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{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

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<b>♪ PC Babies!</b>

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{\an1}<b>♪ They're comin' to your town!</b>

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<b>NARRATOR: The PC Babies!</b>

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{\an1}<b>♪ The wokest kids around!</b>

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<b>♪ When there's something</b>
<b>problematic ♪</b>

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<b>♪ They're sure to</b>
<b>let you know! ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Making things fun</b>
<b>and gender neutral ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Everywhere they go</b>

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<b>♪ They're everybody's</b>
<b>fave-sies ♪</b>

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{\an1}<b>♪ They're PC Babies, yeah!</b>

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<b>And now back to</b>
<b>"PC Babies!"</b>

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<b>[ Cries, giggles ]</b>

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<b>[ Grunting ]</b>

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<b>Yeah! Who's strong?</b>

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<b>I'm strong.</b>

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<b>Who's a strong woman?</b>

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<b>I'm a strong woman!</b>

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<b>You are gonna smoke</b>
<b>the competition!</b>

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<b>I'm gonna smoke</b>
<b>the competition!</b>

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<b>[ PC Babies crying ]</b>

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<b>Oh no.</b>
<b>It's the babies.</b>

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<b>[ All crying ]</b>

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<b>Kids! Kids, okay!</b>
<b>What's the matter?</b>

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<b>Oh, no. I left Disney  on,</b>
<b>and it went to "Mulan."</b>

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<b>PC PRINCIPAL:</b>
<b>They don't like Mulan?</b>

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<b>No, because Mulan is a female</b>
<b>that identifies as male</b>

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<b>and yet the movie</b>
<b>doesn't take the time</b>

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<b>to address real</b>
<b>trans issues.</b>

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<b>Okay! Okay! We know --</b>
<b>"Mulan" is outdated</b>

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<b>in creating straw dog characters</b>
<b>to talk about trans issues.</b>

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<b>Daddy's turning it off.</b>
<b>[ Remote clicks ]</b>

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<b></b><b><i>But just how many advocates</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>has yet to be seen...</i></b>

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<b>[ PC Babies giggle, coo ]</b>

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<b>PC PRINCIPAL: Alright.</b>
<b>Everyone, listen up.</b>

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<b>As you know,</b>
<b>this school is a place</b>

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<b>where everyone should</b>
<b>feel included.</b>

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<b>Our challenge is to motivate</b>
<b>ourselves and others</b>

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<b>to create an inviting,</b>
<b>non-bigoted and --</b>

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<b>Hey, Stotch, you got</b>
<b>a [bleep] problem?</b>

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<b>No, sir!</b>

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<b>Now, I think that</b>
<b>what we all need</b>

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<b>are leaders</b>
<b>who motivate by example.</b>

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<b>And so I would like</b>
<b>to inform you all</b>

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<b>that your vice principal</b>
<b>is competing</b>

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<b>in the Strong Woman Competition</b>
<b>in Morrison this weekend!</b>

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<b>Let's hear it for her.</b>

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<b>[ Applause ]</b>

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<b>Well, thank you,</b>
<b>PC Principal.</b>

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<b>Um, listen, guys,</b>
<b>I just hope I can make you proud</b>

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<b>and, more importantly,</b>
<b>I hope you can see</b>

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<b>that no matter who you are,</b>
<b>you can do anything.</b>

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{\an1}<b>We've really come a long way</b>

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<b>breaking down</b>
<b>gender binary bigotry,</b>

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<b>and I hope I can</b>
<b>especially inspire</b>

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{\an1}<b>some of my girl students here.</b>

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<b>Or those who</b>
<b>identify as girls.</b>

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<b>Yes, or those</b>
<b>who identify as girls.</b>

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<b>Get out there and get involved</b>
<b>in school sports and clubs.</b>

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<b>If there's</b>
<b>something you love,</b>

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<b>don't ever let anything</b>
<b>hold you back.</b>

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{\an1}<b>The first bugbear lashes out</b>
<b>at Stan with its broadsword!</b>

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<b>And it hits with a 17!</b>

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<b>How much damage</b>
<b>is that?</b>

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<b>Four plus two slashing.</b>

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<b>Okay!</b>
<b>I jump up to the bugbear!</b>

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{\an1}<b>And I yell, "For Waterdeep"!</b>
<b>And I kick it in the balls!</b>

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<b>I don't think</b>
<b>bugbears have balls.</b>

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<b>Then how do they make</b>
<b>baby bugbears?</b>

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<b>Oh, hi, boys!</b>

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<b>We got some new students</b>

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<b>who want to be</b>
<b>part of the gaming club.</b>

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<b>You know Tammy</b>
<b>and Nichole?</b>

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<b>Um...</b>

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<b>[ Chuckles ]</b>
<b>Uh... no.</b>

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<b>This is a school club, boys.</b>
<b>All clubs are inclusive.</b>

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<b>Have fun, girls.</b>

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<b>Hey, guys.</b>

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<b>[ Whispering ]</b>
<b>What the [bleep] do we do?</b>

