1 00:00:32,201 --> 00:00:38,909 {\an9}♪♪ 2 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:45,851 For subtitling services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 3 00:00:45,852 --> 00:00:47,520 Hey. Good morning, everybody, 4 00:00:47,521 --> 00:00:49,688 Welcome to "Tegridy Breakfast," the show where we talk about 5 00:00:49,689 --> 00:00:50,925 everything Tegridy Farms. 6 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,227 I'm Randy Marsh. 7 00:00:52,228 --> 00:00:53,611 Hey hey hey, folks. I'm Towelie. 8 00:00:53,612 --> 00:00:55,580 Today, we're gonna talk about what's been growing on the farm, 9 00:00:55,581 --> 00:00:58,616 especially our new Tegridy Thanksgiving Special. 10 00:00:58,617 --> 00:01:01,653 I'll tell you what, I smoked it out of a 4-foot bong, 11 00:01:01,654 --> 00:01:02,988 and it just about destroyed my -- 12 00:01:02,989 --> 00:01:05,056 Alright. Wrap it up. Shut this down. 13 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:06,591 Come on, Marsh. Let's go. 14 00:01:06,592 --> 00:01:08,161 Go -- Go where? 15 00:01:08,162 --> 00:01:09,796 Everyone's had enough, Mr. Marsh. 16 00:01:09,797 --> 00:01:11,063 We need you to come with us. 17 00:01:11,064 --> 00:01:12,331 What the hell are you doing? 18 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:13,626 Sorry, everybody, we'll be right back. 19 00:01:13,627 --> 00:01:14,994 Let's go. 20 00:01:14,995 --> 00:01:16,602 What do you think you're -- my show! 21 00:01:16,603 --> 00:01:18,505 My Tegridy Farms show! 22 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:27,346 Hello, Mayor, Mr. And Mrs. Tweek, 23 00:01:27,347 --> 00:01:28,848 Mackey. 24 00:01:28,849 --> 00:01:31,250 Mr. Marsh, do you remember a few weeks ago, 25 00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:33,619 when homes in South Park were attacked by a terrorist 26 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:36,088 called "Mexican Joker"? 27 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:38,524 Yeah. Mexican Joker. That was terrible. 28 00:01:38,525 --> 00:01:41,260 Right. Except there was no Mexican Joker. 29 00:01:41,261 --> 00:01:43,863 It was you who blew up people's yards 30 00:01:43,864 --> 00:01:46,999 because they were homegrowing their own marijuana. 31 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,502 Pfft. Well, that's ridiculous. 32 00:01:49,503 --> 00:01:52,104 The Tweeks have come forward with some footage 33 00:01:52,105 --> 00:01:54,140 caught on their security camera. 34 00:01:54,141 --> 00:01:56,375 Guys, I have nothing against home-growers. 35 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:58,178 Run the the footage, please. 36 00:02:05,986 --> 00:02:07,254 Hmmm. 37 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:12,159 Mm-hmm. 38 00:02:18,232 --> 00:02:20,233 People are fed up, Marsh. 39 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:22,802 The past few weeks, you've held parades for yourself, 40 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:24,804 needlessly slaughtered 1,000 cows, 41 00:02:24,805 --> 00:02:26,572 made deals with the Chinese, 42 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:30,042 {\an1}and nearly poisoned everyone with your Halloween Special. 43 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:33,212 Everyone's had enough of Tegridy Farms. 44 00:02:33,213 --> 00:02:35,014 Enough of Tegridy Farms? 45 00:02:35,015 --> 00:02:37,550 South Park is nothing without Tegridy Farms. 46 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:40,153 You'll be taken to county jail to await your trial. 47 00:02:40,154 --> 00:02:41,420 Get him out of here. 48 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:43,089 I didn't do anything wrong! 49 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,590 You people are just jealous -- 50 00:02:44,591 --> 00:02:46,092 jealous that I took over South Park, 51 00:02:46,093 --> 00:02:48,828 and I'm successful! 52 00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:50,429 Well, at least now, 53 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,499 South Park can start getting back to normal. 54 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,702 Titty farts! Titty farts, dog weiner! 55 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:58,938 Dog weiner! Dog Wiener! 56 00:02:58,939 --> 00:03:00,706 Pubic mooooounund... 57 00:03:00,707 --> 00:03:02,008 Pubic mounnnnd... 58 00:03:02,009 --> 00:03:03,776 Just hike the stupid ball, Cartman! 59 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:06,012 Pubic mound, titty farts, hut! 60 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:07,547 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi... 61 00:03:07,548 --> 00:03:09,348 Dude, I'm open! 62 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:10,883 You can't catch! 63 00:03:10,884 --> 00:03:12,820 Dude, I'm wide open! 64 00:03:20,227 --> 00:03:22,395 That totally would have been a touchdown. 65 00:03:22,396 --> 00:03:25,064 [ Organ music plays ] 66 00:03:25,065 --> 00:03:28,868 Little Jason White was a happy child, a playful child. 67 00:03:28,869 --> 00:03:31,604 And ultimately, it was his playfulness in sports 68 00:03:31,605 --> 00:03:34,807 that got him killed in a freak hit-and-run accident. 