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Warning.

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The stunts in this movie were performed by
professionals.

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So for your safety and the protection of
those around you, do not attempt any of

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the stunts you're about to see.

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All this nice and light Smith and Wesson.

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It's got all the stopping power
of a 9mm and I'll be getting

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shot in the chest with this
9-11 Level 2A Kevlar vest.

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Oh, and to absorb some of the impact from
the bullet, I'll be putting these

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magazines, a couple of Hustlers
and a couple of leg worlds,

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under the vest to avoid any
and all blunt force trauma.

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Alright.

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That's why I'd rather someone else shoot
me.

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Like that, Jason?

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Looks pretty good.

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I can't handle this, dude.

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Dude, don't be stupid.

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Say a prayer, dude.

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This is beyond dumb.

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Let's fucking go.

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Now you gotta go the whole way around.

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You sure?

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I can't handle this.

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PJ, let's fucking go.

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Find out where the bullet went.

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PJ.

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Come on, man.

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PJ, let's fucking go.

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I'm about to throw a fucking rock at you.

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Let's go.

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No.

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It's the next one.

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PJ, come on.

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I can't handle this.

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Make sure you got it, fucking.

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PJ.

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This is so fucking lame, I can't even tell
you right now.

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Forget it.

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Let's go.

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Let's go, dude.

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Just go.

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Put it in that thing and go.

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Didn't hurt?

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No, I was kind of just scared,
though.

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So you didn't even leave a fucking...
Dude, I told you guys.

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Look at the powder burn.

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I know.

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Yeah, I was shaking a little.

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You guys want to go watch it on the TV?

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Fuck yeah.

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Smile.

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This is going to be great.

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Walk away, back away,
back away, back away,

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back away, back away,
back away, back away.

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

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Welcome to Jackass.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Welcome to the first day of our final
film.

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What are you feeling?

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Uh, I'm sad.

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How come?

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I guess, uh, a big part of my life is,
uh, almost over.

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Does it make you sad, Chris?

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No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.

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So we have a new Jackass cast member.

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His name's 1W Larry.

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He's a humanoid robot.

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And voicing that robot is Mr. Adam Ray.

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And you're going to be
making history today with

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the first, uh, robot to
human prostate exam.

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This is what Jackass looks like at 50,
I guess.

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We are of that age where we have to get
prostate exams.

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Yes, this is something.

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So we hired the finest.

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You see the finger on that thing?

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I did.

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Yeah, that's not a finger, by the way.

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It's a claw.

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You're going to run into some trouble.

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It's not there.

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It's this side that's all sharp.

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How many times have you done this,
Larry?

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Once.

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To myself.

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In the car on the way over.

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Let's let it rip, baby.

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Maybe letting it rip is a bad choice of
words.

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I'm Steve-O and prostate health is super
important.

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So, this is the robot rectal exam.

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Yadda, yadda, yadda, take your pants off.

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Non-lubricated condoms.

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No, we have lube.

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Oh my god, it's so sharp.

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Here, let's go put a little lube on for
you.

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Crunchy peanut butter.

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Why crunchy?

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Drop the laundry.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Give me one more.

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Oh gross.

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Now, be tired.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Wait, wait.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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On my cue.

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There we go, there we go.

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Steve, what are you doing?

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Is your chocolate in his peanut butter or
his peanut butter in your chocolate?

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More peanut butter, please.

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More peanut butter.

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More peanut butter, don't get it on my
jacket.

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Oh, my God.

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There we go.

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There you go.

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No, that's it.

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That's it.

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Go, go, go.

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Steve, go in, go in, Nate.

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Get down.

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Keep doing it.

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Oh, my God.

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Get over.

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Do you want me to call your dad?

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, Larry, let lame-mail your finger.

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It'll be my pleasure.

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Come on, Lance.

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Smell it.

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Smell it.

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It's not that bad.

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Yep, yep.

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Got him.

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I have one more thing I need to do.

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Give you a reach around.

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I'll help you.

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Okay, here we go.

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We got this.

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We got this.

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Teamwork makes the dream work.

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Did I mention I've been drinking today?

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Did I mention I've been drinking today?

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Here we go.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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This might be a bad time to tell you my
license was revoked last week.

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Good job, Steve-o.

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Can I ask a question?

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Yeah.

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Why is this the last movie?

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Well, I can't ride red
rockets or bulls anymore,

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so it felt like the
natural place to stop.

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Yeah, I'm certainly not going to ride
those rockets or the bulls.

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You know, we were talking, it's like,
you know, we got all this footage no one's

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seen before or barely seen and we can pick
our all-time favorite bits and shoot some

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new footage and I'll get to see the
Warhammer again.

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Well, if a scene requires
me to get into my

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birthday suit, the
answer just might be yes.

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Okay, this is called the golf course air
horn.

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When people tee off, when
they're coming down with

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their swing, we're going
to blow these air horns.

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Here she goes again.

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No, is there another one?

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She still hit it pretty good.

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What'd I tell you?

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What'd I tell you?

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Here, you've lost your club.

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Kick your ass?

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Sorry.

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Didn't I tell you I'm going to come over
here and kick your ass with that?

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What?

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I'm sorry, I got bursitis.

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You got bursitis?

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Yeah.

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So that means you got to play with the
horn?

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It helps.

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I'll give you something to play with now.

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Sorry, it won't happen again.

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Get back.

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Get down, get down.

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Watch this.

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Wait, wait.

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Get down.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Get down.

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Get down.

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Get down.

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Get down.

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Get down.

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Oh.

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Oh, fuck.

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Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

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This is Tori Belecci, international
scientist.

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This is Follow the Leader.

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So what's going to happen is Knoxville is
going to move his arm and an electrical

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signal will go into the computer and then
he will be able to control your arms.

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What?

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So all you need to do is flex your muscle.

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No problem.

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Oh!

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Oh my.

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Holy shit!

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What?

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What the heck?

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That's a lot of electroids.

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Can we get a poopies of coffee,
please?

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How hot is that coffee?

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Hot.

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Have a little bit of coffee, poopies.

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I'm sure it'll be good.

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I think somebody needs to shave.

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Here is almost new shaver.

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Couple of weeks old.

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Just start shaving.

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You gotta get it.

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Oh, you got it.

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Yeah, that's good.

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That's good.

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I like it, yeah.

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Lance, why are you not looking?

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It's not looking.

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Hey, poopies.

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You gotta get it underneath.

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I know what you want me to do and...

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I'll do it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Doing good.

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Oh my God.

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Hit the middle, hit the middle,
hit the middle.

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It looks so graceful.

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Oh!

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Oh, the close shave.

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Zach does not, as of yet, have a tattoo
from me.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, let's do Zach.

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Yeah.

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And what tattoo are you giving?

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I'm gonna give Zach a nice nipple smiley
face.

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It's a beautiful canvas.

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Ah!

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I mean, you wanted me to have the fucking
art on there.

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Why are you yelling at me?

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I would like this to come out good.

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Me too.

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I'm on your side.

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All right.

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I promise.

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Okay, don't mess this up, Sebo.

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Steady hand.

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Ah!

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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That one's even close.

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I'm not doing it yet.

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Okay.

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I'm not doing it yet.

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I'm doing it!

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Ah!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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How did that feel?

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Not good.

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Holy shit.

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That's pretty awesome.

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Oh my god.

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Great job, Poopy.

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Thank you.

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Great job, Tori.

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Thanks, Steve-O and Zach.

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And thank God, Bunny the lifeguard's here
to make everything safe.

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Thank you.

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00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:14,170
I really don't... I still don't understand
why they asked for a lifeguard on duty,

280
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:18,510
but it's better to have one and not need
him than to need him and not have one.

281
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:28,220
Well, the convict bit, we've always wanted
to include in our movies.

282
00:17:28,619 --> 00:17:32,640
We shot it for the pilot of the TV show
and got shut down.

283
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:35,380
Our crew member got arrested.

284
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:41,080
MTV couldn't shoot in West Hollywood for
10 years, so no one's really seen it.

285
00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,420
It's been sitting there for 25 years.

286
00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:44,760
It was total chaos.

287
00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:49,280
Today, I'm going to be an escapee from the
L.A.

288
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:54,340
County Jail and go into a hardware store
and see if they'll lend me a hacksaw.

289
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160
Ow.

290
00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:58,460
Can you see the lens?

291
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Okay.

292
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,860
Okay.

293
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,389
Do I need some dirt on my face?

294
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,504
You need some on his neck, too.

295
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:08,900
Is my shirt too flasky?

296
00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:10,360
Can they smack him in?

297
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,200
Yeah, that helps.

298
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
Thanks.

299
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,140
I need some help.

300
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480
Okay.

301
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:25,500
I need some... I need a saw, a saw.

302
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,260
Let me get somebody, okay?

303
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,570
Help me!

304
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:43,599
Excuse me, what's going on?

305
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,290
I wouldn't touch them.

306
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:45,950
Someone help me!

307
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:46,951
I wouldn't touch them.

308
00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:52,844
Someone help me!

309
00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,460
We're kind of closed for right now.

310
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,100
We're not letting anybody in.

311
00:19:00,649 --> 00:19:02,440
TJ, I'm calling you cops.

312
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,260
He's probably an escapee from the jail or
somewhere.

313
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,420
Handcuffed in the sheriff's jumpsuit?

314
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,340
Get on.

315
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,580
Hello, my name's Johnny Nachman.

316
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,660
I'm about to be arrested.

317
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520
Fuck.

318
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:27,480
Fuck.

319
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,580
Fuck.

320
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,420
Oh, fuck.

321
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680
No way.

322
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720
What should we do?

323
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Dude.

324
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,780
Keep going, dude.

325
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:38,780
I have a good explanation for this.

326
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,260
How come you're not in jail?

327
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,060
Because I don't belong there.

328
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,300
How'd you get out?

329
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,480
I was never in jail.

330
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,080
What is this in the back?

331
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200
That's a microphone.

332
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:48,920
For what?

333
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,780
Because we're filming.

334
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240
You're filming!

335
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,380
Yes, ma'am.

336
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,810
That is really stupid!

337
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,480
What's going on over here?

338
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:58,780
I don't know.

339
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,020
This guy's gay.

340
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,620
We didn't mean to cause a ruckus.

341
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,016
Well, you're wearing an L.A.

342
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,660
County jumpsuit with handcuffs on.

343
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,240
What do you think?

