1 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,940 So I pronounce you husband and wife. 2 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,900 I demand a divorce! 3 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,600 You can now kiss the bride. 4 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:25,570 NO! 5 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,380 Oh, hello. I just finished reading Macbeth. 6 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:42,380 In this video I will tell you what happened in it. 7 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,640 Oh, Mr. Journalist. 8 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:47,800 Oh, good morning, sir. 9 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,680 What's up in the big world? 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,680 Oh, I'm not interested in politics. 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,680 I didn't ask about politics. I asked about the world, but okay. 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,680 And speaking of politics, how are the Chinese doing there? 13 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:00,420 They hold on tight. 14 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:01,960 Yes, and… 15 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,330 In a sense, they hold in a sense… 16 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,590 What do you think about their food? 17 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,000 I like it very much. 18 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:11,430 I like it very much too. 19 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:14,430 How did you say thank you there? 20 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:16,240 Konnichiwa. 21 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,110 Four-leaf? 22 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,760 Arigato. 23 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,760 What cat? 24 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:27,090 I think it's a dog. 25 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,870 He looks more like a pig. 26 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:32,470 Don't play yet. Don't record yet. 27 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,470 No, record, record. 28 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:35,590 I'm recording, I'm recording. 29 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:40,040 - He's recording, he's recording. - This attempt may turn out better than the actual one. - He's recording, he's recording. 30 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:47,240 Hello Zosia. You look beautiful today in the light of our beautiful sun. 31 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:50,910 But Mr. Journalist, there is no sun today. 32 00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:57,760 Zosieńka, my dear sister, why aren't you wearing anything on your face? There is a plague! 33 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,310 What's the plague? 34 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,530 Mom, can we go play? 35 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:03,440 NO. 36 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:35,990 Ah Lucjan, this party is truly fun... 37 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,520 It amazes me. Yes. 38 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:43,030 This is what I will say, Father... 39 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:43,880 No. 40 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,650 I am very happy about this, Father. 41 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:59,760 I would even like to say that I feel at home here, because coming from a peasant family I have experienced the charms of rural life. 42 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:03,800 Yes. 43 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,010 Yes it was. I'm not making this up. 44 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:08,720 Lucjan, what are these dirty people in my house? 45 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,990 Don't you recognize my wife? After all, it's a priest. 46 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:17,330 - Yes, it's you. - May the Lord bless you. 47 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,770 - Yes, thank you... - Thank you. 48 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:21,990 Father. 49 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:27,040 May your offspring be as numerous as ants in an anthill... 50 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,510 And so on. 51 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,790 You look sweet and fluffy. 52 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,680 Like a raccoon. 53 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,270 And you smell similar. 54 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:41,810 And your tongue is so flexible today and you flap it around more than usual. 55 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:44,040 Your teeth are like stars. 56 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,180 Yellow and far apart. 57 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,470 And your face isn't bruised enough. 58 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,990 You smell less than a pile of peasants. 59 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:59,400 When I'm done with you, you'll have less hair on your head than our trees in winter. 60 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,170 Well, how I love you. 61 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:05,510 Remember, I'm doing this for the money. 62 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:18,880 It is a cultural and artistic phenomenon… 63 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:24,430 Maybe. Anyway, the point is that people… 64 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:29,640 Members of the intelligentsia or nobility. I don't think the word "intelligence" was used even once in this movie... 65 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,870 At least until now. 66 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,370 They admire the Polish peasant. 67 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:37,380 His physical strength, related to his work on the farm. 68 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:42,180 His attachment to tradition and his fighting spirit... 69 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:43,050 I guess. 70 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,350 The narrator made a blunder. 71 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:54,690 Therefore, we are forced to record this scene to correct this terrible mistake. 72 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,870 Oblivion or whatever it was. 73 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:07,210 He did not mention that the main reason for peasant mania was the growing intelligentsia... 