1 00:00:02,266 --> 00:00:03,996 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:14,183 --> 00:00:15,273 Hey, Shawn, what's the difference 3 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,300 between Michael Jackson 4 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,833 and Casper the Friendly Ghost? 5 00:00:18,116 --> 00:00:19,146 What? 6 00:00:19,183 --> 00:00:21,163 One is white, scares little children 7 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,270 and then he disappears. 8 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:25,000 And the other one is just a ghost. 9 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:27,000 [laughs] 10 00:00:30,266 --> 00:00:32,196 Whaa! 11 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,273 Boo! Ha ha. 12 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,380 You know, Michael Jackson. 13 00:00:41,216 --> 00:00:43,326 Hah! Tah! Tah! 14 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:44,320 Tah tah! 15 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,330 [screams] 16 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,250 Oh, forget it, pops. It's worse than I thought. 17 00:00:53,283 --> 00:00:55,273 He's just mad 'cause he got laid off. 18 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,380 Go ahead, mighty mouth. 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,180 Why don't you say it a little bit louder? 20 00:00:59,216 --> 00:01:01,266 A couple of people in the lobby didn't hear you. 21 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:07,180 - What's up, Lou? - Hey, Shawn. 22 00:01:07,216 --> 00:01:08,346 I heard you got laid off. 23 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:10,233 Tough luck, kid. 24 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:16,500 Marlon, what'd you do? Tell the whole building I got laid off? 25 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:17,150 Me? 26 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:20,303 Hey, my deepest condolences on getting fired, man. 27 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,150 So he's the one that got the boot? 28 00:01:25,183 --> 00:01:26,233 Hm. 29 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:31,156 - Pops and his big mouth. - Yeah. pops and his big mouth. 30 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,226 Hey, Cliff, you mind if I check out the want ads? 31 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:36,216 Fifty cents, deadbeat. 32 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,200 That's what's wrong with you Williams' kids. 33 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:41,153 Looking for a handout, always something for nothing. 34 00:01:41,183 --> 00:01:43,153 I remember when you two wild brats 35 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:45,103 used to run around on this lobby floor 36 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:48,663 and I said then you'd amount to no good, and I was right. 37 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:52,500 - If you ask me-- - Nobody's asking...Shamu. 38 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,000 And for the record, this deadbeat been working 39 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:55,180 since he was 16 years old. 40 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,266 And by the end of the day, I'll be working again. 41 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,660 I won't hold my breath. 42 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:02,350 Why not? You'll make so many people so much happier. 43 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,370 Marlon, check it out. 44 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,200 Look at this picture of the lady that got mugged 45 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:08,303 around the corner. 46 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,233 Damn! She look messed up. 47 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:12,156 No. That's Chelsea Clinton. 48 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,330 I'm talking about the other one. 49 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,250 Poor thing was robbed in broad daylight 50 00:02:16,283 --> 00:02:20,163 while 15 people stood around doing nothin'. 51 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,160 Mm, that's a damn shame. 52 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,170 You see, that's what's wrong with this city. 53 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,330 People get mugged and nobody cares. 54 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:27,200 Right on, brother. 55 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,273 Brother gets laid off, nobody cares. 56 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,270 A guy can't get a girl, nobody cares. 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,130 See, the problem is, it's a selfish world 58 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,116 and everybody's looking out fornumero uno. 59 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:40,660 I'm not talking about a fine girl, j-just a female. 60 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,220 I mean, she could be mentally challenged. I don't care. 61 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:45,170 I mean, why can't we open our eyes to the world around us? 62 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,180 I mean, if somebody's hurt or in pain 63 00:02:47,216 --> 00:02:49,366 why can't we lend them a helping hand, huh? 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 ♪ Reach out and touch ♪ 65 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:55,330 ♪ Somebody's hand ♪ 66 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:56,250 Sing it, crustache. 67 00:02:56,283 --> 00:02:59,233 It's up to each and everyone of us to make a difference. 68 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:04,226 ♪ Make this world a better place if you can ♪ 69 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:05,996 Will you stop? 70 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,370 ♪ In the name of love ♪ 71 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,100 ♪ Before you break.. ♪♪ 72 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,323 Cut it out. 73 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,100 What I'm trying to say here, people 74 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:17,153 is we have the power to change the world. 75 00:03:17,183 --> 00:03:19,103 And it starts right here in this lobby. 76 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:23,333 Look around you. See if you see somebody in need? 77 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:24,350 I'm not even asking for a fancy schmancy 78 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:27,163 office building with a beautiful secretary. 