344
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah, I guess I wasn't thinking to.

345
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
I apologize.

346
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320
You got a camera on you?

347
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,180
Is it off?

348
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:12,760
It's on.

349
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:13,400
It's on?

350
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680
Are you filming this?

351
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,920
Turn it off!

352
00:20:18,569 --> 00:20:23,320
So, upon arrival today, we were informed
by Mr. Cliver that our production manager

353
00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:27,098
informed us we were officially
on hiatus kind of suspension

354
00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:29,860
because of the incident
yesterday at the hardware store.

355
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:33,640
But, uh, I guess this show may get to air,
it may not.

356
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:37,680
Anything to add, Jeff?

357
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,740
I do not.

358
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,540
Let's just think about the poo cocktail
today.

359
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:42,980
Right.

360
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,740
We're focusing on the poo cocktail.

361
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:48,060
My name's Johnny Knoxville and this is the
poo cocktail.

362
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,620
I think it was about 10 years ago today
that I was doing the first poo cocktail

363
00:20:58,621 --> 00:21:02,340
and now you're taking the reins and taking
it to a whole other level.

364
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:06,040
I'm Steve-O and this is the poo cocktail
supreme.

365
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,940
Alright.

366
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,060
Good luck.

367
00:21:16,479 --> 00:21:17,479
You ready, Steve-O?

368
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,760
No.

369
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,180
Order up!

370
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,340
Poo cocktail supreme!

371
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,050
Oh my god.

372
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,150
It's gonna be ugly.

373
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,670
I don't know if you want to see us.

374
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,510
Oh my god.

375
00:22:18,979 --> 00:22:19,979
Oh, Jesus.

376
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,610
Oh my god.

377
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:32,970
Oh my god.

378
00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,990
Jump in that leg right now.

379
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,310
Oh my god.

380
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,310
Oh my god.

381
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:51,590
Jesus.

382
00:22:51,591 --> 00:22:52,591
Yeah, dude.

383
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:54,430
That was rad.

384
00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:55,910
It went so high.

385
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:57,630
It was so scary.

386
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:03,010
This is the kind of extreme shit that
those extreme dudes don't even think of.

387
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,670
I mean, that had it all.

388
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:10,570
That had danger.

389
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,910
It had shit.

390
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620
It had puke.

391
00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:16,239
That's what this show's all about.

392
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,030
And sexy appeal.

393
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:23,669
Do it!

394
00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:31,230
What an idiot.

395
00:23:35,049 --> 00:23:36,190
What's up, players?

396
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,070
Hey, Larry.

397
00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:39,670
Where you been?

398
00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:42,830
I had a few strawberry white claws in the
green room.

399
00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:44,350
He's drunk.

400
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,530
He's had a couple of drinks.

401
00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:46,910
He's a little wobbly right now.

402
00:23:47,349 --> 00:23:52,030
We're about to give Poopy's lip injections
to make him 23% more gorgeous.

403
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:53,250
Finally.

404
00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:56,850
Oh my god, she got you!

405
00:23:58,249 --> 00:23:59,490
Hello, Dr. Julie.

406
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,030
Hello.

407
00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:00,550
Hi.

408
00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:04,230
This is Poopy's and we want to make him
more handsome with some lip injections.

409
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,250
Can you help us?

410
00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:05,590
Yes.

411
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,130
Holy shit.

412
00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:08,330
Are you serious?

413
00:24:08,439 --> 00:24:11,150
So during this whole movie, I'm gonna have
the biggest lips.

414
00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:13,630
You're gonna have the most beautiful lips.

415
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:15,130
Oh my god.

416
00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,690
I'm Poopy's and this is lip filler.

417
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:24,650
Okay, normally people get numbing,
but... No, you don't.

418
00:24:24,850 --> 00:24:25,970
No, no numbing.

419
00:24:26,439 --> 00:24:27,679
What is this you're putting in?

420
00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:29,050
This is hyaluronic acid.

421
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:29,870
Oh, this is it.

422
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:30,990
Sounds safe.

423
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:32,310
Don't move either.

424
00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:33,470
Stay still.

425
00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:34,490
Oh my god.

426
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:37,250
You're gonna get so much work after this.

427
00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:38,830
Oh shit!

428
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:40,730
Yeah!

429
00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,910
Now we're doing good.

430
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:45,710
Holy shit, brother.

431
00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,210
Alright, we can go bigger.

432
00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,010
We can go bigger.

433
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,170
Now we're gonna do the bottom.

434
00:24:52,810 --> 00:24:53,810
Ew.

435
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:56,550
What the fuck is this?

436
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,190
Awesome Poopy's.

437
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,150
Is it supposed to have the right side be
bigger?

438
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,550
What a stupid fucking question,
Aaron.

439
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:08,050
I think I can probably put just a little
bit more and that's it.

440
00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:08,770
Oh, fuck.

441
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,030
It's turning white.

442
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,210
What the fuck?

443
00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:14,470
I look more like one of those botched
fucking housewives.

444
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:16,670
Can we do Aaron next?

445
00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:17,230
Yeah.

446
00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:20,290
What if we need to fix that Lego face?

447
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,190
Oh, fuck it.

448
00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:25,310
This girl loves me and shit.

449
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,390
I think it looks good.

450
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,070
Alright, way to go, Poopy's.

451
00:25:28,071 --> 00:25:29,071
Yeah!

452
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,110
Yeah!

453
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:37,350
On Jackass Forever, Knoxville and I are
just interviewing the new guys and

454
00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:39,870
straight up like, Poopy's, are you afraid
of anything?

455
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,450
He's like, oh well, I'll tell you what,
I don't like the dark.

456
00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:45,290
I don't like, you know,
just like... Laying it all out.

457
00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:48,050
But I don't think Bam ever told us he was
scared of snakes.

458
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:51,210
We just kinda happened to figure it out
when snakes came out.

459
00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:53,750
Once we figured that out, it sure rode a
lot of bits.

460
00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:59,590
You know, the worse the experience is,
the better it looks on screen.

461
00:26:03,099 --> 00:26:05,433
So today, we're gonna
bring the cast into this

462
00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:08,210
room two at a time to
shoot a rattlesnake stunt.

463
00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:12,367
But that's just a ruse to get
them in here so we can lock the

464
00:26:12,368 --> 00:26:15,050
door, turn out the lights,
and make their life a living hell.

465
00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:17,810
This is Silence of the Lambs.

466
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,650
Did you hear that?

467
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:21,390
What is it?

468
00:26:21,391 --> 00:26:22,430
That's a rattlesnake.

469
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,510
No, it isn't.

470
00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:24,070
It is.

471
00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:24,610
Oh, really?

472
00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:26,690
But you're not a part of this thing.

473
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:27,630
You're a peanut gallery.

474
00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:28,631
You're a peanut gallery.

475
00:26:28,699 --> 00:26:30,690
He's got a Western Diamondback
rattlesnake.

476
00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,105
He's gonna release it on the ground.

477
00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:35,752
Pontius is gonna take a
cookie and set it on its head, and

478
00:26:35,753 --> 00:26:38,311
then I'm going to try and
take the cookie off its head.

479
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:40,550
And this is a Western Diamondback
rattlesnake.

480
00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:41,870
It's about five feet in change.

481
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,770
Very, very venomous.

482
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,970
He will bite you if you get two furs,
and he will kill you, or try to.

483
00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,130
I'm not kidding.

484
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,390
Whoa.

485
00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:49,670
Ready?

486
00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:50,790
I'm gonna pass it back.

487
00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:52,050
This is fucking nothing.

488
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:52,690
Whoa.

489
00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:54,050
Shit, dude.

490
00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:54,790
Oh.

491
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:56,590
Dude.

492
00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,170
Oh, fuck.

493
00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,410
Oh, my God.

494
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:01,190
Jesus.

495
00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,710
They can strike so fast.

496
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:04,790
He will actually be good, Johnny.

497
00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:05,990
Keep watching for a second.

498
00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:07,750
Can you feel my heart?

499
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,130
Wow, dude.

500
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:11,110
Alright.

501
00:27:11,469 --> 00:27:13,690
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.

502
00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:17,530
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.

503
00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:19,606
Alright, let's put the snake light in
these guys' mics.

504
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,630
Time to do this.

505
00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:21,270
They're cute.

506
00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:22,590
They're a big-ass snake.

507
00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:23,830
It's not a hell.

508
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,330
Alright, switch the bucket.

509
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:26,990
Let's get the snake out of the room.

510
00:27:33,539 --> 00:27:34,760
Is there an antidope here?

511
00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:37,460
Yeah, yeah, it's getting the Huxmills for
me.

512
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,900
What is it called?

513
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,940
Antivinim, not antidope.

514
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,320
What's antidope mean?

515
00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:42,321
I don't even know.

516
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
What's antidope?

517
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,700
That's like... Oh,
my fucking God.

518
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,060
No!

519
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:52,620
Goddamn.

520
00:27:53,014 --> 00:27:54,400
Oh, fuck you guys!

521
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,100
Why are we the only ones in there now?

522
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340
I don't know, dude.

523
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240
Ah, got it!

524
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:05,519
Is Rab himself around?

525
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:07,260
Oh, no!

526
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:07,620
No!

527
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,720
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

528
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,600
Welcome to hell.

529
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:11,774
Please, no!

530
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,800
Seriously, there's a snake in that bucket,
so don't fucking swing around.

531
00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:17,801
Well, where should I go?

532
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,380
What am I gonna do?

533
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,880
Oh, fuck!

534
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,120
So if we get bit, we die.

535
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:26,600
Are you serious?

536
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,000
Why the fuck would we go down to the
basement?

537
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:31,079
Dude, come on.

538
00:28:34,299 --> 00:28:35,600
Knox, what the fuck?

539
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,720
Come on.

540
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,780
What the fuck?

541
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,976
I'm gonna break that fucking door down.

542
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Get it, Aaron.

543
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:49,769
Did they just...

544
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:51,760
Fuck this shit!

545
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,320
Ah, fuck you guys!

546
00:28:54,104 --> 00:28:55,176
All right, now go for the bucket.

547
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,200
And cue the snakes out.

548
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,620
Oh, shit!

549
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,200
Oh, shit!

550
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,220
Everyone, stay... guys, stay on the couch.

551
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500
The fucking snake.

552
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,120
Bam.

553
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:05,500
Yeah.

554
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,700
You gotta be cool, man.