74 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,530 Fatigue. 75 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:14,370 Growing tired of city life. 76 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,270 And considering it a cause of cultural stagnation. 77 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,440 That's right. 78 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,640 Maryna, where is the coffee filter? 79 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,600 In the aquarium. 80 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,840 I'm about to throw you into the aquarium, you stupid woman! 81 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:40,840 Don't let me throw you in, Adam Mickiewicz! 82 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,680 I have nothing in common with Mickiewicz. 83 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,040 Yes, yes Poniatowski, no. 84 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,800 Mickiewicz was later… 85 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:49,840 No, wait… 86 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,750 I guess not. 87 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:55,550 These raspberries are very sweet, sister. 88 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:03,240 Sweet, not sweet, they would be sweeter if you tried the tart and malicious chokeberry first. 89 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:12,760 Why did you choose such a peasant woman as your wife? I already have a daughter and she is a better candidate. 90 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:17,830 She's educated, she's sexy, she's is… 91 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,430 He is from the nobility. 92 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,650 Don't you know? After all, it's cheap, fashionable and comfortable. 93 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,400 The peasants stink. 94 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:37,130 - I didn't know that someone of such status would go so far as to marry such a peasant girl, such a peasant girl, such... - Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. 95 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:38,120 Yeah. 96 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:42,840 Hello, dear Lucjan and you dissenter. 97 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:45,250 Father, father. 98 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,390 I don't admit to such children... 99 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,590 However, I can say from experience that peasants stink, as I come from a peasant family. 100 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,680 Did you know that not every Jew is a Christian? 101 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,120 - Yes? And I thought it was like a square. - Come back. Not everyone… 102 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:08,440 I'm having so much fun today that I feel like I'm the groom myself and getting married today. 103 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:12,730 And I feel like it's your wedding. 104 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,510 A wedding you say? 105 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:17,790 Yes. 106 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:20,550 So maybe we can switch? 107 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,610 Gladly. 108 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,790 So what? How are you feeling now? 109 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,390 I feel like it was my wedding. 110 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,690 And so on and on, Maciej. 111 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,260 It's windy. 112 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,030 You know, I had such a vision recently. 113 00:07:53,630 --> 00:08:02,210 In it, a knight appears in full armor behind the walls of his castle, and outside the walls, a common people. 114 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:09,570 You know, people are divided into two types. Those who have everything and those who have nothing. 115 00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:16,120 This is the way of the world. 116 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,100 Just a quick interjection here. 117 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:22,340 The Poet and the Host are like brothers. 118 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,270 It's the turn of the world, you say. 119 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,710 And I wouldn't say the same. 120 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:36,620 I think that our compatriots are slowly starting to develop a desire... 121 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,510 Freedom, breaking down divisions... 122 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,740 And replacing railways with airlines. 123 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:50,450 I think that the peasantry, despite its stench, is a power. 124 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,840 I have been living among them for ten years... 125 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,530 You know, I have to tell you one thing - I have to tell you one thing. 126 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,280 Their stench is quite powerful. 127 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:30,810 Pig… 128 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,300 Pig. 129 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaking of pigs, Mr. Priest, how's your business going? 130 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:41,400 Imo, you owe me two zlotys, you dissenter. 131 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:45,690 Imo, someone here owes me more than two zlotys. Right, Mr. Czepiec? 132 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,690 What is meant to hang will not sink. 133 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:52,040 But he who owes money to someone may drown. 134 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,440 Leave those knives! 135 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,670 Just like during the Galician raid. 136 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,310 Yes. 137 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:16,080 What did I have? Oh yes, Galician robbery... 138 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,310 It was a peasant uprising… 139 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:27,000 It consisted in the fact that the peasants, incited by the Austrians, started murdering the landowners... 140 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:31,040 And peasant officials living in the Austrian partition... 141 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:36,910 Jakub Szela stood out the most among the peasants. 142 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,000 More on him later. 