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<b>Um, guys, we play lots</b>
<b>of games here at Dice Studz,</b>

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<b>but today,</b>
<b>we're playing "DandD."</b>

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<b>You don't just show up</b>
<b>and start playing.</b>

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<b>You have to generate</b>
<b>characters and --</b>

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<b>Yeah, we created</b>
<b>some this morning.</b>

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<b>I'm a Human Paladin,</b>

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<b>and Nichole is</b>
<b>a Tiefling Warlock.</b>

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<b>[ Whispering ]</b>
<b>Do something, Eric.</b>

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<b>[ Chuckles ]</b>
<b>Uh, guys, um...</b>

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<b>they're fighting a bunch</b>
<b>of bugbears right now</b>

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<b>that are led by</b>
<b>a 12th-level Druid.</b>

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<b>Okay, I cast Vampiric Touch</b>
<b>on the Druid.</b>

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<b>Crit.</b>

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{\an8}<b>ANNOUNCER: A beautiful day</b>
<b>in Morrison, Colorado,</b>

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{\an8}<b>as we get ready</b>
<b>for the 6th Annual</b>

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{\an8}<b>Strong Woman Competition!</b>

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<b>A two-day-long competition</b>
<b>of tests built to push athletes</b>

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<b>to their very limits.</b>

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<b>Joining me now is</b>
<b>the current champion</b>

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<b>of the Strong Woman Competition,</b>
<b>Strong Woman.</b>

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<b>Ms. Woman,</b>
<b>do you feel ready?</b>

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<b>Oh, yeah.</b>
<b>I'm ready, David.</b>

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<b>There are just so many</b>
<b>amazing women athletes</b>

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<b>out here today.</b>

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<b>It makes me so proud.</b>

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<b>Now, this is</b>
<b>the first year</b>

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<b>that a trans woman</b>
<b>is in the competition.</b>

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<b>How do you feel about that?</b>
<b>Amazing.</b>

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<b>I feel honored to be</b>
<b>a part of history.</b>

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<b>I have a lot of incredible</b>
<b>trans friends who are athletes,</b>

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<b>and so we're all inspired</b>
<b>this woman's competing.</b>

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<b>Uh-huh, and uh...</b>

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<b>have you actually ever met</b>
<b>Heather Swanson?</b>

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<b>Uh, no, I've never competed</b>
<b>against her before. No.</b>

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<b>She's not exactly</b>
<b>your average trans athlete.</b>

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<b>Well, what is</b>
<b>an average trans athlete?</b>

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<b>Honestly, I find that</b>
<b>kind of bigoted, David.</b>

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<b>Okay, Heather Swanson</b>
<b>is actually joining us now.</b>

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<b>Ms. Swanson, how does it feel</b>
<b>to be competing today?</b>

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<b>I can't tell you</b>
<b>how free I feel</b>

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<b>now that I've started</b>
<b>identifying as a woman.</b>

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<b>Now that I can</b>
<b>compete as female,</b>

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<b>I'm ready to smash</b>
<b>the other girls!</b>

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<b>And is it correct you just</b>
<b>starting identifying as female</b>

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<b>two weeks ago.</b>

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<b>I'm not here to talk</b>
<b>about my transition.</b>

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<b>I'm here to kick</b>
<b>some [bleep] ass.</b>

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<b>Let me tell you something,</b>
<b>Dingleberry --</b>
<b>David Perry.</b>

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<b>I'm gonna roll up</b>
<b>the other women here,</b>

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<b>and I'm gonna</b>
<b>smoke 'em.</b>

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<b>I am the strongest woman</b>
<b>this state has ever seen!</b>

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<b>Any words for the challenger,</b>
<b>Ms. Woman?</b>

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<b>Uh, good luck,</b>
<b>Heather.</b>

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<b>[ Chuckles ]</b>
<b>Luck is for dudes.</b>

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<b>Well, with that,</b>
<b>let's get right to the action.</b>

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{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

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<b>♪ Rising to the top,</b>
<b>push it to the edge ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Give it all you got,</b>
<b>barely break a sweat ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman</b>

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<b>♪ Yeah, she's got speed,</b>
<b>she's got the moves ♪</b>

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<b>♪ She's got the muscle</b>
<b>and a whole lot to prove ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>
<b>[ Women grunting ]</b>

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<b>Arghhhhhh-yeah!</b>

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<b>♪ Hey, you</b>

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<b>♪ Go strong woman, go</b>

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<b>♪ Hey, you</b>

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<b>♪ Your time is now,</b>
<b>whatcha gonna do? ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Pedal to the metal,</b>
<b>find another gear ♪</b>

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<b>♪ She takes what she wants,</b>
<b>nothing left to fear ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong Woman</b>

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<b>♪ Now, hey girl,</b>
<b>you're the best in the world ♪</b>

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<b>♪ And, hey, hon</b>

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<b>♪ Don't look now,</b>
<b>but you just won ♪</b>

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<b>HEATHER: Hell yeah! I won!</b>
<b>♪ Strong Woman</b>

