,819 Boo! 108 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:57,946 - Excuse me. - Pardon me, pardon me. 109 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,280 Hey, cabbie! 110 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,406 - Get out of the way! 111 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,158 - I thought you were into it. - Really? 112 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,494 You thought I'd be into a puppet propaganda show 113 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,162 all about signing your pact? 114 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,164 You got me there. Playwright lacked subtlety. 115 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,415 I'm going home. 116 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,875 Home? Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go. 117 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,710 I wanted to spend quality time with you, 118 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,963 but obviously that's impossible, so... 119 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,131 - Aw, come on. - Yeah, I have friends to see, 120 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,216 homework to do, 121 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,467 Great British Bake Off to binge. 122 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,802 Give me one more shot. 123 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,595 You think this was all I had planned today? 124 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,598 Oh, no, I got a whole afternoon mapped out. 125 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,976 You're gonna crap your pants, you're gonna love it so much. 126 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,978 Come on, baby. 127 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,233 Smaller than I imagined. 128 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,277 I wanna make you wet with your own blood. 129 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:41,030 I'm gonna open you up and see how hard your bones are. 130 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,491 Laura? You decided to stay! 131 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,410 You and your cutie wanna head to 'Rokey in a bit? 132 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,495 Let's take this someplace private. 133 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,788 Oh, getting right to it. Okay. 134 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,832 Kind of a 180, but do your thing, girl. 135 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,250 Get that big old bass. 136 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,504 Nice and tight. 137 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,589 I've been pulled tighter. 138 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,012 I know we just met, but... 139 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,181 What do you say we go all the way? 140 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,059 Wow, and that's just the tip, huh? 141 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,815 Oh, my God, I killed a man. 142 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,275 Darlene, why did you do that? 143 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,736 Well, I was saving you Single White Female style. 144 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,863 I wasn't in trouble. I was totally fine. 145 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,906 - I was doing a thing. - Thing? What kind of thing? 146 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,491 He was about to chop you up. 147 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,160 Yeah, that's what serial killers do, 148 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,870 but I was gonna kill him eventually. 149 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,455 I brought you out to get you away 150 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,041 from torturing monsters in dark garages. 151 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,710 And here you are in a dark alley with another monster? 152 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,378 Oh, you're one to judge. 153 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,880 You lure innocent Instacart shoppers 154 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,715 into your house with candy and cheese plates. 155 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,508 How I please those Instacart shoppers 156 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,968 is a gift for everyone involved, 157 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,512 and I want you to experience that fun in your life. 158 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,807 No offense, Darlene, but you don't know what I need, okay? 159 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,895 Okay, I'm actually great at picking up on what people need. 160 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,188 I'm an Aries. 161 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,190 Well, I need you to guard the entrance 162 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,067 so I can clean up this mess and head home. 163 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,526 Stay here, and don't move. 164 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,781 Laur, I'm gonna be blunt. 165 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,240 I've read enough Brené Brown 166 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,493 to spot a self-saboteur when I see one. 167 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,827 Darlene, what the hell? 168 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,287 I told you to watch the door. 169 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,580 Liquesco is a fragile 170 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,707 and extremely powerful compound, okay? 171 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,709 It can open fissures to hidden corners of the Earth, 172 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,419 but if any type of liquid touches it-- 173 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,797 This looks like as good a place as any 174 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,215 to urinate. 175 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,843 No! Motherfu-- 176 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,639 Ew. Ugh. 177 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,890 How much longer is this gonna be? 178 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,058 You couldn't have just, like, 179 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,559 blammo'd us to wherever we're going? 180 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,436 You'd think they'd have a better system by now, 181 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,313 but the only way to travel to other realms 182 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,108 on this plane of existence is public transportation. 183 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,442 We're going to another realm? 184 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,112 The Metaphysical Realm is just one of a shit ton 185 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,280 across the Demicorporeal Plane. 