555
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,060
There's a fucking snake in here.

556
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,240
No, I don't know what to do.

557
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,180
Stay where you are.

558
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,181
All right.

559
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,200
Dude, it bit me, I think.

560
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440
Jeff, bam, got bit.

561
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,520
No fucking shit.

562
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,560
I can't do it.

563
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680
I just showed off.

564
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,980
Let's turn on lights, right?

565
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,480
That's it!

566
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:25,940
That's it!

567
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:26,380
That's enough!

568
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,280
That's enough!

569
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,520
There's a snake, Dave.

570
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,300
Where are you, Aaron?

571
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440
Aaron!

572
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,080
What the fuck?

573
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:33,480
Aaron!

574
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,780
How am I supposed to even help you,
Dave?

575
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,721
Just... I just need to
know you're there.

576
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:39,920
Fuck this!

577
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:40,460
Aaron!

578
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,560
Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers.

579
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,080
I got a weapon.

580
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,200
Don't hit me, Aaron.

581
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,840
No, I got a weapon.

582
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:46,180
Aaron!

583
00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:46,820
Don't hit me.

584
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,040
You fuckin'... Aaron,
don't fucking nut in me.

585
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,540
Damn nut in me.

586
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Ow!

587
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:55,540
There's a door!

588
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,660
Dave, over here!

589
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,860
Dave, this way!

590
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,420
Yeah, right!

591
00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,580
Fuck that door.

592
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,100
Fuck that door.

593
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,060
There's something bad over there probably.

594
00:30:01,061 --> 00:30:01,620
No, I promise!

595
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,020
No, you don't know shit.

596
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:04,540
There's a door.

597
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:05,220
I just opened it.

598
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:05,920
I swear to God.

599
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:06,520
Oh, wow.

600
00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:07,580
How convenient.

601
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,420
Come this way.

602
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,780
I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.

603
00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:11,340
Open that door.

604
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,620
You're on your own then, fuck.

605
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,760
Ah!

606
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200
Ah!

607
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:17,380
Ah!

608
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,000
Ah!

609
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:18,840
Oh, fuck.

610
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,960
Aaron!

611
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,300
What the fuck is going on?

612
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,360
I can't even... I can't
even fuckin' do it.

613
00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:28,844
What the fuck is this?

614
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,680
Ah!

615
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,240
Ah!

616
00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,660
Holy shit!

617
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,621
Motherfuckin'... Ah!

618
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,000
Ah!

619
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,960
Ah!

620
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,160
Oh, my God!

621
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:41,680
Ow!

622
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,940
Fuckin' bitch!

623
00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:44,559
Keep going to the right, Bam!

624
00:30:44,749 --> 00:30:45,840
I don't trust you now!

625
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
If you got the fuckin'...

626
00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,641
If Bam just got
bit... I got bit, Jeff!

627
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,756
Yeah, I'm gonna... Okay, I'm
done fuckin' with you, okay?

628
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:52,420
He's buzzing over there.

629
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:52,660
Here.

630
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,156
I'm done fuckin' with you.

631
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:54,980
I'm helping you.

632
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,220
Cause you got you... Bam.

633
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,220
You got snake bit.

634
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,780
We gotta get your medical attention.

635
00:30:58,820 --> 00:30:59,240
Come on, Bam.

636
00:30:59,380 --> 00:30:59,800
Come on, buddy.

637
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,220
Let's go.

638
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,280
Let's go.

639
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,080
Everybody, I'm done fuckin' around.

640
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,301
You gotta let... You
gotta open the door.

641
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:05,620
Okay.

642
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,500
Okay.

643
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,100
Got... Okay.

644
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:09,540
Close it.

645
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,680
No!

646
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880
No!

647
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:12,920
No!

648
00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:13,921
No!

649
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,040
No!

650
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:16,000
That's it!

651
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:16,440
That's it!

652
00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:17,480
That's it!

653
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,760
It got me!

654
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,800
Okay.

655
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
It got me!

656
00:31:21,999 --> 00:31:22,860
The snake got you?

657
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Ah!

658
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400
And the leg!

659
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,680
And the ribs!

660
00:31:26,681 --> 00:31:27,860
And the leg and the ribs!

661
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:28,320
Please!

662
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:29,860
Fuck!

663
00:31:31,069 --> 00:31:32,480
I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest.

664
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680
Turn on the lights.

665
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,941
Okay, uh... Okay.

666
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,000
Welcome to the set, Bam Bam!

667
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:40,840
Zach!

668
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:41,940
You alright?

669
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,240
Holy shit!

670
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,080
I heard Zach just sound like he was
getting murdered in here.

671
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:49,020
I thought this was like the only way to
get out.

672
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,700
So I just climbed over it.

673
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840
And then it broke.

674
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
Oh my god, man.

675
00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:55,856
Did you think there was a snake in the
room?

676
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,420
Fuck yeah!

677
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,556
You thought you were getting bit?

678
00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:58,580
Yeah!

679
00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:00,740
Oh, fuck!

680
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740
God!

681
00:32:08,284 --> 00:32:10,180
This whole fucking place is probably
rigged.

682
00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:11,824
It is, isn't it?

683
00:32:12,589 --> 00:32:13,589
It is, isn't it?

684
00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,820
It is, isn't it?

685
00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:19,000
See, when I come up with my ideas,
I don't write them down.

686
00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:23,480
I just draw a picture and fax it to Los
Angeles.

687
00:32:23,481 --> 00:32:28,100
I just drew a picture of a fat ass and a
little guy with a bungee cord connected.

688
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,360
This is the bungee jump!

689
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:35,620
Are you ready, Preston?

690
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,740
Just go, just go!

691
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,220
Three...

692
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,560
Two...

693
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:40,980
One...

694
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,500
Yes!

695
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,240
Yes!

696
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:48,740
Yes!

697
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:49,440
Yes!

698
00:32:49,441 --> 00:32:50,480
Oh, my God.

699
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,280
Yes it is!

700
00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,520
That worked perfect.

701
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,220
Oh, my God.

702
00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,380
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

703
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,560
Welcome to our production of The
Marionettes.

704
00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:04,940
I smell a Tony, let's go.

705
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,440
This drops the socks.

706
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,240
Fade in.

707
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:12,496
Timmy, 10 years old, a
pasty, dim-witted, but

708
00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:15,821
unlikable boy, makes his
way through the town square.

709
00:33:16,259 --> 00:33:18,720
He spots Dolores, 11 years old.

710
00:33:18,899 --> 00:33:23,180
Dolores is pretty, like an old catcher's
mitt, and only has one nut.

711
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,600
Timmy.

712
00:33:24,689 --> 00:33:25,760
Good morning, Dolores.

713
00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:30,060
I want to take you to the dance,
but I heard Ugly Jeff ask you,

714
00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:31,640
and I was shocked!

715
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,580
Timmy is hit with taser gun darts.

716
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:34,880
What?

717
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,420
No, fuck that!

718
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:37,620
No, fuck that!

719
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:42,300
Fuck this!

720
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,220
Don't be mad at me, be mad at the
narrator!

721
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,780
Stop it!

722
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,020
I'll fuck you!

723
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:51,780
Fuck!

724
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,000
Timmy!

725
00:33:54,229 --> 00:33:56,040
Give me a second, Adam fucking Ray!

726
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,280
Timmy!

727
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,660
You're holding up the play!

728
00:33:59,379 --> 00:34:01,140
How can I win her luck?

729
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:04,140
I sure could use a little help!

730
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:08,659
Up in the rafters, a cute but
soon-to-be-crabby Cupid appears.

731
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:15,340
Oh, fuck!

732
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480
Cupid!

733
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,520
Timmy!

734
00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:21,900
I'm shocked it took you so long to summon
me!

735
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,520
I'm gonna beat you, Chris!

736
00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:28,800
Cupid is mercilessly shocked with a stun
baton, and then pelted with pineapples!

737
00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:29,801
Okay!

738
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:31,340
Ah!

739
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,159
Pineapples!

740
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,520
What do pineapples have to do to happen?

741
00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:40,500
Cupid then pulls the bow back on his love
arrow and shoots Dolores in the eye.

742
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,040
Oh!

743
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,440
Sorry!

744
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,000
I'm not Dolores, man!

745
00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:45,639
Sorry!

746
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:45,739
I'm sorry!

747
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,080
Timmy!

748
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,080
Dolores!

749
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,820
You drive me crazy!

750
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,580
I feel like my heart is going to explode!

751
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,570
A large brick of
firecrackers is duct taped to

752
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:58,601
Timmy's chest, and
the very long fuse is lit!

753
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,900
Timmy's heart explodes like a cantaloupe!

754
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,098
And then, our two living
actors take their triumphant

755
00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:20,861
final bows as Timmy
hangs there lifeless and limp!

756
00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:21,840
The end!

757
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,860
Yay!

758
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,780
Two thumbs up!

759
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,800
Alright, well this is an opportunity that
I'm going to enjoy.

760
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,494
Mr. Knoxville, did you
choose to host Fear Factor for

761
00:35:38,495 --> 00:35:42,300
the money, or because it
really turned you on creatively?

762
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840
Tell the truth!

763
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,940
It turned me on creatively!

764
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:57,620
You cause you cause me!

765
00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:01,200
Alright, here we go.

766
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,600
Poof!

767
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,180
I'm an old prick now.

768
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,550
Hello ladies.

769
00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:26,270
Oh how you doing baby?

770
00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:27,830
Alright.

771
00:36:27,831 --> 00:36:28,831
Alright.

772
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,300
He's got his gym dog out.

773
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,840
How are you ladies doing down here?

774
00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,740
What you gonna do, watch it or watch us?

775
00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:54,520
I came to watch you girls.

776
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,483
You ladies are going
to get all worked up, and

777
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:03,001
then hopefully old
Irving can swoop in there.

778
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:04,700
What's her name?

779
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940
Irving.

780
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,062
Maybe some of these
ladies will want a serving

781
00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:12,881
of Irving, if you
know what I'm saying.

782
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,880
I am!

783
00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:19,040
He's harder than a horseshoe.

784
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,400
How hard are you?

785
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:24,540
I'm pretty loose right now, but I could
probably get it going.

786
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,740
He wanna see yours.

787
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:27,300
I want you to walk in the red carpet.

788
00:37:27,301 --> 00:37:28,400
She wants to see mine?

789
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:29,760
Walk the red carpet.

