1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,000 2 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,083 - It's better. 3 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,375 - It lacks excitement. 4 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:25,625 - You still don't like it? 5 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,458 - This is a big presentation. 6 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:30,250 - Maybe I've heard it too many times. 7 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:32,709 I need the board to be 100% in. 8 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,625 If they don't approve the next round of funding 9 00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:37,542 in next month's meeting, there won't be an A7. 10 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,500 - We can't keep flying the A6. 11 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,333 - You don't have to convince me 12 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:45,083 but if you don't convince them, 13 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:47,291 two of us won't be here at the end of the year. 14 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:50,959 We'll still be here. 15 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:52,834 - Oh. 16 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:55,667 - Punch it up. 17 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:05,667 - Punch it up? 18 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,500 - So? 19 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:13,291 - What? 20 00:01:13,325 --> 00:01:14,500 - Tonight. 21 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,792 - Oh, dinner at seven, then I'm gonna do it. 22 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,709 - Have you thought about maybe, I don't know, 23 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:28,000 just waiting until we wrap up on this A7 deal? 24 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:33,000 What happens if you get fired before the wedding? 25 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,458 - You think we won't get the deal? 26 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:37,500 - No, we will, we will. 27 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:38,959 Yeah, we'll get it. 28 00:01:39,159 --> 00:01:41,291 I just, I worry too much. 29 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:43,959 Go have a fantastic night 30 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:47,458 and text me, if you get the chance. 31 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:52,166 - You're such a great friend. 32 00:01:53,041 --> 00:01:54,291 - We make a great team. 33 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:57,542 - I'll text you. 34 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,291 - Yeah, he'll text you. 35 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:09,125 36 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,250 - Melissa. 37 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:16,125 Over the last two years, you've changed my life. 38 00:02:16,325 --> 00:02:18,083 You've made me a better man 39 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:20,083 and showed me what real love is. 40 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,709 We've created so many lasting memories, 41 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:30,291 from Cancun to Canada. 42 00:02:30,491 --> 00:02:33,792 I can't imagine having done it with anyone else. 43 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:36,000 I know, we're still young. 44 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,917 But if there's one thing I'm sure of, I love you. 45 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:50,208 46 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,542 Will you make me the happiest man 47 00:02:53,742 --> 00:02:55,500 in the world and marry me? 48 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,709 49 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,500 - Don't stop. 50 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:18,542 Jason. 51 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:19,375 - Kyle? 52 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:21,709 Why? 53 00:03:21,909 --> 00:03:22,709 I'm gonna throw up. 54 00:03:22,909 --> 00:03:24,250 - Stop. 55 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,041 It's not about Kyle. 56 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:27,166 - If you're having sex with him, 57 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:28,834 it's like I'm having sex with him. 58 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:31,458 - Not exactly. 59 00:03:31,658 --> 00:03:33,208 - What if you got pregnant? 60 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:34,458 We'd be on Maury. 61 00:03:34,658 --> 00:03:37,500 "Jason, you are not the father." 62 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,959 - Kyle and I only have anal sex. 63 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:42,583 - What? 64 00:03:42,783 --> 00:03:43,709 You told me you didn't. 65 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,709 - Just not with you. 66 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,417 The first time you went there, 67 00:03:50,617 --> 00:03:52,458 you were touching it with your thumbs 68 00:03:52,658 --> 00:03:55,166 like it was a PlayStation button. 69 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:59,458 Either go in or get out. 70 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,959 - A little navigation would have been nice. 71 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,083 - Oh. 72 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,083 I'm sorry, bro. 73 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,709 I didn't know you and Mel were serious. 74 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:26,625 - Maybe it's best you go and let Jason and I talk. 75 00:04:26,825 --> 00:04:28,375 - Oh yeah, no problem. 76 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,250 No hard feelings, bro? 77 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:32,834 - Yes hard feelings, bro. 78 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:37,000 - Ah, that's too bad, man. 79 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,542 - What was that, Mel? 80 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,208 - Jason. 81 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,750 We need to talk. 82 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,834 It's not you, it's me. 83 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:04,917 - So do you just have anal with him 84 00:05:05,117 --> 00:05:06,542 or was that just today? 85 00:05:06,742 --> 00:05:09,500 - If we can't just talk, then you need to leave. 86 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,333 - Fine. 87 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:11,166 - Fine. 88 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,125 - Okay, wait. 89 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:16,917 Let's talk. 90 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,250 - You should have called before you came over. 91 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:26,083 - We had dinner plans at now. 92 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:28,875 - You're right. 93 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,333 I should have told you months ago. 94 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,583 - You've been sleeping with him for months? 95 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:35,709 - No. 96 00:05:35,909 --> 00:05:37,792 Kyle has just been a few times. 97 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,458 - Oh. 98 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,417 Okay, I can get past that. 99 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,667 - But there's been a few others. 100 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:51,917 - A few? 101 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:53,709 Two? 102 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,750 - No, two is two. 103 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,333 A few is two or more. 104 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,709 Look, it's not about how many. 105 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,667 It's about you and me. 106 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,417 The last two years have been... 107 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:17,834 What I'm trying to say is- 108 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:18,667 - Wait. 109 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,000 I have something to say. 110 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:30,834 Melissa, over the last two years 111 00:06:31,034 --> 00:06:32,500 you have changed my life. 112 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,917 You've made me a better man 113 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:37,625 and helped focus the direction of my life. 114 00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:38,458 - Jason! 115 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,000 It's over. 116 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,750 (somber rock music) 117 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:47,375 ♪ Tell me ♪ 118 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,417 ♪ Won't you tell me ♪ 119 00:06:50,617 --> 00:06:53,667 ♪ Where did I go wrong ♪ 120 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:57,667 121 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:07,125 ♪ Why's this light at the end of the tunnel gone ♪ 122 00:07:07,325 --> 00:07:09,041 - No hard feelings, bro. 123 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:11,041 (Jason crying) 124 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:14,000 ♪ I can't believe how lonesome ♪ 125 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,208 Melissa. 126 00:07:15,408 --> 00:07:18,709 (Jason breathing heavily) 127 00:07:26,709 --> 00:07:28,041 - I never liked her. 128 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,667 - You're just saying that because she doesn't like you. 129 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,166 - She doesn't like me? 130 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,500 - I miss her. 131 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,291 - Don't be a loser. 132 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,041 - I need to get her back. 133 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:50,333 - You need revenge sex. 134 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:52,709 Nothing helps a breakup better. 135 00:07:52,909 --> 00:07:54,166 It's clinically proven. 136 00:07:54,366 --> 00:07:55,166 - Will you stop that? 137 00:07:55,366 --> 00:07:57,166 I'm not gonna sleep with someone else. 138 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:01,542 - Melissa is, probably right now. 139 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,917 - Don't you have to be somewhere? 140 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:13,291 ♪ Better with you ♪ 141 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:18,458 ♪ You had sex with Kyle ♪ 142 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:24,041 ♪ In your butt hole ♪ 143 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,792 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 144 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,166 - Do you have another brand? 145 00:08:41,366 --> 00:08:43,291 - You're more than welcome to buy your own. 146 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,291 - I like these. 147 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:52,792 You okay? 148 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,458 - Will you stop drinking all my beer? 149 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,458 - This is not a beer, it's a girl's drink. 150 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,667 151 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:14,625 You're up early. 152 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,333 This all you got? 153 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,792 - You're free to buy whatever cereal you want. 154 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,458 - Last night, I met these two girls 155 00:09:29,658 --> 00:09:31,000 on my last delivery. 156 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,750 They invited me in and we totally got stoned. 157 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,959 I'm going back tonight. 158 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:37,792 Come with me. 159 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:40,875 - I'm good. 160 00:09:41,075 --> 00:09:42,542 - But you gotta get out there. 161 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,083 Okay. 162 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,417 163 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,166 - Hi, Vee. 164 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:12,542 - Hey, are you avoiding me? 165 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,750 - No. 166 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,125 I just, I didn't get much sleep. 167 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,291 - Yeah, well, you look like shit. 168 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,166 - Thank you. 169 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:30,917 - Are you sick? 170 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,291 - It's a long story. 171 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,458 - When you want something, you really commit. 172 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,375 What are you gonna do now? 173 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,917 - I don't know. 174 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,166 You're a girl. 175 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:53,291 How do I get her back? 176 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,625 - You want her back? 177 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,709 - Weren't you listening? 