1 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,970 So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than, uh, Bailey here. 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:16,098 We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship. 3 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,017 [sighs] We eat what we kill, 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,853 but, um, often I will partner a manager 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,648 with a specific target if I think they have a better shot that way. 6 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,359 - So, transparency within the office. - Yeah, that makes sense. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,443 Uh-huh. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,655 I know you're used to a more, uh, siloed approach, Coop, 9 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:34,158 but, uh, I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us. 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,077 - [knocks on door] - Max. Yeah, get in here. 11 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,871 - Coop, you know Max Cone? - I don't know, do we? 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,081 Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year. 13 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,083 You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift. 14 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,335 - Right. Sorry about that. Yes. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,671 I have a 17-year-old daughter, there would have been hell to pay. 16 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,215 - [chuckling] I bet. - Max is a superstar. 17 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,759 He's been on a hot streak all over emerging markets. 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,263 [sighs] Well, I look forward to hearing all about that. 19 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,849 You're aware of the non-solicit? 20 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,100 [Max] Oh, legal isn't worried. 21 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:01,895 The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey. 22 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,151 Okay, so I run my own book, transparently, of course. 23 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,028 - [chuckles] - Uh, the usual draw, 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,155 all that's left to figure out is the percentages on the share. 25 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,241 Sound about right? 26 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,910 Not exactly, no. 27 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,620 It's Max's book. 28 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:23,207 Uh, you'd be a hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee. 29 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,500 We'll see how it goes. 30 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,101 [Max] Yeah, we'd work together to bring in the investment capital. 31 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,338 So I bag the elephants for the kid, 32 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,632 he builds his book and then you cut me loose? 33 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,509 Whoa, I don't need anybody's help. 34 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,095 All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do, 35 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,389 or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we? 36 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,557 Coop. 37 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,934 Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben. 38 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,729 The year before that you were down 20% when everybody else was up. 39 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,314 We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate. 40 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,150 Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks. 41 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,485 - Who... Who... Who's his father? - What? 42 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,526 He's been in here less than five minutes, I already know he's somebody's son. 43 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,949 [chuckles] My sister. 44 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,493 [chuckles] Well, Uncle Ben, 45 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,538 you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey, 46 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,041 and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes... 47 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,709 - [Max] Hey. - ...who's a member of the lucky sperm club. 48 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,877 - Bro, you can't come in here... - Shut the fuck up, Max. 49 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,046 Coop. 50 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,591 Ben, you're a sinking ship. 51 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,385 You're a punch line at dinner parties. 52 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,889 Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you. 53 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,017 And what does that say about you? 54 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,437 Good luck. 55 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,492 [Coop] I was unemployed and, apparently, unhirable, 56 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,410 sitting in a $200,000 car, 57 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,997 wearing my best suit, and a stolen watch. 58 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,251 Nothing made sense, and that being the case, 59 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,420 it was time to start considering some other options. 60 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,715 [engine revs] 61 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,553 - [thuds] - [tires screeching] 62 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,520 Patek Philippe Nautilus, 18 karat. 63 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,896 [inhales sharply] 64 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,065 It's a nice watch. 65 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,233 Gotta check the book, 66 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:16,238 but I think I can give you about, um, 175,000 for it. 67 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,948 Yeah, there's a strong secondhand market for these. 68 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,033 200. 69 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,326 185. 70 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,704 Best and last. 71 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,875 - Sold. - Great. 72 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,670 - I just need the box and the papers. - [sighs] 73 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,673 Uh... [stammers] ...it's not new. 74 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,842 Yeah, I know, but it's got a serial number 75 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,303 and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need. 76 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:43,514 [sighs] Well, I don't have any of that. 77 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,017 It was a gift. 78 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,436 [scoffs] Right. 79 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,604 Sorry, my friend. [sighs] 80 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,523 No papers, no sale. 81 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,443 Well, what if I drop the price? 82 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:00,073 [breathes deeply] Here. 83 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,035 You go here, in the Bronx. 84 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,454 You ask for Lu. 85 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,413 - Lu? - Yeah. 86 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,250 And you tell Lu, Lipschitz sent you. 87 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,864 [car beeps] 88 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,546 You Lu? 89 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,881 Who's asking? 90 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,217 Oh, uh, sorry, Lipschitz sent me. 91 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,344 I'm Lu. 92 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,266 - How do you know Lipschitz? - Uh, we just met. 93 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,727 Met where? In a bar, a synagogue, AA meeting, where? 94 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,688 Oh, his shop. Uh, I'm just... 95 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,440 I'm trying to sell this. 96 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,695 We're going in back, Rocco. 