790
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,600
I'll show her mine right now.

791
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,720
We're gonna make a walk the red carpet.

792
00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:36,280
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk
the red carpet.

793
00:37:36,281 --> 00:37:38,120
Yeah, I'm gonna shake it.

794
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,920
Oh.

795
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,780
I don't know what the fuck is going on.

796
00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:44,860
I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking
my dad's ass all day today.

797
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,100
Come on, Bam.

798
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:48,680
I gotta go to work.

799
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,440
You're gonna stop it.

800
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,280
Come on, I gotta go to hell to work.

801
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
You're gonna die.

802
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840
You're gonna stop it.

803
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,400
Should I be naked?

804
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,600
Like the dummy?

805
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,620
As long as you'll strap me in,
I'll do it.

806
00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:07,780
Five, four, three, two, one.

807
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,360
Oh, shit.

808
00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,460
Oh.

809
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,360
You're wrong.

810
00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,640
Oh my god.

811
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,800
Yeah, I guess I will have to hold on like
a motherfucker.

812
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:34,700
It's weird to strap a dummy to a big
rocket and then see it go off.

813
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
And then say, alright.

814
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,520
Time for you to get on, Knox.

815
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,580
It's moments like these when you know
Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.

816
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,760
I'm so glad I'm not the star of this moon.

817
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,660
Knoxville's gonna see what the moon's
gonna look like.

818
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,380
He is gonna go definitely 60 feet up in
the air.

819
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,020
He's gonna get annihilated.

820
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,560
But I don't want to tell him that.

821
00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,240
You're gonna be just fine.

822
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,440
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is my
big red rocket.

823
00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:15,780
Five, four, three, two, one.

824
00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:16,781
Go.

825
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:26,350
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

826
00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:29,150
Holy shit.

827
00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:34,910
Usually the rockets fell backwards and
forwards I was told, but those rockets

828
00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:37,917
that came out the side,
if it had been like right

829
00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:40,730
here, that'd been a picture
wrap on old Knoxville.

830
00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:44,030
And now we're trying it again.

831
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,630
It's rocket launch take two.

832
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,130
I'm scared just watch.

833
00:40:47,131 --> 00:40:48,410
I know, yeah.

834
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:49,490
I want a lance helmet.

835
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:50,690
I have a full-leg adrenaline.

836
00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:55,050
This isn't the best idea ever.

837
00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,270
Yes, it is.

838
00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:59,410
I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to the
moon!

839
00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:05,431
Five, four, three,
two, one... Later!

840
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,760
Give us a thumbs up!

841
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,680
That's incredible!

842
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,260
Oh my God!

843
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,650
Alright, we're having a little party at
the office, but unfortunately Ron's in

844
00:41:39,651 --> 00:41:42,930
there and he's in a terrible mood because
his wife left him again.

845
00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:44,966
We're going to have to go cheer him up.

846
00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:45,510
That's right.

847
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,170
Let's kill him with kindness, fellas.

848
00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:47,670
Okay.

849
00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:49,830
Alright, let's do it.

850
00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,530
Let's go cheer up Ron.

851
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,450
Hey Ron, what do you say?

852
00:41:54,451 --> 00:41:56,331
Hey, we just have a little cake and fun in
here.

853
00:41:56,670 --> 00:41:58,130
Hey Ron, I heard about the break-up.

854
00:41:58,370 --> 00:41:59,370
Yeah.

855
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,770
Oh, Ron.

856
00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:05,110
Fucking Ron!

857
00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,830
Hey Ron, come on... Ow!

858
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:08,130
Shit, Ron!

859
00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:08,990
Ow!

860
00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,570
I will fucking call HR.

861
00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,490
Oh, that was horrible!

862
00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,470
I'm trying to think he's racist.

863
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:30,310
Ron can perfume all over Jasper and he's
furious.

864
00:42:30,311 --> 00:42:31,311
Yes!

865
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:32,650
Oh!

866
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,050
Oh!

867
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:35,710
Oh no!

868
00:42:38,270 --> 00:42:39,270
Oh no!

869
00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:40,590
Oh!

870
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:41,670
Oh no!

871
00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:42,250
Oh no!

872
00:42:42,251 --> 00:42:43,251
Oh no!

873
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:47,890
Well, that solves the office mystery about
who fucked Ron's wife.

874
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,630
I'm Steve-O.

875
00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:01,190
Oh, fuck.

876
00:43:06,030 --> 00:43:08,190
Why do I have to be Steve-O?

877
00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:15,130
I'm Steve-O, and this is T-Ball.

878
00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:28,410
I remember seeing the footage of the box
downstairs right after it was shot in the

879
00:43:28,411 --> 00:43:31,898
editing room, and I always
wondered why it wasn't allowed to

880
00:43:31,899 --> 00:43:34,650
be on TV, and then I found
out that it was too imitatable?

881
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:34,930
Yeah.

882
00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:35,970
Duh.

883
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:40,230
Yeah, I got two herniated discs because of
the box downstairs.

884
00:43:41,390 --> 00:43:42,710
We put a pillow in there, or two.

885
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:43,390
Yeah, thank you.

886
00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:44,630
Thanks for those pillows.

887
00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:46,290
Oh, man.

888
00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,590
It killed.

889
00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,780
Let's hurry up and do this.

890
00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:12,870
Can you breathe?

891
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,280
Not well.

892
00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:22,380
You ready?

893
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,680
Oh, no, I'm not.

894
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,960
That really hurt.

895
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,220
I want to see a playback.

896
00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:54,260
At one point, it just took off.

897
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,720
Like, it actually got airborne.

898
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,040
In the first Olympics, they performed
naked.

899
00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:02,640
Oh, yeah.

900
00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:08,690
And we would like to do
one of the events from the first

901
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:12,900
Olympics, the high jump, and
if you would do it buck naked.

902
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,060
Okay.

903
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,180
And you know how they do it?

904
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,940
They kind of run at it, and then they kind
of turn.

905
00:45:18,941 --> 00:45:19,640
Yeah, yeah.

906
00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:20,320
Fosbury flop.

907
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,820
Yeah, the old Fosbury flop.

908
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,140
Yeah.

909
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,700
I think it's Dick Fosbury.

910
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,220
Yeah.

911
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,500
Oh, is that who invented it?

912
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,280
Yeah, and now we got big Dick Fosbury,
old Chris Pontius.

913
00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:32,800
Chris Pontius, and this is the pole vault.

914
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:33,700
Wait, I fucked up.

915
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,780
My rhythm.

916
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,480
I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the pole
vault.

917
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:41,780
Ah, I totally fucked up.

918
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,820
Hey, we need to get some clean sound of
this.

919
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,600
Get it close.

920
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:45,900
Get it close.

921
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Yeah.

922
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:48,940
The Tahitian dancer.

923
00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,290
Detroit Muscle Rock.

924
00:46:02,915 --> 00:46:05,440
I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the pole
vault.

925
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,520
Yeah, Chris.

926
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,240
You started jumping from too far back,
I think.

927
00:46:22,241 --> 00:46:23,481
I know, I completely fucked up.

928
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,540
My angle was all wrong.

929
00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:54,890
Here comes Dunn.

930
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:18,820
No fucking way, dude.

931
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,300
We just spent so much time getting ready.

932
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,280
Is there blue on me?

933
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,720
I am so happy.

934
00:47:26,270 --> 00:47:27,270
There's a lot of blue.

935
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,340
Dude, that thing goes.

936
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,580
What's the word on, uh, butt x-ray?

937
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,320
There you go again.

938
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,456
Everyone's fucking seeing me.

939
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,100
I'm gonna do something.

940
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,760
I fucking never said I was gonna do it.

941
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:39,640
You know?

942
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,220
I didn't fucking commit to that.

943
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,740
What do they want you to do?

944
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,220
They want me to fucking start shoving shit
up my ass.

945
00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:47,860
I thought that wasn't your idea?

946
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,960
No, it wasn't my idea.

947
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,020
I mean, I was always entertained by the
idea.

948
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,520
I never fucking said I'd do it.

949
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:55,980
You know?

950
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,320
So you're not doing that?

951
00:47:58,060 --> 00:47:59,420
I fucking highly doubt it.

952
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:00,900
You know?

953
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,018
And if there's a fucking
problem with that, then maybe

954
00:48:03,019 --> 00:48:05,240
someone else would start
shoving shit up their ass.

955
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,560
You know?

956
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,600
Now, I'm lubing up...

957
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,981
You can't see the car,
but... ...the little toy car.

958
00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:15,550
Because I'm going to put it in my butt.

959
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,320
Just shove it the fuck off.

960
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,300
Oh, fuck.

961
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560
Oh, fuck!

962
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,400
Dude, it feels so goddamn gross.

963
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:29,940
Really?

964
00:48:30,150 --> 00:48:30,780
You know what?

965
00:48:30,985 --> 00:48:32,920
I'm really questioning myself right now.

966
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,440
No.

967
00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:35,880
Is it almost in?

968
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,040
It's in, dude.

969
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:37,940
It's in?

970
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,360
Yeah.

971
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:40,100
Oh, fuck.

972
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,980
I feel like I have to shit my ass.

973
00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:49,940
Oh, fuck.

974
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,836
I'm not too excited about this skit.

975
00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:54,056
It's not my favorite I've ever done.

976
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,560
Because there's a toy car in my butt.

977
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,500
But this is the butt x-ray.

978
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,600
I think I need an x-ray.

979
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:06,900
Control?

980
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:08,380
Yeah.

981
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:11,460
Pretty good.

982
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,500
I'm right.

983
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,720
What can I do for you?

984
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,040
I was partying last night with some frat
guys.

985
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560
I passed out.

986
00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,340
I must have fallen down
and broken something,

987
00:49:20,341 --> 00:49:22,521
because I hadn't been
able to walk right since.

988
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,140
We're going to take x-ray now.

989
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:24,580
Okay.

990
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,700
To be sure.

991
00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,580
Oh.

992
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
This is comfy.

993
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,580
Hold your breath.

994
00:49:32,581 --> 00:49:33,581
Hold on.

995
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,120
Oh, wow.

996
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,420
What is that?

997
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,000
What is that?

998
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:51,540
It's a car.

999
00:49:53,070 --> 00:49:54,070
A car?

1000
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,360
What is that?

1001
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,740
This is not a car, no?

1002
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,160
The toy.

1003
00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,260
The toy car.

