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SO I DON'T KNOW.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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WHY IS A RABBIT WEARING A

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HUMAN SKELETON COSTUME?

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BECAUSE A RABBIT WOULD HAVE A

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RABBIT SKELETON COSTUME.

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NO, NO.

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IT'S A HUMAN SKELETON

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WEARING A RABBIT COSTUME.

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OH, ONE OF THE HUMAN

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SKELETONS IS WEARING THE RABBIT

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COSTUMES TO FOOL THEM?

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YEAH, AND THEN...

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JUST FOR THE, JUST FOR

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THE ONE BIT?
-YEAH.

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I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES

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ANY SENSE.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT IT.

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WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...

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WELL, BECAUSE...

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YEAH, WELL, I'M THE

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DIRECTOR, SO...

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BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

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YES, SIR!

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SO, ACTUALLY THIS IS GONNA BE

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TOO LONG, SO LET'S ACTUALLY CUT

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THAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S

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THAT FUNNY.

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GOOD IDEA.

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THIS IS HARD.
-FUCK.

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HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY?

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CAN YOU SEE, CAN YOU

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READ THAT? THAT, THAT...

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WHAT? CAN I READ WHAT?

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DUDE, I CAN READ THIS FROM LIKE

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ACROSS THE ROOM.

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NO, NO. GET IT CLOSE TO

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YOUR FACE.

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I CAN READ THIS FROM AN INCH

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OR, LIKE, 10 FEET, MAN.

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I GOT PERFECT EYESIGHT.

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I'VE BEEN DOING... I'VE NEVER

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DONE THIS IN MY LIFE.

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WHAT, MOVING SOMETHING AWAY?

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THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DOES.

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THAT'S WHAT MY DAD DOES.

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I FEEL LIKE MY DAD.

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WE'RE ALL BECOMING OUR DADS.

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THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

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I USED TO HAND MY DAD, LIKE,

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"SIGN THIS PERMISSION SLIP" AND

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HE'D GO...

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BUT NOW I'M DOING THAT.

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SO, THEN GET GLASSES.

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I NEED GLA... NO, I WENT TO

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MY DOCTOR AND I SAID...

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I THOUGHT I NEEDED GLASSES.

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AND HE SAID TO GO TO THE

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PHARMACY AND GET THOSE

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MAGNIFYING READING GLASSES.

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THOSE ARE GOING TO BE

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SO LAME.

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YOU SEE MY NEW GLASSES?

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WHAT IS THAT?

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IS THAT SOME KIND OF POD?

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Man: IT'S MY NEW CAMERA.

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OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE,

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LIKE, UH, U.S.B. CAMS?

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WAIT, DO THAT AGAIN.

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BUT, LIKE, YEAH.

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LIKE, WAIT, I'll TELL YOU

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A JOKE AND THEN...

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HEY, WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?

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WHY'S THAT?

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'CAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE.

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SO, AT THE ADVICE FROM MY

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EYE DOCTOR, I'M GETTING SOME

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READING GLASSES.

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WOW.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE.

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HOLD ON.

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Voices from computer:

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Wow... Wow... Yes!

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WHAT'S THAT?

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WHAT'S THAT?

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HOW THOSE GLASSES WORK...

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TREATIN' YA?

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THEY WORK, ACTUALLY.

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LOOK, I CAN'T DRAW WHILE

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YOU'RE DOING THAT.

92
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THAT'S NOT GOOD.

93
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JUST THE SHOULDERS.

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JUST THE SHOULDERS.

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SLOW IT DOWN, SLOW IT DOWN.

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O.K.

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THE SKELETON IS GREAT, BUT I

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THINK DAVE WANTS THE GUITAR

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TO BE BIGGER.

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HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK

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LIKE A GUN.

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SO, I THINK...

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DOES IT NEED TO BE LIKE,

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LIKE A, UM...

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IT'S GOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

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LIKE AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR,

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THOUGH?

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THAT BIG?

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YEAH, LIKE IT'S ON HIS BACK.

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HE'S LIKE RUNNING WITH IT ON HIS

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BACK, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT IT

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TO LOOK LIKE...

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OH, HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO

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BE LIKE A MACHINE GUN BECAUSE

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IT'S TOO VIOLENT.

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YEAH, SO, IT'S JUST...

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SO, IT'S, THIS IS TOTALLY

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NO GOOD?

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RIGHT.

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[LIGHTER CLICKING,

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[WIND BLOWING...]

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THOSE GLASSES ARE NOT COOL.

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I'M COOL.

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DA NA-NA NA, NA N...

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ARE YOU COMING TO MY

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PARTY TOMORROW?

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UM, YES.

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WELL, I'M GOING TO TRY TO.

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YOU GOTTA COME, MAN.

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YOU GOTTA SEE MY TRAILER.

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NO, I WANT TO.

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I HAVE A FRIEND IN FROM OUT OF

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TOWN, SO...

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WHAT FRIEND?

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I MET HER ON CHATROULETTE,

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ACTUALLY.

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THE FIRST TIME I EVER WENT ON.

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OH, GOD.

139
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BUT SHE'S SUPER COOL.

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SHE'S A JOURNALIST.

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SHE WRITES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT

142
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AND, UM...

143
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AND YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX

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WITH HER REALLY BAD.

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AH, I DO, BUT SHE ACTUALLY

146
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HAS A BOYFRIEND, SO...

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KENT!

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BUT, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE

149
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SUCH A FUN...

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OH, YOUR LIFE IS JUST A

151
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WRECK, KENT.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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HEY.

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GOOD, YEAH.

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O.K.

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O.K., UH, JUST PARK ON THE

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STREET, IT'S HARD TO FIND.

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AND I'll COME UP AND GET YOU.

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O.K., COOL.

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YAY!

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ALL RIGHT, BYE.

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UGH.

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KATE!

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HEY, KENT, HOW ARE YOU?

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IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

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LOOK WHO'S HERE!

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OH, MY GOD.

168
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WHAT IS THIS?

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I JUST GOT THIS.

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I'M TRYING TO BE A JOURNALIST.

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OH, MY GOD.

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WELCOME.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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HI! WOW.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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YOU'RE SHORT.

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YOU'RE TALL.

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I MEAN, SHORTER... THAN ME.

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SORRY.

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YEAH.

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YOU'RE TALLER THAN I... AM AND

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ALSO THOUGHT YOU WERE.

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IT'S REALLY GOOD TO BE IN

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YOUR PRESENCE.

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THIS ONE?

186
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NOPE, KEEP GOING.

187
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THAT ONE?

188
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ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM.

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O.K...

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IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

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CLOSET.

192
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LIVING ROOM.

193
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UH, I'M GOING TO PUT

194
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YOUR BAG...
-PERFECT.

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-HERE.
-THANK YOU.

196
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ON THE SHAG.

197
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YEAH, I THINK I'M GOING TO

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PUT YOUR BED THERE.
-O.K.

199
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THIS IS ALL YOUR AREA, SO...

200
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OH, MY GOODNESS.

201
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BABY CAT.

202
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-UM, SO, KATE...
-YES.

203
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WHAT WOULD YOU

204
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LIKE FOR DINNER?

205
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WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE?

206
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HMM, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION,

207
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MY DEAR.

208
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WE HAVE OLIVE OIL.

209
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WHAT WOULD WE MAKE WITH

210
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OLIVE OIL?

211
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UM, PASTA?

212
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PASTA.

213
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WAIT, OH, I HAVE TO BUY

214
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CAT LITTER.

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OH.

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PARDON ME.

217
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I'M SORRY.

218
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OH, HI.

219
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SORRY.

220
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OH, EXCUSE ME.

221
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,748
OH, SORRY... HELLO.

222
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,715
WHAT DID YOU THINK WE

223
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,716
WERE DOING?

224
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I, UM, THOUGHT WE WERE

225
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FIGHTING OVER THIS

226
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DELICIOUS BEER.

227
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Kent: WHAT WERE WE

228
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TALKING ABOUT?

229
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Kate: UM...

230
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OH, YEAH, HOW LONG WERE YOU

231
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GUYS TOGETHER?

232
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ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER?

233
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YEAH.

234
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UM, LIKE FIVE YEARS?

235
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YEAH.

236
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

237
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HAVE YOU... IS IT O.K. THAT

238
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I'M ASKING YOU QUESTIONS?

239
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YEAH.

240
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O.K.

241
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'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING...

242
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,776
NO, YOU SHOULD ASK.

243
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FELT WEIRD, LIKE...

244
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DON'T WORRY.

245
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UM, I GUESS I JUST, I JUST

246
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WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION.

247
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JUST FOR ME.

248
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LIKE, I'M FEELING WEIRD AND

249
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,821
I'M LIKE...

250
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,556
YEAH, I APPRECIATE THAT.

251
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,625
I FEEL WEIRD TOO, AND...

252
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I REALLY LIKE YOU.

253
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:22,928
AND I, I DON'T WANT TO DO

254
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ANYTHING TO, LIKE, MAKE YOUR

255
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LIFE STRANGE.

