1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 One, two, three. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,240 Way there. 3 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,840 That's it. 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:15,920 Man, I'm pretty. 5 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,540 Do the monkey with me. 6 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,740 And that's why, to a true ninja, everything is a weapon. 7 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:50,620 Even this lowly breakfast sausage. 8 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:52,300 Um, who are you? 9 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,040 See? 10 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:59,680 Didn't expect that, did you? Where's Master Hama? I told you Master Hama ate 11 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,180 bad clam, so I'm in charge. 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,780 Now, which one of you maggots thinks he can take me? 13 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:13,660 You, runty kid. Get up here and show me what you've got. 14 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,020 Don't be afraid to hurt me. 15 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,820 And cover up. 16 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,020 His 17 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:31,840 chin 18 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,480 is weak, but his skills are deadly. 19 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,440 Dismissed. Loser. 20 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,480 I am out of here, jerk. 21 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,180 Hey, 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,080 mister, no dogs allowed. 23 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,820 Many pardon, senor. I am looking for the karate master. 24 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:15,080 Let it be me, Frenchie. I have been searching far and wide for a man such as 25 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,620 to defend my village against a vicious bandito. 26 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,060 Why don't you just defend yourselves? 27 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,460 We are a village of terrible cowards. 28 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:25,090 Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like little girls. 29 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,350 Boo. Okay, 30 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:29,110 your story checks out. 31 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,610 So, will you help us, senor? 32 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:35,230 I don't suppose your village is a glorious paradise where women abound and 33 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,570 nachos flow like wine. 34 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,050 Ah, si. 35 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,070 Then let's ride, amigo. 36 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,810 Well, here we are. 37 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:08,510 This is your town? Where is everybody? 38 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,470 They're hiding. I told you, we are a village of cowards. 39 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:12,750 It's all right, everyone. 40 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:15,090 This is the hombre who's going to help us. 41 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,670 Welcome to Santo Busito, senor. 42 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:28,690 Ow. 43 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:33,800 Please accept this complimentary gift basket of shell taco shells and 44 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,720 Yeah, never mind that. Where are all the chicks? 45 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:40,140 Our daughters are lost away out of fear for the bandito muy caliente. 46 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,780 What? No chicks? 47 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,380 I've had it with you crazy Germans. I'm out of here. 48 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:53,160 Hey, where's 49 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:53,918 everyone gone? 50 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,960 He's muy caliente. 51 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,980 He pillages the village every day at 3 o 'clock. 52 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,480 Somebody hide me. 53 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:05,660 Señor, if you defeat muy caliente, the senoritas will surround you like the 54 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:07,000 tortilla surrounds the enchilada. 55 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:12,520 All right. But to win, I will require three things. A magnifying glass, a bowl 56 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,540 of rice, and the feather of a young condor. 57 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,279 Bang, bang. Bang, bang. 58 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,720 Caliente. 59 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,760 Hold it, hombre. 60 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,660 Daddy Bingo? Daddy? 61 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,480 Your horse's name is Bingo? 62 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:39,220 Si, Bingo is his name -o. So, who are you and what do you want? 63 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,759 Come again? 64 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,920 Who are you and what? I'm not getting you. 65 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,320 Hold on. 66 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,020 I had to take out my retailer. 67 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,720 So, who are you? 68 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,780 I'm the guy who's going to stop your reign of terror. 69 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,160 And how do you propose to do that? 70 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,960 I'll give you this and some rice and a pretty feather. 71 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,740 Now I'm going to pinch you and punch you and feed you to my horse. 72 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,040 Oh, yeah? 73 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,400 Yeah. 74 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,720 Well, all right, then. 75 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,460 Quick, 76 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,500 use this lasso. Thanks. 77 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:36,170 Ah, chica, Caliente has not seen you around before. 78 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,670 Yes, well, can't talk now. I have tortillas in the oven. 79 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:43,070 Come, Conchita, give muy Caliente a little kiss. 80 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:48,190 But I'm too shy and sweaty. 81 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,070 Surely a girl as pretty as you has kissed a man before. 82 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:56,390 What? It was New Year's Eve. The cherry cola made me giddy. 83 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,370 Mario Lanza, I know that voice. 