1 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,985 Back in high school, 2 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,945 Lina falls in love with a boy. 3 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:32,032 Only she maintains he was never, ever a boy. 4 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,451 He was born a god. 5 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:34,869 In a matter of weeks, 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,997 she gets to know everything about him. 7 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,374 "Man, if guys only knew," 8 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,002 she jokes to her best friend Jennifer, 9 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,754 "how much we think about them." 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,506 Lina's always honest about things like that. 11 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,300 But Jennifer isn't willing to admit 12 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,260 she's ever done anything similar. 13 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:54,180 Like finding out every single thing about someone 14 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,974 to whom you have never spoken. 15 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,017 Phone number by heart. 16 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,477 And in two weeks, you've dialed 17 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,563 the first six numbers about a thousand times. 18 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:06,609 And your heart explodes right before the seventh numbe. 19 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,861 Your finger pulses on it, 20 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:12,198 but you never, ever press it. 21 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:19,079 Aidan, I watched that show 22 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:22,291 you told me about, Star Search. 23 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,417 Yeah. 24 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,753 There was this one girl on it. 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,087 She sang "Crazy." 26 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,339 Only... 27 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:31,425 she did it very fast-like. 28 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,260 It was nice. 29 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,346 But... 30 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:37,348 - But? - I don't know. 31 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:41,685 I-I would've done it... 32 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:42,686 regular. 33 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,397 You got a real nice voice, you know that? 34 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,400 Maybe you could get on there. 35 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,528 You know when you're listening 36 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:54,824 to a song and it feels like it's about one person? 37 00:01:54,990 --> 00:02:00,287 Every song, I guess, is about that person. 38 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,164 Hmm. 39 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:17,179 ♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪ 40 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:22,977 ♪ For it was I who chose to start ♪ 41 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:31,277 ♪ I see no need to take me home ♪ 42 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:38,117 ♪ I'm old enough to face the dawn ♪ 43 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:43,664 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪ 44 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,165 ♪ Angel ♪ 45 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:45,916 Aidan. 46 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,251 ♪ Just touch my cheek ♪ 47 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,713 ♪ Before you leave me, baby ♪ 48 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,925 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning... ♪ 49 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,302 Hi. 50 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,887 Hey, Mrs. Matthews. 51 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,346 He's leaking fluid from his left eye. 52 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,015 - Great. Got it. - Probably pink eye. 53 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,266 Okay, come in, come in. 54 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,602 I suggest keep him home tomorrow, see the doctor. 55 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,646 I'd keep him away from the other one. 56 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:08,814 Okay. Great. 57 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,858 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 58 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,484 ♪ Maybe the sun's light... ♪ 59 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,824 ♪ And it won't matter anyhow ♪ 60 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,371 Mom? 61 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,874 ♪ If morning's echo says we've sinned ♪ 62 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:27,958 Mom? 63 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,462 ♪ Well, it was what I wanted now... ♪ 64 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:32,588 Mom? 65 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,632 - What are you doing? - I'm trying to get a kink 66 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,551 out of my back with the de-kinker... 67 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:39,637 Oh, my God! 68 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,804 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 69 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,264 Okay. 70 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,016 Oh, my God! 71 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,684 Ryan, you cannot-- 72 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,646 Mommy? 73 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,821 Mom? Oh, my God. 74 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,323 - Mom. - It's okay. 75 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,368 Are you okay? 76 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,410 Hello? 77 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:06,497 Mom! 78 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,249 Go help your brother. 79 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,584 Go get him, honey. 80 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,296 Mom. Mom. 81 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,257 Oh, my God. Mom. 82 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,384 Honey, you got to get-- 83 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,345 You got to go help your brother, okay? 84 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:22,721 I'm having a heart attack. 85 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:26,392 I can't die in front of my boys! My boys are here. 86 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,644 Please, please come... 87 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,530 Sorry to bring you all the way out here... 88 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,990 for a frazzled housewife. 89 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,325 It-it happens more often than you think. 90 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,203 I'm sure of it. All right, well, take care, no. 91 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,746 Yeah, you, too. 92 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,770 Big night. 93 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,152 I thought I was gonna die. 94 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,030 Yeah, well, you didn't. 95 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:24,116 What would you have said to the kids, then? 96 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,285 What? If you died? 97 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,244 Mm-hmm. 98 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,954 Come on now, Lina. 99 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,664 Come on now what? 100 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,416 Well, you-you... 101 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,880 You're a young, healthy woman. 102 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,467 There's nothing the matter with you. 103 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,802 Any problems you got... 104 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,972 ...they're in your head. 105 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,642 My pain is not... 106 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,188 ...in my head, Ed. 107 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,111 The body of Christ. 108 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,037 Hi. 109 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,247 - Thank you. - Thank you. 110 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:16,919 Lina, you coming? 111 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,796 Yeah, Mom. 112 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,923 See you guys there. 113 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,716 Okay. 114 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,231 That looks like a month of gymnastics. 