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- [medicinski aparat pišti]
- [intrigantna glazba]
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Neurološki pregled potvrđuje
što sam mislio.
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Vaš mozak radi odlično.
Sve je uredno.
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Ah, pa eto.
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Dakle, što ja imam?
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Baš si loš u engleskom.
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- Fuj!
- Tanak!
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- Dogovor kod logopeda?
- O da, hvala.
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Moj sin se ženi.
Želim reći nekoliko riječi.
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na engleskom?
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Da.
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Dodajem da je hitno.
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- Jebi se, doktore.
- Izvoli.
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[dinamična glazba]
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[lagana glazba]
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Dobro, malo zelene,
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ali idemo
prema vrlo dobroj berbi.
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- Primjećuješ li što govorim?
- da
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- Naravno.
- Da, pa nije očito.
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- Da, da!
- Onda primite na znanje!
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Da, gospodine Bouvier-Sauvage, da.
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Dakle, o vinu,
porasli smo 4%.
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Na lijevoj strani eksplodira.
Plus 112%, to je sjajno!
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Hvala, Maurice, razumijemo.
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Ako uložite toliko energije
za našu veliku berbu
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nego viljuškom svoj portugalski ocat,
mogli bismo se radovati.
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- Pa, krenimo.
- Da, gospodine Bouvier-Sauvage.
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Ja proizvodim Grand Cru Classé
a ti si tu da ga prodaš.
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O ne, ne Portugalci,
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- ne danas...
- Ah, gospodine “Souvage”!
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- Gospodine Ribeiro, kako ste?
- kako si Čekam svoju luku.
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Ah, pa, zamišljam!
Maurice, gdje je red?
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gospodina Ribeira?
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Radimo na tome.
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Ubrzavamo,
Gospodin Ribeiro je zauzet.
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- On ima posao.
- Ne brini,
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Imam dosta vremena.
Nisam došao sam.
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Ovo je velika provizija.
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- Što?
- Velika provizija.
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Naručio sam u vrijednosti od šest mjeseci.
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Došao sam s Da Silvama,
Dos Santos,
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Pereiras, Oliveiras, Da Costas.
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- Poznajete li Da Costas?
- Ne.
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Ne poznajete ih?
Kažemo li "bom dia" gospodinu Souvageu?
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- Super su.
- Bom dia.
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Tvoja luka je tako dobra
koju vraćam u Portugal.
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- Toliko bolje.
- To su geni, to.
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Jer tvoja žena,
Je li ona Portugalka?
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- Prilično.
- Ne gledaj, eto zašto.
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- Još uvijek francuski?
- Nećemo to ponoviti.
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- Pa šteta za njega.
- [smiju se]
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Neću te više gnjaviti.
Imam posla.
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Maurice,
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otpusti me što je prije moguće, Portugalac.
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Čekam talijanske kupce
koji dolaze kupiti vino, pravo vino.
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Dakle, krenimo.
Ovo nije vodoinstalaterska emisija.
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- Događa se, gospodine Ribeiro. Mi se brinemo za to.
- Savršeno.
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Poljubac Catherine.
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- Molim?
- Poljubac za Catherine.
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Da, pusa Catherine.
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[stenjanje]
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Hoćemo li tamo?
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Što? Ne žuri nam se,
svejedno.
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Nema potrebe, eh.
Znaš Frédérica.
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Kasni jedva minutu
i razmišljamo o tome.
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Već gleda na sat.
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Bit će strpljiv, Indijanac Joe.
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O ne, ne pravimo nikakve aluzije
Indijancima.
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Lijepi smo prema Bouvier-Sauvageu.
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- Lijepo.
- da
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Pa volan je još uvijek lijevo,
draga, u Francuskoj.
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- Oprostite.
- [mali usiljeni smijeh]
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Nema na čemu, moja kraljice.
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- Imam li pravo reći "moja kraljica"?
- Da.
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Lijepo nam je, posebno s Frédéricom.
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- da
- [Indijanski plač]
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Ne počinješ!
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Soba, soba, soba...
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- Nikad ne prestaješ.
- Nisam ja, motor je.
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[vesela glazba]
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Zakasnit će, s njegovim Peugeotom.
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Frédéric, u pravu smo
s Martinovima.
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- Očito.
- Čak i s Gérardom.
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Ali čak i kod Gerharta.
To je sigurno.
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[trubiti]
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- Eno ih.
- Ti si loš jezik. Oni dolaze.
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Boja ovog automobila,
Nikada se neću naviknuti na to.
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- Frédéric...
- Što?
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Odvratno.
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- [bruhaha]
- [zvono na vratima]
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Gospodine Bouvier-Sauvage, dobrodošli.
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- kako si
- Vrlo dobro kad te vidim.
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Znam da ćemo dobro jesti.
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Predstavljam vam...
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- prijatelji.
- Napokon, prijatelji... Obitelj, da.
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- Ah, uskoro, da.
-Nikol. Nicole Martin.
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- Oduševljen.
- Da, i ja.
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Ovaj ručak je za pripremiti
vjenčanje njihove kćeri
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- i moj sin.
- Naš sin!
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- Sretna sam.
- I ja, previše emotivan.
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- I ja, ponosna.
- I gladan sam.
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Rezervirao sam te
naš najbolji stol.
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Strašno.
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Velika je radost vidjeti vas sve ovdje.
Pravo zadovoljstvo.
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Da, hvala vam svima što ste ovdje.
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I iako smo već rekli:
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- živjeli budući mladenci.
- [svi] Za buduće mladence!
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I kao i uvijek,
to je puno emocija.
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Kad govorimo o braku, ona plače.
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Možemo prestati pričati o tome.
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Da.
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Pa ne.
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br.
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Eh, da.
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Imat ćemo prekrasno vjenčanje.
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- Bez sumnje.
- Za svatove!
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Za mladence!
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[Frédéric]
Živjeli svatovi!
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Osjećam da ću zaplakati.
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Opet? To je Niagara.
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Plakat će od sreće.
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Prvo pitanje koje peče usne
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od svih:
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crkveno vjenčanje ili ne?
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Oh...
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- [zvono]
- Ne.
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Bilo kojom prilikom bih okušao sreću.
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Znao si odgovor, tata.
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Nećemo se vjenčati u crkvi.
Franjo nije kršten.
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- Ah dobro?
- E, ne, ne. Pa ne.
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Ali uvjeravam vas da mi je jako dobro.
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Ako želiš živjeti u grijehu...
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grijeh!
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Ne treba ići u crkvu
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biti dobrotvoran.
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- Upravo tako.
- S druge strane,
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možemo često ići u crkvu
a ne biti dobrotvoran.
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Da. Dobro, sljedeća tema.
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Dakle, sljedeća tema.
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- Vjenčanje u dvorcu ili ne?
- Oh.
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- da
- Da, pa da.
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- Pa da.
- Sjajno!
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Malo nam smeta.
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Morat ćete nam reći ako možemo pomoći.
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Hvala ti, Gerarde.
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- Sasvim je normalno.
- To je vrlo ljubazno, Gérard.
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Vrlo je jednostavno.
Žene će se pobrinuti
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obnoviti područje,
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a ja se brinem za piće.
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Postao si moderan, tata.
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Žene u dekoru, a vi u vinu.
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Mogu se i povjeriti
pije Gerhartu.
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Osim što je, očito,
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vjenčanje rakije,
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Moglo bi loše završiti, zar ne?
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Ja voll! Prirodno.
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Wunderbar!
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- Molim te.
- Šalim se.
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- Prijatelji smo, zar ne?
- Pa,
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- idemo onda naprijed.
- Idemo naprijed.
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- Između prijatelja.
- Dakle.
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Da, Nicole?
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Nema potrebe dizati ruku
govoriti.
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Istovremeno je i praktičniji.
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jesmo li prijatelji
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Dosta.
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Možemo li jedno drugom sve reći?
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Kao prijatelji. Nema problema.
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Ne volim Bordeaux.
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Ne volite vino?
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Da, volim vino.
Ali ja ne volim Bordeaux.
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Da, konačno, više voli burgundac.
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Da, razumio sam, hvala.
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- Nije baš ozbiljno, zar ne?
- Uopće. Okusi i boje.
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- Upravo tako.
- Ne, onda to,
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nema problema ako želiš
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donesi svoj burgundac
ili drugo...
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piquette na vjenčanju.
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Uh, "piquette", jako slatko.
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- Frederick.
- Ali što? Oprostiti.
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Prijatelji smo, možemo se šaliti.
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Da, prijatelji smo.
Pa ti, tata,
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kupiti najbolji sanduk u Burgundiji
za Nikol.
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Ja ću se za to pobrinuti.
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Mi se brinemo za to.
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Na meniju su burgundci.
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Hvala, ali uzet ću
dobar Bordeaux.
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šalim se !
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Dodir.
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[Gerard]
Napravio sam svoj izbor.
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Teleći slatkiši. Vrlo francuski.
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Kada govorimo o kuhanju,
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svi opet postajemo Francuzi.
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I ja mislim da danas,
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Ja ću malo iznutrica.
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To nije francuski.
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Pa, ABBA je švedska.
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OK...kakav par!
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Ne, ona je dobro.
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- A što je smiješno?
- Pa mama...
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ABBA je glazbena grupa.
Šveđani su.
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o da
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Zar ne razumiješ?
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- Ne.
- Pa dižem čašu...
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- Pa, daj, da.
- Na našem vjenčanju...
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bez galame i bez dovikivanja šibica.
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Neće doći od nas.
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Pa dobro, ne ni od nas.
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Još jednom ćemo to ponoviti,
svi zajedno.
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Ah dobro?
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[zajedno]
Na našem vjenčanju,
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bez priča
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i bez vike.
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- Ovo je smiješno.
- [Gérard se smije]
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Dakle, tata?
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- Što?
- Frédéric, jesi li dobro čuo?
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Da naravno. Pokušat ćemo.
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Nismo gluhi. Pokušat ćemo.
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- Ne radi se o pokušaju. To je naredba.
- Da, izvoli.
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Da, u redu.
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Dakle, stići ćemo tamo. Tako.
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Jer ako se ponovno zagrije,
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- bit će i bez nas.
- A?
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I bez tebe.
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Tako.
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[smiješna glazba]
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U redu, poruka primljena.
Poruka primljena.
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Pet od pet.
229
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[Nicole]
Mmh, ovaj šampanjac je dobar!
230
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Je li to Bordeaux?
231
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,500
- Hajdemo.
- Kupi bordo
232
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dok pravim Bordeaux,
kakva kazna.
233
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,375
To je zapovijed, pa je slušamo.
234
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,125
U redu.
Svejedno, svejedno.
235
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[stenje od napora]
236
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,208
Pa, to je čudno.
Istrošio sam bateriju.
237
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,917
Tu imaš caku.
238
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,542
Utičnica u vašem Peugeotu?
239
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- Pa da.
- Sjajno je.
240
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,375
- Napreduje, pa reci.
- Mmh...
241
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,667
Idem početi, bit će para.
242
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,542
Niste vezani sigurnosnim pojasom?
243
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:41,917
Ah!
244
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,000
oprosti, eh
245
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ali važno je, pojas.
Hajde, izvoli.
246
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- [klasična glazba]
- Oh! Oh !
247
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,583
- [muca]
- Obožavam to.
248
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Opet klasika...
249
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,292
[Frédéric pjevuši]
250
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,708
Predivno je.
To je 2. stavak, to je adagio.
251
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,333
Oh tamo. to je...
252
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- veličanstveno.
- [zvoni mobitel]
253
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,167
- Pa dobro...
- Halo, da?
254
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,500
- Gospodine Bouvier-Sauvage?
- To je on sam.
255
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,125
Biotehnološki laboratorij na kameri.
DNK testovi.
256
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:12,167
Da, zdravo.
257
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,292
Postoji osoba
koji je nedavno napravio test
258
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,750
i ima više od 60% zajedničkog DNK
s tobom.
259
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,625
- Je li to puno?
- Ah, pa da!
260
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,083
Srodni ste:
tvoj bratić.
261
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,375
Ah, to je nevjerojatno!
262
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,250
Hajde,
detaljno ćemo prikazati rezultate za vas.
263
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,708
U blizini smo.
Doći ćemo, bit će lakše.
264
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- Sjajno. Čekamo vas.
- Vidimo se odmah.
265
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,250
- Jesi li dobro, ne smetam ti?
- Ne, zašto?
266
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,000
Slušaš svoju glazbu,
odgovaraš na svoje pozive...
267
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,917
Zabavno je otići i vidjeti
tko je ovaj rođak?
268
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,458
DNK testovi,
Nije ti baš išlo.
269
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,417
promijenila sam se.
Otvoreniji sam, tolerantniji.
270
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,875
Tolerantan?
Nisi ni Gandhi.
271
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,792
Žao mi je, ali svejedno,
idi kupi burgundac
272
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,667
u njemačkom peugeotu,
273
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,250
ako to nije tolerancija!
274
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,917
Osjećam se kao da jesam
vaš vozač.
275
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,000
ako jesi,
276
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,708
- ne bismo vozili Peugeot.
- Molim vas,
277
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,208
- smiriti se.
- PA?
278
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,333
- Pa, reci mi.
- [mali smijeh]
279
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,875
Tko je ovaj rođak? znate
280
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,333
kako sam...
281
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,667
strastveni o genealogiji.
Dolazim iz velike obitelji,
282
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i mi imamo priče, eh.
Imamo ih!
283
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,417
Dakle, što je moj rođak?
284
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,750
Je li on Cherokee? Je li on Sioux?
Je li on Apache?
285
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,625
- Ne, on nije Cherokee.
- Ah, šteta, šteta.
286
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,375
To je s druge strane tvog porijekla.
287
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,917
Ah da, tako francuski.
288
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,125
Teško je pobjeći.
Bouvier-Sauvage su
289
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,875
velika francuska obitelj
jer... vau!
290
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,167
Jako, jako, jako dugo. ali...
291
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,375
francuski rođaci,
Moram imati najmanje 122.
292
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,208
- 122?
- Da, već 122.
293
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,958
Tako da ne mogu reći
da skačem od sreće.
294
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,833
Da, tako, da budem precizan...
295
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,250
tvoj bratić nije
potpuno francuski.
296
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,208
Ah dobro?
297
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,500
Prokletstvo, evo nas opet.
298
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,375
Kad kažeš da nije potpuno francuski,
Je li on Portugalac?
299
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,917
- Ne!
- Ah dobro? Tim bolje.
300
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,750
on je...
Ipak nije Nijemac.
301
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,167
- Ne, niti jedno. Tvoj rođak je Turčin.
- Što?
302
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,542
Opet počinje.
303
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,417
Kako to misliš da je Turčin?
304
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,042
o čemu ti pričaš
kao sranje?
305
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,292
- Provjerimo tvoj test.
- Ne, mi ćemo ići.
306
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,792
- Da, provjerit ćemo.
- Ali ne.
307
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:19,125
- Neću se dva puta zeznuti.
- Frédéric...
308
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,333
Nije ni bitno.
309
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,125
[Indijska pjesma]
310
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,500
Ah, eto ti, Cherokee.
311
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,792
- Što je to?
