1 00:01:04,567 --> 00:01:05,467 Thank you. 2 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:07,933 Ticket. 3 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,333 Guy? 4 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:10,433 Guy Jones 5 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,333 Yes. 6 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:12,067 I'm Hilda. 7 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:13,400 Hilda Shaw. 8 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,633 Hilda, of course. 9 00:01:14,733 --> 00:01:15,800 How nice to see you. 10 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,633 On your holidays are you? 11 00:01:17,733 --> 00:01:19,467 No, I'm coming to live here. 12 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:22,900 My firm transferred me after, um... 13 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,767 I'm sorry, was sad. 14 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:25,900 Yes. 15 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,867 I heard about it from our Kevin. 16 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:28,967 Yes. 17 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm meeting my friend, Dylis. 18 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,067 Dylis, Dylis Ketchridge. 19 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:34,000 Yes, Ms. Shaw. 20 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:34,933 Hello, Dylis. 21 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:36,233 Nice to see you. 22 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,333 Let me take this for you. 23 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:38,553 We'll put it on the trolley. 24 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,467 Right. 25 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,633 Taxi? 26 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,200 Tax, Tax, Taxi? 27 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,067 Excuse me. 28 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:21,533 I'm looking for New Steps. 29 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,933 New Steps, just there. 30 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:25,033 OK. 31 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:26,533 Thank you. OK. 32 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:27,633 I'm home. 33 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,067 Mr. Jones. 34 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,500 Great. 35 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:10,633 Thank you, Mrs. Bawden. 36 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:13,267 I expect there's a nice view. 37 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,033 Yes. 38 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:15,133 Thank you so much. 39 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,600 Morning. 40 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,967 Morning. 41 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,600 Go in with the staff. 42 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,667 Ms. Powers, I want you to meet Mr. Jones our new colleague. 43 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,033 I'm the new guy. 44 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,500 Hi darling! 45 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:51,933 Meet people. 46 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:52,933 Have fun. 47 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:54,533 The Beggar's Opera. 48 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,600 Scott-Bla-3-7-8-1-7-0 49 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:13,600 Hello. 50 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,133 My name's Guy Jones. 51 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:18,000 I was calling about your advertisement. 52 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,933 Are you looking for somebody? 53 00:05:54,033 --> 00:05:55,267 Yes. 54 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:56,400 Mr. Jones. 55 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,967 - We haven't any Mr. Jones here. - No, no, no. 56 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:01,200 I'm, I'm Mr. Jones. 57 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,867 I- I-I-I'm looking for Mr. Llewellyn. 58 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:08,033 Mr. Mr. Mr. D. Ap. 59 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:08,967 Llewellyn. 60 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:11,633 Is he expecting you? 61 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:12,533 Well, yes, yes. 62 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,033 Wait there then. 63 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,200 Dafydd, there's someone to see you. 64 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:27,033 Fa, la. 65 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:28,033 My dear, chap. 66 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:30,133 I'm so sorry! 67 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:32,100 I'm deeply sorry. 68 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,833 I knew you were coming. 69 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:35,167 I wrote down you were coming. 70 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:37,833 Well, just slipped my mind, see. 71 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:40,033 Dafydd Ap Llewellyn. 72 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,533 Good of you to come along, boy. 73 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:45,067 We're just on our first stages of rehearsal, see? 74 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,700 Broken for tea for 10 minutes. 75 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,667 Mr. Ames! 76 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:51,833 Have you brought something along to sing about? 77 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,200 Well, I, I did... 78 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,476 Otherwise we've got plenty of bits and pieces 79 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,833 here lying around. 80 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:58,343 And of course, Mr. Ames, he's in set too key then choose a key, 81 00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:00,700 choose a tune, choose a tempo, anything. 82 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,900 What the bloody elegy. 83 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,300 Mr. Ames! 84 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,467 There you are. 85 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:07,500 Mr. Ames, this is Mr.... 86 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,200 Jones. 87 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,367 Not Welsh, are you? 88 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:11,300 No, no. 89 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,600 From Leeds. 90 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,700 Leeds? 91 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,167 Originally from Leeds. 92 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:18,967 Rich, this is our Mr. Ames. 93 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:22,133 Mr. Ames, Mr. Jones is going to sing for us. 94 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,500 Give us an idea of his range and intonation. 95 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,633 Which is a polite way of saying, can he sing in tune? 96 00:07:29,733 --> 00:07:31,567 If not, welcome to the clown. 97 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,800 Ha, ha. 98 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,400 Right, shall we ask Mr. Ames to rifle 99 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,200 through his golden treasure chest of memories. 100 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,433 No, I, I, I, I brought something. 101 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:40,367 Just a second. 102 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:42,000 What of King and I, fancy that? 103 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,667 No, no, no, no, please. 104 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,933 West Side Story? 105 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,300 Oklahoma? 106 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,676 How about the Merry Widow, then? 107 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,733 Then that's a good one. 108 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,600 La dee La dee La da. 109 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,533 Here we are. 110 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,033 No, I found it. 111 00:07:58,133 --> 00:08:00,233 Shouldn't have splashed out like that one. 112 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,333 Not just for an audition. 113 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:06,333 Here we are, Mr. Ames. 114 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:08,900 Second act of Tannhauser by the look of it. 115 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,233 Don't mind us Mr. Jones, 116 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:15,133 you'll get used to it, possibly. 117 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,100 What have we got here? 118 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,000 Do you still claim you're not Welsh? 119 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,000 Do you see that, Mr. Ames? 120 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,800 All Through The Night. 121 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,967 Ar Hyd y Nos. 122 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,400 It's the only song I... 123 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,700 Well, my mother used to sing it to me. 124 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,300 Your mother's Welsh then? 125 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,033 No. 126 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,333 Bring her down anyway. 127 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,433 Bring her down next time with you boy. 128 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:39,367 She's dead. 129 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:41,033 Well. 130 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:42,833 Too late, then. 131 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,133 Sad. 132 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,900 Can you play that, you think, Mr. Ames? 133 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,500 Yes, my mother used to sing it. 134 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,167 We're starting again? 135 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:52,367 Dafydd's auditioning a new recruit. 136 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:53,867 I don't know where he find them. 137 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,100 I really don't. 138 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,967 Million dollar question, Mr. Jones. 139 00:08:57,067 --> 00:09:01,867 Are you going to sing this in Welsh or in English? 140 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,800 In English if that's all right. 141 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:06,233 It's like Pomp 142 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,400 and Circumstance in Japanese! 143 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,100 If you must. 144 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,067 Take it away, Mr. Ames. 145 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,800 Holl amrantau'r ser 146 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,867 ddywedant Ar hyd y nos. 147 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:26,667 I'm sorry, Mr. Jones. 148 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:27,933 I'm sorry. 149 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:31,333 I steal, you made your part, Mr. Jones. 150 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:35,433 I said, every time I hear that. 151 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,633 Sorry on us! 152 00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:37,733 Take it away, boy! 153 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:50,933 While the moon her watch is 154 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:55,767 keeping all through the night. 155 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,333 Mr. Jones. 156 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,733 Sorry to interrupt you, just as you were getting underway. 157 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,933 That was lovely, very pleasant. 158 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:03,400 A little tick. 159 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,200 Try you facing out this way a bit more now. 160 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:06,933 Right. 161 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,467 Now. 162 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:12,600 I want you to place your weight equally on both your feet. 163 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,500 Legs slightly apart. 164 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,600 That's it. 165 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,467 Now, can you feel yourself? 166 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,667 Balance. 167 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:20,600 Yes. 168 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,100 Right. 169 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,133 Now, I want you for a moment to breathe, if you would. 170 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,500 In through the nose. 171 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,133 And out through the mouth. 172 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,167 No need to hyperventilate. 173 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,400 Breathe normally. 174 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,967 Now can you feel all that air blowing the cob webs 175 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,100 from your passages? 176 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,200 Yes. 177 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,867 Now you look like a real singer Mr. Jones. 178 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,207 From the top, please, Mr. Ames. 179 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,733 While the... 180 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,153 Let it flow out of you, Mr. Jones. 181 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,233 It's a song that sings itself. 182 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:57,967 You see? 183 00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,100 Like a river. 184 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,833 Holl amrantau'r, you see? 185 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,067 - Yes, yes. - All right. 186 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:03,967 Sing then. Go ahead. 187 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,833 While the moon is... 188 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,767 Good, good. 189 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,000 Watch is keeping... 190 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,443 Don't hunch, You can't see anything. 191 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:10,507 Now sing! - All through... 192 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,400 - Sing! - The night... 193 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,433 Good good, good. That's it. 194 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,533 While the weary... 195 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:15,909 Now breathe in deeply, necks not down. 196 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:16,700 - World... - Yes, can you feel it? 197 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,300 Is sleeping all... 198 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,100 Ar 199 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:18,967 - Through the... - Hyd 200 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:19,900 night... 201 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Y nos. Breathe! 202 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:21,933 - O'er... - Balance! 203 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:22,567 Your feet are staked. 204 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:23,767 Right. 205 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:26,700 My days I'm gently stealing visions 206 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,400 of delight revealing breathes... 207 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,133 That's it. 208 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,767 A pure and holy... 209 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:33,700 Don't touch. 210 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,733 Feeling all... 211 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:36,733 - Ar - through... 212 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,667 Hyd 213 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:38,667 the night. 214 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,233 Y nos 215 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,633 Bravo! 216 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,600 Bravo! 217 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,400 Well done, well done. 218 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,733 May I present a new member of our society? 219 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,667 Nice to see you. 220 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,033 Hello. 221 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,743 Mr. Jones, who has just passed with flying... 222 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:52,900 - How do you do? - Colors. 223 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,800 Hello and welcome. 224 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,076 Is he going to play Matt of the Mint? 225 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,533 Well. Maybe. 226 00:11:58,633 --> 00:11:59,633 Maybe. 227 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,933 The wonderful. 228 00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:02,667 Most unusual. 229 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,467 Yeah, it is. 230 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,467 Mr. Jones is it? 231 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,400 The 232 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,800 Guy. 233 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,400 I like the name Guy, don't you? 234 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,333 Yes. 235 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,433 So masculine. 236 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,467 Manly, yes. 237 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,100 Manly. 238 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,533 Frightfully. 239 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,233 Your attention, please. 240 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,033 Just a second, everybody. 241 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,800 Half-past nine of in the poke. 242 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,433 SHUT UP! 243 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:28,500 I do wish she wouldn't shout like that. 244 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,233 Why can't she just ask people to be quiet? 245 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,000 I must, must apologize ladies and gentlemen 246 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,500 for making much slower progress than I anticipated. 247 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,500 Mind you, we've done some good solid ground work. 248 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Groundwork? 249 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,200 And that's surely going to pay off later. 250 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:50,033 So before we call it tonight a quick recap from the top. 251 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,167 All right. 252 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:52,533 Ted. 253 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,533 Good. 254 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:54,967 We can watch. 255 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,600 We're going from the top, apparently. 256 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,500 All right. 257 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,867 So house lights dim. 258 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:02,333 Mr. Ames in position. 259 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,067 Ted. 260 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,200 In position. 261 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,200 Right. 262 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:09,833 And then the soft glow of lamplight. 263 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,367 And cue. 264 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:14,200 If poverty be a title to poetry. 265 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,567 I'm sure nobody can dispute mine. 266 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,000 I own myself... 267 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:21,867 He might benefit from a bit of a gesture, you know? 268 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,267 I will be stuffing it full of gestures 269 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:27,167 at a later stage, Jarvis. 270 00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:30,167 In those days they used their arms a lot. 271 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,933 Aye, be patient. 