143 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:44,290 My legs are old. My eyes are old. My legs are old- 144 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,790 You're all old! What are you doing here, you idiot?! 145 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:47,790 I'm not doing anything. 146 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:52,970 I just see you're not doing anything! Who will look after my business in my absence?! 147 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:58,950 Well, what was his name? Jasiek. 148 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,890 I don't even employ him...Grandpa! 149 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:07,710 How do you not hire? He came and told me to give him the keys and he would sit behind the bar. 150 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,690 What?! You gave the keys to such a loser?! 151 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,470 But but but… 152 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:15,760 But Mr. Jew- 153 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,890 Mr. Dziadu! 154 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:32,000 Tango fish. Black panther. Bow to the pigs. Eat a bat. 155 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,350 How was the second one? 156 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,660 I would like to be a widow. I would like to be an owl still. 157 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:46,760 Lucjan, since the party was so great and we have plenty of food, maybe we should also invite Chochoł from the garden? 158 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:50,240 - Hehe, but it's going to be a burp. Let's do it. - Hehe, what a belch. 159 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:51,930 Although. 160 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,790 Although Chochole. And you will join the fun with us. 161 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:07,790 Mulch. 162 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:15,750 Where did you buy one? 163 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,200 What's up Doc? What do you think about this? 164 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,870 Have you seen a Rat anywhere? 165 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,470 NO. 166 00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,290 What do you think about it? 167 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,430 Have you seen a Rat anywhere?! 168 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:45,740 NO! 169 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,920 Already? 170 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,970 You bastard, go to bed. 171 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,530 No, mom. I want to see the caps. 172 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,890 You're going to bed! 173 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:09,630 I want to see the caps. 174 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:10,310 To sleep. 175 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:13,570 - No, mom. I want a cap. - Come on, there will be a party soon! You're about to miss the oczepiny! 176 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,480 - Come to the oczepiny! - See, mom? Oczepiny, oczepiny! 177 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,230 To sleep! 178 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,350 - Oczepiny will be ready soon! Come on, quickly! - Oczepiny! 179 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,220 Oh, this youth. 180 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,490 Her caps. 181 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,130 Damn, get out of here! 182 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,600 The next scenes will be disturbing. 183 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,980 Well, Chochoł, invited by the Groom to the wedding… 184 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:50,920 He summons apparitions that will haunt the wedding guests in the following scenes. 185 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,030 Next, they will be... 186 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:55,540 The specter haunting Marysia... 187 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,480 Stańczyk haunting the Journalist, Knight haunting the Poet... 188 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:05,540 The Hetman haunting the Groom, the Phantom haunting the Grandfather... 189 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,680 And Wernyhora haunting the Host. 190 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,400 Yo, I remembered! 191 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:27,080 Aren't you my fiancé? 192 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,260 Yes. 193 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,930 Are you some kind of dream? 194 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,950 I'm yours, Pyś. 195 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:41,140 Do you remember how, long ago, I pushed you under the carriage so that you died, but you didn't? 196 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,740 Not true. I died on the Titanic. 197 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,240 What is Titanic? 198 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,240 Never mind. I love you. 199 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,480 - Hello, Marysia. - Hello Wojtek. 200 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,480 Would you drink it with a potato? 201 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:11,680 Still how! 202 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,320 A strange situation happened to me. 203 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,120 - When I was on the balcony, my... - Wedding, wedding. I'll get married. 204 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:23,480 - The dead fiancé as a ghost, a ghost, a dream. - I'm making a sound background. This is where conversations take place. 205 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,200 - Your dead fiancé? - Wedding, wedding. 206 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,680 My dead fiancé. 207 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,510 Your dead fiancé… 208 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:48,720 Welcome to our loyal viewers to our interview morning! Today our guest will be… 209 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,880 Stańczyk! Hello sir. 210 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:56,920 Stir this national vat. Heart outfit. Lose your head. 211 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,380 Okay. 212 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:04,240 There are a lot of problems in Poland and they are becoming more and more common. 213 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,350 I think this is a very big problem... 