186 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,449 Imagine this whole place as a shopping mall 187 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,119 and the realms are like the stores in it. 188 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,371 The one we're going to is like Hot Topic 189 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,456 but with fornication and genocide. 190 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,333 Next stop: Wibby Turkle Realm. 191 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,918 Wibby Turkle, next stop. 192 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,883 I used to come here when it was a genuine piece of shit. 193 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,176 Now it's a tourist trap. 194 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,719 Get your Choochie tchotchkes. 195 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,929 - Get your Choochie tchotchkes. - Don't worry. 196 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,556 I got us the VIP treatment. 197 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,598 Welcome. 198 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,478 - Mmm. 199 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,521 Ugh! 200 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,481 Ooh! 201 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,150 Whoa, do I get to keep this? 202 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,568 I weirdly like it. 203 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,069 You wanna give me a hint of what we're doing here? 204 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,405 Let's just say it's not a puppet show. 205 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,950 - Welcome once again 206 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:34,036 to the number one game show in all the realms, 207 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,999 the only show where killing is legally required: 208 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,585 the Realm of Realms, 209 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,212 presented by Roach Automobiles. 210 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,006 What did you get us into? 211 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,549 You wanted you and me time. 212 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,135 No, like lunch or something, not kill or be killed. 213 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,554 Chillax, we're not gonna bond over a sandwich. 214 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,805 Trust me on this one. 215 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,433 And now your outstanding host 216 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:59,145 and executive producer of everything Wibby Turkle, 217 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,190 the ruler who will fuck, marry, and kill you, 218 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:06,402 the one and only Queen Inichoochiama! 219 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,029 Choochie, Choochie, 220 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,947 Choochie, Choochie! 221 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,327 Hello, hello, hello, 222 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,662 all of my stupid-ass Choochie babies. 223 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,289 Can I ask you something? 224 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,874 Yes, you can! 225 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,335 What do you want more than anything in all the realms? 226 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,961 We wanna fuck a corpse. 227 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,463 I can't hear you. 228 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,089 We wanna fuck a corpse! 229 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,968 I've got a heck of a show for you tonight, babies. 230 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,221 We have two very special vermin. 231 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,097 Once an exterminator on our show, 232 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,850 the baddest boy in town, and one of my faves, 233 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,644 welcome Satan. 234 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,898 How you doin', Chooch? 235 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,982 Well, now that you're here, 236 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,067 I'd be lying if I didn't say wet. 237 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,402 - Eww! - And he's joined 238 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,905 by his adorable half-human daughter, 239 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,448 Cringey Christ. 240 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,159 It's Chrissy! And Feinberg. 241 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,119 They'll be facing off against our exterminators, 242 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,455 the most powerful and sociopathic creatures 243 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,457 from all corners of the realms. 244 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:05,711 Will our vermin survive, or will they go bye-bye? 245 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,924 Let the games begin! 246 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,808 Ugh! What is this, an open mic night? 247 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,727 The queen produces the most craven torture chambers. 248 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:22,853 Ah, she's amazing. 249 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,522 Anyone got earplugs? I hate this song. 250 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,692 Up next is the improv troupe 251 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,236 The Whoopee Cushions, doing a six-hour set. 252 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,572 Holy shit, this is awful. 253 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,782 Can we get a song lyric from the audience? 254 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,708 And... scene. 255 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,710 - Here comes Typhon. 256 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,754 Remember, if it bleeds, he can kill it. 257 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,173 If you think a death match is how I wanna bond, 258 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,717 you really don't know me at all. 259 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,427 Your human conditioning has kept you 260 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970 from tapping into the real you. 261 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,221 This will help you let go. 262 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,557 No, this is child endangerment. 263 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,808 You messed up, Dad. 264 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,643 You're with an all-powerful being, honey. 265 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,062 Don't worry. Trust your instincts. 266 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,440 - Check, please. 267 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,609 Don't forget to rip your bartender. 268 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,903 What? This is your best move as an all-powerful being? 