256
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OR JUST, I DON'T WANT TO FUCK

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ANYTHING UP WITH ANYONE'S LIVES.

258
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AND I DON'T KNOW.

259
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I DON'T KNOW.

260
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

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WHILE WE'RE HERE IN THIS MOMENT.

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HOW OLD WERE YOU?

263
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UM, LIKE 19.

264
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,457
IT'S A GOOD TIME TO...

265
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AND YOU HAD, LIKE, FOOLED

266
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AROUND WITH ONE GIRL?

267
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A LITTLE BIT.

268
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AND THEN YOU CAME OUT

269
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TO YOUR PARENTS.
-YEAH.

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YOU SAID, "I'M GAY."

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YEAH.

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WHAT DID THEY SAY?

273
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,533
"NO, YOU'RE NOT."

274
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,634
THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY?

275
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,737
I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I AM."

276
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,997
AND THEN THEY SAID, "WELL, IF"

277
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,673
YOU'RE GAY THEN YOU ARE COMING

278
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,675
HOME FROM COLLEGE AND YOU'RE

279
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,852
GOING TO LIVE AT HOME AND YOU'RE

280
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,111
GOING TO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK

281
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,712
AND GO TO SCHOOL, SO YOU WON'T

282
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,681
"HAVE TIME TO BE GAY."

283
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:16,981
AND I WAS LIKE, "O.K., I'M NOT

284
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,884
GAY, SORRY."

285
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:19,785
BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT

286
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,453
YOU WERE...

287
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:22,388
LIKE, DID YOU THINK YOU

288
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,255
WERE GAY?
-YEAH.

289
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,124
I WAS JUST, I DECIDED I WAS GAY.

290
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,558
I WAS JUST LIKE, "IT JUST MAKES

291
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,393
MORE SENSE."

292
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,494
LIKE, WOMEN ARE A

293
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,862
GENTLER SPECIES.

294
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,197
I JUST WOULD PREFER THEM.

295
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,308
I MEAN, THAT WAS THE CONCLUSION

296
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,700
I CAME TO, I WAS LIKE TAKEN...

297
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,801
THAT'S SO WEIRD.

298
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,803
'CAUSE DON'T YOU KNOW INSIDE?

299
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,272
LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU SEE A

300
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,840
GUY AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT"

301
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,809
"GUY IS..." RIGHT?

302
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:44,909
I KNOW.

303
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,645
IT WAS ON A MORE INTELLECTUAL

304
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,647
PLANE THAN THAT.

305
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:49,787
WE DIDN'T LIKE SET A DATE

306
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,582
OR ANYTHING.

307
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,784
WE JUST...

308
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:52,785
SHE MOVED TO NEW YORK AND

309
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,885
WE WERE STILL DATING.

310
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,188
AND THEN AFTER A YEAR SHE WAS

311
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,657
LIKE, "WE'RE NOT GETTING"

312
00:15:58,757 --> 00:15:59,757
"MARRIED," AND I WAS LIKE,

313
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,802
"YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE ARE."

314
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,595
BUT THEN WE MOVED IN TOGETHER.

315
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,863
WOW.

316
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,665
YEAH, WE DATED FOR FOUR YEARS

317
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,667
BUT WE... IT WAS WEIRD.

318
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,202
WE WERE TELLING PEOPLE WE WERE

319
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,313
ENGAGED, AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE,

320
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,347
"CONGRATULATIONS," BUT IN THE

321
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,606
BACK OF MY MIND, I WAS LIKE...

322
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,507
"NO, WE'RE NOT."

323
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,275
YEAH, IT WAS JUST A...

324
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,677
IT WAS LIKE A TEMPORARY...

325
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:19,821
AND NOW, LOOKING BACK, I'M LIKE,

326
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,748
I KNOW THAT I WAS JUST...

327
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:23,882
I WANTED HER TO MOVE BACK

328
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,286
TO NEW YORK, LIKE, I WAS JUST...

329
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,721
SHE WAS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND

330
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,821
AND...

331
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,623
IT WAS NOBLE.

332
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,591
I GUESS...

333
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,691
BUT IT SEEMS REALLY LAME.

334
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,736
NOW I LOOK BACK AND I'M LIKE,

335
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,762
OH, HER PARENTS WERE SO RIGHT

336
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:40,632
TO BE SKEPTICAL OF ME, LIKE,

337
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,502
"WHO IS THIS JOKER?"

338
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,136
HOW OLD WERE YOU?

339
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:44,770
-LIKE 18...
-WOW.

340
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,705
OR 19.

341
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,439
HI.

342
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,240
HI.

343
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,641
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

344
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,776
IN THIS INTERVIEW.

345
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,611
INTERVIEW OR INTERROGATION?

346
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,480
UM, I'll ASK THE QUESTIONS.

347
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,580
O.K.

348
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,647
O.K., FIRST QUESTION.

349
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,916
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

350
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,385
I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU

351
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,887
MY PHOTOGRAPHS.

352
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:02,788
YES.

353
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,889
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

354
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,989
AND THEN THERE WAS A

355
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,792
PHOTOGRAPH THAT YOU...

356
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,460
IT WASN'T INTENDED FOR PUBLIC

357
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,596
CONSUMPTION.

358
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,696
I APOLOGIZE.

359
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,598
CAN YOU PLEASE BE MORE

360
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,465
SPECIFIC?

361
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,666
LIKE, LET'S NOT...

362
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,634
THERE WAS A NAKED PHOTOGRAPH

363
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:16,734
THAT WAS NOT TO BE SEEN

364
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,536
BY ANYONE.

365
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,636
OF WHO?

366
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:19,772
OF YOURS TRULY.

367
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,906
AND, AND...

368
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,006
BUT I SAW IT BY ACCIDENT.

369
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:22,808
YOU DID, INDEED.

370
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:23,709
AND...

371
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:24,676
BUT NOW I CAN'T SEE IT?

372
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,777
RIGHT.

373
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,647
SURE, KISS.

374
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:32,850
UM...

375
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,723
YEE-HA...

376
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,260
MMM...

377
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,261
IT'S LIKE WE'RE POSING

378
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,097
FOR A PHOTOBOOTH PICTURE.

379
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,981
WE SHOULD HELP A BROTHER OUT.

380
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,005
YEAH, SHOULD WE KISS?

381
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:54,940
-O.K.
-ALL RIGHT.

382
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:55,874
JUST FOR YOU.

383
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:56,809
THIS IS FOR YOU.

384
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,676
YEAH, WE'VE ACTUALLY

385
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:58,644
NEVER KISSED.

386
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,784
WE'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR

387
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,714
YOU, TO HELP YOU, NEW FRIEND.

388
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,419
THIS IS INSANE.

389
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,253
OH, MY GOD.

390
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,455
THIS IS REALLY INSANE.

391
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,022
RIGHT.

392
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,325
-WHY NOT?
-O.K.

393
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,627
I HAVE MEDICATION FOR THIS.

394
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:16,727
GOOD NIGHT.

395
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,875
MY FEET ARE COLD.

396
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,975
THEY ARE COLD.

397
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,211
THEY'RE REALLY COLD.

398
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,745
DO YOU WANT SOCKS?

399
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,614
UM...

400
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,549
WHAT ABOUT HUMAN SOCKS?

401
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:39,585
WHAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

402
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,319
YOU MEAN...

403
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,587
YEAH, LIKE YOUR HAND

404
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,422
IS REALLY PERFECT.

405
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:43,989
YEAH?

406
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:44,857
THAT'S PERFECT.

407
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,757
I HAVE WARM HANDS.

408
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,758
YES, YOU DO.

409
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,293
YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN, DO YOU

410
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,562
KNOW WHY YOUR HANDS AND FEET

411
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,431
GET COLD?

412
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,765
AND MEN'S HANDS AND FEET ARE

413
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,168
USUALLY WARM?

414
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,536
BECAUSE WE'RE PROTECTING

415
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,636
OUR WOMBS?

416
00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,771
YEAH!

417
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,772
I'M PROTECTING MY WOMB

418
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,574
RIGHT NOW.

419
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,812
THANKS FOR CARING FOR MY FEET.

420
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,553
OH!

421
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:47,953
HI.

422
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,689
HI.

423
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:51,789
THANKS.

424
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,393
YOU'RE WELCOME.

425
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,328
ANYTHING FOR A PRETTY LADY.

426
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,264
THANK YOU.

427
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:03,468
I HAVE TO GO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

428
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,590
Game: Level complete.

429
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,216
HEY, KATE?

430
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,117
YEAH?

431
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:52,985
DID YOU GET A TOWEL?

432
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,885
OOH, YES, I DID.

433
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,886
O.K.

434
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:55,887
WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING

435
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:56,855
FOR THE MEETING?

436
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:57,856
UM, I HAVE TO GO IN LIKE

437
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:58,757
HALF AN HOUR?

438
00:20:58,857 --> 00:20:59,558
O.K.

439
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:00,778
SO, I'M JUST GETTING READY.

440
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:01,760
O.K.

441
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,595
YEAH.

442
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:38,196
AH, FUCK! AH... OOH, OOH.

443
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,865
AH, SH...

