1 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,506 Warning. The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, 2 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,175 so for your safety 3 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,218 and the protection of those around you, 4 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,055 do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see. 5 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,145 That look all right? 6 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,480 Just turn it up, here, turn it up. 7 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,065 See? It's recording. 8 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,025 - Okay. - And then 9 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,945 Should I wear my glasses for this? 10 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,781 It'll it'll be okay. 11 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,657 Go ahead. 12 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,951 Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville, United States of America, 13 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,495 and I'll be doin' a little article 14 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,163 on self-defense equipment. 15 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,457 We're goin' to drive out to the desert and 16 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,252 I have a .38 hammerless 17 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,338 nice and light Smith and Wesson, 18 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,924 that's got all the stopping power of a nine millimeter. 19 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,717 And I'll be gettin' shot in the chest 20 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,137 with this 911 21 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,350 level IIA Kevlar vest. 22 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:44,104 Oh, and, to absorb some of the impact from the bullet, 23 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,272 I'll be putting these magazines, 24 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,275 couple of Hustlers and a couple of Leg Worlds, under the vest 25 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,778 to avoid any and all blunt-force trauma. 26 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,863 All right. 27 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,991 That's why I'd rather have someone else shoot me. 28 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:57,992 fuckin' sketch, man. - Hang on a sec. 29 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,577 Like that, Jason? 30 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,205 Uh, looks pretty good. 31 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,712 I can't handle this, dude. 32 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,382 Dude, it's fuckin' sketch, man. 33 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,175 Dude, don't be stupid. 34 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,512 Say a prayer, dude. 35 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,514 This is beyond dumb. 36 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,600 Let's fuckin' go. 37 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,352 Now you gotta go the whole way around. 38 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,563 - You sure? - I can't handle this. 39 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,939 P.J., let's fucking go. 40 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,440 Find out where the bullet went. 41 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,234 P.J. 42 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,944 Come on, man! 43 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,116 P.J., let's fucking go. 44 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,161 I'm about to throw a fuckin' rock at you. Let's go. 45 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,918 It's the next one. 46 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,170 P.J., come on! 47 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,671 I can't handle this. 48 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:52,547 Make sure you got it fuckin' 49 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,800 P.J. 50 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,345 This is so fuckin' lame, I can't even tell you right now. 51 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,057 Forget it. 52 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,812 Let's go. 53 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,110 Let's go, dude. Just go. 54 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,320 Put it in the thing and go. 55 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,571 Didn't hurt? 56 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,239 No, I was kinda scared though. 57 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,538 See? Didn't even leave a fucking-- 58 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,457 Dude, I told you guys. 59 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,750 Look at the powder burn. 60 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,043 I know. 61 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,003 Yeah, I was shaking a little. 62 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,880 You guys wanna go watch it on the TV? 63 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,298 Fuck yeah. 64 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,890 Smile, this is gonna be great. 65 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,477 Walk away, back away, back away, back away, 66 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,314 back away, back away, back away. 67 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,441 Ow! Ow, fuck! Ow, fuck! 68 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,734 Fuck! 69 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,943 Fuck! 70 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,571 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 71 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,909 Oh! Ow! 72 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,838 Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay! 73 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,990 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 74 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,003 Fuck! 75 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,839 Oh, fuck! 76 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,678 Welcome to the first day of our final film. 77 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,347 So what are you feeling? 78 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,600 Uh, I'm sad. 79 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,311 How come? 80 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,358 I guess, uh 81 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,861 a big part of my, our life is 82 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,321 almost over. 83 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,990 Does it make you sad, Chris? 84 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,033 No, I'm not in touch with my emotions. 85 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,248 So we have a new Jackass cast member. 86 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,666 His name's 1W-Larry. 87 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,543 He's a humanoid robot. 88 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,504 And voicing that robot 89 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,256 is Mr. Adam Ray. 90 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,342 And you're going to be making history today 91 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,637 with the first robot-to-human prostate exam. 92 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,223 This is what Jackass looks like at 50, I guess. 93 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,643 -We are of that age -Damn good, though. 94 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,729 where we have to get prostate exams. 95 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,772 -Yes, this is raising awareness. -And so we hired the finest. 96 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,149 You see the finger on that thing? 97 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,901 I did. 98 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,152 Yeah, that's not a finger, by the way. 99 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,737 It's a claw. 100 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,866 You're going to run into some trouble around mid-finger. 101 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,869 It's not there. It's this side that's all sharp. 102 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,579 How many times have you done this, Larry? 103 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:31,135 Maybe "letting it rip" is a bad choice of words, Larry. 104 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,472 I'm Steve-O, and prostate health is super important. 105 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,391 So, this is the robot rectal exam. 106 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,643 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 107 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,397 - They're off. - Stay safe. 108 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,566 Non-lubricated condoms. 109 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,817 No, we have lube. 110 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,237 Oh, my God, it's so sharp. 111 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,489 Here, I'm just gonna put a little lube on for you. 112 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,907 Crunchy peanut butter. 113 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,326 - Oh, no. - Why crunchy? 114 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,494 Drop the laundry. 115 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,537 Oh, my God. 116 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,250 Oh, gross! 117 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378 Wait, wait, wait. 118 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,129 Slow down, Larry. 119 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,173 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 120 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,925 Wait. Wait. 121 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,555 There we go, there we go! 122 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,645 Spread 'em out! Steve-O, spread 'em out! 123 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,898 Spread those cheeks out! Somebody help him. 124 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,861 Steve! 125 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,989 Is your chocolate in his peanut butter 126 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,199 or his peanut butter in your chocolate? 127 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,868 We need more peanut butter. 128 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,205 Oh, my God! 129 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,748 There we go! 130 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,420 You're almost almost there. 131 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,047 That's it. That's it. 132 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,553 Breathe. Go, Larry! 133 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,471 Get down! 134 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,853 Lean over. 135 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,610 Oh, my God. 136 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,362 Hey, Larry, let Lance smell your finger. 137 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,911 Lookit, it's not that bad. 138 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,373 Yep. Yep. Yep. 139 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,253 Not on your damn camera! 140 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,970 I'll help you. 141 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,138 -Okayhere we go. -I got you. 142 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,101 I got you. I got you. 143 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,738 Don't move! 144 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,034 Okay, let go, Larry. Let go, Larry. 145 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662 Larry, let go! let go! 146 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,748 He's got his dick all the way! Oh, my God! 147 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,085 Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 148 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,128 Oh, my God, dude. 149 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,055 Thank you. Thank you. 150 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:21,972 Good job, Steve-O. 151 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,890 Thanks, guys. 152 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,186 Can I ask a question? 153 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,604 Yeah. 154 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,189 Why is this the last movie? 155 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,610 Well, I can't ride red rockets or bulls anymore, 156 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,987 so it felt like the natural place to stop. 157 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,240 Yeah, I'm certainly not gonna ride those rockets. 158 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,741 Or the bulls. 159 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,243 You know, we were talking, it's like 160 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,703 you know, we got all this footage 161 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287 no one's seen before or barely seen, 162 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,374 and we can pick our all-time favorite bits, 163 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,668 and, uh, shoot some new footage 164 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,171 and I'll get to see the warhammer again. 165 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,426 Well, if a scene requires me to get into my birthday suit, 166 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,137 the answer just might be yes. 167 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,309 Okay, this is called the "Golf Course Airhorn." 168 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853 When people tee off, 169 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,980 when they're coming down with their swing, 170 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,023 we're going to blow these airhorns. 171 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,989 Oh. 172 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,501 - Here she goes again. - No. Is it another one? 173 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,963 She still hit it really good. 174 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,701 What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? 175 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,286 I told you I was gonna kick your ass. 176 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,705 Here, you've lost your club. Sorry. 177 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,956 Didn't I tell you I was gonna come over here and kick your ass for that? 178 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,417 What? I'm sorry, I got bursitis. 179 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,669 - You got bursitis? - Yeah. 180 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,546 - So that means you gotta play with a horn? - -It helps. 181 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,381 I'll give you something to play with, pal. 182 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,008 Sorry, it won't happen again. 183 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,143 Oh, he's gonna fucking-- 184 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,771 He took his glove. He threw-- 185 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662 Oh, fuck. 186 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,538 Shit, he's teein' off. He's teein' off! Get down! 187 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,580 Oh, shit. 188 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,838 Get back. 189 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172 - Get down! Get down! - Watch this, wait, wait. 190 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549 - Get down, Dimitri! - Wait. 191 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,932 Oh, fuck. 192 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,978 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 193 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,772 This is Tory Belleci, international scientist. 194 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483 This is "Follow the Leader." 195 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,071 So what's gonna happen is Knoxville's gonna move his arm 196 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407 and an electrical signal will go into the computer, 197 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,701 and then he will be able to control your arms. 198 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,454 -What? -So, all you need to do is flex your muscle. 199 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,497 No problem. 200 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,665 Yeah. 201 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,129 All right. 202 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,964 - Oh, my God. - Holy shit! 203 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,591 - What? - Dude. 204 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343 What the heck? That's a lotta electroids! 205 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,432 Can we get Poopies a coffee, please? 206 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,641 How hot is that coffee? 207 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,685 Hot. 208 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,270 Have a little bit of coffee, Poopies. I'm sure it'll be-- 209 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,235 I think somebody needs to shave. 