115 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,024 This was on clearance. 116 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,818 - Ross? - Uh, Macy's. 117 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:41,735 Fancy. 118 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,404 I spoke to Stacey Matthews. 119 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,739 Goddamn it. 120 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,368 She said you were sleeping in the parking lot at school. 121 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:50,244 In your car? 122 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,204 No, I was not sleeping. She's... 123 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,997 God, I was just thinking. 124 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,542 Have anything to do with your... episode? 125 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,001 Is that what Ed said? 126 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,212 Jesus Christ. You know, what are you, spying on my entire life? 127 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,547 Watch your mouth. 128 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,714 She said "goddamn it." 129 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,341 'Cause I put salt in my goddamn coffee. 130 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:06,051 He's your husband. He's just worried about you. 131 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,929 And I would appreciate if y'all wouldn't talk to my husband 132 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:09,888 about my issues. 133 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,641 So, y'all are having issues. 134 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,854 You know what? I'm considering things. 135 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:20,691 I'm being interested in exploring things 136 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,401 and feelings. 137 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:23,735 Like maybe we shouldn't always-- 138 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,363 Okay, enough with your feelings, Leen. 139 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:30,117 You got enough feelings to clog a toilet. 140 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,579 Did y'all hear about this senator guy? 141 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,539 Oh, yeah. What's his name? 142 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,915 I heard Jim going on about him. 143 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,208 - Richard something? - Mourdock. 144 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,626 If he knows how to cook eggs over easy, 145 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,795 - he's got my vote. - What about him? 146 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,256 Apparently, they say he might lose now. 147 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,966 To the Democrat. 148 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,594 'Cause he was saying... 149 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,555 ...if you get pregnant from... 150 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,390 it's 'cause God intended it. 151 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,892 What's-- From what? I missed the word. 152 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,644 - Rape. - That's disgusting. 153 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,812 Don't talk with your mouth full. 154 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,105 So, sorry, he's saying being raped 155 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,356 is all part of God's plan? 156 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,357 Oh, finally. 157 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,817 Sorry about that, ma'am. 158 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,569 Yeah, sorry-schmorry. 159 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,322 No, he's saying if you's raped 160 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:10,991 and you get pregnant, you still shouldn't have an abortion 161 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,367 because the baby was God's plan. 162 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,661 Missy, no one's having no abortion. 163 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,413 So if I was raped by some animal, 164 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,623 I could not have an abortion? 165 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,249 Can we talk about something else? 166 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,168 I get about 18 minutes a week 167 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,836 away from Todd and the little monsters. 168 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,296 Sometimes they make me wish 169 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:27,341 I wasn't such a good Christian woman, if you know what I mean. 170 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,676 - Randy. - Stop. 171 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,802 I'm joking. 172 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,804 We all know Lina's the only one of us 173 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,599 that'd ever have an abortion. 174 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,100 Danica Tompkins had one. 175 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,352 That's... What are you doing? 176 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,770 Missy, just shut up. 177 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,480 That baby had problems, and you know that. 178 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,023 That baby was a child of God. 179 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,609 - She had no right. - Mom, it could've killed her. 180 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,527 See? 181 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,159 Oh, and I would not... 182 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,869 have one. 183 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,875 So, tell me. 184 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,127 Mm-hmm? 185 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,672 - What were you doing? - When? 186 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:07,923 When you called the ambulance. 187 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,132 Oh. I wasn't doing anything. 188 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,218 Oh, you were just sitting there 189 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,302 staring at the wall? 190 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,763 N-No. I, uh, was, uh, cleaning. 191 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:20,060 My eldest had spilled his OJ, and I was cleaning it up. 192 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,145 Hmm. 193 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,939 Okay. 194 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,443 Oh, and I also, um... 195 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:33,991 I was looking up someone from my past on Facebook. 196 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,826 Mm-hmm. Ah. 197 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,787 Yeah. But that didn't cause me any panic. 198 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,913 Well, why would it? 199 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,207 How did it make you feel seeing this person? 200 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,250 He. It's a he. 201 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,961 Well, duh. 202 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,630 I felt, I felt... 203 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,844 ...alive. 204 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,595 Hmm. 205 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,514 Ooh, but it's not right and I know it's not. 206 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,891 Plus the fact, okay, so his wife is like a supermodel. 207 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019 I made the mistake of clicking on her profile-- 208 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,186 Shh. 209 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 - So, two things. - Yeah. 210 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:08,233 One, best thing for anxiety is... 211 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,526 - Breathing. - Exercise. 212 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,445 - Exercise. - Exercise. Running. 213 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,363 Lifting. Fornicating. 214 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:18,827 Okay? And two, but a very close number two, is... 215 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,203 talking. 216 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,455 Okay? So, I got an idea. 217 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,706 It's a woman's group. 218 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,208 A group. 219 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,877 Sort of, yeah. 220 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,086 Um, for what? 221 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,504 For women, sweetheart. 222 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,050 No, you know, you can talk about your life. 223 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,302 Have people there that'll listen. 