272 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:36,067 We won't see the stage for arm movements. 273 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,800 I can't go too fast with Ted. 274 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,033 I wish you success heartily. 275 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,800 It takes a month or two just to get him 276 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,700 pointed in the right direction. 277 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,800 Play away the overture. 278 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:51,300 Off that way, you fool. 279 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,467 My goodness. 280 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,667 Get off. 281 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,000 We'll never get through this. 282 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,533 Is that it? 283 00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:00,133 Yes, yes, so far. 284 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,300 God! 285 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,233 We're not on until page 30. 286 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,733 When do you want us, next June? 287 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:06,900 That's if he's ready then. 288 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,033 That OK, Daffy? 289 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:08,933 Yes, Ted. 290 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,200 Marvelous, marvelous. 291 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,300 It's riveting, I can't 292 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,233 wait to find out who done it. 293 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,100 How long has been? 294 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,533 You don't mind me coming in with the odd idea, do you? 295 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:19,900 Not at all, Jarvis. 296 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,867 Any time. 297 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,300 Feel free. 298 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,833 You really must do a production yourself sometime. 299 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,267 No, Dafydd I'll come and bugger you was up, 300 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,900 you interfering old fascist. 301 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,200 Mr. Jones, you're still here. 302 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,033 You fancy a quick pint? 303 00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,800 We usually go to The Bell. 304 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,067 He's a cantankerous old bastard, the chap who runs it, 305 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:45,267 but it's the best pint for 30 miles. 306 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,000 Right-o. 307 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,200 Splendid. 308 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,000 Lead on. 309 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,867 Bridget. 310 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,333 You'll switch off will you? 311 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,533 Yes. 312 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:56,400 This is Bridget, our stage manager, Mr. Jones. 313 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,800 We couldn't cope at all without Bridget. 314 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,067 Good for you. 315 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,700 I'm just going over the road to brave 316 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,400 this cantankerous old publican. 317 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,833 See you over there, perhaps. 318 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,200 You certainly will. 319 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,467 Bridget's his daughter. 320 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,833 That's where we do it, up there. 321 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:24,700 It's a lovely old theater. 322 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,633 When do we start and open? 323 00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,167 Three months. 324 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,133 Mind you with this lot, we will need it. 325 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:35,267 Excuse me, everyone. - It's all right, Dafydd. 326 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,033 I'm getting them. - Pint for you, Mr. Jones? 327 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,467 Would it be all right if I had a gin and tonic? 328 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,267 Gin. 329 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,933 Come in here a lot is he? 330 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,600 Don't mind him. 331 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,067 Ian and his brother, they're in partnership together. 332 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,467 His brother does the work. 333 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,467 Ian spends the money. 334 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,567 Is right? 335 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,067 We've all voted for you to play Matt of the Mint. 336 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,267 We think you're lovely. 337 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,533 Thank you very much. 338 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,700 Mrs. Huntley-Pike, another single we put well to the back, 339 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,300 preferably in the car park. 340 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,400 She's married to old councilor, antique party Pike, 341 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,333 another whiz kid in our council, which explains why 342 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,900 the town's in the state it is. 343 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,600 There you go. 344 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,700 Thank you very much. 345 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:18,600 Thank you, Ian. 346 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,500 Bless you. 347 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,667 Cheers. 348 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,167 Here's to the production. 349 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,900 Yeah, here's to it everyone, The Beggar's Opera. 350 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,200 The Beggars' Opera. 351 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,633 The Beggar's Opera, we 352 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:30,633 need all the luck we can get. 353 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,633 We'll all be smashed. 354 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:35,567 Ted, look. 355 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,267 That boy's trouble. 356 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,767 Dafyyd, I think she wants you. 357 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,667 Who? 358 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,500 It's Hammer for you. 359 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,400 Hang on to that a second, will you? 360 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,533 Where is she? - Over there. 361 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,433 Get on well with Dafydd do you? 362 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,067 Well, yes I think... 363 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,867 I do hope so 'cause you're drinking his beer. 364 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,800 Dear. 365 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,567 Darling, have you got a light? 366 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,567 I'm Faye, this thing's wife. 367 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,200 How do you do? 368 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,300 Hello. 369 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,967 You've no idea what a pleasure it is to see 370 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,967 a new man in the society. 371 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,867 It's mostly filled with those boring women. 372 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,233 It's dreadful. 373 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,633 Dreadful for some, perhaps. 374 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,933 Yes. 375 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,533 Depends on your point of view, I suppose. 376 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:24,300 Jesus. 377 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,600 I'll bring the car around. 378 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,800 Can we drop you off somewhere? 379 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,967 No thanks, I'm I'm mobile. 380 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,300 Take cover. 381 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:39,267 I say, I say, you're a Scotchman, aren't you? 382 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,400 No. 383 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,109 They're the only people that do that, you know, 384 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,033 the Scottish. 385 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,233 Do what? 386 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,813 Well, the glass in each hand. Whiskey. 387 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:46,567 Beer. Whiskey. 388 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,467 Beer. 389 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,467 Scotty, right? 390 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,667 No. 391 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,967 I can always tell'em. 392 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,767 Always tell'em. 393 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,733 Always tell'em. 394 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,867 Always tell'em. 395 00:17:57,967 --> 00:17:59,800 He's completely mad. 396 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,900 Come on, darling. 397 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:02,633 I think this means we're going. 398 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,733 Goodnight, then. 399 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:04,967 Goodnight. 400 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,309 Some nights he can hardly contain himself. 401 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,533 Careful, Ian. 402 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,133 Fill every glass. 403 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:17,933 For wine inspires us and fires us with courage. 404 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,167 Another whiskey your man? 405 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,600 No, no, no, I-I- I'm drinking gin. 406 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,967 Fill every glass. 407 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,000 For wine inspires us 408 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,500 Look at old Ted! And 409 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,500 Hey! 410 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,040 Get him near a piano, and he's awake! 411 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:30,867 Fires us with 412 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:32,333 Courage... 413 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,943 My dad says he's not licensed for music and dancing, 414 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,967 and would you please stop that bloody rau. 415 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,067 Come on. 416 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,633 I can't stand her. 417 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:44,367 Only he didn't say please like I did. 418 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,900 Bugger off. 419 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,300 Watch your language, you. 420 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,933 Play a Highland Fling for the Scotty there. 421 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:52,833 No, no, I... 422 00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,200 Last orders, please. 423 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,167 It's a filthy place, anyway. 424 00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,667 Well, you know where you can go if you don't like it. 425 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,900 You've been sat there drinking half a shandy for three hours. 426 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,900 What's it got to do with you, what I drink? 427 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,100 What's it got 428 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,733 to do with you what I drink? 429 00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:11,600 You touch that piano again and you're 430 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,700 out that door, all right? 431 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,567 Yes, miss. 432 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,733 Wasn't me, miss. 433 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,600 All right, you! Out! 434 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,900 Easy, Bridget girl! Easy! 435 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,240 I've had it up to her with you. 436 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,576 She doesn't want to get out all us men. 437 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,776 That girl's hit a carousel single handed. 438 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,833 Come on. Out, I said! 439 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,200 - Try me! - Out! 440 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,833 Out! - Peace, children, peace! 441 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:30,767 Go on out! 442 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:31,700 Stop him, somebody! 443 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,000 Get off me! 444 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,743 - Stop them, Mr. Jones! - I can't stand you! 445 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:35,600 Get off me! 446 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,933 Not now, Linda. 447 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,176 We've all had our bit of fun and high spirits. 448 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,900 Stop it, girl. 449 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,567 Haven't you ever heard? 450 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,167 The customer's always right. 451 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,600 Not in this pub they aren't. 452 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,933 Now sod off! 453 00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:51,700 Language, language. 454 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,967 Go on! Out! 455 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:53,900 Get out! 456 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,833 Out! Go on! 457 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:55,767 Out! 458 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:56,867 Go on! 459 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:57,800 Get! 460 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,900 And don't come back! 461 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,333 Hooray! 462 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:08,100 You out. 463 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,033 Linda, careful. 464 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,300 Goodnight. 465 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,033 Good. 466 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,067 Night. - It's all over. 467 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,067 Glasses, please. 468 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:24,467 Come on, drink up now. 469 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:25,800 Is this my glass? 470 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:26,900 Yes, it i... 471 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,333 I'm sorry. 472 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,333 I'm so sorry. 473 00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:31,267 Down goes another reason for living. 474 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,867 Ha! 475 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,700 I hope Bridget hasn't offended that lad. 476 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,567 We need him for the show. 477 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,667 What's he playing? 478 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:39,133 The lead, man. Macheath. 479 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,367 Come on, come on! Out! 480 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,633 Or do I have to throw you out? 481 00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,967 I had to give it to him, see. 482 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,933 After Tommy Benzes' cartilage problem. 483 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,300 Daffy, I don't know why you always 484 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,733 insist on drinking in here. 485 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,100 I really don't. 486 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,167 Come on, Lynette. 487 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:55,100 Goodnight, Dafyyd. 488 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,067 Bye Charlie. 489 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,233 See you tomorrow? 490 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,767 - Yes, indeed. - See it a new way. 491 00:20:58,867 --> 00:20:59,867 See the new. 492 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,533 You haven't seen Linda, Dafyyd? 493 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,733 No, love, I haven't. 494 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,933 She's just a child, you see? 495 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,400 She's always been mature, you know... 496 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,167 Physically. 497 00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:11,367 But emotionally... 498 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:13,400 Her emotions are far from her age... 499 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,400 Immature you see. 500 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,980 - Immature you see. - Immature, yes. 501 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,700 That lad's very wild. 502 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,767 Very wild. 503 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:24,067 Well, if you have a problem, give me a ring at home tonight. 504 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,000 Thanks, Daffy. 505 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:25,900 Goodnight. 506 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,067 Goodnight. 507 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,733 Hope you sleep well. 508 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,967 All through the night. 509 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,867 Yes. 510 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,033 Thank you. 511 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,433 An effortlessly witty woman is Enid. 512 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:37,533 Bye! 513 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,467 Do you have a car here, do you? 514 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,467 Yes, I do. 515 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,867 It's um, it's just around the corner. 516 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,133 My place is two minutes away. 517 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:46,273 You could have some cocoa. 518 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,400 I'll give you the script. 519 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,643 Set on the part you're going to play. 520 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:49,967 Well, that would be nice. 521 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,227 Give me something to work on. 522 00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:55,367 Hey you. 523 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,800 As I thought, she's in bed. 524 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,433 Not much of a night owl, my wife. 525 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,800 Still the children get up pretty early, see. 526 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,233 How many do you have? 527 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,333 Two. 528 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400 Twins. 529 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:34,700 I'll put the kettle on. 530 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,600 If you're feeling cold, you can put the fire on if you like. 531 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:42,167 Personally, I think it's a bit warm don't you? 532 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:43,267 Yes. 533 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:45,867 Back wind by there, but is she there? 