69 00:03:34,808 --> 00:03:37,444 The father would like to now say a few words. 70 00:03:40,948 --> 00:03:43,950 I'm Robert White, Jason's father. 71 00:03:43,951 --> 00:03:46,252 And I can tell you that, as a White, 72 00:03:46,253 --> 00:03:48,287 Jason lived a challenged life. 73 00:03:48,288 --> 00:03:50,256 [ Sobbing ] 74 00:03:50,257 --> 00:03:52,158 When I look out on this congregation, 75 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:53,926 I can't help but think, 76 00:03:53,927 --> 00:03:55,895 "There's not a whole lot of people here." 77 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:57,763 Doesn't seem like a big deal. 78 00:03:57,764 --> 00:04:00,399 Nobody's outraged 'cause it was our family. 79 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,337 Nobody cares when a White gets killed by the police. 80 00:04:04,338 --> 00:04:06,305 There should be protests and marches, but no. 81 00:04:06,306 --> 00:04:09,108 The police killed a White. That's not protest-worthy. 82 00:04:09,109 --> 00:04:11,911 Everybody's busy trying to lock up Randy Marsh. 83 00:04:11,912 --> 00:04:14,013 Now, my wife and I have a dead child, 84 00:04:14,014 --> 00:04:16,749 and we can't even get any weed to make us feel better! 85 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,451 [ Sobs hysterically ] 86 00:04:18,452 --> 00:04:21,021 Yeah, don't listen to me. I'm just a White. 87 00:04:24,491 --> 00:04:26,926 Kids, I have something to tell you, 88 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:29,662 but I don't want you to be scared, ok? 89 00:04:29,663 --> 00:04:34,000 Daddy is... in police custody until there's a hearing. 90 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:36,702 He could be in jail for a long time. 91 00:04:36,703 --> 00:04:38,271 Do you promise? 92 00:04:38,272 --> 00:04:40,173 Like, how long is a long time? Like, could it be years? 93 00:04:40,174 --> 00:04:42,608 It could be, sweetheart. We don't know. 94 00:04:42,609 --> 00:04:43,976 Yes! 95 00:04:43,977 --> 00:04:46,212 Is it possible he could get out of it? 96 00:04:46,213 --> 00:04:48,014 Of course it's possible, honey. 97 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,615 [ Groans ] 98 00:04:49,616 --> 00:04:51,517 But if he doesn't get out of it, then what happens to us? 99 00:04:51,518 --> 00:04:55,054 We'd probably have to sell the farm, 100 00:04:55,055 --> 00:04:59,892 and move back to town, and sort of live our lives 101 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:03,396 without the marijuana business, and without Daddy. 102 00:05:03,397 --> 00:05:05,731 Just try to stay hopeful kids. 103 00:05:05,732 --> 00:05:07,033 We will, Mom. You, too. 104 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:08,701 Okay. You, too. Shelly. 105 00:05:08,702 --> 00:05:10,737 Okay, Mom. You, too. 106 00:05:16,844 --> 00:05:18,411 [ Intercom beeps ] 107 00:05:18,412 --> 00:05:19,745 What? 108 00:05:19,746 --> 00:05:21,848 Who? 109 00:05:21,849 --> 00:05:24,750 Oh. Okay, sure. Put him through. 110 00:05:24,751 --> 00:05:26,018 This is the President. 111 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:27,687 Hi Mr. Gar-- Mr. President. 112 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:29,088 I'm really sorry to bother you. 113 00:05:29,089 --> 00:05:31,991 Look, uh... I'm in a bit of trouble. 114 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:33,259 Oh, tell me about it. 115 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,594 Yeah, they uh... 116 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,429 Someone got some supposed evidence on me 117 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:39,432 doing something illegal, and uh... 118 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:41,667 Well, did you tell everyone you didn't do anything wrong? 119 00:05:41,668 --> 00:05:43,002 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 120 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:44,537 Well, did you then go on the attack, 121 00:05:44,538 --> 00:05:47,440 and swap the accusations, to make yourself a victim? 122 00:05:47,441 --> 00:05:48,708 Did I -- Did I what? 123 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:50,610 Oh, geez. DARVO, Randy -- 124 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,213 deny, attack, reverse victim and offender. 125 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:55,848 Alright. Let's role play. 126 00:05:55,849 --> 00:05:57,783 You be your accusers, and I'll be you. 127 00:05:57,784 --> 00:05:59,385 Okay, go. 128 00:05:59,386 --> 00:06:04,223 Uh... Um... Hey, you -- you blew up people's yards 129 00:06:04,224 --> 00:06:05,792 who were growing their own marijuana. 130 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:08,528 No, I didn't! Are you joking, you psychopath?! 131 00:06:08,529 --> 00:06:10,630 Now you're blowing up my yard! 132 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,398 Go ahead. Try another one. 133 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:15,802 You -- You illegally damaged property to make your business-- 134 00:06:15,803 --> 00:06:18,538 You damaged property to make your business more profitable, 135 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:19,806 you lying sack of shit! 136 00:06:19,807 --> 00:06:21,874 I'm not gonna be bullied by you! 137 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,943 See? It's really not that hard. 138 00:06:23,944 --> 00:06:25,611 It just takes a little chin wiggling. 