79 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,250 It'd be nice. 80 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,133 Shawn, it's Cliff, man! 81 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,166 Oh, my God! 82 00:03:32,183 --> 00:03:34,663 - What happened? - I don't know! 83 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,230 I think his water broke! 84 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:37,246 [theme song] 85 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,200 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 86 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:42,333 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 87 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,250 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 88 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,120 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 89 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:48,320 (male 'Alright. Cut and print.' 90 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:51,180 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite. That is--' 91 00:03:51,216 --> 00:03:54,116 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 92 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,250 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 93 00:03:56,283 --> 00:03:59,663 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 94 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,170 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 95 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,320 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 96 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:06,660 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 97 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,000 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 98 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,160 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 99 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:14,296 ♪ I got something ♪♪ 100 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:18,660 [instrumental music] 101 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,200 Okay, break it up! 102 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:22,323 Show's over. The man died. 103 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:25,150 You've all got lives even if he doesn't. 104 00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:26,353 Move it. 105 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,150 Well, pop.. 106 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:30,323 ...I've never seen nobody die before. 107 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:32,320 I mean...one minute the guy was here 108 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:34,350 and the next minute, he was just gone. 109 00:04:34,383 --> 00:04:37,353 Son, there are things in this world no man can avoid. 110 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:40,373 Death, taxes, and the Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door. 111 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,220 Nobody's gonna miss old Cliff. 112 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,830 I think he was the meanest man alive. 113 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,146 Now he's dead! 114 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,173 [sobbing] 115 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,830 Hold it, sticky fingers! 116 00:04:53,116 --> 00:04:55,146 Those papers are 50 cents each. 117 00:04:55,183 --> 00:04:57,223 So there was no one there to take the money. 118 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,160 Shawn, take the thief's money. 119 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,500 That's ten papers. That'll be $5. 120 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,330 Hey, I didn't kill the guy. What are you looking at me for? 121 00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:14,096 'Cause I've never seen a squirrel lie so still before. 122 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:15,333 You might wanna tuck the feet in. 123 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:20,326 It's just what Cliff would have said. 124 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:23,200 Come on, son, you can go through your five stages of grief 125 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:25,223 while you wash the dishes. 126 00:05:28,183 --> 00:05:31,163 Freeze, mister! I got you covered. 127 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,100 I know you got take-out menus in there somewhere 128 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:36,183 'cause every time you make a delivery 129 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:39,266 you toss them on my lobby floor! 130 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,330 I will not stand for litter. 131 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:44,326 Not in my lobby, not on my watch! 132 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:45,100 You got that? 133 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,833 Okay, you're clean. Get movin'. 134 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,333 Okay, smart guy 135 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:56,830 there's only one way down, and I'm waiting! 136 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:00,176 If I were not already a lucrative locksmith 137 00:06:00,216 --> 00:06:03,196 I'd buy this newsstand faster than you can fry a goat. 138 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,323 Well, seriously, you really think 139 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,200 this newsstand is a good investment? 140 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,333 Are you kidding me? This is a prime location. 141 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,120 Much street traffic, very low overhead. 142 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:14,160 I'm telling you, Shawn, we are looking at one big 143 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,350 fat cow of cash. 144 00:06:16,283 --> 00:06:18,283 Oh! 145 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:20,226 He was talking about the newsstand, not you. 146 00:06:20,266 --> 00:06:22,246 [upbeat music] 147 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:27,246 (Shawn) 'I'm telling you, pop, this newsstand's' 148 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:28,373 'gonna be a gold mine.' 149 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,280 But, son, running a small business is hard work. 150 00:06:32,316 --> 00:06:34,196 I mean,hard 151 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,173 Day, night. Night, day. 152 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,000 - Right, pops. - Are you sure you're up for it? 153 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,100 Of course, I am. I wanna make my mark on the world. 