534 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:48,033 I'm home, my love. 535 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,967 Dafyyd, if you want anything to... 536 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,067 God. 537 00:22:59,167 --> 00:22:59,967 Hello, I'm... 538 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,333 Excuse me. 539 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:04,300 You told me you weren't bringing anyone home. 540 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,767 This chap doesn't matter. 541 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,400 He's a small part player, love. 542 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,667 I'll get dressed. 543 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:10,767 Tuh. 544 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,867 Mr. Jones! 545 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:25,867 Welcome to my filing cabinet. 546 00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:28,900 Sorry about the muddle. 547 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,600 Coffee, tea, or cocoa, by the way? 548 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,900 Tea. 549 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,100 No problem. 550 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,633 Things are just heating up out there. 551 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:37,933 I hear you ran into the wife. 552 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:38,867 Well... 553 00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:40,433 No, she's well. 554 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,773 You know, women, they never like being taken by surprise, 555 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,967 do they? 556 00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:45,587 Unless they know what it is in advance. 557 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,800 He's what they call their other daddy, see. 558 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,967 Whenever I'm away they bring him out and pretend he's me. 559 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,600 Daddy where? 560 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,233 Yeah. 561 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,533 Now this business of casting. 562 00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:05,333 I've got a feeling in my bones, and I'm not often wrong 563 00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:08,033 sometimes but not often, that you'd make a pretty 564 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,267 good Crook-Finger'd Jack. 565 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,200 Fancy having a go at Crook-Finger'd Jack, do you? 566 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,733 Wow. 567 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,533 He sounds pretty interesting. 568 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:21,367 It's not a vast part, but he does feature. 569 00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:23,733 I mean for the sort of size of part he is. 570 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:26,433 Do you know what I mean, he's got what in terms of speeches? 571 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,433 He's got just the one line in Act Two. 572 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,133 But he's the sort of character, you know, 573 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:37,567 at the end of an evening an audience tend to remember, 574 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:38,767 quite graphically. 575 00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:40,733 Perhaps that's because of the finger. 576 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,267 What? No. 577 00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:45,300 You see, the play's full of these marvelous characters. 578 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,967 No, I had a lot of opposition 579 00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,900 in committee over this one, I can tell you. 580 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,933 A lot of old diehards. 581 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,400 You know this one. 582 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,200 But I'm absolutely convinced, Guy, that this show is 583 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:59,467 as relevant as it was in 1728. 584 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:03,900 Suky Tawdry, Dolly Trull, Mrs. Vixen, the pimps 585 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,800 and the whores of the town. 586 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:06,733 Yeah. 587 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,600 What an age, man. 588 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,567 Yes, yes, of course. 589 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,000 And look at us today. 590 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,967 Bloody sex shops. 591 00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:15,233 What's happened to us, Guy? 592 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:18,333 What's happened to us, Guy? 593 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:26,733 Sorry, I get a bit overenthusiastic, occasionally. 594 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:29,900 Have you ever considered doing the theater professionally? 595 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,900 I've done my bit. 596 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,400 I was acting for some years. 597 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,367 And a little bit of stage management, you know. 598 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:38,667 Where? 599 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:40,000 All over. 600 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,000 A lot of it in Myned. 601 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,467 It's all under the bridge now. 602 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:48,867 Respect to pussiless stir nowdaisy. 603 00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:50,067 Hello. 604 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,567 Hello. 605 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:52,500 There she is. 606 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,700 This is my wife. 607 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,200 Hannah, this is Mr. Jones. 608 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,067 Mr. Guy Jones. - How do you do? 609 00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:58,200 How do you do? 610 00:25:58,300 --> 00:25:59,600 Here, let me, dear. 611 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:00,567 In the living room, Dafyyd. 612 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:01,667 What? 613 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:06,900 I presumed you both wanted cocoa. 614 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,867 I saw the tin was out. 615 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,400 Guy wanted tea, love. 616 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,133 Sorry. 617 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:12,233 It doesn't matter. 618 00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:13,600 Well, I can make tea. 619 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,467 No, no, no, please, really. 620 00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:17,500 Tea's no trouble. 621 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,400 No, no, no, no. 622 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,867 This is perfect. 623 00:26:20,967 --> 00:26:23,367 Well, if you're quite sure. 624 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,833 Well, I'll leave you both to it. 625 00:26:25,933 --> 00:26:28,633 Sit down a second, love. 626 00:26:28,733 --> 00:26:30,933 Please. 627 00:26:31,033 --> 00:26:33,767 Well, if I won't be in the way. 628 00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:40,467 Guy's going to be giving us his Crook-Finger'd Jack, 629 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:41,467 aren't you? 630 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,667 Sorry? 631 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,367 Our missing brigand. 632 00:26:44,467 --> 00:26:47,300 Think he'll make a highwayman, Hannah? 633 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,100 I just think he looks a bit handsome for a highwayman. 634 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,100 What do you think of that then? 635 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200 I don't really know. 636 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,833 Maybe we'll give him an eye patch! 637 00:26:56,933 --> 00:27:04,933 Girls all right tonight? 638 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,033 Yes. 639 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,667 They're asleep. 640 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:09,367 We have twin girls. 641 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,600 Yes. 642 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,400 Gwyneth who has got a cold. 643 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,733 And then Mifanwy who's just getting over it. 644 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,267 Nice names. 645 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:18,200 Aye. 646 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,867 Everything's Welsh in this house. 647 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:22,733 Except me that is. 648 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,933 She was made in Middlesex. 649 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:29,133 Guys from Leeds, though. 650 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,567 Is your wife local? 651 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:31,500 No, dear. 652 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,433 He doesn't have a wife. 653 00:27:33,533 --> 00:27:34,667 No? 654 00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:36,067 No. 655 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,833 She died recently. 656 00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:38,933 Dear. 657 00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:40,167 Dear. 658 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,467 I didn't know that. 659 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:43,967 Accident was it? 660 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,300 No, not really it was... 661 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 Deliberate? 662 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:49,833 Dafyyd! 663 00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:51,067 So sorry. 664 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:52,867 Do beg your pardon, Guy. 665 00:27:52,967 --> 00:27:55,800 It's quite all right. 666 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,200 You work locally, do you? 667 00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,767 Yes. 668 00:27:59,867 --> 00:28:02,600 I was given a transfer here. 669 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,867 I needed to get away from... 670 00:28:04,967 --> 00:28:07,033 It's nice you chose to come here. 671 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,533 Well, actually, I chose Exeter. 672 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:14,533 Only there was, apparently, a computer malfunction. 673 00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:15,967 Who are you with? 674 00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:17,700 GRV. 675 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,100 The big boys. 676 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,233 Well, they are. 677 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,233 I'm a very small cog. 678 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,900 It's interesting that you should be with GRV. 679 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,120 Because I've got a client... 680 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,833 Who can that be? 681 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,333 - Must be Ted. - Dear. 682 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:34,700 Linda trouble again. 683 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,840 Here's a copy of the play. 684 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,700 Don't lose it. 685 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,800 It's gotta go back. 686 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,880 It's these friends of ours. 687 00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:43,909 They have this daughter that they are absolutely dote over. 688 00:28:43,933 --> 00:28:45,767 She takes total advantage of them. 689 00:28:45,867 --> 00:28:46,700 Yes, I, I, I met them. 690 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,100 Did you? 691 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,167 She's a real headache for them. 692 00:28:50,267 --> 00:28:53,267 She set fire to all her mother's clothes, you know. 693 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:54,933 Heavens. 694 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,533 Do you have children, Mr...? 695 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:57,833 Guy, please. 696 00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,467 And no. 697 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,300 My wife wasn't able to. 698 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,900 She wasn't very strong. 699 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,800 Shame. 700 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,733 Do you miss her a lot? 701 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:08,833 Yes. 702 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,633 Yes, I do. 703 00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:16,967 Very much. 704 00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:20,867 That's nice... for her, I mean. 705 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,733 I like to think I'd be missed. 706 00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:24,833 You? 707 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:29,600 I'm sure you'd be missed. 708 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:30,700 Maybe. 709 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,167 By David... or Dafyyd. 710 00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:39,033 And your children. 711 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:41,600 Yes, possibly the children would. 712 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,833 I don't know about Dafyyd. 713 00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,267 Now, he is missed. 714 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:48,487 You see that big doll there? 715 00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:54,833 Every time Dafyyd's out of the house for more than 20 minutes, 716 00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:57,533 the girls insist that it's brought out. 717 00:29:57,633 --> 00:30:01,967 And all their games revolve around this wretched doll. 718 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:04,067 Tea with daddy doll. 719 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,867 And walks with daddy doll. 720 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:09,033 And supper with daddy doll. 721 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:11,733 And bed with daddy doll. 722 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,767 Well, I've stopped them taking it to bed with them now. 723 00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:22,367 Of course, Dafyyd thinks it's terribly funny. 724 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,733 Trouble is, my family are under the impression 725 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,267 that there's a female counterpart 726 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:32,200 to this thing that runs around the house after them. 727 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:35,733 Only it happens to be me. 728 00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:42,633 Hooray for mommy doll. 729 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,867 Heavens. 730 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:50,209 I haven't talked like this for years. 731 00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:52,333 It's very boring of me. 732 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,767 No. 733 00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:54,867 No? 734 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,533 No. 735 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:02,033 That was Enid. 736 00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:04,933 They got home and found Linda in bed. 737 00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:05,933 Not? 738 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:09,233 No, fast asleep on her own. 739 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:12,600 So they still have a daughter, and what's more important 740 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,000 we still have a Lucy Lockit. 741 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:18,400 What's been going on in here then? 742 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,100 Something I should know about? 743 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,300 I think it's my bed time, if you'll excuse me. 744 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,233 No, yes. 745 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,133 I must be, I must be leaving here. 746 00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:27,233 I'll fetch your coat. 747 00:31:29,967 --> 00:31:32,267 Thank you very much for your hospitality. 748 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,833 You didn't even drink your cocoa. 749 00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:37,933 Another time, perhaps? 750 00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:39,033 Here we are then. 751 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,200 Hope I see you again. 752 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,767 You'll be seeing Hannah at rehearsal. 753 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:43,667 Really? 754 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:45,133 Didn't she tell you? 755 00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:48,233 She's in our show aren't you, lovely? 756 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,800 She's playing Polly Peachum, aren't you love? 757 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,733 I'll look better in the morning. 758 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,233 Evily. 759 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,033 See you. 760 00:31:55,133 --> 00:31:56,633 Goodnight. 761 00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:59,600 Goodnight then, Dafyyd. 762 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,000 Goodnight. 763 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,567 Goodnight. 764 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,667 Goodnight. 765 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,633 Guy. 766 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:14,767 Good morning. 767 00:32:14,867 --> 00:32:16,167 Good morning, Dafyyd. 768 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,567 So why you pulled over? 769 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:20,033 I called at your house. 770 00:32:20,133 --> 00:32:21,509 Your landlady told me you parked down by here. 771 00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:22,676 Yes, I've got a bit of trouble. 772 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:23,600 I can't seem to start it. 773 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:24,933 Good God. 774 00:32:25,033 --> 00:32:29,133 Guy, after you left last night, I was thinking. 775 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:32,467 Your working for GRV, it could be quite opportune. 776 00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:35,100 I don't know if I told you, but I'm a solicitor, see? 777 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,000 And I've got a client who's hoping to purchase 778 00:32:37,033 --> 00:32:40,233 a couple of acres of waste land slap bang 779 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,833 next to your premises. 780 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:46,533 A rumor has it that your boys at GRV are planning to expand. 781 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,067 Any truth in that, is there? 782 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,400 Not that I know, Dafyyd. 783 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,000 Cause if there is, see, the land 784 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,467 could be worth quite a bit. 785 00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:56,367 Well, I could ask. 786 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,967 And might, actually, some little arrangement 787 00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,900 could be made, you know? 788 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,900 No. 789 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I mean, no need for... 790 00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:05,367 Yes, yes, fair is fair? 791 00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:09,433 Well I supposed, to be really fair, 792 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,800 we ought to warn the people selling the land. 793 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:12,733 Yes. 794 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:13,667 That's right. 795 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:14,767 Yes. 796 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,367 Got it. 797 00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:18,867 Right. 