97 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,573 Come on, let's have a look. 98 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,284 [buzzes] 99 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,751 [children clamoring] 100 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:42,675 Go upstairs and watch TV while Bubby does business, okay? 101 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,636 - [grandchild 1] Okay. - [grandchild 2] Okay. 102 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:46,722 Oh. 103 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,765 Yeah, so my, uh... 104 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,685 my wife just thinks it's too showy. 105 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,521 Too showy, huh? 106 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,609 Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring? 107 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,736 You gonna buy the watch or are you gonna analyze me? 108 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,030 I can do both at the same time. 109 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,450 [breathes deeply] 110 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,244 [clicks tongue] I'll give you 65 for it. 111 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,079 Lipschitz was gonna give me 185. 112 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,332 Then he sent you to me. 113 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,799 You could sell it legit, you wouldn't be here. 114 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,254 Ninety-five. 115 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,427 We don't get men like you in here very often. 116 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,597 You're what, a trader? Stockbroker? 117 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,682 Whatever. 118 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:36,103 The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches. 119 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,482 You assign value out of your ass. 120 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,903 Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks. 121 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,448 Now here you are, selling me something you can hold in your hand. 122 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,950 This is new to you. 123 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:53,163 You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it. 124 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,376 That's not savvy, that's stupidity. 125 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,129 Maybe it's just desperation. 126 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,843 That's the first honest thing you've said. 127 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,302 Now we can do business. 128 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,638 I'll give you 60. 129 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,431 You just said 65. 130 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,766 Deal. 131 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,935 You got me back to my original price. 132 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,272 Some negotiator. [sighs] 133 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,120 [theme song playing] 134 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,990 [moaning, panting] 135 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,743 [moaning] Oh, baby. 136 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,164 [moaning, panting] 137 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:08,382 [Mel] It's time, bud. 138 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,344 It's time. 139 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,470 - Good morning. - We're late. 140 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,223 Hey, did you text your dad back? 141 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,349 Are you kidding? 142 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,644 Just text him back, please, for me. 143 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:22,937 Yeah, fine. 144 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,147 Hey. 145 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,070 Bye, Mom. 146 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:36,617 [instructor] Arm into the sky as you inhale, taking the right arm down back. 147 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,035 We'll drop that left arm back... 148 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,955 My thong has impregnated me. 149 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:41,999 There you go. 150 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,084 Hi. 151 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,426 Thank you. 152 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:58,472 She's, like, an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick. 153 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,475 It was just a selfie and I shared it with my boyfriend, 154 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,394 then he shared it with his friends... 155 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,437 Oh. 156 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,189 I dropped out of robotics club. 157 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,523 Tell me what happened. 158 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,735 You can't make me talk. 159 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,904 No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers, 160 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:16,365 he planted the biggest, sloppiest most tongue-iest kiss on me 161 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,160 that you've ever experienced in your life... 162 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,954 Mark. 163 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,749 [Mark] Yeah, my mother went off on me like she usually does. 164 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,377 I guess I just proved her right for, like, the thousandth time. 165 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,587 [Mel] Well, now wait a minute. 166 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,006 Can we acknowledge that there's a difference 167 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:35,510 between getting detention and keying a car? 168 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:37,429 Yeah, I know. 169 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,973 Is that the first time you've ever done something like that? 170 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,183 The first time I got caught. 171 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,519 [exclaims] 172 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,855 - Do you know the owner of the car? - Nah, it wasn't like that. 173 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,148 Why'd you do it then? 174 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,985 I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering, 175 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,030 what was going through your head? 176 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,034 It's like I get so angry. 177 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,163 I-It's not really angry, it's more like this energy, 178 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,707 and it builds up a-and it's just inside me, 179 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,459 making me anxious. 180 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,754 And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it, 181 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:16,093 and if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know? 182 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,596 And then I break a window... 183 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,056 [stammers] ...key a car or something. 184 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,558 [breathes shakily] 185 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,768 And it's like... [sighs] 186 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,523 ...i-it just seeps out of me, and I can breathe right again. 187 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,703 [Coop] We all have a dream, some nirvana we picture. 188 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,079 That place we want to get to 189 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,206 that will finally mean we've pulled it off, 190 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,668 success, happiness, peace. 191 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,670 For me, it was Westmont Village, 192 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:57,050 with its seven- and eight-figure homes, rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs. 193 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,302 But I was starting to suspect 194 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,888 that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit 195 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,140 as the rest of me. 196 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,435 [engine revs] 197 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,279 [club member] Hey, Coop! 198 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,704 [Coop] The Oakwood Country Club, 199 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,623 hundred grand a year buys you the privilege 200 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,166 of paying 40% above market 201 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,961 for every salad, burger, coffee and cocktail they serve. 