214 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,100 This amount of problems. What do you think about this? 215 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,480 These problems are in your head, clown. 216 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:18,960 I?! Jester?! See the gills here?! I'm not even striped! 217 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:26,360 Don't worry, I'll give you the clown baton. Hold that bamboo, jester. 218 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,600 Thank you. 219 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:41,180 There are many problems. As many problems are solved, five times as many will appear. 220 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:47,160 Polish problems, all problems, the number of problems is very problematic. 221 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,820 Sounds problematic. 222 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,920 Very problematic. And I don't know what to do with it. 223 00:16:55,380 --> 00:17:02,720 And there's this clown. Call me a clown! Do you see gills here?! I'm not even striped! 224 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,560 Have you tried going to a psychologist? 225 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,780 What are you reading? 226 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,300 "Macbeth", brother. 227 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,480 It's worth reading. 228 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,480 Worth many a pee. 229 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,260 But not for just any rat. 230 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,080 I agree. 231 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:52,180 Isn't it your job to kindle the spirit of the nation, to arouse it quickly? 232 00:17:53,160 --> 00:18:02,480 We have the spirit within us. This fetus was abandoned. I am a flightless bird. I only fly by plane. 233 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,200 You can only fall by plane behind the fence. 234 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:14,520 Being thrown with mud is not a disgrace, behind this fence. 235 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:22,480 It's always a shame when a nation rots. Amidst the torpor, vipers bite. 236 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,760 What do you think about this beautiful reading of "Macbeth"? 237 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:40,180 Daughter, do you see this money? Intelligence has its diplomas, and I have money and my life is set for life. 238 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,020 Daddy, I'm depressed. 239 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,520 My fiancé is probably dead, I saw his ghost. 240 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,520 And I need money for a ticket to Łódź. 241 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:58,540 Oh daughter, daughter. Money is hard here, but keep your twenty zlotys here... 242 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,620 And get out of my sight. Away! 243 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,260 Thank you, dad. 244 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:10,900 Oh Jesus! 245 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:18,460 Thank you very much, my savior. Here's some money. 246 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,500 I don't want money. 247 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:30,860 You have chosen such a wife. Oily, thick, smelly. Peasant girl. 248 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:36,060 Whatever, but only I can call my wife names. Devils! Come here! 249 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:45,360 My legs are old. My eyes are old. My ears are old. My noses are old. 250 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:47,960 Hello. 251 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,840 Yes, God be with you, stranger. 252 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,900 I just had a very disturbing vision. 253 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:56,740 What?! 254 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,140 - I had a vision, disturbing. - Who?! 255 00:19:59,140 --> 00:19:59,900 I. 256 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,480 Oh, yeah. 257 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,260 There were Devils in it… 258 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,120 What?! 259 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:05,940 Devils! 260 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:06,700 What?! 261 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,750 And they tore a man apart. 262 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,340 Whom? 263 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,350 Human. 264 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,120 How? 265 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,720 I don't know. They were tearing. 266 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,550 When? 267 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,930 Just now. 268 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,390 Aha… 269 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,400 And? 270 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,800 And the man was torn apart. 271 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,770 Oh, Polish mother. 272 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,540 Hello sir. What do you think about what happened just a moment ago? 273 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,800 I don't know, this one. Ask the potatoes. 274 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,490 What do you guys think about what just happened? 275 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,490 It's windy. 276 00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:03,240 My eyes are old. My legs are old. My aortic valves are old. 277 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,840 Who is that- aaarggh! Who are you? 278 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,550 I am Jakub Szela. 279 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,670 Shelah?! This Shelah?! 280 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,210 Yes, and I came to the wedding. 281 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,030 Won! You're dead! Apparition. 282 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:24,160 After all, I am standing before you, my brother. Give me a bucket of water. 283 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,160 What do you need this bucket of water for? 284 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:34,250 I murdered these noblemen's fathers and today I will match them. 285 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:40,270 Why do you want to mix more blood?! Go, go! 286 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,250 Go away! 287 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,130 Oh, he listened. 