154 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,183 Yeah, not just in the snow. 155 00:06:42,216 --> 00:06:44,226 Look, pops, ever since I was a little kid 156 00:06:44,266 --> 00:06:47,326 I always had a dream of-of-of being somebody 157 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:48,200 of making something of myself 158 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:52,163 and-and this newsstand could be my first step. 159 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,280 Son, you are a chip off the old block. 160 00:06:55,316 --> 00:06:57,996 Did I ever tell you boys how I got started at the diner? 161 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,660 - Yes, pop. - Yes, pop! 162 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,270 Oh, back in 1965.. 163 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,180 [blender whirring] 164 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,163 [no audio] 165 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:13,203 [whirring continues] 166 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:16,826 [no audio] 167 00:07:17,316 --> 00:07:18,346 [blender stops] 168 00:07:18,383 --> 00:07:22,503 Now drink that before I frappe your face. 169 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,660 So, pops, so back to my business proposal. 170 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:27,120 - What do you think? - It does make sense, son. 171 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:29,330 And with the restaurant next door 172 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:32,220 I can stop by, give advice, keep you on track. 173 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,200 No, no, no, pops, you stay in the restaurant. 174 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:36,273 I wanna run this business by myself. 175 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:40,160 Well, you better get your three grand by yourself. 176 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,320 Take my money, take my mouth. 177 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:46,830 On second thought, a man with your experience 178 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:47,376 would be a asset to my business. 179 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,270 It's a deal. 180 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,220 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is phat. 181 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,160 I mean, Shawn has his newsstand 182 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,160 and pop, who knows what I'm gonna do with my 3000. 183 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,330 [chuckles] 184 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,280 - Your 3000? - Yeah! 185 00:07:59,316 --> 00:08:02,656 - Where you gonna get $3000? - From you. 186 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,170 I mean, you gave it to Shawn. You've gotta give it to me. 187 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,350 Why? 188 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:10,303 Because we're brothers. 189 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:14,503 Well, so are Tito and Jermaine, but I'm not giving them $3000. 190 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,830 - But, pop-- - No buts. 191 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:19,496 Shawn came to me like a businessman with a plan. 192 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:21,130 He's got a dream. I believe in a man with a dream. 193 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:24,196 - Well, I got a dream too. - And what is your dream? 194 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:27,103 That pop's gonna give me $3000. 195 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,333 Well, you better wake your little narrow butt up 196 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,660 'cause I'm not gonna give you a dime. 197 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,380 [Shawn laughs] 198 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,170 Oh, come on, pop. See. 199 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,330 Just a minute. You like Shawn better. 200 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,100 This ain't got nothin' to do with me liking Shawn better. 201 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:40,163 Pop's right even though he does. 202 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,170 You see, pop, it's just like that time when we was kids 203 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,220 and Shawn stole that leather jacket 204 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,330 and you blamed me for it. 205 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:46,100 When? 206 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,103 You know, that time you lost your job again 207 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,373 and Thelma made that lumpy oatmeal. 208 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,180 - Marlon, Marlon! Hey! Hey! Hey! - What? 209 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:55,346 That wasn't us. That was the old episode of "Good Times." 210 00:08:55,383 --> 00:08:57,173 Oh. 211 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,330 My bad. 212 00:08:58,366 --> 00:09:00,346 Hey, pops, we better get out of here before the bank closes. 213 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:03,203 I'm right behind you, partner. 214 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,283 - Oh, I like the sound of that. - Me too. 215 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,096 - Partner. Paper. - Paper. 216 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,223 - Ooh. - Paper, it rhyme. 217 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,250 - Paper. - Partner. 218 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:10,333 - Paper. - Paper. 219 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:12,226 - Paper. Partner. - Paper. Partner. 220 00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:16,146 Oh, phooey! Who needs your stupid money? 