798 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:20,500 See you at rehearsal then. 799 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600 Right. 800 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,600 I was just rehearsing. 801 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,780 I'm playing this character. 802 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,109 You see, he's got crooked finger. 803 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,733 He's actually called Crook-Finger'd Jack. 804 00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:33,833 Rob your chest, sir. 805 00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:36,800 Your wife may steal your rest, sir. 806 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,567 A thief your good and plate. 807 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:43,733 But this is all but picking, with rest, 808 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:46,133 pence, chest, and chicken. 809 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,733 If ever was decreed, sir. 810 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:53,167 If Lawyer's Hand is fee'd, sir. 811 00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:58,167 He steals your whole estate. 812 00:33:58,267 --> 00:33:59,933 'Twas only Nimming Ned. 813 00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:01,833 He brought in a Damask window curtain 814 00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:03,500 a hoop-petticoat a pair of silver 815 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,000 candlesticks a perriwig, and one silk stocking, 816 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,767 from the fire that happened last night. 817 00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:12,400 Go on! 818 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,200 Don't stop! 819 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,600 We're ten days behind as it is. 820 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:16,967 We can't go on. 821 00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:18,933 Bridget, who speaks next? 822 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:20,500 Ted! Ted! 823 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,500 Where the hell is Ted? 824 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,167 Ted! 825 00:34:24,267 --> 00:34:25,433 Did you want me, Dafyyd? 826 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,200 Ted, my love, there is no earthly point 827 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,800 in leaving the stage when you're in the middle of a scene, 828 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:31,000 now is there? 829 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,400 Don't I go off? 830 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,033 I don't think you go off until there, Ted. 831 00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:36,833 Right there, dear. You see? 832 00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:37,767 Until there. 833 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,767 Um. 834 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,400 Unbelievable this isn't it? 835 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,333 Unbelievable. 836 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:43,100 10 days we've been at this. 837 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,833 10 days and where are we? 838 00:34:44,933 --> 00:34:47,700 Page 15 or something. 839 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,700 Sorry, everyone. 840 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,967 I shouldn't have gone off. 841 00:34:50,067 --> 00:34:52,367 Well, your only expressing in actions Ted, 842 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,667 what will by this time be the heartfelt wish 843 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:56,700 of the entire audience. 844 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,333 Yes, yes. 845 00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:02,200 Those that won't already have dozed off or died of old age. 846 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,300 Dafyyd! 847 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:06,233 Why are you dressed for a funeral, Ted? 848 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:09,133 It's his mother's 70th birthday, Dafyyd. 849 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,800 They were due for tea an hour ago. 850 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,633 You promised to release them early. 851 00:35:12,733 --> 00:35:13,900 Terrific! 852 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,333 So my whole rehearsal grinds to a halt, 853 00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:19,100 for a cucumber sandwich, does it? 854 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,500 There's no hurry, Dafyyd. 855 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,167 Well, if your mother has got to 70, Ted, I'm sure 856 00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:26,033 she will survive an hour or so longer. 857 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,700 All right? 858 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,933 Let's get on? 859 00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:29,833 On. Put. 860 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:31,967 On! On! 861 00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:34,433 From the fire that happened last night. 862 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,667 There is not a fellow that is cleverer in his way 863 00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:39,300 and saves more goods. - Cut! 864 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,033 That is cut! 865 00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:41,900 That was cut two days ago! 866 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,667 Sorry, I don't have it. 867 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:44,900 No, you don't anything, Ted. 868 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,700 That's your trouble, man. 869 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,100 You don't have any ability. 870 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,633 You don't have any intelligence. 871 00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:52,067 You don't have one single scrap of artistic sensibility. 872 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,900 And most important of all, you d don't even 873 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,267 have a bloody pencil! 874 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,033 Dafyyd! 875 00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:58,000 That is cut! 876 00:35:58,100 --> 00:35:58,900 That is cut! 877 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,100 And that is cut! 878 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,833 And the whole cutting thing is cut! 879 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,167 There! 880 00:36:05,267 --> 00:36:06,767 That all right for you? 881 00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:08,767 You board-headed tight ass! 882 00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:18,967 Dafyyd! 883 00:36:19,067 --> 00:36:20,600 You really are...! 884 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,967 There was no need for that. 885 00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:23,967 God, it's hot in here. 886 00:36:24,067 --> 00:36:25,933 Isn't it? 887 00:36:26,033 --> 00:36:28,500 That was unforgivable, Dafyyd. 888 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,900 Ted of all people. 889 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,600 And these scripts are supposed to go back! 890 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,433 Dear old, Guy. 891 00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:38,233 And dear old, Guy. 892 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:40,433 Picking up some tips, are you? 893 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:41,233 Yes, yes. 894 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,033 That's amateurs for you, Guy. 895 00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:44,600 Amateurs! 896 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,700 When the crunch comes, they can't take the bloody pressure. 897 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:56,033 I was wondering, if you have a minute, if I could talk to you 898 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,633 about Crook-Finger'd Jack. 899 00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:58,800 Who? 900 00:36:58,900 --> 00:36:59,733 My part. 901 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:01,533 Crook-Finger'd Jack. 902 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:02,733 What about him? 903 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,076 Well, it's just that I've been thinking about him 904 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,533 over the past few days. 905 00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:10,533 And I was wondering if you'd if you'd 906 00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:12,233 like him to have a finger. 907 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,033 What? 908 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:14,567 A finger. 909 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,467 Like that. 910 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:17,933 Or, or, or um. 911 00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:21,067 Perhaps the other hand. 912 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:22,367 What do you think? 913 00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:24,267 Do you think we could leave that for a day 914 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,700 or two longer, Guy, old boy? 915 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,700 I have one or two more other pressing matters, see? 916 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,100 Come with me, Bridget. 917 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,467 I'll go and see what's happening? 918 00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:40,167 Dafyyd. 919 00:37:40,267 --> 00:37:41,700 I want to talk to you. 920 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,700 What we to know is, will you be needing us this afternoon 921 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,233 or will you not? 922 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:50,533 Only some of us have nice comfy homes we prefer to be in. 923 00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:52,000 Go on. Go on then. 924 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,100 Go on, Janis. 925 00:37:53,133 --> 00:37:55,833 Time to feed the dogs. 926 00:37:55,933 --> 00:37:58,000 Bugger off the bloody lot of you! 927 00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:00,333 He's crazy. 928 00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:01,433 My God. 929 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,633 I am certainly not staying here to listen 930 00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:04,567 to language like this. 931 00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:05,533 Well, goodbye then. 932 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:06,900 Goodbye. 933 00:38:08,467 --> 00:38:09,700 Goodbye! 934 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,000 And further more, I shall have a word with the committee 935 00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:13,400 about this whole business. 936 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,367 Mr. Washbrook W is in tears in there. 937 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:17,700 And so am I. 938 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,833 Are you coming, Fay? 939 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:24,100 No point in staying here, is there? 940 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,400 Goodbye, yes. 941 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,367 Bye, Rebecca. 942 00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,133 Bye bye. 943 00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:29,067 He get more mad? 944 00:38:29,167 --> 00:38:32,033 Linda, is your Crispin around anywhere? 945 00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:33,500 I have not seen him. 946 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,567 And I have no wish to see him, thank you very much. 947 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:38,000 I should ask her. 948 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,633 Do you know where he is, love? 949 00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:42,900 Where I left him, probably. 950 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,167 Where's that? 951 00:38:44,267 --> 00:38:47,700 In my bed, asleep. 952 00:38:48,733 --> 00:38:50,967 I'll die. 953 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:51,900 Come on, dear. 954 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,067 Let's go now. 955 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:56,733 Goodbye folks. 956 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,867 Have a nice tea party. 957 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:00,933 Say Happy Birthday to your mother for me. 958 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:03,867 Hello? 959 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,833 Hold on. 960 00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:07,133 Phone for you. 961 00:39:07,233 --> 00:39:08,833 Dr. Packer says it's urgent. 962 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:10,500 More problems. 963 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,233 More bloody problems. 964 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,400 I know. 965 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,800 Where is he? 966 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:19,667 Where shall we find another set of some practical too? 967 00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:22,600 Where shall we find such another of practical... 968 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:28,133 I was just, I was just rehearsing, rehearsing my line. 969 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,676 Well, don't wear yourself out will you. 970 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,467 There's seven weeks to go yet. 971 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:35,033 You don't think that's too obvious 972 00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:36,833 for Crook-Finger'd Jack, do you? 973 00:39:36,933 --> 00:39:38,209 Can't be too obvious for Dafyyd. 974 00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,676 You should have seen his Sound Of Music. 975 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,967 He had them all on trampolines. 976 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:44,067 Heavens. 977 00:39:44,167 --> 00:39:47,167 We'd like to invite you around some time to our place. 978 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,867 That would be very nice. 979 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:51,267 Thank you. 980 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:54,400 I dare say you've got a friend you could bring? 981 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,500 Yes. 982 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,833 Yes, I think I could probably find a friend. 983 00:39:57,933 --> 00:39:58,733 Yes. 984 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,167 Female, of course. 985 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:02,933 Yes, of course. 986 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:06,033 I don't want to spoil your numbers. 987 00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:09,100 The point is, Fay and I... 988 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,800 Well, she likes to meet new people... 989 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:13,033 all the time. 990 00:40:13,133 --> 00:40:16,367 Frankly, so do I, if you follow me. 991 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:17,867 Right. 992 00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,167 Splendid. 993 00:40:19,267 --> 00:40:20,667 Friday OK for you? 994 00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:21,633 Fried... 995 00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:23,000 Friday, yes. 996 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,300 Come have a bit of fun. 997 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,533 Don't forget your friend though. 998 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:28,533 I won't. 999 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:29,767 No. 1000 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,700 And I'd like to talk to you about your job sometime. 1001 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,467 I'm very interested in that. 1002 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:35,400 Really? 1003 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,333 Yes, yes. 1004 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:48,600 Where shall we find such a practical... 1005 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:50,100 That's it, lad. 1006 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,500 Where shall we find such another set of practical... 1007 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,100 What's it just this? 1008 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,700 Rehearsals going well, are they? 1009 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,267 Um, yeah, well, there seems to be a bit of a break. 1010 00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:02,900 Well, I... Well, I like to see a man practicing his craft. 1011 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,233 You know, when I first went into the firm, 1012 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:10,067 no matter our ware bosses all, I started on the shop floor. 1013 00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:11,767 The first day there, the foreman says, 1014 00:41:11,867 --> 00:41:13,900 and he was a big fella he was. 1015 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,433 Sweep that floor spotless, lad. 1016 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:16,433 Spotless. 1017 00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:18,267 I want to eat my dinner off that floor. 1018 00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:19,467 All right. 1019 00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:23,500 Well, I sort of half-swept it, you know. 1020 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,833 When he comes back. 1021 00:41:24,933 --> 00:41:29,167 He picks up this handful of sawdust that's I'd left like. 1022 00:41:29,267 --> 00:41:33,200 And he fetches a bowl and a spoon. 1023 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:39,767 And he makes me eat all that sawdust, every scrap. 1024 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,000 Heavens. 1025 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:44,767 A while later, my dad had his stroke. 1026 00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,200 And I took over the firm. 1027 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,567 Firm. 1028 00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:54,500 The first thing I did was to suck every bloody well of it. 1029 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,600 But I learned the trade. 1030 00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:04,333 Hi. 1031 00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:05,433 Thanks, Hannah. 1032 00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:10,433 Tea? 1033 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:12,400 Lovely. 1034 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,867 Dafydd'll get to you, eventually. 1035 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:16,133 - I'm sure. - God knows when though. 1036 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:19,867 I'm wondering if you'd mind awfully hearing my lines again. 1037 00:42:19,967 --> 00:42:21,767 No. 1038 00:42:21,867 --> 00:42:24,700 Bottom of the page. 1039 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,500 Um. 1040 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,633 And are you as fond as ever my dear? 1041 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,000 Suspect my honor. 1042 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,000 Suspect my courage. 1043 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,267 Suspect anything but my love. 1044 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:47,067 May my pistols misfire. 1045 00:42:51,767 --> 00:42:52,767 I'm... 1046 00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,467 Dr. Packer has just phoned to inform me. 1047 00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:03,133 That faced as he is with the alternative of either 1048 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:06,933 re-organizing the new hospital rosters entirely 1049 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:10,200 or relinquishing the rule of Matt of the Mint, 1050 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,567 he has reluctantly decided to... 1051 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:13,667 Guy. 1052 00:43:13,767 --> 00:43:14,667 What? 1053 00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:15,900 Guy. 1054 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,800 You think so? 1055 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,900 Of course. 1056 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,600 Guy? 1057 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,033 Yes. 1058 00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:26,467 I think you are to be cast in the role of savior. 