202 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,962 But if you don't join, 203 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,424 it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you. 204 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,426 It's the age-old economics of social extortion 205 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,179 but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line 206 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,680 with all the other suckers. 207 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,433 - [grunts] - Nice. 208 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,644 Whoo! You making me work a little. [chuckles] 209 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,188 [Coop] Why's she hitting with Nick? 210 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,272 - 'Cause you're late. - [Tori grunts] 211 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,190 [Nick] Good. 212 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,400 [stammers, sighs] Tennis is my thing. 213 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,862 Can you please just not have him do that? 214 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,155 Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop. 215 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,533 We just never know when you're gonna show up and the tournament's tomorrow. 216 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,076 She's doing fine. 217 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:09,247 She needs to get her UTR up to a 9 for Princeton to even look at her. 218 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,790 I thought she was at a 9. 219 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,458 No, she's an 8.7. 220 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,168 She has to win two consecutive matches 221 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,170 against four or five-star recruits at this thing. 222 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,381 Well, how is a basketball player gonna help with that? 223 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,051 - He was here on time. - [Tori grunts] 224 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:24,555 [breathes deeply] 225 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,430 You're right. 226 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,724 Now let's go. 227 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,392 Hey. 228 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,062 Hey, Coop, sorry about that, just trying to help. 229 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,690 Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I hear of anybody that needs their wife fucked, 230 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,067 I'll let you know. 231 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,530 All right, let's just do some net work, huh? 232 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,931 Coach tells us not to rush the net. 233 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,369 Well, he's right except when he's... 234 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,955 ...not. 235 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:54,209 [grunts] The tournament is tomorrow. It's not the time. 236 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,128 It's basic tennis. Come on, let me show ya. 237 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,297 Hit it. Hit it hard. 238 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,717 [grunting] 239 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,343 - [grunting, snorts] - [chuckles] 240 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,928 [grunts, breathes heavily] 241 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,514 [sighs] You okay? 242 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,391 Nice. Good one. 243 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,352 You punched my boyfriend in the balls. 244 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,272 Okay, well, it was still worth it. [sighs] 245 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,899 [friend] Hey, Tori. 246 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,734 - Hey, Chels. [sighs] - Good luck tomorrow. 247 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,819 You too. [softly] Bitch. 248 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,324 - I thought you two were friends. - Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot 249 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,242 for an incoming freshman on the tennis team. 250 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,620 Well, look on the bright side, maybe she won't get into Princeton. 251 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,914 Maybe I won't. 252 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,082 Now you're just being stupid. 253 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,792 Come on, back to the baseline. 254 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,002 Let's go. 255 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,589 ["I See It, I Like It, I Want It" playing] 256 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,951 Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh? 257 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,119 They're fine. 258 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,414 Still early days. 259 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,167 Early days? He's practically living with you. 260 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,377 [Mel] What? No, he isn't. 261 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,420 I send him home all the time. 262 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,090 - I like to have my bed to myself. - [chuckles] 263 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,425 Send him to me. I'll keep him in the garage like a mower, 264 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,178 - take him out when I need a little trim. - [chuckles] 265 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,263 What does that mean? 266 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,348 - Maggie and I joined his gym. - Yes. Yes. 267 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,058 - Great classes. - Great. 268 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,184 [Maggie chuckles] 269 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,812 I prefer Equinox. 270 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,938 That's 'cause Mel needs her space... 271 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,219 - Oh, whatever. - ...doesn't she? 272 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,567 - Shit. Guys. - What? 273 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,986 Paul's here. 274 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:49,949 [gasps] Oh, dear. Is that the waitress? 275 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,618 Yeah, in the flesh. 276 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,787 Literally, that's all her flesh. 277 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,789 I cannot believe he brought her here. 278 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,124 There should be a rule about that. 279 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,167 [sighs] Fuck her. 280 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,251 Yeah, fuck her. 281 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,086 How old is she, 16, 17? 282 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,380 Twenty-four. 283 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,215 - Her name's Misty. - [Grace] God. 284 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:10,887 I was gonna guess Savannah, but Misty tracks. 285 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,513 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 286 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,056 Well, you've been to his places. 287 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,267 All his waitresses are some version of her. 288 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,643 - [gasps] - [Mel] Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 289 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,854 What? 290 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,316 Present company excluded, of course. 291 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,693 It's fine. It's fine. 292 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,571 He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that. 293 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,074 Don't even, Sam. You are hot as fuck. 294 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,201 And when you say you're ready, 295 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:36,412 we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelor. 296 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,413 Yeah. 297 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,832 Oh, yeah, Sam, you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with. 298 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,042 Okay. 299 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,919 Uh, what do you know about dick? 300 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,421 Thank you, guys, but, uh, she can have him. 301 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,715 - [Misty laughs] - [Paul laughs] 302 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,342 And you can have his money. 