- 85 posto!
312
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,708
- Zezaš me?
- Prokletstvo...
313
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,917
Kako da ovo isključimo?
314
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,875
- 85 posto...
- Čekaj.
315
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,500
ne razumijem
316
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,792
Vaša kćer je upozorena.
317
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,500
Ona radi ovdje.
super je.
318
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,250
- Nema razloga za brigu.
- Zvali smo je nakon tvog testa
319
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,667
da mu kaže grešku.
320
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:48,250
Ona zna, a nije mi ništa rekla?
Ona će me čuti.
321
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,000
Nije ni...
322
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,625
Ja nisam Francuz.
323
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,667
Pa ne.
U redu, nema veze.
324
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,958
- Ja sam 0% Francuz.
- Da, poput jogurta.
325
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,500
- Molim?
- Kao...
326
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,167
- Njegovo ime je Mehmet Süleymanoğlu.
- Krava!
327
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,292
- Znači li ti to nešto?
- Ne, nema Mehmeta!
328
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,958
Zašto ne Behbet?
329
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,667
U svakom slučaju, u vašoj obitelji,
330
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,167
mora postojati Concons.
331
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,500
- Oh, Frederick!
- Razumijem vaše iznenađenje.
332
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,500
Ali hej, morat ćeš biti jak.
333
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,833
- Kao Turčin.
- Vrlo smiješno.
334
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,208
Ne, jesi li dobro? Je li dobro?
335
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,125
Jesmo li obišli? nemam
336
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:25,333
albanski polubrat, Brouette?
Senegalska baka, Quéquette?
337
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,917
Hajde, hvala ti!
338
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,625
- Jadnik!
- [vrata]
339
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,292
Puno je tolerantniji
da je bio.
340
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,500
- Pa srećom!
- Dobro, idem.
341
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,750
Imali smo vrlo visoku stopu pogreške
na našim testovima.
342
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,625
Vidjeli smo Cherokeeja, promašili Turčina.
343
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
To je štreberski.
344
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,000
hajde
345
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,583
Sve što ljepi flastere,
nokti, kosa, dlake na tijelu,
346
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,333
dalo je loše rezultate.
347
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,833
- Ah dobro?
- Vrlo neprecizno.
348
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,208
sad,
koristimo više od štapića.
349
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,667
- Ah dobro?
- To je sve što je pouzdano.
350
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,250
- Mmh mmh.
- Moram te ostaviti.
351
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,750
Primam prefekta Gironde
352
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,917
koji je otkrio
da je 45% Tunižanin.
353
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,333
Oh, još uvijek!
354
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,917
5% više, morao je
samoprotjerati se.
355
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,250
Rekli ste da flasteri,
356
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:04,750
nije baš pouzdano?
357
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,542
O ne, visoka stopa neuspjeha.
358
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,250
Moj test, napravio sam ga ovako.
Gips.
359
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,042
- O, prokletstvo!
- Mmh.
360
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,083
Želite li pokušati ponovno?
361
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,875
o ne Oh ne, ne, ne.
362
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,208
- Oh ne. o ne
- [vibrirati]
363
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,583
o ne!
364
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,458
[smiješna glazba]
365
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,167
Oh ne, ne, ne. o ne
366
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,083
Ne, ne.
367
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,583
br.
368
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,375
- [sirena]
- Što dovraga radi ovaj idiot?
369
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,792
- Ne možete tamo parkirati.
- Da, idemo.
370
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,583
Moramo ići sada.
371
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,792
čekam nekoga. Dvije minute.
372
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,417
Radovi.
373
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,917
Zašto me pitate za moje papire?
374
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,250
Francuz sam kao i ti,
čak i više.
375
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,708
Pa kakvi su to maniri?
376
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,792
- Papiri za vozila.
- Što?
377
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,542
On je Francuz. To je Peugeot.
378
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,208
Nema više ništa francuski!
379
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,917
Ja sam Francuz. On je Francuz.
380
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,792
U redu je, hvala. Kreći se!
381
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,167
Srećom
da si cooler.
382
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,333
Ti bi to loše primio, turski rođak.
383
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,375
Hajde, otvori.
384
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,916
[imitira zvučni signal]
Turčin, Turčin!
385
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:06,916
sta to radis
386
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,458
Pa otvorim auto.
387
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,833
[Gérard se smije]
388
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:11,791
Oh, kebab.
389
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,291
Ne?
390
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:18,791
Evo, tvoje je.
391
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,291
- To je što?
- PV. Bili ste krivo parkirani.
392
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,791
Nepoštovanje agenta? Nije to za mene.
393
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,958
Nisam stranac
samo 10 minuta
394
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,875
- i ja imam kartu. Bravo Francuska!
- Francuska vam želi dobrodošlicu.
395
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,542
Moramo poštovati
zakonima Republike.
396
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,333
uzimam za tebe.
Nisam ja krivo parkirao.
397
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,625
- Pojas.
- A?
398
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,875
Evo, stavili smo pojas.
399
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,250
Da, stavili smo pojas.
400
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,333
- Pojas.
- Da!
401
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,667
- Ne sviđa mi se baš.
- Previše klasično.
402
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,208
- Ne mogu pronaći.
- Izgleda kao meringue.
403
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,208
Moram reći da mi se sviđa,
meringe.
404
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,958
- Ne, prilično je lijepa.
- Oh!
405
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,917
- Ti, pođi sa mnom.
- Što, što je?
406
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,292
Što se tamo događa?
407
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,667
Želio bih razgovarati sa svojom kćeri,
o braku.
408
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,583
“Zdravo, Nicole,” već.
409
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,875
Da, zdravo, Nicole.
410
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:02,958
da...
411
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,208
OK, oprosti.
412
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,167
- Kada si planirao razgovarati sa mnom o tome?
- Ali čega?
413
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,333
Ja sam Turčin.
Kada si mi planirao reći o tome?
414
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,250
- Ali kako ti...
- Dolazim iz laboratorija.
415
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,292
Kada si mi planirao reći o tome?
416
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,458
Pa, nisam ti namjeravao reći.
417
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,458
S obzirom na to kako ste reagirali,
s mamom, rekli smo jedno drugom
418
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,292
- da je bilo razboritije.
- Zna li tvoja majka?
419
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,333
Očito.
420
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,542
- S čipkom?
- Kathryn?
421
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,667
- Da?
- Možeš li doći na minutu?
422
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,333
Ali što se događa?
423
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,167
Možeš li doći, molim te?
424
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,042
- da Što se događa?
- Ja ću ići.
425
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,167
Da, hvala.
426
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,333
Oh dobro, ja...
427
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,542
“Zbogom, Nicole.”
428
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,375
- A?
- “Zbogom, Nicole.”
429
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,500
Zbogom, Nicole.
430
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,375
- Kada ću se vratiti?
- Nazvat ću te.
431
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,167
- Ah dobro, onda se ne vraćam.
- Dakle.
432
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,333
Što se događa?
433
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,167
Ja sam Turčin!
Znao si za to, nisi ništa rekao.
434
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,125
Osjećam da sam dobro prošao.
435
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,000
Ja sam 85% Turčin!
436
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,167
- Kako sam to mogao prihvatiti?
- [majka i kći] Loše.
437
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,792
Da, dobro onda, na tome,
slažemo se.
438
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,583
Mogao bi to uzeti
a to bi promijenilo sve.
439
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,417
smiješno je,
Svi mi to sada govore.
440
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,167
Osim što sam ja jedini Turčin
za sada, jasno!
441
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,000
- Zna li i Nicole?
- Ah, Nicole, ne.
442
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,292
- Ne, ali François, da.
- François, da?
443
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,125
Dakle svi, zapravo!
444
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,292
u paru,
Govorimo jedno drugom sve, zar ne?
445
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,083
Pa reci svojoj majci.
Ništa mi ne govore.
446
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,750
Nisi u stanju čuti.
Netolerantni ste i ponosni.
447
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,333
oprosti, draga,
Bio sam potpuno zaboravio
448
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,375
da je to bila isključivo moja krivnja.
449
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,458
Moj turski rođak,
hoćeš li mi reći o tome?
450
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,792
- Koji turski rođak?
- Imate li turskog rođaka?
451
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:36,917
Nažalost, da.
452
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,750
Imam 60% zajedničkog DNK s njim.
Imam ih tamo.
453
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,542
[Catherine prasne u smijeh]
454
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,125
- Oprostite.
- Drago mi je da ti se sviđa, Catherine.
455
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,125
- Mora da ste se šalili.
- Ali ne, tata,
456
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,792
- nismo te ismijavali.
- Ako jednom,
457
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,542
- kada ste Erdogana nazvali mačkom.
- Evo, da.
458
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,542
Zato što je ova mačka bila mali nasilnik.
459
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,875
Ali ova mačka nije turska,
460
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:03,333
podsjećam ga.
Nikada ne bih kupio tursku mačku!
461
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,083
- Hajdemo.
- To je sve, tako je jednostavno.
462
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958
Nije ih briga, ali...
463
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,708
- Oh, usput, nisam ti rekao!
- Hmm?
464
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,792
Vaš burgundac je naručen.
465
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,208
Jebi se.
466
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,667
“Hvala”. "Hvala"...
467
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,833
Frédéric me pustio samu,
očito.
468
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,875
Ponovno je počeo s DNK testovima.
Bio je to pakao.
469
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:28,042
Frédéric, Catherine i Alice
vikali jedni na druge.
470
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,500
Radije sam otišao.
471
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,167
Izgledalo je nasilno.
472
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,583
Znam zašto.
Znam za to.
473
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,375
- Znate li?
- Ne, ne mogu ti ništa reći.
474
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:37,458
Mora doći od njega.
475
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,333
- To je...
- Što je?
476
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,917
Zvali su iz laboratorija. Frédéric je Turčin.
477
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,250
Hej, pazi: ima turskog rođaka
478
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,500
čije je ime Mehmet Süleymanoğlu.
479
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875
On je više Francuz!
480
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,917
O moj Bože!
481
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,042
Je li on više Cherokee?
482
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,958
On je Cherokee i Turčin.
Ali on je više Francuz.
483
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,875
0%, poput jogurta.
484
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:58,208
Kao jogurt?
485
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,250
Kao što bih rekao Mali Švicarac.
486
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,708
- Je li on Švicarac?
- Ali ne! On je drag...
487
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,000
Konačno, on je više Francuz.
488
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,583
O moj Bože!
489
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,875
Sveto porijeklo,
Grof Janzac od Galatasaraya.
490
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,625
- [on se smije]
- Da li te to nasmijava?
491
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,958
- Ne.
- To me uopće ne nasmijava.
492
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,958
U redu je, dobro je.
493
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,125
- I ja s tim nemam ništa.
- Ne?
494
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,208
Oh, Bobby!
495
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,625
[plišana životinja]
Bože čuvaj kraljicu!
496
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:25,250
Ništa ne smije pokvariti vjenčanje.
Jeste li čuli djecu?
497
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,292
François je bio vrlo jasan.
Neće li opet početi s DNK testom?
498
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,375
Oh, ne!
To je to, dragi, da vidimo.
499
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,750
Tip iz laboratorija je rekao
da je malo zeznuto.
500
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,542
Nije baš pouzdano.
Da je bolje provjeriti.
501
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,167
"Inouf" je "inouf"!
502
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,292
"Sranje, fuj, lizanje."
503
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,500
- Što?
- "Sranje od lizanja."
504
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,083
Što, ustajem li iz kreveta?
505
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,750
Ugasi svjetlo.
506
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:50,833
Ah!
507
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,500
"Ugasi svjetlo".
508
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:53,792
- Da.
- [puše]
509
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,792
- Jer "sranje", na engleskom...
- Sranje!
510
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,625
Ah, vidiš, kad god hoćeš.
511
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,625
Ne mogu više podnijeti ovu priču
512
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,125
Turski, tamo.
513
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,083
Ali kamo ćeš tamo?
514
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,958
Spavanje u mojoj sobi.
515
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,750
Frédéric, nećeš ponovno početi
tvoje sranje.
516
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,250
Ti si Turčin, nije nas briga,
i ne mijenja ništa.
517
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,667
Ili to prihvatiš,
ili spavaš u podrumu.
518
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,125
Ide brzo, ha?
519
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,250
Što ide brzo?
520
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,833
stranac,
Već mi je jasno.
521
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,625
Pitanje, samo da znate:
522
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,667
više voliš da izađem iz sobe
ili Francuska?
523
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,250
Soba mi jako odgovara.
524
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,792
super.
525
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:29,792
Pa dobro.
526
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,625
Kad stranac vreba,
Francuz se zaključa.
527
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,750
Francuska prosvjetiteljstva je lijepa!
528
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,917
Ne, svjetlo! sranje!
529
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,875
[hrkanje]
530
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,500
- [ezan na molitvu]
- [viče]
531
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:50,708
Ah, to je mujezin!
532
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,250
To je mujezin!
533
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,833
- Ja idem.
- Što to govoriš?
534
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,750
Ovo je poziv na molitvu.
535
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,875
Nije mujezin,
To je alarm za bazen.
536
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:06,583
- Jeste li sigurni?
- O da, sasvim sigurno.
537
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,833
Pa dobro, idem natrag u krevet.
Zašto sam razmišljao o tome?
538
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,917
- Hej!
- Da?
539
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,000
Morate isključiti alarm.
540
00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,583
- O da.
- [puše]
541
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,292
[alarm]
542
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,583
[ona mrmlja na engleskom.]
543
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,708
Jaje.
544
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,708
Kobasica...
545
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,042
Zdravo draga.
546
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,500
Dobro jutro, draga.
547
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,208
Vaša je kava spremna.
548
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,000
Smijem se jer se pitam
ako je Turčinu bila dobra noć.
549
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,500
- Tututut!
- Ne, ali ne govorim ništa.
550
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,000
Ne znam zašto je sve to pokrenuo,
551
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:47,000
ali kada tražimo humhum,
nalazimo ga.
552
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,833
U svoju obranu,
testovi su nepouzdani.
553
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,708
- Iskreno...
- To kaže direktor laboratorija.
554
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:53,958
Mmh!
555
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,292
Osim toga, ti, ti... ti... Ti, ti...
556
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,417
- Ti...
- Da?
557
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,083
Zar ih ne želiš ponoviti?
558
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,583
O ne, to me uopće ne zanima.
Takvi smo kakvi jesmo.
559
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:07,208
Hmm, u pravu si.
560
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,500
Reci ti,
561
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:10,292
Zar nisi opet polagao test?
562
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,875
Pa ne, konačno...
563
00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:14,000
Pa ne, ne.
Pa ne, pa ne!
564
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,125
Ne, ne, ne...
565
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:16,208
Pa ne.
566
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,125
Pa... Pa ne.
567
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:21,083
[organska glazba]
568
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:42,833
Oprosti mi, oče moj,
jer sam sagriješio.
569
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,667
Slušam te, sine moj.
570
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,542
Postoje stvari koje su...
571
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,458
teško priznati.
572
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,417
Ovdje si da ti bude oprošteno,
ne da se suditi.
573
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,708
Lako je reći, ali...
574
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:59,625
Pa, ima stvari koje su neizrecive.