1059 00:43:26,567 --> 00:43:27,800 Can you do it? 1060 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,900 Matt of the Mint. 1061 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,733 For me. 1062 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:33,733 For us all. 1063 00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:35,033 Well... 1064 00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,967 Thank you, thank you. 1065 00:43:37,067 --> 00:43:38,867 - Super. - What do you say? 1066 00:43:38,967 --> 00:43:40,867 A drink to celebrate, hey, hey. 1067 00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:45,133 What, what about Crook-Finger'd Jack? 1068 00:43:45,233 --> 00:43:46,267 I just learned him. 1069 00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:48,567 Forget Crook-Finger'd Jack, boy. 1070 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,400 You're Matt of the Mint. 1071 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,500 You're a star! 1072 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,500 Now! 1073 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,233 He leaves! 1074 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,709 Bridget, let's make some phone calls. 1075 00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,543 Take a break everyone. - I'm so thrilled for you. 1076 00:43:57,567 --> 00:43:58,233 Well done. 1077 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,500 Lunch, one hour. 1078 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,600 Lunch? 1079 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:01,843 I just got here. Let's get some lunch. 1080 00:44:01,867 --> 00:44:02,700 Come on, Jarvis. 1081 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,367 I'll buy you a pint. 1082 00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:05,867 Your wife's gone home, Jarvis. 1083 00:44:05,967 --> 00:44:06,767 Good. 1084 00:44:06,867 --> 00:44:09,200 I'll go to the pub. 1085 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,380 Broken for lunch, have you? 1086 00:44:10,467 --> 00:44:11,567 Yeah. 1087 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,733 Polly, you might 1088 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:33,833 have toyed and kissed by keeping men off, you keep them on. 1089 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:42,200 But he so teased me, and he so pleased me. 1090 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:49,033 What I did, you must have done. 1091 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:55,967 But he so teased me, and he so pleased me. 1092 00:44:56,067 --> 00:45:02,500 What I did, I must have done. 1093 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,400 Hem. 1094 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:08,967 Bye-bye, then. 1095 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:09,967 We're just rehearsing. 1096 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,167 Yes. 1097 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:38,533 Do tell me if it's too strong. 1098 00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:41,300 I'm sure this will be absolutely... 1099 00:46:44,133 --> 00:46:47,833 Yes. 1100 00:46:47,933 --> 00:46:49,567 Perfect, yes. 1101 00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:52,967 Ian's just popped out to get some more Tequila. 1102 00:46:53,067 --> 00:46:54,900 I'm afraid we're hooked on it these days. 1103 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Yes. 1104 00:46:58,667 --> 00:47:03,500 So you're the first. 1105 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:08,867 Yes, looks like it. 1106 00:47:08,967 --> 00:47:11,533 I'm all right then, anyway. 1107 00:47:11,633 --> 00:47:12,633 Yes? 1108 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:13,800 I've got you. 1109 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:17,167 Yes, yes. 1110 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:21,433 I suppose that means that I'm all right as well then. 1111 00:47:21,533 --> 00:47:22,533 Nice pictures. 1112 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,833 She's going it a bit, isn't she? 1113 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:35,567 What about him? 1114 00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:36,800 Look at him. 1115 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,033 Good Lord, Yes. 1116 00:47:44,933 --> 00:47:46,367 Good Lord. 1117 00:47:46,467 --> 00:47:49,100 Wait 'til you see what we got in the bedroom. 1118 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,000 Yes, yes. 1119 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,433 You look, you know, very nice. 1120 00:48:00,533 --> 00:48:01,600 So do you. 1121 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,300 I love men in ties. 1122 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,033 You'd like in our office then. 1123 00:48:11,133 --> 00:48:13,033 It's full of them. 1124 00:48:13,133 --> 00:48:16,033 Look, I might as well say this early on. 1125 00:48:16,133 --> 00:48:17,600 If there's anything you particularly 1126 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:23,467 like or positively dislike, you will say, won't you? 1127 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,600 No, no. 1128 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,900 I'm not at all fussy. 1129 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,867 I take just whatever's put in front of me. 1130 00:48:29,967 --> 00:48:31,467 I mean, I'm very easy. 1131 00:48:32,567 --> 00:48:34,467 I don't think there's anything... 1132 00:48:34,567 --> 00:48:39,600 I suppose if it was excessively cruel or painful that I 1133 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:40,933 would draw the line at. 1134 00:48:41,033 --> 00:48:44,167 Yes, yes. 1135 00:48:44,267 --> 00:48:46,433 You mean like veal, for instance? 1136 00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:48,933 Veal? 1137 00:48:49,033 --> 00:48:51,000 I don't think I've tried that. 1138 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:51,933 You haven't? 1139 00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:53,733 Something new! 1140 00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:56,733 I can't wait. 1141 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,467 Veal? 1142 00:48:58,567 --> 00:49:00,200 How do you spell it? 1143 00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:05,900 V- E-A-L. The same as the meat? 1144 00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:11,233 What does it stand for? 1145 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:17,300 Um, I um, I have no idea. 1146 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,500 Very exciting and lascivious. 1147 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,633 No? 1148 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:31,467 Viciously energetic and lingering. 1149 00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:39,533 Vomit-making especially at lunchtime. 1150 00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:58,633 Your friend's late. 1151 00:49:58,733 --> 00:50:00,400 Yes. 1152 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,400 I'm beginning to get a bit worried. 1153 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,033 I would have picked her up in the car, 1154 00:50:05,133 --> 00:50:08,933 but she's very independent. 1155 00:50:09,033 --> 00:50:10,633 You'll like her. 1156 00:50:10,733 --> 00:50:11,800 I'm sure. 1157 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,000 Ian's back. 1158 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:16,820 Been all over the bloody place, and over out 1159 00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:17,943 of the town but no Tequila. 1160 00:50:17,967 --> 00:50:19,400 Hi ya, Guy. 1161 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,200 Hello, doll. 1162 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,500 You have enough left for another one? 1163 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,500 Just. 1164 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,900 Guy? 1165 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,800 Well i-i-if it could be 1166 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,100 n-not quite so um, so um. 1167 00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:34,033 Where's your friend then? 1168 00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:36,567 W-w-well she'll be here. 1169 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:37,867 Come on. 1170 00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:39,647 I'll show you how to make a Swayze Swizzle. 1171 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,300 Fay can do that, you know? 1172 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,400 Really? 1173 00:50:55,233 --> 00:50:58,700 Before things start hotting, can I just clear up 1174 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,867 a little business matter? 1175 00:51:00,967 --> 00:51:02,700 Of course, of course. 1176 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,100 My brother and I have this little building firm. 1177 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,933 And we've been... 1178 00:51:07,033 --> 00:51:08,473 Yeah, we've been contemplating buying 1179 00:51:08,567 --> 00:51:12,733 a small piece of land, which as it happens 1180 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,400 had joined your factory. 1181 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,100 Yes. 1182 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,500 I know the piece. 1183 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,600 Good. 1184 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,967 Well there is a rumor, isn't there always, 1185 00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:24,467 that said GRV may be intending to develop 1186 00:51:24,567 --> 00:51:26,267 their existing premises. 1187 00:51:26,367 --> 00:51:31,100 In which case, of course, the land in question 1188 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,700 could become a little more expensive. 1189 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:42,533 Well, all I can give you is the same answer I gave Dafyyd. 1190 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:43,800 Dafyyd? 1191 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:49,333 I honestly have no idea, but I'll try and find out. 1192 00:51:49,433 --> 00:51:53,467 I assume Dafyyd's acting for you on this. 1193 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:55,400 Yes. 1194 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,200 Yes, maybe he is. 1195 00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:00,100 Don't take this the wrong way. 1196 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:05,233 I could make this worth your while. 1197 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:11,200 I think I can speak for Fay and say we both could. 1198 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:15,867 Still I'll let pictures speak louder than words, aye? 1199 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:17,767 Get my meaning? 1200 00:52:19,233 --> 00:52:21,733 That'll be your friend. 1201 00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:23,033 I'll get it doll. 1202 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,143 Bring the drinks through, will you? 1203 00:52:26,167 --> 00:52:27,200 We'll join you. 1204 00:52:35,033 --> 00:52:36,533 My God. 1205 00:52:36,633 --> 00:52:37,933 Who's this? 1206 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,500 Thank goodness. 1207 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,867 That's Hilda. 1208 00:52:41,967 --> 00:52:43,200 At last. 1209 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:47,633 That is, that is Hilda? 1210 00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:48,733 Well, yes. 1211 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,600 Well, she does look a bit the worse for a cook. 1212 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,967 What's the joke? 1213 00:52:56,067 --> 00:52:57,567 Nothing. 1214 00:52:57,667 --> 00:52:59,233 Nothing! 1215 00:53:01,633 --> 00:53:02,633 Come on, quick. 1216 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:03,533 Why? 1217 00:53:03,633 --> 00:53:04,733 Where? 1218 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,033 Beddy-byes. 1219 00:53:07,133 --> 00:53:08,300 I'm sorry? 1220 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,533 I'm in desperate need of veal, right now. 1221 00:53:10,633 --> 00:53:12,000 Where? In bed? 1222 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,200 Come on, quick. 1223 00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:24,967 Mr. Hubbard, have you sat down yet? 1224 00:53:25,067 --> 00:53:26,967 I'm sorry I'm late, love. 1225 00:53:27,067 --> 00:53:30,233 Hope you've had the sense to start without me. 1226 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:34,000 No point in letting it get cold, is there? 1227 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:37,100 Ginger and rhubarb. 1228 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,300 Bloody hell fire. 1229 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,100 But all is not as peaceful as it may seem. 1230 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,467 On Thailand's eastern boarder of Cappocia 1231 00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:55,000 and on the western boarder of Malaysia 1232 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,567 there have been incursions. 1233 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:14,233 V- E-A-L. Voraciously, energetic, athletic, lover. 1234 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:20,933 Let the chemists toil like Asses. 1235 00:54:21,033 --> 00:54:25,133 Our for their fire surpasses. 1236 00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:29,033 And turns all of our lead go gold. 1237 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:32,033 Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah. 1238 00:54:32,133 --> 00:54:37,000 Macheath and the ladies. 1239 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,800 Season group on stage. 1240 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:39,700 Hi then. 1241 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,633 How's it going? 1242 00:54:40,733 --> 00:54:41,967 Fine, fine. 1243 00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:44,467 Getting all we want, are we? 1244 00:54:44,567 --> 00:54:46,467 Crispin? 1245 00:54:46,567 --> 00:54:47,467 Don't go away. 1246 00:54:47,567 --> 00:54:48,300 There's a good boy. 1247 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,267 I need you right this minute. 1248 00:54:50,367 --> 00:54:53,300 We're doing you a number now, see? 1249 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,633 I mean, I hope you haven't forgotten that little favor 1250 00:54:55,733 --> 00:54:56,733 for me, have you? 1251 00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:57,700 Not at all. 1252 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,633 OK now, places everyone. 1253 00:54:59,733 --> 00:55:01,500 I mean, I hope you haven't. 1254 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,800 No. 1255 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:06,033 W- w-w-well, I am I-I-I'm... 1256 00:55:07,533 --> 00:55:09,000 Youth's the season made for joys. 1257 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:09,933 Come on, ladies. 1258 00:55:10,033 --> 00:55:11,033 Give it some body. 1259 00:55:11,067 --> 00:55:12,300 Love is then our duty. 1260 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,000 Body. 1261 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,433 You're whores. 1262 00:55:14,533 --> 00:55:15,933 She alone who... - Horizontal women. 1263 00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:17,000 That employs. 1264 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:19,767 Come on, Linda Sell us your body. 1265 00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:21,467 She couldn't give it away. 1266 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,133 Despised in decay. 1267 00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:26,433 Youth's the season made for joy 1268 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:28,067 He's like an animal that boy. 1269 00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:29,367 Love is then our duty. 1270 00:55:29,467 --> 00:55:31,009 You've only got to mention a coffee break, 1271 00:55:31,033 --> 00:55:32,543 and he's got his trousers down by his knees. 1272 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:34,067 Let us drink and sport today 1273 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:36,067 He's got both those girls on a string, you know. 1274 00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:37,800 Ours is not tomorrow. 1275 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,467 It isn't fair on the rest of us, aye. 1276 00:55:39,567 --> 00:55:43,333 Let us drink and sport today. 1277 00:55:43,433 --> 00:55:46,633 Ours is not tomorrow. 1278 00:55:46,733 --> 00:55:50,733 Love with you files swift away. 1279 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:53,100 Age is not but sorrow. 1280 00:55:59,233 --> 00:56:02,100 Is that you, Mr. Jones? 1281 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,833 Yes, it's only me Mrs. Bawden. 1282 00:56:03,933 --> 00:56:05,500 Shhh. 1283 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,367 You can't hold us here, High King. 1284 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:09,667 My father will come with many soldiers. 1285 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:10,967 I warn... 1286 00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,133 Good afternoon. 1287 00:56:40,233 --> 00:56:41,433 Sorry to bother you. 1288 00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:42,533 My name's Llewellyn. 1289 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,533 Is Mr. Jones at home by any chance? 1290 00:56:44,633 --> 00:56:45,433 Yes, he is. 1291 00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:46,600 Won't you come in? 1292 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,700 Thank you very much. 1293 00:56:47,733 --> 00:56:48,833 Yes. 1294 00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:50,333 We're right in the middle of it now. 1295 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:51,867 God. 1296 00:56:51,967 --> 00:56:53,067 My God. 1297 00:56:53,167 --> 00:56:56,233 The Beggar's Opera, don't miss it. 1298 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:58,033 All human life is air, you know. 1299 00:56:58,133 --> 00:56:59,133 What's he doing here? 1300 00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,176 He's supposed to be rehearsing. 1301 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,033 I don't know. 1302 00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:02,500 What do I know? 1303 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,600 This is it. 1304 00:57:05,967 --> 00:57:07,800 What do we do now? 1305 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,533 We have to pretend we're rehearsing. 1306 00:57:09,633 --> 00:57:13,567 But he so pleased me and he so teased me. 1307 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:14,667 Shhhh! 1308 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:17,967 Leave it to me. 1309 00:57:18,067 --> 00:57:19,533 - What I... - No! 1310 00:57:19,633 --> 00:57:20,233 Shh! Shh! 1311 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:21,467 Shh! 1312 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,267 Hello there, Dafyyd. 1313 00:57:27,367 --> 00:57:28,900 Guy, sorry to trouble you at home. 1314 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,267 Could you spare a minute? 1315 00:57:33,633 --> 00:57:36,533 Sorry, I don't want to let the heat out. 1316 00:57:36,633 --> 00:57:37,467 No. 1317 00:57:37,567 --> 00:57:38,400 Right. 1318 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,767 Was that singing I heard just then? 1319 00:57:40,867 --> 00:57:41,767 Yes. 1320 00:57:41,867 --> 00:57:42,700 Cassette. 1321 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,900 Yes. 1322 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,400 I didn't think it was you some how. 1323 00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:48,600 No, no, no, it certainly wasn't me. 1324 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,200 At least I hope it wasn't. 1325 00:57:52,933 --> 00:57:54,600 Thank you, Mrs. Bawden. 1326 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:55,867 Don't let us keep you. 1327 00:57:55,967 --> 00:57:57,433 No. 1328 00:57:57,533 --> 00:57:59,767 Right. 1329 00:57:59,867 --> 00:58:01,433 Look, Guy, it's Ian Hubbard. 1330 00:58:01,533 --> 00:58:04,400 He doesn't think he can do the part after all. 1331 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,500 So we are without a Filch, you see? 1332 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,967 Which is serious, because it's a very big part indeed. 1333 00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:13,133 Yeah. 1334 00:58:13,233 --> 00:58:17,500 Guy, do you think you could do it? 1335 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,733 Well, I... 1336 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:21,467 A month ago, I wouldn't have considered asking you. 1337 00:58:21,567 --> 00:58:24,000 But you're growing in confidence every day. 1338 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:27,033 You know, you're a changed man. 1339 00:58:27,133 --> 00:58:28,213 Well, what do you say, boy? 1340 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:33,467 All right. 1341 00:58:33,567 --> 00:58:34,833 Good man. 1342 00:58:34,933 --> 00:58:38,633 Do you know at this rate, you'll be taking over from me, man. 1343 00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:39,567 Good luck, buck. 1344 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:40,533 Thank you. 1345 00:58:40,633 --> 00:58:42,467 Thank joke about. 1346 00:58:42,567 --> 00:58:45,900 You should really thank Fay, she suggested you straight away. 1347 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,467 Hey, I think you've got a fan there, boy. 1348 00:58:50,567 --> 00:58:51,167 That's long enough. 1349 00:58:51,267 --> 00:58:52,433 Talk about. 1350 00:58:54,233 --> 00:58:58,400 Roses and lilies her cheeks disclose. 