303 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,178 Hey. Hey, hear, hear! 304 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,266 [Coop] Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, 305 00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:01,687 good company, and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism. 306 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,901 It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently. 307 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,154 [sighs] Hey, guys, how's it going? 308 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,405 Hi, Coop. Are you joining us? 309 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,740 Uh... [sighs] ...unclear. 310 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,033 Uh, have you seen Hunter? 311 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,537 - Anybody? - [Mel] Uh, he's around here somewhere. 312 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,453 Jake, hey. 313 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,124 - Hey. - [sighs] Fuck. 314 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,960 Hey there, Jake. How are ya, buddy? 315 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,461 - [sighs] - Mr. Cooper. 316 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,005 [chuckles] Sorry about the other day. 317 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,423 You kinda caught me by surprise. 318 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,801 Yeah. Yeah, I was pretty surprised myself. 319 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,262 [chuckles] I bet. 320 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,264 Well, I hope there's no... [inhales deeply] 321 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,015 ...lasting damage... [sighs] 322 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,561 ...and, uh, more importantly, hope there's no hard feelings. 323 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,563 - Sure, no hard feelings. - Good. 324 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,064 Great. Come on, sit down, have some lunch. 325 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,566 Yeah, Jake, come... Let's get you, uh... 326 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,609 - How was that? - I'd like it better if you meant it... 327 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,112 Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants on. 328 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,738 You understand me? Come on. 329 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,409 All right. If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him. 330 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,453 - Mmm. - Thank you. 331 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,039 - Hi, there. - Oh, hey. 332 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,083 - How are you? - Well, I'm still mad at you. 333 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,627 I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why. 334 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,796 - [sighs] Fuck, Coop. - Hey, hey, I'm kidding. 335 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,590 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. 336 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,841 Sam, come on. 337 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,968 I'm sorry about the other night, I was preoccupied. 338 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,053 Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, 339 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,264 but Paul brought his damn waitress and I'm feeling vulnerable 340 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,474 which is really pissing me off, so... [inhales sharply] 341 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,435 ...yeah. [sighs] Did you see what she was wearing? 342 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,395 You know, I didn't notice. 343 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,689 That's because she's wearing so little of it. 344 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,317 Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, 345 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,735 so I'm gonna give you a pass. 346 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,029 - Well, I'll make it worth your while. - Damn right you will. 347 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,614 - Hey, girls. - Hey, guys. 348 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,073 How's it going? 349 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,575 Hello, ladies. 350 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,285 - Hey. - Brad, Jules, how's it going? 351 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,037 [chuckles] Hey, Coop. What's new and exciting? 352 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,998 Oh, God, same old same old. How are things at the bank? 353 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,584 Ah, they're shitting a few bricks about the rate hikes. 354 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,504 - But we see the way through. - Please, guys, spare us the shoptalk. 355 00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,214 [chuckles] Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier. 356 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,381 You're looking very strong. 357 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,217 Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper. 358 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,843 I saw Nick hitting with Tori. 359 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,803 You, uh... You bringing in the big guns, huh? 360 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,888 [chuckles] 361 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,973 - [chuckles] - Coop is the big gun, honey. 362 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,601 He played for Princeton. 363 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,227 Did I know that? 364 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,770 It was a lifetime ago. 365 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:10,066 Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again like last year. 366 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,236 - What do you think? - That's the smart money. 367 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,695 - Hi. How are you? - [clamoring] 368 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,655 Hi. 369 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,823 Good, everybody. Happy weekend. 370 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,451 - Hey, honey. How was the pool? - Mmm. It was great. 371 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,870 Speaking of smart money, 372 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,664 I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview. 373 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,207 Come on, it was a bullshit job. 374 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,960 And that bullshit job could have been yours. 375 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,419 Look, you have been shunned, my friend. 376 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,963 And before you can get back to where you were, 377 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,548 you gotta get a foot in the door. 378 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,799 I opened the fucking door. 379 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,634 I'm not gonna sing for my supper, Barney. 380 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,675 Let's see if you're singing that tune in six months. 381 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,514 I think you're just worried about your 5%. 382 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,643 Damn right I am, along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me. 383 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,063 - I'm just saying. - Yeah, well, I'm just saying I... 384 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,982 - I gotta go. - You just sat down. 385 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,359 I know. I gotta go. Hey. 386 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,529 - Oh, hiya, Dad. - Hey. 387 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,281 Are you high? 388 00:19:58,532 --> 00:19:59,575 No. 389 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,577 - Barely. - Hunter. 390 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,036 It's fine, I just took one hit. 391 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,039 Rein it in. 392 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,458 You are too young for this shit. 393 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,960 Weren't you gonna get the drums? 