1004
00:49:59,360 --> 00:49:59,900
The toy car.

1005
00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:01,220
This is the wheel.

1006
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:05,120
This is a toy car.

1007
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,640
A toy car.

1008
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:25,140
Let's go to the car.

1009
00:50:25,141 --> 00:50:26,141
What's that?

1010
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560
I have no idea.

1011
00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,160
This is not part of you.

1012
00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:31,200
It's something extra.

1013
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,920
I would've known if I ate that.

1014
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,080
No.

1015
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,180
You wouldn't be able to swap that.

1016
00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:38,140
That's just a car toy.

1017
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,100
How did a car toy get there?

1018
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,080
Maybe you stuck it up your ass.

1019
00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:44,480
I didn't stick anything up my ass.

1020
00:50:45,330 --> 00:50:46,850
Have you ever seen anything like that?

1021
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,880
No, I never seen that in death.

1022
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:54,400
See, it's a toy car all over, but no,
never in somebody's rectum.

1023
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020
You can't get it out?

1024
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:56,420
You don't have to?

1025
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:01,560
No, I'm a physician, but I practice this,
x-ray only.

1026
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,660
You think maybe I can just, you know,
poop it out?

1027
00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:07,280
You won't be able to poop it out.

1028
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,480
In fact, it will hurt you.

1029
00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:14,380
In fact, I don't think it's even good for
you that you poop it out.

1030
00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:16,560
What will happen if you take x-lax?

1031
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,760
Will that help?

1032
00:51:18,290 --> 00:51:19,680
No, if you take x-lax?

1033
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
Well, he gets a lot of diarrhea,
but no cough.

1034
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800
What's out there?

1035
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,680
He must do a drink, don't he?

1036
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,400
I mean, don't show it to everybody.

1037
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,120
You just go to the doctor.

1038
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:33,720
You don't talk to anybody.

1039
00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:38,000
You don't tell anybody.

1040
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:38,460
You're right.

1041
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,620
He don't really know that too many people.

1042
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:41,620
Appreciate it.

1043
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:42,816
Thank you for taking care of him.

1044
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:42,940
Thank you.

1045
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,080
Thanks again.

1046
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:46,580
I got to see it.

1047
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:54,600
Squingent.

1048
00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:55,520
Still in your ass?

1049
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:55,840
Yeah.

1050
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:57,980
We gotta go to the hotel and pull this
thing out.

1051
00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:16,530
Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.

1052
00:52:16,790 --> 00:52:21,530
Welcome to the Dumb Dumb Game,
Part Deux, a.k.a.

1053
00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:22,990
Double Boom.

1054
00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:30,590
In this competition, our four competitors
and our special guest star, Paul Walter

1055
00:52:30,591 --> 00:52:35,850
Houser, are gonna sit in this hot seat and
answer trivia questions.

1056
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,850
Everyone ready to get started?

1057
00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:38,450
Yeah!

1058
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:40,310
Let's raise that.

1059
00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:42,010
All right.

1060
00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:46,230
Oh, boy, there's the double boom.

1061
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:47,450
What the fuck?

1062
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,250
Jasper, take a seat.

1063
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,120
Yeah, Jasper.

1064
00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:55,970
All right, Jasper.

1065
00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:59,390
Where was your father, Dark Shark,
born?

1066
00:52:59,391 --> 00:53:00,391
Fuck.

1067
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,610
What?

1068
00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:05,270
Dude, I'm trying to give you a softball.

1069
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,350
I'm guessing, like, Crenshaw, Venice area?

1070
00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:09,030
South Central.

1071
00:53:09,170 --> 00:53:10,170
Oh!

1072
00:53:11,470 --> 00:53:13,230
Jesus Christ, Jasper.

1073
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:14,670
That's all the same thing!

1074
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:15,490
That's Shayboy.

1075
00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:16,726
You should be embarrassed.

1076
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:17,230
Really, Jasper?

1077
00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:20,210
Okay, what is Jeff's last name,
our director?

1078
00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:21,970
Dickhead, not Jermaine, Jermaine.

1079
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:23,630
God, just get out of the chair!

1080
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:26,710
Yes, Jasper!

1081
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,690
Paul, you realize you've already broke
into show business, right?

1082
00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:34,950
You don't need to be doing this.

1083
00:53:36,190 --> 00:53:38,730
This is like a make-a-wish if it were a
punishment.

1084
00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:42,010
I've seen worse asses, Jasper.

1085
00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:42,850
Thanks.

1086
00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:44,670
Send me the link.

1087
00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:50,270
How many Earths could fit inside our
blazing sun?

1088
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:53,730
If you need to phone a friend,
you can ask Larry here.

1089
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,390
Larry, do you know how many Earths could
fit inside of the sun?

1090
00:53:59,130 --> 00:54:02,750
Thinking, thinking, thinking.

1091
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:05,190
Fuck, I'm horny.

1092
00:54:05,635 --> 00:54:06,910
Oh, Jesus!

1093
00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:08,830
Fuck off, Larry.

1094
00:54:08,890 --> 00:54:09,890
I'm going to say seven.

1095
00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:11,150
I'm going to say seven.

1096
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,310
1.3 million.

1097
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,910
I was going to say that.

1098
00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:18,010
Oh, boy.

1099
00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:18,790
Poopies!

1100
00:54:19,310 --> 00:54:20,110
Come on.

1101
00:54:20,150 --> 00:54:21,410
Oh, thank God I'm not last.

1102
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,550
I don't think there is a last.

1103
00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:25,210
Poopies, it keeps going round and round.

1104
00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:25,790
Yeah, dumb.

1105
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,030
Yeah.

1106
00:54:27,270 --> 00:54:28,270
Dude, are you dumb?

1107
00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:33,131
Aaron, your face is
ugly, so just... Ooh!

1108
00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:34,290
Wow!

1109
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:35,710
Sick burn!

1110
00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:37,890
Oh, it smells...

1111
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,810
How many colors make up the classic
rainbow?

1112
00:54:41,590 --> 00:54:42,590
Blue.

1113
00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:43,710
Yellow.

1114
00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:44,890
Orange.

1115
00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:46,010
Green.

1116
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,050
Purple.

1117
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:48,910
Red.

1118
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,590
And... You got the spoopies.

1119
00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:55,510
White.

1120
00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:58,590
Oh, my God.

1121
00:54:58,950 --> 00:54:59,530
Lower it.

1122
00:54:59,790 --> 00:55:00,570
Oh, my God.

1123
00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:03,230
Oh, my God.

1124
00:55:03,231 --> 00:55:03,970
Let me just...

1125
00:55:04,070 --> 00:55:05,646
Wait, that's got to move over a little
more.

1126
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,150
I'm sorry, I just had to shift it over a
little.

1127
00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:09,330
Oh, my God.

1128
00:55:09,450 --> 00:55:10,450
Okay.

1129
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,750
Poopies.

1130
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:15,290
What color are the shoes I'm wearing?

1131
00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:18,150
I can't see.

1132
00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:21,290
Oh, look.

1133
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,190
What color are the shoes I'm wearing?

1134
00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:24,390
Red.

1135
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:26,230
Wow!

1136
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:28,690
Aaron's up!

1137
00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:29,990
Zach, you good?

1138
00:55:30,185 --> 00:55:31,210
Oh, yeah, I'm great.

1139
00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,370
This sucks, dude.

1140
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,671
What the... Ugh!

1141
00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:36,530
Ugh!

1142
00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:36,970
Ugh!

1143
00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:37,810
Ugh!

1144
00:55:38,430 --> 00:55:39,890
Oh, my... Oh, God.

1145
00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:41,210
Oh, Jesus.

1146
00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:42,870
Please do not puke.

1147
00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:43,150
Stop it!

1148
00:55:43,151 --> 00:55:46,090
If you puke in his butt, it's seven years'
bad luck.

1149
00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:49,690
Okay, Aaron.

1150
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:56,550
Who starred in and wrote the meter fairy?

1151
00:55:57,190 --> 00:55:58,410
Well, I'm the meter fairy.

1152
00:55:58,550 --> 00:56:00,930
That's... That would
be Aaron McGeehy.

1153
00:56:00,931 --> 00:56:01,931
Danger, Aaron, me.

1154
00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:02,810
Oh, final answer.

1155
00:56:03,010 --> 00:56:05,190
And that is the worst bit we've ever
filmed.

1156
00:56:05,290 --> 00:56:06,510
That's not cool, man.

1157
00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:07,890
Oh, man.

1158
00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,010
Oh!

1159
00:56:09,990 --> 00:56:10,330
Oh!

1160
00:56:10,690 --> 00:56:11,290
Oh!

1161
00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:12,010
Oh!

1162
00:56:12,150 --> 00:56:12,450
Oh, my God!

1163
00:56:13,050 --> 00:56:14,050
Oh!

1164
00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:15,650
Oh!

1165
00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:17,310
Oh!

1166
00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:17,850
Oh!

1167
00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:19,030
Oh!

1168
00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:20,290
Oh!

1169
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:23,090
Oh!

1170
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,100
Oh!

1171
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,760
We've got to give it up to Zach,
for sure.

1172
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,260
Yeah, Zach!

1173
00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:40,980
That is it for the Dumb Dumb Game,
part two.

1174
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:46,740
Some of my favorite bits are, like,
ones that just...

1175
00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:49,520
There's, like, we're sitting around,
we don't have anything to do.

1176
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,420
And someone says, go get some super glue.

1177
00:56:51,585 --> 00:56:53,760
It's kind of like what happened with Brad
Pitt.

1178
00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:57,040
He was there to shoot Night Monkey.

1179
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:59,240
And you're like, why don't we just kidnap
you?

1180
00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:00,320
And he said, okay.

1181
00:57:00,321 --> 00:57:05,320
And we had the presence of mind to call
the police department to let them know to

1182
00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:09,020
disregard 911 calls about Brad Pitt being
kidnapped.

1183
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,480
I know this sounds really specific,
but Brad Pitt's going to be kidnapped.

1184
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,600
But it's a joke.

1185
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,000
It's a joke, Hollywood.

1186
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,780
That would never happen.

1187
00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:23,390
Hi, I'm Brad Pitt, and I'm going to get
abducted.

1188
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,300
All right, good.

1189
00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,670
See you out there.

1190
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:27,900
One would slip.

1191
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:49,860
Yo, Brad Pitt.

1192
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:51,660
No shit.