178 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:04,000 - So you go to propose, 179 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,041 and you catch her having sex with another guy. 180 00:11:09,542 --> 00:11:10,542 - Anal. 181 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,166 In some countries, that's not considered sex. 182 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,959 - Then you find out that she's been cheating on you 183 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:19,750 with a whole bunch of other guys. 184 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,417 - But not a bunch. 185 00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:22,250 A few. 186 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,333 Possibly more than two. 187 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,959 - But she said that it was over. 188 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,083 - Why are you focusing on all the negatives? 189 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,959 - How did you get this fucked up? 190 00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:45,417 - I thought you were here to help? 191 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:47,875 - I am. 192 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:49,834 I am. 193 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,500 You know what, I think you should go take a shower. 194 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,875 'Cause the look and the smell is a bit much. 195 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,208 That's a start. 196 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:10,792 So you're telling me in two years, 197 00:12:10,992 --> 00:12:14,959 she never once said "Don't do this," 198 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:16,125 or "I don't like that?" 199 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,834 - She did say that I treat her butt hole 200 00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,291 like a PlayStation button. 201 00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:24,125 - What? 202 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,417 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 203 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,333 You know, in most relationships, 204 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:37,750 a couple of months go by, problems arise, 205 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,125 and you just deal with them. 206 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,458 - Never happened. 207 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,959 - How many girlfriends have you had? 208 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,208 Like real relationships, ones that have lasted longer 209 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,083 than three months. 210 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,625 - Four, or five. 211 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,375 And Melissa, she's the longest. 212 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500 - Four or five? 213 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,250 That's a doable number. 214 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,709 You know what I think you should do? 215 00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,583 I think you should go to them 216 00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,333 and asked them how you messed up. 217 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,542 - How I messed it up? 218 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:29,083 - Yeah, like, get their opinion 219 00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,875 on you and the relationship. 220 00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,875 Find out what happened. 221 00:13:34,075 --> 00:13:37,917 You know like, were you bad in bed, 222 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,166 or did you have bad breath 223 00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:43,208 or did you snore in your sleep 224 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,417 or dress funny or, 225 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,709 did the parents hate you. 226 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,208 Just ask them questions. 227 00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:54,917 It might give you an answer as to why Melissa dumped you. 228 00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:58,959 - You want me to ask all my exes 229 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,125 why I'm a bad boyfriend? 230 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,333 - Yes. 231 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,166 - I don't see how this is helping. 232 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,000 - It's helping. 233 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:09,458 Drink up. 234 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,500 We are on the verge of a breakthrough. 235 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,917 Oh God. 236 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:28,500 237 00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:31,667 238 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:34,166 (dog barking) 239 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:43,834 - Dude, thank you for not coming with me. 240 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,583 What happened to you? 241 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,542 - Major hangover. 242 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:54,667 - Anyways, last night I went back to those two girls' house. 243 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,083 At first, we're just sitting and talking. 244 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,458 I was bored as shit. 245 00:14:58,658 --> 00:15:00,125 I was about to leave. 246 00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:03,291 Then, they started kissing right in front of me. 247 00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:04,500 - Right. 248 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,000 - No bullshit. 249 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,875 Then they look at me and they go, do you wanna join? 250 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,375 Like that's a question. 251 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,041 My first three way. 252 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,083 - You're serious? 253 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:21,709 - Four boobs and two vaginas is a lot of responsibility. 254 00:15:21,909 --> 00:15:24,250 You gotta multitask. 255 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,458 - I'm glad it went well. 256 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,208 I'm going back to sleep. 257 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:38,333 - Hey, I'm sorry you had to get drunk alone. 258 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,333 - I didn't, Veronica came over. 259 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,792 - Bang her? 260 00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:44,834 - We're just friends. 261 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,208 - Should've. 262 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:55,709 263 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,291 264 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,417 - I thought I might see you today. 265 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,208 - What happened last night? 266 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,083 - You don't remember? 267 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,542 - And I thought this was a good idea? 268 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,500 - Check your phone, it's in Notes. 269 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,709 We managed to track down all of your exes, 270 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,291 we found out where they lived, where they work, 271 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:37,792 you even went as far as mapping out an order. 272 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,041 Look, there should be a link at the bottom. 273 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,709 - I don't remember any of this. 274 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,917 - So you don't remember having sex with me? 275 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 - Did we? 276 00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,834 - No. 277 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:01,667 No, we didn't. 278 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,208 - This is gonna take a week. 279 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:06,125 - Four days. 280 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,208 You already texted Tom and got the days off. 281 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:09,041 - What? 282 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,792 I'm going today? 283 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,792 - Why wait? 284 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,208 Just go and talk to them 285 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,583 and then give me a call and tell me what they said. 286 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,500 You're gonna need a female translator. 287 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,875 - This is crazy. 288 00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:27,709 - No, this is necessary. 289 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,000 Come on, just go home and pack. 290 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,500 This is gonna be good for you. 291 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,667 And no communication with Melissa. 292 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:41,208 No texts, no calls. 293 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,083 Not until you get back. 294 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,834 Just give her a couple of days too. 295 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,000 - It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 296 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,959 Why put yourself through it? 297 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,291 - Veronica's right. 298 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,834 I have no idea why any of my past relationships failed. 299 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,917 Everything's good and then overnight, done. 300 00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:03,458 - That's why it's dating. 301 00:18:03,658 --> 00:18:04,917 It's a test drive. 302 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,667 Check under the hood, take it out on a trip. 303 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,875 - Well if you have all the answers, 304 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:11,709 then what's my problem? 305 00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:12,750 - One thing. 306 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,959 You date out of your class. 307 00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:15,792 - What? 308 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:18,000 - The girls you date are too hot for you. 309 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,959 You're average. 310 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:23,125 They're above average. 311 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:25,875 - On what scale? 312 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,417 - On every scale. 313 00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:30,667 - You're a quantity dater, I'm a quality dater. 314 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,041 - My objections have been stated. 315 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,250 - See you in a few days. 316 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,000 - Can I use your apartment while you're gone? 317 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,041 - What's the matter with yours? 318 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,125 - I have roommates. 319 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,583 I can't get any privacy. 320 00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,333 - Oh, I know the feeling. 321 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,041 322 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:09,375 ♪ Oh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ 323 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,458 ♪ I love to wake up in the morning ♪ 324 00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,583 ♪ Gotta keep dreaming without warning ♪ 325 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:18,875 ♪ The day is gone ♪ 326 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,625 ♪ And sometimes I take a walk ♪ 327 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,834 ♪ But I forget about the clock ♪ 328 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:27,709 ♪ I can't slow down ♪ 329 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,667 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 330 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,917 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 331 00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:33,500 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 332 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,166 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 333 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,875 ♪ They said I'm acting crazy ♪ 334 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:42,041 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 335 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,250 336 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:48,083 - Hey. 337 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,375 - Where are you? 338 00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:52,625 - I'm in San Diego already. 