394 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,755 [sighs] It's a long story. They're at my house. 395 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,133 Well, can we go get them? 396 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,051 We could use Mom's car. 397 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,679 Actually, that's a pretty good idea. 398 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,264 You know what? I have a... an errand to run first, 399 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,724 and then we can go get the drums. 400 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:25,808 Deal. 401 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:30,522 Okay, um, why don't you go and switch cars? 402 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,483 Can you do it? 403 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,902 She's gonna freak out if she thinks I'm high. 404 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,238 Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 405 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,533 Go get it. Come on. 406 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,727 - How'd that go? - Better than expected. 407 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,271 Yeah? Here. You're gonna need that. 408 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,941 [chuckling] 409 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,779 - What the hell is that? - [chuckles] 410 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,281 Have you not seen the Assmobile yet? 411 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,366 It's Nick's. 412 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,910 He's very proud of it. 413 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,413 I bet. [sighs] 414 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,543 - Thank you. - No problem. 415 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:04,867 [sighs] 416 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,122 - [Coop] Get that. - Yes. 417 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,622 [Coop] Sorry. 418 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,792 Hello, hello. Come on in. 419 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,296 We got a new coffee machine. 420 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,174 I'm gonna make us all coffee. 421 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,634 Did they kick you out? 422 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,553 - Mom. - No, they didn't kick me out. 423 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,596 I'm just asking. 424 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,390 That place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place. 425 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,934 - So, why isn't she staying with you? - Gee, thanks, Mom. 426 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,312 Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly The Ritz. 427 00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,022 Why would you wanna come back here? 428 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,231 I don't have a spare bedroom. 429 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:41,153 Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore. 430 00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:44,655 Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just... 431 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,574 Uh, no, of course not. 432 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:49,535 [breathes deeply] I'm just saying. [sighs] 433 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,056 What exactly is it you're just saying? 434 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,082 I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent 435 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,418 - on screwing up your lives, is all. - Jesus. Fuck. 436 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,170 Who wants decaf? 437 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,047 - Oh, that's me. [chuckles] - We don't have decaf, Ron. 438 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:05,259 - The silver pods are decaf. - No, the blue were and we're out. 439 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,886 Oh. You still want it? 440 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,848 Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety. 441 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,602 I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs. 442 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,270 - [clears throat] - Andy, your coffee. 443 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,190 Yeah, Dad, I'll get it later. 444 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,157 [sighs] 445 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,465 [Mom] I saw Bruce and his family at the Stop and Shop. 446 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:48,928 He has those two adorable kids, gorgeous skin tone. 447 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:52,223 It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his. 448 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,307 That's great, Mom. 449 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,978 Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered. 450 00:23:56,979 --> 00:24:00,648 And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been 451 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,191 if you'd just married him back then. 452 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,110 I would have still been me. 453 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,487 - You were supposed to get married? - It's a long story. 454 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,322 She skipped out on her own wedding. 455 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,366 - I had a psychotic break. - I know. 456 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,286 I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying. 457 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,704 [sighs] 458 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:15,913 Change of plans. 459 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,290 [breathes heavily] We're leaving. 460 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,292 - Okay. - Wait a minute, what happened? 461 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:20,585 Where are you going? 462 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,753 You couldn't have just fixed up her room? Made her bed? 463 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,130 I was planning on it. 464 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,590 Right. 465 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,384 Come on, let's go. 466 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,013 I love you, Mom. 467 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,807 Love you, Dad. 468 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,517 [Coop] Come on. 469 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,394 This way. 470 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,147 [sighs] 471 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,359 No one drank the coffee. 472 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,912 - [sighs] Grandma really sucks. - [chuckles] 473 00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:57,413 Buddy, you have no idea. 474 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,957 You can have my room, Ali. 475 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:03,169 Aw, that's sweet, babe, but I don't wanna invade your space. 476 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,587 It's fine. 477 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:06,131 I'm not there that much anyway. 478 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:12,804 Fuck. 479 00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:24,191 Don't linger in doorways, it's creepy. 480 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,443 Sorry. 481 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:30,404 Here, this is the last of it. 482 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,948 Great. Thanks. 483 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,408 [sighs] Look, I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this. 484 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,535 Please. I'll be fine. 485 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:37,745 I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me, 486 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,455 then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right? 487 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,958 Andy, you've been taking care of me for years. 488 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,751 Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, 489 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,754 you've always been an above-average brother. 490 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,424 I'd be lost without you. 491 00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:53,887 - [cell phone buzzes] - [sighs] God. 492 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,479 Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands. 493 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,274 Um, will you be okay here for a while? 