84 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Now you've done it. 85 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:10,380 Now I will make you bark like the dog you 86 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:11,380 are. 87 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:12,540 Never. 88 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,500 Now chirp like a parakeet. 89 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:22,460 Now make that clicking noise that dolphins use to find things underwater. 90 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:29,120 Our champion is even more cowardly than we are. See? 91 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:33,890 Compared to such a chicken, we are born like the wolf. Get him, mi amigos! 92 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:37,970 That indio! 93 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,270 Look at that! Oh, look at my kissing hand! 94 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,570 Careful of the hat! 95 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,590 Gracias, 96 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:58,450 Johnny Bravo. You have taught us never to depend on any stranger to fight our 97 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:02,190 battles. For he may turn out to be a useless jerk. 98 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,010 No problemo. 99 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,550 Now, if you'll excuse me. 100 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:12,550 Hey, Mama Cetus. How'd you like a big ol' helmet of refried Johnny? 101 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,030 My chihuahua. 102 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:21,430 Oh, no. I know them little dicks hurt. 103 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:44,290 Keep your eyes out for aphids, Johnny. 104 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:48,710 Eternal vigilance is our only defense against those pests. 105 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:55,410 Oh, Mama, I feel stupid wearing that. Why can't I be a nice macho 106 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:56,750 Incoming! 107 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,069 Oh, 108 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:07,810 look! New 109 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:08,810 neighbors! 110 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,540 Tossing the ottomans, dear. 111 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,960 Oh, I think we're going to love it here. 112 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,640 Bienvenido. Welcome to the neighborhood of Bunny Bravo. 113 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,700 Mona Hirschbaum of the Teaneck Hirschbombs. 114 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,980 Charmed. Johnny, be a dear and help Mrs. 115 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,840 Hirschbaum with her boxes. 116 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,200 I don't know. 117 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,340 Give me a dollar. 118 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:35,840 Mom, this is a box with all my tight -fitting athletic wear, right? 119 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,780 That's my daughter, Julie. 120 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:41,880 She's single and plays the tuba like an angel. 121 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,860 Well, aerate my roots and prune my petals. 122 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,400 I think I'm in love. 123 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,180 I'll help you with your boxes, new neighbor lady. 124 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,920 Oh, I'll be careful. 125 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,300 That shiferoad's an heirloom. 126 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 127 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,260 Oh, oh, oh, dear. 128 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,940 Oh, oh, oh. I'll just carry these in so your gorgeous daughter can tell me where 129 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:02,839 to put them. 130 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,840 Oh, 131 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,260 look what you've done, you... 132 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:09,970 careless, clumsy, butterfingers. 133 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:17,250 No one talk to my Johnny that way. From this moment on, the Bravos and the 134 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,850 Hearst bombs are mortal enemies. 135 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:21,630 Yeah, whatever. 136 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,650 Listen, I'm going to go in and stare at your daughter. 137 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,950 Come, Johnny. I don't ever want you to speak to these people again. 138 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:29,590 But I want to stare at Julie. 139 00:09:35,819 --> 00:09:42,560 Dear Julie, I love you very, very, very, very, very, 140 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,500 very much. 141 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:49,340 This is the house we will live in when we get married. 142 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:54,960 This is you making me a sandwich. Remember, no onions. 143 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,760 This is... Johnny! Are you talking to that hearsebob girl? 144 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:02,640 No, Mama! 145 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,160 I'll bury the rest of your doll collection. 146 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,740 Well, my six -foot reinforced concrete wall is finished. 147 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,560 We'll never have to look at those horrible Hirsch bombs again. 148 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,680 Oh, great. 149 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,860 Now what am I gonna do? 150 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:23,640 If you love someone, Johnny, you should let them know. 151 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,420 What? You mean you think I should pull Vault over the wall and onto her balcony 152 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,420 in a single bound? 153 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,000 Well, I... I'll do it! 154 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:33,260 Actually, I was gonna suggest a phone call. 155 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,600 Look at her. She's like some... 156 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,210 Untouchable goddess. 157 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:44,830 Once I get this Bob's wire hung, those horrible bravos won't dare to set a foot 158 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:45,830 on my property. 159 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,790 Here I come, my sweet patootie. 160 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,210 Ow. 161 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,290 Hello, Mrs. Hirschbaum. 162 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,070 You're looking lovely today. 163 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,410 Peanut, Mr. Foo -Foo, attack! 164 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,550 Oh, it's hopeless. 