1351 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:02,300 But her ripe lips are more sweet than those. 1352 00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,367 Press her, caress her, Watch out! 1353 00:59:05,467 --> 00:59:13,467 With blisses her kisses dissolve us in pleasure and soft repose. 1354 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,400 Well, what are you going to do about it? 1355 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:30,967 I mean, you can't have two of us, can you? 1356 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,676 You'll just have to make your mind up, Guy. 1357 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,133 Me or her? 1358 00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:35,833 I mean, it's not that easy. 1359 00:59:35,933 --> 00:59:36,767 What? 1360 00:59:36,867 --> 00:59:38,000 What did you say? 1361 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,400 I said, it's not that easy. 1362 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,333 Shh! 1363 00:59:40,433 --> 00:59:41,033 Shh! 1364 00:59:41,133 --> 00:59:42,433 All right! 1365 00:59:42,533 --> 00:59:46,400 Do you want the whole restaurant to hear? 1366 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,167 I mean, why do you want two of us anyway? 1367 00:59:49,267 --> 00:59:53,433 Well, I love you both, in different ways. 1368 00:59:53,533 --> 00:59:55,653 I suppose I'm the one who's good for sewing on buttons 1369 00:59:55,733 --> 00:59:57,167 and doing your washing. 1370 00:59:57,267 --> 01:00:00,333 That takes a great deal of arranging I'll have you know. 1371 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:02,367 Using our machine when Dafyyd's out of the way. 1372 01:00:02,467 --> 01:00:04,100 Sorting out socks at midnight. 1373 01:00:07,433 --> 01:00:08,976 You don't have any of his pants, do you? 1374 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,967 I've mislaid a pair. 1375 01:00:11,067 --> 01:00:12,433 Sort of paisley pattern? 1376 01:00:12,533 --> 01:00:13,967 Yes. 1377 01:00:14,067 --> 01:00:15,800 I think I've got them on actually. 1378 01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:16,900 God, Guy. 1379 01:00:20,267 --> 01:00:23,467 Well, it's obvious you don't go to Fay for your washing. 1380 01:00:23,567 --> 01:00:25,076 Despite all those pale clothes she wears, 1381 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,576 I always get the feeling there's something 1382 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,600 very grabby underneath. 1383 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,433 Come on, Hannah. 1384 01:00:29,533 --> 01:00:30,233 Have a cake. 1385 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,700 I've had quite enough cake. 1386 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,300 Now we have to meet in cafe's. 1387 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,700 Well, where else do we go? 1388 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,633 Nowhere. 1389 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:36,600 It's too small a town. 1390 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,600 Everybody knows. 1391 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,767 Except Dafyyd, of course. 1392 01:00:40,867 --> 01:00:44,633 I thought at first, he was turning a gigantic blind eyes. 1393 01:00:44,733 --> 01:00:47,800 It's amazing, even the twins are suspicious. 1394 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,033 No. 1395 01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:52,833 He doesn't want me in that way anymore. 1396 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:57,400 So he assumes that nobody else could possibly want me. 1397 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:01,300 I'm not sure anybody does really. 1398 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,233 Now Hannah. 1399 01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:02,967 Hannah. 1400 01:01:03,067 --> 01:01:04,333 Hannah. 1401 01:01:04,433 --> 01:01:05,667 Now, Hannah. 1402 01:01:05,767 --> 01:01:07,543 It's just damn lucky for you that Dafyyd doesn't know. 1403 01:01:07,567 --> 01:01:08,467 That's all I can say. 1404 01:01:08,567 --> 01:01:10,467 Otherwise, he'd punch you into a pulp. 1405 01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:11,967 He, he, he, he'd smash your face in. 1406 01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:13,300 And jump on you. 1407 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,743 And then, then kick you where it really hurts. 1408 01:01:14,767 --> 01:01:16,467 And I'd laugh, ha, ha. 1409 01:01:16,567 --> 01:01:18,333 His brother Toffy was a rugby player. 1410 01:01:18,433 --> 01:01:21,667 Yes, yes, yes, I know, he told me. 1411 01:01:21,767 --> 01:01:23,333 People are... come on, Hannah. 1412 01:01:23,433 --> 01:01:26,033 People are, people are, people are staring. 1413 01:01:26,133 --> 01:01:28,500 Woo-hoo, hello, you two. 1414 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,400 No. 1415 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,433 Hello, Fay. 1416 01:01:32,533 --> 01:01:33,800 May I join you? 1417 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,800 You most certainly may not. 1418 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,667 Thank you, Guy. 1419 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,000 I'm exhausted. 1420 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,967 Hannah, you look terrible. 1421 01:01:46,067 --> 01:01:46,900 What is it, darling? 1422 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,200 Hay fever? 1423 01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:54,167 I'm allergic that's all to certain smells. 1424 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,767 I think it might be best if one of us left. 1425 01:01:59,867 --> 01:02:01,367 I'm not stopping. 1426 01:02:01,467 --> 01:02:02,467 Good. 1427 01:02:02,533 --> 01:02:04,633 I just wanted to give something to Guy. 1428 01:02:04,733 --> 01:02:05,567 What? 1429 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,567 Here. 1430 01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:07,833 - What is it? - Private. 1431 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:08,767 What? 1432 01:02:08,867 --> 01:02:10,733 Mind your own business. 1433 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:11,876 I demand to know what it is. 1434 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:12,900 I demand to know. 1435 01:02:12,933 --> 01:02:13,767 Get your hands off. 1436 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:14,700 Now then, look girls. 1437 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,600 People are staring. 1438 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:20,867 How dare she give you secret presents right under my nose. 1439 01:02:20,967 --> 01:02:22,067 - Let go! - No! 1440 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:23,233 Look, look. 1441 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:24,867 Let's be adult about this shall we. 1442 01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:26,667 Look, let me have it. 1443 01:02:26,767 --> 01:02:28,033 I'll open it. 1444 01:02:28,133 --> 01:02:30,800 And then there will be no secrets. 1445 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,300 Girl, Hannah. 1446 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,200 Hannah? 1447 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,067 Hannah! - All right. 1448 01:02:36,167 --> 01:02:37,433 I want to see. 1449 01:02:37,533 --> 01:02:38,833 Fay? 1450 01:02:38,933 --> 01:02:40,400 Fine with me. 1451 01:02:43,867 --> 01:02:44,867 You OK? 1452 01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:52,833 God. 1453 01:02:52,933 --> 01:02:55,767 They were under the bed. 1454 01:02:55,867 --> 01:02:57,333 I didn't want you to catch cold. 1455 01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:00,967 You total bitch. 1456 01:03:01,067 --> 01:03:04,800 You total and utter, grubby, smutting, 1457 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:07,167 grimy, unhygienic little bitch. 1458 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:12,567 - Give me those. - Hannah. 1459 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:13,567 Don't do that. 1460 01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:14,533 At once, give them to me. 1461 01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:15,967 Let go at once. 1462 01:03:16,067 --> 01:03:16,900 Now, look. Look. 1463 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,800 This is silly. 1464 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:18,800 Give me those pants. 1465 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:19,800 Hannah, they're not yours. 1466 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:20,800 They don't belong to you. 1467 01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:21,767 Yes, they do! 1468 01:03:21,867 --> 01:03:23,100 Nonsense. 1469 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,943 - I think they do actually, Fay. - They're hers? 1470 01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,000 Yes. 1471 01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:26,967 Darling. 1472 01:03:27,067 --> 01:03:28,833 I'm terribly sorry. 1473 01:03:28,933 --> 01:03:31,043 I mean, when I said they were hers, I meant, you know... 1474 01:03:31,067 --> 01:03:31,967 Hannah, darling. 1475 01:03:32,067 --> 01:03:34,067 Whoever would have guessed? 1476 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:36,600 Well, it just goes to show behind the most 1477 01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:38,367 boring exterior... - How dare you do this. 1478 01:03:38,467 --> 01:03:39,587 - There's... - How dare you. 1479 01:03:39,667 --> 01:03:41,633 The weirdest of hang ups. 1480 01:03:41,733 --> 01:03:44,133 - I'm not stopping here. - Don't worry, darling. 1481 01:03:44,233 --> 01:03:45,600 Your secret is safe. 1482 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,000 You'll be sorry for this. 1483 01:03:49,667 --> 01:03:50,500 Really, Fay. 1484 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:51,700 They were Dafyyd's. 1485 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,667 A mix up in the wash. 1486 01:03:54,767 --> 01:03:56,900 I shan't enquire further. 1487 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,933 I'll be in later if you wanted to hop around. 1488 01:04:00,033 --> 01:04:01,200 Um. 1489 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:05,767 I, I, yeah, I don't think tonight, Fay. 1490 01:04:05,867 --> 01:04:09,233 By the way, Ian was wondering if you'd heard about the land 1491 01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:10,333 yet. 1492 01:04:12,867 --> 01:04:14,633 No. 1493 01:04:14,733 --> 01:04:16,100 No, sorry. 1494 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,333 Jarvis won't hang on forever. 1495 01:04:18,433 --> 01:04:20,533 If we don't buy it, somebody else will. 1496 01:04:20,633 --> 01:04:21,633 Jarvis? 1497 01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:27,000 You mean, it's Jarvis who owns the land? 1498 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:31,067 The point is darling, we made a deal. 1499 01:04:33,533 --> 01:04:34,533 A deal? 1500 01:04:34,567 --> 01:04:39,333 Well, Ian did give it up for you. 1501 01:04:39,433 --> 01:04:40,667 His role. 1502 01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:41,867 Filch. 1503 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:44,633 But I didn't ask him to. 1504 01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:53,600 I am checking discreetly, of course. 1505 01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,200 Good. 1506 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:58,533 It would be horrid if it got all nasty, wouldn't it? 1507 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,800 Bye bye, darling. 1508 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:06,900 Bye. 1509 01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:13,600 Yeah, this is Mrs. Cullet. 1510 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:15,567 She lives next door to me. 1511 01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:23,633 Thus when a good housewife 1512 01:05:23,733 --> 01:05:27,533 sees a rat in her trap in the morning taken, 1513 01:05:27,633 --> 01:05:31,100 with pleasure her heart goes pit-a-pat in the revenge 1514 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,667 for her loss of bacon 1515 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:42,967 To be worried, crushed, and sha-a-a-a-ken. 1516 01:05:43,067 --> 01:05:46,033 Am I then bilked of my virtue? 1517 01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:48,467 Can I have no reparation? 1518 01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:52,033 Sure, men were born to lie and women to believe them. 1519 01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:53,467 Villain, villain. 1520 01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:55,467 Am I not thy wife? 1521 01:05:55,567 --> 01:05:56,300 Guy. 1522 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,400 Sorry we're running a bit late. 1523 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,433 Moving into the theater and all that. 1524 01:06:00,533 --> 01:06:01,700 It's OK. 1525 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,133 This boy, he's got a great voice 1526 01:06:04,233 --> 01:06:07,133 but he moves like a tailor's dummy. 1527 01:06:07,233 --> 01:06:10,233 As for this prissy little madam, look at her. 1528 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:13,400 I've seen rougher trade on a health-food counter? 1529 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:15,433 Art thou then married, monster? 1530 01:06:15,533 --> 01:06:18,300 Art thou then married to another? 1531 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,433 Art thou then married to another? 1532 01:06:21,533 --> 01:06:24,100 Hast thou...? 1533 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,800 Hast thou two wives, monster? 1534 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,133 All right, I know it. 1535 01:06:29,233 --> 01:06:30,700 All right, girls. 1536 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,233 Get on with it. 1537 01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:35,567 Every time I pause for a breath, she reads out my line. 1538 01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:37,467 I have to breathe don't I? 1539 01:06:37,567 --> 01:06:38,567 Not necessarily. 1540 01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:41,433 You can't take all that long breathing on stage. 1541 01:06:41,533 --> 01:06:43,967 If you want to breathe deeply, breathe 1542 01:06:44,067 --> 01:06:46,300 offstage in your own time. 1543 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,167 On we go. 1544 01:06:47,267 --> 01:06:48,667 And Bridget, shut up. 1545 01:06:48,767 --> 01:06:50,800 I thought I was here to prompt. 1546 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:51,733 Shut up! 1547 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:54,100 Go on! 1548 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:58,033 My go is it? 1549 01:06:58,133 --> 01:07:00,967 If women's tongues will cease then hear me. 1550 01:07:01,067 --> 01:07:02,200 God help us all. 1551 01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:02,933 Hey! 1552 01:07:03,033 --> 01:07:04,900 I heard that. 1553 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,133 I won't. 1554 01:07:06,233 --> 01:07:08,867 Flesh and blood can't bear my usage. 1555 01:07:08,967 --> 01:07:10,900 Shall I not claim my own? 1556 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,900 He must be distracted with his misfortunes 1557 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,633 or he could not use me thus. 1558 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,500 Um. 1559 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,900 What is it then? 1560 01:07:33,733 --> 01:07:35,733 Va. 1561 01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:36,833 Vain? 1562 01:07:36,867 --> 01:07:38,267 Vish? 1563 01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:40,567 Vo? 1564 01:07:40,667 --> 01:07:44,633 Va, va. 1565 01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:46,533 Just what the hell is this? 1566 01:07:46,633 --> 01:07:48,233 20 bloody questions? 1567 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:51,233 Bridget, for God's sake, give her her line. 1568 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:54,867 You just told me not to. 1569 01:07:54,967 --> 01:07:55,867 Villain, villain. 1570 01:07:55,967 --> 01:07:57,267 Thou hast deceived me. 1571 01:07:57,367 --> 01:07:58,609 I could even inform against thee with pleasure. 1572 01:07:58,633 --> 01:08:00,076 Not a prude wishes more heartily to have 1573 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:01,700 facts against her intimate acquaintance. 1574 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,067 Ohhhh! 1575 01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:04,200 Bridget, cut that out. 1576 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:05,933 And Linda, pull yourself together. 1577 01:08:06,033 --> 01:08:07,033 Just a minute, Dafyyd. 1578 01:08:07,133 --> 01:08:08,933 Just a minute. 1579 01:08:09,967 --> 01:08:10,833 Now, don't cry. 1580 01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:13,733 Nobody's worth it. 1581 01:08:13,833 --> 01:08:15,467 Look at that smoking wolf. 1582 01:08:15,567 --> 01:08:16,567 Rehearsal Come on. 1583 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,467 Now, don't cry anymore. 1584 01:08:17,567 --> 01:08:18,300 Come on. 1585 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,033 Injury time's over. - Right. 1586 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:21,033 She's all right. 1587 01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:22,133 All right? 1588 01:08:25,967 --> 01:08:27,200 Villain, villain. 1589 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:29,933 Thou hast deceived me. 1590 01:08:30,033 --> 01:08:32,867 I could even inform against you with pleasure. 1591 01:08:32,967 --> 01:08:35,400 Not a prude wishes more heartily to have 1592 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,100 facts against your intimate acquaintance. 1593 01:08:37,133 --> 01:08:39,500 I wish to have facts against thee. 1594 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,700 I would have her satisfaction and they should all out. 1595 01:08:46,867 --> 01:08:47,867 Well. 1596 01:08:51,167 --> 01:08:53,433 Will you stop laughing at me! 1597 01:08:53,533 --> 01:08:56,767 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1598 01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:58,733 It was funny. 1599 01:08:58,833 --> 01:08:59,867 Linda. 1600 01:08:59,967 --> 01:09:02,133 I'll soon make you stop laughing. 1601 01:09:07,733 --> 01:09:11,567 Quick, play something. 1602 01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:12,567 That's enough. 1603 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:13,533 No more. 1604 01:09:13,633 --> 01:09:14,533 Ted, shut up. 1605 01:09:14,633 --> 01:09:16,900 Shut up! 1606 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,733 Come on, girls. Come on. 1607 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:19,733 Stop that. 1608 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:21,433 Very convincing. 1609 01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:22,533 Shut up! 1610 01:09:25,267 --> 01:09:27,167 Get in there, girl. 1611 01:09:27,267 --> 01:09:29,767 Bridget, Linda, come on, stop it. 1612 01:09:29,867 --> 01:09:30,867 Get them, Guy. 1613 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:31,933 Linda. 1614 01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:35,967 Stop it! 1615 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,433 Now listen to me both of you. 1616 01:09:38,533 --> 01:09:39,833 Stop it. 1617 01:09:39,933 --> 01:09:40,933 Don't be silly. 1618 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:41,800 Bridget! 1619 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:42,800 Cut it out! 1620 01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:43,800 All right. 1621 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:45,500 Now that's good, all right. 1622 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,400 Aye! 1623 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,167 God almighty. 1624 01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:48,433 I can't hold her much... 1625 01:09:48,533 --> 01:09:51,367 Take her back stage and run her under a tap. 1626 01:09:51,467 --> 01:09:52,333 Outside. Come on. 1627 01:09:52,433 --> 01:09:53,267 Come on. 1628 01:09:53,367 --> 01:09:54,000 Stop it. 1629 01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:54,967 Come along. 1630 01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:56,500 Don't be silly. Come on. 1631 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,467 Stop it! 1632 01:09:57,567 --> 01:09:58,433 No! 1633 01:09:58,533 --> 01:10:01,033 I hate her! 1634 01:10:01,133 --> 01:10:03,567 Now, cool off! 1635 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:04,500 Breathe deeply! Come on. 1636 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,333 In through your nose. 1637 01:10:05,433 --> 01:10:06,553 You, you sniggering Herbert. 1638 01:10:06,633 --> 01:10:08,400 This is all your fault. 1639 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,000 Bollocks. 1640 01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:12,100 I've got a good mind to sort you out, boy. 1641 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,233 I really have. 1642 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,667 All right, you're on. 1643 01:10:16,767 --> 01:10:17,900 What? 1644 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,000 Come on. 1645 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,300 Stop it. 1646 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,767 You know, you've been getting up my nose for a few weeks now. 1647 01:10:26,867 --> 01:10:27,767 Come on boy, be your age. 1648 01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:29,300 I'm a middle aged man. 1649 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,600 But lately, I don't try it on. 1650 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:31,467 I'm a lawyer. 