224 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,054 Sounds like something new. Sounds like something special. 225 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,264 Sounds like something women don't usually have. 226 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,142 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. 227 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,643 Cool. And how much does it cost? 228 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,271 Sweetheart. It's free, honey. 229 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,814 It's like a research group, okay? 230 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,484 All it'll cost you is a little bit of time and some honesty. 231 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,611 And, baby, you get what you pay for. 232 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:53,904 All right? 233 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,405 Okay. 234 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,574 Oh, gosh. 235 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,992 - But, honey? - Yeah? 236 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,952 If looking up your old flame on Facebook were a crime, 237 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,038 whole world would be in jail. 238 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,666 Hell, I'd be serving two life sentences. 239 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,168 Yeah. 240 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,628 She realized that for years 241 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,713 she had been forcing compensation. 242 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,465 Every time Ed ignored her in bed, 243 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,800 she'd wake up in the morning 244 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,426 and ask him to fix something in the house. 245 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,763 It was the same thing her mother did to her father. 246 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,682 It was a way to make up for not being loved enough. 247 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,601 Looks like Sara-Beth is getting married. 248 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,812 And she's having this bachelorette party 249 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,771 and the whole nine. 250 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,273 I mean, we haven't spoken in years, 251 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,819 but we were so, so close in school. 252 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,863 Looks like it's in Indy, so... 253 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,324 God, can you imagine? Ryan's just about seven, 254 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,450 and in all those years, 255 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,703 I've never spent one night away from him. 256 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,122 Isn't that funny? 257 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,665 What's funny... 258 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:50,544 is "bachelorette" isn't even a real word. 259 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,337 It is, too. 260 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,463 What do they do? 261 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,382 Get together and rag on their husbands? 262 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,219 Speaking of which... 263 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,221 Hmm? 264 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,222 Where you going? 265 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,349 I'm going to that women's group. 266 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,602 What about the boys? 267 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,879 Hey, baby. 268 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,672 I think... 269 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,133 ...that I might be... 270 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,094 about to freak the fuck out. 271 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,513 Hmm. 272 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,143 I believe you, baby, but here's the thing. 273 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,353 The women in that group are counting on you. 274 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:55,859 So, sometimes... sometimes, you got to fake it to make it. 275 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,527 Okay? 276 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,031 That time is now, okay? 277 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,451 All right? 278 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,911 You can do this. Come on. 279 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,539 ♪ "Non c'è più niente da fare" by Bobby Solo playing ♪ 280 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,655 Okay. 281 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,823 I've been very busy 282 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,700 in the kitchen this week with my mom. 283 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,870 No pressure, if you don't like the sweets or something. 284 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,622 Remember, it's the chocolate chip. 285 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:33,873 Is that new? Have you had that-- 286 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,501 Not just your run-of-the-mill female B.O. 287 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,795 I mean, what is going on down here? 288 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:39,963 It's something between 289 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,798 a fish hatchery and a can of wet cigarettes. 290 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,882 Menthol, I hope? 291 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,134 Menthol, I wish. 292 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,303 You know, boric acid is great for that. 293 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,514 Well, I'll tell you one thing. Dicks also smell. 294 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,724 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, God. 295 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,517 They don't know how to take care of it, 296 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,229 but dicks do not stink nearly as bad as balls do. 297 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,149 - Ew. - Old balls? 298 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,525 You ever smell old balls? 299 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,194 It's... it is O.B., not B.O. 300 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,740 God, totally, it's like malt balls and horses. 301 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,657 Ew! 302 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,909 They really do. What are men doing? 303 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,036 No, no, no, no, no. 304 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,204 That is my cue to leave. 305 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,501 - I still think he's so hot. - Bye, balls. 306 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,961 Oh, wait, you guys, 307 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,838 I've got something freaky that happened to me last week. 308 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,215 Oh. 309 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,843 So, me and Jeff, you know, the new guy, 310 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,261 we're going at it, and he asks 311 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,014 what my last boyfriend's name was, so I just tell him. 312 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,515 Um, Kent, right? 313 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,351 Yep, Kent. 314 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,602 So, then he says, "Did Kent 315 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,271 like it when he fucked that fat pussy?" 316 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,276 Uh, literally as the only lesbian in here, no, thank you. 317 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,363 -"Fat pussy"? Come on, girl. - No. 318 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,822 We don't like that. 319 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,574 I don't know what-what came over me. 320 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,242 I just turned into a whore. 321 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,494 What? 322 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,495 What did you say? 323 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,954 I said, "Fuck yeah, he liked it." 324 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:55,955 And then I said, 325 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,416 "And he liked to come in it, too." 326 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,085 And then he just finishes right there. 327 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,671 Did you? 328 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,255 - Of course not. - Of course not. 329 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,633 Did you like it? 330 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,053 Um, I don't... I guess. Ugh. 331 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,429 It was confusing, like... 332 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,722 Like, what was that? 333 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,474 Yeah. It's cuckolding. 