339 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,500 - It's Nicole tonight, right? 340 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,375 - How do you know her name? 341 00:19:56,575 --> 00:19:58,166 - I have a copy of your schedule. 342 00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,166 I'm here to keep you on track, remember? 343 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,917 So how'd you meet? 344 00:20:03,117 --> 00:20:06,166 - After ASU, I interned in San Diego for a year. 345 00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:07,959 I was at the beach one day 346 00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:10,041 and I saw her walk by after surfing. 347 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,542 That night, I saw her again at this gaslight bar. 348 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,750 - How long did you date? 349 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,834 - Maybe six months. 350 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:19,917 - Then how did it end? 351 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:23,417 - One day she said she couldn't see me anymore. 352 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,000 - Okay, well good luck 353 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,583 and give me a call after, okay? 354 00:20:29,783 --> 00:20:31,000 - [Jason] Okay. 355 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:31,834 - Bye. 356 00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:33,125 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 357 00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:35,583 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 358 00:20:35,783 --> 00:20:37,125 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 359 00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:39,792 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 360 00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:41,709 ♪ They say I'm acting crazy ♪ 361 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:46,709 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 362 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,458 ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ 363 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:54,667 ♪ I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 364 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,041 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 365 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,583 ♪ Lie in the sun ♪ 366 00:20:57,783 --> 00:21:01,083 ♪ Da, da, do, do, do ♪ 367 00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,875 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 368 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:05,375 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 369 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:06,959 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 370 00:21:07,159 --> 00:21:09,625 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 371 00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:11,291 ♪ They say I'm acting crazy ♪ 372 00:21:11,491 --> 00:21:15,542 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 373 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,375 - Jason? 374 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 - Nicole? 375 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,625 Wow, how are you? 376 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,917 - I'm great, still surfing, you know. 377 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,208 - This is so weird. 378 00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:31,542 - Kinda like how we first met. 379 00:21:31,742 --> 00:21:34,041 Well, where you saw me 380 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,667 and then stalked me to that gas lamp bar. 381 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:37,542 - The Tipsy Crow. 382 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,291 - So are you still living here? 383 00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:44,208 - No, I'm in LA now. 384 00:21:44,408 --> 00:21:45,041 How 'bout you? 385 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,458 - I'm still living here. 386 00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:50,291 - Duh. 387 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,625 You look fantastic. 388 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,500 - Thank you. 389 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,166 Live is good. 390 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,750 So, what brought you down here? 391 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,875 - I just went through a breakup. 392 00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:04,709 I want to propose and she was sleeping with my old roommate 393 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,333 plus a few others. 394 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,875 But not at the same time. 395 00:22:08,075 --> 00:22:10,583 So I got in the car and drove out of town to get away. 396 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,417 I'm sorry, probably way more info 397 00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:15,333 than you were looking for. 398 00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:16,250 - A little. 399 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,333 So, you have dinner plans tonight? 400 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,417 401 00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:45,625 If I'm being honest, this is my only good meal. 402 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:51,917 - If we're being honest, 403 00:22:51,992 --> 00:22:54,500 us seeing each other again wasn't exactly an accident. 404 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,959 - I know. 405 00:22:58,417 --> 00:22:59,417 - How? 406 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,333 - I have a video doorbell. 407 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:03,750 Records anyone that walks up. 408 00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:08,000 - But when I left, I had no idea I would see you. 409 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,166 That was complete luck. 410 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,333 - Right, like when we first met. 411 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,625 I'm sure you followed me to that bar. 412 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,709 - 100% fluke. 413 00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:20,542 - A fluke. 414 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:24,667 - A perfect coincidence. 415 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,917 - So why did you really come down? 416 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,291 - Do you mind? 417 00:23:56,041 --> 00:24:00,250 418 00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:02,875 - So I don't know if you remember, but I was married. 419 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,834 I should have said no but I got so caught up 420 00:24:08,034 --> 00:24:10,458 in the proposal and the family. 421 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:13,959 She did you a favor. 422 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,709 - When we were dating, what was it about me 423 00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:23,834 that made you break up? 424 00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:27,375 Be brutal, I can handle it. 425 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:30,000 - So that's why you showed up. 426 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,959 You're trying to figure out why she said no. 427 00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:33,333 - What? 428 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:36,333 - Come on, Jason, be honest. 429 00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:41,792 Our breakup had nothing to do with you. 430 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,709 - It's not me, it's you. 431 00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:48,750 I mean it's not you, it's me. 432 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,166 - Usually, that's an excuse but it was true. 433 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,333 I met you right when my marriage ended. 434 00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:03,333 You showed up all young and cute and quirky and young. 435 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:09,417 I was just flattered that I was still noticed. 436 00:25:09,617 --> 00:25:11,000 - What? 437 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,917 You were like 27, surfer goddess, 438 00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:17,291 and cooler than Beyonce. 439 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,166 - Thank you. 440 00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:26,083 - But seriously, what happened? 441 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,291 We were doing everything together for months 442 00:25:29,491 --> 00:25:30,917 and then you just broke it off. 443 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,417 - You want me to be brutal? 444 00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:37,250 - Yes. 445 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:42,834 - So we had just gotten back from X-Fest 446 00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:44,333 and we started fooling around. 447 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,417 It was a really good night. 448 00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:48,667 We were on fire. 449 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,000 Your mouth was right by my ear, 450 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,333 so I can hear you breathing 451 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,250 and then you whispered- 452 00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:58,333 - I love you. 453 00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:01,417 I thought you didn't 454 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,250 or like did and didn't want to, you know? 455 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:07,000 - Jason, I'm sorry. 456 00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:10,166 I loved feeling loved by you. 457 00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,417 I just knew there wasn't a future. 458 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,667 Just bad timing. 459 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:32,083 - I should get going. 460 00:26:32,283 --> 00:26:32,917 - Wait. 461 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,583 I have something to show you. 462 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:43,041 463 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,208 Remember these? 464 00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,291 - Wow. 465 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,583 - I didn't come over here to do this- 466 00:27:02,783 --> 00:27:03,792 (Nicole shushing) 467 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:06,583 - Just tonight and then friends. 468 00:27:06,783 --> 00:27:08,083 Nod if you understand. 469 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:11,667 Good. 470 00:27:11,867 --> 00:27:15,083 (reflective piano music) 471 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:29,750 - I feel bad. 472 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,750 All we did was talk about me. 473 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:32,583 How's your life? 474 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:36,125 - It's how I like it. 475 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,041 Simple. 476 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,125 - Simple? 477 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,583 Are you dating anyone? 478 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,041 - I like being single. 479 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,625 There's a few guys that I see 480 00:27:47,825 --> 00:27:50,166 but they know it's only temporary. 481 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:55,041 - Don't you think there's that one guy? 482 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,542 - I married him. 483 00:27:58,742 --> 00:27:59,375 - Oh, right. 484 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:03,375 - I like the freedom to do what I want when I want. 485 00:28:03,575 --> 00:28:04,208 You know? 486 00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,792 - Was I okay last night? 487 00:28:14,992 --> 00:28:15,625 In bed. 488 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,000 - You were great. 489 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,583 Way better than I remembered. 490 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,125 - You were like my sex Yoda. 491 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,208 - How do you figure? 492 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:33,041 - Well, before you, I would just hop on and pound away. 493 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,041 Sort of like a fish out of water 494 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,291 but you taught me to slow down, 495 00:28:38,491 --> 00:28:39,333 to be in the moment, 496 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:41,750 and make it about you more than just me. 497 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,542 - Sounds like me. 498 00:28:43,742 --> 00:28:44,375 - Thank you. 499 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,291 Really. 500 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:52,000 I'm still a young Padawan, but I think I'm adequate. 501 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,875 - More than adequate. 502 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,291 You're like a Jedi. 503 00:28:58,792 --> 00:28:59,792 - Jedi? 504 00:28:59,992 --> 00:29:02,375 (upbeat music) 505 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:11,500 ♪ Just past the tree line ♪ 506 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:16,625 ♪ You will find my body there ♪ 507 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,041 ♪ Please, I beg you ♪ 508 00:29:21,241 --> 00:29:24,000 ♪ Please don't show my ♪ 509 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,083 Hey. 510 00:29:25,283 --> 00:29:26,834 - You were meant to call last night. 