1 00:01:47,071 --> 00:01:49,682 -Now this is something quite spectacular. 2 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:50,596 It's from Brazil. 3 00:01:54,992 --> 00:01:57,168 -Come on. 4 00:01:57,212 --> 00:01:57,864 Come on. 5 00:02:01,346 --> 00:02:03,653 -Isn't that an absolutely exquisite piece? 6 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:05,220 -Yeah. 7 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:06,960 But I was looking for something a bit more suspenseful. 8 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:16,796 -All right! 9 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,754 Nobody move! 10 00:02:17,797 --> 00:02:19,625 Purse on the counter, lady. 11 00:02:19,669 --> 00:02:20,539 Come on. 12 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,237 You wanna be dead? 13 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,455 Here's the chance of a lifetime. 14 00:02:23,499 --> 00:02:24,413 -Please-- 15 00:02:24,456 --> 00:02:26,850 -On the floor, grandma! 16 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:28,025 -You. 17 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:28,982 On the rug. 18 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:34,118 -Ah, you cheap old bitch. 19 00:02:34,162 --> 00:02:35,250 -Quit dicking around, Smitty. 20 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:35,989 -Come on. 21 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:40,994 -You idiot. 22 00:02:43,693 --> 00:02:46,522 [screaming] 23 00:02:46,565 --> 00:02:48,437 -What are you doing? 24 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,394 -Just lookin'. 25 00:02:53,268 --> 00:02:54,834 -You asshole. 26 00:02:54,878 --> 00:02:56,793 -Shut your mouth and fill the bag. 27 00:03:00,753 --> 00:03:02,668 [music playing] 28 00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:16,856 -Doug. 29 00:03:19,685 --> 00:03:21,426 Doug. 30 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:22,384 Doug? 31 00:03:22,427 --> 00:03:23,907 -What? 32 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:26,257 -I thought that we were going plainclothes today. 33 00:03:26,301 --> 00:03:28,390 Why didn't you tell me we were going undercover? 34 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:29,869 -You didn't ask. 35 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:32,045 What's the matter, Rog? 36 00:03:32,089 --> 00:03:34,874 -I look like an FBI agent on a Rose Bowl float. 37 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:36,789 -You look great, man. 38 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,269 Relax. 39 00:03:38,313 --> 00:03:41,141 5 38. 40 00:03:41,185 --> 00:03:42,099 -Doug. 41 00:03:42,142 --> 00:03:43,535 DISPATCHER: 5 out of 38. 42 00:03:43,579 --> 00:03:45,015 -Dispatcher. 43 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,017 DISPATCHER: 5 out of 38, please respond. 44 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:47,844 -5 out of 38. 45 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:49,280 What? 46 00:03:49,324 --> 00:03:50,412 DISPATCHER: 211 in progress at Melrose Place. 47 00:03:50,455 --> 00:03:51,587 Proceed immediately. 48 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:54,720 -You didn't say may I. Woo! 49 00:03:54,764 --> 00:03:55,591 All right. 50 00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:56,940 Kick ass, Dirty Harry! 51 00:03:56,983 --> 00:03:58,028 -Ain't gonna lose him this time. 52 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,377 -Roger, Roger. 53 00:03:59,421 --> 00:04:00,465 But you can't get him if you're dead, man. 54 00:04:13,826 --> 00:04:15,088 -Morning, detective. 55 00:04:15,132 --> 00:04:16,394 Got a bit of a situation. 56 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:17,265 -That being? 57 00:04:17,308 --> 00:04:18,744 -211. 58 00:04:18,788 --> 00:04:20,311 Perps in the jewelry store with automatic weapons. 59 00:04:20,355 --> 00:04:21,791 We were gonna take 'em when they exit the premises. 60 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,227 -Couldn't have said it better myself, Lieutenant. 61 00:04:23,271 --> 00:04:24,489 -Come on, come on. 62 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:30,626 -Think it's our Cash and Dash boys? 63 00:04:30,669 --> 00:04:32,236 -I wouldn't know. 64 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,933 -Who else would pull a clowny stunt like this, Roger? 65 00:04:33,977 --> 00:04:35,674 -How much do you figure's here? 66 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:36,371 -Too much. 67 00:04:36,414 --> 00:04:37,067 Leave it. 68 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:46,381 -Freeze! 69 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:47,120 Drop your weapons! 70 00:05:31,817 --> 00:05:33,906 -Hey, Rog, a little too early in the morning for this, isn't it? 71 00:05:37,432 --> 00:05:38,868 -Why aren't these guys dead? 72 00:05:38,911 --> 00:05:40,870 We've hit 'em about 50 times each. 73 00:05:40,913 --> 00:05:43,394 -Maybe they're just flesh wounds. 74 00:05:43,438 --> 00:05:45,396 -Will you cover me, please? 75 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,443 Can I borrow your car, lieutenant? 76 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:49,400 -Absolutely not! 77 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:30,789 -Shit! 78 00:06:37,143 --> 00:06:37,796 Uh-oh. 79 00:06:52,811 --> 00:06:54,117 -You're under arrest. 80 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,945 You have the right to remain disgusting. 81 00:06:55,988 --> 00:06:56,989 -Are you sure that's necessary? 82 00:06:57,033 --> 00:06:59,296 -You can't be too careful. 83 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:01,472 -Mortis! 84 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:03,256 That was the craziest, stupidest, 85 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,563 most dumb-fuck stunt I ever saw. 86 00:07:05,607 --> 00:07:06,956 -Yo, please, don't thank me, lieutenant. 87 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:09,567 I get my thanks from helping others. 88 00:07:09,611 --> 00:07:10,699 -You better believe the captain's 89 00:07:10,742 --> 00:07:13,832 gonna hear about this. 90 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,617 -Gee, you think he'll want a word with us? 91 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:18,184 -Unauthorized use of a city vehicle. 92 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,796 Reckless endangerment of property and lives. 93 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:22,972 Use of a non-regulation firearm. 94 00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:24,539 -That was me, not Bigelow, sir. 95 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:26,366 -Disrespectful conduct. 96 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:29,500 Flippant and tasteless verbal remarks. 97 00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:30,849 -That was me. 98 00:07:30,893 --> 00:07:34,505 -And 18 parking tickets so far this month. 99 00:07:34,549 --> 00:07:37,160 Need I point out that you guys are already on probation? 100 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,814 Twice? 101 00:07:38,857 --> 00:07:41,338 And that this morning's cowboy adventure puts both of you 102 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:42,774 on the endangered species list? 103 00:07:42,818 --> 00:07:44,776 And that your badge is going to the shitter 104 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:47,126 if you screw up just one more time? 105 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:48,519 -Captain, this man deserves a medal. 106 00:07:48,563 --> 00:07:50,521 And I think I deserve one for saving his life. 107 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:53,219 -Look, I couldn't help noticing that in spite 108 00:07:53,263 --> 00:07:56,571 of Herzog's whining you guys did the job he didn't. 109 00:07:56,614 --> 00:07:59,661 So I'm prepared to cut you a little slack. 110 00:07:59,704 --> 00:08:00,662 -Thank you, sir. 111 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:01,967 -But! 112 00:08:02,011 --> 00:08:03,534 It would be nice if you could earn it 113 00:08:03,578 --> 00:08:05,580 by nailing the rest of these Cash and Dash fuckers 114 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:08,539 to the wall with a 12-inch railroad spike! 115 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,932 -We're working on that, sir. 116 00:08:09,975 --> 00:08:10,889 -Work harder! 117 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:19,985 -Fine man, Captain Mayberry. 118 00:08:20,029 --> 00:08:21,639 Make a really good gym teacher. 119 00:08:21,683 --> 00:08:23,336 -Just be glad we're still employed. 120 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,555 -Call me Thursday. 121 00:08:24,599 --> 00:08:25,556 I love this job, Roger. 122 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,557 I love the power. 123 00:08:26,601 --> 00:08:27,819 I love the little badges. 124 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:29,168 I love being a human target for anyone 125 00:08:29,212 --> 00:08:31,301 within sniping range of a donut shop. 126 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,215 -It does have its perks. 127 00:08:35,044 --> 00:08:37,655 So what did we learn from this little adventure, Dorothy? 128 00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:41,050 -Well, so far we've had six robberies. 129 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:44,183 Three banks, two jewelry stores, and a goldsmith's shop. 130 00:08:44,227 --> 00:08:46,577 All in the past three weeks, and all in the same nine-block 131 00:08:46,621 --> 00:08:47,796 radius. 132 00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,754 -Beverly Hills jewelry store robbery 133 00:08:49,798 --> 00:08:52,801 ended in bloodshed today, part of what police are calling 134 00:08:52,844 --> 00:08:56,979 the most violent string of robberies in city history. 135 00:08:57,022 --> 00:08:58,633 Six incidents in the last two weeks 136 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:01,853 have been linked to the so-called Cash and Dash 137 00:09:01,897 --> 00:09:05,553 gang, which has thus far eluded capture, 138 00:09:05,596 --> 00:09:06,902 although two of its alleged members 139 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:09,905 were killed in today's battle with police. 140 00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:11,994 -Hey, Roger, how many do you think are in the gang? 141 00:09:12,037 --> 00:09:13,473 -It's hard to say. 142 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:14,649 Descriptions are always different, 143 00:09:14,692 --> 00:09:17,042 so there's gotta be a bunch of them. 144 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:18,566 Maybe they take turns. 145 00:09:18,609 --> 00:09:20,393 -You sure it's the same folks? 146 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:22,700 -The MOs are the same. 147 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:25,747 Perpetrators are heavily armed and work in pairs, 148 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:28,750 often striking in broad daylight in reckless disregard 149 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:30,360 for their personal safety. 150 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,579 -Yeah. 151 00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:32,275 And if you shoot 'em they don't die. 152 00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:36,584 -Some drugs do that. 153 00:09:36,627 --> 00:09:39,456 PCP users can shrug off all sorts of physical trauma. 