139 00:06:25,612 --> 00:06:27,280 Geez, you're really good at that. 140 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,749 Look, what I really need from you is some personnel. 141 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,484 Do you know any good lawyers? 142 00:06:31,485 --> 00:06:33,219 Do I know any good lawyers? 143 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,721 No. But I do know Rudy Giuliani. 144 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:37,623 Hey. [Bleep] you. 145 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:39,058 No, [bleep] you, Rudy. 146 00:06:39,059 --> 00:06:41,127 You finish cleaning up those pistachio nuts yet? 147 00:06:41,128 --> 00:06:43,062 Yeah. That's all of them, Mr. President. 148 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:45,097 Listen, Randy, I'm gonna throw you a bone. 149 00:06:45,098 --> 00:06:48,334 You just sit tight, and I'll help you take care of this. 150 00:06:48,335 --> 00:06:49,937 [ Doorbell rings ] 151 00:06:51,438 --> 00:06:53,272 Sheila. Gerald. Hi. 152 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:54,507 Hi, Sharon. 153 00:06:54,508 --> 00:06:55,775 We just know you're going through 154 00:06:55,776 --> 00:06:57,143 a really hard time right now. 155 00:06:57,144 --> 00:06:59,479 We wanted to bring you guys a lasagna. 156 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,948 Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. 157 00:07:01,949 --> 00:07:03,983 Other families have brought some stuff, too. 158 00:07:03,984 --> 00:07:05,285 Come on in. 159 00:07:08,121 --> 00:07:10,122 Hey, guys. We got lasagna. 160 00:07:10,123 --> 00:07:12,525 I love lasagna! 161 00:07:12,526 --> 00:07:15,495 Hey, no running in the house you little turkeys. 162 00:07:15,496 --> 00:07:16,996 Oh, look at that, Sharon. 163 00:07:16,997 --> 00:07:19,098 You took down all the pictures of marijuana. 164 00:07:19,099 --> 00:07:22,101 Oh. Yeah. You know, just too painful. 165 00:07:22,102 --> 00:07:23,870 You know, they remind me of Randy. 166 00:07:23,871 --> 00:07:25,872 That's why I took down Randy's pictures, too, 167 00:07:25,873 --> 00:07:29,175 because, you know, they remind me of Randy. 168 00:07:29,176 --> 00:07:31,043 Look, I'm sorry if you don't want to talk about it, 169 00:07:31,044 --> 00:07:33,346 but have you thought about what you might do 170 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:35,181 if Randy gets put away? 171 00:07:35,182 --> 00:07:38,384 {\an1}Yeah. I've kind of made a list of all the things I might do. 172 00:07:38,385 --> 00:07:40,186 It's kind of a long list. 173 00:07:40,187 --> 00:07:43,823 MR. WHITE: Oh, isn't this lovely? 174 00:07:43,824 --> 00:07:46,993 {\an1}The whole town, turning out to support the Marsh family 175 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:49,128 in their time of need. 176 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:51,998 Our son was killed by the police. 177 00:07:51,999 --> 00:07:55,701 Would have been nice if somebody brought us a lasagna. 178 00:07:55,702 --> 00:07:57,537 You know, if I'm not mistaken, 179 00:07:57,538 --> 00:08:00,473 it almost seems like you people are happy that Tegridy Farms 180 00:08:00,474 --> 00:08:01,874 is being indicted. 181 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,143 It's almost like you're reveling in it. 182 00:08:04,144 --> 00:08:07,180 My wife and I were both Tegridy Plus members. 183 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:09,182 We always believed in Randy Marsh. 184 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,717 We believed in Tegridy. 185 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:14,654 And now, there's less Whites. 186 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:16,089 Now, there's less Whites. 187 00:08:18,926 --> 00:08:22,562 Oh, geez. We should have never played football that close to the road. 188 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:24,664 Yeah. This isn't right. 189 00:08:24,665 --> 00:08:26,032 Where are you going, Eric? 190 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:27,868 I think I might be able to help them. 191 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:32,104 Mr. And Mrs. White! 192 00:08:32,105 --> 00:08:33,940 I'm sorry about what happened. 193 00:08:33,941 --> 00:08:35,608 I knew Jason pretty well. 194 00:08:35,609 --> 00:08:37,743 He was a shitty receiver. But he would have wanted 195 00:08:37,744 --> 00:08:40,880 his parents to move on, and help a new child. 196 00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:43,115 Wh-- What do you mean? 197 00:08:43,116 --> 00:08:46,052 A few weeks ago, I was sent somewhere. 198 00:08:46,053 --> 00:08:47,920 It was a place where people like you 199 00:08:47,921 --> 00:08:50,424 can find a way to fill that empty hole. 200 00:08:58,398 --> 00:08:59,632 JEFF: Welcome, everyone. 201 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,300 My name is Jeff. 202 00:09:01,301 --> 00:09:03,769 We're thrilled you've come to help out and adopt. 