221 00:09:16,183 --> 00:09:18,223 I got brains and plenty of them too. 222 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:21,330 I'm gonna be somebody! You'll see. 223 00:09:21,366 --> 00:09:24,276 One day, success will be written all over this face. 224 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,150 [instrumental music] 225 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,370 Hey, look who's open for business. 226 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,126 Hey, Shawn, me and Reggie 227 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,316 got you a little welcome-to-the-lobby gift. 228 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:51,350 For me? Oh, guys. 229 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,223 Aw, this is.. 230 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,000 This is just.. 231 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,660 What is it? 232 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,330 It's a roach motel. 233 00:09:59,316 --> 00:10:01,656 We're open to the street. 234 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,660 A person can stomp only so many times a day. 235 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,350 - Enjoy. - Thank you very much. 236 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:07,133 Every time I think of a roach on his back 237 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,226 with his feet kicking, I'll think of you guys. 238 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,000 Thanks very much, sir. Come again. 239 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,320 Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. 240 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,160 Come again and again, please. 241 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,170 Come on, man. See, I could do that. 242 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,380 Come on, man. Let me work here with you. 243 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,150 You need me. I'm a people's person. 244 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:27,223 Hey! Who do you have to know to get a refill? 245 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,200 Oh, chill, Moms Mabley, I'm talking to my brother. 246 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,326 Just what you need. Some more caffeine. 247 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,150 You see what I'm saying? 248 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,333 Come on, man, let me work here with you, Shawn. 249 00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:41,326 Pop don't respect me. 250 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,170 Look, Marlon, I'm sure you'd be great 251 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,330 but pops really needs you at the diner. 252 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,120 Marlon! 253 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,380 And I think he needs you right now. 254 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,220 Get your skinny butt back to work 255 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,330 before I make it a whole lot skinnier. 256 00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:55,246 - Whole lot skinnier. - Shut up. It ain't funny. 257 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,373 - What? - Tired of you yelling at me. 258 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,170 - You're tired? - I'm tired. 259 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,330 I got something else you're probably tired of. 260 00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,376 - Alright. - Bring your butt back here. 261 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:15,100 [indistinct shouting] 262 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,333 Come over here, man. 263 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,320 Wait! Wait! Wait! 264 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,176 Are you okay? 265 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:29,176 Yep. I'm fine. Never felt better. 266 00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,226 - I just quit. - You quit? 267 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,116 Yup. That's right, I'm through. 268 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,660 No more taking orders, no more being on time 269 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,320 no more hard work. 270 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:40,200 From now on, I'm all yours.. 271 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,163 ...boss. 272 00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:50,223 [upbeat music] 273 00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:06,116 Hey, what's up, kid? 274 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:09,120 Shawn, I gotta tell you, man. I really dig this job. 275 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,350 I mean, it's so stimulating to your brain. 276 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,320 I feel so much smarter already. 277 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:18,200 Damn. Is this what they mean by Silicon Valley? 278 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:21,503 Will you put that away before you go blind? 279 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,120 We got a lot of work to do, man. 280 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,380 - Now, you have any questions? - Yeah. 281 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,250 - When's my break? - Are you crazy? 282 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:28,373 You ain't getting no break. We got a lot of work to do. 283 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,150 Look, we gotta re-stock the shelves. 284 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,503 We got inventory. We got balancing the cash register. 285 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,150 We got taking care of customer's.. 286 00:12:35,183 --> 00:12:36,323 ...legs. 287 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:43,223 No, those aren't just legs. Those arelegs. 288 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,230 Yeah, why don't you use yourlegs 289 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,166 to go re-stock that magazine shelf? 290 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,330 Oh, okay. 291 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:53,146 My head is pounding. I need aspirin. 292 00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,173 I'm sorry, baby. I don't sell aspirin. 293 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,200 As if I'd be dense enough to purchase 294 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,253 pharmaceuticals at a newsstand. 295 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,000 Let me explain myself. 