210 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112 - Here is a - Gotta shave. 211 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780 almost-new shaver. 212 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991 Couple of weeks old. Just start shaving. 213 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,035 - You gotta get-- - All you gotta-- Yeah, that's good. 214 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703 -That's good. -You missed a spot, yeah? 215 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,459 Lance, why are you not-- 216 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,962 Look, Lance is not looking. 217 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339 Hey, Poopies, you gotta get it underneath. 218 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674 I know what you want me to do, and 219 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,844 I'll do it. 220 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642 Yeah, yeah, doing good. 221 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,477 Oh, my God. 222 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,853 Get the middle. Get the middle. 223 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313 Get the middle. 224 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,692 It looks so graceful. 225 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319 Oh! 226 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,449 That was a close shave. 227 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,202 Zach does not, as of yet, have a tattoo from me. 228 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913 Oh, okay, well, let's do Zach. 229 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,665 And what tattoo are you giving? 230 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,501 I'm gonna give Zach a nice, nipple smiley face. 231 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,835 That's a beautiful canvas. 232 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,714 I mean, if you want me to have the fuckin' art on there 233 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,424 Why're you yelling at me? 234 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510 I would like this to come out good. 235 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,637 Me, too. I'm on your side. 236 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,057 I promise, hand to my heart. 237 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,767 Okay, don't mess this up, Steve-O. 238 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185 Steady hand. 239 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854 -Sorry. -Okay. 240 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,320 He can't get it centered. 241 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,323 That wasn't even close. 242 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618 I'm not doin' it yet. 243 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412 - Okay. - I'm not doin' it yet. 244 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122 I'm doing it! 245 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,873 You fucking-- 246 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003 You got it, Steve-O! 247 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089 Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! 248 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,680 It's good. It looks good. It looks good. 249 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,682 It looks good. 250 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,684 How did that feel? 251 00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,852 Not good. 252 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,646 Holy shit. 253 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,606 Hey, Zach, it's pretty awesome, dude. 254 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,483 Oh, my God! 255 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,776 -Great job, Poopies. -Thank you. 256 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,070 Great job, Tory. Thanks, Steve-O. 257 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655 And Zach. 258 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,407 And thank God Bunny the Lifeguard's here 259 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,992 to make everything safe. 260 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,327 -Thank you. -Yeah, I-- I really don't-- 261 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,787 I still don't understand why 262 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,414 they asked for a lifeguard on duty, but 263 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,083 it's better to have one and not need him 264 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,085 than need him and not have him. 265 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,383 Well, the, the convict bit 266 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344 we've always wanted to include in our movies. 267 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,016 We shot it for the pilot of the TV show and got shut down. 268 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393 Our crew member got arrested. 269 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,022 MTV couldn't shoot in West Hollywood for ten years. 270 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648 So no one's really seen it. 271 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,109 It's been sitting there for 25 years. 272 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,694 It was total chaos. 273 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198 Today, I'm going to be an escapee 274 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,908 from the LA County Jail 275 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409 and go into a hardware store 276 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120 and see if they'll lend me a hacksaw. 277 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330 Ow. 278 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,124 I see the lens. 279 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919 Okay. Good. 280 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253 Do I need some dirt on my face? 281 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,755 Try and get up closer to him. 282 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,839 He needs some on his neck, too. 283 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,426 Is my shirt too--? Ah, that's good. 284 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761 Should we slap you around? 285 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,221 Yeah, that helps. Thanks. 286 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,397 Okay. 287 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,319 Let me get somebody, okay? 288 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,084 Help me! 289 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,752 Excuse me, what's going on? 290 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,886 Someone help me! 291 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972 We're kind of closed for right now. 292 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,682 We're not letting anybody in. 293 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,358 He's probably an escapee from the jail or somewhere. 294 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153 Handcuffed in a sheriff's jumpsuit? 295 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821 Get outta my way. 296 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373 Fuck! 297 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,129 What? Oh, fuck me. 298 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,339 - Oh, fuck. - Oh, shit, no way. 299 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,592 What should we do? 300 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,552 Dude. 301 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469 - Get on the ground. - Keep filmin', dude. 302 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,971 Copy that. 303 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514 I have a good explanation for this. 304 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,057 How come you're not in jail? 305 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517 'Cause I don't belong there. 306 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144 How did you get out? 307 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,062 I was never in jail. 308 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522 What is this in the back? 309 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,482 -That's a microphone. -From what? 310 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359 Cause we're, ah, filming. 311 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,277 You're filming? 312 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,236 Yes, ma'am. 313 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,114 That is really stupid! 314 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,413 We didn't mean to cause a ruckus. 315 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,333 You're wearing an LA county jumpsuit with handcuffs on, what do you think? 316 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,169 Yeah, I guess I wasn't thinking, too. I apologize. 317 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,046 You got a camera on you? 318 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,006 - Is it off? - It's on. 319 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,758 It's on? Are you filming this? 320 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,092 Turn it off! 321 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,013 So, upon arrival today, 322 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,265 we were informed by Mr. Cliver that 323 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,975 our production manager informed us 324 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561 we are on officially on hiatus. 325 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,064 A kind of suspension because of the incident yesterday 326 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,690 at the hardware store. 327 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,110 But I guess this show may get to air, it may not. 328 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,821 But 329 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,449 - Have anything to add, Jeff? - I do not. 330 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078 I think let's just think about the poo cocktail today. 331 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,913 Right. We're focusing on the poo cocktail. 332 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997 Yeah. 333 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,499 My name is Johnny Knoxville, 334 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,000 and this is the "Poo Cocktail." 335 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092 I think it's about ten years ago today 336 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761 that I was doin' the first Poo Cocktail, 337 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,513 and now you're taking the reins 338 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,515 and taking it to a whole other level. 339 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,394 I'm Steve-O, and this is the "Poo Cocktail Supreme." 340 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,024 All right. Good luck. 341 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,738 You ready, Steve-O? 342 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990 No. 343 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536 Order up! Poo Cocktail Supreme! 344 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543 Oh, shit! 345 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,649 He's puking. 346 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,282 Dude, it fuckin' reeks, man! 347 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578 What is, what's wrong with you, Bam? 348 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,583 Are you okay, Steve-O? 349 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,626 Oh, my God. 350 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045 It's gonna be ugly. I don't know if you wanna see this. 351 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,467 Oh, my God. 352 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968 Oh, Jesus! 353 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 354 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,846 Help him out of there. 355 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056 - Let him out! - Oh, my God. 356 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,101 Oh! 357 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,898 -Look at him! -Oh, my God. 358 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566 Jump in that lake right now. 359 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,817 The worst damn thing you can imagine. 360 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902 Oh, my God. 361 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,362 Oh, my God. 362 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,124 Jesus! 363 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543 Yeah, dude. 364 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,711 That was rad. 365 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,879 It went so high. 366 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,048 It was so scary. 367 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,927 This is the kind of extreme shit 368 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220 that those extreme dudes don't even think of. 369 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851 I mean, that had it all. 370 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,229 That had danger, it had shit. 371 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,815 It had puke. 372 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650 Yeah, that's what this show's all about. 373 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569 And sex appeal. 374 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574 Do it! 375 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036 Oh! 376 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,790 Jesus Christ. What an idiot. 377 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005 Hey, Larry! 378 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,340 Where you been? 379 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,012 - He's drunk. - -He's had a couple of drinks. 380 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,639 He's a little wobbly right now. 381 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517 We're about to give Poopies lip injections 382 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,853 to make him 23% more gorgeous. 383 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,816 Oh, my gosh! He got you! 384 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360 Hello, Dr. Julie. 385 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154 - Hello. - Hi. 386 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,738 This is Poopies, and we want to make him more handsome 387 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:09,906 with some lip injections. 388 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,450 -Can you help us? -Yes. 389 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,119 Holy shit. Are you serious? 390 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,289 So, during this whole movie, I'm gonna have the biggest lips. 391 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,874 You're gonna have the most beautiful lips. 392 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292 -Full lips. -Full. 393 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,127 - Oh, my God. - Volumptious. 394 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,130 I'm Poopies, and this is "Lip Filler." 395 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,633 Okay, normally, people get numbing, but 396 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,135 Normally people get numbing. 397 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428 -No, you don't need it. -No? 398 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971 -No, no numbing. -Okay. Just relax. 399 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,598 What is this you're putting in? 400 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,849 - This is hyaluronic acid. - Oh, this is it. 401 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,103 - Don't move, either. - That's a long-ass needle. 402 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,897 - Stay still. - Oh, my God. 403 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,482 You're gonna get so much work after this. 404 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,233 Shit! 405 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,238 - Now we're doin' good. - Oh, my God! All right. 406 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,531 -Yeah! -Holy shit! 407 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,617 All right, we can go bigger. 408 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,120 You can go bigger. 409 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872 Now we're gonna do the bottom. 410 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,832 Damn! I thought that was about it. 411 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,084 Dude, what the fuck is this shit? 412 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669 You look awesome, Poopies. 413 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,088 Is it supposed to have the right side be bigger? 414 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,262 I think I can probably put just a little bit more and that's it. 415 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389 - Sexy is the word. - -Oh, fuck, it's turning white! 416 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,266 What the fuck? 417 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,645 I look more like one of those botched fucking housewives. 418 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,606 Yeah. 419 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,487 Oh, fucking Larry. 