203 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:06,606 The parents of the children inside have all been deported, 204 00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,808 but the kids are legal citizens, 205 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:12,812 since they were born in the United States. 206 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,080 Mr. and Mrs. White? 207 00:09:14,081 --> 00:09:15,414 Yes? 208 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:16,749 We all heard about your tragic loss. 209 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,551 I'd love to help out however I can. 210 00:09:18,552 --> 00:09:20,753 Is there something specific you're looking for? 211 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,622 We... don't really know. 212 00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:25,658 We've got all kinds here, depending on your preferences. 213 00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:27,260 Here's a little Panamanian. 214 00:09:27,261 --> 00:09:28,561 They're very clean. 215 00:09:28,562 --> 00:09:30,329 This is a Colombian Shorthair. 216 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:31,597 Oh, and this is a good one. 217 00:09:31,598 --> 00:09:33,166 This is a Baja Shepherd. 218 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:35,768 Quiero mi papa. Quiero my mama. 219 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:37,603 Bien, gracias. Y tu? 220 00:09:37,604 --> 00:09:40,473 Oh, honey, look at the Peruvian Hairless. 221 00:09:40,474 --> 00:09:42,241 Yes, they're pretty silly-looking. 222 00:09:42,242 --> 00:09:43,676 Great with kids, though. 223 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:44,977 Hey, what's this little guy? 224 00:09:44,978 --> 00:09:47,480 Oh, this is a purebred Mexican. 225 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:48,915 He's had all his shots. 226 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:50,783 Parents were deported two weeks ago. 227 00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:52,619 Here. We can let him run around a little bit. 228 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,955 Mi familia? Donde estas? 229 00:09:55,956 --> 00:09:57,623 Bien, gracias. Y tu? 230 00:09:57,624 --> 00:09:59,859 Oh, Bob, he's kind of perfect. 231 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,928 Hello, little fellow. 232 00:10:01,929 --> 00:10:04,298 How would you like to be a White? 233 00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:14,732 Look, doctor, you have to give me something. 234 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,334 I'm really sick. 235 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:18,369 What exactly are your symptoms? 236 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:22,340 I'm like... starting to question things that I've done -- 237 00:10:22,341 --> 00:10:25,543 like, starting to question the person I've become. 238 00:10:25,544 --> 00:10:26,911 And I can't sleep at night. 239 00:10:26,912 --> 00:10:28,446 I just lay in my cell, 240 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:30,548 wondering if I've been a bad father lately, 241 00:10:30,549 --> 00:10:32,417 and a bad husband. 242 00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:35,019 Please. It really hurts. I need some marijuana. 243 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:37,789 It sounds like you haven't had access to marijuana for a while, 244 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,724 and now reality is setting in. 245 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:41,426 I just need a little medicinal weed, 246 00:10:41,427 --> 00:10:43,461 and these symptoms will all go away. 247 00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:45,396 Well, maybe they shouldn't go away. 248 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:48,233 {\an1}Maybe this is your wake-up call that you've been abusing drugs, 249 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:50,268 and you need to face all your wrong-doings, 250 00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:52,137 try to turn your life around. 251 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,374 You need to turn your life around! 252 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,109 Clearly, you have the addiction problem, 253 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,545 and I'm just your whipping boy! 254 00:11:00,546 --> 00:11:02,247 That's not going to work, Mr. Marsh. 255 00:11:02,248 --> 00:11:04,315 You're not the President of the United States. 256 00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:06,284 Ah poop. 257 00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:09,087 [ Laughter ] MAN: Come on. 258 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:13,958 Well, Alejandro, How are you enjoying being a White so far? 259 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:15,960 Mi familia! Donde estas? 260 00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:18,296 Bien. Gracias. Y tu? 261 00:11:18,297 --> 00:11:20,999 Yes, its good us Whites have each other, Alejandro, 262 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,768 because... I need to tell you something. 