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<b>♪ Strong woman, strong woman</b>
<b>I'm a strong woman!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong woman, strong woman</b>
<b>Look at it! Its mine!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong woman</b>
<b>I'm the best!</b>

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<b>♪ Strong woman</b>
<b>I'm the strongest!</b>

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<b>So...</b>

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<b>second place --</b>
<b>that's pretty damn good.</b>

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<b>Yeah.</b>

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<b>I guess she...</b>

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<b>just started</b>
<b>identifying as a woman</b>

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<b>a few weeks ago.</b>

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<b>Doesn't really</b>
<b>s-seem fair.</b>

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<b>Just don't.</b>
<b>You'll upset the PC Babies.</b>

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<b>CARTMAN: It is unfair!</b>

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<b>It is tyrannous,</b>
<b>and it is wrong.</b>

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<b>Ever since these girls</b>
<b>were allowed to join</b>

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<b>Dice Studz Gamers Club,</b>
<b>it has been a train wreck.</b>

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<b>Every single game we play,</b>

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<b>they, like,</b>
<b>figure out all the rules</b>

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<b>and they use the rules</b>
<b>to, like, make us look stupid.</b>

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<b>IN "DandD,"</b>
<b>they killed the dungeon master!</b>

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<b>We didn't think</b>
<b>it was even possible</b>

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<b>to kill</b>
<b>the dungeon master.</b>

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<b>Shut up, Butters.</b>
<b>It's </b><b><i>not</i></b><b> possible.</b>

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<b>It's just that, </b><b><i>we</i></b><b> play</b>
<b>board games for the theme.</b>

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<b>We want to be</b>
<b>pirates or Vikings.</b>

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<b>You know what the girls</b>
<b>think about?</b>

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<b>They think about red cubes</b>
<b>versus blue cubes</b>

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<b>and how much of this equals</b>
<b>that many victory points.</b>

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<b>They're just doing math!</b>

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{\an1}<b>So, they're smarter than you</b>

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<b>and beating you</b>
<b>at all the board games.</b>

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<b>Yes.</b>

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<b>No!</b>
<b>No!</b>

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<b>It's just different.</b>

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<b>Look, we started Dice Studz</b>
<b>[voice breaking] with a dream.</b>

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<b>A dream that that we could</b>
<b>actually do something</b>

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<b>interesting at school</b>
<b>just for like 60 minutes.</b>

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<b>"Nothing we can do," he said.</b>
<b>"Hands are tied," he said.</b>

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<b>We're gonna have to deal with</b>
<b>this ourselves, you guys.</b>

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<b>I think Nichole and Tammy</b>
<b>are cool to play with.</b>

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<b>Well, you won't</b>
<b>think they're cool</b>

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<b>when the rest of us</b>
<b>leave Dice Studz,</b>

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<b>and you're left to play</b>
<b>only solo board games.</b>

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<b>You mean like "Nemo's War"?</b>
<b>"Nemo's War" is sweet.</b>

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<b>Look, maybe we just gotta</b>
<b>play harder stuff,</b>

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<b>you know, stuff the girls</b>
<b>can't keep up with.</b>

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<b>Hey,</b>
<b>that's not a bad idea!</b>

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<b>We been takin' it easy</b>
<b>on the girls.</b>

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<b>Time to show 'em what</b>
<b>real board gamers play!</b>

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<b>What do real</b>
<b>board gamers play?</b>

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<b>Well, if you want</b>
<b>something hard,</b>

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<b>then you need a really crunchy</b>
<b>Euro game, something like</b>

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<b>a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan,"</b>
<b>or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.</b>

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<b>Do they involve math?</b>

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<b>Well, all euros are</b>
<b>pretty mathy.</b>

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<b>Nope, no good.</b>

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<b>We need something with</b>
<b>lots of, like, war</b>

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{\an1}<b>and dice and thematic shit.</b>

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<b>So, then you want</b>
<b>a war miniatures game,</b>

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{\an1}<b>something skirmish-style, like</b>
<b>"Legion" or "Blood and Plunder."</b>

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<b>Dude, you're really</b>
<b>into board games.</b>

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<b>Alright. That's it, guys!</b>

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<b>Dice Studz gamers club</b>
<b>is about to go</b>

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<b>tabletop miniatures.</b>

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<b>[ Babies coo ]</b>

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<b>Emory, stop playing</b>
<b>with your food.</b>

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<b>[ Doorbell rings ]</b>

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<b>I'll get it.</b>

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<b>Hey, what's goin' on?</b>
<b>Is your girlfriend home?</b>

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<b>Oh, she's sort of busy</b>
<b>right now, Ms. Swanson.</b>

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<b>Just want to tell her</b>
<b>no hard feelings</b>

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<b>about me winning</b>
<b>the Strong Woman Competition.</b>

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<b>Yeah, you already told her that</b>
<b>at the competition.</b>

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<b>You got a problem</b>
<b>with me?</b>

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<b>'Cause it's starting</b>
<b>to seem like</b>

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<b>you have</b>
<b>a problem with me.</b>