494 00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,775 [chuckles] I don't need babysitting. 495 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,695 - Go. Live your life. - All right. 496 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,364 Clean this shit up. Put it away. Come on. 497 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,409 [Coop] Eighty some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler 498 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,077 and immigrated to the United States, 499 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,454 where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner 500 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,748 in upstate New York just off the interstate. 501 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:26,085 By the time his prediabetic grandson Paul, Samantha's husband, 502 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:27,628 took over the family business, 503 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,465 it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants. 504 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:32,550 And now, Herschel's empire, 505 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:34,385 which fed his family for almost a century, 506 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:37,264 would fall to the vagaries of New York State divorce law 507 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,975 all because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants. 508 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:43,895 - Oh. Uh... [sighs] - Hey. 509 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:46,273 [inhales sharply] I'm sorry. What the fuck is that? 510 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,317 Oh, that's Nick's. 511 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,776 Yeah. Pretty tasteful I think. 512 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,320 And why are you driving Nick's car? 513 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,696 Well, I had to trade cars 514 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,406 'cause I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter. 515 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:57,158 I didn't have time to trade back. It's... 516 00:26:57,159 --> 00:26:58,326 [sighs] It's been a day. 517 00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,162 Do you want me to put it in the garage? 518 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:02,873 No, I have a better idea. 519 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:06,209 [moaning] Wait. 520 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,920 [breathes heavily] Wait, touch my ass. 521 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:12,006 Yeah. Come on. Oh, God. 522 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,591 [moans] Yeah. 523 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:16,010 Yeah. Fuck. God. 524 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,430 [breathes heavily, moaning] 525 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:23,060 Wait. [stammers] Fuck. 526 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:25,646 Fuck! 527 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,439 Nick's gonna love his new car smell. 528 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,774 [chuckles] 529 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:31,818 So, you left the club pretty fast today. 530 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,445 Yeah. I was dealing with some family stuff. 531 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,239 - Yeah, everything okay? - Yeah. 532 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,075 It's... Sure. It's all good. 533 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,453 You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days. 534 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,121 The only bright spot is seeing you 535 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,999 and we have to pretend that nothing's going on. 536 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,835 Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I could stomach 537 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:51,420 being at the center of another club controversy right now. 538 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,422 Oh, God, no. Yours is old news already. 539 00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:55,591 Mine is just kicking into high gear. 540 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,969 You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today 541 00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,887 about Henry's anxiety levels. 542 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:01,138 And how did that go? 543 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,057 Not as well as she'd hoped. 544 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:06,603 Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her. 545 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,106 Well, hate him. Pity her. 546 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,399 Hmm. 547 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,442 [swallows] And fuck you. 548 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:14,736 Exactly. 549 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:19,491 [chuckles] God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety. 550 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:22,326 - She got in your head, huh? - [groans] Yes. 551 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,288 I know. It's so annoying. [sighs] 552 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:26,206 Are you heading out? 553 00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:30,710 Well, I thought I could stay the night. 554 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,551 You know, I could leave before the kids got up. 555 00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:36,258 That's a great idea. 556 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,927 We could listen to a podcast. 557 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,806 - Oh. - There's this really great one. 558 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:47,768 It's about, um, home organization. 559 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,479 - And, um... - Okay. 560 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,566 ...you, uh... you separate your pots from their lids. 561 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,527 Okay. That's smart. 562 00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,905 Yeah, and then, um, 563 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,949 you have a whole room just for the luggage. 564 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,035 Oh. 565 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:04,785 You have a luggage room. 566 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,121 - That's really convenient. - Mm-hmm. 567 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,750 [drumming] 568 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,313 [cheers] 569 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:36,777 No? Okay. 570 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,365 How did it go with your dad today? 571 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:42,907 Fine. 572 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:44,284 Did you two do anything fun? 573 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,747 It's okay to have fun with him, you know. 574 00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:51,875 It's not gonna hurt my feelings. I promise. 575 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:54,253 I know. 576 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,591 [inhales deeply] And it's okay to miss him. 577 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:03,161 Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before. 578 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:16,608 [drums fading out] 579 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:21,613 [breathing deeply] 580 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,521 Why? [sighs] 581 00:31:45,322 --> 00:31:46,865 I had to pee. 582 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:54,289 I get it. 583 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,417 Can you tuck me in? 584 00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,627 Sure, buddy. 585 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:01,128 Where we going? 586 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,339 - There. - Okay, get in bed. 587 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,841 There you go. 588 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:07,552 Let's tuck you in. There you go. 589 00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:09,555 Okay, night, night. 590 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,765 I need my dragon. 591 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,935 - Where is it? - On the dresser. 592 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:18,772 Oh, yeah, there it is. 593 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:23,151 This guy, huh? Yeah. 594 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,321 Okay, pal, here's your dragon. 