269 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,614 Suck my ass, old man! 270 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,825 Someone get a breath mint. 271 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,536 Whoa! 272 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,039 See, endangerment has its benefits. 273 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,176 Daddy-daughter killing time. 274 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,054 - That wasn't so bad. - Only 23 to go. 275 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,765 23? Okay, fine. 276 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,099 Let's do it. 277 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,726 You son of a... 278 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,353 biiiitch! 279 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,191 So is this, like, your, uh, home away from home? 280 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,901 These are hidden pockets on Earth 281 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,527 that most people have no clue exist, 282 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,446 and this is my little pocket, okay? 283 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,073 For junk. 284 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,367 Shit, I used up the extra Liquesco. 285 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,868 Okay, plan B. 286 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,620 Gotta admit, more skeletons 287 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,246 than I was expecting to see tonight. 288 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,581 They were all pieces of shit. 289 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,999 All right, can you shut up for a second? 290 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,250 You got us stuck in this place. 291 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,877 I need to focus on getting us out. 292 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,922 I think the real issue is you have this place to begin with. 293 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,757 We can't all rosé the day away. 294 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,509 It's called self-preservation. 295 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,885 You know, Laur, one of these days, 296 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,762 your stinger's gonna sting you right back. 297 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,097 This is a guy I used to torture. 298 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,556 Don't say anything to him, all right? 299 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,683 Mum's the word. 300 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,895 Oh-ho-ho, Laura! 301 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,522 My favorite person in all the realms. 302 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,190 Jesus Christ, I wish you were dead. 303 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,193 Oh, you said the same thing last week. 304 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,903 - Last week? - Darlene, Jimmy. 305 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,571 - Jimmy, Darlene. - A pleasure. 306 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,490 Did Chrissy like that summer scarf I made her? 307 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,117 It's hard to find breathable materials. 308 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,451 I threw it away, asshole. 309 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,577 You and your shit are worthless. 310 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,995 Now, give me the cape chisel, 311 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,831 or I'll hang you with your own nose again. 312 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,208 Of course. I use it as a tea stirrer. 313 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,876 Oh, go fuck yourself. 314 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,087 Now I just need five milligrams of goofer dust. 315 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,256 You tortured him? He seems so nice. 316 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,633 I wanna pinch his cheeks, maybe pet his snorkel. 317 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,093 That's not a sex thing, is it? 318 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,636 - Don't, Darlene. - Ugh, who am I kidding? 319 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,012 I'm down either way. 320 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,764 Don't even talk to him. In fact-- 321 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,683 Oh, shit! Shit, it's a goofer dust gust. 322 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,184 I-I just--I gotta get in there, all right? 323 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,561 Don't move. Stay there. 324 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,274 Ah! Where are my manners? 325 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,567 Come on in. 326 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,277 Let me get you some Erberribble. 327 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,363 Sorry, that's what we call urine-rehydrated bone powder. 328 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,116 Mm... fine, but I'm-- I'm not allowed to talk. 329 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,701 Oh! Whoa! 330 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,035 The DMV windows... 331 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,829 - - Dad, heads up! 332 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,789 - Oh, oh. - 333 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,499 Don't worry, I got you, Pops. 334 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,543 Chrissy, get in here! 335 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,878 Hey, Dad, stab me. 336 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,629 Oh, thanks! 337 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,592 I hope he was an organ donor. 338 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,178 He just got a license to die. 339 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,013 Shit just got real... ID. 340 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,348 That's the one to beat. 341 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:51,020 Man, I really do feel this whole new connection to myself. 342 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,314 - It's like-- - Beyond human comprehension? 343 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,982 Yes, totally. 344 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,609 Ooh, my Choochies. 345 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,153 Our contestants have savagely murdered 346 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,113 every exterminator who's crossed their path. 347 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,573 Now, for their final challenge, 348 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,867 an audience member will choose the exterminator 349 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,452 our competitors must face. 350 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,245 So, Brank, who do you pick? 351 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,872 Queen, I choose the Manananggal. 352 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,998 - I wanna see Satan 353 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,458 have a serious challenge, 354 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,919 and I also love her cookbook, Cooking with Carcasses. 