575
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,500
Ne Gospodu, sine moj.
576
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,125
Dobro.
577
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,458
- Hm, ja sam...
- [mrmlja]
578
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,708
oprosti?
579
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,833
[pročišćava grlo]
580
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,667
- Ja sam...
- [mrmlja]
581
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,250
Oprosti sine moj,
Još uvijek ne čujem.
582
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,458
Jesi li tvrd za plahtu ili što?
583
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,958
ja sam... ja sam...
584
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,333
Jače!
585
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,042
Ja sam Turčin! Dakle!
586
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:26,333
- [bijesno stenje]
- Jeste li sretni?
587
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,792
Ali super je.
Nije to grijeh.
588
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,000
Kako to misliš nije grijeh?
oprosti,
589
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,125
moji su preci davno zgriješili.
590
00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,583
- Ali ne.
- da
591
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:38,750
Gospodin vas poziva da otvorite
kulturama i pozdravljajući ih.
592
00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:40,375
Zapamtite ove riječi:
593
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,375
"Nijedna kultura nije iznad,
594
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,083
"jer iznad svega,
Mi smo muškarci.”
595
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,875
Kakav je ovo govor?
596
00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,583
Sreća moja, pao sam
597
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,667
o jedinom svećeniku ljevičaru u biskupiji,
je li to to?
598
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,083
Kakav otpor!
599
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,458
- Moj sin?
- Da?
600
00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,500
Nema se zbog čega živcirati.
601
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,125
Da, oprosti mi, oče, ali...
602
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,500
sebe,
Kojeg ste porijekla?
603
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,458
Francuski. Za što?
604
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,250
Imaš veliku sreću.
605
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:08,917
[zvono zvono]
606
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:13,792
kako si
607
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,167
- Trebalo bi vas pitati.
- Uf.
608
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,292
Bla, bla.
609
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,583
Hajde, svadbena torta, idemo.
Što brže, to bolje.
610
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,542
- Hajdemo.
- [mali smijeh]
611
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,792
Pa reci,
To je novi auto!
612
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,375
Htio sam iznenaditi.
613
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,708
Ne, to nije istina, ne...
614
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,833
- Opet si nabavio Mercedes?
- da
615
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,833
Ja sam ipak mali Nijemac.
616
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,833
Posumnjao bih kad sam je vidio.
617
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,125
Veličanstveno, ha?
618
00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,375
Jako sam sretan zbog tebe, Gérard.
619
00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,042
- Hvala ti, Frédéric.
- Pa ne,
620
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,083
znaš koliko poštujem Peugeot.
621
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,083
- Mmh...
- O da!
622
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,708
Zaista, poštujem.
Ali tu mijenjate kategorije.
623
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:49,000
Dobrodošli u svijet luksuza
624
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,375
- i dobar ukus.
- Da, dobar tek.
625
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,625
eh
626
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:53,458
pa ?
627
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,625
Ali sanjam, ali...
628
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,042
sta je ovo
629
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,417
Je li smeće?
630
00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:59,125
Oh dobro... Oh!
631
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:00,583
Nije mercedes.
632
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,667
Peugeot!
Što se događa?
633
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,417
Oh !
634
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,167
Treba li ovo biti smiješno?
635
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,792
zezam te.
636
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,875
To što je Turčin ništa ne mijenja.
Uvijek snobovski i bahat.
637
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,542
- Hvala, da.
- [Gérard se smije]
638
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,208
Nije to bio kompliment.
639
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,292
Geht je izgubljen.
640
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,375
Dakle, počinjete svoju Formulu 1?
641
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,083
Dosta. hop!
642
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,250
I eto ti ga.
643
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,917
- Oh, dobro onda...
- [on se smije]
644
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,625
Samo zvuk motora,
razumjela bih.
645
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,292
- Ali naravno.
- Ah, pa da.
646
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,917
- Izgleda kao kosilica.
- [zvoni mobitel]
647
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,708
- [Frédéric] Ali tko te zove?
- Osoba.
648
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,167
Kako da odbijemo poziv?
649
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,875
Kako to izlazi?
650
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,750
To je ta tehnologija, to je loše!
651
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:42,875
Ali ne, čekaj.
Morate to učiniti delikatno.
652
00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:45,125
Djeluje vrlo dobro. Eno, eno je.
Bok, da?
653
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,708
[čovjek]
Zdravo, g. Martin.
654
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,083
- Ovo je laboratorij.
- Da?
655
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,625
Vaši rezultati DNK testa su stigli.
656
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,417
- Super, hvala.
- Pa dobro, dolazimo.
657
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,417
Kako to?
658
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,125
Mali čuvar tajni.
Zašto mi to nisi rekao?
659
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,417
Prije svega, ne moram ti reći.
660
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,625
I tada testovi nisu pouzdani.
661
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,000
možda
da nisam 50% Nijemac.
662
00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:05,000
Ne znamo.
663
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,917
Ne znajući ništa, vjeruj mi,
ponekad je bolje.
664
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:10,167
S ocem kojeg imam, želim znati.
665
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,833
novi,
možda je to s majčine strane.
666
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,250
Ne, mama je bila iz Berryja.
667
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,500
Je li bila iz Berryja?
668
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,667
Od Bruère-Allichampsa, centra.
Niste znali?
669
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,958
Ne, ne, ne.
670
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,958
Odbacit ću te do slastičarne.
671
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,375
Ne, idem s tobom.
672
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:24,542
radije ne bih.
673
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:27,875
idem s tobom!
Inače, svima pričam o tome.
674
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,750
o moj...
675
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,500
Oh, varalica.
676
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,792
I evo rezultata vašeg testa,
677
00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,583
- Gospodine Martin.
- Moramo,
678
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,042
crtić?
679
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,750
- Toplije je.
- Da,
680
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,333
to je istina
Meni je toplije.
681
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,292
Za druge, da.
682
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,375
- Dakle.
- Pa, čekaj, to je... Je li ozbiljno?
683
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,708
- [smijeh]
- Ne.
684
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,292
[jodlanje]
685
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,833
[Gerard]
Pa, eto ti.
686
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,625
Ja sam Nijemac.
687
00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,542
Pa eto, ja sam Nijemac.
688
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,833
Tata mi nije lagao.
689
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,667
Mali tip u kratkim hlačama.
690
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:04,875
Zabavno je.
Sviđa mi se, smiješno je.
691
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:07,667
- Dobro, hajde, idemo.
- Čekajte, gospodine Martin.
692
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,125
Zovite me Gerhart.
693
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,500
[na njemačkom]
zbogom
694
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,625
Još nije gotovo.
695
00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:14,333
Kako to?
696
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,000
[na njemačkom]
Sjedni, Gerarde!
697
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,458
[na njemačkom]
Što se događa?
698
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:19,750
Ostalih 50 posto.
699
00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,542
Jednostavno je, mama je bila iz Berryja.
700
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500
Ne možemo biti više Francuzi.
701
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:24,958
Hmm...
702
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:27,500
Što? Što je to?
703
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,042
Oh, prokletstvo.
704
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,625
[orijentalna glazba]
705
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:32,125
[Frédéric]
Oh, vruće je.
706
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,875
Čekaj, što sam ja?
707
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:35,125
Ah, vruće je.
708
00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:37,667
- Kakva je ovo zastava?
- Vruće je.
709
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,333
Nije li Berry?
710
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,083
- Ne, to je Alžir.
- Oh, dovraga.
711
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,208
- Oh...
- 50% njemački,
712
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,667
50% Alžirac, to je to.
713
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,500
Je li mama? Ali zašto...
714
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,625
Jesi li dobro, Gerarde?
715
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,958
- Potpuno si bijela.
- Voljela bih to.
716
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,417
ne razumijem
717
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,333
Ali nije moguće. mama...
718
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,042
M... mama...
719
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,833
Ona je... mama...
720
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,750
- Postoji greška.
- Gospodine Martin,
721
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:05,583
ako ti treba,
imamo grupe podrške.
722
00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,250
Općenito, vrlo je dobro.
723
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,625
Danke Schon.
724
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:10,625
Shukran.
725
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,417
Ne znam više.
726
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:14,333
ne znam vise...
727
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,750
- Ne znam više.
- [vrata]
728
00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,917
Ali kakva pločica!
729
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,458
Zašto vas plaćamo?
Najavljujete katastrofe.
730
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,167
Jeste li vidjeli njegovo stanje?
731
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,458
"Mama, mama, mama"...
732
00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:28,083
Momak njegovih godina, lutajući.
733
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,208
tata!
734
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,333
tata?
735
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,583
Da?
736
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,125
gdje si
737
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,542
U kuhinji.
738
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,042
[on duboko diše]
739
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,417
Oh.
740
00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,250
Što je to?
ne brini!
741
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,208
tata...
742
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:59,667
Jesam li ja mali... Alžirac?
743
00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:02,875
[guta slinu]
744
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,375
da
745
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,833
Tata...
746
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,375
Zašto mi nisi rekao?
747
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,208
Tražio si moju obitelj,
ne tvoje majke.
748
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,875
Oh, tata!
749
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,083
- Zašto mi mama ništa nije rekla?
- Htjela je to reći, ali...
750
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,083
otišla je prerano.
751
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,708
Ali mama se zvala Alice?
752
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,625
Aisha.
753
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,667
Aisha?
754
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,458
Zašto je promijenila ime?
Lijepo je.
755
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,000
U to vrijeme nije bilo lako.
756
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,333
Učinili smo sve da nas prihvate.
757
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,583
Želite li čaj od mente?
758
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,500
Ne, ne sada ovdje, ne.
759
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,458
A ni pivo.
760
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,750
Zašto mi nisi ništa rekao?
761
00:31:44,917 --> 00:31:46,750
U svakoj obitelji postoje tajne.
762
00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,667
Kod nas je to sve.
763
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,167
Da.
764
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,167
pa ?
765
00:31:55,792 --> 00:31:57,333
Gdje ćeš tamo?
766
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,792
Kamo ideš, tata?
767
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,583
ja ne idem
u tvojoj tajnoj njemačkoj sobi.
768
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,875
Ne želim je više vidjeti.
769
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,875
Još uvijek imam noćne more.
770
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:11,083
To nije moja tajna soba.
771
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,292
To je tvoje mame.
772
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,292
[orijentalna glazba]
773
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:23,125
Opet počinje.
774
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:25,583
o ne
775
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,667
Pa uđi.
776
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,708
Ne, to je previše laži,
previše drangulija.
777
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,750
- Pretjeruješ.
- S ovim tajnim sobama,
778
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,583
razumijem
zašto je kuća bila premala.
779
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,250
Bilo je to da te zaštitim.
780
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,250
Ne mogu, tata. Previše je.
781
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,667
Ovo je previše.
782
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:51,333
[puše]
783
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,792
Malo pokupi me,
to je ono što ti treba.
784
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:58,208
- Jesi li siguran da ih nema?
- Kod krojača su.
785
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,292
Ovdje.
786
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,542
Ja nisam Francuz.
787
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,208
Otac mi je lagao.
788
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,458
- Mama mi ništa nije rekla.
- To je puno.
789
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,167
Također morate puno piti.
790
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,208
Samo napred. Ajde hop!
791
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,292
- A?
- Oh, jesi li tamo? sve je u redu?
792
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:14,292
br.
793
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,750
(Nisam ništa rekao Nicole.)
794
00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:18,375
O da, u redu. Ne, ne.
795
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,333
Sve je u redu, super je.
796
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,833
Upravo si mi rekao ne.
797
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,375
prevario sam se.
Ali zapravo je sve u redu.
798
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,042
Jeste li se sunčali?
izgledaš dobro
799
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,500
- Ne mislim tako, ne.
- Što se događa?
800
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,042
Ima li problema?
Reci mi što se događa.
801
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,000
Samo naprijed, nije to ništa, nije to ništa.
802
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,167
Znam da si onakav kakav sam te ja napravio.
803
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,667
Ti mi reci što nije u redu.
804
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,667
To je tata!
805
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,875
Što? Je li tvoj otac mrtav?
806
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,458
- Ne, gore.
- Je li bolestan?
807
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:45,583
Hoće li uskoro biti mrtav?
808
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,708
Ne, nije tata!
To je mama.
809
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,250
- Je li tvoja majka mrtva?
- O da.
810
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,208
Bože moj,
811
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,875
- to je užasno.
- To je u redu.
812
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,458
- Bilo je to prije 50 godina.
- Fuj. konačno...
813
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,583
Da, bilo je to davno.
Možda.
814
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,500
- Ali stvari dolaze na red.
- Što se sprema?
815
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,292
Ja sam Nijemac, zahvaljujući svom tati.
816
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,750
Ali mi to znamo.
Moraš prijeći preko toga!
817
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,583
Nećeš opet početi?
818
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,167
a ja sam...
819
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:12,125
- A ja sam...
- Samo naprijed, stari.
820
00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:14,250
Reci to. Oslobodit će vas.
821
00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,250
Alžirac, po mami.
822
00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:17,792
- Da, težak je.
- Što?
823
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:20,500
Da. Mama i tata su mi lagali,
oboje.
824
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,250
- da
-A odakle to dolazi?
825
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:25,292
- [muca]
- Što će reći, komplicirano je.
826
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,583
Koliko komplicirano?
827
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,750
Kao nešto što nije jednostavno.
828
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:29,833
Komplicirano je, stvarno.
829
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,667
Kako ste znali?
830
00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,750
Dakle, dobro pitanje.
831
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:37,083
- Oh...
- Dakle, zapravo... Dakle,
832
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,875
- zapravo...
- Nemoj mi reći da si napravio još jedan test?
833
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,875
Da.
834
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:44,167
Potvrđujem, ponovio je to
835
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,958
DNK test.
Savjetovao sam mu da to ne čini.
836
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,958
- Opet počinje.
- Nisam ništa napravio.
837
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:49,958
Da, opet počinje.
838
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
- Je li ovo šala?
- Htjela bih, da.
839
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:53,625
Nenadoknadivo.
840
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,000
Nisam ništa napravio.
On je taj koji je pitao!
841
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,333
Nisam si mogao pomoći.
842
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,542
Htio sam znati.
843
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,333
Pitao sam te za test,
rekao si mi ne.
844
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,833
Da.
845
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,625
- Lagao si mi, Gérard.
- Ne!
846
00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,083
Ovo je prvi put.
847
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,250
- To bi me iznenadilo.
- Što? Ne ali oh!
848
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,625
Žao mi je, dušo.
849
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,958
- Ali ja nisam Francuz!
- Ni ja.
850
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,667
Ovdje ne govorimo o tebi.
Poupoug!
851
00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,875
Hvala na podršci, Poupougne.
852
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:20,583
Alice i François upozorili su:
853
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,417
više ne dižemo galamu.
Hajde, Raus.
854
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,583
Idi van.
855
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,458
- [dinamična glazba]
- [pomiješani glasovi]
856
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,292
Moglo bi jako loše završiti!
857
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,083
- Dragi!
- Ne govori ništa,
858
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,625
reći ćeš neku glupost.
859
00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,833
- Krhki smo!
- Van, krhki!
860
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,042
Zatvaramo ova vrata!