296 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,200 I am not a customer. 297 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:08,123 I am in pain. This is a cry for help. 298 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,330 [scoffs] Well, let me explain myself. 299 00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:13,996 This is a newsstand, not the free clinic. 300 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:19,120 Fine. Since you cannot give me any aspirin 301 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:22,160 can you at least give me change for the phone? 302 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,320 Sure. 303 00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:29,156 Oh, ho-ho, I get it. Another cry for help. 304 00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,123 [chuckles] 305 00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:35,663 It's not like I'm begging. 306 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,330 I am good for it. Just look at these shoes. 307 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,280 You borrowed those too? 308 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,380 Damn, kid, she's a dime. What did she say? 309 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,830 She said, "Give me a damn quarter, boy." 310 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:50,126 She let you give her a quarter? 311 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:55,330 Mr. Arnovitz, there's no need to take that tone. 312 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,200 You will have this month's rent. 313 00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:00,283 Well, I've just landed the most fabulous position 314 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:02,226 at a very prestigious law firm. 315 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:05,116 And I'm Marla Maples Trump. 316 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,330 So, if you'll kindly unchain your pitbull 317 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:15,130 from my front door, we can all get on with our lives. 318 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,276 Well, certainly my word 319 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:20,156 is just as good as a cashier's check. 320 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,330 Hello? Hello? 321 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,170 Did you really think he'd buy that fabulous job crock? 322 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,230 Do you always eavesdrop on private conversations? 323 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,156 Why do you think I'm next to the phone? 324 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,383 And what is this? 325 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,250 My personal IOU for the quarter. 326 00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:48,003 "Monique Lattimore?" Lattimore. 327 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,320 Why does that name sound so familiar? 328 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:52,330 - Does it? - I know what I'm thinking of. 329 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,660 I'm thinking of that weasel guy, Manfred Lattimore. 330 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,150 You know that dude who got busted for embezzling millions. 331 00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:59,183 He was convicted on a technicality. 332 00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:01,266 The system couldn't handle a black man with power 333 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,380 so they threw him behind bars.. 334 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,300 ...and froze all his assets. 335 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:09,223 Now, why is she all choked up 336 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,270 about a jailbird with a frozen ass? 337 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,120 My guess is that jailbird is her father. 338 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,170 Yeah, but how'd his booty get cold? 339 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,283 Hey, girl. 340 00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:25,996 Hey, I don't sell aspirin, but I do have Kleenex. 341 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,160 Take one. It's on the house. 342 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,096 I don't usually make it a habit 343 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,203 of falling apart in front of strangers. 344 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,303 Well, do you mind undressing in front of them? 345 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,330 I'm gonna go clean the counter. 346 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,830 Well, I'm Shawn, no longer a stranger. 347 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,330 Feel free to fall apart. 348 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,126 That job interview.. 349 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,326 ...just like all the rest. 350 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:56,156 The minute they see the name Lattimore 351 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,270 it's thank you, and goodbye, Sally. 352 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,230 Well, did you tell them your father was innocent? 353 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:03,176 Why? The man's guilty as sin. 354 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:05,296 And now, I'm broke.. 355 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,003 ...and no one will hire me. 356 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,830 Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. 357 00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:12,126 I know what it's like to be out of work. 358 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,276 Hey, I got an idea. 359 00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:16,146 I heard they need a salesgirl down at the card shop. 360 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,833 Excuse me? 361 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,216 I did not attend the finest prep schools 362 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,660 on the East Coast to become a...salesgirl. 363 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,350 I can't believe they made me wear this smock 364 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:35,103 as if selling Garfield cards wasn't humiliating enough. 