334 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,643 - What? - It's a thing. 335 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,646 Some guys like to watch their girlfriends fuck other men. 336 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,481 And some just like to hear about it? 337 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,482 Sounds about right. 338 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,566 Apparently. 339 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,235 Wait, wait, wait, so hold on a second. 340 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,736 Did you like it? 341 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,198 Why does he get to just say that 342 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,574 without even asking first? 343 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,744 I get it, I guess. I get it. And I don't like it. 344 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,830 You know, it made me, 345 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,498 like, really lubricated, but, like... 346 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,625 does that... does that mean, am I... 347 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,626 am I disgusting? 348 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,128 I mean, I didn't like it, 349 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,587 but clearly, my "fat pussy" did. 350 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,965 I mean, the pussy wants what it wants. 351 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383 Exactly. 352 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,009 - Yeah. - Yeah. 353 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,761 Lina? 354 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,179 Yes? 355 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,848 Are you married? 356 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,683 - Yes. - Kids? 357 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,101 - I have two, yep. - Nice. 358 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,020 Your husband loves to watch you with other guys, right? 359 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,440 No. My husband, no. 360 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,191 No, he... he, uh... 361 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,028 he actually said that kissing me gives him the heebie-jeebies 362 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,989 the way wet wool does, so... 363 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,282 That fucker. 364 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,533 He called you "wet wool"? 365 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,451 Yeah. Yes. 366 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,119 - Yeah. - Is he sick? 367 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,038 How did that feel for you? 368 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,790 Um... 369 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,714 James Bond... 370 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,842 Um... sorry. 371 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:34,721 Bye. 372 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,847 I was reading this 373 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,640 waiting for my appointment the other day. 374 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,184 I mean, it's a James Bond story, 375 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,144 which, um, I just thought it was gonna 376 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,437 take me out of my own head. 377 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,857 It ended up just exactly being about my marriage. 378 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,942 Yeah, it's Quantum of Solace. 379 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:48,985 Yeah. 380 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,404 Yeah. 381 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,364 How did you know that? 382 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,493 My dad, actually, he... he loved that story, too. 383 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,994 He-he would read it all the time, 384 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:02,707 and he's not the kind of dude who likes short stories. 385 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,585 Tell them. 386 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,378 Um, well... 387 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,880 it's called Quantum of Solace. 388 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,924 And it's, uh, the James Bond... 389 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,511 Um, Ian Fleming writes about this law he created 390 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,929 called the Quantum of Solace. 391 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,349 And, basically, it's-- all our marriages will be fine 392 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,894 as we long as we treat each other with some basic humanity. 393 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:27,565 It's when we start being cruel, 394 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,442 like when we start, um, 395 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,194 treating each other like we don't care 396 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:35,198 if the other person... is dead. 397 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,452 That's, uh, when we've crossed over into the end of times. 398 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,412 Like in your marriage or the world. 399 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,873 When one person just... 400 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,086 You know, there's really no coming back from that. 401 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,547 And, yeah, that's me and Ed. 402 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,216 That's... We're... 403 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,301 Oof, no, it's Ed. 404 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,386 Damn. 405 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,012 Okay, he hasn't touched me in three months. 406 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,597 It'll be three months in 17 days. 407 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,432 - I have a calendar. - That's awful. 408 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,892 And we're not... 409 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,104 I-I clean the urine off the seat and I pack him a lunch to go. 410 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,648 Same as I do for the kids. 411 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,191 He takes out the trash. 412 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,652 He, uh, uh, doesn't hit me. 413 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,070 He pays the bills. 414 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,155 But he does not touch me. 415 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,991 And I'm not... I mean, he doesn't... 416 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,118 like, he doesn't "touch me." 417 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,661 - Yeah. - That's a low bar. 418 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,998 In fact, I-I don't know if we've ever 419 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,125 truly kissed. 420 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,377 - Get out of here. - What? 421 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,295 - What? - Damn. 422 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,462 Kissing is... 423 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,006 It's important. 424 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,677 It's the most important thing in the world to me. 425 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,850 So, uh, I, uh... 426 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,103 ...got on Facebook. 427 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,522 I was reconnecting with an old friend on Facebook. 428 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,358 Reconnecting with a friend on Facebook 429 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,484 is how I got a kid. 430 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,652 Yeah, but this is like my-- 431 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,862 This is-- Yeah. 432 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,156 But this, but this is my one true love 433 00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,032 from high school. 434 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,034 He's the only man I ever wanted. 435 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,660 He's my true love. 436 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,038 And I saw him on Facebook. 437 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,790 He looked great. 438 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:08,917 Really? 439 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,711 And better. You know how men age. 440 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,546 How do they...? They get better. 