861
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:40,042
Ima olovo u svojim krilima,
zemlja ljudskih prava.
862
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,708
Zebi!
863
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,417
[orijentalna glazba]
864
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,958
Red Bouvier-Sauvage?
Provjeravam to.
865
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:47,375
Bouvier-Sauvage-Martin.
866
00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:50,042
Oprosti, to je bilo brže.
867
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,875
“Martin” je još brži.
868
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,208
- Imate li ga?
- Pogledat ću.
869
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,292
Ah, gospodine Souvage,
870
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:55,792
kako mu je
871
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:57,708
Ah, gospodine Ribeiro,
kako si
872
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,333
- U redu je, u redu je.
- [mali smijeh]
873
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,625
sjećaš li me se
874
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,208
Nijemac koji prodaje Peugeote
nije zaboravljen.
875
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,292
Da.
876
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,250
- Kako je?
- U redu je, u redu je.
877
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,250
Dolazi li po svoje kroasane?
878
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,583
naređujem
za vjenčanje moje kćeri.
879
00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,417
- I moj sin.
- Nije li to istina?
880
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:15,208
Dolazim po
Da Silvina svadbena torta.
881
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,000
- Danas se udaje.
- Sjajno.
882
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,458
Još ih ne poznajete?
883
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,292
O ne, još uvijek ne.
884
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,667
Neophodno je. došao sam
s Da Costasom,
885
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,917
Oliveiras, Pereiras, Da Puntos.
886
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,500
Uvijek u društvu.
To je sjajno.
887
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:28,708
[on se smije]
888
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,542
Ah, evo ga. Pogledaj ovo.
889
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,167
- Što je ovo?
- Pasteis de Nata,
890
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,917
tradicionalni portugalski kolač.
891
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:35,708
Kao kolač?
892
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,833
Da, ide gore.
U svakom slučaju, on je nevjerojatan.
893
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,750
Sve radi po narudžbi.
894
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:42,875
Svadbena torta sa turskim delicijama...
895
00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,292
Turski užici?
Jeste li svjesni?
896
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,833
Ne, mogli bi biti rogovi gazele.
897
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,708
Zašto rogovi gazele?
898
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,417
Jeste li svjesni?
899
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,792
Pa ne.
Pa zašto? Što tu treba znati?
900
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:55,792
[zajedno]
ništa
901
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,708
- To je dobro, ne znam.
- [zajedno] Toliko bolje.
902
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,458
Tudo bem, dakle.
Ajde, zdravo društvo.
903
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:02,750
On zna.
904
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:03,875
- Ali ne.
- On zna.
905
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,167
- Ali konačno...
- Naravno.
906
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,667
- Nema šanse. Nemoguće.
- On zna.
907
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,958
Ali kako bi on znao?
908
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,250
Nazvat ću Nicole.
Ona će me čuti.
909
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:14,500
Ako ona kaže išta i svašta...
Neće se to tako dogoditi.
910
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:19,500
- Previše čipke, neće mu se svidjeti.
- Ne? Međutim, mora biti skupo.
911
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,125
- Ooo tamo.
- [vibrirati]
912
00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:22,708
- Pogledaj.
- Mmh mmh...
913
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:23,708
Da?
914
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,958
Oh, zdravo, draga!
kako si
915
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,583
- Oh, grah.
- Što je?
916
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:33,042
Upravo sam naručio svadbenu tortu.
To je to, dogovoreno je.
917
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,542
Hoćeš medalju?
918
00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:37,000
Upravo smo naručili svadbenu tortu.
919
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,417
- Što još, dragi?
- Ništa.
920
00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:42,083
Večeras me ne čekaš.
Spavam kod Catherine.
921
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,833
- Ah dobro?
- Imamo još puno toga za napraviti.
922
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,333
Bit ćemo mirniji bez tebe.
923
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,833
Nicole spava u dvorcu.
924
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,625
- Ali zašto?
- Upravo tako, upita Frédéric... Halo?
925
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,958
- [ton]
- Ali...
926
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,417
Spustila je slušalicu.
927
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,583
Ne, ali gdje ću spavati?
928
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,125
- Pa kod kuće.
- Već je pakao s Catherine,
929
00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:03,292
pa ako uz to, oprostite, oprostite,
930
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,667
ako je Nicole unutra,
pa ne idem više tamo, gotovo je.
931
00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,292
O ne, ne kod mene.
932
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:12,333
o ne! A onda ja,
kad nije, nije.
933
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,542
Ne.
934
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,708
[Gerard]
Izvolite.
935
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,917
- Izvoli, uđi.
- [mali smijeh]
936
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,667
- Oh!
- Pa eto.
937
00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:24,500
Imate vrlo lijepu malu kućicu.
938
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,083
Ne znam je li to prava riječ.
Može jer...
939
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,458
Hvala što ste me primili,
Učinit ću se malim.
940
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,375
Ne, ali je normalno.
941
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,792
Mama bi bila sretna.
Gostoprimstvo nam je važno.
942
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,667
Bože moj.
943
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,083
Ah dobro, moja mala majko.
944
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:41,708
Lijepa žena.
945
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,917
HVALA.
946
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,417
- Dakle, gostinjska soba je ovdje.
- [mali smijeh]
947
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:51,292
Malo sam razočarana.
Htio sam iste boje kao moj auto,
948
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,583
- ali previše je jasno.
- Strop je nizak.
949
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,542
Ma ne, 2,80, normalno.
950
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,958
Super je za paviljon.
Ali mi, u dvorcu,
951
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:00,583
navikli smo na 3,60,
952
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,583
od 4...
Idemo do 5.20.
953
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,542
- Nismo u dvorcu.
-A gdje je tvoja soba?
954
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,500
I eto ti ga.
955
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,333
Kako to Nicole zove,
956
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,250
glavna spavaća soba.
957
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:14,042
- Savršen je, uzet ću ga.
- Moj je!
958
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,500
Lijepo od tebe što si mi ga posudio.
Imam visoke stropove.
959
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,625
Inače se osjećam kao da spavam
u štakorskoj rupi.
960
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,083
Ne, Frédéric!
961
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,458
- Hvala ti, Gérard.
- [Gérard bubnjevi]
962
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:28,208
[pijetao kukuriče]
963
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:35,292
- [izdahne]
- [Frédéric pjevuši]
964
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,208
Oh... Oh moj.
965
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,208
Jesi li dobro spavao?
966
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,125
Ne, nije sjajno.
967
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,708
Ja kao beba.
968
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,458
Posudila sam tvoj kućni ogrtač
969
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,292
koja nije od svile
ali tko će se šaliti.
970
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,708
Vidim, da.
971
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,458
Ah, nemate
stroj za žito?
972
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,583
br.
973
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,417
I... i kapsule?
974
00:39:56,583 --> 00:40:00,375
Nedovoljna visina stropa
za automatsku mašinu.
975
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,750
Jesi li uvrijeđen?
976
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:03,542
Ali bit će šala, a!
977
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,458
Malo je uzrujan. Dobro.
978
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,333
[Nicole]
Da li mi dobro stoji?
979
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,417
o da
Dodaje boju.
980
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,583
Hmm.
981
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,292
- Nije previše...
- Što? Voćni?
982
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,667
- Da.
- [ona se smije]
983
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,708
Voćna salata.
984
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,792
♪ Lijepa, lijepa, lijepa ♪
985
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,875
Dobar je osjećaj promijeniti svoj stil.
986
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:27,917
Htio bih promijeniti dekor,
ali me Frédéric zaustavlja.
987
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,667
To je zbog svog prepoznatljivog srednjovjekovnog stila.
988
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,208
Pa, on je taj koji to kaže.
989
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,125
Da, konačno, Frédéric,
želim reći...
990
00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:36,125
on nije tamo.
991
00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:37,750
[tiha glazba]
992
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,500
-Oh!
- Zauzeto je!
993
00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,625
Pa da, shvatio sam, da!
994
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,417
Imate li samo Axe?
995
00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:48,208
Pa da, imam samo Axe.
Sviđa mi se Axe, da.
996
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,500
Dobro.
997
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,500
Ali nemojte dodavati previše!
998
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,292
[sprej]
999
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,833
Ne previše, rekao sam!
1000
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,667
Miriše na strast, to...
1001
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,708
Peče.
1002
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,000
[on šmrcne]
1003
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:04,167
O ne, dodao si previše.
1004
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,750
Moguće je.
poprskala sam se njime...
1005
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,333
- I meni samom smeta.
- Odbacit ću te
1006
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,458
na uglu.
1007
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,125
Bez želje
da te vidimo kako dolaziš u Peugeotu.
1008
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:15,917
- [mali smijeh]
- Ovo je vrlo delikatno od vas.
1009
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,667
hvala ti puno
1010
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,208
- Bila je to šala.
- A?
1011
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:23,292
Ne, ništa.
1012
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,375
Eto, meni je savršen.
1013
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,667
Bok.
1014
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,667
Zdravo.
Ovo je Mehmet Süleymanoğlu,
1015
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,958
tvoj turski rođak.
Dolazim vas posjetiti u Francuskoj.
1016
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:46,792
I oduševljen sam
upoznati svoju obitelj iz Bordeauxa.
1017
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:47,917
Ne mene.
1018
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:52,417
I jedva čekam
vidjeti ovaj vrlo spektakularan dvorac.
1019
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:56,250
Usuđujem se reći
“naš dvorac”?
1020
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,417
Vidimo se vrlo, vrlo brzo.
1021
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,583
Jeste li čuli?
“Naš dvorac”.
1022
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:03,292
znamo,
želi dio nasljedstva.
1023
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:05,167
Ne može ništa tvrditi,
1024
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,917
- slažemo li se?
- Pravno,
1025
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,917
tvoj rođak se može natjecati
oporuka tvog oca.
1026
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,500
Što? balega!
1027
00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,333
Ali lopov! prevarant!
1028
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,583
No postupak bi mogao trajati deset godina.
1029
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,458
Dugo je i bolno.
1030
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,417
Budite oprezni s njim.
1031
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:23,208
Moja noga u dupetu,
i on će se vratiti u Tursku.
1032
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,542
Budite više ljuti,
1033
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,458
lukaviji.
1034
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,875
Pustimo ga da se odvija.
1035
00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,667
I u tom trenutku ćemo reagirati.
1036
00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,583
U redu.
vjerujem da si u pravu.
1037
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:37,000
Pokušat ću biti više ljut,
lukaviji.
1038
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:38,542
u redu
1039
00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,917
Ako polaže pravo na dvorac,
Dajem mu kapiju.
1040
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,917
To je slika.
1041
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,000
Morate progutati tabletu.
1042
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,000
[uzdahne]
1043
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:49,708
Upozoravam te, gospodaru,
ja živ,
1044
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:51,500
ni jedne loze, mamelučki.
1045
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,042
- Tvoja sestrična.
- Da, nažalost.
1046
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,875
- [pljesak]
- [jecaj]
1047
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,583
[žena]
To je tako tužno.
1048
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,042
[jecaj]
1049
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,542
[čovjek]
Sylvain, Demba, hvala.
1050
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,333
Morate priznati, bilo je potresno.
1051
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,208
- A?
- [čovjek se smije]
1052
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,458
Tome i služi
1053
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:13,875
grupa za podršku.
1054
00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:15,833
Nisam više Francuz, ali...
1055
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,500
[svi]
sve je u redu
1056
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,125
[čovjek]
Mekano je! Idi jače.
1057
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,833
- Nisam više Francuskinja, ali...
- [sve] Sve je u redu.
1058
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
To je to, kad god hoćete!
Nešto me muči.
1059
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,542
To je taj narod
još nisam razumio
1060
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:30,417
da se trebaju postupati s DNK testovima
pažljivo.
1061
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,792
eh Da.
Pogledaj mene, na primjer.
1062
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:36,042
Vijetnamci i Kongoanci.
Tko bi to povjerovao?
1063
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,083
Skoči tamo.
1064
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,083
Ah, ali kakva radost.
1065
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,917
Ne mogu više podnijeti ove kore!
1066
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:43,208
Kad pomisliš da su svi Turci!
1067
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,625
-A sviđa li ti se ovaj?
- Po vašem mišljenju?
1068
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,750
Udale bismo se za njega, zar ne?
1069
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,125
[Nicole se smije]
1070
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,667
[čovjek] Danas,
pozdravljamo novog klinca.
1071
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:52,917
Gérard je.
1072
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,625
Gerard, dobro došao.
1073
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,000
Ako želite reći nekoliko riječi,
1074
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,958
dajem ti...
Ovaj štap je štap koji govori.
1075
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,250
Ne budi sramežljiva. Opustiti.
1076
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:05,792
Ja... Moje ime je Gérard.
1077
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,042
Ja sam više Francuz.
1078
00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:08,500
[svi]
sve je u redu
1079
00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,625
“Sve je u redu”, malo je ishitreno reći,
svejedno.
1080
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:14,792
Ja sam 50% Nijemac i 50% Alžirac.
1081
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,042
[šapuće čuđenja]
1082
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:21,250
Udarilo me u lice.
Moj otac mi je lagao cijeli život.
1083
00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,708
Moja majka više nije s ovoga svijeta,
Ni meni nije ništa rekla.
1084
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,292
Loše ga doživljavam jer sam
između kiselog kupusa i kus-kusa.
1085
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,167
Pa što sam ja?
1086
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,917
Ja sam Merguez? Kobasica?
1087
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,458
Ne vidim to dobro.
1088
00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:36,917
Znate, ja sam 100% Belgijac
i alergičan na krumpir.
1089
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:39,042
[čovjek]
Znamo to, Sylvia, znamo to.
1090
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,708
- Ajmo, grupa!
- [sve] Sve je u redu.
1091
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,958
- Sve je u redu.
- [sve] Sve je u redu.
1092
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:45,042
- Dinamično, dinamično!
- [sve] Sve je u redu.
1093
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,125
- Vrlo dobro, vrlo dobro.
- [sve] Sve je u redu!
1094
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,167
Samo naprijed, Gerard.
1095
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,375
Sve je u redu!
1096
00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:52,167
[mračna glazba]
1097
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,875
Sve je u redu!
1098
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:56,458
Sve je u redu!
1099
00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:58,667
[teško disanje]
1100
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,833
- Sve je u redu!
- [stenje]
1101
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,792
Sve je u redu!
1102
00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:04,583
Pa, Gérard...
1103
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:05,792
Ne!
1104
00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,167
gospođo,
1105
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,625
pogledajte pažljivo ovih pet muškaraca.
1106
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:13,625
Prepoznajete Alžirca
1107
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:16,625
tko ti je prodao Peugeot
pretvarajući se da sam Francuz?
1108
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,375
Da. To je broj 3!
1109
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,125
- Ali ja nisam ništa napravio!
- Lažljivice!
1110
00:45:21,292 --> 00:45:22,417
lažljivac !
1111
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:23,583
lažljivac !
1112
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,792
[Nicole]
"Loya"!
1113
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:25,792
ha?
1114
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,208
"Loya"!
1115
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:28,375
Nije razumio.
1116
00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:29,708
[engleski naglasak]
lažljivac!
1117
00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,625
- Oh, da.