154 00:09:39,499 --> 00:09:41,632 -Yeah, but bullets, Rog? 155 00:09:41,676 --> 00:09:42,459 -It's possible. 156 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:45,288 -It's bullshit, man. 157 00:09:45,331 --> 00:09:45,984 -Mortis. 158 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:46,942 -It's Smythers. 159 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,334 I've got something for you. 160 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:51,076 Get down to the morgue as fast as you can. 161 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,732 -You ever wonder about your death day, Roger? 162 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,256 Let's say your death day was-- I dunno, April 23. 163 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,389 And somehow you knew that. 164 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,870 You could have a death day party. 165 00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:03,523 -You have passed weird, Bigelow. 166 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,699 You are approaching degenerate. 167 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,352 -You could get totally ripped, man. 168 00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:07,223 Pig out. 169 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:08,833 Invite all your friends. 170 00:10:08,877 --> 00:10:11,444 Get yourself a beautiful lady, right? 171 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:13,142 Right in the heat of passion, just as you're-- 172 00:10:13,185 --> 00:10:14,447 -Sorry. 173 00:10:14,491 --> 00:10:15,579 Did I interrupt last night's conquest? 174 00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:18,582 -Hardly. 175 00:10:18,626 --> 00:10:19,975 -Hi, Roger. 176 00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:23,456 -Hello, Rebecca. 177 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,676 So how've you been? 178 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,722 -I have a home phone, Roger. 179 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,811 Using the mutilated remains of street scum 180 00:10:29,854 --> 00:10:32,204 as an excuse to ask after my health is not 181 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,251 exactly what I would call thoughtful. 182 00:10:35,294 --> 00:10:38,776 -And you call me degenerate. 183 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,256 -So what's the story on these John Does? 184 00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:41,474 What's so unbelievable? 185 00:10:41,518 --> 00:10:44,042 -I'll show you. 186 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:44,826 -Hey, nice shot, Rog. 187 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:46,001 -Thanks. 188 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:47,002 Is there enough here to identify? 189 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,656 -I wondered that myself. 190 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,570 The teeth and fingerprints are practically worthless. 191 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:51,920 But I noticed one thing. 192 00:10:51,963 --> 00:10:52,747 -What? 193 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,487 -Stitches. 194 00:10:54,531 --> 00:10:56,098 You can see where the cut was made, traversing the sternum 195 00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:58,622 and incised with an electric saw. 196 00:10:58,666 --> 00:10:59,405 -They had surgery? 197 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:00,842 -Nope. 198 00:11:00,885 --> 00:11:03,279 They had autopsies. 199 00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:06,064 They've been here before, fellas. 200 00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:07,762 I certified them myself. 201 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:08,676 I even took pictures. 202 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,423 -Well, we all make mistakes, Dr. Smythers. 203 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:20,296 -Dr. McNab, I am not in the habit of signing a death 204 00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:22,385 certificate for someone who just doesn't feel well. 205 00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:24,387 -Well, I would hope not. 206 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,781 But the fact remains that either you screwed up 207 00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:28,739 or these two boys got up after you 208 00:11:28,783 --> 00:11:31,307 were done and strolled out of here. 209 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,743 -I never forget a body, doctor. 210 00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:39,924 -Well, if five years she'll be damn good. 211 00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:43,014 But right now she's too quick to jump to fanciful conclusions 212 00:11:43,058 --> 00:11:45,582 without really digging for the truth. 213 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,932 And that, gentlemen, is what autopsies are all about. 214 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:49,020 -Asshole. 215 00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:49,934 -I beg your pardon? 216 00:11:49,978 --> 00:11:50,630 -It's fascinating. 217 00:11:50,674 --> 00:11:51,980 -Yes, isn't it? 218 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,808 -You've got to admit, it is very strange. 219 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:54,547 -Strange, yeah- 220 00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:55,810 -Excuse me. 221 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,376 -Hey, doctor, what is this for, anyway? 222 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:01,032 -You wouldn't want to know. 223 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:10,302 -Knock knock. 224 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:11,956 -Come to read me my rights? 225 00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:22,053 -Is that one sugar, or two? 226 00:12:22,097 --> 00:12:22,837 -Two. 227 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,013 But I gave it up. 228 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,450 -I thought we gave those up, too. 229 00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:28,843 -Yeah, well. 230 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,366 I kicked one bad habit and picked up another. 231 00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:32,107 -Whoa, hey. 232 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,978 I came in here to give you some moral support. 233 00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:46,904 Don't you believe in fish that swim? 234 00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:48,514 -No. 235 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,212 They're just as pretty and I don't have to feed them. 236 00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:51,343 What about those corpses? 237 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,084 Do you believe me? 238 00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,347 -There's definitely something very weird going on here. 239 00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:56,609 -I'll say. 240 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:59,351 -Look, is there anything else that you 241 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:02,833 find strange about these guys? 242 00:13:02,877 --> 00:13:05,880 -You mean besides the fact that they won't stay dead? 243 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:06,663 -Yeah. 244 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,230 -Yes. 245 00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:09,666 I did turn up something unusual in their skin tissue. 246 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:10,885 -Like what? 247 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,451 -Trace quantities of sulfathiazole, 248 00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:14,845 a drug once used in bacterial infections. 249 00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:16,151 Pretty serious stuff. 250 00:13:21,112 --> 00:13:22,897 -Dante Pharmaceuticals. 251 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,988 -Recent purchaser of 50 kilos of sulfathiazole. 252 00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:28,032 -You do the talking, Roger. 253 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:29,207 I'm not sure how to phrase this. 254 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:30,730 -Well, let's just tell the truth. 255 00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:32,254 We're looking for someone who hijacks dead bodies 256 00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,778 and brings them back to life to rob jewelry stores. 257 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:44,875 Good afternoon. 258 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:46,137 Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow. 259 00:13:49,488 --> 00:13:50,750 Good afternoon. 260 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:51,969 Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow. 261 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,017 -Sorry to interrupt your erection, 262 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,062 pal, but we'd like to speak with the management 263 00:13:58,106 --> 00:13:58,802 of this facility. 264 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:06,331 -Ms. James to the front, please. 265 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,028 -Thank you. 266 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:29,789 -What can I do for yo? 267 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,401 -I'm Detective Mortis and this is Detective Bigelow, LAPD. 268 00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:36,709 Do you manage this facility? 269 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,929 -I'm in charge of public relations. 270 00:14:38,973 --> 00:14:39,669 Randi James. 271 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,107 -How do you do? 272 00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:44,935 -What's this all about, officer? 273 00:14:44,979 --> 00:14:47,068 -We're not at liberty to disclose the details, Ms. 274 00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:49,418 James, but we are interested in a recent purchase you 275 00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:51,855 made of a drug called sulfathiazole. 276 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,465 -And if you know any zombies. 277 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,380 -I beg your pardon? 278 00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:57,339 -What's the drug typically used for? 279 00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,602 -Quite a number of things. 280 00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:01,256 Let me show you our basic product line. 281 00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,741 Most of our products are over-the-counter items. 282 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:11,048 Not terribly interesting to the layman. 283 00:15:11,092 --> 00:15:14,922 Cosmetics, personal hygiene, toiletries and so on. 284 00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,533 Items everyone uses but nobody likes to talk about. 285 00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:19,883 -Tampons, hemorrhoid cream, stuff for crabs. 