420 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,821 They're all lumpy and shit. 421 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323 I think it looks good. 422 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,908 All right! Way to go, Poopies. 423 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,743 - Yeah, you're good. - Yeah! 424 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,870 What are you pouting at? 425 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,248 On Jackass Forever, Knoxville and I 426 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,833 are just interviewing the new guys 427 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,418 and straight up, like, 428 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,170 "Poopies, are you afraid of anything?" 429 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964 He's like, "Well, I'll tell you what. 430 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,549 I don't like the dark, and I don't like--" 431 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592 You know, just like layin' it all out. Like 432 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,844 But I don't think Bam ever told us he was scared of snakes. 433 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,265 We just kinda happened to figure it out when snakes came out. 434 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,976 Once we figured that out, it sure wrote a lot of bits. 435 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,688 You know, the worse the experience is 436 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,857 the better it looks on screen. 437 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,070 So, today we're going to bring the cast 438 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,613 into this room, two at a time, 439 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699 to shoot a rattlesnake stunt. 440 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,784 But that's just a ruse to get them in here, 441 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,662 so we can lock the door, turn out the lights 442 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,289 and make their life a living hell. 443 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,584 This is "Silence of the Lambs." 444 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:27,752 You hear that? 445 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,504 What is it? 446 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547 - That's a rattlesnake. - No, it isn't. 447 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,715 It is. Listen. 448 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,341 - Oh, really? - Jules. 449 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801 But you're not a part of this bit. 450 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386 You're in peanut gallery. 451 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,929 He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake. 452 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639 He's gonna release it on the ground. 453 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,808 Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set it on its head, 454 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,144 and then I'm going to try 455 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729 and take the cookie off its head. 456 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,939 And this is a western diamondback rattlesnake. 457 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,399 He's about five feet and change. 458 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,318 Very, very venomous. 459 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,194 He will bite you if you get too close, 460 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,529 and he will kill you. Or try to. 461 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,948 -I'm not kidding. -Whoa. 462 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,283 - Ready? - I'm gonna sit back. 463 00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,826 Chris, you're fucking nuts, man. 464 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,286 Whoa, shit, dude. 465 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247 - Oh, fuck. - Dude! 466 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,499 - Oh, fuck. - Oh, my God. 467 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,584 It's got a big head, though. 468 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,960 Jesus! 469 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,254 They can strike so fast. 470 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,466 He will absolutely kill you, son, at two heartbeats per second. 471 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,800 Can you feel my heart? 472 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,595 Wow, dude! 473 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,305 All right. 474 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,848 It's goin' as fast as that rattlesnake. 475 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,391 That's why I won't do this. 476 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,644 I'm really scared for Johnny right now. 477 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,604 All right, let's put the snake away 478 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,481 and get these guys mic''d. It's time to do this. 479 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,690 They're huge, man. Those are big-ass snakes. 480 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,652 All right, switch the bucket. 481 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153 Let's get the snake out of the room. 482 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,370 Is there an antidope here? 483 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,622 Okay, let's get Knoxville for me. 484 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,249 That is what it's called. Antivenom, not antidope. 485 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,502 What's antidope mean? I don't even know. 486 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,506 What's antidope? 487 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,883 Uh, that's like-- 488 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,093 Oh, my fucking God. 489 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469 - No! - No! 490 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096 Goddamn! 491 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,889 Oh, fuck you, guys. 492 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,642 Wait, how-- Why are we the only ones in here now? 493 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,976 I don't know, dude. 494 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,773 Doggone it! 495 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,441 Oh, fuck this, let's go! 496 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,484 He's driving himself around? 497 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,611 Oh, no! No! 498 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,154 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 499 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239 Welcome to hell. 500 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,907 Please, no! 501 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,492 Wait, dude, where's the fuckin' light? 502 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,743 Bam, seriously, there's a snake in that bucket, 503 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,412 so don't fucking swing around. 504 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,373 Well, where should I go? What am I gonna do? 505 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,376 Oh, fuck! 506 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,669 So, if we get bit, we die. 507 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,337 Yeah, oh, God! 508 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131 Are you serious? 509 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,216 Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? 510 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,135 Dude, come on. 511 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181 Knox, what the fuck? Come on. 512 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,395 Dude. Come on. 513 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231 What the fuck? 514 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,649 I'm gonna break that fucking door down. 515 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984 Do it, Ehren. 516 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,404 Did they just-- 517 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,490 Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys! 518 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,867 All right, knock over the bucket 519 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,034 and cue the snake sound. 520 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,911 Oh, shit! 521 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,665 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! 522 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,667 Everyone, stay-- Guys, stay on the couch. 523 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,793 The fuckin' snake. 524 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,795 -Bam. -Yeah? 525 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006 You gotta be cool, man, there's a fuckin' snake in here. 526 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,507 - Yo, I don't know what to do. - -Stay where you are. 527 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,050 All right. 528 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,888 Dude, it bit me, I think. 529 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,556 Jeff, Bam got bit! No fuckin' shit. 530 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,894 - I can't do it. - I just showed up. 531 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,105 Just turn on the lights, all right? 532 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,816 That's it! That's it! That's enough! That's enough! 533 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,026 There's a snake, Dave! 534 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528 Where are you, Ehren? Ehren. 535 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322 Ehren! What the fuck? 536 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,200 -Ehren! -How am I supposed to even help you, Dave? 537 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,743 Just-- I just need to know you're there. 538 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,996 Fuck this! 539 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,624 - Ehren! -Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. 540 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,792 I got a weapon. 541 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,168 Don't hit me, Ehren. 542 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628 - No, I got a weapon. - Ehren! 543 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,213 -Don't hit me! -You fuckin'-- 544 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,631 Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me! 545 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,882 Ehren, answer me. 546 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,053 Ah, fuck! There's a door! 547 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,388 Dave, over here! Dave, this way! 548 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,265 -Yeah, right. Fuck that door. -Dave, this way! 549 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,391 Fuck that. There's something bad over there probably. 550 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810 No, I promise! 551 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,603 No, you don't know shit. 552 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,022 There's a door I just opened, I swear to God! 553 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,232 Oh, wow, how convenient. 554 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,984 Come this way. I swear to God, 555 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,236 - I'm not lying to you. - Fuck that door. 556 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,278 You're on your own then, fucker. 557 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,489 Shit! 558 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,787 Ehren! 559 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,207 What the fuck is going on?! 560 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,377 I can't even I can't even fucking do it. 561 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,587 What the fuck is this? 562 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,884 Holy shit! 563 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,344 Motherfuckin'-- 564 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,266 Oh, my God! 565 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226 Ow! Fucking bitch! 566 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,352 Keep going to the right, Bam. 567 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,728 I don't trust you now. 568 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,729 If you got the fucking-- 569 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,064 Bam just got bit. 570 00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,941 I got bit, Jeff! 571 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359 I'm going-- Okay, I'm done fuckin' with you, okay? 572 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,069 -It's buzzin' over there. -Here. 573 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,571 I'm done fuckin' with you. I'm helping you. 574 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781 'Cause you got-- Bam, you got snakebit. 575 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,658 We gotta get you medical attention. 576 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,785 Come on, Bam. Come on, buddy. Let's go. Let's go. 577 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,912 Everyone, I'm done fucking around! 578 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,290 You gotta let-- You gotta open the door. Okay. 579 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,959 Okay. 580 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,043 You got-- Okay, close it! 581 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045 No! No! No! 582 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,922 No! 583 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,049 Dude, I'll fuck-- 584 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260 That's it, that's it! That's it! 585 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,179 It got me! Okay? It got me! 586 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,348 The snake got you? 587 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,895 -In the leg and in the ribs. -In the leg and the ribs? 588 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,854 Please! 589 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,772 Fuck! 590 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482 I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest. 591 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,067 Turn on the lights. 592 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,236 Okay, okay. 593 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,363 -Welcome to the set, Bam-Bam! -Oh, my God. 594 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,576 Zach, you all right? 595 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,911 - Holy shit! - -I crawled through the fuckin' thing! 596 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,245 I heard Zach and it sounded like 597 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,288 he was gettin' murdered in here. 598 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,374 I thought this was like the only way to get out. 599 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,085 So I just climbed over it, and then it broke. 600 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,838 Oh, my God, man. 601 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,589 Did you think there was a snake in the room? 602 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,257 Fuck, yeah! 603 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,508 -You thought you were gettin' bit? -Yeah! 604 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,802 Oh, fuck. 605 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560 God! 606 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,520 This whole fuckin' place is probably rigged. 607 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,397 It is, isn't it? 608 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941 It is, isn't it? 609 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,527 See, when I come up with my ideas, 610 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,196 I don't write them down. 611 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:32,408 I just draw a picture and fax it to Los Angeles. 612 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,411 I just drew a picture of a fat-ass and a little guy 613 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330 with a bungee cord connected. 614 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500 This is "The Bungee Jump." 615 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,462 Are you ready, Preston? 616 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,463 Just go, just go. 617 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508 Three two one. 618 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,849 Yes! Yes! 619 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,268 Yes, yes! Oh, my God. 620 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,479 - You did it! - That worked perfect! 621 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,944 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 622 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,072 Welcome to our production of "The Marionettes." 623 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408 I smell a Tony. Let's go. 624 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,372 Fade in. Timmy, ten years old. 625 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,000 A pasty, dimwitted but unlikeable boy, 626 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,210 makes his way through the town square. 