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<b>What's going on --</b>
<b>Oh, hi, Heather.</b>

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<b>I was just stopping by</b>
<b>to make sure</b>

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<b>you're not</b>
<b>too beat up.</b>

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<b>Oh, that's</b>
<b>really cool.</b>

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<b>I'm sorry, but I have all</b>
<b>the kids right now,</b>

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<b>and they're-</b>
<b>Oh, where are</b>
<b>the little kiddos?!</b>

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<b>I'd love to meet them.</b>

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<b>Oh! Hey, kids!</b>
<b>There's a lot of you.</b>

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<b>Your mom must be a strong woman</b>
<b>to take care of all of you.</b>

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<b>Of course, </b><b><i>I</i></b><b> have</b>
<b>the Strong Woman trophy, though.</b>

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<b>[ Chuckles ]</b>
<b>Just kidding right?</b>

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<b>Look, why don't you just</b>
<b>get out of here.</b>

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<b>Oooh, sounds like someone here</b>
<b>is a transphobe.</b>

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<b>Don't you dare.</b>

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<b>I'm trans peoples'</b>
<b>biggest supporter.</b>

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<b>What I think you are is</b>
<b>a terrible sport!</b>

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<b>Transphobe!</b>
<b>You better knock it off!</b>

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<b>Just don't -- you're gonna</b>
<b>upset the PC Babies.</b>

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<b>And if you dare call me</b>
<b>a transphobe again,</b>

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<b>I'm gonna --</b>
<b>You're gonna what?</b>

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<b>Beat me up?</b>

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<b>You gonna beat me up,</b>
<b>transphobe?</b>

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<b>Yeah,</b>
<b>I didn't think so.</b>

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<b>See you later kids.</b>

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<b>Come on over and see</b>
<b>ol' Auntie Heather</b>

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<b>If you wanna see what</b>
<b>a real strong woman is like.</b>

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<b>Are you feeling</b>
<b>what I'm feeling?</b>

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<b>What do you mean?</b>

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<b>I don't know</b>
<b>what it is but...</b>

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<b>something about that woman</b>
<b>just doesn't seem right.</b>

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{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

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<b>And now back to</b>
<b>"PC Babies!"</b>

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<b>Hey, guys.</b>
<b>Hope it's cool we brought Kelly.</b>

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<b>She wants to be</b>
<b>in the club, too.</b>

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<b>Oh, yes!</b>
<b>That's very cool, girls!</b>

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<b>We're just setting up</b>
<b>today's game.</b>

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<b>It's a pirate miniatures game</b>
<b>called "Blood and Plunder."</b>

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<b>Yeah, we saw it on the schedule.</b>
<b>We love "Blood and Plunder."</b>

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<b>Are we gonna play, like,</b>
<b>a four-on-four skirmish</b>

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<b>with two</b>
<b>different factions?</b>

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<b>Whoa.</b>
<b>You painted your miniatures?</b>

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<b>Yeah who wants unpainted</b>
<b>miniatures, right?</b>

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<b>Where'd you learn</b>
<b>to do that?</b>

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{\an1}<b>We watch YouTube tutorials.</b>
<b>You can find a bunch on BGG.</b>

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<b>I love BGG!</b>

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<b>Oh, cool.</b>
<b>Do you watch Game Night?</b>

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<b>Excuse me!</b>

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<b>We are going to play the</b>
<b>six-hour long, very thematic</b>

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<b>"Nemesis."</b>

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<b>Oh, cool, we just watched</b>
<b>the tutorial for that</b>

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<b>on "Dice Tower."</b>

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{\an8}<b>NARRATOR: And now back</b>
<b>to "Women in Sports"</b>

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{\an8}<b>with Janet Spears.</b>

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<b>Our next guest has been</b>
<b>really lighting it up</b>

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<b>in women's competitions.</b>

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<b>Since she's identified as female</b>
<b>two weeks ago,</b>

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<b>she's won every female sport</b>
<b>she's entered.</b>

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<b>Please welcome</b>
<b>Heather Swanson.</b>

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<b>Well, thank you, Janet.</b>

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<b>It's a great pleasure</b>
<b>to be here.</b>

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<b>I know that I am an inspiration</b>
<b>to all women</b>

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<b>and trans athletes</b>
<b>everywhere.</b>

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<b>Yes.</b>
<b>We are all truly inspired.</b>

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<b>Now, there are</b>
<b>some women out there</b>

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<b>who just want</b>
<b>to run and hide.</b>

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<b>I'm talkin' to you,</b>
<b>Strong Woman.</b>

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<b></b><b><i>You still dare to</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>call yourself that?</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>Your name is a joke,</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>because ol'</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>Heather Swanson here</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>will beat you anywhere,</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>anytime, at anything.</i></b>

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<b>Hey...</b>

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00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,672
<b>Don't let her get</b>
<b>to you, Strong.</b>

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00:11:27,673 --> 00:11:29,408
<b>She's not getting to me.</b>

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00:11:29,409 --> 00:11:30,742
<b>You know,</b>
<b>I don't know why</b>