286 00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,058 -Among others. 287 00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:22,059 -Hello. 288 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:23,104 -Hi. 289 00:15:23,147 --> 00:15:24,192 -I'll do some research. 290 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,455 -Right this way, gentlemen. 291 00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:27,847 All of our products are thoroughly 292 00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:29,501 tested before release to the general public. 293 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:30,894 -Great. 294 00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,243 The dog gets skin cancer so we don't have to. 295 00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,202 -You were telling us about sulfathiazole. 296 00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:35,246 -Uh-- yes. 297 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,683 Nothing really special about it. 298 00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,468 It was widely used up until the '40s, when 299 00:15:39,511 --> 00:15:41,861 it was replaced by other compounds. 300 00:15:41,905 --> 00:15:43,298 We still use it as an antiseptic agent 301 00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:45,953 and an herbal skin ointment. 302 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,651 -I hope I don't offend you, but, uh-- you 303 00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:51,480 ever seen these guys before? 304 00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,394 -Never. 305 00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:54,222 No. 306 00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:55,745 I can't say I regret it, either. 307 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,441 -Hey, what's that? 308 00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:01,707 -Sad, but necessary. 309 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:04,623 When we have to kill an animal it goes in here. 310 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,364 The room is airtight. 311 00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:10,151 And a piston evacuates the air in a period of a few seconds. 312 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:12,762 The animal perishes quickly and quietly. 313 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,417 -Didn't I see one of these at Disneyland? 314 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,896 -Well that's just about it, gentlemen. 315 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,290 I don't know if I've been any help to you. 316 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:22,032 -Hey, what's in here? 317 00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:23,294 -Toxic waste products. 318 00:16:23,338 --> 00:16:26,994 Properly disposed of, I assure you. 319 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:29,170 -I think that's all we need to see. 320 00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:31,389 -You know, Ms. James, I gotta take a leak so bad 321 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:32,738 my teeth are floating. 322 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:33,696 Is there a little boys room around here? 323 00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,915 I just gotta-- go peepee. 324 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:36,829 -Down the hall. 325 00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,379 -No admittance my ass. 326 00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:58,433 The hell is this? 327 00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:15,972 -Well, thanks for all your help, Ms. James. 328 00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:18,801 -Not at all. 329 00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,933 -Listen, uh-- about my partner. 330 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:21,630 He's-- 331 00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:24,023 -A neanderthal? 332 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,286 -Yes. 333 00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:26,287 But a nice neanderthal. 334 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,418 -It's all right. 335 00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:30,769 The world's full of them. 336 00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:34,077 [gunshots] 337 00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:34,773 -No! 338 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:41,693 [alarm] 339 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,550 -What is this thing? 340 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:13,247 -Very ugly! 341 00:19:42,276 --> 00:19:44,495 -Doug! 342 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:45,192 Doug! 343 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:57,160 Help! 344 00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:22,403 Doug! 345 00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:23,142 Doug! 346 00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:43,554 Doug-- 347 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:17,022 -Roger! 348 00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:30,122 -What's going on here, Doug? 349 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:33,604 I heard on the radio there was a shooting. 350 00:21:33,648 --> 00:21:34,344 Doug, where's Roger? 351 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:41,917 -He, uh-- got locked in the decompression room. 352 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:47,096 Died the way dogs are supposed to die. 353 00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:54,321 If I'd just got that fucking door open-- 354 00:21:54,364 --> 00:21:55,278 -I have to see him, Doug. 355 00:21:58,803 --> 00:21:59,978 God, Roger. 356 00:22:00,022 --> 00:22:00,631 You thought you were indestructible. 357 00:22:03,504 --> 00:22:06,594 What exactly happened here, Doug? 358 00:22:06,637 --> 00:22:07,464 -Forget it, Becky. 359 00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:09,205 You wouldn't believe me. 360 00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:09,988 -Try me. 361 00:22:30,879 --> 00:22:34,273 They must use the sulfathiazole as some sort of preservative 362 00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,884 until they get them on here. 363 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:38,321 -Becky, can we just get the hell out of here, please? 364 00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:52,988 -This is how they do it, Doug. 365 00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:56,513 This is how they resurrect the dead. 366 00:22:56,557 --> 00:23:07,002 -Get outta here 367 00:23:07,045 --> 00:23:09,483 -Looks like he's in remarkably good condition. 368 00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:11,223 -He's dead, Becky. 369 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,703 -It doesn't matter, Doug. 370 00:23:12,747 --> 00:23:14,401 Someone has found a way to revitalize dead tissue, 371 00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:16,838 the way a starfish grows new limbs. 372 00:23:16,881 --> 00:23:19,710 After all, what really separates life from death? 373 00:23:19,754 --> 00:23:20,711 -But the soul, Becky. 374 00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,626 What about the soul? 375 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:25,368 -Looks like they may have found a way around that too, Doug. 376 00:23:28,806 --> 00:23:30,939 -And what if he wakes up like some mindless idiot? 377 00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:36,901 -Then I hope you'll shoot him in the head. 378 00:23:36,945 --> 00:23:37,641 -Thanks a lot. 379 00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:26,864 -Hi guys. 380 00:24:26,908 --> 00:24:28,170 -You're alive. 381 00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:31,042 -Course I'm alive. 382 00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:35,046 I must have taken a hell of a shot, there. 383 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,918 -Hey, uh, Roger? 384 00:24:36,961 --> 00:24:38,397 Roger, how you feeling? 385 00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:45,492 -I feel-- hey, what is this place? 386 00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:47,015 What are you doing here, Rebecca? 387 00:24:47,058 --> 00:24:48,320 -Roger, we'll explain that to yo later. 388 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:50,148 But please, just tell us how you feel. 389 00:24:53,282 --> 00:24:59,157 -Well-- come to think of it, I-- I feel terrific. 390 00:24:59,201 --> 00:24:59,897 I feel incredible. 391 00:25:03,945 --> 00:25:07,252 It's great to be alive! 392 00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:09,733 -Mortis, I thought you were dead. 393 00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,866 -Ah, sorry to disappoint you, doctor. 394 00:25:11,909 --> 00:25:15,130 -What's the last thing you remember? 395 00:25:15,173 --> 00:25:19,700 -Well, we were, uh-- we were at the research place. 396 00:25:19,743 --> 00:25:22,529 And, uh-- we were looking around. 397 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,013 And Doug was fighting this thing-- 398 00:25:29,057 --> 00:25:32,103 I got locked in that room, and-- I 399 00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:33,104 guess I must have blacked out. 400 00:25:36,325 --> 00:25:41,243 It was like I was rushing toward this weird light, or something. 401 00:25:41,286 --> 00:25:45,203 And then I looked down and I saw myself. 402 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:48,555 My body. 403 00:25:48,598 --> 00:25:51,906 Just lying there. 404 00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:53,298 And when I reached out to touch it, 405 00:25:53,342 --> 00:25:59,174 it was-- like I got hit with 10,000 volts. 406 00:25:59,217 --> 00:26:02,003 -Well, it's uncommon, but it's happened before. 407 00:26:02,046 --> 00:26:05,049 Clinically dead people reviving at the last possible moment. 408 00:26:05,093 --> 00:26:06,747 -Roger was dead for an hour. 409 00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:07,486 -What? 410 00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:08,836 -Don't you see? 411 00:26:08,879 --> 00:26:13,492 We literally brought him back-- oh my god. 412 00:26:13,536 --> 00:26:16,191 -What is it? 413 00:26:16,234 --> 00:26:17,540 -I'm not getting a heart beat. 414 00:26:17,584 --> 00:26:19,368 -Oh, don't be ridiculous. 415 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,587 Can I borrow those, please? 416 00:26:34,992 --> 00:26:37,299 Obviously there's something wrong with this thing. 417 00:26:37,342 --> 00:26:39,083 -Give me that damn thing. 418 00:26:39,127 --> 00:26:40,476 Something wrong with it. 419 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:51,618 You're faking it. 420 00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:53,620 He's faking it. 421 00:26:53,663 --> 00:26:55,099 I don't know what's going on here. 422 00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:58,015 But I want Mortis back in the lab for some tests. 423 00:26:58,059 --> 00:26:59,234 -He doesn't need tests. 424 00:26:59,277 --> 00:27:00,670 He's-- he's dead. 425 00:27:00,714 --> 00:27:02,106 -Dead? 426 00:27:02,150 --> 00:27:04,021 That's ridiculous. 427 00:27:04,065 --> 00:27:05,675 -Becky, we've both seen this guy shitfaced. 