444
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,002
AH...

445
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:11,630
Kate: HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?

446
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,031
LIKE, I STILL DON'T GET IT.

447
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,232
Kent: I WAS CLEANING UP

448
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,003
AND I SPILLED WATER ON IT.

449
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:18,904
THAT SUCKS.

450
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:19,771
-I KNOW.
-YEAH.

451
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,039
I'M VERY CLUMSY.

452
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,374
WHOA.

453
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:23,342
YEAH, KEEP TALKING.

454
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,843
UM, ARE YOU ENJOYING

455
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:25,644
THIS CAMERA?

456
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:26,754
DO YOU THINK IT'S THE ONE?

457
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,413
I THINK IT'S A NICE CAMERA.

458
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,248
DOES MY FACE LOOK GOOD

459
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,917
WITH DIGITAL LIPS?

460
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,318
YEAH, KISS. KISS.

461
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,887
DO THE... YEAH.

462
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,370
HA! WHAT...

463
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,772
WHAT IS GOING ON?

464
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,974
WELCOME.

465
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,308
HEY, BUDDY.

466
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,476
YOU HAVE A GATE.

467
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,477
I HAVE A GATE.

468
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,780
IT'LL CLOSE BY ITSELF.

469
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,380
COME ON IN.

470
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,480
WHERE ARE WE?

471
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:37,249
WE'RE IN HOLLYWOOD,

472
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,016
BABY!

473
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:38,917
HA!

474
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:39,918
WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?

475
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,321
UH, IT'S A PRODUCER.

476
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,790
THIS GUY THAT'S INTERESTED

477
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,992
IN ME.

478
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:47,926
IS HE HERE?

479
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:48,927
NO.

480
00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:49,828
YOU'RE ALONE IN HERE.

481
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:50,729
YEAH.

482
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,230
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO IT IS?

483
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:52,898
NO.

484
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:53,698
WHY?!

485
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,300
HE LIVES HERE LIKE A COUPLE

486
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,600
WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR AND THEN

487
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,270
IT JUST SITS HERE.

488
00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,370
IS IT SOMEBODY I KNOW?

489
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,605
NO.

490
00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:01,473
I MEAN IT'S SOMEBODY YOU'VE

491
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:02,441
HEARD OF.

492
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:05,043
BUT NOT SOMEBODY YOU KNOW.

493
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:06,845
THIS IS AWESOME.

494
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,346
YOU WANT TO SEE AN ULTRASOUND

495
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,348
OF MY UNBORN CHILD?

496
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,953
YEAH. YEAH.

497
00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,421
CAN YOU SEE, SORT OF?

498
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,422
I PUT THE LITTLE ARROWS THERE

499
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:18,522
AS A...

500
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,558
I CAN SEE THE ARROWS.

501
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,426
THAT'S...

502
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,961
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S THE

503
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:26,097
HEAD IS THIS SHAPE HERE.

504
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,367
AND THEN THAT'S THE ARM,

505
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,368
I THINK.

506
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,369
HONESTLY, IF IT DIDN'T SAY

507
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,070
"BABY", I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT

508
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,170
THIS WAS.

509
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,773
IT LOOKS LIKE, LIKE "THIS IS OUR

510
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,375
NEAREST PLANET OUTSIDE OUR SOLAR

511
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,312
SYSTEM AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES

512
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,280
OF THE HUBBLE."

513
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:47,652
OH, MAN!

514
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,422
I CAN GET USED TO THIS.

515
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:55,360
WANT TO EAT HERE?

516
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:55,994
JOE?

517
00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:56,862
YEAH?

518
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:57,963
HOW'S IT GOING?

519
00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:58,797
FINE.

520
00:24:58,897 --> 00:24:59,941
UM, WHY ARE WE EATING INSIDE

521
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:02,300
AND NOT OUTSIDE?

522
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,735
BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUNSCREEN

523
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,571
HERE.

524
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,772
AND I GET SUNBURNED REALLY

525
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:08,907
EASILY.

526
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,452
SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY LAUGHING.

527
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:21,353
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT

528
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,453
CUT TOGETHER.

529
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,062
RIGHT.

530
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:32,931
I'M GONNA GO SWIMMING.

531
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,333
O.K.

532
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:40,005
WHOO!

533
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,139
WHOO...

534
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,246
I DON'T LIKE...

535
00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:49,614
I GET OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS

536
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,858
BECAUSE I'M LIKE, I DON'T WANNA

537
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,717
FUCKING HAVE A DISCUSSION

538
00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:54,052
ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA EAT FOR

539
00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:54,886
DINNER EVERY NIGHT.

540
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:56,354
THAT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS.

541
00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:57,465
AND WHEN I'M ALONE, I'M JUST

542
00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,325
LIKE... I CAN JUST SIT ON THE

543
00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,327
COUCH UNTIL I'M HUNGRY AND THEN

544
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,330
EAT WHATEVER I WANT.

545
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,333
IT'S NOT LIKE, "HEY, WE NEED

546
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,334
TO COORDINATE.

547
00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:10,101
WHAT ARE WE DOING

548
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:13,471
FOR BREAKFAST?"

549
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,682
I JUST WANT TO GO, "I'M GONNA

550
00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,708
LIE HERE UNTIL I HAVE TO TAKE

551
00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,310
A SHIT AND THEN I'M GONNA GET

552
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,410
OUT OF BED."

553
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,412
IT'S AWESOME.

554
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:22,247
IT'S THE BEST.

555
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:23,548
YOUR VIEW OF MARRIAGE

556
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,351
IS VERY BLEAK.

557
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,453
IT'S A LOT MORE FUN THAN THAT.

558
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:29,697
YEAH, YEAH, NO, I JUST THINK

559
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:30,755
I MISSED THE BOAT.

560
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,324
I THINK IF I'D MET THE LOVE OF

561
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,558
MY LIFE WHEN I WAS 20 AND

562
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,559
WE WERE MARRIED NOW, IT WOULD

563
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:35,659
BE AWESOME.

564
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,596
BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'D BE LIKE,

565
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:38,739
"I'M SO GLAD WE'RE TOGETHER.

566
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,065
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 20 YEARS.

567
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:40,999
I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU."

568
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:41,766
YEAH.

569
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,866
"YOU'RE THE ONE."

570
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,769
YEAH.

571
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:45,980
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY

572
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,572
PATHETIC ABOUT DATING WHEN

573
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:48,672
YOU'RE 40.

574
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:53,311
IT'S LIKE...

575
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,780
IT'S, YOU KNOW... JUST...

576
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,583
THERE'S A DESPERATION YOU CAN'T

577
00:26:58,683 --> 00:26:59,985
SCRUB OFF.

578
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:02,854
AND MY, MY...

579
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,357
MY PENIS USED TO LOOK SO YOUNG.

580
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,525
BUT NOW IT LOOKS SO OLD.

581
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,626
DO YOU FEEL LIKE ALL THE

582
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,737
WOMEN YOU'RE MEETING REALLY WANT

583
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:10,629
TO HAVE KIDS?
-YEAH.

584
00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:11,596
AND THEY'RE FEELING LIKE

585
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:12,564
THEIR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS

586
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,399
GOING CRAZY?
-YEAH, YEAH.

587
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,667
DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT?

588
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:16,777
WELL, IT'S JUST, IT'S HARD

589
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,503
BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY DATING FOR

590
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,672
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN YOU

591
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,012
FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HAVE THAT

592
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,274
CONVERSATION.

593
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,275
BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOK,

594
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,453
I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME,

595
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,911
LIKE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS?"

596
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,513
AND I'M ALWAYS HONEST.

597
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,681
I'M LIKE, "WELL, I'M NOT

598
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:32,917
PLANNING ON IT."

599
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,195
AND THAT'S WHEN RELATIONSHIPS

600
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,320
END?

601
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,688
YEAH... OR I SAID TO ONE

602
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,923
GIRL, I WAS LIKE, "IF I MEET

603
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:40,425
SOMEONE AND I'M IN LOVE AND SHE

604
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:41,636
WANTS TO HAVE A KID, I'll HAVE

605
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,460
A KID WITH HER."

606
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560
AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE,

607
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:44,628
"I LOVE YOU."

608
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,433
AND I WAS LIKE, "CHECK, PLEASE!"

609
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,404
AND WE WERE AT THE MOVIES, SO

610
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,572
EVERYONE WAS LIKE "SHH!"

611
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,176
AH, KENT!

612
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,545
Kent: SO, LIKE I SAID,

613
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,448
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE HERE

614
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,315
EXCEPT FOR KEV.

615
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,415
Kate: YEAH?

616
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,751
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY THAT

617
00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,319
LONG, IF YOU DON'T...

618
00:28:41,419 --> 00:28:42,419
YEAH, LET'S DO WHATEVER.

619
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:43,521
I'M TOTALLY COOL.

620
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,094
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS

621
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:53,131
[AND LAUGHTER]

622
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,100
Kev: AGHH!

623
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,667
TOES IS HERE!

624
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:58,770
MY TOES IS HERE!

625
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,472
Kent: HEY!