441 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,715 They get the jaw and the stubble. 442 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,760 They just... And, um... 443 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,803 I wrote him a note. 444 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,347 He... 445 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,642 His face. 446 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,769 His... 447 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,273 It takes my breath away. 448 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,317 Damn. 449 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:38,071 - Are you gonna meet up? - Oh, I... 450 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,407 Uh... 451 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,700 I don't know. 452 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,370 I have mixed feelings about being dishonest with Ed, 453 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,830 'cause I'll tell y'all this, though, that S.O.B. 454 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,542 has 17 days left to touch me or I am leaving. 455 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,835 Yes. 456 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,212 On the nose? 457 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,838 It's been too long already. 458 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,340 On the nose. 459 00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:00,426 - 17 days and I'm done. - 17 days. Done. 460 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,553 - Yeah. - Good. Good. 461 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,013 Make sure that you get 462 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,139 the e-vite if you want. 463 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,516 - Get you on there. - Yeah, of course. 464 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,768 The other thing about Jeff is he loves it when I 465 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,186 - put my finger in his butt. - Okay. 466 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,021 But do you think that means he's a little gay? 467 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,523 - No, no, no, you're fine. - Are you sure? 468 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,108 - I promise, yeah, you're good. - 'Cause I just-- 469 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,610 - Don't worry. It's normal. Yeah. - Okay. 470 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,405 Who wants to drive me home? 471 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,365 Shit. 472 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,592 I can't get Aidan hard. 473 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,388 I'm not, you know... 474 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,556 hot. 475 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,645 And he thinks it is, with me? 476 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,605 What movie? 477 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,318 He-he put that thing on me. 478 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,738 And-and-and he made me wear it. 479 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,114 That's scary, isn't it? 480 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:07,660 He-he, he told me to fuck her. 481 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:11,080 And I did. I-I fucked her. 482 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,415 Oh, God. Oh, God. 483 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,209 Oh, God, he had a gun in my mouth. 484 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:19,422 That-that fucking gun was in my throat! 485 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,132 Fuck! 486 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,487 Too scary? 487 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,784 Maybe a little. 488 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,664 You're gonna miss the ending. 489 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,500 Nah. 490 00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,587 I seen it already. 491 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,925 Why'd you come? 492 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,933 But you know it, I know it, 493 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,936 we all know that Roe is currently the law of the land. 494 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:01,149 But there's a problem, and the problem is us. 495 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:04,944 We're people. We're fallible. We make mistakes. 496 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,572 Which is why, unlike a lot of other candidates, 497 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:10,241 I'm not afraid to publicly declare myself... 498 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:48,487 ♪ "Sweet Somethin' Steady" by Romi Mayes playing ♪ 499 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,910 ♪ Don't want no fancy diamonds ♪ 500 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,578 ♪ Don't want your mother's pearls ♪ 501 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:59,415 ♪ Don't want you to tell me that I'm your only girl ♪ 502 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:02,460 ♪ Just want a man to come on by ♪ 503 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:06,297 ♪ Pick me up and take me for a ride ♪ 504 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:14,347 ♪ Now, why can't you be my swet somethin' steady on the side? ♪ 505 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,271 Okay. 506 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:24,690 - Huh? - Fancy. 507 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,359 Oh, thank you. Um, he drank half that. 508 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,402 I don't really know what's going on, but he's down. 509 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,780 And I will see you in the morning. 510 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:31,948 - In the morning? - Mm-hmm. 511 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,033 You'll be asleep soon, okay? Right, Ed? 512 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,368 - Yep. - Right? 513 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,578 It just doesn't make that much sense. 514 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,914 - What? - Well, you spend the money 515 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,457 - on the hotel. - I'm not-- 516 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,709 You're only going 35, 40 miles away. 517 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,669 Just can't square it. 518 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,045 Look, th-they're bathed, they're fed. 519 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,588 All you got to do is get him to sleep, right? 520 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,507 You want me to worry about 521 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,133 - having to drive a whole hour? - No. 522 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,136 I mean, I told you I'm splitting the room with three other girls, 523 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,305 for crying out loud. 524 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,351 All right. I'm just saying. 525 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:05,606 Mom! 526 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,275 Whoa. What happened, buddy? 527 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,068 - Leen. - Okay, well, I... 528 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,362 - Ed, you can also help. - Mom, help. 529 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,114 Okay, honey. It's okay. 530 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,156 Oh, man. 531 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,992 It's dry out, huh? 532 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,952 Sit down, head back. Remember? 533 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,413 - Ooh, that's a lot of blood. - Okay. 534 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:22,540 Uh-huh. 535 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,750 Just apply pressure and put your head back. 536 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,670 You're really gonna leave now, like this? 537 00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,423 I am gonna leave. 538 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,799 But are you gonna be okay? Huh? 539 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,342 You still remember how to dial 911? 540 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,386 Can you remember the numbers? 541 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,639 Well, yeah, of course I do. 542 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,643 I'm still paying off your false alarm. 543 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:48,149 All right, buddy, keep your head up. 544 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:54,447 ♪ "Another Bottle of Wine" by Houston We Have a Problem ♪ 545 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:03,372 ♪ Don't think I can stand it anymore... ♪ 546 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:09,628 ♪ I could be the way I was before you left me ♪ 547 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,547 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪ 548 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,258 ♪ Another bottle of wine ♪ 549 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:17,845 ♪ Can you see, oh-oh, through the pain in my mind? ♪ 550 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:21,265 ♪ Living, oh-oh, on my own all the time ♪ 551 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:26,896 ♪ I don't think I will go to work today... ♪ 552 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,898 Lick the balls, lick the balls. 