288 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:56,080 The feet are old. My first order convoluted tubules are old. My eyes are old. 289 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,950 Your life is old too. 290 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,100 Stephen? 291 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,940 Zbychu! 292 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,120 Zbychu? 293 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,650 Hello, Zbychu? 294 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:15,630 I am Death and I have come for- 295 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,410 What?! 296 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,790 I came for your life! I am death! 297 00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:27,930 But it's too early! What time is it? Twenty? 298 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:30,610 According to my watch... 299 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,290 Twenty-first. 300 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,860 The hour of death, yours. 301 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:40,560 You won't take me alive! I won't give up that easily. 302 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,970 I don't intend to eat it alive. 303 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:42,970 What?! 304 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,550 Can you repeat that?! I'm deaf! 305 00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,900 I don't want to live alive! 306 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,730 Oh, yes! I see. 307 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:55,910 Grandpa died... 308 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,430 Because Death forgot that he died? 309 00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:03,460 Yes, Death went back in time to kill Dziad. 310 00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:07,640 Don't ask me how. Don't ask me why. I didn't do this plot. 311 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:21,300 We will build a beautiful larch house there, where I, I, only I will live. 312 00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:26,380 You will live in the shed, because the shed is for the raccoon. 313 00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:33,270 And you on the sofa, which will be in this mud hut next to this shed. 314 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:42,320 There will be hair on the larch trees, because they must have more hair than the snapper in winter. 315 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,810 Ah, at least you remembered this one thing well. 316 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,760 Would you like a drink? 317 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:03,400 But it's windy... 318 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:13,250 Yes, it's definitely windy. 319 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,300 You've overfed the algae eaters again! 320 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,530 And who ate all the tortillas?! There is nothing left for the guests! I know it was you, you stupid pig! 321 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:00,780 I was hungry! 322 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:02,360 Hungry? 323 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:06,300 A whole table of food, only tortillas to eat and cold ones! 324 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,350 Scandal! The sink wasn't washed! 325 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,770 You dare to talk to me like that?! 326 00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:13,420 Come on! 327 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,750 That's right! I dare you! 328 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,030 - You'll go and wash it up! -Oh you! 329 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:23,410 - You can go to the store and buy new tortillas, and the guests... - You'll do the dishes! 330 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,160 This is a scandal! 331 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:38,840 Smart intelligence! What are you doing to me here?! Get out, you slacker! 332 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,200 I still miss this, in my house, such rags! 333 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,260 Legs off the couch! 334 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,390 What are you doing anyway?! 335 00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:55,440 Paleto, Poet… 336 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,970 Young Maid, Bride… 337 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,870 I had a dream that... 338 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:08,990 Was Mephistopheles himself driving me in a red Cinquecento like the Devil, or in another Opel? 339 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:14,790 Opel is a car worthy of the Devil himself... 340 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,420 -It's hell- - What happened next? 341 00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:22,880 It was hell in Poland. And where is Poland? 342 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:31,740 Poland, as if we saw beyond the horizon and then beyond the next horizon... 343 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:36,600 And in the next few horizons we will not see Polish land. 344 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:40,560 There is no land now that we can call Polish land. 345 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:46,100 The only Poland left is in our hearts. 346 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:50,100 Are you talking about those dumplings I had for dinner? 347 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,420 The latter hearts. 348 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,480 And… 349 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:57,220 It's very touching... 350 00:26:59,690 --> 00:27:01,180 Anyway, when's the cake? 351 00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:16,040 Hey you, wake up. 352 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,310 Who are you? 353 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:24,310 I am Wernyhora. 354 00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:27,360 - I came... - What a disaster? 355 00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:35,060 Help in the rebirth of Poland and I have chosen you as the hero who will achieve the rebirth. 356 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,390 This Poet's moonshine was overkill. 357 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:46,110 And now I will present you a plan for the rebirth of Poland in three steps. 358 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:49,060 Step one, you take the horn. 359 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,260 Step two, you gather people in front of the church. 