511 00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,291 - [Jason] Sorry, it got late. 512 00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:31,417 - So what did you find out? 513 00:29:31,617 --> 00:29:33,083 - I said I love you too early. 514 00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:35,875 It freaked her out and that's why we split up. 515 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,458 - Yeah, makes sense. 516 00:29:37,658 --> 00:29:38,291 What else? 517 00:29:38,491 --> 00:29:41,000 - She said I'm more than adequate in bed 518 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,000 and even better now. 519 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,166 - You had sex with her? 520 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,041 - It just happened. 521 00:29:47,241 --> 00:29:50,667 - Yeah right, what she just tripped and fell on your dick? 522 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:54,709 - No, she was showing me this pink underwear I got her 523 00:29:54,909 --> 00:29:56,875 and she started draping open her robe. 524 00:29:57,075 --> 00:29:58,542 - I don't want to know. 525 00:29:58,742 --> 00:30:00,291 At least it wasn't Melissa. 526 00:30:01,709 --> 00:30:04,875 - I didn't even think about her until just now. 527 00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:06,959 - That's a step in the right direction. 528 00:30:07,159 --> 00:30:08,333 - I'm not trying to forget about her, 529 00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,667 I'm trying to get her back. 530 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,250 Hold on, Benji's calling me. 531 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,709 I'll call you later. 532 00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:14,542 - Okay, but- 533 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,041 - What's up? 534 00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:19,542 - Dude, when are you coming home? 535 00:30:19,742 --> 00:30:20,917 - In a few days, why? 536 00:30:21,117 --> 00:30:22,709 - I invited the three way girls over 537 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:24,875 and they're impossible to satisfy. 538 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:29,333 They never get tired. 539 00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:31,125 - What do you want me to do about it? 540 00:30:31,325 --> 00:30:33,333 - I need you to take one of them off my hands. 541 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,458 One's doing a photo shoot, one's in the bathroom. 542 00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:37,041 I'm fucking low. 543 00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:38,500 - No way. 544 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,000 - Please, I need to sleep. 545 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,208 Oh shit, she's coming. 546 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,208 I'll call you later. 547 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,208 - Come to bed. 548 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:49,458 Now. 549 00:30:49,658 --> 00:30:50,959 - Okay. 550 00:30:51,159 --> 00:30:51,875 ♪ They know ♪ 551 00:30:52,075 --> 00:30:53,917 ♪ When I meet them in the basement ♪ 552 00:30:54,117 --> 00:30:55,750 ♪ They know ♪ 553 00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:59,542 ♪ I think I meant it, falling in a worst case ♪ 554 00:30:59,742 --> 00:31:01,583 ♪ That's when everybody says ♪ 555 00:31:01,783 --> 00:31:03,458 ♪ Hold up ♪ 556 00:31:03,658 --> 00:31:06,458 (upbeat rock music) 557 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,834 - Hello? 558 00:31:47,034 --> 00:31:48,750 - [Madison] We're closed till two P.M. 559 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,750 - Okay, sorry. 560 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,959 561 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,542 - Hey, Jason. 562 00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:10,375 - Hi. 563 00:32:11,709 --> 00:32:13,291 I'm really sorry about this. 564 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,542 I was just passing by 565 00:32:15,742 --> 00:32:17,792 and I wanted to see if you still worked here. 566 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,208 - Why? 567 00:32:20,408 --> 00:32:21,834 - I was passing by and I thought, 568 00:32:22,034 --> 00:32:24,041 "I wonder if Madison still works there." 569 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:26,291 So I put in a little extra effort and parked. 570 00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,583 Now I know. 571 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:31,417 - Now you know. 572 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:38,166 - Do you have a few minutes so we can catch up? 573 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:40,333 - I have a lot of prep work before we open. 574 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:43,917 - Nice seeing you again. 575 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,959 576 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:02,834 - Hey. 577 00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:07,166 We close at 10 if you wanna come back and talk. 578 00:33:07,366 --> 00:33:08,750 - Awesome. 579 00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:09,583 - Yeah. 580 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,291 - Hello? 581 00:33:27,491 --> 00:33:28,375 - [Jason] Hey! 582 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:29,709 - Hey, who is this? 583 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,041 - Jason. 584 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,083 - Jason? 585 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,375 College Jason? 586 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:38,709 - Yeah. 587 00:33:38,909 --> 00:33:39,959 - Why are you calling me? 588 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,041 - I was in town and I wanted to say hi. 589 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,875 - Jason, I gotta go. 590 00:33:48,075 --> 00:33:49,375 I'm gonna be late for work. 591 00:33:49,575 --> 00:33:50,375 - Okay, maybe later. 592 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,250 Or not. 593 00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,834 594 00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:26,083 - Okay, so what's the deal, do you need money? 595 00:34:26,283 --> 00:34:27,500 - What, no. 596 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,625 - You're not dying, are you? 597 00:34:30,825 --> 00:34:31,458 - I'm fine. 598 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:33,542 - Then what? 599 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,750 - I wanna know what happened with our relationship. 600 00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:48,750 Why did we break up? 601 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:51,458 - You're looking for closure after four years? 602 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:52,291 - No. 603 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:55,834 I just don't understand why any 604 00:34:56,034 --> 00:34:57,458 of my past relationships failed. 605 00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:01,375 - You came all the way here just to ask me that? 606 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,667 - You won't hurt my feelings. 607 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,041 - My parents hated you. 608 00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:26,166 - Really? 609 00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:27,709 Parents love me. 610 00:35:27,909 --> 00:35:29,875 Usually more than the girl I'm dating. 611 00:35:30,075 --> 00:35:30,792 - I thought they'd like you too 612 00:35:30,992 --> 00:35:31,875 but you fucked it up. 613 00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:36,625 - [Jason] How? 614 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,750 - You really don't remember? 615 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:45,458 Mini golf. 616 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,291 - You mean when you cheated? 617 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,834 - I didn't cheat, you toad. 618 00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:53,583 You couldn't stand the fact that I beat you. 619 00:35:53,783 --> 00:35:55,792 - You moved the ball more than six inches, 620 00:35:55,992 --> 00:35:57,291 that's a penalty. 621 00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:58,291 - You didn't have a ruler. 622 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,667 You guesstimated and guesstimated wrong. 623 00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:03,041 - Why are you getting so mad? 624 00:36:03,241 --> 00:36:06,166 - Because it was under six inches. 625 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:08,000 - So why don't your parents like me? 626 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:13,333 - The first and only time I took you meet them, 627 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:14,208 you brought it up. 628 00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:16,166 In fact, you spent the entire night 629 00:36:16,366 --> 00:36:18,041 talking about me cheating in mini golf. 630 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:19,291 - They seemed interested. 631 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:20,250 - Not interested. 632 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,583 You went on and on about the six inch rule. 633 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,375 - So that's why we broke up? 634 00:36:25,575 --> 00:36:26,208 - Yes. 635 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:28,583 Mostly. 636 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:38,875 - Wow. 637 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,709 I am really sorry, Molly. 638 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,166 - I appreciate that. 639 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:51,208 - I get the competitive thing from my brother. 640 00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:53,417 He's the six five muscular version of me. 641 00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:56,041 The only way I could ever win at anything 642 00:36:56,241 --> 00:36:57,917 is if he cheated and I could prove it. 643 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,500 - Siblings can be tough. 644 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,959 - But six inches is six inches, cheater. 645 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,291 Sorry. 646 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,208 - That wasn't funny. 647 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,208 - It's sorta funny. 648 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:19,875 - How good are you at Ms. Pacman? 649 00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:23,792 650 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,333 You know, you look good. 651 00:37:33,533 --> 00:37:34,333 - Thank you. 652 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:36,917 You look amazing. 653 00:37:37,117 --> 00:37:38,458 Like even better than before. 654 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,250 - [Molly] Okay, no more ass kissing. 655 00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:43,959 - Dating anyone? 656 00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:45,792 - Sort of. 657 00:37:45,992 --> 00:37:47,291 It's convenient for now. 658 00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:49,291 I'm so busy at work. 659 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:52,542 - What do you do? 660 00:37:52,742 --> 00:37:55,250 - Property management, 300 units. 661 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,667 - Sounds like 300 problems. 662 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,041 - You got it. 663 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,750 Last year I bought my first apartment building. 664 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,750 - Nice. 665 00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:09,250 - Six units over in Arcadia, not far from old town. 666 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,917 - You gonna be the next real estate tycoon? 667 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,792 - We'll see. 668 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,750 What are you doing tonight? 669 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,792 - I was thinking we could go play some mini golf. 670 00:38:25,992 --> 00:38:27,291 - You're an idiot. 671 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,875 - No, I'm visiting another one of my exes. 672 00:38:32,075 --> 00:38:33,083 I dated her before you. 673 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:38,625 - Oh, so you didn't come here just to see me? 674 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,333 - No, I'm doing a whole road trip thing. 675 00:38:43,417 --> 00:38:44,417 - To see your exes? 676 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:46,667 - Yup. 677 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,583 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 678 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:01,291 679 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:20,000 680 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,542 - Are you Jason? 681 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:32,583 - Yes. 682 00:39:32,783 --> 00:39:33,417 Do I know you? 683 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,250 - What are you doing here? 684 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,000 - I'm meeting a friend. 685 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,750 - I know that, why? 686 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,166 - She's a friend from a few years ago. 687 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,291 - Hey, Einstein. 