263 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:27,939 You see, now that you're a White life isn't gonna be so easy. 264 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,275 You're gonna find that a lot of people in this world 265 00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:32,176 just don't care about The Whites. 266 00:11:32,177 --> 00:11:35,346 You'll hear all about how others in the world are mistreated 267 00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:37,248 but nobody will care when you are. 268 00:11:37,249 --> 00:11:40,351 Being a White is the hardest thing ever. 269 00:11:40,352 --> 00:11:42,253 That's my little White. 270 00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:44,289 Oh -- Turn it up honey! 271 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,624 And the President of the United States today 272 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,860 called the allegations against Randy Marsh 273 00:11:48,861 --> 00:11:50,695 {\an1} "total butt[bleep] bullshit" 274 00:11:50,696 --> 00:11:52,864 and claims the neighbors who came forward 275 00:11:52,865 --> 00:11:54,465 {\an1} with the evidence video are 276 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,101 "Tampon Faced 69ing whistleblowers" 277 00:11:57,102 --> 00:11:59,671 When asked for clarification the President's lawyer 278 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:02,807 and treasonous pig, Rudy Giuliani, had this to say. 279 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:06,778 Ooh, this is just a conspiracy! It's a conspiracy! 280 00:12:06,779 --> 00:12:09,447 And we need everyone out there who -- who don't think 281 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:13,184 their voices are heard to make their voices louder!! 282 00:12:13,185 --> 00:12:15,053 {\an1}Uhp. He's absolutely right! 283 00:12:15,054 --> 00:12:18,189 Starting tomorrow the Whites are going to start actively trying 284 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:20,558 {\an1}to stop all this trial nonsense! 285 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:22,627 Bob! Alejandro's on your phone 286 00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,395 and it's past phone use time! 287 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,730 Hey! 288 00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:28,399 Why, he's trying to call Mexico! 289 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,370 Alejandro, the Whites do not use mobile devices after 7:00 P.M. 290 00:12:32,371 --> 00:12:35,240 Why would he try to call long distance to Mexico? 291 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:37,041 Does he just assume that the Whites 292 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,576 have all the money in the world!? 293 00:12:38,577 --> 00:12:40,979 The Whites don't call long distance. 294 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:44,749 {\an1}Jason never tried to use mobile devices after the cut off time. 295 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,752 Jason never tried to call long distance! 296 00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:49,587 [ Sobbing ] 297 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,690 Well good job, Alejandro, now you've upset your mother! 298 00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:54,659 Esa no es mi madre! 299 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,429 Bien. Gracias. Y Tu? 300 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:02,000 I've had a lot of time to just sit in here and think... 301 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:05,336 Starting to realize I have this pattern of behavior 302 00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:07,505 where I always want more. 303 00:13:07,506 --> 00:13:09,874 More weed. More drinks. 304 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,876 More deals with the Chinese... 305 00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:14,212 It's never enough. 306 00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:16,347 See, I always had my flaws but at the end of the day 307 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:18,216 I cared about people. 308 00:13:18,217 --> 00:13:20,585 You know what the president said? 309 00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:23,788 He said just deny everything and make yourself the victim... 310 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:27,625 Yeah, well, maybe he's part of how I got here. 311 00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:31,062 Maybe the president has brought down my moral meter. 312 00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:33,765 I don't mean to cast blame, I'm to blame, but, 313 00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:37,969 ever since he was elected I've compared my morals to his. 314 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,305 {\an1}And no matter how awful I am... 315 00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:43,875 I'm never as bad as the president so I'm okay. 316 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,811 Help support Tegridy Farms and Randy Marsh? 