595 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:30,283 [sniffs] 596 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:32,995 Can you stay till I fall asleep? 597 00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:38,125 [sighs] 598 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:44,714 Sure, buddy, sure. 599 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:46,341 I'll be right here, okay? 600 00:32:47,134 --> 00:32:49,218 Be right here, we'll both even fall asleep. 601 00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:50,303 Okay. 602 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,763 There you go, buddy. 603 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:00,313 [Coop] It was at moments like these, 604 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:02,190 sitting on the floor in someone else's house 605 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,110 in the middle of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, 606 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:08,780 when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life, 607 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,990 without actually going anywhere. 608 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,534 [sighs] 609 00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:29,885 Uh, hello? 610 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:32,471 Good morning. 611 00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:35,806 I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, 612 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:40,479 so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids. 613 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:42,813 Did you get milk? 614 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:44,273 Fuck me. 615 00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:46,442 I'm kidding. I have milk. I think. 616 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:47,778 Asshole. 617 00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,909 So, Sam Levitt. 618 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:56,327 - Yeah. - Mmm. 619 00:33:56,328 --> 00:33:58,413 I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense. 620 00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:02,166 You're both attractive and freshly single. 621 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,334 And no one's single out here. 622 00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:06,462 So, it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery. 623 00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:08,631 I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this. 624 00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:09,925 I mean, don't get me wrong. 625 00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:12,051 Sam's a hottie. 626 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:13,387 From what I can remember. 627 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:15,514 You could do a lot worse. 628 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,559 - Right? - It's fine. 629 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,643 What? 630 00:34:22,855 --> 00:34:25,982 I mean, we used to have them over for dinner. 631 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:27,441 We used to go over there. 632 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,820 Nick and Ivy too. Now Nick's with Mel, 633 00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:33,238 I'm sleeping with Sam, my job. 634 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,741 It feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe 635 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,036 and I'm lost in the shuffle. 636 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,081 Welcome to my life. [chuckles] 637 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,033 I'll clean this up, by the way. 638 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:49,590 - Will you? - Probably not. 639 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:03,187 - [message sends] - How old are you, Tony? 640 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:06,814 I just turned 41. 641 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:08,192 Forty-one. 642 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,401 Such a good age. I remember that age. 643 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:14,907 Just beyond the bullshit striving of your thirties, 644 00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:18,367 starting to feel like a real grown-up. 645 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:20,494 Then you get older, you realize there are no fucking grown-ups. 646 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,915 And you have no idea what the fuck you're doing. [sighs] 647 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:25,374 Find yourself day drinking in a bar. 648 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,127 Something to look forward to. 649 00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:29,713 Are you okay? 650 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:31,715 Yeah. 651 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:33,591 Don't mind me. 652 00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:34,843 You know, 653 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,262 I always figured I was older than you. 654 00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:39,597 [whispers] You're a terrible liar. 655 00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:41,808 [chuckles] You want another one? 656 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,019 Yes, but I'm not going to. 657 00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:50,317 Thank you, young man. 658 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:52,485 You have a nice day. 659 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,654 Mmm. 660 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:30,731 [Coop] Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home. 661 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:32,316 [grunts] Yes! 662 00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:35,195 [Coop] I knew that because I knew exactly where they are. 663 00:36:40,284 --> 00:36:44,663 And I knew that because I was supposed to be there too. 664 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:56,592 [grunts] 665 00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:00,596 - [umpire] Out, 30, 40. - [spectators applauding] 666 00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:06,810 [grunts] 667 00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:10,980 [grunts] 668 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:12,023 Deuce. 669 00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:14,151 [gasps, chuckles] 670 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:20,908 [Coop] Bingo. 671 00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:33,879 Hello? 672 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:39,175 [Coop] Jules did MandA for a large Japanese bank 673 00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:42,346 and she could out-deal and outdrink most of her male counterparts. 674 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,348 Her husband Brad was a New England blue-blood 675 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:48,268 whose family bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower. 676 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:50,269 As far as I could tell, 677 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:53,232 Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war. 678 00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,816 Nice work if you could get it. 679 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:57,902 Chelsea, their daughter was a nice enough kid 680 00:37:57,903 --> 00:38:00,530 who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter 681 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:02,407 on the tennis court at that exact moment. 682 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,412 The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph 683 00:38:49,413 --> 00:38:51,706 with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton 684 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:56,002 {\an8}and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000. 685 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,920 I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, 686 00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,089 which meant he probably wouldn't miss it. 687 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:02,009 He may have already forgotten he owned it. 688 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,188 [grunts] 689 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:18,357 - Out! Game, set, match. - [spectators applauding] 690 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,485 Tori Cooper will advance to the final. 691 00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:48,930 [Coop] Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance. 692 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:53,060 They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key. 693 00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:04,613 [both grunting] 694 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:09,450 [spectators applauding] 695 00:40:09,451 --> 00:40:10,994 [umpire] Thirty all. 696 00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:22,297 [sighs] 697 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:24,215 Sorry, sorry, guys. 698 00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:27,009 Excuse... Excuse me. 699 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,929 Sorry. Sorry, guys. 700 00:40:29,513 --> 00:40:30,638 Seriously? 