626
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,439
HOW'S IT GOING?

627
00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:02,574
I'M GOOD.

628
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,751
WELL, WELCOME TO THE TRAILER

629
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:04,676
WHERE I KIND OF AM SLEEPING

630
00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,377
SOMETIMES.
-YEAH.

631
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,078
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS

632
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,580
AND UH...

633
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,882
HEY, I'M KENT.

634
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,684
THIS IS KATE.

635
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,119
WHAT'S UP? HEY, I'M KEV.

636
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:17,655
Kate: HEY, KEV.

637
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,656
Kent: I BROUGHT SOME BEER.

638
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:19,791
Kev: YEAH, DRINK IT.

639
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:20,658
Kate: THANK YOU.

640
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,793
Kev: I DON'T CARE.

641
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,538
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DRINK,

642
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,698
JUST DRINK SOMETHING.

643
00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,900
TOES! YO! TOES!

644
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,401
YOU KNOW WHY I CALL HIM "TOES"?

645
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,236
WAIT, FIRST, YOU KNOW WHY

646
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:31,870
I CALL HIM "TOES"?

647
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:32,837
HE LET A GIRL SUCK

648
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,671
HIS TOES AND HE LOVED IT.

649
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,772
AGHH!

650
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:35,707
Kent, mortified: OH, MY GOD.

651
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:36,508
AND YOU KNOW WHY I CALL HIM

652
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,509
"TIES"?

653
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,476
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MOVIE

654
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:39,576
SCHOOL TIES WITH FUCKIN'

655
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:40,654
BRENDAN FRASER AND MATT DAMON.

656
00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:41,689
TIES, TOES, T.K.O., TIES OZ...

657
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:42,614
BA-BIB-BIB-BIB-BORN,

658
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:43,615
BE BORN, TIED TO HIS O-FACE

659
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:44,715
YO, KENT NEED A NEW CHICK

660
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,018
LIKE O.J. NEED A NEW CASE.

661
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,118
WHAT?!

662
00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:50,698
SO KENT, ARE YOU GONNA DO ANY

663
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,390
COCK TRICKS?

664
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,359
UH, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE

665
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,493
EARLY IN THE EVENING.

666
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,593
AND, UH...

667
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:57,671
Kev: HE DOES COCK TRICKS FOR

668
00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,697
CELEBRITIES AROUND THE WHOLE

669
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,499
NATION, MOSTLY L.A., BUT...

670
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:02,600
HEY GUYS!

671
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,902
Kent: YEAH, MAN, WAIT!

672
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:04,836
YOU'RE MISSING THE...

673
00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:05,837
HEY, YO-YO, GUTH-GUTH!

674
00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:06,771
GUTH, LILS!

675
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:07,772
Kent: KEV... KEV...

676
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:08,640
LITTLE LILS AND GUTH!

677
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,607
COME HERE!

678
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:10,308
LISTEN, YOU'RE MISSING

679
00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:11,408
THE POINT.

680
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:12,911
THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE

681
00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:13,678
THE BEST COCK TRICK MASTER

682
00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:14,512
OF LOS ANGELES.

683
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:15,747
YEAH, BUT IT'S...

684
00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,549
HEY, GUTHRIE!

685
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:19,517
HEY, EVERYBODY, COME HERE!

686
00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:20,351
IT'S 'CAUSE OF THE GIRL.

687
00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:20,985
AND IF YOU JUST...

688
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,085
O.K., BUT JUST...

689
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:22,720
SHE, BELIEVE ME, SHE ALREADY

690
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,821
LIKES YOU.

691
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:24,489
SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT YOU DO

692
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,390
COCK TRICKS.

693
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,224
SHE'S NOT GONNA NOT...

694
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,524
SHE PROBABLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE

695
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:28,459
YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD

696
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,294
DO COCK TRICKS FOR EVERYONE.

697
00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:29,928
SHH... HEY, HEY...

698
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:30,695
SO, JUST DO THEM.

699
00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:31,795
IT'S SO GOOD.

700
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,840
EVERYBODY WILL BE LAUGHING AT IT

701
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:33,874
AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOVE THAT.

702
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:34,766
IT GIVES YOU LOVE, YOU'RE LIKE,

703
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:35,733
"YES, EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING

704
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,501
AT ME! I'M KENT OSBORNE!"

705
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:37,335
KEV! KEV! KEV!

706
00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:38,736
STOP. STOP. STOP.

707
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,505
JUST HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING.

708
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:41,605
YOU'RE MY FRIEND, RIGHT?

709
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:43,842
HELP ME OUT.
-MM-HMM.

710
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,411
STOP, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

711
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:46,945
STOP TALKING ABOUT

712
00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:47,779
COCK TRICKS?

713
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:48,613
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

714
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:49,480
O.K., FINE, FINE.

715
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,648
-O.K.?
-FINE, FINE.

716
00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:51,549
'SCUSE ME

717
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,649
LADIES AND GENTLEMALINI!

718
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,953
GENTLEMALINI.

719
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,521
I NOW WILL PRESENT TO YOU

720
00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:57,765
A SIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IN

721
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:58,899
YOUR WHOLE LIVES AS LONG AS YOU

722
00:30:58,923 --> 00:30:59,824
LIVE AND HIS NAME IS KENT

723
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:00,964
OSBORNE AND HIS PENIS IS A

724
00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,160
GLORIOUS THING.

725
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,270
HE WILL NOW PRESENT THE COCK

726
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:04,662
TRICKS FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT.

727
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:05,762
I PRESENT KENT OSBORNE.

728
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,598
PLEASE STAND BEFORE ME, KENT.

729
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:07,698
BEFORE THIS TREE!

730
00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:08,600
Crowd, chanting: COCK TRICKS,

731
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,168
COCK TRICKS, COCK TRICKS,

732
00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,371
COCK TRICKS, COCK TRICKS...

733
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:14,906
GET IN THERE! GO!

734
00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,006
Crowd: WHOO!

735
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,945
I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE

736
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,045
THAN TO DO IT.

737
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,648
AND I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE

738
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,650
THAN TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO

739
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,786
VANISH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE, UM,

740
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,927
THIS HAS BEEN BUILT UP WAY

741
00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:30,755
TOO MUCH.
-Kev: WHAT'S WRONG?

742
00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:31,756
I CAN'T DO COCK TRICKS

743
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:32,936
ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE SCAR

744
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,159
TISSUE AROUND MY TESTICLES AND

745
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,561
I WENT TO MY DOCTOR BECAUSE I

746
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:37,738
THOUGHT IT WAS CANCER AND HE

747
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,498
SAID, "DON'T DO STRENUOUS THINGS

748
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:41,598
WITH YOUR SCROTUM".

749
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,567
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

750
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:43,568
YEAH, AND I'M SORRY, THAT'S

751
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:44,469
WHY I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO

752
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,303
KNOCK IT OFF ALL NIGHT.

753
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,580
AND YOU JUST FUCKING LOOKED ME

754
00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,539
IN THE EYE AND SAID, "O.K.,

755
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,880
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT ON MONDAY."

756
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,210
AND I'M SORRY, I KNOW THAT I...

757
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,611
THE MUSIC'S OFF AND I'M THE

758
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:54,711
ONLY ONE TALKING.

759
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,890
I'll TURN THE MUSIC ON, THEN.

760
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,181
AND I'M NOT, I LOVE YOU, OF

761
00:31:57,282 --> 00:32:00,952
COURSE, I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYBODY

762
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,954
BECAUSE...

763
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:03,955
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

764
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,925
THE HAMBURGER!

765
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,620
HEY, KENT.

766
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,720
YEAH?

767
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:38,957
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

768
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,825
UH, NOTHIN'.

769
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,627
ME EITHER.

770
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,730
YOU WANNA DO NOTHIN' TOGETHER?

771
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:47,565
UH, SURE.

772
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,734
OH, GOOD.

773
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:50,911
WHEN YOU MASTURBATE, YOU JUST

774
00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:53,538
USE YOUR IMAGINATION?

775
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,373
YEAH.

776
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,841
FANTASY TIME.

777
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:57,709
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

778
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,443
DO YOU LOOK AT PORN?

779
00:32:58,543 --> 00:32:59,243
MM-HMM.

780
00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:00,078
WERE YOU LOOKING AT PORN

781
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,980
JUST NOW?
-MAYBE.

782
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,648
WHAT? REALLY?

783
00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:04,549
MAYBE.

784
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,651
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

785
00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:07,885
JUST GETTING READY FOR BED.

786
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720
OH...

787
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:10,888
YEAH, WELL...

788
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:11,856
A LITTLE NIGHTCAP?

789
00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:12,967
I USUALLY MASTURBATE ONCE

790
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,892
A DAY.

791
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,662
WHAT TIME OF DAY?

792
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:18,663
DID I INTRUDE?

793
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,999
NO, NO, NO, NO, I...

794
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,734
NO, I WASN'T GOING TO, I WAS,

795
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,836
JUST, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW...

796
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,671
RIGHT, I WAS RIGHT THERE.

797
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,672
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A

798
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:28,973
HOUSEGUEST, YOU DON'T...