627 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,963 He spots Dolores, 11 years old. 628 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,716 Dolores is pretty, like an old catcher's mitt, 629 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,676 and only has one nut. 630 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,885 Timmy: 631 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,220 Good morning, Dolores. 632 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,972 I want to take you to the dance, 633 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:40,393 but I heard Ugly Jeff asked you, and I was shocked. 634 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,687 Timmy is hit with Taser-gun darts. 635 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,813 What? 636 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,857 No, fuck that! No, fuck that! 637 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,906 Don't be mad at me. Be mad at the narrator. 638 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,824 Stop it! 639 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,075 Fuck you! 640 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,329 Fuck! 641 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457 Timmy: 642 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,500 Gimme a second, Adam fuckin' Ray! 643 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,128 Timmy, you're holding up the play! 644 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,255 How can I win her love? 645 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,258 I sure could use a little help. 646 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,760 Up in the rafters, 647 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,888 a cute, but soon to be crabby Cupid appears. 648 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931 Oh, fuck. 649 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,727 Oh, fuck. 650 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,354 Cupid: 651 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:29,984 Timmy, I'm shocked it took you so long to summons me. 652 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,736 I'm gonna beat you, Chris. 653 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409 Okay! Ah! 654 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370 Pineapples? 655 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414 What does pineapples have to do with Cupid? 656 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,501 Cupid then pulls the bow back on his love arrow 657 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,586 and shoots Dolores in the eye. 658 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,297 Sorry. 659 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,465 I'm not Dolores, man! 660 00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,383 Sorry! 661 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,386 - Timmy: - Dolores, you drive me crazy! 662 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,181 I feel like my heart is going to explode. 663 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,016 A large brick of firecrackers 664 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,851 is duct-taped to Timmy's chest, 665 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,978 and a very long fuse is lit. 666 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,314 No! 667 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,233 - Oh, shit. - No! 668 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,153 Timmy's heart explodes like a cantaloupe. 669 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,238 It's burning me! 670 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,909 Oh, fuck! 671 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:21,327 - Oh, shit! - What? 672 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,912 Oh, fuck! 673 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,413 And then, our two living actors 674 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,915 take their triumphant final bows 675 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,126 as Timmy hangs there lifeless and limp. 676 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,335 The End. 677 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,838 Yay! 678 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256 Two thumbs up. 679 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,303 All right, well, this is an opportunity that I'm gonna enjoy. 680 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,140 Mr. Knoxville 681 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,894 Did you choose to host Fear Factor for the money, 682 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,438 or because it really turned you on creatively? 683 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,274 Tell the truth! 684 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,194 I It turned me on... 685 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,196 ...creatively! 686 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,367 Keep going. Keep going. 687 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,708 All right. Here we go. 688 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,262 Poof! I'm an old prick now. 689 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,354 Hello, ladies! 690 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,522 Hey, grandpa, how you doin'? 691 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,691 Good! How you doin', baby? 692 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,193 All right! 693 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,531 Wow. 694 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041 He's got his jim dog out! 695 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,505 How are you ladies doin' down here? 696 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,300 What you gon' do, watch it or watch us? 697 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,885 I came to watch you girls. 698 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,640 You ladies are going to get all worked up 699 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,101 and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there. 700 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,187 What's your name? 701 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,230 Irving. 702 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,193 Maybe some of these ladies'll want a serving of Irving, 703 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,903 if you know what I'm sayin'. 704 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,154 If you ready for the next entertainer, 705 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,906 then somebody say, "I am!" 706 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,115 I am! 707 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409 He's harder than a horseshoe! 708 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038 I'm pretty loose right now, 709 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,665 but I could probably get it goin'. 710 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,669 She wants to see mine? 711 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,755 I'll show her mine right now! 712 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna. I'm gonna walk the red carpet. 713 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,470 Yeah, I'm gonna shake it! 714 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,021 I don't know what the fuck is goin' on. 715 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,876 No, he is not gonna stay. 716 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,116 I'm Bam Margera. 717 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,786 And I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today. 718 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,955 Come on, Bam. 719 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,166 No, I gotta go to work, jerk-off! 720 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,126 Stop it! 721 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,420 Come on, I gotta go the hell to work on time! 722 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,672 Will you stop? 723 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,760 Should I be naked like the dummy? 724 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,347 As long as you'll strap me in, I'll do it. 725 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,267 Five, four, three, two, one! 726 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,481 Oh, shit. 727 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,524 Oh! 728 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,574 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 729 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,785 Yeah, I guess I will have to hold on like a motherfucker. 730 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,746 Oh, my God, that's crazy! 731 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331 Oh, please. 732 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,792 It's weird to strap a dummy to a big rocket 733 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,461 and then see it go off 734 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,256 and then say, "All right, time for you to get on, Knox." 735 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,136 It's moments like these when you know 736 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,056 Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude. 737 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,141 Dun, da-da-da-dun, da-da-da-dun 738 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,810 da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-dun 739 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,603 I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie. 740 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,023 Knoxville's gonna see 741 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,900 what the moon's gonna look like. 742 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,488 He is gonna go definitely 60 feet up in the air. 743 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,864 He's gonna get annihilated. 744 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,658 But I don't want to tell him that. 745 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,077 You're gonna be just fine! 746 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,537 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 747 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,539 and this is my "Big Red Rocket." 748 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,544 Five, four, three, two, one, go! 749 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,053 What the fuck was that? 750 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,847 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 751 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,056 Holy shit, dude. 752 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975 What? What? 753 00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,476 Well, usually, the rockets fail 754 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,103 backwards and forwards, I was told, 755 00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,480 but there was a rocket that came out the side. 756 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,899 If it'd been like right here 757 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,360 that'd been a picture-wrap on old Knoxville. 758 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,990 And now we're trying it again. It's rocket launch take two. 759 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,117 I'm scared just watching. 760 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910 -I know, yeah. -I want a Lance helmet. 761 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,704 I have full, like, adrenaline. 762 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541 This isn't the best idea ever. 763 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,334 Yes, it is. 764 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,880 I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to the moon! 765 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,884 Five, four, three, two, one! 766 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,218 Later. 767 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,310 Yeah! Yeah! 768 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,898 If you're okay, give us a thumbs-up! 769 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,403 He held onto it. 770 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,779 That was incredible. 771 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,243 Totally awesome! 772 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,125 All right, we're having a little party at the office. 773 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045 But unfortunately, Ron's in there 774 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,463 and he's in a terrible mood 775 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,340 because his wife left him again. 776 00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:50,883 Poor Ron. 777 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,801 We're gonna have to go cheer him up. 778 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:53,886 That's right. Let's kill him with kindness, fellas. 779 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,346 It's party time, boys. 780 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,347 Okay, let's do it, let's do it. 781 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:56,931 All right, let's do it. 782 00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,141 Let's go cheer up Ron. 783 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,851 Hey, Ron, what do you say? 784 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,561 We'll just have a little cake and fun in here? 785 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,188 Hey, Ron, I heard about the breakup. 786 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314 Yeah. 787 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,820 Fucking Ron! 788 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,448 Hey, Ron, come on-- Ow! Shit, Ron! 789 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,116 Ow! 790 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,244 I will fucking call HR. 791 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,495 Ow! 792 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,039 Oh, that was my arm! 793 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,339 I'm starting to think he's racist. 794 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,135 Ron can smell his wife's cheap perfume 795 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,263 all over Jasper, and he's furious. 796 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,557 Ron, it's cool. 797 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,977 Oh, no! 798 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,237 Wellthat solves the office mystery 799 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,030 about who fucked Ron's wife. 800 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,711 I'm Steve-O. Oh, fuck! 801 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,593 Oh, why do I have to be Steve-O? 802 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:23,892 I'm Steve-O and this is "Tee Ball." 803 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,651 I remember seeing the footage 804 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,320 of the "Box Down Stairs" when 805 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,573 right after it was shot, in the editing room, and 806 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,783 I always wondered why it wasn't allowed to be on TV, 807 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,744 and then I found out that it was too imitate-able? 808 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,703 Yeah. 809 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038 Duh. 810 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,706 Yeah, I got two herniated discs 811 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,334 because of the "Box Down Stairs." 812 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,044 We put a pillow in there, or two. 813 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129 Yeah, thank you. Thanks for those pillows. 814 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,300 Oh, man, it killed! 815 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,682 You need one for his head. 816 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,143 All right, just tuck your head down. 817 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,738 Let's hurry up and do this! 818 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239 No worries, we're getting it taped up. 819 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,699 Can you breathe? 820 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,284 Not well. 821 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,042 All right, let's go. You ready? 822 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632 Oh! Oh. 823 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,181 Get it back up. 824 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,225 Wait, is this the top or the bottom? 825 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,774 Oh. 826 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,485 You okay? 827 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,945 No, I'm not. 828 00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,614 That really hurt. I wanna see a playback. 829 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,241 At one point, it just took off, 830 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,742 like you actually got airborne. 831 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290 In the first Olympics, they performed naked. 832 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,710 -Oh, yeah. -And 833 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,587 we would like to do, uh, 834 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,798 one of the events from the first Olympics, 835 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,174 the high jump, 836 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,968 and if you would do it buck naked. 