- Lažljivac.
1118
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,458
Nije Alžirac! Ja sam Nijemac!
1119
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:34,708
- Lažljivice!
- Lažljivice!
1120
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,042
- Lažljivice!
- Lažljivice!
1121
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:37,417
- Lažljivice!
- Lažljivice!
1122
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:38,292
muškarci...
1123
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:39,708
- [stenje]
-Nikol!
1124
00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:41,708
[viču]
1125
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,750
Što radiš tamo?
1126
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:47,333
Imala sam noćnu moru.
Nisam htjela spavati sama.
1127
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
Noćna mora se nastavlja!
1128
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,042
Samo naprijed, gospođo Martin.
1129
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,125
The.
1130
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:55,250
Ze.
1131
00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:56,375
The.
1132
00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:57,667
Ze.
1133
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,083
The.
1134
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,125
Ze.
1135
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:00,917
The.
1136
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,292
- Ze.
- The.
1137
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,292
Ze.
1138
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,167
The.
1139
00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,208
- The.
- Oui !
1140
00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:06,417
- [na frapeu]
- Da!
1141
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,875
Bien ! Dobar refleks, Nicole.
1142
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,417
Oprostite, ja sam gospođin muž.
1143
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,708
- Ako mogu...
- Bien sûr.
1144
00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:14,417
Qu'est-ce que tu fais là ?
1145
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:18,250
C'est important pour toi,
donc važno pour moi.
1146
00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:19,417
Na reprendu ?
1147
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:20,625
The.
1148
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:21,792
Ze.
1149
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,542
- The.
- Ze.
1150
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,125
The.
1151
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,417
The!
1152
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,250
Vrlo je dobro, Nicole.
1153
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,208
C'est fou, les progrès que j'ai faits.
1154
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,167
"Samks".
1155
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,667
[smiješna glazba]
1156
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,667
[zvoni]
1157
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:38,917
Zdravo.
1158
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,583
zdravo Mehmet je.
1159
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,125
Mehmet?
1160
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:44,750
Ja sam turski rođak.
1161
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,750
Oh, turski rođak!
1162
00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:48,417
- Ben Mehmet.
- Oprosti,
1163
00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:51,667
oprosti. Katarina, Fridrikova žena.
Začarana.
1164
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,958
- U redu.
- Tata?
1165
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,083
kakvi užasni brkovi
a kakva groteskna odjeća!
1166
00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,208
Ne, ali nije Frédéric.
1167
00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,792
To je njegov turski rođak, Mehmet.
1168
00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,167
- Süleymanoğlu.
- Oprostite!
1169
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,417
Turski rođak.
1170
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,125
Nema potrebe za DNK testiranjem.
1171
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,125
- Pronaći te?
- Ah, mislim da jesam.
1172
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,083
- [mali smijeh]
- Uđi, uđi.
1173
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,583
- Želiš li to?
- Želiš to.
1174
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,125
- Vraćam se.
- Vrati se.
1175
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,292
Tamo je vrlo lijep dvorac.
kamin,
1176
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,708
vrlo impresivno.
1177
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,292
Ipak sam došao na tvoju seansu.
1178
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,333
Je li to dovoljno da se sve oprosti?
1179
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,375
- Pa...
- Pa ne.
1180
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:26,083
- Kakav je ovo auto?
- Mercedes.
1181
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,458
Pa da, znam.
1182
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,250
- Što radiš s tim?
- Catherine mi ga je posudila.
1183
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,083
Udoban, a ima breskvu!
1184
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,375
- Da...
- Obožavam to.
1185
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,958
Na kraju ću ti reći,
1186
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:37,458
nije sjajna auto kutija,
koristi puno ulja
1187
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:38,750
i nula rukovanja.
1188
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:41,708
- Reći ćeš mi koliko sam ti dužan.
- Za što?
1189
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,208
Za tehnički pregled.
1190
00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:44,792
Ah! Vrlo smiješno.
1191
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:46,625
Oh kvragu...
1192
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:47,958
Bože moj!
1193
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,333
[puše]
1194
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,583
"R" znači straga.
1195
00:47:56,583 --> 00:48:00,875
Jako sam se iznenadio
otkriti obitelj iz Bordeauxa.
1196
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,375
I kakva impresivna obitelj!
1197
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:04,875
Vrlo međunarodna obitelj.
1198
00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:07,958
- Ja sam portugalskog porijekla.
- Oh!
1199
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,625
Ja sam Turčin
još od Sulejmana Veličanstvenog.
1200
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:14,125
Studirao sam povijest
na Sveučilištu u Istanbulu.
1201
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:15,042
Moj muž
1202
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,625
je ljubitelj povijesti.
1203
00:48:16,792 --> 00:48:18,875
- Šteta što nije ovdje.
- Kakva šteta.
1204
00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:20,042
Frédéric je netko
1205
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:23,542
koji voli druge kulture,
uvijek znatiželjan o drugima.
1206
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:26,458
Kozmopolit, znatiželjni rođak, svejedno.
1207
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,333
Reći ću ti jednu tajnu
da se ne ponavlja.
1208
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,292
[pročišćava grlo]
1209
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,292
jesam
1210
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,833
iz vrlo bogate obitelji.
1211
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,875
Mi posjedujemo
pola zemlje u Istanbulu.
1212
00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:37,375
Oh? O da, svejedno.
1213
00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,875
- Kad je moj otac ubijen...
- Bože moj!
1214
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:40,833
Što se dogodilo?
1215
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,125
- Prijezir.
- Oh!
1216
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:46,333
Glupa priča o preljubu koja...
1217
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,208
Ali... nije dokazano.
1218
00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,083
Pridružio sam se tvrtki za nekretnine
obitelji.
1219
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:54,792
Velika obitelj, velike obaveze.
1220
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:56,625
[oni se smiju]
1221
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,083
zašto se smiješ
1222
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,167
[Catherine]
oprosti
1223
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:01,250
zašto se smiješ
1224
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,500
Što kažeš tamo,
1225
00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,208
Tjera me da pomislim na Frédérica.
1226
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,083
Rođaci, eto zašto.
1227
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,083
[oni se smiju]
1228
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,292
- [zvoni]
- Vrlo smiješno.
1229
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,292
- Čekaš nekoga?
- Ne.
1230
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:13,875
[kucamo]
1231
00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:16,333
Oprostite, zaboravio sam ključeve...
1232
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,083
- [Frédéric] Ne, ali eto...
- [bubnja]
1233
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,292
[zvoni]
1234
00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,167
Lijepa dobrodošlica!
1235
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,500
Oprostite, prisluškivali su me.
1236
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,583
To je u obitelji.
Tvoja majka trenutno ima dosta problema.
1237
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,708
- Je li ona tamo?
- Mama? Ne, jako je zaposlena.
1238
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,083
Zauzet čime?
1239
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:31,875
Da organiziram svoje vjenčanje.
1240
00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:34,625
Oprostiti. znate
da me je izbacila iz dvorca?
1241
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:36,458
- Kako to?
- Živim s Gérardom.
1242
00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,417
A onda, gratinirano je, eto!
1243
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,000
- Užasan dekor.
- Tata!
1244
00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:41,667
Idem uzeti neke stvari.
1245
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,542
Ne mogu više,
njegova krema poslije brijanja, osim toga.
1246
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,042
stvarno je...
1247
00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,708
neću ti smetati
duže.
1248
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,292
o ne! Ne, definitivno ne.
1249
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,208
Konačno, mislim,
ne, nema žurbe.
1250
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,292
- Za što?
- Dođi, pokazat ću ti dvorac.
1251
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,000
Vrlo lijepo, dvorac.
1252
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,625
- Vrlo lijepa izrada.
- Jako lijepo.
1253
00:49:59,792 --> 00:50:02,125
- [Catherine] Dakle, ovim putem...
- Oh.
1254
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:05,083
Hajde, idi.
1255
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,167
Francuski bilijar, pravi bilijar,
biljar koji je težak.
1256
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,083
- Ima li koga?
- Ne, nitko.
1257
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,583
- Kakva je to mala buka?
- Mora da je mačka.
1258
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:16,000
Ima netko.
Držite to dvije sekunde.
1259
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,333
Ne, to mora biti mačka.
1260
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:21,250
- Kako se zove?
- Zove se Erdo... Napoleon.
1261
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,250
Erdogan?
1262
00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,542
Napoleon?
1263
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,583
Erdogan?
1264
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:25,667
Napoleon?
1265
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:26,542
Erdogan?
1266
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:27,542
Napoleon?
1267
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,417
Erdogan?
1268
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,042
Napoleon?
1269
00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:35,458
Mačka mala...
1270
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,792
[smiješna glazba]
1271
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,625
- Gdje je onda ona?
- U radionici.
1272
00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:40,875
kakva je ona
1273
00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,000
Veličanstveno, ljepotica.
1274
00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,083
Pa, nitko ne smije znati.
1275
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,208
- Pogotovo ne Nicole.
- Očito.
1276
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,708
- Zdravo, Cécile.
- Dobar dan, g. Martin.
1277
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:50,875
ovuda.
1278
00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,000
[mehanizam]
1279
00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:55,083
Oh, dirnut sam.
1280
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:59,375
[Gérard] To je dragulj.
504 kabrio kupe, berba 1969.
1281
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,667
- [mali smijeh]
- Prelijepa je.
1282
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,750
Za vjenčanje će biti savršeno.
1283
00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:05,083
- Nevjerojatno je.
- da
1284
00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:09,292
Morat ćete dodati nekoliko malih dlačica,
bijele vrpce...
1285
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,083
- Neka bude vjenčanje.
- Naravno.
1286
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,125
Pitat ćemo Youssefa.
da se pobrinem za to.
1287
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,125
Youssef?
1288
00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:15,208
Je li nov?
1289
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,000
Ne, prošle su dvije godine
da je s nama.
1290
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,917
- Alžirac, jako fin.
- Oh, Alžirac?
1291
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,625
Ah, zdravo, Youssef.
1292
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,458
gospodine Martine.
1293
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,792
I ja sam mali Alžirac.
1294
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:29,875
Ah, nisam znala.
1295
00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,917
- Pa nisam ni ja.
- Oh.
1296
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:34,083
Najljepša zemlja na svijetu.
1297
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,000
Jedva čekam to vidjeti, da.
1298
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,542
- [mali smijeh]
- Ah, evo,
1299
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,625
ako tražite gdje otići navečer,
1300
00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,792
moj šogor ima šišu.
1301
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,542
Svidjet će vam se.
1302
00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,125
Savršeno, hvala.
1303
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:48,667
Pa... choukran.
1304
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,750
Nije to ništa.
1305
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,583
Ah, Gerard.
1306
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,208
kakav je bio dan
1307
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,417
u redu Za što?
1308
00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,833
Samo da znam.
Oprostite što sam zainteresiran.
1309
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,833
Žao mi je što sam iznenađen.
1310
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,833
Tako.
1311
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,833
[on šmrcne]
1312
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,875
Kakav je ovo miris?
1313
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:14,500
- Je li ovo... moj parfem?
- Ne.
1314
00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:15,625
Da, to je moja Sjekira.
1315
00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:17,375
Axe, znam ga. Peče.
1316
00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:20,083
Eto, to je suptilnije.
To je ženski parfem.
1317
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,792
Pa, bilo što!
1318
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,500
- Jesi li išao vidjeti Nicole?
- Ali ne!
1319
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,208
Nemam nikakvu odgovornost!
1320
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:27,750
Reći istinu.
1321
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,208
br.
1322
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,375
Slučajno sam naišao na nju.
1323
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,292
U gradu
od 500.000 stanovnika,
1324
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:35,750
naiđete slučajno
o tvojoj bivšoj ženi.
1325
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:38,792
- Ona nije moja bivša žena.
- Da, dobro, razumijem.
1326
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:41,750
To uopće nije ono što ti...
ti vjeruješ.
1327
00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:42,958
[uzdahne]
1328
00:52:43,667 --> 00:52:45,458
[Frédéric zalupi vratima]
1329
00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:48,500
- [cikade pjevaju]
- [otvaramo vrata]
1330
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,375
[zaludi]
1331
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,708
- Što to radiš?
- Ja odlazim.
1332
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:59,583
Neću ostati ni s kim
koji me ne poštuje.
1333
00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,083
To je smiješno!
1334
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:02,958
Frederick!
1335
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,792
[škare u daljini]
1336
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:07,583
Pobijedio si, prepuštam to tebi.
1337
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,958
Sretno s Catherine.
1338
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:15,500
Dušo, mislim da su novi susjedi
su svingeri.
1339
00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:16,583
[zatvaramo vrata]
1340
00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:23,292
[puše]
1341
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,917
Što je, draga?
1342
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:26,250
Što nije u redu?
1343
00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:27,917
Nije li to dobro?
1344
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,667
Uvijek pečena govedina.
1345
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:32,917
Nedostaje li ti Frédéric?
1346
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:34,625
Pa ne!
1347
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,167
Ne, tata je.
1348
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,792
Njegova zadnja laž ne pali.
1349
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,250
Tvoj otac nije bio
tko je rekao da je.
1350
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:44,542
Da tvoja majka nije bila ono što je bila,
to je puno.
1351
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,125
Da, potvrđujem.
1352
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:47,958
dušo,
1353
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,083
Ne želim da dođe na vjenčanje.
1354
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,292
Ipak je on tvoj otac.
1355
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,042
Eto, otišao je predaleko.
1356
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:56,833
Vidjeli biste:
"Ti si Nijemac,
1357
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,333
“moj mali Gerhart.
Moram vam reći još jednu vijest.
1358
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,208
- "Ti si Alžirac."
- Ne rugaš se svom ocu!
1359
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,958
Da, ali sada mi se gadi.
1360
00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,542
Nije nas briga
1361
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:07,958
podrijetla.
1362
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,167
Pozovite svog oca.
1363
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,542
br.
1364
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:12,667
A tvoj sin?
1365
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,500
Jeste li mu rekli da ste Alžirac?
1366
00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:17,292
“Ali ne, nisam mu rekla
da ga zaštiti."
1367
00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:18,583
"Inouf"!
1368
00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:24,042
Dosta.
1369
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:27,625
Što je desert?
1370
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:28,708
Žele.
1371
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:29,750
Idem gore.
1372
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:33,125
- Zar ne kasniš?
- Idem raditi na svom engleskom.
1373
00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,875
Hoćeš da te natjeram da ponoviš?
1374
00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:36,583
Oh, rado.
1375
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,333
Dakle, ovaj je...
1376
00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,333
Wow...Worcestershire.
1377
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:42,750
"Woltostar".
1378
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:43,917
br.
1379
00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,792
"Woltostar".
1380
00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,167
Idem gore.
1381
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:48,583
"Grosestar".
1382
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750
br.
1383
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,625
Manchester.
1384
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,250
Ne, to je nogomet.
1385
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,625
"Wolshostar".
1386
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,042
[Gerard]
Laku noć.
1387
00:54:57,667 --> 00:54:59,458
[tiha glazba]
1388
00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,042
sta je ovo
1389
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,375
Ne, ali gdje su moji preci?
1390
00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,375
Ne, ali pomozi!