365 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,150 Very nice shoes you've got there, miss. 366 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,283 - Ferragamos? - Why, yes. 367 00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,366 Unfortunately, they're last season's. 368 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,120 Gee, maybe Imelda Marcos has formed a support group. 369 00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:52,223 Would you like, perhaps, a nice genuine leather bag 370 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,300 to go with them shoes? 371 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,373 For you, only 14.95. 372 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,220 For Anne Klein? 373 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,330 Just about.. 374 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,276 ...Anneclone. 375 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:02,126 Monique, uh, Reggie has, like, a little 376 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,276 retail business on the side. 377 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:05,126 If it's been knocked off, ripped off 378 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:08,166 or fell off a truck, Reggie's got it. 379 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,660 Oh, wait, perhaps, you'd like Bolex watches-- 380 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,380 - Well, I already have them. - Obsessa perfume. 381 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,320 - I don't wear it. - Oh, no, no, no. 382 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,320 You've heard of Nikes? 383 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,200 I have.. 384 00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,163 ...Likeys. 385 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,380 They're justLikey 386 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,500 - I think not. - Oh, wait. 387 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,830 I haveGuess Who 388 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,150 I haveLouis Futon 389 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:42,833 You ever get stuck in the airport, it makes into a bed. 390 00:17:42,383 --> 00:17:43,353 No, no, wait. 391 00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:45,833 Am I crazy or was Monique 392 00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:46,376 checking me out through that diner window? 393 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,320 (all) You're crazy. 394 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,380 Completely out of your mind. 395 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,660 [upbeat music] 396 00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:06,366 Son, I-I'm not so sure I want my $3000 investment 397 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,660 put in Marlon's hands. 398 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,660 Relax, pops. He'll catch on. 399 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,170 [laughs] Yes. 400 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,000 Unless you want him back at the diner with you. 401 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:15,220 You're right. Yeah, he'll catch on. 402 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,830 Yeah. I thought so. 403 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,156 - Hi. - Hi. 404 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,330 Do you sell, like.. 405 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,170 ...magazines? 406 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,000 [chuckles] Like, I think we do. 407 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,370 Okay, do you, like, have the one with that lady on the cover? 408 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,660 You know, the famous one? 409 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,270 Like, I think, I'm all sold out right now. 410 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,320 - Bummer. - Totally. 411 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,170 Hey, what are you doing? 412 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,380 You ain't supposed to be treating customers like that. 413 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,500 You're supposed to be friendly to 'em. 414 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,270 Sell them something. Sell more paper. 415 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,170 Look, man, the only kind of paper that girl wants 416 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,830 is the kind that roll between your fingers, alright? 417 00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:50,496 Know what? I don't trust you. Gonna stick around for a while. 418 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,230 Oh, come on, man. Shake the spot! 419 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,826 I don't need you breathing down my neck. 420 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:54,226 Come on, man. I'll do better without you. 421 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,146 - You sure? - Yes. Go. 422 00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:57,283 Alright. Watch. 423 00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:58,326 Hey, good afternoon, sir. 424 00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:01,266 Step right up. Don't be shy. 425 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,000 'What can I help you with today, sir?' 426 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:05,120 - Give me the money. - The money, the money.. 427 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,830 You know what? We're all sold out of "The Money Magazine" 428 00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,276 but we do have "Business Week" and the "Wall Street Journal." 429 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,216 Open the cash drawer, moron and give me the money. 430 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,230 - I got a gun. - Oh, man, look. 431 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:17,496 I'm new at this, man. Why don't you just wait now and come back? 432 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,830 My brother will be here. He's a much better victim. 433 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,096 Give me the money, stupid. 