428 00:27:05,719 --> 00:27:07,677 He's looked a hell of a lot worse. 429 00:27:07,721 --> 00:27:08,852 -Listen, this is crazy. 430 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,985 I've never felt better in my life. 431 00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:12,813 -Without a heartbeat that's hard to believe. 432 00:27:12,856 --> 00:27:15,424 -Dr. Smythers, I have two corpses in the next room 433 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,644 that I doubt are going to make a comeback. 434 00:27:17,687 --> 00:27:18,993 Now, you'll know where I am after you've 435 00:27:19,036 --> 00:27:19,907 finished with this nonsense. 436 00:27:25,086 --> 00:27:28,045 -My god, you're cold. 437 00:27:28,089 --> 00:27:28,742 Ow! 438 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,145 What the hell is this? 439 00:27:46,629 --> 00:27:47,543 I cut the artery. 440 00:27:47,586 --> 00:27:48,718 How come I'm not bleeding? 441 00:27:56,421 --> 00:27:57,945 Now wait a minute. 442 00:27:57,988 --> 00:27:59,381 I'm no deader than you are. 443 00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:05,692 -Roger, it's the resurrection machine. 444 00:28:05,735 --> 00:28:07,563 -I still don't believe it. 445 00:28:07,606 --> 00:28:08,433 Sorry, Doug. 446 00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:10,305 I just don't believe it. 447 00:28:10,348 --> 00:28:12,873 -Minute by minute, Roger, that's the only way to take this. 448 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:14,744 It's the only way to live, anyhow. 449 00:28:14,788 --> 00:28:16,093 -Easy for you to say. 450 00:28:16,137 --> 00:28:18,095 -Roger, you haven't heard the worst of it. 451 00:28:18,139 --> 00:28:19,096 -I'm dead, Rebecca. 452 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,794 How much worse can it get? 453 00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:22,926 -I've been scanning the lab report. 454 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:26,060 The resurrection process has an unfortunate side effect. 455 00:28:26,103 --> 00:28:27,409 -Which is what? 456 00:28:27,452 --> 00:28:29,977 -Progressive decay of reanimated tissue. 457 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,543 Irreversible cell damage. 458 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:34,590 -You've got 10 to 12 hours, tops. 459 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:37,419 -And then what? 460 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:38,768 -All of the cells of your body will 461 00:28:38,812 --> 00:28:43,251 dissolve into a kind of organic stew. 462 00:28:43,294 --> 00:28:46,907 -Becky, can't you just pop him back in for a recharge? 463 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:49,910 -This thing isn't a toaster oven, Doug. 464 00:28:49,953 --> 00:28:50,867 Come back to the lab. 465 00:28:50,911 --> 00:28:52,913 Maybe we can do something. 466 00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:56,090 -The most important thing for me to do right now 467 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:57,744 is to nail whoever did this to me. 468 00:28:57,787 --> 00:28:59,484 You understand that, don't you? 469 00:28:59,528 --> 00:29:02,574 -I'll personally rip his heart out with my bare hands, Roger. 470 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,794 Hold the heart in the palm of my hand. 471 00:29:04,838 --> 00:29:07,666 We'll watch it stop beating together. 472 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:08,667 -That's good, Doug. 473 00:29:08,711 --> 00:29:11,018 But let's find him first. 474 00:29:11,061 --> 00:29:13,760 -Where do we start? 475 00:29:13,803 --> 00:29:15,196 -Let's find Randi James. 476 00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:16,197 -Roger-- 477 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,285 -We'll meet you at the lab. 478 00:29:17,328 --> 00:29:18,677 -10 to 12 hours. 479 00:29:18,721 --> 00:29:21,506 Don't throw it away. 480 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:24,727 -You know, the weird thing is, I feel fine. 481 00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:27,208 I feel like I could run in the Boston Marathon. 482 00:29:27,251 --> 00:29:28,252 -No you couldn't, Roger. 483 00:29:28,296 --> 00:29:30,341 It's not open to dead people. 484 00:29:30,385 --> 00:29:31,386 -You think they check? 485 00:29:31,429 --> 00:29:32,822 -Oh, they're very strict now. 486 00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:40,917 -Oh, shit. 487 00:29:40,961 --> 00:29:41,875 -What's the matter? 488 00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:43,441 -Find me a drugstore. 489 00:29:43,485 --> 00:29:44,355 I gotta fix my face. 490 00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:57,455 -So what color did you get? 491 00:29:57,499 --> 00:30:00,154 -Uh-- Mulberry Wine. 492 00:30:00,197 --> 00:30:02,634 -It's a good choice. 493 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:04,506 Brings out your eyes. 494 00:30:04,549 --> 00:30:07,030 -Go to hell. 495 00:30:07,074 --> 00:30:08,727 -Missed a spot. 496 00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:09,598 -Where? 497 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,642 -Right there. 498 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:11,687 -Don't touch it. 499 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,080 I almost got it straight here. 500 00:30:13,123 --> 00:30:16,997 -I love it when you get angry. 501 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,563 -How do women do this? 502 00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:19,782 -I don't know. 503 00:30:19,826 --> 00:30:21,523 Tribal memory, I guess. 504 00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:32,751 -Excuse me. 505 00:30:32,795 --> 00:30:34,014 You left without saying goodbye. 506 00:30:34,057 --> 00:30:34,841 -Let go of me. 507 00:30:34,884 --> 00:30:35,885 -Going on a trip? 508 00:30:35,929 --> 00:30:37,800 -Is it any of your business? 509 00:30:37,844 --> 00:30:39,628 What happened to you? 510 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,977 -I cut myself shaving. 511 00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:42,674 Mind if we ask you a whole lot of questions? 512 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:43,937 -Look, I don't know anything about what 513 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:44,938 happened in there today. 514 00:30:44,981 --> 00:30:48,419 I got scared and I left, OK? 515 00:30:48,463 --> 00:30:49,420 -Let's talk about it inside. 516 00:30:53,511 --> 00:30:55,600 -Hey, nice pad. 517 00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:58,168 -Now, would you mind telling us what this is all about? 518 00:30:58,212 --> 00:30:59,909 -I told you. 519 00:30:59,953 --> 00:31:02,607 I'm their public relations person. 520 00:31:02,651 --> 00:31:03,478 At least, I was. 521 00:31:03,521 --> 00:31:05,088 Until you two showed up. 522 00:31:05,132 --> 00:31:06,655 -How about if I work her over a bit? 523 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,091 -Oh, I get it. 524 00:31:08,135 --> 00:31:10,267 You're the tough cop. 525 00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:12,400 And your partner here, he's the nice cop. 526 00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:14,358 Because he's not too scary with lipstick on. 527 00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,277 -Ms. James, I got locked in that room where they kill 528 00:31:20,321 --> 00:31:22,584 the animals, and some nutcase decompressed me. 529 00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:24,542 So I am not in a very good mood. 530 00:31:24,586 --> 00:31:27,502 Now all I want is to find him. 531 00:31:30,984 --> 00:31:33,638 -I'm truly sorry. 532 00:31:33,682 --> 00:31:34,988 But I can't help you. 533 00:31:35,031 --> 00:31:38,121 I don't know anything. 534 00:31:38,165 --> 00:31:40,384 Hey, get out of there. 535 00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:42,169 -Looks like the lady's going somewhere. 536 00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:43,605 Extra panties. 537 00:31:43,648 --> 00:31:45,433 Dead giveaway. 538 00:31:45,476 --> 00:31:47,826 -Where were you headed, Ms. James? 539 00:31:47,870 --> 00:31:48,740 -Away from here. 540 00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:51,526 -Hey, what's this? 541 00:31:51,569 --> 00:31:53,180 -That's personal. 542 00:31:53,223 --> 00:31:56,139 -Must be a tape machine around here somewhere. 543 00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,184 Here we go. 544 00:32:02,711 --> 00:32:05,192 We have something on the monitor, captain. 545 00:32:05,235 --> 00:32:11,807 -Princess, this may be the last time that I ever talk to you. 546 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:14,636 And I want you to know certain things 547 00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:17,160 that I was unable to say until now. 548 00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:18,596 [gunshots] 549 00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:39,661 -Are you all right? 550 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:41,184 -Yeah. 551 00:32:41,228 --> 00:32:42,533 -Remember the good old days when guns killed people? 552 00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:44,013 -You're just jealous, that's all. 553 00:32:48,061 --> 00:32:49,018 Go for the door! 554 00:32:49,062 --> 00:32:50,802 -When? 555 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:51,499 -Now! 556 00:33:05,034 --> 00:33:06,470 -Where's this go? 557 00:33:06,514 --> 00:33:08,472 -Out back, to the patio! 558 00:34:49,007 --> 00:34:49,834 -That's really disgusting. 559 00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:01,498 -What the hell is going on? 560 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:03,805 -Kind of looks like somebody wants you dead. 561 00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:04,762 Just about managed it, too. 562 00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:05,633 -But why? 563 00:35:05,676 --> 00:35:06,851 I didn't do anything. 564 00:35:06,895 --> 00:35:07,983 -Maybe it's what you know. 565 00:35:08,026 --> 00:35:09,680 -I don't know a god damn thing. 566 00:35:09,724 --> 00:35:12,379 I-- I play tour guide and I write press releases. 567 00:35:15,164 --> 00:35:16,687 -Roger, you were underwater in that jacuzzi 568 00:35:16,731 --> 00:35:19,560 for five straight minutes. 569 00:35:19,603 --> 00:35:20,474 -That's right. 570 00:35:20,517 --> 00:35:21,910 I was. 571 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,912 -Can you teach my girlfriend how to do that? 572 00:35:27,568 --> 00:35:29,831 -Damn. 573 00:35:29,874 --> 00:35:32,573 They're dead. 574 00:35:32,616 --> 00:35:36,403 They always die on me. 575 00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:38,056 -I'd say there were extenuating circumstances. 576 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,188 -You don't understand. 577 00:35:39,232 --> 00:35:42,496 The blue damsels are my favorite. 578 00:35:42,539 --> 00:35:43,975 My favorites always die. 579 00:35:46,587 --> 00:35:51,244 -Princess, I hope you understand what I am trying to tell you. 580 00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:52,462 -Hey, I recognize that guy. 581 00:35:52,506 --> 00:35:54,029 If you have any further questions, 582 00:35:54,072 --> 00:35:58,076 just contact my lawyer. 583 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:04,648 And always remember how-- how very special you are. 584 00:36:04,692 --> 00:36:05,606 -That's Arthur Loudermilk. 