553 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:35,863 ♪ Please help me, whoa-oh-oh... ♪ 554 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,493 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 555 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,787 Okay, bitches. 556 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:50,419 Now, most of us have known Sara-Beth since IU. 557 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,299 And we've seen her go pretty wild. 558 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,887 I'm-I'm not gonna lie, it's a little bittersweet 559 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,639 to watch her shut down 560 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,183 the 24-hour speedway between her legs. 561 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,812 Bitch, she's getting married! 562 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,526 Cheers. 563 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,663 Who ordered that? 564 00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,081 I did. 565 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,168 Well, I mean, it's Sara-Beth's last night as a single gal. 566 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,503 I say we all get a little wild. 567 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,673 Actually, the wedding ain't till next weekend. 568 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,217 Who's with me? Who's with me?! 569 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,848 Is she okay? 570 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,309 - Oh, my God. - ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 571 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,854 - This is my favorite song. - ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 572 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,897 ♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪ 573 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,650 ♪ Tonight ♪ 574 00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:55,526 Come on. 575 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,403 Come on, you guys. 576 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,363 Should we? 577 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:02,908 - She's up. She's-she's going. - Okay. 578 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,620 ♪ I wanna be a castaway... ♪ 579 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,872 Come on! 580 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,874 ♪ Take a tropic holiday ♪ 581 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,875 Come on! 582 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,084 ♪ Say goodbye... ♪ 583 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,752 You know what? You do you. You do you, girl. 584 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:18,007 ♪ By the coast, Pacifico and chasing lime ♪ 585 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:21,177 ♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪ 586 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,345 ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 587 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,638 ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 588 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,808 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪ 589 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,562 ♪ Just like the other one ♪ 590 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,273 ♪ Make it a double rum ♪ 591 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,234 ♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪ 592 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,574 ♪ I'm in an island state of mind ♪ 593 00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,493 ♪ Don't think I'm ever gonna leave ♪ 594 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:48,412 ♪ I'd rather stay and watch the waves ♪ 595 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,456 ♪ Move the sand beneath my feet ♪ 596 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,250 ♪ Reggae on the radio ♪ 597 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,544 ♪ Laying low and feeling high ♪ 598 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:59,131 ♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪ 599 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,217 ♪ Pour me another one ♪ 600 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,593 ♪ Make it a strong one ♪ 601 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,679 ♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪ 602 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,893 ♪ Just like the other one ♪ 603 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,436 ♪ Make it a double rum ♪ 604 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:15,231 ♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪ 605 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,108 ♪ Castaway ♪ 606 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,528 ♪ Ride the waves like we're young ♪ 607 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,988 ♪ 'Cause time flies by and soon we'll be older ♪ 608 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,199 ♪ It's better to live in the moment ♪ 609 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,660 ♪ Than stuck in the past fast asleep ♪ 610 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,745 ♪ As the world passes by ♪ 611 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,672 ♪ Ay-ya-yo ♪ 612 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,090 ♪ The good times are free ♪ 613 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,259 ♪ And nobody can take that away ♪ 614 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,385 ♪ Oh-yo-eh ♪ 615 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:49,223 ♪ Come and castaway ♪ 616 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,288 Oh, God, please, God, you know me. 617 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,456 You know I deserve this. 618 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,044 I deserve one good thing. 619 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,840 Besides the kids. Oh, my God. 620 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:25,384 But you know what I mean. 621 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,270 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 622 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,598 Hey, Kid. 623 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,644 Hey yourself. 624 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,082 I, uh... 625 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:22,501 I had a few. 626 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,629 Oh, I had a few, too. 627 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,716 My stepdad died. 628 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:29,758 What? 629 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:30,968 I'm just... I'm coming from the funeral. 630 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:36,348 The... Not the funeral, the-the after-party. 631 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:38,892 Okay, I'm so sorry. 632 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:45,107 It's-it's mighty hot in here. 633 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,109 Yeah. Um... 634 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,155 We could, uh, uh, open a window or we could turn down the... 635 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,866 I think there's a thermostat or... 636 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,724 It's been a heck of a long while, Mr. Hart. 637 00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,935 Sure has. 638 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:20,929 Aidan, I'm on my period. 639 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,146 Oh, God. 640 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,692 So, you're ragging? 641 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:36,695 Yeah. Is that okay? 642 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,907 That is more than okay. 643 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,495 Oh, God, I want to feel you inside me. 644 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,247 Mm-hmm. 645 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,668 I'm gonna... Do you want me to get a towel? 646 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,129 I'm gonna go get a towel. Okay. 647 00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:40,884 Oh, my God. 648 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,186 - Aidan. - Hmm? 649 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,774 It's been a long time since I've been with another man. 650 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,776 Like 11 years. 651 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:58,735 Okay. 652 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:02,614 So, I'm sorry if I'm a little tight. 