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Upozorenje. vratolomije
u ovom filmu bili
izvode profesionalci,

2
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pa zbog vaše sigurnosti

3
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i zaštitu od
oni oko tebe,

4
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ne pokušavajte ništa od
vratolomije koje ćete vidjeti.

5
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Je li to u redu?

6
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Samo pojačaj,
evo, pojačaj.

7
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Vidjeti? Snima se.

8
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- U redu.
- I onda

9
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Trebam li nositi
moje naočale za ovo?

10
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Bit će sve u redu.

11
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Samo naprijed.

12
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Pa, ja sam Johnny Knoxville,
Sjedinjene Američke Države,

13
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i ja ću raditi
mali članak

14
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na opremi za samoobranu.

15
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Idemo se odvesti
u pustinju i

16
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Imam .38 bez čekića

17
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lijepo i lagano
Smith i Wesson,

18
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to je sve prestalo
snage devet milimetara.

19
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I bit ću upucan
u grudima

20
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s ovim 911

21
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prsluk od kevlara razine IIA.

22
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Oh, i, da upije malo
udarca od metka,

23
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Ja ću staviti
ovi časopisi,

24
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par Hustlera
i nekoliko Leg Worlds,
ispod prsluka

25
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izbjegavati sve i svašta
trauma tupim predmetom.

26
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U redu.

27
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Zato bih radije
netko drugi me upucati.

28
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jebena skica, čovječe.
- Čekaj malo.

29
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Tako, Jasone?

30
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Uh, izgleda prilično dobro.

31
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Ne mogu ovo podnijeti, stari.

32
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stari,
to je jebena skica, čovječe.

33
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Čovječe, ne budi glup.

34
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Reci molitvu, stari.

35
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Ovo je više od gluposti.

36
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Idemo jebeno.

37
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Sad moraš ići
cijelim putem okolo.

38
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- Jeste li sigurni?
- Ne mogu ovo podnijeti.

39
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P.J., idemo jebeno.

40
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Saznaj
gdje je metak prošao.

41
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P.J.

42
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Hajde, čovječe!

43
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P.J., idemo jebeno.

44
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Upravo ću baciti a
jebeni kamen na tebe. Idemo.

45
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To je sljedeći.

46
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P.J., hajde!

47
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Ne mogu ovo podnijeti.

48
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Uvjerite se
imaš to jebeno

49
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P.J.

50
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Ovo je tako jebeno jadno, ja
ne mogu ti ni reći sada.

51
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Zaboravi.

52
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Idemo.

53
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Idemo, stari. Samo idi.

54
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Stavi to u stvar i idi.

55
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Nije boljelo?

56
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Ne, ipak sam se pomalo bojao.

57
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Vidjeti? Čak ni ne
ostavi jebeni--

58
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Čovječe, rekao sam vam.

59
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Pogledajte opekotine od baruta.

60
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ja znam

61
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Da, malo sam se tresla.

62
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Dečki, želite to ići gledati
na TV-u?

63
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Jebi ga.

64
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Nasmiješi se, ovo će biti super.

65
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Odmakni se, odmakni se,
odmakni se, odmakni se,

66
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odmakni se, odmakni se,
odmakni se.

67
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jao O, jebote! O, jebote!

68
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Jebati!

69
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Jebati!

70
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Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville.
Dobrodošli u Jackass.

71
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Oh! jao

72
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Vau, vau! dobro, dobro!

73
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Oh, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

74
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Jebati!

75
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Oh, jebote!

76
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Dobrodošli u prvi dan
našeg posljednjeg filma.

77
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Pa što osjećaš?

78
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Uh, tužan sam.

79
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Kako to?

80
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valjda, uh

81
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veliki dio mog,
naš život je

82
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gotovo gotovo.

83
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Čini li te to tužnim, Chris?

84
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Ne, nisam u kontaktu
sa svojim emocijama.

85
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Dakle, imamo novog magarca
član glumačke postave.

86
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Njegovo ime je 1W-Larry.

87
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On je humanoidni robot.

88
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I davanje glasa tom robotu

89
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je gospodin Adam Ray.

90
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I bit ćeš
stvarajući povijest danas

91
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s prvim robotom-čovjeku
pregled prostate.

92
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Ovo je magarac
izgleda kao da ima 50, valjda.

93
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- Mi smo tih godina
-Ipak, prokleto dobro.

94
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gdje imamo
na preglede prostate.

95
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-Da, ovo je
podizanje svijesti.
- I tako smo zaposlili najbolje.

96
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vidiš
prst na toj stvari?

97
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jesam.

98
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Da, to nije prst,
usput rečeno.

99
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To je pandža.

100
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,866
Naletjet ćeš na neke
problemi oko srednjeg prsta.

101
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Nije tamo. To je ova strana
to je sve oštro.

102
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Koliko puta
jesi li to učinio, Larry?

103
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Možda je "pustiti da pokida".
loš izbor riječi, Larry.

104
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Ja sam Steve-O, i prostata
zdravlje je super važno.

105
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Dakle, ovo je
robotski rektalni pregled.

106
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bla, bla, bla.

107
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- Odlaze.
- Čuvaj se.

108
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Kondomi bez podmazivanja.

109
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Ne, imamo lubrikant.

110
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O, moj Bože, tako je oštro.

111
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Evo, samo ću staviti
malo lubrikanta za tebe.

112
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Hrskavi maslac od kikirikija.

113
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- Oh, ne.
- Zašto hrskavo?

114
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Baci rublje.

115
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O moj Bože.

116
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Oh, odvratno!

117
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.

118
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Uspori, Larry.

119
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,173
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
Čekati. Čekati. Čekati.

120
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Čekati. Čekati.

121
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Idemo, idemo!

122
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Raširi ih!
Steve-O, raširi ih!

123
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Raširi te obraze!
Neka mu netko pomogne.

124
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Steve!

125
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Je li tvoja čokolada
u svom maslacu od kikirikija

126
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ili njegov maslac od kikirikija
u tvojoj čokoladi?

127
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,868
Trebamo još maslaca od kikirikija.

128
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O moj Bože!

129
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Evo nas!

130
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Skoro si
skoro tamo.

131
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To je to. To je to.

132
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Disati. Idi, Larry!

133
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Sići!

134
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,853
Nagni se.

135
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,610
O moj Bože.

136
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,362
Hej, Larry,
neka ti Lance pomiriše prst.

137
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,911
Vidi, nije tako loše.

138
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,373
Da. Da. Da.

139
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,253
Ne na tvojoj prokletoj kameri!

140
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,970
pomoći ću ti.

141
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,138
- U redu, idemo.
- Imam te.

142
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,101
Imam te. Imam te.

143
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,738
Ne mrdaj!

144
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,034
U redu, pusti, Larry.
Pusti, Larry.

145
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662
Larry, pusti! pusti!

146
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,748
Ima svoj kurac do kraja!
O moj Bože!

147
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,085
O moj Bože! Oh, sranje!

148
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,128
O, moj Bože, stari.

149
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,055
Hvala. Hvala.

150
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:21,972
Dobar posao, Steve-O.

151
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,890
Hvala, ljudi.

152
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,186
Mogu li postaviti pitanje?

153
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,604
Da.

154
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,189
Zašto je ovo posljednji film?

155
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,610
Pa, ja ne mogu voziti crvene rakete
ili više bikova,

156
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,987
pa se osjećalo kao
prirodno mjesto za zaustavljanje.

157
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,240
Da, sigurno neću
vozi te rakete.

158
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,741
Ili bikovi.

159
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,243
znaš,
razgovarali smo, to je kao

160
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,703
znaš,
imamo sve ove snimke

161
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287
nitko prije nije viđen
ili jedva viđen,

162
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,374
i možemo birati
naši omiljeni dijelovi svih vremena,

163
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,668
i, uh,
snimi neki novi snimak

164
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,171
i stići ću vidjeti
opet ratni čekić.

165
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,426
Pa, ako me scena zahtijeva
da uđem u svoje rođendansko odijelo,

166
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,137
odgovor
samo može biti da.

167
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,309
U redu, ovo se zove
"Golf teren Airhorn".

168
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853
Kad ljudi počnu,

169
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,980
kad silaze
svojim zamahom,

170
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,023
puhat ćemo
ove zračne sirene.

171
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,989
Oh.

172
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,501
- Evo je opet.
- Ne. Je li još jedan?

173
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,963
Još je pogodila
stvarno dobro.

174
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,701
Što sam ti rekao?
Što sam ti rekao?

175
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,286
rekla sam ti
Htio sam te isprašiti.

176
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,705
ovdje,
izgubio si svoj klub. oprosti

177
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,956
Nisam li ti rekao
Htjela sam doći ovamo
i razbiti te zbog toga?

178
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,417
Što? žao mi je
Dobio sam burzitis.

179
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,669
- Imate bursitis?
- Da.

180
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,546
- Znači da moraš svirati s rogom?
- - Pomaže.

181
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,381
dat ću ti
nešto za igrati se, prijatelju.

182
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,008
oprosti,
neće se ponoviti.

183
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,143
Oh, on će jebeno...

184
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,771
Uzeo je svoju rukavicu. Bacio je...

185
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662
Oh, jebote.

186
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,538
Sranje, odlijepio je.
Kreće on! Sići!

187
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,580
Oh, sranje.

188
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,838
Vrati se.

189
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172
- Dolje! Sići!
- Gledaj ovo, čekaj, čekaj.

190
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549
- Dolje, Dimitrije!
- Čekaj.

191
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,932
Oh, jebote.

192
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,978
Bok, moje ime je
Johnny Knoxville.

193
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,772
Ovo je Tory Belleci,
međunarodni znanstvenik.

194
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483
Ovo je "Follow the Leader."

195
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,071
Dakle, ono što će se dogoditi je
Knoxville će pomaknuti ruku

196
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407
i električni signal
ući će u računalo,

197
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,701
a onda će moći
kontrolirati svoje ruke.

198
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,454
-Što?
- Dakle, sve što trebate učiniti
je savijanje mišića.

199
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,497
Nema problema.

200
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,665
Da.

201
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,129
U redu.

202
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,964
- O moj Bože.
- Sranje!

203
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,591
- Što?
- stari.

204
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343
Što dovraga?
To je puno elektroida!

205
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,432
Možemo li dobiti Poopies
kavu, molim?

206
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,641
Koliko je vruća ta kava?

207
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,685
vruće.

208
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,270
popij malo kave,
kakice. Siguran sam da će biti...

209
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,235
Mislim da netko
treba se obrijati.

210
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112
- Ovdje je a
- Moram se obrijati.

211
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780
skoro novi aparat za brijanje.

212
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991
Staro nekoliko tjedana.
Samo se počni brijati.

213
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,035
- Moraš dobiti...
- Sve što moraš...
Da, to je dobro.

214
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703
- To je dobro.
- Promašio si mjesto, zar ne?

215
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,459
Lance, zašto nisi...

216
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,962
Vidi, Lance ne gleda.

217
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339
Hej, Poopies,
moraš ga staviti ispod.

218
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674
Znam što želiš
ja učiniti, i

219
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,844
Ja ću to učiniti.

220
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642
Da, da, dobro radim.

221
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,477
O moj Bože.

222
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,853
Dobiti sredinu.
Dobiti sredinu.

223
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313
Dobiti sredinu.

224
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,692
Izgleda tako graciozno.

225
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319
Oh!

226
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,449
To je bilo temeljito brijanje.

227
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,202
Zach još uvijek ne
imaj tetovažu od mene.

228
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913
Oh, u redu, pa, idemo raditi Zacha.

229
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,665
I kakvu tetovažu
daješ li

230
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,501
Lijepo ću dati Zachu,
bradavica nasmiješeno lice.

231
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,835
To je prekrasno platno.

232
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,714
Mislim, ako želiš da imam
jebena umjetnost tamo

233
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,424
Zašto se dereš na mene?

234
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510
Htio bih ovo
da izađe dobro.

235
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,637
I ja također. Ja sam na tvojoj strani.

236
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,057
Obećavam, ruku na srce.

237
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,767
Ok, nemoj ovo zabrljati,
Steve-O.

238
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185
Mirna ruka.

239
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854
-Oprostite.
-U redu.

240
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,320
Ne može ga srediti.

241
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,323
To nije bilo ni blizu.

242
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618
Ne radim to još.

243
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412
- U redu.
- Neću to još učiniti.

244
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
Ja to radim!

245
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,873
Ti jebeni--

246
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003
Imaš ga, Steve-O!

247
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089
Steve-O! Steve-O!
Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O!

248
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,680
dobro je
Izgleda dobro. Izgleda dobro.

249
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,682
Izgleda dobro.

250
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,684
Kakav je to bio osjećaj?

251
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,852
Nije dobro.

252
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,646
Sranje.

253
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,606
Hej, Zach,
prilično je super, čovječe.

254
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,483
O moj Bože!

255
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,776
-Odličan posao, Poopies.
-Hvala.

256
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,070
Odličan posao, Tory.
Hvala, Steve-O.

257
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655
I Zach.

258
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,407
I hvala Bogu
Zeko spasilac je ovdje

259
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,992
da sve bude sigurno.

260
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,327
-Hvala.
-Da, ja-- stvarno ne--

261
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,787
Još uvijek ne razumijem zašto

262
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,414
tražili su spasioca
na dužnosti, ali

263
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,083
bolje je imati jedan
i ne treba ga

264
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,085
nego treba njega
a ne imati ga.

265
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,383
Pa, osuđenik malo

266
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344
oduvijek smo željeli
uključiti u naše filmove.

267
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,016
Snimili smo ga za pilota
TV emisiju i ugasili su.

268
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393
Naš član posade je uhićen.

269
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,022
MTV nije mogao snimati
West Hollywood deset godina.

270
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648
Dakle, nitko to nije stvarno vidio.

271
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,109
Stajalo je tamo
za 25 godina.

272
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,694
Bio je totalni kaos.

273
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198
Danas ću biti
bjegunac

274
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,908
iz okružnog zatvora u LA-u

275
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409
i otići u željezariju

276
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120
i vidjeti hoće li mi posuditi
pila za metal.

277
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330
jao

278
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,124
Vidim leću.

279
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919
U redu. Dobro.

280
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253
Trebam li malo prljavštine
na mom licu?

281
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,755
Pokušajte se približiti
prema njemu.

282
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,839
Treba mu malo
i na njegovom vratu.

283
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,426
Je li i moja košulja...?
Ah, to je dobro.

284
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761
Trebamo li
šamarati te?

285
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,221
Da, to pomaže. Hvala.

286
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,397
U redu.

287
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,319
Pusti me da uzmem
netko, u redu?

288
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,084
pomozi mi!

289
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,752
oprostite,
što se događa

290
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,886
Neka mi netko pomogne!

291
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972
Nekako smo zatvoreni
za sada.

292
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,682
Ne puštamo nikoga unutra.

293
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,358
Vjerojatno je bjegunac
iz zatvora ili negdje.

294
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153
S lisicama unutra
šerifov kombinezon?

295
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821
Makni mi se s puta.

296
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373
Jebati!

297
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,129
Što? Oh, jebi me.

298
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,339
- Oh, jebote.
- Oh, sranje, nema šanse.

299
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,592
Što da radimo?

300
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,552
Kicoš.

301
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469
- Lezi na zemlju.
- Nastavi snimati, stari.

302
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,971
Kopiraj to.

303
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514
imam
dobro objašnjenje za ovo.

304
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,057
Kako to
nisi u zatvoru?

305
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517
Jer ne pripadam tamo.

306
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144
Kako ste izašli?

307
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,062
Nikad nisam bio u zatvoru.

308
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522
Što je ovo straga?

309
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,482
- To je mikrofon.
-Od čega?

310
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359
Jer mi, ah, snimamo.

311
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,277
Snimaš li?

312
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,236
Da, gospođo.

313
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,114
To je stvarno glupo!

314
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,413
Nismo mislili
izazvati halabuku.

315
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,333
Nosiš LA okrug
kombinezon s lisicama,
što ti misliš

316
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,169
Da, pretpostavljam da nisam
razmišljanje, također. Ispričavam se.

317
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,046
Imaš li kameru pri sebi?

318
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,006
- Je li isključeno?
- Uključeno je.

319
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,758
Uključeno je? Snimate li ovo?

320
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,092
Ugasi to!

321
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,013
Dakle, po dolasku danas,

322
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,265
bili smo obaviješteni
gospodinom Cliverom koji

323
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,975
naš voditelj proizvodnje
obavijestio nas je

324
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561
mi smo na
službeno na pauzi.

325
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,064
Svojevrsna suspenzija jer
jučerašnjeg incidenta

326
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,690
u željezariji.

327
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,110
Ali pretpostavljam da ova emisija
može doći do zraka, možda ne.

328
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,821
ali

329
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,449
- Imaš li što dodati, Jeff?
- Ne znam.

330
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078
Mislim da samo razmislimo
o današnjem koktelu s kakicom.

331
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,913
Pravo. Fokusiramo se
na poo koktel.

332
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997
Da.

333
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,499
Moje ime je Johnny Knoxville,

334
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,000
a ovo je
"Poo koktel".

335
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092
Mislim da se radi o
na današnji dan prije deset godina

336
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761
što sam radio
prvi Poo koktel,

337
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,513
a sada jesi
preuzimajući uzde

338
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,515
i uzimajući ga u
potpuno druga razina.

339
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,394
Ja sam Steve-O, a ovo je
"Poo Cocktail Supreme."

340
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,024
U redu. Sretno.

341
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,738
Jesi li spreman, Steve-O?

342
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990
br.

343
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
Naručite se!
Poo Cocktail Supreme!

344
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543
Oh, sranje!

345
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,649
Povraća.

346
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,282
Čovječe, jebeno smrdi, čovječe!

347
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578
što je,
što je s tobom, Bam?

348
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,583
jesi li dobro,
Steve-O?

349
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,626
O moj Bože.

350
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045
Bit će ružno. ja ne
znaj ako želiš ovo vidjeti.

351
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,467
O moj Bože.

352
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
O, Isuse!

353
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345
- O moj Bože.
- O moj Bože.

354
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,846
Pomozite mu
vani.

355
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056
- Pustite ga van!
- O moj Bože.

356
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,101
Oh!

357
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,898
-Pogledaj ga!
-O moj Bože.

358
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566
Skoči u to jezero
odmah sada.

359
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,817
Najgora prokleta stvar
možete zamisliti.

360
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902
O moj Bože.

361
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,362
O moj Bože.

362
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,124
Isus!

363
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543
Da, stari.

364
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,711
To je bilo rado.

365
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,879
Otišlo je tako visoko.

366
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,048
Bilo je tako strašno.

367
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,927
Ovo je vrsta
ekstremno sranje

368
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220
da oni ekstremni frajeri
nemoj ni pomišljati.

369
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851
mislim,
koji je imao sve.

370
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,229
To je bilo opasnosti, imalo je sranja.

371
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,815
Imalo je povraćanje.

372
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650
Da, to je ono
ova emisija je sve o tome.

373
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569
I seksipil.

374
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574
Učini to!

375
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036
Oh!

376
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,790
Isuse Kriste.
Kakav idiot.

377
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005
Hej, Larry!

378
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,340
Gdje si bio?

379
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,012
- Pijan je.
- - Popio je nekoliko pića.

380
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,639
Malo je klimav
odmah sada.

381
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517
Upravo ćemo dati Poopies
injekcije za usne

382
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,853
učiniti ga 23% ljepšim.

383
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,816
Bože moj!
Uhvatio te je!

384
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360
Pozdrav, dr. Julie.

385
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154
- Bok.
- Bok.

386
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,738
Ovo je Poopies, i mi želimo
da ga učinim zgodnijim

387
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:09,906
s nekim injekcijama za usne.

388
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,450
-Možete li nam pomoći?
-Da.

389
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,119
Sranje. ti to ozbiljno

390
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,289
Dakle, tijekom cijelog ovog filma,
Ja ću imati
najveće usne.

391
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,874
Imat ćeš
najljepše usne.

392
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292
- Pune usne.
-Pun.

393
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,127
- O moj Bože.
- Volumno.

394
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,130
Ja sam Poopies,
a ovo je "Filler za usne."

395
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,633
U redu, normalno,
ljudi otupe, ali

396
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,135
Ljudi obično otupe.

397
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428
- Ne, ne treba ti.
-Ne?

398
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971
-Ne, nema utrnuća.
-U redu. Samo se opusti.

399
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,598
što je ovo
stavljaš?

400
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,849
- Ovo je hijaluronska kiselina.
- Oh, to je to.

401
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,103
- Ni ti se ne miči.
- To je duga igla.

402
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,897
- Ostani miran.
- O moj Bože.

403
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,482
Dobit ćeš
toliko posla nakon ovoga.

404
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,233
Sranje!

405
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,238
- Sada nam ide dobro.
- O moj Bože!
U redu.

406
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,531
-Da!
-Sranje!

407
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,617
U redu,
možemo ići veće.

408
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,120
Možete ići veće.

409
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872
Sada ćemo
učiniti dno.

410
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,832
Prokletstvo! mislio sam
to je otprilike bilo to.

411
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,084
Stari, koji kurac
je li ovo sranje?

412
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669
Izgledaš sjajno, Poopies.

413
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,088
Treba li imati
desna strana biti veća?

414
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,262
Mislim da vjerojatno mogu staviti
još samo malo
i to je to.

415
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389
- Seksi je prava riječ.
- -Ma, jebote, bijeli se!

416
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,266
Koji kurac?

417
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,645
Izgledam više kao jedan od njih
pokvarene jebene domaćice.

418
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,606
Da.

419
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,487
Oh, jebeni Larry.

420
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,821
Svi su kvrgavi i usrani.

421
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323
Mislim da dobro izgleda.

422
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,908
U redu!
Bravo, Poopies.

423
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,743
- Da, dobar si.
- Da!

424
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,870
Na što se duriš?

425
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,248
Na Jackass Forever,
Knoxville i ja

426
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,833
samo intervjuiraju
novi momci

427
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,418
i ravno, kao,

428
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,170
“Kake, bojiš li se
bilo čega?"

429
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964
on je kao,
“Pa, reći ću ti nešto.

430
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,549
Ne volim mrak,
i ne volim--"

431
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592
Znate, baš kao
izlažući sve. Sviđa mi se

432
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,844
Ali ne mislim da je Bam
ikada rekao nam
bojao se zmija.

433
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,265
Samo smo se slučajno
shvatiti to
kad su zmije izašle.

434
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,976
Kad smo to shvatili,
sigurno je napisao puno bitova.

435
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,688
Znate, tim gore
iskustvo je

436
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,857
što bolje izgleda
na ekranu.

437
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,070
Dakle, danas ćemo
donijeti gips

438
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,613
u ovu sobu, po dvoje,

439
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699
pucati u štos čegrtuše.

440
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,784
Ali to je samo smicalica
da ih dovedem ovamo,

441
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,662
da možemo zaključati vrata,
ugasiti svjetla

442
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,289
i čine svoj život
živi pakao.

443
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,584
Ovo je
"Silence of the Lambs".

444
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:27,752
čuješ li to

445
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,504
Što je to?

446
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547
- To je zmija čegrtuša.
- Ne, nije.

447
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,715
jeste. Slušati.

448
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,341
- Oh, stvarno?
- Jules.

449
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801
Ali nisi
dio ovog bita.

450
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386
Nalazite se u galeriji kikirikija.

451
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,929
Ima vestern
dijamantna čegrtuša.

452
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639
Pustit će ga
na zemlji.

453
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,808
Pontius će uzeti kolačić
i postavi ga na glavu,

454
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,144
a onda ću pokušati

455
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729
i uzmi kolačić
s glave.

456
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,939
A ovo je vestern
dijamantna čegrtuša.

457
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,399
Visok je oko pet stopa
i promijeniti.

458
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,318
Vrlo, vrlo otrovno.

459
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,194
On će te ugristi
ako se previše približiš,

460
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,529
i on će te ubiti.
Ili pokušati.

461
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,948
-Ne šalim se.
- Vau.

462
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,283
- Spreman?
- Zavalit ću se.

463
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,826
Chris,
ti si jebeno lud, čovječe.

464
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,286
Vau, sranje, stari.

465
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247
- Oh, jebote.
- Čovječe!

466
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,499
- Oh, jebote.
- O moj Bože.

467
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,584
Ima veliku glavu,
ipak.

468
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,960
Isus!

469
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,254
Mogu štrajkati
tako brzo.

470
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,466
Hoće apsolutno
ubij te sine
na dva otkucaja srca u sekundi.

471
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,800
Možeš li osjetiti moje srce?

472
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,595
Vau, stari!

473
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,305
U redu.

474
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,848
Ide jednako brzo kao
ta čegrtuša.

475
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,391
Eto zašto
Neću to učiniti.

476
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,644
Jako se bojim za Johnnyja
odmah sada.

477
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,604
u redu,
sklonimo zmiju

478
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,481
i daj ovim momcima mikrofon.
Vrijeme je da to učinimo.

479
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,690
Ogromni su, čovječe.
To su velike zmije.

480
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,652
U redu, promijeni kantu.

481
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153
Idemo po zmiju
van iz sobe.

482
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,370
postoji li
antidop ovdje?

483
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,622
U redu, idemo
Knoxville za mene.

484
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,249
Tako se zove.
Antiotrov, ne antidop.

485
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,502
Što znači antidoping?
ni sam ne znam.

486
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,506
Što je antidop?

487
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,883
Uh, to je kao...

488
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,093
Oh, moj jebeni Bože.

489
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469
- Ne!
- Ne!

490
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096
prokletstvo!

491
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,889
Oh, jebite se, ljudi.

492
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,642
Čekaj, kako-- Zašto smo
jedini koji su sada ovdje?

493
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,976
Ne znam, stari.

494
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,773
Dođavola!

495
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,441
Oh, jebeš ovo,
idemo!

496
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,484
Vozi se sam uokolo?

497
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,611
Oh, ne! Ne!

498
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,154
Bok, moje ime je
Johnny Knoxville.

499
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239
Dobrodošli u pakao.

500
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,907
Molim te, ne!

501
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,492
Čekaj, stari,
gdje je jebeno svjetlo?

502
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,743
Bam, ozbiljno, postoji
zmija u toj kanti,

503
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,412
pa se ne vrti okolo.

504
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,373
Pa, gdje da idem?
Što da radim?

505
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,376
Oh, jebote!

506
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,669
Dakle, ako nas ugrize, umrijet ćemo.

507
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,337
Da, o, Bože!

508
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131
ti to ozbiljno

509
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,216
Zašto smo dovraga pali
u podrum?

510
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,135
Čovječe, hajde.

511
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181
Knox, koji kurac?
hajde

512
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,395
Kicoš. hajde

513
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231
Koji kurac?

514
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,649
Slomit ću se
ta jebena vrata dolje.

515
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984
Učini to, Ehren.

516
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,404
Jesu li upravo...

517
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,490
Zajebi ovo sranje!
Ah, jebite se!

518
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,867
u redu,
prevrnuti kantu

519
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,034
i poslušajte zvuk zmije.

520
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,911
Oh, sranje!

521
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,665
- Oh, sranje.
- O moj Bože!

522
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,667
Svi, ostanite...
Dečki, ostanite na kauču.

523
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,793
Jebena zmija.

524
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,795
-Bam.
-Da?

525
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006
Moraš biti cool, čovječe,
tamo je jebena zmija
ovdje.

526
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,507
- Joj, ne znam što da radim.
- -Ostani gdje jesi.

527
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,050
U redu.

528
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,888
Čovječe, ujelo me, mislim.

529
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,556
Jeff, Bam je ugrizen!
Ne seri.

530
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,894
- Ne mogu to učiniti.
- Upravo sam se pojavio.

531
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,105
Samo upali svjetla,
u redu

532
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,816
To je to! To je to!
Dosta je bilo! Dosta je bilo!

533
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,026
Tamo je zmija, Dave!

534
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528
Gdje si, Ehren?
Ehren.

535
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322
Ehren! Koji kurac?

536
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,200
-Ehren!
- Kako bih trebao
čak ti pomoći, Dave?

537
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,743
Samo-- samo moram znati
tamo si.

538
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,996
Zajebi ovo!

539
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,624
- Ehren!
 -Oh, sad imam oružje, drkadžije.

540
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,792
Imam oružje.

541
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,168
Nemoj me udarati, Ehren.

542
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628
- Ne, imam oružje.
- Ehren!

543
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,213
-Ne udaraj me!
-Ti jebeni--

544
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,631
Ehren, nemoj jebeno
nemoj mi odgovoriti!

545
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,882
Ehren, odgovori mi.

546
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,053
Ah, jebote! Tamo su vrata!

547
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,388
Dave, ovamo!
Dave, ovuda!

548
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,265
-Da, točno. Jebeš ta vrata.
-Dave, ovuda!

549
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,391
Zajebi to. Ima nešto
loše tamo vjerojatno.

550
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810
Ne, obećavam!

551
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,603
Ne, nemaš
znati sranje.

552
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,022
Tamo su samo vrata
otvorio, kunem ti se!

553
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,232
Oh, vau, kako zgodno.

554
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,984
Dođi ovuda.
Kunem se Bogom,

555
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,236
- Ne lažem ti.
- Zajebi ta vrata.

556
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,278
Onda si sama,
jebač.

557
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,489
Sranje!

558
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,787
Ehren!

559
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,207
Koji se kurac događa?!

560
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,377
Ne mogu ni ja
Ne mogu to ni jebeno učiniti.

561
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,587
Koji je ovo kurac?

562
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,884
Sranje!

563
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,344
Jebem ti...

564
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,266
O moj Bože!

565
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226
jao Jebena kučka!

566
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,352
nastavi
desno, Bam.

567
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,728
Sad ti ne vjerujem.

568
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,729
Ako imaš
jebeni--

569
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,064
Bam je upravo dobio malo.

570
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,941
Ugrizli su me, Jeff!

571
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359
Idem-- U redu, gotova sam
zajebavam se, u redu?

572
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,069
- Tamo zuji.
-Ovdje.

573
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,571
Završio sam sa zajebavanjem.
ja ti pomažem.

574
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781
Jer imaš--
Bam, dobio si zmijski ugriz.

575
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,658
Moramo te uhvatiti
liječnička pomoć.

576
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,785
Hajde, Bam. Hajde, prijatelju.
Idemo. Idemo.

577
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,912
Svi, gotov sam
zajebavati se!

578
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,290
Moraš pustiti...
Moraš otvoriti vrata. U redu.

579
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,959
U redu.

580
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,043
imaš--
Dobro, zatvori!

581
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045
Ne! Ne! Ne!

582
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,922
Ne!

583
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,049
Čovječe, jebat ću se...

584
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260
To je to, to je to!
To je to!

585
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,179
Uhvatilo me! U redu? Uhvatilo me!

586
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,348
Zmija te uhvatila?

587
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,895
-U nogu i u rebra.
-U nogu i rebra?

588
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,854
Molim!

589
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,772
Jebati!

590
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482
Ja ću imati
srčani zastoj.

591
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,067
Upali svjetla.

592
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,236
u redu, u redu.

593
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,363
-Dobrodošao na set, Bam-Bam!
-O moj Bože.

594
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,576
Zach, jesi li dobro?

595
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,911
- Sranje!
- - Provukao sam se kroz jebenu stvar!

596
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,245
Čuo sam Zacha
a zvučalo je kao

597
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,288
bio je ubijen
ovdje.

598
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,374
Mislio sam da je ovo kao
jedini način da se izvuče.

599
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,085
Pa sam se samo popeo preko njega,
a onda je puklo.

600
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,838
O moj Bože, čovječe.

601
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,589
Jeste li mislili da postoji
zmija u sobi?

602
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,257
Jebote, da!

603
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,508
- Mislio si
dobivao si malo?
-Da!

604
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,802
Oh, jebote.

605
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560
Bog!

606
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,520
Cijelo ovo jebeno mjesto
vjerojatno je namješteno.

607
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,397
Jeste, zar ne?

608
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941
Jeste, zar ne?

609
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,527
Vidiš, kad dođem
s mojim idejama,

610
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,196
Ne zapisujem ih.

611
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:32,408
Samo nacrtam sliku
i faksirati u Los Angeles.

612
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,411
Upravo sam nacrtao sliku
debeloguzi i mali tip

613
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330
spojenim bungee kabelom.

614
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500
Ovo je "Bundee Jump."

615
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,462
Jesi li spreman, Prestone?

616
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,463
Samo idi, samo idi.

617
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508
Tri dva jedan.

618
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,849
Da! Da!

619
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,268
Da, da! O moj Bože.

620
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,479
- Uspio si!
- To je savršeno funkcioniralo!

621
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,944
Bok, moje ime je
Johnny Knoxville.

622
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,072
Dobrodošli u našu proizvodnju
iz "Marioneta".

623
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408
Osjećam miris Tonyja. Idemo.

624
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,372
Zatamni. Timmy, deset godina.

625
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,000
Pasta, glupa
ali nedopadljiv dječak,

626
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,210
probija se
gradskom trgu.

627
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,963
Ugledao je Dolores,
star 11 godina.

628
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,716
Dolores je lijepa,
kao stara hvatačka rukavica,

629
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,676
i ima samo jednu maticu.

630
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,885
Timmy:

631
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,220
Dobro jutro, Dolores.

632
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,972
Želim te odvesti
na ples,

633
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:40,393
ali čuo sam Ružnog Jeffa
pitao te, i bio sam šokiran.

634
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,687
Timmy je pogođen
Strelice s elektrošokerom.

635
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,813
Što?

636
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,857
Ne, zajebi to! Ne, zajebi to!

637
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,906
Nemoj se ljutiti na mene.
Budite ljuti na pripovjedača.

638
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,824
Prestani!

639
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,075
Jebi se!

640
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,329
Jebati!

641
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457
Timmy:

642
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,500
Daj mi sekundu,
Adam jebeni Ray!

643
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,128
Timmy, ti si
nastavi s igrom!

644
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,255
Kako mogu osvojiti njezinu ljubav?

645
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,258
Sigurno bi mi dobro došlo malo
pomoć.

646
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,760
Gore u gredama,

647
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,888
sladak, ali uskoro će biti mršav
Pojavljuje se Kupid.

648
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931
Oh, jebote.

649
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,727
Oh, jebote.

650
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,354
Kupid:

651
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:29,984
Timmy, šokiran sam što te uzelo
toliko dugo da me dozove.

652
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,736
Pobijedit ću te, Chris.

653
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409
U redu! Ah!

654
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370
ananas?

655
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414
Što znači ananas
imaju veze s Kupidom?

656
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,501
Kupid zatim povuče luk natrag
na njegovu ljubavnu strijelu

657
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,586
i puca Dolores u oko.

658
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,297
oprosti

659
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,465
Ja nisam Dolores, čovječe!

660
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,383
oprosti!

661
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,386
- Timmy:
- Dolores, izluđuješ me!

662
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,181
Osjećam se kao svoje srce
će eksplodirati.

663
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,016
Velika cigla
od petardi

664
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,851
je zalijepljen selotejpom
na Timmyjeva prsa,

665
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,978
a upaljen je jako dugačak fitilj.

666
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,314
Ne!

667
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,233
- Oh, sranje.
- Ne!

668
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,153
Timmyjevo srce eksplodira
poput dinje.

669
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,238
Peče me!

670
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,909
Oh, jebote!

671
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:21,327
- Oh, sranje!
- Što?

672
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,912
Oh, jebote!

673
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,413
i onda,
naša dva živuća glumca

674
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,915
uzeti njihov trijumfalni
završni nakloni

675
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,126
dok Timmy visi tamo
beživotna i mlitava.

676
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,335
Kraj.

677
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,838
Jupi!

678
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256
Dva palca gore.

679
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,303
U redu, pa, ovo je
prilika
da ću uživati.

680
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,140
gospodine Knoxville

681
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,894
Jeste li odabrali domaćina
Faktor straha za novac,

682
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,438
ili zato što stvarno
vas je kreativno napalio?

683
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,274
Reći istinu!

684
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,194
To me je napalilo...

685
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,196
...kreativno!

686
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,367
nastavi. nastavi.

687
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,708
U redu. Idemo.

688
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,262
puf! Sada sam stari kreten.

689
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,354
Pozdrav, dame!

690
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,522
Hej, djede, kako si?

691
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,691
Dobro! Kako si, dušo?

692
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,193
U redu!

693
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,531
Vau.

694
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041
Izvukao je svog psa Jima!

695
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,505
Kako ste dame
radiš ovdje dolje?

696
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,300
Što ćeš učiniti,
gledati to ili gledati nas?

697
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,885
Došao sam vas gledati djevojke.

698
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,640
Vi ćete dame dobiti
sav razrađen

699
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,101
a onda se nadamo
stari Irving može uletjeti tamo.

700
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,187
kako se zoves

701
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,230
Irving.

702
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,193
Možda će neke od ovih dama
želim porciju Irvinga,

703
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,903
ako znaš što govorim.

704
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,154
Ako ste spremni za
sljedeći zabavljač,

705
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,906
onda netko kaže, "Ja sam!"

706
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,115
ja sam!

707
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409
On je tvrđi od potkove!

708
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038
Trenutno sam prilično opušten,

709
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,665
ali mogla sam
vjerojatno krenuti.

710
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,669
Ona želi vidjeti moju?

711
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,755
Odmah ću joj pokazati svoj!

712
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218
Ja ću ići. Ja ću.
Prošetat ću crvenim tepihom.

713
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,470
Da, protrest ću ga!

714
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,021
ne znam
koji se kurac događa.

715
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,876
Ne, on neće ostati.

716
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,116
Ja sam Bam Margera.

717
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,786
I dođe mi da se ritam
guzica mog tate danas cijeli dan.

718
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,955
Hajde, Bam.

719
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,166
Ne, moram ići
na posao, kretenu!

720
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,126
Prestani!

721
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,420
Hajde, moram ići
dovraga raditi na vrijeme!

722
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,672
Hoćeš li prestati?

723
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,760
Trebam li biti gola
kao lutka?

724
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,347
Sve dok hoćeš
zaveži me, ja ću to učiniti.

725
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,267
Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan!

726
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,481
Oh, sranje.

727
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,524
Oh!

728
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,574
- O moj Bože!
- O moj Bože.

729
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,785
Da, valjda ću morati
drži se k'o drkadžija.

730
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,746
o moj Bože
to je ludo!

731
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331
Oh, molim te.

732
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,792
Čudno je to
pričvrstiti lutku za veliku raketu

733
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,461
i onda vidi kako se gasi

734
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,256
a zatim reci, "U redu,
vrijeme je da nastaviš, Knox."

735
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,136
To su trenuci poput
ovi kad znaš

736
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,056
Johnny Knoxville je
jedan kvrgavi frajer.

737
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,141
Dun, da-da-da-dun,
da-da-da-dun

738
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,810
da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-dun

739
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,603
Tako mi je drago da nisam
zvijezda ovog filma.

740
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,023
Knoxville će vidjeti

741
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,900
što je mjesec
izgledat će kao.

742
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,488
On će sigurno otići
60 stopa u zraku.

743
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,864
On će biti uništen.

744
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,658
Ali ja ne želim
reci mu to.

745
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,077
Bit ćeš dobro!

746
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,537
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville,

747
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,539
a ovo je moje
"Velika crvena raketa".

748
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,544
pet,
četiri, tri, dva, jedan, kreni!

749
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,053
Koji je to kurac bio?

750
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,847
- Vau!
- O moj Bože.

751
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,056
Sranje, stari.

752
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975
Što? Što?

753
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,476
Pa, obično,
rakete otkazuju

754
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,103
unazad i naprijed,
Rečeno mi je,

755
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,480
ali bila je raketa
koji je izašao sa strane.

756
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,899
Da je bilo
kao upravo ovdje

757
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,360
to je bila slika
na starom Knoxvilleu.

758
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,990
I sada pokušavamo ponovno.
Za lansiranje rakete potrebna su dva.

759
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,117
Bojim se samo gledajući.

760
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910
- Znam, da.
- Želim Lance kacigu.

761
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,704
Imam pun adrenalin.

762
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541
Ovo nije najbolja ideja ikada.

763
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,334
Da, tako je.

764
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,880
Ja sam Johnny Knoxville
a ja idem na mjesec!

765
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,884
Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan!

766
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,218
Kasnije.

767
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,310
Da! Da!

768
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,898
ako si dobro,
podigni nam palac gore!

769
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,403
Držao ga se.

770
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,779
To je bilo nevjerojatno.

771
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,243
Totalno super!

772
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,125
U redu, imamo
mala zabava u uredu.

773
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
ali nažalost,
Ron je unutra

774
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,463
i užasno je raspoložen

775
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,340
jer njegova žena
opet ga ostavio.

776
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:50,883
Jadni Ron.

777
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,801
Morat ćemo ići
razveseliti ga.

778
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:53,886
tako je. Ubijmo ga
s ljubaznošću, momci.

779
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,346
Vrijeme je za zabavu, dečki.

780
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,347
U redu, učinimo to,
učinimo to.

781
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:56,931
U redu, učinimo to.

782
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,141
Idemo razveseliti Rona.

783
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,851
Hej, Ron, što kažeš?

784
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,561
Pojest ćemo samo mali kolač
i zabavno ovdje?

785
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,188
Hej, Ron,
Čuo sam za prekid.

786
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314
Da.

787
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,820
Jebeni Ron!

788
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,448
Hej, Ron, hajde...
jao Sranje, Ron!

789
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,116
jao

790
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,244
Jebeno ću nazvati HR.

791
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,495
jao

792
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,039
Oh, to je bila moja ruka!

793
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,339
Počinjem razmišljati
on je rasist.

794
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,135
Ron može namirisati
jeftini parfem njegove žene

795
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,263
po cijelom Jasperu,
a on je bijesan.

796
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,557
Ron, super je.

797
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,977
Oh, ne!

798
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,237
Pa to rješava
uredski misterij

799
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,030
o tome tko je ševio Ronovu ženu.

800
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,711
Ja sam Steve-O. Oh, jebote!

801
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,593
Oh, zašto imam
biti Steve-O?

802
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:23,892
Ja sam Steve-O
a ovo je "Tee Ball."

803
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,651
Sjećam se da sam vidio snimak

804
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,320
"Kutija niz stepenice"
kada

805
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,573
odmah nakon što je pucano,
u sobi za uređivanje, i

806
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,783
Uvijek sam se pitao zašto
nije bilo dopušteno biti na TV-u,

807
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,744
a onda sam saznao
da je bilo previše moguće imitirati?

808
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,703
Da.

809
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038
Duh.

810
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,706
Da, jesam
dvije diskus hernije

811
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,334
zbog
"Box Down Stairs."

812
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,044
Stavili smo jastuk unutra,
ili dva.

813
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129
Da, hvala.
Hvala za te jastuke.

814
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,300
Oh, čovječe, ubilo je!

815
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,682
Trebaš jedan
za njegovu glavu.

816
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,143
u redu,
samo spusti glavu.

817
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,738
Požurimo i učinimo ovo!

818
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239
bez brige,
snimamo to.

819
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,699
Možeš li disati?

820
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,284
nije dobro

821
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,042
U redu, idemo.
Jeste li spremni?

822
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632
Oh! Oh.

823
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,181
Podigni ga natrag.

824
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,225
Čekaj, je li ovo vrh
ili dno?

825
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,774
Oh.

826
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,485
jesi dobro

827
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,945
Ne, nisam.

828
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,614
To je stvarno boljelo.
Želim vidjeti reprodukciju.

829
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,241
U jednom trenutku,
samo je poletjelo,

830
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,742
poput tebe
zapravo poletio u zrak.

831
00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290
Na prvim Olimpijskim igrama,
nastupali su goli.

832
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,710
-O da.
-I

833
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,587
htjeli bismo učiniti, uh,

834
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,798
jedan od događaja
od prvih Olimpijskih igara,

835
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,174
skok uvis,

836
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,968
a ako biste to učinili
dolar gol.

837
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,053
U redu.

838
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,847
A znate kako to rade.

839
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,349
Nekako trče za tim
i onda se nekako okrenu?

840
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,767
da, da,
Fosburyjev neuspjeh.

841
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,269
Da, stari Fosburyjev promašaj.

842
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,104
-Da.
-Mislim da je Dick Fosbury.

843
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,814
-Da.
-Oh, je li to tko izmislio?

844
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,899
Da, a sada imamo
Big Dick Fosbury,

845
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,317
stari Chris Pontius.

846
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,405
Ja sam Chris Pontius,
a ovo je "Skok s motkom".

847
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,906
Čekaj, zajebao sam svoj ritam.

848
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,204
- Ja sam Chris Pontius,
a ovo je "Skok s motkom".

849
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,456
Ah, totalno sam zajebao.

850
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,001
Moramo dobiti čisti zvuk ovoga.
 Priđi bliže.

851
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,252
-Uđi unutra.
-Da, shvatio sam.

852
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,796
U redu,
tahićanska plesačica.

853
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,469
Detroit Muscle Rock.

854
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,397
Ja sam Chris Pontius,
a ovo je "Skok s motkom".

855
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,692
Da, Chris.

856
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,902
Vau-hu!

857
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,118
Da-- Oh!

858
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,578
Gotovo

859
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,913
Počeo si skakati
iz predaleka.

860
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,247
znam,
Skroz sam zajebao.

861
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,500
Oh!

862
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,711
Moj kut je bio potpuno pogrešan.

863
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,560
To je bilo nevjerojatno.

864
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,571
Dolazi Dunn.

865
00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,887
Nema šanse, stari!

866
00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,265
Proveli smo toliko vremena
spremajući se.

867
00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:34,309
Ima li plavog na meni?

868
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,894
Tako sam sretna.

869
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,229
Ima puno plave boje.

870
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522
Čovječe, ta stvar ide.

871
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,403
O čemu se priča, uh,
"Rentgen guzice"?

872
00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,488
Eto ti opet.

873
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,115
Svi jebeno govore
za mene ću učiniti nešto

874
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,741
Nikad jebeno nisam rekao
Htjela sam to učiniti. znate

875
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,201
nisam jebeno
posvetiti se tome.

876
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,911
Što žele da učiniš?

877
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,289
Žele da jebeno počnem
gurati mi sranje u dupe!

878
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,500
Mislio sam da je to...
To nije bila tvoja ideja?

879
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,669
Ne, to nije bila moja ideja.

880
00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,921
Mislim, uvijek sam bio
zabavljen tom idejom.

881
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,133
Nikad nisam jebeno rekao
Ja bih to učinio. znate

882
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,135
Dakle, ne radiš to.

883
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,928
Jebeno sumnjam.

884
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,597
znate

885
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,931
I ako postoji
jebeni problem s tim

886
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057
onda možda
netko drugi može započeti

887
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,559
guranje sranja u dupe.

888
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,810
znate

889
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,480
Sad se mažem

890
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,232
Ne mogu vidjeti auto, Ryane.

891
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,026
mali auto igračka

892
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,819
jer ću
stavi mi ga u dupe.

893
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,701
Samo ga gurni do vraga.

894
00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,827
Oh, jebote.

895
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,704
Oh, jebote, ne!

896
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,165
Čovječe, osjeća se
tako prokleto odvratno.

897
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,460
Stvarno. znaš što

898
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,712
Stvarno se pitam
ja upravo sada.

899
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,632
Je li skoro in?

900
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,883
Ušlo je, stari.

901
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,343
- Ušlo je?
- Da.

902
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,386
- Idemo.
- Oh, jebote!

903
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,889
Osjećam da moram
sranje moje dupe.

904
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,771
Oh, jebote.

905
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,398
Nisam previše uzbuđena
o ovoj skaski.

906
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,858
Nije mi najdraži
ikada sam,

907
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,526
jer postoji
auto igračka u mojoj guzici.

908
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695
Ali ovo je "Rentgen stražnjice."

909
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,245
Mislim da trebam rentgen.

910
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,872
- Antoine?
- Da?

911
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,208
kako si

912
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,542
Prilično dobro.

913
00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,629
- Ja sam Ryan, a ovo...
- Što mogu učiniti za vas?

914
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,215
Zabavljao sam se sinoć
s nekim momcima iz bratstva.

915
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,841
Onesvijestila sam se.

916
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,677
Mora da sam pao
i nešto slomljeno

917
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,553
jer nisam mogao
hodati pravo od.

918
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972
Sada ćemo napraviti rendgen

919
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,223
-U redu.
- biti siguran.

920
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,558
- Pogledat ćemo.
-U redu.

921
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,230
Ovo je udobno.

922
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,439
Zadrži dah. Ne mrdaj.

923
00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,913
Oh, vau!

924
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,831
Što je to? Što imaš?

925
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,748
Što je to?

926
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,419
- Što dovraga?
- Automobil?

927
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,878
Što je to?

928
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,131
Je li njegov vlastiti auto, zar ne? igračka.

929
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,091
- Auto igračka.
- Auto igračka?

930
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,300
Ovo je kotač.

931
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,386
Vidiš to?

932
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,742
Što je to?

933
00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:38,160
nemam pojma

934
00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,703
To nije dio tebe.

935
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,705
To je nešto ekstra.

936
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,999
Znao bih da sam to pojeo.

937
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,626
Ne, nećeš moći
to progutati.

938
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,587
To je auto igračka.

939
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,505
Pa, kako je
auto igračka doći tamo?

940
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,758
Možda si ga ti zalijepio
u dupe.

941
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,468
Nisam ništa zalijepio
u moje dupe.

942
00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,595
Bog. Jeste li ikada vidjeli
nešto slično?

943
00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,181
Ne, nikad nisam vidio
ono unutra.

944
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,017
vidio sam
autić posvuda,

945
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,811
ali ne,
nikad u nečiji rektum.

946
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,396
Ne možete ga izvaditi?
nemaš...

947
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,024
Ne, ja sam liječnik.

948
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,319
Ali prakticiram ovo,
Samo rentgen.

949
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,030
Misliš da možda mogu
samo znaš, izkakati?

950
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,033
Nećeš moći
pokakati ga.

951
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,826
Zapravo, boljet će vas.

952
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,912
Zapravo, ja

953
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,372
Mislim da to nije ni dobro
za tebe da ga pokakaš.

954
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,208
Što će se dogoditi
ako uzimate Ex-Lax?

955
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,250
Hoće li to pomoći?

956
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,544
Ne, ako uzme Ex-Lax,

957
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,506
dobiva jak proljev,
ali nema automobila.

958
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,840
Je li tamo gore?

959
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176
Mora puno piti.

960
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,553
mislim,
ne pokazuj to svima.

961
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351
Da.

962
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691
Cijenim to.

963
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776
hvala vam
za brigu o meni.

964
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,944
-U redu.
-Hvala još jednom.

965
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,238
Moram vidjeti!

966
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080
Još ti je u guzici?

967
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,081
Da, moramo ići u hotel

968
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,290
i izvući ovu stvar.

969
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,717
- Ooh.
- Oh!

970
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,053
hit! Dobro.

971
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,892
Bok, moje ime je
Johnny Knoxville.

972
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:30,230
Dobrodošli u "Dum Dum igru:
Part Deux,"

973
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,567
aka "Dvostruki bum."

974
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,361
U ovom natjecanju,
naša četiri natjecatelja

975
00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,405
i naša posebna gošća zvijezda,

976
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,198
Paul Walter Hauser,

977
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,285
će sjesti
u ovom vrućem sjedalu

978
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,078
i odgovarati na trivijalna pitanja.

979
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,122
Jeste li svi spremni za početak?

980
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,833
Odgajajmo Zacha.

981
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,668
U redu.

982
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,919
On je anđeo.

983
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,796
Oh, dečko,
tu je dupli bum.

984
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,215
Koji kurac?

985
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,342
Jasper, sjedni.

986
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,512
Da, Jasper, idemo!

987
00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,265
U redu, Jasper.

988
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,143
Gdje je bio tvoj otac,
Dark Shark, rođen?

989
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:09,227
Jebati.

990
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,062
Što?! Mislim, što?

991
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148
Čovječe, trudim se
da ti dam loptu za softball.

992
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,733
Samo ga ispusti!

993
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,401
Pretpostavljam kao Crenshaw,
Područje Venecije?

994
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,153
South Central.

995
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,157
Isuse Kriste, Jasper!

996
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,408
Sve je to isto!

997
00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:24,618
To je sramota. Trebala bi

998
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,244
-sramiti se.
-Stvarno, Jasper?

999
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,914
Dobro, što je Jeffovo
prezime, naš direktor?

1000
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,790
Kurvin sin.
Ne, Tremaine, Tremaine.

1001
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,083
Bože, samo se digni sa stolice!

1002
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,004
Da, Jasper!

1003
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,757
Paul, shvaćaš
već jesi

1004
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,634
probio se u šou biznis,
točno?

1005
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,763
Ne trebaš
raditi ovo.

1006
00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:47,682
Ovo je kao Zamisli želju,
kad bi to bila kazna.

1007
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,977
Vidio sam i gore guzice, Zach.
Samo kažem.

1008
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,103
-Hvala.
-U redu.

1009
00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,191
Koliko Zemlje

1010
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,152
mogao stati unutra
naše žarko sunce?

1011
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,072
Ako trebate telefonirati prijatelju,
možete pitati Larryja ovdje.

1012
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:02,989
Larry.

1013
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,285
Znate li koliko Zemlje
mogao stati unutar sunca?

1014
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,127
Oh, Larry!

1015
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963
Odjebi, Larry.
Reći ću sedam.

1016
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,589
- Oh, zajebao si to.
- Ja ću reći sedam.

1017
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,758
Jedan zarez tri milijuna.

1018
00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,680
Oh, čovječe.

1019
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:27,973
Kakice! hajde

1020
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,225
Hvala Bogu nisam zadnji.

1021
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,434
dobro

1022
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,644
Mislim da ne postoji posljednji.

1023
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:33,937
Nastavlja se
okruglo i okruglo.

1024
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,063
-Da, glupane.
-Da.

1025
00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,439
Čovječe, jesi li glup?

1026
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,901
Ehren
lice ti je ružno, pa samo...

1027
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,236
ooh!

1028
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,322
Vau, bolesna opeklina!

1029
00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032
Oh, miriše.

1030
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,911
Koliko boja
napraviti klasičnu dugu?

1031
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,083
Plava, žuta,
narančasta, zelena, ljubičasta

1032
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,043
crvena

1033
00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,671
I

1034
00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,756
Imaš ovo, Poopies.

1035
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,675
Bijela.

1036
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,679
O moj Bože. Spusti ga!

1037
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,597
O moj Bože. O moj Bože.

1038
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,685
Pusti me samo...
Čekaj, to mora
pomakni se još malo--

1039
00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,021
Oprosti, jednostavno sam morala
malo ga premjestiti.

1040
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,147
O moj Bože.

1041
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,316
U redu.

1042
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:23,278
Kakice koje boje
jesu li cipele koje nosim?

1043
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990
Ne vidim.

1044
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,784
Ne gledaj!

1045
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,619
- Koje su boje cipele koje nosim?
 -Crveno.

1046
00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,456
Wow!

1047
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,499
Ehren je ustao!

1048
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,877
-Zach, jesi li dobro?
-O, da, super sam.

1049
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,963
Ovo je sranje, stari.
Koji kurac?

1050
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,053
- Oh, moj-- Oh, Bože.
- Oh, Isuse.

1051
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,138
Molim te ne povraćaj.

1052
00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931
Prestani!

1053
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,645
U redu, Ehren.

1054
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,691
Tko je glumio i napisao

1055
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402
"Vila mjerača"?

1056
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,987
Ja sam Vila Meter.

1057
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,073
To je-- To bi bilo
Ehren McGhehey.

1058
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,240
Opasnost Ehren. Mi.

1059
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,950
Sve. Konačan odgovor.

1060
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,118
I to je ono najgore
smo ikada snimali.

1061
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,995
To nije cool, čovječe!

1062
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,338
Gore, gore, gore, gore, gore! Gore!

1063
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,060
Čekati!

1064
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441
Moramo odustati od toga
Zachu sigurno, stari.

1065
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235
Jupi, Zach!

1066
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,363
To je to za
"Dum Dum igra: Part Deux."

1067
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,367
Neki od mojih omiljenih dijelova su,

1068
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,494
kao,
one koje samo, postoje--

1069
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,413
Kao, sjedimo okolo,
nemamo što raditi.

1070
00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,206
Onda netko kaže,
"Idi po super ljepilo".

1071
00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:00,500
To je kao ono što se dogodilo
s Bradom Pittom.

1072
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,335
Bio je tamo

1073
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,337
snimiti "Noćnog majmuna",

1074
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,172
a ti kažeš: "Zašto ne
samo te otmemo?"

1075
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,465
A on je rekao: "U redu."

1076
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,259
A imali smo
prisutnost duha

1077
00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010
nazvati policijsku upravu

1078
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,013
da znaju
zanemariti pozive 9-1-1

1079
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,557
o Bradu Pittu
biti otet.

1080
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,601
“Znam da ovo samo zvuči
stvarno specifično,

1081
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,311
ali Brada Pitta
biti će otet."

1082
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,230
– Ali to je šala.

1083
00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:25,567
"Da, to je šala.
To se nikada ne bi dogodilo."

1084
00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,113
Bok, ja sam Brad Pitt
i bit ću otet.

1085
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,323
U redu, dobro.
Vidimo se vani.

1086
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,367
Zabava sa slavnim osobama.

1087
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,931
Hej, Brad Pitt!

1088
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,975
Ne seri!

1089
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:02,520
Ne seri! Ne, to je Brad Pitt!
Oh, kako ide, stari?

1090
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,981
-Sporo je.
-U redu, u redu.
Odmori se, čovječe.

1091
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,608
Da, ali mogu li
dobiti autogram?

1092
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:08,276
- Hajde, čovječe.
-Da, uhvati ga, odmah! Uhvatite ga!

1093
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,028
-Ulazi u jebeni auto!
-Što to radiš?!

1094
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,738
- Sranje.
-Čekati!

1095
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,490
Hej, hej! Pomoć!

1096
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,909
Pomoć! Pomoć! Pomoć! Pomoć!

1097
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,202
hej
što mu radiš?

1098
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,662
- Ostavi ga na miru.
- Idi, idi, idi!

1099
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,168
Kučkin sin.

1100
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,711
Oh, sranje!

1101
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,921
Pogledaj ga.

1102
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,924
Ajme, jebote!

1103
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175
Da.

1104
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635
To je kao droga, da.

1105
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,928
Upali svjetla.

1106
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137
Dobili ste registarsku tablicu?

1107
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,805
Sranje, neka netko pozove policiju.

1108
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,517
- Je li to bio Brad Pitt?
-Da.

1109
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,185
Što se upravo dogodilo?
Koji kurac?

1110
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937
Brad Pitt je otet.

1111
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,648
Da, da, to je bio Brad Pitt?

1112
00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,691
- Vidiš
- Brad Pitt, bio je ovdje?

1113
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,568
Na redu je bio Brad Pitt
a bio je pravedan

1114
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,945
oteti
i bačen u kombi.

1115
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,696
Stvarno se ne šalim.

1116
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,365
Neki frajer je bio kao
hvatajući me za dupe,

1117
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,825
pokušavajući me potrgati
iz auta.

1118
00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,953
Bio je stvarno
boriti se da ne uđe, previše.

1119
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,829
Da, totalno.

1120
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:02,914
- Ti si dobar glumac, stari.
- Oh, hvala, Chris.

1121
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,670
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville
i ja ću

1122
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,755
uskoro te udari auto.

1123
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,349
U redu, dečki, imamo
Tory Belleci iz Razotkrivača mitova.

1124
00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,310
Pa sam odlučio isprobati trik
po prvi put ikada.

1125
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646
I iskreno, lijepa sam
nervozan zbog toga, u redu?

1126
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,148
Jeste li spremni?

1127
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,209
Oh, ne.

1128
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,336
Uf.

1129
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,423
Na stolu. Mogli bismo biti
igrajući stolni tenis.

1130
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,676
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.

1131
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,720
možeš li

1132
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,805
Shvatio si ovo?

1133
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,434
Ima pet centimetara.

1134
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,606
Oh, on se kruni!

1135
01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,151
Možda si trebao
stavi lopticu za stolni tenis

1136
01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,861
u dupe
a zatim ga ispovraćao.

1137
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,951
Dobit ću ga,
Ja ću ga nabaviti.

1138
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,454
ne znam,
ovaj mit bi mogao biti razbijen.

1139
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,416
U redu, evo o čemu se radi, momci.

1140
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,503
Stavio sam lopticu za stolni tenis
u mojim ustima, zar ne?

1141
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,838
Da.

1142
01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,590
-Praveći se da gutam.
-Da.

1143
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,134
Ali već sam zaglavio
ping-pong loptica u moje dupe.

1144
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,345
Sad mislim da sam ga izgubio.

1145
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,763
Oh, Bože.

1146
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,183
Dobar mađioničar
nikada ne otkriva svoje trikove.

1147
01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,268
Da, točno.

1148
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:50,021
Zadnji nam je dan snimanja
nakon 25 godina

1149
01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,482
a nismo naučili
prokleta stvar.

1150
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,443
Gurnuti!

1151
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,487
Oh, fuj!

1152
01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:58,738
O moj Bože.

1153
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,950
To je bio prljavi trik!

1154
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,036
Uzmi ga.

1155
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,205
To nije bilo ni, nisi
čak se približiti meti.

1156
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,832
Oh, ne!

1157
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,170
Uzmi psa.
Idi, prijatelju. Idi, prijatelju.

1158
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,174
Čuo je kako lopta pada.

1159
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,634
-Vi ostanite.
-O moj Bože!

1160
01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,802
Jebeno je upalilo.

1161
01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:27,892
To je sve sir, bez fiksa.

1162
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,606
Ovo je sve brašno
za našeg prijatelja Bama.

1163
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,650
Mi ćemo ga antikvitetirati
kad dođe ovamo.

1164
01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,112
-U redu.
- Ulazim.

1165
01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,780
- On ulazi?
-Eno ga, ulazi.

1166
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,281
-Što ima?
-Što ima?

1167
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,242
Ne puno. Kako si?

1168
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,493
-Dobro.
-Daj pet!

1169
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,420
O moj Bože.

1170
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,179
To je bilo najbolje dosad.

1171
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,725
Vi ljudi,
isprašio si me jebeno.

1172
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,809
imaš--

1173
01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,478
Postao je starinski!

1174
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,359
Nisam bio spreman na to.

1175
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,278
To je bilo tako dobro. Otišao si...

1176
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,487
Oh, dobro jutro, čovječe.

1177
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,448
-Dobro jutro, Bam.
-Zdravo.

1178
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,450
-Oh, sranje.
-Prokletstvo.

1179
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,828
Znate, mi to imamo
the

1180
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,290
izgleda kao pas--
šok ovratnik za

1181
01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,666
- Taser?
-za vrat?

1182
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,376
-Ima jedan za tvoj kurac?
-Da

1183
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,045
Poopies je rekao da želi
pokušati vidjeti hoće li šokirati.

1184
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,798
Nisam rekao, ali hoću.
Nisam rekao.

1185
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,550
Oh, mislio sam da si to rekao.

1186
01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:43,968
Bio si, kao,
"Da, to bi bilo sjajno."

1187
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,428
Kad sam to rekao?

1188
01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:48,055
rekao si--
Da, rekao si, "Bolesno!"

1189
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:51,350
Može li netko otići po, uh
šok ovratnik za tvoj penis?

1190
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,727
Da, otrčat ću i uzeti ga.

1191
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,312
oprostite,
za Poopiesin penis.

1192
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:56,898
U redu, tamo je.

1193
01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:59,192
Izgleda kao njegov kurac
u kućnom pritvoru.

1194
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,321
Ne znam zašto smo se odlučili

1195
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,948
snimiti ovo
na strani litice.

1196
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,826
Bok, ja sam Poo--

1197
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,536
- Čekaj! žao mi je!
- Jebote!

1198
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,163
-Poopies, žao mi je.
-Ne, neću to učiniti!

1199
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,873
-Ne, hajde, Poopies!
- Dao sam ti priliku!

1200
01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:15,875
žao mi je! žao mi je!
Još jednom.

1201
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,627
Još jednom, neću to učiniti.

1202
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,296
Ja sam Poopies
a ovo je "Greda za ravnotežu

1203
01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,131
sa taserom na mom kurcu."

1204
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,633
On će
postići T-in-and-out.

1205
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,134
Uspjet ću
skroz poprijeko.

1206
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,053
Oh, jebote!

1207
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,679
Ti bi trebao
sletjeti na gredu.

1208
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,639
Moraš
makni ruku s grede.

1209
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,848
čekaj.

1210
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,020
Oh, jebote!

1211
01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,105
Jebeno sam gotov, gotov sam.

1212
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,983
Ne mogu ni razmišljati
bilo što drugo
ali moj kurac upravo sada.

1213
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,151
Isto tako.

1214
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,326
- Jebote!
- Nisam te čak ni šokirao.

1215
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,286
-Što se dogodilo?
- Dolazi mi um.

1216
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,872
Njegov um i duh.

1217
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,666
To bi bilo prvo.

1218
01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,459
To bi bilo prvi put
to se ikada dogodilo.

1219
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,294
- Da, kakice.
- Imaš ovo, Poops.

1220
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,214
hajde Uravnoteži, dušo.

1221
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,716
Tako si graciozna.

1222
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,106
Čovječe, ti skoro
skotrljao niz tu liticu!

1223
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:22,900
Dave te spasio.

1224
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:27,947
Iskoči van.

1225
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:45,590
Zadnji film, Opasnost Ehren
bio je najbolji igrač svih vremena.

1226
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:50,928
Film prije toga, 3D,
Ryan Dunn bio je MVP.

1227
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,180
Osjećam se kao da sam imao
nekoliko jakih trenutaka

1228
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,474
u svim našim ratama,

1229
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,602
ali ne mislim
ikada bih mogao tvrditi

1230
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,063
da sam stvarno, kao,
MVP jednog.

1231
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,815
A kad sam to naučio

1232
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,525
tamo će biti
još jedna prilika,

1233
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:09,822
Očajnički sam to želio
iskorači i samo učini stvar.

1234
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,325
Da, pojavio sam se na poslu
za ovaj, čovječe.

1235
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,077
I bar je bio
prilično visoko.

1236
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,289
Ali, uh, reći ću ti ovo,
moja guzica stvarno boli.

1237
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,170
Kad dođeš u naše godine,
moraš na kolonoskopiju,

1238
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,255
i to počinje
s pijenjem ove stvari

1239
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,341
to potpuno
ispire te.

1240
01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:34,972
Ako nemaš 50 i nemoj
znaš, to je super laksativ.

1241
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,354
Za samo nekoliko minuta, mi smo
nasilno ću kakati,

1242
01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,939
dok se testiramo

1243
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:47,443
igrom spretnosti,
fleksibilnost i slično.

1244
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,237
Igra "Ljudski perec".

1245
01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,365
Ali hvala Bogu da imamo
ova sjajna moda,

1246
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,992
da ti dam
pogled iznutra na akciju.

1247
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,661
Ljudi nemaju
puno vjere u tebe

1248
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,913
da ne povraćaš
u ovom dijelu, Lance.

1249
01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,290
Ne? Neće se dogoditi?
U redu.

1250
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,084
Hoćemo li igrati?

1251
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,710
Steve-O će ići prvi, u redu?

1252
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,421
Desna ruka, narančasta.

1253
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506
Upravo tamo.

1254
01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,511
Upravo sam unutra
linija vatre upravo ovdje.

1255
01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:15,221
Chris, lijevo stopalo, ljubičasto.

1256
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,555
Oprosti, Prestone.

1257
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,224
Da.

1258
01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,269
Oh, vau, to je vrlo hrabro.

1259
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,980
Oh, mislim
vrtjela ju je

1260
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440
i rekao,
"Chris, ovaj, desno stopalo, ružičasto."

1261
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,150
- Jebeni...
- Da, da.

1262
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,276
Oh, pogledaj ravno u
oko oluje.

1263
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239
U redu, lijeva noga, ljubičasta.

1264
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,450
To će biti lijeva noga
smeđa, vrlo brzo.

1265
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,702
Što nije u redu, Lance?

1266
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,662
Lance se razbolijeva.

1267
01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,664
Steve-O, lijevo stopalo, ružičasto.
- Oh, čovječe.

1268
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,251
Dave!

1269
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,210
Vi momci
ide odlično.

1270
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,546
Imamo curu!

1271
01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,214
-Oh-oh.
-Steve-O's--

1272
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,091
O Bože!

1273
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,969
O moj Bože.

1274
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,263
Dave,
pogledaj desno.

1275
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,184
Pogledaj ga.

1276
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,103
Fuj, odvratno!

1277
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,234
Desna ruka, zelena.

1278
01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,862
dovraga,
rekla je desna ruka, zelena!

1279
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,116
Zajebi ovo!

1280
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,454
O moj Bože!

1281
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,789
Kako si, Lance?
Još se držiš unutra?

1282
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,044
- Nisam nikad
tako je smrdio kakicu.
-Ne.

1283
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,212
O moj Bože!

1284
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,216
Oh, moj-- On je još uvijek shi

1285
01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:36,969
O moj Bože.

1286
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,637
Kako nisi povratio?

1287
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,140
Steve-O je pobjednik

1288
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,602
- Da, Steve-O!
- Ljudskog pereca!

1289
01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,188
- On dolazi upravo sada. U redu.
-O, Bože. Gubi se odavde.

1290
01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,237
Idi desno gore
i tuš, Steve-O, tuš.

1291
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,530
Dobar posao, buba!

1292
01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289
Ne govori ništa.

1293
01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:08,584
Hej, što ti mogu donijeti
piti?

1294
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,086
Dva Budweisera.

1295
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,879
Hvala draga.

1296
01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963
živjeli.

1297
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,048
-Živjeli.
-Boop!

1298
01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,843
Dakle, što se događa?

1299
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:18,928
ne znam,
ići dolje

1300
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,845
na plažu ili tako nešto.

1301
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,305
Terra!

1302
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,223
U redu.

1303
01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:23,849
Koji kurac radiš?

1304
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:25,893
Tko si ti dovraga?

1305
01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,853
-Ššš
-Tko si ti

1306
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,480
-Smiri se.
-Ja sam njen jebeni dečko,
seronjo!

1307
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,981
To je cool, druže.
Ja sam njezin muški prijatelj.

1308
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401
Čovječe, nemoj me gurati.
Nemoj me gurati.

1309
01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,320
- Čak te i ne diram.
- Vau, Poppy, smiri se.

1310
01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,823
Znaš, jebite se oboje!
Jebite se oboje.

1311
01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:43,244
Dakle, on i ja smo nekako
uzevši pauzu i

1312
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,998
Hej, on je ovdje.

1313
01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,668
-Što ima?
-Jebi se!

1314
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,419
-Jebi se.
-Da, rekla sam ti
da odjebeš.

1315
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,754
Nemoj ga gurati, čovječe!

1316
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,089
Stop! Stop!

1317
01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,091
Drži ga, tata! Drži ga, tata!

1318
01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,344
Spusti mu guzicu dolje, čovječe!

1319
01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,471
Hajde, dečki,
raskinuti ga.

1320
01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,932
Policija!
Lezi na jebenu zemlju!

1321
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,308
Lezite na zemlju!

1322
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,727
Zamrznuti!
Svi uza zid!

1323
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,563
- Ovo je tvoja jebena borba.
-Uza zid!

1324
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,772
- Odjebi od mene!
-Uza zid!

1325
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,607
-Prokletstvo!
-Šta to radiš?

1326
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,360
Podigni ga! Podigni ga!

1327
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,696
Stoj, majku ti, uzmi
ruke iza leđa!

1328
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,032
- Što se događa?
- Idemo, dušo.

1329
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,367
Skini se s mene, jebote!

1330
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451
Šifra 54! Bolničar!

1331
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:25,369
Pusti me!

1332
01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:26,704
Bolničar!

1333
01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,247
Odjebi od mene!

1334
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,915
- Začepi.
- Skinite ih s mene!

1335
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,542
Odjebi od mene!

1336
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,877
šuti!

1337
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,670
-Začepi!
-Oh, pogledaj njih dvoje.

1338
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,505
Rick?

1339
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,090
- Vau!
-Oh, sranje.

1340
01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:42,595
Što? Može li hodati?

1341
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,513
U redu.

1342
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,226
Što je to bilo?

1343
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,936
Koji vrag
je li sve to bilo u vezi?

1344
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,104
Što se dogodilo?

1345
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,230
Ne znam što se dogodilo.

1346
01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,079
Zdravo. jesam
Johnny Veličanstveni.

1347
01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,165
Danas ću vas oduševiti

1348
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:14,460
s mojim vrhunskim vještinama
od prestigitacije.

1349
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,797
Oh, jebote! O Bože!

1350
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,593
Što-- Oh, sranje.

1351
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,014
Oh, sranje.

1352
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,732
O moj Bože.

1353
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,525
Jesi li dobro, Johnny?

1354
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652
Sranje.

1355
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,077
Abrakadabra.

1356
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,372
Ostavio si šešir
vani.

1357
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,957
Jesmo li shvatili?

1358
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,124
Uzmi dva?

1359
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,002
Mrzim uzeti dva s bikovima.

1360
01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:01,048
- Oh, čovječe.
- -Vidjeli smo Knoxa kako pleše okolo s bikom.

1361
01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,884
Ali znamo pogodak
da je bik dao Knoxu

1362
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,469
nije bio onaj kojeg je Knox želio.

1363
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,264
Bilo je blizu,
ali to nije bio onaj.

1364
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,850
što ti misliš
Možda dva puta?

1365
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,937
Zajebi to.

1366
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,861
Ovaj je dvostruko veći!

1367
01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:27,241
O, moj Bože, stari.

1368
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,036
Oh, sranje. Oh, sranje!

1369
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,330
ne želim se jebati
pazi ovo, čovječe.

1370
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,457
U redu, jesmo li dobro?

1371
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,420
Zdravo.
Ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni.

1372
01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171
Danas ću vas oduševiti

1373
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,675
s mojim vrhunskim vještinama
od prestigitacije.

1374
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,635
Oh, sranje!

1375
01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,227
Oh, ne. Oh, sranje.

1376
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,607
Isuse, Marijo.

1377
01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:06,613
Taj radi. To funkcionira.

1378
01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,574
- Prokletstvo.
- Johnny, jesi li dobro?

1379
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,075
P.J., pričaj sa mnom. jesi dobro

1380
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,285
Jesi li dobro?

1381
01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,287
Imao je to.

1382
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,747
Jesi li dobro?
Johnny?

1383
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,458
On se vraća.
Dolazi k sebi.

1384
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,126
Vraća se, da.

1385
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,794
Jesi li dobro?

1386
01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,005
Bila je to žestoka tučnjava.
Jednostrano da budemo sigurni.

1387
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,924
Jebeno kvrgavo, stari.

1388
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,801
- Da.
- Jesmo li shvatili, Jeff?

1389
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,636
Dobili smo točno
što si htio.

1390
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,804
- Da, Knox!
- Da, Knox!

1391
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,681
Oh, jebote.

1392
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,391
Pa što se dogodilo
nakon što me pogodilo?

1393
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,185
Čovječe, kvrgavo je.

1394
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,895
Ovo si ti, ovo je bik.

1395
01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:42,608
Čak i nije
petljaj se, stari.

1396
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,818
Okrenuo se
i samo ga nabio.

1397
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111
Čovječe, to je bilo suludo.

1398
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197
Da, Knox.

1399
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,615
To je vjerojatno
najveći udarac koji si ikada napravio.

1400
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743
I zato
on je kapetan.

1401
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,120
Taj bik
nije volio jebenu magiju.

1402
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,957
Da, Knox, volimo te!

1403
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,334
volim te!

1404
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,252
Kapetan!

1405
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380
Potresi mozga nisu veliki.

1406
01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:08,217
Ali sve dok ih imate
prije nego što napuniš 50, to je cool.

1407
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,553
A Knoxville ima 49 godina.
Dakle, dobro smo.

1408
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,725
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville,

1409
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,728
a ovo je
"Soba za bijeg iz pakla".

1410
01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,817
postoje
tri različite sobe.

1411
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:29,321
Morate riješiti zagonetke u
svake sobe da biste došli do sljedeće.

1412
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,407
Božji blagoslov.

1413
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,033
Hvala, stari.

1414
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412
U redu, Wee Man

1415
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,455
Da dođem do sljedeće sobe,

1416
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,040
morat ćete dosegnuti
kroz taj zid

1417
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,501
pronaći
poseban Jackass novčić.

1418
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,461
-Ne znam...
- Drži me za ruku i idi.

1419
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,963
Ići! Stavi ga unutra!

1420
01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,631
- Ne želim te držati za ruku.
-Ići!

1421
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,886
Koji kurac! U redu.

1422
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,346
Koji je to kurac?

1423
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,931
Što do--?

1424
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,433
U čemu je stvar?
Kakav je osjećaj?

1425
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,976
- Ne znam!
- Ovo je sranje.

1426
01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:00,477
- Ne mogu reći.
- Dođavola.

1427
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,812
Stavila sam ruku u to
i osjećam se sranje.

1428
01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:02,729
Vidio sam te
stavi ruku u to.

1429
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,319
-Dave! Dave!
- Hajde, Dave.

1430
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,779
- Hajde, Dave.
-O, moj Bože, stari.

1431
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,489
Uđi unutra, Dave.

1432
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,116
- kašičica. kašičica.
- Posegni dolje.

1433
01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,576
Sve-- Stavite ruku
skroz unutra i siđi dolje.

1434
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,161
Uđite i dolje. Unutra i dolje.

1435
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,745
Koji kurac?

1436
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,913
O Bože!

1437
01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206
Izvolite. kužiš

1438
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,749
To je, to je guzica!

1439
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,294
O moj Bože!

1440
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,129
Prst mi je ušao unutra.

1441
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,841
o Bože
stvarno je dobro.

1442
01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:33,093
- Uzmi taj novčić.
- U redu.

1443
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,179
Morate posegnuti unutra
duboko i zahvatiti.

1444
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,389
Čovječe, idi duboko.

1445
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,974
Je li u tvojoj guzici?

1446
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,227
Oh, dobili su novčić!

1447
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,897
- O moj Bože.
- Dobili su više od novčića.

1448
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,774
- Koji kurac?
- Čovječe, moj prst...

1449
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,776
Gurnuo sam prst unatrag.

1450
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,612
Osjećam miris govana
na tvojoj ruci.

1451
01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:54,406
Izgleda kao vi
riješio zagonetku.

1452
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,742
Mislim da se selimo
u susjednu sobu.

1453
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,039
U redu, Dave,
ova sljedeća zagonetka je za vas.

1454
01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,499
I što će biti sa mnom?

1455
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,667
Pa, ako riješite
zagonetka, ništa.

1456
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,004
Morate točno pogoditi
četiri zvuka životinja

1457
01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,299
zaustaviti ovo. Da spasim Davea.

1458
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,467
Jesmo li spremni?

1459
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,345
Čekaj, ideš u petu?

1460
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:17,346
Da, peta.

1461
01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,639
-U redu!
-Oh, sranje.

1462
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,058
Ne, stari. O moj Bože.

1463
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:23,393
Kakav zvuk ispušta pas?

1464
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,563
U redu, dobar posao.

1465
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,816
Kakav zvuk ispušta mačka?

1466
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,529
Vau,
stvarno im dobro ide.

1467
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,281
Kakav zvuk
radi li mrvnjak?

1468
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,409
br.

1469
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,911
Ne, ne proizvode zvuk!
Ne zvuče.

1470
01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,496
U redu, u redu, u redu.