360 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,470 Step three, you blow into the horn. 361 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,470 Easy? Easy. 362 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:06,500 To my eye, it looks a bit crooked, but I'll see what I can do. 363 00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:19,630 The host was given one task that he had to complete in three points. 364 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:26,140 Gather the peasants, blow the horn and lead them in an uprising. 365 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:36,000 It seems simple, but when you have two per mille in your blood, nothing seems simple, but it seems like what was it like? 366 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,810 Slightly crooked. 367 00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:47,520 Lord, Lord! 368 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,070 Mr. Host. 369 00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:52,010 Lord… 370 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:52,800 Cuba? 371 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:55,440 But I had a dream... 372 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,790 - Wernyhora has come. - You know... 373 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:02,310 Owls are very lonely when they are born. And that's so sad. 374 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:06,160 Mr. Host Wernyhora… 375 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:07,480 It's getting to the point. 376 00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:11,350 Who? What a disaster? 377 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,050 Yep, wyvern whora. 378 00:29:15,410 --> 00:29:17,060 Wernyhora. 379 00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:20,780 Something, something is dawning. 380 00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:21,780 The one from the corner. 381 00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:23,570 Rog... 382 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:26,650 Corner? 383 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,470 Oh, and... 384 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,580 Corner to defeat enemies. 385 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:36,930 Yes, he gave me a task. I, I, I have to do this. 386 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,110 Help me, Kubo, to get up. 387 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,640 - This will come in handy. - My legs, ow! 388 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,730 Jasiek! 389 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,710 Horn, golden horn, is anyone here?! Hello?! 390 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:55,490 Jasiek?! 391 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:59,670 Jasiek? Jasiek, you! This is your task! 392 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:04,460 Take this golden horn. Don't lose it imo. 393 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:11,810 Call the peasantry to the surrounding villages. Let them stand here in the morning, and when you turn around, sound the horn. 394 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,100 Is that what it was about? 395 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:28,160 There are rumors that a Wernyhora was at your place yesterday, is it true? 396 00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:32,640 What Wernyhora?! I haven't heard anything about any Wernyhora! Stop persecuting my family! 397 00:30:33,010 --> 00:30:35,160 And with that we end! 398 00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:13,540 A hammer climbed onto the fence and ate it. 399 00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:16,450 Peasants! Let's fight! 400 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:19,750 Hello. 401 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,290 Hello, boy. Why do you need gasoline? 402 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,930 I'm going to water the flowers. 403 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,850 Or maybe we'll water the Swabians this way? 404 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,480 Gladly. 405 00:31:49,210 --> 00:31:56,660 And the walls will fall, fall, fall and bury Dziad like this. 406 00:31:57,570 --> 00:31:58,880 Peasants! 407 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,700 What? 408 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:04,560 Hello boy, I need you to rise. 409 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,990 I need you to stand up. 410 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:09,820 - Since you have two legs and I can see that you are standing... - I was created a long time ago. 411 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,820 So, you're right for the job 412 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:15,040 Why not? 413 00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,050 I have to mop someone. 414 00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:18,880 Yes. 415 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:21,930 Let's go. 416 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:34,150 My legs are old. My eyes are old. My shoes are also not as new as I would like. 417 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,300 Good morning, sir. 418 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:39,170 - What?! What beavers?! - Good morning, sir! 419 00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:44,000 Yes, welcome. 420 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:48,600 I have a question for you. What has been happening to you over the last twenty years? 421 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,300 Apparently you disappeared under mysterious circumstances and no one knows what happened to you. 422 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,580 I know… 423 00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:59,200 - I'll listen to that, I'll listen. - But it's a long story... 424 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,250 I have time. 425 00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:02,820 It lasts about twenty years. 426 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,930 And it was like this. 427 00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:11,760 I'm sitting on my stump, as usual. 428 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:16,950 And then, he tells me that the squirrel wasn't red at all! 429 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,620 Well, what do I say to him? 430 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:23,600 That maybe not red, but at least orange- 431 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:29,850 You, where did he disappear? 432 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,090 Yes, it happened. 433 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,220 Grandpa died for the second time. 434 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:46,460 Not because someone killed him, but because he remembered he was dead. 435 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,200 When asked about the history of what he did for twenty years in the afterlife... 