837 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,053 Okay. 838 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,847 And you know how they do it. 839 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,349 They kinda run at it and then they kinda turn? 840 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,767 Yeah, yeah, Fosbury flop. 841 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,269 Yeah, the old Fosbury flop. 842 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,104 -Yeah. -I think it's Dick Fosbury. 843 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,814 -Yeah. -Oh, is that who invented it? 844 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,899 Yeah, and now we got Big Dick Fosbury, 845 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,317 ol' Chris Pontius. 846 00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,405 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault". 847 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,906 Wait, I fucked up my rhythm. 848 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,204 - I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 849 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,456 Ah, I totally fucked up. 850 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,001 We need to get some clean sound of this. Get in close. 851 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,252 -Get in there. -Yeah, I got it. 852 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,796 All right, the Tahitian Dancer. 853 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,469 Detroit Muscle Rock. 854 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,397 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 855 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,692 Yes, Chris. 856 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,902 Whoo-hoo! 857 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,118 Yea-- Oh! 858 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,578 Almost 859 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,913 You started jumping from too far back. 860 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,247 I know, I completely fucked up. 861 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,500 Oh! 862 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,711 My angle was all wrong. 863 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,560 That was amazing. 864 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,571 Here comes Dunn. 865 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,887 No fucking way, dude! 866 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,265 We just spent so much time getting ready. 867 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:34,309 Is there blue on me? 868 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,894 I'm so happy. 869 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,229 There's a lot of blue. 870 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522 Dude, that thing goes. 871 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,403 What's the word on, uh, "Butt X-ray"? 872 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,488 There you go again. 873 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,115 Everyone's fuckin' saying to me I'm gonna do something 874 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,741 I fucking never said I was gonna do. You know? 875 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,201 I didn't fuckin' commit to that. 876 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,911 What do they want you to do? 877 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,289 They want me to fucking start shoving shit up my ass! 878 00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,500 I thought that was-- That wasn't your idea? 879 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,669 No, it wasn't my idea. 880 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,921 I mean, I was always entertained by the idea. 881 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,133 I never fuckin said I'd do it. You know? 882 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,135 So you're not doin' that. 883 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,928 Fuckin' highly doubt it. 884 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,597 You know? 885 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,931 And if there's a fuckin' problem with that 886 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057 then maybe someone else can start 887 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,559 shoving shit up their ass. 888 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,810 You know? 889 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,480 Now, I'm lubing up 890 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,232 I can't see the car, Ryan. 891 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,026 the little toy car 892 00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,819 because I'm going to put it in my butt. 893 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,701 Just shove it the fuck up. 894 00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,827 Oh, fuck. 895 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,704 Oh, fuck, no! 896 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,165 Dude, it feels so goddamn gross. 897 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,460 Really. You know what? 898 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,712 I'm really questioning myself right now. 899 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,632 Is it almost in? 900 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,883 It's in, dude. 901 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,343 - It's in? - Yeah. 902 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,386 - Let's go. - Oh, fuck! 903 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,889 I feel like I have to shit my ass. 904 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,771 Oh, fuck. 905 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,398 I'm not too excited about this skit. 906 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,858 It's not my favorite I've ever done, 907 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,526 because there's a toy car in my butt. 908 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695 But this is the "Butt X-Ray." 909 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,245 I think I need an X-ray. 910 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,872 - Antoine? - Yes? 911 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,208 How you doing? 912 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,542 Pretty good. 913 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,629 -I'm Ryan, and this-- -What can I do for you? 914 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,215 I was partying last night with some frat guys. 915 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,841 I passed out. 916 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,677 I must've fallen down and broken something 917 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,553 'cause I haven't been able to walk right since. 918 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972 We're gonna take X-ray now 919 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,223 -Okay. -to be sure. 920 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,558 -We'll take a look. -Okay. 921 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,230 This is comfy. 922 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,439 Hold your breath. Don't move. 923 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,913 Oh, wow! 924 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,831 What's that? What you got? 925 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,748 What is that? 926 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,419 - What the hell? - A car? 927 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,878 What is that? 928 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,131 Is his own car, no? The toy. 929 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,091 - The toy car. - Toy car? 930 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,300 This is the wheel. 931 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,386 See that? 932 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,742 What's that? 933 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:38,160 I have no idea. 934 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,703 That's not part of you. 935 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,705 That's something extra. 936 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,999 I woulda known if I ate that. 937 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,626 No, you won't be able to swallow that. 938 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,587 That is a car toy. 939 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,505 Well, how did a car toy get there? 940 00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,758 Maybe you stuck it up your ass. 941 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,468 I didn't stick anything up my ass. 942 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,595 God. Have you ever seen anything like that? 943 00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,181 No, I've never seen that in there. 944 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,017 I've seen the toy car all over, 945 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,811 but no, never in somebody's rectum. 946 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,396 You can't get it out? You don't have-- 947 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,024 No, I I'm a physician. 948 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,319 But I practice this, X-ray only. 949 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,030 You think maybe I can just you know, poop it out? 950 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,033 You won't be able to poop it out. 951 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,826 In fact, it will hurt you. 952 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,912 In fact, I 953 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,372 I don't think it's even good for you that you poop it out. 954 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,208 What will happen if you take Ex-Lax? 955 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,250 Will that help? 956 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,544 No, if he takes Ex-Lax, 957 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,506 he gets a Iot of diarrhea, but no car. 958 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,840 It's up there? 959 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176 He must drink a lot. 960 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,553 I mean, don't show it to everybody. 961 00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351 Yeah. 962 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691 I appreciate it. 963 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776 Thank you for taking care of me. 964 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,944 -Okay. -Thanks again. 965 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,238 I gotta see it! 966 00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080 It's still in your ass? 967 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,081 Yeah, we gotta go to the hotel 968 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,290 and pull this thing out. 969 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,717 - Ooh. - Oh! 970 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,053 Hit! Good. 971 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,892 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 972 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:30,230 Welcome to the "Dum Dum Game: Part Deux," 973 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,567 aka "Double Boom." 974 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,361 In this competition, our four competitors 975 00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,405 and our special guest star, 976 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,198 Paul Walter Hauser, 977 00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,285 are going to sit in this hot seat 978 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,078 and answer trivia questions. 979 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,122 Everyone ready to get started? 980 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,833 Let's raise Zach. 981 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,668 All right. 982 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,919 He's an angel. 983 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,796 Oh, boy, there's the double boom. 984 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,215 What the fuck? 985 00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,342 Jasper, take a seat. 986 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,512 Yeah, Jasper, let's go! 987 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,265 All right, Jasper. 988 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,143 Where was your father, Dark Shark, born? 989 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:09,227 Fuck. 990 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,062 What?! I mean, what? 991 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148 Dude, I'm trying to give you a softball. 992 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,733 Just drop him! 993 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,401 I'm guessing like Crenshaw, Venice area? 994 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,153 South Central. 995 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,157 Jesus Christ, Jasper! 996 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,408 It's all the same thing! 997 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:24,618 That's shameful. You should 998 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,244 -be embarrassed. -Really, Jasper? 999 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,914 Okay, what is Jeff's last name, our director? 1000 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,790 Dickhead. No, Tremaine, Tremaine. 1001 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,083 God, just get outta the chair! 1002 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,004 Yes, Jasper! 1003 00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,757 Paul, you realize you've already 1004 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,634 broke into show business, right? 1005 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,763 You don't need to be doing this. 1006 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:47,682 This is like a Make-a-Wish, if it were a punishment. 1007 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,977 I've seen worse asses, Zach. I'm just sayin'. 1008 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,103 -Thanks. -Okay. 1009 00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,191 How many Earths 1010 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,152 could fit inside our blazing sun? 1011 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,072 If you need to phone-a-friend, you can ask Larry here. 1012 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:02,989 Larry. 1013 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,285 Do you know how many Earths could fit inside of the sun? 1014 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,127 Oh, Larry! 1015 00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963 Fuck off, Larry. I'm gonna say seven. 1016 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,589 -Oh, you fucked that up. -I'm gonna say seven. 1017 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,758 One point three million. 1018 00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,680 Oh, boy. 1019 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:27,973 Poopies! Come on. 1020 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,225 Thank God I'm not last. 1021 00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,434 Well 1022 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,644 I don't think there is a last. 1023 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:33,937 It keeps going round and round. 1024 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,063 -Yeah, dummy. -Yeah. 1025 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,439 Dude, are you dumb? 1026 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,901 Ehren your face is ugly, so just-- 1027 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,236 Ooh! 1028 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,322 Wow, sick burn! 1029 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032 Oh, it smells. 1030 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,911 How many colors make up the classic rainbow? 1031 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,083 Blue, yellow, orange, green, purple 1032 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,043 Red 1033 00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,671 And 1034 00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,756 You got this, Poopies. 1035 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,675 White. 1036 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,679 Oh, my God. Lower it! 1037 00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,597 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1038 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,685 Let me just-- Wait, that's gotta move over a little more-- 1039 00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,021 Sorry, I just had to shift it over a little. 1040 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,147 Oh, my God. 1041 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,316 Okay. 1042 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:23,278 Poopies what color are the shoes I'm wearing? 1043 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990 I can't see. 1044 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,784 Don't look! 1045 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,619 - What color are the shoes I'm wearing? -Red. 1046 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,456 Wow! 1047 00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,499 Ehren's up! 1048 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,877 -Zach, you good? -Oh, yeah, I'm great. 