1 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,970 out here in the middle, 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,810 people are straight shooters. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,370 They just say it like it is. 4 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,470 I got one of those types in my house as well. 5 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,070 Hell, yeah, you were a mistake. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,450 I mean, we're happy that you're here now, 7 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:22,080 but you were definitely a mistake. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,520 It's funny,'cause you're not fat, 9 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,990 but th skirt sure makes you look fat. 10 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:28,250 who told you scrappy went to a farm? 11 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:30,460 He's not on a farm.He's dead. 12 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,440 -=bbs.sfileydy.com=-Proudly Presents 13 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:03,730 00:00:04,990 The Middle Season 1 Episode 2 15 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:33,540 Oh, hey, dad, 16 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,410 I'm trying out for swim team. 17 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:37,540 Do you want to come watch me swim laps at the pool? 18 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,060 - Sounds boring. - Mike. 19 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,400 - It does. - Mike. 20 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:43,670 You saying my name over and over doesn't make it sound less boring. 21 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,360 but sometimes the family needs more than honesty. 22 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,580 It needs a cheerleader, and that's me. 23 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:53,930 You know, sue, I think what your dad is saying is it sounds like aot of fun. 24 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:58,430 the dryer's making that noise again. 25 00:00:58,650 --> 00:01:00,190 noise again. 26 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,860 What noise? Your dad fixed it. 27 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,710 It's working great now. 28 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:08,670 damn thing's on its last legs. 29 00:01:08,810 --> 00:01:10,030 I can't hear the tv. 30 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:13,500 No, we can't afford a new dryer right now. It's fine. 31 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:15,240 did anybody get the mail? 32 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,610 Get more pop. 33 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,990 Axl, come on. Let's go. 34 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,010 Axl had told us he was at church group 35 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:24,480 when he was actually sticking his tongue down some girl's throat at the mall. 36 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:27,440 So he'd earned himself one of mike's famous punishments-- 37 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:28,600 for the next two weeks, 38 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:31,420 he had to stay within 5 feet of apparent at all times. 39 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,660 oh, my god, mike.It's 2009. 40 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:42,100 What? Already? 41 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,190 Yeah, mike. 2009. 42 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:46,030 How did this happen? 43 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,430 No payments till 2009. 44 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,620 No payments till 2009. 45 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:56,230 No payments till 2009. 46 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:59,140 The economy's gonna be great by then. 47 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,070 Great. Now with interest, 48 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:05,900 we owe $650 on a vcr we sold the garage sale last year for 2 bucks. 49 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:09,150 you know what? 50 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,540 It'll be fine. 51 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:11,660 It's fine. 52 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,810 It'll be fine.We're fine. 53 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:16,460 These things have a way of working themselves out. 54 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,590 As long as the dryer hangs on and I sell a car this month, 55 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,770 we're gonna be fine. 56 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:34,520 fortunately, out here, you always have neighbors you can count on... 57 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:41,080 hi. Would it be okay if I just threw in a quick dry? 58 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,490 Hi. Hate to bother.Just one more quick load? 59 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,220 And when that fails... 60 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:53,100 hello? Hello? I'm hurt,and my mom and dad aren't home. 61 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,350 I'll just do this quick load while you try to find them. 62 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,470 You won't even know I'm here. 63 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:04,250 So the busted dryer piled on to the whole 2009 thing 64 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:06,610 meant we were gonna have to cut corners fast. 65 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,820 First up, a trip to the frugal hoosier, 66 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,550 indiana's number one expired food store. 67 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:16,680 So are we, like, poor now? 68 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:18,420 No, we're not poor.We're just thrifty. 69 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:20,820 We're trying something new called living within our means. 70 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,830 You mean we've been living outside our means? 71 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,120 Oh, god. 72 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,800 You should be thanking me. 73 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:29,420 Listen, smart consumers--they're the kids who are popular. 74 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,000 brick, shake some of those unmarked cans 75 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,780 and see if you can find peas.Okay? 76 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,540 we're listening for peas,people. 