434 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,253 Okay, okay, um.. 435 00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:25,153 - Damn. - Come on. Come on. Come on. 436 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:27,163 Why is it always the last button you push? 437 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,830 Hurry up. 438 00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:31,176 Now, would you like small or large denominations, sir? 439 00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:33,166 I want it all, stupid. 440 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,663 Oh, a cop. Damn it. 441 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,330 Hey, whoa, whoa, I don't do that on the first date. 442 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,830 One slip and you'll never date again. 443 00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:43,156 Okay, just don't tell nobody, alright? 444 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,380 How's it going, Marlon? 445 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,100 Fine! Fine. 446 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,500 Marlon, do you carry "International Vogue?" 447 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,120 Um, "International Vogue?" 448 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,170 You know what? We're all sold out right now. 449 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,130 Try the newsstand on 6th Street 450 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,296 right next to the police station. 451 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,383 Or try right there on the third shelf. 452 00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:14,176 [chuckles] I was here before, right? 453 00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:17,126 - No. - Oh. Okay. 454 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,116 Sorry. Smallest I have is a 20. 455 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,120 You know what? Just keep it. It-it's on the house. 456 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,150 As a matter of fact, everything is on the house. 457 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,333 Everything is free! 458 00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:30,146 (Marlon) 'Today's special, everything free!' 459 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:32,153 I see you, slime bucket! 460 00:20:32,183 --> 00:20:34,283 Turn around, put your hands in the air! 461 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,503 He's got a gun! 462 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,830 [all screaming] 463 00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,156 And all our money! Get him, Marlon! 464 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,373 Freeze! 465 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,100 Not you. Him! 466 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,353 Get him. Get him, Marlon. Get him! 467 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:48,373 Get the gun. Get the gun. 468 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,330 Get the gun. Get the gun. 469 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,500 Get the gun. 470 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:52,280 [groans] 471 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:57,003 Tag. You're it. 472 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,200 - Nice work, guys. - He's all yours, Lou. 473 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,283 Boys. Boys! 474 00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:02,296 Is everything alright? 475 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,663 (both) Yes, pops. 476 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,130 Marlon, after today, I think it's best you come 477 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,346 and work in the diner with me. 478 00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:10,223 No way, pops. Marlon showed me he could really handle himself. 479 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,380 Yeah, for a minute, I didn't think I'd be 480 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,000 able tohandle 481 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:16,250 From now on, I want my little brother 482 00:21:16,283 --> 00:21:18,503 back at the newsstand with me. 483 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,220 And I want my little boy back at the diner with me. 484 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,000 - But I want him back with me. - My baby, my boy. 485 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,370 Hey, hey, hey! Boys, boys, boys, boys. 486 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,160 You don't have to fight about it. 487 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,120 Okay, we'll let Marlon decide. 488 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,000 [sighs] Pop, I love you 489 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:35,250 but I don't think Shawn could do it by himself. 490 00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:38,833 Excuse me, Marlon, I know the robbery is over 491 00:21:38,116 --> 00:21:40,366 but I can still have these for free, can't I? 492 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,150 Mm-hmm. 493 00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:44,123 On second thought, we can share him. 494 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,150 You take him first. 495 00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:47,253 You take him for the first three months. 496 00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:50,373 Oh, no, no, no. He's all yours. 497 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,200 Don't be so kind. 498 00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:57,826 (Marlon) 'Hey, Shawn, man, I still say we gotta reconsider' 499 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,216 this newsstand thing, man. 500 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,200 We made $24 profit. 501 00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:03,283 - Twenty four dollars? - Yeah. 502 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,330 We're rich! Ha ha! 503 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,826 Yes, baby! 504 00:22:08,116 --> 00:22:09,266 Alright, let's go put it in the bank 505 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,280 so we can collect some interest. 506 00:22:10,316 --> 00:22:11,366 Shawn, we are gonna get paid! 507 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,320 Look out, New York, here we come! 508 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,280 [knocking] 509 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:22,283 - Had to get my jacket. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 510 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,116 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese!