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[OFFICE WORKERS CHATTERING]
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How was your journey?
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It was terrible.
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I got the bus because I'm poor.
And it smelt like warm, raw chicken.
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And I'm really nervous,
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so I thought I was gonna shit myself
the whole way in, but I didn't.
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And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's
because I think my tampon's come out.
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I didn't have time to go to the
bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in.
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Because I spent so long last
night trying to make myself come,
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but I couldn't 'cause
of my antidepressants.
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I don't know why I just told you that.
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It's my thing.
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Don't worry.
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If you're the right candidate, the
truth can only work in your favour.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, I hate that.
Yeah, that's awful for me.
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So it's a cliché, I know, but
why do you want to work here?
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I don't, but I need money to live.
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You've got a two-one
in English literature.
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No, I dropped out. But I'm... I
was too embarrassed to tell anyone.
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So I pretended to go
every day for a year.
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But, really, I just wandered
around the big Primark in town.
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What would you say your
greatest weakness is?
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Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish,
kinda lazy. I lack ambition.
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I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
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I only wash my hands if there's
someone else in the bathroom.
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Don't think I'm capable of love. I
am worried I'm a little bit racist.
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I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but
do you have any questions for me?
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Do you have a gross
eye hole under there?
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I'm so sorry.
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I see you haven't got
your power down on here.
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That's because I don't have one yet.
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We interview a lot of candidates.
What makes you special?
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I don't know.
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[PEDESTRIAN] Yeah. How's Rachel?
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[PERSON ON PHONE]
I'm fetching her right now.
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- Oh, yeah?
- How are you?
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Yeah, good. I'm great.
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[BOTH PANTING]
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Nice one, mate.
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[SNIFFS]
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It's my sister's 18th on
Saturday if you wanna come.
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It's probably gonna be shit-ish,
but, you know, free cake.
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And my mum always buys
too much wine. [CHUCKLES]
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You've got a sister?
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Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned
her, I think. A few times.
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That's mad.
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[JEN] If you're busy, it's
totally fine. No worries at all.
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Option's there. You're
more than welcome.
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It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.
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["BIKINI" PLAYING]
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♪ We're gonna give you everything ♪
♪ You've ever wanted ♪
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♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪
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♪ Pour three shots in a glass ♪
♪ Call it a martini ♪
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♪ All you've got to do is ♪
♪ Put on this little bikini ♪
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Every time.
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♪ And dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪
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♪ Dance ♪
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♪ Put on this bikini and ♪
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d... ♪
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[SONG ENDS]
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Twenty-five years I
wasted with that man.
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She's been with him 25 minutes.
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And they were the best 25 minutes
of his life, you dumb bitch.
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Look, we can settle this today.
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If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,
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then I'm certain he'll
side with our client.
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Ms Jackson.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hi. Hello.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Yes. Sorry.
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[INHALES]
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[MR GREENHAM GROANS]
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[MR GREENHAM] Oh, fuck off.
Can I not get a moment of peace?
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- Mr Greenham...
- I remember you from the divorce.
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Grown a moustache, have you?
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Didn't think you could
look more like a nonce.
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I made it very clear in my will.
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Tanya gets everything.
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The Knightsbridge
scarecrow gets nothing.
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And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.
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[EXHALES]
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["HISTORY ERASER" PLAYING]
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[MS JACKSON] Once again,
my deepest condolences.
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♪ I got drunk and fell
asleep atop the sheets ♪
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♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪
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- [JEN] Who are you?
- [CAT MEOWS]
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♪ And in my dreams ♪
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♪ I wrote the best song ♪
♪ That I've ever written ♪
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♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
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♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake ♪
♪ I was cycling on a plane ♪
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- Free cat?
- [CAT MEOWS]
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♪ And far away ♪
♪ I heard you say you liked me ♪
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♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪
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♪ The letters on the page ♪
♪ To spell your name ♪
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["REMOVE YOUR MASK" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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[CAT MEOWS]
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♪ Yours is a history ♪
♪ That's written in stone ♪
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♪ There was a lady ♪
♪ Who had built her own throne ♪
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Oh, my God.
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- Get out.
- Does that say "Super Cock"?
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No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.
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The "L" just fell down.
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I can see every square
inch of your genitals.
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It's like when they vacuum
pack meat at the supermarket.
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It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.
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No way. Let me get my phone.
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No!
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[AUDIO DISTORTS, SLOWS]
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[AUDIO REWINDING]
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- [NORMAL AUDIO RESUMES]
- [SONG RESTARTS]
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[CAT MEOWS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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Come on.
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♪ Yours is a history ♪
♪ That's written in stone ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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♪ There was a lady ♪
♪ Who had built her own throne ♪
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Don't come in. I'm... masturbating.
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Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.
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Okay. I'm just finishing.
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♪ To live in the moment ♪
♪ And remove your mask ♪
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[MOANS]
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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♪ I see you gathering up... ♪
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Yeah. Go on.
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- [SONG ENDS]
- [CAT PURRING]
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He's obviously been
mistreated. He's skin and bone.
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He's a dump truck.
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The landlord won't let you
keep it in the flat anyway.
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- 'Cause all landlords are evil.
- All landlords are evil.
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- Yes.
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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- Hello.
- How was work?
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[BREATHES SHAKILY]
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Everyone always gets angry
with me when it goes badly.
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I'm just the messenger.
It's not me saying it.
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Yeah, you're just a vessel.
Like a sexy little carafe.
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Aw. [SNIFFLES]
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- Thank you, babe. [SNIFFLES]
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Well, why don't you just quit?
- Yeah, quit.
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I can't just quit.
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Right. You have dependants.
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- I'm looking for a job.
- [CARRIE] Yeah.
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He spends all day in his room
applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?
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Yes.
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[CARRIE] It pays well.
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And they don't just use me for my power.
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They also ask me to
make teas and coffees.
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Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.
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Look, it could always be worse.
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Don't put yourself down like that, Jen.
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Or do you mean in general? Oh,
you meant in general, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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You are such a brave little soldier.
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Carrie, I haven't got a power
yet. I'm not, like, terminal.
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Hey. Maybe the real power
is just being yourself.
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That is the dumbest fucking
thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Absolutely not true. No.
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I know what will cheer you up.
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I'm not sad.
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[INHALES]
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[GROANS]
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- [GRUNTS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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[ADOLF HITLER SPEAKING GERMAN]
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[IN ENGLISH] Oh, God. Not you again.
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Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick.
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Everyone's cool with
interracial marriage now.
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Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend,
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and we fuck at least twice a month.
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Ooh! Who am I?
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[IMITATING HITLER] Let's
invade Russia in the winter
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because I'm a big dumb bitch.
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Okay. [LAUGHS]
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Very funny.
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Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
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- Yeah.
- La, la, la, la!
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I'm not listening.
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- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
- This is really childish.
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[SPEAKING GERMAN]
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[EXHALES]
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[IN ENGLISH] Right. Well, I'm off
to go get railed by a stranger.
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["ALL THE WAY LIVE" PLAYING]
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♪ My name is Maura ♪
♪ They call me Gale ♪
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♪ I'm rapping so hot ♪
♪ I have a story to tell ♪
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♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪
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♪ And I'm rapping to you ♪
♪ On the microphone ♪
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♪ I can party hardy
till the early light ♪
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♪ And I can keep it going till the '79 ♪
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♪ Let your fingers pop ♪
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♪ Check out a sock hop ♪
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♪ Stick your finger in a socket ♪
♪ And get a big shock ♪
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♪ Strive, strive all the way... ♪
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- [SONG ENDS]
- Oh, um...
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Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
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- Oh.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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Nice to meet you.
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Big Michael Jackson fan?
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No, he's an alleged sex offender.
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Right. Good we've
established that early.
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[PATRONS CHATTERING]
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Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [CHUCKLES]
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I want to be completely honest with you.
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I have the power to make
people orgasm with my touch.
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Whoa. [CLEARS THROAT]
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- That's, um... That's really cool.
- It's not cool. It's not.
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It's a common
misconception that literally
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everyone I've ever met seems to hold.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, what's your power?
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Uh, I'm still waiting.
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Your profile said you were 25.
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- I am. Just a late bloomer.
- I've never met anyone who waited so long.
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So how did you find out
the whole come thing then?
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I bet it's a funny story. [CHUCKLES]
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It's not a funny story, no.
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I promise not to laugh. [CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS] It was my
father's 60th birthday.
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We'd been estranged for some
years, so it was a reunion of sorts.
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We were kicking a football around,
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which had always been
a boyhood dream of mine.
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I saved an errant kick, which would've
shattered a conservatory window.
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For the first time in
my life, I felt like
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my father respected me as a man.
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Then he asked if he could shake my hand.
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Oh, I see.
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I was so proud.
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My entire extended family were
there to witness the moment.
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They were all watching as the,
uh, moment of contact arrived.
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Oh, no.
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He was wearing light-grey khakis
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so it was very obvious
what was occurring.
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Of course, I was very confused.
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He was doubled over. I thought
he was having a heart attack.
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So I opened his shirt to begin
performing chest compressions.
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- And every time you...
- Yes.
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Yeah, no, you're right.
That is not funny.
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- Khakis were ruined.
- [SNICKERS]
242
00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:18,233
[CARRIE] Kash, you
cannot seriously believe
243
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,329
A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
244
00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:23,541
[KASH] It does. 500 A.D.
500 years after dinosaurs.
245
00:12:23,624 --> 00:12:24,792
What else would it be?
246
00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,419
[CARRIE] These shoes
are so uncomfortable.
247
00:12:27,503 --> 00:12:28,754
[KASH] Then why'd you wear them?
248
00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:31,632
When you said you booked dinner,
I thought it might be a fancy date.
249
00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:34,051
I didn't even know you could
book a table at Bucket O' Pizza.
250
00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:35,761
And normally you can't... [SNIFFS]
251
00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:37,888
... but I've got a special
relationship with the manager.
252
00:12:37,972 --> 00:12:39,223
[CARRIE CHUCKLES, WINCES]
253
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,603
- What are you doing?
- Take these.
254
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,730
- Oh, you... You don't have to.
- Take the shoes.
255
00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:53,362
Thank you.
256
00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:58,325
- [GRUNTS] Hey!
- [MUGGER] Give me your purse.
257
00:12:58,409 --> 00:12:59,994
- And empty your pockets.
- Um.
258
00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:02,162
Uh, here. [STAMMERING]
Uh, take my phone.
259
00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,915
[MUGGER SCOFFS] That
piece of shit. Nah, mate.
260
00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:07,126
- The purse. Give it!
- No, I've got money.
261
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,586
- Um.
- [MUGGER] Come on. Quickly.
262
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:11,881
- Just in my...
- [MUGGER] Now! I'm not fucking around!
263
00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,591
- ["I PUT A SPELL ON YOU" PLAYING]
- In my pocket!
264
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,509
- Come on!
- [MUGGER] Ow! Right in the eye!
265
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,595
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
266
00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:18,846
I'm gonna kiss you now.
267
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:22,474
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
268
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:27,605
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
269
00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:32,776
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
270
00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:36,196
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
271
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,490
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
272
00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:42,411
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
273
00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:43,871
Would you like to...
274
00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:44,997
Yeah.
275
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,416
♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪
276
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,627
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
277
00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:54,673
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
278
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:56,926
♪ Stop the things you do ♪
279
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,009
Oh, uh...
280
00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,219
What are you doing?
281
00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,764
It's important to me to
know that I can do it myself.
282
00:14:01,847 --> 00:14:05,809
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
283
00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:08,145
[SINGER CACKLES] ♪ Watch out! ♪
284
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:12,524
♪ I ain't lyin' ♪
285
00:14:15,277 --> 00:14:17,446
♪ Yeah ♪
286
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:20,240
♪ I can't stand, woo ♪
287
00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:21,784
♪ No runnin' around ♪
288
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,744
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
289
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,038
- Maybe just take the glove...
- Give me a minute.
290
00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:27,289
♪ I can't stand ♪
291
00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,667
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
292
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:33,087
♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪
293
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:36,382
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
294
00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:38,175
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
295
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,680
Oh. Oh, ye...
296
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:45,224
Oh, yeah. [GASPS]
297
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:46,308
Oh, my God.
298
00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:48,644
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.
299
00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:50,270
I just came. [CHUCKLES]
300
00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:51,772
- You're welcome.
- Hmm.
301
00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:54,984
- ♪ Ooh, spell ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
302
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:57,611
I think we should take it slow.
303
00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,406
♪ Ooh... ♪
304
00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:03,450
♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪
305
00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:07,871
♪ I'm yours right now ♪
306
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:10,290
♪ Spell ♪
307
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:12,084
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
308
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:15,587
Just to be safe.
309
00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:18,257
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- ♪ Because... ♪
310
00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:22,553
♪ You're mine ♪
311
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:23,637
♪ Spell ♪
312
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:26,598
[SINGER SHOUTS]
313
00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:30,561
[SONG ENDS]
314
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,564
Did you see me? I was
all, like... [GRUNTS]
315
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,399
Yeah, it was very brave of you.
316
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,483
I should go after him.
317
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,027
No, no. Don't do that.
318
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,653
But he committed a crime.
319
00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:42,281
You bought your drug dealer
a birthday card last year.
320
00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:44,658
He committed a crime on me. On you.
321
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,995
Someone needs to clean up those streets.
322
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:52,458
I am that hero. This is my destiny.
323
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,377
Great. Is this destiny
gonna be salaried?
324
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:56,837
Gonna become a vigilante.
325
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,005
Oh, no.
326
00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:01,508
No, I'm gonna assemble
a team of vigilantes.
327
00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:05,137
Oh, Carrie. This is my origin
story! Quick, take a picture!
328
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,057
No, no, there's no time. I've
got so much mood-boarding to do.
329
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,686
[CLATTERING IN BEDROOM]
330
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,354
I'll get the Pritt sticks.
331
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,783
["THIS IS MY FILM" PLAYING]
332
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:26,867
♪ I said, ugh ♪
333
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:27,868
[CAT MEOWS]
334
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:29,203
♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪
335
00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:32,122
♪ I see you staring at me ♪
♪ Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪
336
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,457
Shoo!
337
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,000
Go away.
338
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,586
Don't you dare touch him.
339
00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:41,799
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
340
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:44,635
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
341
00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:47,387
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
342
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:48,471
♪ This is my... ♪
343
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,349
- [CAT YOWLS]
- [GORDON] Oh, God!
344
00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:51,433
[CLATTERING]
345
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:54,853
[PANTS]
346
00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:58,857
I don't think it's gonna work out.
347
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,651
Fair enough.
348
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:02,945
Good game.
349
00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:09,576
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
350
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,085
- [KASH] Oy, Jizzlord.
- Don't call him that.
351
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,212
He likes it. You got a better one?
352
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:24,091
- I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket?
- [CHUCKLES]
353
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,884
Jesus Christ. That is so much worse.
354
00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:27,302
I thought it was cute.
355
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:28,762
[KASH] It's no Jizzlord.
356
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,973
- So, we are keeping him then?
- [CAT MEOWS]
357
00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:33,642
- Have you checked if he's got an owner?
- No, he's definitely a stray.
358
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:37,312
He's got an energy. He's
scrappy. He's lived a life.
359
00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:39,773
Haven't you got work today?
360
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,567
Yeah. Don't have to
leave till 11.00 though.
361
00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:43,193
It's half past two.
362
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,863
[GROANS] Fuck.
363
00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:48,157
Turn back time and tell me to leave.
364
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,616
You know I can't go back that far.
365
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,868
Yeah, I'm still gonna be late,
366
00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:52,452
but it means I can
stop at Pret on the way.
367
00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,830
Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.
368
00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:57,541
I'm not gonna use it for inane
reasons. With great power come...
369
00:17:57,624 --> 00:17:59,751
- Just do it, you fucking nerd.
- Okay, okay!
370
00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:21,648
Can you do me up with some balloons?
371
00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:24,568
I want them to say,
"Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
372
00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:27,654
Mum is making me do this. We
were never close, and I hate you."
373
00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:30,032
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I can do "Happy 18th."
374
00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:31,491
Fine.
375
00:18:32,993 --> 00:18:35,370
- Jennifer.
- Angela.
376
00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:37,748
Are those for personal use?
377
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,291
Yes.
378
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:41,293
Jen.
379
00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,712
Jen.
380
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:47,090
Why didn't you tell me you're
going to a party, you cheeky bint?
381
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,342
Tell me all about it.
382
00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,385
It's my half-sister's
18th. It's a family thing.
383
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:53,180
Say no more. Family can be
a real bash in the fanny.
384
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:56,767
You love 'em. You hate 'em,
but you're stuck with 'em.
385
00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:57,893
What can you do?
386
00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:02,022
I'd hate to be turning 18 now.
387
00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:03,774
Nothing's the same
after you get your power.
388
00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:05,901
- I used to play at Wimbledon...
- [JEN, ANGELA] Wimbledon.
389
00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:07,611
We know, love. Jesus.
390
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:10,906
It's not my fault I didn't
get superspeed or racket hands.
391
00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:12,282
[ANGELA] Tell me about it, flower.
392
00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:16,453
Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even
buy some paracetamol in Asda.
393
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:18,205
Don't let it get you down, love.
394
00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:21,375
I'm not down. Honestly,
I really don't even care.
395
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,751
[ANGELA] Back to work.
396
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,636
Do you want to know how you die?
397
00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:34,888
What?
398
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,765
Foresight. [CHUCKLES]
399
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:40,811
No.
400
00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:43,897
Probably for the best.
401
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,359
What do you mean it's
probably for the best? Wha...
402
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,735
- [CELLPHONE RINGING]
- Is it bad?
403
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:49,819
One minute.
404
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,824
Hi. Bang on time.
405
00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:56,451
[JEN'S DAD, OH PHONE] It's not
like I've anything better to do.
406
00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:57,953
True.
407
00:19:58,495 --> 00:19:59,663
Got a new one for you.
408
00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:02,624
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
409
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,751
Knock, knock.
410
00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:05,919
Who's there?
411
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,546
- Boo.
- Boo, who?
412
00:20:07,629 --> 00:20:09,464
Cheer up, love. It might never happen.
413
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,342
[SIGHS, CHUCKLING] Jesus Christ.
414
00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:14,511
Well, how are things your end?
415
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,179
It's Andy's 18th tonight.
416
00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:17,597
Oh, good luck with that.
417
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:18,849
Thought you'd reassure me.
418
00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:20,475
God, no. It's gonna be awful.
419
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,894
Just try not to make
everything into a competition.
420
00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:25,063
I don't do that. She does that.
421
00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:27,983
Well, you know where I am.
Say hi to your mum for me.
422
00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:30,485
Yeah.
423
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:35,991
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
424
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:37,951
[DRIVER] Hey.
425
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,078
Bears.
426
00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:41,705
Huh?
427
00:20:41,788 --> 00:20:44,333
How you die. Bears.
428
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:47,502
Oh, but...
429
00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:59,348
[VIOLIN PLAYING]
430
00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:11,443
[VIOLIN STOPS]
431
00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:14,571
- [GUEST 1] Wow.
- [GUESTS CHEER, APPLAUD]
432
00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:15,655
[GUEST 2] Bravo.
433
00:21:16,656 --> 00:21:17,908
[GUESTS CHATTERING]
434
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:20,118
Oh, my baby!
435
00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:23,330
Why are there already balloons?
436
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,378
Oh, those? They're nothing.
437
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,291
I just nipped out this
morning and got a few.
438
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,667
But you asked me to get balloons.
439
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,087
- I know.
- What, you don't trust me to get balloons?
440
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:34,132
Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI.
Just play Andy's party playlist.
441
00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:35,967
I got an audition for the
Greenwich Conservatoire.
442
00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,887
Normal human thing to do is to say
hello before you start bragging.
443
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:41,098
I'm just sharing good news
about my life with my sister.
444
00:21:41,181 --> 00:21:43,725
I'm sure if you achieve
something, you'd do the same. No?
445
00:21:43,809 --> 00:21:45,644
Andy, stop haranguing your sister.
446
00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:47,521
- Have you got a job yet?
- I have a job.
447
00:21:47,604 --> 00:21:51,858
A real job. I didn't
leave my home and family
448
00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:55,404
and brave the boat to England for
you to squander all my sacrifices.
449
00:21:55,487 --> 00:21:56,988
We definitely flew here.
450
00:21:57,072 --> 00:22:00,742
[SIGHS] You were young. You don't
understand the immigrant struggle.
451
00:22:00,826 --> 00:22:03,286
Oh, I don't know what I'm
doing here. Where's the antenna?
452
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,621
What do you think my power's gonna be?
453
00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:06,957
You do know you're not gonna get
your power the second you turn 18?
454
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,709
What do you know about powers? You're
like a virgin talking about sex.
455
00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:12,462
- You're like the pope.
- I... I am not the pope. I fuck.
456
00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,005
- No, Mum. Tell her I fuck.
- [CHUCKLES]
457
00:22:14,089 --> 00:22:16,842
Would you whist? I'm trying to
get this thing to play music.
458
00:22:16,925 --> 00:22:19,678
- Why is it still just showing me pictures?
- Just wait for Ian to do it.
459
00:22:19,761 --> 00:22:21,972
What's the point of having
a power if you don't use it?
460
00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,890
Being able to control
technology is only useful
461
00:22:23,974 --> 00:22:25,267
if you know how technology works.
462
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:26,852
I think you're doing a great job, Mum.
463
00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:29,354
- Just Bing it, will you?
- Bing!
464
00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:33,650
Ladies, ladies, please. I know
we're feeling a little... stressed?
465
00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:34,734
[GRUNTS]
466
00:22:34,818 --> 00:22:35,902
[IAN] Excited.
467
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,281
Oh, Lord. Now, what have
we got going on in there?
468
00:22:39,364 --> 00:22:41,950
Angry, sad, jealous.
469
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,034
Horny?
470
00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:44,453
Uh...
471
00:22:44,536 --> 00:22:47,205
[GUESTS] Three, two, one...
472
00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:49,791
- [CHEERING]
- [MARY] Yes! [LAUGHS]
473
00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:52,878
[GUEST] Happy birthday!
474
00:22:52,961 --> 00:22:54,588
[GUESTS CHUCKLING]
475
00:22:58,216 --> 00:22:59,426
Try turning on the TV.
476
00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:02,679
[ALL GASP]
477
00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:04,431
[ANDY SIGHS]
478
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:09,728
Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath.
479
00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,147
[INHALES DEEPLY]
480
00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:15,442
No. I've got nothing.
481
00:23:15,525 --> 00:23:16,818
[GUESTS MUTTERING]
482
00:23:16,902 --> 00:23:20,197
[MARY] Don't worry. It doesn't
always happen on the day.
483
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,116
It can take a few days or weeks. Or...
484
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,493
[WHEEZES]
485
00:23:24,576 --> 00:23:25,911
I wanted it today.
486
00:23:25,994 --> 00:23:28,455
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing
the world's smallest violin.
487
00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:29,456
[ANDY SCOFFS]
488
00:23:29,456 --> 00:23:31,385
I've actually played the
world's smallest violin,
489
00:23:31,386 --> 00:23:33,084
and it's much bigger than that.
490
00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:36,880
[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
491
00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:39,382
- [GUESTS CHATTERING]
- [MARY SIGHS]
492
00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:44,429
You're a little bit
happy she didn't get it.
493
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:45,514
Uh, duh, Ian.
494
00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,140
My cousin was like you.
495
00:23:47,224 --> 00:23:48,544
Then he went to one of those clinics
496
00:23:48,545 --> 00:23:49,851
that help you bring out your power.
497
00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:51,728
No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.
498
00:23:51,811 --> 00:23:54,981
Really helped him. Now he can
freeze anything. Like that.
499
00:23:57,651 --> 00:23:59,432
Of course, he's got a
freezer that he mainly uses,
500
00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,154
but it's the knowledge.
501
00:24:01,238 --> 00:24:02,822
Like, knowing you don't need...
502
00:24:03,698 --> 00:24:04,699
[ANDY] Okay!
503
00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:07,452
[GUESTS OOHING, CHEERING]
504
00:24:07,536 --> 00:24:09,371
- I'm super strong!
- [IAN GASPS]
505
00:24:10,622 --> 00:24:11,873
Oh, my God.
506
00:24:11,957 --> 00:24:16,211
- That's amazing! Do the sofa.
- [IAN] Sofa!
507
00:24:16,294 --> 00:24:18,338
["RILL RILL" PLAYING]
508
00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:23,134
[GUESTS CHEERING, CLAMOURING]
509
00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:29,057
[MARY WHOOPING]
510
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,350
[LAUGHING]
511
00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:33,270
Oh, my... Oh, my God,
I'm on the ceiling!
512
00:24:35,063 --> 00:24:37,607
We just going to ignore the
fact she broke the fridge or...
513
00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:40,485
One hand!
514
00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:44,906
I killed a man!
515
00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:48,076
[CHEERING, APPLAUDING CONTINUES]
516
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:52,163
[MARY] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.
517
00:24:52,247 --> 00:24:55,750
Can your daughter do
this? No, only my daughter!
518
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:59,212
Andy! Andy, I'm so high!
519
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:02,090
[GUESTS CHANTING] Andy! Andy!
520
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,174
[GUESTS CHEERING]
521
00:25:03,258 --> 00:25:05,552
♪ Have a heart ♪
♪ Have a heart, have a heart ♪
522
00:25:05,635 --> 00:25:09,055
♪ Sixteen six six six ♪
♪ And I know the part ♪
523
00:25:09,139 --> 00:25:12,267
♪ You are the river flow ♪
♪ And we can never know ♪
524
00:25:12,350 --> 00:25:15,604
♪ We're just the weatherman ♪
♪ You make the wind blow ♪
525
00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,439
♪ Keep thinking about ♪
♪ Every straight face... ♪
526
00:25:17,522 --> 00:25:19,024
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [SONG ENDS]
527
00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:21,610
Surprise. I wasn't sure what
the deal was with the party,
528
00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,653
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
529
00:25:23,737 --> 00:25:24,863
[LUKE] Oh.
530
00:25:24,946 --> 00:25:26,531
Uh, it's not really a great...
531
00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:28,617
time.
532
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:36,291
Oh, hi.
533
00:25:36,374 --> 00:25:39,919
Who are you? That sounds
rude, but who are you?
534
00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,296
Um, my name's Olivia.
535
00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:43,840
Of course it is. So is,
um... Is this a date?
536
00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:46,051
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't really call it a date.
537
00:25:46,134 --> 00:25:49,137
Oh. Well, if it's not a date,
there's no harm in joining. Right?
538
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:53,391
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
539
00:25:55,185 --> 00:25:56,728
Olivia can shape-shift.
540
00:25:56,811 --> 00:25:58,991
Oh. Uh, so this is what
you've chosen to look like.
541
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,357
Oh, that makes sense.
542
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,692
No. Honestly, I never really use it.
543
00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:04,986
I think it's important to
love yourself the way you are.
544
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:08,031
You know, flaws and
imperfections and everything.
545
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,325
So, you just look
like this all the time?
546
00:26:11,159 --> 00:26:12,619
Wow. Fantastic.
547
00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:13,953
I don't even wear make-up.
548
00:26:14,037 --> 00:26:15,163
Oh, my God.
549
00:26:15,246 --> 00:26:16,373
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
550
00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:17,457
Yeah.
551
00:26:20,585 --> 00:26:21,961
[LUKE] I like your hair like that.
552
00:26:22,045 --> 00:26:23,380
[OLIVIA] Thanks! [LAUGHS]
553
00:26:23,463 --> 00:26:25,882
- [LUKE] What do you call that style?
- [OLIVIA] Down?
554
00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:26,966
[LUKE] It suits you.
555
00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:28,927
[OLIVIA WHOOPS]
556
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:30,845
- [LUKE] Have you been to the pier?
- [OLIVIA] No!
557
00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:32,681
My turn!
558
00:26:33,973 --> 00:26:35,517
[OLIVIA GIGGLES]
559
00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,605
- [LUKE GRUNTS]
- [OLIVIA PANTS]
560
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,818
[JEN] Great. Let's go.
561
00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:48,196
Oh, um, maybe next time?
562
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,907
- Oh, come on.
- Well, it's kinda hard work.
563
00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:52,992
And you need to think
about load bearing.
564
00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:54,119
Load bearing?
565
00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:56,913
Okay. Come on, then.
566
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,292
[LUKE] 'Kay.
567
00:27:03,211 --> 00:27:05,505
[GRUNTING]
568
00:27:05,588 --> 00:27:06,923
[JEN] Hmm.
569
00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:08,007
Yeah.
570
00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:12,220
- [JEN] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay.
- [GRUNTING, STRAINING] Yeah, okay. Yeah.
571
00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:13,763
[JEN] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.
572
00:27:16,766 --> 00:27:18,059
[JEN WHIMPERS]
573
00:27:18,143 --> 00:27:19,352
Fuck me, that's very high!
574
00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:20,895
- Don't look down.
- Don't look down.
575
00:27:20,979 --> 00:27:22,439
[GRUNTS] Not so tight.
576
00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:29,446
So, uh, is she your girlfriend?
577
00:27:29,529 --> 00:27:31,740
Look, why do we have
to put labels on things?
578
00:27:31,823 --> 00:27:33,032
Because labels are great.
579
00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:34,472
You know, I label my yogurt at work
580
00:27:34,473 --> 00:27:36,119
because people kept eating my yogurt.
581
00:27:36,202 --> 00:27:37,451
And it's my yogurt,
you know. I bought it,
582
00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:39,247
and I want it. It's a great yogurt.
583
00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:42,333
I mean, it's creamy and
low-fat and has beautiful eyes.
584
00:27:43,334 --> 00:27:44,335
You need to let go.
585
00:27:44,419 --> 00:27:46,004
[CHUCKLES] I don't want to let you go.
586
00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:47,630
No, as in let go of
me. We're on the ground.
587
00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:48,715
Oh.
588
00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:49,799
[LUKE GRUNTS]
589
00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:51,634
[PANTS]
590
00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:53,636
Jen, look at me.
591
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,250
If you don't love yourself,
592
00:27:55,251 --> 00:27:57,640
how the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?
593
00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:00,518
["SUPERSTAR" PLAYING]
594
00:28:07,984 --> 00:28:08,985
♪ Oh, to be happy ♪
595
00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:10,069
That's RuPaul.
596
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:12,864
That's RuPaul!
597
00:28:12,947 --> 00:28:14,199
♪ Oh, to be right ♪
598
00:28:14,282 --> 00:28:17,952
[OLIVIA LAUGHING]
599
00:28:18,036 --> 00:28:21,206
♪ When everything's easy ♪
600
00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:23,090
[JEN'S DAD, ON PHONE]
Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour.
601
00:28:23,091 --> 00:28:24,667
Everything okay?
602
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:27,170
You haven't been murdered
or something, have you?
603
00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,672
- I want a power.
- [SONG CONTINUES]
604
00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:33,051
I want one so badly.
It's never gonna happen.
605
00:28:33,134 --> 00:28:36,596
Yeah, you're right. You
should probably just give up.
606
00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,264
You're not supposed to say that.
607
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,892
Well, what do you want
me to say? Accept it.
608
00:28:40,975 --> 00:28:43,269
It's just not something
you're ever going to have.
609
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,648
- You don't know that.
- But you do somehow?
610
00:28:47,357 --> 00:28:48,775
You really want this power thing?
611
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,196
Yes, I do.
612
00:28:55,073 --> 00:28:56,950
Well, if you think it
will make you happy...
613
00:28:57,033 --> 00:28:59,035
[SONG ENDS]
614
00:28:59,118 --> 00:29:00,703
... then go get it.
615
00:29:01,746 --> 00:29:03,331
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
616
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:06,668
What if I don't?
617
00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:08,837
Then we'll figure
something out together.
618
00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:11,422
[CHUCKLES]
619
00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:17,345
Dad?
620
00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:18,888
Yeah?
621
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:20,890
Can I do the thing?
622
00:29:22,475 --> 00:29:23,726
You don't have to ask.
623
00:29:38,616 --> 00:29:39,617
[JEN'S DAD] Hi, pet.
624
00:30:10,148 --> 00:30:13,026
["SLEEPING LESSONS" PLAYING]
625
00:30:16,321 --> 00:30:19,490
♪ Go without ♪
626
00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:24,704
♪ Till the need seeps in ♪
627
00:30:26,623 --> 00:30:28,917
♪ Your love anymore ♪
628
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,675
[VOICE ON PA]
Welcome to Discovery Clinic,
629
00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:33,338
where your powers journey begins.
630
00:30:33,421 --> 00:30:39,010
♪ Collect your novel
petals for the stem ♪
631
00:30:41,095 --> 00:30:44,766
♪ And glow, glow ♪
632
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,062
♪ Melt and flow... ♪
633
00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:53,399
Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to
start your power journey today?
634
00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:57,320
Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book
myself in for a discovery package.
635
00:30:57,403 --> 00:30:59,864
- And how long have you been trying?
- Six years.
636
00:30:59,948 --> 00:31:04,661
Ooh. That is a long time. But don't
worry. You're in the right place.
637
00:31:04,744 --> 00:31:05,865
We have an excellent track record
638
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:08,122
in helping people to
discover their power.
639
00:31:08,206 --> 00:31:09,707
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
640
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:10,792
So exciting.
641
00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,835
[ALL GIGGLE]
642
00:31:12,919 --> 00:31:16,589
So our packages start at 9,500.
643
00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:20,343
Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.
644
00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:22,845
[SONG CONTINUES]
645
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,769
- [JEN SNORING]
- [JIZZLORD PURRING, MEOWS]
646
00:31:29,852 --> 00:31:30,937
[PURRING CONTINUES]
647
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,230
[SQUEALS]
648
00:31:33,606 --> 00:31:34,899
[SWALLOWS]
649
00:31:37,318 --> 00:31:39,779
[JEN SNORING]
650
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,365
No, no, no.
651
00:31:43,992 --> 00:31:47,203
[JIZZLORD PURRING]
652
00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:54,002
[SONG CONTINUES]
653
00:31:54,085 --> 00:31:58,006
♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪
654
00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:01,509
♪ And see that I do what I do ♪
655
00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:06,973
♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪
656
00:32:07,056 --> 00:32:10,018
♪ (THEIR PUDGY HEARTS
AND SHINY HEADS) ♪
657
00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:13,438
♪ They got nothing left ♪
♪ On which we depend ♪
658
00:32:13,521 --> 00:32:17,442
♪ So enlist every ounce ♪
♪ Of your bright blood ♪
659
00:32:17,525 --> 00:32:19,861
♪ And off with their heads ♪
660
00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:22,071
♪ Jump from the hook ♪
661
00:32:22,155 --> 00:32:28,155
♪ You're not obliged to swallow ♪
♪ Anything you despise ♪
662
00:32:30,329 --> 00:32:33,583
♪ That you despise ♪
663
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:35,960
♪ That you despise ♪
664
00:32:36,044 --> 00:32:37,962
[SONG FADES OUT]
665
00:32:37,963 --> 00:32:42,963
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