317 00:13:46,812 --> 00:13:48,580 Randy Marsh has done nothing wrong. 318 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,648 Stop the ridiculous persecution. 319 00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:53,217 {\an1}Help exonerate Tegridy Farms? 320 00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:54,652 Oh yeah, just ignore us! 321 00:13:54,653 --> 00:13:55,954 The Whites are used to it! 322 00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:57,055 Good one, honey. 323 00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:58,556 Daddy! 324 00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:01,059 Alejandro isn't ringin' his bell! 325 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,062 Alejandro! There's few enough of us as it is! 326 00:14:04,063 --> 00:14:06,898 We're not gonna stop this trial unless all the Whites chip in! 327 00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:08,299 Now ring your bell. 328 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,868 [ Bell rings ] 329 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,271 No quiero estar aqui!! 330 00:14:13,272 --> 00:14:15,473 It's like he doesn't appreciate us, Bob. 331 00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:18,776 No, I know. I mean, we give him a place to live, 332 00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:23,448 food, we take care of him. He's just -- He doesn't happy. 333 00:14:23,449 --> 00:14:26,284 Maybe if we got him a little thing to take care of and feed, 334 00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:29,287 he'd understand how much responsibility it is. 335 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:32,290 We're so glad you came back Mr. and Mrs. White! 336 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:35,293 We have even more kids now who's parents have been deported! 337 00:14:35,294 --> 00:14:37,028 See one you like, Alejandro? 338 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:39,430 Now that you're a White you can pick any one you want. 339 00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:40,999 Oh, here's a good one! 340 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,501 Four years old, parents just deported yesterday. 341 00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:45,970 He's a Panamanian Podengo Pequeño. 342 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:47,672 Do you like him, Alejandro? 343 00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:49,808 We can see how he gets along with the kids. 344 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,945 Quiro mi mama? 345 00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:55,480 Nunca la volveras a ver. 346 00:14:55,481 --> 00:14:57,882 Oh, look -- I think he likes him! 347 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,651 Alright, Alejandro, but you have 348 00:14:59,652 --> 00:15:02,353 to take care of him and clean up after him. 349 00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:05,189 This is a great addition to our family. 350 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,525 Yeah... And now there will be more Whites 351 00:15:07,526 --> 00:15:09,862 to help put a stop to those needless hearings. 352 00:15:21,173 --> 00:15:23,308 Hey, Marsh, you got a visitor. 353 00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:24,710 I do?! 354 00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:29,048 Fifteen minutes. That's all you get. 355 00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:33,318 Hello, Mr. Marsh. 356 00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,853 My name is Mr. Giuliani! 357 00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:38,156 I've been sent to try and help you! 358 00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:41,159 Oh... thanks but I think I'm just gonna plead guilty. 359 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,596 Oh, that sounds like someone who's a little down in the puss. 360 00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:48,833 The president said you would be and he thought you might need 361 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,603 {\an1}a little something special. 362 00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:54,039 [ Belt jingling, zipper unzipping ] 363 00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:04,750 Shhhhhh.... 364 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:12,423 {\an1}Would this make you feel better? 365 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:14,792 Ohhh... 366 00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,094 Ohhhhh... 367 00:16:16,095 --> 00:16:21,266 Is this just what the doctor ordered? 368 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:23,269 Yeah... 369 00:16:24,403 --> 00:16:25,885 [ Inhaling ] 370 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,695 {\an9}♪♪ 371 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,278 [ Crowd shouting ] Tom, I'm standing outside the government building 372 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,681 where Randy Marsh is about to be arraigned. 