355 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,378 Gorgeous. 356 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,631 - She's a fucking bat! 357 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,382 Shit! Dad! 358 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,891 - And I'm just winging it. - Ow! 359 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:29,975 You okay, Daddio? 360 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,644 Oh, yeah, it's like wrestling. 361 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,354 Gotta play to the audience. 362 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,272 Pop's still on top. 363 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,608 But scoot over here and blaze this son of a bitch! 364 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,032 That's hot. (laughs) 365 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,617 Oh, it's sizzling. 366 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,912 Wow, I haven't seen anyone do something like that since... 367 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,206 - me. - What was that? 368 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,708 You're tapping into the core of your powers. 369 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,919 They're not just a tool you can use. 370 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,337 They are you. 371 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,423 This is a taste of what it's like to be all-powerful. 372 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,634 Whoo! Tastes pretty damn good. 373 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,760 Imagine how good it would feel 374 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,263 to do this together all the time. 375 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,807 We won, baby. 376 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,392 I should have known. 377 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,395 Chooch, honey, what's happening? 378 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,564 I knew something was wrong from the moment the show began. 379 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,941 The Satan I knew could slay a thousand enemies 380 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,150 while taking a shit. 381 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,945 I know why you're here, and I won't let it happen. 382 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,905 What? Wh-what's she talking about? 383 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,615 - Don't listen to her, honey. 384 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,368 Wait, you can be hurt? 385 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,078 He's been losing power for a long time now, 386 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,039 and the only way for him to reclaim it is through you. 387 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,834 That's insane, Chrissy, and completely untrue. 388 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,877 Think about it. 389 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,670 You carried him this whole show. 390 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,630 He desperately needs you. 391 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,840 She's lyin'. 392 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,675 She's been out to get me ever since I stopped 393 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,136 coming on her show and schtupped her mother. 394 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,722 Ha! Classic Satan: minimizing a powerful woman 395 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,099 by calling her jealous and out for revenge. 396 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,475 No one wins my game, 397 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,603 especially if you fucked my mom. 398 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,063 If you wanna prove to your daughter 399 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,398 you have the power... 400 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,566 You must beat me. 401 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,401 Get me out of here! 402 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,737 Come on, 403 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,822 why are you really doing this, Chooch? 404 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,741 You know how it goes: the bigger the death, 405 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,910 the higher the ratings, the sweeter the-- 406 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,077 The sweeter the pussy, yeah. 407 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,456 Release the Choochie Coochies! 408 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,668 So how do you know Laura? 409 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,836 Oh, well, we're neighbors, 410 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,504 and I was hoping we'd be besties soon, 411 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,340 but it's a work in progress. 412 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,382 That's great to hear. 413 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,425 Sometimes I worry about her, 414 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,760 everything she's been through and all, 415 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,011 - the whole Satan thing... - Mm. 416 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,804 Her childhood being no picnic, you know? 417 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,682 At her quinceañera, the Titi Suzie cake debacle. 418 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,726 She tells you a lot, huh? 419 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,353 Deep down, Laura's a good person 420 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,355 and just wants to connect. 421 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,565 I wish I were as good as her. 422 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,025 Oh, Jimmy, you are. 423 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,945 You're such a kind, good snorkel monster. 424 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,071 You... 425 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,697 You think so? 426 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,782 Oh, my God, you kidding me? 427 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,325 You got a great personality, a house, 428 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,660 what seems to be a job, 429 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,870 and if the schnoz matches the schmeckle, 430 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,247 I'll call you the whole package. 431 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,582 Uh-oh! 432 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,544 Aah! Oh, damn it, Darlene! 433 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,006 - I said leave it to me. - Oh! 434 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,883 Ego monsters are triggered by compliments. 435 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,677 - Ego monster? - When I catch you, 436 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,845 I'll turn you both into trophies, 437 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,181 because I'm a winner! 