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00:11:30,743 --> 00:11:32,678
<b>she has such a grudge</b>
<b>against you but --</b>

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<b>Because I know her!</b>

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<b>What do you mean?</b>

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<b>It's Blade Jaggart.</b>

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<b>He --</b>
<b></b><b><i>She</i></b><b> is my ex boyfriend.</b>

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<b>Wha...</b>

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<b>Back when we were together,</b>
<b>he was such an asshole.</b>

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<b>When I finally</b>
<b>broke up with him,</b>

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<b>he said, one day,</b>
<b>he was going to get me back.</b>

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<b>And now he's got us both</b>
<b>by the balls.</b>

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<b>But then she doesn't really care</b>
<b>about trans people</b>

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<b></b><b><i>or</i></b><b> women?</b>

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<b>He hates wom--</b>
<b></b><b><i>She</i></b><b> hates women.</b>

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00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:07,112
<b>When I left him, he felt like</b>
<b>he got beat by a girl,</b>

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<b>and nothing makes Blade Jaggart</b>
<b>more crazy</b>

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<b>than getting</b>
<b>beat by a girl.</b>

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<b>I didn't even know people</b>
<b>like that existed.</b>

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<b>CARTMAN: It is unfair.</b>

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<b>It is tyrannous,</b>
<b>and it is wrong!</b>

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<b>Dice Studz is</b>
<b>a board game group</b>

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{\an1}<b>that brings thrills and laughter</b>
<b>to dozens of boys at our school.</b>

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<b>But that laughter is</b>
<b>being turned into screams</b>

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<b>as girls constantly invade</b>
<b>with their unfairness.</b>

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<b>The girls found Eric</b>
<b>on the first round</b>

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<b>of "Fury of Dracula"!</b>

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<b>Yes, inclusion is wonderful,</b>
<b>but we have to admit</b>

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<b>that boys and girls</b>
<b>are simply different</b>

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<b>in some ways that can sometimes</b>
<b>make competitions unfair.</b>

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<b>Have you ever seen how girls</b>
<b>do their homework?</b>

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<b>They do it </b><b><i>that</i></b><b> night.</b>

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<b>Meticulously</b>
<b>going over every detail</b>

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<b>and often finishing before</b>
<b>they absolutely have to.</b>

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<b>This is how girls are with</b>
<b>board game rule books.</b>

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{\an1}<b>Before we even start playing,</b>

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<b>they've already strategized</b>
<b>a way to win,</b>

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<b>leaving others...</b>
<b>in the dust.</b>

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<b>And now I'd like for you</b>
<b>to hear from my friend Scott,</b>

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<b>who has diabetes.</b>

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00:13:05,438 --> 00:13:07,973
<b>"My name is Scott Malkinson,</b>
<b>and I have diabetes."</b>

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<b>[ Whispers ]</b>
<b></b><b><i>Terminal</i></b><b> diabetes.</b>

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<b>"I have terminal diabetes.</b>

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<b>Board games are the only thing</b>
<b>that give me relief</b>

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<b>from the physical</b>
<b>and mental anguish</b>

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<b>I experience every day."</b>

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00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,517
<b>Wow, Scott,</b>
<b>I didn't know it was that bad.</b>

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00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:20,352
<b>Neither did I.</b>

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00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:22,521
<b>"Dice Studz is my only</b>
<b>shot at happiness.</b>

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00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:24,923
<b>Please don't let outdated</b>
<b>school policies destroy it."</b>

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00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:26,324
<b>Wow.</b>
<b>Thank you, Scott.</b>

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<b>Diabetes everyone.</b>

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<b>We hope that our presentation</b>
<b>has helped to change your minds</b>

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<b>about school clubs</b>
<b>in our country.</b>

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00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:35,467
<b>If not, we will be back</b>
<b>every... single... day.</b>

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00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:40,939
<b>Please, let Dice Studz</b>
<b>be for studs.</b>

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00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:44,342
<b>Women's MMA fighting</b>
<b>is growing in popularity</b>

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00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:48,847
<b>and no other female fighter is</b>
<b>as explosive as Heather Swanson.</b>

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00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:51,016
<b>Yeah!</b>

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00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:52,884
<b></b><b><i>Heather, your story</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>is an inspiration</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>to sports fans</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>everywhere.</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>Congratulations on</i></b>
<b></b><b><i>your shocking success.</i></b>

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<b>I just hope I can motivate</b>
<b>little girls out there.</b>

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00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,494
<b>Motivate them</b>
<b>to understand</b>

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<b>that I will beat them</b>
<b>at any sport they try.</b>

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00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,566
<b>Motivate them to run away</b>

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00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:10,836
<b>like that chicken shit</b>
<b>Strong Woman did because I --</b>

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<b>PC PRINCIPAL: Alright. Alright.</b>
<b>That's enough.</b>

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<b>You, uh...</b>
<b>You made your point, Heather.</b>

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<b>We get it, okay?</b>
<b>Oh, hey, Transphobe.</b>