1049 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,963 This sucks, dude. What the fuck? 1050 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,053 - Oh, my-- Oh, God. - Oh, Jesus. 1051 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,138 Please do not puke. 1052 00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931 Stop it! 1053 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,645 Okay, Ehren. 1054 00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,691 Who starred in and wrote 1055 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402 "The Meter Fairy"? 1056 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,987 I'm the Meter Fairy. 1057 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,073 That's-- That would be Ehren McGhehey. 1058 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,240 Danger Ehren. Me. 1059 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,950 All. Final answer. 1060 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,118 And that is the worst bit we've ever filmed. 1061 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,995 That's not cool, man! 1062 00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,338 Up, up, up, up, up! Up! 1063 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,060 Wait! 1064 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441 We gotta give it up to Zach for sure, dude. 1065 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235 Yay, Zach! 1066 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,363 That is it for the "Dum Dum Game: Part Deux." 1067 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,367 Some of my favorite bits are, 1068 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,494 like, ones that just, there's-- 1069 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,413 Like, we're sittin' around, we don't have anything to do. 1070 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,206 Then someone says, "Go get some Super Glue". 1071 00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:00,500 It's kinda like what happened with Brad Pitt. 1072 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,335 He was there 1073 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,337 to shoot "Night Monkey", 1074 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,172 and you're like, "Why don't we just kidnap you?" 1075 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,465 And he said, "Okay." 1076 00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,259 And we had the presence of mind 1077 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010 to call the police department 1078 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,013 to let them know to disregard 9-1-1 calls 1079 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,557 about Brad Pitt being kidnapped. 1080 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,601 "I know this just sounds really specific, 1081 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,311 but Brad Pitt's gonna be kidnapped." 1082 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,230 "But it's a joke." 1083 00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:25,567 "Yeah, it's a joke. That would never happen." 1084 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,113 Hi, I'm Brad Pitt and I'm gonna get abducted. 1085 00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,323 All right, good. See you out there. 1086 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,367 Fun with celebrities. 1087 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,931 Yo, Brad Pitt! 1088 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,975 No shit! 1089 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:02,520 No shit! No, it's Brad Pitt! Oh, how's it goin', dude? 1090 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,981 -It's slow. -All right, all right. Take a break, man. 1091 00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,608 Yeah, but can I get your autograph? 1092 00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:08,276 -Come on, man. -Yeah, get him, now! Get him! 1093 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,028 -Get in the fuckin' car! -What are you doing?! 1094 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,738 -Holy shit. -Wait! 1095 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,490 Hey, hey! Help! 1096 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,909 Help! Help! Help! Help! 1097 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,202 Hey, what are you doing to him? 1098 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,662 -Leave him alone. -Go, go, go! 1099 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,168 Son of a bitch. 1100 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,711 Oh, shit! 1101 00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,921 Look at him. 1102 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,924 Aw, fuck! 1103 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175 Yeah. 1104 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635 It's like a drug, yeah. 1105 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,928 Run the lights. 1106 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137 You get the license plate? 1107 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,805 Shit, someone call the cops. 1108 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,517 -Was that Brad Pitt? -Yeah. 1109 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,185 What just happened? What the fuck? 1110 00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937 Brad Pitt got kidnapped. 1111 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,648 Yeah, yeah, it was Brad Pitt? 1112 00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,691 - You see the - Brad Pitt, he was here? 1113 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,568 Brad Pitt was in line and he was just 1114 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,945 kidnapped and thrown into a van. 1115 00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,696 I'm really not kidding. 1116 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,365 Some dude was like grabbing my ass, 1117 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,825 trying to rip me outta the car. 1118 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,953 He was really fighting to not get in, too. 1119 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,829 Yeah, totally. 1120 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:02,914 - You're a good actor, dude. - Oh, thanks, Chris. 1121 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,670 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna 1122 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,755 get hit by a car real soon. 1123 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,349 All right, guys, we've got Tory Belleci from MythBusters. 1124 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,310 So I've decided to try a trick for the first time ever. 1125 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646 And frankly, I'm pretty nervous about it, okay? 1126 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,148 Are you ready? 1127 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,209 Oh, no. 1128 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,336 Ugh. 1129 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,423 On the table. We might be playing table tennis. 1130 00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,676 Wait, wait, wait. 1131 00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,720 Can you? 1132 00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,805 You got this? 1133 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,434 He's at five centimeters. 1134 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,606 Oh, he's crowning! 1135 01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,151 Maybe you should've put the ping-pong ball 1136 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,861 up your ass and then puked it out. 1137 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,951 I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it. 1138 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,454 I don't know, this myth might be busted. 1139 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,416 Okay, here's the thing, guys. 1140 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,503 I put the ping-pong ball in my mouth, right? 1141 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,838 Yeah. 1142 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,590 -Pretending to swallow it. -Yeah. 1143 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,134 But I had already jammed a ping-pong ball up my ass. 1144 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,345 Now I think I lost it. 1145 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,763 Oh, God. 1146 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,183 A good magician never reveals his tricks. 1147 01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,268 Yeah, right. 1148 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:50,021 It's our last day of filming after 25 years 1149 01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,482 and we haven't learned a goddamn thing. 1150 01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,443 Push! 1151 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,487 Oh, yuck! 1152 01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:58,738 Oh, my God. 1153 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,950 That was a dirty trick! 1154 01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,036 Take it. 1155 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,205 That wasn't even, you didn't even get close to the target. 1156 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,832 Oh, no! 1157 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,170 Get the dog. Go, buddy. Go, buddy. 1158 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,174 He heard the ball falling. 1159 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,634 -You guys stay. -Oh, my God! 1160 01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,802 It fuckin' worked. 1161 01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:27,892 That is all cheese, no whiz. 1162 01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,606 This is all flour for our friend Bam. 1163 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,650 We're gonna antique him when he gets here. 1164 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,112 -Okay. -Walkin' in. 1165 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,780 -He's walkin' in? -There he is, walking in. 1166 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,281 -What's up? -What up? 1167 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,242 Not much. How you been? 1168 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,493 -Good. -High five! 1169 01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,420 Oh, my God. 1170 01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,179 That was the best one so far. 1171 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,725 You guys, you kicked my fucking ass. 1172 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,809 You got-- 1173 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,478 He got antiqued! 1174 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,359 I was so not ready for that. 1175 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,278 That was so good. You went-- 1176 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,487 Oh, good morning, man. 1177 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,448 -Good morning, Bam. -Howdy. 1178 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,450 -Oh, shit. -Goddamn. 1179 01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,828 You know, we have that the 1180 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,290 it looks like a dog-- a shock collar for 1181 01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,666 -The Taser? -for the neck? 1182 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,376 -There's one for your cock? -Yeah 1183 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,045 Poopies said he wants to try to see if it shocks. 1184 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,798 I didn't say, but I will. I didn't say. 1185 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,550 Oh, I thought you said it. 1186 01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:43,968 You were, like, "Yeah, that'd be awesome." 1187 01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,428 When did I say that? 1188 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:48,055 You said-- Yeah, you said, "Sick!" 1189 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:51,350 Can someone go get the, uh shock collar for your penis? 1190 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,727 Yeah, I'll run and get it. 1191 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,312 Excuse me, for Poopies's penis. 1192 01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:56,898 Okay, it's on there. 1193 01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:59,192 It looks like his dick's on house arrest. 1194 01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,321 I don't know why we decided 1195 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,948 to film this on the side of a cliff. 1196 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,826 Hi, I'm Poo-- 1197 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,536 - Wait! I'm sorry! - Fuck! 1198 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,163 -Poopies, I'm sorry. -No, I'm not doing this! 1199 01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,873 -No, come on, Poopies! -I gave you an opportunity! 1200 01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:15,875 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! One more time. 1201 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,627 One more time, I won't do it. 1202 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,296 I'm Poopies and this is "The Balance Beam 1203 01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,131 with a Taser on My Dick." 1204 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,633 He's gonna score a T-in-and-out. 1205 01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,134 Gonna make it all the way across. 1206 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,053 Oh, fuck! 1207 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,679 You're supposed to land on the beam. 1208 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,639 You gotta take your hand off the beam. 1209 01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,848 Hang on. 1210 01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,020 Oh, fuck! 1211 01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,105 I'm fuckin' done, I'm done. 1212 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,983 I can't even think about anything else but my dick right now. 1213 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,151 Ditto. 1214 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,326 - Fuck! - I didn't even shock you. 1215 01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,286 -What happened? -My mind's getting' to me. 1216 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,872 His mind and spirit. 1217 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,666 That would be a first. 1218 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,459 That would be the first time that's ever happened. 1219 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,294 - Yeah, Poops. - You got this, Poops. 1220 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,214 Come on. Balance it, baby. 1221 01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,716 You're so graceful. 1222 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,106 Dude, you almost rolled down that cliff! 1223 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:22,900 Dave saved you. 1224 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:27,947 Jump out. 1225 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:45,590 The last movie, Danger Ehren was all-the-way MVP. 1226 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:50,928 The movie before that, 3D, Ryan Dunn was MVP. 1227 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,180 I feel like I've had some strong moments 1228 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,474 in all of our installments, 1229 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,602 but I don't think I could ever claim 1230 01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,063 that I was really, like, the MVP of one. 1231 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,815 And when I learned that 1232 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,525 there was gonna be another chance, 1233 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:09,822 I wanted desperately to step up and just do the thing. 1234 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,325 Yeah, I showed up to work for this one, man. 1235 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,077 And the bar's been pretty high. 1236 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,289 But, uh I'll tell ya this, my butthole really hurts. 1237 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,170 When you reach our age, you gotta get a colonoscopy, 1238 01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,255 and that begins with drinking this stuff 1239 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,341 that completely flushes you out. 1240 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:34,972 If you're not 50 and don't know, it's a super laxative. 1241 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,354 In just a few minutes, we're gonna be pooping violently, 1242 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,939 while testing ourselves 1243 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:47,443 with a game of dexterity, flexibility and stuff. 1244 01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,237 Game of "Human Pretzel". 1245 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,365 But thank God we have these awesome fashions, 1246 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,992 to give you an inside look at the action. 1247 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,661 People don't got a lot of faith in you 1248 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,913 that you're not puking in this bit, Lance. 1249 01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,290 No? Not gonna happen? All right. 