688 00:39:50,491 --> 00:39:53,208 You've answered everything expect my fucking question. 689 00:39:53,408 --> 00:39:54,709 - I see you've met Angela. 690 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:59,417 - Oh, we were just getting to know each other. 691 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,250 - We live together. 692 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:08,166 - Oh, we didn't get that far in the conversation. 693 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,208 - I met Jason in high school. 694 00:40:11,408 --> 00:40:13,250 He was the nicest guy. 695 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:14,542 - I bet he was. 696 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,417 - I saw her again in college. 697 00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:22,959 - My car battery died and he offered to jump me. 698 00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:23,917 - I bet he did. 699 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,208 What are we doing here? 700 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,750 - She's so jealous. 701 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:35,041 - Oh, I didn't realize you're together together. 702 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,750 I'm no threat. 703 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,083 In fact, I'm getting married. 704 00:40:40,283 --> 00:40:41,875 - Let me see a photo. 705 00:40:42,075 --> 00:40:42,709 - What? 706 00:40:43,917 --> 00:40:44,917 - If you're getting married to this girl 707 00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:46,792 you have to have few pictures of her. 708 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:48,917 - All right. 709 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 - Are you satisfied? 710 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:09,333 You're gonna be late for work, go. 711 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,625 - It was nice to meet you. 712 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,500 - Likewise. 713 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:23,417 - Chug your beer. 714 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,417 - We're done? 715 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,458 - I've been here all day. 716 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:27,667 Let's go somewhere else. 717 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,917 - So how long you been dating girls? 718 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,583 - Pretty much always. 719 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:36,709 You're the only guy I went out with. 720 00:41:36,909 --> 00:41:37,542 - No. 721 00:41:37,742 --> 00:41:38,375 - Yeah. 722 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,125 - Why me? 723 00:41:41,325 --> 00:41:43,875 - Well, my mom liked you 724 00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:47,250 and remember when we went to prom? 725 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:50,542 My mom was so happy to put up the prom pics 726 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,500 in the living room. 727 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,041 - Does your mom know now? 728 00:41:57,241 --> 00:41:57,917 - She always knew. 729 00:41:58,117 --> 00:41:59,667 She was kinda just waiting on me. 730 00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:05,291 - You only dated me to make your mom happy? 731 00:42:05,491 --> 00:42:07,500 - Oh, gosh no, that came out wrong. 732 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:10,333 I always liked being with you. 733 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:13,709 You always were real. 734 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,083 - To being real. 735 00:42:17,241 --> 00:42:18,000 - To being real. 736 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:28,834 - Out of all my girlfriends, you were really my best friend. 737 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:31,291 There was always something about us 738 00:42:31,491 --> 00:42:33,583 that was just so in sync. 739 00:42:33,783 --> 00:42:35,333 - That's 'cause we both like pussy. 740 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,250 - To pussy. 741 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:39,375 - I'll drink to that. 742 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,750 And have it for dessert later, too. 743 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,792 - So we know that you say I love you 744 00:42:52,992 --> 00:42:54,458 way too early. 745 00:42:54,658 --> 00:42:55,542 - Correct. 746 00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:58,083 - [Veronica] And that you are a stickler for rules. 747 00:42:58,283 --> 00:42:59,625 - Maybe a bit too much. 748 00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:03,625 - And that moms like you 749 00:43:03,825 --> 00:43:06,375 except when your obsessions for rules 750 00:43:06,575 --> 00:43:07,667 shows its ugly face. 751 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,583 - And the girlfriend that I thought I was closest with 752 00:43:10,783 --> 00:43:12,083 was actually just a friend. 753 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:17,041 - Are you having a good time? 754 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:21,125 - It's a little outside my comfort zone. 755 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:23,417 But I'm glad I'm doing it. 756 00:43:24,709 --> 00:43:25,709 - Good. 757 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,583 - So. 758 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:30,834 What did you do tonight? 759 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,083 - I went on a date. 760 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,125 - Oh. 761 00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:41,625 Great. 762 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,458 - Yeah. 763 00:43:44,658 --> 00:43:45,709 It was okay. 764 00:43:45,909 --> 00:43:46,750 Do you want details? 765 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,709 - Nah, I'm up early tomorrow and heading back to LA. 766 00:43:54,709 --> 00:43:56,250 - Kate. 767 00:43:56,450 --> 00:43:57,083 - Kate. 768 00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,458 I'm gonna get some sleep. 769 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,041 - Hey, Jason. 770 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,291 - [Jason] Yeah? 771 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,625 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. 772 00:44:11,825 --> 00:44:12,458 Goodnight. 773 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:14,458 - Night. 774 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:25,750 775 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:36,583 776 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:08,125 777 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,917 778 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:09,959 779 00:46:25,709 --> 00:46:27,166 - Jason? 780 00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:28,125 - Hey, Kate. 781 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,166 - Hey. 782 00:46:30,366 --> 00:46:31,542 How are you? 783 00:46:31,742 --> 00:46:32,875 Sorry, I'm all sweaty. 784 00:46:33,075 --> 00:46:33,709 - Me, too. 785 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,583 - Not like we haven't been sweaty together, before. 786 00:46:37,783 --> 00:46:39,166 - I remember. 787 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:40,709 Sex in Arizona. 788 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:46,166 - Oh, I meant living in Arizona. 789 00:46:46,366 --> 00:46:48,333 - Oh, I just thought. 790 00:46:49,542 --> 00:46:51,125 - It's good to see you. 791 00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:52,291 Do you live around here? 792 00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:55,458 - No, I'm in Culver City 793 00:46:55,658 --> 00:46:57,333 but I like trying new places to run. 794 00:46:57,533 --> 00:46:58,166 - [Kate] Yeah. 795 00:46:58,366 --> 00:46:59,000 - Gotta stay fit. 796 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:03,250 - Well, it was great seeing you again. 797 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:09,125 We should catch up sometime. 798 00:47:09,325 --> 00:47:10,959 - How 'bout right now? 799 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,959 - Yeah, I guess. 800 00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:20,250 - We can do it another day. 801 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,709 You probably have plans. 802 00:47:23,909 --> 00:47:24,959 - No, it's my day off. 803 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,500 - You sure? 804 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:31,875 - Yeah. 805 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:41,041 - How? 806 00:47:41,241 --> 00:47:43,417 I haven't been able to find this anywhere in LA. 807 00:47:43,617 --> 00:47:44,250 - I know. 808 00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:48,333 I found it in some random little shop in Echo Park. 809 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:50,834 You got me addicted to this stuff. 810 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,709 - I haven't had one of these in years. 811 00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,125 - So good. 812 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:11,250 - Do you remember our first date? 813 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,417 I bought a six pack of Chihuahua, 814 00:48:13,617 --> 00:48:15,709 sat in your convertible till sunrise. 815 00:48:15,909 --> 00:48:16,875 Talked about all the great things 816 00:48:17,075 --> 00:48:17,709 we were gonna do. 817 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,041 - Yeah. 818 00:48:20,241 --> 00:48:24,417 Yeah, you said that space travel was gonna make a return 819 00:48:24,617 --> 00:48:25,375 and you were gonna be the guy 820 00:48:25,575 --> 00:48:28,125 who was in the belly of the beast when it happened. 821 00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:30,041 - How do you remember that? 822 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:30,959 - It's a gift. 823 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,083 So what did you actually end up doing? 824 00:48:36,283 --> 00:48:37,750 - I'm in the space program. 825 00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:38,917 - Shut the fuck up. 826 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,834 So I've had sex with an astronaut. 827 00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:46,208 - I wish I could check that off your bucket list. 828 00:48:46,408 --> 00:48:48,583 I'm the flight director at Rocket Dynamics. 829 00:48:48,783 --> 00:48:51,083 Our rockets put satellites in orbit. 830 00:48:51,283 --> 00:48:52,750 - You know, I don't know anyone 831 00:48:52,950 --> 00:48:54,583 who actually did what they wanted to. 832 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,458 But you always knew. 833 00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,500 - You were my only girlfriend who thought it was cool. 834 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:01,625 - I did. 835 00:49:01,825 --> 00:49:03,625 I mean it would be way cooler 836 00:49:03,825 --> 00:49:05,417 if you were actually astronaut, but. 837 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,208 I'm really proud of you. 838 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,667 - You were the most driven person I've ever met. 839 00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:15,834 What are you doing now? 840 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:24,917 - Are you hungry at all? 841 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,083 - We have a cool new rocket coming up. 842 00:49:37,166 --> 00:49:38,417 - What's it called? 843 00:49:38,617 --> 00:49:40,041 - The A7. 844 00:49:40,241 --> 00:49:42,625 - Nice, and so how fast do these rockets go? 845 00:49:42,825 --> 00:49:44,875 - Top speed is 27,000 kilometers an hour. 846 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,834 - Unreal. 847 00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:49,500 And what do you do? 848 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,333 - I'm the guy that says go for launch. 849 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:55,083 But if I say go, I better not have messed up. 850 00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,000 - I'm impressed. 851 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,041 And you know I'm not easily impressed. 852 00:50:00,241 --> 00:50:01,291 - Oh, I remember. 853 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:06,250 Our fourth date and still no sex. 854 00:50:06,450 --> 00:50:07,375 You made me show you something 855 00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:09,125 that made me worthy of your vagina. 856 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,500 - It wasn't like that. 857 00:50:13,792 --> 00:50:15,875 But my vagina is worth it. 858 00:50:16,075 --> 00:50:18,083 You needed to impress and you did. 859 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,625 - It's one of the few things I'm good at 860 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,625 and definitely not sexy, though. 861 00:50:26,825 --> 00:50:28,542 - Yeah, no, not sexy. 862 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:32,583 - But it worked. 863 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,250 What? 864 00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:52,875 You still have it? 865 00:50:53,075 --> 00:50:54,458 - It was a gift, why wouldn't I? 866 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,500 You still got it? 867 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,792 - It may not be as impressive now. 868 00:51:13,709 --> 00:51:16,208 - Yeah, I'll be the judge of that one. 869 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,458 870 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,333 - Not bad for out of practice. 