585 00:36:05,649 --> 00:36:07,129 Didn't he just die? 586 00:36:07,173 --> 00:36:08,217 -Two weeks ago. 587 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:12,178 He's my father. 588 00:36:15,572 --> 00:36:18,271 Hey, why aren't you dead? 589 00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:19,707 Or even hurt? 590 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,753 -Kind of a long story. 591 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:24,364 They can't kill me. 592 00:36:24,407 --> 00:36:25,887 I'm dead already. 593 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,367 I'm a walking corpse. 594 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,499 Just like those killers. 595 00:36:29,543 --> 00:36:30,718 -This is nonsense. 596 00:36:30,761 --> 00:36:32,110 I can't deal with this. 597 00:36:32,154 --> 00:36:32,937 -Well, you're gonna have to deal with it! 598 00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:43,557 Look, Ms. James, we need your help. 599 00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:48,692 And I think that you need ours, too. 600 00:36:51,434 --> 00:36:52,130 Please. 601 00:36:55,612 --> 00:36:56,526 -All right. 602 00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:06,014 Dante Pharmaceuticals was my father's private think tank. 603 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,105 Anything that interested him, from mosquitoes to microchips, 604 00:37:10,148 --> 00:37:12,499 they researched it for him. 605 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,022 -So he bankrolled the resurrection project-- 606 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:14,718 -No! 607 00:37:14,762 --> 00:37:16,154 He wouldn't. 608 00:37:16,198 --> 00:37:20,768 -Use human leftovers to rob jewelry stores? 609 00:37:20,811 --> 00:37:22,291 -Go ahead. 610 00:37:22,335 --> 00:37:26,730 -Well, last week I did deliver some sulfathiazole. 611 00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:29,124 To a guy named Thule in Chinatown. 612 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,343 -Where in Chinatown? 613 00:37:30,386 --> 00:37:31,692 -Would you like me to write it down? 614 00:37:31,735 --> 00:37:32,562 -You don't have to. 615 00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:33,346 You're coming with us. 616 00:37:33,389 --> 00:37:34,172 -Oh, forget it. 617 00:37:34,216 --> 00:37:34,869 I know my rights. 618 00:37:34,912 --> 00:37:35,913 -Are you sure? 619 00:37:35,957 --> 00:37:37,175 Let me remind you, just in case. 620 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:38,525 You have the right to remain silent. 621 00:37:38,568 --> 00:37:39,569 Anything you say can be used against you-- 622 00:37:39,613 --> 00:37:41,310 -What are you doing? 623 00:37:41,354 --> 00:37:43,094 -Right now you are our primary suspect. 624 00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:45,923 Now, would you rather come with us, or cool your heels in jail? 625 00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:50,580 -All right. 626 00:37:50,624 --> 00:37:52,321 Hey, Roger, maybe you oughta get yourself a change of clothes. 627 00:37:52,365 --> 00:37:55,498 Being dead isn't something you should advertise. 628 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:57,457 -I might have something in my closet. 629 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:01,330 -Something for that unexpected overnight guest, Ms. James? 630 00:38:01,374 --> 00:38:05,334 -From an ex-boyfriend, Mr. Bigelow. 631 00:38:05,378 --> 00:38:07,467 A very ex. 632 00:38:47,768 --> 00:38:48,725 -DOUG: You OK in there, Roger? 633 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:52,860 -Great. 634 00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:57,081 Fabulous. 635 00:39:04,437 --> 00:39:05,089 Not a word. 636 00:39:09,398 --> 00:39:10,747 How many tickets is that this month so far? 637 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:13,359 -What the hell do you care? 638 00:39:13,402 --> 00:39:16,449 -Good point. 639 00:39:16,492 --> 00:39:18,320 -Roger, there's a place here's got great egg rolls. 640 00:39:18,364 --> 00:39:19,016 -Doug-- 641 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:20,627 -Egg foo young? 642 00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:21,932 -Doug, let's talk to this guy first and eat later, OK? 643 00:39:21,976 --> 00:39:23,107 -I'm dying for some chop suey. 644 00:39:27,111 --> 00:39:27,851 This is great. 645 00:39:27,895 --> 00:39:28,548 I am starving. 646 00:39:33,857 --> 00:39:35,119 -Good afternoon. 647 00:39:35,163 --> 00:39:36,425 Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow. 648 00:39:36,469 --> 00:39:37,992 We'd like to speak to Mr. Thule, please. 649 00:39:42,475 --> 00:39:43,737 Good afternoon. 650 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,303 Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow. 651 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:48,785 We'd like to speak with Mr. Thule, please. 652 00:40:01,537 --> 00:40:03,539 -Listen, Mongo, we're cops. 653 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,454 And if Thule's not out here in 10 seconds, 654 00:40:05,498 --> 00:40:07,369 we're gonna kick some honorable ass. 655 00:40:11,721 --> 00:40:13,636 -Ah, Ms. James. 656 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,116 Always a pleasure. 657 00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:17,118 -Mr. Thule, something terrible has happened. 658 00:40:17,161 --> 00:40:18,511 -Yes, I know. 659 00:40:18,554 --> 00:40:21,427 Are these your friends, the police detectives? 660 00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:23,298 -You got it right the first time, pops. 661 00:40:23,341 --> 00:40:24,517 -We're looking for the man who takes 662 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,649 deliveries from Dante Pharmaceuticals. 663 00:40:26,693 --> 00:40:28,346 -You have found him. 664 00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:29,870 How may I help you? 665 00:40:29,913 --> 00:40:31,132 -What did Dante send you? 666 00:40:33,656 --> 00:40:35,484 -Nothing of any importance. 667 00:40:35,528 --> 00:40:38,356 -It may be more important than you think. 668 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,447 -Your friend takes one more step, he'll find himself dead. 669 00:40:41,490 --> 00:40:43,927 -Life and death are both expressions 670 00:40:43,971 --> 00:40:46,060 of the same eternal spirit. 671 00:40:46,103 --> 00:40:48,715 -You oughta write fortune cookies, pal. 672 00:40:48,758 --> 00:40:50,151 -Let me illustrate. 673 00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:37,677 -I don't know what it is, but suddenly I've lost my appetite. 674 00:42:10,013 --> 00:42:11,014 That's it. 675 00:42:11,058 --> 00:42:12,842 From now on, I'm a vegetarian. 676 00:42:12,886 --> 00:42:14,061 All right. 677 00:42:14,104 --> 00:42:16,324 This little piggy's going to market. 678 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,763 That's gross. 679 00:42:20,807 --> 00:42:21,764 -Get off! 680 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,166 -You're kidding. 681 00:42:32,209 --> 00:42:33,210 Just one shit? 682 00:42:33,254 --> 00:42:34,603 -They're not all zombies, Doug. 683 00:42:49,226 --> 00:42:51,011 How do you fight this thing? 684 00:42:51,054 --> 00:42:52,447 -Maybe we could drown it in A1 sauce. 685 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,369 -Oh, no. 686 00:44:11,613 --> 00:44:12,396 -OK. 687 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,225 Now I'm gonna puke. 688 00:44:15,269 --> 00:44:16,923 -Thule's gone. 689 00:44:16,966 --> 00:44:19,708 -Guy makes one hell of a diversion, doesn't he? 690 00:44:19,752 --> 00:44:20,927 -Hey, you're hurt. 691 00:44:24,757 --> 00:44:25,801 -Lady, I'm fuckin' dead. 692 00:44:30,153 --> 00:44:31,981 -Well, that doesn't give you the right to be rude. 693 00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:43,601 -You know, you can never find anything good 694 00:44:43,645 --> 00:44:46,822 until you really trash a place. 695 00:44:46,866 --> 00:44:48,694 -Stumbling over any clues, detectives? 696 00:44:56,005 --> 00:44:58,399 [quacking] 697 00:44:58,442 --> 00:45:00,140 -Zombie duck heads. 698 00:45:00,183 --> 00:45:01,445 What a concept. 699 00:45:01,489 --> 00:45:03,143 -This could replace the whoopee cushion. 700 00:45:03,186 --> 00:45:06,189 -Imagine what you could do with a search warrant. 701 00:45:06,233 --> 00:45:07,451 -Hey, Doug. 702 00:45:07,495 --> 00:45:08,148 Doug. 703 00:45:13,022 --> 00:45:16,330 Look at this. 704 00:45:16,373 --> 00:45:17,853 -Dates and initials. 705 00:45:17,897 --> 00:45:18,811 What do you think it means? 706 00:45:18,854 --> 00:45:20,203 -I dunno. 707 00:45:20,247 --> 00:45:24,207 But that last one, APL-- Arthur P Loudermilk. 708 00:45:24,251 --> 00:45:26,993 -My father? 709 00:45:27,036 --> 00:45:29,125 Oh, god, you're right. 710 00:45:29,169 --> 00:45:30,692 He died on June 12. 711 00:45:30,736 --> 00:45:31,954 -This is a list of death dates. 712 00:45:31,998 --> 00:45:33,782 These folks are all recently deceased. 713 00:45:33,826 --> 00:45:34,870 -Who do you think they were? 714 00:45:34,914 --> 00:45:35,784 -One way to find out. 715 00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,240 -You're quite the seamstress. 716 00:45:57,284 --> 00:45:58,546 -Just hope it doesn't get infected. 717 00:46:01,462 --> 00:46:03,681 -Yeah, well, I'll take my chances. 718 00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:13,822 After you. 719 00:46:13,866 --> 00:46:15,128 -Thank you. 720 00:46:15,171 --> 00:46:16,869 -So this is what a library looks like, huh? 721 00:46:16,912 --> 00:46:18,348 You know I've never seen one of these things from the inside? 722 00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:25,312 -OK. 723 00:46:25,355 --> 00:46:27,009 These should cover the dates in question. 724 00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:30,839 -I got dibs on March. 725 00:46:30,883 --> 00:46:33,494 It's amazing, the people who died in the last three months. 726 00:46:33,537 --> 00:46:34,800 People I never even heard of. 727 00:46:34,843 --> 00:46:35,670 -Here's one. 728 00:46:35,713 --> 00:46:37,628 George Nelson Canfield. 729 00:46:37,672 --> 00:46:39,152 The denim king. 730 00:46:39,195 --> 00:46:42,546 Inventor of sweat to fit blue jeans. 731 00:46:42,590 --> 00:46:44,722 Died February 12. 732 00:46:44,766 --> 00:46:45,462 -Crap. 733 00:46:45,506 --> 00:46:46,681 -What is it? 734 00:46:46,724 --> 00:46:47,725 -The Lakers won yesterday, but they 735 00:46:47,769 --> 00:46:48,901 didn't make the point spread. 736 00:46:48,944 --> 00:46:52,905 I had 10 bucks riding on that game. 737 00:46:52,948 --> 00:46:54,341 -Here's another one. 738 00:46:54,384 --> 00:46:57,953 Oliver Lang, microchip wizard, March 4. 739 00:46:57,997 --> 00:46:59,172 -Here's another. 740 00:46:59,215 --> 00:47:01,043 Howard Davison, commodities broker. 741 00:47:01,087 --> 00:47:03,437 April 3. 742 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,265 You see any pattern? 743 00:47:05,308 --> 00:47:07,354 -They all sound like a bunch of wussies to me. 744 00:47:07,397 --> 00:47:08,790 -Yes. 745 00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:09,791 And they all had a nice hunk of disposable cash 746 00:47:09,835 --> 00:47:10,705 when they kicked off. 747 00:47:10,748 --> 00:47:11,967 -So rich dead people. 748 00:47:12,011 --> 00:47:12,881 What does it mean? 749 00:47:12,925 --> 00:47:14,491 -I'm not sure. 750 00:47:14,535 --> 00:47:17,059 But it looks like your father was one of the victims. 751 00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:17,886 -That's crazy. 