653 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,476 Dude. 654 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:38,108 I want you to flood me. 655 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,469 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 656 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,262 Oh! 657 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,304 How about this? 658 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,639 Mind if I wear these home? 659 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,225 Hmm? 660 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,103 I can't. 661 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:22,439 I can't. These almost fit. 662 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,993 It's a half moon tonight, I think. 663 00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:42,042 You're still the silliest boy, aren't you? 664 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:57,307 Well, don't... don't you want to clean up? 665 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,476 No. 666 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,436 No, it's okay. 667 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,024 - Well, don't-- - It's late. 668 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,111 I'm not even gonna go upstairs to bed. 669 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:14,282 I'll just sleep down on the couch with the dogs. 670 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:40,452 It's good to see you. 671 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:44,622 It's good to see you, too, Kid. 672 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,959 Thank you. 673 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,254 Thank you. 674 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:50,271 Oh, thank you, God. 675 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:51,773 Thank you, thank you. 676 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:56,945 Oh, my God. 677 00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:01,449 And you just, like... 678 00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:07,122 You just get lost. 679 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,706 And, you know, 680 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:09,791 I spent my whole life, 681 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,126 like, worried about what God would think. 682 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,462 And there I was in a hotel bed with a man who's... 683 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:17,924 not my husband, and... 684 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,261 I felt that God... 685 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,972 Like, this is what it's all about. 686 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:25,849 And there was this moment where, um... 687 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:28,560 I was about to give up on him and... 688 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,688 he Facebooks me in that exact second. 689 00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:33,314 I mean, it was like... 690 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,108 It was like... 691 00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:36,818 God compelled him to do it. 692 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,237 Do you think you're, um... 693 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:40,488 you know... 694 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,074 comporting yourself the way a mother should? 695 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,660 I thought you'd leave your husband first. 696 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,829 Yeah, you're leaving him so soon. 697 00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:49,038 - Why cheat? - Yeah. 698 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:50,623 Okay, I just want you to know-- Wait. 699 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:53,793 I'm not-- I wasn't in any pain that night. 700 00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:56,045 And, like, my whole life is pain. 701 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:57,213 I've-- This-- 702 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,424 Okay, I have pain in my joints 703 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,508 and I have pain inside, 704 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,886 but th-- I have pain all over me and... 705 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,556 I'm not in any pain when I'm with that man, and... 706 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,184 Yeah, so, you can all judge me. You can judge me. 707 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:14,856 Until you've felt what I felt, I really don't give a flying... 708 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:17,734 fuck what y'all think. 709 00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:20,111 What the fuck is this stupid group anyway? 710 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:22,197 It's all right. 711 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,085 Oh, my God. 712 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,589 Hi, I'm so, so sorry. It's my fault. 713 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,508 I'm the one who started that fucking thing. 714 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:43,384 Okay, well, I got to get home, so thank you-- 715 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,135 Can I, um...? 716 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,054 Can I maybe get a-a ride? 717 00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:48,223 I-I don't have a car anymore. 718 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,724 Um... 719 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:50,975 Uh... 720 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,310 Um, sure. 721 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,103 Thank you. 722 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,194 Oh, sorry. 723 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,780 I'm sorry. Thank you. 724 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,783 You know they're just being jealous dicks in there. 725 00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:09,077 Yeah, I don't really want-- It's just... 726 00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,036 Yeah. Where you going? 727 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,790 Uh... I need to eat, so... 728 00:47:13,957 --> 00:47:15,458 And I want beer. 729 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,127 Is there anywhere I can get wings and beer? 730 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:23,424 Um, Kilroy's has beer and wings, probably. 731 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:24,717 Great. Kilroy's. 732 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,761 You want to go to Kilroy's with me? 733 00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:28,179 - Who are you? - I'm... 734 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,640 You don't really seem like a therapist to me. 735 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:32,308 Oh. Yeah. Well... 736 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:33,601 I am honestly the farthest thing 737 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:36,020 from a fucking therapist that I can imagine. 738 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,776 Lina, can I ask you a question? 739 00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:46,030 How many guys have you slept with? 740 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,700 Oh, um, four. 741 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,828 Five now, actually, so... 742 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,454 You? 743 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,665 Ten. 744 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:56,833 Fifteen. 745 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,792 Huh? 746 00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:58,668 Seventeen. 747 00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,461 Holy crap. Whoa. 748 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,214 - I'm sorry. - It's not that many. 749 00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:05,341 I just... 750 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,343 No, it's that, um, you just don't seem... 751 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,137 - Like a whore? - No. No, no. 752 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:11,389 - No, I was not gonna say that. - You can totally say that. 753 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,808 I would never, ever, ever call you that, ever. 754 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:15,435 Ever. 755 00:48:16,686 --> 00:48:19,480 I was gonna say you seem smart. 756 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:31,576 Sorry. 757 00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:33,453 No. 758 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:35,747 Um... 759 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,541 I'm just-- I'm just gonna be real with you. 760 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:41,085 For a second. I'm in, like, in a... 761 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,880 a pretty effed-up place in my life right now. 762 00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:45,256 And, um... 763 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:49,552 There's just, like, some really, really bad shit going on. 764 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,679 But mostly I'm... 765 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,973 I'm about to get sued. 766 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,225 Yeah, by a big publisher for 767 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:59,812 stealing their money and not writing a book and... 768 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:00,855 Yeah. 769 00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:04,817 I guess I just need, like, a friend. 