1193
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,320
No shit.

1194
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:54,420
No, Brad Pitt.

1195
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,640
Oh, look at him, dude.

1196
00:57:56,660 --> 00:57:58,060
All right, all right.

1197
00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:58,860
Break, baby.

1198
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,760
Get on the train, man.

1199
00:57:59,761 --> 00:58:01,000
What the fuck, man?

1200
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,180
Get him, man.

1201
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:02,380
Get him, man.

1202
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:02,820
Get him, man.

1203
00:58:02,821 --> 00:58:03,140
Get him, man.

1204
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:03,880
Get him, man.

1205
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:04,780
Get him, man.

1206
00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,640
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1207
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,920
Help!

1208
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,440
Let's go.

1209
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,120
Oh, shit.

1210
00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:24,480
Oh, fuck.

1211
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,360
Oh, fuck, it's fucking fun.

1212
00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:28,620
I don't know why.

1213
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:33,580
Was that Brad Pitt?

1214
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800
What just happened?

1215
00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:36,300
What the fuck?

1216
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,680
Brad Pitt got kidnapped.

1217
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,020
Yeah, Brad Pitt.

1218
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,940
You see the drop?

1219
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,240
Brad Pitt was in line, and he was just
kidnapped and thrown into a van.

1220
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,300
I'm really not kidding.

1221
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,520
Something was like grabbing my ass.

1222
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,760
Trying to rip me out of the car.

1223
00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:54,080
You're really fighting to not get in,
kid.

1224
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,380
You're a good actor, dude.

1225
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,480
I'll fix you.

1226
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:04,720
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to
get hit by a car real soon.

1227
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,490
Alright guys, we've got Tori Bileci from
Mythbusters.

1228
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:18,810
So I've decided to try a trick for the
first time ever.

1229
00:59:19,110 --> 00:59:20,950
And frankly, I'm pretty nervous about it,
okay?

1230
00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:22,910
You ready?

1231
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,540
You're not on the table, you might be
playing table tennis.

1232
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680
Wait, wait.

1233
00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,290
Can you?

1234
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:54,840
You got this?

1235
00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,720
He's at five centimeters.

1236
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,260
Oh, he's crowding!

1237
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:09,300
Maybe you should have put the ping pong
ball off your ass and have puked it out.

1238
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,920
I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it.

1239
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,380
I don't know, this myth might be busted.

1240
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,540
Okay, here's the thing, guys.

1241
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:26,880
I put the ping pong ball in my mouth,
right?

1242
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:27,260
Yeah.

1243
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,700
Pretended to swallow it.

1244
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:28,980
Yeah.

1245
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,940
But I had already jammed a ping pong ball
off my ass.

1246
01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:34,420
Now I think I lost it.

1247
01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:39,180
A good magician never reveals his
strength.

1248
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:46,321
It's our last day of filming after 25 years
and we haven't learned a goddamn thing.

1249
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:07,140
Oh no, oh no, no!

1250
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,300
You heard a ball falling.

1251
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,940
Oh my god!

1252
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,270
It fucking worked.

1253
01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:26,700
This is all flour for our friend Bam.

1254
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,860
We are going to antique him when he gets
here.

1255
01:01:33,950 --> 01:01:34,950
What's up?

1256
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,940
How much?

1257
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:37,420
How you been?

1258
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,640
High five!

1259
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:48,660
Oh my God!

1260
01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:58,400
That was the best one, Sylvain.

1261
01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:01,420
Oh my God, this is my fucking ass.

1262
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,220
He got inked.

1263
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,680
That was so good.

1264
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,360
Dude, that was so good.

1265
01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:14,500
Oh, good morning, man.

1266
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:14,980
Good morning, man.

1267
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:16,460
Howdy.

1268
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,460
Goddamn.

1269
01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:20,980
You know we have that...

1270
01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:27,260
It looks like a shot collar for the neck,
but there's one for your cock?

1271
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:27,700
Yeah.

1272
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:30,600
Who B said he wants to try it to see if it
shocks.

1273
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,700
I didn't say, but I will.

1274
01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:34,600
Oh, I thought you said it.

1275
01:02:34,601 --> 01:02:35,100
Okay.

1276
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,596
You were like, yeah, that would be
awesome.

1277
01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:37,740
When did I say that?

1278
01:02:37,741 --> 01:02:39,820
You said... Yeah, you said sick.

1279
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,860
Can someone go get the, uh, shot collar
for your penis?

1280
01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:44,200
Yeah.

1281
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,320
Oh, excuse me, for Poopy's penis.

1282
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,840
Hey, it's on there.

1283
01:02:48,841 --> 01:02:51,420
It looks like his dick's on house arrest.

1284
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:57,700
I don't know why we decided to film this
on the side of a cliff.

1285
01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:00,530
Hi, I'm Poopies.

1286
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:00,780
Oh!

1287
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:01,440
Oh!

1288
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,440
I'm sorry.

1289
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:03,460
Poopy's, I'm sorry.

1290
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,040
No, I'm not doing it.

1291
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,041
No, come on, Poopy's.

1292
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:06,460
Poopy's, I'm sorry.

1293
01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:06,860
I'm sorry.

1294
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000
One more time.

1295
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,780
One more time, I won't do it.

1296
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,660
I'm Poopy's, and this is the balance beam
with a taser on my dick.

1297
01:03:17,180 --> 01:03:18,180
Oh!

1298
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,300
Oh, fuck!

1299
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:20,180
Hand on the beam.

1300
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,040
Yeah, you gotta take your hand off the
beam.

1301
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,520
Oh, fuck!

1302
01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:28,900
I'm fucking done.

1303
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,240
I'm done.

1304
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,160
I can't even think about anything else but
my dick right now.

1305
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:34,020
Ditto.

1306
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:40,690
Fuck!

1307
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,090
I didn't even shock you.

1308
01:03:42,270 --> 01:03:42,890
What happened?

1309
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,270
Mine's getting to me.

1310
01:03:44,310 --> 01:03:45,310
Because mine is still...

1311
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,690
That would be a first.

1312
01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,030
That would be the first time I've ever had
this.

1313
01:03:50,610 --> 01:03:50,690
Yeah.

1314
01:03:51,010 --> 01:03:52,010
That'd be pretty good.

1315
01:03:53,370 --> 01:03:53,890
Come on.

1316
01:03:54,010 --> 01:03:55,010
Balance it, baby.

1317
01:03:57,650 --> 01:03:58,650
Oh!

1318
01:03:58,690 --> 01:03:59,690
Oh!

1319
01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:00,970
Oh!

1320
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:02,350
Oh!

1321
01:04:03,670 --> 01:04:04,150
Oh!

1322
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,250
Oh!

1323
01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,030
Oh!

1324
01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,570
Dude, you almost rolled down that cliff.

1325
01:04:11,571 --> 01:04:11,890
That's awesome.

1326
01:04:11,891 --> 01:04:11,970
Yeah.

1327
01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:14,010
Let's go to leave.

1328
01:04:17,170 --> 01:04:18,930
Jump out.

1329
01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:22,470
Oh!

1330
01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:24,550
Oh!

1331
01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:26,330
Oh!

1332
01:04:28,150 --> 01:04:29,150
Oh!

1333
01:04:33,230 --> 01:04:34,630
Oh!

1334
01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:41,470
The movie before that, 3D, Ryan Dunn was
MVP.

1335
01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:47,430
I feel like I've had some strong moments
in all of our installments, but I don't

1336
01:04:47,431 --> 01:04:51,850
think I could ever claim that I was
really, like, the MVP of them.

1337
01:04:52,385 --> 01:04:55,692
And when I learned that there
was going to be another chance,

1338
01:04:55,693 --> 01:05:00,270
I wanted desperately to
step up and just do the thing.

1339
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:05,210
Yeah, I showed up to work for this one,
man, and the bar's been pretty high.

1340
01:05:06,005 --> 01:05:09,190
But, uh, I'll tell you this, my butthole
really hurts.

1341
01:05:12,310 --> 01:05:16,490
When you reach RAG, you've got to get a
colonoscopy, and that begins with drinking

1342
01:05:16,491 --> 01:05:19,270
this stuff that completely flushes you
out.

1343
01:05:22,245 --> 01:05:25,250
If you're not 50 and don't know,
it's a super laxative.

1344
01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:33,390
In just a few minutes, we're going to be
pooping violently while testing ourselves

1345
01:05:33,391 --> 01:05:37,650
with a game of dexterity, flexibility,
and stuff.

1346
01:05:39,170 --> 01:05:40,370
Game of human pretzel.

1347
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:42,752
But thank God we have
these awesome fashions

1348
01:05:42,753 --> 01:05:45,731
to give you an inside
look of the action.

1349
01:05:45,890 --> 01:05:48,870
People don't got a lot of faith in you
that you're not puking in this bit, Lance.

1350
01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:49,810
No?

1351
01:05:49,990 --> 01:05:50,590
Not gonna happen?

1352
01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:51,710
All right.

1353
01:05:52,130 --> 01:05:53,130
Shall we play?

1354
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,670
Okay, Stevo, we'll go first, okay?

1355
01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,470
Right hand orange.

1356
01:05:57,950 --> 01:05:58,950
Right there.

1357
01:05:59,490 --> 01:06:00,490
Oh!

1358
01:06:01,030 --> 01:06:03,190
Yuck, I'm lighting a lot of fire right
here.

1359
01:06:04,295 --> 01:06:05,930
Chris, left foot purple.

1360
01:06:06,150 --> 01:06:07,150
Sorry, Preston.

1361
01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:09,190
I just farted.

1362
01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:09,590
I tooted.

1363
01:06:09,730 --> 01:06:11,510
Oh, wow, that's very brave.

1364
01:06:12,695 --> 01:06:16,550
Oh, I think she spun it and said,
Chris, right foot pink.

1365
01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:17,750
Yeah, yeah.

1366
01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:19,630
Oh, look right into the eye of the storm.

1367
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,950
Okay, left foot purple.

1368
01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,730
It's gonna be left foot brown real soon.

1369
01:06:26,610 --> 01:06:27,610
What's wrong, Lance?

1370
01:06:27,710 --> 01:06:28,790
Lance is getting sick.

1371
01:06:29,410 --> 01:06:30,990
Stevo, left foot pink.

1372
01:06:31,870 --> 01:06:32,870
Oh!

1373
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,230
Oh, Dave.