376
00:14:17,677 --> 00:14:19,878
<b>This is a nice surprise.</b>

377
00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,047
<b>Oh, God.</b>
<b>What is he doing?</b>

378
00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:24,716
<b>Look, everyone I know</b>
<b>we're all a little...</b>

379
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:27,386
<b>afraid to have any opinions</b>
<b>on this stuff,</b>

380
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:30,689
<b>but there can be situations</b>
<b>where it's...</b>

381
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:33,558
<b>not so east to...</b>

382
00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:35,060
<b>What I mean is...</b>
<b>[Stammers]</b>

383
00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:37,095
<b>I didn't count</b>
<b>on being the best</b>

384
00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:39,097
<b>since identifying</b>
<b>as a woman.</b>

385
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:41,099
<b>Yeah, no shit, 'cause you went</b>
<b>through puberty as a male,</b>

386
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,436
<b>so your body is</b>
<b>completely different.</b>

387
00:14:45,338 --> 00:14:48,707
<b>And that's exactly what</b>
<b>a transphobe would say!</b>

388
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,709
<b>I told you not to</b>
<b>call me a transphobe.</b>

389
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:53,278
<b>All I want is</b>
<b>to have a discussion.</b>

390
00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:55,214
<b>Transphobe.</b>

391
00:14:58,618 --> 00:15:00,919
<b>[ Screams, sobs ]</b>

392
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,221
<b>Oh, shit.</b>

393
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:04,890
<b>[ Sighs ]</b>

394
00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:06,425
<b>Isn't this nice, you guys?</b>

395
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:08,560
<b>Clean fresh air,</b>
<b>soothing sounds...</b>

396
00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:11,363
<b>just us boys and</b>
<b>"Star Trek: Ascendancy."</b>

397
00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:12,464
<b>Hey, fellas!</b>

398
00:15:12,465 --> 00:15:13,899
<b>Come quick!</b>
<b>You gotta see!</b>

399
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,933
<b>See what?</b>

400
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,234
<b>Well, it's the girls!</b>

401
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:17,636
<b>They started</b>
<b>their own board game club</b>

402
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:18,938
<b>at the school!</b>

403
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,241
<b>CARTMAN: "Board Girls"?</b>

404
00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:25,144
<b>How lame is that.</b>

405
00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:37,489
<b>The [bleep] is this?</b>
<b>Wow!</b>

406
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,125
{\an1}<b>Well, this is just like what you</b>
<b>said Dice Studz would be, Eric!</b>

407
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,094
<b>Oh, hey, guys.</b>
<b>Welcome to Board Girls.</b>

408
00:15:42,095 --> 00:15:43,495
<b>Wanna have a look around?</b>

409
00:15:43,496 --> 00:15:45,263
<b>So, over here,</b>
<b>we have our co-op games.</b>

410
00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:46,732
<b>I think they're doing</b>
<b>"Sub Terra" right now.</b>

411
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,467
<b>And there, we do our deck</b>
<b>and engine builders.</b>

412
00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:50,068
<b>Have you tried "Inuit"?</b>
<b>It's really cool.</b>

413
00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:51,770
<b>We have miniatures painting</b>
<b>over there,</b>

414
00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:54,172
<b>and most of our miniatures</b>
<b>gaming happens in that area.</b>

415
00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:56,074
<b>Hey those girls are playing</b>
<b>"Crisis Protocol"?!</b>

416
00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:57,442
<b>That's not even out yet!</b>

417
00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:59,411
<b>Yeah, we get advanced</b>
<b>copies of games</b>

418
00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:01,947
<b>because our club reviews them</b>
<b>for our gaming channel.</b>

419
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,349
<b>MR. MACKEY: Hey, boys!</b>
<b>You need to get out, mkay!</b>

420
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,251
<b>No boys in the girls'</b>
<b>school clubs.</b>

421
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:08,520
<b>Come on, let's go.</b>
<b>STAN: What?! Who says?</b>

422
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,622
<b>New school policy,</b>
<b>came down from the top.</b>

423
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:11,957
<b>Now get your asses</b>
<b>outta there.</b>

424
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,992
<b>Well, who made up</b>
<b>that stupid rule?</b>

425
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,929
<b>Yeah, who made up</b>
<b>that stupid rule?</b>

426
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,606
<b>[ Sadly ] We now return</b>
<b>to "PC Babies."</b>

427
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:30,046
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

428
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:36,553
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

429
00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:40,356
<b>Are you just...</b>
<b>not gonna come home?</b>

430
00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:45,028
<b>How am I gonna look my kids</b>
<b>in the eyes, Strong?</b>

431
00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:48,017
<b>Since they were born,</b>
<b>we've taught them to accept</b>

432
00:16:48,018 --> 00:16:50,638
<b>and fight for those</b>
<b>who are marginalized,</b>

433
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:52,673
<b>that there's no grey area</b>
<b>when it comes</b>

434
00:16:52,674 --> 00:16:54,942
<b>to inclusion</b>
<b>and acceptance.</b>

435
00:16:54,943 --> 00:16:56,777
<b>When I go back,</b>
<b>all they are going to see</b>