1391
00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:11,042
Catherine!
1392
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,875
Ne, ali obitelj, fa...
Obitelji više nema!
1393
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,708
Eto, moji preci.
1394
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,083
Pravda vam je konačno zadovoljena.
1395
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:28,042
Obitelj je stvarno ono što postoji
najvažniji na svijetu.
1396
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:31,333
[zvoni]
1397
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,042
Da, dolazim!
1398
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,208
Rho!
1399
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,125
Dobro jutro. Mehmet je.
1400
00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,292
- To je što?
- Mehmet je.
1401
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,583
Süleymanoğlu. Turski rođak.
1402
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,583
Merhaba.
1403
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,125
- Moguće je. što hoćeš
- Ništa.
1404
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:48,708
Samo želim reći:
"Zdravo. Ovdje Mehmet."
1405
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,792
Pa zdravo. I doviđenja.
1406
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:55,333
- Želim upoznati svoju obitelj iz Bordeauxa.
- Želiš li je upoznati?
1407
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,958
Ja ću vas upoznati.
1408
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,250
Uđi, uđi.
1409
00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,500
Ako želiš, doći ću kući. Vrlo ljubazno.
1410
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:02,542
Tu je, obitelj.
1411
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,083
Vrlo dirljivo.
1412
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,458
Čekaj, da ti objasnim.
Oni su vitezovi.
1413
00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:09,000
Svi jesu
1414
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,417
- križarski ratovi.
- Znam priču.
1415
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,542
Jeruzalemsko kraljevstvo,
mali kralj gubavac...
1416
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,833
I “Saladine” koja sve oporavi.
1417
00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,583
Da, "Saladine"... Saladin, da.
1418
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,542
Povijest ponekad bode.
1419
00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:23,583
Dakle, vidite ovo dvoje?
1420
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,083
Ovo su moji favoriti.
1421
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,292
Sudjelovali su
do pljačke Carigrada.
1422
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,208
Prvi. Najuspješniji.
1423
00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:30,958
- Oh!
- To je zahvaljujući
1424
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,375
na njihovu hrabrost
da su bili oplemenjeni.
1425
00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:37,250
Jesu, ali onda,
izrezano od osmanskog u obilju.
1426
00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:38,250
Oprostiti.
1427
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,958
I sam imam pretke
koji su vrlo veliki ratnici.
1428
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:46,542
Žestok, nemilosrdan.
Koji su masakrirali kršćane
1429
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,250
s jednom rukom, ide gore
1430
00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,167
u sjevernoj Španjolskoj.
1431
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,792
To je užasno.
1432
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,125
Na drugoj temi,
1433
00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:56,292
Pomislio sam na vaše vinsko imanje.
1434
00:56:56,458 --> 00:57:00,000
- Ideja za razvoj.
- Hvala, moj razvoj ide jako dobro.
1435
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,542
Luka je vrlo dobra,
ali ostalo je bla bla.
1436
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:05,375
Nije uopće bla bla.
1437
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:08,250
Zaostalo je,
da udovoljim svojoj ženi.
1438
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:11,208
Da, ali u Turskoj,
Imam jako lijepu zemlju
1439
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,042
gdje bismo mogli proizvoditi
izvrsna rakija.
1440
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,792
- Rakiju?
- [mali smijeh]
1441
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,333
Žao mi je, ali svejedno...
1442
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,042
Moja obitelj proizvodi jedno od najboljih vina
iz Bordeauxa,
1443
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,458
a ja bih rakiju?
1444
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:25,458
Oprosti, rođače Met Metmet,
1445
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:28,667
ali sam odgajan u izvrsnosti
a ja ću ostati tamo.
1446
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:32,125
- Pozvat ću te da dođeš kući.
- Dobro razmisli, rođače.
1447
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:34,708
Rakija se ulije.
1448
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,417
Slušaj, hvala,
1449
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:37,375
ali ću odbiti.
1450
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,292
- Dakle.
- Ne zaboravi Mehmeta.
1451
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:40,167
Pozdrav kući.
1452
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,792
- Pa Mehmete!
- To je to.
1453
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,833
[vesela glazba]
1454
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:46,500
- [mali smijeh]
- [otvaramo vrata]
1455
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,417
Zašto ste to učinili?
1456
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,625
- Ali nisam ništa napravio.
- Da, otpustili ste svog rođaka.
1457
00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:53,625
- Otpustili ste Mehmeta.
- Kako to znaš?
1458
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:54,708
Nazvao me.
1459
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,792
Bio je razočaran. Stvarno ste odvratni!
1460
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,792
Mehmet je sama ljubaznost.
1461
00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,792
- On je sladak.
- Ah dobro.
1462
00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:03,708
Poznaju li ga svi?
Jeste li ga upoznali?
1463
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,167
Jeste li željeli biti tamo?
1464
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:08,167
Bio sam sasvim jasan,
Nisam ga htjela vidjeti.
1465
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:10,208
Ali sada ti mogu reći...
1466
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,583
On je sumnjiv.
1467
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,625
On samo želi
1468
00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,833
upoznati njegovu obitelj.
Nije napad.
1469
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,458
Novac, dvorac, vinogradi...
On želi poslovati.
1470
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,708
Ova rakija je jako dobra ideja.
1471
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:23,875
Znate li što je rakija?
Loš pastis.
1472
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,792
Vidite li tako budućnost dvorca?
1473
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:28,917
Budi naivan, ne mogu.
Ja sam Bouvier-Sauvage...
1474
00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:31,208
- Bože!
- Ovdje sam da sačuvam
1475
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,083
obitelj i nasljeđe.
1476
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,250
[zalupi vratima]
1477
00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:35,417
Da, dobro...
1478
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,708
Očito, ja sam jedini.
1479
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,792
Možeš li ponoviti?
1480
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:45,750
Da, jednostavno je.
1481
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:48,292
Ja sam Francuz.
Želim postati Alžirac.
1482
00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:03,792
Oprosti, ja...
1483
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,542
Idem potražiti kolegu.
Vratit ću se, ne miči se.
1484
00:59:12,208 --> 00:59:14,042
kako si Jeste li se smirili?
1485
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:18,042
- Možemo li se pomiriti?
- Ti si taj koji ima problem, ne ja.
1486
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:20,208
dušo...
1487
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:23,875
On ima loše namjere, Mehmete.
1488
00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:26,458
Ja samo štitim obitelj.
1489
00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:29,250
- I stavio sam bisere?
- Nimalo, draga.
1490
00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:32,583
Ali ti si malo naivniji.
Pa, osjetljiviji.
1491
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:37,083
Kao i svi koji imaju veliko srce,
vama je lakše manipulirati.
1492
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,542
- Kao s Portugalcima.
- Ah dobro?
1493
00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:42,792
Moja luka se prodaje kao alva.
Tko ima koristi?
1494
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,542
Ne, ali ću te podsjetiti
da je uspjeh luka
1495
00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:48,083
je zbog know-how
dvorca Janzac.
1496
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,125
- Što to radiš?
- Tamo?
1497
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,708
- da
- Izmanipuliran sam.
1498
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:53,667
Zdravo, Mehmete.
1499
00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:55,417
- Catherine je.
- Ali konačno!
1500
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,958
Bouvier-Sauvage.
1501
00:59:57,125 --> 01:00:00,583
Da. htio bih te pozvati
na vjenčanju moje kćeri.
1502
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:05,208
- Naravno da Frédéric zna.
- Kakav je to sirupasti glas?
1503
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:08,500
I želio bi ponovno razgovarati s vama
ove ideje o rakiji.
1504
01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:09,583
sta je ovo
1505
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:13,792
Ali da, on to smatra divnim.
Ne, ali znaš,
1506
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:17,083
Frédéric igra oštro,
ali to je nježno srce.
1507
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:18,875
On je osjetljiv.
1508
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,167
- Može se manipulirati.
- To je to.
1509
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,458
Računam na tebe, Mehmete.
1510
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:24,708
ljubim te.
1511
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,792
"Ljubim te"...
1512
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,042
Bravo, doveli ste vuka
u ovčarniku.
1513
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,875
- Oh.
- Imat će ozbiljne posljedice,
1514
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,833
kažem vam. Bože...
1515
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,583
Izdajica u svojoj obitelji!
1516
01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:39,042
Ovo je nešto što je izvan mene!
1517
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,958
Možete ponoviti
što si mi rekao
1518
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,500
Mom kolegi.
1519
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,958
Pa da, to je...
1520
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,042
Ja sam Francuz
i želim postati Alžirac.
1521
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,542
- Oprostite.
- Oprostite.
1522
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:13,125
Ovo prvi put čujemo.
novo je.
1523
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,042
A kako se ti zoveš?
1524
01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:18,083
Gerard. Gerard Martin.
1525
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:19,917
Gerard Martin...
1526
01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:22,875
Gérard...Martin.
1527
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,167
[nastavljaju se smijati]
1528
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,292
[lagana glazba]
1529
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,792
Oh, lijepo!
1530
01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:39,083
Ah, dobro, jesi li tu?
1531
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:41,042
sve je u redu?
1532
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,250
Uf.
1533
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:45,167
sviđa li ti se
1534
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,333
Uf.
1535
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,875
Da, sviđa mi se.
Ali nisi ga bacio?
1536
01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:49,875
Oh, ne.
1537
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,500
Obiteljsko sjećanje.
1538
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,708
- Još uvijek mi dobro stoji, zar ne?
- da
1539
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,250
Oh.
1540
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:57,083
[Frédéric]
Ne, ali onda,
1541
01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,167
Catherine je pozvala Mehmeta na vjenčanje.
1542
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:02,375
mogu vam reći
da želim sve poslati.
1543
01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,083
U redu, prvo: "Zdravo, Nicole."
1544
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,375
eh
1545
01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:07,458
o da Bok, Nicole.
1546
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,583
- Zdravo, Frédéric.
- Dobro jutro.
1547
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,667
Jeste li znali za Turčina?
1548
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:13,292
- Je li te Nicole upozorila?
- Ne.
1549
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,042
Inače bi vas podržao.
1550
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,083
- Nadam se.
- Što?
1551
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,583
Bih li ga podržao?
1552
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,792
Baš me briga za ovu lutku.
1553
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,250
Od vaše povijesti testiranja,
1554
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:24,083
što god ti tko rekao,
radite bilo što.
1555
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,667
- Oh!
- Ne govorim više ništa.
1556
01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:27,125
Začepio sam svoj "mousse".
1557
01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:30,000
Ah, da, ti "šuti pjenu".
To, potvrđujem.
1558
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,792
Nisi tražio konzulat.
1559
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:34,042
- Ne, nije me briga.
- Što? je li ti stalo
1560
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,250
Ja, ne.
Kako je prošlo?
1561
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:37,208
Ti, šuti.
1562
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,333
- Je li ti stalo?
- da nije me briga
1563
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,375
da li si Alžirac,
ne mijenja ništa. Po mom mišljenju.
1564
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:45,542
- Za tebe, to je sigurno.
- Patili smo. Pa, pogotovo njega.
1565
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,250
Nije ga probavio.
Loše si to prihvatio.
1566
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:49,708
- Začepi opet.
- Što?
1567
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,708
- Kako govoriš?
- Dobro, hajde van.
1568
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,250
- To je to! Zrak!
- Otpuštaš me?
1569
01:02:54,417 --> 01:02:55,875
- da
- Dakle, ne!
1570
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,583
- Obiteljske brige.
- Shvaćam!
1571
01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:00,083
Uvijek ste tamo gdje vas očekujemo!
1572
01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:03,083
van ! Idi u tursko kupatilo,
To će vas smiriti.
1573
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,125
Moje zadovoljstvo.
1574
01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:07,125
Oprosti, draga.
On je taj koji me nervira.
1575
01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:08,500
ali je...
1576
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,917
dušo?
1577
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:21,625
[trubiti]
1578
01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:26,792
Pa, kamo ideš?
1579
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,417
Vraćam se na selo.
1580
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,000
Ne znaš ni gdje je.
1581
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:31,375
dobro !
1582
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,250
dušo,
1583
01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:45,000
susjedi nisu svingeri.
1584
01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,500
Oni su stranci.
1585
01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:48,625
[šokiran mali smijeh]
1586
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,792
Vikali su jedno na drugo
kao pokvarena riba.
1587
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:52,875
ne mogu ponoviti,
1588
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,833
- ali nije letio visoko.
- Vidiš, rekla sam ti.
1589
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,000
Ne biste trebali previše forsirati.
1590
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:01,875
Nisam mogao zamisliti
da će se naljutiti na Gérarda.
1591
01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:03,167
Neće doći na vjenčanje.
1592
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,292
- Ali da.
- Bravo.
1593
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,708
Pa, ja ću se pobrinuti za Gérarda.
Ostavljam Frédérica tebi.
1594
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,000
Hvala na daru.
1595
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,542
Draga moja, snalazim se.
1596
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:13,917
Vidim, da.
1597
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,250
Nema šanse
neka budu zajedno.
1598
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:19,125
[orijentalna glazba]
1599
01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:25,042
- Dobro smo, zar ne?
- Ne.
1600
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:27,042
Moraš se opustiti, Frédéric.
1601
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,750
- Zar ti nije dobro?
- Ne.
1602
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,708
Probaj ovo, u redu je... Zen.
1603
01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,542
Ne, pušim samo cigare.
1604
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:35,417
Kakav je on ubojiti veseljak.
1605
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,000
Mmh!
1606
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,625
- Malo čaja?
- Oh, sa zadovoljstvom.
1607
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,667
- Shukran.
- Psartek.
1608
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:44,917
Marhaba.
1609
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:46,458
- [mali smijeh]
- Malo čaja?
1610
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,583
Ne, pola Vittela, molim.
1611
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,083
Pola boce?
1612
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:52,875
- Demi-Vittel, što.
- U redu.
1613
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:55,292
- To te ne sprječava da kažeš "choukran".
- "Boukran".
1614
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,250
Ne, "choukran".
1615
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,625
- A?
- "Shukran".
1616
01:04:57,792 --> 01:04:59,708
- "Chakran".
- Rho!
1617
01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,792
- Mmh!
- Dobro, idemo li?
1618
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:04,208
- Što, već?
- Išli smo okolo.
1619
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500
Nisam još popio čaj.
1620
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:08,250
Vidim Mehmeta posvuda.
Nepodnošljivo je.
1621
01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:11,667
Imaš mali problem.
To je opsjednutost tobom.
1622
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,000
Želite li ostati na utakmici?
1623
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:16,167
- Kakva igra?
- To je Mali-Tunis.
1624
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:17,458
Zar ne postoji Alžir?
1625
01:05:18,042 --> 01:05:19,583
Eliminirani su.
1626
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,500
Oh, pa... Eliminiran...
1627
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:23,125
Ti si šovinist.
1628
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,750
Dobro nam je tamo. dišemo.
1629
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:28,292
4,80 eura po kavi,
klasičniji je.
1630
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,625
Volim klasiku.
1631
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,292
Oh, znam.
1632
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,750
Dobro... Hvala što si me podsjetio.
1633
01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:39,833
Htio sam se ispričati.
Izmaknuo sam se vlastitoj kontroli.