1374
01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:35,390
You guys are doing great.

1375
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,030
We got a leaker.

1376
01:06:38,730 --> 01:06:38,870
Uh-oh.

1377
01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,290
Oh, God!

1378
01:06:42,670 --> 01:06:42,770
Oh!

1379
01:06:42,771 --> 01:06:44,250
Would it be cute?

1380
01:06:45,790 --> 01:06:47,290
James, look for the road.

1381
01:06:48,090 --> 01:06:49,090
Oh no!

1382
01:06:52,010 --> 01:06:53,010
Oh!

1383
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:54,750
Hold your bra.

1384
01:06:57,730 --> 01:06:58,990
Right hand green.

1385
01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:02,110
God damn it, she said right hand green.

1386
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:11,850
How are you doing, Lance?

1387
01:07:12,050 --> 01:07:13,050
Still hanging in there?

1388
01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,950
I've never smelled poop that bad.

1389
01:07:17,130 --> 01:07:17,330
No.

1390
01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:19,350
Oh, my God!

1391
01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:21,790
Oh, my God!

1392
01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:22,990
He's still shit!

1393
01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:25,870
Oh, my God!

1394
01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:27,550
How did you not puke?

1395
01:07:28,350 --> 01:07:32,890
Steve-O is the winner of a human crutchel!

1396
01:07:33,930 --> 01:07:34,910
It's coming right now.

1397
01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:35,390
Oh, my God!

1398
01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:36,650
Get out of here!

1399
01:07:37,510 --> 01:07:41,130
Get out of here!

1400
01:07:42,650 --> 01:07:44,110
Shout out, Steve-O.

1401
01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:44,530
Shout out.

1402
01:07:44,610 --> 01:07:45,610
Good job, Bubba!

1403
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:57,160
Hey, what can I get today?

1404
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,600
Two Budwezzers.

1405
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:01,280
Cheers.

1406
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,760
Cheers.

1407
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,720
I don't know, go down to the beach or
something.

1408
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:09,660
Tara!

1409
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,620
All right.

1410
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:12,280
What the fuck you doing?

1411
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,780
Who the fuck are you?

1412
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:15,400
Who are you?

1413
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,700
I'm a freaking boyfriend, asshole.

1414
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,580
That's cool, bud.

1415
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:19,740
I'm her man-friend.

1416
01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:21,819
Dude, don't push me.

1417
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,500
Don't push me.

1418
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,760
I'm not even touching her.

1419
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,040
You know, fuck both of you!

1420
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:27,479
Fuck both of you!

1421
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,979
So, me and I are taking a break.

1422
01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,840
No, no, no, no, no.

1423
01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:36,145
Hey, right in here.

1424
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:37,939
What's up?

1425
01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:38,479
Fuck you!

1426
01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:40,800
Yeah, I told you to get the fuck away!

1427
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:41,220
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1428
01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:42,359
Don't push him, man!

1429
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,620
Get out of the ground!

1430
01:08:52,979 --> 01:08:54,460
Get out of the ground!

1431
01:08:54,779 --> 01:08:55,200
Freeze!

1432
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,140
Everybody up against the wall!

1433
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,460
What the fuck are you doing?

1434
01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:03,060
Get him up!

1435
01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:04,319
Get him up!

1436
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:05,620
Freeze, motherfucker!

1437
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:06,940
Get your hands behind your back!

1438
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,680
Oh!

1439
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,740
Let's go, man.

1440
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,439
Get him down!

1441
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,340
Cut off me!

1442
01:09:12,341 --> 01:09:12,380
Cut off me!

1443
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:12,399
Powering 54!

1444
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,620
Paranatic!

1445
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,979
Get the fuck off me!

1446
01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:16,600
Shut up!

1447
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,880
Get him off me!

1448
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,640
Get the fuck off me!

1449
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,800
Shut up!

1450
01:09:20,979 --> 01:09:21,479
Shut up!

1451
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:21,800
Shut up!

1452
01:09:21,801 --> 01:09:22,801
Oh, whoa, that's true.

1453
01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:27,979
Hey, boy.

1454
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,040
Hey, come on!

1455
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,720
Okay!

1456
01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:33,580
Oh!

1457
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,800
That's what that was about!

1458
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,200
Hey, that was shit!

1459
01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:38,479
What's all that's about?

1460
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:40,760
I don't know what happened.

1461
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:42,859
It's wild.

1462
01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:46,399
The cops came in, I can't believe it.

1463
01:09:46,740 --> 01:09:47,740
A little bit of shit.

1464
01:09:53,935 --> 01:09:56,820
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.

1465
01:09:57,220 --> 01:10:01,920
Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme
skills of prestidigitation.

1466
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:04,440
Oh, fuck.

1467
01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:05,740
Oh, God.

1468
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,100
Oh, no.

1469
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:09,700
Oh, shit.

1470
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,640
Oh, shit.

1471
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,700
Oh, shit.

1472
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:16,120
What?

1473
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,340
Oh, fuck.

1474
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:23,300
Oh, my God.

1475
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:25,340
Oh, my God.

1476
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800
Holy shit.

1477
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,960
Woo-hoo!

1478
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:35,140
Abracadabra.

1479
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,440
You left your hat out there.

1480
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600
Did we get it?

1481
01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:40,800
Take two.

1482
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:41,801
Take two.

1483
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:43,640
God, I hate take two with bulls.

1484
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:44,860
Oh, man.

1485
01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:47,800
We saw Knox dancing around with a bull.

1486
01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:52,780
But we know the hit that the bull gave
Knox wasn't the one Knox wanted.

1487
01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:55,360
It was close, but it wasn't the one.

1488
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:57,820
What do you think?

1489
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,880
Maybe take two?

1490
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,020
Oh, dude.

1491
01:11:01,021 --> 01:11:02,021
Fuck, man.

1492
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680
Cuidado!

1493
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,880
This one's twice the size.

1494
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:11,700
Oh, my.

1495
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,280
That's real.

1496
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,680
Oh, dude.

1497
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,520
Oh, shit.

1498
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,840
Oh, shit.

1499
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,480
I don't want to fucking watch this,
man.

1500
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:21,960
All right, are we good?

1501
01:11:23,630 --> 01:11:24,060
Hello.

1502
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,540
I'm Johnny the Magnificent.

1503
01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:31,780
Today, I'm going to wow you with my
supreme skills of prestidigitation.

1504
01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:33,860
Oh, shit.

1505
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:41,540
Oh, no.

1506
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Oh, shit.

1507
01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:44,580
Oh, no.

1508
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:45,040
Oh, no.

1509
01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,540
Oh, no.

1510
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:47,280
Oh, no.

1511
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,760
There we go.

1512
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:53,000
Oh, that one worked.

1513
01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:53,860
That one worked.

1514
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:54,680
Yeah.

1515
01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:55,760
Are you okay?

1516
01:11:55,761 --> 01:11:58,320
You all right?

1517
01:11:58,820 --> 01:11:59,820
You all right?

1518
01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:00,480
He's calm.

1519
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:01,100
You all okay?

1520
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,600
Johnny?

1521
01:12:04,060 --> 01:12:04,600
He's coming, buddy.

1522
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,120
He's coming, too.

1523
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,300
He's coming, buddy.

1524
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:07,820
You all right?

1525
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,180
That was a violent brawl.

1526
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,640
One-sided, to be sure.

1527
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,880
Fucking gnarly, dude.

1528
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:14,260
Yeah.

1529
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,640
Should we get you?

1530
01:12:15,805 --> 01:12:17,085
You got exactly what you wanted.

1531
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:19,740
Oh, fuck.

1532
01:12:20,865 --> 01:12:22,280
So what happened after it hit me?

1533
01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:23,540
Dude, it's gnarly.

1534
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000
This is you.

1535
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,080
This is the bull.

1536
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,760
He didn't even mess around, dude.

1537
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,660
He turned around and just nailed it.

1538
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,120
You know what he's saying?

1539
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,460
It's probably the biggest hit you've ever
hit.

1540
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,280
That's why he is the captain.

1541
01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:43,020
That bull didn't like fucking magic.

1542
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:46,900
Love you!

1543
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,120
Love you!

1544
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,560
Love you!

1545
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,020
Concussions aren't great.

1546
01:12:52,555 --> 01:12:56,400
But as long as you have them before you're
50, it's cool.

1547
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,100
And Knoxville's 49.

1548
01:12:58,500 --> 01:12:59,500
So we're good.

1549
01:13:02,570 --> 01:13:04,440
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

1550
01:13:05,265 --> 01:13:07,420
And this is the escape room from hell.

1551
01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:12,700
There are three different rooms.

1552
01:13:13,470 --> 01:13:16,900
You have to solve puzzles in each room to
get to the next.

1553
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,020
Godspeed.

1554
01:13:23,330 --> 01:13:25,010
All right, wee man.

1555
01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:29,850
To get to the next room, you'll have to
reach through that wall to find a special

1556
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,000
jackass coin.

1557
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,140
I don't know.

1558
01:13:32,350 --> 01:13:33,470
Fucking hold my hand and go.

1559
01:13:33,550 --> 01:13:33,730
Go!

1560
01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:34,830
Fucking put it in there!

1561
01:13:34,930 --> 01:13:36,450
I don't want to hold your hand.

1562
01:13:41,930 --> 01:13:43,290
What the fuck is that?

1563
01:13:44,590 --> 01:13:45,870
What's it feel like?

1564
01:13:46,010 --> 01:13:47,010
I don't know.

1565
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,670
I can't tell.

1566
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,530
I put my hand in it and I feel shit.

1567
01:13:56,010 --> 01:13:56,450
Dave!

1568
01:13:56,530 --> 01:13:57,530
Come on, Dave.

1569
01:13:59,590 --> 01:14:00,590
Get in there, Dave.

1570
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:01,690
Scoop.

1571
01:14:01,691 --> 01:14:02,150
Reach down.

1572
01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:03,810
Put your arm all the way and go down.

1573
01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:04,050
Scoop.

1574
01:14:04,051 --> 01:14:04,610
Go in and down.

1575
01:14:04,850 --> 01:14:05,310
Go in and down.

1576
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:06,850
What the fuck is that?

1577
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,610
It's a butthole.

1578
01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:13,050
Oh!

1579
01:14:14,290 --> 01:14:15,730
My finger went in it.

1580
01:14:20,310 --> 01:14:21,090
Get that coin.