436
00:16:56,778 --> 00:16:59,146
<b>is a big fat hypocrite.</b>

437
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,948
<b>And now I just used a word</b>
<b>to shame people</b>

438
00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:02,610
<b>with weight issues.</b>

439
00:17:02,611 --> 00:17:04,225
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

440
00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,527
<b>"P"...</b>
<b>you can't just shut down</b>

441
00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:08,763
<b>because you're afraid of how</b>
<b>the babies are going to react.</b>

442
00:17:08,764 --> 00:17:12,700
<b>But they're right, Strong.</b>
<b>I shoved a trans person.</b>

443
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,803
<b>No matter what,</b>
<b>I have no right to judge her.</b>

444
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,238
<b>Do you think --</b>

445
00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:19,974
<b>Could you try to explain it</b>
<b>to the babies?</b>

446
00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:22,577
<b>You know how they are.</b>
<b>They're babies.</b>

447
00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:25,446
<b>Their minds are made up</b>
<b>before anyone says anything.</b>

448
00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:28,116
<b>Then I've really got only</b>
<b>one thing I can do.</b>

449
00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:29,550
<b>I have to try</b>
<b>and make things right</b>

450
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,552
<b>with Heather Swanson.</b>

451
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,422
<b>Uh, hey, students.</b>

452
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:35,823
<b>As you know,</b>

453
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,792
<b>we've had some issues</b>
<b>here at the school</b>

454
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:40,662
<b>that we are working very hard</b>
<b>to correct.</b>

455
00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:42,296
<b>So, today we are...</b>

456
00:17:42,297 --> 00:17:45,767
<b>honored to have</b>
<b>a motivational speaker.</b>

457
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,835
<b>She is the current</b>
<b>Strong Woman Champion</b>

458
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:50,471
<b>and also the champion</b>
<b>in Women's MMA fighting</b>

459
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:52,807
<b>and in</b>
<b>Women's Wrestling.</b>

460
00:17:52,808 --> 00:17:56,144
<b>Please welcome</b>
<b>the inspiring Heather Swanson.</b>

461
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:58,246
<b>[ Up-beat music plays ]</b>

462
00:17:58,247 --> 00:17:59,981
<b>Yeeaah!</b>

463
00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:02,917
<b>[Bleep] yeah!</b>

464
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:11,426
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

465
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:13,696
<b>♪ </b><b><i>Oh, my God</i></b><b> ♪</b>

466
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:18,533
<b>Hello, boys and girls.</b>

467
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:20,601
<b>I'm here to talk to you</b>
<b>because, apparently,</b>

468
00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,937
<b>your school leaders</b>
<b>have failed you.</b>

469
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:24,772
<b>I'm gonna tell you</b>
<b>something, kids.</b>

470
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:27,308
<b>There's only one thing that</b>
<b>matters in this world,</b>

471
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:29,310
<b>and that's being the best.</b>

472
00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:32,180
<b>Your Vice Principal teaches</b>
<b>you girls to be strong,</b>

473
00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:35,483
<b>but she comes in second.</b>

474
00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:39,120
<b>You got anything to say</b>
<b>about that, PC Principal?</b>

475
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,622
<b>No, Ms. Swanson.</b>

476
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:43,726
<b>"No, Ms. Swanson."</b>

477
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,862
<b>You see, people don't</b>
<b>look up to losers.</b>

478
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:50,665
<b>They look up to champions.</b>

479
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:52,800
<b>And every time</b>
<b>I beat another woman,</b>

480
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:54,302
<b>I feel better.</b>

481
00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:55,803
<b>Dude, I really</b>
<b>like this person.</b>

482
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,972
{\an1}<b>And that's why I'm the best!</b>

483
00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:00,975
<b>Because Heather Swanson</b>
<b>doesn't get beat.</b>

484
00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:03,478
<b>I work to be the best</b>
<b>at everything!</b>

485
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,414
<b>And Heather Swanson will</b>
<b>beat any other woman</b>

486
00:19:06,415 --> 00:19:08,816
<b>any time, anywhere!</b>

487
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:11,185
<b>Bet you can't beat Nichole</b>
<b>at "Blood Rage."</b>

488
00:19:11,186 --> 00:19:12,553
<b>What?!</b>

489
00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:14,989
<b>Wh-What did you say,</b>
<b>transphobe?</b>

490
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,825
<b>Yeah, but I bet you can't</b>
<b>beat Tammy at "War of the Ring."</b>

491
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:20,728
<b>You don't disrespect a champion,</b>
<b>little girls!</b>

492
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:23,865
<b>You think Heather Swanson</b>
<b>doesn't know board games?!</b>

493
00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:26,100
<b>I was playing board games</b>
<b>before your mom</b>

494
00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:28,236
<b>even crapped you</b>
<b>out of her vagina.</b>

495
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:29,937
<b>Okay. So, then,</b>
<b>let's do it, bitch.</b>

496
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:31,739
<b>Oh, it's on.</b>

497
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:36,678
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

498
00:19:36,679 --> 00:19:39,113
<b>♪ Tabletop bloodbath,</b>
<b>nothing left to say ♪</b>

499
00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:41,382
<b>♪ Your moment is here,</b>
<b>time to make 'em pay ♪</b>

500
00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,384
<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>
<b>♪ Strong Woman</b>

501
00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:44,886
<b>♪ Strong!</b>

502
00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:46,587
<b>♪ Woman!</b>

503
00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:48,890
<b>♪ Smoke the competition,</b>
<b>show 'em what you got ♪</b>

504
00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:50,925
<b>♪ All your painted miniatures</b>
<b>are really paying off ♪</b>

505
00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:53,094
<b>♪ Strong Woman!</b>
<b>♪ Strong Woman</b>

506
00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:55,063
<b>♪ Strong!</b>

507
00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:56,197
<b>♪ Woman!</b>

508
00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:58,566
<b>♪ Hey, wow</b>

509
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,735
{\an1}<b>♪ Who's the Strong Woman now?</b>

510
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:03,271
<b>♪ And hey, you</b>

511
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:05,640
<b>♪ Thought you were the best,</b>
<b>but you're about to lose ♪</b>

512
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,875
<b>♪ To the Board Girls,</b>
<b>they got the moves ♪</b>

513
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,444
<b>♪ They pummeled you</b>
<b>at "Alchemists" ♪</b>

514
00:20:09,445 --> 00:20:10,912
<b>♪ And kicked your ass</b>
<b>in "Carcosonne" ♪</b>

515
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:12,947
<b>♪ Board Girls,</b>
<b>they know all the rules ♪</b>

516
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:15,650
<b>♪ They watch Rodney Smith,</b>
<b>Tom Vasel, and Becca Scott ♪</b>

517
00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:17,585
<b>♪ Hey, cool</b>

518
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,054
{\an1}<b>♪ They made you look a fool</b>

519
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,657
<b>♪ And hey, sweet</b>

520
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:25,059
<b>♪ Take a step down,</b>
<b>you just got beat ♪</b>

521
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,761
<b>♪ By the Board Girls</b>

522
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:29,130
<b>[ All cheering ]</b>
<b>♪ Strong!</b>

523
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:31,632
{\an1}<b>♪ Strong Woman, Strong Woman!</b>
<b>HEATHER: You think that's fair?!</b>

524
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,568
<b>You only won because</b>
<b>you dumb girls</b>

525
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:35,403
<b>memorize the rule books!</b>

526
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:39,007
<b>When I play games, I just wanna</b>
<b>be a pirate or a spaceman.</b>

527
00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:42,110
<b>That's right!</b>
<b>You and your stupid rules!</b>

528
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:45,947
<b>I may identify as a woman now,</b>
<b>but I grew up a boy</b>

529
00:20:45,948 --> 00:20:48,249
<b>and so you have</b>
<b>an unfair advantage over me!</b>

530
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,652
<b>Yeah, an unfair advantage,</b>
<b>you stupid girls!</b>

531
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:54,189
<b>Come on, Ms. Swanson.</b>
<b>We can go make our own club!</b>

532
00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:57,660
<b>[ Cheering resumes ]</b>

533
00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,530
<b>You sure</b>
<b>you're ready for this?</b>

534
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:05,767
<b>I just want to</b>
<b>get it over with.</b>

535
00:21:05,768 --> 00:21:06,934
<b>-Mommy!</b>
<b>-Momma!</b>

536
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:08,336
<b>-Mommy!</b>
<b>-Yay, Mommy!</b>

537
00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:11,073
<b>Yes, kids.</b>
<b>And look who else is here.</b>

538
00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:13,941
<b>-Daddy!</b>
<b>-Daddy!</b>

539
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,777
<b>-Yeah, Daddy!</b>
<b>-Dada!</b>

540
00:21:15,778 --> 00:21:17,679
<b>Dada.</b>
<b>I wove you.</b>

541
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,014
<b>I --</b>
<b>I don't understand.</b>

542
00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,616
<b>They don't care.</b>

543
00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:23,284
<b>They must see the nuance</b>

544
00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:25,486
<b>to this whole situation.</b>
<b>You're right!</b>

545
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:27,989
<b>They realize that raising</b>
<b>a gender-based issue of strength</b>

546
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,058
<b>doesn't necessarily make one</b>
<b>a bigot or a bully.</b>

547
00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:31,359
<b>All this time,</b>
<b>we were worried</b>

548
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,860
<b>what the PC Babies</b>
<b>would think.</b>

549
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,529
<b>And we didn't realize</b>

550
00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:37,231
<b>that our little babies</b>
<b>are growing up.</b>

551
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:39,901
<b>[ Laughter ]</b>

552
00:21:39,902 --> 00:21:44,907
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

553
00:21:46,008 --> 00:21:55,650
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

554
00:21:55,651 --> 00:22:05,326
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>

555
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:14,670
{\an9}<b>♪♪</b>