799
00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:30,608
SMACK IT, LOUDLY?

800
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:33,277
AS MUCH, YEAH.

801
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,382
UM, THAT'S PROBABLY PRUDENT.

802
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:38,149
BUT, IT'S NICE.

803
00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:39,259
IT'S NICE, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU

804
00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:42,653
LEAVE, IT'LL BE A NICE LITTLE...

805
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,797
I MEAN, IT'LL BE SAD, BUT...

806
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:44,622
WELCOME HOME.

807
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:45,923
BUT THEN I'll LIKE...

808
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,626
GET TO MASTURBATE, SO...

809
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:49,594
YOU CAN MASTURBATE.

810
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,528
I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YOU.

811
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:51,929
I'M ONE OF THOSE COOL

812
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,030
HOUSEGUESTS.

813
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,465
LIKE, JUST DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY

814
00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,565
DO, PLEASE.

815
00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:56,234
REALLY?

816
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:56,868
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

817
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:57,702
O.K.

818
00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:58,569
GOOD TO KNOW.

819
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,538
YEAH.

820
00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:01,806
GO RIGHT NOW, I'M FINE.

821
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:02,707
YEAH?

822
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:03,708
YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH?

823
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:06,611
ALL RIGHT.

824
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,647
YOU... YOU WOULD WATCH ME

825
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,015
MASTURBATE?

826
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:11,816
WHY NOT?

827
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,651
ARE YOU JOKING?

828
00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,620
I DON'T THINK SO.

829
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,821
I'll WATCH YOU MASTURBATE.

830
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,957
WHAT DO YOU DO?

831
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:20,958
YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS?

832
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:21,926
YES.

833
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,428
O.K., SO I TAKE A PILLOW.

834
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:24,128
YEAH.

835
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,698
PUT IT UNDER THE SHEET.

836
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,833
VERY NICE.

837
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,701
AND THEN I JUST LIKE,

838
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:34,505
THERE...

839
00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:35,673
-WOW.
-YEAH.

840
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,642
AND THEN I'll PUT SOME...

841
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,777
MY COMPUTER OR...

842
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:40,645
ON THE BED?

843
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,581
-YEAH.
-YEAH.

844
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:44,348
AND THAT'S IT.

845
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,017
AW, HE'S A PILLOW HUMPER.

846
00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,252
YEAH, PILLOW HUMPER.

847
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:51,722
I MEAN, SO SOMETIMES, PILLOW

848
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:52,623
DOWN LIKE THIS.

849
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:55,460
OR JUST LIKE NO PILLOW.

850
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,361
SORRY, PILLOW.

851
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,330
AND THEN JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW.

852
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,865
YEAH, JUST KIND OF WRITHING

853
00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:03,334
AROUND, AND LIKE...

854
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,769
BUT NEVER ON YOUR BACK?

855
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,338
NO, I JUST CAN'T.

856
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,006
WE'D BE SO INCOMPATIBLE.

857
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,741
WE'D BE LIKE TWO TOPS,

858
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,878
NO BOTTOM.
-YEAH.

859
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,147
I KNOW.

860
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,945
WOW, I'M, I'M... O.K.

861
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:21,946
MAYBE I'M WALKING TOO FAST,

862
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,348
I'M OUT OF BREATH.

863
00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:28,886
MY... LIPS ARE CHAPPED.

864
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:29,787
I'M HIGH, BY THE WAY.

865
00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:30,888
I'M TOTALLY BAKED.

866
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,824
I'M GOING TO GET EGGS.

867
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,993
WALKING DOWN A VERY STEEP HILL.

868
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:38,563
MY LIFE IS A BIT OF A WRECK.

869
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:39,943
AND I'M THE ONE DRIVING, I'M THE

870
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:46,237
ONE GETTING INTO THE WRECKS.

871
00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,839
GETTIN' INTO THE WRECKS,

872
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,242
GETTIN' INTO THE WRECKS.

873
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,483
THAT IS A GREAT PICTURE.

874
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,350
I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE A REAL,

875
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,284
IT'S NOT LIKE...

876
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,385
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

877
00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:50,087
IT LOOKS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.

878
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:51,088
YEAH, IT'S GORGEOUS.

879
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,490
THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

880
00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,058
"HI, I HEAR THAT CRAIG'S LIST IS

881
00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,926
GOOD FOR FULFILLING OR DASHING

882
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:56,761
FANTASIES.

883
00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:57,871
I HAVE A FANTASY OF MEETING A

884
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,055
BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY

885
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,432
WOMAN WHO ALSO MAYBE HASN'T HAD

886
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:02,433
MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER

887
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,436
WOMAN... WOMEN... BUT WHO WANTS

888
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:06,404
TO EXPLORE LIKE WE'RE

889
00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,506
TWO NEW BOOKS OPENING EACH

890
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,507
OTHER'S PAGES.

891
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,075
OR MAYBE THERE'S A LIBRARIAN

892
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,076
WHO OPENS OUR PAGES AT THE

893
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:12,943
"SAME TIME."

894
00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:14,043
WHOA, THAT'S SO HOT.

895
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,513
"IS ANYONE OUT THERE

896
00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:17,047
A LIBRARIAN?'

897
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,048
DARN!

898
00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,159
WOW, SHE'S... "WHO IS GOOD AT

899
00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,051
TURNING ON TWO WOMEN AT ONCE.

900
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,421
I'M MOSTLY JUST CURIOUS TO MEET

901
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:24,664
ANOTHER BI GIRL WHO ISN'T GOING

902
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,688
TO JUDGE ME FOR HAVING

903
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:26,833
LOOSE-KNIT FANTASIES THAT MAY OR

904
00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:30,461
MAY NOT INVOLVE LIBRARIANS.

905
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:31,929
LET'S TALK ABOUT TITS AND THEN

906
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,431
DOSTOYEVSKY.

907
00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,332
LET'S RELATE ABOUT ALL THE GUYS

908
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,901
WE'VE BLOWN WHO DIDN'T GO

909
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,068
DOWN ON US.

910
00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,409
LET'S MAKE UP NATION STATES RUN

911
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,073
"BY SAPPHO AND BEETHOVEN."

912
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,076
"LOOKING FOR A COMPATRIOT".

913
00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,378
WOW.

914
00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:48,479
MAYBE SHE'S A VEGETARIAN.

915
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:51,348
LOOK, LIQUID AMINOS.

916
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,082
I EAT THOSE.

917
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:52,817
REALLY?

918
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,451
YEAH.

919
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,420
UM... ALL RIGHT.

920
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,321
YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE IT.

921
00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,423
YOU SHOULD WRITE BACK.

922
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:00,324
YOU SHOULD.

923
00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:01,325
HMM?

924
00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:02,293
I JUST FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO

925
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,194
IMPRESS HER, A LITTLE BIT.

926
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,061
SHE'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

927
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:04,962
SHE'S PRETTY SMART.

928
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:05,496
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HER

929
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:06,363
REFERENCES.

930
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,033
OH... WHERE DO WE...

931
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:09,867
JUST GO AHEAD.

932
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:10,668
YOU'RE SMART.

933
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:12,636
SAY, LIKE... JUST BE HONEST.

934
00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,371
JUST SAY YOU'RE OUT HERE

935
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,373
VISITING A GOOD FRIEND.

936
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,477
I MEAN...

937
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:23,614
AS A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT,

938
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:29,520
FUNNY WOMAN I CAN... THAT I...

939
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:37,127
TOO ENJOY EXPLORING.

940
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:42,867
YOU, YEAH, I THINK

941
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:43,534
THAT'S GOOD.

942
00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,737
AND THEN ASK, SAY...

943
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:47,997
SHOULD WE JUST TAKE A PICTURE

944
00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:48,606
OF OURSELVES?

945
00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:51,709
LIKE, WITH, WITH...

946
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:52,977
I THINK IT SHOULD, YEAH,

947
00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,379
THAT'S...

948
00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,714
ALL RIGHT. READY?

949
00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,148
WE HAVE TO LOOK THERE.

950
00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,017
O.K.

951
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:01,418
O.K.

952
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,254
BE SEXY.

953
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,088
I CAN'T.

954
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,823
THIS IS TERRIBLE.

955
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:09,627
OOH.

956
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:11,595
THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE.

957
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,030
IT'S REALLY LIKE OUR WORST

958
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,999
FEATURES.

959
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:15,933
I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.

960
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,335
HOLD ON.

961
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:21,305
LET'S MOVE THIS BACK.

962
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,640
WHAT IF I SLOUCH A LITTLE?

963
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:23,507
YOU SHOULD...

964
00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:24,275
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

965
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,912
I SHOULD GO UP.

966
00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:28,746
O.K.
-ALL RIGHT.

967
00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:29,747
-ARE WE GOOD?
-YEAH.

968
00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:30,967
-I THINK WE LOOK GOOD.
-O.K.

969
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,449
O.K.

970
00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:41,425
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

971
00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:43,360
THAT'S O.K.

972
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,628
I'M WAITING FOR THE COUNT.

973
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,130
O.K.