871 00:51:49,291 --> 00:51:53,250 - Come here. 872 00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:54,500 - [Jason] What? 873 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,333 - Come here. 874 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:07,041 So I hope you don't mind but 875 00:52:07,241 --> 00:52:09,834 I'm going to say I've had sex with an astronaut. 876 00:52:10,034 --> 00:52:10,667 - Fine with me. 877 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,542 - I probably should have asked. 878 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:23,625 Are you seeing anybody? 879 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:26,417 - I was. 880 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,333 In fact, I almost asked her to marry me. 881 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 - And what happened? 882 00:52:35,041 --> 00:52:37,125 - She was having sex with my old roommate. 883 00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:42,542 - I'm sorry. 884 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,542 - Enough about me, what about you? 885 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,166 - Do you remember what my plan was? 886 00:52:52,366 --> 00:52:53,000 - Totally. 887 00:52:54,291 --> 00:52:55,875 - I bet we remember differently. 888 00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:01,875 - Our junior year at ASU, before Christmas, 889 00:53:02,075 --> 00:53:04,041 you told me you wanted to be the head 890 00:53:04,241 --> 00:53:07,583 of Media Relations at a Fortune 100 company. 891 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:10,041 Not 500 but 100. 892 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:12,291 - That's pretty good. 893 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,500 Do you remember why? 894 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,583 - You loved when a company like that got in trouble. 895 00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:22,041 The media relations person would come out 896 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:25,583 and put a public spin on it so crafted, 897 00:53:25,783 --> 00:53:28,000 it made the whole public regain confidence again 898 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,750 and the stock holders relaxed. 899 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:33,166 (soft music) 900 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000 I'm sorry. 901 00:53:51,083 --> 00:53:52,083 Did I say something? 902 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:06,792 903 00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:20,041 - I just freaked you out, didn't I? 904 00:54:20,241 --> 00:54:20,875 - No. 905 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:23,875 - Jason. 906 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:25,959 - A bit. 907 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,792 Okay, you freaked me out. 908 00:54:31,417 --> 00:54:32,417 What did I say? 909 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:35,417 - Okay, I'm gonna tell you something 910 00:54:35,617 --> 00:54:38,375 that I've never told anyone, okay? 911 00:54:38,575 --> 00:54:39,208 - Okay. 912 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:47,291 - My freshman year I was broke and had to make tuition. 913 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:49,500 - You were on a full ride. 914 00:54:50,959 --> 00:54:53,083 - No, not the first year. 915 00:54:53,283 --> 00:54:53,959 I had to earn it. 916 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,083 So, by Christmas I was broke. 917 00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:01,000 Tuition, housing was due, I had to buy books 918 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:06,083 and I found out that a bunch of girls in the dorm 919 00:55:06,283 --> 00:55:07,208 had sugar daddies. 920 00:55:09,834 --> 00:55:13,709 But instead, I started doing cam modeling. 921 00:55:13,909 --> 00:55:15,500 No modeling required. 922 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:20,834 I would get men off in private chats. 923 00:55:23,709 --> 00:55:25,458 You don't wanna hear this, do you? 924 00:55:25,658 --> 00:55:26,792 - You can tell me anything. 925 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,792 - Well, after the first few days 926 00:55:29,992 --> 00:55:32,792 I figured out a way to make a lot of money. 927 00:55:32,992 --> 00:55:35,625 The longer I could keep guys on a private session, 928 00:55:35,825 --> 00:55:36,458 the more I made. 929 00:55:36,658 --> 00:55:39,542 So I got really good at controlling the pace 930 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,542 and after two months, I paid off all my bills. 931 00:55:43,742 --> 00:55:45,458 I quit, I finished top of my class 932 00:55:45,658 --> 00:55:46,750 and I was on my way. 933 00:55:54,291 --> 00:55:58,875 And of all people, I didn't prepare for damage control. 934 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,375 My first big interview after college was amazing. 935 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:06,208 You know, I got offered a great salary, 936 00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:10,375 stock options, benefits. 937 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:11,709 Pending a background check. 938 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,667 - But how did they find out? 939 00:56:17,867 --> 00:56:19,291 You didn't use your real name, did you? 940 00:56:19,491 --> 00:56:20,125 - No. 941 00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:24,458 Where I fucked up is I used a photo from my cam profile 942 00:56:24,658 --> 00:56:25,917 from a Cancun vacation. 943 00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:28,959 That same photo is on my Instagram and Facebook. 944 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:31,166 - Reverse image search. 945 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:38,542 - Every interview after that was pretty much the same. 946 00:56:38,742 --> 00:56:39,959 I was the most qualified person in the room 947 00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:41,291 until the background check. 948 00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,750 Sometimes I'd get a, you know, 949 00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:47,208 thank you but no thank you email. 950 00:56:47,408 --> 00:56:49,583 But usually I was just ghosted. 951 00:56:49,783 --> 00:56:50,417 - I'm sorry. 952 00:56:51,834 --> 00:56:54,166 But your so talented. 953 00:56:54,366 --> 00:56:58,583 Fuck Fortune 100, 200, how 'bout 500? 954 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:00,875 - Keep going. 955 00:57:01,075 --> 00:57:03,208 I finally got hired at a Fortune 1,000 company. 956 00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:06,166 Took 'em two months to find out. 957 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,000 Got fired and walked to my car. 958 00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:12,583 The boss said he was sorry 959 00:57:12,783 --> 00:57:15,417 and then he hit on me, right there in the parking lot. 960 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,041 I need a drink. 961 00:57:23,241 --> 00:57:26,375 (soft reflective music) 962 00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:40,583 Well, all I have left are Rita's Mangoritas. 963 00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:03,458 What? 964 00:58:03,658 --> 00:58:06,959 - I wish you could see you the way I see you. 965 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:12,792 - Jason. 966 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:17,875 I may have made a mistake not keeping you in my life. 967 00:58:18,709 --> 00:58:20,166 - It never would have worked. 968 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:22,792 - Really? 969 00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:26,041 - Us astronauts get the ladies. 970 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:28,458 What can I say? 971 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:33,000 - Well, I'm really glad you're here. 972 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:35,875 - Me too. 973 00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,000 974 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:47,834 - Hey? 975 00:58:48,917 --> 00:58:49,917 Are you home? 976 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,417 I went past your place last night. 977 00:58:52,617 --> 00:58:54,667 - Oh, I'm just leaving Kate's now. 978 00:58:58,333 --> 00:58:59,417 Hello? 979 00:58:59,617 --> 00:59:02,000 - Well, what did you learn from sleeping with Kate? 980 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,041 - Who says we slept together? 981 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:07,250 - Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that... 982 00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:08,709 - We did, several times. 983 00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:14,208 - Well, you might just go for a trifecta this week. 984 00:59:14,408 --> 00:59:16,208 - Well, this was all your idea. 985 00:59:16,408 --> 00:59:18,792 Why are you getting so upset at me? 986 00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:19,625 I'm going home. 987 00:59:19,825 --> 00:59:21,166 - No, no, you've come this far, 988 00:59:21,366 --> 00:59:26,166 just go see Izzy and try to keep it in your pants. 989 00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:27,917 - Nothing's gonna happen with her, 990 00:59:28,117 --> 00:59:29,625 she's the shy one. 991 00:59:29,825 --> 00:59:31,750 We dated for like a month before doing anything 992 00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:33,625 and never with the lights on. 993 00:59:33,825 --> 00:59:35,250 - Why? 994 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:38,583 - She was a little heavy and it's always bothered her. 995 00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:39,959 She's really sweet, though. 996 00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,583 - So why'd you break up? 997 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:45,291 - I don't know. 998 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,458 - You know what. 999 00:59:48,658 --> 00:59:51,542 Go see Izzy, found out, and then call me. 1000 00:59:51,742 --> 00:59:54,166 Okay, I want a full debriefing tonight. 1001 00:59:54,366 --> 00:59:55,959 - Okay, but you can't get mad at me. 1002 00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,125 - Call me. 1003 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:03,834 1004 01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:20,834 1005 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,500 - [Izzy] Just a sec! 1006 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,375 - Hi, does Izzy still live here? 1007 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000 - Jason? 1008 01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:35,291 - Izzy? 1009 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,542 - What are you doing here? 1010 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:40,875 - Funny story. 1011 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:48,375 - So, why do you think that we broke up? 1012 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,208 - I can't remember. 1013 01:00:54,408 --> 01:00:55,125 You were always so nice 1014 01:00:55,325 --> 01:00:57,375 I don't even remember arguing about anything. 1015 01:00:58,709 --> 01:01:02,333 - I used to please men by being agreeable. 1016 01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:06,166 We can eat wherever, that movie's fine. 1017 01:01:06,366 --> 01:01:08,041 Another blow job, sure. 1018 01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:10,667 It's not like I'm busy studying or anything. 1019 01:01:15,041 --> 01:01:17,500 - But with me specifically, do you remember? 1020 01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:22,834 - I remember everything about every guy I've dated. 1021 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:24,792 Pigs. 1022 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,583 - Did I treat you bad? 1023 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,834 - Nothing major. 1024 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:36,250 When you shaved, you would leave all those little hairs 1025 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:38,917 in the sink and after you ate, 1026 01:01:39,117 --> 01:01:41,875 you would take your plate and put it on the counter 1027 01:01:42,075 --> 01:01:45,166 on top of the dishwasher. 1028 01:01:45,366 --> 01:01:47,250 And I know that this is picky 1029 01:01:47,450 --> 01:01:49,250 but you would leave your dirty socks 1030 01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:50,250 next to the hamper. 1031 01:01:50,450 --> 01:01:53,375 Not even next to it, touching the hamper. 1032 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,875 - Why didn't you say something? 1033 01:01:57,075 --> 01:01:59,041 - Because I'm a sucker. 1034 01:01:59,241 --> 01:02:00,542 Every time we had sex, 1035 01:02:00,742 --> 01:02:03,291 it started off with me giving you a blow job. 1036 01:02:03,491 --> 01:02:05,500 How 'bout returning the favor? 1037 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:06,333 - I did. 1038 01:02:08,417 --> 01:02:09,500 Twice? 1039 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:11,333 - Twice. 1040 01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:14,458 And I used to send you these cute texts 1041 01:02:14,658 --> 01:02:17,083 with specific things that I loved about you 1042 01:02:17,283 --> 01:02:19,792 just to make your day a little bit better. 1043 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,375 - They did. 1044 01:02:22,575 --> 01:02:23,875 - Then send something back better 1045 01:02:24,075 --> 01:02:25,917 than a fucking thumbs up emoji. 1046 01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:29,792 - I'm sorry, Izzy. 1047 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:31,959 I didn't know. 1048 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:38,250 - It's okay, men are stupid. 1049 01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:46,542 - So, what do you do for work? 1050 01:02:50,792 --> 01:02:51,959 - How 'bout I show you? 1051 01:02:57,166 --> 01:03:00,166 1052 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,375 You wanna try it? 1053 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:12,417 No charge. 