1651 01:10:31,567 --> 01:10:32,467 I could have you up. 1652 01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:34,133 I won't, mind you, if you don't try. 1653 01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:37,933 I've got my glasses on man. 1654 01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:39,933 God! 1655 01:10:40,033 --> 01:10:40,900 Dafyyd! 1656 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,500 Hoy! 1657 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,900 Bye all. 1658 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,933 Lord, lord, lord. 1659 01:10:46,033 --> 01:10:49,100 That wasn't as convincing as the other one. 1660 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,433 I'd kill that old bastard. 1661 01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:52,033 You don't mind an opinion, do you? 1662 01:10:52,133 --> 01:10:54,133 - Are you OK? - What's happened? 1663 01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:56,200 I think he's been hit in the... 1664 01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:58,333 It's very painful there isn't it? 1665 01:10:58,433 --> 01:11:00,333 Well, of course, it's bloody painful. 1666 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:05,133 Cold water helps, I think. 1667 01:11:05,233 --> 01:11:06,867 You better come with me. 1668 01:11:06,967 --> 01:11:08,667 You can have the sink after Linda. 1669 01:11:08,767 --> 01:11:09,776 That's right, dear. Come on. 1670 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,633 Hey, stop it. 1671 01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,200 Hey, hey, hey. 1672 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,867 Here. 1673 01:11:17,967 --> 01:11:19,267 Tell me what you think this is. 1674 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,567 I have no idea. 1675 01:11:27,667 --> 01:11:32,733 That is an actual recording of an 1812 1676 01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:34,400 Boulton and Watt beam engine. 1677 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,767 Really? 1678 01:11:35,867 --> 01:11:39,233 Which is still used today for pumping water to the summit 1679 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:41,900 of the Kennett and Avon canal. 1680 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,700 Look, could I have a word with you? 1681 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,967 It's about that bit of land next to GRV, do you know it? 1682 01:11:49,067 --> 01:11:51,300 Know it? 1683 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:52,700 I own it. 1684 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,133 Yes, well you see the point is, 1685 01:11:54,233 --> 01:11:56,733 there's a rumor going about that GRV 1686 01:11:56,833 --> 01:11:59,000 are contemplating buying it. 1687 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:03,733 In which case, it could be worth a bit, 1688 01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:07,267 if you were considering selling it. 1689 01:12:07,367 --> 01:12:10,733 Well, I'll see you looked after, don't worry. 1690 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:11,867 No. 1691 01:12:11,967 --> 01:12:14,700 I, I, I don't need looking after. 1692 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,800 Really. 1693 01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,300 Well, why are you telling me? 1694 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:20,333 Well, I, I, I wouldn't want people to put one over on you. 1695 01:12:20,433 --> 01:12:21,433 Friendly. 1696 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:27,367 They don't come the friendly with me, friend. 1697 01:12:27,467 --> 01:12:29,000 I have a few years to go yet. 1698 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,909 But when I leave this earth, I've be leaving it fair 1699 01:12:30,933 --> 01:12:31,733 and square. 1700 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,233 I owe nothing to no one. 1701 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:34,533 They're all paid off. 1702 01:12:34,633 --> 01:12:35,633 I paid off my business. 1703 01:12:35,733 --> 01:12:36,733 I paid off my family. 1704 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,833 Hello?! 1705 01:12:41,533 --> 01:12:42,400 Hi. 1706 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,167 Good evening. 1707 01:12:43,267 --> 01:12:45,367 Has Dafyyd got to us yet? 1708 01:12:45,467 --> 01:12:49,000 No, I don't think he's got to very much actually. 1709 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:51,333 How unsurprising? 1710 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:52,067 Where is he? 1711 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:53,500 Back there? 1712 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,967 Yes. 1713 01:12:55,067 --> 01:12:56,433 She's paid off and all. 1714 01:12:56,533 --> 01:12:58,367 My mother's 92, and she's paid off. 1715 01:12:58,467 --> 01:13:01,233 You'll be paid off, don't worry. 1716 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,700 Without consent of parents. 1717 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:03,633 Hello, everybody. 1718 01:13:03,733 --> 01:13:04,733 What's been going on? 1719 01:13:07,433 --> 01:13:08,433 Nice shot. 1720 01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:12,567 How are you feeling? - Bloody awful. 1721 01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:19,400 If that boy doesn't come back, we are over the dead boy line. 1722 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,200 You know, trying to do the Beggar's 1723 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:25,833 Opera without a Macheath is a bit of a nonstarter. 1724 01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:28,467 Who cares anyway? 1725 01:13:28,567 --> 01:13:29,833 I do. 1726 01:13:29,933 --> 01:13:31,767 Guy. 1727 01:13:31,867 --> 01:13:32,867 Guy. 1728 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:33,967 My rock. 1729 01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:41,500 But nobody really cares. 1730 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:46,100 Every time I vow, I'm just going to have a ball. 1731 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:50,267 I'm not going to take any of it seriously. 1732 01:13:50,367 --> 01:13:53,267 Every time it gets like this. 1733 01:13:53,367 --> 01:13:55,833 Life and death stuff, man. 1734 01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:56,933 Desperate. 1735 01:14:00,767 --> 01:14:06,033 And all that's happened is that a play might not happen. 1736 01:14:06,133 --> 01:14:08,067 That's all. 1737 01:14:08,167 --> 01:14:12,567 But outside these four walls, boy-o In the real world 1738 01:14:12,667 --> 01:14:17,633 out there, actually I'm in serious trouble. 1739 01:14:17,733 --> 01:14:21,400 And I couldn't give a stuff. 1740 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,500 Any particular sort of trouble? 1741 01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:29,733 Things, you know. 1742 01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,033 Hannah. 1743 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,900 Things like that. 1744 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,067 She's a bloody deep freeze of a woman. 1745 01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:39,967 That's the trouble, physically, I mean. 1746 01:14:40,067 --> 01:14:42,800 She's great in other ways keeping 1747 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:47,200 the home going and things. 1748 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:50,200 I call her my Swiss Army wife. 1749 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,133 No man should be without one. 1750 01:14:52,233 --> 01:14:59,300 It's just that she's got 1751 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,567 a blade missing or something. 1752 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:04,200 Always outside. 1753 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,467 It isn't her fault, mind you. 1754 01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:07,100 No. 1755 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,500 It's just not in her nature. 1756 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,133 That's it. 1757 01:15:10,233 --> 01:15:13,067 Right from our wedding night. 1758 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:16,767 Ice tongs to lift her nightdress. 1759 01:15:16,867 --> 01:15:20,167 I'm telling you, boy. 1760 01:15:20,267 --> 01:15:23,600 I assumed she'd thaw, see? 1761 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:26,733 Given a little warmth. 1762 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:29,033 Well. 1763 01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:31,200 God, it isn't as if I didn't try it? 1764 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,633 I really wanted to make it work. 1765 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:37,733 I really did. 1766 01:15:42,467 --> 01:15:46,367 The nights I spent battering at those bloody defenses of her. 1767 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,667 I know. 1768 01:15:50,767 --> 01:15:52,033 To hell with it. 1769 01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,167 I'm fine. 1770 01:15:57,267 --> 01:15:58,547 Still you managed to have twins. 1771 01:16:02,033 --> 01:16:02,900 Yes. 1772 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,400 We never talk about that. 1773 01:16:07,567 --> 01:16:08,567 Never. 1774 01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:13,300 Sorry to interrupt. 1775 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,733 First, I thought you ought to know the tannoy's 1776 01:16:15,833 --> 01:16:17,833 on, the loudspeaker system. 1777 01:16:17,933 --> 01:16:19,600 We heard everything. 1778 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,000 God. 1779 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:24,633 Second, in a vain attempt to stop Hannah hearing, 1780 01:16:24,733 --> 01:16:25,933 we've had a meeting. 1781 01:16:26,033 --> 01:16:27,867 That boy doesn't intend to come back. 1782 01:16:27,967 --> 01:16:29,300 So we need a new Macheath. 1783 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,900 Where are we going to find him? 1784 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,000 Well... 1785 01:16:36,733 --> 01:16:38,467 You mean him? 1786 01:16:38,567 --> 01:16:43,200 Well, it's either that or bring back Ian Hubbard. 1787 01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:44,367 God. 1788 01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:47,900 Anyone rather than Ian Hubbard. 1789 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,333 Could you do it? 1790 01:16:49,433 --> 01:16:50,433 Do it? 1791 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,500 He'll love it. 1792 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:56,900 Which way shall I turn me? 1793 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,633 How can I decide? 1794 01:16:58,733 --> 01:17:03,533 Wives the day of our death, are as fond as a bride. 1795 01:17:03,633 --> 01:17:06,633 One wife is too much for most husbands to hear, 1796 01:17:06,733 --> 01:17:11,333 but two at a time there's no mortal can bear. 1797 01:17:11,433 --> 01:17:15,067 This way and that way and which way I will, 1798 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:19,100 what would comfort the one t'other wife would take ill. 1799 01:17:38,533 --> 01:17:41,267 Hello, Guy! 1800 01:17:41,367 --> 01:17:45,433 So sweet of you to pop 'round. 1801 01:17:45,533 --> 01:17:46,867 Sherry or something? 1802 01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:47,800 No. 1803 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,267 Thanks all the same. 1804 01:17:49,367 --> 01:17:51,267 Not with rehearsals in a minute. 1805 01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:54,400 No matter if I drink myself silly. 1806 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:58,433 They always hide me behind a piece of scenery anyway. 1807 01:17:58,533 --> 01:18:00,667 Do sit down. 1808 01:18:00,767 --> 01:18:01,800 Do you? 1809 01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:03,500 No. 1810 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,900 You are good. 1811 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,067 None of the vices, practically. 1812 01:18:11,633 --> 01:18:15,667 We all think Dafyyd's terribly lucky to get you as Macheath. 1813 01:18:15,767 --> 01:18:18,033 Whatever the price. 1814 01:18:18,133 --> 01:18:18,967 I'm sorry? 1815 01:18:19,067 --> 01:18:21,933 Don't be sorry, Guy. 1816 01:18:22,033 --> 01:18:24,833 You've jollied us all up, no end. 1817 01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:26,500 All of us. 1818 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,433 In our different ways. 1819 01:18:28,533 --> 01:18:29,533 Well, I... 1820 01:18:29,633 --> 01:18:31,367 What I'm really hoping is that you're going 1821 01:18:31,467 --> 01:18:35,200 to make my afternoon as well. 1822 01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:38,933 After all, you've made practically everyone else's. 1823 01:18:39,033 --> 01:18:42,200 There's a little favor I wanted to ask you. 1824 01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,333 Don't look so terrified. 1825 01:18:43,433 --> 01:18:44,733 It's not what you're thinking 1826 01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:45,633 N-no. 1827 01:18:45,733 --> 01:18:46,633 No. 1828 01:18:46,733 --> 01:18:48,333 God forbid. 1829 01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:52,200 Six years of sharing a mattress with Jarvis cured me of that. 1830 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,367 It's about our little piece of land. 1831 01:18:54,467 --> 01:18:55,733 Yes. 1832 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:58,733 Yes, but the point is, I got this in the post this morning. 1833 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:00,300 How gorgeous. 1834 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:01,267 What is it? 1835 01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:02,800 I'm sorry I haven't got my glasses 1836 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,700 It's 500 pounds. 1837 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,233 Lucky you. 1838 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:08,800 Somebody passed away? 1839 01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:11,067 I rather thought it came from Jarvis. 1840 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:13,333 That sounds very unlikely. 1841 01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:16,100 You'd be the first person to get any money out of Jarvis. 1842 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,467 None of his wives ever could. 1843 01:19:18,567 --> 01:19:19,967 Two of them died trying. 1844 01:19:20,067 --> 01:19:21,200 Poor things. 1845 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,467 I'm pretty certain it came from him. 1846 01:19:23,567 --> 01:19:26,833 Did it say, with love from Jarvis? 1847 01:19:26,933 --> 01:19:29,033 No, of course it didn't. 1848 01:19:29,133 --> 01:19:32,000 Then why on earth should he send you 500 pounds? 1849 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,800 Because I warned him about this rumor. 1850 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:37,033 Yes, it was awfully sweet of you. 1851 01:19:37,133 --> 01:19:38,867 Thank you. 1852 01:19:38,967 --> 01:19:42,767 Suppose the rumor wasn't true, and everyone assumed it was. 1853 01:19:42,867 --> 01:19:44,400 The price of the land would go up. 1854 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,433 And all those unscrupulous people you warned Jarvis about 1855 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:51,433 would receive a sort of poetic justice. 1856 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,033 Of course, it would be helped enormously 1857 01:19:57,133 --> 01:19:59,800 if someone strategically placed, like yourself, 1858 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:01,833 encouraged the story. 1859 01:20:01,933 --> 01:20:03,767 No. 1860 01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:05,267 I don't think I could. 1861 01:20:05,367 --> 01:20:06,000 No, no. 1862 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,200 Heaven forbid. 1863 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,400 Yes. 1864 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,143 Just remember though, when they're all clapping 1865 01:20:10,167 --> 01:20:12,900 and cheering you on the first night, 1866 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,467 it was me that got you the part. 1867 01:20:14,567 --> 01:20:17,267 Yes, well, I, I'm very grateful but I... 1868 01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:18,867 Well, we must dash mustn't we? 1869 01:20:18,967 --> 01:20:20,400 Wouldn't do to keep them waiting. 1870 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,043 Yeah, but what should I do with the money? 1871 01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:23,667 Enjoy it, I should. 1872 01:20:27,267 --> 01:20:28,767 I can't accept it. 1873 01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:35,000 You can't leave it People will think you're giving it to us. 1874 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,767 Before the barn door crowing, 1875 01:20:38,867 --> 01:20:41,967 the cock by Hens att... - It does fit. 1876 01:20:42,067 --> 01:20:43,333 It's a miracle. 1877 01:20:43,433 --> 01:20:46,433 The cock by hands attended. 1878 01:20:46,533 --> 01:20:47,767 It's lovely. 1879 01:20:47,867 --> 01:20:49,333 Let's start from the top, please. 1880 01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:50,333 Hello, Rebecca. 1881 01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:51,676 Just Guy's jacket might graph linen. 1882 01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:53,133 That needs altering. 1883 01:20:53,233 --> 01:20:55,733 Before the barn door crowing, the cock by hens 1884 01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:57,300 attended. 1885 01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,600 His eyes around him throwing stands for a while suspended... 1886 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:01,700 You've locked the door. 1887 01:21:01,733 --> 01:21:02,809 Why have you locked the door? 1888 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:03,633 Fay, don't do that. - I know. 1889 01:21:03,733 --> 01:21:04,833 I'm late. 1890 01:21:04,933 --> 01:21:06,367 And cheers the happy hen. 1891 01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:08,900 With a how do you do that was quick and a how do you do 1892 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,467 and how do you do again. 1893 01:21:14,533 --> 01:21:15,933 Guy. 1894 01:21:16,033 --> 01:21:17,467 Sorry to keep you waiting. 1895 01:21:17,567 --> 01:21:19,200 We'll be under way pretty soon now, 1896 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,733 if nothing else blows up on us. 1897 01:21:23,567 --> 01:21:25,700 Thank you, Raymond. 1898 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,333 It's lovely. 1899 01:21:27,433 --> 01:21:29,000 This look like firelight to you? 1900 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:31,033 Not a lot. 1901 01:21:31,133 --> 01:21:32,967 No, no, me neither. 1902 01:21:33,067 --> 01:21:35,567 Yes, we're wild about that, Raymond. 1903 01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:36,667 We like it very much. 1904 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:37,940 JARVIS Go on Stick your leg up. 1905 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,433 Stick your leg up in the air. 1906 01:21:39,533 --> 01:21:41,933 Could I see your number 18 now, please? 1907 01:21:42,033 --> 01:21:43,533 That's your number 18? 1908 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:45,200 My number 15. 1909 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:48,033 Haven't even got the same bloody numbers these pants? 1910 01:21:50,700 --> 01:21:52,900 No, that's number 17, Raymond. 1911 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,000 That's your number 17. 1912 01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:56,633 My number 12. 1913 01:21:56,733 --> 01:21:59,533 That is number 18. 1914 01:21:59,633 --> 01:22:00,633 19? 1915 01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:02,867 What the hell's that supposed to be then? 1916 01:22:02,967 --> 01:22:03,800 No, Raymond. 1917 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:06,600 Come down, now. 1918 01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:08,033 Here this should be better. 1919 01:22:08,133 --> 01:22:09,733 Thanks. 1920 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:11,200 There's too much red, man. 1921 01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:12,709 - They look like they're on fire. - Hold it there. 1922 01:22:12,733 --> 01:22:13,533 Hold it. 1923 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:15,600 Hold it. 1924 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:17,867 Let me know if it's still uncomfortable. 1925 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:21,800 No, no, this is this is perfect. 1926 01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:24,167 Try circuit 12 on number 22, Raymond. 1927 01:22:24,267 --> 01:22:25,600 Let's go to the piano now. 1928 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:26,800 Guy. 1929 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,433 I'm going to sit on top it it. 1930 01:22:27,533 --> 01:22:28,633 What? 1931 01:22:28,733 --> 01:22:29,976 Like they used to do in the movies, you know. 1932 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,900 Why haven't you phoned? 1933 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,767 Hannah. 1934 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:35,700 What is it? 1935 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,933 What have I done? 1936 01:22:37,033 --> 01:22:38,900 Well, I've-I've had this on my mind. 1937 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,433 I've had a week to learn the thing. 