1250 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,084 Shall we play? 1251 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,710 Steve-O will go first, okay? 1252 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,421 Right hand, orange. 1253 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506 Right there. 1254 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,511 I'm right in the line of fire right here. 1255 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:15,221 Chris, left foot, purple. 1256 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,555 Sorry, Preston. 1257 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,224 Yeah. 1258 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,269 Oh, wow, that's very brave. 1259 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,980 Oh, I think she spun it 1260 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440 and said, "Chris, uh, right foot, pink." 1261 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,150 - Fucking-- - Yeah, yeah. 1262 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,276 Oh, look right into the eye of the storm. 1263 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239 Okay, left foot, purple. 1264 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,450 It's gonna be left foot brown, real soon. 1265 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,702 What's wrong, Lance? 1266 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,662 Lance is getting sick. 1267 01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,664 Steve-O, left foot, pink. - Oh, man. 1268 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,251 Dave! 1269 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,210 You guys are doing great. 1270 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,546 We got a leaker! 1271 01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,214 -Uh-oh. -Steve-O's-- 1272 01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,091 Oh, God! 1273 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,969 Oh, my God. 1274 01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,263 Dave, look to the right. 1275 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,184 Look at him. 1276 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,103 Ew, gross! 1277 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,234 Right hand, green. 1278 01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,862 Goddamn it, she said right hand, green! 1279 01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,116 Fuck this! 1280 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,454 Oh, my God! 1281 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,789 How you doing, Lance? Still hanging in there? 1282 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,044 -I've never smelled poop that bad. -No. 1283 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,212 Oh, my God! 1284 01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,216 Oh, my-- He's still shi 1285 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:36,969 Oh, my God. 1286 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,637 How did you not puke? 1287 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,140 Steve-O is the winner 1288 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,602 - Yeah, Steve-O! - of the Human Pretzel! 1289 01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,188 -He's coming right now. Okay. -Oh, God. Get outta here. 1290 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,237 Go right up and shower, Steve-O, shower. 1291 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,530 Good job, bubba! 1292 01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289 Don't say anything. 1293 01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:08,584 Hey, what can I get you to drink? 1294 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,086 Two Budweisers. 1295 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,879 Thank you, dear. 1296 01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963 Cheers. 1297 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,048 -Cheers. -Boop! 1298 01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,843 So, what's crackin'? 1299 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:18,928 I don't know, go down 1300 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,845 to the beach or something. 1301 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,305 Terra! 1302 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,223 All right. 1303 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:23,849 What the fuck you doing? 1304 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:25,893 Who the fuck are you? 1305 01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,853 -Shh. -Who are you? 1306 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,480 -Calm down. -I'm her freakin' boyfriend, asshole! 1307 01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,981 That's cool, bud. I'm her man-friend. 1308 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401 Dude, don't push me. Don't push me. 1309 01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,320 -I'm not even touching you. -Whoa, Poppy, calm down. 1310 01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,823 You know, fuck both of you! Fuck both of you. 1311 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:43,244 So, he and I are kind of taking a break and 1312 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,998 Hey, he's right in here. 1313 01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,668 -What's up? -Fuck you! 1314 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,419 -Fuck you. -Yeah, I told you to get the fuck away. 1315 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,754 Don't push him, man! 1316 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,089 Stop! Stop! 1317 01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,091 Get him, Pop! Get him, Pop! 1318 01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,344 Get his ass down, man! 1319 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,471 Come on, guys, break it up. 1320 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,932 Police! Get on the fucking ground! 1321 01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,308 Get on the ground! 1322 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,727 Freeze! Everybody up against the wall! 1323 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,563 -This is your fuckin' fight. -Up against the wall! 1324 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,772 -Get the fuck off me! -Up against the wall! 1325 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,607 -Damn! -The fuck are you doing? 1326 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,360 Get him up! Get him up! 1327 01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,696 Freeze, motherfucker, get your hands behind your back! 1328 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,032 - What's going on? - Let's go, baby. 1329 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,367 Fucking get off me! 1330 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451 Code 54! Paramedic! 1331 01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:25,369 Get off me! 1332 01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:26,704 Paramedic! 1333 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,247 Get the fuck off me! 1334 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,915 - Shut up. - Get 'em off me! 1335 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,542 Get the fuck off me! 1336 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,877 Shut up! 1337 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,670 -Shut up! -Oh, look at them two. 1338 01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,505 Rick? 1339 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,090 -Whoa! -Oh, shit. 1340 01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:42,595 What? He can walk? 1341 01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,513 Okay. 1342 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,226 What was that all about? 1343 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,936 What the hell was all that about? 1344 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,104 What happened? 1345 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,230 I don't know what happened. 1346 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,079 Hello. I am Johnny the Magnificent. 1347 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,165 Today, I'm going to wow you 1348 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:14,460 with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1349 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,797 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! 1350 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,593 What a-- Oh, shit. 1351 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,014 Oh, shit. 1352 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,732 Oh, my God. 1353 01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,525 You okay, Johnny? 1354 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652 Holy shit. 1355 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,077 Abracadabra. 1356 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,372 You left your hat out there. 1357 01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,957 Did we get it? 1358 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,124 Take two? 1359 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,002 I hate take two with bulls. 1360 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:01,048 - Oh, man. - -We saw Knox dancing around with the bull. 1361 01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,884 But we know the hit that the bull gave Knox 1362 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,469 wasn't the one Knox wanted. 1363 01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,264 It was close, but it wasn't the one. 1364 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,850 What do you think? Maybe a take two? 1365 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,937 Fuck that. 1366 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,861 This one's twice the size! 1367 01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:27,241 Oh, my God, dude. 1368 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,036 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 1369 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,330 I don't wanna fuckin' watch this, man. 1370 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,457 All right, are we good? 1371 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,420 Hello. I'm Johnny the Magnificent. 1372 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171 Today, I'm going to wow you 1373 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,675 with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1374 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,635 Oh, shit! 1375 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,227 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 1376 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,607 Jesus, Mary. 1377 01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:06,613 That one works. That works. 1378 01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,574 - Damn. - Johnny, you okay? 1379 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,075 P.J., talk to me. You okay? 1380 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,285 You all right? 1381 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,287 He's had it. 1382 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,747 You doin' okay? Johnny? 1383 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,458 He's getting' back. He's coming to. 1384 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,126 He's comin' back, yeah. 1385 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,794 You all right? 1386 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,005 That was a violent brawl. One-sided to be sure. 1387 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,924 Fucking gnarly, dude. 1388 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,801 - Yeah. - Did we get it, Jeff? 1389 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,636 We got exactly what you wanted. 1390 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,804 - Yeah, Knox! - Yeah, Knox! 1391 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,681 Oh, fuck. 1392 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,391 So what happened after it hit me? 1393 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,185 Dude, it's gnarly. 1394 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,895 This is you, this is the bull. 1395 01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:42,608 He didn't even mess around, dude. 1396 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,818 He turned around and just nailed him. 1397 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111 Dude, that was insane. 1398 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197 Yeah, Knox. 1399 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,615 It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken. 1400 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743 And that's why he is the captain. 1401 01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,120 That bull didn't like fuckin' magic. 1402 01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,957 Yeah, Knox, we love you! 1403 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,334 Love you! 1404 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,252 Captain! 1405 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380 Concussions aren't great. 1406 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:08,217 But as long as you have 'em before you're 50, it's cool. 1407 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,553 And Knoxville is 49. So we're good. 1408 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,725 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 1409 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,728 and this is the "Escape Room from Hell." 1410 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,817 There are three different rooms. 1411 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:29,321 You have to solve puzzles in each room to get to the next. 1412 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,407 Godspeed. 1413 01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,033 Thanks, dude. 1414 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412 All right, Wee Man 1415 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,455 To get to the next room, 1416 01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,040 you'll have to reach through that wall 1417 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,501 to find a special Jackass coin. 1418 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,461 -I don't know-- -Fuckin' hold my hand and go. 1419 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,963 Go! Fuckin' put it in there! 1420 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,631 -I don't wanna hold your hand. -Go! 1421 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,886 What the fuck! Okay. 1422 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,346 What the fuck is that? 1423 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,931 What the--? 1424 01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,433 What's the deal? What's it feel like? 1425 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,976 - I don't know! - This sucks. 1426 01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:00,477 - I can't tell. - Doggone it. 1427 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,812 I put my hand in it and I feel shit. 1428 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:02,729 I saw you put your hand in it. 1429 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,319 -Dave! Dave! -Come on, Dave. 1430 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,779 -Come on, Dave. -Oh, my God, dude. 1431 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,489 Get in there, Dave. 1432 01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,116 - Scoop. Scoop. - Reach down. 1433 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,576 All-- Put your arm all the way in and go down. 1434 01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,161 Go in and down. In and down. 1435 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,745 What the fuck? 1436 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,913 Oh, God! 1437 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206 There you go. Got it? 1438 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,749 It's a, it's a butthole! 1439 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,294 Oh, my God! 1440 01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,129 My finger went in it. 1441 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,841 Oh, God, it's really good. 1442 01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:33,093 - Get that coin. - Okay. 1443 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,179 You gotta reach in deep and scoop. 1444 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,389 Dude, go deep. 1445 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,974 Is it in your butthole? 1446 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,227 Oh, they got the coin! 1447 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,897 - Oh, my God. - They got more than the coin. 1448 01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,774 - What the fuck? - Dude, my finger-- 1449 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,776 I jammed my finger backwards. 1450 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,612 I can smell the shit on your hand. 1451 01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:54,406 Looks like you guys solved the puzzle. 1452 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,742 I think we're moving to the next room. 1453 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,039 Okay, Dave, this next puzzle is for you. 1454 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,499 And what's gonna happen to me? 1455 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,667 Well, if you solve the puzzle, nothing. 1456 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,004 You have to correctly guess four animal sounds 1457 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,299 to stop this. To save Dave. 1458 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,467 Are we ready? 