974
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,599
THIS IS GONNA...

975
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:49,699
THREE, TWO, ONE.

976
00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:53,737
OH, NO, IT'S TERRIBLE.

977
00:42:53,837 --> 00:42:54,638
WE TOTALLY SAW WORSE

978
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:55,606
THAN THAT... THAT'S FINE.

979
00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:57,107
WE HAVE TO JUST SEND THIS.

980
00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:58,342
I DON'T WANT TO BE A

981
00:42:58,442 --> 00:42:59,243
PERFECTIONIST.

982
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:00,611
BUT, I'M NOT EVEN HARD.

983
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,580
THAT'S FINE!

984
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,690
WAIT, CAN WE TAKE ONE MORE?

985
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:04,724
I'M SORRY, CAN WE JUST TAKE

986
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,516
ONE MORE, PLEASE?

987
00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:06,483
IMPROMPTU... O.K.

988
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,594
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BLOW

989
00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:08,695
THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT STRETCHED

990
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,523
OUT PROPERLY. O.K.

991
00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:13,257
ALL RIGHT.

992
00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:14,024
I'M ROLLING.

993
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:14,825
YOU'RE ROLLING.

994
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:15,826
YEAH, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

995
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,561
I'M NERVOUS AND EXCITED AND

996
00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,463
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO MEET

997
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,031
JOSEPHINE.

998
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,366
-YEAH.
-YEAH.

999
00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:23,367
HAVE YOU EVER DONE

1000
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,134
THIS BEFORE?

1001
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:26,370
NO, NOT THIS.

1002
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,747
LIKE, I MEAN, MEETING SOMEONE ON

1003
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:28,472
CRAIG'S LIST?

1004
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:29,073
RIGHT.

1005
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,007
NO.

1006
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:30,574
Kent: HI.

1007
00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:31,375
Josephine: HI.

1008
00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:32,476
Kate: HI.

1009
00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:33,377
CAN YOU SEE US?

1010
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,278
Kent: BARELY.

1011
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,145
I CAN SEE THE CANDLES.

1012
00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:35,913
MMM.

1013
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:36,814
Josephine: CAN YOU SEE US

1014
00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:37,615
NOW?

1015
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:38,792
Kate: WE'RE LIKE TWO BRIGHT

1016
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,784
LIGHTS IN A DARK, DARK BAR.

1017
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,153
Josephine: SO, KENT?

1018
00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:43,821
YES?

1019
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:44,588
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

1020
00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:45,688
I LIVE HERE.

1021
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:46,733
I MEAN, WERE YOU FROM HERE?

1022
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,859
OH, OH, I GREW UP IN VERMONT.

1023
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:49,560
OH.

1024
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,761
OH, YOU'RE A FARM BOY.

1025
00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:51,861
UH, SORT OF.

1026
00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:53,135
WELL, I WAS BORN IN NEW JERSEY.

1027
00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:53,931
O.K.

1028
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:55,151
AND THEN I MOVED TO VERMONT

1029
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:57,534
WHEN I WAS FOUR.

1030
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:01,939
SO AND UM, UH, SORRY, I'M A

1031
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,408
LITTLE DISTRACTED.

1032
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:07,411
Both: OOH, UH!

1033
00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:11,515
I'M KIND OF A LIGHTWEIGHT.

1034
00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:12,692
I'M ONLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO

1035
00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:13,517
HANDLE ONE MORE DRINK BEFORE

1036
00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,617
I'M GOOD.

1037
00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:15,685
YEAH.

1038
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,888
WELL, THEN.

1039
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,089
Kent: WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING

1040
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:19,657
AT ME?

1041
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:20,457
WHAT?

1042
00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:21,291
OH, SORRY.

1043
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,026
YOU'RE THERE? HI!

1044
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,427
WE WERE...

1045
00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:26,697
I'M HAPPY WITH EITHER ONE.

1046
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,732
SHE'S HAPPY WITH ANYTHING.

1047
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,072
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE...

1048
00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:34,738
OH, MY GOD.

1049
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,440
OH, OH, NO.

1050
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,775
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

1051
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,410
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

1052
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,310
Kent: I BACKED INTO IT.

1053
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,145
I HAVE TO PUT THIS AWAY

1054
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,714
RIGHT NOW.

1055
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:44,814
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

1056
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,150
DO WE GO TO THE FRONT AND SAY

1057
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:46,850
WE BROKE...

1058
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:47,651
Kate: YEAH, LET'S JUST

1059
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:52,589
CONFESS.
-O.K.

1060
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,591
AWESOME. THANKS. SORRY.

1061
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,060
Man: NO PROBLEM.

1062
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,461
I'M SORRY.

1063
00:44:58,328 --> 00:44:59,063
Kate: BYE.

1064
00:44:59,163 --> 00:44:59,830
Josephine: BYE.

1065
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:00,564
Kate: LOOK, HE'S CARRYING

1066
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:01,899
EVERYTHING.

1067
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:02,999
Josephine: OH, HE'S SUCH

1068
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,568
A MAN, HE'S TAKING CARE OF US.

1069
00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:09,573
Kate: I KNOW, LOOK AT THAT.

1070
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,541
Kent: ALL RIGHT.

1071
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,510
Josephine: OH, THANKS.

1072
00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:30,794
Josephine: OH, NICE.

1073
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:31,628
SO PAINLESS!

1074
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,599
GOOD.

1075
00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:36,500
AWESOME.

1076
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,701
O.K., CHEERS.

1077
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,069
CHEERS.

1078
00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:42,473
CHEERS.

1079
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:46,777
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

1080
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,378
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS FUN.

1081
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:49,379
Kate: YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.

1082
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,280
Josephine: IT'S SO GREAT TO

1083
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:50,981
MEET YOU.
-WANT A TOUR?

1084
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,549
Josephine: SURE.
-YEAH?

1085
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:53,649
UH, KITCHEN.

1086
00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:54,518
AWESOME.

1087
00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,554
O.K., COOL.

1088
00:45:57,654 --> 00:45:58,422
PANTRY.

1089
00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:02,659
Josephine: MM-HMM.

1090
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,627
Kent: BATHROOM.

1091
00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:04,995
GOTCHA.

1092
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,464
THIS IS THE HALLWAY.

1093
00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:08,465
O.K.

1094
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,299
THIS IS THE FIRST PIECE OF

1095
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:09,700
ART I EVER BOUGHT.

1096
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800
OH.

1097
00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:12,636
WOW.

1098
00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:14,705
IT'S JUXTAPOSITION ART.

1099
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,740
THIS IS THE LIGHTS!

1100
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,674
LIVING ROOM!

1101
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:18,942
NICE.

1102
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,544
THIS IS A GOOD PLACE YOU HAVE.

1103
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,644
THANKS.

1104
00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:22,838
I LIKE YOUR STATE OF THE ART

1105
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,548
VIEWING MATERIALS.

1106
00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:25,816
YES.

1107
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,618
OOH, GOSH.

1108
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,385
SOME BOOKS.

1109
00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:29,353
Kate: BOOKS.

1110
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:29,920
Josephine: YOU HAVE SOME

1111
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:30,754
SERIOUS STUFF.

1112
00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:31,622
I CAN MASTURBATE

1113
00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:32,422
TO A PRAYING MANTIS.

1114
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:33,423
Kate: REALLY?

1115
00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:34,291
LIKE... WELL, JUST A FEMALE

1116
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,627
LIKE, AT...
-RIGHT.

1117
00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:37,861
LIKE EATING ME AS I'M...

1118
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,862
BUT THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

1119
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,531
BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY.

1120
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,865
-RIGHT, LIKE...
-YOU DON'T

1121
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:42,965
REALLY WANT THAT BUT IT'S

1122
00:46:43,033 --> 00:46:44,201
FUN TO THINK ABOUT.

1123
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,502
RIGHT. I CAN FANTASIZE ABOUT

1124
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,504
BEING RAPED IN PRISON...

1125
00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:48,505
RIGHT... HOT!

1126
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,473
BUT IF IT WERE TO REALLY

1127
00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:50,574
HAPPEN...
-NOT SO HOT.

1128
00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:51,575
IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING

1129
00:46:51,675 --> 00:46:53,410
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

1130
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:54,411
YOU DO OR YOU DON'T HAVE

1131
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,412
RAPE, MALE RAPE FANTASIES?

1132
00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:56,523
NO, I MEAN, LIKE, O.K., ONE

1133
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,447
NIGHT I WAS REALLY BORED AND I

1134
00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,717
FANTASIZED THAT I WAS RAPED

1135
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,853
BY A BUNCH OF MEN.

1136
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,655
WHILE MASTURBATING?

1137
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:05,556
IT'S A FANTASY.

1138
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,790
YEAH, LIKE I... YEAH.

1139
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:07,958
BUT YOU GOT OFF

1140
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,460
ON THAT... IDEA?

1141
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,704
IT WAS A, IT WAS ACTUALLY, IT

1142
00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:13,597
WAS A CRAIG'S LIST POSTING.

1143
00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:16,466
AND IT WAS LIKE, "HEY, ANYBODY"

1144
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:17,567
WANT TO COME OVER?