165 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:15,250 That wall is like some big concrete barrier thing that keeps us apart. 166 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,630 Don't give up, Johnny. 167 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,030 Anything's possible if you really love someone. 168 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:22,530 You mean I should use your bow and arrow set to launch myself through the air 169 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,530 and into Julie's bedroom? 170 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,030 Um, not exactly. I'll do it. 171 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,930 Here I come, my brass bow and bonita. 172 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:30,950 I love you very much. 173 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,690 Why, Mrs. Hirschbaum, what a lovely day. 174 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:38,430 Would you happen to have a neck brace and a cold compress I could borrow? 175 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:43,830 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 176 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,570 This is all your fault. 177 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,190 I'm not listening to any more of your stupid advice. 178 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:50,590 But Johnny, I was only trying to help. 179 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:53,570 So you're saying I should rent a German tank and take out the power lines 180 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:56,910 with... No, no, no, no, no. Johnny, listen to me. There's only one option. 181 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,550 Find a way to make peace between the two mamas. 182 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:01,710 Hmm. 183 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,230 It's just crazy enough to work. 184 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,460 Oh, McDonald had a farm. 185 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,120 E -I -E -I. Oh, my goodness. 186 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:15,580 B -I -N -G -O -N. Bingo was his name. Oh, my heaven. 187 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,300 A -F -I -N -G. 188 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,980 Bunny, my begonias. 189 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:26,860 And my azaleas. One woman alone cannot defeat these six -legged fiends. We've 190 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,240 got to join forces. 191 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,980 Mona Hirschbaum, let's tear down this wall. 192 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:51,990 I'll get the pesticide. And I'll get the big honking bug zapper I bought on sale 193 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:52,990 last week. 194 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:57,250 What's going on, Johnny? Well, I took your advice and bought a 20 -gallon drum 195 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,110 of aphids and let them loose on the lawn. 196 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,970 Coming your way, buddy. 197 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,990 Bring it on, girlfriend. 198 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,840 Yes, Mona. 199 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,280 What does this mean? 200 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,780 I have no idea. 201 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,000 It worked, Johnny. They're friends again. 202 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,080 Yeah, and I still have 5 ,000 aphids left. See? 203 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,780 Johnny, what are you? I confess. 204 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,820 I put aphids on your flowers so you'd stop fighting. I did it. 205 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,920 Because I'm in love with your daughter. 206 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,220 Oh! 207 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:40,320 Is that the most precious thing you've ever heard? 208 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:46,200 I would be proud to have a boy like you chasing mindlessly after my daughter. 209 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,260 Mom, what's going on? 210 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,340 Julie? Yes, Johnny? 211 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,840 Say, you ain't going to end up looking like your mama, are you? Excuse me? 212 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:00,760 Because you know you're sweet, but she is... Pucker up. 213 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,420 All them tuba lessons are about to pay off. 214 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,940 Maybe it will be better if we just move. 215 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,660 Keep in touch, dear. 216 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:25,940 Hey there, my little Etruscan honeybunch. Your pearly 217 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,000 gladiator is here. 218 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,670 I saw I broke a hip. 219 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:52,150 That's it. Dig, Johnny. Your sweaty, back -breaking labor may lead to my 220 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:55,490 greatest discovery yet. Why am I doing all the digging? 221 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,630 Quiet, Johnny. This is science. There's no complaining in science. 222 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,300 I thought you said we'd find scary dinosaur skeletons here. 223 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:08,800 All we've found so far is an angry muskrat, this priceless Egyptian 224 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,800 these sticks of dynamite. 225 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,180 No skeletons, huh? 226 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,100 Then what do you call this? 227 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,420 What the heck is that? 228 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,700 It's a fragment of the anterior toe bone of a brachiated pooptosaurus. 229 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:27,960 So? So! So he stood over three feet tall with nasty green eyes and an 230 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,700 annoying high -pitched roar. 231 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,640 Roar! 232 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,340 Roar! 233 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,560 Roar! I meant to do that. 234 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,020 Oh, my gosh! Look at that! Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! 235 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500 Johnny, 236 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,780 do you realize what you've just found? 237 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:50,770 No, but I'm sure you're going to yammer on about it. It's an artifact from a 238 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,050 genuine Bravopithecus. 239 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,450 Perfectly preserved in amber. 240 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,970 Bravopithecus? That's right. 241 00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:02,750 After the last ice age, this noble biped bestrode these valleys like a colossus. 