1459 01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,345 Wait, you're goin' heel? 1460 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:17,346 Yeah, heel. 1461 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,639 -Okay! -Oh, shit. 1462 01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,058 No, dude. Oh, my God. 1463 01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:23,393 What sound does a dog make? 1464 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,563 Okay, good job. 1465 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,816 What sound does a cat make? 1466 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,529 Wow, they're doin' really good. 1467 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,281 What sound does an aardvark make? 1468 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,409 No. 1469 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,911 No, they don't make a sound! They don't sound. 1470 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,496 Okay, okay, okay. 1471 01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,831 - I got that right! - Nice! 1472 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,083 Yeah, baby! 1473 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,417 You just need one more. 1474 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,961 Dude, are you kidding me? No. 1475 01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,128 What sound does a cassowary make? 1476 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,255 - No! - Cassowary? 1477 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:53,840 That's incorrect! 1478 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,051 Oh, shit. 1479 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,052 - That's incorrect! - Just start sayin' shit! 1480 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,640 Oh, my God! 1481 01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:07,604 Goddamn, bro! 1482 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,398 Dude, what the fuck? 1483 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:17,573 That is correct! That is the sound a cassowary makes. 1484 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,701 And I think we can go to the final room. 1485 01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,619 It's done, dude. Dave, it's done. 1486 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038 Dude, my dickhead's just going 1487 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,668 In this bit, Ehren will sit 1488 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,587 in this comfy electric chair that we built for him. 1489 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,215 - Wait, what? -You have all these jumper cables. 1490 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,342 You have to get the right jumper cables 1491 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,553 on the right thingies. 1492 01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,473 Then you come up here and you turn this down. 1493 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,058 How do we know if we got the right ones? 1494 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,852 Because if you don't have the right ones, 1495 01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,520 Ehren is going to get shocked. 1496 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,355 Have you ever done an escape room? 1497 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,774 Fuck no and fuck that shit. You do it? 1498 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,401 -I have done it. -You've done an escape room? 1499 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,278 Yeah. 1500 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:57,654 -I don't believe you. -It's a team-building exercise. 1501 01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:03,035 All right, Ehren, get in your love seat. 1502 01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:04,995 She's the worst at doing it. 1503 01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:10,083 Let's close the doors and please start the game. 1504 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,669 Just give him a little shock now. 1505 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,671 Ow! Fuck! 1506 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,590 Hey, hey. Hey, guys, I'm sorry, that was a mistake. 1507 01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,467 - Fuck! - That was a mistake. 1508 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:21,345 - Fuck that! - Fuck, dude. 1509 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,474 - Fuck this. - You guys can start now. 1510 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,892 Fuck, what are we doing? 1511 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,185 -Here's seven. -This one's four. 1512 01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:29,686 -Four? -Yeah, where's seven? 1513 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,146 I don't know where four is. 1514 01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:32,689 Fuckin' figure it out, you guys! 1515 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,650 -Where two at? -Two's right here. The red one. 1516 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,193 You guys are getting close. 1517 01:17:36,276 --> 01:17:38,028 - Where's four? - Oh, no, wait! 1518 01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,738 Get that last one right there. 1519 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,073 Are they all in place? - Damn it. 1520 01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,741 -Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa -Calm down. 1521 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,785 -I think it's colors. -No! It's numbers. 1522 01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:46,119 -He had it wrong. -No, it's fucking not numbers, guys! 1523 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,746 He had it wrong and he put it up there. 1524 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:49,665 -Okay, do the thing! -He's gonna get shocked! 1525 01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,249 No, he's not. No, he's not. 1526 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,128 I knew it! I knew it! 1527 01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,380 Okay! Okay! 1528 01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,714 -It was right! -I turned it off! 1529 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,424 -Turn it off! -I turned it off! 1530 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,301 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1531 01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,304 Okay! 1532 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,891 Y'all killed him, man. 1533 01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:09,726 -Y'all killed him, bro! -Fuck, dude, 1534 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:10,811 -he's like fuckin' dead, dude. -All right, Dave. 1535 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,479 Get the thing. Get him out. 1536 01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:13,605 - Get him out. Get him out. - He's out. 1537 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,191 What happened? 1538 01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,984 -Hey, sit still-- -Get outta here! What the fuck? 1539 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,444 It's your hat. I'm taking your hat off. 1540 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,196 Hey, she's trying to let you out! 1541 01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,240 Blow the horn. Who's got the horn? 1542 01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,873 That's good. That's good. 1543 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,417 Fuck this fucking shit! 1544 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,211 Fuck! 1545 01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,338 - Fuck! - Damn, that was crazy. 1546 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,923 Fuck this fuckin'-- 1547 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,887 I'm out! Fuck off! 1548 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,014 Oh, my God. 1549 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,353 Well I think that's it for the Escape Room from Hell. 1550 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,940 - Wait-- We're done? - Yep. 1551 01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,275 -Oh, my God. -We did it. 1552 01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,026 You got out of the escape room! 1553 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,070 Do we get a therapist after this shit, man? 1554 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,114 -Do we get a therapist? -Good job, Dark Shark. 1555 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,241 Goddamn, you all fucked me up, man! 1556 01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,285 And you put your hand in Zach's ass. 1557 01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,455 Way, way up his ass, dude! 1558 01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,082 Fuck you guys! 1559 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,709 You forgot your shoes! 1560 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,295 Fuck this fuckin' place! 1561 01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,759 There were headlines on the internet 1562 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,761 that you said this Jackass film 1563 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,388 will be the last one ever. 1564 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:32,225 After you said that about every single Jackass movie, 1565 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,603 do you think anyone's gonna take that seriously? 1566 01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,605 As much as I fuckin' hate to say it 1567 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,611 Don't say it! 1568 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,488 I'm getting emotional. 1569 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,405 Don't. 1570 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,073 It it is. 1571 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,116 That's it. 1572 01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,119 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! And this is the end! 1573 01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,287 Yeah! 1574 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,999 Yeah! Yeah! 1575 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,751 Oh, my God 1576 01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:05,503 What the fuck? 1577 01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684 -God, it feels so good! -Yeah. 1578 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,519 I can finally put my clothes back on. 1579 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,481 I need money to stop in the hospital. 1580 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,528 All right, come on! 1581 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,572 Yeah. A group photo. 1582 01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,824 -Yeah, Poopies. Antidope. -Right here, bro. 1583 01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,623 I think Poopies is crying. 1584 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,835 - What's wrong? -This might be the last bit we ever film. 1585 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,337 Nah, you ain't like this. 1586 01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,214 No, I think he's actually upset. 1587 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,842 So, what's it like seeing all this old footage? 1588 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,469 Everyone looks like babies. 1589 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,888 Actually, I feel old and I miss Dunn. 1590 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,973 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1591 01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,516 I feel old and I miss Dunn. 1592 01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,815 What are we doing here? 1593 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,233 Steve-O's late for his plane, so I'm gonna wake him up. 1594 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,985 -Okay. -Make sure he makes it. 1595 01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,663 Steve-O! 1596 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,123 - Spike. - Love ya, buddy. 1597 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,708 Spike Jonze! 1598 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,298 Jeff Tremaine over there! 1599 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,800 John! 1600 01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,301 Hey, will you get him back to his room? 1601 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,511 - So good. - Who this? 1602 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,057 I didn't hear him on there, so-- 1603 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,684 - It's, it's for you. - Hello? 1604 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,060 Loomis, you're up this way, right? 1605 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,228 - Yeah. - There's trouble? 1606 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785 -You did great today, Jeff. -Stop. God. 1607 01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,539 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1608 01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,500 -This is the end! -This is the end! 1609 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,835 And two. 1610 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,886 Ohhh, shit! 1611 01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,096 Look at that fuckin' fireball! 1612 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,144 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1613 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,312 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1614 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,147 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. 1615 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,649 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 1616 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,460 Shit! 1617 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,020 Oh, no! 1618 01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:12,982 That's semen, all right. 1619 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534 -Did you fart on me? -Yep. 1620 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,160 Oh, my God, no! 1621 01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,997 Ow! 1622 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,833 Ow! 1623 01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:39,676 Phew. 1624 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:55,608 I hate the fact that I had to fuckin' 1625 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,570 hang out with alligators and fuckin' cobras. 1626 01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,365 I have dicks branded on my ass. 1627 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,161 Everything fuckin' sucks. 1628 01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,462 Like everybody's just effin' with me today. 1629 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,633 And my Misfits sock. 1630 01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,023 That went good. 1631 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,827 That's something. 1632 01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:08,306 Sorry, bro. What happened? 1633 01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:14,520 fast. And then it just, like 1634 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,939 -Yeah. -it just slammed down. 1635 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,125 Oh, no! 1636 01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,075 Is Butterbean okay? 1637 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,085 -Ow! -You okay? 1638 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,753 Oh, yeah, I feel great. 1639 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,005 Good job, man. 1640 01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,593 All right, boss, we love you! 1641 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,679 Love you. 1642 01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,097 Captain! 1643 01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,100 Whoa! 1644 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,283 Ow! 1645 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,662 Oh, my God. 1646 01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,916 Look how nervous he is. 1647 01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:03,504 This sucks. Oh, man. 1648 01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,193 Spin you around. 1649 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,502 Ow! 1650 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,841 Ow! 1651 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,334 -I need help. -Yeah. 1652 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,674 But, man, that almost turned out real bad. 1653 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,008 Yeah, I was scared, man. 1654 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,178 Shit. Scariest thing ever, man. 1655 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,598 Yeah, that was exactly what we wanted though. 1656 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,642 Oh, God. That is-- 1657 01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:41,727 It couldn't have ended any better. 1658 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,938 That's-- I don't know if that's exactly what I wanted. 1659 01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:45,314 That's exactly what I wanted. 1660 01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:46,482 Yeah. 1661 01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,946 Reminder. The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, 1662 01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,573 so for your safety 1663 01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,324 and the protection of those around you, 1664 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,076 do not attempt any of the stunts you have just seen.