770 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:10,990 And I really need to find someone to write about. 771 00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:12,742 What? 772 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:17,205 Lina. The way that you think about love 773 00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:18,456 and talk about love 774 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,500 and the way that you want love, 775 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:24,379 it's like the most beautiful thing in the whole world. 776 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:25,630 No, I mean it, 777 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:29,592 and I just want to listen to you for a while. 778 00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:31,928 I just... 779 00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,305 Like hang out with me? 780 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,890 Yeah. 781 00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,725 Yeah, like... Like hang out or... 782 00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:41,729 I just... Like, what if there was a girl on the other side 783 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,272 of the planet who reads about you 784 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,817 and who's like, "Oh, my God, that's exactly how I feel." 785 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,653 And for, like, two minutes in her fucking life, 786 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:50,488 she doesn't feel alone anymore. 787 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,949 Like Quantum of Solace. 788 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,076 I mean... 789 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,204 It's not quite really like that. 790 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,832 Some great love story with Aidan. 791 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,292 I mean, it's more like... 792 00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:06,587 I mean, I'm reeling him in. 793 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,089 Like, I am like... 794 00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:11,426 It's like-- It's shameful and crazy. 795 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:12,969 Oh, no, no, it's not crazy. 796 00:50:13,136 --> 00:50:14,554 I don't think it is either. 797 00:50:14,721 --> 00:50:16,431 I just know that's what other people think so sometimes 798 00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,850 I just say what I think other people want me to say. 799 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,768 Oh, my God, I do the same thing. 800 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:21,769 Why do we do that? 801 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:22,937 I don't know. 802 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:31,070 Actually, I think nothing you do for love is crazy. 803 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,868 Yeah. 804 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,163 Fuck. 805 00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:41,539 What? 806 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,249 Oh, can I just buy you a beer? Please let me buy you a beer. 807 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:46,919 No, I have to go home, but I, uh... 808 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:49,922 maybe I could get a babysitter for next week? 809 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,508 Yeah. Yes. One thousand percent. 810 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:53,801 I mean, like... 811 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,304 I live here now, so any time you want to hang out... 812 00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:58,055 What? You live here? 813 00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:58,973 Yeah. 814 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,100 Oh, God, why? 815 00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:02,810 Because of you. 816 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:05,646 Because I have been trying to find you. 817 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,489 Do you really think that, though? 818 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:15,656 Think what? 819 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,576 That nothing you do for love is crazy? 820 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:23,748 I think giving up on love is crazy. 821 00:51:28,628 --> 00:51:31,088 - Can I still get a ride? - Yes. Yep. 822 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:33,549 Thanks. 823 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:45,019 Now... 824 00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:47,355 we all like a nice Friday night 825 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:49,398 but getting there, to get to Friday, 826 00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:53,444 we have to follow God's lyrics throughout the week. 827 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,071 Now, that means... 828 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:11,295 Here. 829 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:18,469 You're not gonna tell Aidan... 830 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,137 Right? 831 00:52:20,263 --> 00:52:21,848 No. 832 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,392 Of course not. 833 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:26,727 Thanks. 834 00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,729 Hey. 835 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:30,648 I'm sorry 836 00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,818 that you got to do that to yourself. 837 00:52:33,985 --> 00:52:36,487 It sucks big-time. 838 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:39,657 Yeah. 839 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,580 ...talking about today is fidelity. 840 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:47,582 Now, we know that our Lord is faithful. 841 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,250 And He expects the same from us, 842 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:53,254 both in our relationship with Him and in all the facets of... 843 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:58,968 ♪ Josie is on a vacation far away ♪ 844 00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:01,345 ♪ Come around and talk it over ♪ 845 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:05,391 ♪ So many things that I want to say ♪ 846 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,769 ♪ You know I like my girls a little bit older ♪ 847 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:15,443 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 848 00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:22,575 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 849 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,705 ♪ I ain't got many friends left to talk to ♪ 850 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:31,667 ♪ Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble ♪ 851 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:35,588 ♪ You know I'd do anything for you ♪ 852 00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:39,175 ♪ Stay the night but keep it undercover ♪ 853 00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:42,553 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 854 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,555 It's the same. 855 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,515 ♪ Whoa ♪ 856 00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:52,146 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 857 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:53,898 ♪ Yeah ♪ 858 00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:59,737 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 859 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:07,119 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 860 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:14,585 ♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪ 861 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:21,926 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪ 862 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:29,976 ♪ Use your love ♪ 863 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:36,190 ♪ Lose your love ♪ 864 00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:43,030 ♪ Use your love ♪ 865 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:48,160 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 866 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,704 ♪ Tonight ♪ 867 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,373 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna ♪ 868 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:56,377 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 869 00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:58,713 ♪ Tonight ♪ 870 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:02,550 ♪ Your love ♪ 871 00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:06,303 ♪ Tonight ♪