1145
00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:18,801
WE'VE GOT THIS GUY TIED UP AND

1146
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,838
WE'RE, LIKE, WE'RE FUCKING HIM

1147
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,574
"IN EVERY HOLE" AND... AND THAT

1148
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,842
TURNED ME ON... I WAS LIKE,

1149
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,019
"OH, THAT'S TURNING ME ON."

1150
00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:27,477
BUT I REMEMBER THINKING, LIKE,

1151
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:28,818
IF THAT WAS... REALLY HAPPENED,

1152
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,881
I WOULD... IT WOULD BE AWFUL.

1153
00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:33,016
-YEAH.
-WOW.

1154
00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:34,017
WELL, THERE'S A DARK PLACE

1155
00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:35,385
THAT HAPPENS, I THINK.

1156
00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:36,520
I MEAN, I'VE HAD...

1157
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,754
I THINK MOST YOUNG GIRLS...

1158
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,556
LIKE, WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 11 AND

1159
00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:40,757
HADN'T STARTED MASTURBATING

1160
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,593
AND I WAS LIKE... I REALLY,

1161
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,703
REALLY, REALLY WISHED SOMETHING

1162
00:47:43,727 --> 00:47:44,928
WAS GOING ON IN THAT AREA AND

1163
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,763
WOULD HAVE RAPE FANTASIES, BUT

1164
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,900
I... I THINK IT WAS, I DON'T

1165
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,501
KNOW... YEAH, IF IT REALLY

1166
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,469
HAPPENED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

1167
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:53,804
REALLY MESSED UP AND SAD.

1168
00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:56,607
-RIGHT. -BUT, UM...
-YEAH.

1169
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:57,774
A LOT OF WOMEN HAVE RAPE

1170
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,018
FANTASIES... I JUST NEVER TALKED

1171
00:47:59,042 --> 00:47:59,910
TO A MAN WHO DID.

1172
00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,246
SO... YOU'RE A FIRST.

1173
00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:03,356
I DIDN'T START MASTURBATING

1174
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,715
UNTIL, LIKE, REALLY RECENTLY,

1175
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,516
LIKE THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

1176
00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:07,718
Kent: REALLY?
-YEAH.

1177
00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,620
Kate: WHAT CHANGED THINGS?

1178
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,922
UM... A VIBRATOR.

1179
00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:13,223
Kate: WHAT KIND OF VIBRATOR?

1180
00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:14,925
A VERY SIMPLE ONE, BUT...

1181
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,026
ACTUALLY IT WAS A MINDSET

1182
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:17,594
THAT CHANGED, BUT IT WAS ALSO

1183
00:48:17,694 --> 00:48:18,729
THE VIBRATOR.

1184
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,230
I THINK I JUST WAS... WHEN I WAS

1185
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:21,832
YOUNG I NEVER DID IT BECAUSE IN

1186
00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:22,972
TEXAS, LIKE, YOU JUST WERE

1187
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,601
TAUGHT, LIKE, "DO NOT TALK ABOUT

1188
00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:26,536
SEXUALITY, IT'S GROSS,"

1189
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,805
AND THEN, UM... I MEAN,

1190
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:29,986
WHATEVER KIND OF SEXUALITY.

1191
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,050
IT DIDN'T MATTER IF IT WAS,

1192
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,085
LIKE, HOMOSEXUALITY, BISEXUALITY

1193
00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:33,644
OR HETEROSEXUALITY, LIKE, YOU

1194
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:34,787
JUST DIDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT WAS

1195
00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,647
GOING ON, AND THEN... SO, I

1196
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,515
WOULD ASK MY FRIENDS, "LIKE, SO

1197
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,217
DO YOU GUYS MASTURBATE?"

1198
00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:41,685
'CAUSE I KNEW GUYS DID IT,

1199
00:48:41,785 --> 00:48:42,953
AND MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE LIKE,

1200
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,688
"NO... UGH, THAT IS SO GROSS.

1201
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:45,832
I WOULD NEVER, NEVER DO THAT."

1202
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:47,033
AND THEN I FOUND OUT, YOU KNOW,

1203
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,793
LIKE, 10 TO 12 YEARS LATER THAT,

1204
00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:50,937
YES, OF COURSE THEY WERE ALL

1205
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,296
MASTURBATING, EVEN THOUGH...

1206
00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:53,676
BUT NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT IT.

1207
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,598
Kate: THAT'S PRETTY

1208
00:48:54,698 --> 00:48:55,565
FASCINATING.
-Kent: YEAH.

1209
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:56,466
AND SO, I WAS JUST LIKE,

1210
00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:57,167
"WELL, NOBODY DOES THAT,

1211
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,168
THAT'S GROSS, SINCE..."

1212
00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:58,802
Kent: HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

1213
00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,570
29.

1214
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,506
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

1215
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,808
OH, OLD.

1216
00:49:04,908 --> 00:49:06,610
700 YEARS OLD?

1217
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,870
HE'S VERY IMMATURE THOUGH...

1218
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:09,645
SO IT CANCELS OUT

1219
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,547
A LOT OF THE TIME.

1220
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:12,582
NO, I JUST... I RECENTLY

1221
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,684
TURNED 40.

1222
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,851
OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

1223
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,653
THANKS.

1224
00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:18,455
SO YOU... THAT'S NOT OLD.

1225
00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:19,723
WHY DO YOU FEEL OLD?

1226
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:20,991
I NEVER DID UNTIL I TURNED

1227
00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:24,227
40, BUT... YOU KNOW, I'M

1228
00:49:24,328 --> 00:49:26,563
HANDLING IT. -O.K.
-O.K.

1229
00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:30,567
[BONG BUBBLING,

1230
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:31,778
[WOMEN TALKING IN BACKGROUND]

1231
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:32,845
Josephine: I LOVED IT AND

1232
00:49:32,869 --> 00:49:35,939
I FELT SO CONNECTED TO HER.

1233
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:36,940
I WAS LIKE, I REALLY NEED

1234
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,084
TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE MORE

1235
00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,476
AND MEET MORE GIRLS.

1236
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,778
-YEAH.
-HENCE, TONIGHT.

1237
00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,714
-YAY!
-SEEMS LIKE A VERY...

1238
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,382
BRAZEN WAY OF DOING IT, I GUESS,

1239
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,617
BUT, LIKE, SOMETIMES YOU JUST...

1240
00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:48,952
YOU GOT TO TAKE A RISK.

1241
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,587
YOU MAKE YOUR...

1242
00:49:50,687 --> 00:49:53,690
YOU MAKE YOUR, UH, DESTINY.

1243
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,692
YES, YOU DO... YEAH.

1244
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,806
KENT, ARE YOU GONNA...

1245
00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:44,741
COME JOIN US?

1246
00:50:44,841 --> 00:50:49,079
UM... YEAH.

1247
00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:02,519
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

1248
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,020
MMM, THANK YOU.

1249
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,889
SO ARE YOU...

1250
00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:21,565
Josephine: THAT WAS

1251
00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:22,999
DIFFERENT.

1252
00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:24,110
I'M GONNA RUN TO THE BATHROOM.

1253
00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:27,070
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.

1254
00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:05,008
Kent: WHAT ARE

1255
00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:07,544
YOU...? WHAT'S GOING ON?

1256
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,416
KATE?

1257
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:15,352
I MEAN, IT WAS GOOD, RIGHT?

1258
00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:18,855
I'M JUST WAITING FOR HER.

1259
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:20,056
I DON'T WANT TO LIKE...

1260
00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:21,024
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING

1261
00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:22,359
A MOVIE... SOMEONE HAS TO

1262
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:23,360
GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU JUST

1263
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:26,596
PAUSE THE MOVIE.

1264
00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:27,530
Josephine: WOW, IT'S REALLY

1265
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:28,431
HOT AND HEAVY IN HERE.

1266
00:54:28,531 --> 00:54:30,800
Kent: YEAH.

1267
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:31,900
SORRY TO BREAK IT UP...

1268
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:32,935
I JUST HAD TO...

1269
00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:34,738
Kate: HI! HI, HI...

1270
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:36,538
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

1271
00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,474
COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE,

1272
00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:38,574
COME HERE, COME HERE...

1273
00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:40,644
OH, DON'T GO ANYWHERE

1274
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:41,911
EVER AGAIN.

1275
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,055
WAIT, YOU PUT THIS BACK ON?

1276
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:44,079
I... WELL, I WAS JUST...

1277
00:54:44,147 --> 00:54:45,382
I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU

1278
00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:46,483
A BIT OF A SURPRISE.

1279
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,784
HERE, I'll TAKE IT OFF.

1280
00:54:47,884 --> 00:54:51,087
COME HERE...

1281
00:54:51,187 --> 00:54:53,356
HI... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY

1282
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:56,092
LIFE?

1283
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,060
YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME MEETING

1284
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,662
YOU TOO.

1285
00:54:58,762 --> 00:54:59,496
ENJOY THOSE.

1286
00:54:59,596 --> 00:55:00,330
THANKS... YEAH, THANK YOU

1287
00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:01,464
SO MUCH FOR THESE.