373 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:36,751 Protestors from both sides have gathered here, 374 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,819 some of them who are for the proceedings... 375 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,421 {\an1}CROWD: Lock him up! Lock him up! 376 00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:41,956 REPORTER: ...and also those in support 377 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,630 {\an1}of ending the investigation. 378 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:47,595 Let him go! Let him go! 379 00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:50,931 These hearings are a waste of the taxpayers' money! 380 00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,333 Nothing in these hearings 381 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,669 will change the Whites' minds one bit! 382 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,537 -Daddy! -What? 383 00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:59,674 Alejandro isn't putting on his sunscreen! 384 00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,809 Alejandro! What have we told you?! 385 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,813 All Whites wear a sunscreen! Put it on right now! 386 00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:09,216 Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar! 387 00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:11,552 Necessito a mi madre y my padre! 388 00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:18,459 Bien gracias y tu!! Now put it on!! 389 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,227 Alto! Ahghg! Alto! 390 00:17:20,228 --> 00:17:22,229 Te odio! Te odio! 391 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:25,633 In the South Park vs. Tegridy Farms matter, 392 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,502 we are now ready to proceed with the arraignment. 393 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:32,039 Before doing so, Mr. Marsh, do you have any words? 394 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,542 {\an1}Yeah, I have some words to say! 395 00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:37,645 Go get 'em! Go -- Go get 'em! 396 00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:40,314 I can't believe I'm being attacked here! 397 00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:42,083 You people are monsters. 398 00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:44,919 The evidence shows me in a yard taking a dump. 399 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:50,157 Yes. Because I was setting a trap for Mexican Joker! 400 00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:52,026 -Oh, come on! -Oh, brother, here we go! 401 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:55,096 That's right, and Mexican Joker attacked seconds later! 402 00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:58,232 I was trying to protect you people from terrorists. 403 00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,867 And what do I get for it?! 404 00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,870 I get a-a bunch of... 405 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,508 A bunch of... 406 00:18:07,509 --> 00:18:09,010 No... 407 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,712 No, I can't do this. 408 00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:13,914 You wanna know what really happened? 409 00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:16,717 The president sent me his lawyer. 410 00:18:16,718 --> 00:18:18,919 And his lawyer told me what to say to get off 411 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,721 {\an1}and gave me a joint in prison. 412 00:18:20,722 --> 00:18:22,923 [ Townspeople murmuring ] 413 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:24,792 {\an1}And then I smoked that joint. 414 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,961 {\an1}And you know what I thought? 415 00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:30,698 I thought, "This is some shitty ass weed." 416 00:18:30,699 --> 00:18:32,433 It wasn't Tegridy. 417 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:35,202 It barely even changed my mental state. 418 00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:37,204 [ Acoustic guitar plays ] 419 00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,940 The reason I got into the marijuana business 420 00:18:39,941 --> 00:18:44,478 was to make quality, simple weed that came from the heart. 421 00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:47,815 {\an1}Weed that was strong and pure. 422 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:51,485 Somewhere on that journey I lost my way. 423 00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:55,256 {\an1}Tegridy Weed is about community. 424 00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:57,658 It's a sunrise. 425 00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:00,394 It's the smile on a baby. 426 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:04,832 But most of all, Tegridy Weed is about family. 