1581
01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:21,590
Okay.

1582
01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,810
You gotta reach in deep and scoop.

1583
01:14:25,130 --> 01:14:27,590
Is it in your butthole?

1584
01:14:27,591 --> 01:14:28,290
Oh!

1585
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:29,291
Yeah!

1586
01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:29,570
Oh!

1587
01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:30,690
They got the coin!

1588
01:14:31,430 --> 01:14:32,430
Oh my God.

1589
01:14:32,530 --> 01:14:33,690
They got more than the coin.

1590
01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:40,590
Oh dude, my finger... I jammed my finger...
Oh, I can smell the shit on your hand.

1591
01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:43,110
Looks like you guys solved the puzzle.

1592
01:14:43,550 --> 01:14:45,970
I think we're moving to the next room.

1593
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,330
Okay, Dave.

1594
01:14:49,870 --> 01:14:51,490
This next puzzle is for you.

1595
01:14:51,810 --> 01:14:52,850
What's gonna happen to me?

1596
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,790
Well, if you solve the puzzle,
nothing.

1597
01:14:55,660 --> 01:14:59,830
You have to correctly guess four animal
sounds to stop this.

1598
01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:01,330
To save Dave.

1599
01:15:01,950 --> 01:15:02,950
Are we ready?

1600
01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:05,730
Wait, you're going heel?

1601
01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:07,110
Yeah, heel.

1602
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,170
Oh shit.

1603
01:15:08,210 --> 01:15:08,230
Okay.

1604
01:15:08,231 --> 01:15:09,231
No, dude.

1605
01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:10,590
Oh my God.

1606
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,810
What sound does a dog make?

1607
01:15:14,350 --> 01:15:15,750
Okay, good job.

1608
01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:19,290
What sound does a cat make?

1609
01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:22,430
Wow, they're doing really good.

1610
01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:25,670
What sound does a hard bark make?

1611
01:15:27,150 --> 01:15:28,150
No?

1612
01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:29,490
No, they don't make a sound.

1613
01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:30,491
They don't sound.

1614
01:15:30,790 --> 01:15:31,990
Okay, okay, okay.

1615
01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:33,470
I got that right.

1616
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:34,190
Nice!

1617
01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:35,730
Yeah, baby!

1618
01:15:35,810 --> 01:15:36,930
You just need one more.

1619
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,930
What sound does a cassowary make?

1620
01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:41,730
Cassowary...

1621
01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:43,670
That's incorrect!

1622
01:15:44,730 --> 01:15:45,730
That's incorrect!

1623
01:15:47,490 --> 01:15:48,490
That's incorrect!

1624
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,510
Goddamn!

1625
01:15:57,550 --> 01:15:59,030
Dude, what the fuck?

1626
01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:04,070
I think that's the sound of a cassowary.

1627
01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:05,290
That is correct.

1628
01:16:05,430 --> 01:16:07,350
That is the sound of a cassowary make.

1629
01:16:07,670 --> 01:16:10,610
I think we can go to the final room.

1630
01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:12,090
It's done, Dave.

1631
01:16:12,230 --> 01:16:13,490
David's done.

1632
01:16:13,491 --> 01:16:14,491
I'm like...

1633
01:16:17,595 --> 01:16:21,730
In this bit, Aaron will sit in this comfy
electric chair that we built for.

1634
01:16:21,970 --> 01:16:22,590
Wait, what?

1635
01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:25,230
You have all these jumper cables.

1636
01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:29,270
You have to get the right jumper cables on
the right thingies.

1637
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:33,510
Then you come up here and you turn this
down.

1638
01:16:33,670 --> 01:16:35,086
How do we know we got the right ones?

1639
01:16:35,110 --> 01:16:38,690
Because if you don't have the right ones,
Aaron is going to get shocked.

1640
01:16:39,010 --> 01:16:40,370
Have you ever done an escape room?

1641
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,070
Fuck no, fuck that shit.

1642
01:16:42,330 --> 01:16:43,030
You do it?

1643
01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:43,670
I have it.

1644
01:16:43,671 --> 01:16:44,751
You're done an escape room?

1645
01:16:45,090 --> 01:16:46,090
Yeah.

1646
01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:47,410
It's a team building exercise.

1647
01:16:50,930 --> 01:16:51,990
Alright, Aaron.

1648
01:16:52,270 --> 01:16:53,270
Get in your love seat.

1649
01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:59,210
Let's close the doors and please start the
game.

1650
01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:02,330
Just give him a little shot now.

1651
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:03,930
Ow!

1652
01:17:04,190 --> 01:17:05,910
Hey, guys.

1653
01:17:06,090 --> 01:17:07,270
Sorry, that was a mistake.

1654
01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:07,850
Fuck!

1655
01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:08,370
Fuck.

1656
01:17:08,450 --> 01:17:09,450
What's that?

1657
01:17:10,450 --> 01:17:11,450
Fuck that.

1658
01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:12,930
Fuck, dude.

1659
01:17:14,090 --> 01:17:15,570
You guys can start now.

1660
01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:17,730
Fuck, what are we doing?

1661
01:17:17,970 --> 01:17:18,110
Here's seven.

1662
01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:19,290
This one's four.

1663
01:17:20,170 --> 01:17:21,670
I don't know where four is.

1664
01:17:21,890 --> 01:17:23,290
Fucking figure it out, you guys.

1665
01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:24,150
Where two at?

1666
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:24,750
Seven though.

1667
01:17:24,751 --> 01:17:25,250
Two's right here.

1668
01:17:25,370 --> 01:17:26,750
You guys are getting close.

1669
01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:28,730
No, wait.

1670
01:17:29,050 --> 01:17:30,106
Get that last one right there.

1671
01:17:30,130 --> 01:17:31,130
Are they all in place?

1672
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:31,710
Damn it.

1673
01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:32,410
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1674
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:32,690
Calm down.

1675
01:17:33,210 --> 01:17:34,210
They're right now.

1676
01:17:34,390 --> 01:17:35,170
No, it's numbers.

1677
01:17:35,390 --> 01:17:35,670
It's numbers.

1678
01:17:35,671 --> 01:17:36,110
He had it wrong.

1679
01:17:36,190 --> 01:17:37,190
Not numbers, guys.

1680
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:39,690
Okay, do the thing.

1681
01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:40,490
He's gonna get shocked.

1682
01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,170
No, he's not.

1683
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,450
No, he's not.

1684
01:17:46,890 --> 01:17:47,890
Turn it off.

1685
01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:49,210
Turn it off.

1686
01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,910
Turn it off.

1687
01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:54,790
Okay.

1688
01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:56,230
Oh.

1689
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:57,750
Y'all killed him, man.

1690
01:17:59,090 --> 01:17:59,450
Fuck.

1691
01:17:59,570 --> 01:18:00,570
Y'all killed him, bro.

1692
01:18:00,730 --> 01:18:01,250
All right, Dave.

1693
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:02,330
Dave, get the thing.

1694
01:18:02,410 --> 01:18:02,830
Get him out.

1695
01:18:02,930 --> 01:18:03,430
Get him out.

1696
01:18:03,490 --> 01:18:04,490
Get him out.

1697
01:18:05,590 --> 01:18:06,590
What happened?

1698
01:18:07,170 --> 01:18:08,030
Hey, what the fuck?

1699
01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:08,750
Get out of here!

1700
01:18:09,010 --> 01:18:09,550
What the fuck?

1701
01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:10,290
Fuck!

1702
01:18:10,870 --> 01:18:12,350
Hey, he's trying to let you out!

1703
01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:13,310
Dude, the horn.

1704
01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:14,370
Who's got the horn?

1705
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,420
Fuck this fucking shit!

1706
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,660
Fuck!

1707
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:28,840
Fuck!

1708
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,180
Fuck this fucking gun!

1709
01:18:37,790 --> 01:18:38,860
Oh, my God!

1710
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,740
Well, I think that's it for the escape
room from hell.

1711
01:18:46,540 --> 01:18:47,800
Wait, we're done?

1712
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:49,340
Oh, my God.

1713
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:49,840
Fuck this fucking gun.

1714
01:18:49,841 --> 01:18:51,520
You got out of the escape room.

1715
01:18:51,975 --> 01:18:53,695
Did we get a therapist after this shit,
man?

1716
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:54,880
Did we get a therapist?

1717
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:55,280
Good job.

1718
01:18:55,980 --> 01:18:57,800
Goddamn, y'all fucked me up, man.

1719
01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,060
And you put your hand in Zack's ass.

1720
01:19:00,061 --> 01:19:02,240
Oh, way, way up his ass, dude.

1721
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,040
Fuck you guys!

1722
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,980
Fuck this fucking place!

1723
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,831
There were headlines
on the internet that you

1724
01:19:15,832 --> 01:19:19,450
said this jackass film
will be the last one ever.

1725
01:19:20,485 --> 01:19:23,770
After you said that about
every single jackass movie,

1726
01:19:23,771 --> 01:19:26,371
do you think anyone's
gonna take that seriously?

1727
01:19:26,650 --> 01:19:28,450
As much as I fucking hate to say it...

1728
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,080
Don't say it!

1729
01:19:34,310 --> 01:19:35,310
I'm getting emotional!

1730
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,600
Don't say it!

1731
01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:08,860
I'm getting emotional!

1732
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:08,920
Don't!

1733
01:20:08,921 --> 01:20:13,040
I'll keep my case of which I'm certain.

1734
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:19,480
I've lived a life that's cool.

1735
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:25,400
I've traveled each and every highway.

1736
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:31,420
More, much more than this.

1737
01:20:31,421 --> 01:20:37,560
I did it my way.

1738
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,720
For what is a man?

1739
01:20:41,380 --> 01:20:43,620
What has he got?

1740
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,840
If not himself, then he has not.

1741
01:20:50,360 --> 01:21:02,960
But to say the things he truly feels...
And not the words of one who knew...

1742
01:21:02,961 --> 01:21:06,660
Hello, I'm Johnny Nashville, and this is
the end!

1743
01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:16,040
Yes, it was mine.

1744
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:42,670
..

1745
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,160
We did it!

1746
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,080
What the fuck?

1747
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,360
Alright guys, let's make this clear.

1748
01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:03,580
Let's listen to this.

1749
01:22:03,860 --> 01:22:04,860
Don't know where you are.

1750
01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,140
Oh, you got ripped!

1751
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,380
No!

1752
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:08,560
No!