438 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,349 It would have helped 439 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,059 if you actually communicated that to me. 440 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,311 Fuck yourself, you ugly elephant asshole! 441 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,021 What good would that have done? 442 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,232 I communicated I didn't wanna go out tonight. 443 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,650 I communicated to watch the door, 444 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,818 and you didn't listen. 445 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,236 You speak in fragments. 446 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,612 It's never enough info. 447 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,739 - - Oh, God. 448 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,866 And I brought you out tonight because sometimes 449 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,618 friends gotta force friends to do things 450 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,996 they don't wanna do for their mental health. 451 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,165 I missed deliberately! 452 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,126 I hated that part of the ground! 453 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,711 I am so cool! 454 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,713 This is exactly why I don't have friends. 455 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,715 I know what works for me. 456 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,552 This has been working for you? 457 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,053 You'd rather deal with monsters 458 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,430 instead of having drinks with me? 459 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,889 At least I'd get a word in 460 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,017 instead of being steamrolled by some delusional optimist. 461 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,601 Oh, I think he's getting tired. 462 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,937 - We're gonna be okay. Oh! - What? 463 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,230 - Oh, never mind. 464 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,940 "Oh, never mind." Shut up, Darlene. 465 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,609 Chrissy, she's trying to divide us. 466 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,278 We stick together, we're fine. 467 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,864 So break outta that bubble and come help Daddy. 468 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,450 Chrissy! 469 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,993 I don't know why I let myself believe you again. 470 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,411 I'm such an idiot. 471 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,496 You care more about this pact than your own daughter. 472 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,331 - Not true. - Do you even like me? 473 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,751 - Of course I do. - What's my middle name? 474 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,627 - Girl Satan? - What? 475 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,046 I don't fucking know. 476 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,464 Okay, fine. All right. 477 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,632 I brought you here under false pretenses, 478 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,967 but I do care. 479 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,552 No, if you did, you wouldn't have put me 480 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,636 through all this shit. 481 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,138 You are so goddamn selfish. 482 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,806 Why can't you just be honest with me? 483 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,392 Okay, okay. The queen is right. 484 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,269 I have lost a little power. 485 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,022 When you were born, part of myself transferred to you. 486 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,983 I just want to make it so no one can hurt us, honey. 487 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,862 Looks like the baddest boy has become the saddest boy. 488 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,363 How you like that, TV land? 489 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,824 Uh, is this part of the show? 490 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,326 Oh, I know you're impressed, 491 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,828 because this is objectively impressive. 492 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,413 This is why your husband left you. 493 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,873 Ugh, typical Laura. 494 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,458 I'm sure your husband misses you. 495 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,709 Oh, Jesus, Darlene, 496 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,295 you need to kill his confidence, or we die. 497 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,380 Guess being toxic isn't as easy for me 498 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,591 as it is for you. 499 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,387 Looking at your face just jump-started my menopause. 500 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,931 Yeah, I'm toxic, okay? 501 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,974 Maybe I'm drawn to dark shit because deep down, 502 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,185 I think I'm too screwed up for anything better. 503 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,981 Uh... snorkel monster? More like-- 504 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,609 more like dorkel monster. 505 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,152 Okay, I'm shocked that one worked. 506 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,613 Listen, I know I come off as the perky neighbor type, 507 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,073 but I can handle fucked up. 508 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,908 I don't think you can handle this fucked up. 509 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,243 Whoa! 510 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,786 Your children never call because they hate you! 511 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,248 I only laughed at your jokes to make you feel better. 512 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,879 I'm blasting us out of here with this goofer dust bomb. 513 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,673 Start slinging insults. 514 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,677 Laura trapping you here is a gift to the world. 515 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,179 My therapist told me everyone has something to live for. 516 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,848 Clearly she's never met you. 517 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,934 I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I'd feel bad for the knife! 