1288
00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:02,465
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT

1289
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:03,565
THIS ONE? SLING BLADE?

1290
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,401
YEAH, YEAH... NO, I'M GLAD...

1291
00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:05,368
YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR.

1292
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,269
THAT'S A REALLY... THAT'S

1293
00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:08,338
LIKE... I APPRECIATE IT.

1294
00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:09,438
YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE.

1295
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,472
-GOOD NIGHT.
-BYE.

1296
00:55:10,507 --> 00:55:11,508
NICE TO MEET YOU.

1297
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:12,942
YEAH, IT'S BEEN AWESOME.

1298
00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:15,078
YEAH. STAY, STAY WARM.

1299
00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:16,479
HEY, LOOK, THE SUN IS COMING UP.

1300
00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,682
Kate: WOW... OH, MY GOD.

1301
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:19,782
NIGHTY-NIGHT.

1302
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,417
GOOD MORNING.

1303
00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:21,517
Josephine: GOOD NIGHT.

1304
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,120
SEE YOU... IN THE FUTURE.

1305
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,389
Kate: YES.

1306
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,157
Josephine: BYE.

1307
00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:29,426
Both: BYE.

1308
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:56,045
Kent: ARE YOU O.K.?

1309
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,047
I'M FINE... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1310
00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,048
I'M TOTALLY FINE.

1311
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,316
BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEEM IT,

1312
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,119
LIKE, YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU.

1313
00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:11,361
DID YOU FEEL THAT?

1314
00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:12,195
YOU'RE KILLING ME.

1315
00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,062
HOT AIR! HOT AIR!

1316
00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:14,163
YOU'RE KILLING ME.

1317
00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,002
DID YOU... DID YOU HEAR THE

1318
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,671
SOUND OF, LIKE, HELL?

1319
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,771
LISTEN.

1320
00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:27,043
O.K., LET'S, LET'S RIDE

1321
00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:28,143
AROUND ON THE CHAIR.

1322
00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:29,379
RIDING ON THE CHAIR...

1323
00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:31,514
KATE, KATE, WHAT IS GOING ON?

1324
00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:32,816
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1325
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:33,516
I DON'T KNOW.

1326
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:34,717
I WANT TO BE NEAR YOU.

1327
00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:36,453
O.K., YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

1328
00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:37,620
SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU...

1329
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,555
YOU SEE, WE'RE... THIS IS

1330
00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:39,522
LIKE WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND

1331
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:40,423
GIRLFRIEND, BUT WE'RE NOT

1332
00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:41,825
HAVING SEX, WHICH IS...

1333
00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:43,626
THAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING A

1334
00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,828
BOYFRIEND AND A GIRLFRIEND.

1335
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,629
NO... I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT

1336
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:47,831
PART.
-WHAT DO YOU WANT...?

1337
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,566
-I JUST...
-REALLY? LIKE...

1338
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,567
CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP?

1339
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:51,568
-REALLY?
-CAN I SIT ON YOUR

1340
00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:52,502
LAP? -NO! -PLEASE?
-NO.

1341
00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:53,470
-PLEASE?
-NO.

1342
00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:54,580
-ROCK ME LIKE A BABY.
-NO.

1343
00:57:54,604 --> 00:57:57,974
ROCK ME LIKE A BABY, JUST...

1344
00:57:58,074 --> 00:57:59,375
PAL?

1345
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,712
WE'RE PALS, RIGHT?

1346
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:04,047
REALLY? LIKE, YOU NEED ME TO

1347
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,516
HELP YOU RIGHT NOW FEEL...

1348
00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:09,385
I, I... MY MIND IS BEING BLOWN

1349
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,753
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU SAID,

1350
00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:12,522
"GO WORK, I'M GONNA SIT HERE,"

1351
00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:15,458
AND NOW... I DON'T...

1352
00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:19,429
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LIKE...

1353
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:41,150
YOU WANT TO BE KITTIES?

1354
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,485
LET'S BE KITTIES.

1355
00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:43,585
LET'S BE KITTIES...

1356
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:44,620
KATE, YOU'RE... O.K.,

1357
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,122
NOW I ACTUALLY AM STARTING

1358
00:58:46,222 --> 00:58:47,222
TO GET A LITTLE MAD.

1359
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,124
I DON'T KNOW WHAT...

1360
00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:50,593
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

1361
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:52,562
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.

1362
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:53,530
WE'RE JUST KITTIES.

1363
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,131
WE'RE JUST BABY KITTIES.

1364
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,399
CAN I... I GOTTA WORK.

1365
00:58:56,499 --> 00:58:58,167
I GOTTA GET THIS...

1366
00:58:58,268 --> 00:58:59,369
I'll JUST BE RIGHT HERE.

1367
00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,549
I'M JUST GONNA BE REALLY...

1368
00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:03,873
I JUST WANNA BE NEAR YOU.

1369
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,178
KENT?

1370
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,214
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?

1371
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:54,090
HEY... HEY, LISTEN.

1372
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,358
I'M, I'M SORRY.

1373
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,626
I'M REALLY SORRY, O.K.?

1374
00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:00,396
HEY, KATE, I'M REALLY SORRY.

1375
01:00:00,496 --> 01:00:01,764
I'M, I'M, I'M JUST HUNG OVER

1376
01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:05,468
AND I'M TIRED AND I'M JUST...

1377
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:06,970
I DIDN'T TAKE MY WELLBUTRIN

1378
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,639
YESTERDAY AND I'M... I'M JUST

1379
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,774
BEING A... A BABY 'CAUSE WE'RE

1380
01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:12,885
NOT... WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX.

1381
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:13,776
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

1382
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:15,178
LIKE, I'M... I'M SO SORRY.

1383
01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:16,713
I'M NOT... COME HERE.

1384
01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:23,152
COME HERE.

1385
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:26,389
HEY, DON'T CRY, O.K.?

1386
01:00:26,489 --> 01:00:27,600
THIS WAS SUCH A FUN WEEKEND.

1387
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,524
THIS WAS, LIKE, AWESOME.

1388
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,426
I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.

1389
01:00:31,494 --> 01:00:33,663
LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

1390
01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:35,465
I'M SO SORRY... I WAS, UM...

1391
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,467
I WAS BEING A DICK AND I'M,

1392
01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:38,701
I'M REALLY SORRY.

1393
01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:41,404
LIKE, I, I'M...

1394
01:00:41,504 --> 01:00:42,305
YOU'RE SO...

1395
01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:45,775
YOU'RE AWESOME, O.K.?

1396
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,599
ALL RIGHT.

1397
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:10,433
DRIVE SAFE.

1398
01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,434
THANK YOU.

1399
01:01:11,534 --> 01:01:13,169
HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT BACK.

1400
01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:15,438
THANK YOU.

1401
01:01:15,538 --> 01:01:16,706
THANKS FOR THE WEEKEND.

1402
01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:18,574
YEAH, YOU TOO.

1403
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:19,675
THIS WAS FUN.

1404
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:20,710
IT WAS FUN.

1405
01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:21,577
SUN'S BRIGHT.

1406
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,579
YEAH.

1407
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,447
HOW'S THAT?

1408
01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:25,181
GOOD.

1409
01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:25,815
YOU GOT IT.

1410
01:01:25,915 --> 01:01:26,649
YOU GOTTA GO.

1411
01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:27,749
YEAH, I GOTTA GO.

1412
01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:29,185
I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY FLIGHT.

1413
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:30,285
O.K., WE'RE GOOD?

1414
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:31,554
-YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
-O.K.

1415
01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:32,388
THANKS.

1416
01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,589
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

1417
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:34,257
O.K.

1418
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,357
BYE.

1419
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:47,737
WRITE ON MY WALL.

1420
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,206
BE IN TOUCH.

1421
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,945
Bow, bow, bow.

1422
01:06:56,045 --> 01:06:58,781
Bow, bow, bow.

1423
01:06:58,881 --> 01:07:02,918
See, he knows something's up.

1424
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,988
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.

1425
01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:08,858
Woman: You have to do it,

1426
01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:11,060
Uncle Kent!

1427
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,695
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow...

1428
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,070
Baby: A ba ba.

1429
01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:22,505
Bow, bow, bow...

1430
01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:27,510
Baby: Ma ma.

1431
01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:28,611
Bow, bow, bow...

1432
01:07:33,816 --> 01:07:34,617
Baby: Ba ba ba ba.

1433
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,851
Bow, bow, bow...

1434
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:10,753
COME HERE.

1435
01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:24,199
WHAT?

1436
01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:26,135
WHAT?

1437
01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:30,840
WHAT?

1438
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,642
KITTY, HEY, CAT.

1439
01:08:33,742 --> 01:08:36,812
AH...

1440
01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,747
NO, NO, NO.

1441
01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,983
HEY, COME HERE.

1442
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:03,325
Josephine: I JUST HAVE TO GO

1443
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,093
TO THE BATHROOM, I'll BE

1444
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,695
RIGHT BACK.

1445
01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,405
Kate: WHAT?