427 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:08,402 I've forgotten I have a loving wife and a son. 428 00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:11,939 And I'm not gonna forget them anymore. 429 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,741 {\an1}So I'm not gonna fight this. 430 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:18,245 I'll do my time and maybe some day I'll be back. 431 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:21,749 {\an1}Making marijuana that's simple. 432 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,518 Marijuana that's Tegridy. 433 00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:27,955 Because when you do the right thing... 434 00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:29,790 Good things happen. 435 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:34,129 [ Explosions ] 436 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:44,505 [ Crowd screaming ] 437 00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:47,108 It's him! Oh God, it's him!! 438 00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,176 Oh, Jesus, save us! 439 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,946 {\an1}G-Give it up, M-Mexican Joker. 440 00:19:51,947 --> 00:19:53,381 You don't wanna do this! 441 00:19:53,382 --> 00:19:55,449 Gahggh! 442 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,352 Ghahgh! 443 00:19:58,353 --> 00:19:59,720 Ghahghg! 444 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:03,190 Alejandro! Get down from there this minute! 445 00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:05,826 Down with the United States! 446 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,561 Gah! 447 00:20:07,562 --> 00:20:12,534 [Gunfire] 448 00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:17,638 REPORTER: Mr. Marsh! REPORTER REPORTER Mr. Marsh! Over here! 449 00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:20,041 -Mr. Marsh! -Mr. Marsh, how does it feel to be exonerated? 450 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:23,377 Thank you, it feels really good to have these charges dropped. 451 00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:26,747 Now we can all get back to the business of trying to heal. 452 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:28,215 I'd like to -- 453 00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:30,052 Would you please get the [bleep] away from me? 454 00:20:31,553 --> 00:20:33,888 I'd like to take this opportunity to thank those 455 00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:35,756 {\an1}who have always been my side -- 456 00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:37,892 supporting me from the very beginning. 457 00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,428 The people who've stood by me since day one 458 00:20:40,429 --> 00:20:41,829 And gave me hope... 459 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,298 the Whites. 460 00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:47,501 Thanks for having my back, Mr. and Mrs. White. 461 00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:50,004 And now, everybody, if you don't mind. 462 00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:52,407 {\an1}I've got a farm to tend to. 463 00:20:56,611 --> 00:20:58,713 Well, gang, I guess that's about it, huh? 464 00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:02,616 It's been a really good run but looks like the season is over. 465 00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:04,618 The season is over? 466 00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,220 Well sure, the first snow is falling. 467 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,688 {\an1}Crops are pretty much dead. 468 00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,090 {\an1}But what'd ya all think, huh? 469 00:21:09,091 --> 00:21:10,591 I think this season was a little better 470 00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,059 than anyone expected. 471 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,428 I really wanna thank you guys for a great run. 472 00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:17,898 And, hey, we hope you all enjoyed the season too. 473 00:21:17,899 --> 00:21:20,401 It had a little bit of everything, didn't it? 474 00:21:20,402 --> 00:21:23,637 And hopefully the season finale really brought it all home. 475 00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:25,573 Of course, if you haven't had a chance 476 00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,475 {\an1}to try the Season Finale yet, 477 00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:29,910 it is available now for a special price. 478 00:21:29,911 --> 00:21:32,546 This limited edition weed made from the very last crop 479 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:35,117 of the season is pricy but worth it. 480 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:40,154 ANNOUNCER: Now taking pre-orders for season two. 481 00:21:40,155 --> 00:21:46,927 {\an9}♪♪ 482 00:21:46,928 --> 00:21:53,734 {\an9}♪♪ 483 00:21:53,735 --> 00:22:00,508 {\an9}♪♪ 484 00:22:00,509 --> 00:22:07,315 {\an9}♪♪ 485 00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:14,089 {\an9}♪♪