518 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,146 Holy shit, Darlene, maybe you can handle this fucked up. 519 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,856 Yeah, I can, babe. 520 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,359 Come on, goofer dust, do your stuff! 521 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,445 - Hit the gas! - Hold on, baby! 522 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,365 Hey, Jimmy, stick this up your small snorkel dick. 523 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,201 - Whoo! 524 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,621 Thanks for all the constructive criticism. 525 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,165 Have a good one, pals. 526 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,960 And this is the alleged Princess of Darkness 527 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,671 who is supposed to bring upon Maximus Dawnus? 528 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,047 Look at this. 529 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,050 Poor little bubble girl can't even pop a bubble. 530 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,888 Death to Satan. 531 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,558 It's going to be fun to watch you watch him... 532 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,018 - die. 533 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,834 Ah, yes! 534 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,555 Hot diggity dog! 535 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,349 That went better than I thought it would. 536 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,684 Folks are gonna lose their shit. 537 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,936 You're a natural. 538 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,479 - Huh? - Well, this was 539 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,731 kind of like your debutante ball, you know, 540 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,484 to introduce your savagery to all the realms. 541 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,194 But you almost died. 542 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,571 Meh, nah, I wasn't gonna actually die. 543 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,324 I-I just wanted you to reach your full potential, 544 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,450 and you did. 545 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,827 If that's true, that is so fucked up. 546 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,412 You're one to talk. 547 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,707 I'm not the one who obliterated an entire arena. 548 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,251 You should feel proud. 549 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,628 Maybe we get some waffles to celebrate or-- 550 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,506 You good? 551 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,216 No, I'm not good. 552 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,259 I need a break. 553 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635 And if you wanna be my father, 554 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,637 you need to be honest from the start. 555 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,430 If not, I'm done. 556 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,018 Ow. 557 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,943 Hey, thanks for getting me out of the house tonight. 558 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,445 That's what girlfriends do for each other. 559 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,155 Yeah, yeah, I guess so. 560 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,700 Been a long time since I pulled an all-nighter. 561 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,911 I'm still kind of wired. You wanna go-- 562 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,913 To an underground casino that uses Jell-O shots 563 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,456 as chips and get in a fistfight? 564 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,417 I was thinking more like a diner. 565 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,168 Oh, the place on Elm serves drinks late, 566 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,546 and the waiters all look like Patrick Swayze in Road House. 567 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,965 Darlene, you dirty old rascal. 568 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,342 - Oh, wait, hold up. 569 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,056 Sorry, I just had to kill that goblin. 570 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,183 - Oh, yeah, that thing. - Yeah. 571 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,644 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 572 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,813 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 573 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,109 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ 574 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,695 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 575 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,948 ♪ You're moving farther away ♪ 576 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,618 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 577 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,997 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 578 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,512 - You failed us! 579 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,431 You have no job, no dick. 580 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,557 Get out. 581 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,600 No! 582 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,642 No! 583 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,397 I know what I have to do. 584 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,442 - Hold up, what? - Yup. 585 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,944 I'm gonna kill the girl who shot my dick off. 586 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,863 Wow, so you no longer want 587 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,032 to kill the Antichrist to save the world? 588 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,450 Nope. 589 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,577 I just wanna get her back for getting my dick shot off. 590 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,622 You know, we've been friends since we were in college, 591 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,624 and you've always been the guy who... 592 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,626 Purged the world of demonic forces. 593 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,294 Yeah, that's changed. 594 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,088 I don't know if you ever got your dick shot off, 595 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,547 but it narrows your scope. 596 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,509 I like this for you. It's refreshingly simple. 597 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,718 Thanks, Tony. 598 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,762 Well, I should probably head out. 599 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,972 I've got a little girl to kill. 600 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,110 Captioned by Captionmax