701 00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:32,306 [stammers] Okay, I-I know, I'm sorry. 702 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,350 What were you doing that was more important than this? 703 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:36,519 - You missed two of the matches. - Something came up, all right? 704 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,895 Look, it looks like she did okay. 705 00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:39,940 [chuckles] Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up. 706 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:43,442 When I told you to show up for our daughter, 707 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:44,777 I meant show up on time. 708 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:45,988 [stammers, sighs] 709 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,114 You're becoming a caricature of yourself. 710 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:49,240 I already said I'm sorry. 711 00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:51,409 It's not me you have to apologize to. 712 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,912 - Okay, so can we drop it? - Okay. 713 00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:04,630 [exclaiming, applauding] 714 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,884 - [umpire] Forty, 30. - Attagirl. 715 00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,520 [both grunting] 716 00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:21,190 - [umpire] Out! Deuce. - Yes. 717 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:24,359 Way to go, Chels. 718 00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,030 [grunts] 719 00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:34,577 [Coop] It was a strange new feeling being around someone 720 00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:37,455 when you had just been in their house, going through their things, 721 00:41:37,456 --> 00:41:41,501 when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket, and they had no idea. 722 00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:42,585 [umpire] Advantage, Tori... 723 00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:45,255 If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it. 724 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:53,638 - [Coop] Bang. Yes, yes, yes! - Yes! 725 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:55,014 [cheering] 726 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,432 Game, set, match. 727 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,310 [Coop] Attagirl! Whoo! 728 00:41:59,311 --> 00:42:01,313 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 729 00:42:02,064 --> 00:42:03,898 - [Mel whimpers] - You rushed the net. 730 00:42:03,899 --> 00:42:05,359 Yeah, it's basic tennis. 731 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,402 [mutters] Come here. 732 00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:09,446 [groans] 733 00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:13,407 [Coop] It's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution 734 00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:14,492 to my problems. 735 00:42:14,493 --> 00:42:17,620 But Lu had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked. 736 00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:18,955 And in my current situation 737 00:42:18,956 --> 00:42:22,333 it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment. 738 00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,377 Hey, Rocco, right? 739 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,462 Lu here? 740 00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:30,717 Yeah, someone's asking for you. 741 00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:35,472 Nah, it's that white guy, looks like he brushes his hair a lot. 742 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:38,642 Okay. [sighs] 743 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:40,686 [door buzzes] 744 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,742 [door buzzes] 745 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:57,995 The negotiator. 746 00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:00,080 Nice to see you again. 747 00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:06,503 Richard Mille. 748 00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:09,798 Very fancy. 749 00:43:13,218 --> 00:43:15,678 Your wife making you sell this one too? 750 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,849 - I'm divorced. - No shit. 751 00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:23,770 Let me guess, you lost the papers for this one too? 752 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,066 Go home, negotiator. 753 00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:31,068 - What? - No papers, no deal. 754 00:43:31,069 --> 00:43:32,987 Thought you told me you could move this stuff. 755 00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:34,447 Now I'm telling you 756 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:36,282 - quit while you're ahead. - [Rocco] ...sold it to me... 757 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:37,700 - I don't understand. - ...saying you needed money. 758 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:39,202 - Not my problem. - [customer] Give me the ring. 759 00:43:39,203 --> 00:43:41,329 - [Rocco] You're not getting the ring. - [customer] Give me the ring! 760 00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:44,540 - Just give me the fucking ring! - I should've done this a long time ago. 761 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,709 - Get outta here. - Give me the fucking ring, Rocco! 762 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,752 It's my mother's ring! 763 00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:49,670 You wanna pull a fucking knife out in here? 764 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:50,922 - Huh, huh? - [Coop] Jesus. 765 00:43:50,923 --> 00:43:53,174 Piece of shit. You know you've been a piece of shit, Donnie. 766 00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:55,134 - Come on! - Fuck you and fuck your filthy mom. 767 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:57,678 - That's enough, Donnie. - Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lu. 768 00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,388 [imitating Donnie] "I just want my fucking ring, Lu." 769 00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,182 - Fuck you, Rocco. - [Rocco] He's 200 short. 770 00:44:01,183 --> 00:44:03,392 Come on, Rocco. Man, this is my mother's fucking ring. 771 00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:04,602 [Lu] Who are you kidding? 772 00:44:04,603 --> 00:44:07,314 Put down the goddamn knife and get outta my shop. 773 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:15,613 You can walk away. 774 00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:19,618 Or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did. 775 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:26,707 All right, Lu. Look, I'm... [stammers] Fuck it. Sorry, Lu. Okay? I'm sorry. 776 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:29,127 - It's my mother's ring. - Now, tell me you won't be back. 777 00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:32,463 Come on, Lu. 778 00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:33,715 Say the words, Donnie. 779 00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:40,222 [stammers] 780 00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:42,598 I won't be back. 781 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:44,184 You walk in here again, 782 00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:46,770 you leave with a big hole in you, you understand? 783 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,359 Yeah, yeah. 784 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,903 [Rocco] You're a disgrace, Donnie. 785 00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:00,993 [Donnie sniffs] 786 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:07,374 [door buzzes] 787 00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:12,379 You're still here. 788 00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:19,469 Hey, look, I'm in a bind here. 789 00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:21,805 No, you're not. 790 00:45:22,306 --> 00:45:23,557 You only think you are. 791 00:45:24,808 --> 00:45:25,975 I can't help you. 792 00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:28,270 Look... [stammers] ...you can name your price. 793 00:45:31,356 --> 00:45:34,234 Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out? 794 00:45:52,336 --> 00:45:53,545 Fuck! 795 00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:05,057 It's Lu. 796 00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:07,226 I'm sending you a plate number. 797 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:11,021 Get me everything you can on this guy.