77 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,730 Hi, bob. 78 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,500 Frankie, hi. It's me, bob. 79 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:40,550 Listen, ehlert is throwing a major hissy. 80 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,810 He's calling everybody in for some emergency meeting at 1:00. 81 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,660 1:00? Are you kidding me?I was barely making it at 3:00. 82 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:46,520 Unh-unh. no fish. 83 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:48,450 You've gotta get in here.I don't know what it's about, 84 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,980 and I'm--I'm freaking out here. 85 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,670 Okay, I'll call mike at the quarry and figure something out with the kids. 86 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,400 I'll be there as soon as I can.Just breathe. 87 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,970 Okay, kids, new plan. Gotta get to work early. 88 00:03:58,110 --> 00:03:59,250 But what about the pool? 89 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:01,640 You promised you'd watch me practice for swim tryouts. 90 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,990 And you said you would take me to the library. 91 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,580 "The wheel of nuldoid"--I have to check it out before anybody else gets it. 92 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:10,610 You promised.promised. 93 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,920 Okay, I know I didn't promise that many things.I'm not that nice. 94 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:15,880 Listen,we'll ing by the library, 95 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,420 and then when your father gets home from work, 96 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,790 he'll take you to the pool. 97 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:22,030 But if you kids ever want to eat name brand food again,I have to get to work. 98 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,090 Come on. Let's move it. 99 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,010 I love this book. I love this book. I love this book. 100 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,060 I hate my life.I hate my life. I ha-- 101 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,890 you got 5 feet, mister.Use all of it. 102 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:34,030 Uh-oh. You have a fine. 103 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:37,090 Oh, that's no problem. How much? We're in kind of a hurry. 104 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,290 $189. 105 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,740 you're kidding. 106 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,490 I'm sorry,but there is no way that we can pay at fine right now. 107 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:46,210 I mean, our dryer just broke, 108 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:49,210 and I haven't sold a car,and it's 2009. 109 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,520 Right. Next in line. 110 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:52,890 Mom, don't they know who you are? 111 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,980 Flash her your frugal hoosier card. 112 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:00,170 Listen, my son is a very odd kid. 113 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,840 Books are everything to him. 114 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,710 He has no friends. 115 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,490 I'm sorry, but until you pay the fine, you're banned. 116 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,970 Oh...and your library card has been flagged. 117 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,650 Have a nice day. 118 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:17,320 You know what? 119 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:18,620 This is a good thing. 120 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,930 Your teacher says you need more social interaction. 121 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,140 And besides,you're not watching enough tv. 122 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,180 You don't want to be the only kid who doesn't know who won "the bachelor." 123 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,480 Yep, there I was still cheerleading, 124 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,080 from a hole getting so deep I could barely see the sky. 125 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:33,790 Hey, did you cover for me? 126 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,490 I told them that you had a pregnancy scare on the way in 127 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,560 and also that you burst an aneurysm. 128 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:40,690 You should know that I do not think he bought it. 129 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,280 curler. 130 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,860 But trailing even e most pathetic of you is our newest employee, 131 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:48,300 frances heck. 132 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:51,410 Her sales record is minus one. 133 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:54,080 Negative uno vehiculo-- 134 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,410 that's mexican for "not good." 135 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,470 Well, you know,there is recession on. 136 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:00,670 Enough of your communist whining. 137 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:02,590 It's always somebody else's fault-- 138 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,020 the economy, your mama didn't breast-feed you, 139 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,710 the government won't let you marry a houseplant. 140 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:12,840 Now I want to hear some suggestions to perk up business. 141 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,320 And don't anybodsay free mugs. 142 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:19,000 Well, I'll throw your stragglers a bone. 143 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:21,370 How about a free ak-47 with every sale? 144 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,900 People love guns. 145 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:26,160 You really want to arm our customers? 146 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:28,070 Anybody else 147 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,120 oh! Here's a thought-- 148 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,830 I was just in the frugal hoosier, 149 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:35,340 and they have these ronald reagan inaugural jelly beans--50 cents a bag. 150 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:38,270 How about we fill a car with them and let people guess how many for a prize? 151 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,470 I don't know. Thought it'd be fun. 152 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,160 Hmm. Clever... 153 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,980 patriotic... 154 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,470 cheap. 155 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:51,150 You know, I was gonna fire you right after the meeting, 156 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:56,150 but I think I'll just move that post-it to next week. 157 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,580 Hear that, pete? Not fired for another week. Yeah, baby. 158 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:07,660 So while I was busy hanging on to my job by my fingernails... 159 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:08,540 yeah, so good. 160 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,400 cannonball! 161 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,100 At least I knew my family was having fun at the orson aquatorium. 162 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,130 Axl, you getting in? 163 00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:15,940 Pool's queer. 164 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:18,220 Mm. Brick, how about you?You getting in? 165 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,430 swimming's no fun without a book. 166 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,650 Then what the hell am I doing here? 167 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,320 Come on, brick. Look at those boys. They're having fun. 168 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,870 mom says I'm supposed to interact. 169 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:34,230 So can I tell you the plot of the book I wasn't allowed to check out? 170 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:36,910 Chapter one--"grampa's story." 171 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:39,200 "Grampa worst was old and dying--" 172 00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:41,660 oh! Oh, daddy! I'm ready for you to watch me swim now. 173 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,210 Hey, finally. 174 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,420 At least one of my kids is actually getting in the pool. 175 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,640 "He was dying of something old people die of." 176 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,150 So you got it. 177 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,220 All right, sue! Come on, kid.Show us how it's done. 178 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,390 hi, guys. 179 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,780 Did you have fun at the pool? 180 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:20,180 dad said that I suck at swimming and I shouldn't try out for swim team. 181 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,290 Then I bought you a creamsicle. 182 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,480 So then the nuldoids kidnap this kid 183 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,490 and take him to the bowels of the earth. 184 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:32,310 Speaking of bowels,what's for dinner? 185 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:35,810 Hey no complaint ***Or beef stew last night was great, 186 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:37,200 and we all kept that down. 187 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,880 Not completely true. 188 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,730 And after the giant tunnel hole, 189 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,940 they go to the ancient slide of the droiden frobble dynasty. 190 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:46,880 Okay, brick, honey,great social interaction today. 191 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,320 Now please go find a book. 192 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,710 There must be one book in the house you haven't read. 193 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:51,890 Okay. 194 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,200 Hey, champ. 195 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:57,400 Mom says I've had enough social interaction today. 196 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,760 Okay. Catch you later. 197 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,360 I was still mad at mike, 198 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:03,710 but I have a pretty good poker face. 199 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,260 Frankie, you weren't there. 200 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,970 You weren't at the pool.She was bad. She was... 201 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,910 rhythmic dance team tryout bad. 202 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:14,530 All right, well,just because she sucks 203 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:16,320 doesn't mean you should tell her that she sucks. 204 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,030 What do you think that does for her self-esteem? 205 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,030 Oh. you know, I thought I was taking 'em to the pool. 206 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,950 If I had known it was gonna be anything about self-esteem, 207 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,420 I wouldn't have done it. 208 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:25,730 What do you want? 209 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,300 5 feet, dad. 210 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,600 What should I have done, frankie--lie to her? 211 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,810 Since when did telling the truth become a bad thing? 212 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:40,200 Sue's a sensitive young girl who needs to be treated delicately. 213 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:42,470 Her emotions are right the surface. 214 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,040 She's not axl. 215 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,010 we're her parents, mike. 216 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:52,080 It's our job to cheer her on,no matter what. 217 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,320 Hey, i love my daughter, 218 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:54,780 and I'mnot gonna have her made fun of. 219 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:58,000 If someone's gonna dash her hopes, damn it,it should be her family. 220 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:01,040 mom, dad, guess what? 221 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,390 They did an eye test today at school, 222 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,140 and I need glasses. 223 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,450 In retrospect, I guess there were signs. 224 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,780 Oh, I only want one.I don't need both of them, 225 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:13,850 but thanks. 226 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,130 I got it! 227 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,630 Isn't it excitg? 228 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,920 I've always wanted glasses! 229 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,800 mike, don't you see what this means? 230 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,020 That we're never getting a new dryer? 231 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,150 No, this explains why sue never makes anything. She's blind. 232 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,000 Oh, mike. 233 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,240 See, you never know what's gonna happen in life. 234 00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:36,830 That's why you don't dash someone's dreams. 235 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,440 Right. That's why you c--hey. 236 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:44,270 Mom? Which part of me is my hungering manhood? 237 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,920 If the library fines were half a dryer... 238 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:49,780 Glasses were a whole dryer... 239 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:53,190 But luckily, the frugal hoosier has an optical department 240 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,260 and no mirrors. 241 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,490 Dork. 242 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,230 Dork. 243 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,800 I would never stop punching you. 244 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,900 knock it off. 245 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:09,190 She's a young girl with emotions all over her surface 246 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,520 or something like that. 247 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,970 Anyway, our job is to cheer her on. 248 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,310 Oh, my god.Those look so great. 249 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:19,310 Seriously. I think you should really, really buy them. 250 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,970 Okay. Guess these are the ones. 251 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,260 there is no stopping me on swim team now. 252 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,020 Y-you're still trying out? 253 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,810 Yeah. Mom told me you said I shouldn't try out, 254 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:32,140 'cause you wanted to test how much I really wanted it. 255 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,080 Well, I want it, dad, 256 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,740 now more than ever. 257 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,950 Well, if that's what your mom said, then I'm sure that's what I meant. 258 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,760 all right, that's it. 259 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,950 It's all that'll fit. 260 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,430 Oh, doesn't this look great? 261 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,770 I think this is really gonna be... 262 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:49,770 Frankie, 263 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,900 your husband is on line one. 264 00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:56,820 He wants to take a shower and needs you on the line with axl until he's out. 265 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,380 Hey, that is his punishment! 266 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,130 Tell him to make axl put on a bathing suit and get in there with him. 267 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,280 so how's it going out here? 268 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,520 Oh. Uh, mr. Ehlert, sir. 269 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,600 Hard at work. 270 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,360 It may look like fun,but it's--it's work,work, work. 271 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:15,630 You did good, frances. 272 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,330 Since this was your idea, 273 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,260 my commission on the first sale of the day goes to you. 274 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,620 You're kidding. 275 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,210 Oh, mr. Ehlert,you don't know how much this means to me. 276 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,880 My daughter sue needs glasses and our dryer broke-- 277 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,670 already stopped listening. 278 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:31,490 So, uh, how many jelly beans are in there? 279 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,390 Okay, so we forgot the little detail of counting the jelly beans. 280 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,110 I wasn't gonna let that set us back. 281 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,510 There's solution for everything. 282 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,390 425,362 jelly beans. 283 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:46,470 Wow. 284 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:49,780 Isn't he smart? He is so smart. 285 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:52,050 Damn it, he deserves a book. 286 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,770 I may not be able to afford a new dryer. 287 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,580 But I could figure out a way to get my kid his book. 288 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,910 Plus, I had to keep him out of my bookshelf. 289 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,020 And then when the rakish count stormed into the room, 290 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,630 her bosom heaved. 291 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,680 That means she threw up. 292 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,400 Kid. 293 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,250 Yeah. Come here. 294 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:18,190 How'd you like to check out this book for me on your card, huh? 295 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,170 No, no. You don't have to tell anybody. 296 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,010 It'll just be our little secret. 297 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,190 I don't know. 298 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,330 Oh, come on. What's gonna happen? Nothing. I promise. 299 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,780 I have jelly beans. 300 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,310 Okay. 301 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,460 Great. Here. And remember,don't take candy from strangers. 302 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:38,250 I mean, I'm okay,but in the future, don't do it. 303 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,360 I'll be waiting for you in the bushes. 304 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,720 It was the day of the big event, 305 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:47,320 and my idea was a huge success. 306 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,420 if that don't beat all-- 307 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,700 a whole car full of jelly beans. 308 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,500 You know, I have been all over this county, 309 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,940 and I ain't never seen anything like it. 310 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:00,440 - Excuse me? - Yeah? 311 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,200 Is the actual jelly bean car for sale? 312 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,400 I just think it's a hoot and a half. 313 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,840 Well, yes, it is. And--and after the big event is over, 314 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,820 I'd be happy to make you a great deal. 315 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,220 - Oh, okay. Thank you. - Here. 316 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,020 Oh, thanks. 317 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,600 Yep, we were gonna be okay. 318 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:16,200 2009 might have started out bad, 319 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:20,850 but I was working my way back to zero one jelly bean at a time. 320 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:21,830 And that... 321 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,010 hey. What do you think you're doing? 322 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,890 You're outside the limit. 323 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,340 Bring it in 4 inches. 324 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,510 There you go. 325 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:34,550 Ladies and gents, thanks for coming to ehlert motors. 326 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,340 We've got great deals on all our vehicles, 327 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:38,940 so please, don't rush off. 328 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,270 We've got many knowledgeable salesman 329 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,800 and a woman to show you around. 330 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,760 All right, now for the winner. 331 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:53,630 there were 425,362 jelly beans in the car. 332 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,790 so the closest guess, 333 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:58,670 with 12,001 is... 334 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,530 cecil hagen! 335 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,710 Well, if that don't beat all. 336 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,520 congratulations. 337 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,070 Hey, I won! 338 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:10,990 now, kids,when that door opens,you go ahead 339 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,240 and scoop up all the jelly beans you can hold. 340 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,720 Frances, would you like to do the honors? 341 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,960 Me? 342 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,230 Oh. Well, it was my idea. 343 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,620 okay, everybody ready? 344 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,070 Ready? 345 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,030 a little stuck. 346 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,510 open it. 347 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,700 just A...okay, everything's okay. 348 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,320 It's just a little warm out today, 349 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,380 so the jelly beans just need a little-- 350 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:56,040 little bit of help to get out,and... 351 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,490 no, no, no, no. No, don't go. 352 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:01,470 No, don't go. Wait.No. 353 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,210 Oh, this will clean up really great. 354 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,450 You can still buy it. 355 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,940 I'll give you a great deal. A gr-- 356 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:14,510 well, this just proves that sometimes the best man for the job is a man. 357 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,850 I'll put the cost of clean up on your tab, frances. 358 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,110 This roughly makes you....negative two. 359 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,180 No, . No, no, I can fix it. 360 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,160 Look. Here. Wait. Wait. 361 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,540 Damn it. I was so close to getting us out of this hole, 362 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,180 but it's just getting deeper. 363 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:34,900 And now I was supposed to go cheer sue on in swim team tryouts. 364 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,330 Whoo-frickin'-hoo. 365 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,780 Where's sue? 366 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,540 Did I miss the tryouts? 367 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:40,820 Mike, 368 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,650 I thought he was punished. 369 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,090 He lured her into the perimeter. 370 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,320 What could I do? 371 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,970 What is he doing? 372 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,850 I whored myself for that book. 373 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,670 I promised it would be returned safely. 374 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,180 Hey, it got him into the pool. 375 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,430 Are those jelly beans in your hair? 376 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,100 Brick, brick, float very carefully over to the side. 377 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,880 I need that book out of the pool. 378 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,110 Mom mom you Made it! 379 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,950 I'm up. 380 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,160 Oh, sue, yeah. Yeah, 381 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,020 I made it. I made it. 382 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,290 I'm here now. 383 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,160 Swim for me, baby! 384 00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,710 whoo! Okay. All right. 385 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,090 Go, sue! Go, sue! 386 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:34,290 it wasn't her eyes. Mike was right. She sucked. 387 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,240 Okay, it's fine.It'll be fine. 388 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,920 Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. 389 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,740 It's fine. 390 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,840 tornado! 391 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,730 Oh, come on! 392 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,270 It can't be a tornado. 393 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,920 It's a beautiful, sunny day. 394 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,890 I hate indiana weather. 395 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,070 mom,are we gonna be okay? 396 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,130 I don't know. 397 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,440 I don't know if we're gonna be okay, sue. 398 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:22,470 i really don'T.Frankly, I have no evidence that we will. 399 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,870 That's not what you're supposed to say. 400 00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,510 Oh, I know. I know. 401 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,400 I'm just supposed to pick you all up 402 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,470 and tell you everything's gonna be fine. 403 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,980 But you know what?I don't know anymore! 404 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,020 You want to know the truth?Your dad's big on truth. 405 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:41,160 Basically, our lives suck right now. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 406 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:44,030 2009 has been a rotten, rotten year. 407 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,400 We can't afford a new dryer. 408 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,980 We can't afford unexpired food. 409 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,620 I can't even afford the L.C.D. Light-up angel 410 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,160 that I ordered on the tv to surprise you all at christmas. 411 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,060 Surprise! 412 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,200 if I don't sell a car,that means no job. 413 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,980 That also means maybe no house, 414 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:02,270 but the tornado will probably blow it all away anyway. 415 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,910 Oh, my god.Let's just pack it all in. 416 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,500 Let's just give you kids to madonna or something. 417 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,080 Your dad and I will go live in a tent city somewhere, 418 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,030 because the truth is,we are screwed! 419 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,800 but it's fine. No, I--everything's fine. 420 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,900 We'll be fine. 421 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,840 Frankie. 422 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,040 We'll get through. 423 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,160 yeah. 424 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,210 Wow. Who knew I was living with my own personal cheerleader? 425 00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,820 Mike was right. 426 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,310 We would get through, 427 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,040 same as always. 428 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:03,540 'Cause it doesn't matter how big the storm or how much stuff gets blown your way-- 429 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,390 if you have each other, that's everything. 430 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,420 'Cause there's nothing more important than-- 431 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,330 holy crap! Is that a dryer? 432 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,040 You see it, too,right, mike? 433 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,810 The tornado gave us a dryer. 434 00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,550 Quick. Get it inside before anybody sees. 435 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,230 Oh, my. Whoo! 436 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,140 Our luck started to turn around after that. 437 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,800 Some stupid bank actually approved us for a brand-new credit card, 438 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,410 so we paid off brick's library fines... 439 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,020 we were able to afford contacts for sue, 440 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,670 and she actually made the swim team-- 441 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,170 well, 34th alternate. 442 00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,210 And the best part of the new credit card? 443 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,310 No payments till 2012. 444 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,270 And I'm sure by 2012, 445 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,120 everything's gonna be great. 446 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:54,770 Okay. See, this is why you never give up hope-- 447 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,600 because anything is possible. 448 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,750 I mean, you just never know what gonna happen. 449 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,560 You just gotta hang in there and believe and-- 450 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,960 hot damn!There's even clothes in there! 451 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,040 -=bbs.sfileydy.com=-Proudly Presents 452 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,040 -=bbs.sfileydy.com=-Sync: YTET-Vicky8800 453 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:57,980 The Middle Season 1 Episode 2