1634
01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:42,125
Ni ja nisam bio baš dobar.
1635
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,625
Oh !
Početak mea culpa, apsolutno.
1636
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:47,625
Hm, ne, nemojmo pretjerivati.
Svjetlo.
1637
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:50,292
Svjetlo. svakako,
ti si prava Francuskinja.
1638
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,167
HVALA. HVALA.
1639
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:54,125
- Gospodo.
- Oh.
1640
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:57,375
- Trebam pokupiti.
- Što je jako kod tebe?
1641
01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,083
Viski, konjak, kalva.
Imamo čak i rakiju.
1642
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:02,042
- Gazda je Alzašanin.
- Rakija.
1643
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,583
- Sjajno.
- Ja sam Nijemac. To je moja turneja.
1644
01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,542
Mmh mmh. Bože, pff.
1645
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,208
Evo, ostavi bocu.
1646
01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,417
Dobro.
1647
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,167
- U Alžir.
- U Alžir, ako to želiš.
1648
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:13,333
Tko me ne želi.
1649
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,708
Ne znaju što gube.
1650
01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:18,208
- Hoćemo li tako, odmah?
- Da, dupe.
1651
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:21,625
- (Dupe suho.)
- Hajde, dolazi sestrica.
1652
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,333
To je puno, eto.
1653
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,583
[stenje]
1654
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:25,583
Frederick,
1655
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,625
- u Tursku.
- Možete li zamisliti?
1656
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,375
Možete li zamisliti posjetnicu?
"Frédéric Süleymanoğlu,
1657
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:33,708
"vlasnik Château Janzac
u Bordeauxu."
1658
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,125
Turčin koji prodaje vino,
trebali bismo ga zvati Glouglou.
1659
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:39,042
- [on se smije]
- Bah!
1660
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,417
Moraš se smijati, eh. Žderati...
1661
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,708
Alžirac koji prodaje Peugeot...
1662
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,083
“Golub”. Kažemo "Pižo".
1663
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,375
- Hajde, Frédéric.
- Hajdemo.
1664
01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:50,417
U budućnosti.
1665
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,000
Zajebano za zajebano.
1666
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,583
[stenje]
1667
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,667
Blizak je metilnom alkoholu.
1668
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,708
[zvoni mobitel]
1669
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,667
Tko je Popopo?
1670
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,375
- Tko je to?
- Pa dobro!
1671
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,292
Ministarstvo unutarnjih poslova, u izvješću.
1672
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:10,958
- [on se smije]
- Ne ali...
1673
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:13,000
Stjeraju nas u kut.
hajde...
1674
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:14,083
♪ Oslobođen ♪
1675
01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,000
♪ Isporučeno ♪
1676
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,667
Nedostupan.
1677
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:21,625
Isto za Gérarda.
1678
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,667
Počinje biti zabrinjavajuće.
1679
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:27,250
Nadam se da se to njima nije dogodilo
užasna nesreća.
1680
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:31,250
- [ona jeca]
- [božanstvena glazba]
1681
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,583
I eto ti ga.
1682
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,583
[jecaju]
1683
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,667
- Zar nije lijepa?
- Prekrasno.
1684
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,083
Samo sam uzbuđen zbog sutra.
1685
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,417
I ja, draga moja.
1686
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,458
- Vidi, mama.
- Ali ti si veličanstven!
1687
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:50,875
Veličanstveno je.
1688
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:52,625
Jako lijepo.
1689
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,458
“Francuska kuhinja”.
1690
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,792
Bila su to dobra vremena.
Više nemamo pravo na to.
1691
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:01,750
“Više nemamo pravo na to”…
1692
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:03,917
- Možemo se pozdraviti.
- Vjeruješ li?
1693
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,250
Pa da.
1694
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:07,792
Nisu samo Francuzi
koji su pristojni.
1695
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,583
[zvono na vratima]
1696
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:13,375
O, gospodine Bouvier-Sauvage!
kako si
1697
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,083
Nije dobro, dragi prijatelju.
1698
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:17,542
- Oh, jesi li bolestan?
- Još gore od toga.
1699
01:08:17,707 --> 01:08:19,292
Mi smo stranci.
1700
01:08:19,457 --> 01:08:21,707
Konačno, više smo Francuzi.
1701
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:23,207
Oh prokletstvo.
1702
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,292
Da.
1703
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,582
Došli smo se oprostiti.
1704
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,957
To je lijepo.
1705
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,542
- Nedostajat ćeš mi, Lamberte.
- I tebi.
1706
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:31,500
I ti također.
1707
01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:33,542
- Dopuštam si.
- Rečeno je,
1708
01:08:33,707 --> 01:08:35,957
Uzimam American Express.
Volim strance.
1709
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:38,250
Pogotovo ako rone, eh.
1710
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,417
Da, fin si, Moussa,
Ja sam kupac.
1711
01:08:41,582 --> 01:08:43,917
Mogu te zamoliti za uslugu,
Lambert?
1712
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,332
Što god želite.
1713
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,832
- Želio bih malo slatkiša.
- Bijeli maslac u stilu Nantesa.
1714
01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:50,832
SADA?
1715
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,375
- Nije za jelo.
- Ne, ne, to je...
1716
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:55,917
Samo ih je osjetiti
posljednji put.
1717
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,417
Osjećate ih?
1718
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,292
- Da se oprostim.
- Dakle.
1719
01:08:59,457 --> 01:09:01,582
- Dakle.
- Da, naravno.
1720
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,707
Dolazim, zar ne?
1721
01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:06,250
[stenje]
1722
01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:07,667
Zbogom, slatkice.
1723
01:09:07,832 --> 01:09:08,667
volim to
1724
01:09:08,832 --> 01:09:10,667
I ja volim slatkice.
1725
01:09:10,832 --> 01:09:12,082
Oh, tamo!
1726
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:14,792
- Burgundski je taj koji će mi nedostajati.
- da
1727
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,625
- A ovdje je foie gras.
- Oh, to!
1728
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,125
- To je Francuska!
- Oh, to je divno.
1729
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,332
Što nam nedostaje
kad smo više Francuzi!
1730
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,082
- da
- Goveđi jezik.
1731
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,082
Pokrivač.
1732
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:28,832
Vol-au-vents, juha od luka.
cassoulet! Bože moj!
1733
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,750
Trostruki.
1734
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:30,707
Žablji krakovi.
1735
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:31,667
Janjeći mozak.
1736
01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:33,667
- Teleći bubrezi.
- Rosés.
1737
01:09:33,832 --> 01:09:35,250
Molim vas, roze.
1738
01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,957
Za strance, znaš
o francuskoj kuhinji?
1739
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,582
Što je dobro u Francuskoj?
1740
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,750
- osim kuhanja?
- Žene.
1741
01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:42,875
- Bože!
- Ne.
1742
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,332
- Nemoj nas natjeravati na to.
- Pogotovo ne.
1743
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,667
Važno, prvo kockica leda.
1744
01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:51,000
Rakija, dakle.
1745
01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,707
Nema previše vode, nema utapanja.
1746
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,417
I piće spremno.
1747
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:57,625
Slušajte pucketanje. Slušajte pucketanje.
1748
01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,208
Slušajte pucketanje.
1749
01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,208
ništa ne čujem.
1750
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:02,708
Ah, da, pucketa!
1751
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:06,875
Turska poslovica:
„Rakija liječi od bolesti
1752
01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,125
"i vrati muževe."
1753
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:10,625
Vrati me Gérard,
tako da mogu vikati na njega.
1754
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:13,792
- To, da.
- Vrlo smiješno. Vrlo smiješno.
1755
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,708
- Pa, eto.
- [mali smijeh]
1756
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:18,333
- Izvoli.
- Ne možemo tako otići.
1757
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:21,708
I da! Zamirisao si cijelu kuhinju,
tri frižidera.
1758
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,250
Ne možemo otići
bez pozdrava digestivima.
1759
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,208
Hoćemo li opet piti?
1760
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,333
Ne pijemo.
1761
01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:29,042
Pozdravljamo se.
1762
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:30,542
Oh.
1763
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,042
Pa ako se pozdravimo...
1764
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,375
- Da.
- Hajde, da se pozdravimo.
1765
01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,583
- Kruška.
- Kruška.
1766
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:37,958
- Hajde, dušo.
- Kruška.
1767
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,208
Miriše na kruške.
1768
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,542
- Zbogom, kruško.
- Zbogom, kruško.
1769
01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:45,583
[smiješna glazba]
1770
01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:47,167
- Kruška.
- Kruška.
1771
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,042
- O, stara šljivo!
- Šljiva!
1772
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:50,792
Zbogom šljivo.
1773
01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:52,500
[Frédéric]
Miriše na stare šljive.
1774
01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:54,417
[stenje]
1775
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,917
- Zbogom, stara.
- Miriše na šljive.
1776
01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,167
Tu je voće.
1777
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,792
- Kalvarija?
- Calva, da.
1778
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,292
Dobra jabuka.
1779
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,083
[zajedno]
Zbogom, calva.
1780
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,542
Ne ide. Nema ih.
1781
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,792
Da, moramo opet piti.
1782
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:16,333
Jedna, dvije, tri rakije, vrti se u glavi...
Muž se vraća.
1783
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,292
- Muž.
- Jako je, svejedno.
1784
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,458
- Popij opet.
- Da da.
1785
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,875
Osjećam da ide gore.
1786
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,083
[on se smije]
1787
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:26,292
- Rakija.
- Rakija.
1788
01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:27,292
Dođi ovamo, ti.
1789
01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,750
[zajedno]
Zbogom rakije.
1790
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,708
- Morate ga malo zagrijati.
- Čak i vruće, teško je.
1791
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,125
- O da.
- Bok.
1792
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,500
Jer tamo, on...
1793
01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:39,000
[zajedno]
Armagnac!
1794
01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:42,250
- Magnac, Armagnac.
- Armagnac, tut tut.
1795
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:43,958
Svi za jednog, jedan za sve.
1796
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,042
D'Artagnan.
1797
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:47,958
Zbogom, Armagnac.
1798
01:11:49,042 --> 01:11:51,167
[pogodili su kontru]
1799
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,000
[stenje]
1800
01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:54,292
Progutati.
1801
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:55,708
Hajde, moraš progutati.
1802
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:57,208
Doviđenja, gospodo.
1803
01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:58,750
eh
1804
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,875
- Nije lijepo, Lamberte.
- Što je rekao?
1805
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,750
hej Oh !
1806
01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,500
Mi nikad...
1807
01:12:10,667 --> 01:12:12,167
tako postupao sa mnom.
1808
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,833
Jadno kopile. On je jadni gad.
1809
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,208
Skandal!
Ovo je apsolutno skandalozno.
1810
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:20,042
Prefektura Gironde!
1811
01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:23,375
Župan je Tunižanin.
Neće nas izbaciti.
1812
01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:26,042
- Napokon prijatelj.
- Župan!
1813
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,667
- S nama!
- Župan!
1814
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,542
- S nama!
- Župan!
1815
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,708
[zajedno]
S nama župan!
1816
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:35,125
S nama župan!
1817
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:36,458
- Sa...
- [sirena]
1818
01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:37,542
- Krava!
- Oh, dovraga...
1819
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:39,917
[tihi plač]
1820
01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:43,583
[visok glas]
Frederick! Frederick!
1821
01:12:57,667 --> 01:12:58,875
dakle...
1822
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:00,750
Ime?
1823
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:03,208
To je uh...
1824
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:06,208
Sü... Süley... Süleym...
1825
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,542
Süleymanoğlu.
1826
01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:11,875
- Kako se to zove?
- To je moje ime.
1827
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:13,292
- Mmh.
- Dakle.
1828
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,500
U redu. Sulejma...
1829
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,208
Ime?
1830
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,875
Mehmet je.
1831
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:21,000
- Molim?
- Mehmet.
1832
01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:22,375
Mehmet.
1833
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,792
A kako je napisano?
1834
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,542
Meh-met.
1835
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,750
Mehmet!
1836
01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:29,958
Tako.
1837
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,417
Nacionalnost?
1838
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:32,458
Turski.
1839
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,292
Ja sam Turčin.
1840
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:35,792
Turski.
1841
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:39,667
U redu.
1842
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,042
A vi, gospodine? Ime ?
1843
01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:44,750
ime ?
1844
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:48,125
Gospodine?
1845
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,250
- Hmm?
- Ime, ime?
1846
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,375
Gerard. Gerard Martin.
1847
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:53,917
Gerard...
1848
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
Gerard Martin.
1849
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:57,583
Martin.
1850
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,792
Pa, to je dobro.
1851
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,917
Nacionalnost?
1852
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,708
Alžirski.
1853
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:04,833
Ali sve je u redu!
1854
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,875
[oni se smiju]
1855
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,500
sve je u redu
1856
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,917
To je dobro.
Dva migranta u jednoj večeri.
1857
01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,583
Dobit ću bonus.
1858
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,250
- Zasluženo.
- Prilično.
1859
01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:27,167
Za tebe... prdi.
1860
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,208
sve je u redu
1861
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,625
- da
- Oh!
1862
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:43,875
[napeta glazba]
1863
01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:48,792
Galama, bijes, pijanstvo.
1864
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,500
To će vas koštati malo više
nego šljiva.
1865
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,750
[zajedno]
Zbogom šljivo.
1866
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,333
[vibrirati]
1867
01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,042
Oh!
1868
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,083
O, dovraga, to je François.
1869
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,875
halo Da, draga moja?
1870
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:08,958
Kako?
1871
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,292
Ima li vijesti od tate?
1872
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,042
sve je u redu Za što?
1873
01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,167
znaš ga,
morao je isključiti mobitel.
1874
01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,750
Ovo je veliki dan za njega.
1875
01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:18,500
Kako?
1876
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:19,958
Alice? Da, ona je tamo.
1877
01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,167
Ali ne, ne mogu ti to prenijeti.
1878
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,083
(Šminka se.)
1879
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,792
Vrlo suptilna šminka.
1880
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,875
S ružičastim, malo zelenim
1881
01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:30,875
u kutovima,
smrvljeni ruž od maline.
1882
01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:33,917
Bit će lijepa, uvjeravam vas.
1883
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:36,833
Pa, vidimo se kasnije.
1884
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,583
I ja tebe ljubim.
1885
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:41,667
[dramatična glazba]
1886
01:15:49,042 --> 01:15:50,833
Bok, koji je ovo auto?
1887
01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:54,125
– upitao me gospodin Martin
za brak.
1888
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,000
tko je to
1889
01:15:59,667 --> 01:16:01,167
Hej, znam gdje su.
1890
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,542
Oblačimo se, vraćamo ih.
1891
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,083
Oh ! Skoro sam spreman.
1892
01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:05,375
- Da.
- Dolazim.
1893
01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:08,417
Draga moja, ne brini,
doći ćemo na vrijeme.
1894
01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:12,167
[orijentalna glazba]
1895
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,583
Zdravo moja kraljice.
1896
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,750
- Čaj od mente?
- Ne, hvala.
1897
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,958
Tražim svog muža, Gérarda Martina.
1898
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:34,083
o ne,
Ovdje nema mnogo Gérarda.