1054 01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:16,375 - It's not my thing. 1055 01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:18,792 - How would you do if you've never tried it? 1056 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:23,583 - I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it. 1057 01:03:23,783 --> 01:03:25,875 - You're a fucking pussy. 1058 01:03:26,075 --> 01:03:27,041 - What? 1059 01:03:27,241 --> 01:03:28,959 - I can loan you some of my panties 1060 01:03:29,159 --> 01:03:31,583 in case you're feeling a little vulnerable. 1061 01:03:31,783 --> 01:03:33,208 - No, I just- 1062 01:03:33,408 --> 01:03:34,542 - I said try it! 1063 01:03:34,742 --> 01:03:35,375 - Okay. 1064 01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:45,083 - We're going to need to come up with a safe word. 1065 01:03:45,283 --> 01:03:46,291 How about 1066 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,166 Izzy is my master. 1067 01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:56,500 - Izzy is my master. 1068 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:05,709 - And after we're done shaving, we're gonna clean it up. 1069 01:04:06,041 --> 01:04:07,041 Aren't we? 1070 01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:11,250 1071 01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:12,083 Good. 1072 01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:15,291 Dirty dishes 1073 01:04:17,709 --> 01:04:21,083 go into the dishwasher, don't they? 1074 01:04:21,283 --> 01:04:21,917 - Yeah. 1075 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,375 - Dirty socks. 1076 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:35,041 We drop them into the hamper. 1077 01:04:35,241 --> 01:04:36,291 Don't we? 1078 01:04:36,491 --> 01:04:37,250 - Yeah. 1079 01:04:37,450 --> 01:04:39,750 Izzy, Izzy is my master. 1080 01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:41,250 Izzy is my master. 1081 01:04:45,542 --> 01:04:47,709 - And when we have sex with our partner, 1082 01:04:47,909 --> 01:04:50,959 we're gonna satisfy them first, 1083 01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:53,250 every time. 1084 01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:54,709 Aren't we, lover? 1085 01:04:54,909 --> 01:04:56,041 - Yes, yes, yes. 1086 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,709 - Don't worry, baby. 1087 01:04:58,909 --> 01:05:00,000 No more spanking. 1088 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:04,250 You've earned something else. 1089 01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:16,917 Have you ever wondered what it's like 1090 01:05:17,117 --> 01:05:21,917 to get fucked and receive absolutely zero pleasure? 1091 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:28,333 - Izzy is my master, Izzy is my master. 1092 01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:31,500 - This is gonna hurt a little. 1093 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:34,417 (muffled shouting) 1094 01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:43,834 1095 01:05:48,959 --> 01:05:51,792 1096 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,375 - Hey. - Hey. 1097 01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:56,375 - How'd it go? 1098 01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:58,750 - It was painful. 1099 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,625 - Did you hit the trifecta? 1100 01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:07,375 - I wanna tell you in person. 1101 01:06:07,575 --> 01:06:09,542 Could I meet you somewhere? 1102 01:06:09,742 --> 01:06:11,041 - Yeah, I'm about to head out. 1103 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:14,750 - Well, meet me at Lansing Park. 1104 01:06:15,709 --> 01:06:19,542 - Okay, Lansing Park, 30 minutes. 1105 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:21,667 - Hey, Vee. 1106 01:06:21,867 --> 01:06:22,542 - [Veronica] Yeah? 1107 01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:24,792 - I missed you. 1108 01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:28,208 I hope that's not weird. 1109 01:06:28,408 --> 01:06:29,041 - No. 1110 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:31,625 Me, too. 1111 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:34,333 - All right. 1112 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,250 - Bye. 1113 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:55,041 1114 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:08,208 - What are you doing here? 1115 01:07:08,408 --> 01:07:09,083 - We need to talk. 1116 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,709 - How'd you now I was here? 1117 01:07:12,909 --> 01:07:13,583 (Benji groaning) 1118 01:07:13,783 --> 01:07:15,041 - Where is he? 1119 01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:17,333 - I can't tell you. 1120 01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:18,333 (bones creaking) 1121 01:07:18,533 --> 01:07:19,750 Lansing Park, Lansing Park. 1122 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,125 - Sit. 1123 01:07:27,709 --> 01:07:30,959 First, I want to say sorry about what happened 1124 01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:33,375 and I want us to forget all that, okay? 1125 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:36,333 - Okay. 1126 01:07:37,709 --> 01:07:38,709 Why? 1127 01:07:39,709 --> 01:07:42,542 - Well, over the last few days, 1128 01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:45,375 I asked myself, what do I want? 1129 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,583 - Me? 1130 01:07:48,783 --> 01:07:50,250 - Not exactly. 1131 01:07:50,450 --> 01:07:52,667 But I realize I might have to compromise. 1132 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:58,166 You'll never be a Jason Bateman or Jason Statham. 1133 01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:03,166 But you could be a Jason Biggs or Jason Schwartzman. 1134 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:04,834 I'm sure they're nice people. 1135 01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:09,000 - Where are you going with this? 1136 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,458 - Hello? 1137 01:08:10,658 --> 01:08:13,250 You're not very smart for a rocket guy, are you? 1138 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:16,750 Let's pick up where you came over to propose 1139 01:08:16,950 --> 01:08:18,166 but instead of what happened. 1140 01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:20,625 - Kyle having butt sex with you. 1141 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,667 - That is not being productive. 1142 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,583 Imagine you came in and I was looking fabulous, 1143 01:08:29,783 --> 01:08:31,083 what would you have said to me? 1144 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,041 - Hi, Melissa, you look great. 1145 01:08:37,241 --> 01:08:37,875 Are you hungry? 1146 01:08:38,075 --> 01:08:38,709 - No. 1147 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:41,083 Do you have the ring? 1148 01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:43,250 - Yeah. 1149 01:08:43,450 --> 01:08:46,041 - Do the get down on one knee part, 1150 01:08:46,241 --> 01:08:46,875 with the ring. 1151 01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:54,625 - You know, a lot has happened over the last few days. 1152 01:08:54,825 --> 01:08:56,125 I've been thinking a lot, too. 1153 01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,500 I think we might need to spend some time apart. 1154 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:01,583 - Jason, please. 1155 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,792 Do you know how hard it was for me to come here 1156 01:09:04,992 --> 01:09:06,583 and admit that I was wrong? 1157 01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:16,375 1158 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:19,166 - Melissa, over the last two years, 1159 01:09:19,366 --> 01:09:20,875 you've changed my life. 1160 01:09:21,075 --> 01:09:22,375 You've made me a better man 1161 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:23,208 and helped focus- 1162 01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,291 - Yes, yes, I've heard this part. 1163 01:09:25,491 --> 01:09:26,125 Skip to the end. 1164 01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,208 - Melissa, will you make me the happiest man 1165 01:09:32,408 --> 01:09:33,500 in the world and marry me? 1166 01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:39,291 - Huh. 1167 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:45,458 Sure. 1168 01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:53,417 - Jason, what are you doing? 1169 01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,125 - Who are you? 1170 01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:00,542 - Well, she's just a girl from my work. 1171 01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:06,166 - You two deserve each other. 1172 01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:12,333 - Did she just insult me? 1173 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:15,333 Jason. 1174 01:10:16,125 --> 01:10:17,125 Look at me. 1175 01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:22,291 Who was that? 1176 01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:24,792 - I'm gonna go. 1177 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,625 - I want some answers. 1178 01:10:34,667 --> 01:10:38,458 - Melissa, it's not you, it's me. 1179 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,750 Goodbye. 1180 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,500 - You'll be back. 1181 01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:52,417 Asshole. 1182 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,208 - So you messed up. 1183 01:10:58,408 --> 01:11:00,250 Call her, say you're sorry. 1184 01:11:01,959 --> 01:11:02,959 - I did. 1185 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:06,083 - Text? 1186 01:11:06,959 --> 01:11:08,208 - I stopped after seven. 1187 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:10,583 - Nothing? 1188 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,542 Go to her house, buy her flowers, 1189 01:11:16,742 --> 01:11:18,875 and beg for forgiveness. 1190 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,792 - No, I'll see her at work tomorrow. 1191 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,750 Whatever happened to those three way girls? 1192 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,125 - I couldn't get rid of them. 1193 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:41,667 I had to fake a penis injury. 1194 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:45,917 Then they lost all interest and left. 1195 01:11:47,166 --> 01:11:49,458 I discovered I'm a one girl guy. 1196 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,750 - Crazy week. 1197 01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,291 - Tomorrow is a new day. 1198 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,709 Things always work out the way they should. 1199 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,458 - Diane is gonna help get the presentation finished 1200 01:12:07,658 --> 01:12:09,500 until Veronica gets back. 1201 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,583 - What, where's Veronica? 1202 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,125 - You haven't talked with her? 1203 01:12:14,325 --> 01:12:15,834 I assumed you knew before I did. 1204 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000 - Knew what? 1205 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:22,000 - So, where are we with the changes? 1206 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,041 - I wanna score the presentation. 1207 01:12:24,959 --> 01:12:29,375 Stock music sounds sort of stock. 1208 01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:31,667 - Wait, when is she coming back? 1209 01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:34,166 - I didn't talk to her. 1210 01:12:34,366 --> 01:12:35,959 Are you good changing the music? 1211 01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:38,166 - Wait, where is she? 1212 01:12:38,366 --> 01:12:41,500 - Jason, I had her job before she did. 1213 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:42,500 I got this. 1214 01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:47,875 - Where are you going? 1215 01:12:48,075 --> 01:12:49,709 - I'm going to get Veronica back. 1216 01:12:49,909 --> 01:12:51,667 Without her there is no presentation. 1217 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,250 No offense, Diana. 1218 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,458 - Can't you just call her? 1219 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:04,125 - That was a relationship reaction. 1220 01:13:04,325 --> 01:13:07,458 (muffled hip hop music) 1221 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:15,375 1222 01:13:24,417 --> 01:13:25,417 - Veronica. 1223 01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:27,208 Can I explain? 1224 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:31,625 I'm sorry. 1225 01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:35,959 I know it looked like I was proposing 1226 01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:37,875 but I wasn't gonna go through with it. 1227 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:42,291 The truth is, the whole time I was gone, 1228 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:46,083 the only one I was thinking of was you. 1229 01:13:50,917 --> 01:13:54,417 I don't know how I didn't realize this sooner 1230 01:13:54,617 --> 01:13:55,709 but I love you, Vee. 1231 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,291 I always have. 1232 01:14:00,491 --> 01:14:02,000 Since the first day I saw you. 1233 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,875 I was just scared if we got into a relationship 1234 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:07,041 and it didn't work out. 1235 01:14:08,291 --> 01:14:09,709 No one stays friends. 1236 01:14:12,667 --> 01:14:14,417 Will you give me a chance, please? 