1471
01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,831
- U pravu sam!
- Lijepo!

1472
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,083
Da, dušo!

1473
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,417
Trebaš samo još jedan.

1474
01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,961
Čovječe, zajebavaš me? br.

1475
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,128
Kakav zvuk
čini li kazuar?

1476
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,255
- Ne!
- Kazuar?

1477
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:53,840
To je netočno!

1478
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,051
Oh, sranje.

1479
01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,052
- To je netočno!
- Samo počni govoriti sranje!

1480
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,640
O moj Bože!

1481
01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:07,604
Prokletstvo, brate!

1482
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,398
Stari, koji kurac?

1483
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:17,573
To je točno! To jest
zvuk koji proizvodi kazuar.

1484
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,701
I mislim
možemo ići u posljednju sobu.

1485
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,619
Gotovo je, stari.
Dave, gotovo je.

1486
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038
stari,
moj kreten samo odlazi

1487
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,668
U ovom dijelu, Ehren će sjediti

1488
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,587
u ovoj udobnoj električnoj stolici
koju smo izgradili za njega.

1489
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,215
- Čekaj, što?
 -Imaš sve ove premosne kablove.

1490
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,342
Moraš dobiti
desni premosni kabeli

1491
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,553
na pravim stvarima.

1492
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,473
Onda dođeš ovamo
a ti odbij ovo.

1493
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,058
Kako znamo
ako imamo one prave?

1494
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,852
Jer ako ti
nemam one prave,

1495
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,520
Ehren će se šokirati.

1496
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,355
Jeste li ikada učinili
soba za bijeg?

1497
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,774
Jebi ne i jebi to sranje.
Ti to radiš?

1498
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,401
- Učinio sam to.
- Napravili ste sobu za bijeg?

1499
01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,278
Da.

1500
01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:57,654
-Ne vjerujem ti.
- To je vježba izgradnje tima.

1501
01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:03,035
U redu, Ehren,
sjedni u svoje ljubavno sjedalo.

1502
01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:04,995
Ona je najgora
pri tome.

1503
01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:10,083
Zatvorimo vrata
i molim te počni igru.

1504
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,669
Samo mu daj
sad mali šok.

1505
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,671
jao Jebati!

1506
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,590
Hej, hej. Hej, ljudi,
Žao mi je, to je bila pogreška.

1507
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,467
- Jebote!
- To je bila greška.

1508
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:21,345
- Jebeš to!
- Jebote, stari.

1509
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,474
- Jebeš ovo.
- Možete početi sada.

1510
01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,892
Jebote, što mi to radimo?

1511
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,185
- Evo sedam.
- Ovaj je četiri.

1512
01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:29,686
-Četiri?
-Da, gdje je sedam?

1513
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,146
Ne znam gdje je četiri.

1514
01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:32,689
Jebeno shvati,
vi momci!

1515
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,650
-Gdje dvoje?
- Dva su upravo ovdje. Onaj crveni.

1516
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,193
Približavate se.

1517
01:17:36,276 --> 01:17:38,028
- Gdje je četiri?
- Oh, ne, čekaj!

1518
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,738
Shvati to
zadnji upravo tamo.

1519
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,073
Jesu li svi na mjestu?
- Prokletstvo.

1520
01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,741
-Dobro, sta, sta, sta
-Smiri se.

1521
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,785
-Mislim da su to boje.
-Ne! To su brojevi.

1522
01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:46,119
- Pogriješio je.
- Ne, to je jebeno
ne brojevi, ljudi!

1523
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,746
Pogriješio je
i stavio ga je gore.

1524
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:49,665
-U redu, učini to!
- Šokirat će se!

1525
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,249
Ne, nije. Ne, nije.

1526
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,128
znao sam! znao sam!

1527
01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,380
U redu! U redu!

1528
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,714
- Bilo je ispravno!
- Isključio sam ga!

1529
01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,424
-Ugasi to!
- Isključio sam ga!

1530
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,301
Isključi ga. Isključi ga.

1531
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,304
U redu!

1532
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,891
Ubili ste ga, čovječe.

1533
01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:09,726
- Ubili ste ga, brate!
-Jebote, stari,

1534
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:10,811
- on je kao jebeno mrtav, stari.
- U redu, Dave.

1535
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,479
Uzmi stvar. Izvucite ga van.

1536
01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:13,605
- Izvucite ga van. Izvucite ga van.
- On je vani.

1537
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,191
Što se dogodilo?

1538
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,984
- Hej, sjedi mirno...
- Gubi se odavde! Koji kurac?

1539
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,444
To je tvoj šešir.
skidam ti kapu.

1540
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,196
hej
ona te pokušava pustiti van!

1541
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,240
Zatrubite.
Tko ima rog?

1542
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,873
To je dobro.
To je dobro.

1543
01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,417
Jebeš ovo jebeno sranje!

1544
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,211
Jebati!

1545
01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,338
- Jebote!
- Prokletstvo, to je bilo ludo.

1546
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,923
Jebeš ovo jebeno--

1547
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,887
vani sam! Odjebi!

1548
01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,014
O moj Bože.

1549
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,353
Pa mislim da je to to
za Escape Room from Hell.

1550
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,940
- Čekaj-- Gotovi smo?
- Da.

1551
01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,275
-O moj Bože.
-Uspjeli smo.

1552
01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,026
Izašao si
sobe za bijeg!

1553
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,070
Hoćemo li dobiti terapeuta
nakon ovog sranja, čovječe?

1554
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,114
- Hoćemo li dobiti terapeuta?
- Dobar posao, Dark Shark.

1555
01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,241
dovraga,
svi ste me zajebali, čovječe!

1556
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,285
I stavio si ruku
u Zachovoj guzici.

1557
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,455
Puno, duboko u njegovu guzicu, stari!

1558
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,082
Jebite se ljudi!

1559
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,709
Zaboravili ste cipele!

1560
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,295
Jebeš ovo jebeno mjesto!

1561
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,759
Bilo je naslova
na internetu

1562
01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,761
da ste rekli
ovaj Jackass film

1563
01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,388
bit će posljednji ikada.

1564
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:32,225
Nakon što ste to rekli o
svaki pojedini Jackass film,

1565
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,603
misliš li da je bilo čiji
hoćeš li to shvatiti ozbiljno?

1566
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,605
Koliko god jebeno mrzim
da to kažem

1567
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,611
Ne govori to!

1568
01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,488
Postajem emocionalna.

1569
01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,405
nemoj

1570
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,073
To je to.

1571
01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,116
To je to.

1572
01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,119
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville!
I ovo je kraj!

1573
01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,287
Da!

1574
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,999
Da! Da!

1575
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,751
O moj Bože

1576
01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:05,503
Koji kurac?

1577
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684
- Bože, kako je dobar osjećaj!
-Da.

1578
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,519
Napokon mogu
obući moju odjeću.

1579
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,481
Treba mi novac
zaustaviti se u bolnici.

1580
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,528
U redu, hajde!

1581
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,572
Da. Grupna fotografija.

1582
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,824
-Da, Poopies. antidop.
- Ovdje, brate.

1583
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,623
Mislim da Poopies plače.

1584
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,835
- Što nije u redu?
 - Ovo bi mogao biti zadnji dio koji smo ikada snimili.

1585
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,337
Ne, ti nisi ovakav.

1586
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,214
Ne, mislim
zapravo je uzrujan.

1587
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,842
Dakle, kako je to?
gledajući sve ove stare snimke?

1588
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,469
Svi izgledaju kao bebe.

1589
01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,888
zapravo,
Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn.

1590
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,973
Da, da, da, da, da.

1591
01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,516
Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn.

1592
01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,815
Što radimo ovdje?

1593
01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,233
Steve-O kasni na svoj avion,
pa ću ga probuditi.

1594
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,985
-U redu.
-Pobrini se da uspije.

1595
01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,663
Steve-O!

1596
01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,123
- Šiljak.
- Volim te, prijatelju.

1597
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,708
Spike Jonze!

1598
01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,298
Jeff Tremaine tamo!

1599
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,800
Zahod!

1600
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,301
Hej, hoćeš li ga uhvatiti
natrag u svoju sobu?

1601
01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,511
- Tako dobro.
- Tko je ovo?

1602
01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,057
Nisam ga čuo
tamo, pa--

1603
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,684
- Za tebe je.
- Halo?

1604
01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,060
Loomis,
ti si gore ovuda, zar ne?

1605
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,228
- Da.
- Ima problema?

1606
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785
- Bio si sjajan danas, Jeff.
-Stop. Bog.

1607
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,539
Oh, Johnny Knoxville!

1608
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,500
-Ovo je kraj!
-Ovo je kraj!

1609
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,835
I dva.

1610
01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,886
Ohhh, sranje!

1611
01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,096
Pogledaj to
jebena vatrena kugla!

1612
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,144
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville!

1613
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,312
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville!

1614
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,147
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville.

1615
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,649
Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville.
Dobrodošli u Jackass.

1616
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,460
Sranje!

1617
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,020
Oh, ne!

1618
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:12,982
To je sjeme, u redu.

1619
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534
- Jesi li prdnuo na mene?
-Da.

1620
01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,160
O moj Bože, ne!

1621
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,997
jao

1622
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,833
jao

1623
01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:39,676
Fuj.

1624
01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:55,608
Mrzim tu činjenicu
da sam morao jebeno

1625
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,570
družiti se s aligatorima
i jebene kobre.

1626
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,365
Imam kite brendirane
na mom dupetu.

1627
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,161
Sve je jebeno sranje.

1628
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,462
Kao da su svi pravedni
druži se sa mnom danas.

1629
01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,633
I moja Misfits čarapa.

1630
01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,023
To je dobro prošlo.

1631
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,827
To je nešto.

1632
01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:08,306
Oprosti, brate. Što se dogodilo?

1633
01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:14,520
brzo.
I onda samo, kao

1634
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,939
-Da.
-samo je puklo.

1635
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,125
Oh, ne!

1636
01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,075
Je li Butterbean dobro?

1637
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,085
-Jao!
-Jesi li dobro?

1638
01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,753
Oh, da, osjećam se odlično.

1639
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,005
Dobar posao, čovječe.

1640
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,593
U redu, šefe,
volimo te!

1641
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,679
volim te

1642
01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,097
Kapetan!

1643
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,100
Vau!

1644
01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,283
jao

1645
01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,662
O moj Bože.

1646
01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,916
Pogledaj kako je nervozan.

1647
01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:03,504
Ovo je sranje. Oh, čovječe.

1648
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,193
Vrti te okolo.

1649
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,502
jao

1650
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,841
jao

1651
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,334
-Trebam pomoć.
-Da.

1652
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,674
Ali, čovječe, to je skoro
ispalo je jako loše.

1653
01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,008
Da, bio sam uplašen, čovječe.

1654
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,178
Sranje.
Najstrašnija stvar ikada, čovječe.

1655
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,598
Da, bilo je točno tako
ono što smo ipak htjeli.

1656
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,642
Oh, Bože. to je...

1657
01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:41,727
Nije moglo završiti
ništa bolje.

1658
01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,938
To je-- ne znam da li
to je upravo ono što sam želio.

1659
01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:45,314
To je upravo ono što sam želio.

1660
01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:46,482
Da.

1661
01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,946
Podsjetnik.
Štosovi u ovom filmu bili su
izvode profesionalci,

1662
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,573
pa zbog vaše sigurnosti

1663
01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,324
i zaštitu
onih oko tebe,

1664
01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,076
ne pokušavajte ništa od
vratolomije koje ste upravo vidjeli.