752 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:26,329 -Well, this is not what you'd call a routine case. 753 00:47:26,373 --> 00:47:28,070 I guess they can have their obituaries back. 754 00:47:38,515 --> 00:47:39,821 -Hey, Rog, what's up, man? 755 00:47:39,865 --> 00:47:43,564 You look all freaked out all of a sudden. 756 00:47:43,607 --> 00:47:46,088 -These obituaries. 757 00:47:46,132 --> 00:47:47,394 They're writing new ones all the time. 758 00:47:49,962 --> 00:47:51,267 They're writing mine. 759 00:47:51,311 --> 00:47:51,964 -Hey, now. 760 00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:53,269 Take it easy. 761 00:47:53,313 --> 00:47:56,055 -Roger Mortis. 762 00:47:56,098 --> 00:47:57,883 Beloved husband to nobody, father 763 00:47:57,926 --> 00:48:04,933 of none, who always thought he'd go out in a blaze of glory. 764 00:48:04,977 --> 00:48:06,456 -Roger. 765 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,242 -I gotta get out of here. 766 00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:09,938 -Roger. 767 00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:16,423 Roger! 768 00:48:19,774 --> 00:48:20,427 Roger! 769 00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:31,786 Hey, Rog. 770 00:48:31,829 --> 00:48:33,483 That was quite a chase. 771 00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:36,008 Not bad for a guy in your condition. 772 00:48:36,051 --> 00:48:37,705 I guess being dead agrees with you. 773 00:48:40,969 --> 00:48:41,927 Come on, Rog. 774 00:48:41,970 --> 00:48:42,928 We don't got time for this. 775 00:48:49,673 --> 00:48:53,068 -I can't do it. 776 00:48:53,112 --> 00:48:56,898 I can't live a lifetime in six hours. 777 00:48:56,942 --> 00:48:59,596 -Nobody's got all the time they need, Roger. 778 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,293 Nobody. 779 00:49:03,818 --> 00:49:05,428 You remember when we were in training? 780 00:49:05,472 --> 00:49:07,561 They always told us you can't be a good cop 781 00:49:07,604 --> 00:49:09,780 if you're a dead cop. 782 00:49:09,824 --> 00:49:12,522 Here's your chance to prove them wrong. 783 00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:13,959 You're good. 784 00:49:14,002 --> 00:49:14,872 And you're dead. 785 00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:21,618 -I'm good and I'm dead. 786 00:49:21,662 --> 00:49:23,229 -Come on, Rog. 787 00:49:23,272 --> 00:49:27,973 Let's go find those suckers and trash their ass, man. 788 00:49:28,016 --> 00:49:29,713 Come on, Rog. 789 00:49:29,757 --> 00:49:30,410 -It's asses. 790 00:49:30,453 --> 00:49:31,715 It's plural. 791 00:49:31,759 --> 00:49:32,673 -It's plural? 792 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,027 -You know what I heard once? 793 00:49:39,071 --> 00:49:40,333 -What's that? 794 00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:42,030 -I heard that the population of the world 795 00:49:42,074 --> 00:49:45,816 is so big now that half of all the people who ever lived 796 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,993 are still alive today. 797 00:49:48,036 --> 00:49:48,994 -Come on. 798 00:49:49,037 --> 00:49:50,125 -It's true. 799 00:49:50,169 --> 00:49:51,344 If you took all the people who've 800 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:52,736 died since the beginning of history 801 00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:55,000 and all the people who are alive right now, 802 00:49:55,043 --> 00:49:57,872 it'd be about the same number. 803 00:49:57,915 --> 00:50:00,092 So if anybody ever asks you when you're gonna die, 804 00:50:00,135 --> 00:50:02,355 you can just say, well, I don't know. 805 00:50:02,398 --> 00:50:04,357 So far it's only happened to half of us. 806 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,403 -Not only that, if you multiply the population of Rhode Island 807 00:50:07,447 --> 00:50:09,492 by the square root of my ex-wife's weight-- 808 00:50:13,757 --> 00:50:15,585 -Well, you two sure know how to show a girl a good time. 809 00:50:15,629 --> 00:50:16,847 -Don't mention it. 810 00:50:16,891 --> 00:50:18,023 -Roger. 811 00:50:18,066 --> 00:50:20,068 I think I may have some good news. 812 00:50:20,112 --> 00:50:21,678 -Rebecca Smythers, Randi James. 813 00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:22,462 -Hello. 814 00:50:22,505 --> 00:50:23,115 Well. 815 00:50:23,158 --> 00:50:24,725 You work here? 816 00:50:24,768 --> 00:50:26,379 -Yes, actually, I do. 817 00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:30,774 -Rebecca's an expert in all sorts of forensic pathology. 818 00:50:30,818 --> 00:50:31,819 -My. 819 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,169 What a unique accomplishment. 820 00:50:34,213 --> 00:50:36,389 -Chillier than usual in here today. 821 00:50:36,432 --> 00:50:39,783 -Wherever did you find the time to make such a nice new friend? 822 00:50:39,827 --> 00:50:42,090 -Randi was head of PR for Dante Pharmaceuticals. 823 00:50:42,134 --> 00:50:43,091 -I see. 824 00:50:43,135 --> 00:50:45,050 -So what's the big news, Becky? 825 00:50:45,093 --> 00:50:47,922 -Sit up on the table. 826 00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:48,792 Some shirt. 827 00:50:48,836 --> 00:50:49,880 Unbutton it. 828 00:50:54,363 --> 00:50:56,278 Roger, you've been shot. 829 00:50:56,322 --> 00:50:57,627 -Oh, yeah. 830 00:50:57,671 --> 00:50:59,020 I meant to tell you about that. 831 00:50:59,064 --> 00:51:00,108 -It's amazing you lived as long as you did. 832 00:51:00,152 --> 00:51:00,891 So how are you feeling? 833 00:51:00,935 --> 00:51:01,675 -Great. 834 00:51:01,718 --> 00:51:05,026 Picture of health. 835 00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:07,028 -Subject Mortis comma Roger. 836 00:51:07,072 --> 00:51:11,250 Postmortem follow-up, July 6, approximate time, 18:45. 837 00:51:11,293 --> 00:51:12,773 -Do you have to talk into that thing? 838 00:51:12,816 --> 00:51:14,122 This is not an autopsy. 839 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:16,081 -Hey, Rog, you are dead. 840 00:51:16,124 --> 00:51:16,994 This is a morgue. 841 00:51:17,038 --> 00:51:18,561 She is a coroner. 842 00:51:18,605 --> 00:51:19,997 -Thanks. 843 00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:23,479 -87.2 degrees Fahrenheit. 844 00:51:23,523 --> 00:51:25,699 Since you've died you've been steadily cooling off. 845 00:51:25,742 --> 00:51:26,743 -So what's the verdict? 846 00:51:26,787 --> 00:51:29,224 How long have I got not to live? 847 00:51:29,268 --> 00:51:30,791 -Well, decomposition is progressing 848 00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:32,749 more rapidly than I'd hoped. 849 00:51:32,793 --> 00:51:35,100 It's even starting to show in your face. 850 00:51:35,143 --> 00:51:38,494 I'd say maybe three or four hours. 851 00:51:38,538 --> 00:51:40,844 -What the hell am I doing here? 852 00:51:40,888 --> 00:51:43,586 -Roger, I think I can buy you a chance. 853 00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,284 I found something in Dante's files 854 00:51:45,327 --> 00:51:48,069 about a-- a special process they've been testing to extend 855 00:51:48,113 --> 00:51:50,202 the resurrection period beyond 12 hours. 856 00:51:50,245 --> 00:51:52,204 -Can you guarantee that? 857 00:51:52,247 --> 00:51:53,640 -No. 858 00:51:53,683 --> 00:51:56,904 -Then I can't take that chance. 859 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,949 Rebecca, it's my job. 860 00:51:58,993 --> 00:51:59,907 -Your job? 861 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:00,908 Christ. 862 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,562 Haven't you leaned anything? 863 00:52:02,605 --> 00:52:05,130 You spent 10 years out on the street, risking your neck, 864 00:52:05,173 --> 00:52:07,654 and now you're dead and it's still not enough. 865 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:13,094 -Well, I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. 866 00:52:13,138 --> 00:52:14,922 -So, you two, what's next? 867 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,489 -I'm gonna take a look at Loudermilk's grave. 868 00:52:16,532 --> 00:52:18,926 Why don't you pay a call on Loudermilk's lawyer? 869 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,667 We'll hit the cemetery and meet you back at Randi's. 870 00:52:20,710 --> 00:52:22,234 -Uh, if you don't mind, I think I'll 871 00:52:22,277 --> 00:52:24,714 skip the trip to my father's resting place. 872 00:52:24,758 --> 00:52:26,107 -Oh, I mind very much. 873 00:52:26,151 --> 00:52:27,630 I want you where I can see you. 874 00:52:27,674 --> 00:52:28,327 -Ms. James. 875 00:52:31,373 --> 00:52:32,635 That chick digs me. 876 00:52:32,679 --> 00:52:33,288 -I could tell. 877 00:52:37,336 --> 00:52:39,120 -I'm not giving up hope, Roger. 878 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,866 -You go ahead, man. 879 00:52:45,909 --> 00:52:48,347 I'll catch up with you later at Randi's. 880 00:52:48,390 --> 00:52:49,086 -OK. 881 00:52:53,265 --> 00:52:55,397 Hey, nice wheels. 882 00:52:55,441 --> 00:52:58,226 Must be a lot of money in carving up dead people. 883 00:52:58,270 --> 00:53:00,663 -A little early for your postmortem, 884 00:53:00,707 --> 00:53:02,012 aren't you, detective? 885 00:53:02,056 --> 00:53:04,232 -Just stopped by to reserve a body bag. 886 00:53:04,276 --> 00:53:05,015 -Oh! 887 00:53:05,059 --> 00:53:06,103 That's very good. 888 00:53:06,147 --> 00:53:06,930 That-- oh-- 889 00:53:11,805 --> 00:53:13,850 -I love that guy. 890 00:53:13,894 --> 00:53:14,547 -I can tell. 891 00:53:30,954 --> 00:53:33,348 -Just over there on the right, Roger. 892 00:53:33,392 --> 00:53:35,350 -Maybe I should pick one out. 893 00:53:35,394 --> 00:53:37,352 I wonder if they take MasterCard. 894 00:53:42,879 --> 00:53:45,534 Nice place to spend the rest of your life. 895 00:53:45,578 --> 00:53:48,711 Swaying palms, the smell of jasmine. 896 00:53:48,755 --> 00:53:51,975 Quiet neighbors. 897 00:53:52,019 --> 00:53:53,412 -Very funny, Roger. 898 00:54:03,422 --> 00:54:06,338 Roger. 899 00:54:06,381 --> 00:54:07,339 What is it? 900 00:54:09,906 --> 00:54:10,559 -Shooting star. 901 00:54:18,611 --> 00:54:19,394 -So now what? 902 00:54:19,438 --> 00:54:21,831 I haven't got a key. 903 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,269 -Allow me. 904 00:54:24,312 --> 00:54:25,139 -Isn't that illegal? 905 00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:25,835 -Yeah. 906 00:54:50,382 --> 00:54:52,079 Looks like he's resting comfortably. 907 00:54:57,476 --> 00:55:00,566 What's your real relationship with Loudermilk, Randi? 908 00:55:00,609 --> 00:55:02,045 -What do you mean? 909 00:55:02,089 --> 00:55:04,309 -Outside it says Arthur P Loudermilk, 910 00:55:04,352 --> 00:55:06,398 beloved husband to Loretta. 911 00:55:06,441 --> 00:55:08,922 It doesn't mention any darling daughter. 912 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:19,933 -All right. 913 00:55:22,936 --> 00:55:26,418 I met him in the hospital. 914 00:55:26,461 --> 00:55:30,683 I was there for drug rehab, and he took me under his wing. 915 00:55:30,726 --> 00:55:32,380 -The daughter he never had? 916 00:55:32,424 --> 00:55:33,250 -Yeah. 917 00:55:33,294 --> 00:55:34,295 Yeah. 918 00:55:34,339 --> 00:55:35,470 And he got me that great house. 919 00:55:35,514 --> 00:55:37,037 And-- set me up with a job at Dante. 920 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,387 And I bet he never even knew what kind of snake hole 921 00:55:39,431 --> 00:55:41,171 he was dropping me in. 922 00:55:41,215 --> 00:55:42,477 -So this whole zombie thing came as a complete surprise to you. 923 00:55:42,521 --> 00:55:43,739 -I swear. 