1899
01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,833
- njemački i alžirski.
- U redu,
1900
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,125
to je on! Da da.
1901
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:39,167
Jučer je bio tamo sa svojim prijateljem Turčinom.
1902
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,500
Ah, to je moj muž.
1903
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:44,083
Napravili su budale
a policija ih je odvela.
1904
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,083
Han!
1905
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,417
O da, da, da.
1906
01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:47,625
Nadam se da im se ništa nije dogodilo.
1907
01:16:47,792 --> 01:16:49,167
[Catherine]
Oh tamo tamo tamo tamo tamo!
1908
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,125
Ne mogu ti više pomoći.
1909
01:16:51,292 --> 01:16:53,458
[napeta glazba]
1910
01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:00,083
[on šmrcne]
1911
01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:05,833
Jeste li Francuz?
1912
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,333
Pa da, da.
1913
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:12,333
- A ti, jesi li Francuz?
- O da. O da, da.
1914
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,917
Pa da, pa da.
1915
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,458
Pa eto...
1916
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,792
Ja sam Frédéric Bouvier-Sauvage.
1917
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,542
ne znam
1918
01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:23,292
Jako volim policiju.
1919
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:24,750
Oni su dragi ljudi.
1920
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,542
dakle,
1921
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,792
zašto si rekao
da si bio Turčin i Alžirac?
1922
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:36,458
To je glupost
jer smo malo popili.
1923
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,792
Čak i puno,
ali to nije naš stil.
1924
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,292
Konačno, to je zato što jesmo
DNK test.
1925
01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,417
Saznali smo da sam Alžirac
a on, Turčin.
1926
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:47,292
Ali imamo svoje papire u redu.
Rođeni smo u Francuskoj.
1927
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:49,833
To je zapravo nesporazum.
Tako.
1928
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,417
Napravio sam DNK test.
1929
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,375
Ah dobro, možete razumjeti.
1930
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,292
Ja sam 100% Francuz.
1931
01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,667
- Nisam iznenađen.
- Ni ja.
1932
01:18:01,042 --> 01:18:04,667
Ne, jer bismo stvarno trebali
izađimo danas...
1933
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,750
To je vjenčanje naše djece.
1934
01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:08,500
Njegova kći se udaje za mog sina.
1935
01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:10,208
Nije svaki dan vjenčanje.
1936
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:11,792
rekla sam ti.
1937
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,292
Djeca nam se žene.
1938
01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,333
Što mi to dokazuje?
1939
01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,125
- Zašto se tako oblačim?
- Iskreno.
1940
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,542
- Vjenčanje?
- Mmh.
1941
01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,667
Bijelo vjenčanje?
1942
01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,667
- Naravno da nisam.
- Ali ne.
1943
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,583
- Tutututut.
- A?
1944
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,208
Što ja znam o tome?
eh
1945
01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:31,125
pa...
1946
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:34,792
- Odnosno...
- Što ja znam?
1947
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:38,417
- Što on zna o tome?
- Pa da, što on zna o tome?
1948
01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:40,875
Dobro.
1949
01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:43,708
Odgovorit ćeš na moja pitanja.
1950
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:44,708
dakle...
1951
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,333
U restoran stiže Francuz
inozemstvu.
1952
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,417
Što on radi?
1953
01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:53,917
- Kakva su ovo pitanja?
- Ne znam.
1954
01:18:58,125 --> 01:19:00,333
- Ma dobro, on pere ruke.
- Ne.
1955
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,375
Ne, ne.
1956
01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:03,833
Ne, on traži kruha
i Beaujolais.
1957
01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,875
Što ako mu donesemo kus-kus?
1958
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:07,792
Traži senf.
1959
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,458
- [mali smijeh]
- Iz Dijona. Francuski.
1960
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:13,417
Ako mu je kava prehladna,
što on radi?
1961
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:14,958
- stenje on.
- Da.
1962
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,708
Što ako je prevruće?
1963
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:18,500
I on stenje.
1964
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,167
Ako je mlak i stenje, on je...
1965
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:25,250
Čekaj, pazi, pazi.
Eto, previše je lako.
1966
01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:27,875
Postoji zamka, postoji zamka. uh...
1967
01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:29,625
Tko jadikuje zbog mlake kave?
1968
01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:31,458
- Pa...
- [mali smijeh]
1969
01:19:31,917 --> 01:19:32,833
Parižanka.
1970
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,750
[smiješna glazba]
1971
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,042
u redu...
1972
01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,292
u cemu je tajna
1973
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:47,500
goveđi bourguignon?
1974
01:19:48,042 --> 01:19:51,125
Meso se mora marinirati u Bordeauxu.
1975
01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,083
Navedi mi tri velika Francuza.
1976
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:56,708
Luj XIV, Napoleon,
1977
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,458
očito de Gaulle.
1978
01:19:58,917 --> 01:19:59,917
Tako.
1979
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:01,292
I ja također?
1980
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,625
Hmm.
1981
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:06,542
Bernard Hinault, Zidane,
1982
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:07,667
Alžir,
1983
01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:09,000
i...
1984
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:13,292
Jean-Pierre Lecointre.
1985
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:14,667
- WHO ?
- Najveći
1986
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,375
Akvitanski trgovac.
On me trenirao.
1987
01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:18,875
Nedostajalo mi je.
1988
01:20:19,042 --> 01:20:19,833
prefektura Cantal.
1989
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,583
Aurillac.
Skupljam kutije sira.
1990
01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:23,667
Prefektura Aveyron.
1991
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,000
- Rodez.
- Oh, i kutije sira?
1992
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:27,958
Ne, ne, opće znanje.
1993
01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:29,292
Bahatost. Vrlo francuski.
1994
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,542
u redu Zadnje pitanje.
1995
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,125
Povijest, uvijek.
1996
01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:37,542
- uhvatim ruku.
- Za što?
1997
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,708
Povijest pitanja, snalazim se.
1998
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,667
- Mogu igrati.
- Povijest, snalazim se.
1999
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,417
- U redu je, idemo.
- To je odvratno.
2000
01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:49,292
Koje je godine bio 205 GTI?
Je li pobijedila na Paris-Dakaru?
2001
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:50,625
Oh, uzet ću!
2002
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:52,125
- To nije povijest.
- Ako!
2003
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:54,333
- “Godina” je povijest.
- Ja ću uzeti.
2004
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:57,250
Možete pomoći.
Mi smo u istom timu.
2005
01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:58,542
Ne, ali mogu.
2006
01:20:58,708 --> 01:20:59,542
ja mogu
2007
01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,375
- To sam ja.
- Vaš odgovor?
2008
01:21:01,542 --> 01:21:02,333
Uzimam ruku.
2009
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,875
205 GTI Turbo 16
2010
01:21:05,042 --> 01:21:07,625
dirigirao Ari Vatanen, 1987.
Peugeot.
2011
01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:10,167
- [mali smijeh]
- Volite li Peugeote?
2012
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:11,875
Ah, pa ja ih prodajem. To je moj život.
2013
01:21:16,458 --> 01:21:17,833
Pa, nema sumnje.
2014
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,083
- Vi ste Francuz.
- [sretan smijeh]
2015
01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:22,917
Hvala ti, Gerarde.
2016
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:25,875
[pobjednička glazba]
2017
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,417
- Ah, evo ih.
- Oh!
2018
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:31,542
- Malo smo se petljali.
- Malo puno. Postoji brak.
2019
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,583
Znao sam da ćeš odgovoriti
kod Peugeota.
2020
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,458
Nije se radilo o povijesti.
2021
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,833
- Ali hej, izašli smo.
- Hvala ti, Gérard.
2022
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,708
- Hvala ti, Gérard.
- Pobijedili smo!
2023
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,375
-I zdravo, Nicole.
- Dobro jutro.
2024
01:21:41,542 --> 01:21:43,917
- Hajde, požurimo.
- Kraljice moja, ovo žuto
2025
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:46,417
savršeno ti odgovara.
I ti također, čudesno.
2026
01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:47,583
HVALA.
2027
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,167
žurimo.
Naše se bebe udaju.
2028
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:52,750
Zvuk motora!
O, živio Peugeot.
2029
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,333
Neugodno je.
2030
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,125
[dinamična glazba]
2031
01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:30,042
Mislio sam da ćeš promašiti
moj brak.
2032
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:31,958
Nikada to ne bih propustio.
2033
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:35,625
- Zamalo se dogodilo bez nas.
- Bilo bi puno gore.
2034
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:37,417
[Frédéric]
Sve je dobro, sve je dobro.
2035
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:40,250
- [Ribeiro] Catherine, tudo bem?
- [Nicole] Oh, oni su sretni!
2036
01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:42,500
- [zvona]
- [živjeli]
2037
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,208
Mogli biste čestitati Catherine.
2038
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:56,833
Čestitati joj za što?
2039
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,583
Ne znam, to bi moglo pomoći.
2040
01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,042
Njemu će se dogoditi,
Neće ostati ljuta.
2041
01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:04,375
- Mi smo za stolom za samce.
- A Mehmet je
2042
01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:06,417
za glavnim stolom. Imam problema.
2043
01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:10,833
[klik]
2044
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:18,167
hvala vam
za tvoje prisustvo ovdje,
2045
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,208
danas, u Château de Janzac.
2046
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,375
Svi ste dobrodošli
2047
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,375
na vjenčanju naše djece.
2048
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:26,375
Vjenčanje
2049
01:23:26,542 --> 01:23:27,833
isprano Bordeauxom,
2050
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,958
očito.
Također vjenčanje
2051
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,458
isprati portom.
2052
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,542
Hvala mojim portugalskim prijateljima.
2053
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,583
Živjela naša vjenčanja!
2054
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,958
I hvala Bouvier-Souvageu.
2055
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:39,167
HVALA.
2056
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,792
bravo !
2057
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:43,625
I svadba polivena rakijom.
2058
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,042
Zahvaljujući mom rođaku Mehmetu,
2059
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,583
kome dajem riječ.
2060
01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,292
- HVALA.
- Nedostajalo je više od toga.
2061
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,292
Merhaba. Želi se pozdraviti.
Dobro jutro.
2062
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:55,458
Ja sam Mehmet, Ben Mehmet,
turski rođak.
2063
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,542
Jako ti sliči.
2064
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,958
Pardon ?
2065
01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,500
Velika mi je čast
2066
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,167
da ja prisustvujem vjenčanju
od moje sestrične Alice
2067
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,917
i njezin budući suprug.
2068
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:07,417
I postoji tradicija u Turskoj.
2069
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,583
Tradicija donosi sreću mladenki i mladoženji,
vrlo važno.
2070
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:12,458
Uzimamo lijep tanjur
2071
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,292
a tanjur razbijemo.
2072
01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:16,083
- [stenje od zaprepaštenja]
- Razbijamo ga.
2073
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,292
- Slomljena.
- Ovaj idiot je upravo prdnuo
2074
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,833
porculanski tanjur
od moje bake.
2075
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:21,833
Živjeli svatovi!
2076
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,292
- Bravo.
- Bravo, Mehmete.
2077
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:25,958
Hvala ti, Mehmete.
2078
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,417
I iznad svega,
2079
01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:29,958
Željela bih zahvaliti Nicole
2080
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:33,375
koji me uvijek podržavao
i pomogao pripremiti ovo vjenčanje.
2081
01:24:33,542 --> 01:24:35,708
I Bog zna da nismo dobili nikakvu pomoć.
2082
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:38,333
- Za nas je.
- Dajem riječ Nicole
2083
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,625
koji će govoriti
jezikom Shakespearea.
2084
01:24:40,792 --> 01:24:43,083
Ne, ne Shakespeare. na engleskom.
2085
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,833
Probali smo, bit će super.
2086
01:24:45,792 --> 01:24:46,833
"Bok".
2087
01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:48,625
[svi] Bok.
2088
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:49,792
Uh, ne.
2089
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:51,083
"Ja"...
2090
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:52,208
"ja".
2091
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,958
[svi] Ah!
2092
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:55,958
[na engleskom]
želim ti...
2093
01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:57,208
ljubavi.
2094
01:24:57,583 --> 01:24:58,417
Ljubav.
2095
01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:00,292
Sreća.
2096
01:25:01,042 --> 01:25:02,250
Penis.
2097
01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,125
Jao, jao.
2098
01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:04,875
Jako je napredovala.
2099
01:25:05,042 --> 01:25:05,875
[mali neugodan smijeh]
2100
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:08,917
Za mladence!
2101
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,708
Bravo draga. bravo
2102
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:11,750
Fayot.
2103
01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:13,667
Jebi se.
2104
01:25:13,833 --> 01:25:15,458
Jebi se puno.
2105
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:18,708
- Vrlo, vrlo smiješan engleski.
- [on se smije]
2106
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,083
Sve uključeno.
2107
01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,167
[konobarica] Pigeoneau
na njegovu kresu od graška.
2108
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,875
- Oh!
- To je vrlo,
2109
01:25:24,042 --> 01:25:25,667
vrlo dobar izbor od Catherine. bravo
2110
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,250
- Možda i od Nicole.
- U redu.
2111
01:25:28,417 --> 01:25:29,792
želim.
2112
01:25:32,792 --> 01:25:33,792
Zebi.
2113
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,083
- da
- [pročišćava grlo]
2114
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:38,833
Što je?
2115
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:41,625
- Zamjerke.
- To je najmanje što možemo reći.
2116
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,250
[Mehmet]
Živjeli, Catherine.
2117
01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:50,875
Ulazi nogom u vrata
i nikad ga se ne riješimo.
2118
01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:52,792
Ah, gospodine Martin!
kako si
2119
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:53,833
u redu
2120
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,708
tražio sam te.
Imam iznenađenje za tebe.
2121
01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:59,000
o ne
Iznenađenja su u redu, dobra su.
2122
01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,917
Hajde, praznik je.
2123
01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:04,792
- Htjela bih te upoznati s tvojom sestričnom.
- Moj bratić iz Münchena?
2124
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,833
Ne, iz Sidi Bel Abbèsa.
2125
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:07,833
Djamila.
2126
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,375
[orijentalna glazba]
2127
01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,375
[Gerard]
Bože moj.
2128
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,500
- Tvoja sestrična.
- [Djamila se smije]
2129
01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:15,042
- “Zdravo”.
- Oh ne.
2130
01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:16,542
- [Djamila se smije]
- On je moj rođak.
2131
01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:18,583
- To je tvoja pljunuta slika.
- Oh ne.
2132
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,792
Tvoj tata je krema.
2133
01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:22,625
- Vidimo se kasnije.
- Oh ne.
2134
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,708
Hajde, malo šampanjca.
2135
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,042
nije...
2136
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:29,542
Nije George Clooney.
2137
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,250
Djeluje vrlo prijateljski.
2138
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,583
- da
- Uživat ćeš.
2139
01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:37,000
[dinamična glazba]
2140
01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:55,833
["Careless Whisper", George Michael]
2141
01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:58,625
{\an8}[dinamična glazba]
2142
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:58,208
[smiješna glazba]
2143
01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:06,125
[orkestralna glazba]
2144
01:31:01,625 --> 01:31:04,917
[orijentalna glazba]
2145
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:24,917
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