1938 01:22:40,533 --> 01:22:42,900 Was that more important than us? 1939 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,867 That's fine. 1940 01:22:44,967 --> 01:22:46,733 Now don't lose it, Raymond. 1941 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,100 Now, number 16. 1942 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:49,609 We can't decide anything in the middle of a... 1943 01:22:49,633 --> 01:22:51,833 - Well when can we? - Sorry my loves. 1944 01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:54,333 I'll be with you in a minute. 1945 01:22:54,433 --> 01:22:56,367 This is getting ridiculous, Raymond. 1946 01:22:56,467 --> 01:22:57,200 All right. 1947 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:58,467 If you want to talk about it. 1948 01:22:58,567 --> 01:23:00,167 We will. 1949 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:05,367 I think, I think it's got to stop. 1950 01:23:05,467 --> 01:23:07,233 I think it's been tremendous fun. 1951 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:10,033 And I think you're wonderful. 1952 01:23:10,133 --> 01:23:12,767 But it's simply go to stop. 1953 01:23:12,867 --> 01:23:15,433 What are you talking about? 1954 01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:16,233 Stop? 1955 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:19,733 27 and 28, Raymond. 1956 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:20,667 Why? 1957 01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:21,667 Why? 1958 01:23:21,767 --> 01:23:25,067 Well for one thing, Dafyyd. 1959 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,967 I don't like the look of those two. 1960 01:23:27,067 --> 01:23:28,067 Shut up! 1961 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,267 Stop running about! 1962 01:23:29,367 --> 01:23:31,500 What's Dafyyd go to do with anything? 1963 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:32,333 No, no. 1964 01:23:32,433 --> 01:23:34,033 We leave the pageant spot later. 1965 01:23:34,133 --> 01:23:37,733 Dafyyd has got everything to do with everything. 1966 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:38,667 He's your husband. 1967 01:23:38,767 --> 01:23:39,767 And he's my friend. 1968 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,767 Let's try 86, Raymond. 1969 01:23:41,867 --> 01:23:43,500 If I felt that I was responsible 1970 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:44,633 for your leaving him. 1971 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:48,067 I'm leaving him any way whether you stay or not. 1972 01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:51,167 This lighting here sucks, Raymond. 1973 01:23:51,267 --> 01:23:53,300 You'd have to be a midget. 1974 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:56,233 What do you think we're doing, Snow White? 1975 01:23:56,333 --> 01:24:00,300 You're using Dafyyd as an excuse to ditch me, that all. 1976 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,900 That's absolutely not true. 1977 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,900 I say, you two? 1978 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,367 Yes. 1979 01:24:06,467 --> 01:24:08,243 Look, would you mind standing in for me for a minute? 1980 01:24:08,267 --> 01:24:10,400 Just by there while I check this focus. 1981 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,967 That's right. 1982 01:24:13,067 --> 01:24:14,667 I have preferred it if you'd been honest 1983 01:24:14,767 --> 01:24:16,433 and said another woman. - Shh! 1984 01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:19,533 Hannah, could you pretend to be Fay Hubbard for me 1985 01:24:19,633 --> 01:24:21,000 for a minute, love? 1986 01:24:21,100 --> 01:24:23,933 Which of course it is She's a bit taller than you. 1987 01:24:24,033 --> 01:24:26,900 So can you stand up on your toes a bit? 1988 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,700 A bit more please, love? 1989 01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:30,033 That's it, carry it. 1990 01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:33,067 Guy, my love, would you mind going down a bit? 1991 01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:35,700 Down to Tony Moffit's size. 1992 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,733 There, that's fine. 1993 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:39,767 That's no good at all, Raymond. 1994 01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:42,500 Show me something else. 1995 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,600 I was prepared to give up everything for you, you know. 1996 01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:47,533 No. 1997 01:24:47,633 --> 01:24:48,833 Nope. 1998 01:24:48,933 --> 01:24:52,667 My home, my marriage, even my children. 1999 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:58,100 I don't think you were actually, Hannah. 2000 01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,700 Not if it came to it. 2001 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,600 No! 2002 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,433 Not in a million years. 2003 01:25:03,533 --> 01:25:07,033 You were playing around with Faye and God knows who else. 2004 01:25:07,133 --> 01:25:09,133 You used me, Guy. 2005 01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:10,733 - No, that is a lie. - Yes! 2006 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:11,733 That's it. 2007 01:25:11,833 --> 01:25:13,700 What number is that? 2008 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,567 Number 8. 2009 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:16,467 Sorry my loves. 2010 01:25:16,567 --> 01:25:17,267 You can relax now. 2011 01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:18,700 Thanks a lot for your help. 2012 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:20,043 What's the matter with her then? 2013 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:21,547 Sh-sh-sh-sh she sh-sh-sh-sh she. 2014 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:23,143 Hey, you're dafty but you've been looking in the light 2015 01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:24,167 again, haven't you? 2016 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,309 How many times have I told you? 2017 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,067 Shut your eyes, girl. 2018 01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:28,267 Hey, put those down, Ted. 2019 01:25:28,367 --> 01:25:29,600 And don't bang those there. 2020 01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:30,843 Put them on that side of you. 2021 01:25:30,867 --> 01:25:31,967 I do like those. 2022 01:25:32,067 --> 01:25:33,109 Because I picked them myself actually. 2023 01:25:33,133 --> 01:25:35,633 I do love you so much, Guy. 2024 01:25:35,733 --> 01:25:38,367 I love you too, Hannah. 2025 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,000 I think they'll probably stick 2026 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:41,343 in very strongly in the actual piece, I hope anyway. 2027 01:25:41,367 --> 01:25:42,733 We're supposed to have 8 the doors. 2028 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,000 Count them. 2029 01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,509 We're supposed to have them in Act Three. 2030 01:25:45,533 --> 01:25:46,333 Dafyyd. 2031 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:47,500 Yes, my love? 2032 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,300 I have to talk to you about something. 2033 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:50,033 Yes. 2034 01:25:50,133 --> 01:25:51,833 I say, is this right? 2035 01:25:51,933 --> 01:25:53,009 Yeah, that's great, Jarvis. 2036 01:25:53,033 --> 01:25:54,500 Great. 2037 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,667 What's the problem? 2038 01:25:56,767 --> 01:26:00,400 Well, I know it's it's a ridiculous time to say it. 2039 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:01,500 But... 2040 01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:02,976 These are not the right trousers, of course. 2041 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:03,900 You're going to be sensational, Guy. 2042 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,200 You're home and dry, boy. 2043 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,967 No, no, no, it-it- it's not about the show. 2044 01:26:08,067 --> 01:26:10,067 Nor do they appear to have sent me any boots. 2045 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,033 I mean, the man's a jailer. 2046 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:12,233 He'd have boots. 2047 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,867 He's never have shoes, not in a jail. 2048 01:26:13,967 --> 01:26:15,000 Don't worry, Jarvis. 2049 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,309 Just try and remember your lines. 2050 01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:18,667 Well, I'm not playing in these shoes. 2051 01:26:18,767 --> 01:26:20,100 I need to find some boots. 2052 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,600 Anyone seen some brown boots? 2053 01:26:25,233 --> 01:26:26,500 Seen this have you? 2054 01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:32,767 Kept that to yourself. 2055 01:26:32,867 --> 01:26:35,733 They're relocating 76 people. 2056 01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:37,767 74, actually. 2057 01:26:37,867 --> 01:26:39,333 How long have you know this? 2058 01:26:39,433 --> 01:26:43,000 Since I-Since I found the note on my desk this morning. 2059 01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:44,833 I believe you, sunshine. 2060 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:45,967 Dafyyd! 2061 01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,733 Dafyyd, what do you think of this? 2062 01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,133 Since I'm bound to be standing behind some huge tree, 2063 01:26:50,233 --> 01:26:51,733 it probably won't matter anyway. 2064 01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:52,633 It's 2065 01:26:52,733 --> 01:26:53,800 Great, Becky. 2066 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,633 Well, it's your production, darling. 2067 01:26:55,733 --> 01:26:59,233 If you're expecting laughs, you won't be disappointed. 2068 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,500 Have you seen the news? 2069 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,233 Would you believe it? 2070 01:27:03,333 --> 01:27:05,500 Dafyyd likes this dress. 2071 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,900 Hello, love. 2072 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,300 JARVIS Excuse me, has anybody seen my boots? 2073 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,900 Well, I looked for them. 2074 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,833 Guy. 2075 01:27:14,933 --> 01:27:16,000 I'm desperately sorry. 2076 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:17,300 I really am. 2077 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,967 Is that what you wanted to tell me just now? 2078 01:27:20,067 --> 01:27:21,800 You'll be OK. 2079 01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:25,033 Don't despair old friend. 2080 01:27:25,133 --> 01:27:26,600 Rebecca Where are you? 2081 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,000 Rebecca. 2082 01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:30,500 Here, they've done what they can with it. 2083 01:27:31,533 --> 01:27:32,533 That's fine. 2084 01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:38,400 Calculating little bastard, aren't you? 2085 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:40,767 You knew they weren't going to lose that land. 2086 01:27:40,867 --> 01:27:43,467 Well, you didn't convince Ian. 2087 01:27:43,567 --> 01:27:46,400 He said you were a shit from the start. 2088 01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:54,133 Has anybody got a hair dryer? 2089 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,600 Let me see, it's on your back. 2090 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:27,033 You're over there, Guy. 2091 01:28:27,133 --> 01:28:27,933 Yes. 2092 01:28:28,033 --> 01:28:29,233 They're all out. 2093 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:31,967 I meant to do it good. 2094 01:28:32,067 --> 01:28:33,376 I think they're waiting for Dafyyd. 2095 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,333 These shoes are a bit tight. 2096 01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:36,933 Dear. 2097 01:28:37,033 --> 01:28:38,176 I was supposed to have some boots, 2098 01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:39,933 but somebody pinched them. 2099 01:28:40,033 --> 01:28:40,867 Guy's really... 2100 01:28:40,967 --> 01:28:43,633 Dear. 2101 01:28:43,733 --> 01:28:45,633 I hope we get it right... 2102 01:28:45,733 --> 01:28:47,367 That's better Linda. 2103 01:28:47,467 --> 01:28:49,867 She's taken the ribbon off it. 2104 01:28:49,967 --> 01:28:50,967 Much better. 2105 01:28:51,067 --> 01:28:51,967 Sorry, everyone. 2106 01:28:52,067 --> 01:29:00,067 But I - right, sorry. 2107 01:29:00,933 --> 01:29:03,200 Here we go then. 2108 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:06,867 This is a technical rehearsal mostly for stage management 2109 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:09,533 and lighting, and so on. 2110 01:29:09,633 --> 01:29:13,167 And yeah, so. 2111 01:29:15,867 --> 01:29:17,633 Here we go then. 2112 01:29:17,733 --> 01:29:18,867 Good luck. 2113 01:29:18,967 --> 01:29:21,400 Act One beginners, stand by, please. 2114 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,033 Overture and beginners. 2115 01:29:27,133 --> 01:29:28,033 Less talking, please. 2116 01:29:28,133 --> 01:29:29,000 Can you get ready now? 2117 01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:30,533 It's the first run through. 2118 01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:35,000 Ian's just told me, you bastard, about you and Hannah. 2119 01:29:35,100 --> 01:29:36,100 Come along, everybody. 2120 01:29:36,133 --> 01:29:37,367 Hurry up. 2121 01:29:37,467 --> 01:29:39,147 I just want you to know that I think you're 2122 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,100 a total and utter bastard. 2123 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,667 And my one prayer is that one of these days, 2124 01:29:43,767 --> 01:29:46,233 you'll get what's coming to you. 2125 01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:47,067 OK? 2126 01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:47,933 Less talking, please. 2127 01:29:48,033 --> 01:29:49,100 And get on with it. 2128 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:50,309 That's all I have to say to you. 2129 01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:51,467 Ready for the run through. 2130 01:29:54,533 --> 01:29:58,433 Having said that, all the very best of luck for the show. 2131 01:29:58,533 --> 01:30:01,500 And I hope it goes really well for you. 2132 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:02,733 Good luck. 2133 01:30:02,833 --> 01:30:04,033 Come on, Raymond. 2134 01:30:04,133 --> 01:30:06,000 Let's have the opening stay it. 2135 01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:07,100 Lights and music! 2136 01:30:10,700 --> 01:30:13,267 You ready, Mr. Ames? 2137 01:30:13,367 --> 01:30:16,200 If poverty be a title to poetry, 2138 01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:18,833 I'm sure nobody can dispute mine. 2139 01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:21,000 I own myself at the company of beggars. 2140 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,700 What pain is is to part. 2141 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:29,000 Can I leave thee? 2142 01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:32,467 Can I leave thee? 2143 01:30:32,567 --> 01:30:35,600 What pain it is to 2144 01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:37,333 Mr. Jones. Aren't you the lucky chap. 2145 01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:38,667 Part. 2146 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:39,976 You transfer to our Blackpool office in three days time. 2147 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:46,167 Can thy Poly ever leave thee? 2148 01:30:46,267 --> 01:30:54,100 But lest death my love should thwart and bring me 2149 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,467 to the fatal court. 2150 01:30:58,567 --> 01:31:05,600 Thus I tear thee from my bleeding heart. 2151 01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:13,100 Fly hence and let me leave thee. 2152 01:31:19,233 --> 01:31:21,067 Thus I stand like the Turk, 2153 01:31:21,167 --> 01:31:23,033 with his doxies around. 2154 01:31:23,133 --> 01:31:26,667 From all sides there glances his passion confound. 2155 01:31:26,767 --> 01:31:30,300 For black, brown, and fair his inconstancy burns. 2156 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:34,367 And the different beauties subdue him by turns. 2157 01:31:34,467 --> 01:31:37,200 Each call forth her charms to provoke his desires. 2158 01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:38,600 Best of luck, Dafyyd. 2159 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:41,600 Though willing to all with but one he retires. 2160 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:45,100 But think of his maxim, and put off your sorrow. 2161 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:49,100 The wretch of today he maybe tomorrow. 2162 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:53,000 But think of his maxim, and put off your sorrow. 2163 01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:56,767 The wretch of today maybe happy tomorrow. 2164 01:31:56,867 --> 01:31:59,367 Each calls forth her charms to provoke his desires. 2165 01:31:59,467 --> 01:32:04,367 Though willing to all with but one he retires. 2166 01:32:04,467 --> 01:32:07,933 But think of his maxim and put off your sorrow. 2167 01:32:08,033 --> 01:32:12,133 The wretch of today he maybe tomorrow. 2168 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:20,600 That was it. 2169 01:32:26,567 --> 01:32:27,467 Bravo! 2170 01:32:27,567 --> 01:32:28,567 Bravo! 2171 01:32:28,667 --> 01:32:29,667 Bravo! 2172 01:32:32,567 --> 01:32:33,567 Beautiful. 2173 01:32:33,633 --> 01:32:34,633 For me? 2174 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:43,233 Lovely. 2175 01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,833 I did enjoy that. 2176 01:32:44,933 --> 01:32:46,433 Well, that wasn't too bad, was it? 2177 01:33:01,267 --> 01:33:02,433 I knew he'd make a speech. 2178 01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:03,367 He always does. 2179 01:33:03,467 --> 01:33:05,233 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you 2180 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:09,633 all for that wonderful, wonderful reception. 2181 01:33:09,733 --> 01:33:12,167 There are a million people I ought to thank, 2182 01:33:12,267 --> 01:33:14,800 but I will restrict myself to this. 2183 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:16,467 Thank your wonderful cast. 2184 01:33:16,567 --> 01:33:20,133 Thank you wonderful, wonderful, stage management. 2185 01:33:20,233 --> 01:33:23,433 And thanks wonderful audience. 2186 01:33:23,533 --> 01:33:27,167 But thanks most of all to one individual without whom none 2187 01:33:27,267 --> 01:33:29,133 of this could have happened. 2188 01:33:29,233 --> 01:33:32,367 He came to PALOS but a few weeks ago. 2189 01:33:32,467 --> 01:33:37,233 An emergency occurred, and the man rose to the occasion. 2190 01:33:37,333 --> 01:33:42,067 Ladies and gentlemen, our very special Macheath, 2191 01:33:42,167 --> 01:33:43,733 Mr. Guy Jones. 2192 01:34:06,300 --> 01:34:09,233 Mom, we're not going to the pub again tonight are we? 2193 01:34:09,333 --> 01:34:10,400 Well done, Jarvis. 2194 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:11,967 You remembered every line didn't you? 2195 01:34:12,067 --> 01:34:12,900 Becky. 2196 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,300 I did enjoy that. 2197 01:34:20,167 --> 01:34:21,233 Come on, Jack. 2198 01:34:33,900 --> 01:34:35,433 Bye, then. 2199 01:34:35,533 --> 01:34:36,533 Bye. 2200 01:34:39,233 --> 01:34:42,867 Simply wonderful, every time. 2201 01:34:42,967 --> 01:34:46,033 It was a great success, Dafyyd. 2202 01:34:46,133 --> 01:34:48,800 They can have one chocolate biscuit each, Joyce. 2203 01:34:48,900 --> 01:34:51,300 Then they clean their teeth, and straight back to bed again. 2204 01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,400 Bye. 2205 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:03,733 I was, um, I was just... 2206 01:35:03,833 --> 01:35:06,300 Well done. 2207 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:07,700 Thanks. 2208 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,733 I, well, I must... 2209 01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:11,833 Good bye. 2210 01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:32,600 That's my money. 2211 01:35:32,700 --> 01:35:34,609 I told you it was a waste of time giving it to me. 2212 01:35:34,633 --> 01:35:37,500 Guy, Guy... 2213 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,900 Stop it! 2214 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,467 Linda. 2215 01:35:40,567 --> 01:35:41,567 Give it back to me. 2216 01:35:41,633 --> 01:35:42,467 No, give it back. 2217 01:35:42,567 --> 01:35:44,033 Linda, it's not yours. 2218 01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:05,633 Meet friendly people. 2219 01:36:05,733 --> 01:36:10,300 The Blackpool Players audition "The Merry Widow." 2220 01:36:17,533 --> 01:36:25,533 I'm off too Chez Maxime to join the whirling 2221 01:36:25,633 --> 01:36:31,733 stream, for one brief hours entrancing 2222 01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:36,767 the moments fly romancing. 2223 01:36:42,667 --> 01:36:50,667 Love unspoken, faith unbroken, all life through. 2224 01:36:52,300 --> 01:37:00,300 Strings are playing, hear them saying love me true. 2225 01:37:02,067 --> 01:37:09,567 Love ever answers, say you want me too. 2226 01:37:12,233 --> 01:37:20,233 All the world's in love with love and I love you.