924 00:55:43,783 --> 00:55:45,437 You believe me, don't you? 925 00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:51,443 -Looks like he left something for us. 926 00:55:57,971 --> 00:55:59,929 Doug oughta be back by now. 927 00:56:08,982 --> 00:56:11,463 [tv playing] 928 00:56:11,506 --> 00:56:12,812 -Home sweet home. 929 00:56:12,855 --> 00:56:14,509 -Doug must have left the TV on. 930 00:56:27,783 --> 00:56:29,872 -I'll see if he's in the kitchen. 931 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:32,353 MAN ON TV: You knew who I was when I came here today. 932 00:56:32,397 --> 00:56:34,311 But you were surprised to see me alive, weren't you? 933 00:56:34,355 --> 00:56:35,791 But I'm not alive, Mrs. Phillips. 934 00:56:35,835 --> 00:56:38,272 Sure, I can stand here and talk to you. 935 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:39,752 I can breathe and I can move. 936 00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:40,796 But I'm not alive. 937 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,711 Because I did take that poison. 938 00:56:42,755 --> 00:56:44,017 And nothing can save me. 939 00:56:44,060 --> 00:56:45,497 WOMAN ON TV: What are you going to do? 940 00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:47,194 MAN ON TV: I tell you now, I have nothing to lose. 941 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,152 -No-- no, you've got to listen to me. 942 00:56:49,196 --> 00:56:50,415 You've got to give me a chance. 943 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:51,677 MAN ON TV: But I didn't have a chance. 944 00:56:55,202 --> 00:56:58,161 -Oh god. 945 00:56:58,205 --> 00:57:01,121 Roger? 946 00:57:01,164 --> 00:57:02,122 It's Doug. 947 00:57:15,614 --> 00:57:16,745 -Let's get him down. 948 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:41,683 Randi? 949 00:57:45,687 --> 00:57:48,124 Randi? 950 00:57:48,168 --> 00:57:49,125 -Sorry, Roger. 951 00:57:52,607 --> 00:57:54,391 I didn't want to tell you. 952 00:57:54,435 --> 00:57:56,872 I didn't think you'd understand. 953 00:57:56,916 --> 00:57:58,483 -What are you talking about? 954 00:57:58,526 --> 00:58:02,965 -I, uh-- lied about the drugs. 955 00:58:06,099 --> 00:58:10,538 I was in the hospital because I was dying, too. 956 00:58:15,456 --> 00:58:16,892 I was-- dead. 957 00:58:21,854 --> 00:58:23,290 -What do you mean? 958 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,900 -They brought me back, Roger. 959 00:58:24,944 --> 00:58:27,120 Just like you. 960 00:58:27,163 --> 00:58:29,339 Only they said I'd have a normal lifespan 961 00:58:29,383 --> 00:58:30,732 as long as I helped them. 962 00:58:35,998 --> 00:58:37,870 -Helped who? 963 00:58:37,913 --> 00:58:39,872 -They lied to me. 964 00:58:39,915 --> 00:58:40,873 -Who, Randi? 965 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:24,307 -I'm sorry, Roger. 966 00:59:51,770 --> 00:59:57,253 I'm sorry-- Roger-- please-- forgive me-- 967 01:00:33,725 --> 01:00:35,683 -Hello, this is Rebecca. 968 01:00:35,727 --> 01:00:37,337 -Rebecca, liste-- 969 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:40,383 -I'm not here to take your call, but leave me a message 970 01:00:40,427 --> 01:00:41,733 and I'll get back to you later on. 971 01:00:45,127 --> 01:00:46,607 -Rebecca, Doug's dead. 972 01:00:49,523 --> 01:00:50,916 Randi's dead. 973 01:00:50,959 --> 01:00:55,616 I wish-- well, I wish-- 974 01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:57,487 [beep] 975 01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:10,587 Wait a minute. 976 01:01:20,946 --> 01:01:23,122 Numbers to letters, numbers to letters. 977 01:01:27,648 --> 01:01:38,441 B-- O-- D-- Y-- body. 978 01:01:38,485 --> 01:01:39,921 Damn, that's it! 979 01:02:10,691 --> 01:02:13,172 [gun cocking] 980 01:02:13,215 --> 01:02:14,042 -Roger. 981 01:02:14,086 --> 01:02:15,087 What are you doing here? 982 01:02:15,130 --> 01:02:16,479 -What do you think, McNab? 983 01:02:16,523 --> 01:02:18,307 -You'll have to be more specific than that. 984 01:02:18,351 --> 01:02:19,482 -OK. 985 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:22,181 You want specific, here it comes. 986 01:02:22,224 --> 01:02:23,660 You killed me. 987 01:02:23,704 --> 01:02:25,140 And you killed Doug. 988 01:02:25,184 --> 01:02:26,533 And maybe you didn't kill Randy, but you should 989 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,882 have had the decency to let her stay dead. 990 01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:29,841 -What on Earth are you talking about? 991 01:02:29,884 --> 01:02:31,407 -Revenge, McNab. 992 01:02:31,451 --> 01:02:32,800 And you're on the receiving end unless you 993 01:02:32,844 --> 01:02:34,541 come up with some real fast answers. 994 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,803 -But-- but this doesn't make any sense. 995 01:02:35,847 --> 01:02:36,717 I was helping you. 996 01:02:36,761 --> 01:02:38,806 -I don't think so. 997 01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:41,156 Loudermilk's think tank built a machine for resurrecting 998 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,506 people, and you've been trying it out, haven't you? 999 01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:45,465 -That's absurd. 1000 01:02:45,508 --> 01:02:46,466 Oh, of course, Roger. 1001 01:02:46,509 --> 01:02:47,597 You're losing your mind. 1002 01:02:47,641 --> 01:02:49,077 Your brain is deteriorating. 1003 01:02:49,121 --> 01:02:50,557 -When you buried him alive Loudermilk 1004 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,819 wanted to point the finger at you, 1005 01:02:51,863 --> 01:02:53,038 but he was afraid to write Ernest McNab 1006 01:02:53,081 --> 01:02:54,953 in case you came back and erased it. 1007 01:02:54,996 --> 01:02:57,129 So he tried something just a little bit subtler. 1008 01:02:57,172 --> 01:02:58,870 It's a coded message. 1009 01:02:58,913 --> 01:03:02,438 Using the numbers to letters scheme found on any telephone. 1010 01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,310 Here's what it spells. 1011 01:03:04,353 --> 01:03:06,138 Body doc. 1012 01:03:06,181 --> 01:03:09,141 Sounds a bit like you, doesn't it? 1013 01:03:09,184 --> 01:03:12,057 -Well, that's what happens when you die, Roger. 1014 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,624 Your synapses misfire, leading to all sorts 1015 01:03:14,668 --> 01:03:16,844 of demented conclusions. 1016 01:03:16,888 --> 01:03:18,541 -My mind, McNab, has never been sharper. 1017 01:03:21,196 --> 01:03:22,458 Neither has my aim. 1018 01:03:22,502 --> 01:03:24,025 -Son of a bitch. 1019 01:03:24,069 --> 01:03:26,854 -How many others have you buried alive, McNab? 1020 01:03:26,898 --> 01:03:27,768 Canfield? 1021 01:03:27,812 --> 01:03:29,726 The Blue Jeans King? 1022 01:03:29,770 --> 01:03:31,467 Oliver Lang? 1023 01:03:31,511 --> 01:03:33,165 Howard Preston? 1024 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:36,081 You take their money and you brick them up, is that it? 1025 01:03:36,124 --> 01:03:36,864 -That's a lie! 1026 01:03:36,908 --> 01:03:38,431 -Nice watch. 1027 01:03:38,474 --> 01:03:40,215 Nice ring, too. 1028 01:03:40,259 --> 01:03:42,217 I got a hell of a hunch if we wanted to we could trace them 1029 01:03:42,261 --> 01:03:45,438 both back to those jewelry store hold-ups. 1030 01:03:45,481 --> 01:03:46,700 -Give me that! 1031 01:03:46,743 --> 01:03:47,832 -When you resurrected those robbers 1032 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,572 you wanted to test them. 1033 01:03:49,616 --> 01:03:53,272 So you sent them out to do what they do best-- rob something. 1034 01:03:53,315 --> 01:03:55,578 And when I stumbled onto all this you murdered me. 1035 01:03:55,622 --> 01:03:56,710 -Circumstantial evidence. 1036 01:03:56,753 --> 01:03:57,972 Wouldn't hold up in any court. 1037 01:03:58,016 --> 01:03:59,931 -I'm not waiting for any courts, McNab. 1038 01:03:59,974 --> 01:04:00,670 -Roger. 1039 01:04:00,714 --> 01:04:01,367 Roger. 1040 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:02,411 I can help you. 1041 01:04:02,455 --> 01:04:03,630 -Like you helped Randi James? 1042 01:04:08,635 --> 01:04:09,636 -Good evening, doctor. 1043 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:10,811 -Well, it's about time! 1044 01:04:10,855 --> 01:04:11,856 Where the hell have you been? 1045 01:04:11,899 --> 01:04:13,118 This bastard almost killed me. 1046 01:04:13,161 --> 01:04:16,556 Give me my diamond ring. 1047 01:04:16,599 --> 01:04:19,472 You see, Roger, every job has its little perks. 1048 01:04:19,515 --> 01:04:21,474 It just takes a while to discover them. 1049 01:04:21,517 --> 01:04:22,692 -No amount of money is gonna make up 1050 01:04:22,736 --> 01:04:25,913 for what happens to you, McNab. 1051 01:04:25,957 --> 01:04:29,177 -It seems our detective is in rather poor condition. 1052 01:04:29,221 --> 01:04:31,179 -Not as poor as you'll be, Thule. 1053 01:04:31,223 --> 01:04:31,919 -Silence him. 1054 01:04:35,096 --> 01:04:37,533 Thank you. 1055 01:04:37,577 --> 01:04:40,188 How do you wish this man killed? 1056 01:04:40,232 --> 01:04:41,798 -Roger, I've come to love you like a son. 1057 01:04:41,842 --> 01:04:44,236 You're honest, trustworthy, dependable. 1058 01:04:44,279 --> 01:04:45,977 Like a frigging boy scout. 1059 01:04:50,198 --> 01:04:51,896 Ironic, isn't it, Roger? 1060 01:04:51,939 --> 01:04:54,942 You're gonna spend your last moments on Earth inches 1061 01:04:54,986 --> 01:04:57,379 from freedom, right here in front of the county morgue. 1062 01:04:57,423 --> 01:05:00,469 -For this very reason, doctor, we should waste no time. 1063 01:05:00,513 --> 01:05:01,296 -Yeah, yeah. 1064 01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:02,254 Put him in the van. 1065 01:05:02,297 --> 01:05:02,950 Lock him to the side rail. 1066 01:05:09,826 --> 01:05:12,133 I hope you don't mind sharing the bed space. 1067 01:05:16,877 --> 01:05:17,704 Yes. 1068 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:19,010 I know it's a nuisance. 1069 01:05:19,053 --> 01:05:20,707 But then Smythers was always a nuisance. 1070 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,839 -I'll send you to hell, McNab. 1071 01:05:22,883 --> 01:05:25,364 You can't keep me here! 1072 01:05:25,407 --> 01:05:27,714 -This van is lined in stainless steel. 1073 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:30,630 Soundproof, in case you're thinking of calling for help. 1074 01:05:30,673 --> 01:05:31,805 And it's custom made. 1075 01:05:31,848 --> 01:05:33,676 The perfect place to disintegrate. 1076 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,985 Which I figure will happen in precisely 45 minutes. 1077 01:05:38,029 --> 01:05:39,030 -Let's go, doctor. 1078 01:05:39,073 --> 01:05:40,335 We're expected back at the lab. 1079 01:05:40,379 --> 01:05:40,988 -Yes, yes. 1080 01:05:41,032 --> 01:05:41,771 Get the door. 1081 01:05:41,815 --> 01:05:43,991 Get the door. 1082 01:05:44,035 --> 01:05:44,992 Happy trails, Roger. 1083 01:06:04,446 --> 01:06:06,971 -Well, Rebecca, I always thought we'd end up together. 1084 01:06:07,014 --> 01:06:09,016 But never like this. 1085 01:06:30,081 --> 01:06:30,777 Rebecca? 1086 01:06:34,259 --> 01:06:43,529 You and I-- are going-- for a ride. 1087 01:07:16,344 --> 01:07:17,824 This is gonna be great. 1088 01:07:37,235 --> 01:07:38,149 -Holy shit! 1089 01:07:41,195 --> 01:07:42,675 -Whoa-- yeah! 1090 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:32,855 -Jesus H Christ. 1091 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:41,255 -Take it easy, mister. 1092 01:08:41,299 --> 01:08:42,256 You're not well. 1093 01:08:48,219 --> 01:08:49,176 -Hold it. 1094 01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:50,177 That's far enough. 