1237 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,417 - I think you blew it. 1238 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000 - Who are you? 1239 01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:30,166 - I'm Carrie, Vee's sister. 1240 01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:34,792 Vee's been talking about you for the last two years. 1241 01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:37,125 - To you? 1242 01:14:37,325 --> 01:14:39,542 - My whole freaking family knows about Jason 1243 01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:40,834 from the party. 1244 01:14:42,041 --> 01:14:43,041 - What party? 1245 01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:47,250 - The 2018 Christmas party. 1246 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,542 Heard it a thousand times. 1247 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,250 - What she say? 1248 01:14:56,834 --> 01:14:58,542 - That you and Vee snuck into the lounge 1249 01:14:58,742 --> 01:15:00,000 with a bottle of Jack, 1250 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,667 talked so long that everyone at the party left. 1251 01:15:02,867 --> 01:15:03,542 - About right. 1252 01:15:03,742 --> 01:15:06,291 - Talked about family and kids 1253 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,875 and when the time was right, 1254 01:15:10,075 --> 01:15:12,792 you looked into her eyes and you leaned in for a kiss. 1255 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:15,500 - You don't have to say it. 1256 01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:18,417 - And you threw up all over her and you. 1257 01:15:21,417 --> 01:15:22,834 - I'm bad with hard alcohol. 1258 01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:25,709 - Obviously. 1259 01:15:25,909 --> 01:15:26,709 And what did she do? 1260 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:29,333 She took you home, got you cleaned up, 1261 01:15:29,533 --> 01:15:30,834 and put you to bed. 1262 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:37,166 You blew it. 1263 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:38,750 At least you would have with me. 1264 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,542 But she still loves you. 1265 01:15:42,742 --> 01:15:43,500 I don't know why. 1266 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,333 - She said that? 1267 01:15:47,533 --> 01:15:50,542 She said that out loud in a sentence? 1268 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,542 - I have to be honest, I'm not that impressed. 1269 01:15:55,792 --> 01:15:56,792 - Where is she? 1270 01:15:57,667 --> 01:16:00,166 - She went on a trip with this guy, Mitch. 1271 01:16:00,366 --> 01:16:02,875 He's been asking her out for months. 1272 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:06,709 - Where? 1273 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:09,083 - I promised not to tell you. 1274 01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:13,917 - I need to talk with her. 1275 01:16:14,117 --> 01:16:15,417 - Sorry, we're family. 1276 01:16:43,917 --> 01:16:44,917 - Dude! 1277 01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:47,208 - We need to talk. 1278 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,333 I'm sorry how shit went down. 1279 01:16:56,542 --> 01:16:59,250 I'm your boy and I've had your back. 1280 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:02,583 But you smell. 1281 01:17:02,783 --> 01:17:04,291 You're missing all your interviews 1282 01:17:05,875 --> 01:17:08,166 and I hear what goes on here every night. 1283 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:11,041 - What? 1284 01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:13,500 - You want me to say it? 1285 01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:19,834 You're whacking off loudly or crying. 1286 01:17:20,834 --> 01:17:21,834 Usually both. 1287 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:29,875 It's time to take a shower. 1288 01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:32,208 Call the people that for some reason 1289 01:17:32,408 --> 01:17:33,917 keep trying to interview you 1290 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,792 and get on with life. 1291 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:43,709 - You're a good friend. 1292 01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:48,959 - Yes, I am. 1293 01:17:49,159 --> 01:17:51,417 (knocking at door) 1294 01:17:51,617 --> 01:17:53,291 This is for your own good. 1295 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:56,417 - Who is it? 1296 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:00,166 Diana? 1297 01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:03,250 - You look horrible. 1298 01:18:03,450 --> 01:18:05,250 - [Jason] You came over to tell me that? 1299 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:08,333 - I'm VP at Pacific Aerospace now. 1300 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,625 - I heard. 1301 01:18:10,825 --> 01:18:11,709 - Really? 1302 01:18:11,909 --> 01:18:14,667 Because my HR guy has been trying to get you in for months. 1303 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,250 - I was gonna call him back. 1304 01:18:20,450 --> 01:18:21,875 I'm taking a few months off 1305 01:18:22,075 --> 01:18:23,917 to figure out what I wanna do. 1306 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:27,333 - You know, Tom still blames you 1307 01:18:27,533 --> 01:18:30,000 for not getting the board's approval on the A7 money. 1308 01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:33,125 - I hope that's not why you got fired. 1309 01:18:33,325 --> 01:18:37,000 - No, I just realized that if you didn't have a penis, 1310 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,875 I wasn't getting promoted any higher. 1311 01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:41,291 - A lot of dick at the top. 1312 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:44,834 - So what do I have to do 1313 01:18:45,034 --> 01:18:46,709 to get you to come work with me? 1314 01:18:46,909 --> 01:18:49,458 We have better pay, better benefits. 1315 01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:52,959 - How do you see me fitting in? 1316 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:58,250 - Before, we were always chasing number one 1317 01:18:58,450 --> 01:19:01,291 but at Pacific, we are number one 1318 01:19:01,491 --> 01:19:02,875 and I need you to keep us there. 1319 01:19:05,583 --> 01:19:09,041 - I always thought I wanted to be in the space program 1320 01:19:09,241 --> 01:19:09,875 and I did it. 1321 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,917 But I think I want to do something else now. 1322 01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:16,834 - I'll double what you were making. 1323 01:19:17,034 --> 01:19:17,667 - Yes. 1324 01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:20,959 - It's not about the money. 1325 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,750 I need to find something else. 1326 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,625 - At least think about it. 1327 01:19:26,825 --> 01:19:30,208 You know more about the space program than anyone I know. 1328 01:19:30,408 --> 01:19:32,291 The world needs your talents. 1329 01:19:32,491 --> 01:19:33,500 Don't just walk away. 1330 01:19:41,083 --> 01:19:42,208 - I'll think about it. 1331 01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:44,542 - Is that a maybe? 1332 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:48,792 Is that a maybe? 1333 01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:51,667 - It's a yes. 1334 01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:53,250 - It's a no. 1335 01:19:53,450 --> 01:19:55,083 I spent the last week thinking through my options 1336 01:19:55,283 --> 01:19:56,458 and I need to make a change. 1337 01:19:57,250 --> 01:20:00,208 Come on Jason, give us a try just tell me what you want 1338 01:20:00,792 --> 01:20:01,834 I wanna be happy. 1339 01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,041 Well, I can’t help you with that. 1340 01:20:05,241 --> 01:20:08,500 I respect your decision and if you change you mind, let me know. 1341 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,417 I’m sorry it didn’t work out. 1342 01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:13,750 I know. 1343 01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:16,333 I'm sure our paths will cross again. 1344 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:17,875 I hope so. 1345 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:20,959 Take care Jason. 1346 01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:22,625 Thanks, Diana. 1347 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,083 1348 01:21:10,834 --> 01:21:11,834 - Mr. Jason. 1349 01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:15,542 I have a question. 1350 01:21:17,709 --> 01:21:20,000 - I'm sorry, class is over. 1351 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:20,834 - Oh. 1352 01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:24,834 - But I can stay if you need some private tutoring. 1353 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:27,542 - Well I have a question 1354 01:21:27,742 --> 01:21:29,542 about why you became a teacher. 1355 01:21:31,834 --> 01:21:33,208 - Okay. 1356 01:21:33,408 --> 01:21:34,875 - So I looked you up online 1357 01:21:35,792 --> 01:21:37,583 and I thought it was kinda strange 1358 01:21:37,783 --> 01:21:40,542 that you would go from a high paying job 1359 01:21:40,742 --> 01:21:43,750 to a book deal that made you even more money 1360 01:21:43,950 --> 01:21:44,583 to a teacher? 1361 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,333 We all know that teachers don't get paid very much. 1362 01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:50,625 - Well, I will give you an A for research. 1363 01:21:54,917 --> 01:21:57,959 I saved what I earned as a flight director 1364 01:21:58,159 --> 01:22:02,834 and after a very successful book deal, thank you, I retired. 1365 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,875 - Doesn't look like you retired to me. 1366 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,000 - This? 1367 01:22:10,417 --> 01:22:11,417 This is fun. 1368 01:22:12,417 --> 01:22:15,834 I get to get students like you excited 1369 01:22:16,034 --> 01:22:17,375 about science and space 1370 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,458 and I'm working on book two. 1371 01:22:20,658 --> 01:22:23,083 - Well, I'm a big fan of the first book. 1372 01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:26,583 Where does Captain Beansprout go this time? 1373 01:22:28,041 --> 01:22:29,750 - I don't wanna give it away. 1374 01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:30,709 - No. 1375 01:22:30,909 --> 01:22:33,000 - But where no sprout has gone before. 1376 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:36,875 - I do have one complaint. 1377 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:39,291 - What? 1378 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:43,834 - Well, it just seems that Captain Beansprout 1379 01:22:44,034 --> 01:22:47,000 must be lonely, up in space all alone. 1380 01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:51,083 Was there ever a co-captain Bean 1381 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:55,291 or a squash or a carrot? 1382 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:59,291 - Well, there was a co-captain Bean 1383 01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:01,333 but it didn't work out. 1384 01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:04,709 - Why not? 1385 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:09,542 - The captain didn't know what he wanted 1386 01:23:09,742 --> 01:23:10,750 until it was too late. 1387 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:14,583 She ran off with some tomato. 1388 01:23:16,875 --> 01:23:17,875 - Not a tomato. 1389 01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:25,500 I would love to hear more about the book. 1390 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,375 Is there anyway that I can schedule 1391 01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:29,500 some out of class time? 1392 01:23:32,709 --> 01:23:34,291 - So how'd things go with Mitch? 1393 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:39,208 - We dated for a few months 1394 01:23:39,408 --> 01:23:41,834 and then when he asked me to move in with him, 1395 01:23:42,034 --> 01:23:42,667 I panicked. 1396 01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:45,166 Yeah. 1397 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,041 - Sort of like saying I love you too early. 1398 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:49,250 - Right, yeah. 1399 01:23:49,408 --> 01:23:50,500 Everything's about timing. 1400 01:23:53,709 --> 01:23:56,333 - I'm sorry I threw up on you at the Christmas party. 1401 01:23:57,709 --> 01:23:59,250 - What? 1402 01:23:59,450 --> 01:24:01,542 What made you think of that? 1403 01:24:01,742 --> 01:24:04,959 (reflective piano music) 1404 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,917 - When I met your sister, 1405 01:24:09,117 --> 01:24:11,208 she took great pleasure in reminding me. 1406 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:14,542 - Yeah, she's got an evil streak. 1407 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:16,750 She does. 1408 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,417 - It's really good to see you, though. 1409 01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:22,625 - You, too. 1410 01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,333 Too long. 1411 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:30,250 ♪ How many watching ♪ 1412 01:24:30,450 --> 01:24:34,291 ♪ Will make a tree worth growing ♪ 1413 01:24:34,491 --> 01:24:38,125 ♪ Is it three or four ♪ 1414 01:24:38,325 --> 01:24:43,125 ♪ Or a 100 more ♪ 1415 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:47,417 ♪ Call me foolish ♪ 1416 01:24:47,617 --> 01:24:51,208 ♪ Call me naive ♪ 1417 01:24:51,408 --> 01:24:56,208 ♪ But one is good enough for me ♪ 1418 01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:03,375 ♪ I may forget that this ♪