242 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,050 Wow. Did he fight a lot of scary dinosaurs? 243 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,549 Loads of them. 244 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,550 Ah, but you probably don't care about that. 245 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,690 But I do care. Tell me more, Carl. 246 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,150 Tell me the whole story. 247 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:19,920 Okay, a long time ago in a gene pool far away, evolution had hit a bit of a 248 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,860 snag. Hey, Mama, bring me another warthog sandwich. 249 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,940 Johnny, this is your kid's one today. 250 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,120 All you do is sit around the cave all day and eat. 251 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,600 Hey, there's no pickles on this sandwich. 252 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:38,260 Look around, Johnny. Everyone on the block is evolving except you. Your 253 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,700 Grock just learned to use his opposable thumbs. 254 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:51,240 And just last week, that nice Cro -Banion boy, Carl, invented fire on the 255 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,940 Cook, you stupid marshmallow! 256 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,320 Yeah, but everybody hates him. 257 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:04,859 Johnny, me and some of the other cavemen are concerned that your crummy attitude 258 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,099 might be angering the spirit world. 259 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:11,349 I'm afraid that unless you start pulling your weight around here, we're going to 260 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:13,030 have to cast you out of the tribe. 261 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,470 Hey, man, if you got a point, could you make it after lunch? 262 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:17,849 Boys. 263 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,990 He's ventured beyond the tree. 264 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:27,270 No one has ever gone that far and lived. 265 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:32,650 I'll show you all. I'll find a tribe that accepts me for who I am. And when I 266 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:35,170 do, they'll probably make me king. 267 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,450 And I'll come back and make you all dance around like stupid little monkeys. 268 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,630 Dang, I'm hungry. 269 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:48,830 Hey, 270 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,110 a nest. Nest means eggs. 271 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,310 Eggs means breakfast. 272 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:56,030 Breakfast, the most important meal of the plasticine era. 273 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,750 Huh? 274 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,750 Oh, look at the cute little thing. 275 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,500 Where's your mama, little fellows? 276 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:11,140 Maybe this is where I belong. Caring for these defenseless creatures. 277 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,100 Protecting them from the cold. 278 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,540 Teaching them how to make me a sandwich. 279 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,260 Oh, they like me. 280 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,300 Calm down, lady. I wasn't going to eat them. Well, maybe the little one. 281 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560 Whoa. 282 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,400 I wouldn't mind joining her tribe. 283 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,359 Hey, baby. 284 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,600 How's about letting me be your missing link to love? 285 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:49,740 Oh, I get it. You're one of those feminine cave women who like to make the 286 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,120 move. No! 287 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,780 Wait! Isn't there any way I can win your heart? 288 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:57,500 Well, you could help me get rid of the giant dinosaur that's been terrorizing 289 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,920 me. Anything's better than being thrown off this cliff. 290 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,880 Where is the ugly varmint? At the bottom of this cliff. 291 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,380 No! 292 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:13,940 I'll take it. 293 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:22,160 Now, where would I be if I were a giant, scary dinosaur? 294 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,380 Maybe I can get a better view from this hill. 295 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,340 Man, this hill stinks. 296 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,500 And it's all rough and scaly. 297 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:31,400 And, uh, breathing. 298 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,640 This won't end well. 299 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:11,230 The boys don't like to miss a minute of the Manhunt's Warthog Show. 300 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,830 Hold on. This part's hilarious. 301 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:20,330 You mean all you do all day is sit around and watch colorful images on a 302 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,330 square thing? 303 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:26,010 No. Sometimes we walk over to the buffet table and make a big cheesy plate of 304 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,490 nachos. Big cheesy plate? 305 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:30,730 I found my home! 306 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:39,070 There's a new link in the food chain, and it's crunchy. 307 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,330 Scoot over, fellas. 308 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,350 And that's why we have snack food. 309 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:52,830 So did Bravo Pithy Guy ever go back to his tribe? Where'd they get the 310 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,430 microwaves to cook the nachos? Did cavemen brush their teeth with rocks? 311 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:59,810 Uh -huh, uh -huh. And then the Ice Age hit, and people used snowballs for 312 00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:04,250 and polar bears directed traffic, and ravenous man -eating chickens roamed the 313 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,250 prairies. 314 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,770 None of that story's true, is it, Carl? 315 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,170 No. I made it all up because I crave attention. 316 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:24,010 It makes you wonder, doesn't it?