436 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,180 - He realized that he was already dead. - I'm sorry, sir... 437 00:33:55,110 --> 00:34:02,810 Didn't some lousy, diabolical creature called the Rat pass this way? 438 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:08,800 Is this Rat about? 439 00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:12,100 NO! 440 00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:15,030 I don't see any Rat here. 441 00:34:15,430 --> 00:34:17,500 Can you see anything with these glasses? 442 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:21,210 Never mind. I won't get help here. 443 00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:35,160 Yesterday, the peasants said that they wanted changes, some revolutions, an uprising. 444 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:42,370 Uprising? Changes? If they want change, maybe they should change their socks first. 445 00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:44,610 But they don't wear socks. 446 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,140 That's the whole problem. 447 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:58,500 Draw. 448 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:09,050 I'm too old for this. 449 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,720 Der Pole! 450 00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:35,940 Kommt! Hier hier! 451 00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:38,670 Is anyone in the garage? 452 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,190 Der Pole! 453 00:35:48,150 --> 00:35:49,410 What is Swab doing here? 454 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:54,070 Golden! 455 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,600 - A million dollars? - Horn! 456 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:03,950 Mil- 457 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:19,480 Goodbye, poor thing, beautiful temptress. 458 00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:28,560 This! There will be this! There will be this! There will be this! 459 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,930 - Tango fish! - There will be this! 460 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:31,250 - What are you shouting about?! - Tango fish! 461 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,180 - What are you shouting about?! This is not! There will be this! - Fish tango! There will be fish! 462 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,780 - What fish?! Go fishing for them! - There will be a tango! There will be a tango! 463 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,490 - We are going to the uprising! - There will be fish! Fish tango! 464 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,340 - We are rising! We are peasants! - There will be this! Fish tango! Fish tango! 465 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,700 Stop shouting, you peasants! 466 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,240 But it creaks. 467 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:12,860 Hey! 468 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:20,430 Oh, hello, Kubo. What carries you? What do you need this chick for? 469 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,500 I don't have any legs. 470 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,020 Really. 471 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:25,760 What carries me? 472 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:29,240 And what is this guy carrying? The peasant's mountain. 473 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,160 Peasants up… 474 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:33,800 Where are the feathers? 475 00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:37,930 Okay, let's get down to business. 476 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560 At Host Wernyhor's there was... 477 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:43,770 Was she? When was it? 478 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:49,570 I don't know. My brother forgot, but she was there and then she disappeared. 479 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,290 Your brother forgot, you say? 480 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:52,920 She encouraged the uprising. 481 00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:55,050 Until the uprising? 482 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:57,170 Well, that's what I say. 483 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,400 Is that how many people are being created? 484 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,450 So many peasants are being created. 485 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:04,910 I love you, Lord. 486 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,220 Saying "man's mountain"... 487 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:14,320 The actor did not mean a physical mountain here, but rather a physical peasant. 488 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,750 Or rather, a large amount of physical peasant. 489 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,860 Hand over the whole mountain to the guy. 490 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:24,120 There were a hell of a lot of them. 491 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:26,360 Speaking of cholera... 492 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:28,430 I think I'm dying. 493 00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:39,790 Siek, where are you? Corner! 494 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:41,700 Golden Horn! Jasiek! 495 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:50,140 She drank mangoes. Poor flag. Poor flag. For a millionaire. 496 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:51,870 Oh, hello Mr. Host. 497 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:54,210 That what? Where is the corner?! 498 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,590 - Golden horn, golden horn. - Horn, yes... 499 00:38:58,220 --> 00:38:58,950 Aha… 500 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,890 He should be here... 501 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,150 - And I know, yes, yes... - Horn! 502 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:07,900 The peasants are waiting! Rise! 503 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,250 I lost it, yes. I lost my horn. 504 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,640 Wait, repeat. Zgu- what? 505 00:39:18,610 --> 00:39:22,310 Zgu- zgupftwu, have you lost your horn?! 506 00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:27,300 Yes, I would ask a Jew. He will definitely know where he is. 507 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:37,820 It's time for some chochola dancing. 508 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:38,300 Where the fuck is the definition of peasant mania?!