1095 01:08:57,358 --> 01:08:58,054 -Detective Mortis. 1096 01:08:58,098 --> 01:09:00,187 Homicide. 1097 01:09:00,231 --> 01:09:02,668 -You're-- you're a cop? 1098 01:09:02,711 --> 01:09:03,321 -Surprise. 1099 01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:08,326 I need your gun, officer. 1100 01:09:16,377 --> 01:09:17,291 Thank you. 1101 01:09:41,837 --> 01:09:44,579 -Ladies and gentlemen, last wee all of us 1102 01:09:44,623 --> 01:09:47,539 were shocked and saddened by the news 1103 01:09:47,582 --> 01:09:50,890 of the untimely death of Arthur P Loudermilk. 1104 01:09:50,933 --> 01:09:52,848 I would like to take this opportunity 1105 01:09:52,892 --> 01:09:55,068 to review his many accomplishments. 1106 01:09:57,766 --> 01:10:02,510 But wait-- why not let Arthur tell you himself? 1107 01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:04,425 Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur P Loudermilk. 1108 01:10:11,127 --> 01:10:15,523 -Friends and associates, how nice to see you again. 1109 01:10:15,567 --> 01:10:17,264 -I saw you buried, Arthur. 1110 01:10:17,308 --> 01:10:18,918 Damn it, I saw you buried! 1111 01:10:18,961 --> 01:10:22,138 -Oh, I'm afraid you have been misled, Walter. 1112 01:10:22,182 --> 01:10:26,360 The man in my grade is a, um-- volunteer, 1113 01:10:26,404 --> 01:10:30,712 personally selected by Dr. McNab. 1114 01:10:30,756 --> 01:10:33,019 As you will see, ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration 1115 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,543 that you are about to witness makes 1116 01:10:35,587 --> 01:10:38,198 burial somewhat unnecessary. 1117 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:56,129 Would you become the world's largest jet manufacturer 1118 01:10:56,172 --> 01:10:58,000 just so that you could leave your fortune 1119 01:10:58,044 --> 01:11:02,353 to a wolf pack, scavenging relatives? 1120 01:11:02,396 --> 01:11:06,095 Gertrude Bellman, are you prepared to become a memorial 1121 01:11:06,139 --> 01:11:09,360 plaque on the cornerstone of a library building? 1122 01:11:09,403 --> 01:11:12,014 -We all die, Arthur. 1123 01:11:12,058 --> 01:11:16,280 -Rest assured, Gertrude, that you can afford not to. 1124 01:11:16,323 --> 01:11:18,717 -How many of those rich bozos do you suppose he's got in there 1125 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,719 tonight, eh? 1126 01:11:20,762 --> 01:11:22,242 -Isn't it frustrating? 1127 01:11:22,286 --> 01:11:25,245 All of that money, all of that raw power, 1128 01:11:25,289 --> 01:11:29,554 just within your grasp-- and then it's all gone. 1129 01:11:29,597 --> 01:11:30,946 Poof. 1130 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,992 Suddenly you're six foot under, and a mob 1131 01:11:33,035 --> 01:11:35,037 of money-grubbing nobodies are devouring 1132 01:11:35,081 --> 01:11:39,520 all that is yours like rodents after a lump of cheese. 1133 01:11:39,564 --> 01:11:41,087 Isn't it sad? 1134 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,480 Everybody dies. 1135 01:11:42,523 --> 01:11:43,524 Rich and poor. 1136 01:11:43,568 --> 01:11:46,179 Death doesn't discriminate. 1137 01:11:46,222 --> 01:11:47,528 At least, not until now. 1138 01:11:47,572 --> 01:11:48,877 -This is ridiculous. 1139 01:11:48,921 --> 01:11:51,924 -Well, let's face it. 1140 01:11:51,967 --> 01:11:54,100 Poor people are supposed to die. 1141 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,363 But the same rule doesn't apply to us. 1142 01:11:56,407 --> 01:11:57,712 We're rich. 1143 01:11:57,756 --> 01:12:00,367 God wants us to live forever. 1144 01:12:00,411 --> 01:12:04,632 And even if he doesn't, we can always buy him off. 1145 01:12:04,676 --> 01:12:07,592 It'll cost all of you half of your fortune. 1146 01:12:07,635 --> 01:12:09,507 But you have forever to make it back. 1147 01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:44,237 Think of what I'm offering, sir. 1148 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,630 Life without end. 1149 01:12:45,673 --> 01:12:48,241 Your personal savings compounded daily 1150 01:12:48,284 --> 01:12:51,157 for a million glorious years. 1151 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,551 -What's your gimmick, Arthur? 1152 01:12:53,594 --> 01:12:54,508 -No gimmick. 1153 01:12:54,552 --> 01:12:55,814 Eternal life. 1154 01:12:55,857 --> 01:12:57,206 -Bullshit. 1155 01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,774 -Well, I know that it's absurd, impossible. 1156 01:12:59,818 --> 01:13:02,908 But aside from the proof of my being here, 1157 01:13:02,951 --> 01:13:06,912 I have planned for you a very graphic little demonstration. 1158 01:13:06,955 --> 01:13:10,524 This man has been dead for hours. 1159 01:13:10,568 --> 01:13:11,482 Come on. 1160 01:13:11,525 --> 01:13:12,570 Inspect him for yourself. 1161 01:13:20,752 --> 01:13:22,318 -Sit down. 1162 01:13:22,362 --> 01:13:24,320 -Well, now that you are satisfied with this poor man's 1163 01:13:24,364 --> 01:13:27,367 unfortunate condition, I would like to treat you 1164 01:13:27,411 --> 01:13:31,415 to a little product demonstration. 1165 01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:32,981 Dr. McNab, if you would. 1166 01:13:33,025 --> 01:13:34,722 -Of course. 1167 01:13:34,766 --> 01:13:37,551 -This model incorporates all of our most advanced refinements. 1168 01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:41,642 The first to afford eternal life without any limitations. 1169 01:14:52,278 --> 01:14:53,235 -That's OK. 1170 01:14:53,279 --> 01:14:56,674 Don't get up. 1171 01:14:56,717 --> 01:14:58,502 -Get him, get him, get him! 1172 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,210 -I told you not to get up. 1173 01:15:53,295 --> 01:15:54,732 -What do you want? 1174 01:15:54,775 --> 01:15:57,169 -Not you, old man. 1175 01:15:57,212 --> 01:15:57,996 I want him. 1176 01:15:58,039 --> 01:15:59,084 You're dead, McNab. 1177 01:15:59,127 --> 01:16:00,781 You're even deader than I am. 1178 01:16:00,825 --> 01:16:03,784 -Oh, I don't think so. 1179 01:16:03,828 --> 01:16:04,480 -Doug. 1180 01:16:10,356 --> 01:16:12,227 Doug, you're alive. 1181 01:16:12,271 --> 01:16:14,578 -He can't understand a word you said, Roger. 1182 01:16:14,621 --> 01:16:16,536 He's been brain-dead too long. 1183 01:16:16,580 --> 01:16:20,627 Which means that he's mindless and totally obedient. 1184 01:16:20,671 --> 01:16:22,716 Kill this guy, would you? 1185 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,631 -Kill this guy, would you? 1186 01:16:24,675 --> 01:16:26,328 -Now, Doug, stop. 1187 01:16:26,372 --> 01:16:27,112 Doug, it's me. 1188 01:16:27,155 --> 01:16:28,069 It's me, Roger. 1189 01:16:28,113 --> 01:16:29,331 -Kill this guy, would you? 1190 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:30,028 -Doug. 1191 01:16:30,071 --> 01:16:30,724 Doug, don't. 1192 01:16:30,768 --> 01:16:31,464 -Kill this guy-- 1193 01:16:31,507 --> 01:16:32,160 -Doug-- 1194 01:16:32,204 --> 01:16:32,857 -Would you? 1195 01:16:36,251 --> 01:16:37,644 -Hey, Doug. 1196 01:16:37,688 --> 01:16:40,255 Do you realize we both have the same death day? 1197 01:16:40,299 --> 01:16:41,343 Doug, you know what we could do? 1198 01:16:41,387 --> 01:16:42,823 We could throw a death day party. 1199 01:16:42,867 --> 01:16:44,172 We could invite all our friends. 1200 01:16:44,216 --> 01:16:46,087 Get really ripped. 1201 01:16:46,131 --> 01:16:47,654 -Well, do something! 1202 01:16:47,698 --> 01:16:48,873 -Kill him! 1203 01:16:48,916 --> 01:16:50,788 Come on, you brain-dead son of a bitch. 1204 01:16:50,831 --> 01:16:54,182 -Doug-- remember the lipstick? 1205 01:16:54,226 --> 01:16:56,141 Mulberry Wine? 1206 01:16:56,184 --> 01:16:59,405 Brings out my eyes? 1207 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:01,973 -Roger? 1208 01:17:02,016 --> 01:17:03,801 Roger! 1209 01:17:03,844 --> 01:17:07,195 The Hi, Doug. 1210 01:17:07,239 --> 01:17:08,806 Welcome to zombie land. 1211 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,593 -Roger. 1212 01:17:13,637 --> 01:17:19,381 He said I should-- he said I should hurt you. 1213 01:17:19,425 --> 01:17:24,169 But I'm gonna hurt him. 1214 01:17:24,212 --> 01:17:26,519 -Kill that guy, would you? 1215 01:17:26,562 --> 01:17:27,520 -Oh, no. 1216 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:36,877 -Kill him. 1217 01:17:36,921 --> 01:17:38,662 Why can't you kill him? 1218 01:17:38,705 --> 01:17:40,620 -Shut up, you old fart! 1219 01:17:49,890 --> 01:17:52,545 Oh, no, you bastards aren't gonna take me. 1220 01:17:55,591 --> 01:17:58,682 -You cheated me. 1221 01:17:58,725 --> 01:18:03,034 God damn you, McNab, you cheated me! 1222 01:18:03,077 --> 01:18:03,730 -It's over, Rog. 1223 01:18:03,774 --> 01:18:04,731 Forget it, man. 1224 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:09,780 -Not just yet. 1225 01:18:37,590 --> 01:18:38,983 Hi, doc. 1226 01:18:39,026 --> 01:18:40,985 You want to see what happens when 1227 01:18:41,028 --> 01:18:42,943 you resurrect somebody twice? 1228 01:18:42,987 --> 01:18:43,944 -Not really. 1229 01:18:48,949 --> 01:18:50,385 -Oh, no! 1230 01:18:50,429 --> 01:18:51,691 No! 1231 01:18:51,735 --> 01:18:52,387 No! 1232 01:18:57,828 --> 01:18:58,785 -No, wait. 1233 01:18:58,829 --> 01:19:00,700 Save the machine! 1234 01:19:00,744 --> 01:19:02,180 It's short-circuiting! 1235 01:19:02,223 --> 01:19:04,138 We can fix it! 1236 01:19:04,182 --> 01:19:05,923 I can make you normal again! 1237 01:19:05,966 --> 01:19:06,967 Immortal! 1238 01:19:07,011 --> 01:19:08,882 I'll give you anything you want! 1239 01:19:08,926 --> 01:19:09,578 Money! 1240 01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:10,275 Power! 1241 01:19:10,318 --> 01:19:11,580 Eternal life! 1242 01:19:11,624 --> 01:19:14,540 Riches beyond your wildest dreams! 1243 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,976 Just save the machine! 1244 01:19:28,859 --> 01:19:29,816 No! 1245 01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:31,339 No! 1246 01:19:31,383 --> 01:19:33,298 No! 1247 01:19:33,341 --> 01:19:34,299 Wait! 1248 01:19:34,342 --> 01:19:36,780 Wait, you don't understand! 1249 01:19:36,823 --> 01:19:38,999 You'll live forever! 1250 01:19:39,043 --> 01:19:39,739 Forever! 1251 01:19:43,787 --> 01:19:45,919 -Man, Roger, you are a mess. 1252 01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:47,834 I've seen meatloaf that looks better than you. 1253 01:19:47,878 --> 01:19:49,531 -You're not exactly a Forest Lawn 1254 01:19:49,575 --> 01:19:52,143 poster child yourself, Doug. 1255 01:19:52,186 --> 01:19:55,146 Hey, we really trashed their ass, didn't we? 1256 01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:58,149 -That's asses, Roger. 1257 01:19:58,192 --> 01:20:00,281 Hey, Rog, you think we'll be reincarnated? 1258 01:20:00,325 --> 01:20:01,456 -As what? 1259 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,327 -I dunno. 1260 01:20:02,370 --> 01:20:03,371 Maybe you get a choice. 1261 01:20:03,415 --> 01:20:04,764 You can be whatever you want. 1262 01:20:04,808 --> 01:20:05,765 -Oh, you mean like a statesman or a president 1263 01:20:05,809 --> 01:20:07,288 or a prize-winning novelist? 1264 01:20:07,332 --> 01:20:08,637 -Personally, I'd like to come back 1265 01:20:08,681 --> 01:20:10,596 as the seat on a girl's bike. 1266 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,467 -Now that is truly inspiring. 1267 01:20:12,511 --> 01:20:13,729 -Thank you. 1268 01:20:13,773 --> 01:20:14,600 -You know, Doug? 1269 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,080 -What's that? 1270 01:20:16,123 --> 01:20:17,037 -This could be the end of a beautiful friendship. 1271 01:20:22,477 --> 01:20:24,871 [music playing]